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Kosmic Cove
EP 56- We disappeared for weeks, and now we're back with snacks and scary stories
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Coming back after an extended break, Yoyo and Reverence dive straight into what they've been missing most—meaningful conversations sprinkled with humor and nostalgia. Their chemistry immediately reignites as they share stories about working long shifts, attending family gatherings, and the challenges of balancing life's responsibilities.
The episode transforms into a passionate exploration of childhood snacks, with both hosts revealing their deep emotional connections to seemingly simple treats. Chester's Hot Fries spark an unexpectedly detailed discussion about proper consumption techniques, while Doritos flavors become the centerpiece of a debate about whether modern versions have lost their flavor intensity. When Reverence confesses his weakness for Golden Oreos, describing late-night cookie binges with remarkable honesty, we glimpse how these small pleasures shape our identities and connect us to our past selves.
What makes this episode particularly fascinating is the seamless transition from lighthearted snack talk to the unsettling world of internet horror. Their breakdown of the Slenderman phenomenon examines how a fictional character created in a forum contest evolved into something that genuinely frightened them as younger men. Their vulnerability in admitting they once believed Slenderman might be real opens a thoughtful conversation about digital folklore and why certain stories take hold of our imaginations despite rational knowledge to the contrary.
The hosts conclude with an eye-opening look at dangerous discontinued games from decades past—from lawn darts responsible for numerous injuries to chemistry sets containing actual radioactive materials marketed directly to children. Their shocked reactions mirror our own, creating a shared moment of gratitude for modern safety standards while questioning how such products ever reached store shelves.
What's your favorite childhood snack that still brings you comfort today? Or have you ever found yourself genuinely frightened by an internet legend you knew wasn't real? Join the conversation and share your stories with us!
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Oh, you think darkness is your ally.
Speaker 2:You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it, I see death. Welcome Cosmic Cole family to another episode. It's your co-host, yoyo, with my boy Reverence.
Speaker 1:That's right. We've been gone for so long it's been a minute I forgot we had a podcast.
Speaker 2:Bro, people started calling me talking about where the episode at. I was like oh shit.
Speaker 1:I forgot about it I forgot, I forgot, I forgot.
Speaker 2:My fault, my fault, please.
Speaker 1:We had messages on the TikTok on the Instagram.
Speaker 2:They even got my phone number.
Speaker 1:They found my home address. They was talking about some. It's Friday, you need to get this deal at 599 pizza. They said we were having a sales event and they said fashion over some shit like this. I don't know, whatever you are leave me alone, take my number off your phone. Then they said something about you owe money, we're gonna you gonna be cutting collections bro, this is a little joke people be doing. Bro, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a fool, I'm not gonna fall for your scam.
Speaker 2:Right right, I'm not. It's because you got my social. You know how much I owe. Okay, so I'm not falling for that trick right not falling for that. Come on there. And then my first time in america it's mine.
Speaker 1:I ain't even supposed to pay all this, but uh, it's been so long. Y'all y'all don't understand how busy we've been. We got life going on. We got so much shit going on. No excuses, but I mean damn no excuses.
Speaker 2:That's a fucking excuse, man. I tell you, shit is kicking my ass. Excuse me me.
Speaker 1:That shit is some fucking Bruh. It's like we were out of town for like three days and everything and then you working like Every day bruh. I mean bruh, I ain't even going to say the hours because them blue collars up and this thing you got south hands.
Speaker 2:Brother, I'll tell you what Look. I wake up. You know I wake up sharp, 9.30. Sharp at, I wake up. You know I wake up sharp 9.30, sharp at work, 11.15. 11.15, 12 o'clock lunchtime, you know, and I'm home 3 o'clock. Like it is hard. It is hard work it takes a toll on my body. It takes a toll on my body.
Speaker 1:The mental stress, the If I keep this up, the doctor said I'm going to make it to 70. 70. Uh-oh, god forbid. That means I can withdraw from my retirement no one wants that.
Speaker 2:He said this face. I don't know how to fuck you in business. No, but right, it's just been so crazy, bro. I'm about to take my shoes on too.
Speaker 1:He said this face I don't know how to fuck you in business. No, but, bro, it's just been so crazy, bro, I'm about to take my shoes off too, bro, go ahead bro.
Speaker 2:Go ahead, bro, Let the stinkies out. Go ahead, bro. We're going to be like them. Memes, bro. You take off your shoes at your home when they tell you no shoes at the house and you take your shoes off and you got a plastic glove in in the other one, Bro, I thought it was just going to be holes in my socks.
Speaker 1:to be real, I thought it was just going to be the ankle part.
Speaker 2:Hey bro, sometimes they ain't going to lie, but you can't throw away those. I call those, I call those the backups, really. And the moment one has a hole in it, I'm going to keep wearing it until my feet start feeling the actual sole of the shoe.
Speaker 1:Bro, the moment, the only time I'm throwing my socks away is never.
Speaker 2:Right, it could be half. It could be auto showing. It could just be from the ankle up that the waistband still work. Hey, just like my underwear, man, it's just.
Speaker 1:It's hanging on, but it still works.
Speaker 2:It's hanging on, but it serves a purpose. That little cloth, that little fabric right there that protects me from touching raw jeans, that's all I need, that's all you need.
Speaker 1:That's all I need for too much yeah, time battle.
Speaker 2:Oh why, your box is not all the way, don't?
Speaker 1:worry about that like why?
Speaker 2:why? Why your box is look at booty short man, don't worry about that. Why are you looking? Why are you looking for real um, what's I gonna say?
Speaker 1:um, I don't even know where to start, bro. I haven't even released the episode from last week, and what?
Speaker 2:happened, what happened?
Speaker 1:it's so much. It's just catching up to me, bro. I just need to get back in emotion, bro. Like I'm saying, bro, we we had. We were so busy bro like the past week, bro, we was working every day to like six, seven, bro. I was like oh, y'all were yeah, oh shit, like we'd start in the morning and then we'd get back like six, seven, and then, uh, bro, you're like you only got enough time to get home, you know. Then, uh, I spent time with my girlfriend, or she might be asleep, or whatever.
Speaker 1:Not asleep, they'll, they'll be doing something right right, but you feel so out of it, bro, you got you go in, you eat your food. Then you're like I'm so fucking tired, bro, and you know I still have to worry about the podcast and everything like I ain't got the tiktoks ready, I ain't done this, I ain't done crap. So then I'm like, bro, tomorrow I'll get it tomorrow, same shit tomorrow, bro. Then I'm like looking out, I'm looking at my garden, I'm looking at all this other stuff, oh yeah that's so much, bro.
Speaker 1:Then we went to uh, my girlfriend's brother's baby shower last week. It was real nice. I liked it, bro. I that right there was worth working freaking 14 hours or whatever it was you.
Speaker 2:Relax that, relax that. Uh, that day, that's nice, that's good bro.
Speaker 1:They had alcohol, they had everything. I was like, oh, I feel so good, I needed this, I needed this. So bad were you?
Speaker 2:already feeling it when you texted me that that day I was already drunk when I started texting you.
Speaker 1:Man, save me a dick pic man I don't remember that.
Speaker 2:No, I'm just playing, bro, that's it. Well, I was what day yeah.
Speaker 1:I did the same thing.
Speaker 2:That's when my sister, that day, bro, we got bro, it was, was it here or at your parents? No, it was here. No, it was, it was here. Because that's the whole reason like um, why it's like to move it, because everybody was gonna be here and they were like, well, we just leave early. I was like nah you know it's fine.
Speaker 1:That's why I was checking with you. But yeah, um no, that worked with me. That worked out perfect bro bro, shit was crazy.
Speaker 2:It got too crazy bro. Um, I don't know if you noticed on snaps, bro, we can't, well, I can't, go in now for more, more, uh, more beer, bro. I woke up, bro, I woke up like at 5 in the morning, had to work the next day. Still had to work, still had to work the next day. Woke up at 5 in the morning, bro, massive, massive angle. Nah, just pushing.
Speaker 1:Dedicated to the craft. Right there, Y'all making excuses, talking about my hair. Hurt Right my tummy hurt.
Speaker 2:I've done that, but look listen, I did the same thing.
Speaker 1:My boss heard this episode Boy, I'm about to air out your whole laundry.
Speaker 2:Hey boss, man please. I know my tummy hurt, that's different.
Speaker 1:My tummy want me hot.
Speaker 2:Look, I go to work hangover but my tummy start hurting. It's a different story. But no, I woke up five in the morning, massive headache, bro. You know I was grilling and everything At some point. I don't remember, but at some point I said yeah, I'm done. I just went and laid on my bed, bro.
Speaker 2:I was like everybody ate, everybody good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was good, there's something with me right there. I just walked inside, took my shoes off, just passed out in my bed. But I woke up but I said I started looking for my phone. I said, bro, I need my phone. It was still dark outside so I was like all right, it ain't morning yet. So you know, I got, I got time to look for my phone.
Speaker 1:You know, try to sober up, whatever before I go to work who said let me sober up by getting on my tech technology as soon as I woke up bro that blue light, I light, I need some blue light.
Speaker 2:I need some blue light. The blue light really get me going. Bro Phone Nowhere to site. I don't know what I did with it. I don't know where I put it, so now, now I got to start looking for it, right? So I start looking around the house. I turn on the light Jerrooney pass out on man was laying across the couch, bro Stretched out bro.
Speaker 2:Bro, because he was the only one drinking with me and we were just going and we both said let's not get too crazy because we still got to work tomorrow. I was like, yeah, you're right. And, bro, he was knocked out right here, bro.
Speaker 1:Snoring.
Speaker 2:Snoring bro. I tried to wake him up, Like Jay, you know my phone Bro did not wake up man was not.
Speaker 1:He was not existing.
Speaker 2:I need to find it, bro, cause I need my alarm, so like I need to get the address to where I'm going. I see his phone. I'm like his phone call, my phone dead. My phone was dead so I said fuck it. But I was going to wake me up, you know whatever. Head spinning halfway through. I'm like I feel like it's right here. I reach underneath the bed. I grab my phone. It was there. Put that bed in charge, bro. We locked in there, we good. So we started charging, waited for it to turn on, put my alarm, went back to sleep, bro.
Speaker 1:Damn.
Speaker 2:Still made it work.
Speaker 1:Damn.
Speaker 2:What time was it up then? Did you know what time it was? Yeah, it was like.
Speaker 1:It was like around five because when I turned on my phone it was like 5, 35, something like that.
Speaker 2:Fine, bro, it's only like an hour left to sleep hours, everything, but I'll probably four apropos drinks drink a handle of water and then drew when he had my sister come pick him up so he could, so he could get ready and everything. Shit, shit, shit was wild bro. Shit was wild. Still it work, still did a good job, still got paid. Lady, still say you did an amazing, appreciate you, gangster. Shit was amazing bro. I said appreciate you Bro, that shit was wild bro.
Speaker 1:It looked like you had a good time bro.
Speaker 2:It was good. I mean meat and beers.
Speaker 1:I mean you can't go wrong with right, you can't go wrong with a little meat, right, and some alcohol.
Speaker 2:A little meat and alcohol. Y'all hear that ladies can't never go wrong with that with the little bitty itty bitty what a little right, some shmeet, but um, what did I do, bro?
Speaker 1:it was pretty fun, though, like playing. Like I know they say a lot of guys don't be going to baby, baby showers and shit like that or whatever right, right right but I actually enjoyed it, bro, like they had a really good time. It was cool meeting, uh other people. I actually right right yeah, met some cool people, whatever, but uh, I actually got invited to another one I got invited to with a group to go, uh like hang out and stuff like after july 4 or whatever.
Speaker 2:So I was like oh shit, I might go, I might go, but I'm not trying to get into no shenanigans. For networking.
Speaker 1:That's that network right there, right, and bro, I got new guests for the podcast now. Oh, for real.
Speaker 2:No, I haven't told them oh okay, I get shy you said, let me make an actual first uh impression on myself before y'all hear the podcast.
Speaker 1:I'm like what do you do?
Speaker 2:oh, I make a podcast yeah, never mind, you can't go and uh, no, it was pretty cool though, bro like uh like I said, like they like had games and everything, bro, they had so much food, bro.
Speaker 1:One thing about me there's food I'm eating, I'm going to eat, I'm eating all the meat. No, didn't Pause, no pause. But, bro, they had carne asada, they had like costillas. They had freaking arroz, they had mole, they had.
Speaker 2:Mole y carne asada. Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's what I'm saying, bro.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, that's what I'm saying bro, oh yeah, they had hot dogs, they had chicken, they had, fuck bro, what else they had? Jell-o, they had Cheesecake, churro, cheesecake, bro, they had.
Speaker 2:Your girl made it. No, no, no.
Speaker 1:I think my cuñada's girlfriend made it okay, okay and uh, what else they had. This friend, they had so much shit bro they had like what was it? Oh my gosh, we were chilling and then like uh, my brother-in-law was sitting beside me and then we heard the ice cream truck.
Speaker 2:We both snapped our necks at each other.
Speaker 1:You trying to go? I was like I bet. So he went and got some ice cream on top of that, bro. I was like, bro, I'm eating all this shit and drinking. Keep in mind I was drinking. What were you drinking on, bro Modelos? Okay, okay, the Modelis.
Speaker 2:Oh, that was it.
Speaker 1:No, no, no I was drinking Modelos and I was like taking shots of Bucanas and Patron bro.
Speaker 2:Ooh, whiskey and tequila, oh yeah, yes sir.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, number two, coming on the way, I was mixing that brown and that clear, chasing with that burr. Oh bro, I felt alive. Bro, I felt, I felt so good bro, I needed that, I needed it so bad. Y'all y'all know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:Y'all just be needing that reset sometimes to to be fair, like yeah, when, like especially you that you don't really be drinking like that I feel like that hits you, like even more even like nicer, like it's it what it's called like uh, you can you can appreciate like. Does that make that you can appreciate it more than?
Speaker 1:yeah yeah, I feel like yeah no, I agree bro, I agree 100. And everybody was like oh no, he's gonna get drunk and uh and uh they don't know I was. I was tipsy bro, I was feeling it. You know I was having a. I was having a blast, but I had food in my system, so you know you were good.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was good, yeah and then I woke up the next day and then, uh, my girlfriend, I was like hungover my stomach just hurt because when I drink I get like the drunk munchies or something like oh, just keep eating, I get hungry, I just want to keep snacking and snacking, like, no matter what it is, I'm going to eat it.
Speaker 2:And you already be eating.
Speaker 1:like you be eating good, bro, when you eat bro who's saying I'm fat, I'm comfy, now Almost dead. I'm going to look crazy in this video, but I don't care, I'm comfy Now you look good.
Speaker 2:No, go ahead, bro, go ahead. Gargoyle that Gargoyle that Hit the gargoyle stance, hit the gargoyle stance, hit the frog position. What you know about that frog position?
Speaker 1:He ain't got it in me, bro, I'm in the farm, bro, I tried to say my knees can't do that shit. I said buckle. I fell for it. I said whoa hold on, bro, damn bro.
Speaker 2:And that's good though, bro, that's good bro.
Speaker 1:And hopefully, hopefully tomorrow goes pretty good, thanks, right right. It's going to be a for my uh brother-in-law and his girlfriend. It's like a baby shower. The same, it was the same people. It's like a surprise one, yes, surprise. And then she has, like her uncle, well, my girlfriend's brother, well, their family, like their uncle and aunt's, coming from texas oh, okay, so it's gonna be like number number two time. Okay, okay, they're like really good, they're like really tight with them.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, okay, Hell yeah.
Speaker 1:I don't know, bro. We're going to see what happens, bro, because I'm going to get stuck making tacos and shit bro.
Speaker 2:Oh, you're the one making tacos, damn.
Speaker 1:Me contrataron, bro, Damn Type shit really.
Speaker 2:They said they need the best.
Speaker 1:I said at the least, bro, that's just for me to cut my black stone off. I'm going to have my tip jar right there too.
Speaker 2:I'm going to have my tip jar.
Speaker 1:I'm going to have the whole mobile pay thing. The debit card pay Rituality included bro 23%. No, I'm going to have it to where it says only 25, but no bro, 25, 50, 75.
Speaker 2:God damn you.
Speaker 1:You can't skip it. You got to click on something.
Speaker 2:Going to turn the iPad around bro.
Speaker 1:I'm going to take a picture of them too, bro, in case they're trying to scam me.
Speaker 2:Ain't no tip section, bro, just like everybody's picture.
Speaker 1:They least expect it. First order 144.
Speaker 2:It's like everybody's picture.
Speaker 1:They least expect it. First order $144. All you see is the flash just hit their eyes.
Speaker 2:They're like Don't even give them no prize, bro. They just ordered three tacos, thinking this shit cheap, that'd be $85. You can pick your tip right.
Speaker 1:I'll throw the drink in for free, but don't tell nobody else Throw water.
Speaker 2:Luke the drinking for free, but don't tell nobody else.
