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Ever wondered if a burst of laughter could turn your dreams into reality? Join Yayo and REvernZe as they kick off with uproarious skits and witty banter, all while celebrating the unexpected success of their late-night podcast reaching audiences from Japan to Rome. With hilarity around every corner, they dive into tales of overcoming fears and chasing dreams, serving up motivation with a side of laughter that's as refreshing as a Twisted T. Your hosts share their gratitude for the growing community and inspire you to embrace your ambitions, even if that means taking a cue from the neighborhood crackhead's hustle.
Picture this: a three-day job that should've taken one, misunderstandings about the task's scope, and a humorous realization of just how many walls there are to finish. They weave this tale with insights into pagan practices and shamanic wisdom, topping it off with a sprinkle of garlic's magical history. The playful notion of aliens imparting ancient knowledge adds an extra layer of whimsy to this captivating storytelling adventure.
As the episode unfolds, prepare for a journey through shadowy figures with red eyes and the mysteries of sleep paralysis. With stories that blend the psychological and the paranormal, Yayo and REvernZe explore the fearsome Hat Man and the eerie experiences that haunt our dreams. But it's not all chills and thrills; they lighten the mood with humorous anecdotes about unconventional remedies and late-night cravings for Cookout. Whether it's the fight-or-freeze response or the secret menu at a fast-food joint, this episode promises laughter, learning, and a delightful mix of the unexpected.
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Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark.
Speaker 2:I was born in it Molded by it.
Speaker 1:I see death.
Speaker 2:Welcome Cosmic Cole family.
Speaker 1:it's your boy, yaya, here with Reverence, that's right it's your boy, reverence Choo-choo-choo, choo-choo-choo, who having too much fun. This man Check this out. Whole skit. Comedian much, this man.
Speaker 2:Check this out. Whole skit comedian right here Twitches came out. Whole comedic persona came out.
Speaker 1:Thanks bro, these.
Speaker 2:Twitches are teasing.
Speaker 1:Right, how's that song go? Robo-tussin' got me feelin' what. How does it go, robo-tussin' that? That's the movie you're talking about.
Speaker 2:Go ahead, no who said go ahead and sing it. No, I ain't about to sing that. Sing it. Go ahead and sing it. Rubber Tussie Got me feeling right. I don't even know.
Speaker 1:This is the lyric. I'm about to ask my girlfriend how's that song go?
Speaker 2:Well, we too funny out here y'all. It's a little late in the evening. Oh, under the influence.
Speaker 1:That sound about right, go ahead hit it, we can't get copyright. Hold on here. I'm about to play Y'all know what I'm talking about Twisted T's got his act in there Fucking Robitussin. I don't know how this shit Got me lazy right now Low key, low key.
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Speaker 1:This is how the Twisted T's got us acting up right now, I told you Y'all know what we talking about.
Speaker 2:I told you, bro, them things like Jews bro.
Speaker 1:If they don't make you violent, they make you horny, and it's two dudes yeah it's two dudes and I get horny and violent.
Speaker 2:Chill out, chill out.
Speaker 1:Everybody listening how y'all been how y'all been, how y'all doing.
Speaker 2:Shout out to all the new listeners Speak.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're waiting on your response.
Speaker 2:International International, the international fans bro, right last episode bro.
Speaker 1:Across the seas.
Speaker 2:We was in Japan.
Speaker 1:We was in Australia. We was in Rome. We was the sea. We was in japan. We was in australia, we was in rome we was in france, we was in, we was in india, we was. Uh, where else were we at?
Speaker 2:world tour bro world tour, we went international. We can really retire now we can really retire, bro. Whole time I was stressing.
Speaker 1:I was like because I just uploaded episode and it was like two days or a day afterwards and I was like, let me look at the downloads. That shit is set for.
Speaker 2:Bro, I started listening.
Speaker 1:I was stressing bro, what the fuck did we say? What the fuck did we do? Analyzing the whole play by play, bro, I listened to the episode myself. I thought it was hilarious as shit. I thought those two dudes was the funniest people funniest motherfuckers really that I ever met, really they need, they shit stroke right.
Speaker 2:Hold on man, oh yeah and record it and upload it please.
Speaker 1:And then um the next day, you know, I just get home from work, or whatever and then um who?
Speaker 2:said, who said I'm not even gonna think about it, turn off the computer no, I like refreshed the page.
Speaker 1:I was like four who? Was refreshing that I refreshed it because I was like still four. I was like seriously, I was like there's no way look at the camera.
Speaker 2:Guys, y'all kidding me, right guys, y'all kidding me seriously, guys, seriously, guys, seriously, guys, y'all doing, y'all doing this to me, guys, seriously, on my birthday.
Speaker 1:So I refreshed the page. That shit said 24. I was like, ah, had to load up, bro, had to load up, that's what. I'm talking about it's because the other side of the world was asleep when I uploaded.
Speaker 2:That's what it was, bro. They was just about to wake up, bro. Bro, I don't blame y'all, bro. First thing in the morning, bro, they were listening to that.
Speaker 1:We're one day ahead.
Speaker 2:So really I can tell them Wait, no, they're one day ahead, right? Yeah, I think they did.
Speaker 1:That's crazy, because they're one day ahead, so they need to look at the past and not the future. So do they live in the past, then, they was living in the past because they was sleeping on us, bro. So Damn, all right, all right, relax, relax.
Speaker 2:No, but how you been bro, how's everything doing.
Speaker 1:Been good, bro, been good, that's a story about how he felt, no, how he dealt with his phobia.
Speaker 2:I'm going to say trauma. It is really, it is, bro. I had to get over my Really really just like motivational speak to all y'all that be scared. Y'all got to go out there. Y'all got to get out there and do it. Y'all got to go out there. People afraid of that fall damage that shit not real. That shit not real, About to be like them juice skits. You need to get after it. You need to get the bad. Are you hungry or not?
Speaker 1:I ain't never said a can't do drugs, that crackhead, get up and go do it.
Speaker 2:So that crackhead wake up, five in the morning, zero dollars in his pocket, two in the afternoon, he smoking crack under the bridge. How, how, that's a go getter, that's a hustler. You know, when they asking me in the job interviews who you look up to, my boy crackhead, down the street, the crack, it's down the street. You know they always, you ever see that meme. It's a meme. Right now with this Hispanic chick. She's like. She basically say like poor people. You know they got to do what they got to do, you know to survive. And she's looking at it like it's some, like it's some special shit, like some out of the world shit. They hungry bitch.
Speaker 2:The fuck you talking about that's how it? Was bro. That's how it was, bro, because I was at work for, like I think, two weeks. Oh shit, what are you doing? Yeah, we were at work for two weeks, bro, so I got the car right. Talking about we, the best I was like, you got me, that's the best I could. And so the dude was like he was behind the job and everything. You know he needs help. But these are like professional, like yeah, that's what they do for a living.
Speaker 1:Like that's what they do for a living, that's their profession, that's you know. So that's their career choice, Right? That's what they went to college for in Mexico.
Speaker 2:In.
Speaker 1:Mexico.
Speaker 2:These white people.
Speaker 1:Oh, for real.
Speaker 2:These like be known, whoa, okay, okay, like they be knowing, but it's like a little different. So I told her straight up. I was like hey, bro, like I'll work, but like I don't know what you were expecting from me. Just know, like, whatever y'all doing, like I don't know what I'm doing, like, and you know, dude was like nah, nah, it's okay, you know.
Speaker 2:Like I was like look, as long as somebody there to tell me what to do you know God, because if you leave me there by myself, you tell me do this, do this by myself, ain't shit getting done. Ain't shit getting done. You're like me. I ain't going to know where to start, I'm just going to nail a board to the wall. That's right. So it was my brother and me. We went First day pull up Park, got out, put my belt on and everything had all my gear on. Had the high vests.
Speaker 2:Had the pit vipers had the helmet, the hard hat, the brown helmet, the brown With the brim on it, with all the stickers on it. You feel me, had everything on it, had the carbon fiber finish, carbon fiber fit everything, shit. Two and a half, uh milligrams lighter bro the area and the other helmet. So you know, I pull it to the job site. D-wall. Just a 20 volt, not even, not even a regular, not even, not even a power, not even a five amp, not even a double stack, not even an xr. Good old black, black and black and yellow 20 volt. The tiny ones, the ones that throw at you for free when you buy a bundle. Gave me that shit bro, the throwaway batteries, everybody.
Speaker 2:Look at me, what the fuck. So I was using it. Some dude just gave me his battery. He's like here you go, my shit, my shit. I was using it. Some dude just gave me his battery. He's like here you go, my shit, my shit, my shit. I was drilling. I was like I had to like send the screw in. Like the dude looked at me, he was handing me that big ass XR 5A battery. Here you go, little bro, right here, right, quick. I was like yeah, appreciate it.
Speaker 1:We trying to work till lunch, not work before lunch.
Speaker 2:Shit, my ass shit was smoking, boss. You had me for years, boss, put me down. Put me down. I'm the basic model Making that little battery work. I'm the basic model. Put me down, boss. The chassis started, the frame started coming apart, bro. But I pull up Dude's like all right, all right. And you know, I started asking like what you want me to do all this stuff? He's like get the measurement from right here, you're gonna, you're gonna throw it half. Get the measurement up top to the bottom, get half and then send it off the wall, bro what I would have said facts.
Speaker 2:He looked at me. I'm like what, like? What you mean he's like. So you get this right here. You get this measurement, you throw three inches to the left and you do it on the three inches to the right and you got to find the middle. Once you find the middle, then you're going to give me the measurements from the window to the up and then window to the bottom, but, like he said it, different. That's. Looked at Jett, jett looking at me. Ay bro, ay, we way over our head bro, we way over our head bro. I look back at him.
Speaker 2:He looking at me like Waiting for you to answer, man Waiting for me to answer.
Speaker 1:I look back at Jett Jett head.
Speaker 2:Jett, head Already down Looking straight at the floor. Ay bro, I'm just gonna take my L Go into the car, bro, I look at him and I remember I got bills. Fuck, fuck. Hey bro, I'm going to be honest. I ain't been trying to waste your time. I don't think I can help you.
Speaker 1:Dude looked at me like I was spitting his face.
Speaker 2:What you mean, why, why?
Speaker 1:Boy you done told me I thought you was Maseky. I thought you was Maseky.
Speaker 2:Baby, we definitely over here in Florida.
Speaker 1:I thought y'all Maseky do everything.
Speaker 2:We definitely over here in Florida. I know how to measure. I'll get the measurement my way, but what you telling me ain't? I ain't have done nothing close to that. I'm over here talking about it. They dabble, I dabble in precision. Them motherfuckers are precise. That's what I thought.
Speaker 1:That's what I thought they're dabbling in quantum physics.
Speaker 2:I'm over here and uh it was like that rick and morty episode, bro, oh, oh, oh. This is, this is level to you. I'll show you level. He showed me what plum is, bro. I had everything with plum out there, I'll tell you that. But so I was like bro, I said I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. So he's went, he cut the piece, put it right there and he's told me you know, stagger him Started putting pieces Once we got the hang of it and everything. We were flying through it, bro. We were going through it, bro, and low-key, it was nice because it was like a new ability to learn type thing, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's always good, it's always good, I was feeling good but I was like okay, so we did a wall, we did just one wall.
Speaker 2:I'm thinking why they need me for three days. I got this done today. Why they need me for three days. You could have called me last week. I would have had this done, wrapped up. Wrapped up. I was feeling good as hell that day. You know, I left Talking with Jay on the way back, talking about bro, we got this.
Speaker 2:I was like look at, jay, that's what I said, that's what I said, that's what I said I was like I look at Jay Bro, we about to leave, bro, we about to miss out, we about to miss out on the bad, on this easy cash. Yeah, we about to miss out on this glitch. That's all. All we had to do was just he was cutting the boys, getting the measurements and that thing. All we had to do was just drill them like screw them in.
Speaker 1:That's it, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:That's it. I mean, that's a little sign, not a sign, but that's all we had to do. That was it Feeling good? Right, come at it. They're like I'm thinking they don't even want me tomorrow because we finished what they going gonna need this for. So the main dude was like nah, go ahead, I'm gonna need you for like, can you work Saturday too, me over here? Fuck it. They gonna pay me for just standing around. I might as well. I guess I clean up.
Speaker 2:I might as well shit, but I put it the next day, bro. There's two more walls we gotta finish. I seen them, but I didn't correlate with me. I'm over here thinking like just one wall Dummy. The house has four walls.
Speaker 1:You only done like two walls, man. As soon as you got in the vehicle you told Jerry ah, we scared though For real, bro, fucking dummy. He don't know there's four walls, bro, legit.
Speaker 2:I was like, because the dude wasn't there at the job site, so I was like bro he, but he doesn't even know, like he doesn't even know we gone with it. Like he doesn't even know, we nice with it, but for but we got two more Walks to do, so I had to get up there, bro. Today they put me up there on the At the top, at the top, bro, that's where he faces.
Speaker 1:They had Jared, they had.
Speaker 2:Jared first. But poor Jared, bro, poor Jared talking about this shit bending, this shit bending, this shit bending. He look at me, ricky, ricky, you got me, you got me. Watch out, watch out, little bro, watch out, little bro. I started climbing on that shit. Ayy, why this shit shaking? Why this?
Speaker 1:shit shaking. This shit not safe man.
Speaker 2:Bro, it started shaking. That dude told me like this, shit ain't shaking, your leg shaking. Stop shaking, bro. I look at my leg Legs Stop. I felt. That dude told me like this, shit ain't shaking, your leg's shaking. Stop shaking, bro. I look at my leg Legs Stop. I felt my leg shaking too. I hadn't even realized my shit's shaking for real. But I got up there, bro. I got up there. I'm a skyscraper, bro. I was up there, bro, who felt like them? New Yorkers sat on that beam and took that lunch. You know, like that famous photo oh, the old, like the old time photo when they were like sitting on the beam. That's how I was. That's how I was sitting up there at the end of the day, bro, talking about, hey, just hitting them with that, just throw me everything up here. But I'm going to be up here. I'm a sky man. Now, bro, I had to get over it, bro.
Speaker 2:I had to get over that fear, bro. I was like up 20 feet. I think I was up there, bro, up there, climbed up there, I had to drill something. Fuck bro, I tried drilling that shit. Oh, I tried drilling my left arm. Since my left arm is fucked up, that drill, it felt like it was like 200 pounds bro.
Speaker 1:I couldn't because of my tendons right there, but I couldn't like hold it. Yeah, it felt like it's just because you're you're nervous, bro, like if you're nervous, no, I can do my right hand, I can do with my right hand. Oh you can't.
