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EP 63- Pyramids, Aliens, and Breakfast: Exploring Ancient Mysteries
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Have you ever wondered how ancient civilizations built structures so massive and precise that even modern engineers are left scratching their heads? In this mind-expanding episode, Yayo and REvernZe dive deep into the theories behind pyramid construction, from conventional explanations involving ramps and pulleys to more extraordinary possibilities like sound levitation and extraterrestrial intervention.
The conversation begins with a chilling story about divine timing, as REvernZe recounts how his work crew narrowly avoided a serious car accident by mere minutes, leading to a philosophical discussion about whether delays in our lives might sometimes be protective forces at work. This sets the stage for exploring how seemingly random events might have deeper meaning—much like the mysteries surrounding ancient monuments.
As the hosts examine various pyramid construction theories, they break down the mathematics behind moving 80-ton limestone blocks and debate whether 20,000-30,000 workers could have accomplished such feats without modern technology. The discussion balances scientific explanations with more speculative theories, always maintaining a sense of wonder and humor.
The episode takes an unexpected turn into the realm of urban legends with an exploration of the Goatman myth, examining how stories evolve across different regions and questioning the line between folklore and reality. Finally, the hosts lighten the mood by comparing breakfast traditions from around the world, from English full breakfasts to Mexican chilaquiles and Japanese miso soup with rice.
Whether you're fascinated by ancient mysteries, enjoy a good urban legend, or simply appreciate candid conversations about life's coincidences, this episode offers something to feed your curiosity. Join us for laughs, insights, and maybe even some breakfast inspiration!
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Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark.
Speaker 1:I was born in it. Molded by it, I see death. Welcome Cosmic Hall family to another episode. It's your co-host Yayo, with my co-host Reverence.
Speaker 2:Break up with your boyfriend.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, okay, hey, get the fuck off the table. Look at him, bro. I tell you, bro, he look at him okay, okay, hey Get the fuck off the table. Look at him, bro. I tell you, bro, he little.
Speaker 2:Look at him, bro. He probably calling.
Speaker 1:He a little mischievous little boy, look at him, come here, come here.
Speaker 2:Chill buddy, chill bro, how you so sneaky with them. Big ass balls B.
Speaker 1:Bro, for real, bro, Chill, chill, be like Zulu bro, look at him, well behaved bro, right, chilling Pedigree bro, he go to school, does his homework. You be skipping school B? Oh, I'm sorry you. Okay, I feel like he was in his field right there. I think he thought I was scolding him. You okay B.
Speaker 2:You okay B you okay, being what do you call what to do? Everybody we back. We back at it again. We missed last week. We missed last week. That was my bad, all right. I was like I got like 30 minutes, 20 minutes left on the episode to edit and I said you know what, save, save delete I fell asleep, bro, I started falling asleep.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, I started dragging the stuff wrong.
Speaker 2:And I heard echoes and I was like Ew what is this Editing? And I was like, bro, I'm gonna Revert everything, not everything.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, to a certain point, and I just saved it and went to sleep.
Speaker 2:Motherfucker was tired bro. I believe it bro.
Speaker 1:You say you worked. You say you worked what? 45, 48, believe it, bro. You say you worked, uh. You say what, what?
Speaker 2:45, 40, 40 something hours in three days and yeah, on the weekend, bro, jesus, bro and we, we work like monday to friday regular hours right or like till like 4 30 5 o'clock and then friday came around, bro, they were like, oh, we're gonna, we're just gonna work till um, not the, oh we're gonna, yeah, my boss, not the.
Speaker 2:Oh we're going to, yeah, my boss. And all of them. They were like we're just going to work till we get to a certain spot and we'll be all right, come back Saturday, stay the night, bro. Friday came around, bro, that shit was awful, bro. We had to redo all this other shit.
Speaker 1:Oh, bro, that shit was ass bro, oh shit, didn't go to plan no, because they accidentally did too much like.
Speaker 2:They accidentally like took off more than we were gonna be able to do like we could do it. But right, it was gonna. It just meant we were gonna stay longer for so they did like, took off a piece of this teller line from a bank and they're like you know what? Let's just go to this side. They start working on this side and since the bank has some saturday hours, we had to get it finished for them to open up on saturday, bro. It was like 11 o'clock came around, one o'clock came around.
Speaker 1:I was like yeah, we about to go home my boss, like we got to get it done.
Speaker 2:They open tomorrow, they open in the morning. I'm like, oh my god, I mean he's not wrong he's's right. He told us, though, but it just sucked, bro, it just sucked.
Speaker 1:No, I believe it, bro. At least you're going to pay for it. At least you're going to pay for it, bro.
Speaker 2:Then 5 came around, and then when we were driving back home, bro, I was tired. I was sleeping on the highway and, bro, the sun came up. When we finally got back to the shop it was like six something I got home. It was like seven, eight something when I went to sleep, woke up at 11, went back to work. Went back to work or no, we went back at yeah, 11 or something like that, and then we stayed till 12.
Speaker 2:Stay till 12 that night at the shop, I don't know, we worked till 12 at night okay, because the people who were like in charge I guess they didn't want to stay in like late again, so we could only stay till like 12 oh so y'all were, y'all, y'all were based off their time and shit damn and then sunday we had to go back. Saturday we were supposed to stay, but then everybody's like no, you know, blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 1:We'll just go home.
Speaker 2:I'm the only one with like a backpack.
Speaker 1:Oh, nobody was like prepared, in a sense.
Speaker 2:So I was like bro and then we went back Sunday and we finished like at 5 in the afternoon. Right as soon as we finished, my form was like what's taking them so long? I'm trying to go we gotta go. Let's go home and I'm over, like he must be new here and I was like I was like I want to go home too, but I was like I mean, they're talking yeah, what do we do yeah?
Speaker 2:everything's loaded up, let's just chill wait right if we would have left the moment he wanted to leave. Bro, we were going to get in a wreck, bro.
Speaker 1:That is crazy. I was talking about something similar, definitely not to the extreme, but go ahead, I'll tell you a little bit.
Speaker 2:So we were chilling right and we were just talking. And then like I swear bro, if we would have left when he wanted to leave, we would have got fucking T-bone. Left when he wanted to leave, we would have got fucking t-bone. And because we were like talking and my boss's son's coming like walking towards us or whatever, all I see is like a truck keep driving and then like this car or suv or whatever just keeps going there, all you hear is boom. I was like, oh shit, they got in the wreck. All I saw was like airbags. I saw a person fly out the window I saw a head come off.
Speaker 2:I saw hands I saw the hands sticking out the window like this.
Speaker 1:Somebody was yelling oh, I can't see my, I'm over a bug bro, this shit who said who pulled up inside?
Speaker 2:hey, you can't park it I heard people screaming my dog not Nah, too, too. And then, bro, no, I'm just joking None of that happened.
Speaker 1:But they did get the rate. It was a good hit. You just saw the truck go.
Speaker 2:You just saw them go like boom. And then the vehicle shook and then settled back down. I was like damn bro, that's fucking crazy bro. But the airbags and everything did deploy. You saw the people like you stumble out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they were stumbling down.
Speaker 2:They're like crying and everything. I was like that would have been us. I was like, bro, I'm glad we didn't leave that early. You see, shit happens for a reason, yeah yeah, you know you might be upset that, yeah, you're running late or whatever, but like like yayo said himself, if, if you're already late to work, why are you going to put yourself in a predicament of going through like speeding and all that shit? You late already Might as well, just go stop for that biscuit.
Speaker 1:Hey, that's what I do. Hey, we're going to stop for gas. We're going to stop for breakfast, and when I pull up, it about to be 12, so we're going to get lunch too.
Speaker 2:Fuck it, go ahead. Go ahead Stop at that gas station, go, get them black amas. You're already late. You're already late.
Speaker 1:Might as well get a good little buzz before you pull up to the job site. I mean shit.
Speaker 2:But yeah, bro, that's what happened. Bro, that shit was crazy damn.
Speaker 1:But I'm a bit of a believer on um, like things happen for a reason, like because I was just talking to my homie the other day about it, we just talking about stuff like this, like we're talking about paranormal. When you're shit about the like life and shit, I'd be like I was like, look, sometimes, sometimes you you think, oh, you might not think. Like sometimes your alarm don't go off, or or you could have swore you put it, or like you fall asleep or something happens to where now you're running late now saying think about it. Maybe something, something intervened right there to maybe if you would have been on that same time that you were supposed to leave, you would have ended up on the wreck or something big would have happened. That's what I tell about. That's what I'd be telling about some back in my day when I used to, when I used to pull a lake.
Speaker 1:I'll do that no more, but anyways, um, that's what we're talking about, but I was like like it'd be the small stuff, like you lost your keys. You know, you know where you leave your keys, but now you can't find your keys. And now you're looking all over the house and then five, ten, fifteen minutes later you find your keys.
Speaker 2:Then it's three o'clock and you're like why the fuck?
Speaker 1:Do I go to work? And then you hear. And then you hear the highway was blocked off Because there was a major accident and some shit like that. So you wouldn't have Even made it to work, you would just waste the gas Type shit. That's what I used to tell my wife. You would have been Fucking up the ozone layer For no reason, just stalling Just there, just burning. Can't go left, can't go right, can't do nothing. But yeah, I'm a big believer on that. I'm a big believer on stuff like that. You know, sometimes, you know, I know you want to get home, or like you're trying to make it to work or whatever.
Speaker 2:But sometimes you got to chill out, sometimes you got to chill out, right, it's going to work out.
Speaker 1:You're going to make it. You're going to make it Worst case scenario.
Speaker 2:You don't, and that's because you left on time Worst thing that's going to happen is you're going to get fired.
Speaker 1:Worst thing.
Speaker 2:Oh no, I guess I got to do unemployment Worst.
Speaker 1:That's the worst, really Fuck it. Fuck it, I live off the taxes of the good people of the United States. Fuck it. You know we're united here.
Speaker 2:We look out for each other. Here in America we're all neighbors. Here we all neighbors. Spot me a five neighbor Fucking get a job.
Speaker 1:But that shit crazy bro. That shit is crazy bro. Let me tell you what happened to me, bro. Got up early, got to work early. This one, be this a sin. Going to work early, this is me, this is sin. Going to work early, it's a sin. Nine times out of ten. Something gonna happen, bro. Something gonna happen it's happened in the past, bro when I wake up early, I go pick up my brothers. You know, something always happens. Something always happens when if I'm early, the job is not gonna go good. It's like a curse, if you will.
Speaker 1:And the other day I pulled up early as fuck. I was up early as fuck because I had to clean up and everything and make sure they were good and everything before I left. And we get there Somehow. The door was locked. Okay, so let me.
Speaker 1:So it had a deadbolt, but it had. We got to press a code To open it and we had noticed that the, that, the little, the little doorknob At the bottom. If you remove it A certain way, it will lock itself. So we were like, okay, let me not move that. So and I checked it Before leaving that it was still the. The bottom knob was was unlocked. I pull it to the drop site. It was locked. I don't know what happened. So I called the dude. I'm like, hey, I don't know what happened, this is locked, you know. You know mexicans put put a card in there, try to try to open it up. Can't do that, baby can't do that. So then they start calling the home of the home. I'm not picking up, bro, pull up early and it'll get ended. Ended up. Starting work around like 10.30, something like that, oh dang.
Speaker 1:But I was like this is why I don't pull up early bro, this is why I don't pull up early bro, because I'd rather be 30 minutes late, 45 fucking hours. Fuck it, I come tomorrow. Fuck it, I come tomorrow. And I told the dude. I said, hey, I'm going might have to come back tomorrow. He said no, no, no, but yeah. But I believe, I believe that's it. But I believe in uh, you late for a reason, you late for a reason sometimes, or you running behind for a reason. This is your garden angel, making sure you don't. Nothing happens, nothing happens to you. You don't blow up on the highway, some shit like that. You feel me? I believe in that bro me turn on the news.
Speaker 2:What's that shit called Brinks truck flipped over, spilling pallets of money $100 bills fresh, crisp, $100 bills floating in the sky.
Speaker 1:That's the type of shit I ain't gonna lie. That's the type of shit that would happen to me, but that's the type of shit I would.
Speaker 2:It's like when you pull up to work and you find out J find out jop pulled up and gave everybody the day off. Oh my god, bro, but I I don't know how I would do it with that, bro, you know it was crazy, bro.
Speaker 1:I remember, uh, big soja came to a mcdonald's in our local area. Oh, for real, you talking about big soja, for real big Bro for real, he put it with the Gucci. Well, I don't know, somebody took a picture of him. Oh, for real, they took a picture with him.
