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EP 51- We just wanted to talk about creepy internet stories!
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Gather 'round the digital campfire as we journey through the internet's most spine-tingling legends and folklore! This episode spirals from hilarious personal anecdotes about algorithm mishaps to deep dives into the most haunting corners of internet culture.
We kick things off by dissecting the infamous Russian Sleep Experiment—that creepypasta that had us all convinced Soviet scientists had created monsters through sleep deprivation. Remember that terrifying image that circulated with it? Turns out it's just a Halloween prop called "Spasm," but that knowledge doesn't make it any less nightmare-inducing when we recall how it terrorized our younger selves.
From there, we explore the fascinating world of Pugwudgies—the mischievous, sometimes malevolent goblin-like creatures from Native American folklore. These small but mighty beings are said to possess incredible powers: shapeshifting, invisibility, and even the ability to lure people to their deaths. We debate their threat level (somewhere between 6-10, depending who you ask) and notice striking similarities between these creatures and similar entities in Mexican folklore, suggesting a universal aspect to these supernatural beings.
The episode culminates with our journey into the bizarre universe of the SCP Foundation—that collaborative fiction project describing a secret organization containing anomalous objects and entities. From the deadly SCP-096 that hunts anyone who sees its face to the absurdity of sentient plastic flamingos coordinating attacks on suburban families, we highlight some of the most creative entries in this expansive digital mythology.
Whether you're a longtime fan of internet horror or just curious about the stories that keep digital natives up at night, this episode offers the perfect blend of genuine chills and side-splitting commentary. Drop us a comment with your favorite creepypasta or SCP—we'd love to know which digital monsters haunt your dreams!
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Speaker 1:it's your co-host, yahyo, my boy, reverence, it's your boy, oh shit, it's your boy who doesn't cut off his. It's the wind. It's the wind, really, the wind, child oh no. There was a crazy man outside. Is there what it do Cosmic Cove Back again, back again. That's right, that's right, that's right. 51 episode Big 5-1. Big 5-1. I really just there we go. Now we got color, yep yep, yep I feel like we just invented color. Who made that?
Speaker 2:thing Clap right quick though. You seen it, bro, you seen it.
Speaker 1:And I really just we got that turbulent, all that turbulence. That helicopter, that's right, bro what it do, cosmic Cove, what it do I don't even know what drink I want 51. What was I gonna say? How was your week, bro? It's been so long. It's been forever, bro. It's been Since the last episode, since the last episode Another gray hair.
Speaker 2:What was I going to say? How was your week, bro? It's been so long. It's been forever, bro. It's been Since the last episode, since the last episode.
Speaker 1:Another gray hair Do I got one real. I don't know what happened to the other one. I don't know what happened to it.
Speaker 2:It fell. I didn't take it off, I left it on there. It's right here. It's weird. I had a gray hair who said you'd be stressing me out. I was like, bro, you need to run me some money or something over this job, bro, because I had no money to stress me. No, but I told her she was like where I looked at it Really what? Happened? Was it gained color again?
Speaker 1:Wait, I did send you the video, right. Yeah, you sent me the video.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I sent you the video, yeah no, no, um, when I seen her you hadn't sent the video yet, but, um, I really don't know what happened to her I told her to check, she said it wasn't there, and then I honestly forgot till now she said there's no white hair, just a bunch of lice, ain't no? Gray hair. But your, your ass is split my boy, but now I don't know what happened to it. Bro, she, she getting colored again, bro.
Speaker 1:Really I was going ultra instinct mode.
Speaker 2:Right there, a little bit, really, really, you ain't know at the moment, you ain't know at the moment, bro, but at that moment, bro, freezy's launching an attack. You feel me who said real quick, real quick? You feel me he missed, he missed.
Speaker 1:Jiren and Broly saying something about how about, how about? We 2v1? Uh, reverence mmm. I was the real gorilla, mmm, mmm, so I just had to hit him. Come here, knuckleheads, mmm. Alright bro, I had to grab both of them by their skulls.
Speaker 2:Nah, but nah, but it be like that. Uh, I said this to you. I don't know if you've seen it yet which one. Uh, about to be like that. I said to you I don't know if you've seen it yet which one it's. But, alright, so you be. It's like the video just shows you like some interesting stuff, like it be legit some interesting stuff in the video, and so you be like locked in in the video just watching it. It be like two dudes kissing. I don't know if you see, I said to you I'm not bro, they got me, they got me like three times.
Speaker 1:We say look at that video. You just played the end part. You just kept watching the end part.
Speaker 2:Oh frico, oh no, Bro, that shit, that shit, Bro. I be just watching, you know I'm like okay, okay they be, they get. Oh my, they just be rolling my mobile. I'm like, damn, they got me again. It's the most unsuspecting pages, bro. I bet you I can find one right now who said my algorithm?
Speaker 1:man, I swear.
Speaker 2:I did not put that brick. I did not put that brick, I did not expect to see something like that on my For you page. I sent it to somebody. Everybody got like four plus messages, hold on, nah. It to somebody. Everybody got like four plus messages, hold on, nah. I don't. It's somewhere. You sent it to Diego bro, probably home, he just he sent me messages he be sending me some foul stuff too. Bro, I'm like Bro, I let my messages stack up, and then I finally.
Speaker 1:Y'all need to freaking reset your algorithm.
Speaker 2:Nah, the algorithm. They had reset the algorithm, did they? Yeah, they had reset everybody's algorithm, bro, because it was just showing stuff that wasn't that you had looked at For like two days. Tops, it was working like a normal Instagram page, and now I don't know if it's like the stuff I'll be liking, or the all I see is flaccid, and then just, and then just went back to the same bullshit. I don't know what happened and then I laughed.
Speaker 1:He was there at that one video for five seconds he's like yeah, we got him, that's what we know.
Speaker 2:He like this little old freakazoid over here and then and then I get dudes kissing them.
Speaker 1:So shit, kind of crazy shit, shit just my algorithm.
Speaker 2:Nah, the other day I told my brother too. I was like, I was like why you reset your algorithm, bro? Like I just be scrolling a bunch of bitches, just twerking and shit. He's like I was like I didn't even like this.
Speaker 1:He's like I did it.
Speaker 2:I didn't like none of this. I did not.
Speaker 1:Nah, I think they just like throw it on, like the mail. I think so, bro, because the mail pages bro.
Speaker 2:I didn't even ask for that, bro, but like, if I save it, that's not my problem, like that's none of their business If I favorite comment and like it Right. Send it'd be a whole.
Speaker 1:It'd be a whole bot page girl, you fine as fuck.
Speaker 2:Nah, bro, I mean. Nah, I see that it was like a bot page, like you can tell it was a bot. And so dude was like the thing is, I would do to your girl and then, like everybody on there was like bro, you know, this is like a, this is like a fake page, right, cause it was talking like to the girl but like they used.
Speaker 2:Yeah, bro, it was an old head bro just saying some freaky ass shit. He replied like four times and then replied to his own comment, bro Dang, saying something so crazy bro, Bro, that honey pack, bro, that honey pack gets you acting like that Unc.
Speaker 1:You need to chill, Unc, Unc.
Speaker 2:it's two in the afternoon, my boy.
Speaker 1:Once that honey pack come off that fitted bro, that's game over.
Speaker 2:Go eat your fried liver my boy Off Instagram.
Speaker 1:You know what's funny, though, when you get on Instagram or let's say Instagram, because I don't have Twitter. Oh, okay, you find a thirst trap page right.
Speaker 2:Touch it. Touch it Casually, Casually. You look at the comments Right your boy is on the comments. No, I'm not. No, I'm not, uh-uh, uh-uh.
Speaker 1:Uh-uh, you'd be having to take that. I'd be like, should I take a screenshot? I was like, nah, I'm going to do it like this they talk about I can take you away from this baby girl.
Speaker 2:You don't got to show your body, no more.
Speaker 1:I could change your whole life around. I was like Ain't no way, bro, who?
Speaker 2:put my secondary account Please.
Speaker 1:No Fresh said have you done? They're like If you wanted a friend, you could've just.
Speaker 2:Nah, it be them dudes. You know Other dudes talking about she not gonna let you hit low bro. I'm like nah, cause I seen dudes talking about Talking about you really don't gotta do this to get likes blah, blah, shut your bitch ass up. She's not gonna let you hit bro. She's not gonna let you hit that shit bro. There's nothing wrong with it, bro. There's nothing wrong with it. I just find it like a little humorous. She be fun as hell, bro.
Speaker 1:Instagram is just because you think about it, you like you doing your thing. You know you're living your life. You know you just like watching TV or playing Xbox or whatever it is you're doing. At that same very moment, your friend is in his room, dark ass room, dick in hand, on Instagram typing to these girls saying what?
Speaker 2:you think they're typing with left hand or right hand?
Speaker 1:But he, what you think? Is he typing with left hand or right hand? He typing with his?
Speaker 2:He typing with his dick. He's typing like a stylist. He's using it as a stylist, Swiping like a stylist Said do get pointy at the end Screen all sticky. That should really be on there, although if not right now, we'll be fucking up. When you can see the likes On Instagram, you can see what your friends be liking.
Speaker 1:Oh, for real. Oh, yeah, you can. I've been watching some crazy videos. I'm like who the hell, who liked it?
Speaker 2:I was like who watches this, but it be surprising me sometimes Liked by Yayo.
Speaker 1:I'm like, I was like ain't no way.
Speaker 2:Hey look, hey, I know what I like and what I like. I put a little heart on it.
Speaker 1:You feel me, I was like that ain't no fucking way who the? Fuck watches this and I see your picture float up.
Speaker 2:Nah, bro, they were getting me when they were on that Brain Rock shit, bro, what you mean? The Brain Rock videos of Tra-Leo Tra-La? Oh, I don't know why, bro. Bro, I found that shit so hilarious. I know you know a lot lower, bro. Let me tell you, bro, go ahead, explain to me. So I was chilling, right there but my d look good, all right, but I'm not. I'm not doing this, bro, I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this on the podcast it's a real thing.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, they no. It was brain rot, but people started making lore for it. So it's a, it's a whole, it's a whole lord. I don't know why. That shit, that shit, that shit, that shit cracks me up, that shit cracks me up.
Speaker 1:As soon as that dude starts speaking, bro, then it be the other dude 2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2 no, but on a serious note, 100 b1 versus the big silver back gorilla, what you think? We talked about a little bit on last episode, but after the last episode.
Speaker 2:But I've been thinking of a game plan really, because just in case.
Speaker 2:Just just in case, just just just about walking, just if I go on the zoo, at the zoo, right at the ashboro zoo. Ashboro Zoo, best zoo ever. Any other city has a zoo. Y'all zoo is trash like. I'm sorry, but this is a, this is a fact. Asheboro Zoo got the best zoo out there. We got continents, we got continents. We got we're getting the Asia continent added to it. It is ain't it, bro, what we about to hear, I know, but best zoo out there, but anyways, um, let's say, you at the zoo, and then the gorilla skates, right, 100 dudes out there, right, what we gonna do first of all, first of all we, first of all we. What we about to do, bro, whoa, that's, that's right. You and me, just that's right, just us two. I'm waiting for you to pull up too, don't worry, I'll wait.
Speaker 1:You just going to turn around and my shadow's going to blame you. Looking around. The whole shadow going to be looking around everywhere, like where he go.
Speaker 2:Bro, I see some dude talking about me watching my homework get used as a flashlight because they decided to go on the oh my God. So check this out, bro, in order to not be used as a flashlight by the gorilla. Look, there's going to be casualties. There's going to be casualties. I'm not going to be one of them, though. You hype up. You hype up at least 20 of them. You hype up, just hype them up. Right, those go in the foot. I was about to say, hey, look, look, you need 10 crackheads.
Speaker 2:Juice them up.
Speaker 1:Juice them up, drug them up. Send the 10 crackheads up front Now. 10 crackheads might be enough, though If it's enough, it's enough Because, sure enough, if they bite. He got diseases, he going down.
Speaker 2:Poor gorilla going to catch rabies or some shit.
Speaker 1:Poor gorilla going gonna have AIDS, not again.
Speaker 2:But you're saying them right, those are gonna be sacrificial lambs really. They just there to wear down the gorilla.
Speaker 1:We don't like that terminology. We say brave warriors. Oh, that's right, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 2:But you send them in, let them wear them down.
Speaker 1:What happens?
Speaker 2:happens to them, there's going to be death, death's inevitable, inevitable.
Speaker 1:What is it called Inevitable? Inevitable there we go, inedible.
Speaker 2:You can't eat the gorilla, so once you see them start thinning out, that's when you send 30 more.
Speaker 1:Who is these?
Speaker 2:30?. These are the ones that just saw everything happen and now their brain is going off primal instinct now. And now they're rushing there. You still got to stay by the sound line, you can't just jump in.
Speaker 1:Would you put these?
Speaker 2:30 on psychedelics? Nah, because if you put it on psychedelics it's going to freak out. You think so. I think so Personally, personally, If personally, personally, if someone is taking psychedelics, you put something like that, but psychedelics take about an hour, two hours to even kick in, so so we gotta postpone it. So so that's a game, that's a whole game plan itself. You saying 10 crackheads and then you saying 30 psychedelics. Fucking, put them on, they might be able to talk to the gorilla. To be real, they might be able to. They're probably on the same Wing length. To be real, they just have a conversation. While they're having A conversation with them, the whole gorilla is just Bang.