Speaker 2:Yeah, with my right hand I could do, it was just my because of, because of the injury, back in, uh back, uh back with bossman, but. But I could do my left hand, but so I had like get down switch the move the ladder and then do it with my right hand. Oh okay, but uh.
Speaker 1:But yeah.
Speaker 2:She was pretty cool.
Speaker 1:She was pretty cool, that's good though, bro.
Speaker 2:He told me I could come back Monday oh shit bro, yeah, cause they ain't finished.
Speaker 1:Who said Not cause of me. Not cause of me, oh, okay.
Speaker 2:I was about to say I was going nice, no, low key. Today, that's like the end, because we already did all the other walls and stuff. But it was just difficult. Even the dude was like. He was like all right, we get this cut, we can go home. We did not get that cut, I don't know. He was telling me how to like, he was telling me the measurements and how to like put it on the board and cut it out, but it wasn't working. Damn, I don't know why it broke. At the end the piece broke, because it's just one continuous board and it broke. He said, alright, let's go home, that's enough. That's enough for one day.
Speaker 1:He said I'm stressed Working with these Mexicans. They don't.
Speaker 2:That dude was a Mexican. Shout out to him, bro, because for that shit he was like put it right there, not right there, turn around. Because like the square, he was telling me how to get the angles. But he's like all the way up there and I'm down here and he had like the music blasting everything. It was like a sensory overlord like. I'm like the music, him like, but I don't know what the fuck you're saying, bro. But that dude had mad pages with me, bro. Mad page I'm talking about that was me. You get a kicked out, you get a kicked out, bro.
Speaker 1:It's usually people like that If they've done it for so long. It's just like they're usually pretty chill, bro Los Casablan, the ones that already know how to do everything, and they do need help, bro. They do have patience for you, bro. Especially if they drink.
Speaker 2:If they drink on the job.
Speaker 1:Then you in for a good time, like the sheetrock guys, like the finishing guys, drinking, walking on stilts. 24-pack, 16-pack, 8-pack, whatever it is.
Speaker 2:But that dude was up there, bro. He told me he'd been doing that since he was 15, I think For real He'd been learning, he'd been in the trades and everything since he was 15 and stuff. Bro. He was telling me how they did this. They did a church before bro. He was telling me how they did this, like they did a church before bro. He used to do roofing too and they did a church with like that mean-ass type or whatever it's called. But he did that, bro, with the bad pitch. It was like a really steep pitch. Yeah, steep, yeah, yeah, but crazy with it, bro.
Speaker 2:But uh, but yeah, so we somewhat learned, that's good bro, we were figuring out how to do stuff and everything and at the end of the day, jay was like I know how to do it. We're going to be in competition. He's like go ahead. I'm tired of this. Go ahead, take over. I'm done with this.
Speaker 1:Come on, Jeroney, Get in that bag bro.
Speaker 2:But yeah, that was it, bro, just not to make it too long. I got a ticket today. Oh fuck, what happened? Reckless drama, open container, positional drugs, no seat belt, no license.
Speaker 1:I think that was it bro, we were just talking about how you beat the K's bro, I got another one, you was 4-0, now you 4-4 Bro.
Speaker 2:Dude told me he's like Nah, nah, I'm just playing, it was just, it was just Speeding.
Speaker 1:Cause.
Speaker 2:GPS somewhere Sent me through another way, and I didn't know where I was. So I was just trying to like Get to work and stuff, and I didn't know where I was. So I was just trying to like Get to work and stuff, and I didn't see that though, cause they were in 55 and then changed to a 35.
Speaker 1:Oh shit.
Speaker 2:So I was still going 55 and a 35, but I didn't see it. Cop was mad chill though. Oh was he.
Speaker 1:Mmhmm.
Speaker 2:He was just like Fix your shit. He's like I just put you down for For speeding. I'm going this way, you're going that way. He's like be safe, any other cop would have told your shit and uh, so yeah, so I don't know if I got a ticket, it's a summons, but I don't have to show up cause I showed the dude at work. He's like how, cause he saw like it was uh, for the speeding thing.
Speaker 1:He's like he's like how you not told your shit?
Speaker 2:that was the second time they haven't sold it.
Speaker 1:Now. If it's 15 over, you get a ticket for reckless driving and they do tell your shit.
Speaker 2:I've had two of those already. I've had one for 50 over 50, over.
Speaker 1:No, bro, they should have arrested you right there, not that they should have, they would have, sorry.
Speaker 2:No, they should have. They should have locked me up. They should have, they would have. Sorry, no, they should have. No, they should have.
Speaker 1:They should have locked me up. They should have. No, bro, but some of them are pretty chill about it. This is like, sometimes, like the cops will look out for you, bro, because, I mean, at the end of the day, everybody's always in a rush to do something. Yeah, sometimes you got to take I mean, we're all humans hours in a day. That's what the dude was saying.
Speaker 2:He was like I don't want to tell you shit, Just be safe.
Speaker 1:That's understandable. He's just doing his job At the same time. It's just like I mean yeah.
Speaker 2:Every case they're just doing their job? No, not every case. Well, at least I'm going to give you a quick tip Cooperate, keep your hands on your steering wheel, pull over.
Speaker 1:Don't listen to this bullshit. Listen to Reverend. I've been pulled over three times. I'm still here Up and on him Reach Low key. Hey, fuck him. Hey, reach. You got your Second Amendment, First Amendment, all 10 amendments Stand on 10, bitch Name and bash number Name.
Speaker 2:And badge number, name and badge number Ay Fuck him.
Speaker 1:Fuck him and his mama. Ay Fuck him. Bruh. When he, as soon as he gets to the window, pow, pow, pow, pow, and I'll show you what this hellcat does Vroom. Nah, I'm just joking. Y'all don't listen to us. Nah, I listen to him. Nah, nah, I'm just fucking talking, bro, I'm a law-abiding citizen when I need to be a bitch Soon, as the cop sees me, I'm rolling my shit only an inch. Got the gun pointed right at his fucking chest. What you want, little bro? Hey bro, you got that dark tint.
Speaker 2:Pow Pow.
Speaker 1:Lights out, bitches All black. No, I'm just joking y'all Nah. Nah, I'm just joking y'all. It's just a prank, bro, I'm just joking. I don't mean none of this, I'm just joking. Y'all ain't so mean, Y'all so aggressive, Nah they'll do the same.
Speaker 2:They'll do the same, they'll do worse. Nah, I'm just so that's it Something calm.
Speaker 1:I had. I had that sucks, though, but it's a good thing that you think Monday, tuesday I had pink eye.
Speaker 2:I was eating butts. That Sunday you had pink eye.
Speaker 1:I had pink eye bro.
Speaker 2:Damn, who got that? We'll go with the eye that big bro, doodle eyeball, we'll go. Could even weak. Could even weak bro. Who is he? An ass? See, I have not explained but I don't know why. Would I go with pink eye bro?
Speaker 1:Sometimes because of the dogs bro. Especially if they go outside. Sometimes you don't know that they stepped in shit.
Speaker 2:And if they get on your pillows or whatever, like when they jump on the?
Speaker 1:bed that pink will matter, it will get on there, even if it's just a little bit. Bro, if just wipe your bed off or whatever, or you drop your pillow, then you shake it off or whatever and you throw it back it could still be on Low-key the pillow.
Speaker 2:I was sleeping on it had fallen.
Speaker 1:It had fallen. So, now that you say that that could have been it. I mean, it happens bro.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was just like for me. It was like what the fuck? I woke up, like you know, y'all my shit crushed. I was like, wait a minute. I got up, I looked at it.
Speaker 1:What the fuck.
Speaker 2:That shit crushed. Nah, I can't even go out with the hood like that, bro, can't.
Speaker 1:I pull up with the big ass. Dark shades Ruled my whole day. I pull up to work with the pit vipers on Low key.
Speaker 2:Should have done that, bro. On Low key. Should have done that, bro. I've been all over the place, bro. Shit been all over the place, bro.
Speaker 1:Damn bro. Well, it sounds like your weekends were pretty active bro.
Speaker 2:Yeah, active.
Speaker 1:Not the way I wanted to be Fucking shit was Y'all pray for Yaya bro, that man going through it now.
Speaker 2:Not even. It really wasn't that bad, bro, low key. The highlight of my week was being able to get measurements, like they be doing, bro. Oh, for real, that was because I finally understood how to get the measurements and everything. End of the day, they was just calling out the measurements. I was just marking them, cutting them, and then I was up there. He's like give me the measurements. I got you, boss, threw him the measurements. He was just throwing me the pizza Fast with it.
Speaker 2:He felt like a whole Mexican Fast with it, bro. Yes, sir, felt that side of me. You know, I felt that. I felt something. I felt that back getting a little wet, Shit was getting a little wet. You know, I started craving burrito. You know shit, una caguama.
Speaker 1:Talking about 40. I can't be drinking. No tall can I need that? I wanted some beans after that, bro, I was feeling it. Bro, I was feeling it. I wanted to get home and get like my wife.
Speaker 2:I was about to get home and be my wife, hey yo, this is just a joke.
Speaker 1:We just joking, this is just a joke.
Speaker 2:That's just a joke. I wanted to, but they let me. We're going to cut it up.
Speaker 1:Nah, bro, but that's enough about us y'all. We're going to go ahead and get into this what have you said about your week? Nah, bro, because it's going to be a long fucking episode.
Speaker 2:It's going to be a long episode regardless bro. Alright, bro, so my bro all right, bro.
Speaker 1:So my week, since you asked, since you want to know, go ahead, bro, go ahead. Nah, um, my week's been pretty boring, pretty chill. You know nothing new. I'm just gonna do the insulation in my house, so I guess that's the hotline of my week.
Speaker 2:What you need? You need some measurements. Oh hey, I got my belt right there in the back of the car, go ahead, start right now. I want this not plumb this, not plumb it. Looks good from my house.
Speaker 1:It ain't squared either it looks good from the house. Two words I love plumb and square um. That's pretty much it, though, bro, just get the insulation done in the house okay that, pick the pink one. Mm-hmm, that shit ain't nothing. I bite on that shit like cotton candy. Bro, no cap did you used to work in that, oh, are you okay? I've worked with it before, but I'm okay okay, damn that shit's gonna suck.
Speaker 2:But all around the house.
Speaker 1:The bottom war the whole thing start at five in the morning tomorrow nobody gotta finish this episode.
Speaker 2:That's time I'll be waking up to go to work. Really, if you need some, if you need something that can really measure and shit that need, you need some of the 20 volt batteries, bro I got you.
Speaker 1:I see somebody on the 20 with the 20 volt battery getting off of my go ahead and go home.
Speaker 2:You know, jeremy, getting like the bitch man, pull up with that Milwaukee Fuel bro.
Speaker 1:Ah, I love you, everybody say hell yeah, now he knows what he's doing. He know what he do. To hear me with that, hey, ricky.
Speaker 2:Nah man, that man pull up up, bro. I would like Struggle with my drill. His shit would just Send it in, bro, just.
Speaker 1:Damn bro.
Speaker 2:It was nice. It was nice.
Speaker 1:It's cause he got good shit bro Right, he get top dollar shit, bro, right. But um, that's pretty much it, bro, let's go ahead and get into this Alright bro. So today's subjects? Go ahead and Spoiler for them. Yayo, okay, okay. Number one we got pagan natural remedies Pagan or like shaman, whatever you want to say, just like natural remedies that people have done. Yo, yo yo Instead of using like modern medicines and stuff, just stuff like that, just something light, something light.
Speaker 2:Medicines and stuff, just stuff like that, something light, and then we got a segment. You know what A segment is going to be a little surprise.
Speaker 1:Let's just start making the segments all a surprise, even though I think we said it last episode, what we're going to talk about.
Speaker 2:Yeah, last time, but they're low key for this one. They're low key for this one.
Speaker 1:We're always going to keep the segments of surprise for y'all.
Speaker 2:Yeah, y'all don't know what y'all going to get. Y'all don't know what y'all going to get, right? And then for the final one, we got Haunted Games to play.
Speaker 1:Hee-hee, little fun games to play with all your kids, your cousins, your nep, that's how you get the most action right there.
Speaker 2:Who said that's how you get the, that's how you get results? No, sacrifice a kid.
Speaker 1:Nah, but it's just like Paranormal games and stuff like that.
Speaker 2:Yep, yep, yep, but it's just something slight.
Speaker 1:Let's get into this, alright bro Go ahead and lead it up. What you got.
Speaker 2:Okay, so, so for Pay your Remedies, I just got like a list Of different stuff that he can use.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I did the same thing. Oh, you did the same. Okay, good, good, do you have like the-.
Speaker 2:I got one recipe, but I don't have no like Do you have like the origins.
Speaker 1:I don't got no origins though.
Speaker 2:Well, all of the ones I found were under the Wicca belief system.
Speaker 1:Okay, well, I can give you like a little bit of okay, like knowledge or whatever or whatever you want to call this. It doesn't have to necessarily be pagan.
Speaker 1:It's just like natural remedies, I guess but pagan remedies refer to traditional healing practices rooted in pre-christian spiritual and cultural traditions. These remedies often use herbs, natural elements, rituals and spiritual energy to address physical, emotional and spiritual ailments. Ailments, Ailments yeah. These practices were deeply tied to the cycles of nature and the belief that the earth provided everything necessary for healing. So a little philosophy about it is the earth is sacred and it gives you pretty much what you need. It gives you the healing that you need like. It gives you like the healing that you need from plants tight shit, from rocks, if you believe in that and waters that's what they say. So a little bit about it too is like herbal medicine predates, like way back in the day that's it oh, they have, like clay tablets, documented over 250 medical plants, oh shit, included opium and thyme.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:And this is 3000 BC.
Speaker 2:They already knew about that, bro. They already knew about that, they was already on that shit since way back when bro. Big Pharma. I've been trying to tell you that's crazy though, bro, Hell yeah.
Speaker 1:Like. Imagine not having a language, but being able to know how to heal you know what I'm saying. Ooh, ooh, right, put it on here Now, because you know the shaman or the doctor, witch, doctor, whatever you want to call him, was cold as fuck bro.
Speaker 2:They just pull up to his tip With the drip with the drip that man had, like the deer skull on his face. That's what I imagine. That's what I imagine.
Speaker 1:Got the antlers all the way up here Smoke. There was little candles and shit. Got the weed burning right there, bro, as soon as you walk in, that shit hot. The sourest, the sourest that shit is a sauna that man don't say shit, he just looks at you, point at the ground.
Speaker 2:Rub some dirt on your head, start dancing. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Wait a minute that sounds like Native Americans, but then they just rub shit over you, spinning their hands and rub shit on you, and just the fact that they know that there's shit that makes you feel better.
