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EP 40- Ewok Horrors, La Lechuza and Japanese Curses! Come One Come All!!!
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Ever wondered what would happen if Ewoks starred in their own horror series? Join us for a galactic rollercoaster ride as we kick off with some Super Bowl buzz and hilarious tales from the vibrant streets of New York. We explore the cultural contrasts that make NYC unique, setting the stage for a spirited discussion about Star Wars that’s sure to stir the pot. With unapologetic opinions and fan-fueled frustrations, we critique the latest trilogy and its struggle to recapture the magic of the originals, complete with humorous personal anecdotes like watching bootleg copies with quirky subtitles.
As we journey through the Star Wars universe, we dive into the character dynamics and epic lightsaber battles that have captivated fans for generations. From the tragic transformation of Anakin Skywalker to the iconic duels involving Yoda and Mace Windu, we reflect on the character development and plot twists that define the saga. The discussion takes a thrilling turn with imaginative horror concepts, envisioning stormtroopers surviving brutal Ewok tactics post-Endor, and proposing a unique Ewok TV show that could redefine the characters. It’s an exciting brainstorm filled with nostalgia and creativity, inviting listeners to reimagine beloved stories.
Our episode takes a mystical twist as we explore the eerie world of folklore, from the legendary La Lechuza to chilling Japanese curses. We share spine-tingling encounters and myths that blur the lines between reality and superstition. With tales of shape-shifting witches and urban legends, we ponder the power of belief and cultural legends. As we wrap up, we share our gratitude for our listeners, emphasizing the importance of community and connection in our podcasting journey. Tune in for a wild, imaginative ride through pop culture, folklore, and some good-natured chaos!
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Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it.
Speaker 2:Molded by it. I see death.
Speaker 1:Welcome Cosmic Co family. It's your boy, yayo, here with my amazing co-host, reverence.
Speaker 2:Ah, ah, ah, hey.
Speaker 1:Hey, hey, hey, ah, reverence.
Speaker 2:Spanish one-on-one class what it do. Cosmic Cove. What's up everybody? How y'all doing Speak, go ahead he talking to you. I hope everybody's doing pretty good, having a good day, having a good laugh From the previous episode.
Speaker 1:I know you're still laughing About the last episode. I know y'all is.
Speaker 2:I know y'all talking about the Super Bowl outcome, how some people are happy, some people are sad, how some people predicted the outcome. Every parlay hit.
Speaker 1:I was just about to say that. I was just about to say that.
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Speaker 1:You ain't seen that video. It's a dude in New York, it's like this big buff dude and he's like hey, what you got, you got a purse. And he's like hey, what you got, you got a purse. You got a purse, you know, so I'm gonna record him. He's like Nah, this carry the big, big Patron, he got like a big ass. He's like Get your money or not? You funny, or Walks away. You seen that, man Bro? That shit, the most violent shit.
Speaker 2:My mother got a Whole ass Patron on him, bro, new Yorkers bro.
Speaker 1:I tell you, bro, that's a different flow over there bro.
Speaker 2:That's a whole different vibe over there, bro. That's a whole different lifestyle. That shit really be feeling like a whole different country over there, bro. For real it does, Because you've been there.
Speaker 1:I've been there. I've been there, bro. I felt like I needed to get a new soul shit when I pulled up Dead ass.
Speaker 2:B.
Speaker 1:I felt like a whole immigrant for real, for real that time Pulled up, had to check in with Ock. Had to check in First thing. Had to check in with Ock you know had to check in with. Ock, it was crazy. Went down to the Bronx the Bronx is I was a visitor. I can't say I was a visitor To me. It felt amazing. I'm pretty sure people live there 24-7. It's a fucking Fucking shit show. I was there for like five hours. Took Real shit.
Speaker 2:What really said we outside?
Speaker 1:Pulled up ate ass left we outside break the yurt. Yurt, let me get a bacon-naked cheese.
Speaker 2:The hockey way, peanut butter and jelly the long way. Peanut butter and jelly the long way. Peanut butter and jelly the long way. What y'all know about that?
Speaker 1:I'm on New York. I learned from Kyle the Amphouse. That's all my New York.
Speaker 2:Right, that's where I learned my New York slang, slang and lingual from.
Speaker 1:That's only one other culture, really.
Speaker 2:But um, like we said from the previous episode, this episode is gonna be Back to normal, back to the regular.
Speaker 1:It's four hours long, just make it up.
Speaker 2:Back to them. Good old Two hour Thirty minute videos. I mean sounds, I mean podcasts that y'all love and enjoy so much.
Speaker 1:So much I know y'all do.
Speaker 2:I guess today we're going to be talking about, I guess the first thing we're going to do is Star Wars. Star Wars.
Speaker 1:A little bit of Star Wars here and there. All you motherfuckers back acne, listen up. All you neckbeards out there living in the basement as a motherfucker with the neckbeard myself. Listen.
Speaker 2:As a man living in the basement himself Listen up. Listen up, my people, for I am speaking.
Speaker 1:Listen and follow. So Reverend's going to go a little bit more into detail. He got a little bit more specific thing he's going to go to. I'm just going to bash on the last final movies. Really, that's all I'm going to bash on about. The hater in me cannot not hate.
Speaker 2:Get ready, bro, because whatever we say, we're going to receive all the fire from all sides. That's fine.
Speaker 1:I have a brother that's a Star Wars enthusiast.
Speaker 2:I have a brother that's a Star Wars enthusiast expert.
Speaker 1:No, I didn't have a fat check shit with him. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I'm going to listen to the episode after.
Speaker 2:Stand on ten. I'm going to stand on all ten with my nine toes For all the people that do love Star Wars. Get in, buckle in, because you're in for a wild ride.
Speaker 1:A wild one, a wild one.
Speaker 2:What you got bro, what you going to talk about bro.
Speaker 1:Okay, so off the rip, go ahead oh shit.
Speaker 2:Did you want to talk about?
Speaker 1:your week, I had nothing crazy. Yeah, I had nothing crazy.
Speaker 2:I don't even want to talk about my shit. I know it's going to hurt my fucking head again. I'm doing good right now. I'm vibing, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1:We're just going to my main. What's the word Gripe? My main gripe with the series is the final movies that they released, Starting from I don't know the names, I don't know it's the last ones. Let me pull it up it's the last ones Within the last couple years. It's the last one they released.
Speaker 2:Everybody say it. Okay, you don't even got to say that.
Speaker 1:We already know what you're starting from All of With Rey Finn and Kylo Ren. Nah, never mind. I ain't going to make that joke, but look, I'm a big fan of the.
Speaker 1:Watch it, pal. I'm a big fan, big fan of the original trilogy Of the Well, not the new trilogy, but the other trilogy, the original trilogy, this new trilogy, whatever the fuck they got going on that that I have not seen one of those movies more than two times Every other of the other movies from all trilogies Is it the Return of the Jedi? Return of the Jedi?
Speaker 2:Is it?
Speaker 1:Yeah. Return of the Jedi yeah, because that's when Skywalker's coming back. Luke is kind of coming back into it.
Speaker 2:You liked it from Return of the Jedi.
Speaker 1:No, I didn't like it. From Return of the Jedi.
Speaker 2:You didn't like Return of the Jedi.
Speaker 1:Uh-uh, I liked it Okay. Okay, when I say I don't like it, it's I don't like the characters the way they wrote, the characters the way they. This is the old one, oh, no, not that one, no, no, no, my fault, my fault yeah, I was about to say, wait a minute my fault, my fault, I'm lying off the rip my fault.
Speaker 2:The Force Awakens, hold on, we gotta see. Sorry y'all, we should have done a little bit more research. I really should have done a little bit more. I just want to come out here and hate on some real shit.
Speaker 1:Nah, force Awakens that's a 2015 movie that's the one right there, damn, but they've been writing these since 2015? Writing, or like they've been making these since 2015? Ain't no way that they're doing something. I don't know what y'all been doing Not writing. You write, not writing, because all they gave him was plot.
Speaker 2:Let me in there. I'm about to show y'all how to really spin a story. But yeah, since Star Wars the. Last Jedi that charts bro.
Speaker 1:I'd be like Brian from Family.
Speaker 2:Gun. I'll just do some. What did he do? What drug did he do? He did Adderall one, brian. Oh yeah, yeah. Well, he locked in man, had a whole language and everything showed it to the dude who created Games of Thrones or some shit like that. He's like this looks like you took Adderall and stayed up all night getting with all this or some bullshit like that.
Speaker 1:As someone that's done that wrong, that's how I feel. Like that's how I feel like it really be feeling like you're doing everything.
Speaker 2:So y'all getting mad at me because I was doing something productive and being creative, I bet.
Speaker 1:That's how it be. This the world we live in, this the cold world we live in.
Speaker 2:No, but you didn't like from the Force Awakens that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, before that everything else I used to watch it like. Like I said before, I was so much of a fan that even when it got a pop, I got the chinese chinese subtitles on my shit. I don't know where the fuck I got that shit from flea market. I was gonna say probably flea market. The shit was amazing, though. I about learned cantonese that year, bro.
Speaker 1:I about learned I about learned, bro, she was high. I was in there, bro. I was in there, bro, real shit, I was in there, bro, real shit. I was seeing it. I was seeing what they were saying, seeing the subtitles Ni ha ka la, ni ha ka la. Heck, yeah, that was it right there, bro. That's Mandalorian. For those who don't know, that's Mandalorian, mandalorian.
Speaker 2:That's.
Speaker 1:Mandalorian right there. What you talking about, bro, that's the Star Wars.
Speaker 2:That's the Star Wars Emmy, but uh. What would? What would you like about the?
Speaker 1:Compare the new to the old, okay, so check this out. So, check this out. Okay, so the old, what is it that? So the old one they would make the old movie.
Speaker 2:What is it that Twists your nipples so hard that it irritates?
Speaker 1:you, you could, you could really see. You could really see the CGI difference, not the. We're not even gonna go with the. If you make a new movie Nowadays, the CGI better be Better than what it used to be, you would think. You would think I've seen some shows, but I've seen some.
Speaker 2:Movies and shows, but I've seen.
Speaker 1:I saw a show on YouTube One time and I was like I was like you know a show looks good, but I was like it's probably an old show, you know, judging by the CGI. You know I was like ain't no white, what the fuck? Hey bro.
Speaker 2:But I get it. People have budgets, bro. I'm not gonna you know.
Speaker 1:Ask for more money. Ask for more money because you know, at the end of the day, I'm not here for what the fuck you writing about. I'm not here for the lesbian scene. I'm here to see giant animals. I'm trying to see some animals getting shot at. That's what I'm trying to see realistically Some dinosaurs and shit, but no, so in the old ones you could really feel like you could just feel like everything they had to endure, like all right, you know they going through. You know like will he make it out, even though you know he a Jedi or something? You know how is he going to get out of this? You know how is he going to defeat all these droids and everything you know? Or the whole drama with Darth Vader, or like Anakin, followed with the senator, with Padme.
Speaker 1:Oh okay, that was forbidden love right there. That was forbidden love out there. That was forbidden love. You can't do that. Now they're trying to do that on these new ones with Kylo Ren trying to be in a, trying to like Rey. It was like the sexual tension but I'm like why y'all need that shit in there? There was no need for that sex. Wait, what were they related or something? Or they weren't related, but he could feel like the force coming out, like they were connected by the force, type shit so the force.
Speaker 1:Skype. That's what they like. But these motherfuckers always, like he would appear motherfucker fresh out the shower. That's that one scene when that motherfucker got that shit all the way up here, bro, he fresh out the shower, whatever connected with fine shit over like over like galaxies apart, right, and they're like connected to each other and like they're watching each other like through a force that's what people were saying.
Speaker 2:They call it force Skype. That's what people don't like.
Speaker 1:I was like what the fuck is that?
Speaker 2:why why?
Speaker 1:why they gotta have a love interest, why they gotta, why it's part of the story it's part of the story.
Speaker 2:It's part of the story. It's part of Kylo Ren's development or his character development. Not even that's what they say, not even I don't know Whoever the fuck was writing that. I don't know if.
Speaker 1:George Lucas was writing it or not, bro. Whoever the fuck was writing it, george Lucas had nothing to do with it.
Speaker 2:That's where y'all fucked up. That's whenever Disney took over everything. Is that what Disney took over? Yeah?
Speaker 1:Blade Disney then, because I don't even know why they had to add that in there.
Speaker 2:And then, like the blood armor, everything going on with him. Go ahead and tell the people what you're down like, bro. Tell them. Let them know, bro, get it off your chest bro.
Speaker 1:All right. And then let me tell you about this I was so hyped when I seen the Stormtrooper Stormtrooper taking off his helmet and it's a black Stormtrooper. Fuck, he's breaking it, they're breaking my mind with it. And then they don't give this man, they ride him in such a shit way Like this man apparently can't do shit, he can't shoot, he can't do nothing bro, why, bro? Let this man do some crazy shit, bro? He already a Stormtrooper, he's already like a super soldier. Let this man do some shit. Nah, they ain't gonna. Let him do nothing, bro. The whole time.
Speaker 1:He's just following behind Ray the whole time. You know he's just getting magically saved and shit. Shit, piss me off, bro, shit. There's no sustenance to these movies, bro. Graphic wise, or like what is it called? Visual wise, amazing Story wise? Just ass bro. Just ass bro. And you can't even do that Cause old the store-wise. Just ass bro, just ass bro. And he can't even do that because old the old cgi. You can feel more emotion with the old cgi that you can do now, bro.
Speaker 2:It was just he had no part in the force awakens bro oh, he had no part he it says he didn't like it either he didn't like it either. There you go, the man himself, the man himself bro created this shit himself. Didn't like that sorry what does that say?
Speaker 1:and then the other thing with right the man himself, bro, who created this shit himself. That's R&R. What does that say? And then the other thing with Ray Bitch it's like she playing the game on easy mode. She's unlocking powers left, right, center, bro. She's getting everything. Oh, she knows how to do this. She knows how to do this.
