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EP 58- When Donkeys Milk Cows: Tales of the Supernatural and Did we land on the moon chat?!!?
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The mysterious and unexplained captivate our imaginations in ways few other topics can. When we question established narratives like the moon landing or share tales of supernatural encounters, we tap into something primal - our need to make sense of the world around us.
The Apollo 11 mission that supposedly landed humans on the lunar surface in July 1969 remains one of humanity's most celebrated achievements - or greatest deceptions, depending on who you ask. We examine both perspectives, diving into conspiracy theories about waving flags in an airless environment, missing stars in photographs, and radiation concerns, while also exploring the scientific rebuttals to these claims. The evidence is compelling on both sides, from the Soviet Union's confirmation of the landing to the lunar reflectors still used by scientists today.
Beyond space exploration, we venture into the realm of cryptids with the Sheep Squatch - a woolly, white creature spotted throughout West Virginia that's described as bear-sized with a doglike head and raccoon-like paws. Our conversation about this mysterious being raises questions about what might really lurk in the woods of Appalachia.
The episode takes a darker turn as we share bone-chilling tales of witchcraft from Mexico - stories passed down through generations about enchanted waters, sirens luring men to their doom, and witches who can claim a woman's mind for revenge. These aren't just scary stories; they're cultural warnings wrapped in supernatural packaging.
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Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark.
Speaker 1:I was born in it. Molded by it.
Speaker 2:I see death.
Speaker 1:What it do. Cosmic Cole family. It's your co-host Yayo, my co-host Reverence.
Speaker 3:What it do everybody, it's the boy Reverence.
Speaker 2:We back at it again we back on that regular smegular right right that regular
Speaker 3:smegma um that regular stuff. You know what I'm talking about the regular cheese the regular cheese.
Speaker 1:No cheese, right the blue cheese? No wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. You're like. You're like blue cheese. No, no, no, no ranch, or Hold on, you like blue cheese. Nah, nah, nah nah nah Ranch or blue cheese.
Speaker 3:Huh.
Speaker 1:Ranch or blue cheese.
Speaker 3:Ranch. What is that Okay?
Speaker 1:Huh, ranch or blue cheese, what you?
Speaker 3:mean ranch, oh like, would I rather have ranch or blue cheese. Yeah, yeah, both, Okay, no, let's do those.
Speaker 1:Ugh, ugh, you eat blue cheese for real.
Speaker 3:Huh, you eat blue cheese for real. Does a bear shit in the woods? Because I've never seen a bear shit in the woods.
Speaker 1:He answered, while I wanted the question who talking in?
Speaker 2:code Holy shit.
Speaker 3:Does a bear shit in the woods, because I've never seen one do it.
Speaker 1:No, what's the other question? Blue waffles, pecan waffles, bro, that's not even a thing. No more is it blue. I remember blue waffles came out, bro, I don't know, I looked it up.
Speaker 3:I could never find it.
Speaker 1:It had it had, it had the uh, it had at least our school.
Speaker 3:But I had that shit right, I remember everybody talking about, everybody talking about it, bro. Right, it's like I was sitting beside the teacher and teacher's like don't look at blue w and the teacher was like don't look at blue waffles. Nah, the teacher told you don't look at blue waffles.
Speaker 1:But that was a weird time, bro. I don't know who the fuck started that shit. That shit was devious.
Speaker 3:Did you look it up? Huh, did you see it?
Speaker 1:That's a bear shit, because I haven't seen a bear shit.
Speaker 2:Funny that you ask because here goes a whole hour.
Speaker 3:Compilation of bear shit in the woods on this big screen.
Speaker 1:Nah, I personally didn't look it up, but somebody you know it was in dudes.
Speaker 3:You said it wasn't me, it was incognito.
Speaker 1:It wasn't me, bro, promise you. But nah bro, they show me. Bro, shit scarred me a little bit bro.
Speaker 3:For real.
Speaker 1:I've never seen it. I'll show you.
Speaker 3:Huh, I got it on me I said I got it on me. I got a bad case of blue waffles, I got freaking cable um, yeah, bro, that shit's crazy. There was another thing going around. What was it? Uh?
Speaker 1:what, what a dumb shit we used they had the videos, bro.
Speaker 3:They had the what was it the two girls in one cup video.
Speaker 1:I've never seen that.
Speaker 3:No, never seen that it's not even bad, it's not even everybody listen yeah go ahead, log out, go ahead, y'all can stay gone because there might be some like young people, don't look this stuff up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, don't look this up.
Speaker 3:If you're under the age of 100, don't look this up 25.
Speaker 1:If you're under the age of 25, do not look this up.
Speaker 3:Not worth it. It's going to scar your eyes.
Speaker 1:It's going to like a dead man.
Speaker 3:You might end up learning about yourself if you watch these videos, mmm.
Speaker 1:Nah, hell, no, nah that shit. But I remember that shit. Just it was, what a time bro right what a time. What the fuck kids be doing now, bro? What don't security toilet right fucking knows tra la, tra la tune tune, tune, tune, tune type of shit they be listening to now bro what it do.
Speaker 3:Cosmic Code, we back again. Y'all already know what it is it's been a little while.
Speaker 1:It's been a little minute.
Speaker 3:All right, we back at it. Poor Yayo, that man just kicked his boots off and I'm barging his house in. Are you ready? Boots, baby? I wear Crocs.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's right, His Crocs. I wear Crocs to work, guys, just so y'all know what type of blue collar. His crocodiles, bombardini crocodiles. But I'm trying to get sponsored by crocs, bro, if I can get like a sponsor.
Speaker 3:I'll wear the shoes I already do for free but does it have no slip?
Speaker 1:I actually don't know. I think all crocs have no slip, or this specific ones. I'll tell you this they should have no slip. I never slipped on crocs, no never, sports mode I don't even wear sports mode. Damn Sports mode. You put sports mode, bro, you trying to accomplish something you know you out to do something you putting wear on your ankle. You put it, you know you.
Speaker 3:On your shin. You put sports mode In front of your foot.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I put it grabs the back.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it grabs the back. That's how you pull it up to a car meet and you just rev it in your engine. You just rev it in your engine. You just trying to get somebody. That's what it is, bro. But if you just wearing regular, you just pull it to a car meet just to have a chill time, Just pop your hood. That's all you trying to do. Sports mode you trying to race somebody. Secondly, you not going to win Ashton.
Speaker 3:Hall Please Four more.
Speaker 1:Four more, steve, four more. I wasn't ready.
Speaker 3:yet there was a fly. It got in the way. It threw my equilibrium off.
Speaker 1:The kind of speed for a reason, man, that was crazy, insane bro.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 1:Insane.
Speaker 3:What else? Oh, happy 4th of July.
Speaker 1:Happy 4th of July, y'all Happy.
Speaker 2:Day of Liberation for.
Speaker 3:Freedom of the Because if they tell us we can't have tea, I mean if they're going to tax my tea, they're in for a rude awakening.
Speaker 2:To the harbor awakening.
Speaker 3:To the harbor.
Speaker 2:To the harbor.
Speaker 1:What a time we really used.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:Social studies class, bro. We used to learn that shit For like four months, whole test and everything Bro about that.
Speaker 3:About everything, bro, about everything, about everything. I can't remember nothing.
Speaker 1:I was about to say? I was about to say the same thing, bro, talking about you gonna need this In the real world, yet to meet a British guy Right, I was about to say the same thing, bro Talking about.
Speaker 3:You're going to need this in the real world. Yet to meet a British guy, right, they talking about social studies is a necessity. Half of these people that be talking and arguing don't know what the fuck they talking about and in politics, bro.
Speaker 1:I tell you, bro, right Out there in front of the cameras.
Speaker 3:Right Politics behind my head bro.
Speaker 1:That's why I only watch the replays, bro Right, only watch the highlights. The highlights Is the politician doing slide tackle.
Speaker 3:Fuck, I'm going to watch the celebrations.
Speaker 1:Sue, sue, hey. If I see a politician do that shit, hey. This is why I watch Fox 8. News.
Speaker 3:They said the news was fake. This is a I watch Fox 8 News. They said the news was fake.
Speaker 1:This is a reliable source, I believe. Damn it CNN. I believe.
Speaker 3:I believe that and Facebook, I believe oh use Facebook, bro.
Speaker 1:I get all my information from Snapchat. Bro, I get all my news from Snapchat, all right yeah, yeah, let the people know.
Speaker 3:Oh wait, yeah, real quick, before we start. How's your week? How you doing? How's my week? Pretty good, how was his work week?
Speaker 1:Work week was good, I'll tell you. I have a little tidbit to tell the people, bro. For the first time ever in my life, I've had to call the cops. Oh, dang time ever in my life I've had to call the cops. Oh dang, what happened? Non-emergency, though, non-emergency, okay, so check this out. Uh, I don't think. If I told the people last time that, uh, so they had thrown glass on the road, oh yeah okay, so it happened again?
Speaker 2:I don't think you talked.
Speaker 3:I ain't talk about it, okay uh I'll go right over it right right, quick right quick.
Speaker 1:Um, so okay, so it was. It was a while back. I was having a cookout, um, I didn cookout, I was just cooking hot dogs outside, but my brothers were here and everything, and I was outside and I heard glass breaking. So I thought somebody was breaking, like my front glass, right, because my scissors weren't here. So you know, I ran in here and everything and I was like yo, any glass breaking, nothing, okay, so I went outside. I didn't notice anything. Long story short, I ended up finding out that there was glass on the road, right, I didn't call the cops because I didn't know who did it and really I'm not one to call the cops, really. So, okay, that happened.
Speaker 1:Maybe like two weeks later, a cop knocks on my door. I was just about to roll up too, but I had my whole station right here. I had everything set up. I had a little thing right there set up. I had my cone, everything right. Ah, it was a day I ain't worried. But I said, ah, yeah, this shit, I'm about to hotbox this bitch Knock on my door.
Speaker 1:I said, hold on man who knocking on my door? Cop, I ain't gonna lie, I got a little scared. I got a little scared. Uh, I'll tell you the name, who it was, but you can bleep it out if you want. Um, um, so he knocked on my door and everything like fuck, all right, what the fuck y'all want, you know you're talking about. Yeah, I'm investigating about the broken glass because it was like literally in front of my house. In front of my house so and I didn't clean up because I didn't want nobody like saying it was me, like oh, I saw her clean. You know how it'd be, you know how it'd be. So I ain't do nothing about it. Might have been my fault, but, um, that's why I pay taxes. This is city. Um, so he asked me about it. I ain't want to snitch, you know I ain't want to snitch. I was like, look, I look, I don't know who did it, but I don't know, but maybe Maybe it's like.
Speaker 3:I could have sworn. It's just like If you look over there.
Speaker 1:So okay, so just to give the people the layout of my house. So it's my house, it's a Would this be? It's not a main road.
Speaker 3:It's not a main road, it's like a side road, right Side road by the school. Well, yeah, because the front of the school is the main road.
Speaker 2:This is like the side road, but then the buses come right here.
Speaker 3:Uh-oh, oh no, the buses go over there. Yeah, the buses go over there. I haven't seen a single bus. Oh, this is car rider side. Then, yeah, yeah, this is car rider side.
Speaker 1:No, and then there's like a couple trees in that side, like another neighborhood over there, right? So that's the layout, right? So okay, so I tell them. You know, I don't know who did it, but you know there'd be kids riding down this, you know, down the road or anything. I'm not sure if it was them. I was like there's kids. I'd be hearing kids on the other side of the trees and everything. I'd be hearing them. I was like you know, I heard one day like what are?
Speaker 1:y'all doing, you know, get back inside, whatever you know. I was like, but I don't know. I honestly don't know who did it. I didn't see who did it, so I can't tell you what happened. He was like okay, okay, he was like all right, babe, fine, what was it Monday? This Monday, was it? This Monday, I think it was this Monday. Anyways, I'm out there. I got my dogs out there. I take my dogs out.
Speaker 1:I'm chilling, I didn't have my glasses on because it was like first thing in the morning. I didn't have my first thing in the morning like 10. 10. I didn't work that day either and oh, it was the same that didn't work, but I go out there.
Speaker 1:I'm like I took the dogs out and then brought them back in and then for some reason, I think they wanted to go outside again or something. I go back out there, bro, there's glass all over the road. But now I hear the kids across the street. I hear them like out there, bro. I hear them like giggling and shit Right. So I'm like I'm just, I'm just like fuck it. I got a call because I'm not trying. It's right in front of my house. I'm not trying to get blamed for it. You know, I'm not trying to have a cop stalking my door either. You know that's. So I'm like fuck it. I got a call. So I called non officer told me just to call this number whenever, uh, this happened again.
Speaker 1:So somebody threw glass on the street again. I'm not sure who did it. I'm just calling just so I don't get blamed. They're like okay, okay.
Speaker 1:So she's trying to get information out of me. I'm like bro, I don't know who did it. Like she was like what's her name? I was like look, I don't know who did it. There's there's kids outside right now. So while I'm on the phone with them, I hear I hear some grown-ups what the fuck y'all doing? He's like I didn't know, I had two-year-olds in here, y'all grown as fuck. Why y'all throwing that shit? I said ain't, no way, it was them. And so she's like get the fuck in. You know, she's cussing them out and everything. And some male comes out too and is like I can't see them because there's like trees and everything right there. So, uh, that's what I heard. So I just you know, I was just still on the phone with the cops I'm like all right. And uh, she said, all right, we're gonna have someone go out there. I was like all right, but these motherfuckers, all they did was send a cleaning crew. They just brushed the. They just brushed the glass onto the, onto the sidewalk bro that was it that was it.
Speaker 1:That was it. But I said what though y'all knocking on my door For what then, if I ain't gonna do no police work, fuck y'all knocking On my door for.
Speaker 3:Talking about some investigation.