Speaker 1:How do you think they acquired this knowledge?
Speaker 2:Aliens. That's exactly what I thought. That's exactly what I thought, bro. But that is like crazy, bro, because, like I'm thinking, did they go through a trial, an aerial type shit? You feel me Like they went for a good, added a berry that was poisonous. No good, die. That man wrote it on the tablet. The next time I say that's the one we don't eat.
Speaker 1:You don't eat that one. Mark that one off the list.
Speaker 2:Next. Then they ate another berry. Half of it, low key. You got to run test trials on it. You got to figure out if it's the whole dosage or, like you, okay with half a dosage.
Speaker 1:They even do that to this day. It's called trial medicine or whatever.
Speaker 2:They do medical trials where they like. Pay people Instead of using animals.
Speaker 1:Yeah, instead of using animals.
Speaker 2:So they'll get you like signed forms and stuff.
Speaker 1:And then they'll do like trial medicine.
Speaker 2:Do they pay for this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm about to go.
Speaker 1:Like I know somebody that actually does trials and that thing. They get paid like two grand or something like that for doing the trial, but it's like two grand for like 12 months of trials, so they go like everything's free. I need two grand so for, like they do like your blood samples, they do all that stuff, and then you get paid like A certain amount and he made like Two grand, three grand from it or some shit like that, damn Like a clinical trial. He said you should do it. I was like Hell nah.
Speaker 2:Imagine you do that and then you, you know, you find out, you find out when they that did the blood work. There's something wrong with you. And now and then what's wrong with you is what they're trying to fix with the medical trial, with the medical shit Damn. And now you a guinea pig and you don't even know it.
Speaker 1:You stuck. You stuck in there. Now you stuck. Then they'll take you to an underground government facility. Have you trapped under there?
Speaker 2:only feed you stale bread, spoiled milk. Who?
Speaker 1:gone through this.
Speaker 2:I've escaped, no, but it's crazy though, bro, like the fact that they have, like this medicine, stuff like like they know, like yeah, it's just the knowledge that that that's like, that's crazy for me, like the knowledge of because it says the sumerians were the ones that had.
Speaker 1:However, you say that had like clay tablets, about that stuff. Then, in 2000 bc, ancient egypt had a list over 850 remedies, including honey, garlic and juniper. Okay, then in india, 1500 bc, sacred texts like the rig vita outline herbal medicine for balancing the body's energies, or doshas. Then you had china with the shinnon shinnon shinnon, ben chow jing. However, you say that sorry, I don't know how to. I'm sorry, y'all tell me how to say it we're trying here we're trying it's like the earliest text on chinese herbalism herbalism, however you say it.
Speaker 1:then the rom, romans had medicine, medieval Europe had medicines and stuff like that. It's just crazy, bro.
Speaker 2:That was already established. They had their medicine. It was just natural shit.
Speaker 1:That's pretty cool stuff though, bro, but you can go ahead and talk about some of the stuff, some of the natural remedies.
Speaker 2:I'm just going to give you some of the stuff.
Speaker 1:Now we're not saying.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1:Quickly disclaimer. Yeah because before y'all come over here and try to sue the Cosmic Code.
Speaker 2:Before y'all go outside and start grabbing any kind of shit, y'all find out the ground.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to take my drugs. Cosmic Code said I can just take this we are not saying that we are not no medical professionals. This is what I found online A legend that works, a legend that might work, and I'm just giving you the information.
Speaker 2:Do with the information what you will. If you want to go eat grass, go eat grass. Take your meds, take your. If you want to go eat grass, take your meds. So what I'm up to. So one of these things here is Blessed thistle Thistle, also known as holy thistle, and this herb is thought to provide Protection from evil and negativity. It break hexes and increase vitality. You get extra HP points Whenever you take some. Oh shit, I didn't know that. I didn't know that either. That's why we're here Damn, check this out. Blueberry, associated with great spirit. This herb is taught To protect children and keep people out and strengthen the aura. Blueberry, blueberry what the fuck? Blueberry, bro?
Speaker 1:I ain't never heard that, bro Motherfuckers.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna go to the store. Pop me some blueberries, bro.
Speaker 1:Increase my aura, type shit, you feel me no Be walking around like Ultra instant Goku.
Speaker 2:Right, just walk. Every time I pop in dun, dun, dun, that's it, that's a little intro song. Low key. They said President Donald Trump ate a blueberry before they tried to assassinate him. That's what they say, bro. That's what they say, bro. You seen that? You seen that? Yeah, bro, he got hit on purpose so he could seem mortal, bro. That's that Really. He moved out of the bullet and then came back into the bullet so he could get hit bro.
Speaker 1:And really.
Speaker 2:He didn't even get hit, bro which?
Speaker 1:I didn't see.
Speaker 2:It's him Cutting himself right. Alright, bro, I'm playing guys. Then we got. Then we got Boy's Leaf. This herb is taught to provide Courage, strength, peace and aid psychic powers. He done lost the uh. Then we got Boy's Leaf. This herb is taught to provide courage, strength, peace and aid psychic powers.
Speaker 1:Alright, hold on Courage. Courage like Look, that sounds like a drug, that sounds like a herbal. This alcohol got me. Give me courage. To be fair. Cocaine give me courage, a lot of. I fought a bear on cocaine.
Speaker 2:To be fair, cocaine give me A lot. I fought a bear. On cocaine. To be fair, a lot of this does have to do with a lot of gaslighting. It also has to do with you like actually believing that it's going to work on you.
Speaker 1:Okay, so you got to kind of believe. You kind of got to believe.
Speaker 2:It's going to do its part, but you got your own body, me taking opium.
Speaker 1:I have to believe that this opium is going to kill my pain.
Speaker 2:I have to believe that it's going to work on me. I have to believe I will not become addicted to this.
Speaker 1:I have to believe I need it, me rattling my can at the CVS Walgreens it's empty. Am I the only one hearing this? It's empty.
Speaker 2:Where's my refill, Sir? It's two in the afternoon.
Speaker 1:This is the third time we've done this today. We done told you we can't do refills on opium. What is my insurance for? At least give me some Zans, man. Come on man.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to open up Zans.
Speaker 1:Come on, man Hook me up. Man Start scratching my neck, Start banging on the wall. Come on, man, jesus, me sliding a $5 bill inside that little container thing, that little vent thing, the little thing that comes out.
Speaker 2:Sorry, I will call the cops Scatter away like a rat. So they've got burdock, also known as beggar's buttons. This herb is thought to be used for cleansing magic and warding off negativity my throat getting a little dry, but I've been up there in the skyscrapers all day. Then we got calendula, also known as marigold. This herb is thought to attract success and justice in legal matters.
Speaker 1:Oh shit Damn.
Speaker 2:Guess what the fuck I'm about to do. Guess what the fuck I'm about to load up on tonight.
Speaker 1:Put nothing but what's it called Colin?
Speaker 2:Doola.
Speaker 1:Colin Doola, all under your bed frame.
Speaker 2:None.
Speaker 1:Under your comforter All up in my ass I don't know how to take it Pulling up to the courtroom. That's right, I did it.
Speaker 2:Judge About. To put it like David Chow, bro, you know how you got the beasties kind of dude around my neck, bro, when I pull up into the courtroom bro.
Speaker 1:Sir.
Speaker 2:He's free to go Dora With the blueberry on my shoulder.
Speaker 1:I got a couple that I saw that were good remedies and whatnot and they're like uses and stuff like that. So chamomile is a good use for calming down anxiety, promoting sleep and also to like ease digestion. Okay, okay, a little trivia about it was uh, it was known as the plant's physician, so, like in like pagan traditions, it had like the ability to like heal nearby plants that's what they say.
Speaker 2:Oh, so like if you had some chamomile around your other plants.
Speaker 1:I guess they're like. I don't know if you had to mix it in with the plant or some shit, but they said it would like help your other plants low-key.
Speaker 2:That's fine though it can, it can help it that's.
Speaker 1:That's pretty crazy. It's a healer for the healers so another crazy thing about it was the egyptians used chamomile and it was used to like honor the sun god raw, and it was used to like honor the sun god Ra, and it was like a remedy for fevers.
Speaker 1:Okay, that's pretty crazy, though, huh. Okay, another one is willow bark. Willow bark was like a pain relief, fever reduction. It has like the—pretty much. Willow bark is like the natural base for like aspirin. Okay, so like it's used in modern medicine. Okay, so, some of the stuff is used in modern medicines, but, um, it was like sacred to like celtic druids and associated with moon deities okay and like a bunch like tribes and everything like native american tribes used to use it for like pain relief and everything.
Speaker 2:Oh okay, I don't know how it looks like, but that was just popping.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what I'm saying, though they literally like knew what could kill your pain, so I don't know what it looks like Just chewing on the bark out there bro. I mean it could be Smoke this tobacco, which everybody knows they weren't smoking tobacco. It, which everybody knows they weren't smoking tobacco, it was actually Zog it's the peace pipe for a reason. They was hot boxing that TP. They was just hot boxing the TP. Ain't no damn tobacco gonna make you hallucinate like that.
Speaker 2:The TP is the best shape to hot box it, scientifically speaking.
Speaker 1:Holy shit the smoke rises.
Speaker 2:It's the volume in it, it's perfect. The circumference, the density, it's perfect.
Speaker 1:The circumference, the density, the volume.
Speaker 2:The radius.
Speaker 1:The radius, the circumference you got me there.
Speaker 2:You got me there. The pelt, the shaman inside would scare the shit out of you with a full garb on.
Speaker 1:That's pretty crazy, though, bro. Another one is lavender, so lavender reduces will relieve stress, aids sleep and treats burns or wounds.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:So the Romans used to use lavender in baths and, to believe, its scent repelled evil spirits.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Which is crazy because people have like the smell of lavender on their clothes.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:Do you think maybe it plays a role into into anything?
Speaker 2:Like if they're warding off evil. Yeah, I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. I never met a bitch that I like. That Smell like lavender Smell like lavender, bro, wait, wait.
Speaker 1:So you don't like the smell of lavender. I don't like the smell of lavender.
Speaker 2:No, I don't. It is like a strong smell, it's like a granny smell for me. He said I said what I said. I said it again. Look, if you pull up and you got lavender on, you're going back home, that's a wrap.
Speaker 1:Go back home, get your Victoria's Secrets. Spray that bitch all over. Spray the whole bottle. Get that and then spray it one time and walk through it, right.
Speaker 2:That's what you got to do, you don't like the smell.
Speaker 1:No, I don't like the smell of lavender it can be a bit overwhelming.
Speaker 2:I say this I don't like the smell. Lavender perfume, now lavender detergent I like or like lavender cleaning, cleaning supply what about the herb itself? I never really like the plant I never really like came came in contact with the just just like a raw lavender plant out there in the wild, yeah. I'm never, that's no never gone through that.
Speaker 1:I'm sure at Lowe's they might have like lavender plants or some shit. Maybe I'm not too sure the lavender fuck it, let's go to Lowe's.
Speaker 2:Fuck it, let's go right now guys y'all coming with we about to do in the we about to live stream it.
Speaker 1:We about to live stream it in the In the garden section, I was trying to think of the name of the garden. So you don't like it at all? Then Well, like the smell and perfumes and stuff like that, no, it just feels so overwhelming.
Speaker 2:What about?
Speaker 1:like in soaps, because they do have lavender in soaps.
Speaker 2:So, like I said, detergent, any clean stuff. Eucalyptus what about eucalyptus?
Speaker 1:I like eucalyptus, eucalyptus, eucalyptus I like that, but that's eucalyptus, though that it's, it's like a nice, clean smell.
Speaker 2:Lavender feels like you, you over cleaning or something like I, I don't know that.
Speaker 2:That's why I like, I guess, lavender, because it makes me feel like okay, it's like clean, clean okay, okay, but but like, if I smell lavender and I know because my mom used to have a lavender perfume she don't wear no more, I threw that shit. At now I'm playing lavender perfume. She don't wear it no more. I threw that shit out and I was playing, but I just don't like it. It just seems too like, too too powering, too strong. I don't know.
Speaker 1:Okay, I can see that. I can see that. So I got a couple more. So I got Mugwort which enhance dreams, ease menstruation. Menstruation I can't fucking say a basic guy's word expel intestinal parasites, that's what they say. Okay I'm not saying it does what it does. Um, so a little bit about it. It's associated with clairvoyance and using rituals for divination.
Speaker 2:That's like a mystical thing there. These plants do what they do.
Speaker 1:They do what they do, so it's named after the Norse goddess Freya, who governed healing and magic.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:So I got like a couple more so we got elderberry. I'm going to just fly through them real quick, that's fine. So we got elderberry. It's use was to boost immunity. I said boost immortality. Boost immunity treats colds and reduces inflammation. You said colds, Uh-huh. Okay, yeah, treats colds. So the elder tree was sacred and many pagan cultures believed the house protected spirits.
Speaker 2:Have you ever tried elderberry? No, I never had it.
Speaker 1:I think that's like yeah, I've had it before because they actually sell like some ice cream somewhere around right now. They put like elderberry in it.
Speaker 2:Well, describe elderberry. What? What is it? Silly goose, it's a berry dummy, because you got blueberry and you got a strawberry.
Speaker 1:Imagine a blueberry, but elder.
Speaker 2:That's a smart one. It has a long beard, long white beard.
Speaker 1:So it's. I think they do grow around here in North Carolina, but it's probably like out in the mountain area if I'm not mistaken. Okay, but you got like different forms of elderberry, but this is the elderberry right here.
Speaker 2:But I used to throw those at people's houses, bro, because it stains that shit really bad.
Speaker 1:That's it right there.
Speaker 2:Damn. So you can consume that. Yeah, you can consume this right here. Holy shit, I seen those, I know exactly what those are. I really disrespected them really.
Speaker 1:The way I used to do them. I want to say it's somewhere on the open or whatever it's like on a shrub.
Speaker 2:I got them behind my house, bro, trust me. No, trust me, they're behind my house right now, bro, trust me, I'll sell you something. If you want something, bro, I'll sell you a bushel. I'll sell you a bushel of elderberries, bro.
Speaker 1:I'll take it, bro, a little cough syrup.
Speaker 2:Yeah, makes it a little spark of water, make a little dirty sprite.
Speaker 1:Make it a little lean.
Speaker 2:Right A little bit, make you lean a little bit All right.
Speaker 1:The next one is called Yarrow Whoa now, so Yarrow stops.
Speaker 2:Yarrow FYB.
Speaker 1:So Yarrow, it stops bleeding, reduces fever and soothes wounds. Holy shit, it was associated with the Keelys, who used it to treat his soldiers' wounds, you telling me what you telling me is I get shot with a 50 BMG.
