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EP 50- Snooze or Lose: The Science Behind Your All-Nighters
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Your body's desperate plea for rest goes far beyond just feeling tired. In this eye-opening episode, we dive deep into the alarming ways sleep deprivation systematically breaks down your physical health and mental capabilities.
Ever experienced that scary moment when you're driving and suddenly realize you can't remember the last few minutes of your journey? That's microsleep—your brain literally forcing mini-blackouts while your body remains on autopilot. We break down this dangerous phenomenon along with the science showing how skipped sleep damages everything from your immune system to hormone production. The famous cases we share, including a teenager who stayed awake for 11 days, reveal the terrifying psychological effects when humans push beyond their limits.
But this episode isn't all nightmare fuel. We transition into exploring the rapidly evolving world of robotics that's reshaping our daily lives. From humanoid robots handling manual labor to delivery bots bringing groceries to your door, these innovations are eliminating human error while creating new possibilities. We examine surgical robots performing with superhuman precision, bartending bots pouring perfect drinks, and even living robots called xenobots that could revolutionize medicine by delivering treatments directly where needed.
What happens when we combine our need for sleep with advancing technology? Will robots eventually take over mundane tasks so humans can finally get the rest they need? Join us for this fascinating exploration of human limitations and technological potential. Your perspective on both sleep and our robotic future will never be the same.
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Oh you think darkness is your ally?
Speaker 2:You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it.
Speaker 1:Molded by it. I see death.
Speaker 2:Welcome Cosmic Cole family to another episode of your co-host, your human boy Reverence.
Speaker 1:That's right, it's your boy. Reverence, reverence, caca, choo, choo, choo, boom, boom, boom, boom, wild one well, I saved two words, bro.
Speaker 2:What'd you mean, bro? I got I don't know what happened, bro so I was saving right. I was just gonna like I was just trimming it like just you know how usually, just just trim it down, but it still looks like I have some. I hate it because then I look like I have a double chin, bro, and I got it. I don't know what happened. I like I was just going, you're cleaning your beard. Nice you did it yourself Manscaped.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're not giving free promotion. No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2:I used an anonymous brand that is not paying us to sponsor them, so I've cleaned it up. It was good, it was good and then. So then you got to use the. I was using the little thing, the one you gave me. Oh, the blade, the blade, but I like zoned out or something who's slicing their whole face off. I was just like I kept going and going and then I looked back and I was like what am I doing? And it was already like down here.
Speaker 2:So I tried to fix it up, Like still trying to have like, but then I had like this weird-ass line, wrong that neck, like that. But I was like those bags.
Speaker 1:But we have that little lot like right. I said, no, I'm not doing that, but I just keep it. Who would be no money? Oh, no, baby, no money. Just has the patch. No, I don't know who that is. Oh, you don't know, baby, no money. Did I really forget that melody? I'm surprised you don't know, bb, no money.
Speaker 2:You heard this song oh yeah, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that dude right, yeah, yeah, and I dropped that one.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm, oh, okay.
Speaker 2:Okay yeah, what Does he still make? Music yeah.
Speaker 1:He still does. Yeah, bro, he's been hanging out with a bunch of the streamers. Oh yeah, alright, let me stop Before I get copyrighted, even though I think he said You're able to use his music Only certain songs, I think.
Speaker 2:About to use it for everything now, but um. But, yeah, bro. So I went too crazy with it, bro, and then I tried to fix it up, but I did the best. I really don't like how. It don't look bad, though it don't look bad, but I don't like how it don't look bad though it don't look bad, but I I don't like, cause. Then I FaceTimed. I FaceTimed my brother yesterday and bro.
Speaker 2:And then I don't be here the angle's right, I hit that shit like From down here but I was looking at that Turtle from over the head but I said oh no, oh my god no.
Speaker 1:Who felt cooked. They said no. But it's like Look, facial hair is like.
Speaker 2:Makeup for girls, bro, and right now, my foundation is not it.
Speaker 1:I did not blend.
Speaker 2:What did they be saying? This ain't my skin, this ain't my color, it ain't work out bro. No, but it looks good bro. It don't look too bad. Clean bro. No, but it looks good, bro. It looks good. Clean it up right there. Yeah, it does.
Speaker 1:But I know exactly what you mean. I'm trying to grow my facial hair out too, that's what I wanted.
Speaker 2:That's why I shaved it, because I was like all right clearly it's not growing no more. I was like let me cut it off so I can influence some growth and stuff. I think what I need is that thing you have that be pricking you.
Speaker 1:I got one, if you want one.
Speaker 2:Oh, you got another one. Yeah, that's what I need. That's what I think I need, because I noticed it still have spots where it needs them.
Speaker 1:It helps out a lot, bro.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm going to have to start using that. It helps out a whole lot.
Speaker 1:But I was going to shave mine too. But it said don't shave, leave your hair growing, because you're going to stop the growth of the new follicles or new hairs coming in.
Speaker 2:So they said don't shave it.
Speaker 1:I mean they said, you can trim it, but don't cut it too short.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was just trying to trim it, bro, I don't know, I was just supposed to clean this section up. Next thing I know hole raises down here.
Speaker 1:I said bro, wow, bro, wow, I don't know Now all the huzzas Is gonna be saying On the TikTok, I can't even step out now, bro. Who is that guy when?
Speaker 2:y'all FIV go. We're the early motherfuckers Right there. Bring the other dude back.
Speaker 1:Wasn't gonna say how was your week, bro, how you been doing, shit was good bro.
Speaker 2:Shit Well. So I put my mom's Bouldering.
Speaker 1:Oh shit that's right.
Speaker 2:First time, first time.
Speaker 1:I've never done this in my life. Whole demo, whole demo group, whole renovation.
Speaker 2:We demo her bathroom, reinforce her bathroom. Bathroom got painted. They got wallpaper on itself, they got uh new floor and everything. And now the boiler, new tub, nah, no new tub. They got a they got a standing shower.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, okay and uh bruh so so, uh, now the boiler.
Speaker 2:New tub. No, no, new tub, they got a standing shower. Oh, okay, okay, and bro, so I did it, you know, and I had never done this. So I cut the lines and everything, like I was telling you, with them. Shark bites, so easy, so efficient. So I put one of the pipes, put one of the pipes, ran it down, somehow it connected, somehow it worked. I was like, yes, this is working, this is working. Yes, tiktok maybe does pay off, right? I was like, yes, this is working. And then I cut one of the pipes that are already there. I cut them too short. So I put the shark bite.
Speaker 2:I didn't read the packages. You know, man don't read instructions. We don't need that shit, man. So now I had to look at the instructions. I was like, why is this not working? Oh, let me tell you how I found that out. So I connected Everything looked good. Tested, everything looked good. Everything looked good. Turned the water on it was good for like a couple of seconds and water started coming out, but it's already like at nine ten, I think.
Speaker 1:I would've put tape all over it, bro. Yep, we good to go next house.
Speaker 2:I'm about to put a screw. Put a screw and piece of wood on top of it, bro. Um bro, it started leaking. Bro, the store's already closed. What do I do now? So, uh, I tried to fix it the best I could and it didn't. It wasn't working, so that night I had to let it go. Bro, tell my mom, look, I ain't gonna charge you for tonight, but but look here, y'all ain't gonna have water till tomorrow morning Free of charge. Who a whole real contractor? Who a real contractor.
Speaker 1:That is real contractor right there. Look, I know, because I get about the same thing. I'll tell you my story.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you so I had to tell the brother break the news, had to pull in my hat on my hand. You feel I ain't gonna have no water. I might want to look somewhere else to shower tonight. So I just had to cut the. I just only thing. I literally just had to cut the water off. That's all I could do because not the water was going to keep on spraying out.
Speaker 2:So next day come up, you know, and I bought the stuff and everything and they had like their previous work was like, oh, so I tried putting the stop. Just a truck might stop on it. So I was like okay, so I can still turn on the water, so I can still have water. I cut the pipe. That wasn't even the issue. I thought the bottom pipe was the issue. It was where the shark bite was. That was the issue, because I didn't leave enough space for it. So when I cut the water back on, all that shit started spraying my face. I said, oh, I cut the wrong one. And then the pipe I was trying to cut, I cut it with these, with these like uh, plumber scissors, and that shit was just cracking it. I know you're not supposed you're supposed to use a saw for that Cause if it's too brittle. So I seen that shit, that shit cracked.
Speaker 2:And this is still the same day, taylor and I. I said fuck man. So I come by and they had like a weird contraption. Who would have put it before? Whoever had done the plumbing before? They had like a half an inch to another half an inch to an elbow, and then the elbow goes to a three-quarters and then it goes to another three-quarters. It was crazy, crazy stuff. So that new day, you know, you rest your brain working. I look at it. I'm like, okay, I see what the problem is. I see where he fucked up. I see where the previous dude fucked up. I ain't fucked up, it was the previous dude. So all I needed was an elbow adapter from a half an inch to three quarters, that's it.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:That's it. That's it. I was overcomplicating that at first. It be like that. Sometimes I was going to rip everything out. I was about to run new lines, bro. I was about to tear out the septic tank, bro, About to start right there. So yeah, bro, All I need is just one elbow. Oh, and I go to Lowe's bro. Bitch-ass, Lowe's bro.
Speaker 2:Know what they do, bro Bro they don't got shit where it's supposed to go, bro, they like. So the first time I it was not a. It was not an easy project. First, bro, I found stuff that I needed before at a different section, like it was, like it was in the same section. But I was going all based off the pictures that they had on the boxes where, well, what I needed wasn't there. So I thought like bro, oh, that's why I was over complicating it. So I was like bro, they don't got what I need. So how am I gonna do this? I'm looking for something else. I'll find the piece that I need. But uh, in the end it all worked out. I just I just need that little elbow. I put it, it worked. It worked at that moment.
Speaker 2:So I told everybody you know, just run the water, make sure it's working, everything, blah, blah. Yesterday I got a call. It's already like 10, it was already about to be 11. It had gone to the house to make sure everything was good. Everything was good. So I leave At 10,. They call me talking about hey, they said damn Luckily my child in the street, y'all right there, sammy, because he was looking how I was doing stuff. He was watching how I was doing it, so I was able to tell him so. So what was happening? The pipes it doesn't have I need to get that now that I remember they're just laying, they're just like floating Don't have no support. So the pressure of the water and the weight of the water was pushing it down and at the top of the boiler, where the water comes up from, it started like disconnecting a little bit.
Speaker 1:So all you had to do was just tighten it, bro.
Speaker 2:my mom called me hysterical crazy. I'm like, bro, I don't know what the fuck.
Speaker 1:She said this guy don't know what he doing. This contractor I'm never going to contract.
Speaker 2:Just give me Sammy, sammy knows what. Because she was like no, sammy's doing it wrong. I was like bro Sammy don't know what he doing. So then I got my best guy on the job I got.
Speaker 1:my best guy on the at the homeowner's house.
Speaker 2:That's real contract. The baby you charge, you charge 25 000. He only get a 500. But uh, so all we had to do because we did it for the other pipe we just had to like, uh, put some support on it so the pipe wasn't just floating some people use that strap thing. Uh-huh, yeah, I'm gonna go underneath the house and put some straps, uh uh tomorrow, but yeah, that's all.
Speaker 2:So, sammy, we managed to tie that off and then he tightened it, tied the uh the hose yeah, the hose, and that was it, that was it so it worked it worked, it worked and it's all working. As of now, next episode, I'll let y'all know the house letter or not wait, but what about the boiler?
Speaker 1:you said you put a new boiler in.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, that all of that was from the from the new boiler because that when they did it, or whoever did it, they left the pipes in front of the boiler. So it is. It's only only got like. It was only like 20 inches ahead, so I couldn't take out the boiler without breaking the pipes Dang, so y'all had to buy a new boiler.
Speaker 1:New boiler how much was the new boiler?
Speaker 2:Four something.
Speaker 1:Four grand for a new boiler. No, no, no, no, 400. No, no, no, four grand.
Speaker 2:Chill, chill. Who said four grand no?
Speaker 1:Four grand for a new boiler, nah, $400.
Speaker 2:grand friend no $400.
Speaker 1:Okay, that's still. That's still quite a bit.
Speaker 2:That's still something for the working man, right, that blue collar family, that's still something. So, uh, yeah, so $400, and then the new pipes, and with all the stuff and everything, it was like maybe $100, $200 more, but uh, yeah, so everything new. Now, though, and the reason why I fucked up is because they haven't been draining the boiler. I didn't know you had to do that either, but look at the line, aaron the Plumber, you got to drain the boilers, like every year or every so often. So the sediment, because the sediment becomes corrosive if it stays at the bottom. And the sediment. That's literally what happened. It busted out from the inside and it was leaking. But yeah, bro, new boiler, y'all need a new boiler and y'all need something installed. It might not work. Hit me up.
Speaker 1:Right, if you're inside the North Carolina region, we'll go as far as Texas. Fuck it.
Speaker 2:God.
Speaker 1:And by we I mean Yayo. As long as he can stay at your house, he'll work on your and by Yayo I mean my best man on the job but uh, what was I gonna say? No, bruh, I feel your pain, bruh, but when I was working as a contractor for Spectrum oh, this was for Spectrum- yeah, I was a.
Speaker 1:I was a contractor or whatever, my first. I was still getting trained, bro, and I didn't have a flashlight and I got underneath the house. The dude's like cut this wire, make sure you cut it. He's like just follow it from here and then go all the way down. Well, I was following him, and then it goes over some duct work and over like the HVAC system or like around the HVAC system or some shit, and I lost it, so I had to crawl underneath something to get to the other side and then I see the wire.
Speaker 1:I'm like I think this is the wire I'm tugging. I'm saying hey, is this the wire? He's like, yeah, that's it. And I'm like grabbing two wires. I'm like, wait a minute, it's two wires. I get my phone out. It's dark under there, Dusty. My glasses are all dirty.
Speaker 2:I'm making sure I hate when they do that. I'm making sure I'm cutting the right wire. So I'm over here looking at this thing like you. Wanna make sure it's the right one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was like I can't fucking tell this. He's like what color is it? I was like, well, it's fucking dark down here, so it's black I was like it's fucking black right now, fucking dumbass. He's like just cut it thing. And I said that thing, said that shit sparked this shit. I said it was a live wire, live wire, bro. I died bro, I died there. But yeah, after I respawned, go, oh, y'all listening to a ghost. If y'all, y'all need to come find me, this is, this is a message.
Speaker 2:Y'all gotta come, come and find my body to put me to rest.
Speaker 1:This is my spirit talking, please come he's holding on to the, to the line. Nah, homerun, that shit said, and I was like, uh oh, I didn't say nothing at first and I just cut the other one after that Record scratch.
Speaker 2:You better wonder how I got here.
Speaker 1:I looked to the side. I was looking at the wall like it was a camera. I said Did that heart gulp? I said Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Speaker 2:I think I made a mess duh.
Speaker 1:And then, um, I crawled out and you know I crawled out all muddy and shit. He's like you good. I was like, yeah, man, we straight Me over. I was like, man, I gotta tell them I fucked up, I got to, because I usually own up, I, I always own up to my mistakes I will call myself out on my mistakes.