Speaker 1:I just come back behind them Whole gorilla Beating on his chest. Then that's what we see, what the people on Sockadelic sees, like a Gorilla, like with the Monocle on. I say, good sir, what is this Quarrel for? I say, good sir, what's this? What is this quarrel for? For what is this unnecessary death? And bloodshed or some shit like that. I don't know how to speak like that while they're having that conversation right there.
Speaker 2:I go behind the grill and just put him in the chokehold like that. He can't get out, bro. He can't get out bro, and that's it, and that's it.
Speaker 1:We won, we won that's it and that's it. We won, we won. That's. That's on um and that's on uh, I don't know what to say. It's on and that's on my hood and that's on my dead gerbil right, there you go on my dead gerbil real shit right there let me see him escape this headlock instantly, instantly breaks, instantly breaks my arm.
Speaker 2:So ragdolls, ragdolls, my body he finished pumping me, hitting me against the trees and shit.
Speaker 1:It's just my arm left no, bro, I was thinking about it what you got, what's your, what's your game plan? Everybody's all worried about this gorilla talking about something 100 this, 100 that, 100 MMA fighters, 100 Kimbo slices, 100 Mark Henry's. You know what? Fuck that gorilla? Why the fuck is that elephant looking at me like that Yo?
Speaker 2:Yo oh shit.
Speaker 1:Forget the gorilla. Why is that elephant side-eyeing me yo?
Speaker 2:Gorilla just looking at you as you run towards the elephant Gorilla, hold me back.
Speaker 1:Don't do it, bro. Don't do it.
Speaker 2:Gorilla joins you Now.
Speaker 1:Now we on to something. No, we said 100 gorillas versus one elephant.
Speaker 2:One human, one gorilla, versus 100 elephants.
Speaker 1:No, that's it. You tell me you can't take it. What the hell are we going to do to an elephant?
Speaker 2:I'll bite that toe. That shit going to hit you with his nuts bro, dig on my head, get the fuck out of me, little bro. That shit going to give me concussions and shit Going to put my head in my face, bro.
Speaker 1:He going to trap you in like Sal does bro. He going to trap you in like Sal does bro. He going to get him with that hood. He going to trap him with the hood, if y'all know what I'm talking about. Sal was a whole freak of league bro. He was using his hood, if y'all know what I'm talking about. That boy got a cobra in there, a hood. He had a hood on his. He was trapping motherfuckers with his.
Speaker 2:That artwork was nabolical bro.
Speaker 1:Look, bro, that's the inventory stash. That's a satchel, that's a man-made satchel right there, gary.
Speaker 2:I know y'all play Minecraft, where y'all think he keeps all that weapons at, where y'all keep y'all money at, where y'all keep y'all blocks at.
Speaker 1:Tell him he's walking around in your pockets, inside my tie my hood. I tie it, not that's my. I said waterproof.
Speaker 2:I always keep a last ditch reservoir for water. That's my water pack. Long journey that is tied a little bit off.
Speaker 1:Oh balloon. All right, my fault, y'all my fault. They like. I don't want to hear this bullshit.
Speaker 2:Y'all know what I'm talking about, I know y'all know, I know y'all know, for all the people out there with hoods, except for those who can't wear jeans. If y'all know, y'all know.
Speaker 1:Ashy ass head. Damn. I almost pulled up my wrong notes that they got rug burn on it. All right, let's see. All right, so we're going to go ahead and head into this topic. This one's a really good one For all the people that listened to the previous episode. Y'all already know what this is Y'all already know, y'all already know. Tell them, tell them, y'all, let them know. Tell them, tell them, tell them.
Speaker 2:This is the story of a Russian sleep experiment. How Sleep experiment? How to make sure I?
Speaker 1:almost said no sleep experiment. How to make sure? How to make sure?
Speaker 2:I mean technically, technically Low key. He not wrong, he not wrong. Alright bro, how we gonna do this bro?
Speaker 1:What you mean.
Speaker 2:Whole story. I run down the whole story.
Speaker 1:Right now. Run the whole story. Run the whole story. We'll cut, we'll chop it down. Talk about it.
Speaker 2:Okay, bet, bet you let me know when you want me to stop and whatnot. If you want to talk about it, interject, interject. There you go. Are you ready? Because this is a long way that story go ahead, tell the people all right, so I'm gonna start you off. The russian sleep experiment is a creepy pasta which tells the damn already.
Speaker 1:Stop right there. Stop it right there. I thought this is a no Chet. Whole creepy pasta, Not Chet. Where's the aww?
Speaker 2:Not Chet Chet Chet Chet Chet Chet Chet Chet Chet Chet Chet Chet Chet Chet Chet Chet Chet Chet Chet Chet Chet.
Speaker 1:Chet.
Speaker 2:Chet, Chet, Chet.
Speaker 1:Chet Chet. If I see another creepypasta be made again, you're going to make me really angry. Get ready for a second topic.
Speaker 2:You thought we were done, didn't you? Who the fuck picked these topics? Who approved this? We're going down here. You're tired. You're tired.
Speaker 1:times two All right, my fault, y'all. All right, y'all tell them what the sleep experiment I mean, the Russian sleep experiment.
Speaker 2:All right, my fault. All right, tell them what the sleep experiment I mean, the Russian sleep experiment. All right, the Russian sleep experiment is some sort of pasta which tells the tale of five Soviet era test subjects being exposed to an experimental sleep inhabitant stimulant. It has become the basis of an urban legend. So this is a story. So this is a story.
Speaker 2:Russian researchers in the late 1940s kept five people awake for 15 days using experimental gas-based stimulant that were kept in a sealed environment to carefully monitor their oxygen intake so the gas didn't kill them, since it was toxic in high concentrations.
Speaker 2:This was before closed circuit cameras, so they had only microphones and five-inch thick, well huge, glass, porthole-sized windows into the chamber to monitor, monitor them. The chamber was stocked with books, cots to sleep on, uh, but no bedding, running water and toilet and enough dry food to last all five for over a month. The test subjects were political prisoners deemed enemies of the state during World War II. Everything was fine for the first five days. The subjects hardly complained, having been promised falsely that they would be freed if they submitted to the test and did not sleep for 30 days. Their conversations and activities were monitored and it was noted that they continued to talk about increasingly traumatic incidents in their past, and the general tone of their conversations took on a darker aspect after the four day mark. After five days, they started to complain about the circumstances and events that led them to where they were and started to demonstrate severe paranoia. They stopped talking to each other and began alternately whispering to the microphones in one way mere potholes.
Speaker 1:Hold on, hold on. They started whispering into the microphone. What'd you think? They said this motherfucking stinker.
Speaker 2:I was about to say it, bro. I was about to say it, bro. I was about to say the same thing. We trapped in the room what you gonna say when you get to the mic? Hey, bro, to be real, and they give me a mic, they give me a mic. I'm going to start rapping on that man.
Speaker 1:Go ahead. Give him a piece, give him a piece what you saying.
Speaker 2:Shoes blues.
Speaker 1:Zapatito blanco.
Speaker 2:Zapatito azul. I was trying to do that in English, but my brain wasn't doing it.
Speaker 1:What do you say? Eres como una rata, como Pikachu, some shit like that.
Speaker 2:What we do bro. What we do bro.
Speaker 1:Me. I look around the room. All right, Everybody's over, wide awake Me over. I'm walking up to the mic.
Speaker 2:Is this thing on? Oh no bro, I know something I'm doing in there. Is this thing on? Oh no bro, I'm not doing it anymore.
Speaker 1:Is this thing on? Look, I'll give you all the information y'all need. Just make sure I get a double decker no, a double stack. No. A Big Mac no, a quarter pounder with cheese Combo. Please, I'm going to turn off your mic. All I hear is no, everybody's like. What the fuck was that? I don't know.
Speaker 2:Bro, I just go by, walk by.
Speaker 1:I drive them insane bro, I would start driving them insane by day 18, I'd lose it, bro. I put the whole microphone in my mouth and go yeah, you get a shot, we about to get shot bro.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you get a shot, we about to get shot, bro. First thing we get, we get a shot.
Speaker 1:Fuck it, bro I run butt naked past the camera, run, spread my ass and go straight into the microphone.
Speaker 2:What the fuck was that I go behind you talk to the mic. What the fuck shit on this mic. This is.
Speaker 1:Oh pink eye state. Oh, oh pink eye. Oh my god, pink eye infestation In that room. I said, I said I said You's bonzo, you get one of them.
Speaker 2:Big, bad pink eyes.
Speaker 1:Your eyeballs Popping out of the sun All swollen.
Speaker 2:She got a puss coming down Talking about hey man, somebody come get this dude, this dude nasty, You're looking like them.
Speaker 1:close-ups from Flapjack bro. That was what I said. Close-ups of Knuckles.
Speaker 2:No, but what's that dude this is? I don't think. No, it's not William DeFoe, it's this other character. He's an actor, but this is one scene where his eyes are like bulging out. I don't, I can't think of him. It's like uh I can't think of him. That's that's how I'm gonna be, but right that shit. I couldn't be in that room like that bro, they give it my, but I was gonna start fucking with with the mic, but who?
Speaker 2:said fucking the mic hold on there, hold on there, talk about everybody don't look at me, everybody don't look at me. But you, you look at me, you look at me and you, you look at me, you look at me and grab you and choke yourself.
Speaker 1:Oh freak. Uh, uh, uh, uh, don't look away, don't look away, don't look away.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, come here, come here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we need help yo.
Speaker 2:Send help. Experiment not gonna last. It's not gonna last.
Speaker 1:Alright, my fault yo, we'll get back to it. Sorry, sorry, y'all. Fault y'all, we'll get back to it. Sorry, sorry, y'all. Act like y'all weren't going to say something either.
Speaker 2:Right, all nauseas went away. Alright, alright.
Speaker 1:They went into the microphone.
Speaker 2:Alright. Everything was fine for the first five days. The subjects hardly complained, having been promised falsely that they would be free if they submitted to the test and did not sleep for 30 days. The conversations and activities were monitored and then noted that they continued to talk about increasingly traumatic incidents in their past, and the general tone of their conversations took on a darker aspect after the four-day mark. After five days, they started to complain about the circumstances and events that led them to where they were and started to demonstrate severe paranoia. They stopped talking to each other and began alternating whispering to the microphones in one way mirrored potholes. Oddly, they all seemed to think they could win the trust of the experimenters by turning over their comrades, the other subjects in captivity with them.
Speaker 2:At first, the researchers suspected this was an effect of the gas itself. After nine days, the first of them started screaming. He ran the length of the chamber repeatedly yelling at the top of his lungs. For three hours straight he continued attempting to scream, but was only able to produce occasional squeaks those were my squeaks right there, though researchers postulated that he had physically torn his vocal cords. The most surprising thing about this behavior is how the other captives reacted to it, or rather didn't react to it. They continued whispering to the microphones until the second of the captives started to scream. The two non-screaming captives took the books apart, smeared pages after page with their own feces and posted them calmly over the glass portholes. The screaming promptly stopped. So did the whispering to the microphones stopped. So did the whispering to the microphones. After three more days passed, the researchers checked the microphones hourly to make sure they were working, since they thought it impossible that no sound could be coming with five people inside. The oxygen consumption in the chamber indicated that all five must still be alive. In fact, it was the amount of oxygen five people would consume at a very heavy level of strenuous exercise.
Speaker 2:On the morning of the 14th day, the researchers did something that they said they would not do to get a reaction from the captors. They used the intercom inside the chamber, hoping to provoke any response from the captors. They were afraid, um, they were afraid. They were either dead or vegetables. They announced we are opening the chamber to test the microphone. Step away from the door and lie flat on the floor or you will be shot. Compliance will earn you one of your immediate freedom. To their surprise, they heard a single phrase in the convoy's response we no longer want to be freed.
Speaker 2:Debate broke out among the researchers and the military forces funding the research. Unable to provoke any more response using the intercom, it was finally decided to open the chamber. At midnight on the 15th day, debate broke out among the researchers and the military forces funding the research. Unable to provoke any more response using the intercom, it was finally decided to open the chamber. At midnight on the 15th day, the chamber was flush of the stimulating gas and filled with fresh air. Immediately, voices from the microphones began to object. Three different voices began begging, as if pleading for the life of low ones, to turn the gas back on. The chamber was open and soldiers sent it, sent in to retrieve the test subjects. They they began to scream louder than ever, and so did the soldiers when they saw what was inside.