Speaker 2:Plot armor, plot armor through the mag.
Speaker 1:She spends a couple days with Luke and she knows everything couple days with luke and she knows everything, like I get.
Speaker 2:I get they're trying to like make it appeal to more people and like a different audience, audience and everything. But it's like, bro, y'all kind of reaching a little bit, bro y'all reaching a little too hard, bro y'all gotta don't, don't be cheap and sell it short, you know yeah add a little bit more to it, add a little bit flavor to it. Bro put some bro.
Speaker 1:They could have done so much with fam bro, instead this dude just he's a regular dude somehow.
Speaker 2:Suicide mission.
Speaker 1:bro, it's just bro, bro use this fam, bro, make him do some crazy shit. Bro, they did what?
Speaker 2:they did, bro. You know what I want to see Some bounty hunters, bro. That's what I need. Just give me shows about straight-up bounty hunters.
Speaker 1:That's why they made that show, bro, the Mandalorian show. Have you seen that?
Speaker 2:I've seen some of it.
Speaker 1:You've seen some of it. That's what it is, bro. That show Actually pretty good the show.
Speaker 2:The show's pretty good, it was pretty good. Yeah, I don't know, bro, I mean, I really haven't seen much of. Star Wars I remember seeing that that's when shit hit the.
Speaker 1:I remember seeing that shit. Fuck it. They started shooting back. They started shooting the Jedis bro.
Speaker 2:Bro. No, yeah, it was crazy bro, they were all teamed up and everything Just turned around. Yeah, and then they started like they heard the thing coming through the fucking intercoms, Bitch-ass Palpat seeing Arab, the own people, turn against. And I say damn bro, Motherfuckers, was speeding, running away, driving, Everybody's fucking getting shot, fighting for their lives. But I said damn bro, this shit's pretty good. Y'all can't tell me that was not a good point.
Speaker 2:That was good. I know motherfuckers had they, bro. I ain't even gonna say I know there was, I know there was gooning. I was like where's it going with this, bro? That was a good part right there in the story, y'all can't tell me that was not a good part in the story. That shit was an iconic part in the story, but they just needed these new movies.
Speaker 1:They just needed more, more process, like, I feel, like the whole movie. You knew what was going to happen, like it was just what was going to happen before they even happened. Bro, I bet they're going to find the top of this rock and she's going to escape.
Speaker 2:All right, let me ask you real quick, sorry Go ahead. Did you expect the outcome of when Anakin fought? Fuck what's his name, I know who you're talking about.
Speaker 1:I forget his name too.
Speaker 2:What the fuck's his name? I know who you're talking about Fuck my brain His master, it's Master, it's Master, it's Master. Yeah, I know who you're talking about.
Speaker 1:I know who you're talking about. Fuck Ding-a-wing, some shit like that. Hold on, Hold on bro.
Speaker 2:Everyone playing. How the fuck y'all talking about Star Wars and having an opinion if y'all don't even know the character's name?
Speaker 1:Look, that's the best part.
Speaker 2:That's the best part. I'm uh is Qui Qui Gon Jin, qui Gon Jin, qui Gon Obi-Wan.
Speaker 1:Obi-Wan. There you fucking go, the other dude. The other dude was uh, uh, god damn, I forgot his name. Uh, the dude from Taken, liam Neeson, is that? Uh, qui Gon Jin? Dude, it's the other dude. It's the other dude, it's Obi-Wan's master oh shit okay yeah, it's the other dude, it's Obi-Wan's master. Oh shit, okay yeah.
Speaker 2:So Obi-Wan is Anakin's master, yeah.
Speaker 1:His mentor right yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, how did you feel like that fight was going to turn out whenever I ain't going to lie.
Speaker 1:I ain't going to lie.
Speaker 2:Did you think he was going to turn that way, bro? What do you mean? Like whenever he started Palpatine Bruh, how you not know, that was fucking that whole time Boy got me, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:It was a hood over his face. Bruh, that's it. Bro. Could nobody Place these two, these two, this motherfucker not here, but this motherfucker here. Nobody could place Put that shit together. But If I was there I would've known I was Wait a minute. Put that shit Would've got zapped on the spot.
Speaker 2:I just pulled the rug over his head. Wait a minute, that shit does not look good on you. Then walk away.
Speaker 1:Didn't even pay attention that he looks like the kid Coyote. Coyote, be like you done, do it to me. Nah, so you can see it, cause it's towards the end. It's towards the end. You already, this motherfucker already. You can see it Cause the motherfucker Started dressing all black bro. His drip throughout the movie started changing bro.
Speaker 2:I didn't even notice that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, his drip just started changing because it goes from brown it starts getting darker and darker. At the end it's just straight black.
Speaker 2:I didn't even notice that that's when they fought.
Speaker 1:But I was like what happened? No, keep going, sir. So I was like bro't no way this motherfucker going to turn into it. I had seen that trilogy first and then I went back and seen the original trilogy. It was the other way. I had seen the original trilogy first and then seen this one. I was like ain't no way he going to turn. It started clicking in my mind Wait, he's Darth Vader.
Speaker 1:It started clicking Is wait. He's darth vader and it started and it started click. It started clicking. That's wait. Is this how he turns? And I'm watching it. I'm watching. I'm like, wait, is this how he turns? Ain't no way this, over a bridge, over the hoods, to to be real reasonable, crash out, reasonable, crash out. Wait. Then she died. Yeah, she died at birth right poor padme, he lost everything.
Speaker 2:He lost everything bro. He lost it all bro.
Speaker 1:And then it took his kids. They took his kids too. He didn't even know he had kids.
Speaker 2:Damn bro. They did him dirty bro. The man lost it.
Speaker 1:You were the chosen one, bro, but I seen it bro, I seen it bro, I'm just watching this. Then he's going to turn into the doctor. Then he fought him and then he lost.
Speaker 2:Well, how'd you think about the whole fight scene, the fight scene was hard bro.
Speaker 1:That shit was so climatic, just for it to have that outcome.
Speaker 2:Don't do it, don't you do it, boy, I got the high ground boy, yo, he would jump.
Speaker 1:To be fair To be fair, to be fair, that be fair, to be fair, that ending.
Speaker 2:What the fuck did he think the ending was a little?
Speaker 1:What the fuck did he think? Hey bro, that be me sometime. That be me sometime.
Speaker 2:I'm like you get caught up, I'm going to throw a punch.
Speaker 1:I'm going to throw a punch Midway through a punch. I'm going to hit a backflip, just to see, as I hit the backflip, grand that, to be fair, in the heat of battle, in the heat of battle, I've done the same shit. No cap, I would do it.
Speaker 2:I would do it too bad matter of fact? No, bro, because they were fighting right by the lava. You knew good and dead. Well more I would have stepped away from the fucking. Do a flip.
Speaker 1:They were fighting on the lava because they were fighting on the little things. That, like, bro, fighting was crazy, don't go on crazy with it. That and and. Though I was like yeah, I don't know what the fuck he was thinking. That shit had me dead bro In the heat of battle. I had done the same shit, just just Bro. Imagine bro.
Speaker 2:He literally just comes up to me, smacks me, you don't tell me what to do. Does a front flip over me Right as soon as I see his back, right in front of me, force pushed his ass, to be fair, but imagine if he landed it, though.
Speaker 1:Just imagine if he landed. That would've been the coldest. If he would've landed, that would've been crazy, the coldest kill in history. Bro, backflip To the sword, cut him in half. Tell me that shit would've been cold.
Speaker 2:It would've been cold.
Speaker 1:It would've been cold, bro, but he did, but Sally, but Sally, he did, but Sally, he didn't hit that shit.
Speaker 2:Man got left in two. Bro had his whole wound cauterized, bro Caterized or whatever you want to call it.
Speaker 1:And then at the end of the movie, bro, when you start seeing, they're fixing him, they're putting him together, bro.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, Ain't no damn way, bro. And they put the helmet on him.
Speaker 1:That's him, that's Darth Vader.
Speaker 2:They didn't know, they didn't want you to know.
Speaker 1:And then it links up, bro, and then you watch the original trilogy and it's just them with the spaceship just boarding the ship. Bro, bro, bro, cold bro. That's how you make a movie.
Speaker 2:That's how you make a fucking movie, disney, take notes. I know y'all making trillions, billions of dollars from this, bro, but take notes, bro. All right, listen to us small time podcasters money can't fix corny money can't.
Speaker 1:If you corny, if you start with some corny shit off the rip, money can't fix it, no matter how rich you are. If your shit suck from the begin, it's gonna suck at the end and y'all done nothing but sucking dick, oh shit like I get.
Speaker 2:Like I said they want to appeal to. Like I get. Like I said they want to appeal to new audiences.
Speaker 1:No, I'm not going to fuck them Because halfway through a fucking movie they're on a rich-ass planet for no reason. What's the reason they didn't need to be on that planet? What was the Make? These two sexual tension motherfuckers just fucking fuck in front of the screen and then let them fight it out. I could have done with that, would have been a better movie. But nah, this motherfucker just looking into the screen. He said what he said, just holding his breath Sweating and then started just looking at it. What the fuck is that Bro?
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 1:Three movies, three movies like that.
Speaker 2:Y'all need new writers, bro. I'm going to tell y'all that straight up, y'all need me. Let us write the next movie. Fuck it, let us.
Speaker 1:Fuck it on y'all's money.
Speaker 2:I literally go to Pornhub and put the Pornhub video pitch the porn episode of Star Wars to them.
Speaker 1:Triple A Star Wars. I forgot how to look up that video.
Speaker 2:Look at all the people looking it up right now.
Speaker 1:They didn't know about it.
Speaker 2:Look at you nasty.
Speaker 1:Nah, they knew, Go take a cold shower. Go take a cold shower little hornball.
Speaker 2:Who was the iconic characters that stood out the most to you? Like which ones were like damn Okay, okay.
Speaker 1:When I was little I'd say Darth, Maul bro, Darth.
Speaker 2:Maul. Okay, Darth Maul.
Speaker 1:Darth Maul coming out this scene, because you really just you see Darth Maul when he's chasing, when he's chasing Green the other dude is it Tatooine? I believe in the sand planet, or whatever. When he pulled up on them, you know they got a little fight scene over there when they're trying to escape I was like who is this dude? You know who's challenging him?
Speaker 2:That man, look cold. Who's challenging him?
Speaker 1:You know, motherfucker pulled up on that Speedster, you know, parked that shit right there, had that little drone searched and everything found him. Motherfucker, little drone searching everything found him. Motherfucking put up, waited for him and everything. That was cold. I don't think you know. That's the last we're going to see of him. And that motherfucker waiting for them at the Capitol opens up that door, just hits him with that two double lightsaber.
Speaker 2:I was about to say, bro, I know you lost it because you had the regular lightsaber right. Then the other side came out, bro.
Speaker 1:It's like a double on the dildo. What the fuck.
Speaker 2:That's how you do it. Take notes, Disney Bro. I seen that. Fuck all that electricity shit that Ray can do. Fuck that shit, Not even fucking cool. We seen that shit already and then fucking.
Speaker 1:Palpatine over here fucking destroying like hella destroys, and shit, show us something. So what Like? So what? So that man can do all that? But then little bitch ass Ray Can just kill him. That's what I'm saying, bro. That shit, even though this bitch Don't know half the tricks, but somehow knows half the tricks.
Speaker 2:My head starting to hurt again bro.
Speaker 1:I can't wait to hear what y'all gotta fucking say About this, bro, darth Maul, darth Maul coming out, but just it just had that aura Boy, that Motherfucker pulled Wap JBL, bro, all that shit. I'm about to make an edit on that shit, bro, because the way he really pulled up and started doing that, bro, I mean.
Speaker 2:We're going to have to make an Instagram post about that.
Speaker 1:Obi-Wan did get him, though. They lose to Obi-Wan, but it's Obi-Wan.
Speaker 2:You got to give him that. Okay, eli, you're losing to a grandmaster, bro. Come on, you lose to someone good so. I'll give you that, but it's expected. You know who I thought was like, who like struck if I was to be a character in Star Wars, bro. No cap bro. This is just me personally, I don't know. It's just a vibe or something. General Grievous bro.
Speaker 1:General.
Speaker 2:Grievous Bro. I swear, but he does make like the hair on my neck. Try to like stick up yeah yeah, he didn't.
Speaker 1:He didn't strike. I tell you that, okay. Okay, I agree with you. He didn't strike fear, because when they first show him, you know that motherfucker just coughing, dying on the fucking. I'm like bro, what the fuck? Bro retired. Then I see he got lungs and everything. I'm like wait a minute. Wait a minute. Yeah, ogumon pulls up on him, and then we'll fucking put up with the rotating lights. Ayy.
Speaker 2:That man pulled up with four lights Wasn't it four.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was four. It was four or some shit.
Speaker 2:He got four hands he had two, then he had four, and then we start crawling.
Speaker 1:Nah, that crawling is crazy.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, bro.
Speaker 1:When he gets down and starts calling like that with his fucking.
Speaker 2:Hey, y'all telling me bro no, general Grievous.
Speaker 1:He lived up to his name, bro, he lived up to his name.
Speaker 2:Imagine if he wasn't sick as he was, bro, imagine.
Speaker 1:That's what y'all should do movies on Motherfuckers like that. That really struck fear, Like really was.
Speaker 2:Right, really had them dogs.
Speaker 1:Because all we got is lore. Really go out in the heyday. What they used to do, you know, for each one of them lightsabers he had to kill a.
Speaker 2:Jedi. Let us see what happened. Let us see that. I know it's in comics, I know it's in all that shit. Yeah, but making it to a fucking show.
Speaker 1:That's what y'all need to make a movie Instead of two fucking dudes fucking edging each other through force guide.
Speaker 2:Y'all don't want to do some dumb stuff.
