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EP 42- "Ballsy" World Records, A Visit From "La Bête Du Gévaudan" And Why Is My Stuff Always Going Missing!!!
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Prepare to dive into the bizarre world of record-breaking in this captivating episode! We explore the extremes of human ambition, revealing the lengths individuals go to achieve fleeting fame. From the incredible story of Randy Gardner, who went without sleep for nearly 11 days, to the audacious claims of Andre the Giant downing 119 beers in one sitting, we dissect both the light-hearted and darker sides of record attempts.
Get ready to chuckle, be inspired, and perhaps even shiver as we touch on the dangers involved in some pursuits and the tragic tales of those who have crossed risky lines.
Enough about World records come dive into this weeks FFF where we talk about France's Infamous Cryptid "LA BETE DU GEVAUDAN"!! listen to interesting tales, official recorded documents and reports about how this Beast was once France's biggest night terror... IS IT REAL OR IS IT FICTION??
As we close off the episode with another hail mary banger! we lead into the topic of the notorious mischievous creatures known as the "Duendes" come listen to peoples accounts as well as maybe learning a way to capture or see a Duende in person.... No Promises!! we also recount the story of an investigation done on a family being terrorized by a duende. Are they among us and what can you do to protect yourself from these creatures.
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Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it.
Speaker 2:Molded by it.
Speaker 1:I see death. Welcome Cosmic Cole family. It's your co-host, yayo. What? What happened? What happened? What happened? I was going to go. I didn't know you were going to say something Like you were going to introduce yourself. I was going to introduce you. I just looked over you looked like you were about to go into it. So I was like, oh, he's about to go into it.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, You're good, you're good I was like fuck, what was I going to say? Let's do it again. Let's do it again.
Speaker 1:Alright, y'all hear this. Guys. Take it from the top, alright, where the dual Cosmic Call family is your co-host.
Speaker 2:Y'all here with my boy, reverence, that's right, pinching my nipples, getting hard, getting nice and moist For this topics.
Speaker 1:We had to do a take two.
Speaker 2:I thought it was pretty good. Everybody else is laughing. They might be laughing at me, with me as long. I thought it was pretty good. Everybody else is laughing.
Speaker 1:They might be laughing at me, with me, as long as everybody's laughing.
Speaker 2:It was a good take too. Rate the take, Rate the take.
Speaker 1:We're going to leave both of them in. Y'all tell us which one was better. No, bloopers.
Speaker 2:This is all one take. Podcast, all one take.
Speaker 1:All one take. Don't take it out. Leave the intro.
Speaker 2:Take nothing but the whole, like take everything out, except that that's all they're going to listen to. 1 minute and 52 seconds, that's the end of the episode. All right, y'all. Thanks for tuning in. Absolute beauty.
Speaker 1:Absolute beauty Fuecinema, fuecinema. Rob been seeing that meme more and more everywhere now yeah. It'd be that what is it Black Goku.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, they just be like that. What was I going to say? What's up everybody? Welcome back to another episode of El Cosmic Cove.
Speaker 1:Right, right, hope y'all had a good week. Hope nothing was too crazy for y'all.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:Hope y'all surviving out there in this crazy time. Crazy time, crazy world.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah but um, before we get into the subject and topics, you already know how we do. We gotta catch up right, tickle each other a little bit. How was your week gotta play with?
Speaker 1:each other. You know. You know you gotta ask you. We ask the questions that you usually ask a girl. You're trying to fuck for the first time. You feel me.
Speaker 2:Facts like what's your favorite, like what's your favorite color, like what you do all night, that's really what we'll be asking Nah, nah, okay, that's how it was like in middle school, bruh. Nowadays, people just be straight up with hey.
Speaker 1:Nowadays, bro, I hear you saying that, are you?
Speaker 2:trying to pull up. No, no, no, bruh they literally Don't even know. They like that I know dudes that do that bro.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna have to try that bro. I'm gonna have to try that bro.
Speaker 2:I was about to say something crazy Go ahead Me going to my girlfriend that I've been together for like 10 years. You give her the wet, find her in the kitchen first day. You give her the wet shot. She gonna tell you Get the fuck, get the fuck away from me. Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 1:They gotta roll up. Put that shit on the table Soft Soft Get that shit out of here. But um.
Speaker 2:Nah, bruh, spitting game nowadays, bruh. I feel for all y'all people out there. Bruh, y'all gotta Y'all gotta put it. Put y'all A game on for y'all gotta y'all gotta put it. Put your a game on for real.
Speaker 1:Thank you, my dad, you could just shit make bitch laugh just a couple times. That was it. That was it that's all that's, that was it. Yeah, nah, back then I feel like it was well, it was a lot more common than it is now. Right, at least compared to what you said. I couldn't, I couldn't see myself. Well, never mind, maybe I didn't have it like that, you feel me, maybe you just gotta have that type of aura, really no, bro, I feel like.
Speaker 2:I feel like you. You had it on you, bro, like you had that. You had good game. I feel like you did like especially when you went to like the bylaws and everything oh, but that's about it, that's.
Speaker 1:That's like easy, that's like no bro you'd be surprised. Plenty of cocky dudes that are Before we get into it.
Speaker 2:Y'all don't want to skip like 20 minutes in. But like the cocky dudes or whatever, bro, they act like they get like all the girls or whatever, but like when it comes down to like them having the spit game and everything, they get no biches Bro.
Speaker 1:No high nuts, no high nuts, bro, you go to the ballet no huzz, you tell me you put on All this stuff on yourself, make yourself look good, trim your beard and shit, little patchy ass beard. I feel you, I been there, I got that, I got that. I got that that shit still Look at that shit. But uh, you do all that Just for a shot to tell you Nah, straight like that that, and you go to sleep at night.
Speaker 2:You take your boots off and you feel like you did something.
Speaker 1:Try again next weekend, girl. But no, I mean now that you mention that, bro. So I went with the couple, I went with the couple. They were a grown couple.
Speaker 2:Oh, you told me about this. Yeah, I told you about this. Let the listeners know.
Speaker 1:So poor dude, bro, Poor dude was an old. It was an old dude and not old dude. But yeah, he was a grown dude. He was like he didn't want to go because man was saying you know, ain't nobody going to dance with me and everything. I was like impossible, that can't be true, I'll get you someone, I'll get you someone. So I ended up going with this girl and I started dancing with her one night and then I guess it was her grandma or something. She was like oh, my homie sent me the dude sent me to ask her if she would dance with him. All right, what are you fucking up? Don't ever send your homeboy to ask another girl. You go up there, introduce yourself, Right? Hey, you know, let's go dance with her, Don't ever. I should have caught it. I was too young back then. I should have called him out on it, bro, I was too young, bro. And you know, stands me. I go over there. Hey, my boy, my boy, back there trying to dance with me, my boy looking at him like that.
Speaker 2:She was like which one.
Speaker 1:You move to the side, he's standing over falling to the side. Zip her down? No, but I'm like hey, that dude trying to dance with you, why not?
Speaker 1:She's like, she's like she's like okay, but tell him to buy me some beer so I go back. You know you're going to have to buy some beer. You know, fuck it, you're going to have to. Dude goes up there, gets himself a little six pack, drops about $40 that was the real crime right there and uh takes your beer. Bro, this bitch gonna say thank you, turn around didn't even let my man dance bro.
Speaker 1:Oh you bitch, I still dance. I ain't give a fuck. But damn, homie got done dirty but that's why he messed up. Don't ever say to somebody uh, that's for. You got to go up there, you got to present yourself. Smile, smack that ass. You feel me? You got to be a gentleman.
Speaker 2:You got to be a gentleman. You feel me no gentleman.
Speaker 1:Grab that shit. Damn girl, you still what you feel me Be a gentleman about that shit Low key though, bro. Like nah.
Speaker 2:Look if you're going to a.
Speaker 1:you know some bitches like to be disrespectful, some girls like to be treated nice. You can tell. You can tell by the way they're looking at you. They look at you a little crazy. This bitch like be getting hit. You feel me. If she be off, put a little bit. You know that bitch just likes to be calm In public In bed. They freaks In public.
Speaker 2:I heard I don't know. Well, that's why you always Go with homeboys, because if you, if you can't get none, at least your homies Give you some what happened Facts.
Speaker 1:Facts. They ain't say nothing but the truth. They ain't say nothing but the truth.
Speaker 2:Nah, but I feel like Some dudes pressure themselves Too much, like I feel like the best approach. If I was like in the game, as they would say, right right, right, right right, I would just take the approach of I'm not meeting anybody, I'm not going to have anything, I'm just going to go to have a good time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, see, that's a really good point. That's a really good point. Yeah, don't go in there, don't? I mean Freaky ass motherfucker? Don't be going in there thinking, oh yeah, imagine, don't go on that thing like that that was 15 year old me.
Speaker 2:That's 15 year old me.
Speaker 1:Trust me, you're a whole 34 year old child there's with uh 20 year olds. Don't be going.
Speaker 2:Don't be going there with that mentality me standing beside the bathrooms in case the bitches was like hey, come over here, I'm gonna give you top you put in two condoms in my wallet.
Speaker 1:All right, maybe I'll fuck two bitches in the bathroom when I pull up. You never know. You never know. Got to be real. I broke hosting it for myself. They complain about man, this girl just texted me.
Speaker 2:She said she late.
Speaker 1:They setting me up, me having the whole story beforehand talking about I'm a victim, knowing damn well I was the one that caused it. Bitch trying to trap me, I swear to God you can't trust me. No, bro, locked in the baddest bitch in the club. Yeah, good luck, bitch.
Speaker 2:I'll be getting a phone call from you later. No, bro, but I feel like if you go with that mindset, you know you go with your friends, you know. I feel like you're going to put the ends of y'all too. Yeah, you know Like this dude being a widow. Now I'm not saying like, don't like going with confidence.
Speaker 1:Go with your confidence.
Speaker 2:Go with your fit or whatever, but don't go expecting that Don't sure your zipper's up. I've had instances where my zipper was down. Why is everybody walking away? Why are people complaining about the smell?
Speaker 1:I was about to say why are they saying there's sticks in here?
Speaker 2:Why does it smell like Parmigiana?
Speaker 1:Who the fuck order pasta? Who the fuck order linguine?
Speaker 1:It smell like cheese, because I feel like, if you give off that energy like, I feel like, like you said, it's like a creepy vibe yeah, I see dudes that they're going there with that mentality or like they be talking a lot of shit, like you know they be fucking and shit, and you don't know until you see them. You know, I give whoever tells me a story, I give them the benefit of the doubt, like okay, like I'm going to take you for your word. Then you see them in action, like oh, no, bro, you being weird, like nah, nah, persistent as hell, persistent, tapping on their shoulders.
Speaker 2:Hey, come on, come on.
Speaker 1:Please, please. Hey, she said no, Get away bro. Get away from her.
Speaker 2:Come on, bro. Then they go to the security guard.
Speaker 1:They point over there at your section. Nah, nah.
Speaker 2:Then y'all get kicked out.
Speaker 1:Then y'all get kicked. Nah, man, you're always fucking it up man. Put your dick up. We're not in the club, no more.
Speaker 2:Give me that shit, throw that shit in the bushes. You worried so much about getting hit. Get over here, acted childish, I can call you?
Speaker 1:Oh no, like I said we're homeboys.
Speaker 2:Whoever skipped the 20 minutes missing, the fuck out, Right? But um, nah, yeah, like, like I said, you just do that and, if you know, usually if Shawty resonates with you or likes you, bro, they will give you a look bro.
Speaker 1:They'll give you a look. They'll start laughing at dumb shit that don't you with you or likes you bruh, they will give you a look.
Speaker 2:Bruh, They'll give you a look. They'll start laughing at dumb shit, that don't. You say whatever Right. Or you just, like Yaya said, you just approach, say what's up and that's it. You can feel it. You can feel it too. The worst they can do is say no.
Speaker 1:It ain't wrong, bro, you sometimes you don't gotta how you say, you don't gotta bag every fish you catch.
Speaker 2:That's facts, bro. That's facts, you don't. Sometimes you gotta throw them back and y'all be careful with them fridges, because they always hide in the snacks. Bro, it's always the fridge Protecting the sex, tell the boy, that's right, that's right, you got it right, right?
Speaker 1:Nah, that's a guy. Take your friend Pedro, and que no perdonan nada.
Speaker 2:Torta pounder Certified.
Speaker 1:Certified. That's a TPA, tpc, she ain't 280.
Speaker 2:She ain't a lady, ooh I don't know the other thing. I know there's a lot. I don't know the other side.
Speaker 1:I know there's a lot I don't know. You gotta keep in the stride. Bring a couple burritos which you just throw whenever she approaches. Just fucking throw the other way. That was zoned in like a home and vegan. Nah, I'm just kidding nah, but y'all.
Speaker 2:If y'all are out there, you know, like I said, my hats go off to all y'all. Anybody out there?
Speaker 1:Don't be weirdos, you know, just go out there. You know, have fun. You're not going to. You know you're not going to.
Speaker 2:it's okay to get, no, it's okay to get a no, it's okay.
Speaker 1:Don't let that, don't let that kill you. I see motherfuckers just going to prisons over a random bitch and tell them no, somebody, they don't.
Speaker 2:Motherfucker, you know the big motherfucker. Tell the DJ play the saddest song. Got a motherfucker to play got it on his phone with the words going across his phone. Play this song where Felipe?
Speaker 1:where Felipe? He in the bar, he in the back. Get him motherfucker. Stop fighting random people motherfuckers.
Speaker 2:Be upset bro.
Speaker 1:This is why I just come to do drugs this is why I stay home and smoke Head ass.
Speaker 2:Go in the bathroom. All he doing is coke. Bruh, get out here. Bruh Drunk his shit in the bed.
Speaker 1:Viciously. He's angry, comes out just sweating Eyes all gone.
Speaker 2:Y'all boys ready to have a good time Smelling crazy. Didn't even wipe, just wipes it on his shirt, let's go. No, doesn't even wipe it on his shirt. Wipes it on your shirt. Pat you on the back blade, let's go. Sometimes you just gotta hype your boys up though.