Speaker 2:Four or five subjects were still alive, although no one could rightly call the state that any of them in life. The food rations past day five had not been so much as touched. There were chunks of meat from the dead test subjects' thighs and chest stuffed into the drain in the center of the chamber, blocking the drain and allowing for four inches of water to accumulate on the floor. Precisely how much of the water on the floor was actually blood was never determined. All four surviving test subjects also had large portions of muscle and skin torn away from their bodies. The destruction of flesh and exposed bone on their fingertips indicated that the wounds were inflicted by hand, not with teeth, as the researchers initially thought. Closer examination of the position and angles of the wounds indicated that most, if not all of them were self-inflicted. Indicated that most, if not all of them were self-inflicted. The abdominal organs below the ribcage of all four test subjects have been removed, while the heart, lungs and diaphragm remain in place. The skin and most of the muscles attached to the ribs have been ripped off, exposed the lungs through the ribcage. All the blood vessels and organs remain intact. They have been taken out and lay on the floor fending out over and eviscerated but still living bodies of the subjects.
Speaker 2:The digestive tract of all four could be seen to be working, digesting food. It quickly became apparent that they were digesting. What they were digesting was their own flesh, that they had been ripped off and eaten over the course of days. Whole lot of craziness. Most of the soldiers were Russian special operatives at the facility, but still many refused to return to the chamber to remove the test subjects. They continued to scream to be left in the chamber and alternately begged and demanded that the gas be turned back on lest they fall asleep. To everyone's surprise, the test subjects put up a fierce fight in the process of being removed from the chamber. One of the Russian soldiers died from having his throat ripped out. Another was gravely injured by having his testicles ripped off and an artery in his legs severed by one of the subject's teeth. Another five of the soldiers lost their lives, if you count ones that committed suicide in the weeks following the incident.
Speaker 2:Uh, in the struggle, one of the four living subjects had a spleen ruptured and he bled out almost immediately. The medical researchers have tended to sedate him, but this proved impossible. He was injected with more than 10 times the human dose of a morphine derivative and still fought like a cornered animal, breaking the ribs in the arm of one of the doctors. When Hart was seen to beat for a full two minutes after he had bled out to the point there was more air in his vascular system than blood. Even after it stopped, he continued to scream and flail for another three minutes, struggling to attack anyone in reach and just repeating the word more, over and over, weaker and weaker, until he finally fell silent.
Speaker 2:The surviving three test subjects were heavily restrained and moved to a medical facility, the two with intact vocal cords, continuously begging for the gas, demanding to be kept awake. The most injured of the three was taken to the only surgical operating room that the facility had. In the process of preparing the subject to to have his organs placed back within his body, it was found that he was effectively immune to a sedative they had given him to prepare him for the surgery, he fought furiously against his restraints. When the anesthetic gas was brought out to put him under, he managed to tear most of the way through a four-inch wide leather strap on one wrist, even though the weight of a 200-pound soldier was holding that wrist as well. It took only a little more anesthetic than normal to put him under, and the instant his eyelids fluttered and closed, his heart stopped. In that autopsy of the test subject that died on the operating table, it was found that his blood had tripled the normal level of oxygen. His muscles that were still attached to his skeleton were badly torn and he had broken nine bones in his shoulder to not be subdued. Most of them were from the force his own muscles had exerted on them.
Speaker 2:The second survivor had been the first of the group of five to start screaming, his vocal cords destroyed. He was unable to beg or object to surgery and he only reacted by shaking his head violently in disapproval. When the anesthetic gas was brought near him, he shook his head yes. When someone suggested reluctantly, they try the surgery without anesthetic and did not react for the entire six-hour procedure of replacing his abdominal organs and attempting to cover them with what remained of his skin. The surgeon presiding stated repeatedly that it should be medically possible for the patient to still be alive. One terrified nurse assisting the surgery stated that she had seen the patient's mouth curl into a smile several times whenever his eyes met hers. When the surgery ended, the subject looked at the surgeon and began to wheeze loudly, attempting to talk while struggling, assuming this must be something of drastic importance. The surgeon had a pen and pad fetched so the patient could write his message. It was simple Keep cutting.
Speaker 2:The other two subjects were given the same surgery, both without anesthetic as well or anesthetic as well, although they had to be injected with a paralytic for the duration of the operation. The surgeon found it possible to perform the operation while the patients laughed continuously. Once paralyzed, the subjects could only follow the attending researchers with their eyes. The paralytic cleared the system in an abnormally short period of time and they were soon trying to escape their bonds. The moment they could speak they were again asking for the stimulant gas. The researchers tried asking why they had injured themselves, why they had ripped out their own guts and why they wanted to be given the gas again. Only one response was given I must remain awake.
Speaker 2:All three subject restraints were reinforced and they were placed back into the chamber awaiting determination as to what should be done with them. The researchers, facing the wrath of the military benefactors for having failed the stated goals of the project, considered euthanizing the surviving subjects. The commanding officer and former KGB agent instead saw potential and wanted to see what would happen if they were put back on the gas. The researchers strongly objected but were overruled. In preparation for being sealed in the chamber again, the subjects were connected to an EEG monitor and had restraints padded for long-term confinement. To everyone's surprise, all three stopped struggling the moment it was let slip that they were going back on the gas.
Speaker 2:It was obvious at this point all three were putting up a great struggle to stay awake. One of the subjects that could speak was humming loudly and continuously. The mute subject was straining his legs against the leather bars with all his might, first left, then right, then left again for something to focus on. The remaining subject was holding his head off his pillow and blinking rapidly. Having been the first to be wired for an EEG, most of the researchers were monitoring his brain waves in surprise. They were normal most of the time, but sometimes flatline. Inexplicably. It looked as if he were repeatedly suffering from brain death before returning to normal. As they focus on paper scrolling out of the brainwave monitor. Only one nurse saw his eyes slip shut. At the same moment his head hit the pillow, his brainwaves immediately changed to that of a deep sleep. They flattened for the last time as his heart simultaneously stopped. The only remaining subject that could speak started screaming to be sealed in. Now His brainwaves showed the same, in flat lines, as one who had just died from falling asleep.
Speaker 2:The commander gave the order to seal the chamber, with both subjects inside as well as three researchers. One of the named three immediately drew his gun and shot the commander point blank between the eyes, then turned the gun on the mute subject and blew his brains out as well. He pointed his gun all the. He pointed the gun at the remaining subject, still restraining him to bear as the remaining members of the medical and research team fled the room. I won't be locked in here with these things, not with you.
Speaker 2:He screamed at the man strapped to the table. What are you? He demanded. I must know. The subject smiled have you forgotten so easily? The subject asked we are you. We are the madness that lurks within you, begging to be free At every moment in your deepest animal mind. We are what you hide from in your beds every night. We are what you sedate into silence and paralysis when you go to the nocturnal heaven when we cannot thread. The researcher paused, then named At the subject's heart and fired the EG, flinting as the subject weakly choked out, so nearly free.
Speaker 1:Damn.
Speaker 2:That is the story.
Speaker 1:That is the Russian sleep experiment Bar for bar, word for word, play by play, band for band, inch for inch. Whoa now, whoa now. That was the whole Russian. Whoa now, whoa now. That was the whole Russian sleep experiment. Right there, go ahead, break it down, yaya, what you think about it.
Speaker 2:Ay hola, this is some of the craziest like that to be awake and it's crazy because we covered this. The effects of like.
Speaker 1:Being awake.
Speaker 2:Being awake, hallucinating, hallucinating, hallucinating on that, bro, after the fifth day of staying awake, like that, bro. But being pumped like that to stay up, bro, loosening minds, and then you start eating at itself and tearing chunks off your own body and off the body of other people, bro, that is, that is insane bro. It is, that is insane bro.
Speaker 1:It is pretty crazy right there, bro. I do have some common misconception versus facts about it. Real quick, okay. Okay, go ahead. So the misconception is the story is based on real declassified Soviet documents Okay, but in reality it's false. No documents or evidence has ever been found According to these notes and by notes I mean chat, gbt. Who is the AI to lie to the man we are to trust? The new mastermind of the future, the AI, the new overlord? No, I'm just joking. Apparently there was photos circulating about the experiment, saying that it was real or whatever.
Speaker 2:They had my ass on that. Like the rake, like the rake, like the rake.
Speaker 1:It says photos circulating online of the experiment. I remember that, bro. It's not. It says Photos circulating online Of the experiment. For real. I remember that, bro. It's not so. The famous photo Is actually a Halloween prop Called Spasm, made by the horror game oh Okay.
Speaker 2:I didn't know. Yeah, I know the one looking back, uh huh. Well, like looking at you, like with the smile. Uh huh, bro, I didn't know it was a prop. Hold on, so that thing been the whole prop this whole time, uh-huh I thought the spasm See Right there that one Damn. It fits though, see. So that's a prop, uh-huh.
Speaker 1:Holy.
Speaker 2:It's a prop it's.
Speaker 1:It's just a Halloween prop called Spasm, made by Horror Dome. That's all I can tell you damn bro.
Speaker 2:I thought that was. I thought that was when I was younger. I ain't gonna lie, when I was younger I used to think no, when I was younger, I thought it was real too. I thought it was real. But like, oh, you thought it was a demon, something, bro, I used to think it was real. I used to think for the longest that was uh, that was I did too I thought it was just for.
Speaker 2:I thought they made that picture just for that story. So they just got the picture just from the whole story was real I used to think the whole story was real.
Speaker 1:I didn't know. This shit was fake, so the story actually originated from 4chan.
Speaker 2:We're all good stories coming from. We're all good stories. There you go.
Speaker 1:Yep, it was from a Well, it says right here first appearance. The story is widely believed to have originated on Creepypasta Wiki around 2010, credited to a user known as Orange Soda. There we go or Sleep Experiment. Yep Authors often go and credit it in early versions you saw a bitch orange but I guess it's not 4chan no, I'm not um my fault.
Speaker 2:Oh no, it was. It was weak. Yes, right, it was creepy creepy. Yeah, yeah, that's right, that's right please, please, give me some.
Speaker 1:Give me a chance to correct myself. So another thing sleep deprivation causes similar effects hey, your boy, you start biting your.
Speaker 2:If you see your boy just start tearing shit off his, off his leg and just start eating his own meat, pause, uh, he might need a little sleep. He might need a little sleep he might need a little 15, 30 minutes.
Speaker 1:He's just getting a little silly.
Speaker 2:That's all. He might have to sleep for 17 hours y'all maybe, bro but sleep.
Speaker 1:Severe sleep deprivation does cause psychosis, but not to the gross, grotesque levels of oh like the story, yeah like you do go a little crazy, but not rip rip your guts out.
Speaker 2:You might just bite your boy a little bit, just like just bite his ankles or some shit like that. Maybe, maybe the camera went.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's getting hot again oh okay, so let's see I have a couple fun and disturbing facts and influence on pop culture that this did like I said, the story is often cited as one of the most terrifying creepypastas ever written. It has inspired indie films such as the Soviet Sleep Experiment from 2019. So there is a movie. I have seen it. Okay, okay, I'm pretty sure. If you go on YouTube and type in Cosmic Cove at no, I'm just joking.
Speaker 2:You'll find it on subscribe. Go ahead, but upload the whole. Upload the whole movie, bro. Name it something else, like they've been doing on youtube like all the indian people do, but these days change the name, they change the title on there. Bro, I told you that's how I've been watching all these movies, man all right.
Speaker 1:So there are dozens of youtube narrations, some with millions of views, dramaticizing the tale kind of like us, millions of views um, it has been referenced in video games such as uh horror, args, which is like alternate reality games, music videos, the we are you quote is now widely quoted in horror communities next time somebody, next time somebody pick up the phone, like I pick up the phone and like oh, it's like one of them.
Speaker 2:They're like who? Who are you? We are you.
Speaker 1:Me calling Domino's 12 o'clock at night. Hello, domino's, we are. You Hang out, all right. There's fan fiction and spinoffs like the Polish Sleep Experiment and the German Darkness Study oh shit, okay, okay. So influence on pop culture, horror YouTubers and podcasts. So channels like mr creepy pasta uh, creeps mcpasta, and let's read podcast uh, help to go viral. Or cosmic cove at k-o-s-m-i-c-o-v. Um, it's free. It's frequently featured on like countdowns, like top 10 scariest creepy.
Speaker 2:yeah, yeah, I. Yeah, I've seen that Number nine. I hate that voice, man.
Speaker 1:The last thing you want in your sub.
Speaker 2:You want me to watch this video. I want all these videos. I don't know my sisters be watching bro, what is it?
Speaker 1:Foot lettuce, the last thing you would want. Oh yeah, oh, my God boy, oh, if you, if you want to be on the podcast hit me up um film and media the russian sleep experiment, uh 2015 2019, and apparent horror films loosely based on the tale. So I guess, like, like I said, there's a bunch of uh indie movies about it. It actually inspired sap foundation entries, oh did it.
Speaker 2:That's why you paid a second time um, um and influence memes and internet.
Speaker 1:Cultured image of the subject is often photoshopped into deep web web hoaxes or disturbing iceberg videos okay, um wait.
Speaker 2:Iceberg videos what is it?
Speaker 1:you don't know? Iceberg videos it's just like you know the thing the Titanic hit. Hi bro what?
Speaker 2:Is that for real? That Ain't no way.
Speaker 1:No, for real. I'm not like dead ass. For real.
Speaker 2:It's just iceberg. Yeah.
Speaker 1:But iceberg, all right. So let me break it down to you. Judge um, I mean your honor permission to call chat, jury, chat, yeah, chat. So listen, chat um. The iceberg is essentially just like literally an iceberg. It's the pictures you see, like on reddit. It's literally an iceberg, all right. So you got the tip of the iceberg, the stuff that's above the water.