Speaker 2:I was like, bro, imagine you didn't go to work that day. Hey yo, soja Boy came to the fucking job.
Speaker 1:Soja Boy stopped at McDonald's, bro, so I'm about to do the Superman there, bro. And yeah, bro, bro, and you wasn't there, you wasn't there, that shit was crazy.
Speaker 2:And then, oh, remember when Obama came over here to eat.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, over there, over there, right there Bro imagine you don't go to work that day.
Speaker 2:Motherfucker's like you missed it. Bro, obama came here. That's right, motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Obama stopped by and made a plate the biggest thing in the Bills history but that shit was. That shit was nose bro. I was outside when it happened. Oh, you were outside for real.
Speaker 2:I was in gym class, we were at the basketball court, oh shit, okay. And we saw like a whole brigade. We saw like motorcycle motorcycles had a cop Fuck that.
Speaker 1:No, I didn't see. No, oh yeah, yeah, I saw like a.
Speaker 2:F-15.
Speaker 1:bomber stealth bomber. I saw a tanker um you say you saw a clanker, a tanker.
Speaker 2:No, it's not uh, but no, it was like a whole brigade, bro, and we're like dang, who the who the fuck is like driving through the veil.
Speaker 1:It must be gucci man or big uh, uh or mr salsa chief keith has to be about. It's the only ones with that much security, bro. Bro, it's the only ones at the time, bro.
Speaker 2:And what was I going to say, Bro? And then they kept driving, driving, driving. And then we finally saw the black limos all blacked out, murdered, Tight tight, murdered out.
Speaker 1:They had the beast out there, they had the beast out there, the beast one.
Speaker 2:What is it? I don't know, is that what they're?
Speaker 1:called. I think that's what they call the Beast. I think either that or I just saw it in a movie, but I think I could have sworn. I've seen it in multiple movies where they call it the Beast Because there's a whole it's like armored or whatever. It's armored, it has survival kits inside. It has its own oxygen. It's meant for if they get a gas attack or chemical warfare, they can survive RPGs, they can survive explosives, they can survive. I believe, if I'm not boosting it up to 50 cal, like the windows are like that thick, super thick, super thick Dang.
Speaker 2:I didn't know that.
Speaker 1:Everything is meant like it's insane. It's insane. I'm pretty sure it's upgraded now, because I'm pretty sure what they released isn't it's enough to like I'm pretty sure it's upgraded. They probably released that like, yeah, we, we're over that now. That's old news. It's old news. That's like when the military releases some shit like that, it's because they got something. It's because they got something way better they got new, new stuff.
Speaker 2:They got that new shit like look at these cavemen Out here using that shit.
Speaker 1:I said using this, but yeah, bro.
Speaker 2:But, yeah, he kept pulling, like the vehicles kept pulling up, and then he finally Stopped right there when he was headed towards. He just kept going up the road and then that's when we heard that he was in town. He was in town. Yeah, obama stopped. What's that?
Speaker 1:bro. What's that? Let me remember, bro. I think my dad told me he was because he used to go over there with my uncle to go eat breakfast. I don't think it was there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was right down the road, right there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I don't know if he was at the same time. They used to go every day over there just to go eat and shit.
Speaker 2:That shit is crazy bro, little us, the one day you don't show the word every day over there just to go eat and shit, that shit is crazy, bro. Little little, little old us, right, the one day you don't show the word the one day bro, Bro Obama was here.
Speaker 1:I know that was the day Boston was talking about. I was talking about let's go eat breakfast. I was like nah, I'm good, I didn't want to wake up at six in the morning. Bro, I'm about to build a time machine. Go back in time, but it's just two.
Speaker 1:Just to meet Obama. Just to meet Obama, bro, talking about, talking about I don't know what the fuck I was saying Thank you, thank you for what you don't know, you don't know, you don't know it yet, but you about to change my life. That shit, that shit is crazy bro.
Speaker 1:Little bit of foreshadowing right there. But the prize, I'm telling you, bro, it Shit happens for a reason, bro, right For all we know. It would've been there, bro, we would've Got shot or some shit bro. We don't know, bro, what the fuck my brother doing tricks.
Speaker 2:How was your week, though, bro? You been pretty good, yeah, pretty good bro.
Speaker 1:Well, we can't show the people right now, but I got a new puppy the man's, oh, go ahead another one, another one. Nah, I ain't gonna wake him up right now, but that man never oh, yeah, yeah, I'll see you next time. But um, pretty big dog, pretty big dog he's uh you're gonna tell him his name?
Speaker 1:yeah, his name is, uh, zeus rocker medis eleante the fourth, the four, about to be like heisen. That, bro, she's put the. She's put the third because it was the third. Kaisenat the third cause he's the third son, not cause there's three Kais in the family for real. I did not know that he said it straight, bro. That's how he did, bro, he's like yeah, my mom put it, put it, cause she put the third, thinking it was like the third son, because he is the third son, but like we don't got no more cars in our family.
Speaker 1:I'm about to do that shit, I'm about to do that shit. Okay, tight shit but now his name's Zeus. He's a Siberian Husky and. American Bully mix. That thing look good, bro. He huge, but he a little baby right now. That thing.
Speaker 2:Look good, bro.
Speaker 1:He huge, but he a little baby right now he two months old, he's so he a little baby. I be carrying him everywhere.
Speaker 2:Oh, he's a baby.
Speaker 1:Treating like my little chihuahuas. But yeah, he chill bro, they getting to know each other, they pretty good. I honestly thought they were going to be more. They weren't going to click.
Speaker 2:They weren't. Yeah, he fit just the long. Perfect, bro, he clicked in easily.
Speaker 1:They some pretty chill dude they are. Well, he is. I don't want to be having like little mood swings sometimes, bro, because sometimes they do be playing and then like he just don't want to play, no more. So then he snaps at him Motherfucker, bipolar bro. But it's funny because, okay, so he was getting mad the other day because he was just licking him, like, just like licking him, licking him because he be biting, but I'm telling like no, stop biting, you gotta get like kisses. And he understand, like he actually understands that. So I think, at least I I think but so we licking him. He got mad because he was licking him, like licking his face. Motherfucker gonna run because, uh, snowball was chilling on the other couch. He gonna run, get in, snowball was chilling on the other couch. He gonna run, get in Snowball's face and start licking him. And then Snowball. I guess Snowball like he's like nah, fucking, he been him bro, Because he be doing it's like the exact same thing he be doing to Snowball.
Speaker 2:Zeus is doing to him now, bro. Yeah, he got irritated.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he got irritated. I was like, nah, don't even cry, don't even start crying, because it's the same shit you be doing. Don't even cry. I've been telling you stop that shit, don't even cry, don't even cry right now. But nah, that'd be good, bro, that'd be good. But like I was telling you earlier, bro, he motherfucker, be Motherfucker is not Just be getting into stuff. He's not supposed to. Bro, he don't be listening. Well, mean Zeus, be listening, bro, he be following me everywhere and shit. But pretty chill, pretty chill dog, I like him.
Speaker 2:Love him really.
Speaker 1:Somehow he asleep right now it's surprising.
Speaker 2:He's asleep right now. Y'all see him on the next episode.
Speaker 1:Y'all see him on the next one Whenever he wakes up midway. I'm pretty sure he's going to wake up and start.
Speaker 1:Walking around, yeah once he starts getting his batteries recharged, he'll start going crazy. Oh, I let him sleep on my bed, bro, because on the first day I just put a blanket here just to watch him, because I know how he was gonna act and whatnot. Um, I guess he didn't like the blanket, I guess it was too hot for him and uh, he's like sleeping on the floor. He prefers just, uh, just sleep like that. Yeah he chilling yep, what a life. What a life everyone that can live his life all right.
Speaker 2:So today we're going to be talking about a couple interesting things, but before we start I know, I know, I know we said we were going to talk about some other stuff.
Speaker 1:I know we said we're going to talk about the rono colony the lost colony, oh shuffle I know we said I forgot about that, though I forgot about, we forgot, we forgot I, just I forgot about it.
Speaker 2:When you sent me that, I was like wait a minute. I was like we already had it and I was like I can't even remember what we said we were going to talk about.
Speaker 1:It was a Ronald Coney and what else I can't remember it was something else I can't remember.
Speaker 2:Y'all might get it, y'all might get it, y'all get it. Next episode Once I hear the episode I remember.
Speaker 1:Dan, dan, you feel me.
Speaker 2:Dan, y'all get it, I forgot.
Speaker 1:I got short-term memory loss. I forgot what we're talking about right now, honestly, but nah, yeah, I completely forgot about that.
Speaker 2:I forgot too, but go ahead, y'all let them know what we're talking about today.
Speaker 1:Trees. Are they green? Is the sky blue? Look at your shoes Blue's clues. Alright, now, that's how I play. That's how I play in class.
Speaker 2:Simmer down, simmer down.
Speaker 1:Simmer down, simmer down. So today we're going to be talking about the they got you, bro. We're going to be talking about the theories Some of the theories about how the pyramids were built, how they came about. I thought we were talking about the full pyramid, that's what I'm talking about, what you talking about food pyramid, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:What you're talking about, huh huh, I'm just joking, buddy chill how they came to be, how how these magnificent, magnificent infrastructures came to be in the middle of nowhere in the desert, if you will so we did. We actually went out and flew out there and went.
Speaker 1:I'm just joking, I personally I personally went out there, started talking to the locals before we get into the episode what do you want to talk about?
Speaker 2:like what we believe, or like you want to talk about.
Speaker 1:I don't know what I like. I I don't know what to believe. I don't, I don't know what to believe.
Speaker 2:I like there's like so much to it, bro. Like you can go from like a biblical standpoint, I guess you can go from like a scientific standpoint. You can go from like just theories in general standpoint.
Speaker 1:You know, I really, I really just don't know. But like, if they don't know how, you know, I I don't know, like they live there, they live there, they don't know. You feel me, I I just don't know. But that's that's, that's, that's why we're here, that's why we're here. We're gonna talk about the theories.
Speaker 1:We're gonna, y'all gonna, let us know y'all gonna let us know which I believe in, which I think is the correct answer. Um, I got some of the most more convenient or, like you could say, logical um explanations of how they're building. At the end, I got some of the crazy, crazy, a little, crazy, a little a little more, maybe not too crazy maybe, maybe the correct answer maybe all right, go ahead, tell the people.
Speaker 2:What if you, if you've been living under a rock or in alaska or antarctica Pole, north Pole, malay no, I'm just joking If you've been living in some third world country?
Speaker 1:So, if you've been living where the pyramids are at.
Speaker 2:We're talking about describe what the pyramids are, yaya, so like Imagine this, imagine a triangle, but four times, but laying on each other Tight, that's.
Speaker 1:D, that's D right there Yo.
Speaker 2:Yo, you're thinking 4D, now You're thinking the 4D, but square a bottom.
Speaker 1:The bottom is a square, so that's how you square a triangle, damn.
Speaker 2:That's why they say triangles are squares.
Speaker 1:That's why a speed square, if you flip it over, looks like a pyramid.
Speaker 2:We on our theories.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we on our theories. I can't keep bullshitting, I ain't going to lie. What am I doing, buddy? I feel a presence over here. What are you doing, buddy? What happened?
Speaker 2:He knows how the pyramids are built.
Speaker 1:Go ahead and tell doing buddy what happened.
Speaker 2:He knows how the pyramids right.
Speaker 1:Go ahead, tell the people that's right, that's right, that's right, all right. So, oh, oh, you want to tell me what the pyramids are for real, or yeah?
Speaker 2:well, you can like describe, like well, you can go into, like whatever you want to first like tell, talk about it or what it is.
Speaker 1:I ain't gonna lie, I didn't even look that up, cause.
Speaker 2:Oh, cause everybody should know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's, that's. I ain't gonna lie, that's right.
Speaker 2:Yes, that's the same logic I was going.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was like I just straight up went for the, for the theories, cause I, if y'all know what the pyramids are, just look it up.
Speaker 2:All right, next subject Go ahead though.
Speaker 1:Fear, babe. No, so it's okay. So I didn't look it up, but I know what it is. So it's where they would keep the pharaohs. They would keep so they believe in the afterlife. So they would bury them with all their treasures. Are the richest pets? Uh, essentially they would get mummified, put in sarcophagus and, uh, usually this was only done for pharaohs and the pyramids were built as as the resting place and so allegedly they they were booby trapped in the sense, so nobody could get in and there was no thieves and there was even a theory that the people that were building the pyramids would be the last ones to enter, if you would say to enter or actually do the ritual of mummifying and all that. The people actually did not leave.
