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EP 38- Humor Meets the Universe and poisonous creatures!!
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Ever wake up feeling like you’ve just wrestled a bear in your sleep? Join us for a hilarious deep-dive into those awkward sleep positions and the bizarre morning habits we all have. From the noble cause of not letting beer go to waste, even if it means having it for breakfast, to the ethical gymnastics of eating leftover food from restaurant tables, we’ve got stories that will make you laugh and shake your head in agreement. We even touch on the inevitability of aging and how those tiny tweaks in our routines can mean the difference between feeling like a spring chicken or a tired old rooster.
We then take you on a wild ride through the cosmos as we examine alien races and abduction stories that challenge the boundaries of imagination. Picture this: an extraterrestrial encounter that could redefine what you believe about life beyond Earth. We recount captivating stories of famous alien encounters, with a playful debate on the mysteries of the universe thrown in. Our curiosity about these celestial visitors is infectious, and we even invite listeners to share their own close encounters of the third kind, complete with a bit of good-natured skepticism and humor.
As if that's not enough excitement, we explore the deadly allure of venomous creatures with a spotlight on Australia’s most notorious marine life. The Australian box jellyfish and the blue-ringed octopus take center stage, as we share fascinating facts about their lethal beauty and the life-saving importance of caution. But don't worry, we promise it’s not all doom and gloom. We wrap things up on a musical note, celebrating the Logan Watkins Band. So buckle up and enjoy this rollercoaster of an episode filled with laughter, intrigue, and a touch of spine-chilling tales!
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Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it, I see death.
Speaker 2:Welcome Cosmic Cole family. It's Reverence here with my co-host.
Speaker 1:Y'all your FIB. It's your co-host. Y'all your FIB. Act like I'm not on my toes. I just woke up. I've been asleep all day.
Speaker 2:Energize, really all the way Bro that's the only thing that sucks when you sleep all day. Go ahead, go ahead, take a little nap, go ahead, take a little quick fire, bro. Bro, when you sleep all day and then you wake up but you still tired, but that ain't even like a regular time, you tired. I'm tired, tired from sleeping, tired from living.
Speaker 1:Tired from existing.
Speaker 2:No, tired, it's getting to me no.
Speaker 1:It's getting out of my mind, I was going to say I haven't been sleeping too good. Oh, you haven't, uh-uh.
Speaker 2:I feel like I don't know if I'm too elevator or something, but my shoulders be hurting me y'all. Let me know how I'm sleeping wrong. Apparently I've been sleeping wrong. We gotta put a camera in your room, bro, we gotta, we gotta diagnose how you be sleeping.
Speaker 1:It's like I wake up. You see on the camera. I wake up, sleep, walk.
Speaker 2:I start twerking a little bit I fall back asleep ass up, face buried down. Well, that's why your shit hurt Damn. So you haven't been Slipping then. Nah, not really all that, bro, I keep waking up, bro.
Speaker 1:I don't know what it is, but I've been I was drinking this morning Since like 10 or whatever.
Speaker 2:Oh, for real. Yeah, what were you drinking? I was just drinking like Beers and everything. Oh, okay, just cleaning out the fridge.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just clean out the fridge Because I can't throw them away. Who am I to throw away beer, hey?
Speaker 2:No, there's a whole person out there with no beer. It'd just be rude for you to throw it away, really, when there's people in need.
Speaker 1:People you think all them alcoholics, all them alcoholics, I can't even fucking talk. All them alcoholics out there, they could be drinking that.
Speaker 2:They could be drinking that. You're being selfish, exactly. You can't throw it away. Privileged. Can't throw it away, cannot?
Speaker 1:It's just like food, bro you can't throw away food, bro, facts bro. That's why I go in the garbage and eat it. Alright, what happened?
Speaker 2:Oh, so I'm the issue.
Speaker 1:So I'm the one. So I'm not cleaning the planet Alright, so so I'm the only one that goes at the restaurants. When people leave, I run to their plate To see if they ain't Touched their chicken nuggets.
Speaker 2:To be fair, I've seen it done before. I've seen a motherfucker Pick a fry off a lady's plate, like while they were cleaning up.
Speaker 1:Uh huh.
Speaker 2:I just seen like Start, like Start munching. I looked at him in disgust. He's like what she ain't touch it. I was like Alright. You know you get it for free, right? They feed us for free in here. You work in the restaurant.
Speaker 1:That's crazy, right there, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:I see that, bro. I see that.
Speaker 1:I believe it, bro, but I finally, I guess, since I got to that buzz state or whatever, I feel like my body was limber.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:All my joints feel good now. Okay, I feel like actually, apparently I was sleeping stiff as shit, I guess, but now I feel like Like you feel relaxed.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I feel like good now.
Speaker 1:My body feels good, like I actually got some rest now, so I feel pretty good.
Speaker 2:You know what you should get.
Speaker 1:You should get a massage gun, that.
Speaker 2:thing bro, hit your joints. That's what I need. I thought Drill for that Good old impact drill.
Speaker 1:Nah, bro, the saw's off bro.
Speaker 2:That's what you need. I don't deal with the gold, but like Damn bro, so, but you feel good now though. Yeah, I feel good, that's good, that's good. You feel like you caught up on some sleep, or.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I feel like I actually caught up on some sleep or whatever. That's good.
Speaker 2:That Usually when I take a nap, I feel horrible afterwards, bro, for real, yeah, I just feel like, especially like if it was during the day, I was like why did I sleep like that?
Speaker 1:And then at night I can't sleep, oh yeah, so then it throws off my whole schedule, my whole schedule yeah, I already can't sleep like that.
Speaker 2:So if I already take a nap like that, it'll throw it like I realize. I need a nap at work. I, I need a nap at work. I need a little nap right there, a little hour and a half. A little nap. Sounds light, sounds light. And then sleep like five hours, I guess. And I'm good. If I go past that. I feel like groggy. I feel like you said my body hurts and everything. But as soon as I get a cup, I'm good Without a crazy nap. It's different, bro.
Speaker 1:It's different when you start getting older bro, I know, I guess that's what it is. I don't know what the fuck it is. Don't you hurt. Don't you hurt? No, don't you hurt. I'm still young.
Speaker 2:Who said?
Speaker 1:15.
Speaker 2:Still, I'm still 15, bro, how rich I didn. Well, I seen this dude at the job we were at. This dude was jumping off the porch because we had a ladder set up. This dude was just jumping off. Bro Can't be doing that. Not my knees Can't be doing that.
Speaker 2:Slow down, young blood Slow down, slow down, me grabbing the whole ladder as I'm going down, both two hands, making four points of contact on that ladder. I was not about to be jumping off my knees. I'll jump off. I'm going to roll both my ankles, break both my knees. I know I know Opposite directions too. I already know it, bro.
Speaker 1:Can't even do that. No more, bro. No, not made for that, no more. How was your week then? How did everything go?
Speaker 2:You've been pretty good, yeah, pretty good. Weeks it's just been work, excited, yeah, what's?
Speaker 1:your court date, so you still april april. Yeah, y'all remember. Write it down in your calendar, right damn we're gonna be live streaming.
Speaker 2:Matter of fact, we're gonna run the episode at the courtroom through the intercom.
Speaker 1:We're gonna run it, it's like you hear the guy ordering the court, sir. Sir, the episode's still going. You gotta give us a few seconds you hear the intro for anybody to ask. I have no idea what he says, okay, I have no idea what the no no nobody's asked, but if anybody does, y'all wondering.
Speaker 2:It's a curse. We wish y'all 2,000 years bad luck. That's right for everybody. Listen. Every time you listen it stacks up. By the 10th time it reverts.
Speaker 1:You're talking to 2,000 of good luck Now it's a curse, but if you share the episode to like 10 people, then the curse is canceled.
Speaker 2:What's that? It's one of the Facebook memes. It's one of the threads. It's one of the forward messages, or whatever. You have to share it to 10 people or you'll be cursed by that intro you got to share it. You got to share it. Share like comment. Subscribe.
Speaker 1:So nothing happened in your career? No, nothing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was just regular work, nothing crazy. Nothing crazy this time.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, that's pretty good Same with me, though Same with you. I really don't have nothing else going on besides work.
Speaker 2:Low-key. That's a blessing Sometimes. You know, sometimes shit get too crazy. We can't help it, right? I got a little too crazy last week. I got a little too crazy last week. I can't. You got a little too silly, right? I got a little too silly. I'm going to chill out with that. I'm going to chill out. I seen they putting up that garage at beside your job. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I about to pull it up, bro, I about to pull it up.
Speaker 1:Talking I about pulled up bro, but they were almost done when I pulled up, so I was like I'll let them finish, bro, I'll let them finish, I'll let them finish.
Speaker 2:I went up there and kicked that little bin black. It ain't going nowhere. I'll put it on the level this shit, not plumb this shit, not plumb this shit.
Speaker 1:Not good boss, take it down.
Speaker 2:Take them steel rods down.
Speaker 1:You know what they're going to do bro, that's it.
Speaker 2:That's it. Look nice though.
Speaker 1:Whenever I first started working at the job that I work at like there was maybe like two people. Two people maybe just a week that show up to that shop right there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I never knew how that. I sort of thought that place was the front Full of equipment. I never seen. But like you said, bro, no, but like two people showed up there. I don't know what they, what they sold. I don't know what it was. I was like how, like what? And it's been there for years, for years. I never knew what they did. But, yeah, they, it's wrapping up then lately they've been bro.
Speaker 1:They stay busy with people now bro, for real damn a shitload of people that go there every single day. Bro, what, what do they? Uh, they sell like farming equipment they sell lawnmowers. They sell like Weed whackers, weed eaters, whatever you want to call them Leaf blowers.
Speaker 2:Okay, they're just like a dealer.
Speaker 1:Like a dealership. For like power tools. And tractors and stuff, because they sell tractors and everything. Okay.
Speaker 2:But it's pretty cool, bro, you know.
Speaker 1:Good thing for them, bro Like.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:Blessings to him or whatever. Before we start this episode, I have a quick shout out to make all right, let me let me show the bad, but hold on, let me show the back so for all the people that are listening on spotify, apple cast box or wherever y'all listen to. Come check out the youtube or come and check out the instagram, but you can get closer jay is walking to the camera right now.
Speaker 1:he's modeling the shirt. In case y'all wanted to model y'all merch for us. Wait, wait, wait, look at that, let me see that.
Speaker 2:Look at that, see that, see that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think it's good. You gotta do it like that. Y'all see it. Y'all see it. Show the front now Gotta. Show the front now Gotta. This is a guy I work with. They have a band but he's the dude on the bass, but the lead dude, his name, is Logan Watkins, so W-A-T-K-I-N-S. So the name of the band is called the Logan Watkins Band.
Speaker 1:So if y'all want to look on Facebook, instagram and Snapchat, so Facebook is going to be Logan. Well, this is his personal Facebook. It's called Logan Watkins, so it's L-O-G-A-N. Space, w-a-t-k-i-n-s. The Instagram is Logan um W-4-5-5-3. So it's um L-O-G-A-N underscore W-4-5-5-3. So it's um l-o-g-a-n. Underscore w-4-5-5-3. Again, that's l-o-g-a-n. Underscore w-4-5-5-3. Snapchat logan, the same thing as the instagram. L-o-g-a-n. Oh no, never mind sorry, this is l-o-g-a-n. Oh no, never mind sorry. This is log an dash w4553. It ain't underscores a dash on this one.