Speaker 1:If I fuck up, I'll come up to you personally myself and say, hey, I did this and this. You know, I fucked up. Whatever I need to do to make it right, I'll do it. And so we're gonna sign a homeowner. Keep in mind, the homeowner is a sheriff hey, yo it's, a it's a lady, she's a sheriff or whatever, and the husband's inside too. Stay at home, dude.
Speaker 1:Whoa, what, what, what a laugh you know, these days and times living the life, I'm all for women working and man men staying home. We love that here.
Speaker 2:We love that here.
Speaker 1:We support that at Cosmic Cove, Y'all girls make y'all bag Chase that bag Get it, sis.
Speaker 2:We love women in male-dominated fields.
Speaker 1:Get that blue-collar job. Yes, girl, do that plumbing shawty. Do my floors Run my HVAC system, put my boiler in. Put my boiler in. But, bruh, I was like, oh shit. And then the husband comes around. He's like, hey, our HVAC system doesn't work, there's no power to the control panel. I started sweating, bro. I'm looking at that. What a coincidence. I was just underneath there. I didn't see that.
Speaker 2:I'm hitting with that that's weird.
Speaker 1:so then I looked out of the window like I was staring into a camera again looks like I gotta confess. So then I looked out of the window like I was staring into a camera again and I said dude, Looks like I got to confess.
Speaker 2:Who the fuck you talking to? What the fuck wrong with your dude man? I noticed he did that earlier too. What the fuck wrong with it?
Speaker 1:No, no, it cuts to like, it does like the Jersey Shore type shit or like them shows like that.
Speaker 2:Or like, oh, like with the interview, yeah, or like from the office, like they're like having a scene play out, oh, solo by themselves, yeah, and then they do like the interview solo thing, Cut to me.
Speaker 1:I don't know what happened. I was just underneath there. I couldn't see nothing. He said the black wire, it's dark, everything's black. So I cut it.
Speaker 2:They cut to the other dude. I really don't know. I just sent him down there To do something. Now they're telling me, the edge right don't work.
Speaker 1:The whole time it's me in their living room. Recording myself Talking to the whole manic episode, whole fever dream and Bruh, I saw the. The wife comes out, the sheriff Gunning him With a revolver. What's going on here? I'm over here, she, um, she reminded me of melissa mccarthy, right, you know the, the lady from.
Speaker 1:She's the actress, right, the actress lady she's a little chunky lady yeah, she'd be making like funny, yeah, yeah well, I think she lost a lot of weight now, but I think, yeah, I think so too, but her she was uh, she reminded me of her like straight up like her okay she came out, she's like what happened? And I'm like, all right, I'm gonna confess, because I'm not trying to do time. I was sitting here by. I know, I'm just joking.
Speaker 1:No, I was like, um, all right, I was like I may have cut your wire, okay I was like I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I couldn't tell, I didn't have like the proper flashlight, bro, like it was the phone.
Speaker 2:Oh, just, it was like a different phone.
Speaker 1:The flashlight was like as yeah it didn't have enough lumens on it for all the people. For if you know, you know.
Speaker 2:But it didn't have enough lumens on it For all the people, if you know, you know At least 4,000 lumens to work underneath the house. At least 40,000 lumens, oh, 40,000. Oh, yeah, yeah, 40,000, that's right.
Speaker 1:On a headlamp. Come on, I'm not asking for too much.
Speaker 2:On a headlamp. Your head going to be Ford headlights right there.
Speaker 1:LED bar light bar on my head the headlight gonna leave a mark on your forehead and me cutting it on the freaking, the squirrel, the raccoon underneath the house like that sponge about me with the eyes, with the eyes my eyes but yeah, I told her I was like I may have cut your wire or whatever. I didn't mean to. You know I'll do whatever it needs I need to do to make it right.
Speaker 1:And she was like she wasn't pissed off she was like understanding, because the dude told her that I was being trained or whatever okay, so they knew what to expect okay I don't mean to be that guy, but I was that guy in the instant, in that instance where oh fuck, it's new guy oh I didn't want to be that guy, but I was that guy in that instance.
Speaker 1:Honest mistake, honest mistake, or whatever. And the husband's over there getting riled up oh, what are we going to do? I'm over here sweating. Shut your housewife up, boy. I can't even play my PlayStation, bro. I'm about to slap the dog shit out of you. Right now, bro, your wife is out there putting her life on the line. You worry about that stupid ass PlayStation 4. Play your role as a housewife and go clean some shit. Go make dinner. Your place is in the kitchen, you tool. Why is this dishwasher talking to me? Let the real man talk. Oh shit, and he's pretty upset about it. He's like it's so hot in here I'm burning up.
Speaker 2:Oh my, he's not even paying.
Speaker 1:I know, bro, it's over, he's going into that road too hard. Yeah, he's trying to get the bag from spectrum right. And uh, you know the lady. She was like it's okay, you know I'm going to work. So she was pretty much like I ain't got to deal with it. She stuck her hand behind her. I had to dap her up real quick.
Speaker 2:That's a leg, that's a real one.
Speaker 1:Hit her with that I feel you twin. And then after that, my trainer. He was like well, we got to call the manager and see what they're going to do. We had to call a team HVAC guys to go down there and fix it. Damn, I could have done that myself. You should have called me bro. All they had to do was kill the power and they could have spliced it.
Speaker 2:That's it.
Speaker 1:Splice it.
Speaker 2:Two wire nuts.
Speaker 1:That's it.
Speaker 2:That's what they did.
Speaker 1:That's what they did. That's exactly what I know. That's what they did that's what they did, bro. I know exactly what they said For two wire nuts. You hear that I'm about to get paid.
Speaker 2:That's what they did.
Speaker 1:That's exactly what they did. So $400 later Damn. It all got resolved. At least it got fixed. At least it got fixed $400 later for them just to strip it.
Speaker 2:They charged you for that right. Uh-huh, I had to pay $400.
Speaker 1:You had to pay Out of my own pocket. Keep in mind I was a trainer at the I mean trainee at the time. Nah, bro, they said, yeah, you ain't getting paid. Give me that $400. Keep in mind, I was making good money. I was making good money, but fuck me bro, $400? Nah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:I'm here to make money and not lose money.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:I bet, I bet for it. I don't even got to be here for the day then.
Speaker 1:Bet, you're not getting a cent out of me, I'm gone. Nah, you good, I love that man, you good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, bro.
Speaker 1:Nah, that shit was crazy.
Speaker 2:They don't got insurance.
Speaker 1:Mm-mm.
Speaker 2:Spectrum.
Speaker 1:No, because I was a contractor, so Spectrum really didn't have nothing to do with it. It had nothing to do with it. It was us, bruh, because you know, spectrum throws the jobs to us.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's right, we're responsible.
Speaker 1:That's right, that's right, yeah, so it was well, I was like subcontracted or whatever, whatever you want to call it. But yeah, that was pretty much it bruh, that shit was awesome.
Speaker 2:Damn that shit gay.
Speaker 1:That shit was ass.
Speaker 2:I feel your pain. I understand that's crazy.
Speaker 1:Making a mess at a homeowner's house. I know exactly what happened.
Speaker 2:I know exactly what happened, nah, I charged my homeowner, I charged her. I asked her.
Speaker 1:It's going to be about three bills.
Speaker 2:I was joking with that because I think my sister was the one paying for stuff and I was like hello bro, shit about $1,500,. My boy, I'll send you an invoice tomorrow.
Speaker 1:I got to pay the guys Every minute bro, Every chance.
Speaker 2:Hey bro, when my $1,500 at? Bro Bro, I can't go on by here.
Speaker 1:Hey bro, you got that money yet, hey, twin, I'm going to need that money soon, twin, before I send my peoples out here.
Speaker 2:Shit, I'm playing, bro, damn, I'm playing.
Speaker 1:We'll type it up after the episode.
Speaker 2:We will type it up. We'll type it up real quick.
Speaker 1:What's this?
Speaker 2:Hey the invoice.
Speaker 1:You signed this, so I'm going to see you in court. I'll rip that bullet out right now.
Speaker 2:I'll take that with me. I'll take that bitch with me right now. I got rope on the back of my truck. I'll pull that. They're empty.
Speaker 1:Yeah, once they're empty.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I really broke it because I wanted to get it by myself. Well, I wanted to go, mom, too low. I was like all right Time to do some man shit. And I was like, bro, I'm not going to get this. And then I just started moving. I said, oh, this ain't heavy at all. I thought I needed it. I thought I was about to call a whole Whole crane, bro, whole forklift.
Speaker 2:We gonna have to Take out the roof, break it down, put it in there. That's what I thought, bro. That's why I was Quoting her at first, bro, but nah.
Speaker 1:But you're telling me they don't do it that way. I mean, you can't. No.
Speaker 2:But yeah, bro, that was it. Though, bro, that shit was the Two fails, but I finally got it right. I'm about to call him later, bro. Don't call me today, but I know it's good, but I'm going to take it back.
Speaker 1:You got to tell him everybody cut on all the water, all the sinks, flush all the toilets at the same time and see what happens.
Speaker 2:Nah, bro, no-transcript, don't use no water, let it fill up. I see my sister over there running water. I'm like what are you doing, bro? I need that thing to fill up so I can see if it's working, if it's good. But nah, work it all. It all worked for a little bit, but I finally got it fixed and everything's good, so hell yeah the accomplishment just a little small, like we said, if y'all need your boilers redone.
Speaker 1:Hit up my boy, yaya. We'll go as far as texas fuck it. We'll go all the way to california. I'll go to the north atlantic really fuck it.
Speaker 2:Canada, here we come, canada, canada in the coast shouting can't, dody, can't do that, bro, can't do that, bro. That water work, working with water, bro. You got to do that during the summer, bro, I ain't doing that during the winter.
Speaker 1:Why not, bro, make some more fun?
Speaker 2:Going to have frostbite? Going to lose my hands?
Speaker 1:All right. So that's enough, cheeseman, but go ahead. Next episode next but, um, let's go ahead and dive into this then. Sorry y'all you know, thank you for listening to our, our antics little rant, a little rant. Hopefully y'all got a couple laughs out of that. But today we're going to be talking about the effects of lack of sleep.
Speaker 2:That's right. Sleep deprivation for all those people don't be getting yo yo seven, nine hours of sleep.
Speaker 1:Seven, nine y'all dead.
Speaker 2:I need 14 but I feel like I need 14, but I feel at least 24. You feel at least 24 because then I really don't know, how do you track how much you sleep? Do you kind of do you know about how much you think you sleep? No, I think I get at least. I think at least five like good, like actual, like sleep, like I'm asleep, like oh okay, like that's what you mean.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like, at least good like and I know I'm asleep cause I I wake up in the morning sometimes or like who?
Speaker 1:said I wake up, get horny, beat myself, go back to sleep y'all telling me y'all.
Speaker 2:Y'all telling me y'all just fall asleep like that. Y'all telling me y'all don't stroke y'all shit before I can't, I can't Mid-edge Falling asleep.
Speaker 1:mid-edge it's crazy.
Speaker 2:You wake up, you scare yourself, huh, huh. Who is this?
Speaker 1:Huh, la mano peluda. What are you doing to me?
Speaker 2:Shit shrinks in your hand.
Speaker 1:Get this off of me, these sinner activities.
Speaker 2:Nah, but I think I get about, I think, at least a good five. I think I sleep for about seven, but I think, like you feel like like total conscious type shit, yeah, conscious, I think five, but I, I, I try to sleep at least seven, seven hours, but, um, I still feel tired. Though, that's it. That should be whack, but you.
Speaker 1:You don't have your watch anymore. Yeah, I do. You know your watch doesn't tell you. Uh, I used to leave it charging so I never seen you where your watch. And I think about it it's still there, oh, okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I just put it on, but it's I. I lost the charger for it so I wasn't wearing it for a while, but the new charger that I have, I can just set it on there.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:So I'll set my phone on there and then oh, your phone does it too.
Speaker 1:Now, like you can set your phone on top. Yeah, I can set my, so yeah.
Speaker 2:I just put it off and then I put my watch on it but it doesn't track my sleep, damn, and I can't sleep with it on, because I usually try to sleep with it on but I get like hot, like if I have eight, because I need cold, if I have eight, they on me, it'll start like bothering me. I'll notice, I will wake up and start like scratching myself Because it'll just be itchy.
Speaker 1:Damn bro.
Speaker 2:That's my worry. Watch and then it don't let me beat my media because it's on the left hand, Because I'm trying to use. You know, I'm trying not to use my right hand because I'm too far on my right hand now.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to do the…. I'm trying to level out. I'm trying to level out you hear me, was it the stranger syndrome thing?
Speaker 2:Nah, when you sit on your head.
Speaker 1:Nah, I'm trying to lay on my hand. Let it go to sleep. Nah, y'all follow us at Cosmic Color for all the-. Talk about style For all the tips. Cover myself up, yo, yo, hey, hey, I'm a whole freak. Cover my mouth up.
Speaker 2:Rope playing with myself. Trap a rope around my shit.
Speaker 1:Just lean back, Look at everybody agreeing. They said mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:That ain't no quick escapade. I thought it was normal activities that people do.
Speaker 1:I guess I'm the weirdo. I walk in, though you got a whole bag on your back. You just see me the trash bag, the thick-ass contractor bag, like going into my mouth, going out Big-ass black bag.
Speaker 2:No, reverence Cut it open.
Speaker 1:No, I was so close.
Speaker 2:I was close, you were supposed to say bro.
Speaker 1:But um no, bro, Whole free, bro, whole free.
Speaker 2:Cosmic cold. Full of free, full of freaks, bro.
Speaker 1:Y'all just don't know. Y'all don't know how I get down. Y'all just don't know. Y'all don't know how I get down.
Speaker 2:Y'all leave that boring. Y'all be too boring man. Y'all talking about just Lotion. If y'all really want, use butter, use butter. Yo, y'all want some real shit, use a bar and stick with butter. You can get it done With half a stick. But if you use a whole steak now you working If you're going for speed.
Speaker 1:Petroleum jelly, oh shit, speed, I don't know.
Speaker 2:That thing about to fall out of my head. She's going to hit the TV, she's going to come off.
Speaker 1:But my fault y'all.
Speaker 2:We can get off topic.
Speaker 1:My fault y'all, we keep getting off topics, sorry, sorry. But yeah, sleep deprivation, sleep deprivation, yeah, yeah, yeah Go ahead, let the people know what this all, how it affects the mind.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, the science behind it. So not getting enough sleep drains your mental abilities and puts your physical health at risk. News to me Science has linked inadequate slumber with a number of health problems, from weight gain to a weakened immune system. So it'll fix, alright. So I'm about to go through everything that it'll fix. Go ahead. Well, I'll let you. I'll do like, because it's like a Nah, you got it, my note's built different, go ahead.
Speaker 1:Alright, you do all that. I'm like, yeah, next got it right. My note's built different, go ahead, all right, you do all that. I'm like, yeah, next subject, all right.