Speaker 1:Throw water, lukewarm water, but in the sun all day on a cooler that I was sitting on, um, but yeah, I'm, I'm. Well, I don't know, I don't know if they're gonna want me to or not, because you know, one thing is uh one thing, if y'all don't know once them mexican ladies, get in that kitchen, get out the way bro, just get out, bro, for real, they'll want you, they'll want you near they, bro, for real, they don't want you.
Speaker 1:They don't want you near they don't want you saying you don't know what you're doing.
Speaker 2:They'll hit you with that. They'll hit you Yo mijo, Yo lo hago, mijo Yo lo hago, Basically saying get the fuck out of the way, fuck boy. My kitchen.
Speaker 1:I'm over the rice, the rice inside their head, the rice he fucked up, the rice oh man, it's ruined, bro.
Speaker 2:that's how I told you, that's how I felt when they had me cutting that turkey, bro.
Speaker 1:Put that hand on your right shoulder. Yeah, I'm going to need you to log off.
Speaker 2:Hey, I got it, though. Appreciate you, oldie, appreciate you, bro, that shit.
Speaker 1:That shit killed me man. But yeah, I'm looking forward to it bro. That's good If you're not gonna be too busy, bro.
Speaker 2:You should come through, bro Cause then what time y'all doing it, bro? 5.
Speaker 1:It starts at 5.
Speaker 2:If you can, you can bro yeah, nah, I don't, I don't feel like it, I don't think I can, but I might. I might swim. What are y'all going to do with that? At her parents At her parents.
Speaker 1:Where they, at my girl's parents' house.
Speaker 2:Oh, your girl's parents' house. Oh, okay, okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what was that?
Speaker 2:Where the fuck that be at? How far that is? Yeah, I might swim by. Yeah, if it's at her parents' house, yeah, I'll swim back for a little bit.
Speaker 1:It's up to you, bro. You ain't got to Damn, bro. But.
Speaker 2:I'm glad you had your little. I'm glad you had your. Like your recovery All right, your chill, you know your sipping and everything. Because you really don't be doing that, bro. You really don't be Right. I really don't be drinking like that, you really don't be Not just drinking, but you really, really, bro, you always busy bro, you busy bro, everything like you said, bro, in the gardens, the TikToks, it's always something bro, it's work your family, but it's crazy bro. Hold on man. That's crazy. I do not have time to self-care.
Speaker 2:I remember when you were like this.
Speaker 1:Who's I remember when you were this tall, this wide? Oh, bully For all the people that don't know y'all used to bully me as real kids.
Speaker 2:I know, when I was a little kid I was a dickhead, I was a little bully bro. I remember reverence coming to school bro. It was elementary school bro. Bro got dropped off while we were recess. Who the fuck is that? What the fuck on my block?
Speaker 1:And let's go scan him real quick. Let's go scan him.
Speaker 2:I was a dickhead when I was little bro. I was Now. Look at her Shit get crazy, bro. Right. Shit get crazy. Shit for real. Way I said way. Life has to way.
Speaker 1:That shit is crazy, bro. I remember um we used to ride the bus together too right.
Speaker 2:What I remember from the buzz, bro, I remember you remember my ds trying to figure out, bro, I went to utah. If you could figure out how to do the uh, I used to play need for speed need for speed, some undercut or under some shit had a ds that I got. That's. That's part of the other story that DS came from another story that came from the Christmas story.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, if anybody, if y'all haven't heard that episode, check out our Christmas episode. That shit had me laughing, it was so hilarious, that's DS.
Speaker 2:I had that little game and I was trying to pass. It was like a drifter or something I couldn't figure it out. And Drifter or something I couldn't figure out and Reverence was in the back and I went over there. Can you help me with this? From that point on, every After that, I would always be bringing your P, my, Not P, that's me, my DS. We'd be playing it back there.
Speaker 1:Right, I just watched you play. I remember seeing it Because I, my sister had one, but I didn't have one personally.
Speaker 2:But I play with hers, like occasionally, okay, but they weren't like they won't let you do it. There's that grown little with the little brother shit. I just take shit to my brothers, bro, when I have my three six in the living room. Don't touch my shit, don't, don't even look at my shit I'm gonna plug it right now.
Speaker 1:I give it the red ring of death.
Speaker 2:I crash out, but I used to be a dickhead when I was little bro. I do, I fucking don't care, I don don't care.
Speaker 1:I don't know why, though I don't know why we're like that. All older siblings always act like straight buttholes to their younger siblings. Nah we be straight.
Speaker 2:Yeah, bro, but I be thinking about it. Sometimes I just be chilling thinking about it. I be looking at my brothers.
Speaker 1:I'm like Malfoy, I used to be like I used to bully these motherfuckers.
Speaker 2:It's crazy, bro. I can't tell you why, bro, I cannot tell you why. Why was the reason for me? At some point, at some age, they used to go and I was like, dang, that motherfucker's actually pretty cool For real, bro.
Speaker 1:Y'all all right?
Speaker 2:Nah, I remember for my brother when we were younger I used to have beef with Jererooney Cause. He would snitch on everything I would do.
Speaker 1:Everything he would snitch on. Everything that man hit you with.
Speaker 2:That I can know, bro he would Not only snitch, but he would rage bait me too. He would like push my. He knew how to push my buttons, bro, so I. But there was a time I would have touched Jerooney, but like we would just walk past each other, not even talk, bro. Just he asked me something, looked all the way, bro. I just told him be a dickhead, bro. And then poor little Sammy too, bro, just had beef with him Because, just, I don't know, bro, just.
Speaker 2:I don't know, Just because bro, just because, bro and it's crazy, I be thinking, bro they was little kids, bro.
Speaker 1:They wasn't doing nothing. They'd literally be chilling. I'd go over and put them in a headlock, not your family, but my little brother. I'd put them in a headlock like tap out, tap out boy, tap out. Then he'd start crying. Just so I don't play with you.
Speaker 2:I would say the same shit, but the moments start crying, bro. Moments start crying, see. That's why I can't do nothing with you, you're so lame Bro it's crazy, bro. And now they're gone, but it's gone. People, bro, right Gone. People with their own trials and tribulations, right shit, time flies bro.
Speaker 1:Time flies way too quick, bro, damn bro. All right, let's go ahead and get into these topics, because down memory lane and shit.
Speaker 2:Right, right, it's going to make me sad and shit Right, fuck it, bust out the bottle.
Speaker 1:Cut the cameras. Cut the cameras.
Speaker 2:I'm about to follow you with the camera like on some war shit. Follow you all the way to your car.
Speaker 1:Why you crying? Why you crying?
Speaker 2:Talk, speak, talk to me.
Speaker 1:All right. So, Yaya, tell them what today's subject is about. Love, love love Bow, bow, bow, bow bow.
Speaker 2:Today we're going to talk about really we're going to talk about our favorite snacks, really, right, just if y'all know. Y'all know it's kind of like the Kenny episode.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like the Halloween. No, not yeah Halloween episode.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was Halloween episode.
Speaker 1:Yeah if y'all haven't listened to all of them, fuck it Just listen to all of them again. Fuck it, just start donating money to us.
Speaker 2:Fuck it $14.99. But yeah, it's going to be like that. We're just going to talk about our favorite snacks. I did not number them this time because last time I numbered them I put in the whole, Even though I got my heart. But yeah, the tearless bro tearless, yeah, it's, it's kind of fair bro, because there's all these snakes. Are like situationally too.
Speaker 2:But I know it depends what you're feeling, because I'm for real, because one day you feel you know you, you know you eating something, you like that, but the next day you like, but I don't want that.
Speaker 1:Like, um, that's not what I'm craving, it's not not just that, but you can use a snack and make a crazy combination.
Speaker 2:With another snack With another snack. Or like something you're eating already, See bro, that's his way.
Speaker 1:He knows, he knows he's kind of like hard to gauge, but we're going to do our best. Y'all let us know what y'all think about these snacks. We're not ranking them or anything.
Speaker 2:Right, we're just talking about them. These are our favorite ones oh whatever ones.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I thought it was just like I just did, like the favorite ones in the us.
Speaker 2:Oh, you did I did the ones I liked, oh fuck I can do that. I can do that, wait, it's up to you whatever you like I'll just banter with you when you talk yeah, I was gonna say yes, just whatever, because it really is gonna be a banter with all right, so what was your first one there?
Speaker 1:okay? Okay, okay no, I could go ahead, go ahead go ahead, I'll let you wait. Wait, you're not thinking it I'm not.
Speaker 2:I'm not. That's crazy.
Speaker 1:That's crazy, I'm not I'm not say it in your head at least one time go ahead, ready on three. Ready one, two, three you know it too I'm sensing. I'm sensing you're giving. I'm sensing che I'm sensing You're giving. I'm sensing Cheetos that wasn't Cheetos for real.
Speaker 2:You're close.
Speaker 1:You're close? All right, go ahead, drop it to me, chesser.
Speaker 2:Hot Fries, oh my goodness, you're close.
Speaker 1:I'm not tapped in with myself yet.
Speaker 2:I'm still working on it. He's not locked in because he needed twisting. No, no, no so. Twisting, but no, no, no so high fives not to be confused with the, because I wrote it down too, because it was that brother handicap the handicap you know the blue bag. Oh, okay, okay, nasty ass you don't like. I used to love those as a kid no I used to.
Speaker 2:I used to semi like I wouldn't say love. I used to semi like them because I never had into this girl, like she brought her to school and I was like what are those? She's a high five. I was like what are those?
Speaker 1:She's like hot fries, I was like bitch.
Speaker 2:I know hot fries, the handicap ones, the blue ones. You know the dude with the little hat. I was like those ain't hot fries. I was like these are hot fries. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1:Those are the, the indie ones, but I can't finish the bag, brother.
Speaker 2:They seasoned all them indie ones. They're crazy, they're good. But I've had too many bags where they're not consistent like the flavor. The flavor is like. For me, the hot, the hot, uh, the tester hot fries are more consistent than the? Uh any ones. It's just. It's just for me. It's better as the texture. Look the way I eat him, the way I eat him is one at a time right one at a time.
Speaker 2:One time you see chestnuts with the two but you gotta eat them by twos. But he by twos. But because he has him, I don't like he has him in the logo. Look if you look at the logo. He has like two of his fingers I didn't even notice so he's not a real fan, he's real fan. I'm too busy eating them, no, so okay. So there's two ways I eat them actually Okay. One is I get a bowl of Valentina dip them in there.
Speaker 1:Damn double spicy.
Speaker 2:Double spicy. That's a real Mexican right there. That shit in my mouth.
Speaker 1:You know what?
Speaker 2:It's not spicy enough At 8 o'clock in the morning at school with the yellow Gatorade energy vibe.
Speaker 1:That shit sound like a heartburn.
Speaker 2:I can't do that shit. No more, I ain't gonna lie bro. I do that bro. I ain't gonna lie. I ate a small bag. I got some right now. I ate a that shit be hurting my throat.
Speaker 2:I can't do that no more, bro, I'll be over. And I knew it too, bro, we getting old bro. I knew it too, bro, because I was searching. And then I'm saying I ain't want to go out and I was like some hot fries going to hit right now. So I went in there, got me some. As soon as I finished I was like oh, why did I fucking eat them, bro? My stomach was hurting bro.
Speaker 1:Damn, bro, I can see that. But that's a really good option, bro. The freaking Chester Hot Fries, bro, I love them, things too, but the way I eat them.
Speaker 2:I'll be a whole back in Bro.
Speaker 1:I literally just grab them, like I eat my fries, like eight of them stacked up like that Eight at a time, like I just pinch them, stack them up to go a long ways, all in the same direction. I just oh no he amendments, oh no he amendments. Repeat Don't ask me for none, because Big bag it got to be the big bag too.
Speaker 2:It's a big bag, big bag. Okay thing. They got the big bag, medium bag and then the small ones right like two for a dollar yeah, back in the day they used to be like four for a dollar just right, it used to be four for a dollar economy was good, but um so for me it either gotta be the medium or small bags because it has the most flavor. I've noticed with the big ones the flavor saying that, uh, it ain't as saturated with the powder, whatever they put in oh, okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 2:So maybe it's just me, I don't know. Maybe it's just me.
Speaker 1:Ladies, take notes Right. Good things come in small packages. Good things come in hey. Do with the information what you will.
Speaker 2:Right, but yeah, that's just for me. But the other way I eat them is because you know how they kind of dissolve in your mouth a little bit, so I like pop it in there you push them on your roof. So I bite one, bite it in half, put it and then like push it with my tongue, I suck the flavor out of it. Pause, suck the fuck out of that flavor. Pause, big pause. And then it melts in my mouth. It melts in my mouth, oh yeah, okay, okay, pause and then, like it, melts it melts in my mouth.
Speaker 2:It melts in my mouth, okay. Okay, I said pause them hot fries. They just drive me crazy sometimes you know what I don't? I don't like him, no more.
Speaker 1:Next time, if anybody hasn't tried them. Go to your nearest gas station. Go to your nearest grocery store. Look for Chester's Hot Fries or Cheeto Hot Fries, whatever it's called.
Speaker 2:Chester's Hot Fries.
Speaker 1:And do Yayo's exact method.
Speaker 2:Make sure you go to your room, close your doors pull down your pants instead of the edge of your bed while you do it, because that's the only way I eat, you know, untested fries try to get sponsored by them and then replay this episode at this exact moment and and eat them while as I describe it how to eat it. But yeah, so I do all that. That's how I eat.
Speaker 1:Like a normal person, like a normal person and it's fucking amazing.
Speaker 2:It's good as hell Fucking love it. But yeah, but that's for me top. It's just something about that's valid though it's something about it Top.
Speaker 1:It's just something about that's valid, though that one's.
Speaker 2:It's something about it, bruh, it's just ooh, it's up there, bruh, it's up there.
Speaker 1:It's almost as valid as this one that I have.
Speaker 2:Let me see you got the around the. You say you got like the best ones in the.
Speaker 1:Top five most popular snacks in.
Speaker 2:America, okay, okay, okay, all right, this one's valid Doritos.
Speaker 1:You don't like Doritos? Which ones? Just regular, the nacho cheese ones, regular Spangler? Nah, no, okay, I'm learning to appreciate the regular ones, because right now, the only two that I really do like is the hot ones Chili ones, no, the Flamin' Hot, I think. Yeah, flamin' Hot ones.
Speaker 2:Fl the hot, the flaming hot, I think.
Speaker 1:Yeah, flaming hot ones, flaming hot Doritos. It's a hot one. I can't remember which one it is, but it's spicy. Purple bag, spicy nacho, I think Spicy nacho.
Speaker 2:Oh, I ain't taste it. Yeah, yeah, quote me. I mean, don't quote me, tell me, I ain't try those.
Speaker 1:Spicy Nacho. Yeah, let me look it up real quick.
Speaker 2:Spicy Nacho Doritos, jamie. Pull it up, jamie. Okay, I should put it up on the big screen, really. Right go ahead and put it up, bro. What the fuck was that? Oh, these, I forgot about these, not the Flamin' Hot right.
Speaker 1:Just the regular Spicy, yeah, spicy Nacho. Okay, yeah, yeah, spicy Nacho. Okay, yeah, yeah, spicy nacho. Or they do have Flamin' Hot ones at Dollar General. Good old DG bro.
Speaker 2:Good old DG, it's right down the road.
Speaker 1:I'm about to go get some Do a review.
Speaker 2:I actually I haven't tried those. I legit have not tried those. Those are pretty good the spicy nacho or the Flamin' Hot, I love those, but for me.
Speaker 1:Or Doritos, but y'all can tell me I'm crazy, or whatever. Cool Ranch.
Speaker 2:Cool Ranch.
Speaker 1:I love Cool Ranch yeah there we go, there we go, cool Ranch.
Speaker 2:I thought you was about to say some weird shit like sweet chili or some shit like that.
Speaker 1:No, who said them? Fritos chili cheese.
Speaker 2:Doritos has a sweet chili one. It's a purple bag but stay away from those guys. No, Doritos has a sweet chili one. It's a purple bag, but stay away from those guys.
Speaker 1:Oh wait, no, I do like the purple bag.
Speaker 2:No, those are good. I mean sweet chili.
Speaker 1:Ooh, who came up with this perfect combination?
Speaker 2:Yeah, we gonna end it right there.
Speaker 1:Bro, I bite into it. My eyes roll back.
Speaker 2:I love them, love them.
Speaker 1:Y'all know what I'm talking about I ain't over here. They listening and smacking and shaking their heads.
Speaker 2:How?
Speaker 1:you eat yours, though you got to find the good shaped ones. You got to find a perfect triangle, then you gotta inspect it to see which side has the most seasoning.
Speaker 2:Then you just place it on your tongue, on the tongue season side on the tongue right, yeah, yeah, season side on the tongue, the best season side.
Speaker 1:Then you just let it sit there for a little bit and then just slide it off. Then you flip to the other side, put it on your toe, slide it off and there's ah, the rest of this Doritos. They're good.