Speaker 1:But y'all go follow him. You know, go check out the band and everything. For anybody that's inside the north carolina area. You know, if y'all looking for somebody to play live music at one of your venues, like a bar or something, their book is available to do shows. I mean, I know they do have a couple shows coming up. But, you know, message him if you are interested in having venues like a bar or something, their book is available to do shows. I mean, I know they do have a couple shows coming up, but you know, message them if you are interested in having like live music played at your venue, whether you're at a restaurant, uh country club, um festivals, you know uh be sure to contact them if you're looking for somebody, because they do like country music and they do like some southern rock music. Are they on spotify too?
Speaker 2:no, they're not.
Speaker 1:They're not yet, not yet, but they're gonna get to that point but right now they're just doing like, uh, I wouldn't say covers, they're just like, I guess, covers, I guess I don't know you know how, like yeah yeah, yeah, yeah so, like I said, they're inside the north carolina area, generally the triad area, but I'm sure they'll be willing to go outside of the city.
Speaker 1:Yeah pay good enough, they go out there or outside of the city if y'all willing to book their room, let me pay for their rooms and food and stuff. I'm sure they're willing to work. I'm sure they are. But it's just a group of four dudes, like I said. You know they're pretty cool dudes. Um, I work with one of them personally. He's all right. Nah, just joking. Nah, shout out my man dylan, shout out dylan. Nah, he's a cool dude.
Speaker 1:But, like I said y'all, y'all be sure to go check them out and everything. You know the. Oh, they also have the band page. So the band page is called the logan watkins band. Okay, not the sorry. If you go on facebook, type in lo Watkins Band. So again, I guess that's his personal stuff. And then you have the band pages on Facebook, which is L-O-G-A-N space, w-a-t-k-i-n-s, space, b-a-n-d. So you know, y'all can go check out their page, see that they've been playing at different shows and venues. So you know, y'all can go check out their page, see that they've been playing at different shows and venues. You know, like I said, for anybody out there that wants a group to play for their birthday party or something graduations or something.
Speaker 1:Follow them on their socials. We'll follow him on his socials. Follow him on Facebook and tell him that we sent y'all there. I appreciate it, you know that help us look good, that helped them grow and everything you know. It's like a little mutual like yeah, little symbiotic, symbiotic yeah, so you know, shout out to them, shout out to y'all. Thank y'all again for the merch oh yeah, I appreciate merch. If y'all want some shirts, some logan walking shirts, y'all go hit them up on the socials and everything but um really nice shirts really nice.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it is nice. They feel comfortable. Yeah, I like it. I like the color of it, yeah that.
Speaker 1:That's enough of that, you know. Again, many blessings to them. Hopefully everything goes good for them. If y'all need music, hit them up. But that's going to lead up to today's subjects.
Speaker 2:We got a couple of beggars for y'all, something slight. So we got alien encounters, you know, we got the y'all know the secret one I ain't going to tell you about the secret one and you got the final one going to be poisonous animals. The first time when I brought this up.
Speaker 1:I was at work when I got this message. It's a topic. I almost jumped in the machine.
Speaker 2:I was at work too, and I was brainstorming. That's what one does.
Speaker 1:I was going to break both my arms. I was like ain't no way I got to respond back to this.
Speaker 2:No, I'm just joking.
Speaker 1:I typed it out and said I'll prove with the message Yup, they really should make podcast equipment more expensive, they really should make that shit more expensive.
Speaker 2:Anybody on this shit? Huh, I told Reverence. I was like, I was like what the fuck did I say Hold on, guys, hold on guys hold on allergies.
Speaker 1:But this is the way I said it, but the way I said it, you had the whole morty face from rick and morty when you said that message, lips drooping down deadly allergy that's right. If y'all ain't know, there's deadly allergies out there.
Speaker 2:Hey, if you're allergic, you might have a deadly allergy. Be careful Be careful.
Speaker 1:Wait. No, it's starting to make sense. You mean like things you can be allergic to?
Speaker 2:No, I was just. I think it was just allergies that could kill you, but like, but, like allergy.
Speaker 1:So if you have allergies, you're either going to die, your throat going to close, your face going to swell Baby Maybe or you're going to be itching. There you go.
Speaker 2:That's the end for that subject. I thought I could hey, and then it took me a whole day to come up with another, with another thing for it.
Speaker 1:This man messaged me the next day, messaged me the next day. I was like ain't no way it took you to come up with a new topic. Well, oh, my God, I had to start working to read that message. I had to double take. I was like ain't no way, Ain't no damn way.
Speaker 2:I was brainstorming the rest Shit, how am I going to make it? Because he said I'll do it, you got it. I was like how am I going to make this work? Okay, how am I going to make this work? Whole day just brainstorming, I said, took the whole night brainstorming, went over Home brainstorming, woke up the next day still brainstorming.
Speaker 2:I asked my brother hey, but how can I make this work? He looked at me too. What the fuck? What you mean, bro? Text him at nine. Hey, bro, we're going to talk about poisons and animals. We're going to just switch the whole time and scrap that shit. I thought I was cooking.
Speaker 1:I thought I was cooking. We was about to bring it to y'all, though. We was about to let y'all know. We was about to inform y'all about some deadly allergies. Y'all thought I was cooking. Thought I was cooking. This is gonna lead us to our subject the marcianos, the aliens the different aliens. The different aliens, not the ones that you can report so I'm gonna start off with different types of aliens, okay I'm gonna start off there and then we can start on theories, possibilities and stuff like that for the people that do believe in aliens.
Speaker 1:Everybody knows these as the aggressors, the ones that will tickle your butthole.
Speaker 2:Let me guess. Let me guess the greys.
Speaker 1:That's right. Where's our ding, ding, ding button? We don't have one. We don't have one. Hold on, let me try one. Let me try one. Let me try one Push a button Fear.
Speaker 2:is it all in your mind?
Speaker 1:So that Fear fact or? Fiction, that's going to lead us to our next subject. Y'all the fear, fact or fiction. Once the button's pressed, we got to switch subjects. We have to. Who am I to destroy and disturb the dynamic of the flow of the podcast?
Speaker 2:There's no buttons in here. I picked the one that hit this.
Speaker 1:I forgot you had put it up there. No, but the greys, that's right, the zeta reticulans. But uh, the grays, that's right, the zeta reticulans. Oh shit, I don't know how to say so. Apparently the grays are small humanoid beings with large, black almond shaped eyes, gray skin and thin bodies. Petite, if you will. Petite is crazy. I don't know what kind of uh, I don't know if they got a badusi or the other one, or if they have a front butt, I don't know. I don't know if they got a badusi or the other one, or if they have a front butt, I don't know. I don't know from bush, but uh, they're typically three to five feet tall.
Speaker 1:Like I said, petite short kings, short kings and edgar, really they're the most common type of alien reported in abduction cases, such as the betty and barney hill abduction which ain't no way which, uh, I don't know, do you?
Speaker 2:have that on there. Yeah, yeah, I got that. We might talk about it briefly.
Speaker 1:They are believed to originate from the Zeta Reticulae Starsis. Some claim that they work with or foreshadow a government organization conducting genetic experiments on humans. I believe, that it's like 10 different type of aliens. I'm just going to.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're good, Just real quick, yeah, because I got stories. Oh okay, perfect, perfect.
Speaker 1:All right, so I'll tell you all the aliens Jagger's going to let y'all know, and then y'all can guess Is it the greys in that? Oh, that's good, okay.
Speaker 2:Okay, is it?
Speaker 1:the Nordics or the Pleiadians. Pleiadians.
Speaker 2:Pop quiz at the end.
Speaker 1:So the Nordics or the Pleiadians I don't know how to say this, sorry y'all. They're tall, human-like beings with blonde hair, blue eyes and a Nordic or angelic appearance, usually described as peaceful and highly spiritual.
Speaker 2:Those are Norwegians, the Swedes, the Swedish.
Speaker 1:So they're said to come from the Pleiades star cluster. Some believe they are trying to guide humanity toward enlightenment and warn us about the dangers of war and environmental destruction. Others think that they were mistaken for gods in ancient times. Number three this is a popular one, let me guess, let me guess. Let me guess, let me guess.
Speaker 2:All right, everybody says that these are everywhere.
Speaker 1:They exist within our ranks.
Speaker 2:The greens, the green ones, short green ones, so it's the opposite of the grays.
Speaker 1:Kind of sort of right, but not necessarily.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, half credit, half credit. Give a half point, half point. The reptilians.
Speaker 1:That's what I was like Greens I was going to say that too.
Speaker 1:Also known as the draconians. The dracos, that's what they say. They're known as the draconians. Drag the dracos that's what they say. They're known as the draconians. So the reptilians are tall humanoid reptiles with scaly skin, glowing eyes and sharp features, often associated with shape-shifting abilities. There's been encounters and theories about them. Some people popularize. They were popularized by conspiracy theorist david ick or lick or ike, who claims they secretly control war, world government and media. So they're believed to originate from the draco constellation, something they're at war with the greys or using humanity humanity for food and energy. Okay, that's what they say. I have 10, don't forget y'all, sorry I'm trying to flow through.
Speaker 2:Oh, you're good, yeah, number. Oh, yeah, that's. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's right but um, we should be good, we got two hours, so all right. So number four, the anunnaki often depicted as tall godlike beings with elongated skulls, sometimes resembling samarian deities linked to ancient samarians who recorded studies of gods, the anunnaki who created, who created humanity by genetically altering early humans.
Speaker 2:I don't know what that means. They went with the genes and started messing with the genes.
Speaker 1:I don't know if they made the giants. I don't know. That's what people claim, that's what people think, but some theories suggest that there are extraterrestrials from the planet Nibiru, a hidden world in our solar system. They're believed to have influenced early civilizations, including egypt and mesopotamia okay that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1:Five octarians, I think that's how you say it. Maybe these are the ones you're talking about. So these are advanced telepathic beings with blue or greenish skin, large eyes, in a humanoid form, probably. Yeah, so these are claimed to be highly intelligent benevolent raised from the arturus star system damn, I gotta learn these fucking words bro imagine, bro, they, they listen to this episode, you, you, I'm offended because you said my they're about to make a youtube channel and talk to you.
Speaker 2:Then take us down bro.
Speaker 1:Some believe they act as spiritual guides protecting earth from negative alien influences. Like the reptilians, they're associated with healing energy and high dimensional consciousness. Tight shit, tight shit. Number six these are actually pretty cool, the mantids Ooh. The insectoids, oh insectoids.
Speaker 2:Ooh, okay, okay.
Speaker 1:So this is like the praying mantis one that people say that.
Speaker 2:I've heard about that one. Yeah, I've heard about that one. So they said.
