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EP 41- Sasquatch Teleports Now?!?! Bring The Dynamite There's A Whale On Shore!!
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Step into the world of cryptids as we unravel the mysteries of Sasquatch! In this episode, we share spine-tingling accounts, explore theories regarding its existence, and discuss the cultural impact this legendary creature has had over the years. From eerie encounters told through generations to Sasquatch’s stature in modern media, we dissect the narratives that have shaped public perception.
We examine the origins of Sasquatch within various cultures, the stories that have persisted, and the evidence (or lack thereof) surrounding sightings. We invite you to think critically about these legends, engage with your own experiences, and ponder the question: Does Sasquatch really exist?
Join us as we also dive into our mysterious Fear:Fact or Fiction segment with the infamous "El Jinete" who said taking money from a stranger is a good idea not us after hearing these accounts and legends.
Lastly we wrap the episode off with quite a bang WE MEAN LITERALLY!! How else are you suppose to get a whole off the shore when its been dead and smelly for a couple days!! Come listen to horrible work related accidents where we try to bring light to the situation and add a little humor!!
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Speaker 3:I see death. Welcome Cosmic Cole family. It's your ho-. Well, it's your co-host Yayo, and it's your boy.
Speaker 2:Reverence. Ah, you already know what time it is on that demon time demon time.
Speaker 3:You already know it's getting a little crazy out here welcome back listeners, welcome back everybody everybody from last episode. I know y'all all here right?
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Speaker 2:I'm gonna keep looking at you.
Speaker 3:But uh, alright, let's get into it.
Speaker 2:How was your week? Ass bro, ass, damn what happened? Disturbing.
Speaker 3:Disturbing.
Speaker 2:No, it wasn't.
Speaker 3:Oh, okay, boring.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, um, let's see this week, mmm, nothing happened, like nothing crazy happened. Okay, okay, it was a little boring, but uh.
Speaker 3:When you get back.
Speaker 2:Oh, the snow, I forgot.
Speaker 3:Oh, okay, yeah, oh, it did snow.
Speaker 2:It did snow like in the morning. Well, because, for all the people out there that are, listening.
Speaker 3:In North Carolina you have all types of weather In one day.
Speaker 2:In one day, we literally had snow first thing in the morning. Yep and.
Speaker 3:Well, it got canceled for me. Oh, for real, uh-huh, because of the storm, the blizzard, the blizzard.
Speaker 2:They said seven inches. Now that was.
Speaker 3:I went out there with my seven inches. It was like two. They came out seven inches, they came out. What you doing?
Speaker 2:Mad master of the snow. No, like I was worried about it being too much snow, like I was, I was worried about it being too much snow and I was like dang Brian got yeah, boss just told me that I was like, I was like fuck, I wasn't ready, I wasn't, I wasn't ready for this.
Speaker 3:You know me thinking, yeah, like prepping, like food yeah, I'm like fuck. I'm stuck, I'm stuck at the house again. You know I was like fuck it, I'm just going to throw it out. Fuck it, fuck it.
Speaker 2:I'm going to just go to sleep every time.
Speaker 3:I get up For real, fuck it. Yeah, that was the plan. Dogs have food.
Speaker 2:I was like you know, as long as they have food, yeah.
Speaker 3:As long as they got food you know that's okay.
Speaker 2:They got to share with me. Finally came to the time where the snow was starting to fall.
Speaker 3:Big ass snowflakes too.
Speaker 2:Big ass snowflakes. It was like a blizzard hit us bro, like the snow was falling big ass flakes, and I was like, wait a minute, it's a lot falling, but that shit not sticking.
Speaker 3:Oh, it wasn't sticking at first.
Speaker 2:It wasn't sticking at first, and then it started piling up in the grass, but it wasn't piling up on the road or anything.
Speaker 3:Not anything, not even the parking lights, just our vehicles, because I don't know what time it was, I just went out there. It was about like two, two, three inches of snow out there I was like damn what the fuck what the?
Speaker 3:fuck they were lying, yeah, but like you said, it wasn't sticking. It wasn't sticking to the road, like it. So I thought, because I don't know, I just thought I was like, oh shit, actually salted the roads or something. I was like, wow, you know, I was like I was impressed. So it was just, it wasn't just sticking nowhere there yeah, it wasn't sticking.
Speaker 2:Oh damn yeah. I was like, bro, fuck bro, I'm fucked, and like throughout the day, like the dude I work with. He was like y'all can go home if y'all don't feel comfortable me living 10 minutes away from the house, I mean working 10 minutes from the house. I was like, yeah, I'm about to head home. I didn't go home, though. I didn't go home. Oh, you didn't go home, no, you can't tell me that.
Speaker 3:But before he's done with that sentence, I'm, I'm already, I'm already gone.
Speaker 2:I'm I'm gone at the parking lot, bro no, I was like no, I took it out, I could thug it out, bro, real shit, real shit they fucked up.
Speaker 3:They could have been home. I know they could've been home. What happened two hours later, bro? What?
Speaker 2:happened. Two hours later, all the snow was gone. Two hours later, that snow was gone. I'm like bro, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 3:Bro, that was the biggest bullshit, if any of y'all weather.
Speaker 2:People Are listening to this episode. Stop lying to me.
Speaker 1:You're a weatherman, not a politician, bro y'all need to stop, bro.
Speaker 3:y'all need to stop causing all this commotion, bro, we will cancel work, you know. I was like fuck, had me scared and everything bro.
Speaker 2:How's the whole?
Speaker 3:hysteria. I went and grabbed food. I said fuck it. And then I don't know I was going to go get food. I was like fuck it, you know I got to eat. I cannot not eat. I go out there everything. I was like fuck you know, I, I gotta eat, I cannot not eat. I go out there everything. I was like what the fuck, what the fuck, how?
Speaker 2:long was I asleep? For what?
Speaker 3:day, is it right? What day is it? But it was gone, but that's it so. Truly north carolina. Shit right there, bro. Truly truly. But damn, bro, so that was, that was your weekend that was pretty much.
Speaker 2:Did I go out? We went to gastonia. Okay, I didn't think they had shit in gastonia, my fault, y'all go out. Yeah, we went to Gastonia oh okay, I didn't think they had shit in Gastonia. My fault, y'all Anybody listening. In Gastonia I didn't know y'all had all them places to eat.
Speaker 3:My fault what they have bro.
Speaker 2:They had Chuck E Cheese's. Chuck E Cheese's I know.
Speaker 3:They still got Chuck E Cheese's yeah.
Speaker 2:I was hype. I was like here yeah, I'm gonna have to move over here to gastonia. How far is that from over here it's like an hour and it's like about two hours, but it's going there. It's like a grown city right now like grown town I don't know how big that but they got stuff, though. They got like a lot of places to eat, at least more than the view. All right, that's.
Speaker 3:That's all you had to say that's all you had to say. More, bro, way more yeah, way more.
Speaker 2:You had steak houses, you had everything I mean to be fair.
Speaker 3:the real don't got nothing. Yeah, it really don't got nothing, whatever you want, you got to go out of town to get it to be fair. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, that makes sense, but how?
Speaker 2:was your week bro.
Speaker 3:My week was okay, it wasn't too crazy, just a little quick, little quick, something that happened at work. So so they ended up putting us close to a home depot, my bank account, I went in there shopping, so so, uh. So I ended up. We ended up forgetting these, these little pieces you know, the things for the stair threads, to to get a perfect copy of their steps. And so we forgot one of the little pieces that we needed in sam's car.
Speaker 3:I was like, fuck it, I'll buy my own since. So that way, because I'm looking right there, we'll be trying to like, buy more tools. So, boss, man has his tools, I have my tools. So we stop every time we switch cars or we switch, uh uh, vehicles. Uh, about half the tools. You forget about half the tools. And so I was like, fuck it, he's just gonna have his tools. If we need something, he can bring it to us. We'll have our tools, I'll have it. You know in the van At all times that we won't gotta go Back and forth, back and forth, perfect.
Speaker 3:So I'm buying, I'm buying the little stair threads, right, we go into Home Depot. We ask someone hey, what can I get these? Go all the way in the back On aisle Like aisle 32, whatever On aisle like aisle 32, whatever it was, me and Jay, we go back there. We're looking Nothing. Nowhere to be found, nowhere in the area that they told us. Let me ask another employee. I ask him he's like bro. He's like I ain't even going to lie to you and he's just all over his shit. I'm like bro. So in the meantime, jay opens up his phone. He's bro. So in the meantime, jay opens up his phone. He's looking up on online and everything. He's like it's saying this in bl or like bw, something like that, almost like that's back wall.
Speaker 3:So we end up going to the back wall, back the back wall. So we, we go all the way back there it was, it was like we were looking for ancient artifact. Bro. We go, we go back there. Everything's like dusty. It's dusty, it's messy, there's no numbers, it's nothing. We literally end up. He's like just like it should be here, it should be right here in this wall. Literally, I just grabbed a box. I just see stuff. As I started grabbing stuff, literally, the first box I grabbed up crumpled up box, bro. It was like it's been there for years. Somebody probably returned that thing two times, but that's what we needed, but that's what we needed, but it was like a whole.
Speaker 3:It was like a whole five minute trip turned into a, uh, about an hour trip trying to try and figure out where, where that thing was, asking different employees where it was and everything. Nobody gave us a straight answer. We had to like look it up on the app, like jay had to look it up himself and and take us, to take us to that, uh, to, to, to the thing. But yeah, that was. And then after that I had to make like six different trips back to home depot. Damn, so it can't ever just be one trip. We had a. We were doing these steps with laminate.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, you told me about those steps.
Speaker 3:Garbage.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 3:What happened? What happened the way they framed it. It was framed for a hardwood step, not a laminate.
Speaker 3:Oh damn so it would have been open on one side. Bro, it took me like a while to actually log in and think about what I should do. I forgot I could just do whatever. I forgot I had free will, bro, I legit forgot I had free will. I was just looking at it but I was stressing on that thing. I was like what do I do here? Boss me, get a man like why ain't y'all done? This is my first time doing this. I had to reframe the, the, the, the, the, the the the one underneath it.
Speaker 3:I had to take it out, make a new one, run into the wall. Whole framing job, bro, right there had to go back to Home Depot, get some 2x4s to put some support on it had to reframe it.
Speaker 3:Bro had to do like bro. I was on low key, low key, low key. We're going crazy with it, but it's cause they want to keep keeping shit cheap, bro. And then the dude he was, he was trying to get on to me cause he was like why did you start? Cause, bro, they got laminate tiles oh, I think.
Speaker 2:I think I've seen that before bro.
Speaker 3:It's crazy, bro. So that's, that's what he had us put in his in the bathroom. I was like that shit's garbage. But but whatever, you know you paying, bro, and then somebody had kicked the, uh, kicked the tub in oh shit so it wasn't straight has how it should be. It was like you could literally see it, because they had already framed it. Somebody had kicked it in, so the tub underneath the section was pushed in damn so he was complaining.
Speaker 3:While that was, I was like, bro, I can't run the piece like that's, that's not square, no more like. Everything else is square, but that's not square, no more like what you want me to do. So I had to just pass on fucked up shit. But bro, that shit's gonna fail. That's when, whenever they try to use that shit gonna fail. But you're gonna keep on noticing it. I know, I know, because I followed the dude on youtube. They'll be talking about inspections and shit. That's what he'd be saying. That's what he'd be saying. So I had to just just do, do what he asked and just get out. I was like, fuck it, fuck I'm done. But yeah, that was my Damn A little crazy bro. A little crazy bro. I forgot I had free will, bro, I forgot I could literally just Do whatever you want, do whatever. Yeah, I forgot about that. I forgot about that. It was a little crazy.
Speaker 2:No, but it's good that you learned, because then yeah that's what Jeremy was telling.
Speaker 3:We were saying, like you know, At least next time we know that At least next time, yeah at least next time, like when we see it Cause, that's Cause they had it angled I was like Next time we just gonna Take that out. Just one straight Straight piece, so it's just, it's just one. It hides into the wall so you don't see the cuts. It's just like a smooth, it's just like a Seamless finish. Crazy, crazy.
Speaker 2:But yeah, that DL, wow. Host Stairmaster. Anybody that wants y'all stairs redone in the North Carolina area. Go ahead and hit up my boy, yayu.
Speaker 3:For quick five bands. You can have whatever you want, really Whatever you want.
Speaker 2:You had like a second story on my one story.
Speaker 3:It's just stairs leading nowhere. I do it, I do it. I know a guy that passed the spec. Now, that was your week then yeah, that was like the craziest. Yeah, that was like the craziest thing Apart from everything was just the typical, typical shit All right, so you already know what time it is.
Speaker 2:It's time for that Cosmic Cove topics and that Fear Factor fiction. Not yet, not yet not yet, so a little rundown of what we're going to talk about today. Mine is the Fear Factor Fiction.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 2:We're going to be talking about. Well, no, let's just break it up. We'll do the first topic and tell them as we go. Okay, okay, you want to lead up to the first one, because I like the way you did it last time.
Speaker 3:You want me to do it like that again.
Speaker 3:If you want, okay, okay. So say this Alright, walking, oh okay. So you're walking in the forest. You're with your dog, your actual dog, not your dog. You're with the dog. You're with the dog El Fidelize, el Fidelize, el Max. And you're walking through a forest. You're just hiking. You're just one of them, dudes, that's just hiking, fucking weirdos. And you're hiking and all of a sudden you hear the dogs are barking. You look over the hill. You see the silhouette of an ape-like creature charging at you, breaking through trees. What you going to do?
Speaker 2:This is our topic of Sasquatch.
Speaker 3:Oh, Sasquatch, I was playing. I recommend it.
Speaker 2:No, but yeah, that's gonna talk, that's gonna be our topic. So sasquatch is also like. Some people theorize it as a gigantopithecus. Okay, gigantopithecus gigantic and that's just pretty much like uh, well, before, before we get to that, but that's just like a ancient ape or like a okay, massive ape from back in the day or whatever oh, like an actual like an actual yeah they. So all right, we'll just take down, well, okay what people think.
Speaker 3:Okay, okay, what you got well we'll tell them what it is.
Speaker 2:Then we'll tell them what people think.