Speaker 2:They stayed in the pyramid. They were staying Damn, allegedly Allegedly, the pyramid. They were staying Damn.
Speaker 1:Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly.
Speaker 2:According to history and historians.
Speaker 1:According to people that do this for a living, Because I was there, hey, and I was right there beside you, so I mean, but yeah, so that's essentially what the pyramids are. It's three of them. It's the pyramids of Giza. They line with a certain constellation. I don't know what the constellation is Was it the Orion Belt? It's the Orion Belt. I want to say it was there we go. Y'all heard it here first. Reverence has said 100% and factual the Orion Belt. They lined up with the Orion Belt.
Speaker 2:Straight facts, no ifs ands or buts Nope.
Speaker 1:What would that girl be saying? Oh my god, bro, facts no, copy Some shit like that.
Speaker 2:All facts, no printer.
Speaker 1:All facts, no printer, there you go, some shit like that yeah. But that's essentially what the pyramids are. We're going go get into the theories of how they were built, because that's what has puzzled historians and scientists for a couple of years now.
Speaker 2:Smooth brains really, At least five years now.
Speaker 1:They've really been struggling with that for at least five years now.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, Possibly reflecting Orion's belt at the top, at the top.
Speaker 1:He didn't even have to look it up, really just straight up the top, don't?
Speaker 2:they eyeballing each other. Yeah, they're about to start.
Speaker 1:They're about to start their shit bro chill, look at you, look at you what was I gonna say?
Speaker 2:um, I saw that they said each uh pyramids face directs towards like north, south, east, west, like precisely. Oh okay, when each side faces Each Okay okay, okay. But yeah, go ahead bro, go ahead what they say though.
Speaker 1:Okay, so I'm going to start off Easy, easy. This is a straight rap theory. A massive straight rap was built from the ground up to the pyramid's height and blocks were dragged up. That was, uh, that was, that was the theory. They part of that theory also was, um, that they use some say elephants, some even say mammoths to to carry the blocks out there with that ramp. But the evidence says that the ramps were used in other egyptian construction projects. Uh, they were used in temples and obelisks, but there's no proof that they were used for the pyramids themselves. Um, uh, copper chisels, sledges and wooden rollers have been found, showing egyptians had the tools for moving stone. So that's a little bit more to emphasize why they believe that. But there is a challenge to reach 150 meters, which is the great pyramid height. The ramp would need to be over a mile long to keep a manageable slope and requires more material than the pyramid itself, and no archaeological remains of such a colossal ramp have been found.
Speaker 2:That's how they do it, yeah.
Speaker 1:So that's just a theory, but they don't think that's a possible or a conclusive theory. If they did do that, theory.
Speaker 2:If they do go that, if they did do that, they said that, uh, the great pyramid of is the tallest man-made structure, for over 3 800 years, and it took over 2 million limestone blocks oh okay, was that the great pyramid, or was that?
Speaker 1:uh, is that the tallest one, right? Uh-huh, the great pyramid um, but yeah, so that one they didn't say that one and that the tallest one right, uh-huh, the great pyramid, um, but yeah, so that one, they didn't say that one.
Speaker 1:And that one goes also with the zigzagging or the spiral ramp theory. Uh, ramps wrapped around the pyramid in the spiral or zigzagging ramps were built against one one face, um, and they say that building if it is zigzagged it would save material compared to the straight ramp, um, and it's apparently it's easier to dismantle afterwards. If they did use that, it would be easier, according to them. Um, but the problem is that turning massive stones around corners is difficult, so the zigzagging, that's. That's where they start saying like, okay, going straight is one thing, but how you gonna start turning these, uh, the big ass blocks now?
Speaker 1:sharp left sharp left and then, uh, we'll block off the rivers. Oh, so by doing that also, by doing this zigzag all around the pyramids, it will block the view of the pyramid surface during construction. So they, it would. It would be an extra challenge. So, yeah, so it was just, uh, that zigzag, I mean, dismantling would be easier, but it would. It would add the extra challenge of um, of aligning the stones in the right order to actually keep keep building it up so that one, that one, uh, also that that one doesn't work, according to uh historians, if you will, um so they said that they.
Speaker 2:Another theory was that they use like uh, levers, levers and pull I got down to beam that's all good, bro.
Speaker 1:That's all good uh yeah, I got that one too. Yeah, the levers with the counterweight and everything like that, yep, uh, you want, you want to give that one uh okay.
Speaker 1:So lever counterweight systems uh, so gypsies use wooden levers, pulleys, simple rope base or counterweights like water or sand basins to help lift blocks. So they got, they've done it with small scale experiments to show that levers can shift multi-ton blocks with relatively few workers. Uh. Ancient egyptian art depicts workers using levers. Uh, but they claim that it's not efficient enough alone for millions of blocks. And this, this is another part of the theory that they probably, if they did use it, they use it along with the ramps, so it's a combination of of pulleys, uh, with the ramps to to get the start getting the blocks up there. So I, I don't think for these, just individual ones will work, but I feel like that's the only one that they did say, um, if they combine them with everything else that like up to this point with the theories, uh, we've said, um, they those that probably would work, probably probably, um. I got another one right here also the intern.
Speaker 1:This is another ramp. This is an internal ramp theory. Um, so this was actually presented by jim pierre houdin and this was a modern architect. The idea is of an internal spiral ramp ran inside the pyramid structure used to haul blocks upwards, so instead of using the ramps outside. It was used from the inside and you would start setting it up that way. So, apparently, 3d scans and thermal imaging of the great pyramid show anomalies consistent with hitting internal ramps or voids, uh, and this explains how blocks could be raised without huge external ramps.
Speaker 1:Now, that might work, but the challenge is that, uh, even though they have the anomalies or the like, the show that they, they still can't prove that what they're picking up is actual ramps and, uh, they don't have no direct archaeological evidence yet, uh, like tools, marks inside that, inside those supposed quarters or these. These are still, they're not a hundred percent, um, on the. They're not 100 sure on what, uh, if that is what they use, or it's a combination of of all all the other systems or like other theories, but um, because people got to keep in mind, they said that the blocks weighed like 80 tons 80 tons yeah like they were heavy as shit.
Speaker 2:So I don't know.
Speaker 1:You can only do so much with pulleys, ramps yeah, me, personally, I I don't, I don't believe any of those. The combination of multiple uh um techniques, if you will, maybe, but at the time I don't think there were actually like 80, 80 tons. Like I don't think they were lifting that with just just straight rope and ain't. No way bro, I don't think they had enough.
Speaker 2:I don't know, they got a whole, they got three. I don't think they got enough rope I don't think they got enough rope.
Speaker 1:Honestly, I, I just don't.
Speaker 2:I just don't think that's um fuck we're gonna start killing people and using their intestines Pool.
Speaker 1:I mean, the other thing is, they did have slaves, though they did have slaves, but I mean I saw that they said they didn't use slaves, though oh for real.
Speaker 2:That they used like engineers and like skilled laborers. Oh, for real Like architects and stuff like that to help build it. That's what I heard like from, but that's not factual.
Speaker 1:That's like it's just somebody. Other scientists I was about to say who lied to me. Other historians, okay, okay, okay. Other historians, oh shit, okay, okay, that's what I read somewhere where I read it, I guess I mean I google I. I guess I mean you got to when you gotta use architects. I mean there was definitely some type of planning to do this.
Speaker 2:Because when you pull up to a job, you do not just have a bunch of laborers. You're not going to get shit done. You're going to have people giving speeches talking about some all right, guys, we got to get it done. You know, if we get it done, we go home. What do we have to do? We got to get it done, all right, You're asking simple questions, I you asking simple questions. I mean complicated questions to a simple situation.
Speaker 1:Get it done.
Speaker 2:What am I supposed to do? Get them out, get them out, throw them off the top floor.
Speaker 1:No pizza party for you. Throw them off, for an example, anybody else asking some dumb ass questions. You're going down the ramp, my boy. You're going down the ramp. Throw them down the trash can chute.
Speaker 2:Let me get the trash chute.
Speaker 1:But yeah, I, but yeah, I just those. Uh, I'm not buying those, I'm not really. Maybe, maybe a combination, maybe a combination of all of them, you know, with the internal, the outside wrap, the the first one was just a straight shot. I definitely don't believe that I ain't no way that was no, maybe the scaffolding like type thing, because that's what it was with the zigzag one. Um, maybe, maybe, but you talking about 80, 80 tons a block, like, uh, I don't know, I don't know, that that's yeah, that's kind of tough right there you talk your drift in the blocks, bro you?
Speaker 1:I don't know, I don't know, but uh, I got some more. The other one was a water shaft or hydraulic theories. Canals or water shafts were used to float blocks close to the building site. The pyramids are near the Nile and canals did exist for transporting stone. Transporting stone, they would do this, they would do this, but definitely not limestone or like the huge blocks. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:Definitely not 80 tons worth of limestone.
Speaker 1:So huge blocks, I'm sorry, definitely not 80 tons worth of limestone. So Piperus scrolls, like Diary of Merur, describe workers transporting limestone blocks by boat, floating blocks up. But this is a challenge because floating blocks up the pyramid itself seems impractical, likely used for transport to the site, not for vertical construction. So that's, at a certain point the rock would not float.
Speaker 2:That's about to say.
Speaker 1:You can build the best boat, but these are canals. These ain't like big-ass ocean waves or nothing like that. It's just a canal At a certain point. It's just how do you make it go up? Now, maybe, maybe, if they were using all these theories. Now, all these theories, you get some hydraulic and you get some water. But I believe, in what they're saying. I believe in what they're saying. Just more for uh to get into the site. That really, uh, taking it up, the up the uh so I asked google real quick go ahead bro asked how does limestone float in water?
Speaker 2:obviously you know things can float, but it says here according to google, limestone, a common sedimentary rock made primarily of calcium carbonate, does not float in water under normal circumstances because it is denser than water. However, a specific type of rock called pumice can float because it is a porous, ingenious rock filled with trap air bubbles from a volcanic eruption giving it a low density, while a solid piece of limestone will sink.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2:It says a large enough limestone block could be placed on a barge or boat, where it would float, because the barge displaces the volume of water equal to the weight of the barge and the stone combined.
Speaker 1:Okay. So they could If they had the right type of limestone, but they could use boats to to to take it okay, okay okay, I just wanted to see, like, what all the whole scientists like what they're talking about, like yeah, if it could, but that's just getting it there, that's not even lifting it up, and placing it where they gotta be.
Speaker 2:That's just getting it there. Motherfuckers, pull up, yeah, yeah, we got it here. What we supposed to do now? Fuck it. Get the pulley. What get the ramp? Get the mile long ramp. Get the elephants? Where get the mammoths?
Speaker 1:um, that's another one. I got the uh rolling stone methods, quote unquote, this one I heard about. So blocks were turned into polygonal rollers using wooden frames, making them easier to roll rather than drag, but these are huge as stones though. Uh, that that one for me I don't know. But so the evidence for experimental archaeology shows this method can reduce friction and manpower needed, but no direct archaeological evidence. There's no direct archaeological evidence of such frames. So that's his idea, but they don't got no evidence that will actually back up that idea.
Speaker 2:You know what they need to do. Mr Beast, listen to me real quick, because this is the only man I know that can do something like this.
Speaker 1:Okay, do Mr Beast, listen to me real quick, because this is the only man I know that can do something like this, okay okay, mr Beast, somebody tag Mr Beast in this real quick, just a snippet, or whatever.
Speaker 2:Okay, what they need to do is see how much man it would take to move, because I don't know if they can find a piece damn. He said just how would they have done it? If you want to try their methods on some mythbusters type shit build a ramp, build a.
Speaker 1:Build a two mile long ramp gotta get a dirt and uh just to try it out, like, just like, but the ramp and back and back. In those days there's so much engineering, there's so much motherfuckers didn't have time.
Speaker 2:I mean, they had time, though motherfuckers had time. Motherfuckers had all the time in the day, 24 hours. Back in the day it was like 8 months, no cap.
Speaker 1:That shit was like months. He said they wasn't doing shit. They ain't doing shit. Get your ass up, boy.
Speaker 2:They ain't have TikTok they ain't have Facebook, they ain't have Call of Duty, they have Battlefield.
Speaker 1:They have none of this shit Call of Duty, you were doing good until you said Call of Duty, you Block, block, delete it, block Alright, they got muted, but uh.
Speaker 2:Bro, that's Mr B's. Please Try this out. Just get a big block.