Speaker 1:Some investigation, motherfucker. I could've Opened shut cage my boy. I done did. I could've been promoted. I could've been promoted, I could've been chief. God damn Y'all motherfuckers, bro. They just left, bro. I was like bro, so so yeah, so now we gonna see, bro, what happens. Bro, because I can't, I can't do they didn't ask no questions.
Speaker 1:No, no, cops, because I was waiting all day, uh, I was waiting all day, uh, for for a cop pull up. Nobody, no, not a single cop, rode through here they just sent the city people, they sent the city people to clean not even clean, but because they just moved it off the road. That was it.
Speaker 3:They just moved it off the road and and that they call it a day damn, that's crazy, because I mean you also gotta think, bro, people be driving down this, people be driving now I'm thinking like, okay, they'll do it because of the school you know it's.
Speaker 1:I mean, I know it's not in school's not in right now, right no but that's what I was thinking, I was like you know, I you would think it's like in the.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't say like a fancy neighborhood, but it's a you would think it'd be a nice quiet neighborhood yeah, you would think you literally have a decent, like I want to say, it's like a little more upkept area. You're literally the golf course, literally literally yeah oh yeah, it is uh. Oh yeah, I forgot the country club over.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, that's what I'm about to go over there that's what I'm saying, like, like you're like right there where it's like. Where it should be kept up Almost, like in the city.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it should be like better around here. Yeah, it should be patrolling or something, bro, Especially right by the school. For real, Like elementary school.
Speaker 1:There's businesses right here and everything. Motherfuckers, better not be knocking on my door one session, bro, because I call, I did my due diligence. I don't even like calling cops, I don't like dealing with cops, but they um, yeah, but they ain't do nothing, bro. I don't. I never saw a cop or anybody give me a phone call back, like you know. Hey, we took care of it. I don't know, I don't know what the procedure is, I don't know, I don't know what they do, that or not, but I called, I told them you know who, you know what was going on and whatnot. But yeah, they didn't do nothing. Nobody followed up or anything like that. So I don't know. And the grass is still out there, bro.
Speaker 2:Still.
Speaker 1:Still, it's just like I said. They just put it against the sidewalk bro.
Speaker 3:That shit is crazy bro.
Speaker 1:It was wild, bro, that was.
Speaker 3:This used to be a nice, safe city.
Speaker 1:Until the Riddler got here.
Speaker 3:I mean damn it. The Riddler lives among the streets Right.
Speaker 1:Shit crazy, bro. But yeah, I don't know what, I don't know what. Hopefully I don't get a knock on my door again. Nothing like that, bro. Shit scared the shit out of me the first time. But I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3:Damn bro. That sucks right there, bro. I wouldn't even know what to do bro yeah, I mean, I don't.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know what, what you can do apart from that. You know, like, obviously I don't know who did it now, obviously I don't know who did it, but I, I personally don't care, you know, as long as I'm throwing it at my house, specifically, I know it's just laying on the street, but it's the fact that it's in front of my house and then the cop is knocking. Talking about what you know, about this, you know.
Speaker 3:Well, not just that, but if, like, they throw in beer bottles or glass beer bottles and it says y'all like to drink.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, they blame us. Oh, they getting rowdy over here. Right, what they throw they threw. It was just like, like, bro, they had a whole pot they threw like mugs and I don't know what other kind of glass they threw. I don't know if it was like cups or what else it was, bro, but it was like because you can see the mug handle and all that shit, bro Like porcelain. You can tell it's porcelain and whatnot, but still, bro, I don't know who the fuck. I was a little rowdy kid when I was little bro. I ain't do no dumb shit, rowdy kid when I was a little bro, I ain't do no dumb shit. Like I had better sense than Throwing fucking glass on the street, bro, what happened? What'd I do? What'd I do? What'd I do that I forgot? I agree.
Speaker 3:I agree, yeah, who would, who would dare do such a thing? Did I do that?
Speaker 1:No, no, no. Oh, that's what I said. Did I, I could've Shit. I don't remember.
Speaker 3:Damn bro. That's crazy. Like I said, I wouldn't know what to do, bro, I just Fuck it. They want to throw shit at me. I throw shit at them. I hit the wrong people, no.
Speaker 1:I'm just playing. I'm just playing, yeah.
Speaker 3:That's annoying, though, bro.
Speaker 1:It's inconvenient.
Speaker 2:It's not even inconvenient.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's just annoying because, like I said, I don't want to get in Knocks on my door, Especially by the cops. Nobody likes their door getting knocked by the cops. What the fuck I do? Especially I be having people over here. We be chilling. I don't want to give them a reason to like I don't need to search your house type shit. Those plays level four, my boy.
Speaker 3:Right, y'all let us know what we should do in this scenario, right is there?
Speaker 1:is there any lawyer trying to represent me pro bono right? Suicide you get half my boy swear y'all let us know what.
Speaker 3:This is a point. Choose adventure type of deal. Y'all just tell us what Yaios needs to do and then he'll do it.
Speaker 1:100 likes knowing me, knowing me, I'm a t-pose the whole way all right, but that's enough of that.
Speaker 3:Let's go ahead and get into this episode. Go ahead and tell the people what the first topic is.
Speaker 1:Oh, I was gonna ask what. Which one in the first it don't matter. It don't matter, you want to start scary or in scary well in scary and scary, okay, but all right, so okay, so we're gonna talk about a little something, a little a little controversial controversial according to some people.
Speaker 3:We did what we did. Do not take away our titles and achievements. We bled for this.
Speaker 1:On 4th of July. That's crazy. All right, y'all so okay. So this is a little topic you know it's about. We're going to talk about the conspiracy of the moon landing. There you go Boom Before y'all begin typing the moon landing. I know, I know it's fake, but I'm just going to let you go Boom Before y'all begin typing the moon landed.
Speaker 3:I know, I know it's fake, but I'm just going to let you know, All right For all the people that are out there saying that it's fake and that we never did it. Riddle me this, Batman.
Speaker 1:Let me right quick what you think about the All right Personal opinion.
Speaker 3:Personal opinion. Yeah, let's go a little bit off personal opinions. Let me uh, right right quick, what you, what you think about the all right personal opinion, personal opinion.
Speaker 1:Yeah, let's go. A little bit of personal opinions, opinions we made it to a freaking movie.
Speaker 3:Y'all don't know what the fuck y'all talk about. No, no, no, in all seriousness, in all seriousness, all right. I feel like me personally. I believe we made it to the moon, right I believe, I'm being 100 with y'all, like if I'm wrong, I'm wrong, but I personally feel like we did make it to the moon me personally, me personally too, yeah, I feel like they did make it. But I mean, I do see the counter arguments that people have and it's some solid arguments, it's something I'm just like no, they might be.
Speaker 3:They might be. They know. They know something. I don't fuck. They might be on the sun. They might be on the sun.
Speaker 1:They know something I don't Fuck Now um.
Speaker 3:What do you think? Let's hear your opinion.
Speaker 1:Look, it could be fake. It's a lot of AI videos out here nowadays. You know who not explain. Now that shit is real. Come on guys.
Speaker 3:So you do believe that we're.
Speaker 1:I believe we made it to the moon but I believe the earth is flat what what no, I was playing all right, so so yeah, so I lost my train of thought, anyways your, your, your opinion on my opinion on the. No, I think we make it, let me. Let me just tell you why I think. Yeah, before we dive into the details, before we dive into the actual facts, because the facts I found were like pretty straightforward.
Speaker 3:But where are the facts from?
Speaker 1:Yeah, people, the government, and one of the facts is that they be saying that this all happened because people don't trust the government and the government giving me the Hold on there, hold on there.
Speaker 3:Y'all might be right. All the people that said we didn't make it. Y'all might be right.
Speaker 1:Imagine by the end of this, we end up believing it. We end up.
Speaker 3:turning to ourselves, we never made it to the damn moon. You freaking idiot.
Speaker 1:If you fucking believe, so fucking laugh at yourself in the mirror.
Speaker 3:What were you going to say?
Speaker 1:No, I was just going to say look the reason why I believe that we made it to the room, to the room, to the room. Yeah, we fucked, we fucked to the moon.
Speaker 1:It's because just look around you, bro, everything that humanity has accomplished and compare that to landing on the moon Even though it's a big thing, landing on the moon feels like such a smaller accomplishment than what humankind has done throughout the years. It's like look, we literally got cell phones. What are cell phones made out of Rocks? Think about that. It's just metals. What are metals? Just rocks, bro. It's just who the fuck invented, like, started processing that shit, you know, and going with that ideas and stuff. I feel like that's much harder to do than putting someone on the move.
Speaker 3:Damn bro.
Speaker 1:That's just what I feel like. That's just, that's just me, it's just. It just feels like now it's just. There's so much, even if, okay, let's say we didn't do it back then, but or at the time that they said they're still like brothers, they're satellites. We got satellites in space, whole space station, astronauts staying in space, you know like. So they're in space, but they can't make it to the moon, like staying in space.
Speaker 3:They were trapped in space hey look unless you're talking about katie perry, the, the oh my god, let me try and word this correct go ahead, go ahead, true astronauts that orbited the earth and represented humanity for what it was.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Advancing in yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:And possibilities, yeah, and convenience for flights and for commercial purposes, and oh that shit say you too broke to go to the moon.
Speaker 1:That's all I heard when I seen them motherfuckers hit the moon. He said you too broke, my boy, you too broke to go bro.
Speaker 3:For them being the first regular human being.
Speaker 1:Something I dig on that man. I don't give a fuck about all that man. Making a difference, making a difference is crazy.
Speaker 3:And the advancement of humanity, the advancement of humanity.
Speaker 1:Hold the fuck up, hold the fuck up.
Speaker 3:Rage Bane, rage Bane.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, who took DDG's class in Rage Bane? Oh my god, who took DDG's class and Rage Bane in my?
Speaker 2:chair.
Speaker 1:Jesus, am I wrong? Y'all Chat, am I wrong?
Speaker 2:Chat can shut the fuck up. Let's see what chat's saying.
Speaker 3:WWWW Reverence Ah, ah.
Speaker 1:Hey, chat's spoken, chat's speaking right now. W Reverence, weverance, weverance Ah.
Speaker 3:Ah, weverance, it's crazy. Chad's spoken. Chad is speaking right now. Yeah, go ahead, open the silence.
Speaker 2:Go ahead and take his phone away.
Speaker 1:Yo hey, he don't need that thing, he don't need them rocks.
Speaker 3:What do you think about that then? How do you feel about the astronauts that be going out there? About the astronauts that be going out there, not them Like actual astronauts what do you?
Speaker 1:mean actual astronauts.
Speaker 3:Those are heroes of America.
Speaker 1:They should be given a Nobel Peace Prize. In my opinion, I want that clip. I want that clip. That clip going hard I ain't going to lie that shit going hard. That's a good clip right there. Who clip farming over here?
Speaker 3:Who clip farming over?
Speaker 1:here. Who clip farming over? Here we got to get views.
Speaker 3:I got to do everything I can to try and get the views back. What the fuck was the question? Again, all I'm doing is supplying the gasoline and the fire and just letting it stay out there. And what people do with it, they do what they will. That's on 4th of July, but I'm just standing at the top floor with my hands across just watching everybody on my spinning chair like this.
Speaker 1:It's like you're watching everybody throw the glass, but the glass doesn't. It's not reflective. You're just looking back at yourself.
Speaker 3:They reflected the wrong way, like interrogation room. They put it on. Boy, you're staring at the business, jesus oh shit, but um well, no for real. Like what you think about the astronauts, though, cause, then, like they're denying, they're like taking all that achievement if they did make it to the moon for real.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're taking that away from them for real. Dead ass. I didn't even think about that. Dead ass. Just thinking that they're taking like that's such a big achievement, bro, because that ain't like you wake up Tuesday talking about fuck, I won't go to the moon, you know it's a shit Perry did that. I mean literally, I mean okay.
Speaker 3:I mean, yeah, you don't want to go to the moon.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we going to the moon. Y'all going to the moon Nah but I already know Y'all been to Giza. Yeah, but that's no, not Giza. What's the other?
Speaker 2:one Ibiza, ibiza, there you go.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I went there last week, you know. You know what? You should go somewhere. Nobody been when. Space, space, oh my God, I need to get Hold on. Went to Louis Vuitton, got them a little Puffer jacket and shit Blues, you know.
Speaker 3:With NASA. Printed on it. Nasa printed on it. No with Jeff Bezos Jeff.
Speaker 1:Oh, what is it?
Speaker 3:Blue Origin or something. Blue Origin, right? Yeah, I think it was Blue Origin.
Speaker 1:Bro Fucking Wild. But Nah, it's like. You know, it's a lot of, a lot of training.
Speaker 3:I can't even what happened. It's a lot of training. I can't even what happened?
Speaker 2:How the fuck do you even make it to the whole thing?
Speaker 3:But see, look, all right, I don't know if I should just keep rage baiting or not.
Speaker 1:Go ahead bro, Go ahead, Go ahead Something. Go ahead bro.
Speaker 3:They really didn't go into space, they just went really high in the air. That was about it. They went too late, right there at the orbit or some bull crap. I really don't know all the details.
Speaker 1:It's like right there at a certain level. So they didn't leave.
Speaker 3:It was technically space.
Speaker 1:Okay, I was going to say did they leave Earth's atmosphere?
Speaker 3:No, I think they were still in.
Speaker 1:Earth's atmosphere.
Speaker 3:I want to say they were Something shit like that.
Speaker 1:So it's basically they just, they just wasted the gas there.
Speaker 3:technically, they just went really high in the air and they came back down.
Speaker 1:Damn. So they basically did the equivalent of me, almost getting work, and then saying you know what I'm not feeling this, and then coming back.
Speaker 3:But saying I went to work.