Speaker 2:Let's say we're doing um conspiracy theories so at the top you'll have like basic, regular stuff mandela effect?
Speaker 1:or just normal, normal theories? Oh, okay, okay the further down the iceberg you go, the crazier okay. Okay say like some theory at the very bottom is like the hole or okay, or geothermal eggs or some bullshit. Okay, I see what you're saying.
Speaker 2:I see what you're saying, okay, but that's like deep in the rabbit.
Speaker 1:So so at the top it'd be like nine level at the bottom be like bush dead type shit yeah, like that, okay, like the further down you go, the worse okay, okay, all right and apparently everything's connected like with that theory type, with okay, okay kind of sort of damn.
Speaker 2:I ain't know about those. I'm gonna try to check those out I actually like watching iceberg videos. I've seen it, but I was like I I've seen, like in that I've seen those like the, because they actually put a picture of an iceberg, right? I'm like what the fuck is this? Now I know now, I know the more you know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, chat. Now, he knows, Now I know, but what else was it? There was another thing, wasn't it like featured on, like Stranger Things, kind of sort of Stranger Things? Was it referenced on there, did you?
Speaker 2:ever watch Stranger Things. I watched it you talking about when they had what's the name Eleven? I mean it has to do with the Russians, but I don't know if it.
Speaker 1:It wasn't featured on there or anything, I'm not sure if it was a feature feature, because damn bro I haven't seen that in forever.
Speaker 2:I didn't see the new. I don't know if it was with the new episodes or new seasons.
Speaker 1:I wasn't too sure. I haven't watched it. Oh, you haven't watched it at all.
Speaker 2:Okay, yeah, I'm really not sure, seen the like the first couple uh seasons, but I don't know if it um, I don't think. I don't think those had to do with that, but I know later down the road, like russians, it's like a whole russian experiment thing that they're going on everything like that I think, I think, I was gonna say um I was gonna say they're gonna chat, let us know chat. They're gonna tell them um that's pretty much it, bro.
Speaker 1:That's all I know about the freaking sleep experience. Right that in the whole story that you said bar for bra.
Speaker 2:I knew it as well exactly, but um, what's your thing about it, bro? What's what's your thing, yeah?
Speaker 1:like I said as a little kid when I heard about it, bro, that shit used to scare me like, especially the picture they had up front that picture used to bro.
Speaker 2:That picture used to scare me too. It scared me, as was like, oh, what is this?
Speaker 1:But I couldn't take it off my screen or look away from it.
Speaker 2:Which way bro?
Speaker 1:Like whenever I looked up on a computer or something. Oh, you just locked it. Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:Who left that picture up?
Speaker 1:there. Yeah, I couldn't take it off my screen I turned on my Xbox. No, bro, I couldn't stop but stare like scared me but didn't treat me like it, like it got my heart beating fast but you just left it.
Speaker 2:You wanted to keep on seeing it.
Speaker 1:I was like oh shit, but I wanted to keep staring. Yeah, who love that?
Speaker 2:who love that, then slowly slowly, slowly it started right.
Speaker 1:Slowly the hood became no but um, nice, because I I just love seeing like scary stuff. But I used to love like as a little kid I loved creepypasta so much I was all into, into like the Sonic, exe or whatever it's called, or EX or whatever it is, like the scary Sonic. You had like the whole Squidward SpongeBob thing or whatever. You had Tails. Who else did you have?
Speaker 2:Wait, they had like scary versions of them Mm-hmm, for real.
Speaker 1:You had Ben, like the Link from the Legend of Zelda Link. There was a creepypasta. His name is Ben, it's like an evil version.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like an evil version.
Speaker 1:It's like based off majora's mask type shit or some bullshit like that oh, okay, okay, it's like a whole creepypasta about it. Uh, you had a lavender town from uh pokemon. Well, we should talk about creepypasta I'm over here name dropping everything not by me I know about any of that though no, bro, I loved watching those videos as a kid.
Speaker 2:But that's all creepypastas then.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're gonna have to do an episode on that then.
Speaker 2:Bro, I really didn't know much about. Jeff the Killer Bro. For me, creepypasta was just you don't know, jeff the Killer. You know the picture Let me see. For me it was just Like the Russian Sleeper and then Slenderman. Okay, and the rank apparently.
Speaker 1:That's called.
Speaker 2:Jeff Rohn, without me knowing. Oh, that's Jeff. That's Jeff the Killer. What's the other one? Jeff the Chad, jeff the Chad. What's the other one? Um?
Speaker 1:jeff the chad. Oh, you're talking about momo. Yeah, momo, that's the one you're talking about that one.
Speaker 2:That's a good positive, too right.
Speaker 1:That one did used to scare me a little bit when I first saw the picture but that was.
Speaker 2:That was more new, ain't it?
Speaker 1:what momo?
Speaker 2:uh, that was probably like 2014, maybe 2014 they probably just recently made another round like it was going crazy on social media for a second. It was everyone on social media let's see surfaced in July 2018. Uh, let's see surface in july 2018 oh, 2018, okay, I guess, the momo challenge, okay, okay, yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, that makes sense, that timeline makes sense it was somewhere around that time I couldn't remember whether we were in school or not. You had that one. You had, um, like I said, slenderman, you had a siren head siren head too.
Speaker 2:Y'all remember siren head. Uh, trying to think of some other ones you had quite a. You had some other ones, bro I'm gonna have to do an episode on that then, because I know it went uh, at least I know about, like the sonic sonic one, zelda one, uh, spongeb 1.
Speaker 1:This is the Squidward one Squidward Suicide is the name of it.
Speaker 2:Oh hell no.
Speaker 1:You never seen that, Mm-mm Bro. I used to sit there and watch that shit on my computer in the dark. I used to just sit there like In the dark by yourself, Uh-huh.
Speaker 2:Nah, we was scared shit, but like everybody.
Speaker 1:Come to the living room. You're watching that shit. When you were little, headphones on, shit was blaring and they'd be screaming on there sometimes, like on the sonic one. Whenever he catches them he'd kill him.
Speaker 2:Oh no, he hears like a ugly ass. Scream bro, ugly scream why was this a little kid just? Just, and I'm just sitting there like just monotone, just watching the screen, screen just flashing in his face. Oh yeah, that's why we say you need to watch what your kids be watching.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, oh yeah yeah, someone need to take a computer from here where's this other, the let's see Ben Creepypasta. That one scared me. The Ben one used to Scare the fuck out of me as a kid, bro, cause it's just that I know it don't look like Nothing, bro, but Like that shit scared the fuck he be killing people or like what he be doing. I don't remember what he does, but I swear to you, bro, that one scared. I swear to you bro, that one's scary. I swear on everything.
Speaker 2:I was watching the creepypasta video about Ben right, All right, all right what you want me to say, and you know I was like, oh okay, I'm getting bored, I want to watch another video about creepypastas.
Speaker 1:This one was about Lavender Town from Pokemon. It's like essentially the song from Lavender Town. I think it's Lavender Town. It like makes you want to commit suicide or some shit like that. So I want to test it. I listened to the whole song.
Speaker 2:I didn't feel like killing myself. Who said? Who said so the song makes you commit suicide. Let me see what happens to me.
Speaker 1:I played that shit, repeat. Hold on, let me see. Lavender Town you gotta look up the creep when you get a chance bro look up Lavender Town when I get the chance.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there's no daylight.
Speaker 1:No, I'm just in your room, bro. I literally was sitting there in the dark by myself blanking over my head, cozy. I was like dang, this is good yeah, um, lavender town song effects song story. Let's see, I could have sworn it was the lavender town song. Uh, it gave rise to Lavender Town Syndrome, about hundreds of Japanese children committing suicide after listening to a track from high-pitched tones that only they could hear. You had to be in a specific age, you want to hear it real quick.
Speaker 2:Go ahead, bro, play it bro For real. Yeah, I'll listen. For real, yeah, go ahead. Play it.
Speaker 1:I'm about to put yayo on that lavender town. Real quick. It goes, say look, I think that's it right there, but it's 14 years ago there's a little.
Speaker 2:It's a little, oh pudding. I already know how they made a song. But they made that song with that little. But 14 years ago, it's a little, oh pudding. I already know how they made the song, but they made that song with that little Hold on, there was this other one I used to listen to.
Speaker 1:What's that? Pokemon, hypnosis, oh yeah. What is it? Hypnose Lullaby, this one. When I had that thing blaring through my headphones Cause I was like let me see what all this stuff is about.
Speaker 2:I'm about to sample that. Wait, nevermind, I can't.
Speaker 1:It was just like a creepy pasta about Hypno, like he lured children to the woods or some shit like that Okay. See.
Speaker 2:They got that Based on the creepy pasta they made like an IRL of Hypno and with the stuff he be doing, I'm going to take this shit off my YouTube cause my daughter be on my YouTube.
Speaker 1:I ain't trying to have her watch all this shit aww, nah bro yeah, I ain't trying to have her watch none of this, bro, cause it did nope, no cap, I was gonna ask like it didn't scare me but it did keep me, like my mind was always at like running bro, like I always felt like who said they didn't do?
Speaker 2:none of me, uh-huh. Who said they didn't do?
Speaker 1:none of me, no, but it did keep me up like, not in the sense where I was like afraid I was always thinking about like dang, what if I see this, what if I see that? But I wasn't afraid, I was just like that should be like crazy bro no, I wasn't like no cap no, I believe you. I was not afraid of none of this stuff, but oh. But, like I was telling you, I was watching the video, right, oh yeah?
Speaker 1:that's right, and the lavender town, the dude was talking about some creepypasta or whatever. I don't know. All right, y'all can quote me, y'all can believe me, or whatever. I got to find this YouTube video. I've been trying to find it. The dude's talking, right, he's like has the whole Pokemon battle going on in the back while he's talking about the creepypasta. Okay, I shit you not, bro, on everything, on everything that I know, bro, fucking the dude's talking and then Ben's head comes out the side of the computer screen like this, like his head pokes out and then it goes back in.
Speaker 2:I'm like what the fuck? I was like like, wait a minute. What was that he tried?
Speaker 1:he rewinded it and then, no, I didn't rewind. I was like, if I was like that's weird and his head comes down and pokes from the top corner of my screen, bro, look I wait, hey, he got, he got, he got chills.
Speaker 2:That's. That's how you know I'm telling the truth. I got goosebumps just remember it.
Speaker 1:Okay, like no cap. Like no cap, bro. His head popped from the top part of the screen right and his head went back up and I was like wait a minute. I was like what is this? And I was like I guess it's just something to scare me or whatever.
Speaker 2:Right right right.
Speaker 1:Because he was talking. So you think it's like, it's like edited yeah, I thought it was edited and then on the bottom right of my screen. His head popped up again and he just sit and it just stood there looking at me. I was like, and I started like freaking out. This is what you by yourself yeah, I was by myself and I have my headphones on everything.
Speaker 1:I'm just looking at it and it's just looking at you like this like the band one, though and it's just looking at you like that and then it's like, it's like if it was smiling and it slowly went back. This should give me chills. Look at that look at that, bro, I mean, yeah, I shit you not bro, that shit. I that like I started to freak out a little bit. I was like, oh shit, I was about to like run out the room and close my computer, but I was like no, I need to see what's going on.
Speaker 2:Holy shit, yo I was like I need to see. There ain't no way.
Speaker 1:I was like I'm psyching myself out.
Speaker 2:I was like I need to. You were trying to lock in.
Speaker 1:Scooby Doo shit. I need to get to the bottom of this. Okay, forward like 10, 10, 30 seconds and to see if anything else popped up. I sat there looking nothing. I rewind, rewind, rewind. It never popped up again. Never popped up again. I shit y'all not. It never popped up again. I was like there's no fuck. I started rewinding. I was watching the whole thing. It never popped, popped up. I was like what the fuck did? I just witness, bro. I can't believe it myself. I'm like, bro, I'm just psyching myself out.
Speaker 2:I believe you, I watch this shit too much.
Speaker 1:I was like it's just my brain just playing tricks on me or whatever. But yeah, that was like a crazy experience. I mean I showed Yaya the goosebumps I was getting. He got goosebumps, he legit got goosebumps that shit was like, bro, just thinking about it, bro, I was like what the fuck did I see?
Speaker 1:but like so that's when I started dialing it down, I was like maybe I shouldn't be watching too much of the stuff. Say, maybe, maybe this ain't because one of our buddies um, I don't know if it's uh, I guess I'll call him by his nickname, paul okay, okay, okay he, he, he didn't get in. I mean he, I didn't know he watched that stuff either.
Speaker 1:And then we started talking about he's like oh, you watched us again and we started talking about he's like when I watched that I couldn't sleep for like a couple days because like he'd be, he's like it played in his head too but he said he was like, like it didn't necessarily scare him, but it did keep him up a little bit, I guess.
Speaker 1:I guess you are scared but it gets to you in a sense it just gets to you, but yeah I don't know, I guess he was good, I guess we were afraid or whatever, but it's just um, I don't know he's like. I just had to stop watching it because I felt like it got to my head too much and and I started thinking too much about it. And I started thinking like, because that's like after I had that whole incident happen.