Speaker 2:All I got to do is put some yarrow, put on the injury.
Speaker 1:Back to 100 HP. Do with this information what you will. I just might have to try that. So it's known as the warrior's herb in both Celtic and Greek tradition.
Speaker 2:Okay, Just quick pass on the way, but low-key. Were they healing? Were they instant healing?
Speaker 1:That was a old-time meds, old-time stimpak, that's an old-time pack bro. Right, let me look it up real quick, yarrow.
Speaker 2:This is it. Is that the one that you just chew? I bet I feel like, oh that Holy shit, I got some of that too. Damn, I got a whole inventory in the backyard. Chill out, hold up. No.
Speaker 2:Hold up, he's got all the herbal medicines in his backyard Hold on now, me with the weed eater, the weed whacker, that didn't get cut last year too, because someone went too crazy with it. Someone went too crazy with it, bro. Cut all the natural herbs you had around your house, bro. I had a dude cut a grass, bro. He went too crazy, bro, he went over the property line.
Speaker 1:He said yeah them 40 bucks ain't going to do it. I need ain't gonna do it. I need like 68 for that. How far you go, all the way to the. I got no one. I got no, come back, damn bro. Another one I got is saint john's wart. Okay, this treats depression, anxiety and wounds. Okay, okay, depression, that's what they say. So how would you treat depression?
Speaker 1:go outside it's an upper. It's an upper. So what is that? What is that? An upper, molly? Molly is an upper, ain't it, or is it not? Oh, is it downer? I don't even know what, all I know. How would you? But it does make you hype, though, doesn't it hype? Shit made me into a Molly. Is it up raining, or is it downer? I?
Speaker 2:don't even know what, but it does make you hype, though, doesn't it? Hype Shit made me into a baby. That shit made me unstoppable fucking force for the next 24 hours, to be fair, more like two hours.
Speaker 1:But it does make you feel good, though it makes you feel good.
Speaker 2:It's just horny as shit. Then it helps with depression, so you don't feel sad when you take it.
Speaker 1:I was sad fucking at the time. I don't do drugs. Unless it's prescribed to me, I do, and by prescribed I mean from my street If y'all just said that I can do it my street pharmacist. So the St John's Wort is believed to ward off evil spirits and witches in medieval Europe.
Speaker 2:Damn okay. So if she, pull up up.
Speaker 1:You just have that shit like on a necklace. Get back, bitch get back. I got the saint george, saint john's no, was it saint saint john's? The?
Speaker 2:war, yeah, saint john's war in the cross. Double, power double effective.
Speaker 1:Okay, so it's harvested on the summer solstice For it's peak magical potency.
Speaker 2:That's what I do I harvest it.
Speaker 1:That is crazy I actually got some fun facts about it. I'll lead to it after I give the last one. Then you can say what you need to say Last one that I have Is garlic. It actually has a lot of stuff to it, so it boosts Immunity, treat infections and reduces high blood pressure.
Speaker 2:And it can ward off Dracula.
Speaker 1:And it can ward off Dracula, who doesn't need something to ward off the vampires. So it's used in rituals for protection and to repel malevolent spirits or energy. It was revered in Egypt, greek and roman traditions for its healing and protective powers. Good, good garlic bro, good old garlic oh yeah and you put in your food.
Speaker 1:Now you can cook with it for the people that don't know how to fucking put seasonings in their damn food. Use garlic, use a little bit of salt. You ain't gonna get. You ain't gotta be too safe with it. Play around with the seasons a bit. Don't play it safe. Don't be talking about I'll put some water on my chicken. That's my oil. Don't be using that.
Speaker 2:Italian seasoning for everything. No, italian seasoning does not work. Why?
Speaker 1:do my burgers have Italian seasoning on them?
Speaker 2:I'm over here buying seasoned shit on my burger. No, use a little bit of MSG. Give it a little flavor. A little black pepper never hurt anybody.
Speaker 1:Go ahead and take the packets of seasoning out the ramen thing.
Speaker 2:Use that shit.
Speaker 1:So there was actually like rituals and stuff that people would do to like perform some of these healing powers or whatever, or herbs and shit. So one thing that they would do was they created like healing circles, so groups will gather in like sacred places to perform rituals and that's where they did. Like chants, they use the herbs and symbolic objects like they'll probably have like. Let me think of something.
Speaker 2:Like a rock.
Speaker 1:Like a goat's head or like chicken blood.
Speaker 2:Symbolic enough.
Speaker 1:Just like whatever they use, or whatever you know, for harvesting its powers and energies. The heads of the fallen enemies. So, slight or foreskins, I don't know. Another thing that they did was they had had moon phases.
Speaker 1:They did certain things or used certain things according to the lunar phase Because apparently, harvesting during the waxing mood for growth-related healing, certain things will potentially be better and more effective in a full moon, or if the moon wasn't out at all, because people would believe that the energies of the plant or just like shit like that, was different so really the moves were multipliers pretty much, bro. Like, if it's a full moon, everything gets times time benefit. There you go, okay, okay. Low key, low key though, like I'm trying to look. I believe that like like low key, because the moon like actually has this gravitational pull right, right, right and essentially like it has its own healing factors or like abilities in a sense, which is pretty crazy.
Speaker 1:Who am I? To deny this, I'm, I'm nothing but a but a mere mortal if, if the moon can affect the way the water works in the ocean, it can essentially affect the water that's inside my body, because we're made of mostly water. You see what I'm saying. I see what you're saying. That's what I think. I don't know, though Y'all let me know if I'm cooking or if I'm just talking out my asshole.
Speaker 2:Oh, he cooking, all right.
Speaker 1:I? I'm just talking out my asshole. Oh he cooking. All right, I'm cooking shit Down. Key, low key, low key, low key. Bro, I'm going to go home, I'm going to get the move.
Speaker 2:Rip my shirt off, circle the front lawn, bring out all the stuff I have in the back, throw it up and tell it to get rid of all my tickets.
Speaker 1:Just do what I do just throw it in the fire. It'll go away. That's what everybody does. If it's bad energy, you just throw it in the flame. Everybody knows that's how you solve stuff me when I'm locked up.
Speaker 2:So why do you burn this?
Speaker 1:I don't know, I have bad vibes so apparently there's like an elemental balance as well. Okay, like. So apparently there's like an elemental balance as well. Okay, like, many remedies align with the four classical elements. Like, most of it is aligned with like, like some of the stuff is aligned with like earth. So earth would be like your roots, your minerals, it'd be like your grounding energy. Water would be like your healing springs, your teas, your tinctures whatever you want to call it.
Speaker 1:Your air would be aromatherapy, smudging like smokes and shit like that. Fire would be like burnt off rains, candles, sun-dried herbs Okay.
Speaker 2:So certain things are associated with certain elements.
Speaker 1:It's pretty crazy. That's what they say, though.
Speaker 2:Okay, it's all for the balance. It's all for the balance. It's a balance in this, guys.
Speaker 1:It's a balance in this a little bit of fun facts was uh, witch bottles. So pagan healers made protective jars filled protective jars filled with herbs, nails and urine to ward off illness or curse hey you, you, you fucking hit me with the bottle full of urine, bro.
Speaker 2:We fine him bro.
Speaker 1:But it's got lavender in it, especially if it have lavender.
Speaker 2:Especially if it have lavender. We fine him for real, for real, dude. You know that bottle green bro. You got purple, you got yellow, that shit green bro.
Speaker 1:You want to take a sip of it? I'll take a sip of it. What, bro, you want to take a sip of it? I'll take a sip of it. What you got in here urine. Let me take a swig of that little sweet little sweet. This tastes like yesterday's piss. So some people actually have herbal and herbal amulets.
Speaker 1:Okay, like people carry around pouches with like vervain or rosemary as talismans as talismans like they would have like a little pouch and you'd have like a little bit of rosemary in there. Me personally it'd just be for my steak.
Speaker 2:Me personally, a man that knows, a man that knows. Have a pinch of salt, a little bit of pepper Over there. Grilling Stands by the grill. You know what this needs. Open up a pouch, put a little rosemary and thyme on top of it.
Speaker 1:So another thing is dandelions In folk medicine. You know people like believe that it grant wishes when blown or whatever. But it would also help in like digestion and detoxification, because I think there is like a dandelion tea.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that is yeah.
Speaker 1:They sell it at the is like a dandelion tea.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that is yeah, but they said that to make it the story. Yeah, I've seen it, yeah but it's pretty crazy.
Speaker 1:That's for, like, gut health and stuff, yeah, like dry dandelion tea or whatever.
Speaker 2:I didn't know that yeah, me over here the whole time that I have stomping over that shit right.
Speaker 1:Have you ever done any of this stuff like use any?
Speaker 2:of this stuff straight like that yeah, straight, don't, don't even burn it, just start chewing it.
Speaker 1:Now I have it um or like what's some natural stuff that your parents made you do my parents they would make uh uh, you, as a matter of fact, eucalyptus in in alcohol when we're sick, okay, and that would like bring out the sick, the sickness of us, or like help us, that was sick that was the evil spirit. That was the evil spirit.
Speaker 2:That was the evil spirit. Really that was the evil spirit, but no, they'd be using that if we didn't have papuru which is a staple, which is a staple Mexican culture.
Speaker 1:Bro, that shit's crazy, because the thing would tell you not to put over large bodies, like large areas, on your body.
Speaker 2:I'm laughing from head to toe. That's what I was going to say Go ahead.
Speaker 1:Burning, burning my shit red, can't even smell normal air All I smell is the fumes from the alcohol I was smelling them.
Speaker 2:AK bro, I can smell tomorrow. Shit was crazy.
Speaker 1:I can smell the bullshit coming from tomorrow. Is that all they did? Yeah, my parents really.
Speaker 2:Like did they do?
Speaker 1:stuff like that. No, my parents really my uh like did they?
Speaker 2:do like stuff like that. No, my, my, my parents are like well, it's, it's my dad. He's a very big believer in medicine, modern medicine, like modern medicine, and doctors, just doctors, and stuff like that. So, you know, we get sick instantly. To doctors, we really wouldn't, uh, not now I think oh, we did use. We used to use honey to clean our ass, which I later found out. Don't do that, don't fucking do that, oh shit. So what they would do like it's crazy, like when we used to have pink eye and stuff like that, they would put honey in our ass. Don't do it, but like low key, next day gone, oh shit Gone. Like everything like shit Gone. Like everything like you're good, but it has to be local, like local honey, though. Or if we had our allergies too, if our allergies were acting up too crazy, they would give us honey and stuff like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's actually an actual thing.
Speaker 2:But yeah, don't put it in your eyes, though that's not good for your eyes.
Speaker 1:Don't do it yo, we done told you Something about the amino acids that?
Speaker 2:Oh shit, For real it eats it up, some shit like that, like raw honey.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2:So maybe that's why I need glasses. That's why here at Cosmic Co, we put shit together. We're going to get down to the bottom. What's wrong? Have four eyes? I don't know, motherfucker, your dad would put a hundred in your eye, but that shit burn.
Speaker 1:That shit burns Like when they put it in your eye that shit burns.
Speaker 2:Then you gotta close your eye and you just gotta keep it there and you wake up that shit be all crusty and shit Damn bro, but I love picking at it because it's something about the way it felt it hurts for like five, five, 10 hours, but after that you good, fuck, no, bro.
Speaker 1:I think some of the stuff that we used to do was like that thing that we talked about last episode, where you cut the onion, then you put it in your sock or like a potato peel or some shit.
Speaker 2:It was something that you put in. Yeah, you put it in your sock.
Speaker 1:Yeah or something, I don't know. It's like Mexican medicine.
Speaker 2:It's supposed to be like a half onion. Well, it's a whole onion cut in half. Each half on each foot is supposed to draw the sickness out through your feet and into the onion and throw the onion away.
Speaker 1:Damn. There's some shit like that I legend. Hey y'all try it out, Let us know.
Speaker 2:Right. Next time I get sick, low key. Next time I get sick, I'm going to do it and I'll report back to y'all.
Speaker 1:I know one that we do like whenever you have a cold or some shit is we get like a mug. You get honey, lime and tequila.
Speaker 2:Tequila. Oh wait, I heard that.
Speaker 1:Well, you get like the honey and lime and you'd mix it with the tequila and then you'd warm it up. No, would you warm it up, or would you put like, no, you wouldn't warm it up. You'd put it all in a shot glass and then you'd take a shot of it. I know Some shit like that, Because I remember we did that one time and it helped me feel a whole lot better.
Speaker 2:I feel like that maybe just be the tequila.
Speaker 1:Maybe, bro, that just might be I get drunk. I forgot I'm sick.
Speaker 2:Right, that just might be it, bro, cause I know like sometimes when I'm feeling like I'm getting sick and I'm not at the point yet oh, as a matter of fact, I did it not too long ago, but I was feeling like I was getting sick and it was when we had like a lot of work. So I was like, bro, I can't mess on the work and, like you know, you start feeling like that sickness coming through. Get home from work, go to mom's house. I start taking shots of like whiskey.
Speaker 2:Oh shit but it was like some strong-ass whiskey and I would just take that, and I mean I never got sick during that time.
Speaker 1:Damn.
Speaker 2:Like I felt it coming, but like I never got like fully sick. That was about as crazy as that got really.
Speaker 1:I can't think of any other ones that we used to do like. Maybe like a couple teas like the chamomile tea would help me out when I needed to go to sleep, or some shit.
Speaker 2:The what chamomile, chamomile yeah, oh, the the okay okay yeah, like it helped me sleep or whatever.
Speaker 1:No, I didn't feel like taking the bennies the bennies but it'd be something else so some of the pagan remedies was used in modern medicine, like we talked about earlier. We talked about the willow bark as an aspirin. Chinchona bark is used in quinine quinine or something like that, which is like for malaria. Opium poppy is used for morphine. Another thing that they do is they do like aromatherapy. They just get like the lavender or the eucalyptus to help you feel like stress relief.
Speaker 2:So that's like I'll try those, or like the shower stuff no. Not for me.
Speaker 1:Or like the menthol stuff.
Speaker 2:Oh, I've done the lavender. Yeah, I've done the lavender. Nothing mentioned. Yeah, lavender. Yeah, I've done the lavender. Nothing mentioned yeah, I've done the lavender. I feel like it's just a placebo, you think so? I think it's just a placebo because I, you see, the bottle says stress, stress, uh you know, relax and whatever stuff like that. I feel like it's just a placebo. I really don't. That's just me.
Speaker 1:That's just me maybe that's the hater in me I.
Speaker 2:I just feel like that's a placebo, because I'm never like okay, like I relaxed, but I also feel relaxed after a shower. So you know, I don't know if it's really.