Speaker 1:But saying I went to work, damn Something like that. Something like that, something like that. Okay, so they didn't actually go like leave, oh, okay, okay okay, yeah, let me fact check this real quick go ahead, but yeah, I feel like, I feel like huh I said you keep.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, before we get, uh, you know it's a lot of work. You know it's training, intense training. You know it's intense training. And then not only that, but you going out there in space, it ain't like okay, you're going in space and you about to eat, you about to be out there feasting on some caviar steak and shit. Like you, dead ass, sacrificing like your own well-being and your own, uh, comfort to be out there in space and just study, bro, like. And then like you going up there you know it's it's a birthday bash. You know you about to get turned with all your woes and shit like no, it's like actual work that these people put in space to to get us, to get us information, everything to to learn more about space and shit like that. It's, it's. It's insane, bro, the amount of word that goes into all that and for someone just to say, nah, all that was faked. It's insane To me. It's crazy, bro. It's a crazy statement.
Speaker 3:All right, here it is. So it says Blue Origin's New Shepard suborbital flights typically reach around 100 to 107 kilometers, or 62 to 66 miles above Earth kilometers or 62 to 66 miles above earth crossing the carmen uh line, which is like the internationally recognized boundary of space. Okay, okay, 62 miles, or whatever. Uh says that blue origin rockets got high enough to enter into space and experience a few minutes of weightlessness and see the curvature of earth before falling back down I.
Speaker 1:I could've done that with the. I could've done that with my G50 that got in the backyard. I could've done that. Bro Should've told Pedro yo, fuel it up, we go right now. We go right now if you want.
Speaker 3:That shit's crazy, though, bro.
Speaker 1:I mean it's cool what they did, but I mean Is it though, did they though. Did they though?
Speaker 3:Did they?
Speaker 1:though Was it all a green screen?
Speaker 3:You know what? We made it to the moon. But that Blue Origin, I don't believe it. That Blue Origin, nah, I don't believe in one bit.
Speaker 1:Nah, they just basically, they just pulled up, dipped their toes in space a little bit and came back down. It's like going to the beach and you leave your house at three in the afternoon. You're going to get there late at the beach. You're not even going to swim at the beach At the beach. Look, English isn't my first language, okay.
Speaker 3:Where's this conversation going?
Speaker 1:My dyslexia just casually carried on like yeah, he said, you're making sense.
Speaker 3:Now you speak about language.
Speaker 1:They dip their toes in that water with a sock still on all right, go ahead, keep on my phone ran towards, ran towards it the moment that the waves started getting close to you. They ran back to they're back to back to the sand, bro, it don't count you know what it is.
Speaker 3:It's like for me. It's like you like you being on Snapchat stories and seeing people being like at Coachella, or you watching Coachella live on your TV and saying I went to Coachella.
Speaker 1:Nah, that's a good comparison that's a good comparison, that's a good one. Yeah, because I mean, did you ever attend Coachella If you didn't end up in the med bay, overdosed, roofied by a hot girl? Did you even go? Did you even fucking?
Speaker 3:go? Did you even experience Coachella?
Speaker 1:If you didn't get AIDS, what the?
Speaker 3:fuck, hand the stickers out. I got AIDS at Coachella.
Speaker 1:That's how I be. Y'all Coachella. That's how I be. That's how I be y'all Did you even go to Coachella if you didn't get stuck in traffic for like eight hours before you were even allowed to go in.
Speaker 3:Would you ever go to like a music festival? Nah, no, why?
Speaker 1:Nah, I'd rather just do my drugs at home, in the comfort of my, in the safety of my own home. In your own sanctuary, in my own sanctuary, really, bro, because being around all those people, bro, you want, you know, I don't know what the fuck gonna happen, you know. And then not only that, but but the whole, not a shower situation and it looks on for a night or day, just one day if I, if I were to go, if I could just go, because everybody I've seen it seems like it's a mess.
Speaker 1:It seems like getting in there it's a mess, you know, fucking getting food, all that stuff. Like the way I see it is, you're going to be tripping your balls off. For me that's not really a like something I'm going to be doing with a lot of people around me, or like for me it just doesn't seem fun like to go through all that experience. To go through all that experience If I could just pull up, you know, if I could just pull up to the concert, chill for a couple hours and then dip easily, yeah I'll be going, but it's like just the videos I be seeing people having so much trouble just entering, leaving all the other stuff they got to go through to stay in there too.
Speaker 1:I've had people tell me that they've gone like their experience. If they got to go through to, to stay in there too. I've had people tell me that they've gone like their experience, that they try to make it seem like it's cool. I'm just listening to them like this shit don't seem fun like it's. They told me about someone stealing their phone, getting their phone stolen, break into their tent, like it's just so. I I hear like the background, like I've heard so many people tell me, like what really goes on, like when you like, when you stay in there, that shit don't seem fun, that for me don't.
Speaker 3:Right, don't trust them. Glory hoes there's not a chick on the other side there's not a chick. I mean there's not a dude on the other side, so you would never go there. Nah, I really didn't, Never, ever.
Speaker 1:Never, ever, can pull up one time comfortably comfortably, if I can pull up for the content, but no, it's the comfort level for me. But it's like just you see how, how crazy, like everything that happens there, I'm like no, that ain't for me. Or like mainly people be losing their friends and shit in there. Oh bro, if I'm tripping I'll lose my friends. Bro, I am fucking panicking, I'll tell you this, I'll probably go get arrested, escorted out. Like yeah, that's enough for you. Like, bro, I am fucking panicking, I'll tell you this I'll probably go get arrested, escort it out. Like yeah, that's enough for you. Like, bro, I can't, I can't handle, like I can't handle that type of stress while I'm tripping. It'll freak me like. It'll freak me the fuck out. I know it's happening.
Speaker 3:You gotta make new friends, bro.
Speaker 1:That's it, I heard a story someone trying to make new friends but they got roofie oh by a girl bro. No, bro, I can't, it scares me bro.
Speaker 3:All right, so for all the people that didn't know about the moon landing. It was the Apollo 11 moon landing. For all the people that doesn't know, the American history Caw caw. So this was July 16 to the 24. This was like during 1969 and the launch site was at kennedy space center in florida. Landing on the moon was july 20th in 1969. Uh, the astronauts that were on the space mission was uh neil armstrong, who was the commander, first human to walk on the moon. Buzz aldrin was the lunar module pilot. Michael Collins was command module pilot and stayed in lunar orbit. The mission goal was to land a man on the moon and return him safely to Earth, perform scientific experiments on the lunar surface and collect lunar samples Though fun fact, samples, though fun fact. Um, the historic quote where uh neil armstrong was like that's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, um, he actually said uh, what did he say?
Speaker 1:I was about to say. Wasn't that a manila fake too?
Speaker 3:he said, uh fuck, I just had it okay. He meant to say that's one small step for a man, but the A got lost in transmission. Armstrong always insisted he said it and later the audio analysis suggested he probably did.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 3:So he meant to say that's one small step for a man. One small step for man.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay.
Speaker 3:What you got bro.
Speaker 1:Okay so so the theories, the conspiracy theories, propose that obviously the moon landing was fake, or moon landings they considered going from 1969, all the way from the ones that were going on 1972. They say there were hoaxes staged by NASA. Believers often suggest that technology to land on the moon didn't exist at the time or that hazards like radiation made such a trip impossible. The facts that I have is what people believe.
Speaker 3:So you have the conspiracy and you have the facts yeah the facts, there you go. And then have the facts yeah the facts, there you go. And then, like, disprove it, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Like why this proves it, yeah, why this proves it, yeah, yeah, let me give you one right quick.
Speaker 1:According to the, government, according to the government. So the technology. Let's start with the technology limitations. Obviously, like I said, they said that the technology in 1960 was not advanced enough for moon landings. The fact is, nasa developed the necessary technology, including the powerful Saturn V rocket and extensive research, tests and development, and all, like I was talking before, all that word they put in, led to the success of the moon landing.
Speaker 1:Another one that they say, a very common one, is the flapping flag. Okay, so the american flag appears to wave in some photos and videos, suggesting wind, uh, which is absent in the moon, and the uh. The fact, the rebuttal of it, is that the flag had a horizontal rod to keep it, uh, unfurled and that the movement that you see in pictures and stuff like that was due to astronauts handling their placement or ripples from it being folded. So that's you know, and obviously you know the cameras couldn't pick up. We didn't have like the what's the right word Like the high pixel cameras that we have now like, and the shutter rate was different. So that messed with how the image was looking a little bit.
Speaker 3:But, come on, we taking pictures of the moon, but like I saw some people also said that it never happened because if they were in space you could. How come you don't see no stars in the background?
Speaker 1:oh funny, you say that I got, I got the oh did or did you know, okay. So the answer for that uh, Hold on, where is it? Yeah, what you said no stars in the background. So the answer to that is that the bright sunlight illuminating the lunar surface in spacesuits requires short exposure times preventing faint stars from being captured. So that's.
Speaker 3:Riddle me this conspiracy theorist. Answer me this one.
Speaker 1:Now, that's what I was, oh, okay okay, but I mean I understand what they're saying. I understand, but if you look at technology that we were having, nasa was more worried about putting people on the moon than they were about like at the time we obviously we didn't have that much events and like and cameras and stuff like that, so it was that was a little that was like yeah, I feel like it was like more splotchy, like like not as focused or not as uh clean, I guess it was more like you could see, like the big images the big, exactly like like details, like if you were to take a picture with the iphone, you'd see exactly, if it was on exactly you'd see, like their pupils, you'd see exactly
Speaker 1:details like perfectly eyelashes everything exactly and back then I mean, like I said, nasa wasn't focused about the quality, that was just out there, because they gotta, you gotta think about everything you're taking up there. They're not focused about about the cameras and obviously, right, you know, at the time it was just, it was different, bro, it was just different technology that we had.
Speaker 3:But to put someone up there, bro, is is, you know, it's insane all right, I had a funny joke go ahead bro for all the people that, saying the camera can't pick up this or camera can't pick up that, cameras were used, uh, like it was like different, like I was saying, with the flash and everything, or like just the pictures in general. Take, take, for example, back in myspace days. Everybody was taking pictures at the, in front of their sinks or whatever, with the flash on and you could never see their face, and that's what that's 2000.
Speaker 1:That's what people thought they ate with those pictures.
Speaker 3:They said, let me snap a quick pic.
Speaker 2:I can see the flash, but you'd see their fit.
Speaker 1:You don't see shit, bro. That's a good point, but that's after the moon and everything Y'all talking about the cameras from back then. It's a big difference, but somehow we got the picture, because I would would think I don't know, I would think taking the picture up there is different than taking the picture over here no, I agree you know that that's what I think.
Speaker 1:But reflections, you know, all that other stuff. What was another one that they uh hold on? I got you another one that goes kind of um hand in hand with that, um, oh, the inconsistent shadows. So there were varying shadow, shadow lengths and angles, and some photos, uh, are cited as evidence of artificial lighting, or basically those were the images that they were saying that, um, that was a set, that they took the pictures in a set and like the other shadows that were appearing and everything with that was like, obviously, you know it's a set, so there's like something that would be in front of the light. So they were saying that that was, uh, the shadows that we were seeing, stuff like that. So the rebuttal to that is um, the bright sunlight. Hold on my bad one one the moon's uneven terrain. Just think about that. Y'all ain't know that the earth, the earth, the moon, is uneven. Anything about that, bro?
Speaker 3:honestly bro, because I ain't think about it.
Speaker 1:It's anything about honestly, I ain't gonna lie bro for a minute. I used to when I was obviously when I was younger, I used to think that uh it was smooth it was smooth, I thought they should have concrete driveways. That my brother was just moved, bro. But I mean, it's just stuff you don't think about until, like you know, you do your little bit of research and you know, do a little bit of research do a little bit. Just like craters, you know just like, would it be considered mountains?
Speaker 2:I mean just mountains, right mountain range, yeah um, it's stuff like that.
Speaker 1:Uh, hold on, lost my spot. Uh, okay, hold on, lost my spot, okay, doesn't. Even terrain combined with light reflected from the sun, earth and the lunar surface itself create a complex shadow patterns. I don't know. In my mind that makes perfect sense. I don't know.
Speaker 3:I think so too, because if you get, if you have, I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think of a good example.
Speaker 1:I mean, bro, you're getting a shadow, like you know. Obviously you closer to us, well, yeah, closer to the sun. You got that shadow coming in. And then the way light works people, I don't know if y'all know this, but the light, the way light works, that shit gonna bounce off. And now you're getting the light from the, from earth too. So that's like obviously you don't you have like different, different points where and that's what they're talking about like the different there's different shadows on on on the surface and whatnot that makes sense right there that makes sense for me.
Speaker 1:I don't know for some people, but some people don't be clicking though, so so am I just. Am I just gullible?
Speaker 3:let me see if I find one go ahead so right here, people claim that astronauts could not have passed through the van allen radiation belts without dying from radiation exposure, and so what nasa was able to do was they created a space spacecraft that, like passed through the belts quickly enough, limiting exposure to like non-threat or non-lethal levels yeah so they pretty much just like all right, we're gonna have to hit this area as fast as we can to get through without with minimizing like radiation.
Speaker 3:I mean, how hard is that? To like say, like, how can you have something like that?
Speaker 1:like throw the whole thing out like no, they were supposed to do right now I know what you're talking about, but I said because they were covered in that aluminum um they, the holes were covered in that bro. Like bro, people really be thinking like, oh, it's NASA, bro. Like they're doing their research, bro. They're, you know, they're doing everything they can to make sure people get up there safely, bro, and motherfuckers just like throwing faxes out the window, huh.
Speaker 3:Bro. It's because they get so blinded bro, they get so caught up in it, this shit pisses me off, bro.
Speaker 1:The more I think about it. How the fuck are y'all thinking this way?
Speaker 3:Look, if I'm wrong, I'm willing to own up to it.