Speaker 1:Sometimes you just gotta give them that little. You see him. You see him not wanting to go for it. You know, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Right, you gotta push him a little bit Right.
Speaker 1:Literally shoves him, shoves him.
Speaker 2:Nah, but we ain't here to give y'all Relationship advice, fuck, no, we ain't even just talking about Whatever. We just talking. We just talking, really. We just talking our asses, we trying to make y'all Laugh a little bit.
Speaker 1:Get a little silly with it, alright but how was your week then, bro? My week was good. My week was good. You feel me.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, that's right, are you? Nah, I'm going to wait, I'm going to wait, I'm going to wait. I ain't going to tell him yet.
Speaker 1:We do the first announcement Y'all don't get to find that out, right Until whenever you're ready, bro, right. Right, but yeah, nothing really, bro, just been working.
Speaker 2:Same old, same old. We just flew by. Really, it did fly by, bro.
Speaker 1:Really it did. That's the thing I remember. It was Monday and then now it's Friday.
Speaker 2:What the fuck is that?
Speaker 1:What Car probably bro?
Speaker 2:That shit sound like the Rapture, bro. That shit sound like the World War, that war bro, I heard that too.
Speaker 1:Bro, what the fuck Y'all got a train over here.
Speaker 2:Right there by the train track oh you hear it?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I hear that, I heard that motherfucker.
Speaker 2:I was like what the? It's right there, it's the one that passes through, yeah. But I heard that, motherfucker, I was like Train. Yeah, you'll get used to it, though, nah, it didn't bother me, I was just like it was coming off guard.
Speaker 1:I was like, wait a minute, there's that, yeah, but I think that was a car, but hopefully, I hope so.
Speaker 2:We come outside, come out. Ain't no alien? We're floating on a piece of rock like this, bro right, it's just the house, it's just the house we open the door.
Speaker 1:It's nothing but galaxy, bro, like zathura, and toby, just on the, on one little piece of land by himself.
Speaker 2:No toby poor toby bro. Fend for yourself, toby.
Speaker 1:Right send others tell them to bring help, send more, send dudes. But uh, but yeah, bro, um, I'm too crazy, um, yeah, it was just work, bro, it was just work yeah, it was about it, we just did two houses. We're finishing one. This uh damn.
Speaker 2:We did two houses, yeah we did about to say damn two, damn bro, y'all working, good bro, y'all working hard.
Speaker 1:I mean it could have. I mean it could have been more days. It could have been more days, but I forgot how to extend it. I forgot, bro Damn, I could have done two houses in two weeks, but not look at me, chili Goose. I think we started the other house.
Speaker 2:You said Tuesday Wednesday was when the other one was due, something like that on Wednesday, or some shit like that.
Speaker 1:Damn, we did this house fast as fuck then.
Speaker 2:That's what you told me, right? That's what you said last week.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I did turn in Wednesday. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I did turn in Wednesday.
Speaker 2:Damn Working too fast, right Too fast, Way too fast.
Speaker 1:Hold on there. I'm about to tell Bob, uh-uh, no wonder he wasn't rushing me. I forgot I could do that, bro. Really I forgot, bro. But how was your week, bro? What'd you do?
Speaker 2:bro, mine was okay. I didn't have nothing crazy happen or anything like that.
Speaker 1:Calm Calm week yeah, calm chill week, okay, okay.
Speaker 2:I'm getting back into like TCG like Pokemon TCG. Okay, okay, so I actually won a couple cards in auction.
Speaker 1:I'm pretty excited about that.
Speaker 2:But I had my Fanatics Collect thing.
Speaker 1:What is that, bro For?
Speaker 2:auctions. But, bro, I deleted my account because I didn't want to use it on that email and it's like if you delete your account, you'll never be able to use our services and I was like I don't care.
Speaker 1:I'll just create a new account.
Speaker 2:Like no, you're. It's like error or some shit like that. So I'm like no, I lost all my chances of auctioning. Like doing auctions on this website damn, but it's just that website.
Speaker 1:You can do it on other websites. It's not that website.
Speaker 2:Oh damn, but still damn I know, bro, now I just do auctions on ebay, which is okay, but I'd like to have more options. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it is what it is.
Speaker 1:That was pretty much it, bro okay, that's my week, okay, okay, not too crazy, not too crazy.
Speaker 2:That's going to end that. Let's go ahead and get into these topics. Yayo, let them know what this topic is.
Speaker 1:I'll tell you this out Y'all have a broken record. Y'all have a broken record.
Speaker 2:A world record, that's right. Wr. Road record WR. Oh that WR, oh that's. I was like what a minute.
Speaker 1:Wait a minute. What kind of records Were you supposed to look?
Speaker 2:at Hold on.
Speaker 1:Sound like a racing record. I was like hold on these car records.
Speaker 2:That's right. We're going to be talking About world records, guinness world records or any kind of world records, some official, some unofficial, some a little dark, some a little Banned.
Speaker 1:Ooh, I heard it here first guys.
Speaker 2:So yeah, I was going to give you all the lighter side.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm going to tell you something calm. You know, Reverend is going to tell you something crazy.
Speaker 2:I'm going to give you all some over the top banned world records, unofficial world records that have been banned from there.
Speaker 1:You can't break it, no more. Because people either have died they went too hard and they failed.
Speaker 2:It took a big toll on their mental Mental health.
Speaker 1:Damn.
Speaker 2:Damn Fuck that, but go ahead, lead it off, bro. Let the people know.
Speaker 1:So J-Liz out Just to start it off. Just to start it off for me personally. This is a big record. For me, most B's on person. Beatkeeper Shea Ping covered his body with 331,000 beats in 2012.
Speaker 2:Damn bro.
Speaker 1:For me, for me, I'm going to take the piece. I can never do that shit Cannot break that world record. Allergic man with the most beats on his body and survives.
Speaker 2:And survives Cannot.
Speaker 1:Oh, would I make this into one of the band. What is it called? Into one of the band records when I die for an epileptic shock.
Speaker 2:It is a pretty cool fun fact. This dude broke the world record for the most B's on him. Fun fact he was allergic and he's allergic to it.
Speaker 1:One stain though.
Speaker 2:And it's game over, and it's game over One stain though. Damn bro, that shit's crazy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, for me.
Speaker 2:I know that was a little short, but you wouldn't ever do something like that, then Nah, I can't Well okay.
Speaker 1:Let's say not For legal reasons.
Speaker 2:Let's say not bees, then Could you put yourself in a room full of rats or sleep in a coffin. Sleep in a coffin.
Speaker 1:Okay, or be in a coffin but full of roaches. That's some fear factor. Shit, yeah, hell. No, I feel like you could do it.
Speaker 2:Bunch of roaches yeah, just laying there, just laying there, just like just you laying there, and they're like okay. But I tell you what I know it's crazy but they usually use them.
Speaker 1:Madagascar ones, though right, they're big ass motherfuckers, them hissing ones, the pissing ones I could do it because they don't move too fast. Yeah, no, but they're just kind of there, you, they're not going to bite me or shit. They're not going to, I don't know, do they bite? I mean they bite, but I don't think they got to bury into the wood, the big ass ones. They live in the wood. Damn Cross on my ass. No.
Speaker 2:Uses you as a what do they call it? A zoid.
Speaker 1:A robot. Oh God, no oh.
Speaker 2:God, no Ratatouille. But instead of your hair, he's inside.
Speaker 1:Instead of a rat in your hair.
Speaker 2:It's a roach of mine.
Speaker 1:Let me get this man to move. Nah, but I could do it. Not bees, not bees. But I could do it. Not bees, not bees. But I could do roaches in the casket, in the coffin. I could do that, bro. What about you? Could you do that? I'm guessing you don't got to freak out.
Speaker 2:That's a thing, but for how long? Let's say for how long? You got a good 30 seconds ahead of me, I don't know, bro. There's some big ass roaches, just close your eyes.
Speaker 1:Close your eyes. Close your mouth.
Speaker 2:As long as they don't get in my face.
Speaker 1:Nah, they're going to be in your face. Nah, you butt naked, you butt naked, you butt naked in there.
Speaker 2:Nah, bro, because they're pelitos on their head. That hurt, bro, like whatever that is. They're freaking. Spike things on their legs.
Speaker 1:On their legs.
Speaker 2:Hell, no bro.
Speaker 1:The motherfuckers gonna be having the pointy ass, shit, hell.
Speaker 2:No, I couldn't do it, bro, you couldn't do it. Nah, I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1:Okay, now Roaches. What about rats Room? Full of rats Room full of rats Room? Full of?
Speaker 2:rats. Nah, room full of rats. Motherfuckers gonna bite you. They're gonna attack you. Bro Bobby, kicking the motherfuckers. Okay, okay. If I don't got to lay down, I could stand.
Speaker 1:You can fight back.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, If I got to stand.
Speaker 1:You need to fight back.
Speaker 2:No, you must become a rat.
Speaker 1:You must become the rat king.
Speaker 2:I feel like if I'm not laying down, I could do it. Yeah, not. You was in the room Full of rats.
Speaker 1:Full of rats.
Speaker 2:Bow, they're not biting me or attacking me, are they?
Speaker 1:I mean, they're rats, I don't know what.
Speaker 2:Okay, let's say in this scenario, they're not aggressive.
Speaker 1:Okay, they're just calm rats.
Speaker 2:But they're still going to scatter and everything. They're like jumping all over each other.
Speaker 1:I feel like they wouldn't be on.
Speaker 2:You do that as long as they don't come and attack me.
Speaker 1:What if they do come and attack you?
Speaker 2:Well then I gotta fight back Tight, shit, tight shit Okay. How big are these rats, new York rats? No, those ain't rats, those are fucking dogs. Those are them damn Dog towns, good old.
Speaker 1:Good old, just mouse, mouse size.
Speaker 2:Not even rats.
Speaker 1:But just mouse. That's not too bad, right? I don't think so. There's like a little. I mean I've only seen the rat that's about the size of a mouse, and the fucking New York rats that. There's no in between.
Speaker 2:At least as far as them, new York rats Fuck as far as I know, there's no in between, but it's just. Hell to the no bro.
Speaker 1:The New York rats. I mean New York rats, damn. I seen a motherfucker driving a pizza into the trash. Can, bro, big ass, the New York side too, new York pizza Getting dragged by a New York rat under a New York trash can Motherfucker came out, looked at me Yarr, you gonna eat this. I said nah, you good, you got that Pretty sad shit while hitting the backwood, went back in there. True story.
Speaker 2:He said he was paying rent there. $3,000 rent. Had the butters on his feet, bro, hell, no bro.
Speaker 1:It's on the slide, bro. It's New York shit bro.
Speaker 2:You could do the room full of rats then Fuck no. Oh, okay, I don't like rats.
Speaker 1:I hate rats.
Speaker 2:I didn't know that not afraid of him. I'm not afraid of him, but He'll make me jump the first time I see him. Oh shit, cause they jump.
Speaker 1:That's the other thing. They do jump. I see my oh shit, I kick him. I may kick him Like Lou Kang, bro, with the dragon kick. Drop a whole elbow On his. I do it, bro, I don't Don't get. No, I'm like you, bro, as that are near me and not tagging me, I can do the challenge or the world record or whatever. But if it's for the world record, this is just for the world record. I ain't doing this shit like on a Tuesday afternoon after work. You feel me? This is a world record type of debate.
Speaker 2:This part is called Sleeping With Rats, that's the episode you're going to record by yourself.
Speaker 1:I'm not doing that one.
Speaker 2:Go ahead, get the guess on that one, I'm good, I'm good All right. Let's see what one of these banned ones are. So this one was a banned world record. The record holder unofficial is Randy Gardner from USA, let's go. This is the longest time without sleep. Oh shit, tight shit. He just like me. No, I used to get 25 minutes of sleep, 30 minutes, all right. So this is time awake 11 days, 25 minutes or, as others will calculate, to 264 hours awake.
Speaker 1:There's the people that be saying my baby 285 months old.
Speaker 2:It says it took place in 1964. The person was 17 years old, All right. So this was done as a high school science project and it nearly destroyed Randy's health.
Speaker 1:I was about to say who approved this.
Speaker 2:This was in 1900.
Speaker 1:I know, yeah, that makes sense. They did whatever yeah.
Speaker 2:After just a few days, randy was experiencing hallucination, memory loss and slurred speech. By day 11, his cognitive abilities were barely functioning. Why getting his bandit? Severe risk of permanent brain damage. Sleep deprivation is classified as a form of torture under some international laws. After reviewing the medical evidence, guinness guinness created a policy banning all records that could promote harmful sleep deprivation, meaning even marathon gaming or TV watching. Records had to follow strict sleep break rules. Well, if it changed the whole game. Right, that's pretty much that Okay, but.
Speaker 2:I know, whenever you don't get sleep, you do start seeing like hallucinations or whatever. Because when I was barely getting sleep, true story, y'all True story.
Speaker 1:Right, this is when I was barely getting sleep. True story y'all.
Speaker 2:True story Right. This is when I worked two full-time jobs.
Speaker 1:Two full-time jobs.
Speaker 2:Getting like 20 minutes of sleep.
Speaker 1:Had to get them up. Had to get them up. 30 minutes of sleep If I was being nice that day.
Speaker 2:30 minutes if I was being nice and you know I'd work with Yaya. You know we Before six or something. I try to get home early bro, I used to try to get home early. I hated that I put that pressure on you bro. I appreciate it, bro, I was like full-point reference.
Speaker 1:but this is going back to work, bro, and I hated waking him up in the mornings. I'm like I can wait a little bit.
Speaker 2:He don't care about me. Y'all I used to go. He don't care about me, he we're late. Yes, mr Yayo sir, that's right boy. Go warm up the van. Go cut the van off for me. Yes, mr Yayo sir. Oh, bro, no bro, but I would get off of work and be like five, six something. I'd have to come home, take a shower, get ready to work my second slash, third shift and then work all night and come back home like at six something, seven something something like that then I won't even take a shower.
Speaker 2:I just like go go to work with you in my home afterwards yeah, I just like clean myself, all lay in bed for as long as I could before you woke up and then obviously go back to work. Back to work, bro.