Speaker 1:What I find crazy is how, how the fuck do I say?
Speaker 2:this. How thinking vain it is real shit. No, it's just. I like the way they had the characters, but like the villains was like different compared like back then to the new movies. I mean the new ones they had like what, the lieutenant people, the, the generals or whatever.
Speaker 1:Those are pretty cool, to be fair. I mean the enemies nowadays, new movies. It's a smaller fleet? I believe no, it's a bigger fleet, I don't know. The thing is they're not like iconic enemies, they're not like bosses in a sense you had that one, Captain Phasma.
Speaker 2:I think that's what it was. The silver bitch. I want to say I'm not sure that's what it was. The silver bitch. I want to say I'm not sure I had to.
Speaker 1:Let me look it up real quick. Well, that bitch got clad quick. I mean, she got taken hostage, she got taken hostage, and then she died. She was still pretty cool though. I mean, her armor was cool and everything. She was cool and everything, but it really wasn't Avengers level threat for me. You feel me like, Like you If you say that I'm like Was it her?
Speaker 2:Yeah, this is the one that the With the silver helmet. Yeah, she had like the.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, silver armor I thought that was pretty cool.
Speaker 2:I mean, whether y'all like them or not, but I mean it's just not, it's not, it's not the same.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the main, the main enemies Were just, was just, kylo Ren. Really, the man attacking us was just Kylo Ren.
Speaker 2:I don't know, bro, sorry, I was doing some research, but no, but who else did you have that you liked a lot?
Speaker 1:Goddamn, what was his name? Fuck that, doug dude. Hold on, bro, hold on. Doug dude, I just had his name. You know who I like, who how do you say his name Bosk?
Speaker 2:Bosk the lizard dude, the bounty hunter.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, I thought he was pretty dope bro.
Speaker 2:Motherfucker could throw venom like that toxic stuff.
Speaker 1:There's dude Jar Jar Binks bro.
Speaker 2:Charge him up bro.
Speaker 1:Jar Jar Binks bro no.
Speaker 2:One of the most iconic characters, the Jar Jar Binks. You talking about Sith Lord, jar Jar Binks, sith Lord. Jar Jar Binks he's the one who who told the people to put Palpatine in bruh. He's the one that pretty much like did he? He like he had, like oh he was, he was in the. They kind of like said I guess they were trying to find somebody to fill in the spot or whatever, and I guess he kind of like insinuated they should like put palpatine or some bullshit in there.
Speaker 1:It was something yeah, it was something like that. Yeah, because that's what he was working for, oh, for padman, everything, I think.
Speaker 2:So it was something like that I really can't remember, bro. Like I said, I haven't seen. I I haven't seen too much of it, but I've seen certain.
Speaker 1:No no, you're right, yeah, yeah it was something like that yeah, something like that. Yeah, but no darker beings. I did like the storyline they had with, like young Anakin when he was over there.
Speaker 2:In the sand.
Speaker 1:In the sand shit. You know, when he was actually racing the Power Rangers and everything I actually did, like the backstory they gave for him and everything you know, showing him like where he can— Motherfucker, he really came from nothing. He really came from being a whole spaceship commanding the whole Legion. Bro, right, he? Really came from nothing, from the trenches. Real shit, he was a slave. He got bought out by to be fair with some Jedi tricks or whatever. But bro, he really made it out, bro, he really made it out the trenches bro, he really made it out the trenches, bro, him and R2-D2.
Speaker 1:I don't know how the fuck R2-D2 stay in every single movie, bro.
Speaker 2:That motherfucker stay alive bro, what was the other one? C-3po, yeah, c-3po 2. C-3po 2, bro, every time.
Speaker 1:I'm like bro, what the fuck? The whole destroyer blew up. Bro, how the fuck did yo bro? He just bro, I don't know how he they, both of them. I don't know how they stayed up because all the other Joys they get a shot because they're having to be. They stay getting shot. Every other joint stay getting shot. Goddamn R2-D2 stay like he survived. Does he really have that plot armor?
Speaker 2:Does he have that plot armor? They got some plot armor on them, bro you didn't like Chewbacca.
Speaker 1:Chewbacca I liked in like a sense of well, he's just there. I didn't really mind him, I really Han Solo. I like Han Solo, yeah, Han Solo.
Speaker 2:I like Han Solo.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Han Solo was cool, Han Solo. I liked him. But at the time when I was watching him he was just a little too arrogant for me. I was like, come on, you got to help him out, bro. You really got to help him out, bro. You're the best and you know it. You're the best and you know it, you make motherfuckers bad.
Speaker 2:He good at his job, bro, bro, he really they be trying to tell him we need you.
Speaker 1:Nah, I can't even help you, bro. This motherfucker be waiting. This motherfucker be waiting, bro. It's that oil Motherfucker be farming oil, bro. This motherfucker just pulls up. As soon as everybody about to die, bro, as soon as everybody about to die, this man pulls up. Jbl speaker again, bro, just blasting that shit.
Speaker 2:Shoots down everything, bro, Shoots down everything bro, maybe they're pulling up with the Fortune and Son playing.
Speaker 1:Bo Hebe Dun-dun.
Speaker 2:Dun-dun.
Speaker 1:But for Chewbacca I really don't, I really don't.
Speaker 2:You didn't really like Chewbacca, like that.
Speaker 1:The only. I like the fight that they had at that one planet where it's all the other like Chewbacca's race, whatever they're called the Wookiees the Wookiees there you go and they're all fighting at this planet, and then they're fighting against a clone or whatever.
Speaker 2:Oh, I think clones. I think clones are the. I know I know you're talking about like on the beach area or something like that Beach, that other planet, yeah, the foresty, the forest planet.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I like that fight scene. I like that, all right, and Ryan for real bro. Motherfucker with the Bro. Bro. You tell him. Now we tell Y'all see, y'all see, y'all see how these memorable characters, these memorable characters stay Exactly, I can't remember, but but the only three other characters Formed up from the other shit and that's just cause I had to do research on them.
Speaker 2:That's the only reason who else? Who else you got? Oh, what did you like about Mace?
Speaker 1:Windu, I hate that Bubba. He's just nice with it, brother. The way he kill what's the Bubba Fett? At the time I think it was Bubba Fett or Jabba Fett, whatever it was one of those two. But the way he just cut his head off you know they actually had one where he was it was going to be like a more deadly kill yeah but they took it out, so they just put the.
Speaker 1:Damn, I didn't know that they had one where he was going like fuck him up, fuck him up. For whatever reasons, they decided not to go that way.
Speaker 2:I didn't know that.
Speaker 1:But Maze, I was like Maze, he went against Palpatine too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he did. Yeah, yeah, Because that's where he got shot off with electricity or whatever. Yeah, Did he end up dying then, or did he live?
Speaker 1:I think that's when he died they say he died they say he died, or did he actually die? Yeah, cause the fight? The fight was.
Speaker 2:Cause I seen somebody Make like a fan Fan Video or whatever, or a fan movie.
Speaker 1:Uh huh, offense Survival or something like that.
Speaker 2:They had found him In a temple Hiding when they had, I mean Like executed Order 66 or something.
Speaker 1:Hold up.
Speaker 2:I think Darth Vader Found him.
Speaker 1:Damn.
Speaker 2:It was like a fan-made video, oh okay, okay, okay, it was good though I can't, remember the name of it.
Speaker 1:Some of the fan videos are honestly better than the new movies.
Speaker 2:Than the new Star Wars. I say it once. I say it again I say it with my chest.
Speaker 1:But who else? Who else? Yoda, you know, yoda. Right Yoda was cool Finding what was that dude's name, count Dooku when he was fighting Count Dooku.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, count yeah he was good. Motherfucker thought he had him Really. He thought he had him.
Speaker 1:His style, his dueling style, yeah, his dueling style Was really nice, the way he moved Everything.
Speaker 2:Shit was cold.
Speaker 1:My boy was clean with it. Right, he was cold you know, I always wondered, cause I was like, okay, you're blocking it, why can't you just retract your sword, your lightsaber? My bad guys, I didn't mean to say sword, I meant to say lightsaber. Retract the lightsaber and then turn it on again. Apparently, that's not a Jedi way, or that's a dishonorable way of fighting. Me, I would have been a really dishonorable motherfucker. I would use that shit every day. That's the only thing I would've used.
Speaker 2:I would've upped it on. I would've just pulled that whole Uzi, bro, brrrr.
Speaker 1:Whole Uzi blaster. What you prefer when they were fighting the droids or the clones? The droids, bro the droids, okay okay.
Speaker 2:I liked it when they Fought the droids bro it really didn't feel more like like a fight.
Speaker 1:The thing is they gave the droids so much personality, bro, like like at least a little clankers. They gave them some like so like. But I was like why they, why they making like jokes and shit, how we threw a bottle like battle, like it's a point where they like they drop their guns and they run and they just thought they start running like they're legit and start running like it's a jedi. I'm like what? What the fuck?
Speaker 2:I thought y'all supposed to like listen to whatever the fuck they tell, y'all right. They made them into humorous characters that add to the, to the plot, to the story the joys were so good. The joy like unlike them, busted up ass. Star troopers that they got out there, stormtroopers, sorry but um, that, that, that's.
Speaker 1:That's the only thing I have with with the star wars Wars universe. It has to be done, but the fact that these motherfuckers can't hear shit Can't hear shit bro? Why, bro? I know, unless it was the elites.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, Like the Sith Lord's Guard or whatever.
Speaker 1:Or the Royal Guard type of thing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the senators, you're talking about some cold people, bro, those elites.
Speaker 1:Those are the ones.
Speaker 2:You're telling me that whole drip Brad drip was crazy.
Speaker 1:You only like this guy if he can't hunt a Jedi as well.
Speaker 2:That shit is crazy bro.
Speaker 1:They were drippy, they were drippy bro, that shit is immaculate drip, bro. I think that's the one. Darth Vader, I think he killed two of them, four of them. Four of them by himself for real. Uh huh, damn, he killed four of them, but yeah, before he actually, before he actually tried to kill Babatine you know what?
Speaker 2:some other good stuff though the the Ewoks, bro, I like the Ewoks, oh yeah, oh yeah. So there's, I'm gonna give y'all a little breakdown of the planet of Endor, or the name of. I forgot what the ewoks call it. They call it something else the moon, the, the forest moon, I guess, whatever you want to call it.
Speaker 1:Oh, there's a moon. Oh yeah, no moon.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, so ewoks are like small bear-like creatures that adapted to this, to the dense forest of indoor. They live in elaborate tree villages high above the ground, mainly for protection against ground-based predators. Predators, you say so? I didn't know that they had like three known predators on that planet, okay, which is the Gorax, the Hanadoc and the Boar Wolves. So the Gorax is just like a giant, monstrous creature that lives in caves and hunts Ewoks, and Ewoks tell stories about them in folklore and some tribes have fought them and killed them in the past. The other one is a large bear-like carnivorous beast, or whatever, and the Ewoks just make sure to avoid their territory, or whatever. And then the boar wolves are just like a regular size wolf type of shit, but they hunt at night and in packs or whatever.
Speaker 1:Okay, see, that's the time, that's time, shit. I want to see right shit like that so the ewok society and habits.
Speaker 2:So there's a trivial structure. So the ewoks are divided into clans, each with a chieftain. Their spiritual magical leader is the shaman, such as a low gray. Low gray who uses herbs and mystical objects in ceremonies. They have good craftsmanship. They're skilled in woodcraft, weaving primitive metalwork. They build rope bridges, wood gliders and catapults. They're good at hunting, trapping and foraging. The way they combat is they like to ambush, do like the tree traps the log traps and everything Little ass things be moving in.
Speaker 2:Big ass logs bro, big ass fucking logs bro. And so their diets consist of small game. Like rodents, birds, lizards, they can trap large creatures and cut them too.
Speaker 1:Oh shit. They eat plants and fruits I was gonna say I mean, they've done that to the, they did it to the humans and the stormtroopers they did it too.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, when they were fighting with them. Well, because the rebels, the rebels were there and then they captured yeah, they captured them, they talked to them.
Speaker 1:Well, it was just han and princess leia and luke was it c-3po that talked to them? Yeah, it was some shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was a three-peat, yeah, yeah funny thing about the ewoks though the ewoks, there's like a whole thing that insinuates that the ewoks were like trapping and eating the stormtroopers oh stormtroopers, so it says. Notably, they were seen cooking and prepared to eat imperial prisoners at the end of the Return of the Jedi, hinting that they might have eaten stormtroopers post-battle. Oh shit, they were cleaning up. They were cleaning up really, so they were known to eat people. Be a little bit cannibalistic against the people.
Speaker 1:Well, not really cannibalistic, because they just Well yeah, yeah, not cannibalistic, but eat the people.
Speaker 2:There's a little harder.
Speaker 1:Really, there's a little harder.
Speaker 2:There was some pretty cool stuff like that happened on indoor, like, for example, when uh second, uh death star, whatever it's called when it blew up you know, they blew it up and then there was people that were trapped on the planet, like the stormtroopers or whatever. They were stuck on there so they had, like no way of communicating for backup or whatever, which they did try and do, but there was no success because, you know, everybody was like, oh, yeah, yeah, they were all scrambling shit yeah the empire has fallen, bro.
Speaker 2:That should be a movie title. So they said like the conditions were really harsh, like stormtroopers had to deal with dense human forest, dangerous wildlife and terrain unsuitable for speeder bikes, so they really couldn't use for speeder bikes, so they really couldn't use their speeder bikes like that. So that was another yeah disadvantage that they were at. Then you had to worry about the ewoks. They were doing like guerrilla tactics and terrorizing them at night they are some medicines, bro.
Speaker 1:They some medicines bro.