Speaker 2:Next, he's got his bags of open Doritos all over his house.
Speaker 1:That shit be so good. Oh my God, I'm about to go buy something, bro, and that's what I do. That is valid With Doritos.
Speaker 2:I ain't going to lie With Doritos. That is valid. You got to find them with the seasoning Because, bro, you get one with no seasoning. I threw that to the side, Bro. That shit be pissing me off, bro. I don't even eat it, but it's like a knockoff Dorito inside a Dorito bag, bro.
Speaker 1:What happened here?
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:The Cool Ranch one too, bro, that shit.
Speaker 2:Do ranch one too, bro, that shit do you? Do you feel like they used to taste better back then, like back in the day? Because that's how I feel about doritos. I feel like lately either they changed something or they're not putting as much seasoning on the doritos I feel like they're not putting as much season right, because I swear back then you and for me, like, like you said, dorito cool ranch or just regular dorito back in the day, crazy bro, crazy. But now I just feel like it's not as flavorful. I don't know.
Speaker 1:I was about to say that's what they need to do.
Speaker 2:They're bringing out new flavors and stuff, but what they need to do is make like an extra season. Put us on top of marketing.
Speaker 1:Put us in marketing.
Speaker 2:Doritos marketing Doritos.
Speaker 1:Talk to me.
Speaker 2:Come on now. You hear that, do something, do something.
Speaker 1:I mean, that's what they do with the Cheez-Its.
Speaker 2:Because y'all going to bring out flavors like sweet chili and shit like that, but y'all ain't going to have one.
Speaker 1:Y'all going to make this wonderful, amazing, delicious flavor, but not have extra seasoning on it.
Speaker 2:Come on now. You were saying they're doing that with the cheeses, though.
Speaker 1:They got extra flavor for real yeah they got extra cheese, Extra cheese.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm going to have to fuck with that. It's so good bro.
Speaker 1:Let me look it up real quick.
Speaker 2:Extra cheese I know they got that. It's the same thing as the flavor I'm not even thinking about goldfish.
Speaker 1:but goldfish are good too.
Speaker 2:They have goldfish with extra cheese, extra seasoning, but I'm going to have to tag one of them Because goldfish are good. Goldfish are just good by themselves, but I never even thought about extra seasoning on goldfish. Extra cheesy oh, bro, you said cheesy. I'm over here talking about goldfish. What the fuck?
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, they have extra. Oh for goldfish too.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, all right Take no Doritos, take no Doritos.
Speaker 1:Make some extra seasoned.
Speaker 2:Doritos. That's what y'all missing. That's what y'all missing. I'm telling y'all, that's what y'all missing.
Speaker 1:Everybody listen to this. I hope you're enjoying your Rand 30. Matter of fact, I will Give me Rand 30. Give me.
Speaker 2:Rand 40. Give me Rand 50. That shit, good as fuck that cheese is amazing. You ever with Doritos? That's freaking God tier right there, and then watch that all day. With the Mountain Dew, with the what's the other? With the fruit punch. Ice cold Ain't nothing better than that. Red 40 never tasted any better.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that's what it is. Red 40. What did I say? 30? I don't even remember.
Speaker 2:It's red though. Oh yeah, that's what it is Red 40. What did I say? 30? I don't even remember. Y'all know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1:It's red. Though it's red, what would you go with Cheetah? I got you bro.
Speaker 2:Sweet chili. No, I'm just playing.
Speaker 1:Fritos sweet chili.
Speaker 2:All right bro, I got a All right Tezana Golden Oreos.
Speaker 1:Ooh.
Speaker 2:Now now Golden Oreos is crazy bro I'm a big, I'm a big, look, I'm so. I'm such a big cookie person he is I've, I've got, I've, I've this. Look he's like the cookie monster. Yo, bro, I've disciplined this. He's like the Cookie Monster yo, bro, I've disciplined this. Physique has not come without any sacrifice. Yo, I used to fucking eat the golden ones like crazy, like 12 at night. Let me go get me a little handful.
Speaker 1:Who said, let me get a little bit Two rolls, later Two rolls.
Speaker 2:Go Bro. Remember back in the day that was just by me, that was just by me Cookies Cook day, bro. They would just buy me cookies bro they're talking about. There's something in there, me over here. Nah, I really should. I'm trying to stop Two in the morning, bro. They wake up there's nothing.
Speaker 1:There's no cookies. We just see Yaya on the kitchen floor passed out all crumbled up, all twisted like this. All we see is like cookie crumbs on his chest.
Speaker 2:I just wake cookie crumbs on his chest. I lost myself. Where am I, bro? I will fuck up some golden Oreos, bro. That is my poison. Right there, bro, there's something about it. They came out with the birthday cake one. I don't know if you've seen it.
Speaker 1:I've seen it, man, I never tried it.
Speaker 2:I tried it the other day. My sister bought it. Shit got me breathing heavy. Yo, shit got me breathing heavy. It's good. I told myself, man, it ain't good. That shit is fucking amazing, bro. I don't know what it is, I'm not, it's so.
Speaker 1:It's crazy, because I'm not really like a sweet sweet.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm not. I'm, I used to be, but I'm not no more. I really don't like. But those things I know they're so sweet but they're so good. I don't know if it's a crunch, the crunch, the, the flavoring. I'm gonna have to try those bro bro, it's, it's so good, it's so good, is it?
Speaker 1:like what? What's the cookie like? Like? Is it chocolate cookie?
Speaker 2:no, it's a golden cookie. Golden cookie, oh, vanilla cookie, yeah, it's a vanilla cookie. Um, but just birthday cake sprinkles of stuffing, oh, that's, that's the. Oh, bro, I had to tell my sister about a little small one bro I was only able to take two, bro.
Speaker 2:I was like no, they're not good, but put them away, bro, put them away. The moment she left, she left in here. She left in here. But the moment she left I found the next day I said by me, good bro, I fucked these motherfuckers up. But that was like squidward when he tried to grab me. Patty, you seen that episode?
Speaker 1:squidward didn't like crabby Patties, but then because SpongeBob was like here, here goes a Krabby Patty or something or some bull crap like that, and then Squidward was like it's disgusting, like he found like that's where that meme came from, where it shows like Squidward's teeth, like horse-looking teeth.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, that was the episode where Squidward tried a.
Speaker 1:Krabby Patty, this is awful. And then, um the moment, spongebob, he like he was like sad and he like walked off, but his man squidward down. Bad bro, ate that thing from the trash can. Ate everything in the trash can, but the crappy patty what? The fuck or it was some bullshit like that. And then, um he, uh, he ended up getting inside like the crappy patty ball and then he was like eating all the Krabby Patties.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, yeah, that's how I be bro.
Speaker 1:That's how you was, but that's how you was.
Speaker 2:Nah, bro, them cookies are just just the regular ones. Just the regular ones. I forgot I'll tell you this. I'm not really a big fan of the double stuff.
Speaker 1:One I was just about to ask that I heard that.
Speaker 2:I heard that in your head. Um no, I'm not. I'm not really a big fan. I just feel like that throws a ratio for those cookies. I feel like it just throws it it doesn't it's just, yeah, it's just like a tab too much like. It's just like nah, just because I mean the oreo ones double stuff, like regular oreos over stuff, amazing. The vanilla ones double stuff nah, I feel like it's oh okay.
Speaker 1:So do you like the like the creamy stuff, or whatever?
Speaker 2:yeah, yeah when I was, when I was little, um, I stopped eating them because I won't make myself sick off of them does he in the cream stuff? Eating, like I would stack them like, wipe off the cream, and then I would stack them like about this big and I would just eat the whole day. And then the cookies, I would just break them up into my milk and then just chug the whole thing like that.
Speaker 2:I was a man, I was a fucking man as a kid, but no bro, don't dose. Uh, oh, I want some. Now. Fuck right me too.
Speaker 1:All right, real quick, real quick, real quick. You said you likedos. Do you like the mint flavored Oreo? No, no. What do you got to say to all the people who like the mint one?
Speaker 2:Mint, mint, mint, ice cream Mint. What else they got? They got some other mint bullshit.
Speaker 1:Mint itself, mint itself.
Speaker 2:Oh, you already said ice cream, you said ice cream, mints. Mints are mints. Keep mints by themselves, by themselves. There's, they're for your breath, they're, they're fucking their medicine, medicine. Don't fucking put them in in cookies and desserts, bro.
Speaker 1:Don't, don't be doing that, don't you don't like the shamrock shake from mcdonald's? Is that I?
Speaker 2:was complaining. Yeah, I was complaining about it on the episode, because oh, that's right. I have one bro, that shit was ass bro, but that one it wasn't so much the mint thing, I think, it's just the person that made it. That's my fault for going to the wrong one. That was on me.
Speaker 1:Damn, I forgot we had two over here, huh.
Speaker 2:Huh out, we had two over here, huh huh, oh yeah, yeah, that's why I used to live over there, bro. That's because I picked that one up on the on the way that that that was my fault, but I should have picked it up over here in town. That was on me. I knew better. Every time I go to that guy, to that, to that uh, mcdonald's, but they just they just, they just do whatever the fuck.
Speaker 1:They want, bro hey that's what it seemed like I give them that.
Speaker 2:They just do what the fuck they want, bro, they just so you don't like men at all?
Speaker 1:then no, no, like mint flavored, no not mint flavor.
Speaker 2:I was about to say, maybe when I was younger, but not. Not even when I was younger there, maybe, like for a fraction of my life, I liked it and I was like what's?
Speaker 1:wrong with me? Who the fuck like? Who just looked down at your?
Speaker 2:hands. I could have picked whatever I wanted. And I picked mint like no bro, no mint, mint for me is me, mint is me.
Speaker 1:Somebody put that on a shirt below key, though the peppermint candies though, oh, peppermint candy oh bro, peppermint candies beast there's.
Speaker 2:there's a peppermint candy that I like. It's like in the little ball. Not a ball, it's like a.
Speaker 1:Oh, the little waxy ball Well, not waxy, but I know what you're talking about, like the chunky peppermint Chunky ball.
Speaker 2:It's like chocolate, yeah, there you go yeah, yeah, yeah, those are good. I think it's a texture thing, though Like the way it crumbles and shit. Chalk and me smoking chalk cigarettes when I was little. It's just a nostalgic thing.
Speaker 1:Alright, so no, that was me and my phone. Let me turn my thing down. I forgot how my phone, so you pretty much said Oreos. This is on there too, let's see. The next one is Cheetos. Cheetos you said hot fries, but this is just like cheetos straight to cheetos.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, all right between the two?
Speaker 1:which do you like? All right, we're gonna go from. I'm gonna ask you which one do you like between the two? Puffy or the crunchy, crunchy, crunchy crunchy you don't like the puff ones I.
Speaker 2:I can't stand the puff ones it depends on how I'm feeling.
Speaker 1:Sometimes I would like the puff ones, sometimes I would like the crunchy ones.
Speaker 2:For me, I think it's just, it's the puffs. I think when the fresh started coming out, it was like you know, I guess because it was new. I liked them. But now it's just, I really don't even like Cheetos. But you know that box I bought last time, those Cheetos were good as hell.
Speaker 1:Because it had the cheese, like you said, the little bag.
Speaker 2:The little bag has your cheese. But I think that's what it was, bro, so those are so good. My brother used to always get the regular Cheetos.
Speaker 1:I was like bro, why bro, bro knockoff Cheetos like knockoff Puff, ones like the cheese doodles, cheese doodles oh those good.
Speaker 2:Let me tell you one dumbass shit. Hold on. Now that you said that, hold on, let me tell you a dumbass thing I did when I was younger.
Speaker 1:Go ahead, bro, talk to me.
Speaker 2:So we opened up a bag. Somebody opened up a bag of like a small Puff knockoff ones I think it was the cheese doodles. Put them in the fridge, right. So I'm like they opened it and left them in the fridge. I said I don't want no cold chips, let me warm these up. So genius idea, you know, brilliant. I said let me put this in the fucking microwave and heat it up, right, quick.
Speaker 1:This shit started on fire.
Speaker 2:I said that bitch, 30 seconds should do. Shit blew up oh shit, I'll buy one back in time, but did it spark for real Whole arc, bro? It's like, bro, the bag got disintegrated, chips got burned. You put them in.
Speaker 1:We almost went back in time to stop themselves from doing that.
Speaker 2:Bro, my dumb ass put that shit in. What the hell? I said oh, these are aluminum. Fucking idiot Bro. I about burned down the house, bro. Bro, and I was about to walk away but I was like, nah, I'm going to see them, let me wait here, just to make sure I don't overcook them. When I saw that I saw they chasing, flying through that bitch, I said no, I had to cancel that shit real quick. And my mom, what's that bird? Bro? I got my chin. I got my chin through the bitches, bro, they were all burnt bro, I went outside. I just went outside, bro. I'm trying to eat them bro.
Speaker 1:They were like so stale they were nasty as hell bro About to burn down the house with some cheese, anybody listen, do not warm your Cheetos up in the microwave. Put them in a paper bag.
Speaker 2:Put them in a paper bag. Put them in a paper bag. Put them on a paper towel. Here I go start another fire. Nah, bro, that shit was wild. Bro, that was one of my top ten stupid moments right there.
Speaker 1:We all have them, bro. I saw my cousin one time. She was like probably six. She got like a plate of food and she left her fork on her bowl or plate or whatever. Put it in the microwave, warm that thing up. All I said was it's just like a quick flash.
Speaker 2:I'm like what did I just witness?
Speaker 1:She just sat there. So you know me, me being silly, me, I had to gas the whole situation up. Oh, she messed up the mic Type shit. Really. You know, sibling stuff, I mean it was just my cousin, but you know what I mean. We all live together and stuff.
Speaker 2:You know, Ain't no better feeling than to see somebody commit I mean, do something wrong and then just gas them up, just gas the whole situation up and then you get everybody else on there.
Speaker 1:Oh, we just got that too. You know, EBT don't be doing microwaves and stuff.
Speaker 2:We're going to get food. Oh my god, I can already see it.
Speaker 1:She started crying, I think, and I got in trouble. What?
Speaker 2:the fuck did I do?
Speaker 1:Damn Not for the microwave getting messed up Crazy.
Speaker 2:Nah, that's wild. Nah, let me tell you what Jerunimo. He did it recently too. Well, I think I said it before, but Geronimo, he burnt a ramen a marucha. My boy was faded the other day, faded as hell, bro. He smoked with us. I saw him smell it burn. I said hey, it's burning. He's like nah. I said I know the smell. I've smelled this smell before.
Speaker 1:The smelly smell. This is the smelly smell.
Speaker 2:I give it a core memory. I said, rudy, you put water in your noodles. He busted out of my face. He said I ain't even going to lie. He did it again, bro. He did it again Years later, bro. I'm portioning with you, bro. It wasn't even his fault, bro, I can't even blame him. Brother man, it was too much for him, bro.
Speaker 1:What else you got, bro? What's the other one I'm going to?
Speaker 2:start giving you ones that I think you don't have. Cheers bro, cheers bro. We about to. I I got to break this down, bro.
Speaker 1:I don't know if you remember these Papas toreadas a la diabla. Let me give you a picture, bro, because you might not. Yeah, he busting out some boo-hoo baja type shit. I don't know None of this. My girlfriend was like you know, you don't like the rancheritos.
Speaker 2:I was like what is that? What the fuck is that?
Speaker 1:Oh bro, those things is. Do they still sell those?
Speaker 2:Discontinued. Is it Discontinued? The habanero ones, no, the habanero ones. Okay. So, all right, let me give you a little bit of lore, okay, okay, guys, stay with me.
Speaker 1:Wait, let me show. Let's show the people. Right show don't know if y'all can see it, let me get it close to the camera. Yeah, I see Y'all look at that. I did my best. I'll pop a picture up for y'all to see. Okay, so these were like Damn, I'm too comfortable.
Speaker 2:These weren't kettle cooked, because now they got the kettle cooked ones, that's their line now.
Speaker 2:They switched it so these were just like like lace chips, regular lace chips, but the spices that it used were supposedly they were like like roasted. They were roasted peppers, so that gave it a different flavor for the potato chips. Right, gold, it was this flavor and it was called a diablo. It was just like with red spicy chili peppers Amazing flavor. It had a jalapeno one, a banana one, but that line was the best, the best, the best. Put that against any other chip in the world.
Speaker 2:The best, no, cap right, and then as big corporate usually does, they decided to discontinue it, like the fucking idiots that they are.
Speaker 1:They must have been related to people that run the stuff in Taco Bell. Y'all love it. Y'all love that stuff so much. Oh yeah, oh yeah, gone Gone, we're going to stop serving it.
Speaker 2:Mexican pizza gone. Don't even get me started on that Mexican pizza. So these chips, they were just bro. These were my childhood. I have countless memories. It was a long bag skin.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, they don't sell no more now.