Speaker 1:Poor reverence bro.
Speaker 2:Bro, it's like I felt lightheaded the whole time and I felt like everything was like, wasn't real, like my body was numb. I believe it. I believe it. And, bro, like I had no feeling in my body, I bet bro. And it was crazy bro.
Speaker 1:Like colors weren't looking right, Like the colors were off on everything. Your colors weren't rendering bro?
Speaker 2:Yeah, my colors was not rendering, bro. Everything was like Shit was gray, that shit was like a memory. That shit felt like I was looking at a memory or something. Bro, that shit was like. It was like an out-of-body experience I was having, bro. I was literally on autopilot the whole time. Nah, I believe it, but I remember, bro, Nah that shit was crazy. Yeah, but that's it of that, what you got bro.
Speaker 1:So we got the free fall jump record. Felix Bumgartner broke the sound barrier in eight world records. In the 2012 free fall jump from 24.3 miles, he reached a speed of 843.6 miles per hour Mach 1.24 for uh, for for all y'all uh. Before he landed in new mexico. Um. He holds multiple world records for skydiving, including the highest free fall, the highest balloon fight uh flight, I'm sorry and the fastest speed ever achieved uh in a free fall. Um. His jump led to significant advances in research into the stratosphere, space and spacesuits and safety equipment. It took five years of planning. It cost just a slight $20 million for Red Bull to make history that day Damn, that's the one where that dude went in that thing.
Speaker 2:Okay, and then he jumped off. Yeah, yeah, they wall wild for that. That was crazy, bro.
Speaker 1:It's scary but it's cool because you also, like they said, you get to see how much the human body can yeah, he said they evinced like he evinced, he helped him do some tests you know run tests and said bro, that is crazy, bro, that is crazy or something like that, skydiving, would you?
Speaker 1:ever go skydiving. That's the thing, bro, we're talking about. Right here, first of all. I need to get right here first of all. Motherfucker was up in the stratosphere, bro, we need to get right here. Look, I'll be honest, I used to be scared of skydiving Low key. Recently, I haven't thought about this myself.
Speaker 2:I want to skydiving. No, we gotta get it. No, we gotta hit some kind of milestone or something for that, bro, because I feel like when I skydive, that's it. I'm gonna die. Knock on wood, bro, but fuck, I feel like it's gonna be it for me, bro but I I was god how you feel about skydiving I gotta work my way.
Speaker 2:I would do the indoor skydiving or indoor free falling before I do that, first you know where you wear that suit and then you go inside that tube. You gotta go all the way, no you gotta go all the way.
Speaker 1:You want me you gotta go straight to it I free fall, I free fall. You skydive I free fall, fuck it, fuck it. We'll catch up in the middle. I just gonna pass you.
Speaker 2:I forgot my parachute what the fuck was that fucking? Alien bro, damn I, I couldn't do it right, I could not do it because god, uh, no, I mean. But you say you're working way up, though you right, uh-huh like first, I gotta like get on the first porch step, you, you do you do.
Speaker 1:Gotta like get on the first porch step.
Speaker 2:You do, you do that, then get on the second porch what's the second one after that? Third porch step and then jump all and I'll slow.
Speaker 1:Oh wait, I just caught what you said hold on, hold on.
Speaker 2:Then the fifth porch step, then I'll jump from the top of my car yeah, he being silly, y'all house gotta jump off the tree jump off the tree in the front, in the backyard do a bathlet.
Speaker 1:Do a bathlet, just to work my way up. So it's like, so it's like they gotta get ladder. So I added to the ladder, but just going straight up, no all right, so this is gonna be the next one.
Speaker 2:This one is called let's do most alcohol consumed in one sitting. Okay, this one was rejected because, uh well, the alleged record holder for this was andre the giant. Apparently, he drank 119 beers in one sitting. That's over 41 liters of beer. Damn, that's a fucking shit ton of beer.
Speaker 1:That's a shit ton of beer.
Speaker 2:So this record came from antidotes, not official attempts okay, so I've heard this story too. Yeah, I've heard, oh shit he drank this much, hey, but you seen a motherfucker?
Speaker 2:yeah, he's a big guy right, and it's like it glorifies dangerous binge drinking, which guinness wants no part of there's no ethical way to oversee or verify this without endangering health, and guinness has a strict ban on any record that promotes excessive drinking, drug use or substance abuse. So fun fact, despite being rejected for the official book, andre's drinking exploits are legendary and wrestling lore and even inspired drinking competition among fans. Which record I mean? Which guinness disavows?
Speaker 1:so so, but that's the only reason why they banned it, though, just just because I mean to be fair to.
Speaker 2:yeah, I mean it makes sense, because you don't want people dying Just trying to beat that record. Yeah, especially not drinking.
Speaker 1:That's, you know, right, but it's crazy though I believe that I believe that's a real Right. He really did that. I believe he really did that, bro, I believe it too, I. I mean, I could drink three twisties. That's just me. That's just me.
Speaker 2:Amir Morda, all right what you got, bro, so this was the most metal-eaten, metal-eaten, metal-eaten, nah, metal-ate Metal Gear Solid.
Speaker 1:So Michael Lotito from France, known as Monsieur Megatolt, ate metal and glass throughout his lifetime, beginning in 1959. Gastro gastroenterologist X-rayed his stomach and described his ability to consume 900 grams 2 pounds of metal per day as unique. His diet since 1966 included 18 bicycles, 15 supermarket trolleys, 7 TV sets, 6 chandeliers, 2 beds, a pair of skis, a low calorie Cessna light aircraft and a computer. He is said to have provided the only example in history of a coffee handle ending up inside a man. Mr Lotito died of natural causes on June 25, 2007. It wasn't the metal that killed him, just natural causes.
Speaker 2:Damn bro, that is crazy. Where the fuck my car go?
Speaker 1:Motherfucker down the road with the car shaped in his belly bro.
Speaker 2:Hey, half of my car.
Speaker 1:That's Lotito again. That's Lotito for you.
Speaker 2:It was a big, hairy Alaskan bull, SpongeBob head ass.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, bro, you think you go crazy on the Thanksgiving, the thanksgiving dinner. No, you went there chopping inside, motherfucking, taking bikes and shit off the off the road, bro, right fucking trolleys or whatever you said, supermarket carts.
Speaker 2:Motherfucker, ate a whole, uh, whole coffin bro. I imagine, bro, your homeboys like hey, yo bro, I'm gonna slide through, but, uh, I'm gonna bring one of my homeboys to the function. It's like all right, bro, but I ain't got enough food for her, but I'm sorry, he's going to bring his own food. Man, pull up, he forgot his food. He's like hey, you going to eat that? Nah, bro. And then you're thinking it's the food. Right, right, man, start eating your fork, start eating your toilet.
Speaker 1:Motherfucker take a bite of my toilet, but we fine bro Nah, we gotta go. Hey, get your boy. Hey, you gotta get out. Yo, your boy gotta get out. Man, he don't know how to behave around us.
Speaker 2:As soon as you go outside, uncivilized motherfucker, your whole back porch is gone. Your whole back porch Can't have shit. Whole termite bro.
Speaker 1:Hell no, bro, I don't know how Well, I know how he did it. So His amino acids and stuff like that, well, his, his, uh, stomach acid, shit was just crazy bro. But Damn bro, hell no, you start biting shit, bro. You start eating motherfuckers, bro, just Just Just eating shit. What you doing? Just eating.
Speaker 2:Whole beetle juice, bro. Whole beetle juice. Nothing, nothing, just chilling.
Speaker 1:Can't behave. Hey bro, we going to these People's house, man, don't be eating they shit. Man Don't be doing Some weird shit. Don't be doing Some weird shit, man. I'm trying to get this gig. Man, fuck it, eat his car. He didn't give me the job.
Speaker 2:Alright, bro, check this out, check this out. Okay, okay, let's see, let's see, alright. Some would say this world record is a little ballsy. Okay, okay. Someone say a little test testically testicles I tried to play, yeah, but they didn't work all right.
Speaker 2:so record holder, all right. It's unclear. There was multiple unofficial attempts, but according to this, one claimed attempt involved lifting 12 kilograms or 26 pounds using genital piercing. Hell, no. Straight from the foreskin, bro. Straight from the hood, no, I'm just joking. I don't know where it was, but it says using genital piercing no. So it says why it was controversial. This practice is extremely dangerous, risking infection, nerve damage and permanent injury. Guinness does not want to encourage any activity that causes intentional genital injury. This record is often attempted at underground body modification scenes with no oversight. This became a legend in fringe performance art circles, but Guinness has completely banned genital-related records of any kind. They even updated their policy to explicitly prohibit genital weightlifting. You wouldn't lift weights with your balls, bro.
Speaker 1:Nah.
Speaker 2:Come on bro.
Speaker 1:Nah Wait, how was the test? No, it don't say right. Like, how was it? I know it was just a generator, but like I don't know it was with the piercing. Because it, oh, just the piercing, because I was going to say you, you know, you wrap them, you know you feel me, you wrap them together. Nah, bro, nah, and you lifting that weight too, lifting it bro. Nah, bro, y'all crazy man, y'all can keep that size, where they uh, where they attach a rock or something to them oh, for real, so they know it's and they gotta.
Speaker 1:They gotta drag it a certain distance, or something like that I didn't know, unless I've seen that in the movie and I thought that was I'm pretty sure. I'm saying I'm 65 sure it's a real thing, it's a real practice. They do it's. It's like it's a tester man, some shit, something, something I don't know. But I think they they wrap it on the parts and just they got to drag it.
Speaker 2:I didn't know that Something like that.
Speaker 1:It's either that or one of those weird things that I saw when I was little, where it was like extend your penis by trying to rock to it and just throwing it.
Speaker 2:Dang. Everybody did that right.
Speaker 1:Everybody did that right, it wasn't just me okay I got.
Speaker 2:I got a small one, I got a small one, most consecutive one finger push-ups.
Speaker 1:1992, london's paul lynch performed 124 consecutive one finger push-ups damn how much 124.
Speaker 2:One finger push-ups. One finger push-ups. Ah, fuck my fault guys. Hell, no, damn. That's a bad bro, that's strong. I gotta see this bro. I have see that. I'll do it right now, if you want to All right, bro, go ahead. That's something I have to see. I believe that it happened but that's something. I have to see in order to believe it's 1990.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, they had cameras, all right.
Speaker 2:While you look that up, let me tell you this one the actor who died attempting a dangerous stunt for fame. This took place in india in 1980. So jayan actor and former naval officer, his goal was to set a record for performing the most dangerous stunt ever filmed in indian cinema. So in november 1980, while filming the movie, jayan insisted on doing his own stunts, including a scene where he leapt from a speeding motorcycle onto a flying helicopter. Despite warnings from the crew, jayan believed the stunt would make him a legend. During the stunt, jayan lost his grip, fell from the helicopter and died from massive internal injuries. So jayan was obsessed with being the ultimate action hero. Action hero and Indian cinema. Some reports suggest the producers and media pressured him to outdo other stars, leading him to ignore basic safety measures. His death turned him into a martyr-like figure, but it sparked debates about how far actors should go for stunt Ho. Jackie Chan, bruh All right, bro.
Speaker 1:Jackie Chan did it. Bro. If you failed, you failed bro. Jackie Chan does his own, chan did it. But if you, if you failed, you failed bro. That's Jackie Chan does his own, tom Cruise does his own stunts that is crazy right there, nah. That's crazy nah nah, nah, I'm just playing, but uh.
Speaker 2:RIP to the man.
Speaker 1:Rip to the man you know he was following his dreams. You know, as soon as he died, bro, if he would've landed that, though right. If he would have landed that, though right, he would have been a legend, he would have been. But damn. But poor dude. How old was he again? Uh, it doesn't say how old he was.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay yeah, it doesn't say how old he was. Damn bro, I know that's crazy, poor dude what you got, okay.
Speaker 1:So chris the duchess walton is the current guinness world record for the longest fingernails sitting here in. Uh, well, uh, since 2011, she's been growing for 18 years. Uh, they measure 10 feet 2 inches on her left hand and 9 feet 7 inches on her right hand all right, let me give you this one the eiffel tower death leap.
Speaker 2:So this from ron, I mean franz richel um, background when, background, when he was a tailored amateur inventor, he wanted to set a record for the first successful parachute jump.
Speaker 1:Oh fuck.
Speaker 2:On February 4th 1912, richelt climbed to the first deck of the Eiffel Tower, which is 187 feet, wearing his homemade parachute suit. Oh, which is 187 feet. Wearing his homemade parachute suit. Ignoring warnings, he jumped, but the suit fell instantly and he plummeted to his death in the front of a live crowd and newsroom cameras. I know it's fucked up that we're laughing but, bro, what did you think?
Speaker 1:Look, I was way into it. First of all, he said Eiffel Tower. First of all he said fuck it, eiffel Tower. Secondly, he said fuck it, I for town. Secondly, he said homemade parachute, bro, whole trash bag bro. I jumped off the car with the, with the trash bag before, but it don't work bro it don't work, bro. I twisted my ankle. Oh, you tried that, bro.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I tried that shit. Alright, you gonna have to elaborate on that, bro. What happened bro?
Speaker 1:so my three boys?
Speaker 1:you know, we just get crazy ideas sometimes silly geese, you was start getting silly and out, and you know, I was just like I bet you I could jump off the. Uh, I think we had just done watching the movie. I was like I bet you I can run off, uh, off the car, off the van, jump off of it with the purse, with the, with the bag, and like slowly land. Now you can't. Ah, fuck it. I went inside, got a trash. First of all I got my ass beat cause I tore up a trash bag, tore my mom's good trash bag, bro, tore that bitch up. You know. Now we got a fucking trash bag smack first of all. And then so I go out there. I jump off the top of the van. Full speed 2. Full speed 2, bro. I try, ha, just fail. Hey, didn't even walk, no cartoon shit, just straight film. I don't know what the fuck I expected. Twisted my ankle when I felt the help. Bro, I learned my lesson, though.
Speaker 2:I stopped doing that shit. A trash bag cannot be used as a parachute.
Speaker 1:This is a PSA to all this is a PSA, just so y'all know.