Speaker 1:They're large insect-like creatures, often described as resembling prey of mantises. They're very tall, seven feet plus, with thin limbs and large black eyes, so often reported in adoption abduction cases, along with greys, possibly as overseers. Some believe they are master geneticists genetic cyst experiment on humans and other species. Y'all know what I'm talking about, y'all.
Speaker 2:Y'all say y'all say it with me, y'all say it with me Genetic six. Yeah.
Speaker 1:I graduated, can you?
Speaker 2:believe that I was right there with it. Be about to butcher my whole story Said to him.
Speaker 1:They're also said to communicate telepathically and induce fear or calmness in abductees. That's one of us that and induce fear or calmness and abductees, that's one of those. That's one of those. All right, Number seven the blue avians.
Speaker 2:Avians.
Speaker 1:So these are tall, bird-like humanoids covered in blue feathers, with beak-like mouths and human-like hands. That'd be pretty crazy to see right there. They're claimed to be peaceful, enlightened race from a higher dimension, supposedly connected to the law of one philosophy encouraging spiritual evolution. Some believe they are guiding humans toward a positive future. All these people saying that they're guiding us towards a future, how they know, how y'all know what made you say that.
Speaker 2:Why do you believe this?
Speaker 1:Right. Show your work. Show your work for real. You know what Fuck it? Adduct me. Adduct me, make me superhuman. Make me 10 foot tall pro b, all right, number eight. The tall whites, the tall whites. Take him out. The ufo. He acted weird, he touched it. Everybody. The tall whites, the tall whites, extremely tall, seven to ten feet humanoids with pale white skin and large, deep set eyes, often described as wearing tight, glowing suits.
Speaker 1:They got that shit on. Though they got that shit on that Givenchy. So former US military contractor Charles Hall claimed to have worked with them in the Nevada desert. Oh fuck, now what they say. Now what they say. So it's believed to be advanced beings who monitor humanity but prefer to avoid direct contact. Some speculate they might be distant relatives of the Nordics. Okay, pretty interesting. Number nine the Lyrians. The Lyrians.
Speaker 2:Oh, I know about these yeah.
Speaker 1:These are cat-like humanoids, often described with feline facial features and human-like bodies, so supposedly an ancient warrior raised from the lyra star system. Some believe they were among the first intelligent beings in our galaxy said to have fled their home world after a war with the reptilians but y'all have some crazy lore. Bro, who'll be dropping this lore?
Speaker 2:y'all have some crazy I gotta dig deep into this, right bro, oh shit, I thought I had 10.
Speaker 1:I guess I have some crazy. I gotta dig deeper to this, right bro oh shit I thought I had 10, I guess I have nine, sorry, and 10 mexicans, the most, some of the most intelligent, slash hardworking. Some said it's believed to have built the tallest skyscrapers in new york what one of them was building over there in South Boston.
Speaker 2:I seen it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's pretty much like some of the races or some of the people like the ones out there that people claim are out there that they know and stuff.
Speaker 2:Okay, that's pretty cool. You got stories.
Speaker 1:I got stories.
Speaker 2:I got three stories, three stories.
Speaker 1:Ain't gonna go too crazy with it.
Speaker 2:Ain't going to go too crazy with it. Ain't going to go too crazy with it. That's the way my mom was looking too. So all of these are abductions, so I'm just going to run them down real quick. So the first Wally reported incident of alien abduction in the United States happened on September 19, 1961. It was a rural part of New Hampshire. Betty and Barney Hill were driving back from vacation in Montreal in Niagara Falls. At night, while Barney was driving, betty noticed a light in the sky that looked like a shooting star but was moving erratically, including vertically. She urged her husband to stop the car and they pulled over at a picnic spot near Twin Mountain. With them was their dog, delcy. What name is the dog, delcy?
Speaker 1:They should have put a cool name Right.
Speaker 2:Like Snowball those are fitting names for dogs. They both exited their vehicle until he turns with their binoculars looking at the object which was clearly visible traveling across the face of the moon. Betty's sister had claimed to have seen a fly saucer before, so Betty was confident that this is what she was observing. Barney, however, was not convinced. He ain't fought for that bullshit you feel me he a logical, logical thinker.
Speaker 2:That ain't it chief Get the foot back in the car. He thought it was a commercial airliner until it rapidly changed direction and moved toward them. Fuck, he realized there was no possible way it could be an airplane. They got back in the car and drove off slowly, slowly.
Speaker 1:I've been zooming right, I would have put that. I would have put my hand like this on the passenger side look back and went forward. Forgot to put it in reverse. I would have jumped forward that at least.
Speaker 2:yeah, let's not duckduck these two. They're struggling, fuck, hold on. Okay, no you good, you good, no, that was on me. Following the object, it slowly descended and flew over the surrounding area. Betty claimed that the craft was longer than 60 feet and seemed to be rotating. Suddenly, the craft zoomed towards Betty and Barney. They stopped the car and Barney got out. The craft was closed and Barney could see figures through windows, which is crazy. That's how closed they were. One of the beings communicated a message Stay where you are and keep looking.
Speaker 1:Get the fuck on the ground, put your hands out of your, stop Rizit.
Speaker 2:That's really how it would have gone. That's how you know it was not a cop. That was one of the last things betty and barney would remember that night. When they woke up, they fell uneasy and knew that something had happened, but their memories had disappeared. When they got home, they noticed that their watches had stopped working, barney's shoes were scuffed and betty's dress had been ripped at the hem and had a strange pink powder on it. Now we know what that was that diddy power powder bro.
Speaker 2:Several days afterwards, betty started having dreams in which she and her husband were stopped by short gray men wearing blue suits and military-style cadet caps who took them into the forest. In her dreams she recalled being in a trance. Later, both Barney and Betty would undergo hypnosis sessions to regain their lost memories. Barney recalled being told to close his eyes and being put into a trance-like state. He remembered the beings being mumbling in a strange language but communicating with them via telepathy, telepathy, telepathy, telepathy, telepathy. There you go, thank you, telling him not to be afraid. Betty's hypnosis sessions revealed her memories to be consistent with Barney's memories, but they differ slightly from her dreams Generally in the minor details such as the visitor's appearances, technology on the spacecraft and the order of events. Betty drew a star map from the memories later identified as pointing to the Zeta Reticuli star system. Damn, she said they came from here. She drew that shit. She got a pen and paper drew that shit Came from here.
Speaker 1:Went over there and they went all the way around here.
Speaker 2:Drew a whole dick in the air.
Speaker 1:My name is Reverence and you're watching the Disney channel. Drew a whole penis.
Speaker 2:That's how we never get abducted, bro. Hang on. What is this shit?
Speaker 1:we said Guys, I promise you guys Me getting abducted as soon as they get in there. Gray interior. Hey, who decided?
Speaker 2:Who decided this? That's how clown they fit.
Speaker 1:Y'all still wearing lab suits? Where's the gym?
Speaker 2:suits at no latex, no latex. Who got the vacuum?
Speaker 1:Anybody got the vacuum in here. I didn't know. This was a prehistoric old spaceship.
Speaker 2:I don't know, y'all were behind in the dark ages, but yeah, that's the story of Barney and Betty Hill Dang. That's pretty crazy. Right there With the greys, bro, with the greys.
Speaker 1:I know there's plenty of other information about them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there is Like the reports and everything. But we're just giving y'all like a little quick, we're just a little quick quick breakdown. Yeah, if y'all are interested.
Speaker 1:There's obviously other podcasts that dive deeper into them subjects, but we're just trying to fill your ears with a little bit of story just a little bit. Just a little bit we'll give y'all a little bit lead, y'all the way y'all gonna find out the rest, right we'll, we'll edge y'all, we'll edge y'all. We're edging y'all, that's it.
Speaker 2:That's how it is your ears are edged.
Speaker 1:That's right.
Speaker 2:Consider yourself edged.
Speaker 1:Consider yourself leaking Cool me.
Speaker 2:Okay, so I got another one. On October 16, 1957, while working at night on his family farm in Brazil, 23-year-old Antonio Villas Boas claimed to have been abducted by extraterrestrials. Hold on my fault. What was his?
Speaker 1:name.
Speaker 2:Antonio Villas Boas.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:You said Boas? Yeah, I thought you said Boas. I was like damn.
Speaker 1:I ain't never heard of a man with balls in his name. That sounds like a man with some balls right there. You don't know my name. My name is reverence Reverence Balls. I thought you were going to say balls.
Speaker 2:Balls is crazy. He said he saw a large egg-shaped craft with a cupola on the top containing a rotating red light. The craft landed by extending three legs, after which several five-foot-t tall beings disembark Short Kings. Antonio tried to escape on his tractor, but the engine died Fuck, and he continued on foot. He was eventually captured by these beings, who wore gray overalls and helmets. He was taken aboard the ship, whereupon they took their helmets off. They had small blue eyes and communicated via a series of animal-like grunts.
Speaker 2:Once aboard the ship, antonio was stripped naked and covered in a gel KYZ jelly. He was led into a large semi-circular room through a doorway adorned with red symbols. Antonio was later able to recall these symbols with perfect clarity. The beings then took blood samples from his chin before moving him to a third room where he was left alone for half an hour. A gas was pumped into the room, which made Antonio feel nauseated. After this battle of nausea Abated, the doors to the room opened and a naked female alien of the same species joined him. Antonio recalled that he was a very, that she was very attractive, with platinum blonde hair and red pubic hair. She had she was a ginger.
Speaker 1:She had a pointed chin. The curtains do match the drapes. Huh, All the gingers out there. Y'all let us know the dudes.
Speaker 2:She had a pointed chin and large cat-like eyes. Large cat-like eyes, antonio felt a powerful Remember class.
Speaker 1:We talked about this. We talked about this. We covered this. Calm it down. What race that is Pop?
Speaker 2:quiz, pop quiz. At the end, antonio felt a powerful Attraction to this woman and they engaged In intercourse when, instead of Kissing him, she nipped him On the chin. I'm punching a bitch. After the sexual act, the woman smiled, patted her belly and pointed upwards Before leaving.
Speaker 1:Patted her belly and pointed upwards before leaving. She said nut Dematerialized right in front of him, just right in front of him.
Speaker 2:Top of him, antonio was giving back his clothes and showing around the shit before being escorted off. Okay, so hold on, I'll come back to this. When Antonio got home, he realized four hours had passed Damn dog. A medical examination after Antonio made these claims showed that he was suffering for a mild dose of radiation sickness. The end for that one.
Speaker 1:Four hours my fault my fault, marathon runner, my whole account. Never mind, I didn't know you was 15,. Antonio, I said the same thing, me with my five minutes.
Speaker 2:ass, I would have said the same thing me with my five minutes, as I said the same thing that was a whole four hours today. I am boosin, don't fuck. It was about tweet 20 80 bitches out there. They know that in all of them I was up there for days, no breaks, no water. I didn't fuck the dude, but yeah so. So homie, homie basically got raped, bro, Basically, Basically, but doing this whole thing he didn't say no a single time.
Speaker 1:so so was it, he gave consent. That's the important thing in today's time.
Speaker 2:I'm not. What happened? If you don't say no, is that considered? Yeah, jack, it's for guys, only Guys only it's all for us.