Speaker 2:They bro yeah like at the middle of the night. That actually happened and happened to one of the people. There was this account from TK622's account in Star Wars Battlefront, the Twilight Company. It says an Imperial officer recalls how the Ewoks tore apart his squad with traps in sheer numbers. So inside that story it was like a regular trooper assigned to the indoor garrison Because you know, the Empire had made like a base to protect the shield generator type of deal for the death star or whatever. So they manually handled like patrols and they guarded the shield generator or whatever. Um, before the battle, him and his squad mocked the ewoks because they were like bro they ain't gonna do nothing.
Speaker 2:They're just small people right, right, right. They thought they were yeah so after the death star was destroyed, the forces, you know, everything collapsed and everything. So only a few of them were stuck on that planet, so some of them either got killed by the ewoks or they booked it deep into the forest okay so they either died from like traps that the ewoks had, they died from the large predators that were out there, like the bear thing or like the wolves or whatever, or the cave thing, so it says right here.
Speaker 2:He describes Ewok traps appearing everywhere swinging logs, spiked pits, falling boulders. His squad lost members one by one, usually during the night they would hear drums and war cries, but never saw their attackers. Ewoks used guerrilla warfare, setting fires to flush storm troopers into ambushes, cutting off supply routes and even stealing their food and weapons. Nah, that's crazy. So tk-622 was the last survivor squad of his squad. He was eventually captured and taken to an ewok village where his face is left unclear, but given the ewoks habit of roasting prisoners seen in the return of the jed, it's strongly implied that he was eaten. Damn, that's pretty crazy shit, bro. There's this other crazy story, though, bro. There's this one stormtrooper. He made it to a bunker and he managed to hold himself into a bunker and survived off the food or whatever, and he ended up going crazy. Bro. Oh, it was just him by himself. Yeah, it was just him by himself.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was just him by himself. Oh, fuck that bro, I just shoot myself really hold on. Let me try and find it real quick now imagine you'd be in the bunker by yourself, bro, and then you just watch everybody just die and everything and everything, bro, bro, I'm not trying to survive at that point, but I'm trying to find a blast and just shooting myself. I'm done, bro, because what you're gonna do if the food runs out, what you?
Speaker 2:Some of them tried to like scavenge and live off the land and everything, but it was too harsh for them. Yeah.
Speaker 1:I bet yeah, nah, bro, that's not even a fight. I'm trying to win really Right?
Speaker 2:So one of the longest-lasting survivors after Endor's fall was an unnamed store trooper who managed to take shelter inside the ruins of an imperial bunker. He survived imperial bunker. He survived for months, rationing what little imperial rations he had left. Ewoks watched him constantly peeking in through cracks and holes in the bunker walls. He refused to leave, fearing that the moment he stepped outside they would get him hell no, that motherfucker is watching you too.
Speaker 2:He started hearing voices, whether it was his own madness or the ewoks taunting him. He didn't know. When a rebel scout team found him, he had covered the walls with scribbled imperial codes and warnings. He repeatedly mumbled they don't sleep, they wait, nah, so the rebels evacuated him.
Speaker 1:Oh, they did.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they evacuated him, but he was never the same. He later disappeared, with some believing he escaped back to Endor, convincing he still had unfinished business. Nah.
Speaker 1:But they say he went crazy. Bro, I started dragging myself under. No Real shit. Real shit. Y'all want to watch. I'll give you something to watch. I'll tap myself on the screen.
Speaker 2:So there was this other one. This is called the Lost Patrol. It was Imperial stragglers, and the hunter becomes the hunted. All right, after the shield generator was destroyed, a squad of stormtroopers was cut off from the Imperial reinforcements and forced to retreat into the jungle. They set up a makeshift camp and planned to regroup. However, ewoks began attacking at night, dragging away soldiers one by one. So, on the first night, one stormtrooper went missing while on watch duty. They found his helmet in the morning filled with blood, but no body. That shit's crazy though, bro. Little Ewoks. Just fucking ruthless bro.
Speaker 1:Bro, it's crazy because everybody underestimates little.
Speaker 2:Ewoks bro.
Speaker 1:Fuck Damn Little short bastards, bro.
Speaker 2:So on the second night, the Ewoks attacked again, this time using poison, tip arrows and traps. A soldier was caught in a spike pit and left to bleed out. On the third night, the survivors attempted to barricade themselves in a cave, but ewok set fires at the entrance, forcing them to come out.
Speaker 2:And then they lost more stormtroopers, bro, they was, they was, that's what I'm saying bro, if you were stuck on indoor, bro as a stormtrooper, bro as the, the empire, whatever this is what we need to see, right, that's what I want to see like accounts. They need to make a horror-based show about a stormtrooper that was trying to survive and live after the the fall of the empire somebody do this and this is disney bro y'all gotta do something, bro, they can make good horror out of this, bro, make, make it gory, make it good, and so on the final stand.
Speaker 2:The last few troopers attempted to make it to the remains of the Imperial bunker, hoping for supplies. Only one man made it, but he was found weeks later, completely insane, running about eyes in the trees.
Speaker 1:It was the dude. It was the dude who went. He's it was a little dude.
Speaker 2:It was like he went crazy in the bunker.
Speaker 1:He survived oh, it was him, it was him. Oh shit, this is his story. Like he survived, oh, continue. Oh, that was him.
Speaker 2:That was inside the bunker. That went crazy did you? Uh, you played battlefront 2 right yes, the old one or new one? The the new one yeah the latest ones.
Speaker 1:Yeah, um, you play the ewok game over there. That shit is fun. That shit is pretty fun, bro. That's like you know that scaled back a little bit bro. So, bro, some shit like that.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying, bro. That shit is crazy, bro. Ah, there was this other one. So there was one squad that ran out of food after two weeks in the jungle, trapped between Ewok patrols and deadly predators. They faced a horrifying choice die of starvation or turn on each other. So first they ate the bodies of the fallen stormtroopers, rationing flesh to stay alive, bro. And then, when one soldier died from an ewok arrow wound, they cooked his remains to prevent sickness. They cooked his remains to eat or whatever. Eventually some turned on each other, murdering weaker members for food. And then a rebel scout team found the remains of their camp weeks later bodies half eaten, stormtrooper armor stripped down and signs of ritualistic carvings in the trees. And then, it says, the last survivor was found sitting in a daze, clutching a stormtrooper helmet full of bones. When questioned, he simply whispered. It was the only way no, bro, because this is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:That is good, though do something with this shit bro fuck it, fuck.
Speaker 1:I'm about to go to disney. Ask you know how much for the rights, how much for the rights, right, quick, slide them between bro, they could make so much good.
Speaker 2:They could spin out of this, but since they're the owners of it.
Speaker 1:Star Wars is dead. Basically, star Wars is dead.
Speaker 2:They could just do a spinoff thing.
Speaker 1:They won't because this is ran by a bunch of bitches. I would love to see some shit like that.
Speaker 2:Right. So they had the Ewok Traps. This was in Star Wars Battlefront II, 2017. It's canon. So in the Battlefront 2 campaign, Iden, Versio and Inferno Squad return to Endor after the battle. They find remains of Imperial forces, but what they uncover is horrifying. So they found helmets filled with skulls. They were found in Ewok villages. They found burnt out speeder bikes, suggesting that the stormtroopers tried to escape but were ambushed. Some bodies are found hanging from trees stripped of armor. They were like trophies that the Ewoks had.
Speaker 1:That's some predator shit.
Speaker 2:One bunker has like claw marks and blood stains suggesting someone tried to break in or escape something inside. They heard the war drums or whatever, but they never saw the. Ewoks or whatever, but they could hear it.
Speaker 1:Damn bro. And that was a rebel or imperial. It was off the game. Oh, off the game.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that's a mission on the game. There was this other one where a dude actually managed to escape, like a stormtrooper managed to escape. So a handful of imperials attempted to flee the battle using speeder bikes, trying to make it to an imperial evacuation point. Before all hope was lost, they were chased down through the dense forest by ewoks on stolen speeder bikes, bro not them motherfuckers being on top of them.
Speaker 1:Harleys ain't way.
Speaker 2:Many were knocked off their bikes by traps such as hidden rope lines across paths. Only one pilot I mean, yeah, only one pilot made it to the escape ship, a shuttle that was already taken off. He later reported that Ewoks had somehow figured out how to pilot stolen speeder bikes, proving that they were more intelligent than the Empire had thought. Sorry, I can't talk.
Speaker 1:That's pretty crazy bro, nah bro, I mean to be fair. They were also. They were on them walkers, they were on them walkers with Chewbacca too. That's pretty crazy. Nah, but that's like a whole nightmare if you would type of say it. But I cannot. Did you know this stuff about? I didn't. I didn't know. I mean, all I see was from the movies. I know they got that.
Speaker 2:Uh, they're crazy with it, bro yeah, they got pretty crazy with their run they were like, they were just like really good with their techniques, bro, just like their fighting style, and then they knew the. I mean, yeah, I mean to be fair.
Speaker 1:It is their world. You know they. You know they lived there for generations, so you know what the stormtroopers is come out, but that's the other thing. Every single time they deliver something or they set up a post at another planet, I swear to God, these stormtroopers don't know what the fuck they're doing, bro. I swear to God, they don't know shit, bro. Like there's some miscommunication going on or something, bro, because they stay getting white bro. But damn bro, that is literally a recipe for horror film, right?
Speaker 2:there, right, but they don't do nothing with it. They don't do nothing with it, bro.
Speaker 1:You literally just served them up a golden platter of information. I think they can do with it, bro Disney.
Speaker 2:It's in your ball.
Speaker 1:The ball is in your court. It's in your ball, the ball is in your court.
Speaker 2:It's in your balls. Check your balls. It's in your balls.
Speaker 1:Pinch and roll them. Pinch and roll them. I sent the message To your balls.
Speaker 2:Now there's like there's like a bunch more, bro, but I love that, the Planet of Endor, I love everything about it, the Ewoks and all that. It's just like so cool.
Speaker 1:So it really is About another level, like another layer of love to it really, because all it was was with the movies and then with the new movies. Nothing new, but you really just you put them on another, thinking of another possibility, so like other greatness that could be they just letting it sit out there bro. They really just letting that shit sit, huh.
Speaker 2:Now the people that made Battlefront 2 the game and then thought about surviving on Endor from the Ewoks. Y'all knew what the fuck y'all was doing, bruh, no cap.
Speaker 1:Amazingly, EA made a banger. Amazingly, Somehow, somehow they made a banger that shit was so good bruh With that. That Battlefront 2, it was really good, bruh.
Speaker 2:Please make a show. I'm begging you, please make a show about the ewoks.
Speaker 1:That that would be really like. But they did it with the mandalorians so they could do that with, because the mandalorians a little bit more, uh, a little bit more crucial, a little bit more, so they could do that with the ewoks instead. Bro, they, they got a hit right there. I'm all about this. A plus again, I just might just make a one-off special.
Speaker 2:Make a one-off special. Let's say, make a movie about her, some shit. Make a two-off special, make a one-off special.
Speaker 1:That's it. Make a movie about her or some shit. Make a two-hour-long movie.
Speaker 2:Trilogy. That's it. Just about a squad that was left and tried to survive. They died at the end, but make it good, that's it.
Speaker 1:The hardest part he's asking for is making it good Everything else can be done.
Speaker 2:I laid out the plot, I laid out the twist. He did all the work. The whole. So he said make it good, that's what he said Nah, we can't do it. We can do everything, we can set the budget up to a billion dollars, but you said make it good, so now we can't do it. Disney, talk to me. Disney, walt, you talk to me. You frozen in that chirochamber right now. Unthaw out that thing and come check out what Disney's doing.
Speaker 1:If y'all unthaw Mr Walt out and then he see what y'all been doing with all this shit, y'all think he'd be happy. Mr Disney, mr D Damn bro, you really just blew my brain with that. But another like Now you got facts to tell Jeroenie, bro Bro because, I mean, I knew there were visions you know like, obviously because you know they defended against the but just the fact that there was accounts and everything.
Speaker 1:How deep it went with that shit, though that's the scary part, because I mean, you know, you seeing little Ewoks, honestly, you don't think Much of them, like you said, you don't. You see them, bro. You see them like I'll kick that motherfucker, I'll punk that motherfucker Across the room, but then when these Motherfuckers out at night and all you see is his eyes, Right. And then you going crazy Over that shit and they're making you Eat your boys or anything. Nah, bro.
Speaker 2:That shit crazy, bro.
Speaker 1:You know the crazy part they eating the Storm Trooper. They all look the same. They were eating the same dude over and over Eating the same meal bro.
Speaker 2:Damn bro, that shit's pretty good bro.
Speaker 1:You really just blew my mind with that shit. That's what I'm saying bro, you legit gonna make me wanna go to the bank tomorrow. Take out $200 million loan type shit. Pull up to Disney headquarters Like hey, I got an idea. I got an idea Still sliding 20.
Speaker 2:And spend the rest of the Pokemon cards. Gotta start.
Speaker 1:He knows, he knows. But Damn, but like now. Like now, I wanna see that. Like now. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Like I mean, they have comics and everything, but no bro.
Speaker 1:People wanna see that shit in motion pictures. Reading is so over right now reading makes you fucking dumb reading makes you gay.
Speaker 2:I got this good book. It's only a thousand pages.
Speaker 1:I can get it but, bro, you like you put, you put a seed in your head. You put a seed and now I want that seed to grow, and I know there's not enough water.
Speaker 2:It's never going to happen, bro, it's never going to grow.
Speaker 1:It's never going to grow.
Speaker 2:That's the sad part about it, bro. That shit is sad to me.
Speaker 1:Disney, if you make this, I will send you a picture me man over spraying it real 90 degree angle looking bad feet or so, showing feet like this, feet like this for all the listeners.
Speaker 2:I'm interlocking my my fingers for all the listeners it's like this.
Speaker 1:But hang on, bro, that like now. I need that now. I need that reference what you did to me now. I need that. I Now I need that reference what you did to me Now. I need that.
Speaker 2:I knew I needed it, but I needed other people to know that they needed it too.