Speaker 1:See how much grown people it takes.
Speaker 2:She made me sleepy just thinking about that See how much people it takes to move the rock.
Speaker 1:It was a whole civilization. A small city in Kansas could do it.
Speaker 2:Everybody in Kansas. Get up on your feet. Everybody get up Ty. You know what? Put a bunch of anchors in the mountain.
Speaker 1:Everybody heave ho I'm glad you said that. I'm glad you said that.
Speaker 2:That's my next theory oh, they put like a bunch of anchors on their workforce.
Speaker 1:No, no, it was just a workforce like everybody in organization. So this is this how many people they used roughly. So, regardless of the method, labor likely 20,000 to 30,000 workers.
Speaker 1:Oh, here's actually the point I was saying about slaves 20,000 to 30,000 workers, not slaves, but skilled laborers, farmers working during flood season and rotating crews. Oh, during flood season, during flood season. Okay, so the logistics would be that workers lived in nearby villages with bakeries, breweries, medical facilities, showing an organized workforce, and obviously they had the tools, like copper chisels, dollarite, pounding stones, sledges, ropes and ramps.
Speaker 2:So, mr Beast, you only need about 20,000 to 30,000 people. Slight, slight, all right. It says right here. I asked ChatGBT real quick Go ahead, bro. Moving an 80-ton block. One ton is equal to 2,000 pounds in US conversion whatever you want to say, US economy yep. So 80 tons equals 160,000 pounds, something like that. I bench that. A fit adult can pull about 50 to 60 pounds of force. Fit, go ahead, little bro, sit down. If you're pulling 50, 60, sit down.
Speaker 1:You got soft hands, brother, you got soft hands.
Speaker 2:All you got soft hands, All right, it says right here. It says a study shows that wetting sand cuts friction in half. Right, Okay. Using wooden sledges also helps disrupt weight and make pulling more efficient. Without water 8,000 to 10 10 000 pounds of pulling force. With water 4 000 5 000 pounds of pulling force that's what it says.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, so we actually get it somewhere with this. Okay, okay, a little bit, but that's just one person, right hold on what all right it says.
Speaker 2:If one worker can pull 50 pounds of force without water, that's 8,000 divided by 50 equals 160 workers minimum With water. 4,000 divided by 50 equals 80. There is no way.
Speaker 1:80 people are moving, 80 tons, but that's with water though. Okay, and saying right, that's what it is. It's saying right like what?
Speaker 2:right, that's what it is, that's what they say, so so maybe it says, most historians estimate 200 to 400 men per block when hauling the heaviest stones. Right y'all talking about 100 men versus a gorilla. How many men would it take to fucking move 80 tons of fucking?
Speaker 1:stone, there you go.
Speaker 2:I need the questions I got a question.
Speaker 1:I need the answers to this bro the math is mathin'.
Speaker 2:But that's what they help the water bro.
Speaker 1:That's what they help the water bro. So, that goes again with them using all like everything bro 200 to 400 workers.
Speaker 2:That's all it takes to move 80 tons.
Speaker 1:And they had about 20,000 to 30,000 people.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they had the manpower for real.
Speaker 1:There you go, there, you go Right there.
Speaker 2:But how are they going to lift it up?
Speaker 1:Pulleys, pulleys Ain't no damn way Pulleys with the water, okay, okay. So poolies ain't no damn poolies with the water, okay, okay. So here here I'm gonna finish off with the most likely reality.
Speaker 2:Mr beast himself, just by himself, make your own pyramid real quick, mr beast, please make your own pyramid scheme please, and let me, and let me get on it.
Speaker 1:Okay. So so the most likely, most likely reality a combination of methods straight rams for early stages, zigzag or internal rams for higher levels, plus levers for fine placement. Evidence points to a highly organized workforce with clever engineering, not aliens or lost technology. Will you like me? What, what, what? Yeah, I copied the wrong thing. Okay, evidence points to a highly organized workforce with clever engineering, not aliens or not technology.
Speaker 2:Extraterrestrial intervention, that shit said copy my paper but change it up to make it seem like you did your work. I copied that straight. That's because I was used to AI copy my paper but change it up to make it seem like you did your own.
Speaker 1:I copied that straight bro. No, it's because I was using AI, so it was asking me questions.
Speaker 2:I hate when it does that too. That's why I tell it right into a script for me.
Speaker 1:The hypothesis suggests that ancient Egyptians could not have built such massive, precise structures on their own. Oh no, no, no, my fault. Okay, so this is. Did my shit get cut off? Could not have built such massive, precise structures on their own? Oh no, oh, no, no, my fault. Okay, so this is. Did my shit get cut off? Because this is where I had the crazy theories. I thought I put them separately, okay, well, anyways. Alien theories, no, so most likely it was just a combination of all the methods. That was supposedly what they used To get it done.
Speaker 2:Well, they had 30, 40 thousand people. Yeah, they could do it. Then I can see it, I can see it, I can see it, I can see it. But motherfuckers Gonna be tired, bro. But then again, like I said bro, they ain't got nothing Better to do.
Speaker 1:Like you said, bro, they had no TikTok, no Battlefield 6, bro no, got a sense of them. Bro, got a sense of them no beep, beep. But what's the other ones? Then People start going crazy with aliens.
Speaker 2:This is the crazy one, not even theory. This is the actual story.
Speaker 1:This will really happen. This will really happen.
Speaker 1:So, extraterrestrial intervention is perhaps the most famous and persistent crazy theory. The hypothesis suggests that ancient Egyptians could not have built such massive, precise structures on their own and must have had help from intelligent alien life. Proponents of this theory point to the pyramids' precise alignment with cardinal directions, like you said, and the Oran's Belt constellation as proof of non-human engineering. Just because it was so precise, uh, the counterpoint. Archaeologists and the historians counted that the pyramids were built by organized human labor. The discovery of workers, tombs and villages has provided definitive evidence of egyptian builders. So they're saying aliens, but people said there's actually. The crazy theory is what did the aliens just told them what's doing, which is they're helping them with some crazy technology, I mean.
Speaker 2:Didn't they say that they use crazy technology?
Speaker 1:Yeah, but archaeologists are saying that that's not true, because they had actual tombs and stuff for the workers and stuff for people that passed away. I was like I don't think that really matters. I feel like, yeah, you can still use, just because you got the time, you can still use the people, you can still use the workforce, even even if they die. You know they die out or whatever. But, um, they had villages, like also with the villages that was there. But, um, that that's the one for aliens.
Speaker 1:Another one was sound, or acoustic acoustic levitation. This theory proposes that the ancient egyptians used sonic frequencies to move the massive stone blocks. Supposedly loud, specific sound vibrations created levitation effects that made the stones light enough to be moved easily. Some accounts from a 10th century uh, yeah, 10th century arab historian, abu al-hassan ali al-masudi, are sometimes cited as possible references to the use of levitation. Um, but there is no archaeological or scientific evidence to support this claim. Additionally, the immense sonic power requires required will likely be deafening to uh, to humans and can shatter the stones themselves. There's actually a story I don't know the dude's name, I don't know if you heard it about this dude that built himself a castle and he will move these giant stones by himself Like this is actually recorded Right, they said, because nobody knew he was building something.
Speaker 1:Yeah, nobody was new, uh-huh, and it was just him and apparently. So some dude was watching him work and he said he would just use a pulley and then use some sort of sound thing, oh, vibrations, vibrations to actually raise the stone. And he would just use a pulley and then use some like some sort of sound thing and all vibrations, vibrations to actually raise the stone and he would just move it like with his hand. Obviously not not like telekinesis or anything like that, but he would just push it to where he wanted it and just center it and just, and you just bring it down and it would just stay there. But that's an actual, but I gotta find him. But that one. Okay, that that was an interesting case, because he actually did it.
Speaker 1:He actually did it. Yeah, he actually did it. And so people started saying that that's also how the pyramids could have gotten built.
Speaker 2:Which is it scientist, which is it? Y'all want to keep saying no, that's just how you Shut your dumb ass up. You know what All them degrees in your walls For what? For what? You fucking goofball.
Speaker 1:Everybody knows the aliens did it Fucking pieces, okay, so I got another one. This one's a little crazy. Check this out, giants.
Speaker 2:Building the pyramids with giants before modern archaeological discovery.
Speaker 1:Some people imagine that the pyramids were built by a race of giants. The enormous size of the pyramids and the stone blocks led some to speculate that the builders must have possessed superhuman strength In this telling. A large race of powerful beings lived in ancient Egypt and used their strength to shape the landscape. This myth has been debunked by the discovery of extensive evidence, including the diary of murder, which, which details the logistical organization of large human workforce. So is that book I mentioned earlier about like the decent, again maybe the same thing with the aliens? You had a workforce, don't mean you don't have extra help from somewhere else. If, if, if we, if we want to play with, to play with them theories, you know, just because you got the workforce don't mean that's someone's diary, somebody could be saying anything.
Speaker 2:He could have let stuff out too.
Speaker 1:He could have let stuff out too, you know. I would. That was my diary.
Speaker 2:Imagine they said we'd help you, but you can't I would have straight up lied, I would have straight up. Remember this name.
Speaker 1:I put the stones on my dead, you let it. Okay, so I got a final one A secretive magnetic anti-gravity technique. This theory draws inspiration from a mysterious construction of the Coral Castle in Florida. That's what I was talking about. That's the magnetic anti-gravity technique, built by a single man, edward Lidensky, jesus Lidsky. Yeah, but go ahead. Go ahead and give that a try, bro, I'll tell you bro.
Speaker 2:Oh, Lidforsky.
Speaker 1:I got a lot of brain work to that. That dyslexia kicked in crazy right there, edward Lidsky, who claimed to have discovered the secrets of the pyramids. The monument's creation inspired its own set of legends, the hypothesis. Oh my God, edward.
Speaker 2:How do you say his name? Yeah, don't even say it.
Speaker 1:Edward L. Edward L used a secret knowledge of magnetism and antigravity, which he supposedly harnessed, to move the giant stones.
Speaker 2:Really, he could just put a big positive magnet in a negative magnet.
Speaker 1:They don't like touching silly gooses.
Speaker 2:I'm a whole engineer Solved it, so that's all we need for flying cars.
Speaker 1:by putting one in your car, she just shoots straight up into the atmosphere.
Speaker 2:You know how like force pushes because it doesn't want to like contact. Yeah, that shit just going into the wall.
Speaker 1:All right, man the push is so strong it just crushes the car. All right, so move to John Stones, by extension. The ancient Egyptians possessed the same lost knowledge, while Edward methods remained debated. Photos show him using pulleys and simple machinery. Still, he still did that by himself. The idea that this technique was used for the pyramids lacked any supporting evidence.
Speaker 2:Motherfuckers stay hating bro. They stay hating bro.
Speaker 1:Just because they can't pull something, bro, right, motherfucker is going to hate Just because they can't pull something.
Speaker 2:bro, right, motherfucker, that's gonna hate. They can't pull some it's a scientist, bro.
Speaker 1:Always I'll put my damn back, man, but uh, that's all I got for the uh okay.
Speaker 2:So people are saying the pyramids this, pyramids that look right right you know what's crazy? Egypt is not the only place in the earth that has pyramids. You got pyramids in Mexico, pyramids in Asia, asia.
Speaker 1:Is it. Asia and America also. And America, oh, we got Bass Pro.
Speaker 2:I said Bass Pro, we got the Bass Pro shop over here in the United States of America Talking about some pyramids, this pyramids that Watch y'all. Watch USA build a pyramid and put a store in it. We gonna put stores in it. We gonna put fishes in it Fishes guns, it's a hotel. Yeah, you can stay there. What the hell and we're gonna put a big sign on it. What the?
Speaker 1:fuck y'all got in Egypt Just rocks. What the fuck y'all got in Egypt? Just rocks, just fucking rocks, though Come on now Fucking lame as fuck.
Speaker 2:No hotel, but what else? They had other places that had the freaking pyramids. I had it in my notes Nubian, nubian pyramids, sudanese, sudanese. It says it has more pyramids than Egypt.
Speaker 1:They have like 200, but I don't know, 200 pyramid, oh, that was just. That was just perfecting the, the trade.
Speaker 2:Huh, that was just you got the aztec pyramids. You got the mayan pyramids you got the egyptian. I think that's the only ones, then, but they're doing all that. Then how did the mayans get the pyramid?
Speaker 1:those were definitely aliens. So those were definitely aliens, without a doubt.
Speaker 2:Those, those were fucking aliens that were that yeah, because it says the mayans didn't have iron steel, or wheels.