Speaker 1:It does make sense. I don't know if it's really, but are you as relaxed from a regular shower? That's the thing.
Speaker 2:Because I do be relaxed, though I do be relaxed after a lavender shower.
Speaker 1:Me walking out on my road. Ah, damn, I got the TV on. Is that family gone? Damn, who be touring like who touring like.
Speaker 2:Somebody told me to do it like that.
Speaker 1:I know somebody touring like that, my toes be spread out like it's giving a high five, bro yeah.
Speaker 2:Grab someone's hand, like that.
Speaker 1:Be clipping my toes together like this.
Speaker 2:Alright, but what's that pose? You just hit, bro Alright bro, do that again. Bro Alright bro, do it for the camera.
Speaker 1:Alright, bro, I'll be plotting over here. Alright, I'm gonna get all over their feet.
Speaker 2:Alright, bro.
Speaker 1:But um so you?
Speaker 2:So you don't think that it actually helps you, then I want to say that it doesn't help you, but I feel, I feel like it's a placebo, more than anything.
Speaker 2:Like I understand it can relax you. But, like I said, at the same time you know you are taking a shower. Like what, if you don't take the shower and you just put that shit on your body, are you going to be relaxed? Like, do you need the shower? If you need, if you got something but you need something else to activate it or for it to work, then is it? Is it the product that's making you relax or is it like something else that's already like making you relax? That's where I'm at with it.
Speaker 1:I can kind of get. I can see where you're coming from. I can see where you're coming from. One thing you can't deny, though, is like, if something is mint or like that menthol, bro, you can feel. When it's like you can feel the menthol, though, there's no way it's your brain saying, nah, this is normal, nah, bro.
Speaker 2:But that's a menthol though. That's what.
Speaker 1:I'm saying though, that's like a herb itself, isn't it? Yeah, it is actually feel, but the lavender. But I understand that, but I don't know about the lavender and all this other no, yeah, yeah, I get what you mean, like from the stress relief and stuff like that. Yeah, stuff like that, yeah.
Speaker 2:I know some things can get you right, but I feel like some things you know.
Speaker 1:I don't know, if you take this shampoo that we made at Cosmico, it'll make you rich, it'll make you horny, it'll make you It'll make you famous. It'll make you famous. That's what people want these days.
Speaker 2:We're working on it. It's going to be our first merch drop. You'll be on the lookout. That's what people want these days, bro.
Speaker 1:Everybody just want fame bro, it's like not even a Skittles and Chamoy, it's just gonna be blue chews in a honey pack?
Speaker 2:Did you just tap into a new market? Are we about to start selling?
Speaker 1:Bro fucking is gonna have fucking heart attacks with too much Cosmic Cove honey dipped blue chews. Hey, trademark, trademark. If y'all make that Trademark, trademark, trademark, I can't be taking that idea If y'all do it before me.
Speaker 2:you gay People listen.
Speaker 1:They just now found out. I'll be taking a blue chew mixing that shit, the honey pack, inside my Red Bull. I'm good to go, red Bull is a choicest.
Speaker 2:I was with you. You said I already know the type of people doing that. You said Red Bull, I know, I know who's doing it.
Speaker 1:I know three of them. I'm two of them. Damn bro, so you're against.
Speaker 2:I'm not against it. I'm not against it because I've seen something Like you said the mental Well what about, like candles and stuff?
Speaker 1:Do you think a candle can actually make you relax? Fuck. No, you think some wax shit is going to make me feel. Good, if you want some smoke, make you relax.
Speaker 2:I got some smoke to make you relax, See look, that's the thing, though.
Speaker 1:They call it aromatherapy. So if you smell a certain smell, it's going to make you feel a certain way, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2:When I'm walking down the street, you feel me. When I'm walking down the street, I get that aromatherapy of that, of that.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying. There's a sense of aromatherapy that is that is like if you're hung. I'm not saying it's the same, but like when you're hungry you smell burgers, there's the air. It's gonna make you feel, you're gonna feel more hungry. You're gonna have that sense of hunger and that aspect but it's like the same shit, the shower part.
Speaker 1:You was already hungry no, but sometimes you be like you don't be feeling that hungry until you get the sense of smell sometimes. Alright, look, if you were like right now, if we drove past cookout or like Wendy's or McDonald's or some shit and they had like the you got me at cookout or like a restaurant or some shit, cause you can smell. Cook where you can get value meals.
Speaker 2:You get In-N-Out, you get In-N-Out. What's the other one? Whataburger, whataburger, and you put them all the way down. They might be able to compare to Cookout. They might, because, honestly, all that stuff, y'all be saying that shit whack. Compared to Cookout, bruh Cookout.
Speaker 1:Where we at Ass Y'all go to Eden. That shit, pretty gas. Bruh, wait a minute. You like the one we got? Fuck, hold on.
Speaker 2:You like the one we got Hold on.
Speaker 1:Why you like the one we got. I'm about to show you why. Go ahead and tell them what cookout is and what you can get At cookout real quick, before I Okay, before I flip this table.
Speaker 2:You ever left the club late at night and you want a meal. You want a whole burgle of nothing but onions. You want a? Nah, it doesn't like that, I like it like that. Nah, I don't mind onions either, but you know you want a burger. I'm talking about like a good burger.
Speaker 1:Look at that review, look at that stars 3.5?. Hold on, all right, keep going, keep going.
Speaker 2:And and you might want some, some cheese fries. You might want Cajun wrap At two in the morning.
Speaker 1:At two in the morning.
Speaker 2:Cause they don't close till three.
Speaker 1:Yes sir, you see, numbers don't lie, hey numbers don't lie.
Speaker 2:That's cause there be some Hated motherfuckers in theville.
Speaker 1:Hated Ain't no haters, bro. Hated Service is ass, is ass, bro, ass. That's the best shit I've ever heard. Ass, speed-wise, phenomenal, top tier, quality-wise, ass, quality-wise. I told them to give me a bag of fries. They just threw the bag in there. I told them to give me a they gave me what I asked for. Fuck them. I told them to give me a chopped cheese, nobel. They gave me what I asked for. Fuck them. I tell them, give me a chopped cheese.
Speaker 2:Nobel. They gave me nothing but the Accuway.
Speaker 1:The Accuway. It's because you didn't say the Accuway.
Speaker 2:That's what it was.
Speaker 1:I said the secret menu.
Speaker 2:Everybody knows when you go to cookout. You got to order the Accuway, bro. I'm going to do that next time.
Speaker 1:They're going to look at you.
Speaker 2:What? What if they just throw my food in?
Speaker 1:What if they shoot you? It wouldn't surprise me, damn bro. Those of y'all who know what cookout is, those of y'all know that no cookout. How clutch it could be when it's made from the right place or the right people.
Speaker 2:Damn my back. I'm over here sitting all wrong Like from the view Everybody like damn bro. I'm going to comment that again. Atrocious pose. I'm over here all the way down. I got myself that, so I'll see that pose Stand up.
Speaker 1:Oh my goodness, I need to fix my pose.
Speaker 2:Y'all I'm going to sit proper. I'm all out of the frame too. No, bro, you're with that frame. Yeah, you're good. I have to turn the camera a little bit. No, you're good. You're good, all right.
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Speaker 1:That sounds a little scary, a little scary, almost as scary as Fear. Is it all in your mind or could it be real? Welcome to Fear, fact or Fiction, that's right. That's right.
Speaker 2:That's going to lead us into the next segment Fear, Fact or Fiction. Leave that shit in the back.
Speaker 1:Leave that shit in the back. Y'all can comment, we can argue about it, whatever y'all want to do Debate, give us some facts or whatever about the last topic, but this is the new topic. Fear, fact or fiction? Boom, back at it again.
Speaker 2:Go ahead, y'all, Tell them what today's fear, fact or fiction is about. Today, we're going to talk about the one, the only, the hat man.
Speaker 1:The hat man.
Speaker 2:The hat man. Let's get closer, y'all. So give me a little rundown, right quick, of what the hat man is, in case for those that don't know.
Speaker 1:Wow is you know? It's a little in case for those that don't know wow, yayo, tell us all about this figure or well-known. Uh, paralysis being is about the hammond.
Speaker 2:It's a fictional figure that appears in sleep paralysis and associated with abuse of an athi-histamines like benadryl. He's described as a Shady human. No wonder I always saw him Sorry.
Speaker 1:Sorry, go ahead Sorry.
Speaker 2:I used to abuse Benadryl.
Speaker 1:I'm a how would you say? I'm a Like an old addict or recovering addict?
Speaker 2:Recovering addict. Yeah, I'm a recovering addict. I used to abuse Benadryl. You can't, you can't come near Benadryl or he'll start having the shakes.
Speaker 1:I used to pop like 10 of them, bitches Dang.
Speaker 2:Just to feel something.
Speaker 1:Just to feel a little loud.
Speaker 2:Who says you need to feel something when that knocks you out?
Speaker 1:No, that shit just made me yawn two times.
Speaker 2:No, I don't know how you would do with them bitches.
Speaker 1:This shit was working off bro, Working off the bennies.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, bro breaking off the bennies, oh shit bro, All right, go ahead my phone.
Speaker 2:That's a dark there, we'll speak about that. Okay, so, hey man, he's described as a shadowy humanoid wearing a brimmed hat and a dark coat. He's often described as having little to no features. He may be 6 to about 10 feet tall. Sizes depend His eyes this is a common one that I heard His eyes may be Bright, red or dark pools of darkness. He may wear a fedora or other print hats. He may wear a dark coat and he's often reported To appear in bedrooms when people are Falling asleep or waking up. And Just a little fun fact, the hat man Is sometimes called the Benadryl hat man.
Speaker 1:I've seen him a couple times Because of them, bennies.
Speaker 2:And you know, some people have have reported Hallucinating the handman After abusing Over consuming Benadryl. High doses of Benadryl Can cause delirium, psychosis, seizures, coma, death. Many people believe the handman is to be For and for shadow people.
Speaker 1:Don't believe none of this shit. Y'all take as much bennies as you need, trust me.
Speaker 2:No, just don't, don't think there's a little side note y'all, take the recommended amount.
Speaker 1:If you can't sleep, go see a doctor and get some actual help, all right, so so for reference birthday party.
Speaker 2:Uh had a little allergic reaction.
Speaker 2:Oh, shit, that's right, two better drills gone. I was struggling. I'm talking about struggling. My body was here, my mind, I don't know where my mind was, bro. I was like just struggling that day, like to to stay, stay functioning. But I don't even know if y'all know this or not, but, bro, I was struggling. Whatever y'all was talking about, like saying, I was like in La La Land, all I land, bro, with them Benadryl Fighting. I don't know how you did it, bro, fighting them Benadryls. It's a different fight, bro.
Speaker 1:It's a different fight Just to feel something, bro. Just to feel something in this world.
Speaker 2:Jesus bro, I was like trying to wake up but it wasn't me waking up and I was like I'm still out's what it was.
Speaker 1:Oh my God bro.
Speaker 2:Them business. Ain't no joke bro. Ain't no joke bro.
Speaker 1:I haven't took them since. I haven't taken them forever. Now, bro, I'm going to start taking them. I need to go get some more.
Speaker 2:I didn't know this was Rush. I was missing out on Shit was crazy bro. It does help me, though, Like it did help me with all the negative side effects.
Speaker 1:Pretty much Basically. Pretty much Basically. But I know, I know there was this one medicine that I took at one point. I can't remember what medicine it was or what it was for, to be honest with you, but I was just taking random medicine. No, it was prescribed to me, but I looked at the some of the like like side effects.
Speaker 2:Oh, I looked at some of the side effects.
Speaker 1:That shit said it induces nightmares. Oh shit, I don't remember what medicine it was, bro, but I want to say that was the medicine that made me hallucinate. I guess I had taken too much of it or some shit, and I was in my anger management class. I told you about this before right. I was in my anger management class and I was talking to a lady. I looked outside the window whole meteor was coming down bro. Whole meteor was coming down bro. I don't know what happened bro, what you do hold on what you do.
Speaker 1:I just looked at it, bro, I was like we dead who would? Accept that tight shit really. I said we dead tight shit. Really I would've, bro, I swear. It looked like it felt like a big yellow ball, just like imagine the sun just zooming in really you waiting for the explosion? But I was just like who is setting it?
Speaker 2:who said that's why I'm here? I can't, I can't even let loose on my anger, just took it I don't remember what medicine it was, but it was hell bro hell no but back on the hat man.
Speaker 1:So I heard that there's like certain behaviors about the hat man okay, so I heard that he has like, uh, some of the hat man. Okay, so I heard that he has like a some of the behaviors. Is he really doesn't do anything to you? He? Just observes you. Yeah, so he's often seen standing silently observing you, Like he might linger in corners doorways right at the foot of your bed. Oh, that just gives me chills Just thinking about it bro.
Speaker 2:That's. That's all the time Lay in bed.
Speaker 1:I drink my shit in all directions, Make sure you see me, not only the hat man, you, the gay hat man, don't just stand there helping me.
Speaker 2:Give me a hand.
Speaker 1:Spit in my face. So some people say that his movement he doesn't really walk, he just like glides.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Or they say he'll disappear into the walls, or in the shadows, I guess, or some shit. You can see the figure of him, the outline of him, and he just disappears into the darkness, into the wall, yeah. That's what they say. Another thing about him is the interaction. Another thing about him is like the interaction. So most people say he's mostly passive, but some accounts record, some accounts report feeling like malevolence, dread or even physical pressure on the chest. I guess just like that, that sense of fear, whatever.
Speaker 2:Okay I don't mean to cut y'all. So what you're telling me is like it clicked in me. It's like it clicked in my brain. It clicked in my brain. So the story I said last week about a lady choking me out, you know, or like two episodes ago, choking me out and the other thing that happened was that I felt something come out. My eyes were closed, but I felt like something come out. The wall, like a dark figure with red eyes stand over me. They didn't do nothing to me. It never clicked. It never clicked.
Speaker 2:While that was happening, so after she choked me out again and I passed out, I was like awake in a sense, but my eyes were closed. But I could feel the room around me. I could feel like it was like echolocation, I could see where everything was at and I felt like something coming out of the wall Like it was like a dark figure with red eyes and I never like it, never.
Speaker 1:Clicked in your head. It was all the same night.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this was all the same night and I've never had that experience, ever again.
Speaker 1:He said what the fuck's going on here? Damn, let me get out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but it was weird. Now you're saying that, like, like it clicked with the red eyes. This is that hypnotherapy. Hypnotherapy we was talking about.
Speaker 1:Holy shit Went ahead and activated that memory that you didn't know, you knew.