Speaker 2:And I was like, oh, okay, oh, so this is when you were older, then this was middle school. Oh fuck, this was when you were still like a kid. This was middle school, seventh grade, no, eighth grade. Nah, you, you little grown, really you little grown. But the other ones were probably like.
Speaker 1:But the band one was when you were in the 80s. Oh fuck, yeah, it was like 8th grade. Oh nah, that's when I saw that. Oh nah, yeah, bro, that's when I saw that whole thing play out right. And it was just you, by yourself yeah, it was just me on the computer. Yeah, with my computer, like I didn't have it wasn't the Chromebooks.
Speaker 2:It was.
Speaker 1:It was just a little computer I want to say it was the laptop we had at my uncle and aunt's or whatever.
Speaker 2:It was something, bro, I was using some computer.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you were using a computer. Yeah, yeah, because I swear it was not high school, because high school we did get the computers.
Speaker 2:I don't fucking remember, bro.
Speaker 1:All I know is down and watching it.
Speaker 2:I guess I might have been high school freshman year.
Speaker 1:I don't fucking know bro.
Speaker 2:But I mean around that time, eighth grade, Because we did used to have a computer. Like we used to have a laptop. Y'all remember, y'all had the desktop. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:So I want to say I was probably watching stuff on the laptop, yeah and then, after he told me he had to stop watching that stuff because it got to his head or whatever, I was like maybe I should stop watching this stuff too. So I stopped watching it. After that, I used to be obsessed with creepypastas well we used to be, it wasn't well.
Speaker 2:I guess in a sense it was creepypasta, but at the time we didn't know it was. I didn't know what creepy were like I saw they were like just actual videos that people were uh, were making and recording like it was the slender man ones, the uh like the russian sleep experiment. We would watch a bunch of stuff like that and our mom had to tell us to stop because stuff started happening like. But we not only it was a creepy possible, it was like haunted videos, um, like sightings of like witches and like all we found the dwindle over here, stuff like stuff like that.
Speaker 2:But we were like we were consuming a lot of paranormal right content bro, it was, it was a lot bro, and it started getting to the point where we were like cause we, all of us it was like a family thing, low key bro, cause we were all chilling like not just family, friends, bro yeah, bro.
Speaker 2:And then I remember we used to like order food and everything and then watch it. But I remember one time we were all watching it and then like we heard someone walk in the in the living room, like in the, in my mom's, in my mom's room, like cause the floor, like the, the subfloor wasn't like and we had carpet. Oh, no, no, no, I forget what we had, but you could hear when somebody was walking on the floor. We knew when somebody was walking on the floor.
Speaker 2:And we heard the wood cracking and everything. We all turned, and at the time I think it was when we had Pancho he went into the hallway and started barking and we had all the lights off. Bro, it was at night too. It was around 8, 9. All the lights off, we were just watching, just like just just to watch. Like even the dog got up and started barking too and then our neighbor.
Speaker 2:The same thing basically happened to her. She used to watch a lot of um, paranormal movies and her mom would like leave and whatnot. She's like that's all. She did, just watch paranormal movies and whatnot, and she had like a dog, like she had a couple dogs, but she actually had to leave her house. Like she came because her mom was at our house, actually had to leave her house. Like she came because her mom was at our house. She had to leave her house. Came to our house and we were like she would never show up.
Speaker 2:So mom was like what happened? And she was like, she was red, like you could see something was wrong with her. She didn't want to say at first, but then they eventually got out of her and she I don't know, but the but the dog just started barking into the living room and I felt like something was gonna, was gonna get me dang and she left, bro.
Speaker 2:So I don't know if it's the consumption of that or the type of media. If it's, I feel like it does affect you spiritually, like it messes with your energy and what type shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, probably, bro, I feel like, cause I mean, you're not supposed to see that type of stuff Like it's not good for your soul.
Speaker 2:I guess your mind and whatnot right?
Speaker 1:Yeah, your soul and your mind, Because it does take a toll on you, like mentally and everything Like yeah, but like as kids, it really didn't feel Like you said.
Speaker 2:You were just watching it by yourself, but we were like it ourselves no but nah, you were. You were bold as hell watching this shit by yourself bro but. I said, you said we will all watch it together, but like, after stuff's like started happening, like we could hear like different stuff, that's my mom's all right, I cut that, cut that shit out. No, no more of that. No more of that.
Speaker 1:Like like we done with that. You don't know what kind of effects that play on your mental.
Speaker 2:Bro, for real, you just think it's fun to game bro, like cause when you little, I ain't gonna lie. When I was little I used to think that shit was oh, it's not gonna get me. It's not gonna get me, yeah, but that's how I used to think, bro.
Speaker 1:When you laying in your bed, you wake up 2 o'clock in the morning and then you see, just start, yeah that's when you fighting for real. That shit, bro, waking up or like two, three in the morning right, I just be like, bro, I shouldn't be awake right now. Yeah, they be telling me too much scary stories.
Speaker 2:You start, bro the moment you wake up in the middle of night first thing comes to mind. First thing, all the paranormal stories you've heard every single one bar for bar. Well, you remember that shit.
Speaker 1:Like they just told you that shit, it's been like a couple weeks, months again.
Speaker 2:They come for you at night night, right lips, right there by ear night literally them right there beside you, night night, I think you remember that one part of the story, these lines up with something that's happening right there and that's all it takes. But now you prime. Now you prime, ready to go, bro. That shit's pretty crazy, bro. It's crazy how that shit affects the. Now we got to cover the effects of paranormal shit. Right, we're gonna cover low key, low key shit. Right, we're going to cover Low key, low key.
Speaker 1:Sorry y'all, we already going ahead. We're going too deep. We went from one topic to a different topic. But, it's part of the iceberg.
Speaker 2:Right, it's part of the iceberg.
Speaker 1:It's the cosmic cove iceberg Ooh.
Speaker 2:We're breaking it down ourselves. We're we'll do it ourselves that's ice.
Speaker 1:I'ma chip it away and sell it hold up man iceberg water, um, but yeah, that's gonna end off that subject then. Well, next episode we'll talk about the effects that scary movies like um plays on your mental yeah, your psyche or whatever, like your spiritual energy and everything. We'll talk about that on the next episode. Y'all can look forward to that, but you already know what time it is it's time for that fear, is it?
Speaker 2:all in your mind, or could it be real welcome to fear fact or fiction?
Speaker 1:ah, twirling the hips.
Speaker 2:Write your name.
Speaker 1:You already know what time it is. It's time for that Fear. No, yeah, fear, fact or fiction. Tell them what this one's going to be about. This one's.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I sent this to you wrong. I misspelled that whole thing. I spelled it the way you sent it. Oh, did it not fix on the what you got? Let me see.
Speaker 1:What the fuck did mom put up? Go ahead and tell them what it is. I'll pull my stuff up.
Speaker 2:We're covering the Pukwudgies. You let me know, bro, you let me know, bro, you let me know. Nothing could prepare me for that put a whole picture of a Marlon Wayne from little man from little man that's a punk one right there, but that one look like really put a whole picture of a Marlon Wayne from Little man, from Little man bro Right down.
Speaker 1:That's a punk one right there, but that one look like really.
Speaker 2:I love that movie so much.
Speaker 1:It's such a good movie, yep, well dang, never mind freaking 12% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Speaker 2:Bro, they don't know, Bro, rotten Tomatoes 4.5 on IMDB. Be knowing what the fuck they talking about. Bro don't? I thought it was a good it's a good movie, but they, but they gonna, they be giving shitty movies. Good review, uh, good reviews.
Speaker 1:Let's see what they rated white chicks 15 on white tomatoes see that that's.
Speaker 2:That's how you know. That's how you know.
Speaker 1:Don't know what the fuck they doing bro all right, all right, you know what second topic we're going to talk about movies that the critics are saying are awful.
Speaker 2:But actually okay, okay. So underrated movies, underrated movies okay.
Speaker 1:Or fuck the critics. It's about the audience liking the movies.
Speaker 2:Okay okay, we're going to break down a couple of hits, all right, yeah, sounds good.
Speaker 1:That's going to be our second topic, but go ahead, tell them what this topic is.
Speaker 2:All right, my fault. Damn what things are. Sweaty and shit, all right. Pug wedgies. Pug wedgies are goblin-like creatures from native american folklore, particularly wampanoag and lenape traditions. Known for being mischievous and sometimes malicious, they are typically described as small human-like beings, often around two to three feet tall, with gray skin, and Pug wedgies are said to lurk and force and are capable of shapeshifting, wielding magic and even creating fire and warlike.
Speaker 1:Okay, so they are.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, I thought I was going to be like that. And warlike they are. Warlike people possessing powerful magic. They build houses amongst the tall marsh grasses and organize themselves into seven bands, a chief over each with an even more powerful head chief a great magician, according to the folklore, presiding over the seven lower. All right, so it should be noted that nowhere in the earliest stories are the Pugwudgies described as creatures, cryptids or troll. Like Always, they're called little people or pygmy people. Furthermore, the tribal organization, with handfuls of Pugwudgies forming smaller bands within the larger tribe, mirrors the Winnipeg's own social organization, which again emphasizes their similarity to human beings. Do you want me to keep going?
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah Okay.
Speaker 2:According to legend, p legend, pug wedgies can appear and disappear at will, shapeshift uh, of which the most common form is a creature that looks like a porcupine from the back and half troll, half human from the front and walks upright uh to lure people to their death. They can use magic, launch poison arrows and create fire. Native americans believe that pug wedgies were once friendly to humans, but then turned against them and are best left alone. According to lore, a person who anointed Pugwudgie would be subject to nasty tricks by it or subject to being followed by the Pugwudgie, who will cause trouble for them. They are known to kidnap people, push them off cliffs, attack the victims with short knives and spears, and to use sand to blind their victims Pocket sand. I had to do it.
Speaker 2:Members of the One Peg tribe started complaining about the Pugwudgie's tricks, so Mosshop exiled them by shaking them until they were confused and tossing them across America. Unfortunately, his plan backfired. The Pugwudgies returned with their vengeance and their prank soon turned deadly. As the story goes, they began kidnapping children, burning villages and harming Winnipeg people. Instead of dealing with them himself, mousehole sent his five sons to get rid of the Pugwudgies again. However, the creatures lured the boys into deep grass and killed them with their magical arrows. Another version of the legend claims that they killed Mossup too.
Speaker 1:Damn. That man said you know what let me go send my lineage out to go eradicate.
Speaker 2:Bro, whole lineage gone Dead and they were the last of the Giants too Damn. According to the lore. Oh wow, they were the last of the Giants and I didn't put it here, but they killed his wife too.
Speaker 1:According to some legend, they killed her.
Speaker 2:Want me to keep going.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you can the nature of these strictures and these warns that Pugwudgies can be dangerous if treated with disrespect. Extras entities warns that Pugwudgies can be dangerous if treated with Disrespect. Those treated kindly Are purportedly Reportedly good nature, while those who are slighted are said To be deadly benevolent. Pugwudgies may merely engage in homeless Trickery with unsuspecting humans and, according to legend, they even help Native Americans with manual labor On occasion. No, uh, uh, native Americans with manual labor on occasion. No, oh, oh, my bad, I lost my spot. Their evil counterparts, however, are said to steal from children dangerously, sabotage people and lure their enemies to death by leading them off of cliffs. They even cast magical balls of light to lure victims into the woods, where they are then killed or kidnapped.
Speaker 1:Did you say how they?
Speaker 2:looked, yeah, like porcupine, but you can go. I really didn't go into depth of how they looked.
Speaker 1:Okay, so apparently, according to my notes, they're approximately two to three feet tall Yep.
Speaker 1:They have grayish or bluish, sometimes glowing skin. They have large ears and noses, long fingers and porcupine like spines running down their backs, often described as glowing, with colors ranging from green to red. Uh, you talked about some of their abilities. They said they've been known to be and have invisibility. They can appear and disappear at will. They have shape shifting, often into animals like cougars and porcupines. Oh shit, okay, like you said, they can create fireballs. They use poison arrows off, like all stuff like that, but they also do like psychological manipulation so they can like confuse people, make them forget things or, like you said, lure them into their depths or whatever.
Speaker 1:And a couple lesser known facts about them is uh, despite their fearsome reputation, some accounts mention a sweet floral scent associated with Pug Ridges Okay, you know what I'm saying. And they were also mentioned in like a poem written by Henry Wadsforth Longfellows in 1855, and the poem is called the Song of Hiawatha, I think that's how you say it. And they also featured in uh, jk rowling's uh, fantastic beasts oh, okay and um.
Speaker 2:They were in harry potter too. I seen they were harry potter, but I don't know oh, and harry potter?
Speaker 1:uh-huh. They said they were in there too.
Speaker 2:I didn't even know but um, I don't know specifically where.
Speaker 1:There's also a place in Massachusetts that put up a Puck wedgie crossing sign.
Speaker 2:Ain't no way.
Speaker 1:It's near Freetown State Forest. It serves as a testament to the frequency of sightings in the area. Additionally, various blogs and folklore researchers have documented personal accounts and stories contributing to the creature's enduring presence in regional lore.