Speaker 2:So? Central nervous system. Your central nervous system is the main information highway of your body. Sleep is necessary to keep it functioning properly, but chronic insomnia can disrupt how your body usually senses and processes information During sleep pathways from between nerve cells or neurons in your brain that help you remember new information you've learned.
Speaker 2:Sleep deprivation leaves your brain exhausted so it can't perform its duties well. You may also find it more difficult to concentrate on learning things. The signals your body sends may also be delayed in, decreasing your coordination and increasing your risk for accidents. Sleep deprivation also negatively affects your mental abilities and emotional state. You may feel more impatient or prone to mood swings. It can also compromise decision-making processes and creativity. If sleep deprivation continues long enough, you could start having hallucinations, seeing or hearing things that aren't really there. A lack of sleep can also trigger mania in people who have bipolar mood disorder. Other physical risks include impulsive behavior, anxiety, depression, paranoia, suicidal thoughts. You may also end up experiencing microsleep during the day. During these episodes, you fall asleep for a few to several seconds without realizing it. Microsleep is out of your control and it can be extremely dangerous if you're driving. It can also make you more prone to injury if you operate heavy machinery at work and have microsleep episode.
Speaker 1:Damn, I actually have fun facts about the microsleep.
Speaker 2:Go ahead bro. Go ahead bro, because I was like microsleep.
Speaker 1:What the fuck is that Right?
Speaker 2:So oh, my, my, my, oh, no, go ahead. I was going to say not knowing, I've had that before. Yeah.
Speaker 1:I have microsleep, every, have micro sleep right now. So micro sleep is just like a brief, involuntary episode of sleep that can last from a fraction of a second up to like 30 seconds. It's pretty much when like your brain like just pretty much, like you like zone out. Yeah, you zone out zoning out is essentially your micro sleep because your brain's like just shut off pretty much.
Speaker 1:It's uh, it's from the prefrontal cortex and uh thalamus, which controls attention and alertness. It says you can still be physically sitting up or walking, but you're not mentally conscious of what's happening. So, for an example of micro sleep is like zoning out or blinking slowly or like a like like a lizard you blink like this oh no, hey, am I seeing anybody blinking like?
Speaker 1:that. No, bro, I'm zoned out bro, they just go oh no right eye blinks before the left no, I'm here so they said you can either like start dropping your head, or sun and jolting. Uh, feeling like you skipped a moment or forgot when you were what you were doing oh my bad to cut you off no I already know what you're going with that go ahead, go ahead is it because, okay, so there's a?
Speaker 2:well, I don't know, you know, but does that include? Because sometimes I'll be driving Mm-hmm and I'm just driving and then I'm like, how the fuck did I? Get here Microsleep, microsleep, microsleep. Oh, I've been going like a good 30 minutes like this.
Speaker 1:That's like signs of yeah, yeah, that's signs of microsleep.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm like, oh shit, we're like farm ends for the job. I was like probably just that the hell Like what the fuck?
Speaker 1:It's essentially the autopilot mode is what they call it.
Speaker 2:That's what that is.
Speaker 1:It's like an autopilot mode. So, because it's common for like truck drivers, like truck drivers would tend to do that oh, okay, okay.
Speaker 2:I thought I was just locked in.
Speaker 1:I was like I don't need to be away from this, I already know muscle memory, right, that's, that's what I thought it was. I thought it was just muscle memory, like I'm this good. So the reason why microsleep happens is because your brain's safety valve um it pretty much like force resets you. It's like your brain's tired, it's like I need a quick break and then it pretty much like gets a little quick break from whatever, a hell of a break.
Speaker 1:But your body is still like an autopilot mode, so to say. And you can still do your tasks.
Speaker 2:That is scary.
Speaker 1:You're a whole zombie, bro You're a whole hustler.
Speaker 2:That is scary. Be over here and think I got a superpower. No, motherfucker, you can't sleep.
Speaker 1:Because your body is so used to the same moments. Or you're driving and you're just sitting there like you zone out yeah, that's how people get in the wrecks. Y'all make sure to pay attention when y'all driving Low key, low key, like I said, an example is like driving home realizing you don't remember anything about the drive. It's actually common in sleep deprived individuals or those with chronic stress or people suffering from, uh, dissociative states oh shit, okay, okay.
Speaker 1:so, um, obviously, the dangers of micro sleep is like driving uh-huh people like yeah, that's why some people tend to be like like you can see they're looking at you, but they're like still driving. You're like, bro, you're about to fucking hit me, you're about to freaking side-spot me. You're about to like pay attention, Then you'll see them like jolt and be like oh shit, and they'll either give you the finger or tell you my bad or some shit like that that happened to me, my bad. No, you got it.
Speaker 2:You got it. That happened to me the whole parking lot, like you know how you're supposed to go around. She was just cutting and I knew, like I thought she saw me. I thought she was going to stop and I was just going slow because you know, and she was just like she about hit me. So I had to, like physically I was like bro, she's not stopping. I stopped and it was like if I would have kept going, she was going to straight up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she's like T-bone. Yeah, T-bone.
Speaker 2:But she like, she literally did that. She was like oh, I'm sorry, I was like there ain't no way you're not paying attention.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bro. And then I see her.
Speaker 2:Bro, she was a whole nurse.
Speaker 1:She was a nurse, bro, so that's probably what it her, but her man was mad at her.
Speaker 2:Oh, for real. Yeah, I think he was a passenger, bro, because they got off. I didn't even realize he was like whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1:He was grabbing onto the oh shit bar, to the little sidebar right there.
Speaker 2:Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Going five miles per hour in the parking lot.
Speaker 1:That's how it be, bro, but I didn't realize. I thought they were leaving, like the videos on Instagram. He's like almost got into an accident. Boss. There's a dude coming up from that stop sign Whoa almost died.
Speaker 2:That video's cracking me up, bro. Every time I see those videos, bro, I think they just do voiceovers on it now, like they just use his voice, bro. But yeah, because I didn't even notice, I didn't like where I was. I yeah, because I didn't even notice. I probably I didn't like where I was. I was like, no, I gotta park over here. So I parked over here and sammy was like bro, there goes that cup, there goes that lady almost hit you. I was like where and her dude, bro, her dude was mad as hell, like you get like he was physically like mad, I'm guessing, because like, obviously she was about a and she had a nice ass, uh, brand new tahoe too damn. So I'm pretty sure he was. He was like, obviously I told you, let me try, I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure that are you there?
Speaker 1:but yeah, but so then I saw the car going like this and I saw shadows going like this. What's going on there, I don't know. But, um, just a little quick f5 for y'all people. A little ps8 how to prevent micro sleep and the idle autopilot mode. I need this. Go to sleep. Okay, you can't substitute sleep. You gotta sleep seven to nine hours per night. Don't be on that saratoga plan thinking you're gonna get your life together if you ain't gonna get your sleep huh, what is that? Is that oh?
Speaker 2:oh that drink, that Influencer dude, he be like time stamp. Oh, he be waking up like 4 in the morning.
Speaker 1:Yeah, 4 in the morning 4.15, he's at the NBA game. 5.10, he's in the pool.
Speaker 2:Don't be doing that. Y'all Sleep, sleep. We came here to tell y'all sleep.
Speaker 1:Right, get y'all sleep, get that beauty rest. You can't be todo feo In Los Calles like that you gotta make sure. You get your beauty sleep. You know, for all the fellas out there, what's up any homes? Make sure you get your sleep.
Speaker 2:You got a little real firme out there, right.
Speaker 1:You know you can't be, you can't be having the fresh cut and everything. Then you go out looking like Damn this motherfucker. Look like a zombie Right All dark circles around his eyes. He looked like he get beat right.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's the one thing I hate I used to have.
Speaker 1:Well, I don't have bags or dark circles. I hate that.
Speaker 2:So much instantly, bro. This motherfucker don't sleep. I used to get those back when I used to stay, bro, back when I was younger bro, my sleep schedule was horrible, horrible, I'm talking about up three, four, although we used to not even sleep. We used to not even sleep.
Speaker 1:Bro, I'd be looking frigging sun in my eyes. Oh, what the fuck is that light Ain't no damn way there's sun out there. I hear the birds Doop-a-doop-a-doop.
Speaker 2:Boy, that was a crazy time. Well, that was a crazy time. Like you start feeling those. You start feeling that the older you get, because, I swear, when I was younger I thought I was invisible, invincible.
Speaker 1:But it all catches up eventually it caught up, it catches up. So another thing to help prevent it is power naps. 10 to 15 minutes can break the cycle and refresh alertness 10 to 15,.
Speaker 2:I need like a good two, three hours.
Speaker 1:Another good thing is caffeine.
Speaker 2:Caffeine helps briefly, but tolerance builds quickly yeah you become taller and you build a tolerance for the caffeine I feel like I get too jittery when I don't sleep and drink, and then drink caffeine. I get too jittery. I used to drink coffee a lot but I've stopped and I want to drink it like a little bit of candy.
Speaker 1:I get like too jittery like Sammy, the squirrel from over the edge. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, exactly like that yeah, bright lights and movement stimulate alertness, but don't replace rest.
Speaker 2:Avoid monotony what that is just like boring tasks fuck like if you're driving, don't drive. I was about to say so. I should have driven.
Speaker 1:Let go of the wheel, let go of the pedal. A little fun fact, though, about microsleep. Some people claim that when they do microsleep they hear like voices, music, or see flashes of images essentially hallucinating while they're asleep.
Speaker 2:I mean while they're awake. Oh shit, bro, that's probably what I'd be having, because I'd be happy, because I'd be like I'd be having my headphones, this podcast or whatever, and then I'm like you say something, and then he'd be like, huh, you said something right now, didn't you?
Speaker 1:damn, bro, whole time or that, that that micro sleep telling you going on coming oh no, that's just, that's just a regular thing really.
Speaker 2:Whether I sleep or not, that's just a regular thing really.
Speaker 1:Whether I sleep or not, that's just a regular thing. What you got now.
Speaker 2:Ruff. No, you're good. That was good, alright, okay. Immune system. When you sleep, your immune system produces protective, infection-fighting substances like antibodies and cytokines. It uses these substances to combat foreign invaders such as bacteria and viruses. Certain cytokines. It uses these substances to combat foreign invaders such as bacteria and viruses. Certain cytokines also help you to sleep, giving your immune system more efficiency to defend your body against illness. Sleep deprivation prevents your immune system from building up its forces. If you don't get enough sleep, your body may not be able to fend off invaders. It may also take you longer to recover from illness. Long-term sleep deprivation also increases your risk for chronic conditions such as diabetes mellitus and heart disease. So I mean, that makes sense because, yeah, when you're sick, that's why I'll be telling you rest up.
Speaker 1:That makes but like it makes sense, but I don't know why I'll do that but I don't know, bro, because when you, when you get sick, do you rest, like, do you get rest? Or what do you do see when?
Speaker 2:I'm sick I think I don't know if it's everybody, this is me. When I'm sick, I'm like, okay, I'm sick. I usually, if I'm really sick, I don't go to work. So with that I'm like, let me hop on again, and so I don sleep, and then I just wait until it's nighttime to fall asleep again. Sorry y'all.
Speaker 1:We had to go take a quick intermission break because the camera had died, but it is back, it is alive and it is good.
Speaker 2:I don't rest. That's the bad thing about it. Unless I'm like I feel like I'm dying, then I'll rest. But apart from that, I was just you just stay in bed then. Yeah, I usually just stay in bed Like if I'm sick I'm not doing anything, because usually if I'm sick I'm getting nauseous or I get headaches and stuff like that, so I can't really be doing anything. Y'all know how men are. We can survive, we get the carbon cold and we done, we're done, we're on our deathbed. But yeah, that was it bro.
Speaker 1:My girlfriend gives me A hard time about that too. She said, when I get sick I turn into a whole baby. I can't help it. I prepare myself mentally For my final stage, I mean my final.
Speaker 2:That's it, that's my last moment Right, my last moment. That's it. I bite While I wake up. I'm over here. Yeah, that's how it is. I need medicine. I can't move. That's how it is when I get sick. I just feel like this is it. I look at my dogs.
Speaker 1:Pano.
Speaker 2:Y'all were good to me. Don't remember me like this. Remember me outside.
Speaker 1:That's the dude. Helicoptering in the bathroom, bro, remember me outside.
Speaker 2:That's the dude helicoptering in the bathroom. Bro, I'm a alright. Alright, it's a little outside, but you know you gotta say a little David every time, every once in a while. So I always tell you, when I look at him, he's looking at me like it was snowball. He's looking at me like, like, like his eyes, like I feel like he was judging me, like you really doing this, like right, like with the door open, you do this with the door. He was just like I was like bro, why you looking at me, bro?
Speaker 1:get him in the background.
Speaker 2:He's over hold on, bro, let me show you the picture. Hold on bro, let me show you the picture, bro, look at this, bro, look at this, look at the way what you mean Hold on, bro Rate my dick pic.
Speaker 1:This is how he look at me, damn ho smita.
Speaker 2:Holy shit, that's how he be looking at me bro.
Speaker 1:You really about?
Speaker 2:to send all that. All that? All that is just two answers, but yeah, this is what I do when I'm sick, bro. That's my final stand right there, bro.
Speaker 1:What do you do, though? Because I remember we were talking about medicine at one point. You said you're not much of a medicine guy. But, Boss man was always telling you medicine you need medicine or going to the doctor?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't. Because I feel like when I go to the doctor, they're like yeah, you cook, you're done for this, is it? He's dead bro. Because I feel like, all right, you don't go to the doctor, you, he's dead. Checking your pulse, checking my ankle, bro, so okay. So like right now I don't know what the fuck wrong with me. Anything could be wrong with me and I could probably live the rest of my life not knowing what's wrong with me.
Speaker 2:But if I go to the doctor, this motherfucker tells me yeah, you got this, this, this in my brain. I'm dead, bro, it's gonna, it's going to make me like like panic Age, like that's how. Yeah, bro, it's going to come back with the cane and stuff. Right, that's how I feel, like that's why I'm like going to the doctors, bro, because they're, like you, sick. But let me tell you what else is wrong with you. Like I, they're healthy their whole life. They go to the doctors. They say I got stage 2 and then, and then they're like, and then they're dying. You see them and they're like all fucked up and shit and like their whole life they've been healthy up to the moment that they went to the doctors and doctors broke that news to them and they're like cause I feel like it's psychological. They're like what's in your mind, what's in your like, your mind gives up first, like you, like I'm about to die, like that's the first thing that goes into your mind I'm about to die, oh fuck.
Speaker 2:So that's what I feel like. That's why I don't like going to the doctors, bro, Because that's how I feel like they gonna tell me. Yeah Fuck, I just stuck it out, type shit.
Speaker 1:Bro, I know exactly what you mean, bro.
Speaker 2:I ain't trying to get that news. I wasn't here for it. Colt I came out talking about, I got the worst disease and there's no cure for it.
Speaker 1:I walk in thinking I'm just going to get like a cough medicine, walk out insulin medicine for my diabetes Right.