Speaker 1:Right, they fooled me, right, right. Bring us some proof. Bring us some the studio Right. Show us the studio, you know, because, honestly, yeah, but it's just not In my mind. It's like, it's like so, so easy to just prove all the conspiracy, to just prove it. Yeah, like, and it's crazy for people to believe like otherwise. You know, maybe just me, maybe I'm just like I said, maybe I'm just too gullible, but it just makes perfect sense for me like it might just be because we have a what's that thing called I don't know you're talking about.
Speaker 2:You're talking about I thought you were going to say a brain.
Speaker 3:Sorry, y'all we have wrinkles in our brain.
Speaker 1:No skin routine over here. My shit not smooth y'all my shit. Look like my nuts at man.
Speaker 3:I said nah On a hot summer day.
Speaker 1:On a hot summer day, a hot summer day.
Speaker 3:But what was them other ones that they were saying, the?
Speaker 1:other one. I got you the Kubrick involvement the suggestion that the regular Stanley Kubrick filmed the landings based on a realistic space depiction in 2001, a Space Odyssey. The rebuttal is that Kubrick's film realism stemmed from consultation with astronomical artists and aerospace engineers and the legit evidence for his involvement is a hoax. That makes sense, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3:I have one that they said during the Apollo mission. They placed like laser reflectors on the moon. Oh yeah, I've seen that one too, and they said, the scientists still bounce lasers off there to measure the distance from the earth like bro.
Speaker 1:They were like bro they would take extra precaution with everything that they were like that they were doing. They were planning ahead, bro, like almost like they knew.
Speaker 3:Yeah, some motherfucker gonna say this shit fake almost like they planned it almost bro, almost like they took their time to just almost like there wasn't the whole uh space race going on, with the pressure of soviet union trying to get the space before the us, almost like they didn't want to put major resources to stop another country from getting to where they wanted to get before they almost, though almost almost bro almost I had something here, talking about about what you were saying so the soviet union actually tracked the polo there you go and acknowledged the success.
Speaker 1:So if it were fake, they would have liked to expose them like oh, that's not true and back in the I don't know if y'all remember about that time back in the day them motherfuckers were ready just to get on usa's uh imagine being a like a russian or something like, uh, like somebody of like high power or something you caught on the TV.
Speaker 3:Fuck, crashing out like Drewski with his little drink. Fuck. Oh yeah, man, fuck. What are we going to do? What are we going to do?
Speaker 1:That is crazy. Send the monkey to space.
Speaker 3:Didn't they do this? Was it the Russians that said that? Was it the Russians that said that?
Speaker 1:I think the US did that too. Oh, the US did that. No, because at the time it was what it was the Soviet Union Chimpanzee or something like that yeah they were sending.
Speaker 2:That's how they started, bro.
Speaker 1:That is crazy, bro. Let me look at it real quick. If I'm not mistaken I think I'm about to say Earth the US sent a dog and I think the Russians sent a chimpanzee, if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 3:I could be mistaken, I could just be talking about no, I know they did send one because it was like famous.
Speaker 1:It could be a.
Speaker 3:Rick and Morty episode too. Oh no, it wasn't Russia that sent it.
Speaker 1:Oh, it wasn't Russia.
Speaker 3:They sent other animals like dogs. Oh, they said other animals like dogs. Oh, okay, it says dogs are primarily test subjects, not chimps. Oh, okay, the most famous was Laika, the first living creature to orbit Earth.
Speaker 1:Oh shit Okay.
Speaker 3:It was the US that sent chimps, it was the US.
Speaker 1:Okay, I had it backwards. I had it backwards.
Speaker 3:It says Ham was the first chimpanzee to go to space. Anos was the first and only chimp to orbit earth I don't know and he knows that I was just playing my fault y'all. So you guys really just said you know what we? We made it to space. Fuck a lesson, a monkey, this I love the monkey up there.
Speaker 1:What the fuck Yo?
Speaker 3:What the fuck is all this?
Speaker 1:Bro, that is crazy. Sorry, banging on the ground Right. Nah, they got that. There's this show that they're saying monkey in space, Motherfucker died out there. Oh, no, no, no, he got fucked up, Like something happened to his suit and he broke off the space station. They see him up there fixing the space station. Yeah, it was the Russians. The Russians picked up the chip, bro.
Speaker 2:Yeah they picked him up.
Speaker 1:It's a funny show. I forgot what it's on, but it has Michael Scott. I forgot his name. Yeah, they have him in there, but yeah, that happened in there. That happened in the show, damn that's crazy, but there was other things.
Speaker 3:What was?
Speaker 1:it yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:The people were saying that never happened with the whole space station.
Speaker 1:Oh, the other. Okay, I got some evidence of pointed moon landings.
Speaker 3:They actually do have like a space mission going on, like not now, but they're going to have like a space mission going on, like not now, but they're gonna have like a oh for real expedition to the moon again. Oh for real. Oh shit. I think it's called artemis. When are we going to the moon again? It says nasa is planning to send humans back to the moon as part of the artemis program, where the first crewed mission, artemis 2, currently scheduled for september 2025 this mission will send a crew of four astronauts around the moon testing the systems needed for future landing.
Speaker 3:The artemis 3 mission, which aims to land astronauts near the lunar south pole, is currently scheduled for september 2026 damn, that's crazy.
Speaker 1:What a time to be alive.
Speaker 3:Right. It says NASA's Artemis program aims to establish a sustainable human presence on the moon and use it as a stepping stone for future missions to Mars.
Speaker 1:That's it. Hopefully we'll find transformers and shit.
Speaker 3:Hopefully the aliens finally lands like jibber-jibber-jibber-jibber.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 3:Blip it, blip it why?
Speaker 1:you crashing out. I mean, why you? Why you?
Speaker 3:landing on my moon for imagine some alien ym's.
Speaker 1:Bro, you should be crazy. Hit you with the ray gun, hit you with the go by just blasting.
Speaker 3:Alien nba uh, nba, young boy I have a couple fun facts about the go ahead bro, go ahead bro so the computer was weaker than a modern calculator like the apollo guidance computer. Oh shit, according to some people they say it was like six kilobytes or some people say like 64 kilobytes of memory, and pretty much they said it was like less powerful than a basic calculator or a modern toaster with a chip and they still put up in the moon, they still did it.
Speaker 1:They still put up in the moon, they still did it. Yo, that's up in the moon, they still did it. Yo, that's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking. Y'all saying this accomplishment, nothing.
Speaker 3:That's what y'all saying about these conspiracies bro one thing about the humans we're gonna make it happen. We're gonna make it happen, bro.
Speaker 1:So just to spite another country this is usa baby, especially if another country trying to do it before all right.
Speaker 3:So neil armstrong almost ran out of fuel. So when armstrong took manual control of the lunar module to avoid boaters, he landed with about 20 seconds of fuel left, or 10 about roughly 20 seconds, 15 seconds or something like that. So mission control was preparing for an abort. If he hadn't touched down in time, he had to take control. Bro, bro, that's crazy.
Speaker 1:And I feel that, bro, when I be riding that big van, bro, and them motherfuckers be out of gas bro. I just let off the gas and let it coast. Bro, just coast that bitch. Bro, shit, I'm gonna fucking say it Everybody step away. Everybody lean toward the front Sit in the front.
Speaker 3:Yo what it? Ooh, bro, all right. It says they left a lot of stuff on the moon. To lighten the load, astronauts left behind camera equipment, tools, the america flag and even a bag of human waste I was.
Speaker 1:That was another point that they left stuff in the in the moon.
Speaker 3:Yeah, all right, so armstrong? Oh no, I already told you. I told you that one, um buzz aldrin, took communion on the moon. Aldrin, a Presbyterian elder, privately took communion right after landing. Nasa kept it quiet because of a lawsuit over previous religious activities in space.
Speaker 2:Hmm.
Speaker 3:Who made it to space? Wait, I was about to say God did, god did.
Speaker 1:Hit it with that.
Speaker 3:Who do you think we made it to space? Damn bud. That's crazy, all right, so moon dust smells weird. So the astronaut said moon dust smelled like burnt gunpowder when it got into the lunar module. That's pretty crazy, right that?
Speaker 3:is yeah, I mean, it makes sense, it's getting blasted by, uh, by the sun it says uh, they accidentally broke the circuit breaker switch that armed the engine to lift off. Aldrin jammed a felt tip pin in the hole to flip the breaker so they could take off again that's some nasty shit right there, so a pin saved the mission pretty much that's some nasty shit right there.
Speaker 1:Right, that should go hard, that's some rockstar level. Shit right there uh says.
Speaker 3:When armstrong and aldrin were on the surface, Collins orbited alone in the command module for over 21 hours, completely cut off from radio contact. Every time he passed behind the moon, he called himself the loneliest human in history.
Speaker 1:Damn.
Speaker 3:Right, so he was alone by himself.
Speaker 1:That is crazy, oh his space.
Speaker 3:By himself. That is crazy, oh, his space by himself.
Speaker 1:That was me. I had a bus running in space real quick, but that was me. I would propel myself that way, bro.
Speaker 3:Why does it smell like gunpowder here, huh?
Speaker 2:Huh.
Speaker 1:Falling asleep. You're going to be knocked out. Oh no, he's dead. With the space suit on it's vitals, it's vitals.
Speaker 3:It's just the lower part of your space suit. It's like supposed to be a one piece, but yours is two piece what the fuck is that hanging there? All right, it says. A tiny silicone disc with messages was left on the moon. It contained goodwill statements from leaders of 73 countries, including this message from the planet earth july 1969 we came in peace for all mankind oh, that's hard, that's hard dr seuss, there's you.
Speaker 3:right, that's hard, but it's hard, all right. So insurance covers signed envelopes, all right. The astronauts couldn't buy life insurance that would cover them if they died on the mission, so they signed hundreds of insurance covers, envelopes postmarked on launch day, that their families could sell if they didn't come home.
Speaker 1:Oh shit.
Speaker 3:I really didn't understand that.
Speaker 1:But basically just insurance. Right, there was this motherfucker really just had. Motherfuckers. Do not waste minutes to sell insurance, bro. One thing about insurance what is it called Agent? They'll sell you the shit out of some insurance bro Right, for real, bro.
Speaker 3:I had one tell me you need volcano insurance. I looked at him. I said you know what he might be on to something.
Speaker 1:Oh, you know what he might be on to something. Oh, it's a fallout 4-7,. Bro, he knows something, I don't. He knows something I don't. All right, motherfucker, knock on my door, bro, talk about you need some volcano insurance.
Speaker 3:You might be on to something.
Speaker 1:Yo, I just might cop it, bro. There's no volcanoes around here, but well, might as well be insured, because you never know, you never know, you never know, bro, you never know what's going to happen, so I got volcano insurance? Oh, that is crazy. Nah, I'm just joking. I don't got volcano insurance. No, no, oh, you don't, I do.
Speaker 3:Just in case, he came to your house too. He came to my house too, bro.
Speaker 1:Just in case. Bro, who didn't tell me I wouldn't? Just in case.
Speaker 3:Cause, whenever y'all All melting and everything.
Speaker 1:I'ma be chilling. The lava can't hit the house. Oh, he got some insurance. Guys, keep pushing, not this house. He has volcano insurance Fuck.
Speaker 3:It's like we cover. We cover lava Like only the lava Destroying your home. But if your house Catching on fire, we don't cover it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's some Insurance shit right there. That is, that is some insurance shit right there, right here in the statement.
Speaker 3:I mean in the policy. It says if your house is on fire, it's not because of law, the fine print, bro.
Speaker 1:That is some insurance shit. Yeah, he's dealt with that before y'all. That is the most insurance shit ever right there.
Speaker 3:That's pretty much it. That's all I have for the moon landing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's basically what happened, yeah.
Speaker 3:Y'all let us know what y'all think about the moon landing.
Speaker 1:Did we make it? Did we not make it? What y'all think? Anybody says we didn't make it, y'all getting blocked. Yo I'm just playing.
Speaker 3:No, let us know what y'all, let us know your theories, or let us know why you think we didn't make it.
Speaker 1:It's interesting, at least in their brain works like it's it's.
Speaker 3:you know it's different right just to hear what they especially if they actually do have like information, like actual, like facts, to back their argument up because I mean, they're just sitting there like no, then let's like all right, you're right, bro, we can't make it give us some facts.
Speaker 1:You know, have let your brain flow. Wow, wow, show your work, motherfucking, show your fucking work. Show your work, cite your sources right, because, look, you may be onto something, you might know something. I don't for real I was there.
Speaker 3:I was on the outside trying to bang on the glass to get in. I was the chimpanzee. I was the chimpanzee Chimpanzee smoking pipe now All right, so we're going to go ahead and lead to the next subject. You already know what time it is. It's time for that.
Speaker 2:Fear. Is it all in your mind or could it be real? Welcome to Fear, fact or Fiction.
Speaker 3:Yes, yes, yes, you know what time it is it's spooky time. Oh, it's spooky time. Oh, it's spooky time, bruh. It's only three more months till Halloween. Three more months and it's Halloween.
Speaker 1:We're going to give them a special. We're going to give them that dress up special.
Speaker 3:We're going to do. We're going to dress up for Halloween, we're going to do something crazy. I have the whole thing planned out. Oh real, no, I was like, oh shit, y'all see, I didn't pick my game up.
Speaker 1:I want, I want to do so much, but we're gonna do the whole month of october spooky, spooky, okay, okay straight spooky I'm talking about.
Speaker 3:If I gotta get special guests on every episode, so be it okay, okay, they gotta dress up tight shit.
Speaker 1:Okay, they gotta dress up tight shit, okay. Okay, I'm down with that.
Speaker 3:That's, that sounds like a good idea and if they, if nobody brings a costume, I'm buying buying.