Speaker 2:A trash bag does not work, just in case you were wondering, do not use a trash bag, maybe?
Speaker 1:you weren't going to do it this weekend. Now you know, don't do it, don't do it, it will not work, it will not work. I mean laugh at the dude earlier, bro, but like when you said that last part, bro, I was like bro, what the fuck? And then he got a ton of people like bro, stop, stop.
Speaker 2:He's like nah, he walked right past him, ignore him. Look at these. All the people are always going to tell you no, no, no, they're going to stop you from a chair.
Speaker 1:Look at little kid.
Speaker 2:Little kid.
Speaker 1:Listen here, son, don't ever let nobody tell you no. Believe in yourself, follow, believe in yourself, follow through. He goes out there, locates himself, splintered the ground yeah, I ain't doing shit. Motherfucker had no dreams after that.
Speaker 2:He was a working hard man for the rest of his life. He turned into a farmer.
Speaker 1:He died, damn it. He died, he did, he did. He died at 94 years, lived a happy life, made all his grandchildren.
Speaker 2:And always was strict about people following him and always was strict. No, it leads you nowhere. You should stay at the farm and work.
Speaker 1:This is good life.
Speaker 2:He don't want to be a doctor. This is good life. Why you go? Chase dreams, dreams, just shatter, this is certain. You know he grabs his son.
Speaker 1:He don't want to be a doctor, it's certain. You know he grabs his son If someone want to be a doctor, he just grabs him. I saw a man die. I saw a man die following his dream. I don't want to lose you, boy.
Speaker 2:I don't want to lose you boy. No, no. He's like. The kid's always like why won't you ever let me do what I want to do? Then he finally breaks down after a couple of drinks Right Whole. Hilton movie Takes it out, lights it up, gives it yeah. Yeah, it was on February 4th 1912. At the.
Speaker 2:Iowa Tower I was, but we lied. God, you should have seen it Everywhere. Nah, the crazy part about it was his death was captured on film, though I'm sorry we should not be laughing, but hey bro, it's comically, it's dark, it's dark bro, it's dark we shouldn't be laughing, but I'm sorry, please forgive us.
Speaker 1:I'm pretty sure it had a good sense of humor.
Speaker 2:It was one of the first recorded fatal stunts in history.
Speaker 1:Ain't no way motherfuckers left that with the camera. Hopefully this works, just sees the splatter.
Speaker 2:Well, I don't know why it didn't work Damn, it says. Guinness never recognized the attempt, but it became infamous in the record-breaking world, serving as an early example of the deadly pursuit of glory.
Speaker 1:Shit reminded me of the story from when I was with the whale bro. Oh, you just hoping for great. You see the explosion and you're thinking for the best. Oh fuck.
Speaker 2:It didn't work. Homemade soup, bro. That's crazy bro. Whole trash bag. He just cut two slits, bro. My fucking time, my fucking time.
Speaker 1:Motherfucking tie, motherfucking tie Two pieces of string to that shit. No, don't go Get off of me. I remember why I did it, bro. It's because we had that little parachute, that little. You ever play with that little parachute, dude the soldier, the little soldier, bro, that's what the fuck I thought I could do, bro. Low key, what the fuck? If you think about it, it came out of here the math was there. Somebody had to do it. Did I just do what the dude that went up to the stratosphere do?
Speaker 2:Did I just do that Did you just do what the dude at the Opera Tower couldn't.
Speaker 1:I landed it. Damn what you got.
Speaker 2:Sorry y'all, we shouldn't be laughing, but it is that shit funny as fuck, though.
Speaker 1:So 52 chefs set the world record in February 2013 for the world's largest Cantonese. You were close. Started with the C Fried rice in Costa Rica. It served over 7,000 people and weighed almost 3,000 pounds. Damn, all the food was donated to the locals.
Speaker 2:Okay, that's good.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're for the people. Yeah, they're for the people, oh, okay.
Speaker 2:All right, let's see, let the locals okay, that's good, yeah, they're for the people, yeah, they're for the people, okay, all right, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, I'm gonna do two more, two more. And then I got, I got one more. All right, let's do all right. Deep free diving tragedies, deep free diving, free diving okay, this is like a free dive, okay, um water right under the water?
Speaker 1:oh no air. Yes, that's right from there, okay, yeah no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2:In the water, in the water, in the water, okay, in the water, okay, this is like no equipment. So deepest, no-limits, free dive, a dive with no breathing equipment, using only a weighted sled to descend. So the target depth was 561 feet, or 171 meters. So Mestre's airbag system, used to rapidly ascend, malfunction, leaving him, leaving her, stranded at depth with no air supply. By the time rescuers reached her, she had been underwater for nearly nine minutes. She died from, uh, lack of lack of oxygen to the brain damn.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, this is a audrey mestre mestre, something like that in France from 2002. So free diving, particularly no-limits free diving, is one of the deadliest sports in the world, with at least 100-plus recorded deaths since the 1990s. Guinness refuses to recognize no-limits free diving records due to uncontrollable risk of drowning and blackouts. Even in supervised events, safety divers often can't reach the diver in time if equipment fails, and mestre's husband, francisco pipin ferraris ferraris, himself a free diving champion, was heavily criticized for pushing her into the record attempt before she was fully ready raising questions about whether the pursuit of fame and sponsorship deals contribute to her death damn that sucks, because that ain't even her fault.
Speaker 1:It's just, uh, equipment malfunction.
Speaker 2:That that's crazy right, that's just crazy, that's so she she could have had it, bro.
Speaker 1:that's that sucks, bro, that sucks, damn bro. Milan ruskov of slovakia broke his own previous world record in June 2009 by juggling three motorsaws 62 successful times in a row. His previous record was 35. Didn't lose no fingers, damn, he was just juggling the chainsaws. Damn Hell no, so it's like, so it's like, so it's like.
Speaker 2:All right, check this out. This is the last one, Last one, last. All right, check this out. This is the last one, last one, last one, all right. So this one is called most balloon flights, most balloons tied to a chair. So this is Larry Walters, in USA, 1982. So he was flying a lawn chair tied to 45 helium weather balloons. He reached an altitude of 16000 feet. Larry used only a bb gun to control his descent, accidentally floated into, uh la lax airspace.
Speaker 1:So it's like and yeah, yeah, airport or whatever he landed safely but but was arrested immediately.
Speaker 2:I've heard though larry became a folk hero. His life spiraled downward after the incident. He died by suicide in 1993 after struggling with depression and the fading of his brief fame oh shut, did not know that part so I actually didn't knew.
Speaker 1:Uh, knew that story. Man's had a radio and everything bro. He had a land crew and everything bro oh for real it was his family, though, his family and friends, so they had to get in contact with the police, and then the airport and everything. Damn, it was a whole. It was a whole mess, bro.
Speaker 2:It was a whole mess. I should have done a little Nah you good.
Speaker 1:I mean, I didn't know about the death part, but I mean his story, bro. I was like, okay, this one was crazy, I ain't know that man's suicide and everything, bro.
Speaker 2:Damn bro, that sucked Pretty crazy, yeah, because people started getting on to him about that.
Speaker 1:The airport they had a uh, it was so much stuff that he affected or like whatever.
Speaker 2:Damn bro, poor dude bro yeah, that's crazy right there, but all right, that's enough of that. Right, there are you.
Speaker 1:You got another one no, no, that was literally, that was.
Speaker 2:That was awful me yeah, there's a bunch of world records out there, but we didn't want to go too crazy and give y'all like a bunch, but we gave y'all a couple yeah, ones that we thought were yeah, there's a lot out there yeah, hold on, it's a bunch of uh weird shit too most, uh, most penguin heads on one.
Speaker 1:Like most people dress up as penguins at a cause like that's a bunch of records like that's something like that I was gonna get some of those. I was like, no, I'm gonna try to get some some crazy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, a little different, y'all let us know if y'all have any weird records, world records that you know about, or maybe if you yourself maybe you book a world record, like me maybe or something like that. Y'all let us know in the comments. But yeah, you got anything else no, that's it alright so that's gonna lead into the next segment. Y'all already know what time it. It's everybody's favorite time, which is Fear. Is it all in your mind or could it be real? Welcome to Fear Fact or Fiction.
Speaker 1:That's right.
Speaker 2:That's right. It's time for Fear. Fact or Fiction. I got you bro. Let me do the intro on this, All right everybody, get serious, get serious, everybody stop, stop, stop what you're doing, stop the car. Stop the car, he said, break break, break break, break, break break. Don't you, don't you dare finish pushing that turn out, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, don't let it slide, let it eat yeah, I'm playing this while I'm taking this shit all right so all right, so check this out y'all.
Speaker 2:It's it's time to get okay, okay, all right picture this a remote corner of france, thick forest and rolling hills, shrouded in mist. It's the 1760s. People are afraid to step outside. Something's lurking in the woods, something that kills with savage precision. What was it? A wolf, a demon or something far worse? Tonight, we unravel the terrifying legend of the Beast of Givaudan. Welcome to Fear, fact or Fiction. Oh, le Bête de Givaudan.
Speaker 1:How you doing that. No, there you go, there you go, there you go. Okay, I like the intro. Okay, I'm going to have to step on my intro guy in there. Hold on, what are you writing scripts for?
Speaker 2:So, like we said, this is called the Beast of Gévaudan, or La Bête, la Bête.
Speaker 1:La Bête de la.
Speaker 2:Vache La Bête, la Bete, la Bete, la Verge, la Bete du Jouvedon. Okay, yeah, I'm sorry I don't speak French, but for the French listener that's listening. We dedicated this for you pretty much Oui. So tell us if we're saying this right or wrong. Yeah, we butchered.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's like let me skip, I ain't even going to listen to y'all, no more.
Speaker 2:Please, please, please, please, please, come back, come back, come back. All right. So Gévaudan, or Gévaudan, was a rugged, isolated region. Today it's known as Lozere in southern central France. So farms were scattered, forests were thick and people were deeply superstitious. In June 1764, a teenage shepherdess named Jeanne Boulette was torn apart in a pasture near the village of Lagone. We're trying bro.
Speaker 1:We're trying, bro. That's the best we can do. I know I'm trying, I'm not that good, it's all right bro.
Speaker 2:So, according to the first official death record, she was devoured by a beast. That chilling phrase would appear in a dozen official reports in the months that followed. Would appear in dozen official reports in the months that followed. So, like we said, june 1764 note notes that her death was like, uh, like, yeah, like savage, horrific death, like there's a police report that shows, and like the police report it says that she was like devoured by ferocious beasts.
Speaker 1:Pretty much, oh fuck like it was awful, yeah, but they didn't know what it was, but they just knew like something attacked her in a very aggressive like way.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, fuck so what you got, what you got you can tell about.
Speaker 1:Talk about the beast, okay, so like what it is it's described as a large, tawny colored creature with dark stripes, a long tail and a formidable teeth and claws, similar in size to a calf or cow. The beast was said to attack victims by ripping their throats out and often eating their heads. You'll get more savage than that right, that's pretty crazy.
Speaker 2:You can't get more savage than that?
Speaker 1:uh, while many believe it was a large wolf, the exact nature of the beast remains a mystery, with theories ranging from hyenas to even a serial killer.
Speaker 2:So I saw that witness described that the wolf. Look, it was like a massive wolf-like creature. It wasn't a wolf Like a wolf, yeah, some people said it had reddish fur with a dark stripe down its back that's what some people claim and it had a large head, almost like a calf, but a flattened snout. It had a long tail like a panther's and it had an unnatural agility and strength, able to leap great distances. That's the hyena, bro.
Speaker 2:Right Low key, low key. That's what a hyena Hyena does have a serious bite. They have the strongest bite Y'all ever seen a hyena?
Speaker 1:That motherfucker look like a gremlin, bro. That's like the gremlin in the dog world, bro. Right, hyena, be looking crazy bro. Always got a reported killing over 100 people, primarily women and children, and through Wilder's attack. Oh, he's just going back to the same thing. But yeah, it was just that I got what somebody claimed they killed it. It was a local man named Gene Chastel. I didn't get that silver bullet, but I've heard the story before and it is with the silver bullet that dude killed him. Apparently he killed him in 1767, apparently bringing the end to all his attacks and whatnot.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's when they say he killed him.
Speaker 1:That's when they say they killed him. That's what they say.
Speaker 2:That should sound like a conspiracy to me.
Speaker 1:Right, they probably slept on the rug or something like that.
Speaker 2:So I got this. So in 1764 to 1765, over the next year, the death toll rose to over 30, with victims found in gruesome conditions. So eyewitnesses described a creature the size of a calf with reddish fur, a long tail and flattened face. Bodies were found with throats ripped out, skulls crushed and limbs missing, missing. A 1765 military report filed to the royal court by captain jean patiste described the beast as a creature larger than a wolf, with an enormous head, a broad chest and a terrifying cry. So, despite deploying hundreds of soldiers and bounty hunters, the creature continued to strike even mocking hunters by killing victims right after they left the village. Oh, shit.
Speaker 1:I remember, I remember they also said that, bro, they were killing used wolves left and right in the, in the in that area, bro true uh-huh, because they were trying to figure out what, which wolf was it? So the first couple they had, they had bought a couple people they had killed a bunch of wolves. None of them was the tax continue and the tax still continue.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the tax still continue that's right there.
Speaker 1:So then by more hunters supposedly they had tracked it down just killed a bunch more wolves tax continued, bro, damn. So because of that the population of wolves decreased in that area.
Speaker 2:I didn't know that damn. Um. Alright, so news travel fast. Uh newspapers like Le Courrier de de would pass, uh newspapers like le courrier divan, the vegan divinan, sorry I can't.
Speaker 1:You're doing great, sweetheart. You're doing great. You're doing great, my heart, you're doing great.
Speaker 2:Uh, a monstrous beast terrorizes you've done. Neither blade nor bullet can bring it down. Uh, the king louis 15, I think louis 15, offered a massive bounty six thousand livres, I think that's how you say it of fortune at the time and declared the beast an enemy of the state. So famous wolf hunter, jean-charles de Neville, I don't know how to say it.