Speaker 2:So they said like a bunch of sightings. So they got the Puck Wedgie sign Low key, low key. That's all you Low key.
Speaker 1:That's all you. You just let me know how it goes. And then a couple things to do if you do encounter the Puck Wedgie. And then a couple things to do if you do encounter the pug wedgie do not engage or challenge them. We done told y'all this. Y'all heard it from us.
Speaker 2:Do not engage them you said I gotta engage with them.
Speaker 1:Get engaged if you see one, do not approach it, touch it or talk to it. They are known to retaliate harshly when provoked or disrespected. This can include causing confusion, leading people off trails, inducing illness or even pushing them off cliffs. Number two respect native beliefs in sacred areas. Many encounters happen near sacred native lands, forests and lakes, like those in Massachusetts. Disrespecting the land by littering, destroying plants, being loud or mocking legends may invite their anger. Use traditional warnings for protection. Some algonquin. Algokin, algokin.
Speaker 2:Algokin yes, something like that. Sorry y'all.
Speaker 1:Traditions mention that sage, sweetgrass or cedar smoke might ward off benevolent spirits. These may they're not be specifically tied to poke wedgies, but are generally protective in many native practices. And then obviously they say stay in groups and don't follow the lights and ignore the behavior and leave the area.
Speaker 2:So just pretty much like leave If you see, shit, don't even be there, don't even be there.
Speaker 1:Just don't even be there. I did get a couple of personal accounts.
Speaker 2:Okay, go ahead, whether it's true or not.
Speaker 1:You know, that's up to you. Okay, go ahead. Whether it's true or not, you know, that's up to y'all. In 1980, this was in Lawrence, massachusetts a boy named Bob experienced repeated hair pulling while watching TV at his grandparents' house.
Speaker 1:Oh fuck. Upon turning around, he saw a small elderly woman with long white hair who vanished before reaching the door. Later, his mother saw a similar figure. Look, I mean saw a similar figure inside the locked house. The family noticed other odd occurrences, like open coffee tins and soda bottles which the grandparents attributed to rats yeah, oh, I said that that would give me shivers, oh all right, there's this other one norwell, massachusetts 2023.
Speaker 1:A woman named mary encountered a small furry, furry humanoid with glowing green eyes while walking a dog near a water watershed. Later she heard tapping on her house at night. Suspecting the creature had followed her home, she was advised to ignore it, hoping it would lose interest. And this is like new england folklore, where it was cited, uh, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2:I got one for you, bro. All right, what was the last one called the lady? What you mean the second story that you gave Mary Mary. That was in 2020? 2023. Okay, that's the one I had.
Speaker 1:Oh wait, but you probably got more details than I did.
Speaker 2:I just had a brief. No, I just had a short one. Yeah, it was just short.
Speaker 2:Oh okay, I think it's the same. Yeah, I think it's the same thing. Okay, a man named Bill Russo reportedly saw a similar being while walking his own dog in 1990. The creature allegedly tried to lure him into the dark woods, but he managed to escape. Oh, that was just a little extra from the marriage story. Let me give you another one real quick.
Speaker 2:There are also rumors that Pug wasudges Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. I'm just going to read it how it says there are also rumors that Pugwudges terrorized humans in Massachusetts' Freetown State Forest. Several inexplicable deaths in recent years have allegedly been blamed on Pugwudges. Learned people off of the towering cliff in the forest known as Assonet Ledge. The area is less than 20 miles from uh hawk mark swamp, which some legends claim is the place where pug wedges originated. Uh, I'll give you a final one. In 1927, 10 year and 10 year old indiana boy named paul stard's man claimed that he was walking alone in the park when a two-foot tall man with blonde hair appeared in front of him. Another resident named Eloise once recalled a group of small people with high-pitched voices who spoke an exchange language, approaching her in the park. So how do I say this? Wait, wait. What caught my interest about these is that they remind me of Duendes.
Speaker 1:They do look like Duendes. They hold like the same aspect, uh-huh the same aspect.
Speaker 2:Not only that, but they're, uh, but they're the acts, the stuff that they do, the powers that they have, the fact that like lowering people off of cliffs, because I have I told him here before, but I have two stories people saying that they were about to fall off of a cliff, and for me it's just interesting because I have a theory where I think, like at one point all these creatures were everywhere united, but now it's like it's sectioned off in different areas. So for me it's just like another aspect of like bullet, uh believe, what is it like to actually believe that they, that they exist, that they're real? It's like one side has his own stories, another side has their own stories, and like they have like the same creatures, in a sense okay, I'm with you now.
Speaker 2:I get what you're saying and I'm just going based off, like the the uh, the folklore saying that you know the giant, like shook him up and threw him across the world, like around the world. So I'm thinking, I'm thinking like what if the duendes that we have in Mexico are just-?
Speaker 1:Some of the ones.
Speaker 2:he threw Some of the ones they threw.
Speaker 1:That's just a theory, cosmic cult theory, launched some things all the way to Mexico.
Speaker 2:And now they wear sombreros and drink, but they have crazy names like Pancho Pedro, jorge, jorge. But nah, bro, that's just my theory, bro, for me it's just like it's a whole lot of similarities, bro, and you know this is Native American this is from over here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's pretty much the same thing. Yeah, essentially like kind of like they're, they kidnap people, they do magic kind of like their.
Speaker 2:They kidnap people. Kind of like their skinwalkers, and we have. Oh, nawales. Oh, that's another one we got to cover too. It's pretty much the same thing, I thought we did cover Nawales.
Speaker 1:I don't think we covered Nawales.
Speaker 2:We covered skinwalker and then we did the Wendigo.
Speaker 1:I could have sworn, we did Nawales.
Speaker 2:I'm about to look at their records, don't? I'm about to look at their records, don't?
Speaker 1:worry, I'm about to look at the records.
Speaker 2:Jamie, pull up the records. I'm about to listen to all the episodes tomorrow. See you, see you with good luck. Good luck, but um, but yeah, but for me it's just interesting, like the similarities between, like cultural differences, but it's like same, same but different types.
Speaker 1:You feel me, but um no, I agree, I agree 100%. For me is this.
Speaker 2:It's just interesting. It's interesting having that uh a little bit of validation that you know it's like how, how?
Speaker 1:how was the asian man across the world seeing the same thing?
Speaker 2:I saw exactly exactly like it's just bar for bar like basically, bro, inch for inch, inch, apparently, football, football, uh for football, but but yeah, bro, what?
Speaker 1:What was I going to say? What do you rate the Puck Wedgies at then? Just because On a sense of threat level?
Speaker 2:Respectfully, respectfully, a 10., 10?, 10. Because, okay, so you're not going to. I don't feel like you're going to counter them everywhere, but if you are in their zone, if you are in the zone, what like?
Speaker 1:If you are in the zone, what like? You're putting them on par with La Bete de Jevondon, on par with Bigfoot, on par with Baba Yaga.
Speaker 2:There's reports, there's reports. Stay with me now. There's reports, there's reports. Just like Baba Yaga, they do have magical powers. There's stories of them attacking people.
Speaker 1:I mean, they kill giants.
Speaker 2:They kill giants. They have magical powers, they're like Ewoks man. In a sense, they'll lose you Once one of them loses you. Just don't move. Just don't start walking, just don't move Like.
Speaker 1:The fact that they can take like kidnap you in a sense or make you walk off a cliff.
Speaker 2:I ain't trying to deal with that. The fact that they can take like kidnap you in a sense or like make you walk off a cliff I ain't trying to deal with that. I ain't trying.
Speaker 1:I ain't trying see, that's the manipulation right there. If you just don't go where there's cliffs now, that is true.
Speaker 2:Just don't go where there's cliffs, but also don't go where they at.
Speaker 1:So I ain't never going to Massachusetts it's just what happens we're booked, so I ain't never going to Massachusetts. It's just what happens we booked. I just won this free all-inclusive. You good, you good, stay at this cool resort, no, at this cool cabin in the woods.
Speaker 2:Cabin in the woods. Oh yeah, he trying to make a movie One bed. You know what I'm going Get in the car. Oh no, he trying to make a movie One bit. You know what I'm gone.
Speaker 1:Get in the car. B-b-b.
Speaker 2:What you think, bro, what you think, what you ready there, bro, go ahead bro, Go ahead bro, go ahead bro.
Speaker 1:No disrespect or I'm not disrespecting nothing, nobody's religion, nobody's beliefs. I ain't disrespecting respect to nothing. I'm just keeping it simple, simple, above 50. Keeping it above you can't take. You can't take my gradients personal, that's what. That's what showbiz baby show you take a personal. Don't, don't take a personal. This just. It just shows you how to prove in your own areas.
Speaker 2:You know, five, five, go ahead, bro, break it down, bro all right.
Speaker 1:So like I'm gonna give it to you in the terminology that uh people can understand and comprehend in terms of video games. You know, when you fight an enemy in a video game that's first introduced to you, you're like, damn, it's a tough enemy. But as you play further in the game it's a common enemy.
Speaker 2:But they just want to introduce you into that enemy that's just what this is I'll break it down to you like this even better game, uh, uh, game theory here. Oh, I thought you just said game. No, no, uh, elder ring. They got them in the elder ring oh yeah, they got little. Things are pretty much and they're little things, strong as hell too, but they ain't easy, they ain't easy. They're over there, by the way, although you must not have a flamethrower like me.
Speaker 1:Is that what you need to kill them? No, you don't need that, oh, I mean I'm sure they have, like the dragon spells and everything you can use.
Speaker 2:Wow, that's a good rule for them, but they but anyways okay, so give it a five.
Speaker 1:There is dangerous. All right, they can go invisible. You know that's cool and everything. They have the ability to use fireballs or use poison arrows.
Speaker 2:That's what makes them For me. For me is they can use magic. What's they use magic?
Speaker 1:I can use magic too. Son of a sandwich. Hit him with that, hit him with that, hit him with that. Hold on, hold on. You do one and one, you do one and one. All right, whole wizard over here. So for all the For all the listeners, I did this. Now. I did the Simple thumb trick, like moving my thumb From right to left. Simple, but effective.
Speaker 2:Simple but effective. Mind blowing Blew my mind.
Speaker 1:I do understand when you're coming from, though Like magic, in the sense of oh shit, yeah, I get that, but you gotta.
Speaker 2:I mean, it is like a very Regional thing too, though it is regional, it is I never well, nah, I got into stuff another time, but yeah, it's regional. So what would be the, what is called the medium, the, the, the, the medium to middle type shit Seven?
Speaker 1:Only because they beat Giants. Okay, so they have a track record, they have.
Speaker 2:Whole family.
Speaker 1:Whole family, the last Giants. Yeah, they killed the last Giants. Let's just say Everything's true and everything you know I'm not gonna diss their Feats and everything you know. I'll give them a six, maybe half a goal. Okay six, okay six, you're twisting my nipples a little bit Talk to me.
Speaker 2:I ain't even making nothing out of this my nipples are hurting right here. Okay okay, guys, I mean it is regional. It is regional, the best thing to avoid it. Because I mean, you're right, it ain't like a juvenile, it's just coming at you, it sees you, that's it for you. That's it for you.
Speaker 1:One, you're going to get hit by a poison arrow. Oh shit, like there's no antidote. Milk, milk, easy, easy. You drink, milk, you good. Whole arrow on my tip.
Speaker 2:I guess I got to suck the blood of the poison arrow.
Speaker 1:Oh no, Y'all really showed me that punk watch you look at his head.
Speaker 2:You like what the fuck Just stabs. His own Stab, his own. What?
Speaker 1:the fuck. He got your own number over there, Bro like.
Speaker 2:I mean, you're right, you're right, it ain't necessarily coming after you, it ain't necessarily going to get you lost, it ain't necessarily going to use magic against you or try to lose you, but there are reports. So I see, okay, six, six, six would be a good, good, good Even ground, because it's not denying what they do, it's not.
Speaker 1:They have good feeds. That's the only reason why I'm giving them a six, because they have that track record where they beat the Giants. You know I ain't going to knock them down.
Speaker 2:That's a big feed, that's a big feed.
Speaker 1:That's literally a big feet. That literally a big feet Literally, but it's just. It just don't have that sustenance for me Okay, okay. It don't have that, that, that, that blood that blood that big foot will launch you straight towards a freaking they have a whole bounty on them. Whole freaking boulder the size of a car. Okay, okay For them. It boulder the size of a car will come at you. Okay, okay For them. It's just, they stab your ankles in and they just jack off in your face. That's it. I just don't.
Speaker 2:I'd rather get hit by a bug.
Speaker 1:It's all about perspective. You know you gotta look at the right side of things.
Speaker 2:So what if you just walk away with a little nut on your face? So what? You got wipes in the car.
Speaker 1:Come on now yeah, y'all looking too deep into it. No, but it's just, I don't know. I mean I might get flack for this, for my opinion and everything, but I'm okay with down on this hill, it's just double.
Speaker 2:Oh, but something visible can go around you and just stab me in the back I, I guess I'm fucking dead then I mean, but at that like I feel, like also after thinking about it at that point, if it's doing all that, what you doing, like, what are you?