Speaker 1:Now I need that, bro Make a petition out there, please Somebody do it, I'll sign it.
Speaker 2:No Jedis involved, no superpowers involved no Jedis, none of that.
Speaker 1:Hee, hee, ha ha dude got that, but still, bro.
Speaker 2:It's just different, though these little dudes just killing in the leaf force like I just want to see a storyline of them holding off the garrison and then, like when they first get on the planet, set up base, they mow them down right cutting the trees down tight okay putting up the shield generator and then the ewoks slowly coming making it seem like they can't like the first couple days. They probably throw rocks at them. Right Damn rock can't do nothing.
Speaker 1:Well, they used to go out there and just hunt them, just for sport, just for fun.
Speaker 2:And then they're getting tired getting terrorized, bro, and then one of the Ewoks just grab a spear or something and lunges it. They got weapons, weapons. So that's when they the the first thought of fear crosses his mind briefly. But he has a gun, so he's not worried about it. But he's like wait a minute and he's the only one that saw it. So he's like he takes it, throws away like it's just a spear. What can that do to me?
Speaker 1:and then night hits and then night just cut it out, just cut it out, just him having that, just having that thought.
Speaker 2:Yeah that's how they need to do it, bro.
Speaker 1:I would direct this personally, and he made the pilot too. And he done made the pilot too.
Speaker 2:Hey, this is a trademark copyright, whatever it's been time stamped as a today Disney. If you make this shit, you're hearing from my lawyers.
Speaker 1:If you make this shit, first of all, you're going to get a thank you. Second of all, you're going'll get a season to cease.
Speaker 2:Third of all you're gonna see me with the, with my attorney, with my lawyer, that the, the court is gonna appoint me because I can't afford to just just know, just know, if I pull it to the courtroom with the barberry uh suno it's over it's over for y'all just pull up with the glove that don't fit, just know it's game over for you.
Speaker 1:I won instantly if I put it with some shades, just know it's game over for you. I won instantly If I put on some shades on. Just know it's over for y'all.
Speaker 2:No, but that's going to lead to our next subject. Then you good. I mean, there's plenty more to talk about, but I'm as good as.
Speaker 1:I can be. After you planted that shit in my head, All I can think about is like I want that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like, like. They all made a time like I would not be. Who said that? Yeah, I know we got so much more to talk about, like Star Wars wise, but if y'all want us to talk more about it, y'all can let us know in the comments messages on Instagram, on TikTok, wherever y'all see us from.
Speaker 1:If y'all ain't like any of this, just know y'all see us from if y'all ain't like any of this.
Speaker 2:Just know y'all wrong. If y'all ain't like it, just don't listen it's just that simple.
Speaker 1:Close your ears, dummy fast forward.
Speaker 2:An hour later. This is the next subject. Now we're gonna lead off to fear. Is it all in your mind or could it be real? Welcome to fear fact or fiction. That's right. Fear factor fiction people. You already know what time it is. It's time for a spooky, is scary Go ahead, get scared a little bit. What else is there? Spooky is scary Spooky scary skeletons, what's that?
Speaker 1:one dude say Scary spooky. You know what I'm talking about. It's that one gang member. Oh, is his name Lefty? No, it's not, I don't think so Scary, spooky, so shit bro, they should be having me dead, bro, they should be having me dead.
Speaker 2:We'll check this out though Scary, spooky, hilarious, there you go. Is that what he said?
Speaker 1:Bro's performance is that. Check this out, y'all Check this out, bro. I don't want y'all to get too scared Cause when I started researching, why that my nose?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, tell the people what the what the topic is.
Speaker 1:Check this out, check this out, check this out.
Speaker 2:You won't believe it, y'all ever.
Speaker 1:Y'all ever. Let me set the tone for y'all. Let me set the tone for y'all. Y'all ever. Just be sitting, get a little gay with your partner, and then you just all of a sudden you just start hearing whoo and you look, you never heard. You never heard. You never heard a how before you know on your property, not on these parts Not around these parts, you know.
Speaker 1:And then you hear it again whoo. And then you turn again. You're like what the fuck? Billy Bob? You heard that. And Billy Bob, billy Bob already got the shotgun now, cause Billy Bob know what the fuck he don't know. And so you just look out, bring out a flashlight, a D-Walk flashlight, not that Milwaukee shit and you point into the tree line and you see what you think? It's a silhouette of an owl and you're looking at it and it turns. You can see it turn its head as it's turning its head. You look at his face and it's a lady. We brought to y'all the story of Laleh Chusa, damn.
Speaker 2:Who is cooking?
Speaker 1:Y'all heard it.
Speaker 2:Y'all heard it. Straight out my asshole. I see there's more than one director in this room. Huh, yes, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1:I had to set the tone a little bit. I know y'all was edging Listening to that and then y'all make out and I'm just they're like Is he really Talking about. Why did that shit?
Speaker 2:Fine table La lechusa. That's right For all my Hispanic, all my Mexican people out there. We're talking about La Lechuza, what?
Speaker 1:the fuck is it which?
Speaker 2:is like Mexican folklore I'm gonna give you.
Speaker 1:A little rundown. A little rundown. What?
Speaker 2:it is.
Speaker 1:What the interwebs Say that it is.
Speaker 2:Not just me.
Speaker 1:So, so let me give you Just a little background With it. It's a witch owl, witch dash owl, from Mexican and they say Tejano, for like Texas and shit. She's a shape-shifting figure that appears as a giant owl With the face of an old woman. La Lechuza said To prey on children, drunks and others who have wronged her. How does this appear? You know how she show up, whatever it says.
Speaker 1:She appears at night, looking in windows, on roofs, on trees. She may cry like a baby or swoop down on cars to lure her victims. She can have the head of an old lady and she takes victims to her lair and she can scratch her victims with her talons. That's like an attack type shit. Of course, some people. She can lift her victims away and do and you put them in the curse or whatever they say. You can protect yourself by tying seven knots in the rope and hanging it by your front door. I've heard also that you can catch a witch by tying seven knots on the red rope and they're fine and they're fine, but that's a story for another day. That's a story for another day, right? That's not for this topic.
Speaker 2:That's not for this, fine, but that's a story for another day.
Speaker 1:That's a story for another day, that's not for this topic.
Speaker 2:Does it say how the Latrusa looks? I? Had it how she looks Just an owl with the Well, they said that she supposedly has like a wingspan of up to seven feet. Oh wait.
Speaker 1:She huge, she a huge, she a big guy. Like I said, she has the face of a hideous old woman.
Speaker 2:She has the face of a hideous old woman. She has piercing, red or glowing eyes, sharp talons and a beak which she uses to attack. She is sometimes depicted as wearing a hood or a cloak, when in human form, you said she lures people by sounding like a baby.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she sounds like a baby.
Speaker 2:It says that she mostly attacks people across her path like out of revenge or hunger. She punishes the drunk people, the sinners and those who mark her, mock her, and they say she brings like bad luck or death to those who see her as if she's, as she is, considered an omen of misfortune okay, I usually thought she's, she took him.
Speaker 1:She like she'll lose, like you get lost in mexico. There's a lot of thing people being lost. There should be a lot, lot of paranormal stuff like that.
Speaker 2:I didn't know that it was popular in northern Mexico and Texas.
Speaker 1:I didn't know about the Texas part. I didn't know it was popular in Texas either, but I got some stories about it being in Texas. Okay, so, despite all this and this is because I used to see this when I was little they say it's just a barn owl A lot of people confuse. Now we're telling you this. Don't mean go fight every owl you find that's right. There is one thing Barn owls do look a lot similar. You've seen a barn owl right, they look kind of crazy. A lot of people will confuse barn owls with these lechuces and it led to A while back. They were just hunting. They were just hunting Barnhouse, just left, right and center.
Speaker 2:Killing? Yeah, they were killing.
Speaker 1:Them poor little animals, bro. They look crazy. They're not crazy, though. Now Ridley comes down to what all is going on. What all is going on, you know, if you start getting Feeling like Something's following you, something's haunting you, shit like that, it just might be one. It just might be one on your ass, but uh.
Speaker 2:Did they say, oh sorry, go ahead. Oh, did they tell you ways to like protect yourself against La Luchosa?
Speaker 1:Uh yeah I had.
Speaker 2:That's what I was looking for right here, but do you have it? Yeah, so they said um ways you could protect yourself if you encounter. La lechuza is just cursing at her. You know, shouting insults or profanity is believed to weaken her powers and make her flee. It's because you don't show like fear. I feel like showing fear plays a big key into a bunch of stuff if you believe in this type of thing.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying. Like they say just like, don't show fear, stand your ground and uh, just show that you're pretty much like, yeah, he's not afraid yeah, he's right on that like if you, if you, really ours is the best way to avoid this stuff.
Speaker 1:Just don't believe, don't, don't, don't look at any of this, don't to associate yourself with any of this, just don't believe you'll be good. Don't go out, don't go out and that what?
Speaker 2:was that bro? What was that Go ahead? Well, they said carrying like religious items as well, like helps keep her away, like the sign of the cross, holy water or a Bible can ward her off.
Speaker 1:That too, and they also saw that you can protect yourself by throwing salt and chili powder into the bird's face.
Speaker 2:Bro, Low-key.
Speaker 1:That makes sense, though, bro. You throw some chili powder in my eyes. I was about to say you throw this in anybody.
Speaker 2:Really, it's technically pepper spray and it's uh, in its beginning form, right, that's all. It is level one. Pepper spray, bro, level one pepper spray.
Speaker 1:Bro makes a shit with the chili. Got level two now. Uh, but yeah, that's, that's just the seven. Tying the seven knots on the rope and hanging it by your front door and then the song Chili Powder. That's the only way, that's what I found for protecting yourself.
Speaker 2:They said you can like just go inside, just like hide inside and like just don't come outside. The thing is with the going inside thing.
Speaker 1:I feel like, bro, if it's really after you and you just go inside. Oh, you're going to hear this yeah, it's just your house, Bro, you're going to hear it. You're going to hear it, Bro, you're going to hear it, bro. The other thing I've heard too is well, this kind of goes to almost any visual entity, Putting open scissors by window sills and doors and shit like that.
Speaker 2:I heard something like that too. I think that's what.
Speaker 1:I know some people do yeah, but that's more of a broad I think so. That goes for a couple things, but as far as with this, it's just the seven knots and then the mild pepper spray, if you will.
Speaker 2:It's like oh no, I don't have pepper spray, but I have the first invention of the pepper spray.
Speaker 1:It's just the grinder that let the pepper out Me who forgot to roast and crush the peppers the night before he throws a whole pepper at it.
Speaker 2:They said shooting at her with the bullet. Blessed by a priest, oh I seen that too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I seen that too.
Speaker 2:I didn't put that, but that's what some people believe, though, bro, you know. But to be fair.
Speaker 1:You place a bullet and shoot at anything it's going to do it.
Speaker 2:It's going to do it, bro. I mean, believe what you want to believe. I'm not.
Speaker 1:Yeah, rob, we're not shutting nothing down. Yeah, it's just.
Speaker 2:A bullet's gonna do a lot.
Speaker 1:I'll tell you that right now Blessed or not, blessed or not? Now, if you shoot at the bitch and the bullet not doing shit, then you might want to bless the bullet. See, my, that's probably how they figured that out. Hold on, that's probably how they figured it out. They shot at it, nothing did it, and then they blessed the bullets and they shot at it again.
Speaker 2:That's what they say, bro. I know somebody that actually has a story like that. But I'm going to have to figure out the story first before I Okay okay, ignoring the whistles or baby cries is nothing.
Speaker 1:But to be fair, if you're in the middle of the night, a lot of these things, a lot of conscience with these is a lot of common sense. You're out by yourself. All of these just pictures of you. Out on the streets by yourself, you start hearing baby crying. Look, as much of a good Samaritan as I like to be, if I'm hearing the baby crying tonight, I'm walking the other way, bro, I'm not. Hey, listen, it's a battle royale out here. For all we know that motherfucker, it could be a baby. It could be a baby At the same time. It could also be the Latusa trying to take me away, bro.
Speaker 1:That's tough. Now. What would be worse? You look at the news that some, some baby was found outside or that y'all got kidnapped. What would be worse? That y'all sent me again taking up our bird? What would be?
Speaker 2:worse. That is tough, bro, I mean especially if you're hearing somebody like scream and cry like for help or whatever, that's what they.
Speaker 1:I understand back in the day that would work nowadays. I understand Back in the day that would work Nowadays. Hey, bro, that's you know.
Speaker 2:If you ever hear somebody screaming for help, you wouldn't go run to see what's going on. Depends on where you're at Like. If you're out in the city, you sure you'll go. If I'm out in the city as much as I don't like- calling 911, I'll call 911.
Speaker 1:Hey, I'll be on the phone. Hey, I'm on so and so street, so and so street For help.
Speaker 2:And I just, and then I just Wait around.
Speaker 1:And that's if I'm Straight, bro. Cause, honestly, if I'm not even straight, bro, I'm not.
Speaker 2:I got no part in that.
Speaker 1:Hey, y'all ain't know that shit Call Superman. I'm not Like In this. In the time we live now, you can't be a hero, no more. You can't be a Samaritan, no more. You're going to end up getting a backdoor by some random street. That is true, cannot risk it. Cannot risk it. My net worth going up as we speak. Cannot risk that. That is true, bro.
Speaker 2:I couldn't.
Speaker 1:I couldn't because I'll tell y'all this If I get backdoored and I die on the street, whole Ville getting haunted. I'm appearing everywhere, bro, everybody getting haunted. So I don't find those two people that kill me bro.
Speaker 2:Everybody have a nightmare.
Speaker 1:Everybody have a nightmare. But I'm going to be like Freddie bro, I'm going to be in everybody's nightmares. Bro, y'all better not sleep. But that's.