Speaker 1:Ha, ha, he, he.
Speaker 2:We're talking about aliens here, Be respectful. But yeah, that's when we got abducted, bro With the cat eyes. Remember class Cat?
Speaker 1:eyes, cat eyes. Y'all remember Cat eyes man. That's pretty crazy. I have a story, too, too, that I forgot I had right here. This one was about a logger in arizona, oh you know what year. So this is the travis walton abduction. What are the most famous and controversial alien abduction cases in history? That's what they say.
Speaker 2:Damn, that's what they say about all of them right, every single one, the most famous, haven't heard of any of these that's what I'm saying whole, whole alien community, the conspiracy, these fuck.
Speaker 1:Look at these dweebs, look at these nerds, these losers Let the fuck out. Whole neck beard.
Speaker 2:Please, I haven't seen it. Please, I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1:Let me stop before they climb my patchy ass beard. So it took place November 5th in 1975 in Snowflake, arizona, hold on. And 1975 in Snowflake, arizona, hold on. I didn't know. There was a place called Snowflake in Arizona.
Speaker 2:And Arizona is crazy. That is atrocious right there. That's a conundrum. 100 degree weather over there. That's a conundrum right there. You cannot name it. That Somebody, somebody, somebody really said you know we should name it here. It's fucking cold over here, snowflake.
Speaker 1:Get the fuck back.
Speaker 2:So when Walton I mean Walton, sorry my fault, I'm still stuck on the bad promotion, the sponsorship, you feel me, it got to my head. The sponsorship we got thrown in there.
Speaker 1:So when Walton was allegedly taken aboard an alien spaceship for five days before mysteriously reappearing. So Travis Walton, a 22-year-old logger lucky if you ask me was working with a crew of six men in the Apache Seagraves National Forest.
Speaker 2:I thought you were about to say Apache helicopter. I was like well what?
Speaker 1:Working on an Apache helicopter near Herber, arizona. As they were driving home after a long day of work, they saw a bright light through the trees. When they got closer, they saw a large, glowing, disc-shaped craft hovering about 15 feet above the ground. This is where it gets crazy. So Walton, curious and impulsive, got out of the truck and approached the UFO. He walked up to it. He walked up to it, well, walked towards it. He just like me. I see something strange. Let me go investigate. I see something shiny Me likey Me wanty that monkey brain. I'm a Me likey Me wanty that monkey brand. I'm a simple man who's a whole crow. What was that crow? He's on to me. Lift him on his face. I'm a whole crow. Ah, oh, yeah, ah, ah. But suddenly a blue-green beam of light shot from the craft and struck him in the chest, hit him with that whole laser. Oh shit, his body was lifted into the air and thrown several feet back.
Speaker 2:He got hit with the ray gun Pack-a-punched.
Speaker 1:They hit him with the blue chew in the form of a ray. That's where they prepped him. Oh, that's just my theory. That's just my theory. So his crew, terrified, terrified, fled the scene, leaving him behind.
Speaker 2:That's fucked up.
Speaker 1:Did you fucking see that they fucking took Bro hold up? What would you do in that scenario, like say Okay, okay, say it's the old install crew or the old wood crew, and uh, where you working, like all of us, you, me, yeah, yeah, yeah. And your two brothers. Boss, man too, fucking, throw him in the mix Okay, okay. We're walking, we're working, you see boss man go outside to go make a cut Boom.
Speaker 2:Laser.
Speaker 1:Ray light Right right through his chest too. Last thing you see how you up with the cut.
Speaker 2:How you up with the cut.
Speaker 1:Last thing you see boss man floating up with the boner. What we doing.
Speaker 2:Low key, I was closing the door. Low key, I was about to say the same thing. Low key, I'm locking the place. He's already up there. I can't get up there, he's already floating up. He's hey, call a homeowner. Hey, I'm calling James. Hey, we'll be back tomorrow. Damn bro, I don't know what I would do, really, bro, if I see a laser, if I see a laser, a laser with that precision, bro, I don't like. What can you do? Dodge it.
Speaker 1:Dodge it, dodge a laser. Well nah, check this out, check this out.
Speaker 2:Okay, what you got, what you got, what you got, what you got.
Speaker 1:A lightsaber can deflect a laser, so Okay a sword or something. Can you technically deflect the laser, because you can reflect the ray of light.
Speaker 2:Uh-huh yeah.
Speaker 1:And essentially that's what a laser kind of sword is. It's like a.
Speaker 2:But is it a laser or is it a beam?
Speaker 1:It's a laser.
Speaker 2:It's a laser.
Speaker 1:Because I mean, obviously the temperature is going to be too high, it's going to melt, whatever it is. I'm just thinking like yeah, yeah, yeah. Comedic point, standard point or a point, or whatever.
Speaker 2:Really, what I'm gonna do Is I'm gonna tap into my Jedi Jedi train, right, so I'm gonna see that laser Coming towards me. I'm gonna channel it.
Speaker 1:Throw it back to the shit, holy shit, like what's her name From Avatar.
Speaker 2:Uh huh, like Korra. What's her?
Speaker 1:Korra. No, it was.
Speaker 2:What's her name? Was it the sister? The sister, yeah, the evil bitch, yeah, yeah, yeah, evil. She was bad, but the bitch was evil. But the bitch was trying to fight everybody, but trying to kill everybody she was on Demon Time.
Speaker 1:She bad though she was on all 10. All 20. But that was pretty cool how they were like doing the lightning bending or whatever, or like the blood bending too, personally like darth vader, bro, okay, the moment who said they go? I ain't gonna be like that. Kylo ren, motherfucking, struggling, struggling to hold that little shit like uh, what's her name? Which one what's the one that got the the force and has the like can shoot lightning?
Speaker 2:the one that got the force and shoot lightning. What's her name? The one you're talking about? Uh, ray, yeah, ray, right the girl.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I fucking hate her bro that's the best jet out there is.
Speaker 2:Nah, nah, nah, hold up, hold on, hold up, nah we about to raise a hook nah okay, nah, we're not about to do about star wars like that. No, we're gonna talk about star wars next episode okay, okay, okay, you're gonna talk about star wars. They're gonna say, right out there now but, um, what was I gonna say?
Speaker 1:that's me personally. I'd hold the shit like that, like Darth Vader did. Okay, okay, on some real shit.
Speaker 2:While you hold it, while you hold it Right, I'm climbing on top of the house, run towards it, jump on it. While you holding it, big machine on back Right, turn it on, send the top layer off.
Speaker 1:Because once it grips, peel it back.
Speaker 2:Right, tight shit Right.
Speaker 1:With my retard strength. Jack we'll be shooting at it. Jump in there. Ooga, booga, tight shit Right.
Speaker 2:They're going to be five foot. They five foot bro. Everybody getting kicked in the chest so full, no fist.
Speaker 1:All you see is fucking feet, just fucking.
Speaker 2:Just a Spartan kicking these motherfuckers off the ship. Bro, commandeer, the ship Park, the ship, that's my new work man, see he doing too much, me personally. Who's not doing too much as he's?
Speaker 1:grabbing like Darth Vader, though I grab like Darth Vader, then I work A little magic, a little twirl here, holding it. Twirl here, twirl here. Who going to make the ship come and then make it go a little bit more, and then all you hear is the ship go on your time.
Speaker 2:And everybody gets ejected.
Speaker 1:Everybody gets ejected from the ship. Me personally, I can see it. No, I'm just joking.
Speaker 2:But no, that's some pretty crazy shit right there, bro, I still ain't done with the story. Oh yeah, that's right. Shit, we over here doing too much can y'all get back to the?
Speaker 1:fuck is all right. My fault, my fault. So they left the scene right. So the crew drove away in panic but returned a few minutes later to look for the for walton. He was gone. Oh no, who would have thought. Who would have thought who?
Speaker 1:would have thought you let them into the air right they reported incidents of police who were skeptical but organized a massive search effort over the next few days. No trace of walton was found and authorities began suspecting foul play, even considering that the crew might have murdered him fair assumption to be fair that would suck, though, bro.
Speaker 2:That was so I have to prove that that was so damn that's so sorry.
Speaker 1:So five days later, on november 10 1975, walton suddenly reappeared, confused and disoriented, near a gas station in Heber, arizona. He believed only a few hours had passed since the abduction. He was found extremely weak, dehydrated and visibly shaken. What Walton claimed happened was he described waking up in a dimly lit room laying on the table. Lying on the table, three small humanoid beings with large heads and big dark eyes were staring at him. They resembled the classic gray aliens Remember class, stay with me, class. So panicking, he fought them off and ran through the crowd oh shit. Eventually encountering taller humanoid beings with human-like features wearing blue uniforms. He was then placed unconscious again before waking up on earth.
Speaker 2:Fuck.
Speaker 1:You talking about kicking him in the chest? That's what he was doing, bro. Ah, get on me. He really kicked him on the chest. Huh Fuck, Somebody get my Ray gun. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:This motherfucker Somebody call the top ones in here. Where's Marvin the Martian when you need him? Turn him to dust bro.
Speaker 1:So there's a little bit of controversy or whatever. And then like the investigation and stuff. So Walton and his crew took polygraph tests which they passed, except for one inconclusive result.
Speaker 2:But to be fair, if everything else is true, yeah, to be fair, polygraph tests are like the most unreliable, I agree.
Speaker 1:It's like imagine everything was true, like the ship aliens, beam of light, just not his fit for that day.
Speaker 2:Just because the fit is wrong. Whole story is fake. The whole story is fake. Arrest this man.
Speaker 1:They did it, they murdered him, right. So then the case one was investigated by ufo researchers and skeptics, with divided opinions, obviously, obviously, so. Critics suggest that the story was either a hoax, hallucination or fabrication for attention and money. But what the fuck? How you gonna make money?
Speaker 2:off that shit.
Speaker 1:That dude was committed Right Hiding in the woods from a whole search party For what was it? Five days, five days Dehydrating Fuck that, just orienting.
Speaker 2:Did they make money? That's the thing, though. Where they say it's for financial, got abducted. Ain't nobody gonna believe you, bro. You're not gonna make money off that shit. Bro, check this out, go ahead, go ahead. My father, I'm getting, I'm getting my bones just getting into walton remain.
Speaker 1:I mean walton remain, uh? Walton maintains that his experience was real and has stuck with his story for decades. Check this out, this is where it gets crazy. So walton's story was turned into a 1993 film, fire in the sky. Though hollywood dramatized his uh encounter significantly. He wrote a book the walton experience detailing his abduction, and the case remains one of the most debated and compelling ufo abduction stories ever recorded. My fault y'all. I'm reading at a third grade level as well, does my bad, I'll get better at it. My fault, I'll start reading more, that's. I'll take a note. The duly noted read more speak look, I'll listen to I've listened to other podcasts.
Speaker 1:Motherfuckers can't talk for shit, bro. Y'all can't tell me shit it's the big words bro.
Speaker 2:It's the big words, bro it's alien words. They trick me. Okay, it's alien words, bro. That's what it is, bro, I'm not from them, so I don't speak that language. Right, it's a big words, bro.