Speaker 1:Yeah, those, those. I completely believe in the. The gypsies were not aliens. The fucking the minds were definitely fucking aliens. But you see those pyramids, those are some nice pyramids. Yeah, they are nice pyramids, those are some nice pyramids, it said.
Speaker 2:They used stone tools like obsidian flint and granite for carving. All right, so most pyramids were made from limestone, which was abundant in Yucatan Rubble and mortar crushed limestone plaster is what it is. Right right, rubble and mortar.
Speaker 1:Crushed limestone plaster is what it is right, right, uh, the stucco for smooth services and for painted decorations, so jb.
Speaker 2:Well, so the they said that they pretty much like built them, like literally on site, okay, like carved them or like plastered them or whatever. Essentially, made the pyramids. But what's crazy is um, oh, what the fuck was I gonna say, because they also said, as well, like that, some people said like the giants helped them build the pyramids.
Speaker 2:They're supernatural beings um damn, what the fuck was I gonna say about building them? I don't fucking remember, but it says they just pretty much like built them on site. But you know what's crazy is the temple of uh kukul clan, kukul clan, uh kukul clan. How do you say his name? Kukululkan Kukulkan, right, kukulkan Kukulkan's clan in Mayan? Kukulkan Kukulkan. All right, my fault, yo Kukulkan.
Speaker 1:Right, getting a little silly, getting a little silly.
Speaker 2:They have a pyramid dedicated to him, right.
Speaker 1:The serpent, the god.
Speaker 2:Yes, or the wind serpent yeah. Pyramid dedicated to him, right, the serpent, the god, the wind serpent, yeah, the wind serpent in mexico, or whatever. Is that all right? Did you know that the pyramid has 365 steps? Each step represents a year. Oh, 365 each step. Have you seen how steep them?
Speaker 1:yeah, I've seen them like not, it's the ones you can't get on them, right, people? People climb these. Oh, they climb those.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, you're talking about the other one. I know what you're talking about. Hold on, look it up. If y'all got a chance, look up Temple of Kukulkan.
Speaker 1:Yeah, right here bro.
Speaker 2:Who said that's not how you say Kukulkan, kukulkan, kukulkan.
Speaker 1:That one right there, klug's clan, who said yeah, Chad, this next one be going crazy. This next one makes you see things no that's a really nice pyramid though bro, that's a clean ass pyramid right there bro.
Speaker 2:That's the ones people do climb, though.
Speaker 1:Oh, that is the one. I thought you couldn't climb those. Oh, okay, never mind, that's it. I really Look see. Oh shit, okay.
Speaker 2:They said there's 365,000.
Speaker 1:It sounds different up there, or some shit like that.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, they did say that, huh.
Speaker 1:There's something about that too.
Speaker 2:But them things look crazy. But all right, sorry, my fault, I got sidetracked. But the Mayans, you know how the Egyptians, they use theirs for tombs or whatever tombs or whatever right the mayans and them they use theirs for rituals, for worship and shit. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. So they didn't really use it for somebody's burial or whatever they used it to get someone's heart stabbing at their chest. Raise it in the sky, let the blood drip down their hand and into their mouth and tight shit and just say tomorrow's forecast is rain.
Speaker 2:Everybody cheering, oh my God, finally.
Speaker 1:I was there. I was there. I feel it Every time he says that I feel it in my veins. But it's pretty crazy, though, how we have I feel it in my dick.
Speaker 2:Veiny Bulging.
Speaker 1:Call it my little cuckoo con it was a big hairy Alaskan bull.
Speaker 2:It was a big, hairy Alaskan bull. But, like I said though, it's just crazy how they had pyramids in different areas of the earth.
Speaker 1:That's how I'm getting at and honestly, you ask me aliens, aliens, all of them, bro, panically. Let me tell you why. Let me tell you why. I think that's like their docking system. They pull up in the spaceship. You feel me park park right there. That's hard. But imagine you pull up your spaceship, you got the stairs going down. Now we, we pull up to the house and we got stairs going up. They pull up to to to their house and they got stairs going down. That's hard, that's real right there it was really two aliens chilling.
Speaker 2:You know, he was like we need more g fuel.
Speaker 1:Pretty much what he said, pretty much word for word.
Speaker 2:And they said you know what? Let's make a pit stop right here. Boom, they made the first um ufo gas station. I said what I?
Speaker 1:said, said. What was the fuel? Human hearts.
Speaker 2:Human sacrifices.
Speaker 1:So that's why they buried the pharaohs. That's like reserved, that's like just in case On some Monster Inc. They really don't be pulling up over there because they really don't got nothing. So they were like, just in case we end up over here, we got a little pit stop type shit.
Speaker 2:That's the BP, this the Shell gas station, they got the rewards Program.
Speaker 1:Over here, you feel me like.
Speaker 2:I don't know, though. I don't know Me personally. I believe it might just be A bunch of who say it's just a bunch of bullshit. It's just a bunch of bullshit, them things been there.
Speaker 1:Y'all never heard of.
Speaker 2:Erosion, silly geese, same thing. The premise isn't even real. Y'all never heard of erosion.
Speaker 1:Silly geese, it's in the Great Canyon, but backwards you know what's crazy is the Sphinx. The Sphinx is crazy.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:How they managed to get that. And it's still like. I mean obviously lost his nose, but apart from that, you heard the story of how it lost his nose. It sneezed, it sneezed. No, all right. You got lost his nose. It sneezed, it sneezed. No, all right.
Speaker 2:All right, he got jokes, y'all, we got jokes. Don't be hanging on to me, kobe.
Speaker 1:Y'all heard it here. First, his face lost his nose because it sneezed. Oh fuck, I lost it. If I'm not mistaken, they backed while they were carving it out. They hit it wrong with something and the nose fell.
Speaker 2:If I'm not mistaken. I'll look it up. Imagine you got stuck on sweeping duty.
Speaker 1:Imagine that you were underneath it and that shit fell on you.
Speaker 2:Oh no, my legs. I hope I get workers' comp, but I don't know, it's just pretty crazy, me personally, for for a throw, though I believe maybe they just had some really good engineering, maybe.
Speaker 1:For the fix.
Speaker 2:No, no for the pyramid. Oh, okay Me personally.
Speaker 1:Well, I don't know If you got the manpower. We looked at the way how many people it requires to move 80 tons, you know, but just flipping it on top, fucking aliens. I'm going with the alien theory. That's the most logical explanation.
Speaker 2:The aliens are actually angels. All right If y'all going off it. Okay, he could get that you got the angels that fell down from heaven, or whatever the ones that got banished.
Speaker 2:Right, these are ones that held high knowledge. Some would call them the anunnaki or some shit like, oh, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know the angels from the angels from the sky, type shit. Right, the wise ones. They had the wisdom and they gave it to the humans. To the gypsies said let us, let us breathe with your people, or let it give us people and we'll give you knowledge. I don't know, though. I don't know, though. That's that's what I think, that's personally what I think me, that's me, this is me and what is knowledge.
Speaker 1:How you spell knowledge with the k, k. If you look at the k, it makes a little triangle, triangle. What does the pyramid have? Four triangles, so. So it's four times the knowledge. Four times the knowledge. What that make? A square. What it got at the bottom of a pyramid, a square, what a square. It got Four sides and we ain't reaching, and we ain't reaching. This ain't how to reach baby.
Speaker 2:You know what I like more than my Ferrari in my garage Knowledge.
Speaker 1:Knowledge.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But I don't know yeah, we're losing it over here what you think, bro.
Speaker 2:We're about to switch the subject. This thing is getting too deep. My head's starting to hurt. Who said I'm thinking too much?
Speaker 1:We got the government listening on us, Right, they know too much. They said they almost saw it. They were so close, they almost saw the truth. Woo Watch. They said they almost, they were so close, they almost said the truth. Woo Woo, All right, Cypress off, Cypress off, had a whole over the. Uh, cannon just just saved up the house. Let him say the fucking word. Let him say the fucking word. But uh, are we going to the next one then?
Speaker 2:Yeah, what would you think?
Speaker 1:You done with it Anything else you?
Speaker 2:want to add Bro, we could talk about this all day.
Speaker 1:I was going to say just theories. I could do this. What you think For me, I ain't going to lie For me. I want to believe in humanity. I want to believe in humanity and that humanity accomplishes this without any external help. But I know, I know that they say some of the cuts were just too precise and they didn't have this technology at the time to make all the blocks fit in perfectly without any gaps or stuff like that. I don't know, maybe they had like uh, like that, like that dude with the uh, the magnetism and all that. Maybe they had that knowledge and we just lost that knowledge over time or something.
Speaker 1:People had time back then, like we said, like we said people had time, people were probably smarter or something Maybe. I don't fucking know, never mind, but yeah, I mean, I don't know, but I love the theory about it could be aliens that intervened helped. Maybe the predator movies are real. Maybe the Predator movies are real. Maybe the pyramids were just built as fighting grounds for the young Predators to fight aliens, the xenomorphs, as you will. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2:I don't know, though. But on to the next subject, y'all already know what time it is. It's time for that.
Speaker 1:Oh wait.
Speaker 2:Before we go to it? Y, it's time for that, oh wait. Before we go to it, y'all let us know y'all theories, let y'all any historians out there, any scientists, people out there, y'all let us know what y'all think. Let us know the truth. Tell us the truth. We demand the truth they're about to.
Speaker 1:They're gonna type in the word.
Speaker 2:All right, but we're about to head on to the next subject. So fear, is it all in your mind, or could it be real welcome to fear fact or fiction? That's right. That's right. I forgot. We only got two hours on this thing because I didn't transfer my files oh, we gotta make it two hours exactly no, as long as we're below, below two hours okay, all right, I'll go through this first Y'all got to play, y'all got to slow down.
Speaker 1:Hey, we go on Spotify Slow down times 0.25, speed 0.25.
Speaker 2:Y'all don't know what I'm saying. It's like not even our voices anymore. We're like super sophisticated, we got a British accent.
Speaker 1:Jolly reverence. It's cheesy, it's cheesy, that's all I know. That's all I fucking know. All right, so we're going to talk. Want to retell it off.
Speaker 2:You got it, bro. Let the people know what we're talking about today.
Speaker 1:We talking about I think I covered this before Because some of the notes seem a little familiar, but I think it was during. I didn't cover it in detail. I think I just mentioned it like slightly. I think we might have done this whoops, because I looked at my nose I couldn't find it.
Speaker 2:I think we did talk about this at one point but, I went a little bit more in deep this time all right, so we're gonna re-recover, we're gonna re-recover, we're gonna re-re-do this Sorry.
Speaker 1:We re-rease, alright. So Y'all, let us know, y'all let us know, we did this before.
Speaker 2:Everybody smacking their lips Downright dead Again this is part two.
Speaker 1:Shut the fuck up, alright. So the Goatman, part two.
Speaker 2:The Goatman revised edition. Remastered the Goatman revised edition.
Speaker 1:Remastered, all right. So the Goatman is an American urban legend of a violent half-man, half-goat hybrid creature, most notably associated with Prince George's County, maryland. The Goatman legend is fueled by a mix of folklore, fabricated stories and a general fear of the unknown. The cryptid has also been reported in Texas, kentucky and other states. So the urban legend often tells of it killing young couples in parked cars or scouring neighborhoods, killing family pets. There are also tales of it breaking into people's houses and whoa SA you and the victims.
Speaker 1:Whoa and many attest from the areas that he hunts. It does not matter if you're a man or a woman. Free, yeah, free, yeah, look out, man, he will overtake you and SA you nonetheless. When scared teenagers whisper about the goatman, not all agree on the form he takes. Some say he has he was a man who kept goats and went mad after teenagers killed this flock, driven to seek revenge against any youngster. Different legends provide various explanations for the goatman's existence, with the most popular stemming from the Maryland version of the tale. So I'm going to give you a couple versions of what the Goatman could be if you will, no, you go.
Speaker 1:So this is the mass scientist. This is the most common origin story. It's story Little accent going to come through. According to the legend, the Go goat man was once a scientist at the beltsville agricultural research center who was conducting experiments with goats. An experiment allegedly went wrong and he mutated into a monstrous hybrid that now roams the nearby woods, attacking people and vehicles with an axe. The researchers the research center has formally denied any connection to the legend Of course they would.
Speaker 2:Of course it's like you see them clearly. Have you see the hoof marks?
Speaker 1:come from the lab.
Speaker 2:Right, the tracks are right there, uh-uh.