Speaker 1:I understand how bagging the data are the truth, because I mean, honestly, I really haven't heard like stories or anything like Like Of like the truth. So, like I used to hear them a lot more when I was younger, I haven't heard anything like Like lately. So After, especially after I found out that People were just killing Poor owls yeah, poor owls I was like nah, that's crazy, but that's the same thing. That's what. That's really what Master Serial, be they just be having people Fucked up or they be just be thinking they be hearing shit or seeing shit. And, like I said, nowadays you know If I hear a baby crying, you know as fucked up as that sounds.
Speaker 1:First of all, who got a baby out at night? How did the baby get out at night? That's some more underlying issues under that. Secondly, why am I in that part of town where this baby crying? If I'm in that part of town where this baby's crying outside, I'm in the wrong part of town. I need to leave. I need to leave. I just can't do it really. I just can't help them out really.
Speaker 2:Call it how y'all will. There were some stories about people saying that they had countered La Luchosa or whatever, and then they said that a bunch of reports came from Nuevo Leon I don't know how to say that Chihuahua, tamaulipas, as well as South Texas. That's where people said they have a bunch of activities Recently or over the years, just over the years, as well as like South Texas, like that's where people said they have like a bunch of activities recently or or like over the years, just like over the years.
Speaker 2:I want to say it's crazy because people swear that they have like shot at La Luchosa and like the next day they'll see like an old lady that's been injured or whatever, like walking around them or near them or whatever.
Speaker 1:So what you're telling me I don't know if you want to go into that, I'll give you down just a little quick. So what you described, right there was what y'all count with what you're telling me and with what I know.
Speaker 2:And what you're saying. And what you're saying, the noise that comes out your mouth, the noise that's coming out your mouth.
Speaker 1:That's going to now white territory. Oh, pretty much, yeah, right so I'm just gonna give you like a brief just a brief, just a brief, just a brief.
Speaker 2:I don't want to make it about we'll do that a different time he'll give you a quick brief.
Speaker 1:So now, what is for us essentially what a skinwalker is, where it's basically it's a shaman. It's a shaman that basically, so he can transform into animals. But that's like another level, that's like next level, and there's reports my mom has one of those stories when they shot at one Well, not my mom, but somebody right there. They shot at one. The next day they found him. They found the dude dead. But the dude said he shot him in the ass. It was a big duck Shot him in the ass. They found him the next day with a headshot. Because they say whenever they trip, they do that their ass is in their head and their head is in their ass. So it switches. But if they can find a lady that's injured because they have had stories of that where they've been injured and shit it's usually not why?
Speaker 1:Now, that's ancient. It's usually Nawal. Now, that's like that's ancient, that is an ancient practice. Ancient practice. That's more scary. That for me. For me, I don't want to come near that shit really. But the only difference is with the Nawal is it turns into a full animal, the Latusa. You can still see the face of a woman and the Lechuza is usually a woman. That's really the only difference. So the Lechuza is not a full Nahual. The Lechuza is just a different witchcraft style, whatever you want to call it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's a little different. It's a little different, but it's the same.
Speaker 2:But different type shit, you feel different it's a little different but it's the same. But different type shit y'all feel me some of the accounts was, uh, the big bird of robstown. This was in texas, okay. So a series of signings in 1975 described the massive bird-like creature with the wingspan between two to six feet. Some witnesses reported the creature had a human-like face, leading many to associate it with la lechuza, and then these reports caused a brief wave of hysteria in the area. I mean, there's like a, it's like a whole report yeah, and everything so you can actually go find this information out there.
Speaker 2:But another one was a childhood encounter in texas. So I guess if you're in texas you know you have la luchosa prowling around um, if you believe that. But um, a personal account describes a 10 yearold playing outside at night when they heard a piercing scream. Looking up, they saw a huge white owl perched on a tree branch. The child's mother hurryingly brought them inside, exclaiming get inside, it's La Lechuza.
Speaker 2:This experience left a lasting impression on the individual, but then again, like Yaya was saying, it could be a big out. I'm not doubting anything. Yeah, I'm not doubting it.
Speaker 1:It could be a lechusa. I'm a lechusa Now that I'm getting older. Like I said before, I'm trying to find a more reasonable and logical explanation behind everything, because back when I was little I used to I was a goddamn chupacabra. Oh, it's a goddamn, it's Bigfoot outside. You know, that's the type of shit I would say. But sometimes it just correlates, bro. Sometimes it just correlates and it's the other thing.
Speaker 1:But do you want to play it safe? Do you want to just? I'd rather, I'd rather someone just dip than just be like, because that's my what we used to do when we were little, bro. There were owls where we used to live, but we knew there were owls and they weren't big owls but we could hear the piercing scream from an owl and everything like that. We would hear that and we would know like, okay, there's an owl, but we really weren't thinking it was like the Choo Choo or something like that. We used to stay out there playing and everything like that. So maybe it has to go with what you're saying. Also, you got to believe in it, you have to believe. So I feel like we would have been believing that or like putting that energy out there you think it would attract?
Speaker 1:it, it would attract. I feel like it would attract.
Speaker 2:I could see that there was this. Other time it was like uh, obviously. The mexican legend says that la lechusa is a creature, specifically a witch, who sold her soul to the devil in exchange for power, giving her the ability to transform into a monster, giant owl. And the story goes that, according to the tale, a large owl attempted to snatch this person when they were like a baby, but the family's dog intervened, chasing the creature away, and the family viewed it as a close call with the legendary lechusa okay, I'll give.
Speaker 1:I'll give them that. You know owls usually don't come after babies just out of out of the rip, you know usually.
Speaker 2:But but if they sit there that big and going inside your home, that's kind of crazy. But like I said, I'm not doubting anything, because anything is possible. Anything is possible.
Speaker 1:Yeah, anything is possible. I remember when I was little years ago, years ago, on the OG YouTube not the YouTube we got now, but the OG YouTube where there was a video circulating that they had caught a Luchusa. Oh, I think I've seen that Remember?
Speaker 2:Didn't they burn it? Or something like that?
Speaker 1:They burned it bro, it was just an owl, bro, it was just an owl bro, but people were claiming that you could hear it scream or something like that like screams of a woman.
Speaker 1:They had them in the caves for the longest. They were watching it. Owls do this thing where they turn their neck. So they were like no, it's answering us. And years later I'm actually seeing a photo of a barn owl and seeing that, I was like that's what they have. They just have windows. They got too crazy with it. But I doubt, like I said, I doubt that if it's a real witch, if it's a real Latusa, I doubt, like I said, I doubt that if it's a real witch, if it's a real Latusa, I doubt that you're going to be able to capture it just like that and let it be filmed, especially in the daylight. I doubt if you have actual footage of it captured. I doubt it, but you got footage of it flying or seeing it somewhere. I believe that. I'll take that. I believe that. But I got a couple stories right here. Go ahead, I'm going to. So this is a true story by my mom. We know how moms are, not my mom. That's what they wrote.
Speaker 2:That's what they wrote.
Speaker 1:Oh, she was about to say how I'm saying I in their point of view. Now I'm saying I in their point of view. So this is a true story about my mom and how I almost fell victim to La Lechuza. This happened when I was only a few weeks old and my mother decided to go to Monterrey, mexico. She showed me to her family who lives there. When we got there, my mother told me that her family decided to have a big party to celebrate our arrival. She explained how everyone wanted to hold me and show me, shower me with gifts, as I was the first child of my mother when I was over.
Speaker 1:When it was over who can't read? When it was over, my grandmother took my mom and I to the guest bedroom where we would be sleeping in. My grandma bought an old school bassinet for me to sleep in, while my mother slept in the bed on the other side of the room. My mom put me on the bassinet and put two small pillows beside me because she was afraid of me accidentally bumping my head. As we got settled, my grandma's rock roller named rocky came in. He didn't want to leave, so he stayed in that room. Since he was relatively a gentle dog. It was very hard that night. So to let some air in, my mom opened a sliding glass door that led to the balcony. We were on the second floor so she felt safe leaving it open Soon after she got settled in and went to sleep.
Speaker 1:It was around 3 in the morning when my mom woke from the loud growls and the barks of Rocky. It was strange to her because he had never acted this way. He was relatively a quiet and gentle dog, so this was alarming to her. She dared her to be crying and rushed to my aid. She was left shocked and speechless to what she could make out in the dark. I was flipped on my stomach, face down on the mattress. She immediately ran to pick me up and turn her attention to Rocky, who was still growling and barking uncontrollably. She looked up at the balcony and saw it. She explained the creature as the ugliest, most gigantic owl she had ever seen before. Its mouth and wings were wide open and its feathers were black as coal. Rocky ran to the balcony as an attempt to catch it, but the owl quickly flew away into the darkness.
Speaker 1:My grandpa quickly came into the room after hearing the commotion. He came to check on us. He found my mother in the middle of the room on the floor holding me like she was chilling me, and Rocky barking by the balcony into the sky. My mother fell and scratched on my leg. She also noticed that the pillows that she had used to keep my head in place were on the other side of the room, as if they were tossed out of the way. Today, my mother tells me that I survived the attempt from La Luchosa. Mexican legend says that La Luchosa is a creature, specifically a witch, who sold her soul to the devil in exchange for power, giving her the ability to transform into a monster and drown. Now it is said that La Luchosa goes to hunt at night for any potential victims, like animals and drunk people.
Speaker 2:Who read the detail that I just told.
Speaker 1:So yeah, the story that he just told.
Speaker 2:Was just a brief rundown Was just a brief rundown of what he's.
Speaker 1:Wait, was it the same story? It was the same story. It was the same story for real, yeah it was the same story, but you actually gave details.
Speaker 2:I didn't give details, I just literally gave like Just a little run through. I was like it sounds a little familiar. Hey, that for y'all, hey go ahead, go ahead, give them another one.
Speaker 1:They said they want another one, all right, all right, uh, uh. Hold on this one long as hell go ahead, bro.
Speaker 2:That's the ones they like.
Speaker 1:They said it in the comment. Oh, I actually had a uh update, that's the best, oh, no that update is just like thank you.
Speaker 1:That's another update. I mentioned the story to my mother again recently and she has corrected me with one part of the story. My mother heard me crying and ran to my aid. She could not see that well in the dark, but she told me that La Luchosa was not perched on the balcony. Rarely I had misheard her. The first time she told me the story. It was not perched on the balcony, it was perched on the bassinet opposite side of where she was standing staring at her with those wings out. Oh shit, she was on the bassinet. Okay, so here's another story.
Speaker 1:I had an encounter with one in San Antonio when I was little. There was a small patch of forest behind our house you could walk through as a shortcut to get home. One day I was doing that and I felt a sudden chill or the back of my neck. Oh, I looked up at a giant white owl with black eyes sat on a branch just in front of me. It kept moving his head side to side, um, side to side. The wings opened up and the wingspan was so big. I just, I just kept thinking this is not a now, it can't be head. And as I looked. The eyes seemed almost human. I was terrified. It was just like one of those dreams where you can't move.
Speaker 1:I finally broke out of the trance and just started running. Just as I did, it flew off towards me and I felt a gust of wind as it went over me. I was sure it was trying to catch me. I'll never forget it or the strange face it had, like something alien and slightly human. To be fair, barn Owls look like that. They do. They do look a little crazy. I have like an image of one that shoots out of my head, way different than Barn Owl, though, like you, don't know, for me, the image that comes to my head is the witch from Spirit Away.
Speaker 2:I fucking love that movie. Spirit Away, spirit Away. Spirit Away from Spirit Away I fucking love that movie Spirit Away, spirit Away, spirit Away. I fucking love that movie. That's like one of my favorite movies, if not my favorite movie to watch.
Speaker 1:Alright, oh, you're looking it up. No, no, I'm looking up the next story Wait, they only have two Dude, I only have two.
Speaker 2:Bro, we about to watch this movie after the podcast? Yeah, after the podcast.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I only had two, my fault. Basically, that's really what I imagined. That's what I imagined. Have you seen this movie?
Speaker 2:Oh, I haven't seen that movie, hell, no.
Speaker 1:That shit look like it's going to give me nightmares.
Speaker 2:No, it's a good movie bro.
Speaker 1:No. So, bro, I don't know how to explain the image I have in my head, bro, so it's just Al. Just imagine Al with the long neck, cause they do have, like they do have long necks, but at literally I know we said it already, but literally at the end of it. Just imagine the face of an old witch, like whatever you picture, old witch. That's the face. It ain't gonna have no Al features. It ain't gonna have like like oh, it's gonna have a beak, like it has a beak, but it looks like her nose.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's probably her nose. Yeah, the beak looks. Okay, I can see that then.
Speaker 1:But you can't. It's probably me not being able to see it. I can see it in my head trust me.
Speaker 2:They essentially compare La Luchusa to Our Luchusa is essentially like Mothman. Okay, it's not the same, but it's essentially our Mothman. Okay, our version of a Mothman like Mexican.
Speaker 1:I can see it.
Speaker 2:I mean, that's what they say, is like a semi-luchusa.
Speaker 1:I can see it.
Speaker 2:I mean it's not the same, but you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Have they seen it over bridge or have they seen it over wall in Berlin?
Speaker 2:I don't know, I don't know. Let me go ask that one part no let me stop. No, let me stop. Is there anything else that's?
Speaker 1:it for? No, that's, that's all I have, so that's gonna end this subject, this segment.
Speaker 2:I mean Y'all let us know what y'all think. Do y'all believe in La Lechuza? Do y'all have stories About La Lechuza Encounters, any theories? Any yeah, pretty much like any stories. Any stories? Tell us if y'all believe in it or not.
Speaker 1:For me, yeah, for me, the Latruza is not really 100% for you. No, it's 100%, but it's not. We need to make up a rating system of like. Where are they saying For me All?
Speaker 2:right. Rank it from one to 10.
Speaker 1:One to 10.
Speaker 2:The Latruza, for me is a four. I was debating between three to five. Three to five Mine was like a three to five range.
Speaker 1:Let's cut in the middle. Four Meet me in the middle Damn he's good.