Speaker 3:The theories and everything like that so one of the theories?
Speaker 2:well, the thing about sasquatch. Sorry, I'm all over the place. Sasquatch, also known as Bigfoot, is one of one of the most famous cryptids in North America, folklore Described as a large, hairy ape like creature standing anywhere from six to 10 feet tall and weighing over 500 pounds. Sasquatch is believed to inhabit remote forests, particularly in the Pacific Northwest.
Speaker 3:It's also described as moving silently or also emitting a high-pitched cry as it moves. Footprints have been reported to be up to 24 inches long and 8 inches wide.
Speaker 2:He has a putrid smell too, like a skunky, like a really musky smell. Yeah, really musky.
Speaker 3:You were expecting Dude working all day he's going to be a little musky. Yeah, really musky Musky. You were expecting, you know, hey, dude working all day, you're going to be a little musky Hairy Sweating. And then hairy sweating, running through the forest. You're going to be a little, A little stinky.
Speaker 2:A little stinky, you're going to smell it.
Speaker 3:Just a little bit. You're going to get that little putrid. You know just hint of ass in the air and of cheese. You're gonna smell like cheese. So parmigiano romano. So you know, you're gonna get a hint of that. You smell that in the forest. You might, you might want to get out. You just might want to get out you want to.
Speaker 2:You want, if you smell it, curl up into a ball and roll away like roly-poly. That way he'll be like so confused. Holy shit, that's a big ass, roly-poly.
Speaker 3:Punt, the fuck out bro, I can picture it. I can picture what the, what the fuck breaks your spine twitching like a damn cricket you're the legends die ain't nobody gonna rescue you, fuck so a couple theories about the origin of Sasquatch.
Speaker 2:So they got the well. Some people believe that Sasquatch is like a survival species of an ancient human relative such as Gigantopithecus I think that's how you say it and it's like a massive ape that once roamed Asia and may have migrated to North America via the Bering Land Bridge. Okay, okay, bering Land Bridge.
Speaker 3:So I have a little bit of some go against that. Well, not a go against it, but something that I found as well.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:So here, where should I start? Damn, I have my thing all over the place, ok, so, ok. So folklorist trades a phenomenon of Bigfoot to a combination of factors and sources, including the states, the almas, uh, yeren and yeti in asia, the australian yaoi and creatures in the mythologies of indigenous people, uh, so it's just different. Different cultures have different, uh, their own version of of bigfoot. Uh, but from from from these people, uh, theseists pass down songs and stories about Sasquatch, a supernatural or soliloquium or shapeshifter that protects the land and people. In fact, the Sasquatch is the angelicized version of Sasquatch, which means hairy man in Halkimleum, the Stasis of River Dalek Don't know where the fuck that is which means hairy man in Halkimlayum, the Stasis Upriver dialect. Don't know where the fuck that is, don't know, it's like the Cherokee.
Speaker 2:No, the tribe it's like the Cherokee, it's like a tribe, it's indigenous people. Yes, indigenous people.
Speaker 3:Sorry, but I don't know exactly where they're from. So the word that comes from a mountain, oh, the word comes from a mountain that's called Sasquatch's Tale, the place where the Sasquatch gather, and this was said by Cassie Charlie, a bank counselor, which is an elected, like it's a government position.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:So that's what he said. That's what they believe in. Well, not believe in, but that's where they get their name for Sasquatch. It's like it comes out from their mountain.
Speaker 2:Oh shit.
Speaker 3:Okay, they're saying that that's where Sasquatch is. Back then used to gather and everything. So that's why they gave him that name.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's how they got the name Sasquatch.
Speaker 3:Okay, that makes sense it's from that mountain. They call it the. Where was it? Where was it To Sasquatch's tail? Sasquatch's tail, but yeah.
Speaker 2:So I saw that some of the sightings of, well, some of the places where Sasquatch is most sighted at, was like in a there's like a couple areas you got the Pacific Northwest, you got Northern California.
Speaker 3:The.
Speaker 2:Appalachian or Appalachian, however y'all want to say. Mountains. You got Alaska, texas, oklahoma and Florida.
Speaker 3:Damn. So so in the northwest pacific.
Speaker 2:Northwest that's like washington, oregon, british columbia. It's because they have like dense forests in there yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, that makes sense that's where you would possibly like usually find them out. There's like a remote dense forest yeah and it's crazy because you know we got like national parks and everything have they mentioned anything about y'all like yellowstone or anything like that?
Speaker 3:um, I ain't saying I ain't see anything. I was I'm just asking I have no idea.
Speaker 2:I mean, you got northern california.
Speaker 3:I don't know where exactly I was thinking when you said like I really like, like the forest, like, like, and I know those forests are pretty, pretty protected, whatnot? So in my mind that doesn't be a good place for like a sasquatch, to like till or anything.
Speaker 2:You feel me or in my backyard. I got this thing fenced in. I don't blame sasquatch for moving in back here who's gonna? Have a whole big foot in the back, in the backyard um well, I like the fact that you know they said that he could be like in the appalachian mountains. You know that's tennessee, kentucky, west virginia north carolina, whatever, and it it always crosses my mind like I would love to go through, like the appalachian trails or whatever, and see one not see what I'd like to walk it, but then I'm always like no, because I'm gonna see a skin walker.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna see motherfucking bear.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna see a fucking out of all the cryptids, out of like sasquatch for me is the most elusive or like the one where people always not not that they don't have concrete evidence, but they, they like to fake it. A lot like like back then, uh, with that infamous picture what picture? The dude walking? Well, down, down, they said that it was a dude in the in the gorilla costume that was just walking. It was like the angle of the picture, whatever. And then back then there was a dude in the gorilla costume that was just walking, it was like the angle of the picture, or whatever. And then back then there was a dude that was actually making clay footprints and like he was attaching them to his feet and so he would walk everywhere making it look like it was like a big ass animal, but it was just him doing it. So I'm like I don't know why they want to fake it. Like it's one of those things they wanted to be, so they wanted like but it affects.
Speaker 3:It affects the credibility too because, then, like years later, they omit, like oh no, we was just like uh but I'm like we were just pulling your leg like for real.
Speaker 3:And then this is a video I saw like a long time ago that apparently, like they encountered some people like some because it's always people in the forest you never hear from city like city folks saying this is the only one. But they went to the forest and they were building huts just like camps over there and they got attacked by some. They started getting rocks and trees like bay-ass logs thrown at them like from the trees into the camp area, damn. But they got recording and audio of it, but then they didn't want to say if it was actually true or not. And then by what I was looking like seeing, it was just them. They didn't want to say it was real. But by them not saying that it was real, it was also not confirming that it wasn't fake.
Speaker 3:Okay. So yeah, I just don't know why people always want to. What is it called Fake? The evidence that they got for at least for bigfoot I know I know they do it from other stuff, but at least for bigfoot. I just feel like like why? Why you have to like fake it?
Speaker 2:no, I agree. I agree, I hate that too, but I do like that people are invested into it, like that it does have like a big strong like following community or like whatever to like want to find it, which is nice. I like that. But I do hate that people are faking it to get attention, to get money and all that stuff, Like it's just cool if you're able to find a new species.
Speaker 3:You know what I'm saying. That's cool, yeah, like everybody wants to be the person to find it. Exactly, exactly.
Speaker 2:But you don't got to fake it. But what are some of the, what are some of the habits or the ways of living of the Sasquatch? Do you have anything like that? I don't have any of the habits or, from what I saw, I heard that they were like nocturnal Like they were more like active at night, okay, and have you seen any of the videos where, like you know, you know, they said they like smack the trees and then they'll do like Whoop or some shit like?
Speaker 3:that I've seen those videos, I've heard those and I've heard the audio. But that's the thing, though it could be somebody.
Speaker 2:It could be that Jesse dude that TikTok.
Speaker 3:Jesse dude After I found out Because, bro, I used to be a big Like anything else on YouTube. Yeah, this shit is real. This shit is real.
Speaker 2:Me too Back then as a kid you can't help it. You're so gullible. You can't help it.
Speaker 3:But like I lied to me after people started coming out like nah, we used to like fake the videos, like after that point, like every video you started you started seeing. After that, like you questioned it and I hate it because I want to believe it and like just ride with like, okay, so these people just found the evidence and they upload on youtube.
Speaker 2:Okay, let me believe I'm 100 because it's so, it's legit, it looks like, and then they be acting like they be scared and stuff like I'm like bro, like, like, like wow bro, did you guys hear that right? And then it goes it's not, that's, that's.
Speaker 3:Oh, I hate it, bro. And then these people were saying too, like the, the, the tribe, whatever that, what they believe in, or like their explanation to it, it was like a, which I've heard this before like it was a creature that could walk between this realm and the neck and another.
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, I heard that they were saying that it was like they were given like mystical interdimensional beings or some shit yeah, yeah, something like that, like a plane walk or walk through portals or some shit like that yep, yep, so that's what they're saying, and they actually said that they could uh, they were able to transform into like a tree or rock to hide from people, because they didn't want to be found. So it's the same tribe. It's the same tribe, the uh damn, bro, that's come.
Speaker 2:That's almost like the duende is a little bit. You know, I'm saying that that's what they were like you know, a duende is well, does it, don't?
Speaker 3:it doesn't really.
Speaker 2:Uh, he doesn't transform, but he can run into things they said he can like run into like a tree or something, or like a oh, okay, okay, he could be running yeah and then he'll just like go into the chair leg. You'll see him disappearing into that that's what they say, but we'll leave that for a different, right, but that's more of a.
Speaker 3:I feel like almost like any of these creatures that are cryptids or like Well, the Sasquatch is the only one cryptid-wise that I found is more of a spiritual being that can kind of Because from other cryptids I really haven't found anything that they can kind of go into this plane or walk through this plane and like disappear or like transform, but they used to like uh, believe in them as more of a mythical creatures, like they could, that could really. Just, they don't want to be seen, so you're not gonna see them. Type, type, type shit, like if they want you to see them, they're, you know, you're gonna see it. And that's making me think because, like the people that will claim that they will hear something or will begin an attack from out of nowhere, low key. That makes sense, because how are you not going to see a whole ape throwing a big ass tree or rock at you?
Speaker 2:That is true. I mean, you'd think you would hear like a bunch of rustling or something.
Speaker 3:Some people do, people do. But to lose a whole ape, in a sense, to lose it not to be able to find it, that's kind of crazy, at least in my opinion.
Speaker 2:I saw that. Another habit that they do have is, like you said, they throw rocks. They're out at night. It says they have an omnivorous diet, so they eat like berries nuts fruit. They said that they could be like found in caves, though. Well, they think that Sasquatches are deep in the caves.
Speaker 3:Oh, okay, so they're hiding out in caves and stuff.
Speaker 2:That's what some people think. But then you have like the cave divers.
Speaker 3:The whole video.
Speaker 2:Where all our cave divers Right, we're all our cave.
Speaker 3:Is that what they never? We never find cave divers Because Sasquatch eats them.
Speaker 2:Sasquatch eats them. They turn into Sasquatches themselves.
Speaker 3:Holy shit.
Speaker 2:There you go. I just debunked the whole thing, he just debunked it.
Speaker 3:I just solved it. Sorry, he just did y'all work for y'all. You're welcome believe in sask, much so.
Speaker 3:Okay, so I need the answer. Like I said, like, tell me that, no, just joking. I want to, like, cut it in my, in the bottom of my heart. You wanted to be real, I want every cryptid to be real. I want you know, I, I want to believe in all that. But it's just the fact that I have there's more evidence of people saying, yeah, we, we faked it, or, like, you know, we faked it, whatever. But there's more of that. And then you got the people that just stand by them saying that, no, I seen it and they have no evidence, so they don't have you know, it just be conflicting with my emotions, but I want to believe it so bad.
Speaker 3:I just want somebody to just give me just one, just one little piece of like concrete evidence. Cause then the FBI was actually involved in this too. Oh, were they? They were actually looking for for the Sasquatch. They even had. What they were saying was was a hair sample from the Sasquatch. Years later they came out and said it was just deer hair.
Speaker 2:That's what they want you to think. Okay, that's what they want y'all to think. They found him. They were like nah. They said you know what? He slipped us a 20. He said look the other way. So we just looked the other way. I don't blame them. I would have done the same thing. A 20 is a 20.
Speaker 2:20 and 20 is so all right, so there is some stories. Then let's see how the stories make you feel. Okay, okay about uh, uh, the whole, uh, sasquatch thing. Okay, okay, so this is called the alaskan killer bigfoot. This was in portlock, alaska, in the 1900s. Okay, so an entire town, portlock in alaska, was reportedly abandoned due to a violent sasquatch-like creature known as nantinake. Hunters and villagers disappeared, with some bodies found mutilated.
Speaker 2:Oh, to this day, people fear visiting the location. So let me give you a little bit of history about the place. Okay, so portlock, also known as port chatham, is an abandoned settlement located on the southern tip of Alaska's Kenai Peninsula. Established in the early 20th century, it once thrived as a cannery and mining town. However, by the 1950s, the town was mysteriously abandoned, with local legends attributing the exodus to a malevolent creature known as Nantinake, often described as a Bigfoot-like entity. Nantinake often described as a bigfoot like entity.
Speaker 2:Okay, so the area was named after captain nathaniel portlock, who arrived in the region in 1785. Early accounts from his expedition noted the remnants of an abandoned native village, with no clear explanation for his desertion. Over a century later, in the early 1900s, portlock was established as a hub, as a hub for the fishing and cannery industry. Despite its economic potential, the town faced a series of unexplained events that instilled fear amongst its residents. But this is where it's gonna get crazy. Right like that. You know, that was just a little build-up. No, that was just like the build-up. You know the?
Speaker 1:dude got there yeah he made like the town or whatever but he had, like the old native peoples, like, like their stuff, but it was like all abandoned or whatever yeah, yeah so this is where it's, this where it starts happening.