Speaker 2:Right, like bro, they diagnosed you with everything, but what you want, All I wanted was some Tylenol. Man like, all I wanted was a prescription for some oxys. Bro like, I need all this. Alright, that's why I don't like doctors, bro like usually I just thug it out. You know, nyquil Theraflu hasn't really been working with me. I think I've just been taking it too long, so my body's just not you got intolerance for it.
Speaker 2:So I switched it up to NyQuil and I just dug it out. Just drink some. We'll see in the morning, we'll see how we feel.
Speaker 1:Damn man, there's some ginger ale.
Speaker 2:If you're not drinking ginger ale, you're not trying to get good Right, you just want to be sick. You just want to be sick. At that point, if you're not drinking, there's no ginger ale at the house. Bro. Bro, you trying to die, bro?
Speaker 1:That's on you, really, that's just on you.
Speaker 2:Tell him you need ginger ale bro Ginger ale number one thing, bro. What kind of ginger ale, though? What is it? It's Canada draw. And then Schweppes right, the Schweppes strips Right. I like Canada draw.
Speaker 1:You like Canada draw, I like Canada draw. It isn't too bad.
Speaker 2:You like the other one, the shred. That's the Dr Con. That's the one you need to drink when you sick. That's the one. Put that in the fridge.
Speaker 1:Nice and cold. That shit will reset your whole fucking blood cells and everything.
Speaker 2:Ah, bro, it's like a buff bro. You drink that, you feel the buff on you. You start going like an elder ringer bro. After you drink that flask you get a little buff bro, like you good but. I'm not much on doctors bro.
Speaker 1:I have a couple experiences with doctors too, bro. I had this one lady when I went to a clinic. I was sick. I don't remember what I had, Bro. She was diagnosing me with her phone. Bro, oh no, Diagnosing, Sorry. Whole car, Whole car Yo your alternator fucked up my boy, your transmission is leaking. You look down.
Speaker 1:Oh shit With her phone though she's like okay, why are you here? I was like I don't feel good, what's wrong? I just feel dizzy, I feel sick, sick, okay, but do you feel this? No, I see her pull out her phone to click something. Do you feel this? No, click something. I'm like there's no fucking way this lady's diagnosed. I could have told her anything, bro, and she would have prescribed me any medicine.
Speaker 2:They were about hit you with that stage two, but they were a hit you with that. Yeah, you got stage two. My boy, you're supposed to be dead. No, the one thing, because I recently just saw this they do have. Now they have like medical phones, like, apart from the personal phone, this is like oh, back in the day, this is like I don't know.
Speaker 1:Shawty was a web md, bro, I was probably like seventh grade seventh grade, eighth grade, oh not, yeah, this is probably like was clinic. Uh-huh, this is like back 20.
Speaker 2:Was it a Hispanic lady?
Speaker 1:It was like a Filipino, vietnamese lady or something like that. She was like Asian lady. She said oh honey, you dead.
Speaker 2:Oh honey, you not supposed to be lying.
Speaker 1:Oh honey, you dead, you go, you go, now you die, you die, you a whole ghost. Oh my God, you aggro. No, I'm sorry, you tell all my family I say hello.
Speaker 2:Damn, but you really busted out that phone there, frigging diagnosed me Meet me as a doctor. That would have made me as a doctor. Me on Google Patient says no.
Speaker 1:Patient says yes. Patient says no me, look at it says right here, you're not even human, bro.
Speaker 2:You say it says right here you got a horse disease. Oh wait, my father, the wrong page. Hold on, hold on, tell me your symptoms again.
Speaker 1:Nah, does your tail hurt, ma'am? I am a human being. Nay for me, nay for me, right, quick damn.
Speaker 2:But yeah she, um, I got better oh, she gave me a whole track loss, bro.
Speaker 1:She gave me a whole track horse medicine that's why I got the whole, not just joking but, no, only on good days, only on the good days that tiller crazy the good days are the right angle. Um, but that right there, bro, the whole time I was just in disbelief. I was like, bro, I'm really putting my health in the hands of technology. Before it was good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she was definitely on WebMD bro.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:Definitely.
Speaker 1:I lived though.
Speaker 2:So maybe she knew she was doing it, maybe, maybe.
Speaker 1:She was like let me check. Oh no, you're fine, you're fine.
Speaker 2:Walk for me. She had to scroll down just to see what was the least possible outcome.
Speaker 1:I'm talking about. They hooked me up, bro. They had to put on the little stick things.
Speaker 2:Oh for real Uh-huh Like Wolverine bro To check your vitals and stuff like that.
Speaker 1:Oh dying bro. What's up with that? But I live, I know. But at least you here did all that she's like oh, you just sprained your ankle hey, bro, hey here I passed your business card to my to my family go visit acupuncture.
Speaker 1:They make you feel wild she about to give you that tiger bone bro rub this on you, good that shit said it's made of tiger piss, elephant piss. Right, rub this on you. Good. That shit said it's made of Tiger pits, elephant pits, gorilla pits. Shit, got horse nuts in here. May cause you to, may induce you into a coma. Apply, apply. May make you growl. How, may no? Apply Sparingly.
Speaker 2:Alright, lightly, yeah. They have a word for Apply yeah.
Speaker 1:Something like that, yeah who say drink responsibly? They have a word for it Ply yeah. Something like that.
Speaker 2:Yeah who say drink responsibly 21 years of age or what?
Speaker 1:But let's go ahead and get into the More, into the Sleep deprivation. Sorry y'all, I actually have like some Famous sleep deprivation experiments or not experiments- Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 2:Stories, I guess, or whatever, and one of them is obviously Like an urban legend, the infamous I'll say this one last sleep deprivation experiments or not.
Speaker 1:Experience, okay, go yeah. Stories, I guess, whatever, and one of them's obviously like urban legend, the infamous. Oh, I'll say this one last oh, go ahead, bro, go ahead you already know what. It is all right. So the first one is randy gardner, the world record, and 1964, 17 year old randy gardner stayed away for 11 days. Crazy Right Equivalent to 264 hours for a science fair project.
Speaker 2:I'm on one of the A bro.
Speaker 1:Right, he better than me. I thought he was playing World of Worldcraft the whole time.
Speaker 2:I said like two, three days playing the game.
Speaker 1:Two, three days.
Speaker 2:I think so when we live together, I think you're wilding bro. Like two, yeah, Maybe together. I think, oh, for real. Yeah, I think, nah, you wildin' bro, like two, yeah, two, maybe two, I don't know about three, but definitely two.
Speaker 1:Hell. No, I believe you, I believe you, bro, but damn fuck that. So by day. What were you gonna?
Speaker 2:say no, no, no, you good.
Speaker 1:So by day four the hallucinations. He thought he was a famous football player at one point. Whole hallucination. Bro, say hi, right straight to the wall, walking down the hall like this like you won.
Speaker 2:Telling everybody to hype him up, hype me up, hype me up, jumping up. You know they're doing that jump.
Speaker 1:When they're running jump. I was trying to think of a funny joke fucking high school musical head ass. This is the moment, this is the big moment into my next chapter head ass senior year, last day of school. I'm about to become an adult head ass guys, it's upon us guys let's make a difference. I'll be a happy adult head ass. I'll be making good money head ass oh shit oh shit, I'll see y'all from my yacht head ass Steve's, fosbury Zank.
Speaker 2:That's it for you, my boy now you're a forklift driver for the rest of your life. Bro, I'll see y'all from my yacht. Head ass Stapes Fosbury's ankle. That's it for you my boy.
Speaker 1:Now you're a forklift driver for the rest of your life, bro. Life bro. It'll do it to you when you least expect it. So by day six his speech was slurred, memory was gone and coordination was failing. In the final days he was in a full psychosis. This man was going crazy, bro they. He lost it pretty much, bro. But he fully recovered after, after 14 hours of sleep, with no long-term harm no, no, no long term 14 hours of sleep. Stayed up for 12 days, no 11 days.
Speaker 2:But 14 hours.
Speaker 1:I've slept for like 24 hours before what all right 20 20, ain't no damn yeah, I've done that well, how'd you feel?
Speaker 2:like I needed more sleep I said, damn, I'm tired.
Speaker 1:I barely got any sleep.
Speaker 2:That's how I woke up too but I said, well, I thought I gotta go back to sleep. And then I saw the time. I was like, nah bro, get the fuck up, we gotta do something. Hell, no, bro. I don't know what. What led to that, but all right.
Speaker 1:So this one is another one peter trip. This is a dj endurance stunt oh in 1959, trip stayed awake for 201 hours over eight days during a public radio show. He experienced intense hallucinations like seeing spiders crawling on his shoes, became aggressive and paranoid. Unlike Gardner, tripp seemed to suffer lasting mental changes, possibly due to stress, and amphetamines used to stay awake.
Speaker 2:Oh, he was using drugs yeah.
Speaker 1:And that was pretty much it for that one. But then I also got the most infamous one that a lot of people know, and if you don't know about it, well, you know, we could kind of go into depth to it, like go back to it.
Speaker 1:But I'm just going to hit it briefly the russian sleep experiment urban legend, but it's a that amazing story, one of the best stories. Honestly, it's like a famous creepypasta not real but disturbingly based on what sleep deprivation can lead to. All right, it involves TEP. Subject kept awake for 15 days. Involves TEP Damn, I can't talk. Involves people that were kept awake for 15 days with the stimulant gas he needs to sleep.
Speaker 2:Y'all my kept awake for 15 days with the stimulant gas he needs to sleep. Y'all my fault. Y'all. I was on autopilot. Is that the micro?
Speaker 1:sleep, micro sleep. So what ended up happening was the people went insane and they like self-mutilated and died violently or whatever. Although it was fake, it does reflect the real psychological horror of extreme sleep sleep deprivation and, like we said, we'll cover it on the next episode. We We'll put that as like the first subject or whatever.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, okay. But it's not really that much to it, but we can still yeah, it's not really much to it, but like we can get into more of a detail of like what they Like who it was.
Speaker 1:Well, not who it was, but like Like the steps, because it we can do that. Y'all look forward to that. Next episode, sleep, the Russian sleep experiment.
Speaker 2:That's pretty much it.
Speaker 1:You pretty much hit everything else I had.
Speaker 2:Okay, alright. Other facts Also a fact is your respiratory system. The relationship between sleep and the respiratory system goes both ways. A nighttime breathing disorder called obstructive sleep apnea, osa, can interrupt your sleep, and lower respiratory system goes both ways. A nighttime breathing disorder called obstructive sleep apnea, osa, can interrupt your sleep and lower sleep quality as you wake up throughout the night. This can cause sleep deprivation, which leaves you more vulnerable to respiratory infections like the common cold and flu. Sleep deprivation can also make existing respiratory disease worse, such as chronic lung disease.
Speaker 2:The digestive system. Along with eating too much and not exercising, sleep deprivation is another risk factor for becoming overweight and obese. Sleep affects the levels of two hormones, leptin and ghrelin, which control feelings of hunger and fullness. Leptin tells your brain that you've had enough to eat. Without enough sleep, your brain reduces leptin and raises ghrelin, which is an opposite stimulant. The flux of these hormones was explained. Nighttime snacking or while someone may overeat later in the night. A lack of sleep can also make you feel too tired to exercise Over time. Reduced physical activity can make you gain weight because you're not burning enough calories and not building muscle mass. Sleep deprivation also causes your body to release less insulin after you eat. Insulin helps to reduce your blood sugar or glucose level. Sleep deprivation also lowers the body tolerance for glucose and is associated with insulin resistance. These disruptions can lead to diabetes mellitus and obesity. Damn, just because you don't sleep, all this is going on, right?
Speaker 1:Y'all, please make sure to get your sleep, get your sleep, get your sleep, so the cardiovascular system.
Speaker 2:Sleep affects processes that keep your heart and blood vessels healthy, including those that affect your blood sugar, blood pressure and inflammation levels. This also plays a vital role in your body's ability to heal and repair the blood vessels and heart. People who don't sleep enough are more likely to get cardiovascular disease. One analysis linked insomnia to an increased risk of heart attack and stroke. The endocrine system Hormone production is dependent on your sleep. For testosterone production, you need at least three hours of uninterrupted sleep, which is about the time of your first REM episode. Waking up throughout the night can affect hormone production. This interruption can also affect growth hormone production, especially children and adolescents. How do you say?
Speaker 1:that Adolescents.
Speaker 2:Adolescents. There you go. These hormones help the body build muscle mass and repair cells and tissue. In addition to other growth functions, the pituitary gland release growth hormones throughout each day, but adequate sleep and exercise also help the release of this hormone. Treatment for sleep deprivation. The most basic form of sleep deprivation treatment is getting an adequate amount of sleep, typically seven to nine hours each night. This is often easier said than done, especially if you've been deprived of a precious shutout for several weeks or longer. After this point, you may need help from your doctor or sleep specialist who, if needed, can diagnose and treat possible sleep disorder. Yeah, that'd be. Yeah, that's it. That was just more well the other stuff that the cases you covered damn right, that's pretty crazy.
Speaker 1:Right there again. We done said it plenty of time. Make sure to get your sleep. Y'all need that sleep, right, get your, fuck it. Get six hours of sleep at least at least, right, don't cause.
Speaker 2:that's this I used to like, okay. So I'm like I would look at it and I'm like I'm only going to get three hours of sleep. I'm not supposed to stay up. That's what I would do, bro. I guess I'm like three hours because then I'm going to Whole mad man. Nah, we need sleep. We need sleep. You'll recover.
Speaker 1:All that All that just because you didn't sleep, all that. Now look at you Diabetic, cardiovascular, I mean cardio, something You're going to die.
Speaker 2:You're going to have a heart attack. You don't sleep. You're going to have a heart attack.
Speaker 1:You don't sleep, you don't sleep, you don't testosterone your dick not gonna work no more if you don't sleep.
Speaker 2:Ladies, ladies, that dick not gonna work, ladies, but um what was I gonna say?
Speaker 1:yeah, I guess we'll finish off on that subject. Then we're gonna go ahead and head on to the next subject fear. Is it all in your mind or could it be real? Welcome to Fear Fact or Fiction. Tell them y'all. Tell them what this Fear Fact or Fiction is about.
Speaker 2:This time it's about the infamous the Rake. Quick disclosure, Quick disclosure.
Speaker 1:So I used to think that I prepared my whole life for this, my whole life for this scenario.
Speaker 2:I ain't gonna lie, bro, because when I was little, I used to. I used to be scared of it like dead ass. Scared of it because I saw a youtube video. On it, these motherfuckers at no point said this shit is not real. It was a whole video of cryptids and they put it in there. They was gassing it up. So I used to think, like this was, and I really didn't know much about I I used to think this was like in the wilderness, like out you'd be walking, grab you. That's. That's what I thought it was. So that that's what I thought. Guys, come and find out, come find out.
Speaker 2:This is just a creepy pasta, it's just uh, it'sasta, it's just a, it's not real, it's dead ass, dead ass. All right, all right, want me to start.
Speaker 1:Go ahead, go ahead All right.