Speaker 2:Damn he's good. All right, we'll rate this a four Well bing. Four, four.
Speaker 1:It's just for the fact. I know it could be real. I know it could be real. But I've also seen and heard a lot of people mistaken there for just Barnells Threat level. I want to say the threat level really up there, really it's some calm. You know, you make some beads, throw some chili powder in that bitch's face. You feel me Like, fight a bitch right quick. It ain't really a threat level for me. Mystical, what's it called Mystically, the mystical effect for it? Hey, to you all, mexican, this is another witch. Really it's nothing out of the ordinary. I mean, I respect you, don't get me wrong, I ain't trying to say shit about her, provoke her or anything.
Speaker 1:Provoke her or anything you know. But as far as everything else that we got going on, everything else in the world, that's calm for right there, calm for it. It can take your baby. It can take your baby. Don't open up your funk windows, sleep with the big dog. What else? That shit, that shit. It really that shit.
Speaker 2:Really be it alright y'all let us know what y'all think. Fear fact or fiction? I mean fear fact or fiction? Y'all let us know if y'all like it. Let us know if you have any suggestions of any topic that you want us to cover, any theory or cryptology kind of creature.
Speaker 1:Y'all let us know.
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Speaker 1:But that's going to lead us to the next subject. So you know you walking down the street, you know, find shit. You know in Japan, find shit in Japan. You know. You walking down the street, all and you start hearing. You see a lady, see a lady walking towards you and the girl holds you and say oh no, that's Cantonese, my fault, god damn it. In perfect Japanese, she basically tells you hold on, stop, there's someone over there, so you stop.
Speaker 2:Low key chat. I thought he was cooking with that one. I thought he was cooking with that. So then somebody puts some subtitles.
Speaker 1:She has somebody puts some subtitles, because I don't know what the fuck he's saying English or Japanese and she got something covering her face. You know, and you're thinking. You know, sorry, it might be a little fine to you, she's got. Covid and she's going to walk. She walk up to you Talking about Do I look good?
Speaker 2:English or Spanish Fuck.
Speaker 1:She got me, she got me on that I don't speak either. And then you tell her. You tell her you look good, and then she kills you on the spot. That's what you would call A Japanese courage Of the slit face woman.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, so you're doing like Cryptids, then You're doing like cryptids, then You're doing like no, I just don't.
Speaker 1:Is that a?
Speaker 2:cryptid. Yeah, that's like a.
Speaker 1:I thought it was like a curse. Or did I get the wrong curse? I just thought it was a curse.
Speaker 2:Is that a curse?
Speaker 1:I thought it was a curse.
Speaker 2:That's more like a Like and everything.
Speaker 1:She's like one of those too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I want to say anybody from Japan. Let us know what's her name.
Speaker 1:She's not a Noroi, noroi, noroi, that's what I, because Like Nightmare. Yeah, it's a curse, curse, Hex, or Multifaceted it's like yeah, curse or Hex.
Speaker 2:Oh well, like a curse or a hex, but now that you say it A curse, that's what they like to call spirits.
Speaker 1:It's because Japanese language is a little convoluted with the translations into English.
Speaker 2:Okay, I was thinking more like bewitchings, but that's just an example. That's just an example. I was thinking more bewitchings. Yeah, because the other ones are curses.
Speaker 1:That was just like my example.
Speaker 2:Okay, no, but that's good, I get what you mean.
Speaker 1:I can see where the confusion comes from.
Speaker 2:I know that. What do you call it, Noroi?
Speaker 1:Noroi, that's what? But these terms were curse or hex.
Speaker 2:Are we saying it right?
Speaker 1:Noroi, noroi. But it's a multifaceted concept, like it's like layers to that. It's like it manifests as simple bad luck or is a result of malicious intent. Curses may be intentionally cast by sorcerers or unintentionally brought forth by individuals harboring intense feelings of anger or resentment. So I bring those two cases.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to find out how to pronounce it, but I can't figure it out.
Speaker 1:Go ahead, put it on that Google thing, bro. I did, but it's not popping up. Oh, it's not popping up. No, doy, how to pronounce there.
Speaker 2:It is how to Noroi this is how you say it, yamete kudasai. But you got to add more flair to it. You got to like you're out of breath, like Yamete kudasai. Hey yo, somebody come get him all right. So that's gonna lead off to the subject then. Sorry guys, we just wanted to make sure we're pronouncing this stuff right, but there's plenty more stuff that we're not knowing how to pronounce. But y'all bear with us. Please correct us in the comments right all right.
Speaker 2:So there's different types of japanese curses and this originates from, like, the shinito beliefs okay, like the buddhist influences and whatnot, and also like the japanese esoteric cosmology, like kind of like the people that believe in like vibes, uh, spiritual okay, spiritual, oh, okay, okay, okay. They call it like omiyoro, omiyoro something like that Taiset, taiset. But that's like their divination.
Speaker 1:Okay, believe in a sense.
Speaker 2:Well, now I want kind of, I guess, like the horoscope people you know like they believe in. You know your vibes, your chi type thing. Okay, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1:I see what you're saying. Yeah, I see what you're saying. It's like in the same realm. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:So there's like the tatari. This is like the divine wrath and vengeful spirits. Okay, so one of the oldest forms of curses in Japan, tatari tatari. Tatari refers to the divine punishment or vengeance from angry spirits or gods, so it's usually triggered by disrespecting deities, spirits or breaking sacred taboos like defiling a shrine killing sacred animals. An example of this is the Heiki. Monogatari is the tale of the Heiki. It describes the Taira clan's downfall as a result of the wrathful spirit of Emperor Sutoku okay it's a.
Speaker 2:It's just like pretty much like a evil vengeful curse. That's pretty much what it is so a way to counter this is to actually build shrines to appease the angry spirit. That's like. There's like ways you can like counteract it. That's how you counteract that one. I got plenty more, but what you got Check this out.
Speaker 1:Let's start fucking up these words Head on, all right, kotori bako, kotori bako.
Speaker 2:That sound good to me, that sound good to me.
Speaker 1:All right, stick it out. This is Japanese curse box, a curse item capable of destroying multiple generations of a family to the point of toppling whole governments and maybe even causing city-wide disaster. Dang Before Kote de bako.
Speaker 2:Okay, but what was it?
Speaker 1:again Japanese curse box. That's what it says. It's like the Japanese curse box it's a curse item capable of destroying multiple generations. But check this out how they make it, though. Check this out, check this out before we get deeper into this. I'll just say that I do not recommend you try this curse. I had to include that because look at the silly shit that you got to do to make this. So in case y'all want to do that's up to y'all. So this is especially dangerous and it is. Consequences will not only befall your enemies, but you as well. This is like a fuck it all type shit. That's a spiritual nuke. This is exactly Spiritual nuke, if you may. If you may.
Speaker 2:If you may.
Speaker 1:Okay, if you may, if you may, okay. So the purpose Of the Cote de Baco Is to destroy your target In every possible sense, along with their entire family. Four generations Damn Awesome, hateful shit Right there. As a certified hater, I can get behind that type of that type of energy, that type of energy To be real.
Speaker 1:To be real that is crazy, but the ritual Is a little crazy. So to work this ritual, you would need a wooden box and more, and the key ingredient here is a child sacrifice, preferably someone from the Target's family, damn. So not only do you wish them home, but you got to kidnap one of their kids, bro, fuck that shit. After the sacrifice has been sacrificed, you need it in pieces Teeth, hair, nails, finger blood. All of it goes into the box, which then gets sealed and buried in the target family's land, which will lead them into disaster for years to come. And now that that's, that's just what happens. You know they. They lose everything. Like we said, it's a nuke. And now this is how to combat if horrible things start happening to you and your family out of nowhere, for no apparent reason. Look for suspicious spots in your garden, places where someone might bury something. Dig the box up and immediately look for a priest or something similar. That might be your only chance. So really it's a nuke, but it's one of the easiest things to get rid of.
Speaker 1:Literally shit start happening to y'all. Look for a box, Start digging. Once you find it, just call the priest.
Speaker 2:Wait, is it supposed to be around your vicinity?
Speaker 1:The box. Yeah, so you bury it at your target's location like at their property or whatever. This is like an old one. It was mainly made most of these. Obviously they're old. It was mainly made. You know when they have those locked in areas and all that shit, so you, you bury in one of the properties and that's where, like everything bad, like literally everything bad starts happening to them that is insane but all you have to do to stop it, like I said just that's a real pocket watcher right there, take notes.
Speaker 2:Uh, what's his name? Uh, d Academics.
Speaker 1:No no.
Speaker 2:I have one. It's called the Tomino's Hell Curse. The Poem that Kills Tomino's Hell is a poem written by Yomoto Inuiko in the 20th century. Allegedly reading it out loud, it causes death or misfortune. The poem describes a boy named Tomino descending into hell in a disturbing, surreal way. Some people claim that after reading it, they experienced accidents, deaths or hauntings, and that Japanese paranormal forms feature stories of people who tested the curse and later suffered. Wait, my bad bro what was it called the Tomino's Hell Curse?
Speaker 1:Okay, never mind Tomino's.
Speaker 2:All right, so there is some theories behind her scientific explanation. Oh so the curse might be psychosomatic. It's just people fear the curse so much that their anxiety causes real symptoms. You know how you believe in something so much, kind of like the sugar pill effect, like your brain will play big part into believing something there's no yeah, yeah so that's kind of what people believe or whatever.
Speaker 2:But they said that the poems dark themes could trigger like bad dreams or paranoia leading to self-fulfilling misfortunes. So if you like, fuck I read it, I'm gonna. It's gonna be like, make your paranoia so much that you can be like, oh, this happened because this happened, like this bad thing happened, so it's because of this.
Speaker 1:You just start losing it. Damn, damn, I got a little quick one. This is called a codoco Codoco, yeah, codoco. It can be translated as curse poison. The process consists in gathering a large number of insects or small animals, like lizards, in a jar and sealing it shut, leaving the creepy crawlies to slaughter each other until only one survives. The last creature standing now holds a curse Congratulations, you made it.
Speaker 1:You made one of the most dangerous things on Earth. You may one of the most dangerous things on earth. You can grind the bug and use the poison to kill, control or cause misfortune to the victim, or keep it as a lucky charm to attract untold riches. However, this comes at a price. The insect must be fed to avoid its wrath. If this happens, you may repay everything you got through it equivalently, plus interest in silver and gold, by putting all your riches beside a road. If you don't, if you don't do this, the courage bug will kill you, devouring you whole. This can be used to the source's advantage, however, by giving the creature to an uninformed victim, leading to the revenge of the mice.
Speaker 1:For that one there's no no, countermeasure no counterme you either. You're either doing it for the riches or you're just doing it here at Cosmic Cove. We learn, we find, we resolve, we figure it out and if we don't, that's all the same thing in one sentence we'll let you know how to counteract.
Speaker 2:Counteract things, alright, I have one. It's called the ushi ushi, ushi no koku.
Speaker 1:Mairi, mairi, my mighty, mighty sorry shit, could have said better myself please forgive me please could have said it better myself listeners.
Speaker 2:Please forgive me, um. It's a ritual dating back to the he, in high end period from like 794 to 1185, is associated with the vengeful woman how it? Works. A person, usually a scorned woman, wears a white burial robes, a crown of candles and visits a shrine at the hour of the ox, so like 1 to 3 am. Okay. That's what they say they hammer a strong effigy of their target onto a sacred tree using nails from a coffin. If uninterrupted for seven nights, the curse is successful.
Speaker 1:Oh shit Drawbacks.
Speaker 2:If caughted for seven nights, the curse is successful. Oh shit, drawbacks. If caught, the curse backfires on the user, oh shit. So the counteractive or the countermeasures for it is to wear protective charms and visiting shrines for purification.
Speaker 1:I know there's some fire shit doing that shit, putting my picture on the tree right now. I know there is.
Speaker 2:There's crazy people out there, I don't doubt it, bro. There's crazy people out there. Fuck that, bro. What other one you got, bro?
Speaker 1:Imagine you just put in your Finding out you got a curse On the tree. Fuck that.
Speaker 2:Imagine, bro, like you have to Nail the curse, or nail your picture, I guess.
Speaker 1:What's that effigy? Right, effigy? Oh yeah, the effigy. What is the effigy? It's just like a Something, a belonging or something from the person.
Speaker 2:No, it's just like a. When I think of effigy, I just think like a stick figure or like a straw.
Speaker 1:Okay, it looks like a twisty or whatever it looks like crazy.
Speaker 1:If y'all make one of mine, I think it's a pito, otherwise it won't work. Make it big, make the twigs big and veiny. So I got the Hinagami. The prevalence and popularity of these creatures in media is a direct result of their appearance in folklore from all around the world. One example of this is the Japanese Hinagami, an entity incarnated in the form of a doll. These creatures are typically found in Japan's Toyama Prefecture. These spirits, sometimes divine, sometimes profane, are powerful enough to grant their owners every wish, to the point that to this day, people believe that if a family grows too rich or too famous out of nowhere, they might have gotten themselves a hennigami. Of course, as with any cursed item, they come with a catch. Once the god inside fulfills a wish, it will ask you for your next wish, chanting what is next, until a new mission is given to it. Over time, these entities become obsessed with their owners, even pursuing them in their descent into hell when they die. In an ocean of generic haunted dolls and rituals, the Hingami stands out as a powerful yet clingy spirit capable of almost anything. For its master To construct the Hingami, let y'all know right quick One must collect grave earth that has been trampled by people during the day, every day for three years, preferably from seven different cemeteries in seven different villages, sounds like. Then the owner must mix the earth with enough human blood to make the substance clay-like so they can mold within the sable of the spirit or god they worship. It must then be left in the street or road to be trampled by 1,000 people. Easy shit in New York. Follow these simple steps to get your own in the gummy.