Speaker 1:These names are a little French.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're a little French, Sorry y'all we're trying these days, these days a little french, sorry, y'all we're trying. And his son were sent to exterminate the beast, but they failed spectacularly, killing over a hundred normal wolves, none of which matched the creature, uh, the creature's description. So in september 1765, um enter friend francois antony, antony, antony, I don't fucking know, the king's personal gun bearer.
Speaker 1:He arrived with state-of-the-art firearms and a troop of elite marksmen I'm trying bro so on september 20th 1765, antony and talk antony antonio, let's just go an Antonio, let's keep it simple. Killed a huge werewolf.
Speaker 2:I mean a huge wolf measuring at 5 feet 7 inches long and weighing 130 pounds. It was stuffed and sent to Rosales, held as the beast of Jevudan. But the attacks didn't stop. So there's actually sources of this. So in the Royal Gazette, october 1765, they announced that the monstrous wolf is slain. The terror of Javadon is no more. That's what they thought. Yeah, that's what they thought.
Speaker 2:So in 1767, the real beast, in the June of 1767, to be more precise, after two years, more more, there was two years more of the attacks a local farmer hunter named john chastel claimed to kill the true beast. According to legend, chastel prayed, loaded his musket with a blessed silver bullet and fired, and fired a single fatal shot. The body of this creature was described as larger than a wolf, with deformed limbs, a short muzzle and scars, suggesting it survived previous gunshots after chest chestels kill. The attacks finally stopped, all right. So this is a personal account of his or personal quote of his. Okay, he said I faced the beast with calm and and piety, piety, piety, piety. I seen that, bro, I seen that too. And with one shot the creature fell.
Speaker 2:Bo he, you know he lied, I know he lied he said yeah, we killed it, all right, so there's theories about it. So at the time, uh, explanations ran from a cursed werewolf. Local priests warned this was divine punishment, as they do. A trained killer beast, possibly owned by the com, the comete de moranguiz, moranguiz, a noble rumor. A noble rumor to practice dark arts. Sorry, I'm all over the place. Or they said it could have been an exotic animal, maybe a striped hyena or an escape line from a private. Uh, menagerie, menagerie, menagerie menagerie.
Speaker 1:There you go, like what he said what?
Speaker 2:what is that? Is that like a private, like zoo, or is?
Speaker 1:like yeah, it's like a zoo, it's like an expedition. Oh, okay, on some, uh, in a sense, yeah.
Speaker 2:On some Tiger King shit.
Speaker 1:Tiger King shit, yeah, yeah, so yeah, I remember, yeah, I heard the exotic animal because apparently what they had done was, like you know, they were bringing a lot of exotic animals from Africa and whatnot, like what they do now. Once they don't want them no more, they just let them loose. They just let them loose Tight shit. So that's the hyena, to like other description and everything. That's the hyena, bro. That's the hyena. That one bullet, I don't know bro, I don't know.
Speaker 2:So some people were saying that it could have been like a wolf or hyena hybrid.
Speaker 1:Yeah, For the size and like the color and everything. Yeah, I believe that one, I believe that one.
Speaker 2:I can see that one Apparently. In today's time, gévaudan embraces its beast, with museum tours and festivals dedicated to its legend. Films like Brotherhood of the Wolf in 2001 mix history, fantasy and martial arts to dramatize the story. The Beast of Gévaudan becomes France's most famous cryptid, a cautionary tale of nature's wrath or human evil in disguise.
Speaker 1:What do you think on that one, bro? What do you feel with that? All right, this is what I think, or human evil in disguise.
Speaker 2:What you think on that one bro, what you feel with that? Alright, this is what I think. I mean. They have proof, they have police reports.
Speaker 1:They have everything Right. So for me to say there was something there. Yeah, there's something, for sure, there was something there. Yeah, that's number one. Yeah, that's number one, number one, all agree, something was there. Something was there, whether it was.
Speaker 2:Whatever it was, it could have been a hungry duck. Something was killing people over there.
Speaker 1:It was a honey badger. I seen it. I saw it a shot of rpg. It still ran towards me. That's how the badger behave. If I ever heard no but no, okay, that number one, yeah, so something was there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, something was there something was there? Okay, and for them not to be able to describe it.
Speaker 1:They stay sane. No bullet or knife you were missing. Simple as that. Right, you were not hitting what you think you were hitting, bro, you had a musket. You had a musket, ain't nothing wrong with you missing my boy Up the Uzi, up the Draco. I know that motherfucker hit that shit. I hit him. Everybody see that I hit him.
Speaker 2:Time to reload.
Speaker 1:It's still going. I hit him, though.
Speaker 2:I hit him, aim Fire Right Whole firing squad out there, bro, you can't tell if you hit because that damn musket smoke's on the way Plus no hit markers no hit markers.
Speaker 1:If you hit at the end of it, you ain't hit it, bro.
Speaker 2:Right, what do you think? Do you believe it's real?
Speaker 1:then, yeah, I believe it's real. I wouldn't say as far as like a demonic thing or like a werewolf. That's something we got to cover too. I mean, we are kind of covering, but werewolf I really don't. Like I said before I've said it many times, I'll say it again I used to think you know any little thing, let's go with the craziest thing. But after all the evidence, the thing that gave me is like this is a time period. This is too many stuff that was going on with the exotic animals at a time period and the way they're described and everything. Yeah, it's not a Like I said.
Speaker 1:It could have been like a hybrid of the biggest hyena and the wolf fucking. You know Something going bad happened. They already got the strongest bite force out there. You know that crazy howl, whatever they were listening, them motherfuckers be laughing. You ever heard of hyena, bro? Them motherfuckers be crazy with that, laugh bro. So me personally, I say it's just an animal, a product of the environment, if you will. That honestly had nothing to rival it. So it was just killing people. I mean, it's killing women and children. Hyenas, that's what hyenas do, bro. They're like Easy prey, easy prey, that's what they do, bro. So, going back to what we talked about last time too, you know you're in the village, your house all the way close to the woods.
Speaker 1:That thing just went out there for you. You walking your kid, you got your kid which you're not paying attention to. Ha, that's natural. I can see that, bro. I can see that your party knows it's party smart, you know. Let's be real, these animals are smart.
Speaker 2:If it's a, wolf hybrid with a hyena. The wolf's gonna have that stalking and the hyena too. Yeah, the hyena, they're stalk, they like to stalk yeah, they like to stalk their prey.
Speaker 1:I mean, once they're in packs, yeah, but you know, if it's just one animal out there, by the sounds of it, it's just one thing. I'm pretty sure it lived that long for a reason. It probably was stalking, like you said, stalking the prey, waiting for the perfect opportunity it's killing. The other thing they said is it would kill victims after the hunters leave. So that's another thing. It was just waiting for them to leave so it could attack. That's a smart animal. You're not going to have an easy time finding it. You're not going to have an easy time finding it.
Speaker 2:You're not going to have an easy time, but knowing when it should strike, it knows exactly, so it has like it has that intelligence.
Speaker 1:It has a high intelligence and, let's be honest, a lot of people like underestimate these, like animals and stuff like that you know they're thinking completely something different.
Speaker 1:You know so they're, they're prompts for something else, so they're probably not expecting. Yeah, I can see that they're probably expecting, like for oceans, animal, they're probably expecting just to see like a blood trail throughout the, throughout the forest, but it was like a smart creature that just you know, you know, just went for his perfect opportunity to strike to attack. All right, man, I, I, I can, I can see that thing is living.
Speaker 2:So, on a scale of one to ten, what would you rate the that?
Speaker 1:motherfucker dangerous, bro, that motherfucker dangerous bro, bro, he ripped a woman. Exactly, bro, he like bro you know how strong you gotta be to rip a head off. I know, bro. You know we got a lot of neck muscles right here. We got a lot of stuff connecting our head, making sure our head don't just pop off. You know that's a lot of things right. So you just ripping the head, that is a strong motherfucker right there. That's a strong body.
Speaker 1:What you rating that then that's a vengeance level threat right there, bro, yeah, that's a Avengers level threat right there, bro, yeah, that's that's a 10, bro.
Speaker 2:10 out of 10, 10 out of 10, 10 out of 10.
Speaker 1:Bro, I can see that cause, cause, it's first of all, it's going after you, it's elusive cause, apparently it's elusive. It's elusive, it's intelligent, it's hungry, you know, damn you right, that is Avengers level it's not like, it's not just a. It's motherfucker attacking bro, motherfucker killing people, bro, he going for the kill each time. He going for the kill every time, bro, he ain't leaving no prisoners, he ain't injuring Like motherfucker. You finding bodies, you finding body parts? Damn.
Speaker 2:You right. I give it a 10 as well. Fuck it 10, bro.
Speaker 1:That is pretty Out of everything else he goes, we cover, bro, this motherfucker actively, actively, bro, coming for you.
Speaker 2:Because you got to think about it like you said. I mean, this is one thing If you're a woman, that's a 20.
Speaker 1:Because this act coming directly?
Speaker 2:for you. Right, it's coming for you Because if you're looking at it from a real aspect, like imagine, you know, you hear the rumors in your city. Oh, you know, lock your doors, there's a werewolf, right right and obviously you're going to have the people like oh, it wouldn't happen to me, isn't it? I'd always be on my toes.
Speaker 1:That's the first ones that get snatched off their porch. Right, that's the first one, because ain't nobody else out but you Acting brave and shit, acting brave and shit, and you let your guard down, gone, shot him right there, dead, dead, just dead. Look at you Goofy Head ripped off, goofy, your shoes gone and he stole your shoes.
Speaker 2:Now I got to raise your kid and oh shit.
Speaker 1:And take care of your wife Goofy.
Speaker 2:No, no, bro. But I think that is pretty crazy right there, like imagine, like if that was a normal creature out there bro. No, bro, that shit, something at that level, because well, it has that confidence.
Speaker 1:That's the other thing. It has the confidence to go for the kills, because wolves, you know, if they see it too difficult, you know they're like there's, there's, there's something else I can catch? You know there's. But this motherfucker like eating people, bro. He like eating people because otherwise, you know he wouldn't risk killing all those people you know let's cut.
Speaker 2:That's kind of like the tigers, you know certain tigers would like. They literally go in for the kill, like you know, like for a kid, like kids or people but they, yeah, they had the sport kill, sport killing yeah, they do.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're right, they do that, yeah, so it's like, it's just like natural, uh, instinct for these animals and everything. But I don't know, bro, because I mean it's like in a city. You know it'd be different if it was like country people maybe. Or you think it was like in a countryside yeah, I think, because it was still 1766 yeah, you was, you were, you were city, but you don't got ATMs outside. You don't got lights on the streets. You're right, you're right.
Speaker 1:It's just a town. It's not like people out there 24-7. I'm pretty sure it wasn't attacking in the middle of the town on the afternoon, where everybody's there and lit up. I'm pretty sure it was way until it was nighttime People going back to their houses or outskirts or whatever that's when they're attacked. That's what I feel like I said For it to have killed that many people stayed alive. To kill those many people, no way to strike, no way to strike. That's a smart animal. Smart animals are dangerous animals, bro, because they know what they're doing. They know what they're doing, bro, they ain't dumb. But if it was nowadays, bro, nowadays, I couldn't see that. If you can't eat, that's on you type of shit, you feel me Back then you can't blame the people.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because they had no form of.
Speaker 1:And they just get a text hey bitch, hey bitch, hey bitch, that's a werewolf around, Bitch, don't go outside. You feel me, XOXO. You know they couldn't have that. You know they probably didn't even know what was happening until, like, and that's the other thing. I don't think they, probably I don't think they would tell common folk and stuff like that. I feel like, especially the king, that was the king had a bounty on it, though.
Speaker 2:Oh, you're right, they would have like the wanted poster.
Speaker 1:Well, they would know right, yeah, they would know?
Speaker 2:Yeah, they would know.
Speaker 1:Then, you'd have everybody be like oh, that money's all mine.
Speaker 2:I'm going to get the money and stuff like that.
Speaker 1:Because you saw that they killed a bunch of wolves. Yeah, they just killed a bunch of wolves, you're right, unfortunately, but twice, yeah, yeah, it's a vicious animal, bro, it was just.
Speaker 2:I feel like it was just. I feel like it's a vicious animal. I don't feel like it was. Hold on, go ahead. You say it's a vicious animal, but for it to like taunt people after they had killed all the wolves and left, you don't think that would probably be like serial killer activities and be like anyone's gonna live or can develop serial killer uh oh, for real, yeah, and it was just killed just for. No, I'm saying like to mock the people. Yeah, oh, for real.
Speaker 1:Yeah, especially hot like tigers, like you said, tigers, they have that intelligence also. They will Hunt just to I mean, kill just to. They will like injure someone and just leave them there to get more people and then kill the people. Tight shit Like tightest have been shown like when there's an animal like Apex, because obviously it's Apex Predator. When you have Apex Predator and nothing else is challenging it and it's challenging enough to realize nothing else can challenge it. Boy, it's going to have fun. Boy, that's a field day for it, bro.
Speaker 2:Okay, you saying like it knows, like she knows, you feel me, like it's pretty much like it's playground, then like it's like, yeah, food stock, then yeah that's, that's that's what it was.
Speaker 1:Seeing people as you know, like it's, seeing it as, as cattle, like that. That's what it's I can get food whenever I want like it knows, like these people come to this, you know, come to this part. They gather here at night. They gotta leave, that's what I eat.
Speaker 2:You feel like? Because one of the theories was like it was like a serial killer going around and doing all this yeah, that's another yeah but for it to be like shredding people apart and leaving limbs, I don't know you have to look at pictures and police reports, for sure they do him, yeah, but I don't think the way they're describing it as gruesomeome as it is.
Speaker 1:I feel like they were fine serial killers back then. I don't feel like, you know, back then people already look at each other like weird. So I feel like back then a weird motherfucker going to stand, you know he's going to stand out. But I mean, the other thing about serial killers is they got to blend in too.
Speaker 2:I don't know, bro, I don't know.
Speaker 1:I say I, I don't know bro, I don't know.
Speaker 2:but I say I feel like it probably is a beast of some sort. I say I mean it could be a serial killer.