Speaker 2:We fucking them, uh-huh Huh.
Speaker 3:I might not bring a costume Me, neither. I might just buy everybody like maid outfits. They want to bring nothing.
Speaker 1:Oh, so we all fucking them.
Speaker 3:What was I saying? Yeah, we'll figure it out. Though We'll figure it out.
Speaker 1:I have a plan, though. I like that. I like that Did we do last month? We do the whole month. Uh, scary too. Or just like a couple two weeks which one september no, like uh, the last halloween episode did we do it? Yeah, we did like something because we did the uh I know we had the scary, I know that, but I don't think we did the whole month. Uh, scary stuff, yeah, but we did, oh shit, okay, we did the MTG.
Speaker 3:We had the, they had the Release the like Scary.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that's right. Oh yeah, that's right, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 3:Then we released the episode With three of y'all Trying to escape the serial killers. That was another episode.
Speaker 1:That's right, that's right personal stories and then the other one. I can't remember what it was but all the the candy, the the halloween candy or I might just do like uh, I don't know I figured out, we'll talk about we'll keep y'all posted.
Speaker 3:We'll keep y'all posted, but y'all know what time it is. It's that fear, fact or fiction. Fear is it fact or is it fiction?
Speaker 2:that's what.
Speaker 3:That's what it's supposed to be but sometimes I just say it too quick where it's like fear, fact or fiction yeah the thing is fear, is it?
Speaker 1:fact or is it fiction or is it fiction? Okay, that's what it's supposed to be, because I just be saying the other way. I ain't gonna lie. Yeah, that's that's how I'll be saying that way, okay, so here it is. I know y'all been asking for this the sheep's quatch. What is it? You may ask.
Speaker 3:What is it?
Speaker 1:I don't know what it is. I imagine.
Speaker 2:I don't know my phone, just my phone. I'm just looking at it.
Speaker 1:I was about to say it says right here it's a Squatch, but it's sheep. I told you, bro, someday I'll memorize my notes, bro, until that day, all right, so this is.
Speaker 1:God damn it, the Sheep Squatch, also known as the White Thing. It's a woolly-haired cryptid reported across numerous counties in West Virginia, predominantly within the southwestern region of the state. The counties with the most sightings are Boone, kanawha, putnam and Mason, with the surge in sightings taking place in Boone County during the mid 1990s. It is described as being a quadruped about the size of a bear, with entirely white wool-like fur. It has a long and pointed head similar to a dog, but with long, several-like teeth and a single pin set of horns not dissimilar to those found on a young goat. Its forelimbs and paw-like hands similar to those of a raccoon but larger, while its tail is long and hairless like that of an opossum.
Speaker 1:It is reputed to smell like sulfur, which has been attributed through folklore to the beast being born within the TNT area in Mason County, like one of the Mothman theories, to the beast being born within the TNT area we covered this before class In Mason County, like one of the Mothman theories In 1994, a former. Oh, sorry, sorry, I'm already starting with the Stories With the counts. Yeah, my bad.
Speaker 3:No, you're good. Is that all the details you got? Yeah, that's all the details.
Speaker 1:Do you have any more details on?
Speaker 3:no, you pretty much said all the stuff that I had okay, okay, uh, I'm gonna go ahead with the uh with the accounts and everything.
Speaker 1:Let me see it oh wait go ahead, but go ahead, what you got about tell me too.
Speaker 3:Um, it's just like real quick of like what people, what the general reports are that people witness before you get into the whole, into the actual act.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, my fault all right.
Speaker 3:So a very common thing in the themes of like the stories that people have or like the accounts they have with the seep squatch, as they said, it often wanders near water sources like rivers, and oh, okay, okay they said it is shy but fleeing from humans, like it flees from humans when it's spotted.
Speaker 3:Witnesses sometimes report growling or hissing. A few claim it can stand briefly on two legs before dropping back down. Uh, the creature's foul smell is frankly noted. One account describes it walking out of the wood, splashing through a creek and then vanishing into the brush okay okay, so it's a creature.
Speaker 1:That's what they said.
Speaker 3:That's what they said but I saw that people also said that like, uh like, trying to like disprove it. They said that it could probably be like, uh like a bear with mange or like an escaped livestock or something like that okay like that explains, but then that wouldn't explain the tale.
Speaker 1:The tale of all the horns, because they do say it has horns. That and the smell, I don't think a bear.
Speaker 3:I don't think so, but it was just like something that people were saying yeah to disprove it. But go ahead talk about that, okay, okay.
Speaker 1:so in 1994, a former navy seaman say he had witnessed the beast breaking through the um, uh, breaking through the forest, though the white thing breached the brush line and nailed to. J I'm like, what is this Erotic novel? It's erotica right here, bro. The white thing breached the brush line and nailed to drink the creek here. It drank for a few minutes before crossing the creek. It could hold on.
Speaker 3:My fault, bro. I didn't mean to throw off the mojo. My fault, my fault.
Speaker 1:My brain just starts going to like a third grader. All right.
Speaker 3:You can start over.
Speaker 1:All right here. It drank for a few minutes before crossing the creek and continuing on towards the nearby road. The witness stated that he observed the animal for a while before it moved on into the surrounding brush. Within the same year, two children observed the creature while playing in the yard within boone county. What they reported having observed looked like a large white bear, yet in in this case stood up on its hind legs, making it over six feet tall, presumably. Uh. It did so in a manner similar to bears trying to observe, as opposed to walking bipedally. Uh, startled by the children, the beast went off, uh, through a forest, breaking medium-sized limbs off trees in its path. Uh.
Speaker 1:The creature was next spotted a year later, this time involving a car. A couple driving through boone county observed a large white beast sitting in the ditch alongside the roadway. As many curious passerbys might do in such a situation, they stopped their car to get a better look at it. Insane, they came to describe the creature again as mostly similar to earlier depictions. Yet they added that the creature had four eyes, in stark contrast to the last sighting, where the sheep squads fled the scene. The creature leaped out of the ditch and started to attack the car Fighting by the attack. The couple drove off quickly and once they arrived back at their home they noticed large scratches on the side of the car where the beast had attacked it. Do you want me to keep going, or?
Speaker 3:do you want to?
Speaker 1:keep going, okay. Um, do you want me to keep going or keep going? Okay, uh, another incident in 1999 involved a couple of campers who were in the forest at night, again in boone county, around the bonfire. They eventually heard a an animal snorting and scuffling around the camp in a manner similar to an aggravated bear, though it did not come into the light of the campfire immediately. All of a sudden, the sheep squawks only charged out of the darkness at the campers. Reacting quickly, they jumped up and ran back into their house, all the while being pursued by sheep squawks. The white thing stopped at the edge of the forest when they crossed it and they let out a terrible scream. It then turned around and headed back into the woods. The next, the campers returned to their campsite and the trail home, finding it to be torn up. They referred to it as like someone had tilled it up for gardening. Ok, I got the most recent. I think the most recent one. This was in 2015 in Folk's Run, virginia.
Speaker 1:The beast was spotted once again in the forest of Appalachia, appalachia, appalachia, appalachia. The creature was spotted close to midnight by six campers spending the night in the dense woods. The beast was reportedly eight to nine feet tall, with the shoulder length of four to feet four to five feet, sorry. One of the campers first saw the beast at the top of a nearby hill in a crouching position. Then it stood up and he alerted the other campers. Then it started running down the steep hill towards the campers, but they were separated by the river that was flowing through. They looked in horror as they searched for a way to cross and, with no other option, began to wade through the river. They finally came out of the water and the campers reported that it appeared like a bipedal dog in the chest when it's fur wet from the river crossing. It was like clumped up.
Speaker 3:You pretty much read all the stories I had.
Speaker 1:Oh, I did. Oh shit, my bad bro here. Cosmic Cone, my bad bro. Then the loud gut-based screech was heard about two miles off from where they were. Then the sheep squash looked up in shock, just high enough, so the moonlight was in its face and the campers looked on in fear as it let out a pathetic whimper. Then it ran in the opposite direction of the noise. The campers quickly packed and left the reporter to the locals, friend that it but fearing that if the authorities were informed they would be ridiculed. That right there. That for me is a big um, what is it? What is it called? Uh, but like that makes me believe them more the fact that they don't want to report it, because there's nobody gonna believe yeah, it makes sense.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and I mean that's mainly the case with a lot of people that see stuff like that.
Speaker 1:They don't want to to tell anybody because they they fear of being made fun of and all that stuff like being uh condemned or like outcasted, I guess uh-huh, yeah, yeah, exiled exactly just to be put as the loony person yeah, that's that, that for me, that's, that's a big one, because that's uh like, like for me, like, let's say for me, if I would see that I'm telling everybody, I'm telling everybody, I'm getting on facebook, I'm getting on, bro, you're gonna see me on the couch, butt naked.
Speaker 3:y'all won't believe what I saw Stands up. What the fuck is that?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm telling you Not that but I got this crazy story. Yeah, I'll tell everybody, like I don't give a fuck, call me crazy, call me, but that's me, that's because I've dealt, like in a sense, with something like that on, like I want to sound irregular, but like they haven't you know, they don't have the experience to just see something like that I can see them saying, nah, they're gonna make fun of me for for, for saying this. So that for me, is a big it's.
Speaker 3:It's big points to to believe in it that they actually saw it yeah, I could see that, I could see some people like just because, even then, when you have the stuff in front of you like, even when people people have like poltergeist, activity like this is completely different.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Like, for example, like you can have stuff getting slung out of your cup, like your cabinets you can have your TV like just cutting on, cutting off or fall down or or something, and people still won't believe it because they're like, no, it's not real.
Speaker 1:That's a good point that you put, especially with the port poltergeist, because there is a. We'll cover it. But there is a that's a poltergeist case where it was happening at the people's house. They didn't want to tell nobody, but shit, the activity was getting out of hand, right. So they ended up telling, telling somebody oh oh, if I'm not mistaken. Uh, the kids were getting hurt and stuff like that. So the school had to get involved because they were seeing the kids getting hurt.
Speaker 1:So when they pulled up to the house. You know she started breaking down because they had been going through it for a while. So they started telling the school like this is going on. They did not believe the woman. They took the kids away from the woman, thinking that the woman was hurting the kids. They had to have investigators come into the house and they were literally seeing stuff happening in front of them and they were trying thousands of ways to just prove that what they were seeing damn they were saying the house was settling brought literally stuff getting thrown.
Speaker 1:They were saying that where she puts the stuff it was too hot.
Speaker 3:So, bro, you haven't like you said, but you have all the details in front of you and people still would not believe you yeah, because I'm sure, like even then you have somebody like not believing it in that group, like, like I said, the people saying that it was a bear or something.
Speaker 1:Exactly.
Speaker 3:Somebody in the group is still going to be like oh, it wasn't even anything. It was probably just a bear or something.
Speaker 1:Bro, we almost died For real, like I see that that's a good. What's it called like a a good reason not to tell nobody, at least for me, at least for me because you don't think like anybody's gonna believe you yeah, y'all ain't even gotta believe me the men in black will believe me.
Speaker 3:They'll tell me to be quiet and not say that it's never, that it ever happened or we gonna put you in the cell or we're gonna have people throw glass in front of your door.
Speaker 1:Nah, I see a man in black reaching to his pocket. I ain't know. I'm about to get that light treatment.
Speaker 3:I'm about to get neuralized. He's going to hit me with that. I'm going to have my eyes closed.
Speaker 1:If you close one eye, you only forget half the stuff. What?
Speaker 3:was it.
Speaker 2:Who were they?
Speaker 3:I can't remember who it was how did I forget my? I mean, how do I forget something, but my brain remembers that I forgot.
Speaker 1:Bro, for real bro, shit. It should be crazy how, just that, you have something in front of you you know, something that you know is not natural, something that's scaring the shit out of you.
Speaker 3:But the fear of nobody else believing you overpowers you. It'd be different if, if, like they had like, because I get it like some people like yeah, they might be under the influence of something right, right, okay, yeah but if somebody has like I don't know, it's just the look in their face, like that's what they're saying about the mothman.
Speaker 1:Uh, when the kids pulled up the the car and chased, the authors didn't believe them, but it was literally just the the, the way their faces looked when they were telling the story that I was like okay, well, yeah, we'll look into that, that ass.
Speaker 3:But same same shit, bro, same shit I feel like with that, like just like from the body language, or if there was like hair or something on the core or like a gash on the side or something like that, then that's more that. That just adds more to the legitimacy yeah, yeah like me in my opinion like if somebody would say I ran into bigfoot.
Speaker 3:All right, let me hear this right then I would hear and then like just go from there pretty much. But if they had like something like that, it would help me to believe them a little bit more, right?
Speaker 1:yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, Same same. Me personally, yeah, yeah, same. Nah, I'm with you on that, I'm with you on that.
Speaker 3:It's like you don't believe me. Go outside right now. Bigfoot literally just freaking sprawled on the front.
Speaker 1:Because he got freaking hit at 80 miles per hour by a Nissan Altima, by a Nissan it's always a Nissan Altima with with uh ball tires, engine light on uh check uh no oil in the in the engine but it's got some badass rims, but it got some. It got some spinners on that bitch.
Speaker 3:Oh my god spinners that's pretty much it, right? Yeah, it was really too much about it really wasn't it.
Speaker 1:Um, yeah, it really wasn't bro. Yeah, my fault, I didn't mean to take your stories. But yeah, like you said, there really wasn't too too much, it was just a count. I wouldn't consider it dangerous at all.
Speaker 3:So what would you rate it?
Speaker 1:I would rate it like a.
Speaker 3:I mean in terms of what it looks like, what it could be yeah in terms of what it looks like, yeah, I'd give it a seven, but the fact that it doesn't attack well, no people did say it did attack them or scratched their car or stuff like that.