Speaker 2:So throughout the 1920s and 1930s, reports emerged from hunters and gold miners venturing into the mountains surrounding portlock only to vanish without a trace. Some bodies were reportedly found mutilated, suggesting violent encounters. Residents spoke of large mysterious tracks and sightings of a hairy, man-like beast in the nearby forest. These incidents forested a growing sense of dread, leading to the town's abandonment by 1950. Damn again. But there's also witness accounts. Okay. So while official police reports from that area are scarce or non-existent, oral histories and local legends have preserved accounts of the creature. The indigenous Alutik people have long spoken of Nantinake, a formidable hairy being that inhabited the region. In recent years, descendants of Portlock's original inhabitants have recounted stories passed down through generations detailing encounters with the mysterious creature. My father thought they were going to have more.
Speaker 3:No you're good, you're fine, but I can see Word of mouth. They're keeping the story Well, okay though Word of mouth.
Speaker 2:Sometimes people add a little bit of flavor to it, bro, Okay.
Speaker 3:I understand that, but I'll tell you this.
Speaker 2:Go ahead.
Speaker 3:It's a small village. My fault, I didn't mean to cut you off, no, no, no, it's perfect. It's a small village.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't be saying, like to be fair, like what are you going to benefit?
Speaker 3:from no, yeah, exactly what you going to benefit from when you're selling these. You know, quote, unquote, tall tales. Because, first of all, the new generation gonna think or like whatever generation. They're gonna think you're crazy for like, like, why you believe that. So already, right there you, you're at a disadvantage against the whole village, the few people that believe you, you know they're gonna believe you, though there are other people that don't. You know they don't. So you gain nothing from telling these stories. You gain nothing for keeping these stories alive if it wasn't like an actual like warning or like a way to tell people like well, these are people live there, like, yeah, you know, these stuff could happen, these stuff has happened in the past. So that that's just.
Speaker 2:That's just, that's just the way I see so all right, let me put it to you like this say you were in the town, right, okay, you were like uh you weren't necessarily the miner or the hunter, but you were a person. I'm just there, right, I'm just a village person. How would you feel if you heard stories like what goes through your mind if you hear okay, I'm a village like a regular, just village.
Speaker 3:Regular smuggler, dude, regular smuggler, not a hunter.
Speaker 2:You know I'm not a fighting you're not a fighting dude, just I'm like a carpenter type shit, carpenter, you know okay occasionally what five times a day.
Speaker 3:This is a regular dude. This is a regular dude. Empty, empty ball dude. Okay, someone with a clear conscience. I hear you stinking Straight, nothing else on my mind. I done busted five nuts before I went to work that day, just drained Thirsty. I'm a thirsty motherfucker out there. Okay, look, I'm going to be honest, bro, I'm going to be honest. I could go for six. But if I'm just a regular village person, just a town folk, and you start hearing people saying and let's be honest, let's be honest.
Speaker 3:Towns back then, they're not like you know. You're walking two steps down the you know, and you in the middle of the woods, you know, or like away from somebody else, bro, my love, that's where my house be. My house be the furthest away from everybody, where nobody can hear me scream. And I start hearing those stories. Bro, I'm not going to, bro, I'm going to be moving. I'm going to be moving like way, I'm going to be moving pernode. But I'm going to have to pull into my house, bro, I'm not going down to the shop, I'm turning my whole house into a shop. Bro, to be fair, bro, if I start hearing this and you know, it's probably the old lady that's lived there her whole life telling me the story, bro, worse, yet they're not even telling me, she's telling someone else. Like I just saw it. Like I saw it last week it killed, saw it. Like I saw last week he killed he killed nothing, you know touch it.
Speaker 3:No, and you know they found his body mutilated.
Speaker 2:But my mind I'm next bro, hey, who's gonna let that paranoia get?
Speaker 3:to them. It may be paranoia, or it might just save my life, bro that is true, because some dude out there. You know the head, not the head teeth. Usually they be thinking, but like some young bug out there trying to prove the hunch or whatever. My mouth, you know, goes out there.
Speaker 3:Cuerpazo, cuerpazo de Dios. I go out there and kill it and you know he gets arrogant with that shit Talking about. You know there's nothing but old lady stories and shit. And he goes out there and he goes missing and then he just finds his body all fucked up hanging from a tree, bro, just halfway eaten. And here I am all permed on. Everybody like nah, it wasn't the Bigfoot, it was some. What else Caught this dude? We have no ops. There's nobody. There's not another village who caught him. Put him up 20 feet up in the tree, deep gashes.
Speaker 2:That's not anything that happened in none of these reports or anything.
Speaker 1:We just speculated, we just like, if that was the scenario.
Speaker 3:You know, I'm not bro. I'm either staying at my crib or I'm staying at the shop, bro, where everybody else is at, where everybody else can hear me scream. I'm screaming, I don't give a fuck. I. Well, everybody else can hear me scream, but I'm screaming, I don't give a fuck. I scream Backfoot, backfoot. Ah, I scream. I let the town folk know. And now I'm saying it myself, because that's where you fuck up. Sometimes you scream too much and you stay there. You got to scream and run. Oh yeah, that is true, because then it's goingicking, running bro, running, just motherfucking, in the middle of town. A rock, a rock, he's waiting, you know, and some dude going who put this rock here, this rock never been here, but all the commotion, nobody going to hear him. So you know he going to do, you know.
Speaker 2:He's going to why everybody?
Speaker 3:why everybody turning around talking about hey, bro Rock been here the whole time. Rock gonna grab that, throw him gone, he dead, he dead now and it's. And then he's gonna wait till night time and then attack.
Speaker 2:And then come get you.
Speaker 3:And then come, get me because I was on that screen To be fair. Look paranoia. It keeps you alive. Being scared is a human trait. You're going to be scared. It keeps you alive for a reason.
Speaker 2:All right, so you would go, you would listen to what all the people are saying, then, yeah, that's back then.
Speaker 3:Now nowadays.
Speaker 2:Switch that motherfucking.
Speaker 3:Pull up with the 50 Beowulf on that. Ha ha, ha ha. Light him up.
Speaker 2:Napalm all over the All over the Napalm the whole force, the whole force.
Speaker 3:You already got Pine trees in there, that shit. Oh yeah, every rock, every tree getting burnt. Nah, I'm just playing Bro Now. I'm just like bro, I ain't gonna fuck with that, I'm not. I'm not one of those dudes that go out there looking for it. You know the ones that actually going out there looking for it. You know props to y'all, because I'm not Furthest I go. I go into a haunted house, that's as far as I go. All right, you're talking about a whole creature that has eluded civilization for I don't know how long. All we got is stories. We can't find no concrete evidence.
Speaker 3:We're talking about the hide and seek champion. Hide and seek champion FBI been looking.
Speaker 2:FBI don't? Osama got nothing on Bigfoot, bro On Sasquatch.
Speaker 3:Bro, nothing on him, bro. Fbi, don't be missing. Fbi be finding motherfuckers. That's they good at that they good you telling me you can't find a big old monkey In the wild, in the wilderness?
Speaker 2:Come on now.
Speaker 3:Come on now.
Speaker 2:Y'all already got the reports, just comb the area, that's it.
Speaker 3:That's all y'all have to do, just comb it, get it combed. I'm just playing.
Speaker 3:But yeah, some creatures out here, some of these Bigfoot is not one of the ones I'm trying to like fuck around, find out, type shit, that's not one of the ones I'm trying Because there's a high possibility it might not be nothing. I go out there in the forest and nothing happens. And then there's also a big possibility that there is something, and what the fuck am I going to do against it? If that motherfucker wants to eat you and you're in the middle of the forest, what the fuck are you going to do against it? What are you going to do? You're going to die. That Glock 19x is not gonna get through that motherfucker, but I don't, I don't care how many rounds you put in.
Speaker 2:Look, if he's got a reproductive system. He's going down bro, okay, okay going down just two in the nuts okay, take a sip of my whiskey and I got instant dead eye, like uh, like, what's his name? Uh, arthur? Arthur, yeah, from red dead. Redemption Arthur, yeah, from Red Dead.
Speaker 3:Redemption Right. Just put the X's all over here. Look, that's just look, it's just Mothman. I might hunt down a Mothman. I might you feel me.
Speaker 2:A whole creature that flies.
Speaker 3:Okay, but he flying, but like, but like, he flying though.
Speaker 1:And he's just a bad omen.
Speaker 3:And he's just a bad omen, bro. We did the research. It's just a bad omen. And he's just a bad omen, bro. We did the research. It's just a bad omen. He's been on the Berlin Wall. Somebody took our work already.
Speaker 2:He was there in New York City watching the two towers fall.
Speaker 3:He's just there, bro. This motherfucker be throwing Bro. He throw a whole log at you Throwing shit like a quarterback bro.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying, bro, this a whole log, bro.
Speaker 3:I can't fuck with no Sasquatch bro, Not no Sasquatch.
Speaker 2:I'll give them that, bro. So what would you put the threat level of Sasquatch at?
Speaker 3:Threat level like okay, this is if it's real. Though If it's real.
Speaker 2:If it's real. If it's real if it's lower accurate.
Speaker 3:Motherfucker Level. Level Level nine, because what if 50?
Speaker 2:male wolf could take him down. I'd give him like an eight or nine.
Speaker 3:Right, because he's so elusive. He's so elusive, I don't know Like. Nobody shot at him. Strong, nobody, strong, strong.
Speaker 2:According to like. If all this is true, According to these reports are true, he's strong as shit bro.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 2:He's a strong motherfucker.
Speaker 3:He can throw shit, you know. And then last thing you want is a boulder getting perfectly spiraled at your ass, bro.
Speaker 1:That's the last thing.
Speaker 3:You're not catching that. No interception on that shit. You fucked, just missed you talking to your buddy, then your buddy just there by himself, and this is your shoes right there. You gone, you gone, and then we don't have reports of anybody shot it. I know people have said the shot at it but then later they said, nah, we ain't know what we're shooting now, like it was just a bear.
Speaker 2:So it's the men in black that make this so okay, I don't know, y'all tell me me though.
Speaker 3:Okay, now you got me thinking.
Speaker 2:Nah, I'm just joking. I don't know. Maybe I don't know For real. Maybe, Maybe you never know.
Speaker 3:But as far as we can tell, nobody's shot at it, so we don't know what kind of cartridge we need. We'll let elephant gun take it down.
Speaker 2:That shit would take it down. Bro. You think elephant gun would take it down? It's got to. It takes down a whole elephant, but that's an elephant though Bruh an elephant weighs way more. It's way taller.
Speaker 3:Okay, but elephant doesn't turn into a rock.
Speaker 2:That shit would fucking put a dick in that rock. Dick Ew ew Split a boulder in half. I think I don't fucking know.
Speaker 3:But. But that's the thing though. Cause, cause the Sasquatch. It's like a little mystical, bro it it has. Take this out, bro, you shoot at it, right Ha?
Speaker 2:They said it's 6 to 10 feet tall, 500 pounds and it slips through Through time and space, bro.
Speaker 3:Alright, it slips Also Also.
Speaker 2:Kakashi shit.
Speaker 3:Just slips, you feel. Who said like?
Speaker 2:Obito.
Speaker 3:Slips Like Obito Sniffs into the tree.
Speaker 2:Gone bro Sasquatch, motherfucking the dude with Shotting guns, using Kamui Bro, put your Hold your juice.
Speaker 3:You shoot at this man For the rest of your life, always miss it. No, you always hit him, but he still kills you. And then coals Come out of your body. And I'm just playing so. That's all I'm saying, bro, it's a little mystical, it's a little crazy. Can an elephant gun take down a Sasquatch?
Speaker 2:Bro, elephant gun it's going to do. If an elephant gun could take down a silverback gorilla for sure, okay, okay, okay, it's going to take out Bigfoot?
Speaker 3:Okay, but what you do? If you hit it, it don't die, it just keeps running at you. You shoot again.
Speaker 2:That's why you got two barrels.
Speaker 3:I couldn't bro. What would you do, bro? What would you do back then?
Speaker 2:Look, if I was in a village, if it was me and you, we'd go hunting.
Speaker 3:To be fair you would hype me up enough.
Speaker 2:I have yet to see something survive an explosion. They said it was a mining city, so they have dynamite. So all you have to do is literally put a clock on a, on a.
Speaker 3:Oh you talking about you, talking about the mining town I was talking about, like when the natives were there at first oh well, when the natives were there that's what I thought you were thinking about. Because the Miners? I would hype everybody up. Let's go kill this fucker.
Speaker 2:Let's go get him. Let's go get him. He just killed Reggie. He just killed Reggie. He just killed he who walks in the sky. Let's go get him. Fuck Crow Now he literally walks in the sky.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he just killed Crow. He just killed Crow, fuck, see. But now you're talking about, like the time when the miners were there. The miners were there.
Speaker 2:Because they said that they had accounts of people missing Right From the miners too, yeah, going missing. Then they said if they did find them they were like mutilated and stuff like that. But in all fairness it could have been like a bear or anything.
Speaker 3:It.
Speaker 2:It could have been like a bear or anything. It could have been a bear, but I feel like you would hear a bear. I wish there was like a forensic. We need an expert in bears. We need Joe Rogan, the number one expert in bears bro Right number one expert in bears, to tell us how bears lose marks.
Speaker 3:Because you're not going to confuse grizzly bear marks, or any type of bear marks, with the big humanoid Sasquatch. You're not going to. Those are two different type of paws, bro. Those are two different. I don't feel like they would be saying all of that, or I feel like they wouldn't let them hype it up. Hey, stop, what the fuck are you saying? Y'all found big footsteps. Those were clearly, you know, bare footsteps. You know, I don't see why that part of like the story would change or like why one side will prevail over the other. You know, I feel like if they're saying it's big Sasquatch, it's big humanoid figure or whatever, I'll give it to them. I feel like that's what they were seeing.
Speaker 2:But yeah, I don't think it'd be a bad, though I don't no, I don't think so either, but I'm sure there's something out there. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 3:I hope somebody finds it not a hope somebody finds it gets good evidence, makes it back safely.
Speaker 2:Yeah no, I told, I told everybody I know. I was like, if I win the lottery, say it's like cool, $500, $300 million.
Speaker 3:What you want to do, bro.
Speaker 2:Bro, I'm finding Bigfoot.
Speaker 3:You're finding Bigfoot, I'm finding Bigfoot. What you doing? You're going to hold expeditions, hold.