Speaker 1:What's stopping it from doing it right now, to everyone in this world Right?
Speaker 2:What's stopping you from hopping your car and leaving so?
Speaker 1:I mean Because the better the devil done.
Speaker 2:it's just going to wait for you to get out your car and smash you. It's going to chase you the whole time.
Speaker 1:You're just going to be standing there and the next thing you know, only your torso is going to be standing there and just boom fall to the ground collapse.
Speaker 2:That's it, bigfoot. Come by your whole hood is going to get smashed like that welded to that one car that they they blew up on the beach. That made the funniest shit I've seen, bro, they supposed to deny massive damage bro.
Speaker 1:Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2:They did not do it right.
Speaker 1:I don't know, bro. Like I said, I don't mean nothing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, that was just my opinion, yeah, yeah yeah, give or take. Yes, Because we are comparing it to everything yo You're right, we. We are comparing it to everything yo You're right, we are so.
Speaker 1:Because that's just like the SCPs and like the creepypastas. How can you grade those if they're all supposed to be like the deadliest, the quietest? Yeah, you're right. You're right you got to be a little more critical, restrictive with your yeah, like a little bit more-.
Speaker 2:More crucial with your rating. Have a little bit more critique, type shit, okay, yeah, yeah, you know what?
Speaker 1:I'm saying you right, you right, because if I go inside my house, arrows ain't going to get me. A fireball might catch my house on fire, but I got a fire extinguisher.
Speaker 2:Because I'm guessing it also needs that in a sense. It needs to be let in also. Everything else ain't going to care, it's just going to that shit. You right, you right, okay.
Speaker 1:Plus, when that Hellcat gets swung wide like that, bro, what's going on? He's going to get hit His pants are going to get pulled down.
Speaker 2:His ass, cheeks, is out.
Speaker 1:Then he reaches for the fireball. Six looks in his head. But yeah, that's pretty much it. Y'all let us know what y'all think. Let us know if y'all have any stories about the Puck Wedgies.
Speaker 2:Again.
Speaker 1:That's pretty much it. Y'all let us know what y'all think. Let us know if y'all have any stories about the Puck Wedgies. Again, I'm going to say it again I do not mean to disrespect nobody's beliefs or anything like that.
Speaker 2:Of course not, of course not.
Speaker 1:Let us know what y'all think about them. Let us know if y'all have any stories. Let us know if y'all have any, just anything really about.
Speaker 2:Anything we missed like that. Well, we'd like to hear your stories and everything. I'm not gonna diss anybody's stories you know of course not.
Speaker 1:No, how. Who am I to tell you how you felt? Right what you seen, but um, oh, what you thought you see what you didn't see. Um, you gotta take a meds, greg. Thank you, take your meds. You've been off them pills for too long. Their voices are coming back. You didn't even send this in think about it.
Speaker 2:Wake up, that's it. That's it. Some dude out there gonna freak out nah, but let's go ahead.
Speaker 1:Head to the next topic alright alright, let me do. We gotta get a transition or something. Go for it. Find the one found. Next transition you already know what. This is the next topic this one spicy.
Speaker 2:Now, this one spicy.
Speaker 1:Yayo. Please let the people know what this topic is about. Let them know about the goodness Of this subject, about the community that backs this whole entire community.
Speaker 2:Now, this, this this topic, this topic, it's definitely gonna be a multi, multi-party. Are you gonna do multiple parts about?
Speaker 1:this. What you think it's a shit. We could come back. This topic is definitely going to be a multi-party. Are you going to do multiple parts about this? What you think it's that shit?
Speaker 2:We could come back. It's like the back rooms too. Oh yeah, yeah, it's a lot Because I mean people. All right, let me break it down to them so they understand it. They don't know what it is. They start to understand why we're saying it's a lot, because it's too, much, man. It's too much. All right, I'm going to break it down, bro. Go ahead, all right. So stay with us now. The SCP Foundation is a fictional internet. Damn it Fuck.
Speaker 1:Nah, fuck, episode's done. Episode no I love you. Chill, chill, chill, all right.
Speaker 2:It's a fictional internet-based collaborative writing project. It operates under the premise of a secret organization that investigates, contains and studies anomalies, which are things that defy normal laws of nature. The Foundation's mission is secure, contain, protect and it operates in secrecy to maintain a sense of normalcy for humanity. Alright, the Foundation investigates, alright, sorry. These anomalies can be anything that defies natural laws, from objects and entities to places and even ideas. Most of the content on the SCP wiki consists of mock scientific reports that detail the SCPs and their containment procedures. The Foundation operates in secret, keeping the existence and the nature of its anomalies hidden from the general public to maintain a semblance of normalcy. A little bit more of the origin the SCP Foundation originated in the late 2000 creepypasta community.
Speaker 2:The SCP Foundation is a wiki-based project where contributors create and share stories, pseudoscientific reports and other content within the shared fictional universe. So I used to think I saw like a couple of them. I thought they were like oh, maybe this is something. And then the more I saw them, the more I started looking into them. I was like okay, this is nothing A real-life type shit.
Speaker 2:I thought a little bit, cause I was like damn bro, what if I used to think the same thing?
Speaker 1:I was like what if?
Speaker 2:maybe you know they're uh task force, it's a task force and everything and then I'm like, okay, what if? Okay, it's a task force like how?
Speaker 1:this dude used to be the same as a little kid watching this shit and I was like nah, because if there was something that could destroy the whole universe, bro you serious right now, like right being alright or, like some of they, go rampant and start killing people and stuff like that, I'm like and nobody bats an eye, or like or like.
Speaker 2:Y'all did not clean that up. We know how. Where y'all did not clean that up that good, there would be evidence. You start thinking about it Just like the whole JFK destination, all right. Y'all did not clean it up good, I think it was more. I like the idea of it. I really enjoy the work, the time that people put into this. For me it's really interesting.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that is pretty cool how they can tie the lore all together and make it coexist.
Speaker 2:A yeah, that is pretty cool how they can tie the lore all together, all together and make it coexist and a little bit believable.
Speaker 1:I give a pass to that.
Speaker 2:Some of them do be bullshit, though, but I mean some of it, some of it. You get some of it. You're like alright alright, but. I'm gonna give you some of the SCPs that they got alright so SCP Aros Compoyo alright, all right, so SCP-096.
Speaker 2:Scp-096 is a humanoid creature measured approximately 2.38 meters in height. Subject shows very little muscle mass with. Preliminary analysis of body mass suggests malnutrition. Arms are grossly out of proportion with the rest of the subject's body. Jesus, I can't read. Preliminary analysis of body mass suggests mild malnutrition. Arms are grossly out of proportion with the rest of the subject's body, with an approximate length of 1.5 meters.
Speaker 2:Each Skin is mostly devoid of pigmentation, with no sign of any body hair. All right, so SCP-096 jaws can open to four times the normal of an average human. Other facial features remain normal of an average human. Other facial features remain similar to an average human, with the exception of the eyes, which are also devoid of pigmentation. It is not yet known whether SCP-096 is bound or not. It shows no signs of any higher brain functions and is not considered to be sapient.
Speaker 2:Scp-096 is normally extremely docile, with pressure sensors inside itself, indicating it spends most of the day pacing by the eastern wall. However, when someone views scp-096 face, whether it is directly, via video recording or even a photograph, it will enter a stage of considerable emotional distress. It will cover its face with its hand and began screaming, crying and babbling incoherently approximately one to two minutes after the first viewing, scp-096 will begin running to the person who view its face, who will, from this point on, be referred to scp-0961. Document speeds have varied from 35 kilometers an hour to redacted, and seems to depend on distance from SCP-096-1. At this point, no known material or method can impede SCP-096's progress. The actual position of SCP-096-1 does not seem to affect SCP-096's response. It seems to have an innate sense of SCP-096's location. Note this reaction does not occur when viewing artistic depictions. So y'all see the little picture, y'all. Good, don't worry about it.
Speaker 2:Upon arrival in the SCP-096-1's location, scp-096 will proceed to kill and redact it. 100% of cases have left no traces of SCP-096-1, and SCP-096 will then sit down for several minutes before regaining its composure and becoming docile once again. It will then attempt to make its way back to its natural habitat. Due to the possibility of a mass chain reaction, including breach of foundation secrecy and a large civilian loss of life, retrieval of subjects should be considered a full priority. So that's it for that one. So that's the other thing. Since they try to make it look like it's real, some of the information is considered like redacted. So there's some. Sometimes they don't give you like the full data or like information? What's going on?
Speaker 1:you gotta find it in the databases.
Speaker 2:so this one, just to break it down, just to make it more simple if you see a picture of it or like a video or anything like that, it will basically spawn in your location and kill you. It will send something like a version of it, will be up there, find you and then it will teleport over there and kill you and you can't escape it. Once you see it, you can't escape it.
Speaker 1:Damn bro, that's pretty crazy right there. I like the SCPs though, though because they have like so many, they have so much, so much, some are crazy, some are like they're weird, weird, and then some are just like dang, that's freaking awful, like freaking grotesque and freaking evil, and shit like that. I have scp 1507, the pink flamingos. Object Object class Elusive. I mean Euclid, euclid.
Speaker 2:I've seen that too. Yeah, I don't fucking know.
Speaker 1:A group of plastic pink long flamingos, Highly aggressive and sentient. That's what I'm talking about, bro. Apparently, everything is sentient in the SCP universe. So SCP-1507 was first encountered in Florida after numerous reports of plastic flamingos attacking pets and small children in residential neighborhoods. Originally thought to be a prank or mass hysteria, the foundation intervened when the plink flamingos were seen coordinating complex ambushes. So they're known as sentient and capable of locomotion by hopping show pack behavior similar to predatory animals. Will attack humans aiming for soft tissue and eyes. Can mimic static postures to appear inanimate. Exhibit signs of basic communication and coordinated attacks. A couple encounters the suburban family was hospitalized after a flock of SCP-1507 attacked during a barbecue. Surveillance showed the flamingos waiting motionless for hours before launching a synchronized assault. Ways to countermeasure the pink flamingos is to respond uh, loud, like sudden noises. Temporary temporarily disrupts coordination. Drones are long raised long-range tasers used to subdue foundations. Keep them in separate containment bins, periodically distracted with recorded bird calls to keep them docile.
Speaker 2:Oh damn, that's smart.
Speaker 1:That's pretty much that one.
Speaker 2:Okay, that one's pretty cool though.
Speaker 1:Right, I like it, Bro. Fake from me just killing the whole neighborhood and then they just hop.
Speaker 2:Bro, you get killed by one of those. You low-key deserve that shit. You seen that thing moving, oh boy.
Speaker 1:Right, dropkick it Right, dropkick that thing, kick it in the nuts.
Speaker 2:Start screaming Barbecue it.
Speaker 1:Shoot it what you got, bro.
Speaker 2:All right, so SCP-007, abdominal Planet. Abdominal, yeah, abdominal Planet. This is a little short. It's a small planet located within the abdomen cavity of a human male, roughly 60 centimeters, 23.6 inches in diameter. 007 is an Earth-like planet with two microscopic sentient species living on the surface. The technology on the planet has reached 15th century equivalence. According to the human male in which 007 appeared in, the planet spontaneously appeared in place of the subject's abdomen while he slept Soon after. The SCP Foundation contained 007 and the subject at a biological research area 12 in the United States. Just one note to mention is during lunchtime on May 21, 2020, the subject accidentally caused a slice of cheese from his sandwich to fall onto half of the continent on SCP 007, crushing many denizens, including Sari. Analysis saw that only minor changes occurred to the rotation 007. Crushing many denizens, including Sari. Analysis saw that only minor changes occurred to the rotation. And geography. Geography, geography, Jesus, I cannot read, but that was it, bro. That was it for that one, bro. Just a little planning on your abdomen, you feel me Something slight.
Speaker 1:Something slight, really, that's some Rick and Morty shit, low key. Something slight, really, that's some rick and morty shit, low-key, right? Um, let me give you mine, all right. This sap 1123 at atrophine skull, at atropine skull, atropine skull. Object class is safe.
Speaker 1:Appearance human skull with a hindu engraving on the frontal bone. Origin recovered from a defunct antique store in redacted arizonaaced back to looted World War II era artifacts from Southeast Asia, likely tied to occult rituals involving memory and death. When touched by a living human, scp-1123 induces a violent hallucinatory state. Victims experience vivid recollections of a different person's traumatic death, often in war. The identity may match holocaust victims, world war ii soldiers or ancient sacrificial offerings. It's a d class, uh. Personal touch personnel touch the skull and immediately assume the personality of a world war ii nurse, screaming about enemy forces and bleeding out despite no injuries. Sorry, let me read that again D-class personnel touched skull and immediately assumed the personality of a World War II nurse, screaming about enemy forces and bleeding out despite no injuries. Another subject after exposure, refused water and food and died in 72 hours from psychosomatic starvation trauma. Countermeasures for this is physical contact forbidden without gloves, exposure limited to research purposes only with psychological support. Ready Glass casing etched with memetic resistors helps reduce activation and that's pretty much it.
Speaker 2:Damn. So she just went crazy. Uh-huh, she just went crazy, damn.