Speaker 1:It's the big words, bro. It's alien words. They trick me, okay. It's alien words, bro. That's what it is. Bro. I'm not from them, so I don't speak that language. Right, it's a whole different language, bro. It's different, Dramatized.
Speaker 2:That's alien language man, all this shit derives from Latin. I don't speak Latin, I just Damn bro. What story you got, bro? Yeah, I got, this is October 11, 1973.
Speaker 2:Calvin Parker and Charles Hickson were fishing on the banks of Pascagoula River in Mississippi when Parker was distracted by blue lights reflecting off the water surface, Originally thinking it was the lights of a police car. The two men would instead be the subject of an alien abduction. The two fishermen looked to see a large, football-shaped aircraft descending from the clouds. It made no noise, save for a hissing sound. The craft hovered above them and three creatures appeared floating in the air and moving towards Parker and Hickson. Parker described the beings as having pincers for hands and robotic-looking slits for mouths. One was necklace and gray, while the other two seemed to have more feminine shapes. The creatures wrapped their pincers around the two fishermen's necks, but the two men did not fight back. Fight back, Parker recounts a sensation of numbness and no fear whatsoever.
Speaker 1:Freaky-ass Parker liked that shit, he just like me.
Speaker 2:He was in a trance-like state and the two men were taken aboard a spaceship where they were experimented on. Hickson recalled a large machine resembling a giant eye moving over his body, that he was surrounded by five foot tall beings. The two fishermen later found themselves back on the riverbank as if nothing happened. They went to the police and told the story. Captain Ryder did not believe them and, after the interview interview, left them in the interrogation room with a hidden recording device in the hopes of hearing one of them, uh, give evidence that the whole story was a hoax. But the conversation that happened between the two men gave credence to their claim.
Speaker 2:Hickson said to parker jesus christ, god have mercy. I thought I've been through enough of hell on this earth and now I've got to go through something like this. But they could have. You know, I guess they will. They could have harmed us son. They had, they had use. They could have done anything to us. Parker responded I just want to cry right now. What's so damn bad about is nobody going to believe us. For decades, the two didn't speak of the event, but after Hickson died in 2011, parker wrote a book that he published in 2018. Since then, other people have lived in the area have come forward saying that they too saw a UFO that night man. That's pretty crazy right there. That's the crazy part, bro, about alien accounts bro.
Speaker 1:Nobody gonna believe you bro. Nobody gonna believe you bro.
Speaker 2:Nobody bro. I saw one I don't.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, that's right, I forgot. I don't like.
Speaker 2:I still to this day.
Speaker 1:I'm like Go ahead, give us your personal account.
Speaker 2:I done. Said it like four times, not on the podcast. Uh-huh, I don't remember, I'll give it to y'all, I quit one more time For all the new listeners for all the new listeners.
Speaker 2:It was a cold. No, I'm just playing. So I just went out with Shari you know she was driving and everything, and we were leaving the house and everything going to the main road where we just seeing off to the left of us, and that field, you know the field inside the house, just up in the air, big old triangle shape, big old triangle shape, bro, just humongous bro. She was like look, look, look, because she always be like you know, like she look up at the sky. I was like bro, chill the fuck out bro.
Speaker 1:While driving Right. Keep in mind y'all. She's the one driving Does everything but keep her eyes on the road.
Speaker 2:That is a fact. That is a fact. That's how she drives. But so she's like look it's phone. So I'm like, bro, you're on that bullshit again bro, I look, but I went quiet bro.
Speaker 2:Whole triangle, shit right there, bro. Then that motherfucker, everything went quiet bro. I felt like I feel like we were the only ones in the world for a second bro, like it just felt like, like it just felt crazy. Then that shit just went over us. It came like it no noise it had. It had three lights on on each corner and then one big one in the middle, and then it came towards us and it just hovered above us and I was just like this is it.
Speaker 2:I'm about to get pro this is my fantasy right here by the country and I tried taking a picture. I was like a picture. First of all, my phone. For some reason, I had an iPhone at that time. Iphones, your camera don't focus, the camera is you? Click on the camera. It's going to work. It's an iPhone. Tell me how. Try to click on it. Shit wouldn't want to work, bro.
Speaker 1:It froze up on me it froze up on me. Never done that that phone's never done that.
Speaker 2:It was up on me. Had to like exit out, the like hit the home, try to like slide up. By this time it started moving away. Now it started moving. I tried to take a picture. Can't see shit, so because it was dark and everything, so I tried to turn on the flash. By this point it's already like back in the field, like over there, slowly like, and it just shoots off.
Speaker 2:Damn there slowly like and it just shoots off. Damn, no noise, no, nothing, bro. We were the middle of the road, bro. Middle of the road, just literally.
Speaker 2:The truck just like parked like between both lanes bro middle of the road but we just like, and all truck didn't shut off or anything, but yeah, we just like. We just came back to it like bro, just drop, just drop, and yeah, that was it. That was like to this day. But like I'm saying, but I don't try, like I can't even believe myself. Like the image is so so, so what is it called? So lively in my, in my mind and whatnot damn bro, that's pretty crazy.
Speaker 2:But yeah, y'all gotta believe me, y'all gotta believe me, I don't even blame y'all, bro. Like it's, it's something. It's something else in that shit. No, I had a. I had to blur my mouth. You know how they're doing the alien episodes you gotta blur your face out whenever you're telling the story. That's how it was right there. I was in car, I was in carnita, nobody gonna know who told that story.
Speaker 1:Your friend was your lip talk, don't worry, y'all zoom in but yeah so that's my little account with it. That's, that's, that's pretty crazy right there Y'all let us know if y'all have any crazy accounts or any stories or theories or anything about the aliens.
Speaker 2:We're not going to believe y'all. It's fake. Y'all never seen that Silly goose. There's no such thing.
Speaker 1:There's no such thing as aliens. It's about the gaslighter, all y'all.
Speaker 2:No, but it'd be pretty cool, especially on the cut, bro, on the cut On the boonies, on the sticks. My grandma remember that story. I told too about my grandma seeing that, shit, shit.
Speaker 1:I don't know what it mean, bro.
Speaker 2:I don't know if it was the greens, the grays, the blues, the blues, the whites, insects, the humans, the cats, the dogs, the lizards, what clan they were. But but I don't even know if I got abducted, I don't even know. Maybe I did, maybe I did, maybe I did. I don't even know. That explains the mark. That explains the mark. I'm never not notching, but yeah, bro, that's Damn bro, that's pretty crazy right there.
Speaker 1:But, like I said, let us know if y'all have any crazy stories right, we'd love to hear them.
Speaker 2:Y'all can dms it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we gonna make fun of you on instagram at cosmic co or on uh tiktok at cosmic co, but um, you got anything else or you want to know that that's it all right so that's gonna lead us to the next spooky segment of this, of this podcast. Who said about?
Speaker 2:this. What were you about to say? Segment of a segment? I was like wait a minute.
Speaker 1:I don't make no fucking sense. My fault, I can't fucking talk today. There's times where I can talk, times where I can't talk. He's not even drinking. I'm hungover already. Oh, that's right. Oh, that's right it could be.
Speaker 2:This happened to me before.
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Speaker 1:Ooh, pretty crazy shit, if you ask me. Pretty crazy, pretty crazy, pretty spooky, pretty spooky. A lot of accounts, a lot of accounts. Does she have a?
Speaker 2:BBL. Does she have a BBL? Does she have silicone? Is she all natural?
Speaker 1:Does it clap? Is it wet? We're about to have all the answers we're about to give y'all all the answers here at cosmic code. Does it bite? Does it grip? Is it pink? Is there a large area? No, just let me stop. All right, so we got another one. What you got, that's it. That's it All right, my fault y'all For all the listeners. Please stick with us. We'd just like to add a little humor.
Speaker 2:They hear that beat bro. They hear that beat. Please come back, come back, come back, come back, come back, come back, please.
Speaker 1:Nah, if you say you're a, freak, yeah, yeah, if you say for all the freaks that did stay.
Speaker 2:For all the freaks that did stay, I'll freak you out.
Speaker 1:Go take a cold shower, all right. So La Llorona to all the people that don't know the Weeping.
Speaker 1:Woman she's like a folklore legend in Latin American culture. So La Llorona, Spanish for the Weeping Woman, is one of the most famous legends in Latin American folklore. Her story varies by region, but the core tale remains consistent A ghostly woman dressed in white wanders near bodies of water crying for her lost children. Many believe she is a spirit trapped in sorrow, and her presence is often described as an omen of misfortune or death. Her presence is often described as an omen of misfortune or death. So the legend of La Llorona is well the most well-known version tells the tragic tale of a woman named Maria, or, from Hispanic people or Spanish listeners, Maria Get the fuck out of here I was like what is he going to say?
Speaker 1:What, Bro? I was just playing to the people. I was just playing to the people we played to. We had a listener in mexico, so maria maria, who was renowned for her beauty. She fell in love with the wealthy man and together they had two or more children. However, her husband eventually lost interest in her, sometimes said to have left her for a younger woman or abandoned her altogether.
Speaker 2:Like I said, there's different variations of the story.
Speaker 1:So, in a fit of grief and rage, maria drowned her children in a river. After realizing what she had done, she was overcome with regret and either drowned herself or was condemned to wander the earth for eternity searching for her lost children. Now she roams rivers, lakes and other bodies of water, crying Missy oh. Don't this time, missy oh.
Speaker 2:I try and add that into it. I try and add that to it.
Speaker 1:I'll give you a little snippet of what you can expect to hear. I don't get you to do that because I ain't doing that shit at three o'clock at night. Some versions claim she kidnaps children who wander alone at night, mistaking them for her own and dragging them into the water to share her fate. So what you got, bro. So get to the encounters and everything.
Speaker 2:So I just got it was basically the same to everything you said. As long as the bar for bar, bar for bar, word for word, he stole it.
Speaker 1:It's like here goes your phone back Underneath the camera, where they can't see this.
Speaker 2:But yeah, apart from that, all I had was I got like three stories, Three encounters as well. Let me give you a little bit of theory real quick then Go ahead, bro.
Speaker 1:Go ahead Before we do Go ahead. Oh okay, go ahead, go ahead, all right. So there's theories about La Llorona? All right, there are several interpretations and theories about who or what La Llorona might be. So they say it could be a lost soul.
Speaker 1:Okay, Many believe she is simply a tormented soul unable to find peace until she is reunited with her children. Okay, so he's a harbinger of death children okay, so he's a harbinger of death. Some legends say hearing her will mean someone close to you will die soon, similar to the irish banshee, which is pretty crazy. I mean, that's pretty cool how there is like a something, like some somebody heard that.
Speaker 1:so, uh, there's also like a water demon or witch. Some theories suggest that la llorona is not a ghost, but rather an ancient supernatural entity that preys on the weak and vulnerable. Yeah, I remember it said weak and vulnerable. Some say there's like an Aztec connection. Some scholars believe La Llorona may be linked to the Aztec goddess Hold on hold on, go ahead.
Speaker 2:Is it an X at the beginning? No, no, no, it's a C. Is it an X at the beginning?