Speaker 1:Well, it was just that one was just because people got down and actually went up to the, because the other the other stories were there were came up to him and then saw them. Like one of them, the kid screamed, scared it, and it ran back into the woods and whatnot See? And that can't even be a bear, bro, because a bear would have.
Speaker 1:Depending on what bear it was You're right, a brown bear would have gotten a black bear. Yeah, you're right, bro. You're right. Damn Boy it's saying it's white, so you want to go a bear it. Oh, you're right, damn Boy, it's saying it's white.
Speaker 3:So you want to go a bear, it'd be a polar bear. Who said a polar bear in West Virginia? It could be.
Speaker 1:It could be, who knows?
Speaker 3:You never know, you never know, you never know.
Speaker 1:But even that, white bears are some of the deadliest bears out there, so kids would have still the chance.
Speaker 3:Just going off. Just going off, you know, Just going off scientific facts With that gorilla. Oh yeah, he's done.
Speaker 1:Oh, that gorilla done, get me 200 packs.
Speaker 3:He's going to be asking for reinforcement. Stop this man.
Speaker 1:That's him, officer. Officer can get it too, fuck.
Speaker 3:That's the man that throws glass on the road.
Speaker 1:It's Bayme, it's a glass bandit.
Speaker 3:I've been in front of you the whole time. You could have got that promotion, but you let it slip away.
Speaker 1:Where the fuck was that phone?
Speaker 3:Where the fuck did we take it? Oh my god, it was from an episode. I can't remember what was it?
Speaker 1:Was it the one when they knocked on my door For the phone?
Speaker 3:I think, oh yeah, yeah, was it that one? Was it that one? No, they got the sirens out there, damn bro, they hacked our shit bro.
Speaker 1:They found out bro.
Speaker 3:They heard us. For me personally, then I mean just the way, like I said, they described it would be a seven, but, like you said, it runs away from people so seven, but like you said, it runs away from people. So it's kind of like docile, fuck it five, you got five on it, fuck it bro. I mean because it could either go.
Speaker 1:It could go either way if it attacked a seven okay, let's just put this into or my trip none I'm gonna throw this just out there, just because all the stories we know is the stories that they ran away. We don't know the stories of somebody actually got attacked. You know what I'm saying. So, like, if actually somebody got attacked, you know that's, but we don't got those reports. You know, somebody probably could have been out there, and I'm just speculating. I'm just speculating Somebody could be in the woods. Sheep Squatch encountered a Sheep Squatch Dead, you know. But Watch Dead, you know. But we don't know that. We won't know if it's like the deadliest, you know. So what are you giving.
Speaker 1:I'm just going to base all the information I have. I give it like a three.
Speaker 3:You can't even argue with that, bro. You know it doesn't really have much accounts of it attacking. Attacking, yeah, I mean it does in some stories, yeah that one that we're talking about.
Speaker 1:But yeah, that one that we're talking about. But, like I said, but they seen it on the side of the road. Let's say it's a bear. You see a bear on the side of the road. Why the fuck would you get out your car to go? You know?
Speaker 3:But other than that it's not doing anything. Other than that it's not doing anything, yeah.
Speaker 1:But I feel, maybe, maybe, let's just say it's an animal, animal action is going to attack whatever's coming towards that. But yeah, compared to everything else and compared to the facts that we don't actually have, like facts of shit actually getting fucked up, I'm just going to call it a three. It's huge, it's ugly, it could be dangerous, but the stories are just saying like, uh, everyone, it'll run away before it attacks. So that's why I give it like a, like a three no, I can.
Speaker 3:I can, I can respect that.
Speaker 1:Let's give it a like you said, like, yeah, like visually the way it looks, yeah, that's like saving. That, yeah, sounds awful. But what it's doing, it's it's running away.
Speaker 3:That's serious yeah, no, I agree y'all. Let us know what y'all think let us know if y'all have any stories about the seep squash or any rumors or anything you heard growing up, especially anybody listening from virginia or west virginia, um, or, in boone, wherever it was, that boom yeah, boom y'all let us know if y'all have any more details or stories or or anything like that, or what would y'all rate it? What would y'all rate the sheep squat?
Speaker 1:oh, what do y'all know? What do y'all know that I don't know? Maybe you are the sheep squash we're coming for you and we're looking for you now, this said it has a screen, though this has a big screen all right, so that's gonna lead off to the last subject.
Speaker 3:Then we're gonna go ahead and close it out at the boom. Perfect, you already know what time it is. It's time to cut the lights off.
Speaker 1:Go ahead bro.
Speaker 3:Cut the candles on.
Speaker 1:Get the world out Make intense eye contact. Yeah, then he came out, lock him now. Oh sorry, sorry sorry.
Speaker 3:Story time.
Speaker 2:Story time.
Speaker 1:Whoa, whoa, put your pants back on. Whoa, put your socks back on.
Speaker 3:Why are my socks on my hands?
Speaker 1:I'm God, what the fuck. Start making your socks talk like puppets Next time. I'll try that Next time during the act. I'm going to just take my socks off and start. You want some of that? I don't want no of that. You want some of that you about to get some of that, all right All right, guys, I'm sorry, yeah, you're about to get some dude?
Speaker 3:alright, guys, I'm sorry. Yeah, jaheer, done lost it. I'm a child at heart, guys. Alright, bro, so go ahead tell the people what this subject is they love it, they love this, they love this.
Speaker 1:We're just gonna tell scary stories, scary videos or whatever we've seen. We're just gonna just cross it out with that, really just.
Speaker 3:I had scary videos in mind but I was like that's too much work, I'm just gonna, because I usually watch scary videos, but it's like I haven't had the time to do it, but I just did scary stories and stuff that's gonna be easier.
Speaker 1:Yeah, um, I'm uh, I'm gonna tell you a story. Not well, I'm gonna describe a video. Does that make sense? Yeah and then I'll send. Well, I think I already sent to you, but I said I'll send to you again, just if you want to upload it.
Speaker 3:On everything.
Speaker 1:So let me start.
Speaker 3:Go ahead, you go ahead.
Speaker 1:So I'm going to start off with the video. So this is dude, that.
Speaker 3:You have the video? Yeah, I have the video. Put it on TV and then we can watch it real quick, and then I'll just cut it out Perfect, and we can live commentate on it. While you do that, I'll talk, I'll just, uh, cut it out, perfect, perfect, perfect, and we can live, live commentate on it. While you do that, I'll talk about the first go ahead, bro.
Speaker 1:That way you can get all that stuff.
Speaker 3:Yaya was gonna put it on the big screen. Since now we have the big screen, uh, let's see. Alright, this one's called um the witch of catemaco, I think that's how you say it. So in the steamy lowlands of veracruz there is a town that's been called the capital of witches, catemaco, I think that's how you say. It has always been a place where superstition clings to every doorway. The locals speak of brujas, witches who can heal or curse with equal, equal skill. Sorry, but some stories stand out among all the others. In the summer of 1983, a young couple, santiago and alma, moved to catemaco from puebla. They rented a small whitewashed house on the outskirts of town, near the edge of the jungle. Alma was pregnant with their first child and they were eager to start their new life. But almost immediately, strange things begin to happen which is like a common thing.
Speaker 3:That, yeah, I was about to say usually like you could have, like nothing happening, but usually like, if you have a child or like your significant other is bearing a child, it's which is, which is common for you to start encountering things like having it attracts.
Speaker 1:It attracts the paranormal. Honestly, honestly, yeah, especially in mexico, I don't know why, bro right.
Speaker 3:I guess it's, because I don't know, this is like a whole conspiracy behind that itself, or like belief, I guess all right.
Speaker 1:So the first week you already found a video yeah, I found the video you're gonna put on the big. Oh, you can go ahead. Finish the story. I'll put on the next one all right.
Speaker 3:So the first week santiago woke up to find their back door standing wide open, though he had bolted it before bed. Then came the noises scraping along the walls and what sounded like bare feet shuffling through the kitchen at night. Oh, I don't want to try to brush it away as animals, but one morning she found a small patch of animal bones and herbs hanging from their front gate, bounded with twine oh, hell no.
Speaker 3:Oh no. At the foot of their bed stood a woman, her hair long, hanging wet across her face, her hands twisted and clawed, like she whispered something in the language Alma didn't understand. When Alma tried to scream, she found she couldn't move For days after Alma became sick, her skin turned gray and she could not keep food down. Local doctors said there was no explanation. Finally, in desperation, santiago went to a curandandero, a healer in town known as a known to break curses.
Speaker 3:The old man performed a limpia a sin, a cleansing ritual. He clanned, he passed an egg over alma's body and chanting, chanting prayers, and when he cracked it into the bowl the yolk was black as tar. She has cursed your house, the healer. If you stay, your wife and child will die. They packed their belongings that night as they were leaving. Santiago glanced back and saw the woman again Standing among the trees, her mouth stretched and a smile too wide for a human face. They never returned to Catemaco. Alma recovered slowly, but she carried a deep fear in her heart for the rest of her life and the little white house remained empty.
Speaker 1:Its windows boarded up until it finally collapsed under the weight of the vines and time, uh, let me, let me, let me, let me just enter. Uh, yeah, let me, uh, let me say something if y'all, if y'all ever find like something like that, like a little pouch with bones, essentially that's, that's uh seasoning they must want me to eat this what a nice name, yeah yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 3:It's too easy, this is too easy the, the um, like the little me instantly shitting out the curtain. What the hell.
Speaker 1:The witch, when the, when the spirits tell it he ate it. He what he did. What there Bro.
Speaker 3:He ate it. He's outside, he's eating. What's more? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm some animation use their scratching, but hey, this was good.
Speaker 1:You have any more. Just looking at you in disbelief. He's a chosen one. But yeah, if there's any seasoning packets in your house or like, if y'all found stuff like that, that's that's what we call trabajos. What would that be translated? If y'all find stuff like that, that's what we call trabajos. What would that? Be translated Like a totem Right.
Speaker 3:It'd be like a oh my gosh.
Speaker 1:There's a word for it.
Speaker 3:Kind of like effigy.
Speaker 1:In layman's terms, it's a tactical insertion, in lamest terms. Okay, so basically it allows it. It's marking this territory of, like you know, this is what I want. So you know, when he burned it, big mistake, big mistake. Whenever you find stuff like that, don't touch it, don't touch it with your hands, don't um, don't fucking pick it up, especially don't fucking burn it. The moment you burn it, you're essentially letting it come like, come inside you. You're essentially letting it uh I'm not sure if you let it, letting it uh, approach the house even more or anything, but I know if you burn it, you just whatever possibility you have of of figuring out what it could be, yeah figuring, yeah, something like that.
Speaker 1:It you basically, just you, basically, essentially, you just fucking yourself over Use, use, intensify that. That that work. I, I'm losing the word for what it is. Yeah, don't burn it. If you see what you think is witchcraft or anything like that, don't burn the statue, whatever it has. I can't think of the word.
Speaker 3:Take a picture of it, put it on Reddit. We'll all figure it out together as a collective.
Speaker 1:Send it to the Cosmic Co email. We'll get back to you To 10. We'll do a PSA. We'll get back to.
Speaker 2:Guys what is this?
Speaker 3:guys, depending on your expedited stuff, you just tell us. You just tell us how fast you want to respond. So if you do like next day, I'll just type in.
Speaker 1:Wild and if I get it, I'm just going to type in Thai shit.
Speaker 3:And then we'll post it on Instagram. Alright, go ahead. My fault, my fault.
Speaker 1:But just don't touch that type of stuff. It's never good. Bags with bones and stuff like that is clearly witchcraft stuff. Just don't touch it. Just the best thing to do, I believe don't quote me on this try to take it out of your house without touching it. Get a stick, hit that shit out the house, some shit like that. Throw away the stick like that's the best thing you can do. Don't even touch it. Apart from that, don't touch it. Don't don't do nothing like just try to get out of your house because the way it's set up it's like your house is like your sanctuary, it's like like your safe zone. This is in gaming terms. Your house is the hard point. They put that little bag right there of witchcraft. They're contesting the hard point.
Speaker 3:Dang.
Speaker 1:You don't want the hard point contestant. You got to get them out of there you got a spawn cat you got a spawn cat. Yeah, jesus, fuck what up.
Speaker 2:What an explanation.
Speaker 1:It's a new jam, but it's a new jam, top of the explanation. You feel me it's the easiest To learn this. But yeah, that's yeah. Don't Highly recommend, don't touch that type of stuff.
Speaker 3:I ain't know that. Oh, about that. Oh the witch.
Speaker 1:Yeah, don't touch it. Don't even touch it With your bare hands. I had a. I had a one of my aunts. They had done something like that to her and she touched it. She went to it into an athletic shock and they needed a whole like witch, like another witch, to come in there and like clean her and everything. It was insane. Yeah, it was insane. That was pretty crazy. Off a feather, bro, just one feather, damn. Oh wait, I think you did.
Speaker 3:I think I told you I think about that, but uh, yeah, don't yeah don't, it was insane.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was insane.
Speaker 3:Damn that's pretty crazy Off a feather, bro. Just one feather, Damn. Oh wait, I think you did tell me about that. I think I told you. Yeah, you did tell me about that.
Speaker 1:But yeah, don't be touching that topic. You usually can feel like the aura coming off of it. You can feel like, nah, this isn't good, just throw it away, shoot it broom, slip it away, throw the broom across the fence you good now. You good, you straight. What happened? Oh he?
Speaker 3:peed Snowball. What the fuck dude? Oh my goodness. No, he peed right there.
Speaker 1:You know what that means. Boy 18 lashes to the bananas.
Speaker 2:I got to clean that up.
Speaker 1:I'll leave it for right now.
Speaker 3:That man really said ah, let me stretch my legs, Let me go ahead and he's marking his territory, bro.
Speaker 1:It's not even full P, but he's just marking his territory. Get your boxing arms, man. But yeah, bro, Damn bro.