Speaker 2:Like I said they got now, since it's Barso Barso is a company they got flavors with like Taki flavor flavorings on those chips, but they're all like kettle cooked chips now. So the texture is different, the flavor is different. Even the Banero ones are different. And the same thing with other chips is they're not as consistent with the flavoring that the chips has. It's like you can get a bag that's ass and then you can get a bag that's like really good. So it's like a gamble, it's like a whole gamble getting these chips now.
Speaker 1:I know sometimes what you can do, like if there's like loose seasoning or spices in there, whatever you just like, shake the bag up. You shake the bag up and it'll stick, or like it'll stick to that's what I do sometimes oh for real cause you know, at the very end sometimes you'll have like that little bit, like a little bit of seasoning nah, these usually don't.
Speaker 2:They don't have cause. These are supposed to be like healthy or whatever, like, so I think that's why they don't have as much seasoning but now, like, I guess the good one from there right now is the Takis flavor ones wiggle one, that one's all right, but these chips, nothing compresses these sheds bro, those bro, and then discontinue them bro. Uh, I think it was around 2016, 2015 that they discontinued, uh dang, I didn't know that, damn you never know what you're missing.
Speaker 2:You never know, bro crazy quote that, somebody quote that, somebody quote that. But that was crazy, bro, amazing.
Speaker 1:That is a good chip. Right there I'm trying to think of another chip or another snack that I really enjoyed, you know. As a matter of fact, now I remember Little Debbie snacks used to be my downfall, bro.
Speaker 2:Oh, he ain't playing yo, he ain't playing yo.
Speaker 1:Little Debbie. More like Big Deborah bro. She collate yo, you ain't playing yo Yo Debbie. More like Big Debra bro she collect, bro, she collect every time I walk by that snack aisle. Yeah, little bro, what's it going to be today?
Speaker 2:She was in their pockets, bro. I remember too, debra, what you got. I need my fix.
Speaker 1:What you want. Little bro, I got a promotion going on Two for six right now. What you want?
Speaker 2:Woo that 2 for 6 going crazy.
Speaker 1:You got the oatmeal. You got the oatmeal. I told you I ain't got nothing right now I done. Told you, don't waste my time, stop your feeding that.
Speaker 2:Smack me.
Speaker 1:And I told you ask for them things again. I ain't never going to do business with you again. Sorry, debra.
Speaker 2:Sorry, my bad.
Speaker 1:Debra's crazy. Sorry, my bad, what you got I done. Told you smack. Only got Cosmos and Swiss Rose. Which one you want Both. Can I do a mix and match Smack? You got about two of the same ones you can't cross promote. I mean you can't cross mix and match what you think this is Now you buying or what you holding up my line? Turn around. There's nobody buying. You can't cross mix and match. What do you think this is Now you buying or what you holding up my line? Turn around.
Speaker 2:There's nobody buying. It's the same amount of magic episode in the Patriot. There's never anybody in that aisle because they just see me talking to myself reenacting this whole scenario. There he is again. Just move forward, kids.
Speaker 1:Don't look that way. Don't look that way. That's why we can't pick that stuff for y'all to eat at the house. We get like that.
Speaker 2:Nah, but I remember, bro, when we were living together, bro, hey bro, I ain't no Remus would kill them, things like that bro. Well, we went out there to buy groceries and stuff Straight to the Patriot album. We cannot skip the Patriot album. Reverence needed that heat.
Speaker 1:I needed it bro.
Speaker 2:And I thought he was playing. I thought, bro, I had never seen like a like I wouldn't even eat those.
Speaker 1:back then, you really didn't eat it like that. You said, I guess from how sweet it was, or whatever.
Speaker 2:It was, I think the only ones would be like the nutty butters and the oatmeal cookies. Nah, reverend's would Zebra cakes, zebra cakes.
Speaker 1:Oh man, don't give me some of them, zebra cakes.
Speaker 2:I ain't gonna lie, I started eating zebra cakes because of you two, though, but for me it's just so sweet, it's sweet, but yo, it's just so sweet, it's sweet, but yo reverence will fuck him. Oh bro.
Speaker 1:It's one thing. It's like you over here gassing your fat homeboy up. He'll eat him. He'll eat so much of him. I'm like, wow, not one box.
Speaker 2:Two boxes.
Speaker 1:He will finish everything.
Speaker 2:Hey, go, go Get it while you can. It those reverence things, but get it while you can. They gonna be gone. No, but I guess it's just like me with the cookies, bro, it's, it's just that, that's.
Speaker 1:I guess it's amazing like it's so good, that's it I can't even pick out of all of them because it's like, like you said, the Nutty Buddies, them things is Top tier, bro, but you also got the Cosmo brownies.
Speaker 2:Oh, I used to fuck up some Cosmo brownies when.
Speaker 1:I was younger Brownie.
Speaker 2:And then the fudge on top oh my, and then the little, the little M&M's, one of the fucking they got on top of them. Those are good. I I ain't going to lie.
Speaker 1:Bro them Cosmo. And then I found the big Cosmo ones, bro. I lost them when I saw them Extra large.
Speaker 2:Big Cosmo.
Speaker 1:They have like the big brownies, like that big Holy shit, damn Diablo. And what are the ones? The oatmeal cream pies.
Speaker 2:Those were really smack.
Speaker 1:Which are the ones? The, like you said, bro, the zebra cakes, bro them, things is freaking them, things are driving me crazy. The little trees too.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, the trees, the christmas ones, bro, oh oh yeah, christmas time, yeah, christmas time, I gotta get my christmas trees I have to yep, yep the zebra crepe form and the brownie form I need both of them Go ahead, run it.
Speaker 1:Get at least six of them On the car. I'm good to go For the week. Oh, I actually got Some donuts in my car. Oh, do you for real Donut sticks I need to try that Donut sticks, donut sticks. Is it raining. I'm about to go run out there and get it.
Speaker 2:It's probably it's still here. It's dark as shit. I can't even see it's foggy.
Speaker 1:I can't even tell I can't even see, I can't see. Go to that one, let's take.
Speaker 2:Go to that one. Open up the door.
Speaker 1:I'll get in a little bit, bro, fuck it. Um, what was I gonna say? Oh, yeah, but um, that's pretty much it, bro, the friggin little Debbie yeah, yeah, top tier bro, he ain.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, top tier bro, he in line, he in line, so good, so good.
Speaker 1:Not good for you, but so good what you got. One more, one more, one more.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, look we talking about. I'll give you something you might not know, or maybe just Latinos, though Paletas, so what's it called? Ice popsicles, popsicles Pero La Sirenita, the Mexican store brand. You know what I'm saying. He know, he know, he know.
Speaker 1:She Bro them. Freaking ice cream popsicles is crazy bro, Bro, you can buy.
Speaker 2:I could buy those at the store.
Speaker 1:They still sell them they still sell them.
Speaker 2:They still sell, is it?
Speaker 1:yeah, I thought it was like a different brand because they used to have like princesa and la serena right yeah, it was two. Yeah, but it's two different, yeah, two different brands.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I used to not, bro.
Speaker 1:I feel so bad because I didn't appreciate them as much as I wish I should have. Which one was your Favors, though? Like what flavors Were your favorite?
Speaker 2:Bro, okay so.
Speaker 1:They had.
Speaker 2:Coconut. I love coconut, coconut one.
Speaker 1:I was just about that coconut one Cause. Then it had Like the shaving.
Speaker 2:It had the shaving At the.
Speaker 1:Your meal, your meal, hot day.
Speaker 2:Hot day. You just Look hot day. Let me put that. Let me put that as a scenario for you. Hot day. You know you've been running out there paying all day. You know somebody says hey, let's go to a Mexican. You know I'm going to a Mexican store. Can I go? Can I go? Okay? But you only get one thing.
Speaker 1:That's all.
Speaker 2:I need. That's all I need. Pull up hot. Bro Carl even got AC, so the whole right there windows down. Everybody sweating, everybody sweating Two windows don't even go down, it don't matter.
Speaker 1:You get there, it's all worth it.
Speaker 2:You get there Everybody looking for snacks. You know what you want. There's a big freezer in the front. You slide that thing up. You just let the thing open. You got 35 flavors.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like so much flavors Fuck and you see your flavor, it's covered up. Now. People didn't know about this method, but some people used to gatekeep and hide the flavor I used to do that Let me tell you okay, because back in the day, back in the day, there was this one.
Speaker 2:It was, it had jamaica. No, not jamaica jicama. Oh shit, Jicama. It had like fruit chunks at the bottom, fruit chunks at the bottom, but the whole thing was spicy, All right.
Speaker 1:I ain't going to lie.
Speaker 2:I ain't going to lie, because we used to, back in the day, you know how Los Compadres was across the park, so I'd be over there every day, so I would get my stack. Put them underneath the strawberry ones the ones that nobody the ones I knew nobody really was going to fold with bro. And the ones that nobody the ones I knew nobody really was going to fuck with bro Every day bro I used to do that, bro, I ain't going to lie bro.
Speaker 2:Ooh bro, after a hot day, bro. No, I agree, I agree 100%, bro. The ice cream itself was good, the flavors were good.
Speaker 1:That coconut one was great Coconut one was Coconut.
Speaker 2:One was so good, they had a oh bro. So good, they had a oh bro.
Speaker 1:They had a Roscoe.
Speaker 2:Leche one.
Speaker 1:Did they? I didn't even know they had a Roscoe, oh bro De la Serena.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, hold on. That's what I was looking at. Hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, one I really liked as a kid was the bubble gum one, the blue one.
Speaker 2:Blue one.
Speaker 1:yeah, it was like a double bubble kind of like a gum at the very bottom. But that shit would be like frozen, so that was like a hard piece of gum that you were chewing on.
Speaker 2:But the moment you chew it, you start working it.
Speaker 1:It's like a treat, it's like a reward Everybody walking around with fucking chiseled jawlines, little kids. It was a good reward, bro, those right there, top tier bro, actually, bro, I want to get some now. Bro, what'd you do to me? What'd?
Speaker 2:you do to me yo bro, go ahead, but we gotta go to mexico right yeah, but that's actually something that my girlfriend wanted to do.
Speaker 1:She wanted to get paletas.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's that brand, but I don't remember the.
Speaker 1:It used to look different though.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's just the logo. La Princesa too? No, I don't think it was La Princesa, but I'm almost certain it was La Sirenita.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:I'm almost certain, but the logo may look different.
Speaker 1:My girlfriend wanted to get a paletero cart and we're gonna put like a bunch of oh, that would have been lit. It was about to be crazy.
Speaker 2:So instead of doing that, what I did was I bought the uh machine to make uh okay.
Speaker 1:Okay, we're gonna be at the paletera yeah, and then her mom made the flavor, so it's like limon chamoy piña. From my english I mean spanish listeners. You know what I'm talking about for all the english people. I was pretty much saying like the like, just like a push ice cream cart, and I bought the machine to make like ice cream, like snow cones the snow cones and my girlfriend's mom made, like all the flavors homemade, oh homemade from scratch how do you even make the flavor for it?
Speaker 1:um, you like boil water, whatever, and then you just stick your sugar and then all your ingredients and whatever. Oh damn, I don't know how else she did it, but I was about to do it, oh yeah. But yeah, she has tamarino, she has pineapple lime and another flavor I can't remember. Bro, that shit's not so good, bro, I know bro, I'm debating about going to buy chamoy sticks or just buying chamoy in general.
Speaker 2:Oh, chamoy in general, that shit will take it next or having pepino cut and then you just throw it on the side just put it, oh some pepino ones would taste good too just drizzle.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you, bro, you should pull up if you want to bro.
Speaker 2:Low key bro, I'm a child bro, I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 1:We're actually supposed to do a test run. We did a test run yesterday to make sure we had the right consistency, because I hate having a snow cone with chunky ice. I hate it.
Speaker 2:You got to start biting into it. I hate it too. When you try to get a bite, it's all come together your teeth, your scrapes. Yeah, I hate that too. I hate it too.
Speaker 1:But we got it right. The consistency was perfect.
Speaker 2:It was flaky, it's a it's pretty, it's a snow cone. It's a snow cone, there you go. Good shit, good shit, hell yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm looking forward to it tomorrow. Hopefully it comes out good hell yeah, but uh, what were we talking about? The flavors, yeah the flavors.
Speaker 2:The flavors are different.
Speaker 1:Was that the only ones that you liked?
Speaker 2:then those were my go-to. Really, I'm a simple man. Once I like something, that's Wait, they had a rompope one too. I don't know if you liked that, though.
Speaker 1:I did try the arroz con leche now that I think about it, because it was like brownish.
Speaker 2:It was like brownish. It had cinnamon, Right oh that was yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:It had like chunks of rice.
Speaker 2:It had chunks of like rice, like more chunks. It had like rice throughout that like mostly at the bottom, but still like whoo bro. You are right bro, the arroz con leche one, oh my god, look guys if you know, you know, if you know, you know you got a Mexican store near you, just go to it, check it out. It might not be the same brand, but I feel it probably might've got bought out or something. But I feel like, I feel like all the ice creams should, should be good in general.
Speaker 1:I haven't tried it since.
Speaker 2:I haven't tried it in ages, bro.
Speaker 1:I haven't tried it since I was like seven, eight years old, Nah.
Speaker 2:I used to try it Nah me, nah. I used to try it Nah Me, because that's like a go-to, especially when I used to play basketball. As soon as I'm gone out of there bro, I'm getting me some ice cream, you feel it?
Speaker 1:I'm about to go buy some, bro. Yo fuck this episode. I'm about to. I just want to see if it tastes the same. If I still get that, I want to be like the Ratatouille dude, like the inspector dude.
Speaker 2:Right, I was about to say what time is it we could go? Oh no, they're probably going to be close. I was going to say we could go to.
Speaker 1:Right down the road.
Speaker 2:Yeah right down the road. Damn Damn, those were good, those are so good.
Speaker 1:Who got these good pigs? Who got these good ones, good snacks? What's the one I was going to say? I don't even know no more. I'm going to just go basic. I'm going to go basic, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2:Popcorn. I have popcorn. Which one though? Which one, which one?
Speaker 1:What brand or which one.
Speaker 2:What kind of popcorn?
Speaker 1:What do you mean? Like flavor wise?
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, okay, I'll let you talk, all right. All right, I'll let you talk, go ahead.
Speaker 1:So I know y'all going to look at me like I'm crazy, but I have a sweet tooth, the Orivale sweet one, oh my goodness, sweet one the. Orivale sweet ones.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they have like a sweet popcorn.
Speaker 1:My bad. They have like a sweet popcorn, bro. I love sweet popcorn so much, but it's because of the popcorn ball from Halloween.
Speaker 2:Okay, it's not the same the same, but it's sweet, Okay, okay.
Speaker 1:But I'm not going to say that's my all-time favorite.
Speaker 2:It's a sweet. Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1:Extra butter popcorn.
Speaker 2:Oh, there we go. But which one? The one you got the microwave one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the microwave one.
Speaker 2:Oh, the microwave one. Okay, okay, which one do you get? Okay so.
Speaker 1:Oh, you buy the one you have to put on the stovetop.
Speaker 2:I've never done that one. I've never done that one.
Speaker 1:It's not bad. It tastes pretty good.
Speaker 2:Okay, so I mean for me, for me, I like salty, I like popcorn, the smart food, oh, white popcorn, hey the cheddar, ah, white cheddar, the white cheddar, one back in high school, that shit was currency. That shit was currency. Hey, do this for me. Right, quick, slide, slide a little. You feel me a little bad that?
Speaker 1:for me that is some good popcorn right there. The cheddar, the smart food one, uh yeah, cheddar popcorn, white popcorn whatever Diablo Bro it, que costo?
Speaker 2:They got more flavors. Now the only one I've tried was the hot Cheeto. They got a hot Cheeto one. That one. I really didn't like that one. It was okay For me, just original white cheddar. Black bag.
Speaker 1:Have you tried gourmet popcorn before? Gourmet popcorn like like like fancy flavors, like cheesecake. Uh, the gourmet ones, um gourmet?
Speaker 2:I guess it's the, the ones with caramel. What are those called, uh?
Speaker 1:the, the cracker jack cracker jack ones.
Speaker 2:Are those like gourmet or yeah?
Speaker 1:Or is that like a?
Speaker 2:gourmet popcorn.
Speaker 1:I don't know, it's still the same thing of popcorn, but they just put like caramel in it, which I agree.
Speaker 2:That one right there is like freaking good.
Speaker 1:That's some good popcorn right there.
Speaker 2:But no, gourmet, I mean for me. If you want to say gourmet, for me it's the movie theater popcorn.
Speaker 1:I don't know what the fuck. Extra butter bro. Extra butter bro.
Speaker 2:Look, look, this is how you do it too. Talk to me, Put a little bit of popcorn right, Because, look, call me a fat ass. I get a bucket every time I get it. I pay the $20 for that thing. I don't give a fuck. And this gall before the movie started. And I'm getting it because they always come with the refuel and I'm getting the refuel. I don't give a fuck. And I ate before and I'm going to eat afterwards.