Speaker 2:ATVs, hold expeditions, armored vehicles Bro, I'm crushing through everything. Bro, I'm finding this man Okay.
Speaker 3:Oh you on some Jack Black from King Kong.
Speaker 2:I'm going to have them, shackles, tied to his legs, his calves and dragging him back to the town.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, he trying to make an example out of here.
Speaker 2:Old cat, Y'all better hope I don't win that lottery.
Speaker 3:All you activists out there, yeah don't find me, give this man some money. The Dolphins, the Dolphins. I've been fucking.
Speaker 2:Dolph, dolphins fucking everything. All my batteries that I have from this operation are getting thrown directly into the ocean. Who's going to stop me?
Speaker 3:What activist?
Speaker 2:He's Pharaoh, y'all he's Pharaoh. No, no, I'm just joking y'all. I don't know though, bro, like you said, I'd like to believe and say that it's real and true, but, like you said, with so much proof, this proof given to people is like evidence things. It is kind of a little daunting.
Speaker 3:That's my only thing. And the FBI thing, that's what we're really like, we're supposed to trust in y'all. You know like, trust you, oh, you don't trust the FBI, you don't trust the federal burial investigation.
Speaker 2:There is a pretty cool thing about it. There is something y'all could watch about the Portlock thing. So interest in Portlock's eerie past has persisted in the 21st century. In 2021, the Discovery Plus series Shout out our sponsor.
Speaker 3:No, I'm just joking.
Speaker 2:Alaskan killer Bigfoot documented an expedition to the abandoned town led by local descendants. The team aimed to uncover evidence of Nantinake and determine if the area could be safely resettled. The series featured interviews with historians and locals shedding light on the enduring legends surrounding Portlock. Despite these investigations, concrete evidence of Nantinake's existence remained elusive. The tales of Portlock serve as a compelling chapter in Alaska's rich tapestry of folklore, blending indigenous legends with modern accounts to create a narrative that continued to captivate and mystify.
Speaker 3:Okay, okay.
Speaker 2:So they did do like a whole documentary. So y'all want to go check it out and everything On the Discovery channel.
Speaker 3:Okay, okay, might have to check it out and everything On the Discovery Channel, mm-hmm, okay, okay, might have to check it out. I remember seeing one where it was like a weed weed. Now, what was this? Was this on the History Channel? I think it was the History Channel. It was weed farmers and they were saying they were getting attacked by oh, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3:They were going to tell you about Sasquatch, but I'm like, I've seen some big hairy Mexicans before, some Italians, some Italians, and I would rob you too. If you just had your butt out there in the middle of the wilderness, I'd dress up as a Bigfoot and just steal your shit too. That's just me, though that's just me.
Speaker 2:I ain't saying everybody like that, but so so some like technological advances or like some legislative recognition about bigfoot was uh recently, in february 2025 this month, california assembly member chris rogers introduced assembly bill 666 hold on posing bigfoot as the state's official cryptid. So this legislative California.
Speaker 3:this Get the fuck out of here, California.
Speaker 2:So this legislative move aims to acknowledge the cultural significance of Bigfoot, especially in regions like Del Norte, sonoma, the Trinity counties, which have rich history reported sightings, the trinity counties, which have rich history reported sightings, and for the aspect of like technological advancements, like modern technology that they're using to try and find bigfoot. People set up like trail cameras, audio recording devices, people use drones, uh, dna analysis and stuff like that to try and find evidence on evidence on back foot.
Speaker 3:Okay, so I mean at least they're moving, but is that just california that's doing that like?
Speaker 2:all that I feel like like in general, yeah okay but, california's trying to make it just the state cryptid because you got to think about it now, like back then, like, let's say, 2010, 2015, not everyone had security cameras you're right, but since, like everybody, like like companies, have made cameras more accessible and affordable. I guess affordable like for people like you got ring, you got like uh uh yeah, you have more.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you have more security, you have more people that have like cameras that, yeah, you're right, you're like more likely to find something now that makes sense, yeah so I'm hoping there's like evidence that like somebody just finds or has just, give me a silhouette of a motherfucker walking in the woods.
Speaker 3:That is not your husband. Your friend, don't tell me five years. I'll shoot your ass if you tell me five years later that it was just. It was just your best friend dressed up as a as a with this wookie suit on whatever walking through don't.
Speaker 2:Is there anything else you had about a bigfoot like any?
Speaker 3:no, that was anything like that.
Speaker 2:Theories no, um uh I could tell you about some organizations that are out there okay so you got like the bigfoot field research organizations, or known as the bfro which established in 1995, the bfro is one of the oldest and most extensive groups dedicated to investigating bigfoot sightings across north america. They maintain a comprehensive database of reports and conduct field expeditions to gather evidence, okay, which I find pretty cool, like I said, yeah, there's a whole go ahead.
Speaker 3:That's the you're gonna find, bro, with that three mil, three mil when you win that three mil, no.
Speaker 2:I'm doing it myself. You're going to make your own one? No, because, bro, I feel like if I had the funds, they'd just be buying shit like houses and stuff.
Speaker 3:Really, that's what I would do. Really, I can't even blame them.
Speaker 2:I can't even I got to find. I got to get high power, military grade weapons all terrain vehicles okay, hover bike drone. I need all that. You need a helicopter jetpack.
Speaker 3:You need a jetpack Iron man suit Iron man.
Speaker 2:Suit Jarvis.
Speaker 3:Jarvis find Bigfoot because I mean what's like? That's the thing, though like, okay, you find it, what am I going to do?
Speaker 2:what you going to do.
Speaker 3:I know you want to shackle it up. No, I was just joking. Oh, you were just joking. Oh, okay, I would try until.
Speaker 2:I'll shackle it, I'll fucking catch it, because I know it's fucked up and it's not humane to capture it and throw it into.
Speaker 3:That's exactly what I'm doing as an exhibit. That's exactly what I'm going to do the cattle prod.
Speaker 2:I just want to take a selfie, I just want to create, I just want to be the one that bridges that gap that we have.
Speaker 3:You would say yeah, I found them and just let them go into nature.
Speaker 2:Go back into nature, okay. But I'm going to tell them to hit me up. Follow me on Instagram. Follow Cosmic Cove on.
Speaker 3:Instagram. You got a Facebook Sasquatch. He goes out there with glasses.
Speaker 2:I feel like it'd be pretty cool To like At least Prove that they're real, prove that they exist.
Speaker 3:What I actually have to capture In all that. Just use one Concrete evidence Showing that it's that it exists.
Speaker 2:If I gotta, tranquilize and put my Boot. Put my boot on his neck and tell him Don't move or I'll put your fucking brains all over this. Then that's what I gotta do. Smile for the fucking camera, bitch. Show your teeth on TikTok love. Thank you for the roses. 10 galaxies, wow don't hit that.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna hit that. Go hit the clicker, I'm gonna hit it like what's his name?
Speaker 2:Spiderman, new York Spiderman.
Speaker 3:New York Spiderman. Wow, thanks for the roses. Oh, the npc, the spider-man, npc, whatever, it's good while I'm finding bigfoot, but I don't know.
Speaker 2:Y'all let us know like, let us know any crazy stories or any things that y'all have about bigfoot, any fun facts or? Any knowledge that y'all might have that we didn't discuss about right, I didn't.
Speaker 3:I'm not not this time. I didn't have any stories or anything like that, just for the fact that I can't no, because anybody could have stories about that. And then how do you know because I really don't know how to do this, because you know, like ghost stories, you can kind of distinguish a little bit of like they're telling the truth, like depending, because sometimes they'd be caught up in too many of the wrong details.
Speaker 2:I'm like, okay, so they just in all fairness, though you know, teddy roosevelt did say he saw a bigfoot oh, did he, yeah, so god.
Speaker 2:They said there was like, um, he wrote a book. It was called the wilderness hunter. He said he wrote about two trappers who were stalked by a large bipedal creature in the 1800s. One trapper was allegedly killed by the beast, which left strange tracks. There's some shit like, yeah, there's something like that. I don't know, though, I mean, if he saw something like that, because you know he was into like he was a hunter, he was a big hunter.
Speaker 3:He stayed out there. Yeah, you right on that, he was actually out there. He was out like mark zuckelberg.
Speaker 2:What, what he doing? Uh, when he was on the joe rogan podcast and he was like, oh you know, I was out there with my bow like bow hunter or something like that, and he was like oh, what bow do you have? He's like oh, I can't remember what kind it is.
Speaker 3:Line up. Someone had to set him up, bro, if he a jaw fire inside the house and fuck up the warranty, he not a real bow man.
Speaker 2:Right he not a real bow person?
Speaker 3:like me, I'll be pulling the out of my crossbow, I mean out of my uh bow and arrow. Wow, first I want to do it everybody listen, I know he I don't go.
Speaker 2:I paid for that. Now you that have warranty on it dude, hit that that split.
Speaker 3:This should break your uh spin of things, oh it oh dude oh snap your stuff.
Speaker 2:That's why you're not supposed to do it.
Speaker 3:I do it anyway because it's cool.
Speaker 2:Ho savage bro Ho savage, you need to be out there with Bigfoot Nah, but I guess that's going to lead into our next subject. Y'all already know what time it is.
Speaker 1:It's time for that Go ahead. Fear, is it all in your mind?
Speaker 2:Or could it be real? Welcome fear, fact or fiction. That's right. It's time for that. Fear, fact or fiction, time for that spookiness. That that's scary, scary, spooky. So you want to lead into this one and, okay, let me do the same thing if you want to lead into this one and, okay, I'm gonna do the same thing if you want, but I like it.
Speaker 3:I like it. Okay, okay, okay, all right, let me check it out. Okay, do that, thing, I like okay, so for this one let me just preface a little bit. So what, I sent y'all message what? What did you? Uh, without spoiling what it is right now, nah, go ahead.
Speaker 2:Sport, go ahead, go ahead. Okay. So today's subject is a mex folklore creature, not creature, entity or supernatural being, whatever y'all want to call it. For me, I thought of El Charro Nego. Okay, I want to. Okay.
Speaker 3:But Because what I understood it's essentially what he is. Yeah, it's essentially what it is. What I understood, or the stories that I had with it were different than what I found online, so it was different. So I was like how we throw? I was like I found the Charro Negro one too. That's the one I found, but to the story I have doesn't line up totally With the Jinete or with the Charro Negro.
Speaker 2:I think of it as the jinete and what it's showing up is the charroneiro over the jinete so well, it's essentially like this I want to say the same thing, but that's what I was saying, but it's just the description that they gave was like it was just a little different.
Speaker 3:So okay, so I heard y'all a little bit, so let me just do the thing. Yeah, sorry y'all, so let me just do the thing, brother, it's like right quick so.
Speaker 2:Do that thing on like Do the roar.
Speaker 1:So Love you, daddy.
Speaker 3:So you walking down the street, it's late at night, you just been out drinking, partying with your friends. They tell you hey, we'll take you to the house, nah, I'm going to walk. So you decide to go. Real G shit. Real G shit. You just walking and all of a sudden you hear Motherfucker pull up on you.
Speaker 2:Woohoo, that's some crazy sound effects right there.
Speaker 3:And he looks at you and he hands you. He's like, do this, and it's a bag of gold. I ain't telling no. And then he asked you again and this time you're going to tell him no when you look up at him and it's a skeleton face and he's on the back, and now you?
Speaker 2:run home that's exactly how it sounds. Oh, that's what you're gonna hear.
Speaker 3:That's exactly what you're gonna hear right and it's just. It's just us running joking shit the wrong way back to the bar, but uh yeah, that's gonna.
Speaker 2:It's gonna be el jinete also known as like uh el charro negro, a black rider, whoa like kind of like, um, like, imagine like a hooded figure. We're not a hooded figure, but like imagine ghost rider. Yeah, imagine ghost right on horse without the flames. Without the flames. Like we said before, this is like a latin america folklore, particularly in mexico and other spanish-speaking regions. Uh, do you want to describe what it is, or whatever? Yeah, so, uh, do you want to describe?
Speaker 3:what it is, or whatever. Yeah, so my bad, this is the way I have my nose. Okay, so I'm going to give you just a little rundown. The Tattler appears at dusk and streets and lonely sidewalks, always looking for a pedestrian to whom to offer gold coins, which he takes out, a small bag that he always carries around the waist. He's a tall, elegant-looking man.
Speaker 3:So different ways to describe him Elegant looking man In an impeccable black suit Made up of a jacket, a shirt, tight pants and a wide brim Hat. One that's in the desert night, in the lonely stretches that join the little things that In Mexico, his horse he's on a Huge Jet black horse. In other versions, tocharo is. It's on a huge jet black horse. In other versions, the charro is like a demonic figure. They say he has red eyes, with the face hidden by its hat, riding on a horse with eyes like red hot coal and steam emitted from mouth when breathing. The elegant one I found was more towards women. That's what that woman would see. They would see like an elegant figure Men, depending on what they did, or they're drunk or whatever. They would see it more like a demonic figure, or they would see it just as a regular uh uh, man in all black on the black horse.
Speaker 2:Yeah so what I saw like tells about it was el jinete negro. Originates from colonial times when spaniards rule well, when spanish rule influence indigenous beliefs, so the figure is often linked to the conquistadors, medieval spanish knights or even demonic figures.
Speaker 2:It's associated with punishment or revenge. Some theories suggest that the legend arrives from european myths of a headless horseman or spectacle spectral riders blending with indigenous supernatural beliefs. The jinete negro is sometimes considered a guardian of hidden treasures, much like el tio in bolivian mind focal, where others see it. Others see it as an omen of death, akin to the Grim Reaper, warning that these encounter oh, no warning those who encounter it of impending misfortune.
Speaker 3:I see that. Yeah, I see that. The fact that you said without the head, I was looking for that so hard because that's a story to have with it a little bit, but I couldn't find one that was just saying like without the head, I can't find it. I can't find the one where he was like just an elegant looking dude or demonic version, but not one that was specifically telling me without a head.
Speaker 2:So I'm glad, I'm glad you got you, you got that in there yeah, like you said, he's a dark figure running a black horse, sometimes skeletal or armored, like you said, often appearing at night. Either has no face or skull forehead. Sometimes they said that it vanishes suddenly, leaving like that's the print scorched into the ground, oh, scorched into the ground.