Speaker 1:No, it's like they go over and rub it out with their foot. What tracks? Okay, so the other one is the angry hermit. In this version, the goat man is a wild hermit who lives in the woods and is prone to Startling outbursts. Some speculate that the local hermit's Unpredictable behavior May have inspired the initial tales. It's also the Vengeful goat. Vengeful goat herder. This story suggests the lone goat herder lost his, lost his animals due to local teenagers misdeeds. Driven to madness, he became a half goat man. Uh, half goat, half man creature to get revenge. Um, there's also the belief in native American spirit. Some lore attributes the gold man to Oki, a Pohan deity associated with animals. Um, also ancient mythology. Some accounts trace the roots of the legend to ancient greek figures like pan and pan and us. Uh, how you say? Sires, satyrs? Satyrs, who were also half human, half goat, creatures of the wilderness. Um, okay, so that's so. That's that's what I got for some of the versions of it. Do you want to keep going?
Speaker 2:Hold on, let me see if I got anything in the chat room real quick. Uh uh, you said it mimics voices, right?
Speaker 1:uh, did I say that?
Speaker 2:I don't think I said that that was just another thing that some people said, that it can mimic the oh, it can make mimic voices also like to lure people in oh shit okay because people say they have like different sorry, my bad, they have like different variations of uh-huh, um. Because some people say he's like seven foot tall yeah yep, they, they got um.
Speaker 1:I actually put some of the different variations yeah, like, like, like you could say like um, like subclass, if you will of like there's apparently different type of goldman, apparently um, but yeah, um oh yeah what I got now is just the appearance.
Speaker 1:I'm going to go next to the appearance of the Go-Man. Go-man science often involves similar descriptions of the creature's appearance and actions. The Go-Man is typically described as a bipedal figure standing 6 to 8 feet tall. Its upper body is human-like, but it has the fur covered, legs, horns and sometimes the facial features of a goat. The creature is said to be aggressive and territorial. It is often described as attacking cars with an axe, targeting teenagers in secluded areas and killing local pets, particularly dogs. It is also known for making disturbing animal-like cries. Um so the the Mary Lane Goatman is said to haunt the wooded areas of Prince George's County, particularly around Governor's Bridge, off the called Crybaby Bridge and Fletchertown Road. While the Mary Lane Goatman is the most famous, similar legends exist in other locations. So I'll cover a little bit of the other type of goatmans. Why don't we keep going? I cover a little bit of the other other type of uh governments.
Speaker 2:Um, why we keep going I had a little fact about the the prince's, oh, the george county one. They said that obviously this, this one, originates what the tell about the? Uh they had like the research center, they had like a botch experiment and it turned into the goat man and then left. But they said, like in 1971, like october, november around there, that the washington post covered a wave of sightings after uh, the boeing family's puppy who was named ginger, was found decapitated near the tracks by fletcher town road. And because they reported that it essentially led to like more uh, essentially like fed into the lore, of like a goat man.
Speaker 2:It helped like popularize it and everything like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know some people were saying about about that too. They were saying that no, it was just some of the animals were walking into the train tracks, but that I really don't know. Why would I, why would so many, so many animals uh go, I mean maybe go towards the train tracks, but I I don't know, I don't know. Um, okay, so I got some of the other ones. Um, this is a denton texas.
Speaker 1:The story of the goldman's bridge, old or old alton bridge, involves the ghost of a black goat farmer named Oscar Washburn. This is what I remember, kind of covering this, because I I remember this one. The legend claims that after the Washburn was lynched by the KKK in the 1930s, his spirit returns to vengeful half goat, half man creature to haunt the bridge In Louisville, kentucky. The Pope Lick Monster, a variation of the Go-Man, is said to live near the Pope Lick train trestle. The creature allegedly uses hypnosis to lure people onto the bridge to get hit by the train. So the Pope Lick Monster is a legendary part-man, part-goat and part sheep creature reported to live beneath north folks southern railroad trestle over floyd's fork creek in the fisherville area of louisville, kentucky. In most accounts the pope lake monster um appears as a human goat hybrid with grotesquely deformed body of a man. It has powerful, fur-covered goat legs and alabaster skin face with an aculon nose and white set eyes. Short, sharp horns protrude from the forehead, nestling long, greasy hair that matches the color of the fur on the legs.
Speaker 2:That's the one in Kentucky, right, uh? Yes, that's the one in Kentucky, yeah, uh, did you have anything of the fur on the legs?
Speaker 1:that's the one in kentucky, right? Uh, yes, that's the one. Yeah, uh, did you have anything, or?
Speaker 2:I just saw that they said um fuck, hold on, let me see. I was looking at my notes while you were talking. They just said that some people claimed that it might be like the goat man, for that one might be like a person that escaped the circus.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, okay.
Speaker 2:Or like.
Speaker 1:Is that the one where he was like a clown?
Speaker 2:I'm not too sure.
Speaker 1:I didn't really get too much notes, I just saw that there was like a theory out there or like what it could be Okay, because I also saw something about it, but I didn't know if that was like that was really like a part of it or that was just somebody else saying something like that. But I remember seeing something about like from circus that he had like he was in the woods, some shit like that. Some shit like that, yeah.
Speaker 2:But they said that the train track is still active. Oh, really Like it's not abandoned, it's actually still active Because they said there's like a couple people that had accidents. They're like a couple teenagers lost their lives. Oh shit, I think 2016, 2019, oh, recent, oh shit because they, like people, want to go see the goat man or go do this type of stuff so they end up going and they ended up getting hit by the train.
Speaker 1:Something ends up happening, I guess. Damn bro, damn, that sucks.
Speaker 2:That sucks. So if y'all going to go, make sure to be careful, and I don't know.
Speaker 1:Wear your anti-train vest.
Speaker 2:It will protect you, I guarantee you Carry a whistle and when a train comes you just blow the whistle Stop, and it'll stop right there.
Speaker 1:It has to. Everybody knows a train responds to a whistle. Everybody knows that, okay. So what was that? No, you're good bro. Okay, the Waterford, the Water, waterford. Did I cover that?
Speaker 2:Fort Worth. Oh was it.
Speaker 1:Fort Worth, waterford.
Speaker 1:Oh okay, waterford, sheep man, it's an abominable creature that terrorized the small rural town of Waterford, pennsylvania, in the early 1970s. It lurked in farm fields, stalking the unwitting animals in the desire to tear them apart and feed on their flesh and blood. Hundreds of people witnessed this creature. It is also referred to as the Goatman Mary Lynn. This was an account. So maryland knew of the goatman legend as a teenager in the 70s, but also, but along with the stories, she had also seen it with her own eyes on more than one occasion. So this is this is a quote.
Speaker 1:I lived on back of that road and I saw the figure running across the dirt road at one point near the old sawmill. She remembers that at the time there was much talk about the legend, with many people catching a glimpse of the creature darting across the road or into the brush along farm fields. She had a second encounter with the monster when she was 17. Quote he was there that one night. I drove home and right before I turned into my driveway there he was running across the road onto the woods. Um, that's all she gave.
Speaker 1:She didn't get more uh details, but apparently that was directed towards the uh uh, towards the goat man.
Speaker 1:Um, so I'm, I'm at my ending uh okay, my final, my final note, if you will so, the truth behind the legend. Despite numerous reported sightings over the decades, there is no credible evidence to suggest that the goat man is a real creature. Folklorists and historians believe that the stories are likely a mix of exaggerated tales, local gossip and pranks, particularly among teenagers seeking the thrill. The legend's popularity is maintained through storytelling, popular culture, references into human fascination with the known that was that which one. Which one?
Speaker 2:What was that at again?
Speaker 1:What the ending?
Speaker 2:Yeah. Oh, it was just saying in general, yeah, in general. Yeah, that was just in general, because I had one that says the Lake Worth Monster. That's what you said right, fort Worth, texas is what I have.
Speaker 2:Fort Worth, Texas fort worth, texas is what I have. 1969. No, go ahead. I don't think I give that. I give that one at all. It says if it was first reported in july 1969 at lake worth near greer island, they said it was like a seven foot tall creature covered in white hair, with goat like horns and sometimes scales. That's kind of crazy. I don't know what you mean by sometimes sometimes.
Speaker 1:But sometimes he got it on, sometimes he don't got it on, bro um.
Speaker 2:So the story was notorious because a lot of people claimed they're like have seen it. There was like a, a bunch of people, like a group of people that said, yeah, it was half man, half goat. Um half. Uh, I was gonna make a joke, but I couldn't think of one. They say it was just like half man, half goat, with like fur and scales, and it jumped out of the trees onto a car.
Speaker 1:My fault. I was going to say you know what that low key reminds me of the sheep squash.
Speaker 2:Or like the lizard man. No, is it the lizard man? Which one? I think that's one that's like a swamp.
Speaker 1:Swamp.
Speaker 2:There's like a swamp monster.
Speaker 1:I don't remember exactly where it's at, because we had covered the sheep squash. Mm-hmm, so that like the white wool and everything. That's what that kind of reminds me of too.
Speaker 2:I could see that it says on July 10th, dozens of people reported seeing the monster standing on a cliff, illuminated by headlights, ooh, and that they said a large car, a large tire, was thrown down, landing near the crowd of people. They said, like, the police were called. And then there's like eventually, oh shit like that they said like at one point there's like 30 to 40 cars that pulled up like they were there yeah and uh from this incident.
Speaker 2:Somebody managed to take like a blurry photograph and it was put on some place called the star telegram. I don't know if that's like a news place or okay newspaper or whatever but then.
Speaker 1:But a lot of people saw it though, like it was actually reports and everything about that. Oh shit, okay but.
Speaker 2:But you know, some people later admitted that. Maybe you know it was just like pranksters in a gorilla suit, type shit, something like that.
Speaker 1:And then people were just like overreacting and stuff like that. That goes with that master stereotype shit also.
Speaker 2:Oh fuck, for all we know he could have thrown like a little bike tire.
Speaker 1:Everybody's like it was a giant tire, it was a whole tire.
Speaker 2:I dodged the tire, I picked it up and moved it. There's always going to be that guy. There's always going to be I dodged it.
Speaker 1:Nah, bro, I already know there's a guy. That shit was like what. It landed right beside me and I took out my leg. I already know, bro, Overhyped bro he don't let that story down bro For me it was kind of saddening because same thing, bro. When I was younger bro, I believed in the Goatman bro. I used to hear so many stories of the Goatman and when I started looking because I tried looking up stories like Goatman stories, but I guess what I found it under could be pasta, oh, for real.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, dang.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bro. So I think it's just I didn't know that.
Speaker 2:So I think it's just I didn't know that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like because every time I try to type in stories there's like extra stories, real stories, and it sent me to Reddit. But I looked at the thread it was a creepypasta Because.
Speaker 1:I read the first couple of ones, I was like this seems a little bit too when they got too many details in there. That's when like it felt too creepypasta. And yeah, I saw I scrolled up so I went through other ones and it was like a creepypasta uh thing. And then I looked it up online. I like went back to google, looked it up again and it was like uh stories but it was preference under like creepypastas. It wasn't like actual, like uh, like sightings or stuff like that, because when it's actual sightings, they pop up, they'll show you.
Speaker 1:But the goat men didn't pop up like that.
Speaker 2:I looked it up too, but that shit got a little crazy for me, bro. That shit was talking about something. I saw the goat man, and he stood in the middle of the bridge. His fur was covered in sweat. He had that musty smell, but it smelled good. And then, as I looked down down, I just saw his long, hairy that was crazy though, and then two hours flew by and I'm like I'm over here like well, I'm fucking my heart At work. And then it followed them home.
Speaker 2:Then they they couldn't hide it, so they end up getting caught. And then scientists came, and then Forbidden love.
Speaker 1:This is forbidden. We shouldn't do this. We shouldn't Stop goat man.
Speaker 2:The goat man just stand there. But we must.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that is crazy, bro. Who the fuck, who the fuck wrote that? Bro, y'all need fucking look at the person. Look at the author reverence, reverence from the cosmic code no, bro.
Speaker 2:But I don't know, bro, like you said, I was like so hype about the goat man as a kid too, because you know, back then you didn't really have all these sources of information. Like literally, it was just like this person said. I don't know if I was just naive or whatever.
Speaker 1:But like when you, when I'm like for this research, I'm actually trying to like actually like back then we'll read it, read it and just like not even go with it yeah, I was just like damn, like that's real.
Speaker 1:And now I'm like, okay, I get one, one source and I cross references with the source and then when I'm looking for stories, I want to make sure the story sounds there's just like a vibe to like a real story and then like a creepypasta, like, like I always say, like when you got too many details in your story, that's when it starts feeling a little a little fake, a little made up or something like that. So, like, like, like about the sway and the and the musk and the and the long girl oh, that was real, that was real he said I saw it that was real emotion, but um real love, everything real here. You know, we don't discriminate what?