Speaker 3:That shit's crazy right there, bro you got the video yeah my fault?
Speaker 1:Yeah, my fault. Oh, it changed.
Speaker 3:We're about to watch this scary video. Yaya's about to put it On the big screen, and then we're gonna Tell y'all what we see and what's happening. We're gonna describe it Play by play.
Speaker 1:It's not working. Hold on, give me a second.
Speaker 3:It never existed it never existed.
Speaker 1:There it is. I don't know why I was taking a second to hook up to it.
Speaker 3:We're going to watch it right here, but if y'all go to the YouTube channel whenever I decide to upload it, I'll have the video posted up on there.
Speaker 1:Or if I make the TikTok clip Let me send it to you before I forget to. I'll send it to you Instagram. Yo, what the fuck? There it is. Come on now. Stop playing with me there. It is Okay, hold on. I feel like I was working late on some drywall when this was captured.
Speaker 3:I came across something that was really cool and I feel like it sets this house apart. The reason why I'm just now founding this crawl space is because of this draw wall. The owner she had this throw wall covering the crawl space. That's not the cool thing about it. Now I want y'all to check this out.
Speaker 2:So while I was here, I found this, and I also found this extra space right here. We'll have a vent right there.
Speaker 3:I think I just heard some footsteps. I'm over here waiting for like a jump scare, not any jumpscares. This can't be a squatter. You know I was worried, Okay hold on.
Speaker 1:I'm tripping, hold on. Maybe it's because I got this on.
Speaker 3:What.
Speaker 1:You can hear footsteps. You can hear them like running. Can you hear it?
Speaker 3:It said that there were footsteps. Wait hold on, hold on, I'm going to fast forward a little bit.
Speaker 1:You can hear them hold on.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you can hear them hold on, so you can hear him home. Yeah, you can hear him home so.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'll trip on that.
Speaker 3:Okay, okay, I'm going to pause it. Okay, impossible, okay, so, um so, pretty much, the video was uh, this person that was doing like renovation, they were doing like the draw wall and everything, and the draw wall was covering up this. Uh, we're not covering it up, it was blocking this cross space but that's a weird cross-based door.
Speaker 3:I've never seen nothing like that. It actually seems like there's like more storage underneath in that cross-based area because the cross-based door is inside the house. I've never seen that before. That looks like something they just store like spices or something right or like so.
Speaker 1:So let me tell you what I what I heard when I first, uh, heard that video, bro. I could hear like the footsteps of, like you can legit hear the pushes.
Speaker 1:I don't know if it's if it was my headphones maybe right, yeah, but you can clearly hear like the footsteps or something like running, like running up. Uh, when I when I heard the video, I was like, yeah, I'm gonna save it, I'm to save this one. But yeah, so everything happened because stuff was in front of him. He started moving stuff around to look in that crawl space and then people were saying that he let something out of the crawl space. That's why the crawl space was hidden.
Speaker 1:Because the lady apparently had stuff in front of the crawl space and he moved it, and that's how he started it, oh wow shoot so. So people are saying because in the comments here let me go you okay going through the comments real quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, like, maybe that's why I was caught with the drywall. He left something out, got a bad feeling about the car space, something happened there. Um, I hear a whisper when he was inside the little room.
Speaker 1:Um, yeah, stuff like that, but I heard if um, maybe on trip, but maybe it was another video, but nah, it was this one. I could have sworn um, where you can clearly hear like the footsteps of something running out and it's under running through the house.
Speaker 3:Oh, okay, okay, Whenever he opened the door.
Speaker 1:Uh-huh After he opened the door, because, like, yeah, after he opens the door and goes inside, you can hear something like run behind him, run like runs Like. You can hear like bare footsteps like running. And then you can hear like and then, um, you can hear like walking, running through the like, run through the house.
Speaker 3:But I guess, maybe because it's a tv and maybe like the audio settings are not set up to like, uh, like to pick that top box stuff up, yeah, well, like we said in the video I mean we're, I was describing it uh, the dude found the thing the crawl space and he went in there and showed everything. Then, as soon as he was under there, he heard footsteps above and according to y'all you, you could hear the footsteps running.
Speaker 3:So the dude goes out to investigate and as he's peeking up, he's peeking across, like over the edge of a door frame, and he hears somebody whispering yeah, here's somebody with, here's like a girl girl whisper something, but I can't make out what she's saying yeah, I can't uh and then, as he goes back to the front door and looks back at the crawlspace door, it's slowly starting to open by itself and he just takes off running.
Speaker 1:That's the reasonable, that's, we gotta get the fuck out, don't, don't, guys? Do not, do not, do not stay here for uh right, it's pretty crazy right there.
Speaker 3:Yeah, people be having some crazy encounters, bro. That's actually pretty crazy, that's tough and by himself too.
Speaker 1:Look, he drive on by himself at night too. Bro, crazy I've been going.
Speaker 3:Yeah, light that bitch up we gotta go we gotta go bro y'all let us know if y'all have some crazy videos or stories like this. That's actually pretty crazy to see.
Speaker 1:Pretty interesting stuff you want to keep, want to leave them back down, or I?
Speaker 3:don't know, you got. You got another video, is that it?
Speaker 1:uh, no, that was just one. The other video I had was just the audio, but I don't, it's like a scary. I can tell you the story because it's in spanish. I can tell you the story for um of that video. Um, so for that one it's a person telling his story. So, uh, he was in me, he was, let me see.
Speaker 1:Okay, so the guy telling the story, he's telling it from his dad's point of view and his dad was telling him when he was over there. He used to wake up in the morning, you know, milk the cows, and he had this little donkey. He had a donkey with him that would like deliver the milk to town and he would sell the milk. That you know, know, that's how he would make money. So he says one day he uh, the he went to get the donkey in the morning. You know he gets up, you go see it, um, and the donkey's just standing there like cold, like he, like it was just standing, weird. So he went to touch the donkey. The donkey was cold, like just cold, cold, right. So he gets his his dad, and he said, hey, look the dog, something's wrong with the donkey, you know. So the dad, the dad, his dad is like, yeah, we, um, that donkey is no good anymore. He's, he's a hollow and he didn't understand that at first, right, right. So he's like we got to bury him.
Speaker 1:So they killed the donkey. They buried the donkey, right, you know everything was going well for that the next morning. You know, now he has to get up extra early because now he won't have the donkey help him carry all the milk and everything. Now, right, so he gets up even extra early. I think it was like 3 in the morning. He gets up to start milking the cows. Early. I think it was like 3 in the morning. He gets up to start milking the cows, start getting everything ready, right, because now he has to make the trip all the way down to town by himself. He goes into the barn house, the donkey is milking the cow.
Speaker 3:Oh shit.
Speaker 1:And he's shocked there for a second right and he doesn't know what to do. And he, like, the donkey turns around, sees him, he takes a bite out of the cow, like, and rips his leg off, runs into the woods like into, yeah, into the woods, that's whatever, whatever it was. But he runs away. So he said, but the donkey didn't look just a regular donkey, it looked like deformed, it looked like it looked like crazy, right. So, uh, you know, he runs to his dad, you know, tells him what happens.
Speaker 1:And so the old man's like, yeah, I, I figured, I figured it was around, like doesn't tell him what it is. But he says I figured it was around. So now he tells him okay, get your stuff, we gotta get out of here. So he go, he, they kill the cow, they can't eat the cow because it says the cow's already, uh, the cow's already been contaminated and um, so they kill the cow, uh, just bury it. And then he goes and apparently he saw the body of the donkey still in the grave. So and his dad starts chopping up the donkey's body and he tells him he's like look, this is, have we? We haven't covered now wallace, have we?
Speaker 3:I don't think we have right.
Speaker 1:Okay, so now wallace is kind of like a shapeshifter, but but he tells him this isn't a wallet, this is bigger than that. And he then ended up spreading the remains of the donkey, whatever, all cut up and everything. The only thing that was left was a hoof and he kept the hoof and he spread the remains all across the land and whatnot, and then ended up burning the stable and I think the house went up in flames too. They're like, because we can't be, like they didn't want nobody else being there, so okay, so they leave. And after that, um reports started coming in of of animals going missing, but like mutilated and stuff like that, and everybody was saying that it was the uh, chupacabra. But they knew that at least he knew. He said he knew it wasn't the chupacabra, he, because he said he saw what, what actually was the, the thing that was killing everything. But yeah, that's, that was.
Speaker 3:That was their story dang, that's pretty crazy right there I.
Speaker 1:I had never heard something like that. I can't, I really don't know what it could be.
Speaker 3:That was uh that shit's crazy, bro. Waking up, you freaking. See a donkey milking a cow. What the hell is this?
Speaker 1:and then it tears off his leg just one bite hell.
Speaker 3:No, bro, people be seeing some crazy shit but it's, it's crazy, bro.
Speaker 1:It's crazy. I got the audio. You won't listen to the audio, oh no no, I believe you bro, I believe you, it's that one. Yeah, it's just audio, yeah, it's no video, it's AI like images, but it's just somebody telling like, telling just like they. I think it's another channel that just dedicates itself to, yeah, posting scary stuff. I tell you like that, but yeah, it's nothing apart from that.
Speaker 3:Damn bro, you had some good stuff. That's what I was hoping to have some good stuff like that bro but. I ain't got nothing. I'll do better on the next episode.
Speaker 1:No, no, you good bro All right.
Speaker 3:So this one's called. I'm going to do one more the Witch of Sierra Madre, high in the Sierra Madre Occidental, near the border of Durango, lies. In the Sierra Madre Occidental, near the border of Durango, lies a place so remote that even today, a few roads reach it. Among the scattered ranchos, one family story has become a cautionary tale, whispered by old men in cantinas and by mothers to their children. So in 1955, when a rancher named Manuel Herrera married a young woman named Isabella, she was bright and strong-willed, but she suffered from strange dreams, visions of an old woman who'd sat by her bed combing her hair with fingers like thorns.
Speaker 1:Oh hell no.
Speaker 3:At first, manuel dismissed it. The mountains are full of stories, he said. But then things began to happen that he could not ignore. Their chickens were found dead in perfect circles, their necks broken, their well turned foul, overnight filled with the stench that made them like, made them sick from smelling it all right. So one dawn manuel woke up to find isabella standing in the yard in her nightgown. Her hair was soaking wet, though no rain had fallen. She was sobbing without sound, her eyes staring at something he could not see. That afternoon a neighbor came to warn them. There is a bruja on these hills, she said. They said she can claim a woman's mind if she desires revenge. Did you cross her? Isabella could only shake her head.
Speaker 3:For weeks the family tried everything, prayers, herbs, even moving Isabella's bed to a different room, but each night she would wake with new bruises on her arms. She whispered that the witch came to her in her dreams, her face covered in a veil of spiders, her voice promising to take everything she loved. The final night, isabella woke, screaming so violently that Manuel had to hold her down as he did. Her body grew cold and she looked at him with pupils that were not her own Pupils, narrow as a snake's. She spoke in a rasping voice I will take your wife. And then she collapsed. She never woke again.
Speaker 3:Manuel buried her on the hill behind their home. In his grief he sought out an old curandero who told him the witch had bound isabella's spirit in the house. The only way to break her her hold was to burn everything she had touched and abandoned the land. Manuel did as he was told. He set fire to the house, watching the flames consume the rooms where they had built the life together. As the roof fell in, some said they heard it. They heard a woman scream, rising above the crackling wood scream that was oh shit.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, oh fuck that. Locals say that if you stand there at night you can hear two voices in the darkness, one weeping softly and another older voice whispering your name.
Speaker 1:Oh, fuck that, Fuck that. That one gave me shivers.
Speaker 2:That's pretty crazy.
Speaker 1:That one gave me goosebumps. That's pretty crazy.
Speaker 2:That's it that gave me a little.
Speaker 1:ooh, that's spooky. I like comparing not comparing in a sense, but I like finding similarities in stories Like what you said said, like they're like burning, that you know they're burning the house.
Speaker 1:and then the other story they burnt they burnt their house like I just it's like stuff like that I look for, like in stories, where I'm like there's like a there's a truth to it, you know, because you know nobody will burn their own house. You know that's that's. You know, whether you rich or poor, like that, having a house is it's, you know it's. It's a big thing having your own house and to burn the board. Uh bro, it's that's it. I believe it like it makes it makes. It makes it like what they were going through was honestly like affecting them to, to, to a great level.
Speaker 3:I agree that's. That's crazy, though, bro, like the fact that she even, uh, lost her life, but she said that the witch was like only came for people that she wanted to get revenge on. So they must have, oh they must have done something for you.
Speaker 1:I didn't even think about that. That's uh, yeah, that's. That's that I heard a story like that today, too, about someone like that, that, uh, that the witches were only like they wanted something from them, they were getting like revenges and stuff like that, and it was like the same. I didn't think about that either until the person said it too Like they must have done something to them to have the witch attack you and stuff like that. That's crazy. That's crazy, right there.
Speaker 3:What you got bro.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I got another one, bro. Okay, so this one.
Speaker 3:You said this is the one about your mom, this is the one about my mom, this one a little bit.
Speaker 1:Y'all might not believe this one. This one it's a little bit more on the mystical side of things, okay. So well, first of all, it's scary, it's semi-scary, it's semi-scary, but like the stuff that happens in it is so. So my mom, when she was little, she they let up. They used to move a lot when they were little and when they were very little they used to live literally in the middle of the woods in this small village probably like a mexican story, in a small village in the woods. But uh, apparently in that village it uh there was like a lot of stuff that would, um, like a lot of like, yeah, paranormal stuff. But so there was this river that would go, that would, that would like pass through.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was like at the side of the town, something like that. But the thing is that there were alligators across that stream, right. Apparently they said it was huge alligators, but the alligators would never cross to the other side of the village but they would literally be cleaning clothes, playing in the river, everything, everything, but the alligators would never, would never cross. That was one thing. The other thing was that randomly, these huge flowers would appear on the water like just floating. I gotta know we're just huge, huge flowers. The other thing that would appear in the water would be these fishes with both their eyes on one side.