Speaker 1:Ah, there's blood everywhere. Get the gauze, get the wraps.
Speaker 2:I like how they always got a case for it, something that-.
Speaker 1:Something always happens. Something always happens, bro, Something always happens bro, all right Bunch of car mines bro right bunch of all dying whole car.
Speaker 2:Mom bloodline dead bro, that is one of the most tragic families ever. Bro. All right, check this one out. Check this one out. Scp 682. Scp 682 is a large, vaguely reptile-like creature of unknown origin. It appears to be extremely intelligent and was observed to engage in complex communication with SCP-079. During a limited time of exposure, scp-682 appears to have hatred of all life, which has been expressed in several interviews. During containment, scp-682 has always been observed to have extremely high strength, speed and reflexes, though exact levels vary with its form. Scp-682's physical body grows and changes very quickly, growing or decreasing in size as it consumes or sheds material. Scp-682 gains energy from anything it ingests, organic or inorganic, or inorganic Digestion seems to be aided by a set of filtering gills inside SCP-682's nostrils which are able to remove usable material from any liquid solution, enabling it to consistently regenerate from the acid it is contained in. Scp-682's regenerative capabilities and resilience are staggering and SCP-682s have been moving and speaking with his body, 87% destroyed or rotted. That thing, just keep going, bro. It can survive anywhere.
Speaker 1:What was it again? The blob? Was it blob or what was it?
Speaker 2:No, it's like a reptile-like creature.
Speaker 1:Oh, reptile-like creature, that's right.
Speaker 2:I don't know why I was thinking about the blob Of unknown origins what you think about that one this one is just but the fact that it can. Well, not the fact, but like, uh, how they made it to where it can just uh, anything it touches, like well, anything it eats, it can just eat anything and keep like, isn't there like? An indestructible lizard or something like that right, uh, the, the, I think, uh, what is it called?
Speaker 1:nothing can die, nothing, they put it scp with it and ended up overtaking scp uh-huh like anything, yeah, anything you give it, I think it consumes it.
Speaker 2:But like it can't for you, like you said, it can't die, and then anything that tries to damage it just fixes it, just heals itself up.
Speaker 1:Some bullshit.
Speaker 2:Uh-huh, I was looking for that one. I don't remember the number.
Speaker 1:I can't remember which one it was either, but I've seen a whole lot of videos on that one.
Speaker 1:Uh-huh, all right, this is SAP993, bobble the Cloud Object class. Eu slid I don't know how to fucking say that. Yo, my bad. A lost children's TV show featuring an unsettling cloud named Bobble, broadcast, and only once on public assets Access stations across North America. Scp-993 appears as a children's show but with violent and psychological damaging content, only visible to children under 10 years old. Adults see only static. The show teaches disturbing and criminal behavior, including torture, arson and murder. Children exposed become uncontrollable, often engaging in similar acts. After reviewing, a child in Iowa set their school library on fire, claiming bo bobble taught them. In case a child attempted surgery on their sibling with kitchen knives. Little countermeasures Foundation uses signal jamming around transmission frequencies. Children exposed are given class B amnestics and aesthetics.
Speaker 1:I guess. So monitor for long term effects. Master tape of SCP-993 is stored at site 37 in a sealed container surrounded by Faraday cages. That's about it.
Speaker 2:It's just like a clown that pops up but only kids can see it right only kids at the under the age of 10 under the age of 10 influences them to do like crazy.
Speaker 1:Oh fuck bro that's kind of like yuyu haka show. Yuyu haka show had something like that where only certain people that had like were connected with like the spirit world could see like spirit stuff or like the because the leader of the spirit world, he used to send like videos to yusuke and like you have to watch this video. What is that? Yu Yu Hakusho? It's an anime.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's an anime Okay. And, like regular people, wouldn't see nothing but static but people that were connected to they could see, like they could see, the whole video. And it's like you need to do this. You got to get here. Oh, tight shit, damn bro, that was a little crazy, but that was a little Right Burning down the school with the Labeling on Bob with the clown. Bro, that is crazy, Crazy.
Speaker 2:Almost as crazy as Barney. Chill, chill. All right, let me see y'all right quick. No, I'm just playing. All right, that scared that one scared, right there. All right, chase this out. Take this out. Scp-021, the skin worm, worm, worm, worm. You know how they be saying. Dragons Like the different types of dragons. It's a worm. It's a worm, all right description. Wyrum, wyrum. There you go. That's the one, wyrum.
Speaker 1:Is that what it is?
Speaker 2:Yeah. So SCP-021 takes the form of a large and elaborate tattoo of a serpentine dragon in the oriental style, covering approximately 0.8 square meters of skin. This tattoo is fully animated, with the confines of its host skin and behaves largely as a normal animal, would Excuse me. Excuse me, albeit in only two dimensions, the tattoos. Movement causes constant pain to its host, comparable and similar in characters to sorry, excuse me, uh, in characters to simultaneous tattooing and tattoo removal on the large scale. The organism tends to spend most of its time on a near on and near the torso. Scp 021 displays no intelligence beyond a basic pattern of feeding and locomotion. Although actually measuring the intelligence of a two-dimensional life form has proven impossible thus far, scp-021 appears to feed exclusively on pigments in the host's skin. This can include melanin, in which case the subject appears to be suffering from vitiligo. However, the organism shows a marked preference for other tattoos and will seek out and devour these before restoring to natural pigments. It should be noted that the feeding process itself, beyond the sensation of movement, is painless. Normal tattoo ink simply vanishes as it is eaten. As it is, quote-unquote eaten, the organism maintains a constant size and no excretions have been observed. The organism is capable of playing over 0.6 square meters of skin per hour. One may feed SCP-021 by quickly tattooing fruits or small animals on the host.
Speaker 2:Scp-021 can be transferred between hosts by various forms of physical contact with different rates of success. In the case of successful transfer, the organism simply swims quote unquote swims from one person to the other. Sexual intercourse appears to be the most reliable method of transfer, with a 93% rate of transmission. How they test that, however? Due to the severe pain involved, this is less than ideal. Contact between two open wounds is generally preferable. Transfer is more complicated in deceased subjects, though not unreasonably so.
Speaker 2:The organism suffers no ill effects from the death of its host and continues to consume pigments. Transmission between species is unknown. Previous test subjects suggest it to be either impossible or exceedingly rare. Scp-021 does not confer some benefits to its host. The tattoo has been proved to accelerate the release and reuptake of epinephrine and decrease lactic acid buildup, providing boost of strength, confidence and pain tolerance in stressful situations and reducing the usual after effects of weakness and fatigue. In addition, the tattoo seems to have some beneficial effects on the host's immune system. Aggression profiles in hosts are generally higher than average, though, whether this is a direct effect of the tattoo, or simply a reaction to the constant pain, remains to be seen. Oh, that's it for that one Whole tattoo, bro.
Speaker 1:Ryan, that shit is fucking crazy. What is there? Is there a threat level on that one? What is that?
Speaker 2:Not necessarily a threat level, it's just once it's on your skin, it's.
Speaker 1:Unless you're having intercourse between each other, unless you're getting back shots.
Speaker 2:You're good really You're good but it will just start eating all your pigments. But I like the fact that they said you can tattoo foods or stuff on your skin and it'll eat those instead of eating your pigment. Usually, you know what that condition is called, right Vitiligo, vitiligo, vitiligo, something like that.
Speaker 1:Uncle Russ.
Speaker 2:Uncle Russ calls it vertiligo, vertiligo, there you go, but yeah, but.
Speaker 1:I like, I kind of like that one a little bit, the way, the way it works. All right, my last one, one, the toaster. Or I am a toaster. You got this one. Oh no, I got that one. What is it? A standard toaster?
Speaker 2:funny, you say that oh, you have. No, no, go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 1:This is discovered in a suburban home after several people were found dead from electrocution or starvation. Investigation revealed all have referred to the object in the first person um its abilities and behavior. Scp-426 forces anyone discussing it to report. Refer to it, as I. It causes an intense psychological compulsion to enter, integrate into the user's daily routine. Prolonged exposure leads to self-destructive behavior, including people trying to operate like a toaster. So one test subject began describing their body as a chrome case and inserted bread into their abdominal cavity. Another believed they had to clean their coils and douse themselves in bleach. All documentation must be reviewed and edited for pronoun contamination. Remote-operated droids interact with SCP-426 directly. Personnel must undergo psychological screening post-interaction. That was just like countermeasures with them. Oh, okay, that's what the last ones are.
Speaker 1:But, I mean, it's just a toaster that just makes you go crazy. That's it Sounds slight really. Toaster's. Like you are a toaster.
Speaker 2:And then you are Unleash the bread.
Speaker 1:And then pop-tarts come out of your mouth Proceed to drop a mass of turkey.
Speaker 2:In the middle of IHOP. Seriously again, this is the third time this week.
Speaker 1:But yeah, that's what I got bro. That's all I got All right, bro.
Speaker 2:It's just so much of them, bro, that's all I got. All right, bro. It's just so much of them, it's so much, bro.
Speaker 1:It's so many and there's so much details about it and everything, but it's just like-.
Speaker 2:I'm showing down these stories, bro, because when I looked them up I'm showing mine too. They had details, lord, I'm talking about it. And then you go to the redacted ones, and then you got to figure out what all I Y'all good, y'all good, y'all good. But, it's so many of them, bro.
Speaker 1:Do you have another one? I'll give one more, it's just a little short one, oh okay, go ahead.
Speaker 2:I don't know what my sister will stop. There we go. Scp-043, the Beetle. Scp-043 appears to be a vinyl copy of the White Album by the Beatles. However, upon closer inspection, the record has no grooves. In spite of this, the record will play from start to finish, regardless of the starting position of the needle. When the 20th, 9th track is reached, instead of playing Revolution 9, the disc stops spinning and a faint breathing can be heard Occasionally. The entity responsible for the breathing will speak in the male voice. The entity will respond to questions and shows a profound encyclopedic knowledge of the music industry, music theory and obscure trivia about many bands and artists. However, the entity refuses to answer questions regarding the Beatles or its own personal details. So that's it for that one. That's actually pretty cool. I like that. Own personal details. So that's it. That's it for that one.
Speaker 1:That's actually pretty cool. I like that one right there, just imagine you started the Beatles. Yeah, I'm gone.
Speaker 2:Stop playing the song again. But yeah, that shit get crazy, bro, right Y'all let us know what y'all think about the SCP universe, about the foundation. What y'all like.
Speaker 1:What's y'all universe about the foundation which I like, which I favorite, one right? What's your favorite scp? Let us know? Drop down in the comments um, or messages like cosmic cove at k-o-s-m-i-c, underscore c-o-v-e on instagram or tiktok blake, hey, reverence. My favorite scp is zero, zero one block, that is hey, reverence, my favorite scp is the telsa the lot block and report it. Hey, reverence.
Speaker 2:My favorite scp is the music box my daddy owns microsoft, for your account gonna be my dad owns tiktok.
Speaker 1:Enjoy your band. No, I'm just playing, but uh, y'all let us know what y'all think, let us know what y'all y'all favorite scps is. Like we said, let us know what y'all think about the whole SCP universe, or if y'all have anything to say about the creepy pastas or anything like that, or the puck wedgies. Like I said, y'all can. Y'all can review my review, um, but yeah, we're gonna end it off on that note. We hope y'all enjoyed it. We hope y'all liked it. Thank you for sticking around. Thank you for sticking to the end. Like we said, much love to everyone that tunes in every week or whenever we do drop the episodes. Thank you so much for the love and support. Thank you for following us on Instagram and on TikTok at KOSMIC underscore C-O-V-E and on YouTube at KOSMIC space C-O-V-E. Again, I will be posting on TikTok. Give me some time. I'm trying to get my garden right, y'all oh yeah, I'm trying, I'm trying make a whole garden in the city.
Speaker 1:I got so much crazy got so much stuff going on. I'm trying to get my pool set up. I'm trying to get my uh gazebo thing sorted out. I'm trying to get. I'm trying to do so much with so little. I only get paid one time a month. A 20 can only stretch myself up.
Speaker 2:It can only be by so many fives, right? You can only watch it by so many times.
Speaker 1:But yeah, on that note, though, I promise to get stuff up and running again for y'all. Thank you for your patience. Thank you for the love and support, like I said, that y'all give us. Thank you for always tuning in. Shout out to my girlfriend. Shout out to my cousin Pepe. You know much love to y'all. Thank you for always being there for me and listening to the episodes and catching up. If you haven't caught up yet, shout out to my boss. You know he always looks out for me. He's like. He's like, he's almost like a, a dad to me. If you will about to start crying, it's como. No, I'm just joking, but not for real. Bro, like he, he's. He's a real cool dude, like real cool guy w mans shout out to my boss.
Speaker 1:Man. You know, not many people can say that about their bosses.
Speaker 2:That's a fact.
Speaker 1:But um, on that note, like I said, thank you for everybody that keeps tuning in. You know Much love from me. Thank you so much and I'm gonna pass it off to you.
Speaker 2:Um, just shout out Sam, shout out my fam. Uh, that's it really.
Speaker 1:That's it. Y'all feel me no inspiration. Just say yeah, and then that's it.
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