Speaker 3:I've heard, well, yeah, I've heard that they also said, um, like like you said that it just vanishes, like after you tell it no, or like that you don't like want to interact with it, it'll just, it'll just disappear, like literally, and people like turn around and it, you know it's not there and it's just like a long, long street, so there's no way it could, uh, disappear or anything like that.
Speaker 2:At least that quick, yeah. Yeah, so I saw that el jinete negro. Well, the jinete negro is most commonly reported in like rural, rural, mexico, okay. Mexico, okay yep. Like in Oaxaca, guanajuato, jalisco, parts of Central South America like Guatemala, argentina, chile.
Speaker 3:I was going to say Veracruz. Veracruz, that's where my parents are. Yeah, that's at least where mom says they've seen it.
Speaker 2:They say it's most commonly like. You most likely see them, like around cemeteries, crossroads or places of tragedy okay, okay that's what I saw yeah, no, no, yeah, no, that's fine.
Speaker 3:Um, all right, god, uh, okay, he does not ignore men. Uh, he offers friendly conversations, but apparently, according to this, he has a preference in women and that he likes to seduce women into running away with them, uh, on his horse. Uh, apparently, so if the woman decides to go with them, they'll be lost. They'll be lost forever oh shit and that that's just like the. You can say the punishment, whatever for the woman, but yeah they, they just kind of disappear without nobody.
Speaker 2:Uh just disappear without a trace and uh.
Speaker 3:So yeah, basically the same thing, also, just different people just different regions have, like their own, little variations of the story, or what not?
Speaker 3:uh, so a little bit of like what it could be. Apparently he came from a humble country family, but his, uh, his ambition was so great that he always liked to be well dressed, even if he ran out of money to eat. After getting tired of his misery, the man invoked the devil, who answered his call and offered him immense amounts of money and riches in exchange for his soul, to which the man accepted. According to the story, the man tried to escape from his death on his horse and with a bag full of gold and coins, so the devil would not take it from him. However, he was caught and from then on he was condemned to wander in the bones and dressed as a child to collect him from the devil's debtors. So that one kind of lined up a little bit with.
Speaker 2:How he?
Speaker 3:became what?
Speaker 2:he is what he is.
Speaker 3:It kind of reminds me of Ghost Rider, almost in a sense.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this is essentially where y'all got Ghost Rider from.
Speaker 3:Essentially, I stole it, don't be honest. Essentially, essentially.
Speaker 2:I did see some theories about it or interpretations about seeing El Jinete. Well, the Jinete Negro, well, some accounts say the Jini negro warns travelers of dangers ahead. Oh shit, and people who like, heed the warnings, like mostly avoid, like, accidents or death. Others people say, like others believe in the ghost of a conquistador, or spanish soldier who committed crimes is now doomed to wander to earth, okay, okay other people say it could be like the devil in disguise, like in certain christian. The jineti negros consider their form a saint, tempting or misleading lost souls.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I've heard that too.
Speaker 2:Then you have, like, the guardian of hidden treasures, so somebody that like guards the treasure or whatever, like a spirit.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:Or like a curse of the treasure.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what some people say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:You have? You have any stories about? I got, uh, I got three stories right. Quick, let me tell you this one right and I'll tell you my mom's in this other story. Um, so this was back in 1966.
Speaker 3:Don abundi abundio rosas was returning to his home, located at the outskirts of the port of vera cruz, although there was a moon. It was hitting him onskirts of the port of Veracruz, although there was a moon that was hitting him on the tops of the trees. So there was certain darkness which caused a great impression due to the ghostly shapes that were formed with the shadows of the moon. Suddenly, don Abundio felt that someone was following him, but he did not want to turn around. Instead, he quickened his pace, wielding the machete that always accompanied him. However, he increasingly felt closer to that someone who followed him.
Speaker 3:Suddenly, a cold sweat took him over. He felt faint, but despite his fear, he decided to face whatever it was. He turned his face and with astonishment he saw the bollock scene. He was a great black horse with shiny, luscious hair, but with ghastly eyes that seemed to throw fire. It was ridden by a tall, skinny man in a black hat. He had no eyes. No, I'm sorry, guys, he had no eyes, nose or mouth.
Speaker 3:Um, it was something frightening for which don abundio could no longer move or speak. He was trembling, sorry. He was trembling with terror, and more when the sinister charro took out a hand that looked red and with very long nails, took a bag from his horse and extended it, offering it to the terrified man who saw how the bag opened and showed its interior full of money. But Abundio did not want to accept it. The horseman offered it to him again and did not pay attention to him either. Then the black charro turned the horse without saying a word and walked away from him.
Speaker 3:But Amundio never heard the horse galloping, which frightened him. But he soon got over it and continued on his way towards his house. Upon arrival, he was so scared that he couldn't eat dinner. He told what happened to his wife, which was also terrifying. As expected, that night both of them could not sleep. So the next day Amadil got up early and went to the place where the mysterious Charro had appeared. He searched carefully but found nothing that could be taken as indication of his existence. At night Amadil had the need to go through the place again, fearful of meeting the Charro, but he did not appear to him that night or any other, nor were there more appearances.
Speaker 2:That's pretty crazy.
Speaker 3:It kind of covered everything that we.
Speaker 2:Yeah, pretty much Low-key what we talked about, but I mean it's scary, but at the same time, if you know he's not going to do anything to you, you don't want to accept it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like threat level. It's not a big threat level. It's not a big threat level. It's only a threat level if you're greedy. If you're a greedy motherfucker that wants to take the gold, then like, obviously you gone, like me.
Speaker 2:Damn, you got that, bro. You know how much I could flip that for. Give me that. Give me that. Give me the horse too. Give me that hat.
Speaker 3:Matter of fact, I'm going my size but that and then like obviously females that go with them like, oh yeah, that's like the lust, uh, what is it? Greed or lust type type shit. But uh, yeah, that's that's, that's my story I have a couple stories too.
Speaker 2:Let me tell y'all about this one. This one's called um, this one's called uh, the writer of oaxaca, mexico. So well-known legend from Oaxaca tells of a farmer who was traveling home late at night when he saw a rider black standing at the side of the road. The rider followed him silently and the farmer's horse refused to move forward. As soon as the farmer turned to look directly at the figure, it disappeared. But the next day the farmer's house mysteriously caught fire.
Speaker 3:Oh, shit, this is likeiously caught fire. Oh shit, this is like short little story. Yeah no, that's fine, that's fine. Oh shit, motherfucker Damn.
Speaker 2:That's pretty crazy, though I'll just give you mine, because mine are pretty small. Okay, okay, that's fine, this is called the Guanajuato Encounter, so a group of young men driving through a rural road near Guanajuato claimed to have seen a dark horseman galloping alongside their car. When they sped up, the figure kept pace with them. Suddenly the figure vanished and moments later they nearly crashed into an overturned vehicle that had just wrecked ahead of them. Some believe the Jinete Negro warned.
Speaker 3:That's that warning.
Speaker 2:That's the warning Fuck, I'm trying to tell you slow the fuck down Right, but for a horse to keep up with the car like you're speeding.
Speaker 3:That's pretty crazy, for real, that is crazy.
Speaker 2:So the other one is called the Lost Soul of Jalisco. An elderly woman from Jalisco recounted a story from her youth where she and her family saw a tall man in black on horseback standing near a church. Her father, a devout Catholic, made the sign on the cross and the figure vanished in a burst of wind. The cross and the figure vanished in a burst of wind.
Speaker 3:The next day they learned that someone in the village had died that exact time. Oh shit, that's pretty crazy stuff right there bro that's that, that's that, that's the harbinger of death type type. Uh, yes, that's like the whole um. It tells warning you the omen. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2:Omen, yeah, there you go but I mean it kind of makes sense. I mean it's kind of like the grim reaper like a wandering reaper yeah something like that, yeah, which I mean it's scary, but it's still pretty cool, like the fact that you could tell when something was gonna happen, because he would always pop up I got this one story.
Speaker 3:It might not be the child of the day, but the way so. This was my mom's boyfriend. He told us this story. The fact that I like this story is because this man is scared of this stuff.
Speaker 2:He doesn't like talking about this stuff Not Chino, Bro, he don't like he don't like talking about it, he be scared.
Speaker 3:So he, I think he was just a little jerk that one night he just started, because we started like every time we started telling scary stories at my mom's house. He has told us like he don't like it's like like like he's legit because he's saying stuff, he's gone through stuff, so he legit has like an actual I want to say fear, but like he doesn't want to do nothing with it. So for him to tell the story, I was like, okay, like this is like, uh, I can't, I can't even like you can't even like contradict the story. So his story is this this is a little this, this. We haven't talked about doing this in here, have we?
Speaker 3:no, no, okay so we're gonna talk about that at a different time, so take this out, okay, so rundown duende. Little elf, people, little elf uh no, no, there you go, no no, no, whatever.
Speaker 3:In mexican folklore, they like to take kids, they like to to loot, we call, we say lose them, but basically to make them disappear. So, still saying that, uh, I don't remember exactly what he said, but he was basically getting distracted with these. Uh, I think it was flowers or something. He kept picking up these like things. He was coming home from school or some shit, and he ended up getting like separated from the little group and so, yes, mexico, mexico, it's rural Mexico. You know, you can get lost over there quickly. So he ended up picking like, oh, it was Kenya or something he would like pick it up. And then there was like another one and he would walk towards it, pick it up. And then he had another one go and pick it up, and they just kept spawning. So he just kept about to pick it up.
Speaker 3:Well, all of a sudden, this dude in all black, in a black horse, just snatched him up, broke him out of his trance. So he remembers walking, he's searching for, he's looking for the candidate to disappear, and he completely forgot that he was walking with his brother and his sister. So it's just him and the fours. Just like picking one, picking up another. Bro. He was about to fall off a cliff when that dude picked him up Damn.
Speaker 2:And he remembers that was some movie shit.
Speaker 3:That was some movie shit, bro, because he remembers it broke that trench. He wasn't even near a cliff In his mind, it was just another path. It was just the path was continuing, damn. So that's how it was in his mind. He was just about to take a step off, but in his mind he didn't see that. No, it wasn't a cliff For him, it was just a regular road. When that dude just picked him up out of nowhere, bro, bro, he said he could have came out of nowhere because he's in the middle of wilderness, he's in the middle of nowhere and the dude, just like, picked him up, took him to his parents' house, didn't even ask him.
Speaker 2:Oh shit. So it took it to him, Took it to his parents' house. He didn't talk to him.
Speaker 3:Then Didn't talk to him nothing, he just remembers, like the dude in all black black horse, he's in the back of the horse Like dude, just literally the dude, like literally him to his house.
Speaker 3:They didn't ask him where he lived. They didn't ask him like where your parents, nothing. Took him to his friend's house, literally just threw him off, like threw him off the horse, dropped him off. Can't go. Damn, gone, the dude was gone. Damn, the dude was gone. Literally he's just standing there. Apparently. Everybody was looking for him. He had been lost for I don't know how many hours, because there's like a time loss thing. So his brother and sister actually had gone back, told his parents like we lost Chino, we lost him. So they had actually were in the process of starting a search party to go look for him because they already kind of like know what could happen. So they were in the process of looking for him. When he just showed up and they're like like how you get here? He's like brought me.
Speaker 3:he's like who, where, what, asked around town there was no, nobody had a black horse, nobody saved the little kid that day.
Speaker 2:Nobody's staying at the hilton that day.
Speaker 3:No, nobody said at the at the holiday nobody checked in nobody checked in, bro. There was nobody, nobody, nobody signed in. But motherfuckers went in there didn't sign in. But yeah, bro, so it's a little bit of a different story but that's still pretty crazy, though.
Speaker 2:Like for that to happen to him, like literally he's just like, he's like, and if it was somebody else.
Speaker 3:I'd be like, yeah, but it's, you know. You know, this dude's like one of the car, like he don't tell scary stories, just the chill guy, really just a chill guy, really just a chill guy. Bro, this, this dude don't like none of this. He really don't be like like, like, like he. He really, if we heard us he wouldn't want to be part of the conversation, like he's just, like he's just walking away, like so it was just like the fact that he, like, without telling us, told us another like something you know that this he just got picked up and I think they took in somebody and somebody told him like una corandera or something, like a witch doctor or something, told him like oh yeah, the doing this, they were trying to lose him, damn, cause they had to take him over and like figure out.
Speaker 3:But I don't think they said who saved him, or anything like that. Or if they did, say I don't know. But all I know is that he knows he didn't see the dude's face either. He just Literally just Like that by, like he said it was like a movie, but like Literally just snatched him up. He was about to fall off the cliff, damn, put him in the back and he's like a little kid, but he's already short, but he was a tiny back then, you know so. And he just Tied with the horses, picks him up again, throws him Th. Picks him up again, throws him off at the house. Gone bro, gone bro, Damn bro.
Speaker 3:That's pretty cool and the other thing was nobody heard the horse pulling up. Oh damn, and this is Rancho.
Speaker 2:And, like you know, yeah, you'd be able to hear a horse going like cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo.
Speaker 3:Everybody knows the sound of a horse, you know, but apparently near the area and nobody was like. Because they were trying to find it like thank the God, but like apparently nobody was like. They actually had like a reward, like money reward or whatever, but nobody was owning up to saving him.
Speaker 2:So damn, that's pretty crazy. I'd be like, yeah, I did it right with my 20, 20 pesos, 20 pesos, 20 pesos, bro, that can't even cut my gas on the thing, but uh, so yeah that that's his story.
Speaker 3:The other story which is a little controversial, not controversial, but it's like, like I said, I was trying to find the information. I was trying to, uh, just see if I could like link up my mom's story to to the title negative she's told me it was a negative, that's what they call her. But now now, like thinking back on it, she, she had me it was a linete negro, that's what they call her. But now now, like thinking back on it, she, she had called it charro negro. So this is this, so this is when they were little, they they were going to I think their grandma's house.