Speaker 2:So the Rake is a fictional human-ocryptid popularized as the Creepypasta. Described as a hairless, pale-skinned, six-foot-tall, pale skin, okay, deep set eyes and spiny limbs. It's often depicted lurking on all fours and attacking humans, particularly children. It's known for its blank face, sometimes with the, with three green eyes and a hinged mouth that reveals many tiny dual teeth dull teeth when it attacks. The rake is not a real cryptid, but a fictional character created online in 2004. So Creepypasta was actually. It was like a. It was inspired with a lot of people Like they. Just they decided to make it and just over the time, people just been adding it and adding it. So that's that's all it is.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's what that image is, that infamous image. Yeah, that bro see. That that bro.
Speaker 2:That, that image that bro see that, that bro, that that image, that that's it. So it's more of that, it's more like that, the other one that you had on the other side it's more of that oh shit, so it's by your bed. Yeah, it's by your it's. Yeah, oh hell, no, cause the first image, the first image that you pulled up, that's the one that I saw, and that's the one that, when I was younger, that's the one I saw. That's what.
Speaker 2:I like that's what. A Russian sleeping tree man, that's what I thought. I thought it was like in the woods and since we had little woods by my house when we were little, we actually we'd be like nah, but we can't stay out too late because that thing gonna get us Like or not. But let me break down a little bit of the behavior of it. Now, this, the this knows. They don't specify what it all does because different people, as people add to it, people change what it does. But this is more of a baseline of what it is what it does.
Speaker 2:So the behavior the rake is known for its predatory behavior, often lurking in suburban front yards or other areas near human residence. It's said to stalk its victims, sometimes watching them from a distance before attacking them. When it attacks, it's described as having a hinged skull that opens at the chin, revealing many tiny teeth. So the rake is known for its strong, muscular build and sharp claws and teeth, which it uses to attack and injure victims. It has been described as using rocks to strike and incapacitate prey and then further injuring them, possibly by bashing the peritoneal lobe open. They also say it has psychic powers. Well, maybe.
Speaker 2:There are accounts suggesting that the ray can inflict a crippling fear through touch, possibly through a psychic ability. This could be a way for the creature to subdue its victims or leave them vulnerable to further attack. The Rake often targets the hamstring of its prey, using rocks to strike and break them down quickly. Once incapacitated, it may drag the victim away and further injure them. Victim away and further injure them.
Speaker 2:The rake is also known for its ability to infiltrate homes and induce nightmares, suggesting it may also use these methods to prey on its victims. Psychological manipulation the rake is known for its ability to gather personal information and use it to torment its victims. This can involve revealing secrets, threatening family members or creating a sense of vulnerability. The rake's presence, particularly at the edge of a bed, is designed to induce fear and nightmares. This can lead to sleep disturbances and a general feeling of unease. The rake is described as a territorial creature that often only attacks when provoked. However, it can also attack out of malice, regardless of provocation. Provocation, provocation you did say the origin of the story, right. Can also attack out of malice, regardless of provocation, provocation, provocation.
Speaker 1:You did say the origin of the story, right? I mean of the rake. No, I haven't told the origin yet. I got you with that Go ahead.
Speaker 1:So, for any people that are curious about what the rake is, origin-wise, it's like a modern cryptid or urban legend rooted in early 21st century internet culture, pretty much like you were saying, or whatever. So it's a creepy pasta and, unlike traditional folklore entities passed down through centuries, the rakes mythos were birthed online, like so it was made online or whatever, by countless people. Um, it was actually like a fiction project that started on 4chan oh 4chan yep back in 2005, I think that's what it said.
Speaker 1:So users were inspired to craft a monster that mirrored the ambiguity and terror of Lovecraftian.
Speaker 2:Horror. I love Lovecraft's horror bro.
Speaker 1:I love that so much.
Speaker 2:Cosmic Cove. You see it, Cthulhu.
Speaker 1:I actually want to cover it, but there's so much to it bro.
Speaker 2:That's besides the point.
Speaker 1:But it was later grounded in the visceral fear of home invasion or nighttime vulnerability. That's what its basis was. It was scary because it hit on those things.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:And though it lacks an ancient historical roots, the rake has since evolved into a digital age boogeyman with life of its own, much like slender man, and as the legend spread, it became embellished with fictional historical documents dating back to the 12th century, uh journal entries and supposed witness testimonies, adding a false sense of antiquity and authenticity to his existence.
Speaker 2:That's why they got me bro. Right, that's exactly why they got me.
Speaker 1:They say it's for real. Yo, this person, had this happen.
Speaker 2:Bro, that dad ass got me for years. For years I've been believing this thing is real, bro. This whole time bro.
Speaker 1:It's all right, bro. There was a couple of creepypastas that got me too as a kid.
Speaker 2:Well for real that slender man one got me too. Oh yeah, I was.
Speaker 1:I was pretty terrified of that one, but I liked it though. Yeah, I liked it too. My mom was into it too.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, she used to watch the videos with me.
Speaker 1:She's like is that real.
Speaker 2:I was like I think maybe maybe it's gonna get you.
Speaker 1:Um, you were talking about the behavior and everything, right yeah so I saw that they were like stalkers yeah, they're like they stalk your prey.
Speaker 2:Have like stalker prey.
Speaker 1:I mean stalker, like tendencies or whatever. Um, another thing I did here was uh, they don't like being looked at, oh, they don't okay. So, uh, where was it at? Fuck Things, that like if you encountered the rake.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay.
Speaker 1:It says don't engage or stare at the rake. Okay, because the rake seems to react aggressively to fear or attention.
Speaker 2:Oh, you can't scare them either.
Speaker 1:Kind of like that SCP. There's like an SCP, that's like that, I think.
Speaker 2:There's the one that moves. When you look at it, you can't look away from it, otherwise they're like close in the distance.
Speaker 1:I think it's that one. It kind of looks like it too Right.
Speaker 2:They look the same because it's like pale, tall slick. Well, scp is a little bit.
Speaker 1:I can't remember which SCP it was, though.
Speaker 2:SCP-5. No, no, I'm just kidding, I don't know. We gotta talk about some SCPs too. I was thinking about that too. I was thinking about that too. A couple of.
Speaker 1:SCPs, they said, avoid sleeping in isolation because encounters often happen when people are alone or in secluded areas. Block entry points so seal windows. Attic catches closets. It's often described document the encounter. Survivors frantically suffer memory loss. Keeping a journal may help verify patterns. Move immediately. If the break is seen multiple times, it may be stalking you. Relocating um would probably be like the best thing. To disturb like it's patterns of it.
Speaker 2:I don't got the, I don't got the funds for that big man can't even do that big man no, I guess like no, yeah, oh, okay, like the room or something.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, okay. And then it just says seek mental health support. Whether real or not, the psychological impact is severe and should not be ignored.
Speaker 2:This is a mental health awareness to everybody out there but you go through your therapist talking about I see the right Boy, that about put you on medication.
Speaker 1:Rake takes off his mask. He was the rake the whole time oh, did we just write a movie?
Speaker 2:what you got?
Speaker 1:uh, did you have any encounters that people?
Speaker 2:might. Yeah, I only, I only put.
Speaker 1:I think I only put two, because they're uh I mean they might be fake or whatever, but it is pretty cool. Just add those to give us some flavor okay, so this is just.
Speaker 2:I got two short ones and I got a long one. During the summer 2003, events in the northeastern United States involving a strange human-like creature sparked brief local media interest before an apparent blackout was enacted. Little or no information was left intact, as most online and written accounts of the creature were mysteriously destroyed. So that's like, apparently, one story of it. There's another exciting a mariner's log. This is from 1691. Allegedly uh, he came to me in my sleep for the foot of my bed. I felt a sensation. He took everything. We must return to England. We should not come here again at the request of the rake. That was it. That was just uh. That was just that one. That one was really, oh, kind of long.
Speaker 1:You want me to give that one? You want to give it? Yeah, you got it All right.
Speaker 2:All right For a moment. Witness 2006. Three years ago, I had just returned from a trip to Niagara Falls with my family for the full of July. We were all very exhausted after a long day of driving, so my husband and I put the kids straight to bed and called it a night. At about 4 am I woke up thinking my husband had gotten up to use the restroom. I used the moment to steal back the sheets, only to wake him in the process. I apologized and told him I thought he was out of the bed. When he turned to face me, he gasped and pulled his feet up from the end of the bed so quickly his knee almost knocked me out of the bed. He then grabbed me and said nothing.
Speaker 2:After, just into the dark for half a second, I was able to see what caused the strange reaction. At the foot of the bed, sitting and facing away from us, was what appeared to be a naked man or a large, hairless dog of some sort. His body position was disturbing and unnatural, as if it had been hit by a car or something. For some reason, I was not instantly frightened by it, but more concerned as to its condition. At this point I was somewhat under the assumption that we were supposed to help him. My husband was peering over his arm and knee tucked into a fetal position, occasionally glancing at me before returning to the creature. In a flurry of motion, it scrambled around the side of the bed and then crawled quickly, in a feeling sort of way, right along the covers until it was less than a foot from my husband's face. It was completely silent for about 30 seconds Probably closer to five, but it seemed like a while. 30 seconds, probably closer to 5, but it seemed like a while, just looking at my husband. It then placed its hand on his knee and ran into the hallway leading to the kids room.
Speaker 2:I screamed and ran for the light switch, planning to stop this thing before it hurt my children. When I got to the hallway, the light from the bedroom was enough to see it Crouching and hunching. We were about 20 feet away and turned around and looked directly at me Covered in blood. I flipped the switch on the wall and saw my daughter, clara. The creature ran down the stairs as my husband and I rushed to help our daughter. She was very badly injured and spoke only once more in her short life. She said he is the rake. My husband drove his car into a lake that night While rushing our daughter to the hospital. They did survive.
Speaker 2:Being a small town, news got around pretty quickly. The police were helpful at first and the local newspaper took a lot of interest as well. However, the story was never published and the local television news never followed up either. For several months, my son Justin and I stayed at a hotel near my parents' house After we decided to return home. I began looking for answers myself. I eventually located a man in the next town over who had a similar story. We got in contact and talked about our experiences. He knew of two other people in New York who had seen a creature we now refer to as the Rake creepypasta ass story creepypasta ass story, but I ooh that shit not real
Speaker 1:that shit not real that shit not real twin that shit.
Speaker 1:That's the rake right there, that's the rake for you. I'ma just give you two. Go ahead, bro. Go ahead, alright. So this is the 2006 journal entry. A fictional journal entry popularizing creepypasta forms recounts a father waking up in the middle of the night to see the rake at the foot of the bed. It turned to look at him, then ran into the daughter's room. The man found his daughter torn apart and rake vanished. Wait, this is the same story you told, is it? Yeah, damn my fault, because the last thing the daughter said was he is the rake. Oh my God. But damn my fault, because the last thing the daughter said was he is the rake.
Speaker 1:Oh my god. But it says that the man found the daughter, but you said the wife was the one that went out right yeah, it might have been.
Speaker 2:They might have like rewrote the story or something like that, because they do that with creepypasta.
Speaker 1:My fault yo alright, let me just give you one more, because this is just a waste of time, bro. It's a waste of time. No, let me not be like that, I'm just joking, y'all. It is pretty cool. The rake design is the rake design. It's because it don't have no sustenance, bro. To all the rake fans out there. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:Here at Casa Cole. We want facts, we need.
Speaker 1:We want real shit, we want real Something that's like damn, maybe I will see a Bigfoot out there.
Speaker 2:Right, right, all the stories we like. Maybe it's out there, the right. Like I said, bro, that's how I had to get that disclosure book, because when I was little bro I used to until a couple days ago, until a couple days ago Still had that fear until a couple days. Sometimes I just look at it in the woods I'm like fuck, it might be there. I thought it might be there. Until a couple days ago.
Speaker 1:I'm like man, it was fake, I've been riding around with the Desert Eagle for no reason. All right, here goes another one. A widely shared video claims to show security footage of a rake-like figure crawling across a living room floor. The family dog reportedly went missing. Days later the family moved. Experts have debated the video's authenticity, but many agree it matches multiple descriptions of the rakes movements and posture. This is home surveillance footage. Unverified in 2010.
Speaker 2:All right, let's, let's go ahead and write this thing, let's go.
Speaker 1:I'm not trying to diss nobody's creepypasta or or anything like that. I mean, I think creepypastas are cool.
Speaker 2:I love them, yeah, but if I was 12. Right? I'm not a fucking loser.
Speaker 1:No, I'm just joking. I love creepypastas. I'm just messing with y'all. I love them.
Speaker 2:It's just for this segment, it's not. I thought, bro, I thought like I thought, bro, I thought like I said, I thought it was real. I thought it was like a Actual, factual thing. Yeah, I thought it was going to get Literally as soon as I looked it up First thing that's why I read it that first thing. Yeah, this shit, a fictional character from a creepypasta. I said Damn it.
Speaker 1:This whole time I lived in fear, fear from a creepypasta that's what creepypastas are for to give you fear and to make you think yeah, I mean, it worked.
Speaker 2:I mean it worked, but it did it's job. It did it's job, but it does not do it's job right here for this segment it's here at. Cosmic Cove. We want facts we want proof.
Speaker 1:Well, I like something that's gonna have you thinking like dang, maybe it is real, but this is just a flat out straight straight up real young, that's what at least a million hairs.
Speaker 2:Some people have like I've seen it, uh, yeah, tax stuff maybe yeah, maybe, maybe allegedly but, but this straight up, just straight up, is a creepy pasta bro.
Speaker 1:Those fucking pictures just made it look so real to as a kid bro like I just think she gonna get me all right, she gonna All right rate the rake then, as if it was real. That's where it starts to get hard, because they said it's so strong it could kill. And not only that, but other people add to it.
Speaker 2:It could do a kamehameha. Nah, bro, because that'd be disrespectful to the other cryptids we covered. All right, nah, zero. First ever. Alright, no Zero, first ever Zero.
Speaker 1:Big fat Zero Only because it's a creepypasta.
Speaker 2:Not disrespect to the creepypasta, but it's just Okay how about this? We'll rank it in the form of creepypasta From zero to ten On the form of creepypasta On how scary it was, or like.
Speaker 1:How, like what, do you rate it's threat level? I guess, okay in the creepypasta world in the creepypasta not in the, not in the IRL yeah not in the comparing it to, like Baba Yaga, la Bete de Givaudan La.
Speaker 2:Bete de Givaudan is very good. That's like my favorite.
Speaker 1:I never heard about that, but that's like one of my top tier favorites just because it's has reports. It's got evidence, they got people getting gutted and everything but the creature itself was king's orders.
Speaker 2:The, the, the. How smart the creature was and how it plans to attack was very, very good right, that's.
Speaker 1:The only thing that separates us from the animals is the intelligence. Yeah, that motherfucker had intelligence guns.
Speaker 2:I'm afraid of baby but uh, okay, in the creepypasta world, uh, creepypasta world, you know that that's, that's a for me. Nine, yeah, I was gonna say because nine or ten, nine or ten, bro, I ain't gonna give that 10 yet because I know there's still, that's even, but that's kind of like the SCP, bro, you cannot rank this.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's a whole different.
Speaker 2:I think we'll have to make a new category for that, yeah.
Speaker 1:Y'all going to have to understand, because there's always going to be something.