Speaker 2:Holy shit, damn, that's crazy, though. How did you feel when you woke up? Scary? I was like legit scared. I've never really been scared of, like not not even when I woke up, not even woke. Because because shawty said I woke her up talking about there's some red eyes, there's some red eyes, but I don't remember waking her up to tell her that, like I don't remember, like I don't remember oh, hell, no, I saw that there's like certain origins about it, so so obviously it's like associated with like sleep paralysis.
Speaker 1:There's actually like a cultural arch type about it, so like the figure of a shadowy man in a hat appears in various cultures, so it's not just like in Western culture or whatever. So they say he's sometimes interpreted as like a manifestation of fear, anxiety or trauma, which makes sense I was, I was, I had trauma that night. I was scared that night Cause usually your brain would form I don't know the brain is so weird, bro Like it could like take all your feelings and form it into something.
Speaker 2:The brain is just a silly ghost.
Speaker 1:It's just a silly ghost, it gets a little silly sometimes and there's like paranormal theories about it. So, like in the paranormal community, the hat man is considered a type of shadow person, potentially an interdimensional being or malevolent spirit, which is pretty crazy to me. There's actually been like some research done and like accounts about it before. So Heidi Hollis, hollis research. So researcher and author Heidi Hollis has documented the hat man extensively, popularizing the phenomena. She describes him as a benevolent being who feeds on fear. So if y'all want to look her up and like see the research that she has done or they have done or whatever.
Speaker 1:That's pretty cool, interesting stuff right there. Another thing is military encounters. Oh shit so some servicemen report seeing the hat man during times of extreme stress or while stationed in isolated areas and, like I said, that could probably be like your brain, just just trying to, just trying to make sense of everything that's going on.
Speaker 1:Yeah just like formulates things that, and if, like, you're prone to it, like, if it's like stuff that you already know about, like damn, it's dark in here, almost dark enough for the hat man to be here, oh, and then like it just Hold me, hold up, hold up, Bro, why I doing this.
Speaker 2:To y'all I said hold the fuck up. Why Chill out? Nah, you know what I'm saying, though.
Speaker 1:Cause you're like, you're proning yourself to like see shit bro, Fuck that no. Cause, if I proning myself crazy, though. So another thing is like shared experiences. So what makes the hat man unique is the consistency of reports worldwide suggesting a shared archetype or psychological phenomenon, so like, for instance, the fact that you didn't know the hat man existed, but you've had the experience before well, I knew it existed, like, but I never attributed it to that, which is crazy.
Speaker 2:I never knew it existed.
Speaker 1:Oh, you never knew it existed, so I thought it was just like a shadow figure that I've seen, and then when I found that about it, I was like fuck, that was like an actual thing that people have seen before.
Speaker 2:They've had experiences with it.
Speaker 1:Or like sleep paralysis in itself. You think that there's certain things that you go through that only you've gone through, but plenty of other people have encountered the same thing.
Speaker 2:The other thing with sleep paralysis is they're sitting on your chest right. That lady was sitting on my chest, bro. It's clicking.
Speaker 1:Reverse cowgirl and everything. Bro had the pink and the stink in the face, bro, I went crazy, shit.
Speaker 2:She was walking foot and I was like but um.
Speaker 1:Damn bro. Yeah, it's pretty crazy stuff, bro, and you also got like the basement incident.
Speaker 2:What is that?
Speaker 1:So one common story involves a man seeing a hat man while exploring an old basement. So he felt an overwhelming sense of dread and fled immediately. Later he discovered other things had seen. Oh sorry, later he discovered others had seen the same figure in the same location. So that's pretty crazy. Right there Maybe he found his home.
Speaker 2:Maybe he found his like portal to his home Bro was just chilling in the basement unbothered and this dude just came up started, started harassing him with flashlight and shit another crazy thing is like there's a family curse.
Speaker 1:So in one case a family claimed that the hat man appeared to multiple members over generations, often preceding a death in the family. Damn, so like you would see them and you'd be like damn, somebody about to die. Who could it be? I'll start my gerbil.
Speaker 2:I'll start no, I started with a wager on everybody. Bartholomew, no, everybody everybody who named Bartholomew.
Speaker 1:You had so much to live for.
Speaker 2:That's what I named my head, too, that's what I named my dead gerbil Bartholomew the dead gerbil bro, so there's like scientific explanations about it.
Speaker 1:Okay, so obviously, sleep, paralysis, hallucinations, I see that too.
Speaker 2:I see that too. I wasn't going to include that really. Oh no, no, no you good, but like I seen it, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:Keep it strictly paranormal. No, you got to all the info and let them perceive like their own. You gotta make them come up with their own thing because we gotta, we gotta give y'all the information, the facts and y'all let us know what y'all think. So sleep paralysis, hallucinations so the hat man is likely a hallucination brought on by the brain. It's like your brain partially being awake during like the REM sleep, and REM sleep is just like rapid eye movement. It's like when you're like in between being asleep and awake stay with those class.
Speaker 2:We covered this last week.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what we covered last week but um, they say it's just like hallucination or whatever, and obviously it's like stress and trauma. So high levels of stress or unresolved trauma may trigger these visions and periodolia. Periodolia the human brain tends to see familiar shapes like faces or or figures, and low light or shadows.
Speaker 2:I've done that before. I had to snap myself out of it. Oh, for real. Yeah, I was like bro, chill the fuck out. Bro. What the fuck are you doing? Bro?
Speaker 1:Or that's kind of like seeing a pile of laundry on a chair or something and you think it's just somebody sitting there, but it's just a pile of clothes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, but your brain is just like you start getting scared and then it starts making you got to check yourself sometimes. Chill the fuck out, I'm not making myself look again Like bro, that's just cool.
Speaker 1:Chill out bro Y'all over there getting scared, seeing demons and everything.
Speaker 2:Me whole shadow figure twerking Damn, damn, damn, damn Shit. Charlie, is it Thanksgiving Because you got the yeah so.
Speaker 1:So there's like cultural parallels to this as well. So obviously, like people say that the hat man is associated with the shadow people, some people say that the hat man is essentially the same thing as the boogeyman I could see, see that. And that it was just like. It's just a figure used in folklore to scare children or whatever. So they'd be like if you don't act, good, you're going to see the Hat man tonight.
Speaker 2:They did to me when I was little bro.
Speaker 1:They did the same thing to me.
Speaker 2:They'd close the door, leave me in the closet and be like he's going to get you. Nah, they used to act up. They would pull your legs at night. Fuck bro, that shit straight me, the fuck up bro.
Speaker 1:Not unless you leave. All right, let me tell you how to survive this so they say they're going to pull your legs or whatever. You tuck yourself in right, you get your blanket and put it on your feet and then pull.
Speaker 2:You pull like push tight, then they can't get you. Fucking dummies, that's how you used to sleep. Fucking dummies, that's how you used to sleep. I'd be cussing underneath my bed. He's talking about fucking gaming. I know how to talk to myself. How you going to get me there.
Speaker 1:How you going to get me there. Exactly the same. Wake up one of your foot's out. Oh shit, he could have got me Shit. I would wake up uncovered we all went through the same shit Felt unstoppable whenever I was underneath that blanket, bro, couldn't nothing touch me. As soon as you feel a little bit of air, that was it.
Speaker 2:You felt weakness in your barrier. Yeah, you got a weak point of defense.
Speaker 1:We got to close that shit up.
Speaker 2:Close that shit up.
Speaker 1:Did you have any other counts? I got a couple counts.
Speaker 2:I'm just going to run through them right quick. I was a bartender at a small hotel in Cincinnati for a year. It is known for being haunted Chef manager, and several workers had seen a 6'7 foot tall, shadowy figure with a pinstripe suit and fedora standing. Or hold the fuck up, fresh as fuck, fresh as fuck fit. I'll give him that. Fresh as fuck, tom Ford that you floated past him One night around 2 am a co-worker and I were doing paperwork. She left the dining room to put it away, turned the corner and immediately backed up. She turned to me with tears in her eyes and said she saw the hat man. That's what that ends off at.
Speaker 1:Swung, swung. Swinger gets swung.
Speaker 2:Sometimes that's that Fight, fight or freeze or freeze, fight, fight or freeze. That's what that is right there. So I got another one. Back in 2015, I was out of town for work. They posted me and my dog. Or freeze or freeze, fight, fight or freeze that's what that is right there. So you got to know. Back in 2015, I was out of town for work, they posted me and my dog at a holiday inn.
Speaker 2:Every day was fine, nothing out of the ordinary, until one night. As I was getting ready for bed, I tucked my dog in bed with me, turned off the lights. My eyes are now adjusted to the darkness. That's the shit we talking about. I'm thinking about my day, how amazing it was, feeling grateful, all while looking towards the window, feeling soft exterior light shining through the sheer currents. I doze off. Not sure how long time has passed, but I woke up again all drowsy. My fuckers, my throat's a little dry. I see my dog sleeping peacefully. I turn over to face the window again to get adjusted and out of nowhere I swear on my life. I see a dark figure hovering over me, had a top hat and a long coat. I'm not sure if it's even a coat, just a shadow figure. The window light framed him to be even that more prominent. I screamed on top of my lungs what are you doing here? Who are you? And clearly turned on the table.
Speaker 1:Why is your dick out? Damn, get the fuck out. Why are you touching me? Me just scattering. Why are you loose? Why am I oily?
Speaker 2:Why am I hard? I'm a girl, though I wasn't too sure if it was real. My dog wasn't even reacting To his presence, so the next morning I just brushed it off and thought it was Illusion of me. Shit is just being A little delulule.
Speaker 1:Till one day A friend told I was a little silly.
Speaker 2:My fault. I was going off the bend Till one day A friend told me that the same shit Happened to him, which led to many others. So many questions. Is it an intergalactic alien? Something is a time traveler. Why didn't my dog react? What if I didn't react? What would have happened? Now the dog reacting is actually I was about to get into that. I was about to get into that.
Speaker 1:Dogs have a good sense of sense. One thing about a dog he's got some sense on him and not change.
Speaker 2:The thing is with my dogs. With my dogs, two amazing little chihuahuas. They'll bark at shit and get me scared over shit that don't even exist Don't even exist. I can't even trust them on that level, because I feel like they bark at anything.
Speaker 1:you know every little thing, so I don't know like I have to talk.
Speaker 2:Like shut the fuck up so I don't know if it's an actual something that's happened. So usually when it's like if I hear something at the house, I look at them. If they don't even move.
Speaker 2:I keep going Right for real right, you use them as a check, I use them as a check, they them as a check. They're like a little UAV, you know. Yeah, for real. Now there's been a couple times where I hear something and then instantly get up like cause they, nine times out of ten, they're underneath the the covers, then they'll pop out uh, huh they'll pop out, little head pop out.
Speaker 2:Did you hear that? And then the other one pop up. Now there's been two times when I've seen them straight off the bed. I don't even hear nothing. They get up straight off the bed, run Barking, barking Like howling. It's like a different type of barking shit. Fuck what I do now. What I do now. So what I do is I point the minigun straight into the doorway.
Speaker 1:And I just hope for the best. I just scare him with the barrel turning.
Speaker 2:But I use the dogs as a little. You know, if they're not tripping, then I'm not tripping, if they're tripping most of the time they just tripping over bullshit. So, like I said, the dog is a good, a good little indicator, little smoke alarm, if you will.
Speaker 1:I know exactly what you mean. I do that sometimes with my dog like Roxy, like if I'm chilling and I feel like I heard something, or I'll use my my husky, like if I hear him barking or something, I instantly go outside. He sees something, he hears something. Or roxy hears something, she gets up. I gotta get up too, because she hears something or see something.
Speaker 2:I don't see, or maybe he has to take a shit, but see your dog like it's like. It's like a claymore on a room, but you don't know what you're gonna get.
Speaker 1:But well, I feel like their sensitivity is like the way up bro. They're so sensitive to any noise, any yeah.
Speaker 2:They're getting better. I've been trying to get better because, bro, the amount of times they're scared the fuck out of me, just get up barking. Roomba, aquarius, they just get up and bark. That shit scared the fuck out of me. But I got one more. But I'm going to try to get through it right quick.
Speaker 2:When I was about four or five years old, I started having this recurring nightmare involving the hat man. Every single night for about one or two years it was the same dream. I was running on top of lockers in the changing room, my mother running between the lockers, always a bit slower than me. The hat man was following me and I always woke up before he got me. After I stopped dreaming about him, I started seeing him daily after school, in broad daylight, broad daylight, standing in front of my grandparents' house. He was always just standing there next to the mailboxes and in a childlike memory it seemed like a few minutes seeing him before he vanished.
Speaker 2:I remember this going on for about a year. Excuse me you, good bro, the handmaid digged my throat. I remember this going. Excuse me you, good bro, the hat may dig in my throat. Um, um, uh. I remember this going on for about a year. Then he just stopped showing up. I have never seen him since. Uh, he said on the side note. I experienced uh severe childhood trauma that will go again with the trauma and my therapist told me it would be uh normal to hallucinate for traumatizing kids aged 7 to 10. What all these stories got?
Speaker 1:Everything we cover, really and pretty much all correlates to the same thing Stress, trauma, abuse of drugs. They call it abuse, I call it just trying to get by. Trying to get by, that's it. I saw that there was certain things to do if you do see that happening. A little prevention, if you will, a little way to help real okay. A little prevention, if you will a little way to help anybody that's encountering any of this.
Speaker 2:Stay calm, simple put the lavender lotion on your hands stay calm.
Speaker 1:So said beer is said to intense, intensify the experience. Some claim showing bravery can make the hat man retreat. He'll'll just look at you like ah, you got me this time. Maybe you're not a little bitch. Let me get out of here, big boss. Let me get out, brave bitch.
Speaker 2:I'll get you tomorrow.
Speaker 1:So another thing is they say focus on moving. Like me, whole gum bear on my mouth. I was focused on moving and surviving. So in some cases of sleep paralysis, attempting to wiggle your fingers or toes can help break the paralysis. But it's so crazy that when you're in that state, bro, your whole body feels like like a whole freaking ton or some shit. I I guess I know what you're talking about yeah, because I couldn't fucking move.
Speaker 1:Like the whole fact. You're like telling your body move bitch, and it's not moving. Or like trying to even wiggle your pinky toe, or like your pinky at all. It's like it requires all your strength but you don't feel like you have any strength.
Speaker 1:I've been there, that's almost as bad as fighting in your dreams. Everybody knows how that turns out. Punches be looking crazy as hell, like this. You finally catch up to that bully that was bullying you in your dreams. You come up to him. Punches be brushing off, be punching in slow motion, motherfucker, moving like the speed of light.
Speaker 2:You over here, thinking you got him in the right moment did you ever have dreams like that?
Speaker 1:no, where you be punching slow as hell in your dreams you can say, the craziest one that I had.