Speaker 3:They were going over there and what they used to do was so it's mexico, so they're picking fruit off the trees, mangoes. So they were picking the fruit and my mom's sister, uh, got up on the tree. So she's out there and all they're doing is just they'll cut. They'll cut the mango off, let it fall, they'll pick it up. Literally all the little kids from the village would do that all the time, right, so that you know they're doing that. When all of a sudden you start hearing like like coming, like you just hear that you know the galloping of a horse and then this wind like blows through. And so, like the little kids from the village because they weren't from the village, they were living somewhere else but they were going visiting so the little kids already knew they were like get down, get down from the tree, get down, get down.
Speaker 3:And so my aunt, very, very like, disrespectful as a little kid, she's like nah, fuck that I'm staying up here. Nah, fuck that. Y'all just a bunch of Like, basically, cause that's how she was. Nah, y'all a bunch of pussies. Like y'all don't know what the fuck y'all talking about. Kept on cutting trees. She's trying, they got enough, and then she's trying to get down. She can't Like, she can't, like, she can't move, no more. Like she can't, like she can't move. And she started screaming. She's like I can't move, I can't move. And the little kids are like we told you, we told you, they're like go call so-and-so, you know so. Again to hear the galloping and whatnot, and the wind brushes through again. And she said, my mom said they both kind of looked up, like something told them like look up, there was a dude, there was a black horse with the dude in all black, no head, no head. On top of the tree. Wait a minute, hold the fuck up.
Speaker 2:Hold the fuck up.
Speaker 3:A dude in a horse on top of the tree, on top of the tree, on top of the tree line, something like that, because that's what she said. It was standing on the tree no head, though, what the fuck? No, it was standing. That's what they say. That's what they say, it was just standing there. And so once they saw like once she saw it, she screamed, and that's when she was able to come back down. Like he just turned around and kind of disappeared, or like he kind of disappeared into the shadows, because the tree lines at the bottom you can't. He went down and stuff. The point is he disappeared. I don't know exactly how he disappeared, but I know he disappeared and she was able to come down. Then, when they got the elder ladies or whatever like, and so they had to do a limpia, like cleansing on her, basically, you know, just to make sure nothing happened to her over there. But I think she had like a fever for the next couple days after that she was scared.
Speaker 2:Then yeah, she was scared. Yeah, yeah, she was we about to call it right now right, we about to call it matter of fact.
Speaker 3:Hold on guys so, but but yeah, so she was. She was on the top, they saw it. It had no head. No head on top of the tree. Top of the tree on top of the tree is the craziest part to me too. All the horse on top of that tree is crazy to me. That's what, that's what it was. Just I think it like aura, aura farming bro up there, bro, that's that's the only, that's the only thing I can to to what I asked her. I, I think that's how, that's how it was, so, but yeah, so those are my two, two stories that don't really coincide with the, except for the not having the head part.
Speaker 3:But that is right there though bro, like, like we said, I mean it's not that much of a threat but more of an omen. Yeah, it's not. It's not. I wouldn't. This is definitely not a vengeance level threat. Uh, I wouldn't go as far as putting this at a one yeah, one at one because it doesn't actively, it's not coming for you, it's not hunting you down. It it could appear, but all you have to say just ignore it or just say you don't want to go. Just say no. Just say no, just say no.
Speaker 2:That's all you have to do. For all the people that don't speak Spanish, just tell them no. For all y'all that don't know Spanish, that's all you have to say.
Speaker 3:You don't say no, you say no, no, no, because if you say no, then, he's going to know, and if he knows, you're going to be gone?
Speaker 2:No, but let us know what y'all think about that. Let us know if you think it's true if it's a fact or if it's fiction. Let us know if you think what would you do? What would y'all do if y'all saw the Chattanooga Negro, the Chattel Negro?
Speaker 3:What would you do? What would I do, Bro?
Speaker 2:first of all, first of all man, pull up to you. He's like here you go. That's the thing though, bro the gold.
Speaker 3:He put that shit right there on my. Hey little bro, here you go From the bands, bro, shit, shit, shit breaking my shoulder, shit breaking my shoulder. How am I're going to run the?
Speaker 2:whores, he's going to hit you with that.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, because he don't got weapons or anything. He just shows up. Yeah, he just shows up, that's it. Yeah, that motherfucker ain't no threat. Really, I wouldn't say I wouldn't be scared because, knowing me, if I don't make that quick disclaimer, it's going to be at my house waiting for me. So, quick disclaimer, it's going to be at my house waiting for me. So I will be scared. I ain't going to lie If I just hear behind me, I'm trying to wait the other way, so he's not behind me. So I mean, if it's a skeleton, I'm like, oh shit, I'm going to freak out, I'm going to freak out, I ain't going to lie. If I see it, if I'm drunk, I'm going to sober up. Hella quick, right there. And then, motherfucker, if he had that Louis Vuitton on, blacked out Louis Vuitton, you feeling with the blacked out Medusa? Louis Vuitton, ooh.
Speaker 2:Right, who said Medusa, that's Versace. Oh, that is Versace in there.
Speaker 3:Okay, no, with the Versace in there.
Speaker 2:With the after louis, with the, with the, with the black diamond deuce ahead the aria boots and the uh who said who said the child is gonna be wearing and then uh, her aria boots, and then, uh, some some black, uh, levi's.
Speaker 3:I'm you know who said the fake go crazy, the fake gonna go crazy. You see it with the black nike socks I don't know what I would do.
Speaker 2:I mean, like you said, I mean that's pretty frightening to see, but, like you said, it's not really something you should really worry about. Yeah, I mean not that you shouldn't worry about it, but you shouldn't because actually you should worry about everything, because anything could happen.
Speaker 3:Anything could happen. Anything could happen. You could. You could walk outside your house and the fucking yeti I mean uh bigfoot just impels you with the, with the perfect spiral log. It could happen. It could happen. It could happen. We don't know that. It could pull up on you, ask if you want to go. You could take it. You'd be lost forever. Snatch y'all up and take y'all. Okay, that would be a good prank. Imagine dressing up in mexico as a terrible nigga.
Speaker 2:I'll throw people gold. Come up to you, beat your horse, beat you, yahweh, yah they would they would you right. No, but like I said, y'all let us know if y'all think this is true, if it's just a fairy tale or if it's real. This is fake.
Speaker 3:You're telling me my story's fake. That's what you're telling me right now.
Speaker 2:No, let us know what y'all think.
Speaker 3:Yeah, what y'all think yeah, because I mean truly, until we have actual, definitive proof until I actually see footage on tiktok, it's not on tiktok, not not instagram, not, uh, not facebook.
Speaker 2:I don't take talk, fuck it, I'm fine but now it's gonna lead into our next subject.
Speaker 3:A good subject a good subject, a little bit more laid-back subject, something just y subject. Y'all really have an experience here at Cosmic Cove.
Speaker 2:Just like, imagine you're at work, Okay. Okay, and let's say something casual happened Like I don't know. Somebody forgot to put a lock on an electricity panel.
Speaker 3:Okay, okay.
Speaker 2:And people are running back from lunch break. I've done that.
Speaker 3:I forgot to put the whole panel back before.
Speaker 2:And somebody just walked by and was like oh, the panel's flipped, Let me flip this back on. Flips back on. Go back to your line. Whole dude burnt to a crisp like a potato chip To a crisp Perfection. So this leads into our next subject Accidental work hazards. I mean work.
Speaker 3:Yeah, work hazards. I mean work, yeah, work work, accidental work at that time. Accidentally built the eiffel tower. Accidents at work, my fault sometimes I just can't talk.
Speaker 2:I had to the best I drunk a twisted tea. I'm already faded, you know I choked.
Speaker 3:I choked up over nothing. I don't know what the fuck I was choking up on.
Speaker 2:I actually got a pretty cool story that you might find really interesting.
Speaker 3:Okay, go ahead. This is about my asshole hurt.
Speaker 2:I know mine does too, bro, my asshole hurt. I was going to say we take a break, but no, it's all right, we're already almost done.
Speaker 2:It's all right, it's so this one's going to be about. This was called the Exploding Whale. I thought this one was cool. So this was November 12th in 1970. It was in Florence, oregon, in USA, obviously, okay. So on the afternoon of November 12th 1970, in Florence, Oregon, a 45-foot-long, eight-ton sperm whale carcass A good whale, if you will, a salty whale 45, 45 feet of sperm that's long that's about my ropes, not, but they said like it washed ashore and then smell was unbearable.
Speaker 2:So smell like sperm out there it smells like straight out sperm in the sun. That's like a no-go smell, trust me so.
Speaker 3:So the smell is unbearable and locals feared it would attract scavengers like, uh, like, buzzards or whatever a bunch of birds, these scavengers also setting up tents inside the inside the car tents, inside the inside the car, that becomes crazy. Just animal people, just they don't wear the, the the body as as suit of armor.
Speaker 2:Um so uh. The oregon highway division, now odot, was tasked with removing it, but saw no viable options. Burying it would be difficult due to the whale's size, and towing it out to sea was not feasible.
Speaker 3:They should have just got like Peter Griffin when he pulled up with the forklift. I was about to say, bro, this some family guy shit right here, this some Pull up with the forklift. What the fuck they about to do Get five forklifts.
Speaker 2:Pull up, get it from the the bottom, yeah, or just drop the forklift into the ocean. Simple as that. Leave the forklift in the ocean. So, um, highway engineers, led by george thornton, decided to blow it up using a half, using half a ton, which is like 20 cases of dynamite. Assuming the explosion would send small, manageable pieces of whale blubber into the ocean, you got 20 crates, 20, 20 cases 20, 20 cases of dynamite, of dynamite, of dynamite, of dynamite.
Speaker 2:I like the way this man thinks. He said you know what he had, pop sobs. You know what he had 20 boxes of.
Speaker 3:TNT in his garage Just burning the hole in his garage. He just ready to use it. I've been there.
Speaker 2:We've all been there. Everybody's walking around saying how are we going to get rid of this? He pulls up, freaking, nuke Long ass cigarette. He pulls up to the scene, takes a long drag, throws a cigarette on the ground on top of a sea turtle or something. He says you know what boys? Y'all stand back. I know how to solve this. I'll be back tomorrow. Everybody shows up whole reporters taking pictures. Oh my gosh, what is he doing? He's like everybody. Stand the fuck back. 20 cases of dynamite Just drilling the hole. I don't know how they did it. There's no way. You said it.
Speaker 3:Unless they dug underneath it. Just put it beside it, just throw a bundle of TNT.
Speaker 2:That'll do it. It hope for the best. But this man had solved the problem, solved the solution. You can't, you can't, blame the man, alright. So precisely at 3.45pm, the dynamite was detonated.
Speaker 3:Fuck instead of a clean disintegration.
Speaker 2:Massive chunks of blubber, some weighing several hundred pounds, rained down on the crowd and surrounding area. Oh, no small pieces.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:No, bro, like it's a 45-foot-long whale, I don't know what the hell was going to happen?
Speaker 3:Did they need more TNT? Did he bring 20 boxes and just put two little sticks of TNT?
Speaker 2:How did it not blow up? It didn't blow up Like it blew it up, yeah, but big-ass chunks yeah it was like big-ass chunks that blew up.
Speaker 3:They should have stuffed it inside of the well.
Speaker 2:They said one chunk completely flattened a car parked a quarter mile away, oh, a quarter mile. Uh-huh, just boom, flattened that thing. Imagine man just chilling having a bad day. You were having a sesh in the car, not even a sesh, you're just having a bad day, you're just holding the steering wheel your gerbil just died. Your goldfish drowned, not bartholomew. Uh, your cat ran away.
Speaker 2:You know your dog went off to college, no more, and so your home left. You left the home alone. You know you go outside, get in your car, bam car, just flat. Now you. Now you're looking around like what the hell happened. Why me? How's my insurance? How am I gonna report this to my insurance? Is this gonna increase the points on my license?
Speaker 3:my insurance cover whale carcass it does now y'all like get a shirt, I would get a. The shirts planned that covers well, well, landing on my car.
Speaker 2:Oh, I see you're very into the thinking to the future there's gonna be like a $20 premium.
Speaker 3:That would be like that's fine, I'm calling back tomorrow anyways.
Speaker 2:I'm calling back tomorrow. So there was like eyewitness accounts in the aftermath. So paul linman, a journalist covering the event, described the explosion as a well a job, well done as a job well done get him out. It was close, but he said this is a well of a tale that would be long remembered. A whole journalist pulled up. He said you know what I can? Make I can. I can work with this I can work with this I can make something happen out of this.
Speaker 2:It says he and his cameraman had to run for cover as the breed began fall.
Speaker 3:Just imagine that big ass camera back in the day. Oh shit, bob, get the fuck down.
Speaker 2:I jumped in the ocean, so it says. Locals screamed and ran, as they were pelted with well remains. Some even vomited from the puget stench.
Speaker 3:It was out there for like four days or something like that.
Speaker 2:I don't know how long it was out there, but it was out there for a while so a nearby resident, walter oman hofer, had his brand new car crushed by falling blubber. The explosion left half of the well intact Mayor pulling up. Who the fuck did this?
Speaker 3:Bro gone, bro gone. He left the 20 bucks Right there he gone. All you see is the cigarette.
Speaker 2:Still burning. Half of the well was intact, meaning the operations failed spectacularly. Crew still had to clean up the remaining carcass. He said look, y'all had a problem, I had the solution. I ain't say I was gonna get rid of all of it, I was gonna get rid of some of it. I ain't gonna charge you for this. Y'all could've just got a big ass ship and pulled that bitch back into the ocean. Y'all could've just got a big ass ship and pulled that bitch back into the ocean.
Speaker 3:Y'all don't wanna fucking think. I expected in my mind. I know he was thinking the same shit I'm thinking in my mind. I'm putting the 10T right there, that shit gonna send it that way to the ocean. I know that's what he was thinking, I know that's post grenade from.
Speaker 2:He said uh-huh bro, I would have stuffed it into like do the sperm wells have a blowhole? I would have just stuffed them all right there.
Speaker 3:I would have just bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop just slide it into the pool, just a head go. Just a head go blow me personally I would have dug underneath the.
Speaker 2:Underneath the wheel.
Speaker 3:Underneath the wheel Set the charges on the TNT. Well, it's not a charge, it's the TNT.