Speaker 2:what you think about the Goatman, then Rate it 1 to 10.
Speaker 1:Even if it's a creepypasta.
Speaker 2:Even if it's Because we rated the rake.
Speaker 1:You're right, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 2:I don't remember what we rated.
Speaker 1:Okay, so I don't remember either. But okay for the goat, I'm going to do justice to the goat, for like a better word.
Speaker 2:The government was the goat.
Speaker 1:That's why he's the goat, the goat look. So, based off, based off what could be bro, they really don't got much reports though. Yeah, he threw a tire, that's it I don't know, but like I'm talking about, it would kill pets, it would essay. Um, that way I just realized that I did the notes was was that cover erotica too? Wait a minute. Yeah, he's talking about.
Speaker 2:Wait a minute oh yeah, I'm not used to ai no more, but it's freaky AI bro, just kidding.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's getting good. Like I said, two hours flew by.
Speaker 2:I'm like fuck this goat man does some crazy stuff, yeah.
Speaker 1:I just covered it talking about nipples being hard.
Speaker 2:I'm like fuck talking about.
Speaker 1:He had a cock ring on his shit too, but you know what you know, what you know what. Fuck know what you know what. Fuck the gold man, man, man, fuck that shit man. I fuck it what you rate it. Nah, fuck it what you rate him.
Speaker 2:I rate it 69.
Speaker 1:Freaky ass, fucking Rhetors, man, y'all motherfuckers, chill the fuck out bro.
Speaker 2:Bro go get, go stand outside.
Speaker 1:Go touch grass, motherfuckers, y'all motherfuckers Riding some freaky ass shit what you say.
Speaker 2:Go take a cold shower.
Speaker 1:Go take a cold shower, drink yourself a Pepsi man, chill out, chill out man. Mothers though Fucking crazy shit, you know, let's focus on the killing, let's focus on the violence.
Speaker 2:It didn't really do much, though. They just said they killed a dog.
Speaker 1:A dog killed another dog. Apparently, it will also go after people with. That's the one thing I don't. If it's a vigil spirit, because you know that one dude apparently he was a vigil, the dude that got lynched and whatnot.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, we got breached. Hold on, bro. Oh you good, bro you good. Yeah, I'm good. Oh shit, All right. Oh, he peed, it's because he just woke up. You want to go ahead and get that, bro? Oh, you got it. That's what. I'm saying oh shit, that's right, we only got two hours. My fault, bro. He said y'all said what Y'all said. Oh we back, y'all we back. I said fuck the girl man.
Speaker 1:I thought that motherfucker was knocking on my door. I ain't going to knock on my shit.
Speaker 2:My ass off there. Vamonos de aqui, chicos.
Speaker 1:Bro, I'm over here. Fuck, we fucked my head. Vamonos de aqui, chicos, that shit scared the fuck out of me, bro.
Speaker 2:I'm over here. Fuck, we fucked. My head got to the left of me. Fuck, we ain't got nothing to protect ourselves.
Speaker 1:Throw a water bottle, throw the dogs. Throw the dogs. Come here, buddy. But um, I'm gonna give it a. I'm gonna give it a. I'm gonna give it a five A five. I'm gonna give it a five A five. I'm going to give it a five just because I don't know what else to say. I mean, compared to.
Speaker 2:I don't know, bro, For me it's probably like.
Speaker 1:This could be positive. Though this could be positive. This is probably like a two, for me Two Okay, I mean.
Speaker 2:But it's because, bro, yeah, it killed somebody's dog.
Speaker 1:But like I said again, bro, it's just a dog. I feel like the stories I heard I mean you right. I feel like the stories I heard in the past. He did kill people.
Speaker 2:But I feel like, the more research I did, it wasn't true stories. Yeah, it was creepypastas.
Speaker 1:That's why I don't feel like.
Speaker 2:I feel like maybe the first time I actually did them I included like creepypasta, without knowing it was uh, creepypasta stories you know this is what I'm saying like back then, like information could be spread like that, but after, like people actually can like go in depth with the research and everything like wait, there's no reports, there's none of this, there's none of that.
Speaker 1:It's just like word of mouth type thing.
Speaker 2:And then who like wait, there's no reports, there's none of this, there's none of that. It's just like word of mouth type thing. And then who said these stories? Yeah, there's no one that's going to tell you?
Speaker 1:Yeah, there's nobody. Yeah, the only one that had was that lady that apparently saw it, but she didn't even. It could have been a teenager in a suit or something like that. Yeah, you're right, Fuck it bro. Fuck it too, bro, this hit a one, it's a one. It's a one, bro, it's a one. And it sucks because I love the Go man, but it was a top-tier story or cryptic for me.
Speaker 2:Not, no more. Not no more. It's a fake, it's a phony, but uh, I don't know y'all, let us know what y'all think. Let us know if y'all have any ghost stories about the goat man.
Speaker 1:Let us know y'all be writing erotica.
Speaker 2:Little home boss let us know if y'all have went to go see the goat bridge, if y'all seen anything or got any videos or something if y'all saw a girl man hairy sweaty nipples hard with uh, with a never mind y'all messages at cosmic cove, at k-o-s-m-i-c underscore c-o-v-e, on k-o-s-m-i-c underscore c-o-v-e, on tiktok or instagram. Let us know what y'all think about the goat man. But we're going to go ahead and end this off. We're going to hit this real quick because we ain't got much time on the freaking SD card.
Speaker 1:That was my fault, but let's go ahead and go to the next subject Is it this one? Fuck, all right, right, quick, right, quick, right, quick, right, quick. So eggs, all right, that's it, we'll catch up.
Speaker 2:We catch up later, guys.
Speaker 1:Again we'll shout out everybody, all right, so uh this one's uh staple, staple or favorite breakfast items around the around the world. Um right quick, what's what's? What's your ideal breakfast?
Speaker 2:all right. So you know, I'm waking up, you know, early in the morning, like one waking up early in the morning, like 1 o'clock Breaked up.
Speaker 1:What in the morning, Jesus? What?
Speaker 2:No 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:You know, morning American, morning American morning, modern America morning Not prehistoric America, not before the Industrial Revolution America, no, during the Industrial Revolution, not before the British were coming.
Speaker 1:I'm talking about real America. Real America, nah, but what? Were you going to say no, go ahead.
Speaker 2:For me. You know you don't want to go too crazy. You know you just want to get you some cinnamon toast. No, not cinnamon toast, what's that shit called?
Speaker 1:Oh, I know you say what the fuck you're talking about? That toast, was that shit going? Oh, I know you say what the? Fuck you talking about. Oh, that's that toast, that one toast, that one toast. What's?
Speaker 2:that french toast? Damn the way we get toast. You're talking about america, talking about french toast. When y'all think about it, what is, what does america really have?
Speaker 1:if you think about it, ain't everywhere america, almost, almost y'all speak english yeah, yeah, use a hundred dollar bit all right, um nah, but what you got, though? What you got for, uh, for my ideal?
Speaker 2:breakfast, bro, that's easy, it have to be waffles it have to be. You know I can get a little crazy if I want some chicken.
Speaker 1:But chicken and waffles is the go-to, but. But I don't Okay, but.
Speaker 2:I don't need to have the chicken. I don't need to have the chicken. Waffles with sausage links If I feel crazy. Bacon If I'm feeling crazy, and then some scrambled eggs, syrup, butter Maybe if I feel a little crazy.
Speaker 1:a biscuit, okay, biscuit and toast. Biscuit and toast, maybe, if I feel a little crazy, you gotta have butter. A biscuit, you know? Okay, a better buttermilk biscuit.
Speaker 2:Biscuit or toast? Mmm, that toast. Go crazy with jelly in the morning bro Fuck it. Take the biscuit out, put the jelly in, okay, put the toast in, but have you ever?
Speaker 1:had biscuit with jelly.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, I think I have, oh, you have, it's not the same. It's not the same, it's not the same.
Speaker 1:That's a toast, toast and jelly no.
Speaker 2:What you got though.
Speaker 1:All right, so check this out For me, for me, my staple.
Speaker 2:Who said chilaquiles, chill, chill, chill, chill, chorizo.
Speaker 1:Chorizo. Chill, chill, chill. I was going, yeah, yeah, he know me, chat mexican head ass. No, so okay, I was gonna say I got america, I got the, I got the mexican one, my mexican one. I ain't gonna lie, I fucked up. You gave me wosu chorizo, which is uh eggs with uh like mexican sausage, yeah, mexican sausage. You feel me Early in the morning. Some tortillas, bro. That's it, bro, top tier, that's what they.
Speaker 1:For me, it gotta have hot sauce, no matter what, at least Mexican dish it gotta have. It gotta have a good hot sauce. The American one I'm gonna keep. I got two I got. I got Either like me a platter or like me a Gravy biscuit. Bro, fuck, I'll suck some. I got either like me a platter or like me a gravy biscuit. Oh, fuck, I'll suck some dick for some gravy biscuits.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, he said I got some gravy biscuits for you tomorrow. I got a whole bag in the car you want to go see.
Speaker 1:I fell for this before. So the gravy biscuit. Look, I'm going to preface this. The best gravy biscuits.
Speaker 2:Oh, oh you're about to start a oh.
Speaker 1:McDonald's.
Speaker 2:You're about to start a riot. What you got? No, no, no, I'm okay. I'm good with that. I'm good with that.
Speaker 1:McDonald's gravy biscuits Top tier, extra gravy, though Extra gravy Cause they skimp on that gravy.
Speaker 1:Extra gravy I'll pay the 99 cents For that. For that gravy, extra gravy I'll pay the 99 cents for that extra scoop of gravy. Top tier Platter I need me some eggs. Scrambled Hash browns I need me some hash browns. Depending where I'm at, a biscuit Toast low key hasn't been hitting for me lately, and lately I used to not be a bacon guy. I'm, I'm, I'm turning, I'm. I prefer bacon in the mornings. Now I used to prefer a sausage, sausage patties uh, what, what? Recently, like in the last two, three years, it has not been making. It's been sausage. Okay, okay, okay, chill, chill, because we're in Thailand, hold on. So, yeah, so bacon Crispy. None of that, none of that. I don't like soft bacon.
Speaker 2:You like crunchy bacon, I like crunchy. Yeah, crispy bacon.
Speaker 1:Yeah that, and with the nice Guinness beer in the morning Dog, send me into a food coma, bro, that's it, talk me the fuck off, just get the motor going. But yeah, that's my breakfast, bro. That's where I'm at.
Speaker 2:That's your go-to, that's my go-to.
Speaker 1:That's either one of those two All right.
Speaker 2:So, real quick, we're going to talk about some hotel breakfast though. Because we're going to talk about some hotel breakfast though, because we're going to talk about different breakfasts real quick from other places, and one of the things was like, because you know, it's really popular for hotels to have continental breakfast.
Speaker 1:Continental breakfast.
Speaker 2:And that's just supposed to be like a simple, light, quick breakfast. You know it's supposed to be for the convenience of staying in a room. Don't have to go out nowhere to go get your food.
Speaker 1:You have everything right there, anything room, don't have to go out nowhere to go get your food. You have everything right there, anything you could want. It's like just bread, uh cereal. You can get like, uh, pancakes, waffles, little sausage, right the eggs, eggs, muffins, muffins. I hate muffins, I fucking cereal, cereal. Um, yeah, that's pretty much. That's pretty much it for for for a good continental breakfast. Yeah, I mean it's basic, but I mean it gets the job done. It's breakfast. You don't got to leave your hotel. Obviously, depending on the hotel, it could be better, it could be more stuff, it could be fresher, different ingredients. But yeah, continental breakfast is straightforward.
Speaker 2:I'm coming around to the ham, though Low key. I can't do country ham because it's just too salty.
Speaker 1:It's too salty, very little I can eat. Like very little ham for the breakfast. I like the thick cut hams.
Speaker 2:I like it, but it's just too salty it is salty. All right. So I got one for United Kingdom, so for them they have a full English breakfast which is just like eggs, bacon, sausage, baked beans, crazy um.
Speaker 1:grilled tomatoes, mushrooms, toast and sometimes black pudding your face fucked up first thing in the morning. Your stomach fucked up that explains a lot.
Speaker 2:That's all I'm gonna say. So so this originated in the 1800s as a symbol of hospitality and sustenance for laborers okay, was the whole idea of this breakfast is it body and stuff um. It's still widely popular in the uk and Ireland, often served in pubs and hotels.