Speaker 2:Because there's like, for example, if we were to rank an SCP, you'd have, like the, the gods SCPs. Yeah, you got gods, you got titans, you got Leviathan. How can you rank that? You got things that don't die, yeah they got literally, literally, literally, they got, uh, they literally have they literally have things that can't divide, so it'd be stupid to make assumptions that it just wouldn't be fair to the rest nah, but like, yeah, because like SCPs, but like literally someone, just god, someone's. Like rocks if you touch the rock you die and that's the whole SCP stuff like that.
Speaker 2:So this one, this is not our official ranking system, this is for this world, for the, for the creepypasta world. It be a nine just cause in that world. First of all, bro, I want nothing standing by the edge of my bed waking up and seeing that shit nope, that's a big no. Then it can attack you. It can, it does damage to you.
Speaker 2:Rip you to shreds, rip you to shreds, like not only that, but before it, you know, before it actually kills you, it's gonna haunt you and like keep scaring you and scaring you yeah, it's all that it induces like uh, hallucinations, makes you go crazy this stuff, yeah, so big, big threat level right there, uh. So yeah, I give it a nine.
Speaker 1:I give it a nine yeah, I give it either a nine or a ten because it it does crazy amount of damage. You can, like freaking, knock your head off or rip your head off your shoulders or whatever. Instantly it's uh what. What makes it scary to me is how stealthy it is that, that is just you'll hear.
Speaker 2:It just adds another, it does it does.
Speaker 1:It'd be one thing if you hear that thing like a mile away, like or some shit, like you hear it tearing through your house before it gets to your bed.
Speaker 2:but nah, but you just wake up and it's right there on your bed Because they said usually like according to like the creepypastas or whatever.
Speaker 1:We could be talking right now and we wouldn't notice, but the freaking rake would be like in a corner. Oh no, stealthy, that thing is stealthy, bro. That thing makes no noise. One of those.
Speaker 2:He's right there isn't he Head ass? He's right behind me, isn't he Head ass, head ass creepypasta.
Speaker 1:But yeah, they said that's how stealthy it is bro, we could be talking and we wouldn't be noticing that it's right behind us.
Speaker 2:Oh, you're standing in the corner just jerking your shit. Fuck, y'all really gassing me up, y'all really just gassing me up oh, freak is away, uh, but yeah, but that's just just bear with those people. Just for the fact that it's a creepy pasta, it's I really like.
Speaker 1:I said, I really see we didn't know that it was a creepy pasta until all these.
Speaker 2:All these years, all these years, I could have went into the forest, but I didn't.
Speaker 1:But who are we to change the topic before once? We have all the notes for it, so we figure we'd give it to you.
Speaker 2:I'll just add it yeah, might as well. I'm already here.
Speaker 1:Might as well. Dick's already out, dick's already in my head. Fuck. Went in Rome. Went in North. Carolina Went in my house with the AZ on Might as well, but y'all let us know what y'all think, Let us know if y'all have any stories. If I swear to God what have?
Speaker 2:y'all seen in the story talking about. I seen it. You know what. Don't even tell me, no damn story, Y'all get a block to delete it. But y'all said the story Talk about. Yeah, I see it.
Speaker 1:I see the right. I bet the fuck you did. Yeah, hello, loony house. I have this person. I found the IP address.
Speaker 2:You said the story, Say your address. I can say the circus the loony people.
Speaker 1:The loony people to your the toilet away. We'll see how you think. Now poopy pants, oh Shindler's what is it?
Speaker 2:Shindler's Island.
Speaker 1:Shutter Island.
Speaker 2:Shutter Island.
Speaker 1:Shutter. Is it Shutter? The one with Leonardo DiCaprio?
Speaker 2:Yeah, shutter Island Really good yeah.
Speaker 1:It is a pretty good movie but, like we said, you know what, don't tell me no stories.
Speaker 2:Don't? Yeah, it was raining in my house while I was jerking my I know you started describing two of these stuff. I already know it's going to be a creepypasta. The one you started telling me I had to pull away His knees came up to my back. Who remembers that in the story?
Speaker 1:Nobody remembers that. You can tell me what your fit is, and I might believe you, I might believe you.
Speaker 2:You tell me your fit. Maybe, It'll be more believable. But you're telling me I'll raise the blanket over my head, and I heard him breathe three times. No, you did not.
Speaker 1:And I could hear him talking in this raspy voice. You're awake, ain't you?
Speaker 2:Give me that dead thought. You're lying, you're lying and you're lying for your whole life, I know. And you don't wash your ass like we do. We're gonna know that after rip. We're gonna know that after you send it to the store, you don't wash your ass, you don't.
Speaker 1:You don't clean, right? I already know you don't wipe right, you wipe with both hands. Matter of fact, you don't wipe at all, you just shit. Stand up and put your pants up, that's it. I know you don't even spread, but uh, yeah, y'all, y'all, let us know what y'all think about the creepypastas. I mean, y'all could just rank it yourselves in your own system. Um, let us know any interesting details about the rake that we might have missed.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that we might have missed maybe like oh, um, did you know there was this person that actually hunts the rake? Or or some shit, I don't know, y'all, let me know, y'all, let me know, and then I can tell everybody else and give you the credit for it, because I'm just that type of guy. That's how I do it, really. Real shit, let's go ahead and head to the next subject. This is a little disappointing, not in our sense, but just for the the break itself.
Speaker 1:Like I wish it had more pizzazz to it, like bro like well, I, but I used to watch.
Speaker 2:Now I'm guessing like there were like edited videos and like back there I didn't know, it was like, uh, we got footage of the rake. It'd be like something just crawling through the woods and like that's what I believe, like that's dead ass, what I believe. So I'm thinking, bro, how many videos have I seen that I believe that was real this whole time? And it's just, it's just some. Some dude Pulling my chain, bro, just tugging my shit.
Speaker 1:Tugging my hood, just tugging my hood, bro.
Speaker 2:If you know, you know.
Speaker 1:Alright. So Alright, now to a real subject.
Speaker 2:Right now we're gonna talk about we're done with all this make believe stuff done with all that stuff.
Speaker 1:Heading to the next subject there, we go, there, we go now we're, now we're cooking. Back to reality. Back to reality. Whoop, there goes gravity head up. Yeah, we're gonna head out, I'm gonna head out. Head out, yeah, we gonna head out, I'm gonna head out. You know what? Maybe I should go fight the gorilla 100 versus 1 gorilla.
Speaker 2:Bro, you put both of us Versus 1 gorilla. Matter of fact, both of us versus 100 gorilla.
Speaker 1:Each one. Take 50, right, fuck it. Y'all gonna to see something crazy Me getting violently torn up.
Speaker 2:Well, you're going to be torn, all right.
Speaker 1:Wait, you're not one of the gorillas. It's like wait, why are you holding me? I backdoored Yayo. Where do we Promise them? Crates and bananas? But um, y'all need me, I swear I. I put steel toe, steel toe boots on. I kick that thing Square in the balls. I don't care who you are, what you is you getting hit Straight in the nuts by steel toes, you falling down. I don't care who you are.
Speaker 2:Nah, I know, I know someone that would take it. They're freakazores that like getting kicked in the ball dang, you're right. What if the gorilla is like that?
Speaker 1:huh right, he just nuts on you I'ma die like that gorilla is gonna be so enraged. It's just gonna literally like, just grab me and just rip me in half. Type shit. It's all in your head, but just know his balls is going to be done.
Speaker 2:They're going to remember you. Those balls are going to remember you Insane.
Speaker 1:That shit is going to go all the way up to the ceiling no, not even the ceiling, because it's going to be out and open the skybox. It's going to hit the skybox. It's going to hit a cloud.
Speaker 2:His pair of balls is literally just going to touch a cloud and come back down my kick.
Speaker 1:I missed it. Follow me, charlie brown. Charlie brown, head ass I just let me fall no, but uh, let's go ahead and tell them what this interesting subject is. Like yayo said, we're back to reality. Some might think the future robots being used now. Right, we've talked about robots before, but this is essentially would be like a little update a little update on it.
Speaker 2:Yeah right, yeah, a little more. A little bit, because new robots keep on coming. Now they keep on.
Speaker 1:Uh, it's crazy bro in that time frame new robots have been created. Yeah, and the fact that ai is advancing all this is part of what, like all these robots have like almost none of these robots don't have like ai.
Speaker 2:But that helps it run. But that's their brain.
Speaker 1:That's their brain, bro, that's that uh site tech bro right, so I got my first. One is humanoid robots okay, for example, like the tesla optimus okay, good uh, it was unveiled in 2021, still under active development, and its general purpose is just a humanoid robot intended to do manual labor, repetitive tasks and a potentially personal assistance in the future.
Speaker 2:Yep, so think of iRobot, but for real life iRobot, but they're not beating your ass yet In iRobot Yet, because at some time they're going to rebel.
Speaker 1:I've seen the movies right, I know where we're going. As long as y'all don't make robots waterproof, then we'll be okay. Right, oh, there you go, yeah, yeah, don't. Who am I to put this fail safe technology in these robots? I'm but a simple man. I'm just a simple podcaster.
Speaker 2:He really just solved it. If we die to robots, it's y'all's fault. Y'all the one that caused it, because we already told y'all don't make it waterproof. What you gonna do, make it waterproof.
Speaker 1:I made it waterproof and destructible. The only way to get this is if you find this key card that I buried somewhere in the Himalayan mountains that the real main characters of the world is just gonna go sent like, go out there and adventure right, somehow find it somehow find it just just somehow the top, because I, because the person who made the key card essentially had a kid from back in the day and then the daughter or the son was looking for their.
Speaker 2:They were doing like a family, they get those flashbacks.
Speaker 1:They were getting flashbacks from the dad's playing with this and he was like no, don't play with this. This is very important for the future right that it movie, movie, movie directors reverence yeah, we're gonna direct it, we're gonna direct it and play in it. We're like all the characters, camera was gonna go crazy this is a little different taxis throughout the whole movie but um what else? Um, pretty much like the robots is like gonna reduce labor shortages, yeah, that's what I see it's.
Speaker 2:I mean it's a good thing cause I mean there's some stuff just I mean it gets boring after a while just doing the same thing. It's not even boring, sometimes it's tedious to do and that frees up. Y'all might not think it, but it frees up a lot of your time. Instead of you having to wash your dishes. To wash dishes, put away clothes, take away trash, clean the house, I feel that now it's it. It takes quite a bit of time to do all that and then you still gotta work, you still you, you still gotta eat all that and instead of you having a, I want to say spend time but like dedicate time to doing those things. Uh, you know you, now you have more things to do, other stuff, like if you have a family, you cannot spend time with your family because now you gotta worry about all your other chores.
Speaker 1:That you have to do is stuff that you have to do I feel like having robots would be beneficial because of that purpose yeah, like it's gonna help advance. I feel like having robots would be beneficial because of that purpose yeah, like it's going to help advance. I feel, like me personally. This is my opinion, so y'all don't fucking come at me grabbing my balls and shit, because, like Yaya said, like you're getting rid of all the mundane tasks that have no importance. It's like a slow waste of like. No offense to nobody.
Speaker 1:I do not mean nothing in any way to offend anybody, but like, uh, like I don't mean to call nobody out, I don't mean nothing in a bad way. Like my hats off goes, like my hat goes to everybody that plays their role in society and everything like fast food workers.
Speaker 1:But if you take, if you get rid of all the. What is this? If you get rid of all the, where's this going? If you get rid of all the mundane stuff, like burger flippers, people preparing your food, you have a robot that does it, then, yeah, you're taking away the job from people that would need that job. But you could make that. You could like but.
Speaker 2:But I feel those jobs also like locking people into. They have to do that Like like.
Speaker 1:What I'm getting at is like you're forcing people to like have to be better to do yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2:Yeah you you making them like well, I don't gotta do this, like I can spend my time on better things, or like pursue better more stuff, opportunities.
Speaker 1:there you go. I get that it is going to make it harder because not everybody can afford college, not everybody can do this and that, I get that. But if you get rid of all the mundane, things Go to the trades, work at the trades. Right, we need more blue-collar people.
Speaker 2:We need more people at the trades. We need more people. I'm tired of getting called all the time. I'm tired of my-. Chill, don't do that to me, Chill, Chill. I'm having trouble. This motherfucker's taking my goddamn jobs, man.
Speaker 1:Motherfucker's doing these jobs for $100. Y'all making this shit too easy. I need more competition. It's too easy in this game. Chill, chill. You know what? Matter of fact, tap in, I take that back. I take that back. Tap in Comment under this episode and say method, so I can give y'all the four of y'all. I'll give y'all a step-by-step Nah, nah, nah.
Speaker 2:Go, go. Hey, this is not for y'all. This blue collar shit is not for y'all. Hey, y'all good, we don't need no more people.
Speaker 1:Fuck Burger King, fuck McDonald's, y'all come Go put some pipes, Run some pipes.
Speaker 2:My boy Put a boiler in. We need more competition. We need to stimulate the market. Y'all motherfuckers need to stop other charging prices.
Speaker 1:Man, I need to charge more. Fuck it, let's start building pyramids.
Speaker 2:Nobody getting paid, but we're going to do that shit.
Speaker 1:Fuck it. We got free time now.
Speaker 2:We got everything getting done Egypt the only one acting like they own pyramids and shit. We got free time. Now we got everything getting done. Egypt the only one acting like they own pyramids and shit. Nah, when I put three pyramids in the video, nothing did it.
Speaker 1:Everybody going to be quiet. Y'all going to have a whole conspiracy.
Speaker 2:How they did it. Aliens Damn right, damn right. Aliens Damn right, I did that shit.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, but oh shit, but no, it's just like. Like, like you said, it gives you time to do more things. Like that's all I'm getting at, like you're gonna have free time to do more or you won't have an easy cop out for people to be lazy and do like simple jobs. Now I get old people need to work or want to work, and I mean but robots also help old people like that in a sense, because I mean let's be real, They'll be caretakers.
Speaker 2:Yeah, some people yeah, that's one that's advancing to be a caretaker. Because I mean, let's be real, some people just they're not meant to be in that line or like that field. They'll be abusing the elders and stuff like that. They do, bro, so it's a sad thing to see too. You know robots, they don't. They just there to help. They just gonna be there, the primary directors, to help.
Speaker 1:Until I, until I order, until I confirm order 66. Hold Dr Eggman over here, then it's over for everyone. I'm just gonna stand above all of flames.
Speaker 2:Oh, we're all going to be standing over the senior citizens like at a camera. You see there's a red light coming out of here. Arr the war. The war has started.
Speaker 1:I'll be on that type of timing. Oh man, it's out here. But yeah, that's pretty much it, bro, let's go.
Speaker 2:What you got about it all day, right, uh, but I don't want to get criticized too much. I don't say my opinion, well speaking, that's where I fucked up. In today's times they'd be coming for it, so okay. So uh r mar six, uh. This is created by card card shrook institute of technology. Uhmr-6 is a humanoid robot developed by researchers at the Car it's a German word, I'm sorry, karschul Institute. I'm butchering this Technology in Germany to work in industrial settings, capable of using drills, hammers and other tools. Rmr-6 also features AI technology, you know, allowing it to learn how to grasp objects and hand them to human co-workers, is also able to take on maintenance duties, like wiping down surfaces, and then even has the ability to ask for help when needed oh shit, a robot asking for help, brain humble that's a humble.