Speaker 2:But you can put a charge on the TNT Like a long fuse Right the directional charge to actually direct the explosion Direct the explosion, because then, if it had like cause, it just blows up like that.
Speaker 3:I'm guessing right, it just blows up cause if it had the directional thing, I see, I see what he was trying to cook. I see what he was trying to cook, I see it, everybody saw what he did bro, just imagine you hit that shit, you thinking that whale butter go over there, whale still there, bro, just boom, just, oh my god, pretty crazy stuff right there I would just turn around, but that's not the end of it, oh jesus.
Speaker 2:So then, iron man? So the story became infamous, resurfacing. Resurfacing as an early internet meme in the late 1990s, when footage of the, of the, when the footage of the explosion, went viral. So there's footage of it.
Speaker 3:There's footage of this. Yeah, there's actually footage of this happening.
Speaker 2:So I didn't find it yet, but I will find it and I will show it to you, that's fine. But that's. That's the first one that I have, okay, okay.
Speaker 3:So, unlike you, which you came with an amazing story, I, which you came with an amazing story I just came with like work from, from like people that I know. Oh shit, like their stories. I was just asking like if they have mainly my boy, kevin, gave me some of the stories because he works in like construction and stuff so he saw some stuff happen.
Speaker 3:So some stuff, he saw some stuff happen. He saw some, uh, he caused some stuff. He uh. A little bit of drama, a little bit of mystery and different stories. So the first one I'm going to start off with. So what happened was that electricians were doing what electricians do best Get in the way. Get in the way and not clean up. So according to him, they had been told that they had to clean up before handing out. They weren't doing that as electricians do. They don't know how to use a broom. He said it, not me.
Speaker 2:He said it Don't come to us electricians. He's an electrician. I'm pretty chill with y'all. He's an electrician himself, oh sure.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he said it, he knows. So he said that they didn't clean up and everything, and so they went home. They just left it as it is. I understand, I've been there. I don't want to clean up sometimes, I just leave it as it is. That's for tomorrow thing, all right, that's for the end of the project. That's the end of the project For real. That's when you get all the Mexican lady's name is Mom.
Speaker 2:Her mother's name is Sister.
Speaker 3:No coincidence, it's not a coincidence.
Speaker 1:They were originally offered $40, but I told them $20.
Speaker 3:So apparently they had a security guard and the security guard okay, so they had left and the security guard was kind of doing security guard shit. He was just making sure everything was good. The story they gave him in the first was that he was walking, he tripped over a pipe that you know the pipes would be bending and he broke his ankle. So he was suing the company because they didn't clean up. So then the company got mad, obviously, and started telling him like y'all got to come in early, y'all can't leave early, no more, y'all got to clean up, make sure all this blah, blah, blah, blah. So you would think that was the end of it. So what he later found out at least what he found out was that he in fact did not just break his ankle. What happened was he broke his whole knee like whole shit, like he fucked up his shit, like he his whole leg got fucked up ankle kneecap.
Speaker 2:Fucked up, busted like a well exploding just the leg.
Speaker 3:So it's a little bit of controversy. So Kev actually checked where the supposed accident happened and supposedly he said he couldn't. It's because obviously they turned on the lights and he couldn't with this flashlight. He couldn't see what happened, bro, they went in there, they turned the lights off, they just used the flashlight from the phone, bro, you could see, you could see where you could walk, bro. So they're saying that this dude was trying to scam the uh. Well, he, actually he scammed the company.
Speaker 3:So he, he injured himself on purpose because he said, like the pipe that they said he injured himself on, he couldn't have like. According to him, he couldn't have hurt himself like uh, without purposely doing something, to like, because he's the most he could have gotten was just a broken ankle. But for him to like broke his shit and like then dislocated his own. I mean, it could happen, but at the same time you could see where you're walking. It wasn't like pitch black like he claimed it was, but yeah, so Homie broke his, he did break his kneecap. So what ended up happening? Then he just cap.
Speaker 3:So what ended up happening? Then he's still the company and he won. He won, yeah, he won, damn. But they figured out. I mean, they just gave it to him because I'm sure the company just didn't want, just want to get uh over it. But to their little investigation, to what they did, they could see. They were able to see that the pipe wasn't um one in the way, because they had to come in the next day, like right the next day, so it was still like a everything was still there, and then so they went in there, ran a couple tests and he's like nah bro no way he could, because everything apparently was suicidal and shit like that.
Speaker 3:So no way he could like slip or like fail the way he said. But he got away with it. He got away with it damn, damn.
Speaker 2:He. Just like me, bro, I would've walked away With that check too. I'm still working on my master plan, so I'll try.
Speaker 3:There's no money to give me oh no, y'all wanna know A work accident.
Speaker 2:This is like Not one of mine, but let me tell y'all About one work accident I saw, so let me, let me lead up to it Go ahead bro, you know, there we were At the customer's house. Okay, doing what we do best laminate flooring.
Speaker 3:Oh God.
Speaker 2:Had a good, solid crew. You know the boy Jeruny from New York, with the do-rag, with the do-rag.
Speaker 3:Is it do-rag Jeruny yeah, big J Okay, big J Okay.
Speaker 2:Then we had a silly goose Somebody say a psycho from Borderlands, that's the mentality Just a chill dude, and his name was like Yayo FYB or something like that. Then you had the other man, but he occasionally showed up every now and then. Then you had this he's likeiche Piche Chalane Corpazo. No, I'm just like, damn bro, you don't do nothing. I was just watching everything.
Speaker 3:So there we were setting up plastic at this customer, I'm so intrigued, I don't, I don't know where you go with it. I, I, I am so intrigued.
Speaker 2:What story could this be? What's going? So there we were setting up plastic and bossman was like, uh, be careful, this is thick plastic or whatever. Oh my god, all right, okay, and it was slippery. I was like, oh shit, this is like the good thick plastic. Somebody's spending some money on this. And uh, you know, we're setting the plastic down, we're pulling it. And poor, poor yayo, you already looked like you had a rough morning that day and uh, you, you were like walking from one side coming towards us next thing. You know, I just see you go boom, this man slip and fell, but you landed on your elbow or some shit.
Speaker 3:No, it's because I I try to stop myself. It's crazy because I literally told the story I wore it to oh, for real, Uh-huh, I try to brace myself with I think I had my phone in the other hand and so I just tried to brace it with one hand but I went into like straight concrete and that was like stiff. So when I fell I literally fell into my arm and that's like it pushed my whole shoulder, Like dislocated my shoulder when the fuck it is.
Speaker 2:I still got the injury.
Speaker 3:I still got the injury.
Speaker 2:And that shit looked like it hurt. As soon as it happened I turned around Bossman said what happened?
Speaker 3:I don't know it didn't bruise up. It didn't bruise up, so Bossman wasn't believing that I actually got injured, like he was just thinking I like so nice, like a simple no, bro, that shit look like it fucking hurt bro, I see, I see first thing in the morning too. I was like bro, what's the first thing? No, it was like no, we just got there it was we literally just got there.
Speaker 2:We got the plastic set up.
Speaker 3:We were first thing in the morning.
Speaker 2:10, 30 you tell them, it's not first thing, a busman's already like come on, come on, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 3:That's first thing, first in, first thing in the morning, first thing in the morning.
Speaker 2:So there we were doing that, me and the boy Jerooney Big J we were just looking at each other like what do we do?
Speaker 3:How to set that shit out?
Speaker 2:huh, and then Bossman was trying to check on Yayo and everything and then the homeowner came in and I'm like oh my gosh. I was like oh boy, he's like what happened?
Speaker 1:He said you got a cramp.
Speaker 3:He got a cramp.
Speaker 2:He's like you got like a cramp or something like that he just like this man was going for the check. He said, nah, I slipped and fell right here.
Speaker 3:On your property.
Speaker 2:He said, I slipped and fell right here.
Speaker 1:He seen me on the ground. Lookedy, I'm over here. He see me on the ground. Look at that hobo in his face.
Speaker 3:He see me on the ground, pass out, because I was just on the ground, I was just turning in pain, undescribable pain, guys, I don't know. I can't describe. It wasn't broken, but the pain that it just shot up was For me, it was first thing in the morning, bro.
Speaker 2:If it shot up was for me, it was first thing in the morning, bro, like if it was like the afternoon, like yeah, okay, it was gonna hurt, but first thing when the body's not even warmed up right, right, just lowering the material you just put that material out there. Oh you're right that shit was crazy. That shit helped. That shit happened quick. I was like dang all right, my face broke. Oh, that's the reason.
Speaker 3:Cause. If not, it was gonna be my face Hitting the. That's why, cause I was like why did I do it I? I could've stopped myself. But the other way, stopping myself Was my face. I would've probably Broken my teeth really. Oh yeah, I believe it bro.
Speaker 2:You fell down hard bro and quit bro.
Speaker 3:Hard and quick, just like I fuck. I can attest to that Hard and quick.
Speaker 2:Just like I fuck. I can attest to that.
Speaker 3:But yeah, bro, top, definitely top 10. That shit hurt more than this. Oh, for real.
Speaker 2:That shit, I don't know that shit hurts to this day. I believe it, bro. I believe that it did hurt, though.
Speaker 3:I know, I seen the dude get his shit fixed. It's easy. We just get a pry bar, put them behind my back and we got to pull the tendon over the shoulder over, it's easy we're about to do it right now.
Speaker 2:We're about to do it right now. I'm gonna get that uh string thing and just keep tightening up. That's really. That's really what I think now I've seen the dude.
Speaker 3:I've seen the dude, just literally, they grabbed him, they grabbed him, they did it to him it looked like it hurt. It looked like it hurt, but that over like fucking sometimes. Sometimes that should be hurting. I'm like I need to slow down. I need to slow down.
Speaker 2:Hell. No, bro, I would have caught that check quick.
Speaker 3:It would have been no money. We still had a guy paying. It would have been no money. I would have been winning the check to this day, Just running away at the house waiting for a check.
Speaker 2:That was never going to come. You better than me, I would have taken all the court and everything, supreme court. No, but that was pretty crazy right there. But um, let me give you one of my real stories.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, no, no, wait before anything let me show y'all the video.
Speaker 2:I'm showing y'all the video. Yeah, the whole incident. I'll try and put the video right here so y'all y'all get it for your listeners yeah no no no yeah, I'm sorry for all the the listeners. Go check out the YouTube video whenever I do get it set up and do put it out there. Go check it out, Y'all. I'm going to put a little bit of snippet of the. I'll put the audio in right now so I'll put it like close to the microphone.
Speaker 1:It had to be said, the Oregon State Highway Division not only had a whale of a problem on its hands, it had a stinky whale of a problem.
Speaker 3:You heard it here first. Alright, get this motherfucker in a full suit at the beach man. Get him the fuck out the beach he got sand all over the loafers. God damn, this is a whale of a problem. Goofy-ass motherfucker.
Speaker 1:get him out of here 45-foot, 8-ton whale dead on arrival on the beach near Florence. Goofy, that motherfucker get him. Couldn't be burned well, dynamite. It was some 20 cases or a half look, look, this is dynamite almost disintegrated by the blast and that any small pieces still around after the explosion will be taken care of by seagulls and other scavengers they had the plan out bro. That is crazy, as everything was being made ready. We asked george thornton, the highway engineer in charge of the Bro that is crazy.
Speaker 3:Say, shall we say that word? I'm sure it'll work. Famous last words before nothing goes according to plan.
Speaker 1:Okay, see, that's what I was thinking 75 bystanders most of them residents, who had first found the whale to be an object of curiosity before they tired of its smell were moved back a quarter of a mile away.
Speaker 3:The sand dunes there were covered with spectators, and landlubber newsmen, landlubber, landlubber newsmen, for the blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds. Well, it's been low key and the way with the countdown.
Speaker 2:Guys, they got a countdown. They got a countdown, guys Six five, four, three, two, one Fucking big-ass pieces of wealth is falling everywhere, Yo you see the pieces falling.
Speaker 3:You see the pieces falling. Hell nah. After the blast, the humor of the entire situation suddenly gave way to a run for survival.
Speaker 1:Come on, fucking, still there. The river fell everywhere. Pieces of meat passed high over our heads, while others were falling at our feet. The dunes were rapidly evacuated as spectators escaped both the falling debris and the overwhelming smell. A parked car over a quarter of a mile from the blast site was the target of.
Speaker 1:Fucking squished bro. Bro, look at that, look at that Quail. Ah, motherfuckers, small particles of dead whale. As for the success of the effort, the seagulls who were supposed to clean things out were nowhere in sight. They were either blown away by the explosion or kept away by the smell. That didn't really matter. The remaining chunks were of such a size that no respectable seagull would attempt to tackle anyway. As darkness began to set, in the highway crews were back on the beach burying the remains including a large piece of the carcass which never left the blast site.
Speaker 1:It might be concluded that should a whale ever wash ashore, a white god in the air those in charge will not only remember what to do, they'll certainly remember what not to do.
Speaker 3:It's a whole piece of. They took about a quarter of the whale off. If that, they just blew the shit into a dude's car. That's all they did. That's what they accomplished. They put his blubber, they just exploded blubber onto a dude's car, crushed the dude's car. That was it. Those wheels still there.
Speaker 2:Oh man.
Speaker 3:Who the fuck thought this was a good idea. We're going to have to pay $25 to get that shit fixed.
Speaker 2:Jackass. All right, that's a pretty crazy one. All right, that's a pretty crazy one. I'll put the video up and I'll put the audio in for all the listeners out there.
Speaker 3:Just put the explosion book that explosion. It looks like it's gone on the explosion.
Speaker 2:It looks like it disintegrated. It looks like it's gone.
Speaker 3:It looks like it worked, it looks like it worked. I was like okay, and then they panned to when this is the whale still there.
Speaker 2:He thought it was going work, though it should have worked. I saw the logic behind it, all right, so let me tell you about a different one. This is called the great molasses flood. Oh shit, okay, I've heard of this. So this is back in january 15th of 1919 in boston, massachusetts, usa. So what happened? At around 12.30pm in Boston's North End, a massive 50 foot tall, 90 foot wide molasses storage tank at the Purity Distilling Company suddenly burst. The rupture unleashed 2.3 million gallons of molasses.