Speaker 1:But to it be that bloody Serial killers they kill, but usually if it's that bloody, well, they said ripped throats, like throats ripped out.
Speaker 2:I don't think somebody's going to sit there and try to rip somebody's throat out.
Speaker 1:That's a lie, bro. I mean I'm sure they could tell like, okay, this was done with the sword.
Speaker 2:I feel like I think no, no, you're right.
Speaker 1:I know now we can tell I don't know how good it was back then, but I'm pretty sure they knew like it was just the way the cuts are Uh-huh. I'm pretty sure they could tell like, like okay, this was a claw. You know, this was a sword. I don't feel like that would have put the wind. Nah, that's a silk. This is dude. Show like shaking people, you know, cutting them and everything, and so you just put up a boundary and everything, and then the king believe it and everything. I mean, yeah, you're right, that's what I think, that's why no, no, no, that's perfect.
Speaker 2:I I agree 100, bro, that that makes perfect sense. Oh shit, that makes perfect sense. Right there, bro. I I just honestly don't know what I do in that situation. What can you do, bro? You can't do it.
Speaker 1:Stay inside all day, bro you got to stay inside, bro, you got to stay inside. You can't make no late night run to 7-Eleven, 7-Eleven bro.
Speaker 2:You can't do that, bro. I can't get my slushy, my slurpy.
Speaker 1:You can't get a sub, bro, you got to stay home, bro. One of those things I'm telling you, bro, one of those things I scream, I fucking scream, Ah, ah ah. Hey bro, you got to pull it to my shop, bro. There's a wolf out here. Bro, Pull it to the shop. I be like the pluggers nowadays. Yeah, pull up on me, but that's how I be, bro, I'm not taking no risks. Y'all bring the food to me. 17 something Also sense of shit.
Speaker 1:They knock on your door. It's just a hand Holding the food On your doorknob. Nah, bro, I wouldn't be risking it. Bro, I couldn't, bro, that's just me, though, that's just me, I wouldn't be risking that shit.
Speaker 2:Nah, I agree, bro. I agree, but y'all, let us know what y'all think, then this is the end of the segment. Y'all, let us know what y'all think, then this is the end of the segment. Y'all, let us know if y'all believe in the beast of, let us know if y'all see how do you say it again le bete du jubouton, du jubouton le bete du jubouton we're not trying to pick on anybody. We're not trying to pick, we're just.
Speaker 1:We're just try to say it the best we can. We're not trying to make fun of the language. But, they like it. They like it. But yeah that's the end of that one All right.
Speaker 2:So y'all let us know if y'all believe in that. Let us know if you know any information about it, if you know any theories or speculations or anything like that or anything we might have missed. I mean, i'm'm sure we missed a lot, but we just lightly covered the subject. Y'all just let us know whether you know it was really out there or if it's just like a fiction, yeah type thing or if I think it was a demonic, uh something crazy
Speaker 2:spirit, spirit of the woods, something like that yeah, but we're gonna lead off to the next subject. Go ahead, y'all, break it down, for let's take this out.
Speaker 1:damn, don't even know how to break this one down. How do I introduce this one? Hold on, man, hold on man, I don't know.
Speaker 1:The only way, the only way I can describe it, is going to the story I told last week. Okay, okay, you're walking, you're Out of nowhere. You see a piece of candy on the floor. You pick it up, that's another one, you pick it up, that's another one, you pick it up. And you've been picking it up and then you hear your cousin yelling at you Come back, come back. You step out of your trance and you look up and the candy's turned to rocks.
Speaker 1:And you look up, you start hearing a little laugh, a little hee, hee, hee, hee, hee and you look up and it's a little short motherfucker coming behind that tree, fat little ugly fuck. This is the story of us doing this.
Speaker 2:Right, we're going to be talking about us doing this. We briefly touched on it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we keep touching on this, we keep.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so we figured let's go ahead and so y'all know so every time we bring it up because these motherfuckers. So in doing this research I have connected some dots and determined that this could be a multi-parter, because each country kind of has their own variation of it and they got like long stories of it. So North America has it too. They seem similar. They don't. They're not called the same thing, but like to what they do, what they are they're like. Pretty much everybody has like their own, almost like the sasquatch bro. Almost everybody has like their own little version of it, a little legend of it, stuff like that. So what?
Speaker 2:do you want to do, you want to do like?
Speaker 1:yeah, we talk about doing this right now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah well, I'm saying like dude, do you want to do it like a different parter, like two--parter type deal?
Speaker 1:Not necessarily like a two-parter, but it's just like we can cover it Again, again from another point of view.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, from a different region, from a different region. Okay, I could see that.
Speaker 1:I could see that it don't have to be long or anything like that. I just feel All right.
Speaker 2:So what are duendes? Mexican and Latin American folklore often described as small goblin, like beings they're typically four spirits or household tricksters, depending on the region and story. In Mexico, their appearance and behavior Very wildly. Some say they look like tiny, mischievous old men. Others describe them as more like elf, like children, or shadowy figures with glowing eyes.
Speaker 1:Basically everything he said.
Speaker 2:I was going to say quick fun fact, though, did you know that duende actually comes from the spanish phrase dueño de la casa oh, I did not know that.
Speaker 1:Well, dueño de casa, I did not know that means like uh, was it uh owner of uh? Yeah, owner of the house.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah yeah, master of the house. Master of the house, yeah, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1:Uh. So, like Reverend said, you know they come, you know they're compared to goblins or elves that lives in forests or uh, I found this. I found a little controversial part saying that they're they're found in children's bedrooms, although they are mischievous and protective. They are mischievous but, like you said, they're master of the home, apparently. You can make a guard at your house and stuff like that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 1:So okay. So this is just a wild part that I found. They're seen as guardians of neglected children. I found they're seen as guardians of neglected children. They're said to try to clip children's toenails, sometimes removing their tired toes, and children are encouraged to call out to Duane for guidance if they are lost or afraid. Above that, I put that's wild as fuck. Don't y'all, under any circumstances, do some dumb shit like that. Hell. No, I don't know why. The fuck. That was online and, dwayne, they fucking wrote that trying to get y'all. So I found out. That's why I just wanted to include it, because I was like this is wild fucking information. You literally look it up, fuck. I looked it up and I was like what the fuck? Are they even talking about the guardian part of the house? I didn't know that part, but I give that I didn't know that, either Because I know you can make a pact with them to protect your house.
Speaker 1:You got to keep up your end of the deal, but you can make a pact with them to protect your house. Okay, but asking for guidance or like going for them? Nah, bro, don't Y'all be doing that. Y'all bugging.
Speaker 2:Y'all bugging, y'all. Don't be doing that, yeah, befriend, and doing this. I don't know bro, I really don't know I couldn't.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know, I can't do it either, no, no, disrespect no disrespect, no respect. You know, all people know. But uh, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not for that bro know.
Speaker 2:So I saw that there was like indigenous beliefs, so pre-Hispanic cultures believed in nature, spirits or small forests. Being like Aluxes in Mayan tradition were very similar to Duendes. These spirits guarded the land and punished disrespectful people. So in Spanish influence, when the Spanish colonized Mexico, they brought European stories of goblins, elves and household spirits. Okay, uh-huh.
Speaker 1:So in my culture the Tata Duende is known for luring children into the jungle, and in some folklores Duendes barter with young mothers to eat their children.
Speaker 2:Wait, the Duendes barter with the moms so they can eat the kids, or the mom eat the kids.
Speaker 1:The Duende eat. The kids promise them riches.
Speaker 2:So basically, exchange their oh hell, no. Bro yeah, hell, no, that's crazy, that's the evil shit. See, that's why I was like bro yeah, hell, no, that's crazy, that's the evil shit.
Speaker 1:See, that's why I was like bro. Why were you like? That's why I was like bro. The crazy info was like. When they put that shit onto like I don't know they're good, you should ask for help.
Speaker 2:I was like fuck it though. What the fuck are you talking?
Speaker 1:I was like what the fuck are you talking?
Speaker 2:about asking for help. So to give you a little brief description I know we kind of touched on it a little bit how do they look? Well, some people say obviously short stature, usually under three feet. Some people say they have pointed ears, wrinkled skin like an old man or smooth childlike skin, depends. Some people say they have sharp teeth or exaggerated feature like big nose, wide eyes. They say they're dressed in rusted clothing, often red or green in color. Okay, they're barefoot with backwards feet. Yeah, so they leave confusing footprints. Yeah, that's pretty straight.
Speaker 1:That's pretty scary, right so yeah, so, just like you said, yeah, uh, they also like describing this fat little fucker like a little short, little fat he said that I mean uh, so apparently there's, there's like a quote-unquote way, way of like seeing one, because apparently they, they turn invisible, so so you can get one drunk, you can actually see it manifest oh shit so what you do? Don't fucking do this y'all don't do this.
Speaker 1:We're gonna let you know so what you can do is you put up a, you put up a mirror, so the other things that, just because they're also going with the fact that they're mischievous, they, they also like being at bars or like where people gamble, because they're like, they're like seeing the stress of emotions from humans. So whole leprechaun, just like the leprechaun, just like a leprechaun that's what I was saying or like where people gamble, because they like, they like seeing the stress of emotions from humans. So whole leprechaun.
Speaker 1:Just like the leprechaun. Just like the leprechaun. That's what I was saying, but like it matches with other stuff. And there's also another thing where okay, I'll get to that in a little bit. But so they, you know, everybody seems to like seeing, like people do all this shit right. So then to see one, you want to put up a mirror out there and put a bottle of tequila because they love tequila I wonder why and they'll start drinking. They'll start drinking Apparently. You just see the bottle start getting lower and lower and lower. And then at some point you start hearing a motherfucker laughing because he's drunk as shit now. So once he starts laughing, he'll start materializing and he'll see himself in the mirror and says he's all ugly and shit. He'll start making fun of himself.
Speaker 1:Damn and he starts laughing and he starts making fun of himself and he's like why you feel like that? Oh, why you fat, why you look like that? Look at your nose and then, while he's all drunk like that, you can actually go to a motherfucker and capture it. That's how you can actually capture one. According to some people, you can capture one that way.
Speaker 2:Hang on Y'all, let us know if y'all do it. If y'all do it, record it and then send it to us.
Speaker 1:So if you capture it, you can tell it. You ask something from it. You gotta threaten it, because if you don't threaten it it'll just tell you, yeah, and as soon as you let it out the bag it'll it'll take away and make and loot and take you with him. But if you threaten it, tell him you either uh, you know, give me a hundred gold pieces or whatever, or I'm gonna drown you.
Speaker 2:He has to give it to you and he'll leave you alone damn you either give me head or you're going to you.
Speaker 1:Give me head on your ass. Boy, it's your choice. What the fuck? I got 20 gold pieces right here for you no no, no, no you think I fuck I don't need that bullshit. I think I fucking asked you. You think I'm cashing you for gold. I think I'm cashing you for gold.
Speaker 2:You're not in the right household, boy.
Speaker 1:You about to learn today? No, but yeah, but yeah, so that's just a little.
Speaker 2:That's pretty crazy. I ain't never known that.
Speaker 1:Just a little way of how to cash it. All right, let me give you this. Let me give you this.
Speaker 2:So this is the duality of duendes. All right, you know how we say it. They're mischievous. All right, let me tell you how they're helpful, like. But duendes can be helpful or malicious depending on how they're treated and which version of the story you hear. In general, helpful duendes in some tales they protect nature, garden, forest, rivers or crops. They help lost travelers find their way back, and in homes they might help with chores or protect children, but only if respected. The malevolent duendes in many, many stories. They steal small objects from homes, they kidnap or play pranks on children, especially those who misbehave. Some versions say that they bite children's toes if they don't clip their nails, like you said, and they might cause nightmares, move furniture at night or whisper unsettling things. Imagine are you chilling, sleeping? All you hear is uh, I'm trying to think of something funny.
Speaker 1:Uh, because let me tell you, it would say so dumb it would say something.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it would say some foul shit.
Speaker 1:It would say some foul shit bro. What is that? Hey, hey, show yourself, fuck, no, no, I won't fucking say that shit in my own house.
Speaker 2:Nah we scrapping. Oh you chilling deep in your sleep. Lávate lo cabrón. Who the fuck said that? Who goes there? Hey bye Me looking at my dog. What the fuck you say to me, smack, I'm just joking. I'm not joking, I'm not, I won't do that that's some fighting words Right there.
Speaker 2:What would y'all do, though? What would y'all do In that scenario? You chilling, sleeping, and then you just hear Some foul shit. That fit, not it. What the fuck that fit at the party, was not it? Huh? Who said that you bust out their pants? You remember them Graduation pictures? Can you believe that it's out there Like huh? Who said that you bust out their pants? You remember them graduation pictures? Can you believe that it's out there in the world?
Speaker 1:Not the graduation pictures. Nah, nah, motherfucker Bringing up old shit. Nah motherfucker Bringing up old Nah. We scrapping over that. You see me, Nah, but you got to switch it down, bro. Say some foul shit like that.
Speaker 2:Right, you got to switch it. Nah, whole gaslighting doing this?
Speaker 1:Nah, that'd be even crazier. But, motherfucker, pull up to your house, don't even scare you, just disrespect you the whole time, just disrespect you Get terrorized, just straight clowning your shit the whole time. Can't even have people over. You know he'll wipe his ass.
Speaker 2:Nah, bro, no, bro, no he got to go, bro, maybe your ex was right.
Speaker 1:No, I'm like, no, I'm hanging myself in the house that night.
Speaker 2:He's going to be fighting this spirit soon, right, no?
Speaker 1:Alfonso, wait till I fucking die. Oh, wait till I fucking die. Oh yeah, stay right there. I'm like, stay right there. I'm like I'm pointing at him, the motherfucker there, thinking I pointed him, the motherfucker behind me.
Speaker 2:Look at him, look at him just what I want.
Speaker 1:Stay right. My mom is crazy the hell. You stay right, stay. Stay right there soon, soon. I'm done, I'm getting your ass damn bro, fuck no bro also straight disrespect, disrespectful shit bro all right.
Speaker 2:So what are you doing if you do hear something like that?