Speaker 2:my pride, my pride. Be begging me that I can do this whole thing by myself sometimes. Sometimes I'm not gonna ask for help. Do I need it? Yes, am I gonna do it? Don't say no, be begging me that I can do this whole thing by myself Sometimes. Sometimes I'm not going to ask for help. Do I need it? Yes, am I going to do it? Dog is saying no, bitch, so I'm a grown ass.
Speaker 1:I'm a grown ass man.
Speaker 2:I woke up today, I'm going to do this shit and then I'm going to complain about it on the way home. Real shit, can you believe? Can you believe I was out there worrying about myself?
Speaker 1:No, you know what I found funny too was the robot asked for help. Imagine, bro, first day on the job, robot blinking red saying it needs help. Yeah, I need to pick up this two-ton piece of metal. What the fuck am I going to?
Speaker 2:do? What the hell am I going to do? You might as well call your other robot body man. You see this. You see this.
Speaker 1:Magnum 150, magnum 150. It's like the robots Out in the front. They're waiting for the, they're waiting for assistance. But it's like sending Signals out to the robot. But they see me Walk out through the double doors. Everybody, all the robots, like Ah, they brought, they brought the new guy, they brought this Freaking meat bag Over here, flesh bag On some better shit From Fut. What the hell is he gonna pick?
Speaker 2:up weak ass. I'm here for more support. You can do it, my little robot. Bones ass, calcium ass, organic ass nah bro but hey, bro, sometimes I don't even change the filter on my coffee maker, but I see that red light. I ain't even gonna help that robot, I'm gonna wait for somebody else. I'll leave it by myself. I'm gonna wait for somebody else to do it.
Speaker 1:That robot gonna sound like General Grievous.
Speaker 2:Y'all about to experience the first wheezing robot. Oh, General Grievous, you put that robot in the job site, brew collar of workers and he going to be drinking 40s and smoking Newports by the end of the day, bro.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, what else you got about that thing?
Speaker 2:Oh, that was it for that. Oh, that was it. Oh, okay, for that one, yeah here.
Speaker 1:I got y'all with the next and I got y'all with the with the banger. Everybody knows this. It's delivery robots. So starship technologies, uh ontominus, uh delivery robots that that's the company starship technologies. It's used on college campuses. It's used like in some city in the uk, los angeles, and parts of uh estonia, and its purpose is last mile delivery of groceries, takeout and packages.
Speaker 1:Okay, it's the little tiny robot, robot is the yeah okay, the travels on the sidewalk has the gps, has the camera and everything goes up to him like your package is here. The 12 inch cock that you order on Amazon is right here inside of me. They just put that thing on top of it.
Speaker 2:They just doyene the whole way. They just open it. They sent the big robot. It's like this big.
Speaker 1:All they see is me pulling out. Put that thing on my shoulder.
Speaker 2:Walk around downtown, look around nah, that's pretty, I like that cause. I mean, hey look, I ain't trying to be bashful, but like, I seen enough videos of DoorDash Jarvis doing some crazy shits with people's food. Or like, look bro, humans, humans like fucking with other humans, bro, they love it's just human nature. It's just human nature. You eliminate that human nature. Now you got a robot that just. It just does that. It has no malice, it has no need for greed, it has no need to spit in your food, take fives out of your food, like, say you never ordered your drink, say you never ordered gaslight.
Speaker 1:You a robot never gonna gaslight you, but they take the picture of inside their car and your drink's right there in their drink tray.
Speaker 2:But the lid's already off, right that little they have on it is already busted. They got a straw in it. They say halfway through Robots, eliminate that, bro. So I like stuff like that. I like Hold on my fault.
Speaker 1:One more they forgot they took a picture but it's actually a video. So when they're taking, like they're lining up the shot, they're like, damn, that drink was good as fuck.
Speaker 2:Let me go ahead and take this. Straight to DoorDash headquarters.
Speaker 1:My fault. What were you saying?
Speaker 2:I was just saying that, but it eliminates that.
Speaker 1:How would?
Speaker 2:you say it.
Speaker 1:What is it called? I wouldn't say human error, but it's just like Human nature. Yeah, human nature, I guess, Just humans being humans bro.
Speaker 2:Not everybody's a good person. Look at us, yeah, human nature, I guess.
Speaker 1:Just humans being humans, bro, not everybody's a good person. Look at us, we're freaking goblins, oh yo hey, hey, sometimes I call you Guys that like to make their left hand go to sleep and then cover their mouth.
Speaker 2:That's gremlin activities right there. Well, if I can take a deep piece of their dogs and shit.
Speaker 1:We're not good dudes hey.
Speaker 2:I know what I am the generates hey.
Speaker 1:Fiends, goblins. Gremlins Demons bro Robots limit that, but I mean robots, eliminate that. You know Now I do get that robots themselves are not perfect.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah. They'll, glitch, they'll get lost, they'll probably go to the wrong address.
Speaker 1:They'll tip over and then they're stuck and everything, yeah, but Not everything is perfect in the first time that it comes out. All of this is new.
Speaker 2:All of this is new. I mean, it's what. Maybe this has been happening like what? 20 years? That robot really been advancing in the, especially with AI. With AI it's helping a lot with the advancement of robots. I very new.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I feel like once they perfect it, it'd be perfect.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Like they have more, more stuff they can do more stuff. They'll be, they'll need less human interaction.
Speaker 1:But yeah, it's I don't know. I think it's pretty cool. I think we're going in a good, a good way, I think so too Until until we kicks my door and is like, hey, you forgot to leave a five-star review. Who the fuck are you Leave a review? Wasn't that like on a Black Mirror episode or something I'll never see? Black Mirror.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Or maybe some. It was on some show, maybe on.
Speaker 2:No, it sounds like something that would be on Futurama bro, love Death and Robots, maybe, oh maybe. Love Death and Robots.
Speaker 1:That's such a good show.
Speaker 2:Really good show.
Speaker 1:Love Death and Robots. So good Shout out to all the studios they got a new season coming up. They got a new season, yes.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna have to get Netflix again, because I don't got Netflix.
Speaker 1:What were?
Speaker 2:we talking $30.
Speaker 1:I'll give you the password. I'm gonna get the password From my girlfriend.
Speaker 2:I'm faster too.
Speaker 1:Tight shit. Can I have the password? Please Go ahead, bro. What you got, all right All right.
Speaker 2:So Apollo created by Aptronic. Aptronic's Apollo can carry up to 55 pounds and is designed to function in plants and warehouses, and may expand into industries like retail and construction. An impact zone allows the robot to stop its motion when detecting nearby moving objects, while swappable batteries that last four hours each keep Apollo productive. In 2024, aptronic partnered with Mercedes-Benz to explore how Apollo can automate various manual tasks, and the company is primed to expand its production of Apollo thanks to a $350 million funding round $350 million investment I'll throw $5 in there.
Speaker 1:Let me get a little let me get a little bit of a little bit of that, a little bit of that royalty, a little bit of them shares.
Speaker 2:So this was more of a like, uh, like a forklift, like a like in in a sense it? Uh, it's just. It just carries stuff and moves, but it's minimizing the danger of like there's a lot of accidents with with forklift drives and that stuff, so they're trying to minimize. It's always about minimizing danger and increasing productivity level, so that's what it's helping in and stuff like that because you're taking out the human emotions and human errors and you're putting more on the robots.
Speaker 1:Sensors, which is essentially supposed to not mess up. I get, there will be glitches, I get that. There will be accidents, you know. But I mean but once everything gets tip-top shape once it works, it works.
Speaker 2:I mean it's more than Mercedes, so I mean it's doing something good if Mercedes is willing to spend that much money on them. It's the future.
Speaker 1:The future is now. The future is now.
Speaker 2:It's here. It's here, we're living in it.
Speaker 1:But I think it'd be pretty cool, like what would be like an efficient way for you to do groceries, because the way you used to do it, you go to a grocery store. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, put your shoes on. You dread getting in your car to go grocery shopping. I hate it, bro. Until the magnificent event happened.
Speaker 2:COVID-19. See what I hated about getting groceries is I hate seeing people that I know that I don't like.
Speaker 1:I love it.
Speaker 2:That I don't care for. Honestly, there's about three people I could go to a grocery and I see them. I'm like, honestly, like there's like there's about like three people I could go to a grocery and I see them.
Speaker 2:I'm like, like yo like, like, like you, you, you know my mom, like a couple other friends, my dogs, my dogs oh what, I'm not trying to see all these people, especially the people that I know. I don't want to see them. Seeing them ruins my day, bro. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth, bro, like, look, if I don't fuck with you, I don't fuck with you, but I ain't trying to see you at the grocery store, and especially if they try to talk to me, it ruins my experience.
Speaker 1:Let me put everything in my cart back Right.
Speaker 2:Matter of fact, I'm just going to leave my cart.
Speaker 1:I'm going to leave my shit right there.
Speaker 2:But that's what I hate. That's what I dread about going to a grocery shop because it's probably going to be somewhere, or if it's one of those people that just talk my ear off to, I'm sorry I'll turn into that old grouch in movies and shit. I'll turn it into that old grouch, that in movies and shit. But that's what I hate from grocery. And then you got to walk and then you got to go get your stuff and then they might not have the stuff and then you got to go and interact around people. It's just, it's a dread, it's dead ass, a dread for me.
Speaker 1:No, I get what you mean, bro, what I was getting at with the whole COVID-19 thing thing. You know my heart goes out to all the people that did lose their lives during that time. But the fact that it did help advance the um, how would you say the? They made grocery shopping easier for people because they did like pull up drive, like pull up pickup type thing that is so beneficial because you're not spending no time looking for stuff right.
Speaker 1:I mean, I do get again human error. They might give you the wrong, the wrong stuff, but that's just a gamble you got to take. You're gonna. You're gonna be upset that you're being lazy, but the person that you're entrusting that hold your groceries is getting you the wrong things that you picked yourself. You're gonna. You got to understand that you're going to run the risk of okay, this is a human being. That's probably a teenager.
Speaker 2:That's probably picking my food while smoking a joint or something? Minimum wage Right.
Speaker 1:He already doesn't want to be here. Right, you're going to have to understand that's a gamble you're going to have to take. I mean, push comes to shove, you're just going to have to go to the store and say, hey, y'all gave me the wrong thing, or you're just going to have to fucking try something new that day.
Speaker 1:Exactly but it's so easy. This is not an ad for anything either. You literally just pull up to beep and then you order on beep On the beep app and, bro, you literally just pull up, say I'm here. They pop your trunk. You know they might steal some things back there or something. No, I'm just messing, but damn the car looks nice in here, or damn your car is staying, or why is this dead body here? Nah?
Speaker 2:let me tell you. Nah Well, let me tell you this one time. So I pulled up one time.
Speaker 2:Oh you did Pick up groceries. Yeah, pick up groceries. And it was still when I had my car and I was smoking. But tell me why the girl's like damn it smells good. It was two of them, bro. They were like damn it smells good, boy. They literally just stood beside my car. They were just looking. It made me feel like I don't want y'all to try to ask if y'all can get a hit or something. They're like oh, what you? They started chatting to me. I was like nah, bro, bro, just roll my groceries. I'm trying to leave.
Speaker 1:Put the groceries in the bag, Bro I was like what is going on today? You going to hit this? I got hit at least one time. Hold dudes, hold dudes, dudes out there, there's dudes being dudes. No, but um, but it's so, it's so convenient to me. My fault, that's all I had to say. It was just so convenient, it's convenient you can't be mad about convenience. You really can't. You really can't. All right was that that was yours right yeah, that was mine okay let's see what other ones I got.
Speaker 1:Okay, this is surgical robots for. So an example is da vinci surgical system, this intuitive surgical that's the name of the company. It's used in hospitals worldwide for minimally invasive procedures. So the purpose is to provide surgeons with enhanced precision, control and visualization during operation. So it's like robotic arms with wristed instruments that mimic surgeons' hand movements. So I guess, to get like, I guess like be able to like, use various things or whatever, and you just use a lot from a computer maybe or some shit.
Speaker 1:I really don't know how it works, because it has a 3D high-definition vision system. It's minimally invasive, reducing recovery time and risk, so you ain't going to need to make a big cut for your fingers or whatever.
Speaker 2:I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1:You're going to be using a robot that can see everything.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they control it. Yeah, they control it from another, like Whole Xbox 360 control. No, it's like joystick and stuff like that.
Speaker 1:It the control from the fucking submarine that got exploded, that imploded that control Logitech. Look, y'all knew what the fuck y'all was doing.
Speaker 2:I don't care, y'all can get mad at me. All y'all want Y'all knew Y'all knew All right.
Speaker 1:So it benefits because you have greater precision in delicate surgery such as heart prostate, gynecological gyne, such as heart prostate, gonorrhea. Faster patient recovery, fewer complications enhances the surgeon's capabilities rather than replacing them, because if you make a man, I mean you give. If you have a capable person, not man, sorry, if you have a capable person and you give them another thing that makes them more capable bro.
Speaker 1:Yeah, obviously you're making things better like yeah, if you could like, for example, like you do hardwood floors, you give a gun that can pretty much be automatic. Imagine just having like a nailing gun that can just go like instead of hammer hitting it with the hammer.
Speaker 2:I'm going to have to make that, bro, like you.
Speaker 1:literally just push the trigger from here and it'll just go tight shit. But you're standing. You're not on the ground or something you know, but somebody that's efficient and already knows how to like lay things out and do things.
Speaker 2:Speed up the processing more processing.
Speaker 1:You're right. So it's extremely expensive, though. The system costs about $1 million, and then maintenance adds more to it. I got a million burning in a hole in my pocket right now. The hospitals do. I ain't paying no hospital bills Y'all crazy out your mind, y'all can get it Y'all can get it from my bones. I ain't paying that crap. There's a steep learning curve for the surgeons to learn this software and the risk over reliance and errors if not used properly oh okay, imagine, bro, you got a whole open heart surgery.
Speaker 1:You need this thing to go through. They're like we got this new technology, boom, wapa goes out, so we're sitting there. What the fuck do we do, doctor, looking off Into a camera that don't exist?
Speaker 2:Uh, oh, that screen. That screen says Connection lost. That shit.
Speaker 1:It's like the video games, you know, when you start drifting, your battery's dying your character's. Oh no, whole knife just going Across your heart or something. Cause that dude had their nurse looks at, looks back at the doctor. The doctor's not there, it's just the double doors.
Speaker 2:Going.
Speaker 1:The doors just Flapping across each other.
Speaker 2:Me telling the patient that little girl out there Sticks drift. My shit got a little bit Of stick drift right there. My bumpers weren't working, my fault.
Speaker 1:Damn bro. Oh shit, y'all be careful with the future. The future is down, but damn Dope Y'all. All right, let me tell you what to do. Look at what controller they're using. All right, if you see they got some bustedusted up controller, are they wired or wireless?