Speaker 1:This isn't the only method to make a witch-granting doll, though. One can also collect 1,000 cemetery stones, carve them into 9 centimeter long dolls, then boiled them all together in what I assume to be a huge-ass pot until one of them stays afloat. This makes for a special type of Inigami Kata Kochoba. Yeah, and that's it.
Speaker 2:And that's pretty crazy. So you're just making like a doll. You're just making a doll, and it does anything that you want it to.
Speaker 1:It grants you a wish, the only anything that you wanted to, yeah, or grants you a wish. Well, it grants you a wish, the. The only thing that I understand, like because it keeps referring to them as creatures, but I think they're like entities, mm-hmm, but I don't know why they keep. They keep calling it creatures too it's like I said it's.
Speaker 2:it's still play on words, bro, as what we would say a curse is.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like. Yeah, it's an actual like entity type thing spirit type thing. They actually yeah, they actually like, so like they just making a vessel for it to come into it, but I mean it'll follow, it'll follow, it'll follow you wherever, and everything like like the drawbacks, for it is like it wants to keep doing more.
Speaker 2:It wants to keep.
Speaker 1:I make them up and build houses and shit, but y'all wouldn't keep on working and shit. But because I mean, at some point you are going to have everything you want, at some point you feel like what more Shit fuck, I don't even mind the job. See, imagine, it takes you and it's just set in Hollywood.
Speaker 2:No, it instantly teleports me and says I'm in space. Can't breathe, the fuck, I'm in space.
Speaker 1:Somebody could get it.
Speaker 2:Somebody could Eyes rolling back. He's just laughing. Hell no bro. Nah fuck that that's how you end the show. Right there, that's how you end it. That, right there, that's how you end it. That's a good ending.
Speaker 1:That's some love death robots type ending type shit right, just offensive space, just offensive space, type shit so how would you feel about what? Have you? I thought you were about to ask. How would you feel about making one for the next episode?
Speaker 2:no, no, no how, like how do For the next episode? How do you feel about that? Then you personally think I'm not saying you would do it, but would you do it, tyjah?
Speaker 1:Tyjah, really Hypothetically speaking, hypothetically.
Speaker 2:Nah, I couldn't when y'all see me pull up in that Roll Royce and that Urse.
Speaker 1:Yo, when y'all see me pull up in that Urse, I'll go. Everything I'll pull up in a suit, I'll go. Everything I'll put on a suit, I'll go.
Speaker 2:You feel me Just know I'm not doing 9 to 5, no more. Stay out of my way. Stay out of my way Before you become a Right.
Speaker 1:Stay out of my way Before you become a curse, before I put up Nevermind.
Speaker 2:Tell him to put the wood bugs there for you that way you Do.
Speaker 1:I use a curse To do another curse.
Speaker 2:Am I.
Speaker 1:Demon level.
Speaker 2:Thank.
Speaker 1:Am I the?
Speaker 2:real Sukuna. Hold up. Gojo got nothing on this. Hold up.
Speaker 1:I'd like to see him slap me personally. Nah, bro, I couldn't fuck with that bro.
Speaker 2:I just Main thing, I'd be too scared about the.
Speaker 1:The drawback, the drawback, bro. You think too much. Yeah, bro, I'd be thinking way with that bro.
Speaker 2:I just no, yeah, main thing I be too scared about the the drawback, the drawback bro, you think too much.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bro, I be thinking way too much, bro, I be like you just hit it with that.
Speaker 2:Reverse uno, get rid of yourself.
Speaker 1:Dang Boy. No, Think about that. This is why I can't be evil. Don't give us no clay for no cemetery For seven different villages. Don't give us no. Have a thousand people step on it, don't give me that. Don't give me that. Don't make a thousand people step on my shit, real shit. Don't do that. By the side of the street back here, you feel me. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that.
Speaker 2:Y'all be in a whole world of trouble. Motherfuckucker, see a dragon over New York Like Yer Word to Give me that peanut butter and jelly the long way. The long way.
Speaker 1:You ever see this. It's this dragon movie when, like An ancient clan of like Of like soldiers, they rise up and some shit, but they're like dragons and they attack. Like I think it's New York City, they and some shit, but they're like dragons and they attack like I think it's New York City that they attack. Oh shit, but it's like John S Dragon. That's how we gonna pull up, bro. Just John S Dragon is pulling up bro.
Speaker 2:Game of Thrones type shit Game of.
Speaker 1:Thrones, bro, just pulling up part of that shit. Fetty Watt in the back, you feel me?
Speaker 2:y'all don't want me with these curses I'm playing with the whole Leviathan in the ocean, me standing on the back, holding it with the harness, like this I'd be like the deep Me pulling up on top of a goddamn unicorn and shit.
Speaker 1:You feel me Just mystically flying through the air Top of shit? I would be on really, bro, if I would get caught up in some shit like that.
Speaker 2:Okay, check this out, give me a scenario, go ahead.
Speaker 1:Somebody put a curse on me. Right, it's like a Japanese curse. First thing I'm going to do, if they're already hitting me with curses, I'm going to hit back with some curse Like fuck it, fuck it, we all going to die, fuck it, fuck it. First thing I'll do, I'll activate the nuke, the nuke one right, just to set the tone, just to set the note Tone Activate the nuke we all going down.
Speaker 1:Then Then I'm gonna go Get out this clay From seven villages and shit. You know, get that shit together. I'm giving me, I'm giving me A gun with a million Bullets in it, type shit. You feel me, don't gotta reload once. Then. Then I'm gonna get me an Xbox account that don't need no Xbox Live, no more. And then gotta get my priorities straight. In case I make it out of this, in case I make it out of this, gotta set myself up right. So then I'm gonna go full on war, bro. I'm telling spiritual full on war. I'm gonna get that dog talked about figure out who did this shit to me, to us, to us, cause we united now, ignited now.
Speaker 1:You figure out who did this shit to us? Launch it. Shit just gone up in there. I forgot to activate it. I forgot to activate it. I'm talking to Clay. I'm just talking to some wet Clay. I have to make that shit up. It's going to tell me who did it. Once I figure out who did it, then I'm going to go put the effigy on a tree.
Speaker 1:For seven days. Then tell it, protect us, throw it again, throw it again, and then I'm doing the other curse right Now, I just wait. This man just dropped all three curses in one go.
Speaker 1:Hey, y'all, don't drop one, I drop all three. And not only that, but the nuke already dropping in All of this, and the nuke still going to hit. Whether I win or not, the nuke still going to hit. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. It's going to hit this man done, lost it all. If I really do win, I'll tell you one more time hey, stop that nuke, launch it, launch it. Hey, from that point on, hey, if I ever go down that path, you just know, you just Just know shit's going to go wrong I'm going to put up in some silk robes type shit.
Speaker 1:I'm changing my whole fit, my whole wardrobe. I'm not wearing shoes, no more. I'm wearing plenty of little things that Atlanta had. You know, I'm pulling up with like a turban and shit. You feel me Like with the big old ruby, like Uzi, but on the turban the fit going to be. I'm not pulling up no more Astronomical. I'm pulling up in a G50, bro. I'm pulling up in an airplane, bro, parachute off the airplane, laying right here to do podcasts, bro Whole Fetty Wap plane. That's the type of shit I'm going to be on. Just know if I'm on the top of level, if I'm ever on the top of timing right there.
Speaker 2:I'll give it three curves and there's a nuke coming. How are you kidding?
Speaker 1:No, one would know. But there it's like it's literally like dragons and demons just coming out of there.
Speaker 2:So I did something silly. So I did. So I might have gotten a little too upset today.
Speaker 1:Because we're called families. So I did something silly today, but I mean, that's really. That's really, if somebody going to hit me with something, like honestly, if somebody hit me with something, you're going to fight fire with fire, isn't it? Fire, fire. I'm fighting fire with lava, damn, you heard it here first, folks. That's just, that's just what I do, cause I mean, at the end of the day, their curse might still kill me, it might still get me, but, but I took, but I took down their whole family, whole lineage, whole lineage, couple generations.
Speaker 2:Couple generations, some might say.
Speaker 1:Their next generations, and the next and the next.
Speaker 2:And the next, which is what I do, this is this is pretty valid to me, pretty valid, pretty valid. Let us know if y'all would Y'all would crash out like this Theoretically, hypothetically I'm not saying y'all are going to do it. But if you were to have done it, what is something that you would wish for? Things that you would wish for? I ain't even wish for nothing.
Speaker 1:I ain't even wish shit.
Speaker 2:You know what. Give him time, go get me a smoothie. Go make me a good smoothie that boosts my morality to immortality.
Speaker 1:Morality to immortality.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1:I'm just thinking.
Speaker 2:He's thinking, all right, no. I'm pretty crazy right there, bro. I don't know, though there's a couple more curses, but no, I'm pretty crazy right there, bro. I don't know though there's a couple more curses, but I'm going to do like one more, since it's already almost at two hour mark. Oh, the vampire tree. So a legend says that trees growing in battlefields or execution grounds absorb the blood of the dead becoming cursed.
Speaker 1:Okay, I heard something like that before. Okay, that's pretty crazy.
Speaker 2:So someone rests under the tree or near the tree, the tree essentially drains their life force. So people who try to cut down the tree become cursed or die mysteriously, oh shit. So to cleanse yourself of this curse, you will need to go get seek a Shinito priest for exorcism.
Speaker 1:So you got to get exorcised or whatever before Damn priest for exorcism. So you got to get whatever. Before that you get exercise.
Speaker 2:Oh fuck yeah, it's pretty crazy, bro. There's a, there's a bunch more stuff, but I don't know if you want to you go ahead, bro, go ahead.
Speaker 1:What will you do with some old chonk character like that?
Speaker 2:real shit though bro, like you, bro, I have to fight fire with fire, bro, that's it. I mean there's. There's plenty more, but uh, let me just give you a little bit of fun facts and trivial stuff okay, so you got that, abby knows. I don't know how to say it japan's most famous. Oh, it was like the famous, uh shaman, as you say, the famous shaman, as you say, the famous shaman, I guess you would say he was rumored to be half fox spirit.
Speaker 1:Okay, that's what they said, that's how good they were.
Speaker 2:Foxes are trickery. They're masters of trickery. There's also this thing called the fox possession Kitsune-tsuki. It's a belief led to real Exorcism In rural Japan Up until the 20th century. I guess it was A bunch of possessions, or?
Speaker 1:whatever, wait, like a bunch of Possessions started Happening during the time period.
Speaker 2:So there's dolls In Japan that can Be cursed. The famous Okiku doll Allegedly grows Real hair Due to spirit Attachment. Oh hell no.
Speaker 1:That'd be crazy bro, oh to the fuck. Yeah, Imagine if you just started changing from like green to your color hair, nah. And it's still looking like you each and every day.
Speaker 2:Well, this doesn't do it, but imagine if a doll did do it. I get that shit in Mohawk real shit. But that's pretty much it, bro. That's like there's plenty more things, but I think we pretty much touched on it.
Speaker 1:On what the curse should be. Okay, okay, is there anything?
Speaker 2:else you want to do, anything else you want to say to the people or anything like that no, I'm good, I guess we'll close it off.
Speaker 1:No, just stay away from all that shit. Really Don't be messing with that if y'all know what y'all doing, because that shit blown up in your face, that shit blown you gonna miss a toe or some shit.
Speaker 2:That shit really like a meth lab, no cap. You said I put the. You said I put the Baking soda in the pan, I mean in the pot. And then what? Now Boom.
Speaker 1:That's what I be afraid of, really, bro. That's why I be fucking with Curtis like that, bro, cause I feel like I feel like I'ma fuck it up, i'ma spill something. The only way Don't release like 30 years of demons.
Speaker 2:Putting Double up on the On the recipe Like Ew this, if I had a little bit more of this.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:Now we cooking.
Speaker 1:Bro, I'll do so, I'll, I'll go, I'll do a freestyle, but I'll go off the recipe, but I'll just start adding shit, bro, that I'm not supposed to. Bro, next thing I know I got a whole Trolley diet in my living room, bro Trying, bro trying to fight me, and shit, not look at me, not look at me. Okay, I came, but I just came, but I can't, I can't fuck with that shit, but I'm too scared, I'm too scared to fucking it up and even it, even the outcome.
Speaker 2:He's just scared to fucking it up no, I get you, bro, I get you, but, um, I guess we're gonna end off on that subject. We're gonna end off on this episode. I mean, um, shout out to everybody that listens to us thank you for sticking around for this long episode. Uh, thanks for coming back and shout out to all the people that still support us. Have been, uh, watching our videos on youtube, our shorts on youtube, our videos on tiktok, following the instagram and, like I said, you can like review the podcast wherever you're listening to, whether it's apple music, whether it's a apple podcast, spotify cast box, wherever you listen to it, whether it's Apple Music, whether it's Apple Podcasts, spotify CastBox, wherever you listen to us.
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Speaker 1:He said he'd be excited when he receives the blue, the blue dot on our uh oh shit, that's.
Speaker 2:That's what's up run. That makes me feel good, you know, at least one person enjoys it, at least. At least I'll take it, though, bro. I mean, hey, you know, rome wasn't built in a day. You know, this is where some people, this is where it makes or breaks people. You know, you put so much work and effort into something but people expect results overnight. It's not the way it works, bro. For some people it does, but it's because they have a doll that they made out of clay and everything. We're not trying to do it that way, but no, on a serious note, you know, I know there's some things I can improve, some things I need to work on on myself, but you know I felt like I was overbearing myself and stressing myself too much, that I don't want to take the enjoyment out of this. So I want to at least go with this journey, but enjoy the journey rather than force myself to enjoy it.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying Get a little bit more laid back type of deal.
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Speaker 1:So yeah, I'm gonna pass it off to yayo, you got anything bro, I just want to say as per usual, just want to say uh, thank you, sammy, uh shout out my family and yeah that's it for me yeah, I guess we're going to end off this episode.
Speaker 2:We'll catch on the next one peace.