Speaker 1:Yep, I got that too. All right, what you got, all right Now I got. You mentioned earlier chilaquiles from Mexico, authentic Mexican meal that originated in 1898, I'm sorry and is still a staple for many families today. It is the most basic form. In its most basic form, chilaquiles consist of fried tortilla strips that are simmered in salsa or mole. I don't want to hear you talking about mole, or mole is a sweet, savory type of sauce, for layman's terms, to soften them up. It is a very versatile dish, but it's most commonly served for breakfast or brunch, depending on where you are located will greatly determine the type of chilaquiles you eat. For instance, in Mexico City, the tortillas get simmered in green tomatillo sauce. However, in Central Mexico, crispy tortilla chips are preferred. Therefore, they do not simmer the tortillas in salsa, but rather pour the sauce over the chips right before they are served. I prefer those over the soft, soggy ones, because by the time they get to your table, they're a little soggy. I hate that. I hate me a soggy tortilla.
Speaker 2:I had one that they said tamales is a breakfast item. I eat breakfast, Okay let me tell you some big bad shit, we get tamales.
Speaker 1:Save them for the next day.
Speaker 2:First thing in the morning, fry them up Right, or you just put them on the comal Like on a griddle.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because the fat from the maceratedousseline and everything From everything, it'll crisp it up.
Speaker 2:A crunchy fresh tamale Well, not fresh, but a crunchy tamale Reheated the next day. Go crazy.
Speaker 1:With some good salsa a little slight that don't even gotta be spicy. This is for flavor types With onions and cilantro.
Speaker 2:Right, that shit do go crazy, I want me some. Now Fuck, Go ahead put your order in, right, that shit do go crazy.
Speaker 1:Oh, I want to be something now Fuck, fuck, go ahead, put your order in. Fuck, I got something who teasing me like that.
Speaker 2:All right. So I saw that in China and some places in Southeast Asia they do dim sum. Dim sum is essentially like small bite sized dishes, like dumplings, buns and rolls, often paired with tea. Okay, it's considered like comfort food and part of morning gatherings in chinese culture okay uh, what, what you got?
Speaker 1:I got. This is a little crazy one australia, australia, vegemite on toast. So vegemite on toast is considered a staple comfort food and even a symbol of national pride. The savory dark brown spread is made with leftover bruce yeast um, a byproduct of the beer industry. It's a good source of b vitamins and it's also suitable for a planet-based diet. According to australians, the correct way to enjoy vegemite is to apply an extra thin layer over buttered toast and add too much oh, don't add too much of the thick paste and you will be overwhelmed, which is why the Unami flavor spread is packaged in small bottles. You ever had Vegemite? I smelled it once. Cannot do it.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Cannot, it is pungent, it is strong, salty.
Speaker 2:Oh is it? I've never tried it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think I had a little bit because this lady gave me some. No, not my cup of tea.
Speaker 2:All right. So this one's in Middle East or North Africa. This is shakshuka, which is like poached eggs and a spicy tomato, onion and pepper sauce, often with cumin and paprika. It's popular in Israel, moroccoco and egypt and it's typically served with bread for dipping okay, I got iceland, I got skier, it is a culture diary diary product.
Speaker 1:With a thick, creamy consistency and a slightly sour taste. It's similar to yogurt, but it's actually considered type of cheese like ricotta or mascarpone. In Iceland, skier is a popular breakfast food, often paired with porridge and fruit. In the early 2000s, a brand called Icelandic Provisions began marketing skier in the United States. As a result, you see Icelandic skiers sold alongside yogurt at your local grocery store and the word skier is not trademarked and is considered a generic term like milk or cheese.
Speaker 2:All right, I got this one right here. This is in Vietnam.
Speaker 1:How do you say it?
Speaker 2:Pho Pho Right.
Speaker 1:Pho, oh Pho. I could have swore it was Pho Pho.
Speaker 2:Pho, pho, pho, pho Pho. It's pretty much like a rice noodle soup with broth, beef or chicken. Uh, bean sprout, yeah, bean sprouts. Uh, herbs and lime. It's traditionally eaten for breakfast in vietnam, uh, but now it's like enjoyed throughout the whole day, pretty much it's really good, honestly.
Speaker 1:I mean, if you start your morning off with one of those, you sit, you sit, okay, so this one's actually not that crazy.
Speaker 2:Man better go on a spree.
Speaker 1:Right, I told you, everybody's starting to lose their shit now. French tartine, if I'm saying that correct. And French tartine isn't the same as a humble piece of toast, a toasted white bread. Here in the United States, tartine consists of a toasted slice, baguette spread with fresh butter and jam. For breakfast, the tartine might be served with a cup of fresh fruit and a hot coffee. Honestly, that sounds really good Throughout the day. Tartines are made with a variety of sweet and savory. A hot coffee Honestly, that sounds really good Throughout the day. Tartines are made with a variety of sweet and savory ingredients, similar to an avocado toast. You ever had avocado?
Speaker 2:toast yes.
Speaker 1:You have. And one thing is certain breakfast in France is usually considered light and the larger meals are reserved for later in the day. I like that because for me breakfast is a heavy hitter. Breakfast food got a.
Speaker 2:He got my headphones. I like that, because for me breakfast is a heavy hitter Breakfast fool got up.
Speaker 1:He got my headphones. Zeus Open up there we go.
Speaker 2:Little minutes, bro, little minutes. I just got it back, zeus.
Speaker 1:All right, here we go, my fault y'all we had a little technical difficulty the dogs are finally starting to act up up. They're all losing their mind right now. I knew this day was coming.
Speaker 2:What were you saying?
Speaker 1:No, that was it for me. Their breakfasts are light and for me a breakfast is. It's a bit heavy. I like my breakfast on the heavier side. Biscuits don't cut it for me, no more.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to pack my calories first thing in the morning so it can power me through the day.
Speaker 1:First thing in the morning. I need to start breathing heavy.
Speaker 2:Alright, this one's actually pretty good, because I have like a sweet tooth In Spain.
Speaker 1:Go ahead, the great Spain, my fault.
Speaker 2:He said vosotros En vosotros, españa, the great Spain. My fault, he said vosotros En vosotros, españa and Latin America. All right, they do churros of hot chocolate, tai, tai Y'all ain't even on this wave.
Speaker 1:Y'all ain't even on this wave. In Spain they got churros of hot chocolate. Y'all too busy eating corn and shit. Y'all not on this wave.
Speaker 2:Y'all eating peasant food over there.
Speaker 1:Swear they moving like that. Y'all eating pig dick and everything.
Speaker 2:See that's. That's us looking from the balcony like Can you see these savages living like this?
Speaker 1:He said he said that shit with the hard R. He said that shit like a good Chrisador.
Speaker 2:Nah, I'm just joking, but it's pretty much like for people that don't know what churros are. They're pretty much like now, keep in mind churros, not chorros, not churros, not what you get after this breakfast. Not me, not me not knowing Spanish, I want some chorros hey get this boy out of my face.
Speaker 1:Get that boy out of here. Suck a safe, suck a safe.
Speaker 2:Get Hit me with the broom. It's pretty much like fried dough sticks coated in sugar, often dipped in thick hot chocolate. This is popular in Spain, portugal and throughout Latin America. Okay, traditionally eaten in cafes in the morning or after late nights. Tight, tight, tight morning or after late nights, okay, okay, um, I think I think I've done all of mine, did you?
Speaker 1:do japan? Oh no, I don't have. Okay, I got japan. This is my final one here steamed rice, miso soup and grilled fish we said breakfast the heavy hitter.
Speaker 1:Take this out. Japanese people believe In creating balance In many aspects of life, and breakfast is no Different. One bowl of rice, one bowl of soup, one main dish and two side dishes Is a common Traditional Japanese breakfast. Steamed rice and miso soup Are usually Accompanied, accompanied Accompanied by a grilled piece of fish, a rolled omelette, pickled vegetables and a dish of fermented soybeans called natto natto natto rounds. Unlike our fluffy three egg omelets in the US, a Japanese omelet is delicately, delicately rolled to achieve fine layers. It has a silky texture, slightly sweet flavor as a result of the addition of mirin wine wine. Rolled to achieve fine layers. It has a silky texture and slightly sweet flavor as a result of addition of mirin wine.
Speaker 2:Wine, it's just mirin wine.
Speaker 1:It's just like it ain't really wine wine. It's like, well, yeah, it is wine, but it's not it's like cooking wine.
Speaker 2:It's like cooking wine. That's like virgin oil. Ain't even virgin.
Speaker 1:It ain't virgin bro.
Speaker 2:Ask me how I know. That's what I was going to say, not what after I do my virgin oil.
Speaker 1:By the time I'm done with that virgin oil. It's just oil. Yeah, we need help.
Speaker 2:All right, so this is my last one. This is a good one.
Speaker 1:This is a heavy one. This is a big banger.
Speaker 2:Everybody's going to be like that's not even a real place. Let me see, let me see I'll be bikini bottom. So bikini what? They eat crabby patties first thing in the morning, according to patrick, as shown for physical evidence, you can refer to an episode where patrick wakes up in the middle of the night. Oh, my alarm. It must be time for my crabby patty. It's a crabby patty, really Tight shit.
Speaker 1:One more. One more, but a fine curry patty. One more Low key, a burger for breakfast. Low key, that goes, look.
Speaker 2:I could go into that, but we running we tight on time. Yeah, yeah yeah, my fault, my fault, no, you good bro.
Speaker 1:What was my final one? I guess we're gonna end it off on that note, because we're running short on time. That was my bad. We sped through a little bit.
Speaker 2:So everyone's like oh, y'all just talked about it. I mean, y'all just said it, y'all didn't talk about it. Look my bad, I didn't. I didn't readjust the files on the memory card we ran out of space. That was my fault, but if y'all want, we could talk about a little bit of breakfast. Maybe hit on it a little bit.
Speaker 1:Next episode we do it again after we talk about the oh lunch.
Speaker 2:Okay, we done snacks, we done.
Speaker 1:Snacks, we done. This is breakfast. Let's just talk about food. We like okay, okay, now I don't think we don't food we like, we done snacks we like we, we did the candy one, we did the the halloween candy one, food we likes.
Speaker 2:Okay, the food we likes then all right, y'all look forward to us talking about food we like and then maybe the lost colony maybe we'll see how much those we got on that we're about to find the lost colony fuck it, fuck it live coverage. But uh, I guess we're gonna end it off on that note. We'll catch on the next set. Oh, before my bad, I didn't do no shout outs.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 2:Shout out to? Uh shout out to my cousin Pepe. You know I appreciate you always support me and everything that I do, you know. Uh thanks for always checking up on me. Uh, thanks for always listening to the episodes. Uh, appreciate the support you give me too. Who else Shout out to the man Sammy Sosa? I never say it.
Speaker 1:You've been saying it.
Speaker 2:The man always says it. But shout out to the man, sammy Sosa, always listening. Shout out to anybody that always tunes in every episode, whenever I decide to upload.
Speaker 1:Look my bad Look school's got me stressed and I only got one class started right now. The other two ain't gonna start till monday.
Speaker 2:It'd be like that, bro oh this monday, oh shit okay but, um, I guess, like I said, shout out to everybody that's gonna be, uh that tunes in. Like I said, shout out to all the people that listen to us. Shout out to the people that check out the tiktoks, uh, like I said, if y'all want to follow us, follow us at cosmic cove, at k-o-s-m-i-c underscore c-o-v-e, on instagram and on tiktok and then message us. Well, follow, subscribe to us on youtube, even though I haven't had anything posted on youtube again, my bad is it working man?
Speaker 2:apparently I need a media manager. That's what I need I. I need an editor, a media manager, a merch person. I need sound engineers. I want to be able to say add an explosion here, boom Explosion, added Some fireworks. I don't feel like doing it, just get somebody else to do it.
Speaker 1:We need some pyrotechnics. That's what we need. But I guess that's's gonna end off on that note. You know I'm gonna pass the shout outs to uh yeah, sammy, you already got your shout out. You're not getting a shout out again now I'm playing. Uh, shout out, sammy, shout out always being there, are we glazing?
Speaker 1:are we love? Is he supporting us? Do you like the episodes? Number one fan, number one fan should you hold that title. But yeah, sammy, just want to give a shout out to you for always, always being there, always listening, supporting, supporting the dream, really and laughing along with it, laughing along and, yeah, shout out my family for all of that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's it alright, so I guess we're going to catch on next episode. Be sure to bring a hungry mindset, because we're going to be.