Speaker 1:No, no, no it's a. C, it's a C. It looks like Chihuahua, but it says Chihuahua Colt, chihuahua Colt. No, that's a what he said. How do you say that it says right there, Chihuahua.
Speaker 2:We got it.
Speaker 1:Chihuahua.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, no, you good, no, you good, ch, ch. Don't worry about that.
Speaker 1:Chihuahua or something like that, who said to appear as a weeping woman warning of impending doom before the arrival of the Spanish conquistadors.
Speaker 2:My people, he enslaved us for years. I liberated them. I freed them.
Speaker 1:He made me sick. I showed them what drugs and money was. He sneezed on me. Look at them. They got addicted to it. I gave them a little bit of honey and what they do? Take away the hive.
Speaker 2:My people would have been done.
Speaker 1:My spaniards would have been done To that poor native country. What's these?
Speaker 2:That's all it took what's?
Speaker 1:these.
Speaker 2:Animals Look at them.
Speaker 1:Fighting, eating delicious food.
Speaker 2:Who said fighting, hold on. We were peaceful, peaceful, law-abiding people that we just sacrificed to the sun, gods. I was about to say peaceful.
Speaker 1:We were just chilling, doing our own shit, cutting out people's hearts. Just just it's a regular sunday. I look at y'all, sneeze one time and kill all my fault my fault for bringing a little bit of fashion up in here my fault for making y'all life cool and entertaining. Y'all were running around butt ass naked, alright. So what's the stories?
Speaker 2:that you have my fault who got too?
Speaker 2:silly who got too invested in this history, that I'm giving alright. Alright, so this story has been told. Obviously I'm telling this. It's this story. This story has been told. Obviously I'm telling. This is a story. This story has been told to me by my mom a few times. Every single time I still get that creepy feeling that someone is watching me.
Speaker 2:My mom is from a small town in Mexico, located in Zacatecas. When she was around 14, she had a habit of waking her mom up and to go to the restroom. Since it was an older home, the restroom was located outside. My mom tells me that it was around three in the morning when she woke up, uh, and felt the need to use the restroom urgently. So she began calling out for her mom. After a while of her mom not responding, she began getting agitated and started screaming. At this point my mom turns around and at the foot of her bed she sees her mom standing there. She was wearing a white robe but had a very bleak expression on her face and both of her arms were extended. My mom said that she suddenly felt extremely cold and a huge sense of dread. She had never seen her mom wear a white robe. That's when she looked down and saw her mom's feet weren't touching the floor At that moment she screamed and quickly threw the courage up over her head. Her mom, wearing something completely different, wasn't until she found my mom shaking in her bed.
Speaker 2:Nobody believed my mom. Everyone told her it was a dream, until a few days later there was a power outage. During this, my mom and a few of her siblings, with her parents, all decided to sleep in the living room and around the same time, at 3 in the morning, they heard the same undeniable wails of La Llorona down the street. None of them slept that night, damn bro. So that one. I just put that one in there the way she described it, with the like, all that. That is for me. I'm not saying this. I'm not saying it's not true, I'm just saying that's the most uncommon story I've heard, because usually they all have like a. That usually doesn't happen. You don't usually see her like inside the house already or something like that. You usually just hear the wails and the whole like it's your mom and all that stuff. I'm not saying it's false, I'm just saying I'm just saying Like most stories, it's different.
Speaker 1:It's a little different than most stories.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's different. It's a little different than most stories yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's a little different. Yeah, it's a little different, it's a little different. We're not doubting your story now, okay.
Speaker 2:We're not doubting it. I'm not saying it's false or anything. I'm just saying it's a little different than the regular stuff.
Speaker 1:I got one right here too, so I have a story about La Llorona as well. This is called the mexican village encounter, so a well-known encounter occurred in a small village where multiple witnesses claimed to have heard a willing who have claimed to hear a woman wailing at the riverbank at night. When a group of men went to investigate, they saw a shadowy figure in white. As they approached, she turned toward them, revealing the skeletal face before vanishing Into thin air.
Speaker 2:Whole village, bro, whole village. See that shit.
Speaker 1:That's pretty crazy, right there, the whole village that gives me a little bit more of a Truth, truth behind it, or like Something like that. So y'all telling me Y'all couldn't pull out the Samsung S24 Ultra and zoomed in With amazing, with amazing nightcap abilities.
Speaker 2:Y'all couldn't do that in the village.
Speaker 1:Come on now.
Speaker 2:Come on, now, get with it. Okay, I got another one. I grew up in a small town in Mexico, where there are many paranormal stories. Which is certain is that the Weeping Woman is the one that marked me for life. Sorry, guys.
Speaker 2:When my maternal grandmother died, I was 15 years old and my uncles did not want my grandfather to be alone, so I was the one who had to sleep at my grandfather's house every night and keep him company. One night, after playing soccer with my friends, I was late and I knew that there was no one to save me. I had to go to sleep at my grandfather's house and cross the dark roads, the river, the bridge. When I arrived at my grandfather's house, all normal, my dog was waiting for me. He was the one who gave him company during the day a husky, all white and huge. I sat in an armchair next to my grandfather's bed while he watched news on television. At 11 pm, he turned off the television and went to bed.
Speaker 2:20 minutes later, my dog starts to get restless squeals, barks, moves a lot that made me restless, since my dog is not afraid of anything. That's when it all started. We heard it crying deep, full of pain. It had an echo and every time it got closer there was a large window between my grandfather's bed and mine, my dog under the bed, crying. It was a cry capable of paralyzing you or freezing your soul, and every time I was closer to the window I could not move. After about three minutes my dog came out from under the bed to bark and the crying was gone. So sorry for the. I had to translate this one from English to Spanish, but I used to just like the app so.
Speaker 2:I didn't realize it was that fucked up. That's pretty crazy. Though right there, bro, so he's before we do it. Oh, what happened? Yeah, he, all he did that was just he just heard it. He just heard that that cry. That's what a lot of people, yeah, like they just usually just hear the cry.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, that's it, that's all you're hearing, not a lot of people get to encounter and see her, uh-huh.
Speaker 2:But some people say they have encountering I got a story at the end about oh, you do, oh, someone's seeing it okay, okay, do you want to go ahead and give them your story?
Speaker 1:you want to do one more story real quick? Oh, we can do one, you got another one, yeah, okay so this one is called the new mexico highway story okay, okay so a truck driver in new mexico reported seeing a woman in white walking alone on the side of a dark road. He pulled over to offer help, but when she turned to him her face was hollowed out like a corpse. The driver sped away, but when he glanced in his rearview mirror she was suddenly in the backseat. When he swerved in fear she disappeared.
Speaker 2:Ooh.
Speaker 1:That's pretty crazy right there, bro. That's some scary movie shit right there Ooh.
Speaker 2:I believe that that's a common thing. That's a common thing, fuck.
Speaker 1:Or like when you Like You're like looking Like, oh shit, drive off. You look back, nothing, you turn to your right.
Speaker 2:It's like literally Right there Inside your face. Hell, no, I start making out.
Speaker 1:It's a dude. Tastes like bee jerky.
Speaker 2:Okay. So my dad Would tell me his experience With La Llorona when he was so. My dad would tell me his experience With La Llorona when he was younger. My dad grew up in Guanajato, mexico. He lived miles away from school and he had to walk or ride his bike to get there and would pass a huge river every day. He told me how he met his first wife when he was a teenager and she lived near the school so he had to go by the river to get her. He stayed out pretty late Since they went on a date and he met her parents and stayed for dinner.
Speaker 2:When he was riding his bike back, he said it started to rain really hard, making it hard for him to get home, since it was dark and the only source of light he had was the moonlight shining through some of the clouds. He stopped near the river Bad idea to go under a big tree to get out of the rain. When he heard noises of a woman crying, he saw a lady crying by the river. He said he instantly got chills and goosebumps but thought it was from the rain. He said at first he didn't think it was her. He couldn't really see her face or anything, since he was too far away, so all he could see was the silhouette of the woman.
Speaker 2:He decided to ask if she was okay. So he started yelling at her asking if everything was all right, and she stopped crying and got quiet. All you could hear was the rain hitting the ground and he said he was going to go check on her. Until he heard the blood curling scream, he knew he fucked up and got on his bike and pedal as fast as he could to get home. He got home, went to my abuelita's room I didn't want to do that and asked her to start praying and told her what happened. They what happened. They stayed up all night praying until the next day. So that's it for that one.
Speaker 1:Damn, that's pretty crazy right there, bro. So to go with that, I also have a little bit of things of what to do if you do encounter a spirit.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, okay.
Speaker 1:Up and on, unload the whole entire clip, switch them down. Nephew, who can dodge bullets?
Speaker 2:Not, no ghost, not no ghost, not no ghost ghost.
Speaker 1:Not no ghost, not, no ghost, no, no, ghost, ghost, not no ghost, no, no, no, no. But uh, it says, do not respond, like do not respond to her cries. All right, calling out or engaging with her might draw her near you and you'll get her attention, or whatever as this dude did, as this dude did, yeah, like dumbass.
Speaker 2:So nothing you do. Pendejo another thing you can do Pendejo.
Speaker 1:Another thing you can do is stay away from rivers, lakes and isolated roads at night. Many reports of encounters happen in these locations. Y'all should know better than to be around these places at night, all right. Another thing you can do is say a prayer or use religious symbols. Some believe that carrying a cross, reciting a prayer or invoking the name of God can protect you from her. Hey, y'all try it out, let me know, let me know, let me know. All right, some people say you leave the area immediately. If you hear weeping or feel a presence, get away from the location as quickly as possible, which also another side note is they say you know, I hope I never encounter or have any stories to tell of my own.
Speaker 1:They say the weeping is heard far away.
Speaker 2:She's close by. Yeah, as far as close.
Speaker 1:Yeah, if she's heard close, she's far away. Keep that in mind for all the people out there. They're going to go have some crazy adventures. She's far away, she's close, she's close. If you hear it close, she's far away, she's close, she's close.
Speaker 2:If you hear her?
Speaker 1:close, she's far away. Vice versa, Yep, yep.
Speaker 2:Don't let them trick y'all, don't let her trick y'all. I got one final story.
Speaker 1:Go ahead, personal count.
Speaker 2:It's my mom's.
Speaker 1:Oh shit.
Speaker 2:So when they were little, obviously they were extremely, extremely poor, so they have moved into another section of of.
Speaker 2:I don't even know where they ended up but they moved and at the time the only thing they could afford was literally just a little shack Like they were just paying rent to, to live that dude at this dude's shack on the on his property, literally sticks, sticks. It was just sticks that was standing up Right. So they uh, it was literally just dirt floor and everything. So I think my grandpa would go at night. He would be working or looking for work or whatever at night, so he had to leave, right, and I think my grandma had to go and she would look for work too or try to clean people's houses. She had to do that while he was gone because he didn't like her working. So she had to do it so they could eat, so she would be gone too. So it was just the girls At the time, it was just the four girls that would stay literally in the shack by themselves.