Speaker 3:A lot of molasses.
Speaker 2:Creating a 35 miles per hour, 25 foot high wave that swept through through the trees I mean swept through the streets. The thick, sticky liquid moved with immense force, destroying everything in its path. So the wave flattened buildings, knocked over an elevated train track, uh, swept people and horses away like they were dolls trapped, trapped victims suffocated slowly as the molasses hardened. 21 people were killed and 150 were injured. So some of the accounts about this was a residence heard a loud bang which soon which some mistook for a gunshot or explosion an engineer working nearby described seeing a dark wall of syrup barreling toward him, crushing everything in its path. Police and rescue workers wadded through the molasses, which had become so thick that they that some got stuck and nearly drowned. Survivors claimed that the air smelled of molasses for decades after the disaster, and investigators found that that the tank had leaked for years and the company had merely painted it brown. The honda leaks, oh you. The disaster led to new safety laws and a first-class action lawsuit in Massachusetts. History Damn that's pretty crazy, though.
Speaker 3:That is a crazy crazy, that is a fucked up. That is Imagine getting swept away by molasses, bro, and it's like so thick, so so thick. Was it hot? Was it hot too, or no?
Speaker 2:I don't don't I'm not too sure about the temperature anything it was in the storage tank. But if the temperature outside that day was hot, oh it's just in the storage tank.
Speaker 3:It wasn't like getting cooked up on it oh, okay, okay damn bro, fuck.
Speaker 3:So okay, okay, okay, okay. So this one's crazy, okay. So for this, for this story, we're going to call person number one, we're going to call him Old Head. Old Head.
Speaker 3:Nobody liked Old Head, he was just a. He was one of those guys that always saying they know everything Kind of like me at work, they be saying they know everything, but when it comes down to it they can't do anything. And he was like one of those construction guys. That was like he basically wanted to be everywhere. He was trying to it. They can't do anything. And he was like one of those construction guys. That was like he basically wanted to be everywhere. He was trying to tell everybody what to do. So nobody liked him, right, nobody liked him. So, uh, ken became friends with what people used to think it was old head's son, but it wasn't his son. So, but he had stories about what O-Head did. So apparently, back in the day, this motherfucker used to operate a crane and he didn't close this one section that they're supposed to close to make sure nobody comes through. He didn't close it. Some dude came through into his area.
Speaker 3:I don't know exactly how the crane was set up. Point is he didn't lock the door. That was supposed to be locked when he was operating the crane. He was operating the crane so dude walked into, walked through the door, crane moved, crushed the guy oh shit, killed him damn and they just, they just considered that like work accident or something damn, yeah, then he didn't get, and they just considered that a work accident or something Damn.
Speaker 3:He didn't get charged or sued or anything. They just I don't know the specifics of it Holy shit bro. Homie got crushed, though.
Speaker 2:Man went home and said y'all won't believe what the fuck I did to him today.
Speaker 3:Homie went to his podcast. Y'all wouldn't. I had a hell of a week. Damn bro, bro, that is crazy right there, yeah, just crush them, bro, just crush them fuck can't even do nothing about it, can't even. Yeah, there's nothing you can do, you just gotta scrape them off with a shovel bro, whole crane, whole crane, not TNT. We learned that already class. But yeah, whole crane crush them bro that is crazy.
Speaker 2:Right there, bro. Alright, I'm gonna give y'all one more. I got five, but I'm gonna give y'all one more just for the purpose of the episode link.
Speaker 2:Alright, alright, so this is called the Deadly Chimney Disaster oh shit this is July 9th 1872, leeds, england, in the United Kingdom or the UK. So at J&J Charlesles cotton mill in leeds, england, workers, including many child laborers, were inside the factory when a 250 foot tall chimney collapsed. The fallen debris crushed 54 people and injured dozen. More. Days before the collapse, workers reported hearing cracking sounds coming from the chimney, but managers ignored their warnings. The factory was built with cheap materials and the mortar was so weak that bricks could be pulled apart by hand, so survivors recalled hearing a deafening rumble before the chimney gave way. Some children were buried under bricks, but still alive, and rescuers heard them crying for hours before the rumble was cleared. Bricks, but still alive, and rescuers heard them crying for hours before the rumble was cleared. One worker had stepped outside for a break just minutes before the collapse, saving his life, and the disaster led to an investigation and authorities discovered evidence of cost cutting. The incident helped push for better building regulations in england damn bro, all because the managers ain't one.
Speaker 3:it's always, always the managers, it's always the Trying to cut corners, bro? Oh, trying to cut corners. And then they be telling the poor blue-collar working man you know, just leave it, Just leave it like it is, we're going to get around to it and never get around to it. I know that's what I be talking about. Damn bro, poor dude, poor dude, that's pretty crazy bro. Well, poor people.
Speaker 2:Poor people.
Speaker 3:Okay, so I got to know Funny that you mentioned something following. So there was this dude that Kev used to work with because he used to do framing also, and he was one of these. The dude he worked with just smoked so much that it was to the point that if he didn't smoke he couldn't function, damn. So he was constantly high, but that was like his normal, that was like me back in the day, that was like my normal. So if I'm, if I I'm not like, uh, I'm, you know, couldn't function all the way. So that's how the dude was. So that day he pulled up to work without smoking. So so he was, he was a little, you know he was. He was a little, I understand, but you're just looking on the shit, you're looking for something this big underneath something you know, something small. So he was just. He said he was just acting like weird, but like they just knew that's how it gets when he didn't smoke, so they weren't thinking anything of it. So they had him up there, they were putting up some two by tens or some shit like that and they were doing the frame, the frame right. So it was like I think it was a 20 foot thing. Yeah, it was a 20 foot, 2x10. He was at the top and Kev was at the bottom. So he was like Fixing to move stuff and everything. And he's like, hey, hold on, I'm gonna move it, are you ready for me to move it? The dude's like, hey, hold on, I'm going to move it, are you ready for me to move it? The dude's like, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 3:So, dude, just being in that state, he's not thinking clearly, he's just saying, yeah, go on. And he's trying to drill. He's trying, like he takes out his drill and he's trying to drill it. So when he pushes it, when he's trying to push it, lock it into the spot that he has to be. He wasn't grabbing it properly because he just I guess he just forgot that he had to hold on and it was on the scaffold.
Speaker 3:He fell off of it, fell off of it. When he fell it was probably, let's say it was like eight feet, eight feet in there, eight, nine feet in there. But when he fell on it, that two by 10 fell down with him. Obviously he had safety glasses on, fell on his luckily, fell on like. Fell on his face, bounced off his face, ended up. The safety glasses legit, saved him, like saved his eye. The safety glasses broke but like his face was all bruised up and shit damn. But it would've landed on his eye so he probably would've lost his, lost his style, like his skull would've probably got fractured or some shit.
Speaker 3:But yeah, dude, he said cause he was about to drill it from the bottom, dude just falls on him, like right beside him, cause he said he didn't see. Somebody else told him how he fell cause he's just working, he's about to drill it in Two lens beside him and then the thing falls. But the other people looking at it just told him that he tried to drill it in after he said they were going to move it and he tried to drill it in for whatever reason. And then, yeah, so he just fell and that shit landed on him. Bro, that shit landed on him, yep. But yeah, he said all he had was just like his shit was fucked up, yeah, but save the glasses, guys gotta wear them, right.
Speaker 2:That's why I wear mine all the time me too.
Speaker 3:You don't know what could happen.
Speaker 2:You don't know what could happen but you got any other ones, you got one more. You want to tell them yeah, this one was.
Speaker 3:this one was a little fucked up one. This he had beef with some other people at work. It was beef or whatever. He was a very Beefy dude. Beefy dude, he was a beefy dude. He liked beef, no chicken, no pork, just beef. And so they were arguing, they were arguing. I guess they got to do nothing to him at that point. So they ended up. It's funny, because you go argue with the people but you still got to work with them up there. Because you go argue with the people but you still got to work with them up there. So the dude was like all right, hold this board up because they were nailing it through right. He's like, all right, hold this board up. He held it. He's like all right, now put your hand right here.
Speaker 2:Bro, that dude shot a nail through his hand bro.
Speaker 3:On purpose. On purpose On purpose, bro. Oh, that's fucked up. Not, but that dude. I think he was able to sewer or, uh, I don't know. I think they gave him money, I think, if I, if I'm remembering correctly, or some shit, but it wasn't what they said. Like it was, like it was shit money. But at least he got some money and at the time I think he was just all he wanted was just drink, so he didn't care about. Like he didn't get the lawyers involved or anything. He's basically like here's your money, get off the job. Type shit because the other dudes were more.
Speaker 3:I think he pulled up as a helper, some shit like that, and the other dudes were like you know how it goes, they're like more important than shit. So yeah, I said they just they just gave him the money, told him, told him to get out the job, and he left. But then they were later. Later he was trying to sue but they're like no, you can't sue now, because they already gave you money and you like you left, you can't, like it's not gonna win the case that way now, because then later like I guess he sobered up later, or like people were talking to him like nah, you should have gotten millions from him, or like whatever. But it was too late, bro, I don't know. I really don't know how much money he took, but like to what I remember, because I was still a kid when this happened he got. He.
Speaker 2:Damn. And after that he couldn't work Cause it's like the whole.
Speaker 3:It was them, them big ass nose bro. Just he couldn't do. He had to wait for it to heal and everything. But yeah, they did that to him on purpose, though.
Speaker 2:Damn, that's fucked up, bro. That's crazy. I guess we're gonna end off this episode On that note. Then Y'all be safe out there.
Speaker 3:Wear your safety glasses.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and don't put dynamite by a whale. I don't think that's a good idea. It's not a good idea, trust me. I've seen it, we've seen it.
Speaker 3:We've seen it.
Speaker 2:But I guess we're going to end it off Like I said. Thanks for all the listeners that listened. Thank you to all the people who still come back and listen to our episodes, Like shout out to the people from ukraine, shout out to the person from japan and I can't remember where else.
Speaker 2:but thank you so much huh india was india no, that one wasn't. It was a different one, but I can't remember. But uh, thank you so much. I appreciate y'all listening if y'all made it this far. Thank y'all, you know much love. Thank you so much. A big shout out to all the people who check out the tiktoks. You know, come check us out on tick tock at cosmic cove that's k-o-s-m-i-c underscore c-o-v-e. Come check us out on youtube at k-o-s-m-i-c space c-o-v-e. Check us out on instagram at k-o-s-m-i-c underscore c-o-v-e. I feel like I'm going too fast, so, again, that's k-o-s-m-i-C underscore C-O-V-E. Sorry, but be sure to leave a review on the TikToks. I mean not on TikToks, on the, on the podcast, like wherever you listen to them like on Spotify yeah, on Spotify, apple Podcast, amazon, wherever y'all listen to it.
Speaker 2:You know it's much appreciated. It helps us grow the show. It helps put people to like onto us and like allow somebody to listen to us, or whatever somebody complained but we had a five.
Speaker 3:But we on that, we on that 4.9 now you know, I appreciate that.
Speaker 2:It'd mean a whole lot to us, you know, and it helped us out a whole lot. So be sure to rate us five stars, be sure to recommend us to your friends, your family, you know it's.
Speaker 2:It helps us out you know we're we're trying to get to a thousand downloads by the end of, uh, our full year cycle of like having the podcast and that'd be pretty cool. We're like three quarters of the way there almost, so it'd be pretty cool we hit that Mark, but if not, you know it's okay, but like I shit down, we're shutting the whole operation down now selling everything on ebay no, but uh, like I said, thank you so much for checking out the tiktoks.
Speaker 2:Our tiktoks did really well last episode. Well, not last episode for the previous subject with not the previous one, the. That's what jay was telling me jay was looking at the tiktoks, the lucid dream one, the lucid dream episodes late.
Speaker 2:Thank you so much for listening. Thank you so much for looking at tiktoks again. Thank you for the love support. Shout out to my cousin pepe. Shout out to my girlfriend. Shout out the boss man. Well, my boss, uh, uh, I don't know if he wants me to say his name or not, but shout out to you, boss. Thanks for listening if you listen to this episode. But uh, thank you so much again and I'm gonna leave it off to you.
Speaker 3:I just want to thank. Uh, I was about to say I just want to thank you.
Speaker 2:I just want to thank myself.
Speaker 3:I just want to thank Sammy. I want to thank uh Jerry. Jerry's been. Jerry started listening to them again. He's he's enjoying it. He had some good laughs oh, okay saying y'all saying we saying some crazy stuff, but Sammy just keeps on listening, he keeps on enjoying it. It actually feels weird, like they actually know, like because they start quoting stuff that we be saying. So it's like a little weird.
Speaker 2:That's pretty cool yeah.
Speaker 3:It's like when you say this, you know so, but yeah, so I just want to give a shout out to them I don't know if Kev or Abe still be listening but for the, for the name of the podcast again, but uh, but yeah, so I don't give a quick thanks to y'all uh. Appreciate y'all uh that.
Speaker 2:That was it right oh, I want to give another shout out to, uh, the logan walkins band. I forgot to shout them out again, but like I said before to all the people in north carolina, um, they're a country band. They do like southern country music, I guess.
Speaker 3:I don't fucking. It's like regional music yeah something like that.
Speaker 2:They do some rock, but it's not like no crazy rock, but it's mostly country music that they do. So, like I said, y'all, y'all be sure to go check them out. Logan walkins, that's l-o-g-a-n underscore w-a-t-k-i-N-S on Facebook. So y'all go check him out. If anybody needs a show done, you know, be sure to you know. Message him on Facebook, ask him for a booking he could go do like graduations, baby showers, weddings bar mitzvahs graduation parties, funerals, wherever y'all want music, you know they're.
Speaker 2:they're more than willing to go and do the things that y'all want them to go do, but they play good music, really cool guys. Like I said, go check them out and tell them that cosmic co send y'all sent them your way.
Speaker 3:Yep, we'll send y'all their way, you know, I'd very much appreciate that.
Speaker 2:And yeah, that's pretty much it. I guess we're going to end it off on this note and we'll catch on the next episode. So peace, peace.