Speaker 3:Oh shit.
Speaker 1:So my mom saw these things right, you know, being little. She started asking questions and the answer she got was that that water was enchanted, that you know that from the tops there were witches and the witches, witches. Everything that they would do their magic and everything they would do would wash off.
Speaker 1:they would throw their stuff into the river oh damn so apparently it was a mystic, like that water was like, in the sense, like mystical. It was like it was full of like that type of energy, but it wasn't just like bad witches, like good witches and stuff, but they were all I'm not sure if it's their work or whatever that would just throw into the water so like infiltrate through there, right, so they would see stuff like that. The other stuff they said this is what I'm saying it's like mystical, it's like not as believable as the other stories. I believe it, but you know, for some other people might not that's crazy, because you said they washed their clothes in that river the only thing was you couldn't be out at night near that river.
Speaker 1:That was the only, that was the only catch, but apart from that you could. You know, they said it was safe. Like that water was safe, like, but the car like the other, like the main thing was the alligators, crocodiles, whatever, they wouldn't cross that water, like they would just stay on their side but they wouldn't cross it. But supposedly they said that you could see sirens like mermaids in the water Damn and that they will come up and steal men from the village.
Speaker 1:At night, at night. So my mom would hear these when she was little and she wouldn't believe it. She was like so the story goes that one night, apparently one guy he started hearing like a lullaby and so he got up. You know he lived in the house with his brothers, you know his parents. He just got up and they talked to him, like they saw him and he looked like in a trance. Like he said, like he's like y'all hear that. And they were like what are you talking about? He's like that song. That song is like beautiful, it's a beautiful song. And they're like bro, what are you talking about? And they were playing with like what did you smoke? Like what are you talking about song? He's like, bro, there's no song, what are you talking about? But they said they looked at him and he was just like I think he was sick. He had been sick, but that was the healthiest he had seemed in a long time.
Speaker 3:Damn.
Speaker 1:And so he walked out the house and his brothers actually they didn't even bother him because they were like you know, he hasn't been out of the house for a while, you know, you know he probably needs some fresh air or whatever, so he leaves. You know he ended up he leaves. They didn't pay much attention to him Around. I don't want to say 3 in the morning because 3 in the morning sounds too cliche, but around the early morning, you know, they just hear screaming and they started looking for him and he was like they had like some cars like old junk cars that would just park there, like old bus that would take them to town and stuff like that. But it was just parked there, it wasn't working.
Speaker 1:They found him screaming like inside the bus damn so they went to him and they're like you know, uh, you know what happened. What happened was, uh, and he said he's like, they're real, they're real. He's like what are you talking about? He said I saw one. I said one of what he's. I saw a mermaid. I saw a siren. No, they call them sirens. Yeah, because, um, he's like, I saw a siren, said one of what he said I saw a mermaid. I saw a siren. No, they call them sirens. Yeah, because he's like, I saw a siren. They're like, bro, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1:But he said they said that he looked distraught, like dead at, like distraught, distraught, and he started following it. He started following it and he started like something was calling him towards the water and something inside of him was telling him not to go into the water. And he said he saw this beautiful woman by the bus, inside the bus. She was sitting inside the bus and she was calling him. So he went inside the bus. He's like I've never seen you. Who are you, you know where? And the girl was like she wouldn't talk, but she was just like begging him to come and the music started getting louder. He started walking towards there but something was telling him like like no, this isn't correct. Moment he got close, the uh, he saw her for like she really was, and he said he saw like the legs there were like like a fish, like a fish's uh tail, but she's. But he said once he actually got close, she wasn't pretty, like she was, like her face was like she was old, she didn't have like regular teeth, it was like like sharp, like points, like she pointed. He said it was an evil-looking creature. It wasn't. His words were like it wasn't a godly creature.
Speaker 1:And he saw that and he went into shock and she tried to grab him and he tried to fight her for it. But he had scratches all over his body from something digging into him and stuff like that Damn. So he said he just he said he couldn't do nothing, like he was paralyzed after like I forget exactly what happened. But he ended up getting like paralyzed for a second and he said he started crying, he started praying, we started praying. He said he felt like he could speak again because he was trying to call for help but nothing was coming out. So I prayed inside his head and then he started. That's when they heard the scream. He just screamed because that's all he could do.
Speaker 1:And when they went and found he was just like in fetal, fetal position or something. And that's when he told um, what happened. And there was another witch lady inside the town and he was like, see, I told, I told you, I told you, I uh don't be, don't be going to the river at night. They had a uh, they had to grab him and start like doing like a clean, clean on him. And she was telling him you're marked, now you're marked. She didn't take you tonight, but she's gonna take you. And they, they try to like, uh, do a clean on him, like protect him, everything. The next uh, at some point everybody fell asleep and he ended up disappearing, like he legit, like ended up like disappearing and whatnot. And they never found him again. But then, yeah, the witch was like, yeah, I couldn't do nothing, their magic is stronger than mine, than what I can do, and they just, poor dude, they took him.
Speaker 3:Damn, that's crazy, right there.
Speaker 1:But that's what I said. It's a little bit more magical. That village has like four to five different more stories. Each one gets crazy. I'm going to save the other ones for.
Speaker 3:Whenever bro.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the other one's a little bit more brutal, gruesome. They're just. I don't't blame me, I don't believe them because they're honestly, they're like. They blew my mind when my mom told me like these stories, like they were, I don't know. They fucked my mind up a little bit, like of the fact because she was telling like this, like real, real witchcraft and like the magic and everything that it what it really is, like. It's not. It's not a colorful games like that. It's like she actually gets.
Speaker 3:It gets real y'all let us know if y'all have any crazy stories like that or any interesting facts or any encounters you may have had or relatives may have had, or any like stories of like encounters with like brujas or like witches, and or anything like that, y'all let us know. In the cosmic cove, y'all can message us at k-o-s-m-i-c underscore c-o-v-e, c-o-v-e. On instagram or on tiktok. Um, yeah, that's pretty much it. Um you good, or you?
Speaker 1:yeah, I'm good. Yeah, I'm just saying the other one, so I don't yeah I don't give them all in one.
Speaker 3:I guess we're going to end the episode off on that note. Like I said, shout out to all the people that keep listening. Thank you for following us on Instagram, on TikTok and on YouTube.
Speaker 1:I know I haven't posted on YouTube in ages, I'm so sorry y'all, I think we get banned on YouTube if you post, if I post all this stuff, if you post it is what it is, then I won't have to worry about it, but YouTube pays.
Speaker 3:Youtube pays really good, according to everybody. So I'm trying to get. I need to do better at it. I would like to be able to hire an editor, but I'm not at that level right now. We're not at that level, but I would be so good to be able to hire somebody to help us with the editing.
Speaker 3:That's really what I want. But y'all let us know if y'all have any stories. Like we said. Uh, thank you for listening. Uh, shout out to my girlfriend. Shout out to my cousin pepe. You know he was. I was asking me he's like you ain't uploading, you ain't uploading I'm like I know I've been slacking and you know I I don't want to make it seem like I'm losing the drive for it or anything. I'm not, it's just.
Speaker 1:You just have been busy like the last couple of weeks. You had a lot, bro. You had a lot to do.
Speaker 3:It's been busy weeks and there's no excuse. But last week was one of the worst weeks because my freaking dog passed away, so that was kind of rough for me and I honestly feel like I didn't have the proper time. The grief yeah because you know everybody's like I'm not throwing shade at nobody, but there's like people are saying, like you know your dog's old, you know like, like diego, he was like he was old already and it's like I think it was that old yeah, it's like bro. Yeah, but still bro it's my dog.
Speaker 1:Yeah, for real, like it still hurts bro. Yeah, especially losing the pet. Like that it's gonna hurt bro.
Speaker 3:Now I feel you bro and then like I wouldn't have time to like sit there and process it because, you know, my daughter was like always wanting to like play play and stuff like that. She needs something.
Speaker 3:It's like you're trying to be there for her, but you just don't really have time to do it like yeah, you did my dog literally just had oh yeah, she had she had puppies the day before he passed away, so I'm sitting there I have to worry about taking care of the puppies and her and making sure she's good, because she wasn't eating for a while yeah, she had the complications too with the yeah, she had that whole complication with the last pup and it's like bro, but it was so much it's so much, guys, y'all just please forgive me for all this.
Speaker 3:It's just, it was a lot of emotions and it was so, so much going on you got to deal with in short span of time too.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's crazy but I made it through, you know, thankfully. You know I'm still sad about it, but you know it's, it's just a part of life. I guess you know it sucks, it really does suck y'all, but you know you can only do. You can only do, but so much. You know, you, you you're not essentially getting over it, but you learn to accept it and yeah, that sentences whatever happens to the pets that pass away and everything. May it be something beautiful and peaceful for them.
Speaker 3:You know or whatever happens you know, you know just, at least he's not suffering. That's all I know for sure yeah, he's not suffering whatever happens. If I know people say dogs don't have spirits and all this and that I believe I believe dogs have spirits.
Speaker 3:I believe I feel like they go to a better place, connection with the human, or like their owner I feel like they do go to a special me personally, I feel yeah if I'm not doubting god, but I'm saying like people are like saying oh, god wouldn't do that, but God can do anything he wants to. So who is it to say that God wouldn't allow your dog to be there with?
Speaker 1:you in the afterlife.
Speaker 3:Or something you know, nobody knows. Nobody knows, I mean it's not in the Bible, but I mean, if he's able to do anything, he can do it.
Speaker 1:You just want something good to be for Him afterwards, him afterwards, yeah, so you know, may my dog rest in peace.
Speaker 3:You know husky and everything, but it was just, it's just a lot y'all. So, like I said, forgive me, you know it's it's trying to get into a groove of things. It's been so so much, so so much. But, um, thank you for anybody that did listen, that still listens, that still, um, looks forward to the new episodes whenever we do happen to have them dropped. Uh, I saw we lost a follower on tiktok and I was like oh, they were for real, oh shit we fought so hard for that follower, but it's because I haven't been posting.
Speaker 3:I haven't, like I said, bro, it's just, oh man, I'm not really. We need to find an editor or something, bro, it would be so convenient Like I'd like to add somebody else onto the team for that aspect, like they could be on here and shoot the shit with us or something bro. But I feel like we personally do have to find somebody that wants to do something Like this, edit yeah. Yeah, because I think it'd help out.
Speaker 1:so much, bro, to be honest with you what was that thing that Em and Christine used, not Indeed? I think it'd help out so much, bro.
Speaker 3:To be honest with you, what was that thing that uh that Christine used? That um was not. Indeed, it was uh that thing to find somebody, to hire somebody.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, it wasn't, it wasn't indeed. I gotta. I haven't heard them in forever either, but I gotta.
Speaker 3:Right, but, um, like I said, that was pretty much it on my part. Like I said, thank you for any. Oh, be sure to follow us on Cosmic Cove, or I did tell you right.
Speaker 2:Yeah you said it. Sorry, my brain's everywhere, but yeah, you're good bro.
Speaker 3:Sorry, y'all Pass it off to y'all.
Speaker 1:Just shout out. Just shout out Sammy, for always listening, always Tapping into the episodes and Shout out my family and Honestly, anybody Shout out my family, honestly, anybody who still listens and whatnot to us. We really appreciate that it's nice knowing that people still want to listen and just listen to us talk really.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean we might not be like the other big podcasts out there, but you can't really base yourself off of something that's already established.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you can't compare yourself.
Speaker 3:That right there just drags you down that right there.
Speaker 1:Exactly. Not only that, that, but it's never good to compare yourself to anybody. Honestly, it's just we're just in our own lane, really. We're doing our own thing.
Speaker 3:I feel like it is good to set that as like uh, that's a goal you want to be. Yeah, there's a goal. Yeah, like that's good, yeah, that that's good, but yeah, but.
Speaker 1:But but hearing their stuff and then listening to yours and then being like, why are we there, or like, or like you know, stuff like that, it's uh, honestly, most of the podcasters they have like years behind it I didn't know that, but they have years behind them and doing actually like um, like in radio, or like in like when podcasts were just like I thought pockets were new, but apparently it's been a thing for like for a long time. They've been doing that for like 10, 15 years so they already got the groove.
Speaker 1:That's 10 15 years, guys, we got, we got one year, we got one year we literally don't like I just got over my camera.
Speaker 3:Shyness. I feel like I'm good with the exactly right. That's that, yeah, that yeah that's, that's another.
Speaker 1:that's, that's a big, not only camera shot. But like I don't like hearing my voice, no. But I feel like I'm doing better in projecting, because I didn't like the way I used to like the way, because I wasn't mindful of the way I used to talk and after I started hearing like myself, I was like fuck, I talk fucking horribly.
Speaker 3:I didn't think so, like the way, but I feel like we are more laid back.
Speaker 1:We're more laid back. I feel like I'm pronouncing words better. I feel like I'm projecting and talking to the mic better, like at least it comes with the time. Yeah, it comes with time. So we got a year in this. Other people got 15, 10 years in this. Like I said, it's not a good goal to be able to produce at their level of what they're doing. Most people have full teams. It's just us two right now.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's just us two right now, but if anybody wants to join Pro bono, we'd be looking forward to hopefully adding somebody onto the team. That's what I'm really trying to look forward to now. I'm really trying to look into that, but you got anything else you want to say? That's pretty much it. I'm really trying to look into that, but you got anything else you want to say that's pretty much it.
Speaker 1:No, that's pretty much it for me.
Speaker 3:All right, we're going to catch on the next episode. All right, y'all be safe out there. Have a good 4th of July, peace, peace.