Speaker 2:My mom said she started hearing the cries and so they all woke up and they all started, like you know, started huddling together and since it was just sticks, just like you said, they heard it far. So at first they were thinking like, oh, it's coming close, you know, or like it's going to come over. Oh, it's like far away. She looked out to one of the little sticks that was outside Because they started hearing like something like what's out there, and she looked. She couldn't see through the sticks that it was. She saw a white gown and it was like, but she could hear like the cry.
Speaker 2:This shit gave me chills, just the, just the, you know, just like crying and everything. And it circled around the house. It kept going around it and around it. The house it was a little shack Came going around it and around it. They stayed up. They didn't even go to sleep, but they just stayed up until somebody got back home and after that they went and grabbed, uh, newspapers and shit and they started like patching, like closing up the little holes in the walls damn bro.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so she saw, she, uh, she like I ain't gonna say she saw the face when she saw like the gown and like the white of it and what?
Speaker 1:yeah well, that's gonna end up to this subject. Y'all let us know if y'all believe what I personally believe it could be something, because you know there's spirits, demons, out there so I believe that it is something out there that's something.
Speaker 2:I don't know exactly what it is that's manifested from this.
Speaker 1:Let us know any encounters that y'all have, any stories that y'all might have about this. Let us know if you believe, don't believe. Y'all have any accounts or what would you do in this scenario? Let us know right or if y'all want to live stream y'all staying down there somewhere, fuck that y'all let us know fuck that but that's gonna end up that subject. Let's get on to the next, that's right that's leading up to.
Speaker 1:I haven't put that other noise, but I forgot about it. So let them know what the next subject is Gallo Poisonous animals. That's right. That's right. Poisonous animales Poisonous.
Speaker 2:So I looked a little bit. You know, venomous animals depends on the type of venom it produces and the level of danger it poses to humans. So that's basically where I went off. I didn't include the type of venom because I was looking at them words, crazy words, crazy words. It's like compounded and it's like.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I ain't doing all that. I ain't doing all that. I ain't getting all that from you. If y'all want that, y'all can look it up, right, I ain't doing all that, bro. This is crazy.
Speaker 2:I'm but a simple man that does simple knowledge and gives so Australian box jellyfish.
Speaker 1:No, you got that one too. I ain't got that. Oh, got him A little silly before we get a little poison. A little silly over here.
Speaker 2:All right. So this marine animal, if y'all ain't know, it's in the ocean. It has tentacles covered in nematocyst, which are tiny darts filled with venom. Stings from this jellyfish can cause paralysis, cardiac arrest and death within minutes. It is also known as sea wasps. It has a 50% survival rate if you get stung. That's not too bad, not too bad, 50% though.
Speaker 1:I've gambled on less. I've gambled on less.
Speaker 2:I've gambled on 35%. So it's a rounded cube shape. It has tentacles hanging from each corner. They can grow up to 38 centimeters across and have up to 15 tentacles per corner. The tentacles can look flat and contract to 10 centimeters, which is huge, or extend to 3 meters so they can grow and shrink, grow and shrink meters. So it had a little. It can grow and shrink. They live in warm coastal waters around the world, but are most common in the Indo-Pacific region and North Australia.
Speaker 2:A box of jellyfish sting can cause severe pain, burning and a skin reaction. Other symptoms include, obviously, pain that can range from mild to severe and can be felt in the arms, legs, abdomen and back. Skin reaction A raised red spot, welts or tracks may appear on the skin. You can have difficulty breathing. You may feel nauseous or vomit. You're going to start to sweat. You get a headache. You can experience muscle pain or spasms, chest pain and swell your heart rate. You may experience an irregular heart rate, increased blood pressure and you may just collapse from shock. You may experience skin tissue death, which your skin just your skin just starts like, uh, deteriorating.
Speaker 2:Um, you can get cramps from it. Uh, commonly around the abdominal area. In extreme cases, body jellyfishing can lead to heart failure, brain swelling and death. Minimize, uh, you can protect yourself a little bit, yourself a little bit, by wearing full exposure suits, hoods, boots and gloves. You got to suit up before going to the ocean. It's crazy. Something as simple as a nylon pantyhose worn over the skin can prevent jellyfish stings for all those that might go out there.
Speaker 1:I didn't know that.
Speaker 2:Apparently, if you carry vinegar, it can help with a little bit of to offset the pain or like to reduce the poison there oh shit, just a little bit, just a little bit yeah, yeah, just a little bit, just a little bit a dash just a pinch, but I mean a splash. No, no, like you need a lot of vinegar to reduce.
Speaker 1:Like a little bit, oh shit, like you need a lot of vinegar to reduce it ain't going to save you from it, it's just going to reduce, like I was about to say damn Pour the whole bottle Bottles it is among.
Speaker 2:The venom is considered to be among the most deadly in the world, containing toxins that attack the heart, nervous system and skin cells. It is so overpowering, painful. Human victims have been known to go into shock and drown or die of heart failure before even reaching shore.
Speaker 1:Damn bro, that's pretty tough right there.
Speaker 2:So yeah, that's a box jellyfish.
Speaker 1:Box jellyfish. Well, I'm going to put some pictures of the things on Instagram. So if y'all want to come take a look at the animals we're talking about, come check us out at the Instagram. But mine is the infamous blue-ringed octopus.
Speaker 2:Ooh, I was going to do that one too.
Speaker 1:Oh, I was going to do that one too, the Hapalochi.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I didn't even do that. I didn't even do that. Y'all know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1:So it's found in tide pools and coral reefs in the Pacific and Indian Ocean, especially around Australia, obviously and.
Speaker 1:Japan. So they're small, reaching only about five to eight inches, but extremely dangerous. They may look cute, they may look nice, they might look kawaii, kawaii. Don't touch them, don't fuck with them. So they're typically shy and only displays its bright blue rings when provoked or threatened. They feed on small crabs, shrimp and fish by injecting venom through its beaks. Through its beak, sorry so the effects of the poison. So produces tetrodotoxin, or some people know it as ttx, a neurotoxin 1200 times more potent than cyanide. Than cyanide a little, I mean, not little, a big thing. That's five to eight inches you bogus can have that much poison in it.
Speaker 1:it's crazy that so if you get hit with the poison, you know it causes paralysis, respiratory failure and could lead to death within minutes If untreated. I don't know the survival rate, but um victims remain conscious but are unable to move or breathe, stuck in a whole paralysis.
Speaker 2:Paralysis you do too.
Speaker 1:Fuck there. There is no anti-venom that exists, so treatment focuses on artificial, artificial respiration until the toxin wears off. Okay, yeah, so you're gonna be stuck, but you can't. I don't know. That's pretty fucking crazy. So interesting fact one bite can kill 26 adult humans.
Speaker 2:I was trying to figure out how to find. I know that's, that's a way of measuring it. I could have found how to measure that shit.
Speaker 1:One bite, 26 people. It's crazy From five to six inches. It doesn't make its own venom, it gets it from bacteria and its salivary salivary salivatory and its separation and its celebration. Glands, what the hell are y'all talking about? Salivary, salivary I don't know how to focus. Glands and it's saliva, damn it, all right. So, despite being deadly, it's not aggressive and rarely bites humans unless handled.
Speaker 2:I keep that in mind, I see a buffalo. Grab one one time. Oh for real Playing with it, bro. Y'all walling for that, bro. Fuck that what you got, bro. So I got the one, the only Kobe, the black mamba.
Speaker 1:Oh shit okay.
Speaker 2:So it's one of the Little Little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little big. It's one of the fastest snakes in the world and can deliver a bite that is almost always fatal without immediate medical attention. It reaches 12 miles per hour.
Speaker 1:Damn Motherfucker, fast run for a snake, motherfucker fast.
Speaker 2:A highly venomous snake native to the sub-Saharan Africa and considered one of the world's deadliest. They are known for their aggressive nature, lightning speed and lethal venom. Even though the black mammals are long and slender, with smooth scales and narrow heads, they can grow up to 14 feet long, making them africa's longest venomous snake. Despite their name, they are not black, but rather gray, brown or olive in color. Danger level. Black mama venom is a neurotoxic and cardiotoxic meaning. It affects the nerves and heart. The fatality rate of a black mama venom is a neurotoxic and cardiotoxic meaning. It affects the nerves and heart. The fatality rate of a black mama bite has a hundred percent fatality rate if left untreated 100 100 if left untreated. If left untreated but I know you, I know you only got like a couple minutes to actually get that. Uh. So symptoms and black mama bite can cause paralysis, collapse and respiratory distress. The antidote can be administered, but some people may be allergic. So if it's not the snake that kills you, it could be the antivirus.
Speaker 1:Maybe we're onto something. Maybe them deadly allergies, maybe we're onto something. Ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I get it.
Speaker 2:That was gonna be all it. That was the one bullet I had under that Extracorporeal membrane oxygenation. Basically, just like it's a rare case, a victim may need this treatment to provide Prolonged cardiac and respiratory support. So sentence what you going to feel if you get bit Obviously pain, burning or swelling at the bite site, loss of control of the tongue and jaw, slurred speech, tunnel or blurred vision, drowsiness, mental confusion, numbness and tingling around the mouth and fingers, drooling, difficulty swallowing and nausea. That's it for now. See, it's not a good experience, not a good. Tingling around the mouth and fingers, drooling, difficulty swallowing and nausea. Listen for that one. See, it's not a good experience.
Speaker 1:Not a good experience, y'all be safe out there with them. Black mommas Out there in the Sahara Desert. Fuck that shit, bro. You know what's crazy. That one's a big thing. This one's also another small one. This is the poison dart frog, or the dendrobatae di type, shit, type shit could have said it better myself? So it's native to central and south america, mainly in rainforests of colombia, peru and brazil. It's a small, brightly colored and highly toxic, with some species growing no longer than two inches big.
Speaker 1:Two inches big, two inch strong two inches so their toxicity comes from their diet Ants, termites and mites. In the wild captive bred dark frogs are not poisonous.
Speaker 2:Oh, because of the diet, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1:That's pretty crazy, though they become poisonous or they're toxic because of what they eat.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's pretty crazy. That's interesting yeah.
Speaker 1:So some species lay eggs on leaves and after hatching carry their tadpoles on their backs to water.
Speaker 2:That's pretty cool, okay, all right.
Speaker 1:So some effects of the poison. So skin secretes, or batra cho toxin, which disrupts nerve signals, causing muscle paralysis and cardiac arrest. So I'm not going to say this. So a single golden poisonous frog has enough toxin to kill 10 plus humans. Just a single one has enough to kill 10 plus humans. That's pretty crazy. There is no known antidote and treatment includes supportive care like fluids and oxygen therapy. So interesting facts. Indigenous tribes use their toxins to coat blowgun darts for hunting. Only about three species out of 200 plus are lethal to humans and scientists are studying their toxins for medical uses such as painkillers.
Speaker 2:Let me get a little bit of that. Let me get some poison. Let me get some frog poison.
Speaker 1:That's pretty cool, though, how you can take the poison from the animals or whatever, and you can literally, since it causes muscle numbness or whatever. You're literally taking but a fraction of it, putting it with that willow's bark or some shit. Maybe Call back to the last episode, remember class. Maybe maybe call back. Call back to the last episode, remember class?