Speaker 2:Like that, that type of dream it's a killer was chasing me, but every time I would run away from him you'd get closer. Oh, you couldn't run fast. In your dreams, so like I could. A killer was chasing me, but every time I would run away from him he would get closer. Oh, you couldn't run fast. In your dreams, yeah, it felt like I wasn't running, but then I figured out, if I went towards him he would move away. What kind of dream is this? It was crazy. I was running and the dude was catching up to me and I activated super mode. You feel me?
Speaker 2:I was gone, ran straight towards him, something told me straight towards it. And like something told me like run towards it. And like it was like a Nick at 30 movie Watch out guys. And I turned around, ran towards the dude and when I ran towards him he started running away. No, like he got, like like like he was like far away because he was about to catch me, like he was about to get like, like he was about to get me.
Speaker 2:So I'm like run towards him. So I ran towards him, but he was like far as hell, damn. It was weird, it was like weird.
Speaker 1:That's pretty cool, though, how that happened, but you got anything else about the hat man.
Speaker 2:No, that's about it.
Speaker 1:That's pretty much going to wrap up about our hat man y'all. Let us know what y'all think. Right, let us know any stories about that. Well, any of experiences or stories that you might have about the hat man.
Speaker 1:Let us know if you have any um theories on the hat theories of the hat man origins, or if there's a any ways to counteract the hat man in itself, or maybe if you communicated with him or something, or something like that, I don't know. Just something. Let us know if y'all believe in the hat man, if you don't Y'all seen the hat man?
Speaker 2:Y'all just let us know.
Speaker 1:But that's going to lead us into our next subject. We're going to have a transition or something, a transition noise or something.
Speaker 2:Shit Dicks.
Speaker 1:Dicks point good, we're going to have the I don't know the O'Reilly sound To do our transitions.
Speaker 2:No, key. No, you gotta have that Magical.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, alright, we gonna put that as the sound for our next transitions. So Y'all already know what time it is. Spooky game time Paranormal games, fun games to play when you chilling at home With your family With your family Use the little ones to sacrifice.
Speaker 2:So I got three. I'm going to run it down. We got the Three Kings. This game became popular after Fable Forge posted it on the subreddit called NoSleep. It said that this game enables the player to gain access to another dimension. You play this game in a large room.
Speaker 1:Wait, what game is it Three Kings. Oh sorry, Three Kings.
Speaker 2:Oh, you thought it was one of yours. I saw your notes and I had to make sure it wasn't one of yours.
Speaker 1:Three Kings that's the name of the game All right.
Speaker 2:So you have to play this game in a large room, preferably a basement Crazy Without a single flash of light coming through Also crazy. Also, you'll be needing a pack of candles, two large mirrors, three chairs and an object for your childhood One. Once you're done setting everything up, leave the door of the basement open. Once you're done setting everything up, leave the door of the basement open, go to your bedroom and set up the alarm clock for exactly 3.30 am before you snooze off. If the alarm goes off at exactly 3.30 and the things inside the basement remain as they are, then you can proceed with the game. You need to be seated at your throne at exactly 3.33 am with your lighted candle in hand. Do not let the candle go out and protect it from the fan behind you using your body. One seated.
Speaker 1:Wait, you have a fan.
Speaker 2:Right, yeah, he didn't say, but he didn't say a fan at the beginning. Oh, okay.
Speaker 1:Instructions not clear. Instructions not clear. Instructions not clear. That's a fan in my ass now. Instructions unclear. Instructions unclear.
Speaker 2:Instructions unclear. That's offending my ass.
Speaker 1:Now I'm stuck in a shadow realm. Thanks, cosmic Co.
Speaker 2:Once seated, look straight ahead Into the darkness and never look into the mirrors Nor the candle. At this point You'll start to feel and hear a presence. Some accounts stated that it felt like Having a conversation with your conscience or an entity that manifests as a part of you. It will talk to you about your past and your unresolved issues. Fuck that. I'm not talking about unresolved.
Speaker 1:That's pretty crazy.
Speaker 2:Hey, you can scare me all the fuck you want. We're not talking about my unresolved issues, bro. We're not.
Speaker 1:Maybe you shouldn't have ate that taco. You fat fuck, damn, you're right. Maybe you shouldn't have got that extra large.
Speaker 2:Supersize me as fucking meal, you big, you're right some have claimed that this ritual is some kind of psychological experiment that puts you in the lucid dream. Whether you believe you are talking to an entity from another dimension or it's nothing but a psychological effect will be up to your judgment.
Speaker 1:Wait, that's it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1:How do you end the game?
Speaker 2:You just gotta survive what?
Speaker 1:Don't let it go out, don't let the flame go out, but you can talk to whatever it is as long as your flame is up, nothing happens, like it doesn't tell you what happens if your flame goes out or nothing you get trapped if your flame goes out you get trapped in there.
Speaker 2:Trap slash, slash dead.
Speaker 1:So what's the point of the other chairs and mirrors? Oh okay, it's just a game. Sorry y'all um go ahead, though. What were you saying? Oh, that? Was it for that one oh, that's it for that one for that one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, all right, let me.
Speaker 1:Let me give y'all one real quick. So I'm gonna do a famous one that everybody knows green door, red door, aka the doors of the mind. So this game is rooted in urban legend and likely originated from online horror forums. It is a guided visualization game, often considered a mix of hypnosis and paranormal exploration. So the objective of this game is to like enter, like doors, in, like a spiritual dimension, but like inside your conscience. So you're using your imagination, but your imagination is essentially putting you in the supernatural world. So what you would need in order to play this game A dark, quiet room, a pillow optional for the percent for the participant to lie on, and you need a guide. So a guide is just somebody that's going to narrate, narrate the experience for you dungeon master yeah, dungeon master.
Speaker 1:So they're just pretty much going to tell you like, or I'll just tell you how to play. So how to play? The participant lies on their back with their eyes closed. The guide sits behind them and repeatedly chants green door, red door or any other color door, until the participant in participant enters a trance likelike state. So you keep chanting it, chanting it, chanting it. Usually it's like three times or some bullshit.
Speaker 1:So once in a trance, the guide asks the participant to describe the doors they see in their mind. The participant chooses a door to enter and the guide asks them to describe what they see. The guide may ask questions such as what color is the room or is anyone else there? So you can like see a bunch of stuff there. You could see like a room full of people, you could see a clock, you could see like a stairway, you could see like just random stuff, a closet, nothing more doors. You just see like all sorts of things.
Speaker 1:So in order to end the game, the participant must be brought back to reality by the guide. So the guide can say it's time to wake up or count backwards from 10. That's how you end the game. So there's warning and consequences why you play the game. So participants may claim to encounter sinister entities or feel trapped behind a door. So that's something that you could feel or like something that you got to be aware of, and some believe opening the wrong door can allow spirits or malevolent entities to follow you back.
Speaker 1:Fuck that. So essentially, they just like tell you like if you do see something, they'll usually tell you like get out, so like run away or whatever. So in your mind you gotta visualize yourself leaving that room and walking down a hallway, because that's usually what they say they were like. I see a long hallway, I see multiple doors, I see a red door, green door, yellow door, orange door, some shit, and then they'll just pick a door and then that's pretty much it, bro. But it's pretty crazy. Have you ever seen like tiktoks about it or whatever?
Speaker 2:did you tell me about this last week, right, okay, okay, I was freaking, I was freaking out a little bit I was freaking out. I was like bro, this is like a very detailed image in my mind about this already like you need to look some shit up though, like on tiktok or youtube or whatever.
Speaker 1:They got some pretty crazy stuff on there. Some of that shit looks fake, but it is pretty cool to see these type of things to like kill time or like I'm not saying.
Speaker 2:I'm not saying I'm gonna do it. I'm not saying the switch, play the xbox. You will kill time play phasmophobia fuck that, fuck that just silly gooses, just silly gooses.
Speaker 1:Though Power goes out Might as well. You're halfway through the instructions. Pillow there you go. Dark room there you go. Sounds slight.
Speaker 2:Sounds slight.
Speaker 1:But what you got?
Speaker 2:bro, I gotta, I gotta know. This was just quick. I tried looking up Information on it. I couldn't find anything. And then I was gonna Ask my mom but she was working so I couldn't ask her. The Willie game I've talked about it before.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, they have a.
Speaker 2:Where you ask it, they're saying it's just your energy answering the question. You already know the answer. You're just kind of answering the question for yourself. My mom says it's a whole. It's like a widget boy. You open it, you allow any like uh entities to use your body to answer the questions that you, that you want. There's like an american version of it?
Speaker 1:no, is it. It's like charlie, charlie, are you there? Or some shit like that, but they did it, that is that it.
Speaker 2:That's it there, that's it, but I kept on. You know what I kept typing in? Video games popped up, but it was like some creator that made a video game.
Speaker 1:He said yes, I got one viewer, I got one search on Google.
Speaker 2:But I typed it in with the I at the end and with the Y at the end, bro, just to see what changed. Yeah, this is it right here, charlie? Charlie, oh, no, no, no, it's not the same. Well, in a sense. Well, in a sense. So this one this is what you do is Y'all both hold a pencil, y'all hold two pencils and y'all connect them in the middle so they open up. It's basically like the Ouija board, where you're not moving it but the pencil will open up on itself. They either open up or they close on themselves and Whatever, depending on whatever question you ask. That's what? But the crazy part is that both pencils move. So even if you're not trying to like first of all, you don't know the answer, like, if you're friends, you got to play with somebody else, you can't play with yourself. But let's say you know you're doing it. You ask a question.
Speaker 1:It's just yes or no's, though, right it's just yes or no's.
Speaker 2:But you're not trying to open it up. The pencil will open up on itself. So that's just like my mom's seen it. She's just seen it, bro.
Speaker 1:That's pretty crazy right there bro.
Speaker 2:But yeah, that's just a little quick one.
Speaker 1:So what you trying to do for the camera.
Speaker 2:What you trying to do, bro. What's up? I got four pencils in the white bag right now.
Speaker 1:We'll do it at your place, not here, you good. You good, we'll do it at your parents' place.
Speaker 2:Fuck, I'll do it at their, at Jerooney's house, at Jerooney's house, man. But yeah, that's just a little quick one. I got this other one. This is a classic, everybody knows this one.
Speaker 1:The elevator game, bro, I got that one too. Okay, I'll let you do that one. No, we can both do that one. Okay, go ahead. So we can cut back a little bit on the time.
Speaker 2:Alright, I'll tell you the first part. This game originated from Korea, south Korea. South Korea Because.
Speaker 1:More Koreans. I don't know what they do. I don't know what y'all do. Jack off the chinkung, chinkung, chink kunk kunk, chunk kunk kunk. All right, my chit chit.
Speaker 2:Who said that? So performing it supposedly takes you to a different world via elevator. Pretty crazy, if you ask me. Pretty crazy. All you have to do is find a building with at least 10 floors that has an elevator. Make sure there be no one else riding the elevator aside from you before you proceed with the ritual. Be no one else riding the elevator aside from you before you proceed with the ritual. Once you step inside, you have to do a 4, 2, 6, 2, 10, 5, comma on the elevator buttons. Listen up, Listen up before y'all fuck up. On the fifth floor, a woman will answer, but you should never look at her, nor you should speak to her Afterwards. Press the button for the first floor At this point. Stay with me, class. The elevator will begin ascending to the 10th floor instead of going down to the first.
Speaker 2:Upon arriving at the 10th floor, you may get off the elevator to explore this different world. The woman will ask where are you going? But you should never answer. Remember, do not answer. Don't look at her, my dumb answer. Remember, don't not answer. Don't look at it, my dumb ass. Oh, I'm stepping out right quick. That'd be my dumb ass, I'll forget. But after walking around. You may return to the real world by going inside the same elevator and using the same 4-2-6-2-10-5 combo, An event that you pass out during the game. My pass out. You most likely find yourself waking up inside of your own home.
Speaker 1:That is pretty crazy.
Speaker 2:But make sure to look around, since it may not be the same home anymore.
Speaker 1:Damn. Go ahead, bro, what you got for that so the way to end the game, like Yayo said, was you just return to the real world by repeating the same floor sequence? There is some warnings about it. So failing sequence there is some uh warnings about it so failing to follow the sequence exactly may trap you in the other dimension and obviously like yeah, you said, if you look at the woman or talk to her, whatever, uh, she could harm you or keep you in the parallel world she'll become attached.
Speaker 2:What you, what you gonna do to me?
Speaker 1:what are you doing? What are you doing later today? What are you gonna do on the 10th floor?
Speaker 2:bitch, I'm gonna jump out and keep talking to me.
Speaker 1:So there is actually an experience that some people say they had. So they said um. While specific personal narratives are scarce, the elevator game has been linked to various urban legends and stories, so participants often report feelings of an ease or disorientation after attempting the ritual. It's crucial to note that many of these accounts are antidotal or and should be approached with skepticism. So it's just people clout chasing tight shit, but if you do, do it live stream. We, in the modern time and age, just live stream the whole experience Live stream everything.
Speaker 1:Live stream yourself, waking up Day-to-day routine GRWN.
Speaker 2:Get ready with me type shit Type shit, type shit.
Speaker 1:Show us your skin routine. Show us the fit you know, flashes or something. Something slight. Put your phone in the middle of the street. Something slight. Put your phone in the middle of the street.
Speaker 2:Do a little fit check, little fit check.
Speaker 1:Bump into your soulmate some slight, some slight, some slight really show us you going into the elevator, pushing the sequence and there it is. That's all you gotta do. Some people just do too much.
Speaker 2:Alright, guys here I am not only that, but some people don't even record it. Then they hit you with the post talking about oh, I just did it. How can we believe that right?
Speaker 1:and then they be having that shit scripted. Bro, they have somebody waiting for you on the fifth floor, a girl. Don't even look at her whole time you can tell this bitch is like do I say my line?
Speaker 2:right same right, whole actor, whole actor in the lake, in the lake lame.
Speaker 1:That's why I got burnt down. Huh, no, I'm just joking. Our hearts go out to all the people that left. You know we're just joking. Alright, may y'all, may y'all find the code that y'all need. But.
Speaker 2:Saturday we're not cheating.
Speaker 1:Y'all, y'all, that's a joke, that's a joke.
Speaker 2:Nobody from LA Listen to us anyway. Yeah. Yeah, we don't got word, it's okay.
Speaker 1:It's okay, east side, eastside, eastside, eastside, eastside. We at Southern State.
Speaker 2:Technically, technically, I know there was a case associated with the elevator game.
Speaker 1:Oh, for real what happened.
Speaker 2:So this girl, basically she wasn't missing. Oh, I know what you're talking about. You know what I'm talking about. Then it was finally her inside the water.