Speaker 1:I don't give a fuck and I'm going to eat all these Sour Patch Kids.
Speaker 2:And these Milk Duds. I mean these dumb.
Speaker 1:What are?
Speaker 2:they called the little.
Speaker 1:Whoppers.
Speaker 2:Whoppers, what are those? Oh the boss, literally the boss. Yeah. So, bro, okay, so put a little bit, you know, put a little bit of popcorn in there, Put about a quarter of the buck in there. Butter Put butter in that bitch, put butter on the bitch and then put up to half some more butter and then fill it up and then more butter, because I want butter all through the bitch.
Speaker 1:You feel me for real. You wanted to have on every piece of. I want to breathe heavy. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2:Hey, these arteries is getting clogged by the end of this movie. Hey, and my fingers don't look like like I just, I, just, I just hold the bitch up like y'all ain't putting no butter in you, you but no, I agree, and there's something about their butter too is is crazy, bro, sometimes. Look. So I don't even go to the movie theater. I just order me a a bucket of popcorn, just leave the movie theater. But but that shit is so good, I don't know what the fuck they put in it.
Speaker 1:I've been wanting some popcorn for a minute too Bro, me too bro, and the other one that I used to do.
Speaker 2:that's one popcorn, but the other one that I used to do Dollar Tree. Dollar Tree sells big ass bags of popcorn.
Speaker 1:Oh, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2:They have no business being that fucking good. Is it really good? I haven't tried it Really, it's just butter. They got cheddar popcorn. They got butter popcorn.
Speaker 1:Doesn't it have like a red one? The chili cheese, maybe cheese popcorn?
Speaker 2:The red ones At Dollar Tree or somewhere.
Speaker 1:Oh no, I'm thinking about Dollar General.
Speaker 2:Oh no, I'm thinking about Dollar General?
Speaker 1:Oh okay, no, the other treat is it's like a clear bag.
Speaker 2:It's just like the bags you get at the circus. It's just like a clear bag like that. Look, I'm not proud of this, but I bought that shit one time. One sitting, one sitting. Look, the bag is like about this big. Yeah it's pretty big Gone, wasn't even watching the movie.
Speaker 1:We just get carried away, bro. It's just so good bro I.
Speaker 2:I said, yeah, let me see if they rest for later. But it's like a little handful at the bottom, bro. I tie that bitch off. Bro. Talk about, yeah, this for later. Let me not get too crazy with it. Self-control, self-control down.
Speaker 1:Wow, fuck that thing oh, got like three popcorn three popcorn left, the rest is kernels.
Speaker 2:Let me just stop before I get crazy. Let me not get carried away here, bro. Well, that's a good snack.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, I agree, bro. The ones I used to like as a kid was the Cheddar. Like Chester, he used to have the popcorn one.
Speaker 2:The puffs. Yeah, they had the cheddar.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the puff popcorn or whatever.
Speaker 2:Those things melt in your mouth? Yeah, they do, bro. Uh-huh, don't even chew it, bro, I just, I just swallow it, bro, I just like compress them with my mouth, bro, pause, pause my eye contact bro. Oh my god, those are so good too, bro.
Speaker 1:Popcorn is so good Popcorn is so good Bro.
Speaker 2:Who would discover that? Hey, shout out to you, bro, bro you really did that.
Speaker 1:You really just gotta Peek some corn and say let me turn this Into something, let me, let me.
Speaker 2:Pop it, innovate, innovate, right there.
Speaker 1:It's so good bro. Oh, my goodness, gracious bro. Alright, let's, that's gonna end off on this that's enough of the snacks, okay, okay y'all let us know what y'all think, though. Which one's y'all favorite snacks, what's your favorite snacks, what didn't we talk about, what snacks that we leave out? Y'all let us know in the comments, or, uh, comment under this uh episode on spotify or wherever it is that you're uh listening to right or even messages like cosmic cove at k-o-s-m-i-c underscore c-o-v on instagram or on tick tock.
Speaker 1:Uh, you'll be like I can't believe y'all forgot to talk about this wonderful snack it is beep, beep.
Speaker 2:There's gonna be some weird ass shit, like like beanie weenie like no um, nah, what's that?
Speaker 1:What's that?
Speaker 2:Vienna sausages yeah, nah, nah, nah, that's all good.
Speaker 1:Who said I used to drink the? I used to drink the water, I used to drink the juice. That's what I just said. I ain't eating the weenies, I'm just here for the water, the juice, that's that reposant rub I threw up. Open that thing, put that thing in the shot glass.
Speaker 2:I remember I tasted that one time. Bro, I ate the sausages, bro, those sausages were good, you know. I was like okay, okay, and I'm like what do I do with the liquid? I see homie is taking a slurp out of his. Hey you, good dog.
Speaker 1:You good, hey bro, hey bro, if you drinking your beer, the sausage water go get some help.
Speaker 2:What was the big dude? What was the big dude? But he said you ain't going to drink that. Oh man.
Speaker 1:Ain't no damn way. Oh, but that he drunk yours.
Speaker 2:I don't remember seeing him.
Speaker 1:he drunk it or not, but I was just like hell.
Speaker 2:No, because I was young. I was young, but I just. But I see him drink kids.
Speaker 1:I said I'm not doing that man uh, you know, I'll eat them, but this shit okay, before I say anything, I ain't gonna lie. I did like eating them as a kid yeah, yeah I mean, I haven't ate them and I haven't ate them since. I was like in elementary school or whatever, but, um, when I did eat them, um, it was really good, but I just remember that consistency like the consistency was weak, like I knew that wasn't like a regular hot dog like I knew, there you go you know, I, I was like something's up here.
Speaker 2:I should not be able to get five of these for a dollar. But something's up. I'm not asking questions, you know. I'm not. I'm not investigating what's going on here. Uh, you know, but the consistency is it's, it's something, it's. I don't know what the fuck it is it is different, bro.
Speaker 1:But uh, all right, we're gonna stop talking about these snacks, because we could talk about snacks all day long. But um yeah, like I said, let us know if y'all don't remember, or y'all tell us about your favorite snacks and which ones we left out, or y'all be, like oh, y'all should try this snack.
Speaker 2:Yeah, recommend us some snacks as a matter of fact right, oh right, the international people, right, give us some, give us some snakes y'all like right, give us your favorite, but like y'all should try this, order this from some.
Speaker 1:Fuck it. Drop the affiliate link. I click on it right. Drain my bank account.
Speaker 2:I was about to say the same thing. They're about to hack your shit.
Speaker 1:Well, never mind, don't do that. So just message us and tell us what we should try, please. I'm trying to save my money.
Speaker 2:They're going to sell my 32 cents.
Speaker 1:I've been managing to save. You know what?
Speaker 2:That's what we're going to be munching but and probably talk shit about y'all favorite snacks but Right, we're just going to be talking about the snacks and probably just funny stuff. There's a service that you can order from around the world. Right, yeah, I've seen it.
Speaker 1:I've seen it. Yeah, but if y'all, let us know. But we're off to the next topic. You already know what time it is. It's time for that fear.
Speaker 2:Is it all in your mind or could it be real welcome to fear fact or fiction? I?
Speaker 1:tried, oh shit that my urge.
Speaker 2:What the?
Speaker 1:fuck is this oh?
Speaker 2:That's what she said.
Speaker 1:Bro, low key, want them Donut sticks, bro, but what the fuck Are donut sticks? You'll see, bro, you'll see.
Speaker 2:You'll see when I get Matter of fact Hold on, bro, I'll go get a real quick. Who about to bring me?
Speaker 1:a Beef. Hold on, I'll be right back. Y'all, give me a second, I'll be right back. You gotta. You're about to bring me a beef. Hold on, I'll be right back. Y'all, give me a second, I'll be right back.
Speaker 2:You got to keep them entertained, bro All right, bro, I'm about to dictate to y'all my performance I had to do in elementary school. I'm about to give them a quick story. When I was younger, they put me in a Christmas pageant type shit, you remember. I'm not telling the story, bro. They put me in the Christmas pageant thing and for X reasons my parents didn't want me to be singing and shit, whatever. So the teacher was like she put me in the, you can say, in the sound department, sound system, right, and it was just my job to hit, play or stop or to switch the songs and how to switch out the cassettes for the next song that they were going to perform and whatnot. And we were doing this retirement home and I was just so anxious that day, I was just so anxious, I was like so just nervous and shit. So I did, I, you know I was doing the first part and I don't know why I got nervous.
Speaker 2:It was about 30 seconds left in the song and I had stopped on accident and I and when I had stopped. Everybody just fucking looked at me with this, gus, like you got one job and I and I take that, and I had one job only and to this day that still eats me up alive at night. Who got? Who got donut stick? Who got snacks? Who got snacks? Who got some snacks? Hold up, shut, up, shut up.
Speaker 2:Snowball Bane. Get over here, Watch out, boy. You about to sit, you about to Damn boy. Y'all ass gonna swallow that ball. Ain't no way you ain't feel that.
Speaker 1:All right, y'all see it. Bruh. I mean y'all see it. Swallow that ball Ain't no way. You ain't feel that. All right, y'all see it, brent. I mean y'all see it everybody. Glazed donuts. This is gonna be more fun. For Debbie my avocado, avocado, orc right here Nah chill the fuck out, we're all beginning the time champion, I'm about to do a live review. Real quick, right you can finish your story, bro.
Speaker 2:I finished it. Oh, you did. Yeah, I did finish it. I told him it was a who got me Pickle Rick. Let's see these. Okay, this is my honest opinion.
Speaker 1:We're going to do a live review real quick.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:I haven't tried them either.
Speaker 2:It is Lil Debbie right, mm-hmm. Okay, debbie right. Okay, all right, I'm going to wait for you.
Speaker 1:I'm going to wait for you. I'm going to wait for you.
Speaker 2:All right, I'm back. My fault, yo. They're going to see different reactions. What are you doing, bro? Ain't nobody, ain't nobody, call you over here.
Speaker 1:I know you're about to try it. We're about to try these. Live review. Live review right Glazed donuts. Right little team.
Speaker 2:Little tip touching. He really said mmm. He really said mmm, that shit is sweet, that shit is sugar, that shit is, that's what it tastes like just sugar, bro.
Speaker 1:That shit is just sugar. This thing is sweet.
Speaker 2:The filling inside is not even bread, it's just sugar. It's just sugar, right, it's like a. It's just sugar. Let's see, oh, he spit it out, eat it. Oh, he liked it, he liked it, he liked it.
Speaker 1:I don't know how I feel about it.
Speaker 2:For me, the texture is not it? It already stuck to the roof of my mouth.
Speaker 1:The texture is not it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, sweet as hell. I'll take another bite of this four. Yeah, all right, that shit's very sweet, that shit, I feel, maybe if the texture was a little different.
Speaker 1:Maybe if you warm it up Like a honey, bun type shit.
Speaker 2:All right, we're about to do another one. All right, we're about to. I go like, okay, it's going on me. It's going on me though Q. I feel like if you warm them up, Right.
Speaker 1:Out of a scale of one to ten, I give it like a seven.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, I give it like a three. Oh Okay, okay, I give it like a three. Oh, dang Three. But that's just because it's just too sweet for me. That's why that is a texture. It really didn't. It doesn't even taste like a donut.
Speaker 1:No, it doesn't. It kind of reminds me of a super donut.
Speaker 2:Who said a super donut. You ain't about to do the super donut like that.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no, no, no, like the.
Speaker 2:Texture inside, or what.
Speaker 1:It just it's like a hint of super donut for me, like it reminded me of the super donut, I guess, like that bread consistency or like the bread, because I don't eat my super donuts cold. If I have super donuts, no super donut, you gotta eat it warm. Why is it common to eat it cold If?
Speaker 2:you eat it cold. You're a fucking menace dude.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, yeah, it's like the texture, yeah, like. Like the pine, uh-huh. Yeah, like the breading, uh-huh. It just reminds you of the Superdome. Yeah, it reminds you. It reminds you of what true.
Speaker 2:It reminds you of better times. That's really it, but. But the sweetness is.
Speaker 1:It's pretty good, huh. Nah, it's just, it's there, it's there. It's hurting my teeth.
Speaker 2:Oh, it hurt your teeth too. Oh God, I didn't want to say nothing. That shit hurt the fuck out.
Speaker 1:First bite it hurt my teeth. It hurt my teeth Like the top of my molars or whatever. Uh-huh, we got cavities. It's right in my t2. That shit crazy. Hold that. So today we're gonna be talking about. Tell him, yeah, what we talking about today. But these don't, bro loki want to fuck these up right, those you want. Some of these, yeah, I'll take some of those my fuck y'all be picking up. I haven't ate yet you haven't ate yet.
Speaker 2:You haven't ate either. I haven't ate either. Yo, we fucking hungry. I was going to get food, but I was like I'll just wait.
Speaker 1:My fault, bro. Y'all can't hear us munch. My fault. I'm going to keep the mic away.
Speaker 2:Yeah, those look good as fuck. What are those? The Pringles cheddar cheese.
Speaker 1:The Pringles cheddar cheese. So fucking good. The guy I work with. He told me about a crazy combo you can do. He said if you get like the ranch with like the sour cream, two separate chips, stack the chip on top of the other chip Crazy bro, ranch sour cream.
Speaker 2:They got ranch Pringles with the sour cream. Both Use those two Separate. Those are both separate flavors, yeah, but like put those together and eat it. Okay, I'm on low key.
Speaker 1:Low key might be onto something. Bro, we got it Low key.
Speaker 2:Hey, low key. Hey, because Pringles. You can't go wrong with the Pringles, unless you're going with them weird ass flavors. But then that's a gamble you're willing to take.
Speaker 1:really Go ahead bro, do a stack, do a stack.
Speaker 2:I seen this somewhere, motherfucker, we starving. Yeah, that's so good. Yeah, fuck it, end up.
Speaker 1:It's about to. I'm about to say Is it for real? No, oh, what about ending it?
Speaker 2:No, I was no, I was saying about the the time.
Speaker 1:Oh no, no, we got like a minute. I mean we got. I said a minute, I didn't hear record.
Speaker 2:Don't worry, all these jokes are scripted.
Speaker 1:Right, this whole entire podcast is scripted. All right, my fault, y'all. We had to take a quick little snap break. Today we're going to be talking about the well-known, most infamous grandfather, og hype beast. Super saiyan Kaioken shinran wish creepy pasta. Today we are talking about slenderman that works damn bro, sorry y'all, this cable is my fault moving too much. Oh, it's because I'm holding it from right there, oh okay, quick, uh, before we start.
Speaker 2:I used to think slender man was real bro, me too, like for real.
Speaker 1:I used to think this dude was like for real, for real, but I feel like that's like the whole creepypasta thing like it. It would play on you like as if it was real. If you didn't know, you would think it was real.
Speaker 2:Bro, that motherfucker had a hold on me, bro. I used to Me too. It got me bro. That shit dead ass got me bro. The OG, bro, the OG got me bro.
Speaker 1:Did you ever play the Slenderman games? No, but I would watch people play it. Oh, you did. Uh-huh, I'd watch PewDiePie play it, but then I started playing it myself. Oh, really, uh-huh. I would like sit in a dark room, put my headphones on and play like the eight pages of whatever. Yo, what the fuck I'd have to volume up, yeah.
Speaker 2:I'd just be, bro. Freaking screen would start getting fuzzy like I'm over here. Oh yeah, him getting scared by the uh. What ben the uh, oh yeah the creepy poster, the creepy poster showing up on the screen. I wonder why. I fucking wonder why.
Speaker 1:Yo what the fuck, I don't know what happened to me I'll pass it.
Speaker 2:All the lights on Broad daylight Outside.
Speaker 1:No, I'll be awake, ball him down Late as hell that night playing that game.
Speaker 1:I remember one time it was me and my cousin and I can't remember who else was awake, Probably my little brother. I was like you want to do something fun. They're like what? Put these headphones on, Play this game real quick. They didn't know what was going on and I just wanted to get their live reaction. I was like, just look for these pages in the woods, that's all you have to do. Then, when Slender man finally catches you, like jump scares you, I guess, or whatever. I thought it was pretty funny.
Speaker 2:Bro, that shit is insane. I would see people play that shit, but I'm like how y'all doing this, bro. That is insane. The way it works. Move bro. You got chips over there. Move. What's wrong with you? Alright, bro.
Speaker 1:Without further ado, we got carried away again.
Speaker 2:Alright, we're going to talk about the Slender man. Want me to start, yeah you go.
Speaker 2:Alright, slender man Off the rip. It's a fictional character who originated as an internet meme and has since become a prominent figure in online urban legends and creepypasta. Slender man was created in 2009 by eric nutson under the pseudonym victor surge for photoshop contests on something awful, awful forms. The initial concept involved images of children being followed by a tall, thin, faceless figure in a suit. The mythos grew through collaborative storytelling and image sharing on online forums, eventually becoming wildly popular and evolving into an urban legend.