Speaker 1:um, but you're literally making it to where you're using a fraction of it to make you feel better science, baby science without alias, we couldn't have advances all right shout out to all the people that sacrifice themselves for this knowledge, for the science, that one dude that took too much of it.
Speaker 2:Okay, maybe we don't do the two doses, maybe, maybe we break it down a little bit. They're just dead on the table. So I got a little interesting one. I got the Slow. Loris, check this out. This primate has venomous front teeth and injects its venom into predators. It's a primate, it's a little monkey, a little little.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, a monkey.
Speaker 2:It's like it's not a yeah, it looks like a little monkey. So they're small arcturian primates native to Southeast Asia forests. They are known for their large four-facing eyes that are adapted for night vision and their distinctive facial markings that resemble a raccoon's mask. Slow lorises are unique among primates for having a venomous bite. When threatened, they raise their arms above their head, lick a gland in their upper arm and combine the oil with saliva to create venom. When threatened, a slow loris will hiss and retreat into a defensive posture with his paws clasped on top of his head. In this position, the slow loris' upraised arms, combined with the dark markings on his face, look remarkably like the expanded hood of an angered, uh spectacled cobra. So they try to imitate like a cobra, that's like, that's one like little defense, before they actually bite your ass damn to add to the fact, uh, lorises can even undulate in a serpentine fashion.
Speaker 2:uh, this unusual movement is made possible by an extra vertebrae in their spines. Their defense posture also allows slow roars to suck the venom from their armpits and strike quickly. The bites of these tiny primates have caused anaphylactic shock and even death in humans. Symptoms include burning of the tongue and throat, hypotension, muscle convulsions, heart and respiratory problems, unconsciousness and even death through anaphylaxis shock. And the vaccination against these are just, it's like a tendon shock and antibiotics, so there's not like an actual antidote for it. You just got to ride it out. You just got to ride it out.
Speaker 2:Damn bro, fuck that shit bro, that's it for that one.
Speaker 1:Damn. What'd you say? It was Like a little, yeah, it's a little monkey yeah, yeah, I'm going to show you.
Speaker 2:I'm going to show you. We'll put the pictures, like I said, on.
Speaker 1:Instagram so y'all can come take a look at them and everything. So this one's the inland, inland Typen, typen, the fierce snake oh, I was about to say, is that a snake? Yeah, yeah, remote desert regions, solitary and reclusive, avoiding human interaction, hunt small mammals like rats, striking quickly and injecting venom multiple times in a single bite.
Speaker 1:Okay, it is single bite in a single bite, so they're more active during early mornings or evenings to avoid extreme heat. So the effects of the poison it has this it has the most toxin venom of any snake. One bite can kill 100 plus people. It has a neurotoxin that causes paralysis, internal bleeding and organ failure within an hour.
Speaker 2:Damn.
Speaker 1:So without treatment, death can occur in less than 45 minutes. Damn you. Better hope you're close to the hospital, because there ain't no damn way bro. Anti-venom exists and is effective if administered quickly. So you gotta, gotta take that shit with you. You gotta take it with you like an EpiPen so a little quick known fact despite its deadly venom it's calm and rarely bites, unless provoked. That don't mean y'all should go out there and go fucking grab it, don't be fucking with that shit.
Speaker 2:fucking with it cause I know a motherfucker heard that shit Fucking with it. Because I know a motherfucker heard that shit and said okay, so I can go touch it.
Speaker 1:So to the person that's listening to us from Australia do not go fucking with this thing.
Speaker 2:Do not go fucking with it.
Speaker 1:Obviously you know it's native to y'all, so its venom is 50 times stronger than a cobra's, and scientists believe it evolved such potent venom to quickly kill prey in harsh environments where food is scarce.
Speaker 2:So it evolved Everybody should shit like everybody, like everybody, like humans involved from fishes. But that's gonna end that one right there. You got anything? No, that that was oh that was it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was it for me. All right, bro. So I guess you got anything else about the venom, poisonous animals or anything like that you want to tell them, or any interesting facts or anything because we kind of just flew through.
Speaker 2:We flew through because I know I I didn't want to take too much time.
Speaker 1:So well, we're slow, we're we're low on camera storage right now, so that's what we're trying to go through real quick.
Speaker 2:So we did, we did fly through it, we did fly through it. Usually it's a two hour episode. Yeah, I wasn't really looking at time, I just wanted to make sure we had enough time. Yeah, I was worried about it not having enough time too so yeah, we we fit two hour episode into a mid to 30 episode. We flew by for that real quick.
Speaker 2:That's for. It's just part of the trade. Really, this is stuff you got to do, really. Since we got a little bit of time, let me see. Let's just ponder here about the fact that bees are aggressive, not bees. Not bees, it's just wasps are an aggressive species and should be eliminated from Earth.
Speaker 1:Really, they serve no purpose wait, the wasp don't serve no purpose.
Speaker 2:I don't think they do, bees do, but wasps.
Speaker 1:Don't check that.
Speaker 2:I'll look at them right now, since we got time, I'll look at them right now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're gonna end off this. We're about to let y'all know wasps make honey?
Speaker 2:No, who asked that here? Let's start with the name. Are wasps good for anything? Yeah, somebody asked this question. Okay, okay, so I was wrong. According to my AI overview, wasps were considered beneficial to the environment as they can act as natural pest control by preying on other insects like caterpillars and aphids, helping to maintain that's it.
Speaker 1:That's it, bro. I got chemicals that do that shit for you. Right, right.
Speaker 2:All right, we can get on with them. Get rid of all the wasps. Get rid of all the wasps.
Speaker 1:Anytime you see a wasp, kill that thing on sight, shoot it with the .45, with the Lord's round Up it, up it on him.
Speaker 2:Spray that raid on him.
Speaker 1:With the flamethrower attached to. That's all the material we had. My fault, guys, I know y'all trying to hang out With us a little longer. I don't blame y'all. I guess we're gonna wrap it up then. You got any shout outs or anything that you wanna.
Speaker 2:Sammy's been enjoying this.
Speaker 1:Oh, he's liking it, bro, he's been enjoying the. The new style, the new way. Yeah, he's been like.
Speaker 2:He's been giving me Nothing but feedback, so what he's just like bust out laughing. I'm like what is he listening to? I see that Casa Co, on that shit Everybody's like ah yeah, that man got taste. Right, there's a man with taste. But he's really liking it, so I'm gonna give him a shout out again to Sam Minson Always done, said last time when we shouted out and you were like te voy a un besito or some shit like that, right there where the sun don't shine, but yeah, he's just giving me good feedback bro, that's good.
Speaker 1:At least somebody enjoys it, somebody likes it, that we know, and I don't say they go bullshit.
Speaker 2:He's like the most he'll tell you straight up like nah, that ain't it. But no, I mean he keeps listening to the episodes, he keeps on.
Speaker 1:That's all we need. We only need a handful of people that are actually like going to dedicated listeners.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so yeah, Sammy, big shout-out to you, but I really appreciate you still listening to us and everything.
Speaker 1:So Yaya will be sending you a Lamborghini truck for me to dedicate If he doesn't take. Yeah, that's it, that's all you got. Shout out to him.
Speaker 2:Yeah, just dad and my family, as usual, my moms, and yeah, that's it for me.
Speaker 1:Okay, all right. So I want to give a shout out to my cousin Pepe.
Speaker 1:Shout out to Pepe for always listening to every episode on his way to work or coming home from work or at work. Shout out to my girlfriend for listening or catching up to the episodes. For listening or catching up to the episode, you know. Big shout out to you. Thank you for supporting me and my journey. Shout out to all the people who've been listening to us, you know. Shout out to Australia, france, rome, like I said, spain. Shout out to all the people that listen from the other countries that listened to our previous episode cause some of them stayed and they listened to the new episode they kept listening to it.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay. So thank y'all so much. I really appreciate that. I appreciate that.
Speaker 1:Big ups to y'all. I appreciate that.
Speaker 2:I'll give them a five boot.
Speaker 1:Boom, boom, boom. But what was I going to say? Shout out to y'all. Thank you for all the people that have been looking at our TikTok. Y'all can come look at tiktok at cosmic cove. That's k-o-s-m-i-c. Underscore c-o-v-e. Um. Follow us on instagram, you know, at cosmic cove, k-o-s-m-i-c space c-o-v-e. Follow us on youtube at k-o-s-m-i-c space, c-o-v-e. Again, and um, you know, be sure to follow us. Be sure to like, subscribe, comment. You know if y'all enjoy the content. Like I said, this isn't for everybody, you know. We know that.
Speaker 1:All right, we get yeah now everybody's gonna like what we talk about and to those y'all don't like fuck.
Speaker 1:No, generally fuck. You eat a dick. That's from the bottom of my heart. I don't give a fuck. Y'all want some smoke on some real shit, right y'all? If y'all don't like it, bro, just get the fuck home. But literally that's all you gotta fucking do bro. Fucking hate watching this shit bro. Fuck y'all bro. It's good publicity though. I appreciate the stream, I appreciate the comments, I appreciate the likes, but um well, the dislikes, like I said, shout out to all y'all. Thank you for listening, for watching, for looking at the visuals. I'm behind on the visuals. I'm getting to it. I'm starting to actually catch up with most of it, but give me some time. My bad y'all. I'm trying to drop the tiktoks every friday, all right. So if y'all wait for friday, saturday that's when I have the new tiktoks rolling out. But I've been having a little bit of issues because not all of our tiktoks are being pushed out to the algorithm. So I got to get that and this is just telling you why.
Speaker 2:Or it doesn't, no, it just doesn't push it.
Speaker 1:It doesn't push it out, yeah it just like stuck at nine views literally nine views like nobody else, but it's not like we're not against any time.
Speaker 2:I mean we're not going against the guidelines and stuff like that.
Speaker 1:So I don't know what's going on, but y'all be sure to check us out. Uh oh, before we head off to big shout out again to uh, the logan watkins man so like I said before in the beginning of the episode, y'all go check them out, follow them on social media, show some love, tell them that y'all came from the cosmic cove. For any people that do own venues, like I said, or have a party, have an event, go hit up logan watkins maybe I need some live music they play good.
Speaker 1:like they might not have the videos on their facebook page, but I promise they pay good. I mean they pay good, they play good.
Speaker 2:They don't pay y'all, y'all pay them my fault.
Speaker 1:I promise they play good y'all. Like I said, y'all go follow him at LoganWalkins on Facebook L-O-G-A-N space W-A-T-K-I-N-S. Go follow him on Instagram at L-O-G-A-N underscore W-4-5-5-3. Same thing with Snapchat L-O-G-A-N dash W-4-5-5-3. Go check them out. Logan Watkins. Like I said, good music. Y'all need somebody to play. Hit them up. Good music, good people yeah, good people. But other than that, you know, thank you for supporting us. Thank you for being here for the journey. We promise to get more content content out there for y'all. Trying to up the quality. We're trying to get the guests on here. I got guests lined up already, but we're just like in a small space, so it's not working with us really right now, but I promise y'all we're gonna have guests on here soon. You know we got a couple special guests and I'm pretty excited about, but we'll let y'all know more about it later, um, but other than that, we'll catch on next episode. So