Speaker 1:Oh, was that because of the elevator game?
Speaker 2:So when they looked back at the um, at the footage and everything, she was acting weird and they kept seeing her like she was stopped. She was basically I don't know if they actually found out, if it was the exact uh pattern that she was doing, but she was like she. They recorded her like stopping at several ones. She would step out and come back in and she and she was like looking like she was like looking for someone or like something like that. And then at one point she seemed scared. But there's like nothing there. People were saying she was off, like cops saying she was off the meds. Honestly, martin Ferreira was saying no, she was playing the elevator game, elevator game. But yeah, so who knows? Who knows if she was playing. But how do you? How do you end up in a water tank?
Speaker 1:I don't know that's just that is pretty crazy. I did. I do remember hearing about that yeah, that was a whole. Yeah, that was a whole thing y'all got the true calm podcast, that show, all that give all the details. Y'all can go check them out we ain't doing all that yeah, that's.
Speaker 1:We just gave you a. We'll lead y'all the way. Wait, matter of fact, go check out this podcast. I know that's called no because y'all ain't gonna you ain't gonna shut us out or anything. This ain't gonna shut you y'all. Y'all saying we too little, y'all. I don't fuck with the other one y'all be replying my message.
Speaker 2:when you tell me to collab and shit, y'all still pretty cool. I still listen every time.
Speaker 1:But yeah, y'all can go look at that. There's like a whole case and everything. I don't know the name of it, but it's pretty interesting though.
Speaker 2:I forgot her name, but yeah, just look up elevator game case.
Speaker 1:Or like Girl Found in Water Tank. Yeah, just put it Girl Found in a Water Tank. It was like an Asian person, wasn't it yeah?
Speaker 2:it was an Asian lady. Yeah, so, like I said, some people say she was off her meds, but some people are like no, she's clearly playing the elevator game. Who knows, she's ended up in the water tank that apparently everybody said it was impossible for her to get in there and they found her naked but her clothes were thrown on top.
Speaker 1:That's pretty crazy, right there.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying so another game that I have is called the bath game. Ooh okay, or as other knows. Other people knows knows it as sorry, durama-san.
Speaker 2:Chill out. I got that one too. Oh, all right, go ahead, this is going to be my last one, all right.
Speaker 1:So Chill out. I got that one too. Oh, all right, go ahead, go ahead. This is going to be my last one, all right? So this Japanese game involves summoning a ghost in your bathroom and is used to test your bravery. That's pretty crazy, isn't it? That's pretty crazy, that's pretty sick. You battling a whole ghost for LOLs. So the summon a spirit that will follow you throughout the day. That's the objective. So what you need is a bathtub. You don't have that. You're already fucked. You can't even play the game. You got to shower. You're fucked. You need water and a quiet house. So how to play? So, at night, fill your bathtub up with water and turn off the lights. Sit in the tub, face in the faucet, wash your hair while chanting Duru Ma son fell down. Repeatedly. You got to keep repeating it Durum my son fell down.
Speaker 2:Durum, my son fell down.
Speaker 1:As you do this, visualize a woman falling onto a rusty faucet and impaling her eye Damn, you'll feel a presence. Do not turn around, say say, why did you fall and get out of the bathroom? Do not drain the water. If you drain the water, do not feel the water back. It's like that youtube video did you? If you, if you drain the water, do not fill it back. And then, all right, the next day the spirit will follow you, staying behind you. You might feel a presence. If you turn to avoid her, say stop, and perform a slicing motion with your hand. So, in order to end the game, to banish her, you say quita, meaning I cut you off while doing the slice emotion. There is consequences to this. If you fail to end the game properly, the spirit may haunt or harm you. Is there any other side notes that you may?
Speaker 2:have? No, I had no side notes, it was. It was just there. Really isn't too much like details or anything but there is like some accounts or whatever.
Speaker 1:So personal accounts of the BAF game often describe eerie sensations during the ritual. Participants have reported feeling a presence behind them or experiencing unexplained phenomena in the days following the game. As with other paranormal games, you know these stories are largely anecdotal, so you know you could just people clout chasing.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That's all this, unfortunately, unfortunately, like I said, we're modern age. Y'all do better Live stream it. I'm not saying y'all gotta do that. If you're gonna go ahead and do that, I mean, if you're gonna do it might as well Just stream it, if you're gonna do it, if you're gonna do it like for real.
Speaker 2:If you're gonna do it, first of all you're already doing it. You're already doing it.
Speaker 1:You cannot get hurt by live streaming it last time I checked, it didn't say nothing about having an audience while you watch it. Last time I checked, you're alone.
Speaker 2:We're about to make some people do this. Y'all show us, tag us right bro we're not liable for anything that happens.
Speaker 1:y'all, Y'all doing this on your own behalf. We are not. We're not.
Speaker 2:We're not liable for anything. We're not liable. If y'all going to do it, y'all going to do it.
Speaker 1:That's on y'all part. Did I put a gun to your head?
Speaker 2:Did I put a gun to your head on your own behalf, by watching slash listening to this video.
Speaker 1:We're just saying, if you do do it and you do happen to stream it, and we do happen to get tagged in it or see it, good, good.
Speaker 2:If you die, I was never here. Good, do it again. Do a bad flip. That's pretty much it, though you got anything else that you want to say about the games or anything?
Speaker 1:No, Do a bad flip. That's pretty much it, though. You got anything else that you want to say about the games or anything? No, that was Like we said if y'all do play these games, play these games with the rules, be safe.
Speaker 2:You know, carry a flashlight, carry a flashlight, whatever you want to use.
Speaker 1:I always carry a flashlight in the back, carry a flashlight in the flashlight, whatever you want.
Speaker 2:I usually keep my change.
Speaker 1:All my pocket change, all my ones, my sticky ones. But, um, if y'all do do this, like we said, y'all be careful.
Speaker 2:Be easy with it. I know we said it In a joke term, like in a joke, in a jokely tone, but you never know. But I honestly Believe in these things. I do believe in this. This is just another Ouija board for me. Stuff like this if you're messing with anything that you can't see physically or that like, but in the instructions it tell you that there's consequences to this.
Speaker 1:There's consequences there, for a reason you know I would.
Speaker 2:Just I don't want consequences.
Speaker 1:Just like there's warning signs on shit for a reason.
Speaker 2:For a reason, Common sense. That's why there's a speed limit. For a reason. For a reason I'm just common sense there's. That's why there's a speed limit.
Speaker 1:For a reason don't go 55 in a 35 for a reason. For a reason come on then say it with me, class um, but yeah, if y'all just be safe, just be safe guys let us know any accounts that john might have, like oh, I did, it is what happened to me, or I had a buddy that did it. I mean I know some things might be a little expanded or a little fore-stretched. I'm not doubting y'all. If y'all say y'all have experience, who am I to doubt somebody's?
Speaker 2:I'll tell you like that, I'll do a little tag. But you're not about the gossip, right? I'll tell you this much I got one of my aunts. She loves shutting this type of shit down. She's the type to like when there's people in school, you're like, oh, this is happening. She loves just just shitting on people, just knocking shit down. Right, that's how she was when she was little. She actually got scared Because she was with one of her friends.
Speaker 2:She was shutting her shit down for the longest. She got scared. This is like a woman that would fear nothing cuss at anybody. She was like a far-grown man and shit like that. After the experience she didn't say shit about anything paranormal or stuff like that, but she used to love that. That's what my mom used to tell me. She used to love shutting that shit down Uh-huh After she got scared.
Speaker 1:That's what happens. That's what happens, and y'all just let her know any accounts that y'all had. Like we said, let us know if you played these games. Anybody you know played these games, what.
Speaker 2:I'm going to make fun of you a little bit.
Speaker 1:Maybe your name. That's about it.
Speaker 2:I might leak your address your private message that you sent me so what it's all for.
Speaker 1:The lols, right LOLs, come on our guys.
Speaker 2:No, I'm just playing, just be safe, just be smart. I would honestly take this, I guess, to just know. Like I said, no Ouija board. I don't. Personally I don't want to fuck with it, but if y'all going to fuck with it, show me y'all fucking with it. Be my guinea pig.
Speaker 1:But you got any shout outs? I guess we're going to end it off on that note, you know? Thanks, just be safe. Yeah, just be safe.
Speaker 2:Y'all just be safe, all right, the use, the use, the use.
Speaker 1:Same to me, you know. Thank you for everybody that listened. Thank you for liking, subscribing. Turn on notification bell on YouTube, even though I don't post the visuals. I've been slacking, I know, I know I've been slacking. Thank you to all the people that follow us on TikTok. Thank you for liking, bookmarking, sharing the videos, commenting for anybody that did comment. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Like you know, anybody that listens from around the world, you know. Shout out to all the countries that listened to our last episode. You know we don't have TikTok. Well, we didn't have TikTok. We got it back. So I don't know how long we're going to have it back, but we're going to keep posting on there. I usually try and post every Fridayiday, but it's kind of hard to do it because sometimes, like, we're working everything I mean no excuse but it's kind of hard to like manage everything. We're blue-collared we work.
Speaker 1:That's right, but, uh, we try and put that stuff out for everybody. Uh, like I said, um, just be sure to share the videos on tiktok or share our tiktok videos. Share the youtube. Share our podcast in general. Just share the videos on TikTok. Or share our TikTok videos. Share the YouTube. Share our podcast in general. Just share the podcast to like people that you know. You know it's not for everybody. We are trying to restructure it. So if this like itches or scratches that itch that you might have, you know, come hang out with us. Thanks for like being here. We are not specific on certain things, but we try and like put stuff out that we like, things that we enjoy. You know, it's just like hanging out with your friends. Like one day you're going to talk about wrestling, the other day you're going to be talking about scary stories.
Speaker 2:And this is going to be jokes and bullshit throughout the whole. Yeah, it's like just come hang out with us. There's no seriousness in there yet, it's just a couple chill dudes. Yeah, we're just trying to help you pass through the day.
Speaker 1:We're trying to be the lavender in your life. Yeah, we're just the lavender in your life. We're trying to be the eucalyptus in your life. But you know, we're just here to try and help you. Um, hopefully you get a laugh out of this. Hopefully you like. You're like dang, I never thought of it like that, or I've never thought of like looking this up or it's like, but just set like that. You know, we hope we can like entertain you in any form of way. You know that's all we aim. Like aim to do really comically physically, sexually, whatever you want, if you listen to our voices right as you're about to climb it.
Speaker 1:I don't blame you. Send us a video send us a cum tribute fuck it no don't do that. Don't do that, send it to me so I can send it to him, so I can post it on snap. But, um, you know. Again, thank you so much for listening. Thank you for any reoccurring listeners that we do have. You know, it means a lot to us. You know. Hopefully one day we're just going to keep going yeah, yeah we're still doing this for fun.
Speaker 1:You know we love doing this. We love having this time of us being able to spend time together as friends and everything you know, but we hope someday in the future we might bring somebody else on. I mean, obviously we got guests that we have lined up but due to our current situations we can't have guests for technical reasons, technical reasons, for spatial reasons and camera purposes, we cannot have another guest.
Speaker 1:I mean we can, but we're trying to work something we'll see but you know, y'all can let us know if there's anything that y'all want us to talk about, like y'all can just send us a dm or whatever, yeah but um, if you want to find us, look. Find us at Instagram at Cosmic Cove K-O-S-M-I-C underscore C-O-V-E. Find us on YouTube at K-O-S-M-I-C space C-O-V-E. Find us on TikTok at K-O-S-M-I-C underscore C-O-V-E. You know, send us a message. Let us know how your day was. Let us know what your kink is. Let us see your toes.
Speaker 2:No, I'm just joking?
Speaker 1:No, I'm just joking. Fuck it, whip it out. Fuck it, whip it out. We're going inch for inch, inch for inch Hair for hair.
Speaker 2:I hope I don't got more than two.
Speaker 1:But, on a serious note, let us know any stories that y'all might have. I hope they don't got more than two, but um, nah, on a serious note, let us know any stories that y'all might have. You know, I know I'm kind of shooting in the dark right now cause I know like not a lot of people interact, but you know, for the people that do tend to interact or whatever, it's gonna be like a in the future type shit.
Speaker 2:They're gonna be hitting us up for episodes from now, but but y'all and I'm gonna listen to him like what the fuck y'all talking about? What the fuck did I cut right the fuck did we say this when?
Speaker 1:we talking about benadryl abuse, right? I've never done that. I've never done that the fuck but, um, yeah, y'all let us know if there's anything that y'all talk like, want to talk about, or, like I said, y'all just need somebody to talk to or something. You know we're here for ears for everybody, you know.
Speaker 2:Just don't be weird don't be talking about some send me booty hole pics or whatever.
Speaker 1:Bro, I'm not gonna send it for free I was about to say send them hey my cash out right there.
Speaker 2:Right, cash out right there, I'll send it to you, but you gotta pay me. You gotta pay for a lot of light, for a lot of light.
Speaker 1:I think I'm gonna show you these dogs for free, these working man toes, this fungus infested toes.
Speaker 2:Bucket nail.
Speaker 1:But you know, thank you again for listening, thanks for all the love and support y'all give us, thanks for coming back for all the reoccurring listeners. Shout out to my cousin Pepe. Shout out to my boss man. Shout out to my girlfriend. Shout out to my mailman.
Speaker 2:Tie shit, tie shit. Shout out to my girlfriend.
Speaker 1:shout out to my mailman, forget it. Shout out to, uh, my dogs. Shout out to my friends, my family, to everybody. Shout out to the moon fuck it. Shout out to the sun. Shout out to it, really fuck it. Shout out to the ground. No, I'm just joking, but shout out to everybody, like I said, thanks again for listening. Um, I don't know what the next subject's gonna be. We're gonna surprise y'all. He, he, he. Is there anything else that you need to say? Anything that you got coming up, or anything like that? No, if y'all want to come to yayo's uh speeding ticket court games, y'all welcome to come, hey y'all don't cook it.
Speaker 2:That shit gonna be legendary. That shit gonna be legendary. He got something.
Speaker 1:He gotta go if y'all want to see him dress up in a suit and have his attache with him. So so Me pulling up with nothing but Supreme, a one-piece suit.
Speaker 2:I'm pulling up in a Gucci one-suit. Gucci jumpsuit, track, suit Right. A one-piece, a onesie.
Speaker 1:A onesie. I think that's pretty much going to end it off, guys. Or you a onesie, a onesie. I think that's pretty much.
Speaker 2:Gonna end it off, guys, or?
Speaker 1:you know, or gals or gals, or they thems or whatever, y'all not in an offensive way. Thank y'all for listening.
Speaker 2:We'll catch y'all on the next one peace, peace.