Speaker 1:fucking leaving leaving instantly, instantly, but you wouldn't investigate.
Speaker 2:You're telling me you wouldn't grab a flashlight. Cut off the light. I was about to say turn off the light.
Speaker 1:Get a flashlight investigate no no, no, use the flashlight from your phone.
Speaker 2:Use the flashlight for my phone to find my flashlight that I need After turning off the light. I'd be like the I'd grab my dog, snap it in half like a glow stick and have it glowing.
Speaker 1:Walk around the house.
Speaker 2:Fucking say go Grab my dog, put it down, go Lead the light Low key and the dogs could glow. No, don't do that y'all. Don't do that to y'all dog, I'm just joking, that's not.
Speaker 1:Some motherfucker following his dog.
Speaker 2:It's not glowing, no, please.
Speaker 1:I did not condone this. I don't give a fuck that bro.
Speaker 2:You're leaving instantly.
Speaker 1:Instantly, bro. Instantly. Just like you said, bro. The other thing they like doing is hiding your shit, bro. They love hiding your shit. Look, I probably shouldn't be doing this, but I have done this several times. When I lose something, I'm like just give it back.
Speaker 2:I'm like.
Speaker 1:I'm going to leave, just give it back and I'm like, yeah, something fucking took it, because I know why I leave my shit. I know where the fuck I leave my shit. If I pull back and it's not there, I already know where the fuck it took it. I know where the fuck I leave it. Have me looking around the whole house.
Speaker 2:Dumb ass shit. I can see this whole time. You just misplaced it yourself, like if you could play back that moment somehow from like a camera angle. It's like you misplaced it and inside your head like. I'm just going to leave this right here, but I know I'm going to remember where it was at, looking everywhere, who the fuck took it, whoever took it, please put it back now.
Speaker 1:I was going to say bro, almost 10 out of 10. I find that shit somewhere completely different, because usually the thing to it, usually the thing to it, they'll put it back like in the middle of the room type shit. They'll put it back Because this has never happened to me. You were right, bro, you were right, I was trying to to me, like it. Like you were right, bro, you were right. It's I always find like a couple days. Oh yeah, I left today.
Speaker 2:huh, look he was right, he knows me and I still do it. Whatever the fuck's in here, whatever the fuck is terrorizing me.
Speaker 1:Please put my shit back now I'll be my worst enemy.
Speaker 2:Sits down Instantly looks at the corner of the room. I fucking see you Ghost on the opposite side. What the fuck's wrong with you?
Speaker 1:We're peeping on me. My back hurts.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, I know because it happens to me. I was the same way.
Speaker 1:Fuck, I be looking goofy as hell. First thing in the morning, bro.
Speaker 2:Can't find my glasses. I swear bro, Wait till I find my shit.
Speaker 1:Got to be talking to a random caller. Tell my, please.
Speaker 2:I get fed up, please. I won't tell nobody. I won't say nothing, please, I promise.
Speaker 1:I ain't going to say this place Just put it back, motherfucker, defeated bro. Then you remember oh, that's right, that's right, find it. Find it in your pocket, the whole time because your dumbass forgot to check.
Speaker 2:Start puffing your chest out. I wasn't going to give you anything anyway.
Speaker 1:Instantly goes back, loses your shit again.
Speaker 2:That's right. That's right. You know who the king of the house is, Damn bro who be peeping on me?
Speaker 1:bro, he call it out.
Speaker 2:He just like me, he just like me Alright bro, this shit.
Speaker 1:No joke bro, we have a motherfucker, be ready.
Speaker 2:Crash out, crash out, bro, crash out at your own house. It's crazy.
Speaker 1:Far, bro, I still do it. I ain't gonna lie. I still be. Please, put my shit back. I'ma step out. I'ma step out, no questions, just put it back. Please, please, I'll find it outside. That's right. Oh shit, that's right. I took it out earlier.
Speaker 2:Alright. So here goes a little Question why are Dwendas here? Alright, go ahead. Alright. So here goes a little question why are duendes here?
Speaker 1:alright go ahead so what happened was that gods, back in the day they used to use actually humans, used to coincide with duendes. It was just like forest spirits and shit and they used to coincide with them. And then, as humanity advanced technological-wise, doing this with mystical creatures, and so they advanced mystically-wise, and so humans were advancing in a different way and at a certain point their views didn't align, so they started clashing with each other. Low-key, low-key I was like Was I close?
Speaker 2:Was I close, huh, was I close.
Speaker 1:Oh, each other low key, low key. I was like was that close? Was that close? Huh, was that close. Oh, I thought you're going on your own theory. No, I mean, that is, that is my theory, but like, was I close though?
Speaker 2:oh shit, oh sorry, I was, I was listening. I was like hold on, let me, let me hear this. That was pretty good, I could see that. Okay, so let me tell you the four reasons why. Oh I think. I think it does line up, though. So some indigenous stories frame duendes as guardians of nature who punish humans that exploit or pollute the land.
Speaker 1:Like you were saying, To advance it technologically you gotta lose yourself a little bit.
Speaker 2:Just a little bit so. Spirits of the dead. So in some regions people believe duendes are the souls of unbaptized children trapped between worlds which is why they haunt, rural areas and forests.
Speaker 1:I never thought of it like that. I never thought about that either.
Speaker 2:But that is scary, right there.
Speaker 1:It's kids man, it's just be kids bro.
Speaker 2:All right. So the other one is punishers of mischievous kids. So Mexican parents often invoke duendes as cautionary tales to scare children to behave it. If you don't clean your room, the duenda will come for you.
Speaker 1:That is wild. That is a wild thing to tell a kid, bro Right, that is a fucking wild thing. You know what's?
Speaker 2:crazy, growing up Mexican. Let me tell you.
Speaker 1:That is crazy. Go ahead bro, Go ahead bro.
Speaker 2:That is crazy, I'm sure out in other areas, out in other cultures and everything is the same thing. But growing up mexican, what we dealt with as first generation mexican parents will hit you with that. Don't stand right. If you don't listen to me, that man right there he's gonna take you tight some random ass dude at a store. Bro, I became that random ass dude I'm gonna take you with me, boy.
Speaker 1:I actually started running out the store. No, no, no. Look at him fucking holler at his kid.
Speaker 2:Traumatize the fuck out of that kid.
Speaker 1:That's what happened to you. You got to listen to your parents and then that kid became Elon Musk. Did I create Tesla? Oh, fuck, nah, but that is crazy. But like they don't discipline you, like you think they just scare the shit out of you, you think you could get Kidnapped, fucking, fucking, kidnapped, killed.
Speaker 2:Taken. Yeah, they would scare the fuck out of you. Just to prove a point that has no point at all.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it has no point to it, just cause you acting up At the store. Yeah, like. I said that man gonna hit you, you keep on acting up that man gonna come over here and beat your ass.
Speaker 2:Oh, you're not gonna listen. I'm gonna call the police, right, right, what, why I'm gonna go to jail, then Then me and kindergarten, then they going to fucking beat me up, I was going to say something else. I was like he changed it. But no, bro, it's crazy, because they would say shit like that to you Over the simplest shit, I got it nowhere too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, for real.
Speaker 2:If you don't do your homework, I'm going to cut off your leg and the ghosts come get you. No, chill, chill, chill, nah. They used to hit me with that. I'm going to cut off your leg and the ghosts come get you.
Speaker 1:No, chill, chill, chill Nah they used to hit me with that. If you keep on, I would like act out At the store. They'd be going to pull your legs at night. What the fuck bro? What the fuck, have me turn. I ain't sleeping, but I used to not sleep After they tell me.
Speaker 2:Oh, then you forget about it on your way.
Speaker 1:Oh sorry, nah, I'm just like Nah, I wouldn't forget about it. Remember, I'm just covering myself Like that web for some shit To pull my leg. That shit traumatized me, bro. That shit used to fucking get to me, bro. That's what my mom used to hit. That was her go to bro.
Speaker 2:Nah, bro. Then she hit you with that. Nah, let's say you did forget.
Speaker 1:Like you, finally Chill out Whatever you like she ain't do nothing, just kid shit, put you in bed Looks at you.
Speaker 2:Don Don't forget that demon's going to pull your leg, cut off your leg, slam your door, fuck. Do I want to get up and cut my leg back on? I don't have a phone. I'm fucked Bro. I just go under my blanket. Yeah, exactly, you don't got a phone. Start shivering.
Speaker 1:For real. What the fuck did I used to do? I don't have a phone. That's what I like PTSD bro.
Speaker 2:What the fuck? I'll hug the fuck out of my pillow.
Speaker 1:Just close your eyes, bro, not even Close the fuck out of your eyes.
Speaker 2:I put the pillow over my face when they sees me. This is too easy. This is just too easy these days.
Speaker 1:No Chris's part was every time I would cover myself. I think I'd be feeling like that motherfucker right there bro. Right and then I can't pull down the blanket because it'd be hot as hell too underneath the blanket. And I can't pull it down because I'm like, bro, I'm going to see her face, bro, I'm going to see her face, I'm going to see her face.
Speaker 2:I know I used to think the same thing as a kid.
Speaker 1:I'd psych myself out, bro. I'd be like I'll over. He's out there. I used to scare the fuck out of myself as a kid.
Speaker 2:Bro, fuck man so you could stay underneath the blanket then you just like fucking, I fucking pass out.
Speaker 1:That's how I think I went to sleep same thing I was about to say.
Speaker 2:You're like it's too hot in here. Next thing, you know, you wake up. You're like damn when you get your blanket.
Speaker 1:Like that, bro, your damn what the fuck, because, bro, when you got up, I stout right out of the air, right. When you get your blanket like that, bro, your hot ass breath just coming back to you, bro, that's all it is. Goddamn, what's that? Carbamon nighttime poison, bro. Your own breath, bro, that's it. Literally. That's how I think I used you. Bro, just pass the fuck out, wake up, hey, every time you wake up, making sure you survive like the worst part is waking up again at night, bro, oh my god bro, you wake up at night.
Speaker 1:You fucked, you're fucked. Good luck sleeping again, right, all you think, because then you actually start right freaking out. You actually start hearing shit. Don't let it be around three in the morning, right. Don't let it be where everybody don't went to bed. All the lights are off, house quiet as shit, don't let it be that time, bro.
Speaker 2:You know what I do, bro. I cut on the TV and leave the white noise. It makes me fall asleep.
Speaker 1:Now or like when you were a kid.
Speaker 2:As a kid. As a kid, I need that. You got a TV in your room. Huh, the living room, living room. If I can't sleep, nobody else is sleeping, everybody's going to wake up. We're going to be on watch. In case anything tries to get me, I'll get woken up to a goddamn black and white shit.
Speaker 1:No, static screen, Static screen, bro. We fighting, bro. Because first of all, I'm going to wake up thinking nah, why the fuck is the TV on, first of all Me standing in the living room?
Speaker 2:look, look, if you done it one time, you wake your parents up. Imagine, bro, you're, you're grown as adult, right, and you have kids. They do that. They cut your tv on. You're like what the fuck is going on? Kid just standing there looking at you, papa, I, I'm scared. Nah, kick that, motherfucker. Motherfucker, I'm scared right now.
Speaker 1:Motherfucker, you scared me. You scared me. I was about to hop in your bed. You scared me. What's wrong with you? Get in the bed, get in the bed, god damn it. Nah, bro, because I mean.
Speaker 2:Now the demon going to pull on your leg because you did this bullshit.
Speaker 1:Nah, let's not go too far, bro. When my dogs just bark out of nowhere, shut the fuck up. I'm fucking wild with you, bro, my heart racing, bro, you scared the fuck out of me, just because they just be quiet.
Speaker 1:Just be quiet, hey bitch, hey no, because they would be barking like that. They'd be barking like it's an aggressive bark. I'm like, why the fuck you barking, bro? Oh, they'll do up and just start barking. For no reason, bro. My heart start racing because I'm like why? Why, what the fuck going on? What the fuck going on, bro? And it's all quiet, bro. It's the same thing as a kid, bro, cake. I remember waking up my parents one time because I feel like something's watching me from the window, bro. Oh shit, boss, man had to go in there, bro, lay in bed, nothing going on, bro. Go to sleep, nothing going on. But I cannot. The motherfucker starts throwing. Now I can't sleep for real, bro, and I'm like I'm just staying up, feeling like something's watching me. Still, I don't need your blanket. It's making all that noise, bro. It's the worst, bro, worst as a kid, bro, being scared as a kid.
Speaker 2:The worst, Right it Y'all. Let us know if y'all parents ever did y'all like that Nah being scared is even worse, bro.
Speaker 1:Right Then you got no one to wake up. You got no one to wake up, but it's just you, bro. You got to take yourself, bro, hug yourself.
Speaker 2:So the best defense mechanism Take notes, y'all. Take notes. Y'all can take this from me when, in time of fear and you're awake in the middle of the night, just start hammering your shit, bro, just start going to town on your shmeet.
Speaker 1:Look, if I learn anything about spirits, they're not gay. They're not going to sit around and watch you beat your shit, bro, Call it an icebreaker. If you will, Everybody's like the ghost will watch you start doing that, it's like oh yeah, that's what I imagine. Sometimes you just looking at the room, something gonna move, just start. Oh, somebody about to get sprayed, just looking. Oh crazy oh fuck bro.
Speaker 2:Only got like two droplets that come out, that's.
Speaker 1:Wipe it against the corner.
Speaker 2:All right. So they say that these are the habits and behavior of the duendes, okay, or where they live as well. So they say they're commonly found in forests, caves, mountains and rivers, like natural areas, especially isolated ones, abandoned houses or ruins, under floorboards or in walls of old homes and households. Oh shit, mm-hmm. So what they do is like, obviously we said they play pranks. Damn, I can't see my fucking notes. They play pranks, such as move objects, break things, make strange noises, whisper to children. Some say they lure children into the forest, steal food or shiny objects, appear at night or during twilight, knock on windows or scratch at walls and then obviously bite toes or fingers, asleep in people.
Speaker 1:I think that was it for me. I think in general yeah.
Speaker 2:My fault, Brian. No, you good bro, you got stories though it's stories.