Speaker 2:Slender man is typically depicted as an unnatural, tall and thin humanoid figure. He wears a black or gray suit, often with a red or black tie. His face is usually described as being fearless or completely white, with no hair. Some accounts also describe him as having long tentacle-like appendages that emerge from his back. Um slenderman is known for stalking and psychologically tormenting his victims, particularly children. He is said to cause a variety of effects on those around him, known as slender sickness, which can include paranoia, nightmares, hallucinations and physical symptoms like nosebleeds. His presence can disrupt electronic devices, causing static or other interference. Some versions of the myth attribute him with abilities like teleportation, shapeshifting, mind control and time manipulations. Some stories explore the idea of people being taken well, quote-unquote taken by Slenderman after learning about him or encountering him. He is also associated with quote unquote proxies, which are individuals who are under his influence or control. I know this.
Speaker 1:I know that either.
Speaker 2:Many stories focus on Slenderman's method of stalking and psychological tormenting his victims. He is depicted as appearing in the background of photos or videos, slowly drawn closer to his intended victims. The psychological effects of his presence, such as paranoia, nightmares and hallucinations, are common elements in these narratives. Did you want to keep going?
Speaker 1:Yeah, you got it.
Speaker 2:Many stories place Slenderman in forested or isolated areas, as this is a common setting for creepy encounters. These stories often describe people getting lost or encountering something unsettling while in the woods. Okay, so now I'm going to talk about the footage and video series type of you can say, like content that goes along with it. A significant part of the Slenderman mythos has been popularized through found footage, style videos and web series like Marble Hornets. These stories often depict characters to cover information about Slender man through distorted or corrupted media. Some stories attempt to connect Slender man to older legends or myths, suggesting he is an ancient entity. These stories might explore his purpose, history or origins in different cultures. Um, you want to keep going?
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:The Slender man myth has inspired various forms of media, including video games like Slender the 8 Pages and Slender the Rival, web series and films. The character has become widely known in 2014 due to a real life incident in which two adolescent girls committed a violent act, claiming they were influenced by the slender man legend. This is an inspired debate about the potential impact of online narratives and vulnerable individuals. Um on the a page, on slender the eight pages, uh, which is a video game? Uh.
Speaker 2:This is the original free-to-play indie horror game that brought the Slenderman to a mainstream attention. Developed by Mark J Hadley, the game challenges the player to find eight pages scattered through a dark forest while being pursued by the Slenderman. Gameplay involves navigating the environment with only a flashlight and limited stamina, avoiding direct contact with the Slenderman to survive, and it gained popularity through online let's play videos and inspired numerous fan made games Slender the Arrival, which I didn't know about. This is the official sequel to Slender the 8 pages, developed by Blue Oak Studios in collaboration's the official sequel to Slender the eight pages, developed by Blue Oak Studios in collaboration with the creator of the Slenderman mythos. It expands on the original premise, with the storyline, improved graphics, new characters and a variety of locations. Did you know about this one?
Speaker 1:I remember seeing the arrival because, like I said, I watched PewDieBot play it, but.
Speaker 2:I really can't remember too much about it, oh okay, I'm just going to explain it a little bit more. And there's the player's take on the role of Lauren, who is searching for her missing friend Kay and gets drawn to the Slenderman's influence, and the game features multiple chapters and expense to lower the Slenderman and his proxies. All right, that's all I got, really. That's pretty much it, though that's the only thing with Slender man that is Slender man yeah.
Speaker 1:You talked about how he looks right, Mm-hmm. And you talked about the tentacles. That's pretty much it, right there man.
Speaker 2:That's all with Slender man. Everybody knows who.
Speaker 1:Slender man is. Everybody knows who Slender man is. If you don't know who Slender man, is.
Speaker 2:You probably are, Bro. Look Bro. Like I said, I used to believe that this thing was For real. Me and my mom Shout out. My mom, she really just be putting up with my bullshit.
Speaker 1:She really just be on board.
Speaker 2:Always there just putting up with my bullshit. Anything I find.
Speaker 1:New Call of Duty game. New Call of Duty had no business being there.
Speaker 2:Had no business being there, bro. She there with me bro. Black Friday was there with you Every part of the bullshit that I had, bro, shout out my mom, bro for real. I don't know if it's a good thing, bad thing but she's encouraged every little part, every little thing that I've done.
Speaker 2:So shout out to her. But we used to watch slenderman videos, bro, I remember. But we, I saw this, we well, we saw this video of, like a supposed slenderman bro to like a couple years ago really, but I used to think that shit was till. I was like, okay, this is like a creepypasta. Now we haven't talked about this, but this is something I do want to cover. Uh, topaz.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, we did talk, Just briefly, yeah, just briefly, that's what I was thinking it was, because at the time, cgi really wasn't that. So let me tell you what the video is about. The video is, I think, it's in Brazil. It's either Brazil or Miami, one of the two. They're very similar um of this, like slender man looking creature climbing the side of a building. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Okay, okay, like the big spider the big spider thing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, that one that video, bro.
Speaker 2:That video, I think, had me believing that it was. For real, For real, for real bro, I ain't gonna lie bro, like that. And then I was just we would watch like all the now that I know but creepypasta videos. That was like describing what Slender man was and all that we used to watch. The fuck out of all that.
Speaker 1:I was in the same boat too, bro. Bro, like I said, like you watch the, like the youtubers playing and everything, and then just like, uh, just watching the videos yourself about the creepypasta or whatever, or yeah, just like about slenderman, you'd be like this shit for real, bro but I just think, boy, if I'm out, if I'm out too late, it's gonna get me.
Speaker 2:But like I did it, like it's crazy, I just you gotta get props to wear.
Speaker 1:Props, dude, bro, like to have like people actually like oh yeah, I was about to say that too, yeah like like such paranoia, such paranoia or something that isn't real, bro like something you created right. Countless people to lose sleep go crazy. I'm not saying it's a good thing, but like I mean actually affect them in in a way where they would act upon it. But, um, um, have a strong community, like make a community more tight knit because of it, or whatever I guess.
Speaker 1:So to say, like be involved, like have a community be so involved with it and everything, which, which I find so cool, bro, like this man really cooked up. Well, this person cooked up the whole Slender man thing from scratch, bro, from scratch, bro, from scratch. Right, that's so cool, right there. For real.
Speaker 2:For me it's crazy. The effects, well, the story about the girls committing interplayment on cinnamon, but it is outrageous, brother, to to go, you know, um, to kill somebody and just say this is cinnamon made me do it. That's what for me, okay for me. That's why the cinnamon, for me, is like a topa, because I feel, in a sense, even though, look, even though, even though we know, you know, it's made up, but enough people believing it too, like I believe it can, it's real and I feel like it's actual, it's real for someone actually going that far to do something like that. You know it's, it's crazy I know like.
Speaker 1:I mean, like I said before, bro, like, especially if, like, uh, like, if a demon can somehow draw the energy like get in. Yeah, like play a part into it and then get all the attention, get the energy from people like the anxious energy or whatever, the fear, whatever, if that's whatever, whatever fuels them or whatever I have no idea, but I feel like they're attracted to it. They like to sense the feeling of people's uh, fear.
Speaker 2:I guess, right right, I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 1:Honestly, and I feel like the demon. Be like, okay, you know, I could, I could, I could make myself look like this, or right, right, I can make this person think I ain't think about that damn, so I'm gonna just play my part and get a little bit of their energy right to feed myself or some shit that is crazy, that is I ain't thinking about that yeah, I see that I ain't thinking about that kind of like you know something just playing on your biggest fears thing, and that aspect, yeah, me personally yeah now that is crazy.
Speaker 2:I ain't think about that. I ain't think damn, I ain't think about that. I think damn, I ain't thinking about that would be such an easy, uh, way to manipulate, manipulate, yeah, someone, bro.
Speaker 1:That is crazy I don't know, though I don't know, y'all let me know. But um, I got a couple accounts. I know they're not real okay, okay, go ahead well I'm I'm not down people's stories, but you know, you know, aye. You know, so this is just a couple stories that were probably put on the internet for entertainment purposes. But I just figured. You know it'd be pretty cool to listen to them.
Speaker 1:So All right, this one starts out as I was 14 at the time and staying at my cousin's place near the edge of george washington national forest. We were playing manhunt after dinner with few neighbors when I saw someone way off near the tree line. He wasn't anyone we knew. He was freakishly tall and wore a black suit. I remember thinking who wears a suit in the woods? He didn't move, just stood perfectly still. When I looked back again, maybe 20 seconds later, he was gone. That's when I noticed something was wrong. I couldn't breathe right, my ears were ringing. My cousin, who was hiding nearby, suddenly bolted out of the trees, pale as a ghost. He said he saw the same man and that he had no face. We didn't sleep that night. My cousin had night terrors for months afterward eventually moved out of the house.
Speaker 2:We never talked about it again after that summer that's pretty crazy, man, that's just crazy, right there if we, if we just play into the fact that, okay, the story, the story is, is real, you know the story, the person actually saw that.
Speaker 1:That is crazy to experience, that, though right to, to actually see that like I know it's not slender man, but people do tend to have them stories where they see figures on the edge of a tree line, whether it's like the wendigo or uh bigfoot or some form of like or ghost demon, whatever it is, but it's common for people to actually see something like that, like common in the sense of stories like I saw something in the tree line. It was looking at me, or I saw a witch or something.
Speaker 2:Right, right, right, that is. Yeah, you're right, that is a very common and I feel like just going based off what you said, like, okay, maybe it's a demon is just playing off what they know is gonna scare, maybe, you see, maybe there's maybe not a demon, but maybe a spear or there's something. But there's something because, for all we know, maybe they did, they probably did see that, you know they, probably we, if we, if we, if we go down that route of like, okay, maybe they did see it, maybe they did see it, but maybe it wasn't specifically just Slenderman, maybe it was something like showing itself as Slenderman or just like you said like a Wendigo, something showing itself like a Wendigo, something showing itself like a witch.
Speaker 2:It'd still be crazy that there's something that knows what you right, what you scared of and as well as you show us, and just by the tree line it's crazy, it's just that that earring is bro they know how to play on your fear and everything.
Speaker 1:Bro, that's crazy stuff right there, oh, but you can't be uh on there by me that was gonna say something, oh, okay so go ahead, but um yeah, it was a pretty good story.
Speaker 1:I got like two more other stories. This is called the static man. This is in medison, minnesota. This is, uh, from the no sleep form. All right.
Speaker 1:So it starts off like this when I was younger, we had a baby monitor for my little sister. One night I was in my room trying to fall asleep when I heard static, then a low, garbled whisper coming from the monitor. I thought it was my mom at first, but when I checked she was asleep everyone was. I walked back to the room and the static got louder the closer I got. Suddenly the monitor picked up a strange crackling voice that said Don't look outside. So of course I did. There was a man standing on our lawn no face, long arms that stretched almost to his knees. I blinked and he was gone. That's when the monitor cut out completely. My sister was found crying the next morning, saying the tall man was watching her from the window. My parents installed security lights and new locks. I never saw him again, but for weeks afterwards I would wake up feeling like something was in my room. Pretty crazy, that sounds like them, uh, them short horror stories.
Speaker 1:You know I'm talking about like, uh, with that voiceover, with the ai voiceover, yeah or like the ones where it's like because you know common ones, you heard is like uh, my mom, you know I'm home, I'm home with my mom and I'm upstairs and she keeps calling my name and I keep saying what, but she never answers me.
Speaker 2:So I head downstairs and then my mom from upstairs in the room next door pulls me oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, don't go, yeah, yeah, yeah, it sounds like it does, it does, it does those are pretty good stories I actually like reading, I like story, yeah, I like stories, reading them or watching them because some people do some like short films with it and everything I actually like that, um, it's, it's like I don't even know how to say it but like for people to have like these experiences.
Speaker 1:I mean, yes, it's a made-up thing, but like we were saying, you know, it could actually be something that plays off your emotions, yeah, it could. Your vulnerability, yeah, I feel like it.
Speaker 2:I feel like it. Yeah, like I feel like with your case, like the fact, the menace, the menace. Little kid watching scary stuff at night, headphones in all by himself.
Speaker 2:You know, lights off, you know all that. And then you see, you know, like you said, but you know all that. And then you see, you know, like you said, but you're seeing that I feel like you said, but, like you said, that day too, you know, there could have been something influencing that, like that type of energy. That's what I feel like some of these stories like, even though we like, well, we, you know, we know Slender man not real, but, like I said, I feel like maybe it could be a combination, like the topo, you know, you putting out the energy, like you know, I'm scared of this and then something that maybe you hasn't noticed, you or like you haven't noticed it. Actually it's like, oh okay, I know what I can, I can use to scare with.
Speaker 1:No, I agree bro, I agree 100%. I feel like sometimes, well, most of the time it's probably like a 50-50 thing, 50% something time.
Speaker 2:It's probably like a 50 50 thing 50 something is happening and 50 is just in your mind. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's the other thing. Yourself, uh, you, uh. That's just it's. I got the word in spanish.
Speaker 2:I can't think of anything unless you uh, you prime yourself yeah okay, yeah, you prime yourself to like, oh, whatever, it is real, like, like, like me when I was younger, but I didn't know that it didn't, that it was just a creepy possible. So when I see the video I'll be like you know, could that be, could it? And like at the time, but there was no ai, there was no cgi.
Speaker 2:I mean there was, but like you had to go through so much work you needed a whole ass, like you needed a whole ass software software, big ass computers, and then just to be up on youtube like like for me that, like no and you can see the camera being recorded from like somewhere someone's shitty ass phone like, but who knows, bro, who?
Speaker 1:knows bro. No, I agree bro, I agree 100. It's crazy stuff out there, bro, for sure you can't right. We can't deny that there isn't something crazy well, crazy stuff out there.
Speaker 2:I mean for those that Right.
Speaker 1:We can't deny that there isn't some crazy stuff out there. I mean for those that do believe. I mean the demons walk among us. Right, they're everywhere, they don't tell us when or where they pop up, but they will pop up from time to time. I got one more story Go ahead bro. All right, this one is the Proxy in the Basement. Is the proxy in the basement. I used to live in houston with my older brother after our parents passed. He was never the same after a hiking trip in arkansas or arkansas, or arkansas, however y'all say it.
Speaker 1:Um, he started drawing strange symbols, sleeping with lights on and going into long silent spells. He kept saying he's coming and warned me not to go into the woods alone. One night I found him in the basement sitting in front of a wall. He'd covered with pages full of tall, faceless figures in spirals. I swear the room felt colder than it should have. He looked at me, smiled and said he talks to me now. That was the night he disappeared. No signs of forced entry, no note. Just one thing left a crude drawing. A crude drawing of a tall man with no face, and words follow written all over. They ruled it was a runaway case, but I know something took him.
Speaker 1:I still have dreams about those drawings oh, hell no um, that was pretty much it okay, okay yeah, um, it says why slender man feels real like a couple okay, okay, okay little tidbits and like, I guess, little not facts, but like little information, I guess yeah, yeah explain it why some people have like that okay, yeah, like that real feeling okay so it says crowd sword smith like folklore.
Speaker 2:Different people added to the store, to the story so it's like if not just one person, but multiple people were talking about, or adding more to it.
Speaker 1:It does add to the sense of, uh, legitimacy, I guess and I feel like that.
Speaker 2:That that's. That's mainly the the main thing with most creepypastas too, like. That's why like, like, like the rake or like other stuff that we cover, like that's mainly the, the main thing with most creepypastas too. Like. That's why like, like, like the rake or like other stuff that we cover like that's why it seems so believable like he's. That makes perfect sense, honestly all right.
Speaker 1:It says lack of origin. He's ancient, in some versions alien and others always mysterious so that adds to the whole suspicious or mysterious aspect of it. Uh, digital omnipresence. So he was pretty much like everywhere. Whenever uh slender man was starting to pop off, he was always on.
Speaker 2:You would always see something about him on youtube or youtube, social media yeah, you literally hear it from your friends, right and stuff like that, right, right about it and that just added more to like.
Speaker 1:It started like sitting in the back of your head type of deal and you're like dang that makes sense, that makes sense, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:That would make people like you can like when slender man they come out, it literally was everywhere bro, literally it was everywhere like video games about him.
Speaker 1:You had um, you had so much bro. He was like so popular.
Speaker 2:Back in the, but I feel like it's not the same. But the way, the amount of YouTube videos that would just show up back in the day and you just didn't know. Like you either believe it or don't believe it, and it was up to you. Because I feel like it's not the same, no more. I feel like you don't like. I feel like now you see a video like okay, that's fake, but I like, I feel like now you see a video like okay, that's fake. But I feel like back then there was a time on YouTube where you would see a video and you couldn't really know if that was, if that was fake or if it was real. Cause like now, obviously no, we got AI. We got like literally what we just talked, like what I was just saying, like you needed so much to make a fake video.