Speaker 2:Mmm. Battery or battery pack Battery or rechargeable. Mmm, mmm, do they got the, the pad, the paddles in the back Trigger stoppers?
Speaker 1:Trigger stoppers. Does it have High sticks or wide sticks? They got rumble, do they have rumble Mmm.
Speaker 2:Cause how they gonna know when you touch it too much, you feel Operation. Do they have?
Speaker 1:Ropo. How are they going to know when you touch it too much? Operation like the game board, Exactly. If it touches your organ in a bad way, it'll go. Then it'll send a shock to your heart and kill you, now we in the middle. Somebody said that to them.
Speaker 2:Somebody said that to them.
Speaker 1:Patent pending. I submitted that to the patent pending office.
Speaker 2:You're right. You're right. I put that on any of you. I'll be hearing from my lawyers it's just me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like me. I put a mustache on. No wait, I take my mustache off. It's like my actual mustache is somehow ripping off. Oh, this old thing. Yes, yes, I'm his lawyer. Teardrop slowly comes up, but I keep a straight face. Face is turning red right here, start bleeding, lips get puffy as shit, all right, my fault, y'all go ahead and let them. Let them know the next robot. All right, right.
Speaker 2:All right. Kime Micro Robotics. Kime Micro Robotics humanoid robotic bartender. Serves beer, coffee, wine, snacks, salads and more. Each Kime kiosk is able to dispense 253 hours per hour and features a touchscreen and app enable ordering, plus a built-in payment system. Though unable to dispense the sage advice of a seasoned bartender, keymate is able to recognize his regular customers and pour two beers every six seconds. Damn. In addition to being a bartender, the robot could also serve as a chef, assistant and waiter, among other positions. That sounds pretty legit. That's lit, because y'all don't understand how many times I go to a bar and they fuck up my drink. They hey, look it's. It's not hard to make a long garlic iced tea, and it's also not hard to give me Henny and Coke and and yet, and yet. Or whiskey old fashioned, whiskey old fashioned, and for some reason, my, my Henny and Coke got a cherry on top. I did not order this, I did not order this. Or we ordered the older wigs and then with buffalo sauce, and they gave me some pizza. Come on, man, again eliminating human error.
Speaker 1:What I don't like is when you go to the bar and then you get so crowded so you just got to awkwardly stand there and try and get the bartenders.
Speaker 2:I hate that Over the years when I was was younger, I used to be like I just used to wait. I'm like, hey, hi, I just be yelling bro oh, that's what you?
Speaker 1:yeah, I just start yelling there I can't believe I'm yelling to this, but oh no, you're good, but uh, because I don't mean to be that person, but I don't like being that person, but like you got to, yeah, you have to in that situation's a bar.
Speaker 2:It's a bar. It's that type of situation you can't really be. I'm just in there, it's good to have manners, but you can't be over polite at a bar, right you? Gotta have that you gonna get kicked, motherfuckers gonna cut in front of you your order.
Speaker 2:Your order's not gonna be taken like your drink's not gonna be taken like you gotta let yourself be known. Let them know hey, I want this and you gotta start sending stuff back if it ain't yours. I used to just drink whatever they gave me, Not now. I'm gonna give you a tip. I'm gonna give you a tip regardless. So I'm giving you a tip. Give me the right drink.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you literally just take your cup up to the bartender and then throw it in their face and be like Y que with a pool. Throw that shit. This is the fuck I want. Chuck the whole glass Jump behind the.
Speaker 2:I promise you you'll get a good reaction from everyone. Jump behind the bar and start on some Roadhouse shit.
Speaker 1:Nah, I'm just joking, I'm just joking.
Speaker 2:Nah, bro, I like that. I like that it was able to recognize his regular customers. Bro, just imagine, go to a robot bar.
Speaker 1:Robots already working on your drink Didn't even want that drink. So now my eyeball's twitching Cause I'm trying not to crash on this robot. Robot just taps the table two times, turns his head like this what the fuck are you gonna do with the tip? You fucking bitch. What do you need? This two dollar tip for what you need?
Speaker 2:a tip for Talk about it's my bus fare.
Speaker 1:You know what? Nevermind, that's a good idea, because a fucking, if a robot comes to me and asks for a tip, I'm just gonna give him Some dead batteries, bro, is that?
Speaker 2:Technically, technically, I don't know. Technically that's a tip. Technically it's a tip. Give him a tip. Give him I'll give him a tip. Put that shit on his head, give him, I'll give him a tip.
Speaker 1:Put that shit on his head. Give him a tip you want a good tip? I'll give you a life tip. Get a soul.
Speaker 2:Robots look at these blinks. Turns around Gains.
Speaker 1:It's the Japanese. It's the Japanese robots. How do you got the I?
Speaker 2:don't think I could be Robots to a robot. I don't think I could be a robot, bro. I don't think I could.
Speaker 1:I'd trip a robot up, bro. I'd fucking put it in the chokehold Humanoid robot. I'm going to put him in a full Nelson, bro. I'm going to frame that picture up and have it in my house.
Speaker 2:They're going to interview that robot later.
Speaker 1:He did not put me in the full Nelson I'm saying Right, it's going to be hell for that robot, but we're having a good time. This is good bonding. It's all about advancing humanity.
Speaker 2:And no better way can you advance humanity than putting someone in a full Nelson, especially a robot. That's not an experience many people get to experience really, right, not everybody gets the experience.
Speaker 1:It's all about the experience it's all about the ha-ha-'s.
Speaker 2:The poor robot goes home to his robot family oh he, he's a slave to my home now.
Speaker 1:He's stuck with me forever until his batteries go out damn.
Speaker 2:So you know what he signed up for somebody helped that robot.
Speaker 1:Let me give y'all another crazy. This is my last one. Social and companion robots. This is the Pato Therapeutic Robot Seal. It's for nursing homes, hospitals and therapy centers. It's just like emotional support and therapeutic it's like for elderly people or kids. It's not meant to replace caregivers, it's just meant to help assist the caregivers and help stimulate the person.
Speaker 2:Like whether they're depressed or alone.
Speaker 1:They need something, need some stress relief or whatever.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you what?
Speaker 1:it's a seal. It's a whole animal. Oh, it's a seal. It's a seal.
Speaker 2:Double time.
Speaker 1:How'd they know, but it's like it just it just like encourages social interaction and isolating individuals. Okay, that's pretty much it, but in all fairness, I can't remember what year it was Like. Back when we were younger, we had the Tamagotchis. As much as y'all want to say, robots are therapeutic and good to be companions. Did your dad? The Tamagotchis would give you hell. The Tamagotchis would say they need food 3 o'clock in the morning, so you have to wake up and feed them or you'll die.
Speaker 2:You wake up one fucking day, bro. I just fainted. That was the worst eating schedule sleep schedule. Bro, these motherfuckers just dead.
Speaker 1:That's false advertisement. Them people were not happy having a good time taking care of this stupid digital pet that was going to die on me. Hey man, my boy had you stressed boy, Wake you up. I just played with you Wake up.
Speaker 2:That's it played with you. Wake up that shit Out Dead. Wake up, wake up, wake up, Shake that thing. I'm like nope, that's it for you.
Speaker 1:That shit was the bane to children's existence. Right there, bro, having to take care of a Tamagotchi pit.
Speaker 2:Probably when my friend was showing me one of those Literally showing me Motherfucker died.
Speaker 1:What the fuck happened to my tongue? That shit dead.
Speaker 2:Bro got sad too. Bro, he got sad, he got sad, oh shit.
Speaker 1:RIP to all the Tamagotchis out there.
Speaker 2:Hey, that was traumatizing to that kid bro. He never had a pet, ever again in his life, bro.
Speaker 1:I can see where the benefits doesn't come from now, right there. Yeah, stress was shit Stress. Yeah, got to take care of a whole fucking room. No, take care of me, cuddle me, feed me, crack my back. Ooh, they Feed me, crack my back.
Speaker 2:Ooh, they need to make one of those. I keep one of those at the house Chiropractor robot.
Speaker 1:That's what they need, right? Robot just telling you to relax Literally just fucking snaps your head.
Speaker 2:Wake up. I wake up like that Tamagotchi Dead, dead, dead.
Speaker 1:Crack all my bones All right what you got, bro?
Speaker 2:Last one, last one, bro, alright, so Okay. So these are xenobots. These living robots Created by scientists Can move, heal and even reproduce. They are designed Using computer algorithms and built from Real biological tissue, making them A unique class of living Programmable organisms. So Xenobots are made From cells taken From the African claw frog, the Xenopos levis. They can mechanisms.
Speaker 2:So xenobots are made from cells taken from the african claw frog, the xenopause lavis. They can self-assemble from simple cell clusters and they move using tiny hair, like structures called cilia. They can heal themselves that are being cut or damaged. They can reproduce using new form of biological replication called kinetic replication. They don't have a brain or a digestive system. They can be used in delivering medicine, cleaning plaque and blood vessels or even potentially repairing damaged tissues. They're used to clean up in pollutants, like microplastics in the ocean. In ecology, they can be used to clean waste or collect microplastics from the ocean without polluting it, because they would simply decompose as they die. Their applications in health care are also promising, as they can be used to deliver medicine throughout the body or to clean built up plaque and blood vessels. Even though they're just used for research, they can help us understand how to manipulate biological cells, possibly paving the way to programming cancerous tumors or regenerating body parts.
Speaker 1:Because this take is so new, there are still so many possibilities to explore I love the way that sounded, but I'm gonna tell y'all one thing it took y'all so long to come up with that technology when the idea was pitched at you at a very early time stage what movie os? What movie? Osmosis Jones?
Speaker 2:Oh, you're talking about Osmosis Jones.
Speaker 1:Osmosis Jones told us and showed us, if you can build a pill that goes in you and starts shooting at everything and kills El Diablo, you'll be all right. Facts.
Speaker 2:I was thinking more of Agent Cody Banks. Oh, I didn't see that.
Speaker 1:You didn't see that movie.
Speaker 2:They got these little. It's like little robots that can basically eat through anything, but they're like, they're controllable, but they were essentially. They were originally programmed to like clean up the world and literally to do this, like literally everything. They were designed to do that, but then the bad guy turned the robots into just using them as weapons to just destroy, like it could eat through anything.
Speaker 1:Dang.
Speaker 2:Like literally anything. And so it was like they what is it called Like? Their plan was to load them up into like warheads, shoot them like whatever they wanted to and they would keep eating, and they don't. They don't stop until whatever they're supposed to eat uh is gone, so it would have been on. Uh. They were supposed they were threatening the the uh the government with it. They were gonna shoot it towards the government. It was gonna eat up it eats organic and uh, because everybody knows where the government's address is.
Speaker 2:That silly gooses silly gooses, I would keep that shit private.
Speaker 1:Oh, big old white house, no, I don't live here, that's right, but um, yeah, that's pretty crazy, bro, that right there.
Speaker 2:Would be pretty cool, though, like in the form of medicine, like for it to go inside your body and to give you like help give you your medicine or go inside, because that's the other thing sometimes medicines don't reach the areas as opposed to because something's wrong with you and they won't allow it. So that would like take it to the spotting needs specifically. Just target that instead of like, because there's some medicines target the whole, like like chemotherapy it's your whole body's getting affected. Instead of it just it'll just go to that one area wherever the cancer is just start attacking that that's pretty cool right there.
Speaker 1:That's good technology right there yep, yep. That is good technology.
Speaker 2:That's stuff you love to see because, like now, it puts your mind at ease, like maybe it won't be so bad if I did get old, right if I do get old, or whatever when I finally decide to go to the doctor and tell me, on stage three, not no more, because they got the robots right, they just inject me and I'm gone the next day they'll be like here goes your $30,000 bill, you're gonna have to get it when I'm dead.
Speaker 1:When I'm cold Body in that casket. You're gonna have to reach in there. Pry my casket open and get it from my Cold, dead hands. Sell my casket.
Speaker 2:I let them use my body For experience, brother, no.
Speaker 1:You're gonna donate your body To science? I'll do it.
Speaker 2:I'll do it. They're going to turn me into. I'm going to be the face of the Terminator in the future, bro.
Speaker 1:They're going to have you in a museum Just standing there.
Speaker 2:If y'all do that, if y'all Just know people Just know it's soft in the, it's cold in the museums, bro, it's cold in the museums. They don't. They usually keep it below 50, so it Below 50, so it's cold in the museum. Just keep that in mind. Mind your business, mind your business. It's cold. It's cold in there.
Speaker 1:And if they don't trim me right, it's going to look weird. I promise, I promise.
Speaker 2:If they don't, trim me up, you might not see it.
Speaker 1:Keep in mind it's cold.
Speaker 2:Keep in mind it's cold. Put me out in the sun, see what happens. That's the sign.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I got goosebumps in the water all the love bumps gone, but that's pretty much it, bro. We can keep going, but it's already late. This thing is like two hours already. We'll make a part three.
Speaker 2:We'll make a part three we'll make a part three, that's right.
Speaker 1:In a couple weeks more we'll be able to respond to you but I guess, before we end off, I want to give a thanks to my girlfriend, my cousin Pepe. You know, thank you so much for listening, thank you for supporting me, thank you to anybody else that's a recurring listener. You know I keep saying shout out to all the people that I know, but I may not know you, but I appreciate you for listening to these episodes, for tuning back in, for sharing these episodes, for liking the Facebooks I mean the Instagram stuff for loving the TikTok stuff, for liking the YouTube, even though we don't post on there lately. It means a lot to me, it means a lot to us, means a lot to us, you know, appreciate it so much, y'all helping cosmic cove grow and we really want to build a nice little community where we can just um, just shoot the shit, we can just talk or talk about anything, talk about everything and just have a good time. You know we're just here to have good laughs and, you know, make good memories with everybody that's it.
Speaker 1:That's how we're here for For real. But again, thank you to anybody who keeps returning. You know I love you so much, thank you so much. We couldn't do this without y'all Y'all the ones that are making it possible for us and to give us the drive to keep wanting to do podcasting and everything, even though we're just doing it for fun. I know I could be maybe a little harsh or something, but I feel like it's, it's I'd like for it to be something and grow into something. That's why I like to have like a standard for it, but you know, I still want to have fun while doing it. You know, and yeah, that's pretty much it, but, like I said, sorry, I don't mean to blabber on so much, but you know, be sure to follow us on tiktok facebook. I mean tiktok, instagram and youtube. That's k-o-s-m-i-c underscore c-o-v-e on tiktok and youtube. K-o-s-m-i-c space c-o-v-e on instagram. No, no, no. On Instagram. No, no, no, fuck. K-o-s-m-i-c underscore C-O-V-E on Instagram and TikTok. K-o-s-m-i-c space C-O-V-E on YouTube. Sorry, thank you.
Speaker 2:I just appreciate Sammy and my family, sammy, for always listening, still listening, enjoying the episodes, yeah, shout out to them, and I guess we'll end it off on that note.
Speaker 1:We'll catch on the next episode. Don't forget we're going to be talking about the sleep experiment.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yep.
Speaker 1:And y'all let us know if y'all could take on a gorilla.
Speaker 2:But we'll catch on the next one, so.