Speaker 1:I don't got like, no new like from different people or anything. It's just stories I told you before. I don't feel like, I don't think that one's the same story for a third time. Did you get any stories?
Speaker 2:I might have a little bit, but let me give you how to protect yourself from doing this.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, this is good, this is good. I've never actually thought about that.
Speaker 2:All right, so listen, these are traditional wards of how to protect yourself. Okay, do this if you want, but I'm not liable of anything. You burn your house. I'm not liable of that. Cosmic Cove has nothing to do with it.
Speaker 1:That was on your own.
Speaker 2:Cosmic Cove has no house insurance. We're just letting y'all know how to maybe get rid of salt.
Speaker 1:Sprinkling salt at your doorway can keep doing this out. I feel like that's a common thing for, like a lot of uh uh supernatural, supernatural, yeah, it's paranormal, yeah, super.
Speaker 2:Why is that? What was your theory on that? I?
Speaker 1:I really don't know what's my theory behind that. I feel like, uh, salt, bruh, salt cleanses your sins. Maybe I don't, I don't know. Maybe salt is like, do you feel like like for them?
Speaker 2:you feel like you don't like salt? I feel I know I like salt, but I feel like to them if you wanted to get a. This is me just thinking yeah, just thinking out loud, just thinking out loud.
Speaker 1:The way they feel about salt is like if you grab salt and just shoved in your mouth okay okay, I feel like that's like an equivalent feeling of how they were like like, imagine getting a handful of salt and just throwing your mouth.
Speaker 2:That's how they must feel when they see the salt Shit about maybe throw up.
Speaker 1:Okay, oh, fuck bro.
Speaker 2:Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1:I don't know what it does to them Because salt is a good like Deterrent, deterrent yeah, there you go, that's good deterrent. Yeah, there you go, that's good deterrent for, like supernatural stuff and stuff like that, like oh yeah, like it works and it works like it works, it works all right.
Speaker 2:So they also said you can do a red thread, so hanging red thread around the house repels them as well. That's also common.
Speaker 1:That's a common thing with that red thread too. Okay, now we can narrow down what type of shit it is. You feel me Right. We got to categorize this thing.
Speaker 2:It could either be, for what was it? La Lechuza or La Duendes Lechuza witches in general, any kind of witch really.
Speaker 1:The thread, the thread red thread, is that your household Red thread. Yeah, one about tying the red knot and playing certain.
Speaker 2:But yeah, that actually leads to my next one. Christian prayers or crosses may work in post-colonial versions. There you go, there you go, yeah, yeah, all right, another one, some one of the famous ones that I know a lot of people usually do leave offerings, candy coins, small toys, might a piece of dwindle.
Speaker 1:I, I, my only, I know Gripe against that, if you will, where I also see that as you inviting them to uh.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:You allowing it To be a part of your life. To be part yeah.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, you're good, you're good, All right, so let me tell you a couple stories. I'm going to tell you, let's see, Let me do three stories. Well, I actually have a lot, bro, but I don't want to go too depth into it. What do you think?
Speaker 1:It's up to you. You can tell like two. All right, tell two stories.
Speaker 2:All right. So this is called the Duende and the Walls. This was in Michoacan in 1987. This was a girl named Maria Elenaena. It was a nine-year-old girl at the time. It was like in a small village outside of urapan, michoacan.
Speaker 2:It was in the summer of 1987, during the rainy season, mostly at dusk and late at night. So maria elena's family had just moved into a crumbling adobe house that belonged to her great-grandfather. It was a long, single-story home with clay walls that were cracked and damp from the consistent rain. From the first night maria heard scratching inside the walls, like fingernails dragging across the adobe or adobe, however the fuck you say it. Yeah, dope. Her mother told her it was rats, but maria swore she heard something giggling in the walls. A few days later her small silver ring, a gift from her grandmother disappeared from beside her table. The next morning her shoes were filled with dirt, as though someone had buried them outside and dug them back up. Her mother scouted her for playing pranks, but Maria hadn't done anything that night.
Speaker 2:Maria woke around at 2 am to the sound of something whispering right by her ear. She froze too scared to move. When she finally opened her eyes, she saw a tiny face peeking from a crack in the wall near her bed. It was skin. Its skin was mud colored, its teeth sharp and uneven, and its eyes glowed dim green, like fireflies. It smiled at her before vanishing back into the wall. So her family began losing small items spoons, coins, her father's pocket knife and every morning they found tiny muddy footprints leading from the windowsill into Maria's room. Eventually, a village elder told Maria's mother to leave out a bowl of milk and a piece of candy every night to appease the duende. For a while the prank stopped, until one night Maria forgot the offering. She woke to her hair being yanked so hard it lifted her head off the pillow.
Speaker 2:The family moved out. A month later, maria says she still dreams about the face on the wall.
Speaker 1:That's pretty crazy that reminded me of a story that we have I don't know exactly who it is in our family, that story that we have. I don't know exactly who it is in our family. That's the thing, bro. If your kid telling you stuff, I understand Kids gonna make up stories, but sometimes you gotta listen to your kid, bro. If you know your kid, don't be playing praise like that, don't be doing all the crazy shit, but they get specific.
Speaker 1:It's the specific Kids don't remember. Kids are not specific. If they give you specific details, constantly telling you because that's what happened in our family that I forget who it was. The point is someone you know one of the girls. Stuff started happening to her. She started losing stuff.
Speaker 1:Um, it actually got to the point where like stuff was happening, like beside her where she would be eating, and then at the one that literally threw her through the food, like literally grabbed the food and threw it and her mom or whoever, got upset. You know, rightfully. You know like what the fuck you doing. You know, when we got money for food, you know you over here, like I didn't do it, it was a no, no, there's no doing it like beat her ass right, and this went on for like bro, like for weeks bro, like poor little girl, she was like she, she started washing her clothes or whatever, and then she would come back all her clothes were on the ground or whatever, but getting her mom like was mad and everything, cause, cause, like you gotta put the stuff up right. You know, just typical parent shit. You know, just get it on to just get it on to the kid.
Speaker 1:It went like that for a while and she was like always. She was like always the same, you know, telling her specific days that I want to hear it. I think another family member pulled up to the house and like she could feel it. She could feel it. She's like something's attached to your daughter and she was like nah, don't be giving her ideas. Don't be giving her ideas, because she was going to start saying shit, bro, she already saying she's been telling you stuff that's been going on. So the lady was like something's attached to your daughter and it took her a while to convince the mom or like the family, but she eventually, like they eventually convinced her and like I forgot what they did, but they showed her like something is attached to her and oh, they started hearing the laughter.
Speaker 2:Oh shit.
Speaker 1:Because she actually made it like manifest or whatever. Well, you know, they did a little ritual or whatever and they managed to like, find find out or ward off. So they ended up making a peace, offering with it and exchanging. Basically, the offering is just you leave a bunch of stuff and that's how they managed to get it away from her. But then it's because she wasn't baptized or whatever. Oh shit. So she said it was trying to take it. So after that they baptized the girl. Never had a problem with it. Oh shit. But listen to y'all kids. I know kids are kids, I know they be telling stories, but if they getting too specific, if they doing stuff they usually don't do, just listen to them right, take a moment, sit down with your kids, just take a moment.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:I know they're little shitters, I know they be lying sometimes, but sometimes shit just happening, shit just be happy.
Speaker 2:He ain't using that $10 on Fortnite. He using that shit on browsers. Who caught me? I know that was me, that was me, all right. So this one's called the Forest Trickster. This was an older farmer, 62-year-old man. His name was Don Ezekiel. It's Ezekiel All right, don Ezekiel, it's Ezekiel Alright. So Ezekiel was gathering firewood near a stream deep in the plantation when he noticed something small running between the trees. Oh hell he first thought it was a fox or stray dog, but it stood on two legs and was wearing clothes. Oh hell.
Speaker 2:A red shirt and brown pants. Curious Ezekiel followed it. The duende led him in circles. No matter which way Ezekiel turned, the creature always appeared just ahead of him, laughing in a voice that sounded like a child and an old man.
Speaker 2:At the same time as the sun began to set, ezekiel realized he was lost, something nearly impossible since he had worked the land for 40 years. He tried to retrace the steps, but every familiar landmark was gone. Instead he found tiny footprints in the mud leading further into the forest. Then the air filled with the sound of whistles, short bursts like someone calling a dog. He followed them until he found a small circle of stones with a half-buried clay pot in the center. The pot was full of gold coins darkened with age. Ezekiel reached down to grab one, but as soon as he touched the pot, the ground beneath him crumbled and he fell into a shallow pit. When he scrambled out, the duendes stood at the edge, laughing so hard it clutched its stomach. Then it vanished, leaving only its footprints. It took Ezekiel until midnight to find his way back. He never told anyone where the treasure was, because the elder who warned him said duendes don't give gold, they only trick greedy men. Ooh.
Speaker 2:That was pretty good, okay, all right, let's see. All right, that's. That's enough of that. Let me give y'all a little um. Another thing you could do, like the protective rituals. Let me tell you how y'all could use the protective rituals for the duendes or whatever. I'll be real quick. I'll be real quick, are you good? So, like I said, you're gonna do salt barrier, so sprinkle, sprinkle salt across doorways, window sills and even under the baby's crib. Salt is believed to repel duendes who despise its purity. Some families mix salt with crushed garlic for extra strength. The red thread or ribbon tying a red thread around red thread around a baby's wrist or hanging a red ribbon over the crib is said to confuse duendes and make the child invisible to them.
Speaker 2:Red is considered a protective color in both indigenous and Catholic traditions. And then, obviously, leave out offerings. If you want to do this, I don't recommend it, but leave out candy, coins, small toys. You can do cleansing smoke, or limpias as some people say. Burning copal resin, a sacred incense and indigenous rituals, cleanses the house of trickster spirits, including duendes. In Catholic homes, blessed candles and holy water are used. Instead, you can turn clothes inside out if you're walking in the forest or near water at night. Wearing your shirt inside out is said to confuse duendes, so they can't follow you home.
Speaker 2:Okay, you can use an amulet Wearing your shirt inside out is said to confuse duendes, so they can't follow you home. Okay, okay, you can use an amulet. Some elders recommend carrying a piece of iron, such as a rusty nail, small image of St Michael the Archangel, believed to protect against mischievous spirits. And you can also avoid whistling at night. In many rural areas you're warned never to whistle after sunset, especially near trees or water, as it attracts duendes and gives gives them permission to follow you. Always remember that stop whistling.
Speaker 1:Don't be whistling, I mean in general, don't be whistling in the fort in the woods, bro, that's just uh, that's a real thing. So I know, I said I didn't have any stories, but I just remember a little go ahead, bro, so it's gonna be a little bit of a long episode yo. So uh, this is at my mom's house, so it it snowed one time and, bro, they found little footprints leading to a car and disappearing.
Speaker 2:Oh shit.
Speaker 1:So check this out. Okay, so it had snowed and they didn't realize until I think Chino got home or whatever. But they went out there, bro, literally little, tiny, tiny little footprints, bro, and it showed like where it circled around and walked. And so they, like, they started tracing it. Right, they started tracing where the footsteps First of all. They started tracing where they went.
Speaker 1:So it went from car to car to car and it was at the front tire of a car and, bro, tiny footsteps, bro, like, because they were like, oh, it was at the front tire of a car. And, bro, tiny footsteps, bro, like, like. Because they were like, oh, it's a cat, they're like, no, because you can see, those are cats. Like, those are cat footprints, these are like, bro, you can tell. Like it had little boots on, like you can tell the little thing. So from that car it disappeared, like they had no more footsteps after that. But they started following and it came through a neighbor's house from the woods and those people had like something like that they used to practice, you know they used to deal with some stuff.
Speaker 1:But yeah, bro, they found like little. They found like oh, that one gave me shivers, that one gave me shivers, and remember that one damn, but yeah but a little little footprints. But that was on my mom's house, bro hell.
Speaker 2:No, let me give you one more alright, this is a real life case like people went to go like research, like investigators paranormal investigators went to go investigate the duendes.
Speaker 2:So this was in Tamaulipas in 2008. So in 2008, a paranormal research group called Misterios del Norte, or Mysteries of the North, visited a small ranch in Valle Hermoso. Valle Hermoso, sorry, tamulipas, shit Sorry, tamulitas Tamulipas. After repeated reports from the family living there, they claimed to be terrorized by Duende, which seemed particularly fixated on their young daughter, age six. So the reported activity was toys disappearing or reappearing in impossible places on the roof, inside locked cabinets, tiny muddy footprints appearing in the kitchen and in the girl's bedroom. The girl said she had an imaginary friend named pepito who lived under her bed at night. The girl's hair was braided and it was braided in intricate knots, something neither parent knew how to do. So during the investigation, they found that the well. The team was able to use infrared cameras and motion detectors. On two separate nights they recorded soft tapping, tapping on the windows, with no one outside, a small shadow darting across the room while the girl slept, whispers in a language they couldn't identify. Some believe it was Nahuatl or Totonac, something like that. Yeah.
Speaker 2:So what they ended up doing was they found a local curandera or, like a folk killer, she preferred a limpia burning copal and sprinkling the house with blessed water mixed with ash from a sacred fire. She also instructed the parents to leave candies in a small bowl outside the girl's window, place a red ribbon around her bedpost, but, oh, bury a small iron horseshoe near the front door. Afterward the activity stopped, though. The parents swore they heard faint giggling from the forest behind the house every once in a while. So that's pretty much it. I got plenty more stories, but now we're going to go ahead and end the episode because it's kind of a long one. I know some people don't like the long ones, but we hope you enjoyed it. I don't like the long ones.
Speaker 1:The long ones hurt the big ones hurt.
Speaker 2:The big ones hurt, it's okay, the big ones hurt no. But thanks for listening. Thank y'all for sticking around for these long episodes. It's very much appreciated. Sorry we got them so long, but we we, we want to bring y'all a little bit more of a deep dive. I know we say we usually want to scratch the surface, but it's something that we like, just slowly.
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Speaker 1:So at least at least I know how to fend off like not not go towards certain. At least y'all know how to whistle at night but I mean we'll.
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