Speaker 1:Now you you just tell it what you want to do be.
Speaker 2:Exactly Off your phone fake video. Anybody can upload fake video Back then. I just feel like it was such a rare.
Speaker 1:So me throwing it back is all a deep fake.
Speaker 2:I promise it's a deep fake.
Speaker 1:That's not really me, me in Atlanta, georgia, atlanta Georgia, on a Saturday night Wearing a fresh fit.
Speaker 2:it's a we're in a fresh fit it's a, it's a deep fake.
Speaker 1:I agree though. I agree though, bro, like just the whole sense of everybody adding more to it or just talking about it just made me feel like damn, maybe this thing might be right it's gonna sit in your mind like it's gonna sit in there and it's gonna play tricks on you. It's just your mind saying, oh, it could be this right or it's all is that?
Speaker 2:maybe. That maybe is what would get to you all right.
Speaker 1:And the last one, uh, psychological, psychological manipulation. His powers are vague but suggest a control over thoughts and perception which aligns with railroad fears like schizophrenia, ptsd and paranoia. So that's pretty much like you're saying like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah it's just your brain pretty much, bro, like your brain saying yeah, this might be it, this might be why you hearing, hearing all these crazy noises.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:Oh shit.
Speaker 2:Fuck.
Speaker 1:My fault. Yeah, that's pretty much it, though, bro. I mean, I guess, like on a power level I mean not power level, but like on a scale what would we scale Slenderman as? Because it doesn't really say what he does, but he has tentacles.
Speaker 2:It has telling exactly, exactly. But I guess the main thing you get lost like he loses, like you end up go missing. You're never going missing like he disappears, you without. But how does that? But it doesn't exactly, they don't tell you like does he Right?
Speaker 1:Does he rip your skin off? Does he just?
Speaker 2:kill you, murder, you Like, yeah, it's just, most of the stories are just like, like the story you just covered, like my brother was gone or like he disappeared or he went to the woods and we never saw him again, or it's just stuff like that. So compared to because this is like a whole new category of the creepypastas compared to the creepypastas it's, I guess it's the shroud, the fact that it's just shrouded in mystery that just makes it scary. But you really.
Speaker 1:I really don't know what what it's capable of, for I don't know he can do a comic comic high and obliterate you like right, I guess, in the sense of grading it with the other creepypastas, slenderman would have to probably be a I mean maybe a five for me, because yeah, it's five only because he can do something to you. Paranoia, wise, or whatever uh make you disappear. Uh, cause um you to see crazy stuff or whatever. Yeah, whatever it does yeah, but that still leaves the other five to what can he do you?
Speaker 1:know right like for all you know for all we know it, it's a.
Speaker 2:It's a simple death.
Speaker 1:He probably goes up behind you, kills you and youangles you with a tentacle, don't even know you died.
Speaker 2:So yeah, I would say more of like a three.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:Three, yeah, yeah, nothing really higher than five, because it's just because we really don't know where it all like.
Speaker 1:That's why I gave him a chance.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he has has the chance to be able to do something, but I'm going to leave it like a, and then obviously any other person can just write whatever, like some crazy stuff that did all this and did all that, but he fought the Hulk and beat the Hulk. For all we know, you know for all we know. So I mean yeah.
Speaker 1:Stanley confirmed it.
Speaker 2:For me it's just a three. Obviously, you know you end up going missing, but we don't know if you were tortured for like five days or you got skinned alive or some shit like that. Some wild shit like that, you know.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:But yeah, for me it'd be a three, bro, Okay.
Speaker 1:No, that's good, I can respect that, I can see that but y'all let us know what y'all think, right, y'all let us know what y'all think about slender man. Let us know Y'all enjoy the creepy pasta things that we do. If y'all want more, y'all want less, y'all want us to do actually more, uh, urban legend type stuff. Y' Send us an email. I mean, yeah, send us a message on social media, at KOSMIC underscore COVE, on Instagram and on TikTok, or y'all could just recommend some creepypastas to us or other cryptids and stuff like from around your area or from your country or anything, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:We're open to new things and excited to expand our knowledge on what other people like. Common things for other people.
Speaker 2:As you know, it's always different in different areas. It is, it is.
Speaker 1:Yeah, sometimes. Sometimes it might be the same thing, but like their version of something.
Speaker 2:Right how we discovered that before. We talked on that before. Same thing, but like different reasons.
Speaker 1:It'd be different, like Bigfoot's, really big on that.
Speaker 2:Bigfoot, the Pugwudgies and the Duendes different, same, but different type shit.
Speaker 1:But y'all, let us know what y'all think, Let us know what y'all grade is for Slender man. They'll be like I can't believe y'all saying it's a five minute three. This is a 10 out of 10 for.
Speaker 2:All right.
Speaker 1:Cite your sources, give us your facts.
Speaker 2:I'm going to need to see some work.
Speaker 1:All right, tell me what he can do, but that's going to be the end of this subject. We're going to go ahead and head off to the next and last subject. Go ahead, y'all. Let them know what it is Bow, bow, bow bow.
Speaker 2:So okay, final one Is this going to be dangerous or discontinue board games or old type of games? After much research, Monopoly. Monopoly. It's one of the worst.
Speaker 1:One of the game that ruin families.
Speaker 2:Ruins families. Honestly, it's horrible. It's horrible. It's a horrible game. It's a horrible game I was playing, but yeah, okay, okay, while we're starting off.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, it's a horrible game, it's a horrible I was playing um, but yeah, okay when we started off okay, okay.
Speaker 2:So mine are kind of short, just because kind of um. So there was this game, game called swag. It's called swag, but in essence, what it turned out to be is just bloody knuckles oh, okay um, it started off with SWAC.
Speaker 2:It had me confused for a hot minute because, I looked up, that's an actual SWAC board game, nothing to do with this, but yeah. So essentially it's just like Bloody Knuckles If y'all know what Bloody Knuckles is. I think this is just a dude's game. You punch each other's knuckles until they bleed. That's pretty much it.
Speaker 1:Bleed, that's pretty much it but people use quarters and stuff sometimes quarters you're supposed to use like something to rip the skin and something.
Speaker 2:Oh, you just just hit them. Fuck, just hit them. I, I used to, I used to play that. I used to play the other one where you, uh, get hit on your, on your arm and then that's the other one that we used to do. I used to do. I used to do that in the bus.
Speaker 1:I forgot about that. I don't even know the name of that game.
Speaker 2:I don't know the name of the game, but it's some of the dumbest shit. Looking back at it, I was like what the fuck was I doing, bro? It's just painful. You just put yourself through some painful shit for fun. Yeah, just literally just for fun. It was so dumb.
Speaker 1:Just to pass the time, just to pass the time, just to pass the 15 minutes of game. Big old bruise on me.
Speaker 2:Could have killed me, but I don't know why the fuck. I used to play that, but that's it. That shit is not it that shit is not it right there.
Speaker 1:You said you did play, but yeah, I used to play I used to play bloody knuckles.
Speaker 2:I used to play, like the other punching game. Um, what else do we have? Uh, well, as far as that, yeah, just as far as that. That first one, yeah, that that's what I used to. Uh, I used to play that one. I don't. I haven't seen or like heard anything, but I don't think they play that no more. Really, this generation too soft y'all too soft.
Speaker 1:I was playing, but sorry, I was trying to see the ones I had. Um, this one's called uh, hold on, this isn't even that crazy, I guess like the ouija board right but I wanted to cover that, but I didn't want to either why, not I.
Speaker 2:I I was like, should I put this one there? I was like I know reverend's gonna put it in.
Speaker 1:I just know he is well, I wasn't too sure, because I mean sorry y'all, I was trying to look at my notes but the ones I have weren't really all that good, at least to keep it on entertaining aspect. But yeah, like the Ouija board, bro, because you know it was essentially made to, it's a board game.
Speaker 2:That is a straight up it was so For some people.
Speaker 1:For me, yes, it was. It's the devil.
Speaker 2:Yes For me too, but the fact that they were selling it to kids and just advertising for me it's insane.
Speaker 1:That is crazy, right there bro.
Speaker 2:I just don't think that many people know what it is or what it really is. That's why I feel like they just market it as like no bro, countless, no bro, countless. I have part like from the family, from other people telling me countless things with the. If there's anything my mom ever engraved in me was like don't ever touch a Ouija board. Do whatever the fuck you gonna do, but don't touch a Ouija board. To this day, I'm not, I won't, I can't.
Speaker 1:I, I don't think I could either, bro. I mean, maybe when I was younger I would have done it.
Speaker 2:Yeah maybe if I was younger. I ain't gonna lie. I got invited one time To go play the Ouija board when I was younger. I was about to, I was about to go bro.
Speaker 1:Were y'all gonna play In the cemetery.
Speaker 2:Nah, we was just at her house, we was just gonna Play over there, but I was like Nah, call me a bitch, I don't give.
Speaker 1:I was going to go to a cemetery and play with them. The cemetery.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh fuck, that's what we were going to do?
Speaker 1:I can't remember who I was going to go. I want to say it was me and my sister and a couple other people.
Speaker 2:Not your sister, bro. Oh my God, that's like the worst person to have. That's the worst.
Speaker 1:That's like the worst person to have right there with you. What's going on?
Speaker 2:Like during the like if he did see something, what's going on? What's going on? I don't know. I'd trip her up.
Speaker 1:They got me.
Speaker 2:Bro, not the same as today, bro. There's just a fear that I have for the Ouija board. It's just, it's the respect and the fear that I have for it. Like you know, you stay over there, bro, you good bro. If anybody was to bring a ouija board to my house, bro, I'm, you know I'm not. I'm not wanting to kick people out, but don't come in here.
Speaker 1:Don't come in here, bro, don't hey it's funny that you say that, no, no, I wouldn't even buy it, bro, like I can't I can't, I don't even feel comfortable getting stuff that represent it.
Speaker 2:You know I'm saying the same format, same layout and everything like.
Speaker 1:I mean really you can just do a ouija board with a. I don't even feel comfortable getting stuff that represent it. You know what I'm saying? The same format, same layout and everything.
Speaker 2:Like I mean really you can just do a Ouija board with a piece of paper, like that's all. But if you need, if it's that easy, something that's that easy is never good. Like like hoes, if it's too easy it ain ain't good.
Speaker 1:I learned it that hard way, you know. But, but, but. Ouija board is for all the people that don't know what the ouija board is. Oh yeah, essentially just like a game that you was like. Imagine a board. You have numbers on the board, you have all the letters of the alphabet on the board, you have a goodbye, you have a yes, a no, um, maybe some other stuff.
Speaker 1:I can't remember that should be, that should be it, all of it, yeah and you essentially just like, do like a seance type of thing where you like, just get. Like, get in the room you have your candles on, get in the circle and everybody puts their hands on this thing called the planchette, or planchette or whatever you want to call it, which essentially just like a triangle.
Speaker 1:It has like a glass piece or window piece in the center of it, and that is essentially telling you what letter that the after the spirits are choosing. Pretty much so. It's like it'll drag it from one letter to one, another letter, another letter, and it's spelling out words for you, communicating with you from the questions you you ask.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you have to ask it and they'll answer the questions that's essentially.
Speaker 1:That's just pretty much what a ouija board is, but many people have done it. Like you said, there's countless stories personal stories or stories that you've heard from other people about people who actually went through with it, and it's never. It's never a good thing.
Speaker 2:Let me, let me, let me tell you why. Why it's not? It's because most people mostly they just want to talk like to always think it's a spirit or relative is bad.
Speaker 2:exactly most of the people that do, or some of the people that do it. They just want to talk to a deceased family member, something like that. The thing is is essentially you're opening up a portal or like you're opening up yourself to let a spirit come and talk to you. Problem is you not. You don't get to pick the spirit. It's like a DMV. You're not picking the shot, you're not picking who you go with. You get whatever the fuck is around, like whatever is around, and they'll lie to you. I got stories where they'll lie to you and make you think you're talking to your deceased ones and then they have you doing like it's just crazy, it is Just thinking about that shit.
Speaker 1:I don't know. Yeah, it's pretty crazy stuff right there. That's why I'm glad. Well, I don't know, they don't sell it. No more, do they?
Speaker 2:Like at Target or whatever. I'm going to look it up right quick.
Speaker 1:I know they had it at Toys R Us Like a glow in the dark. Oh they did. That's why Toys R Us is closed now, because they sold it Made them go bankrupt. No, I'm just joking.
Speaker 2:Uh, they sell that bitch at Belk Ace Hardware Curbs. They sell that bitch at belk ace hardware curbside. Pickup walmart, ain't no way, yo they still selling that shit ain't.
Speaker 1:No way, bro, bail. No, that's crazy, right there, bro.
Speaker 2:That's crazy um bro, what in the?
Speaker 1:world bro that's crazy I, I, I couldn't bring myself to play it, but I just couldn't. I couldn't do it, like I said, maybe if I was younger. But it's just the consequences that you hear somebody so many like, so much people say like, oh, I did it.
Speaker 2:And then um my lights would start flickering or I'd feel like somebody was always behind me, or I'd catch a shadow moving quick at the corner of my eye and, yes, shit will always start going bad, they say, is because you gotta in a sense log out or like say goodbye, and most people get scared and just their first reaction is like fuck it, let's just put it up, let's throw it away. So I said you know, we're like that, you. You basically, essentially, you just open up a portal and now the portal's open, so anything can keep coming through.
Speaker 2:Whatever's the logistics of that, whatever it is, it's never a good thing, never good results, unless you're really in tune and you know what you're doing, which honestly nobody really does. It's just, it's such a simple game. Like I said, it's so easy. If it's so easy to get to, it's just nah, it's, it's. It's so easy and the repercussions are just so big that it's it's not worth it. It's. It may seem like fun games, but when your house is haunted and like shit keep happening and you having no bro I love my sleep bro, no, no, that shit would that shit would drive me insane for real, bro.
Speaker 1:You got shit coming out, your freaking cabinets and shit, right, fuck, no, fuck, no door slamming door slamming for real for all that, all that paranormal shit, bro.
Speaker 2:All that, no, bro, no, that shit be crazy. That was a good one.
Speaker 1:What you got, bro. I don't got nothing now, bro, sorry, what'd you got?
Speaker 2:I'm going to eat the covers and hide now, bro. Okay, okay, okay, let me give you this one. Okay, lawn darts.
Speaker 1:Oh, I had darts, oh, I had that one. Okay, okay, you got it. Why don't we get it? Because I got other ones.
Speaker 2:No, you good got it, okay, okay, uh, wait, you got a lot of notes for that one, or just no, no, okay, okay, I got a little bit too okay, uh, lawn darts.
Speaker 2:Let me tell you what they are. Have you ever played with these? I've never played with these. Okay, these are just thinking about. These are for kids. These are for kids. Large metal tip projectiles that were a major source of accidents, leading to fatalities and thousands of injuries, before being banned in 1988. Uh, a study by National Library of Medicine indicated that Longdart's injuries resulted in an estimate 675 emergency department visits per year, with a case fatality rate of 4%. That's a lot. The most common were head injuries. I'm sorry. The most common of injuries were head injuries, including skull punctures, fractures and brain trauma. Also, eye injuries obviously led to blindness and other serious eye damages, face injuries and obviously the worst one was death. Essentially, lawn darts was just darts, but you just play them on your lawn. It's self-explanatory. But, yeah, these things I did not know. These were that bad, honestly.
Speaker 1:I didn't know either.
Speaker 2:I didn't know they were that fucking crazy. But I mean it makes sense. You got kids playing. Let's be honest, this is America, baby. I don't supervise kids. Let's be honest, this is America, baby. I don't supervise kids. Let's be honest, leave them out there and just playing with those toys. I mean, it's just a matter. Look me and my brother. We used to play Star Wars with my dad's levels and that's just us on a regular day. So you give these kids actual, like pointed kids, actual pointed, sharp darts. They were huge, they were big. You just throw them over, try to get them just like darts, but I can only imagine the amount of injuries and everything.
Speaker 2:I mean, I was a kid once. You don't think about these things as a kid. The fact that it was for kids is the crazy part, and it is wow, bro.
Speaker 1:This is why especially because, like you know, you're putting uh, you're getting with like little kids dangerous things, and then you know there's always going to be times with little kids but like I bet you won't gonna stand over, look like we've done I bet you won't, I bet you can't catch it, I bet you can't do this and that, and that's always gonna lead to somebody getting hurt. It's always gonna lead to somebody crying or some shit.
Speaker 2:Look we've done that so many times. It's it's just, it's just a a nature of um, it's just a nature of kids. Really, bro, you can't, uh, you can't help it, you really can't help. It's just kids being kids. Yeah, for real, that's, that's pretty much just what it is.
Speaker 1:It's just kids being kids you said it's like games that were discontinued, right, yeah?
Speaker 2:like anything really it's. Uh, I know I said board games, but I know there's not a lot of board games that were discontinued.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to think of this other one. There was, like there was like this one. I could have sworn they had like one where you like played with like some nuclear stuff oh, yeah, I got that one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I got that one. Go ahead, bro, go ahead.
Speaker 1:I really don't have much like. The ones I have are like pretty nah, I know cause like the rule, cause I thought we were just doing straight board games and stuff.
Speaker 2:Nah, I know bro, when I looked it up, there's nothing, bro. Honestly.
Speaker 1:Mine are just saying this game was a little edgy.
Speaker 2:It was a little bit Edgy or like choke hazards or like full of lead. I saw a bunch of those, I know bro.
Speaker 1:Go ahead though.
Speaker 2:Talk about which of those lifeful I know, bro. Go ahead, though, talk about the one you had. All right, bro. Um, okay, it's called the gilbert u-238 atomic energy laboratory. Okay, so it was a kit that included. Uh, okay, it was a toy set containing radioactive materials that are, um, and the king included. The kit included uranium and other radioactive materials, but the radiation exposure was considered minimal, so, but still, it was kids literally just playing with nuclear, uh nuclear elements, bro.
Speaker 1:That's crazy right there um I did.
Speaker 2:I I looked so hard and try to find like the play set or like not the play set. But if there were any injuries or, like you know, like leading to obviously because it was, it was leading to cancer or anything like that they said they had nothing oh wow, yeah they didn't have any like well, there you go.
Speaker 1:Y'all kids are safe to play with any nuclear waste material according to this, this game company, not us, not us, not us.
Speaker 2:No, but I got this one that's actually like. This was actually bad, so this was called Creepy Crawlers I don't know if you've already seen it. Okay, so it would create. So you melt plastic like this. It was a substance you would melt that you would create plastic slush and metal molds and you basically, uh, okay, so you were creating just basically bugs. You would just be creating bugs with this thing, but but it was like an open furnace type of thing, so it obviously burns. Um toxic fumes uh, hold on while we're listening, like I don't got my notes. Um the metal molds toxic fumes burns.
Speaker 2:Uh, so many kids got burns they got scarring they got went to the hospital because toxic fume exposures, chemical burns too, and all hundreds of injuries right. So then the company was Metal that made these right. So then they tried to rebrand themselves and they reintroduced it back in 1978. Still wasn't safe to know.
Speaker 2:And then in the early 2000s or like late 90s, they made another one that changed them and everything. It wasn't the same. No more, but but. But so many kids got injured from from from all this bro, all all these um getting burned, getting, uh, getting hot stuff that was melting on their bodies and stuff like that damn bro, that's crazy I ain't gonna lie, I would probably be one of the kids that we got burned just kept playing with it. But to be real, but why is my skin?
Speaker 2:right. Why is my skin right? Why?
Speaker 1:is it so bad? I guess, like I guess this one's called um the cannibal kingdom I mean oh shit okay okay, it's nothing crazy. It was like a colonial era adventure game. Well, board game it was like from the late 1800s to the early 1900s. It was published by parker brothers and similar companies.
Speaker 1:Uh, so essentially players just like navigated a jungle map full of savages, cannibals and travel traps and the objective was like to escape the trade, escape the, uh, escape the area with treasure and go back to civilization. So you use dice, you use dice and movement cards and the only reason why they banned it or people stopped buying it or it was taken off the shelf was because, um, it was like deeply racist and oh, okay, okay, I'm saying so like it like uh promoted that, or it was like strongly yeah, yeah, that was just a race against gays.
Speaker 1:Yeah, pretty much okay, okay yeah because it depicted, like the indigenous people, as like violent, primitive uh creatures or whatever. Um, it was removed from the catalogs in the mid 20th century as value shifted. And a crazy thing about the board game was these games were used in school to justify imperialism and it's now studied in museum exhibits on racial propaganda. That's pretty crazy, bro. Yeah, they'd have like the little kids play. They'd say some off the wall stuff playing that game. I ain't gonna be the good guy.
Speaker 1:You gotta play as that well I don't going to be the good guy, you got to play as the me. Well, I don't like playing as the me.
Speaker 2:Nah, that's crazy, though, To think how society was once. I mean, we're not far, that far off.
Speaker 1:We should kind of like that to be honest with you.
Speaker 2:We got to think about it, I know y' it I know, I know y'all, I know y'all degenerates. I know y'all be saying some crazy stuff when you them group chats bro, them Discord logs. Bro in school, it's crazy bro.
Speaker 1:I know that is crazy right there, bro, but I mean that's pretty much all the ones I have bro. I mean that's pretty much all the ones I have bro. I mean I have more, but I mean they're not really all that good. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, there's some crazy games out there.
Speaker 2:It would be cool to at least look at them you know, just to see A glimpse of how they were Like, how the type of stuff they used to do. Damn bro, what a time. I know.
Speaker 1:What a time, I know.
Speaker 2:What a time.
Speaker 1:And here I was Thinking, monopoly was good, right.
Speaker 2:Have you ever got Magic Monopoly?
Speaker 1:Bro, always Bro, it's not a time I don't, because motherfuckers Be cheating, motherfuckers be making Like deals under the table and everything I'm like.
Speaker 2:Who we play Monopoly with Last time. I can't even remember it was always john too, I think. But nah, that shit, that shit, having heated, bro, because I kept on landing somebody's property, bro, I was broke, I was broke man, that shit had me. I was like you said, but I was doing deals on the side. I was talking about look, listen, there's something about Monopoly, bro, yeah them games are so long, bro, monopoly games are so long.
Speaker 1:I actually like Monopoly, like I liked playing Monopoly a whole lot as a kid. But nobody likes to play it and the games take too long.
Speaker 2:The other thing is if you play against somebody that just knows because there is a strategy to Monopoly.
Speaker 1:And.
Speaker 2:I play. Just when I do play, it's just to have fun. And then there's people that just play and they're like I need this.
Speaker 1:I need this.
Speaker 2:I'm like they say you know, they're like that whole, you got to pay them rent for every little spot you land at. You're like God damn what the fuck happened.
Speaker 1:That shit is crazy bro. That shit is crazy bro. But uh, I is. Do you have another board?
Speaker 2:game. Yeah, I can put another board game. Yeah, we'll do one more because it's almost that.
Speaker 1:Two, two hours and three, all right, uh, I'm getting sleepy, bro. My eyeballs are getting heavy.
Speaker 2:Who way you're gonna sleep in there? I'm hungry, I'm sleeping.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, that's right. I'm just going to go buy the dogs some dog food. I haven't bought their food yet. Oh, for real. Yeah, I got to buy them food too.
Speaker 2:Damn, All right. So this is another game like Bloody Nuggets that they used to play back in the day.
Speaker 1:Okay, so this is called.
Speaker 2:The Choking Game. This involved calling off the oxygen supply to the brain, often through strangulation to achieve a brief high. It was sometimes causification related or for fainting game and has been linked to numerous, numerous deaths. Um, that's, um, okay. So methods include applying pressure to the neck with hands or ligatures like bells or scarves, or by holding one's breath and having pressure applied to the chest. And the game obviously can lead to severe and potential fatal consequences, including seizures, brain damage, retinal hemorrhage, stroke and death. Deaths can occur quickly, even within minutes.
Speaker 2:Yeah so this is a game that you should play.
Speaker 1:Hell no, bro, getting choked out For fun Hell no bro.
Speaker 2:Getting choked out For fun, hell, no For fun, we're not even fucking, just choking.
Speaker 1:In all fairness, I'm not going to say who it was or who it is, but I know someone that knows someone that used to do that as a game.
Speaker 2:As a game.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:I ain't going to lie. I tried to choke myself one time, just to see.
Speaker 1:What reverence was on?
Speaker 2:Just to see what the fuck reverence was on. Well, no, I was playing. No, I tried to choke myself once I was like how I couldn't choke myself, like I couldn't like, like I don't know why the fuck I did it, but I just couldn Like, do it Like.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like it takes all your like Primal instinct.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Primal instinct, your instincts to like Survive.
Speaker 2:Survive. Yeah, I just can't do it.
Speaker 1:But that's the fucking game, that's like the whole thing With the carrot. The carrot, you know, like a carrot you can. That's how easy. Like biting into a carrot Is essentially like Biting your finger off. That's how easy it is. What's me like if you get a carrot and you just that's how easy it is to bite your what the fuck, but it's just because your brain doesn't allow you to do it.
Speaker 1:That's the only reason why you can't do it, because your brain's like telling you no, we know just that why I can't tell my own dick. My brain, it's all my brain, or at least that's what I heard, bro. I heard it from a couple, I think, yeah, like a couple teachers or some shit like that uh-huh but they say essentially that's how, that's, that's exactly the same force to bite a carrot.
Speaker 2:It's the same force that needed to bite off your finger. That's crazy, but you do put a lot of force into a carrot you do. I haven't thought about it like you really. You really do, because the carrot is crunchy, it's hard, it's a solid vegetable. You don't Damn. Hold on. Yeah, for real. You know what I'm saying. Hold on, jamie. Pull up the facts. Jamie. Pull up the video.
Speaker 1:Well, at least that's what the teachers told me.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So if I'm wrong, the teacher's wrong.
Speaker 2:It's the teacher's fault, tight shit. So can you blame me for being wrong?
Speaker 1:Tight shit. It was the school system that failed me For real. Always has, always will. But yeah, that's pretty much it, bro. You got anything else, or are you good?
Speaker 1:Nah, I'm good, bro, I'm good, I wish we could keep talking, but it is late, bro, it is huh. I got so much stuff still left to do. I bet we're going to end it off on this episode, y'all. I mean we're going to end it off on this topic. Thank you so much for listening, Thank you for tuning in, thank you for always supporting us, for listening to our podcast, for looking at the TikToks, for following us on Instagram and everything. I really appreciate it. It means so much to me. Shout out to all people that still return, listen to the podcast, to all the new people that just stop in and then just don't come back. You know, I really appreciate the stream. Um, our numbers, our numbers have been doing a little bad, but I think that's just my fault because I'm not being consistent with my whole uploading and everything. But please forgive me, bear with me, y'all. Bear with me, just give me some time.
Speaker 2:Busy.
Speaker 1:We've been busy, I know there's no excuses for all this stuff. I mean, you got to make time for everything, but we had the baby shower. It's my girlfriend's birthday. I've been working oh, it's your birthday too. 14, 15-hour shifts and everything.
Speaker 2:Let me see.
Speaker 1:Hold on 20 minutes.
Speaker 2:You said hold on, I need some OT 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Speaker 1:No, like 12 hour shifts, that's not too bad.
Speaker 2:I thought it was like 14, 15. That's crazy. No, you need to go into that 11, leave it at 3, like me 12, 13 hour shifts.
Speaker 1:This is not too bad I was. I might have been Exaggerating a little bit, sorry y'all, but yeah, that's pretty much it, you know. Thank you for tuning in. Thank you for all the people that listen. Like I said, um, be sure to follow us on social media. You know that's uh, k-o-s-m-i-c underscore, c-o-v-e on instagram and on tiktok, k-o-s-m-i-c space, c-o-v-e on youtube.
Speaker 1:Um, leave a five-star review if you can. You know, know, five or 10, 10 out of 10, five out of five. You know it really helped us and I appreciate it so much. Shout out to my cousin, Pepe. Shout out to my girlfriend. Thank you for always listening. Thank you for supporting me on this journey. You know, I hope to bring up the quality on everything. You know, we got the new episode coming up with the special guests that we got, one of which the person still hasn't messaged me back, even though I messaged him for an update. But it is what it is, I guess. Damn, I was going to see if you wanted to ask your cousin. Yeah, I can ask him. I'd say ask him Was it for this weekend, right?
Speaker 2:Is it this Next weekend? We're not.
Speaker 1:We're going to record, but I this is not this, because not this one next weekend we're not.
Speaker 2:We're gonna record, but I'm gonna be at the beach next weekend oh, okay, okay, because that's what I'm saying, but it's like so much, yeah, yeah hopefully after this month is done.
Speaker 1:You know what? Never mind, because my dog, she's gonna have puppies. So oh wait, did you not know that?
Speaker 2:oh, I know that, oh, by by the other one, uh-huh oh, you didn't know.
Speaker 1:I know I'm telling you I've had, so bro bro, not just that other crazy stuff, right, you really miss it out on the good stuff bro so it's been a hectic for me.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna need one. I'm gonna need one of those, yeah, who got two dogs I need another one bro, I need a big one bro.
Speaker 1:All right, we'll talk about it after bro, but it's been so crazy y'all. It's tough. I'm at work, freaking, worried about my career and everything on what I want to do in life and this and that, being a dad managing everything, you can always stretch out by so much man For real, yeah. It is tough, but tough. But I mean it's worth it in the end. But fuck man like you. Why can't I have more hours in the day, man?
Speaker 2:I need. He said I need 30 hours in the day.
Speaker 1:I need 30 hours. Just give me five more extra hours, right? 24?
Speaker 2:six more hours, sorry, yeah.
Speaker 1:My brain is frying. Um yeah, that's pretty much it, Y'all you know. Uh, um, I'll catch on the next episode. I'll pass it off to y'all. Y'all, let him finish it up, Wrap it up.
Speaker 2:Uh just want to shout out Sammy, Jeroenie, Sammy, Uh, if you do get into this and here it is uh just just want to tell sammy you've been doing an extremely good job. This man has surpassed me.
Speaker 2:I don't think I can really teach him anything else oh well he is, he's learned going honestly, bro, he's, he's, the work he's doing is better than my work. It's, it's, it's just it's. It amazes me, bro, the way this man picked it up. Sammy, I'm really proud of you, bro. Keep up the good work, bro, for real, you're doing great bro. You're doing great. You're doing good, sammy. You're doing so good bro.
Speaker 1:That's a child.
Speaker 2:That man for real. He told me he wanted to learn, so I teach him everything I know.
Speaker 1:That's good, though, bro.
Speaker 2:There's just a couple things, just because we haven't had the chance to teach him that we haven't had that type of work yet. But, bro, basically everything else is just. There's some small things. You know it too.
Speaker 1:There's some small things, them things comes with experience.
Speaker 2:I mean with that it's like the experience has to make up for that, but the short time he's been working with us and actually wanting to learn, he's picked it up so well. So, good, so, so good, but I wish I had someone teaching me like that when I was his age. For his age, bro, he's learning. I wish.
Speaker 1:I would have done, broke Off and Made my Own Company For real.
Speaker 2:No for real. Like it's insane.
Speaker 1:His knowledge.
Speaker 2:I like it's, it's, it's insane, like his knowledge. I asked him the other day. I was like are you thinking hendry your own team now? And he's like, no, not yet, because there's still more I want to learn. I was like, yeah, see, that that's good, that's the right answer. That's the right answer, but the other?
Speaker 2:stuff is your team right, but the other stuff he hasn't learned is just it's stuff we don't do constantly, so it's stuff he doesn't. He can't learn yet, like cuts and stuff like that. But overall, over the main work that we do, bro, that man has, I don't even need to tell him really he just, he just knows, he just knows. Now that's when you know.
Speaker 1:Yeah they're doing good when you don't have to tell them what to do. They just get to the job, unload their tools that they need and just go straight to.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he literally just he's on it. And now I'm just I don't know what the fuck I do now because, honestly, I'm just, you know, and it's good, because I'm handling so much other stuff. Now I got to, especially since my dad's not here right now. I'm handling so much other stuff. So then I'm with the stress of like fuck, I got to get I get back to the house. It's already done everything I was worried about. So I'm like like houses I will factor in. Okay, it's gonna take like four or five days.
Speaker 2:You know, we're down to like three, two days and we're already like looking at another one yeah damn, bro, that's good, that's real good right there, bro, that's good but yeah, sammy, shout out to you, bro, you keep up the good work, bro, just keep going forward, don't go back um right you're doing so good, bro, keep that up, send me and you might.
Speaker 1:You might be able to get to drive the van maybe I'll tell you, bro, you keep that up.
Speaker 2:Uh, this next thing is yours, bro, you, you, all right I can't, I can't teach you nothing else. But I just told him look, I'm gonna teach you what I know, how I do it. But if you find an easier and faster way to do it, just do it.
Speaker 1:Don't that's always a good way to be right there, bro. A good teacher like that bro, like they'll teach you the way they know, but if they're okay, with you finding your own way, as long as it gets the same results.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's all. I want same results. If it looks like what I do at the end of the day, do it, you know. But yes, sammy, you, you, I told you, I've already told you, but just so everybody fucking knows, bro, you're doing a really good job bro.
Speaker 1:Right. So anybody wants their hardwood floors done, tell my man, sammy Sosa, to come do it for you Hit him up, pull a low. No insurance, though. He can do it for the low though.
Speaker 2:He can do it for the low.
Speaker 1:But yeah, I guess then you're good yeah, I'm good yeah, all right, but all right, fellas, or? All right, people, we're gonna catch on the next episode. I'm fucking tired, sorry, we'll catch on the next episode, so peace.
