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Ever had a weekend so wild it involved both law enforcement and mistaken identity? Let us take you on a laughter-fueled adventure where a missing phone and a case of mistaken identity turn an ordinary night upside down. From a comical late-night police encounter at home to trying to prove our innocence amidst neighborhood shenanigans, we share tales that blur the line between reality and absurdity. Cue the dramatic monologues and imagined scenarios as we navigate the hilarious tension of these unpredictable moments.
Remember those childhood wrestling matches that transformed your living room into a wrestling ring? We've got nostalgic stories that will whisk you back to days when beds became battlefields and siblings were the fiercest competitors. Through recollections of Lucha Libre legends and playful wrestling fiascos, we explore the vibrant and chaotic spirit of youth. Whether it’s sharing tales of iconic luchadores or recounting epic sibling rivalries, we capture the joy and camaraderie of these shared experiences.
From humorous apologies to hypothetical deportation scenarios, our conversations balance hilarity with the everyday challenges we all face. And don't miss our shoutout to our loyal listeners—we're here to bring you laughter and joy, one chaotic tale at a time!
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Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it.
Speaker 2:Molded by it.
Speaker 1:I see death. Welcome to another episode of Cosmic Coat Family. It's Yayo here with my co-host, reverence. I hope y'all had a good weekend, a good week.
Speaker 2:That's right. That's right what it do, cosmic Hope. Sorry, I had to make sure my phone was on silent. Sí, bueno, señores y señores. Bueno, señores y señores, el elemento de lucha libre.
Speaker 1:En esta escritura metemos a Reverence 184 kilogramos de pura heroína. Wait a minute. What the fuck are they saying?
Speaker 2:They speaking on that brown what it do, cosmic Cove, welcome, welcome to the 33rd episode 33rd episode 3-3.
Speaker 1:Bay 3-3.
Speaker 2:3-3, that's 3 plus 3. That's 6.
Speaker 1:6.
Speaker 2:6 upside down, it's a 9 now 9-9-9.
Speaker 1:Let's go, all right.
Speaker 2:That's right what it do, y'all. When was the last episode we recorded? Friday, saturday. It feels like I haven't been here a minute but at the same time it feels like I was just here. What day was it?
Speaker 1:It was a couple days. It feels like yesterday. It feels like yesterday. Yeah, I ain't tripping, yeah, I ain't tripping.
Speaker 2:It feels like yesterday, since we last saw each other.
Speaker 1:Was it Friday.
Speaker 2:No Thursday.
Speaker 1:Thursday. I think so. Yeah, because it don't. I can't remember, bro. Oh, and then the day before that is that day I chill with the other hoe.
Speaker 2:That was a Sunday. Oh, that was a Saturday. You chill with the Saturday.
Speaker 1:It was a Saturday, yeah, saturday, sunday. I wasn't here Sunday, monday, tuesday I think it was Tuesday, tuesday, wednesday, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Something like that yeah, something like that.
Speaker 2:Something like that Sounds how you doing, bro, how you been.
Speaker 1:I've been pretty good, can't really complain.
Speaker 2:Go ahead, let it off your chest. I let the whole DMV thing and then my uncle's last episode. Sorry, I got a little too aggressive. Nah, nah, nah.
Speaker 1:I said it with my chest, bro. Last episode was so good bro. I woke up like Every episode's good. You right, you right on that. You right, you right. We are setting the bar. At least, I feel like we set in the bar higher and higher it feels like it's so draining to keep y'all entertained yeah, y'all, y'all need y'all understand how tired I get it's.
Speaker 2:It's so tiring, it's so tiring, like for all our five, six listeners that are listening.
Speaker 1:I love you so much, the realest y'all y' send us when we make it big. Send us a reminder. Hey, we were here, Right? Tell us your orgies. First file, right?
Speaker 2:And best I can do is a picture of me on a rug Picture of me, butt-ass naked on a rug, a George Costanza An oil painting of me on a bare rug, butt-ass naked. Best I can do, best I can do On a bare rug Best I can do, best I can do I owe it to y'all.
Speaker 1:We'll cut to it because this shit. I've been itching. I've been itching, bro, spell the T, spell the T. So I'm going to give you all the first version of what really happened and the second version of what I told my mom that happened. Oh, you got two points of views? Yeah, so the one I told my mom. I gassed the fuck out of it. Oh okay she was. I had that woman Stressing bro.
Speaker 2:She but Whole she said, oh my god, the, the, the ice is gonna come.
Speaker 1:And get me, bro, she over here. Hit me with that. I'm gonna call your dad.
Speaker 2:Bro, I've been Holding that shit in forever Bro.
Speaker 1:I'm to call your dad. They're going to come get him too. Full government name, bro. She was giving me a full government name. I'm going to call your dad. I was like nah, nah, chill, chill, chill, chill, bro. Okay, so this is what happened. So this happened Sunday. What day is today? Tuesday?
Speaker 2:Monday.
Speaker 1:The 23rd Damn. So when?
Speaker 2:was this.
Speaker 1:Saturday, friday, it was Friday, it was Friday. This happened Friday, so check this out. I went out to eat. I went out to eat. I came back. I'm chilling. I'm chilling with Shardy Wright, I'm chilling we had just smoked. I'm falling asleep when I hear ho, cop knocked. Though, you know when the cop knocks, you know the knock, you know the knock, you know the knock stood straight up. When I heard that, bro, I'm like why, wow, what could I have done? Me over here, going through a list, what could I possibly? Uh, got myself into this time. What could it be? What did I do? What did I do? People, what did I do? Talking about, yes, officer, my id, so he's reaching, so I get. So I get out there. I get out there. My dogs go crazy. You know my tag dog's barking.
Speaker 2:Oh, this is at your place. Yeah, this is my place. Yeah, this is my place, this is at my place.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this is like 11. Then I got back around 10-ish or something, so it was around 11. Yeah, 11. I 11, yeah 11. I was asleep. I was already asleep, right, mind you, this is a crucial part of the story. I had smoked before going to bed, so I opened up the door. I just woke up. I opened up the door, whole flashlight in my eyes, bro, like bro, whole flashlight. I'm just waking up. So you didn't even know who it was at the time. I didn't know who it was. I could have got switched up on bro, right there, bro, right there would have got you that easily, easy, bro, damn.
Speaker 1:So I step out there and there's a whole light on me. I'm like, and the officer talked to me like hey, we just uh, we over here because, uh, somebody like he didn't know how to tell me either. He was like somebody stole a phone at a church. Me over here. I'm just waking up Five Boy. I hope y'all find him Five, Four, Five Me over here stressing with him Five what we going to do, what we going to do Shit. I said y'all better get on it.
Speaker 2:Y'all better get on this. There's a looking for me.
Speaker 1:Me over here. That's crazy. I guess the officer realized like, yeah, he's not understanding what I'm telling him. He looks at me again. Yeah, so the phone that went missing ping right here to this house, Me over here, Wait a minute.
Speaker 2:Wait a minute, hold on, hold on so he's telling me that wasn't my phone. So telling me, that wasn't my fault. Sorry officer, sorry Sorry, my fault.
Speaker 1:I'm necessarily good like that sometimes.
Speaker 2:My old one was messed up, so somebody left it there.
Speaker 1:So I just figured I'd I was going to trade into it. I figured I might as well do it there. So you know, they tell me that I'm like whoa, what you trying to say now. You calling me a thiever. What you insinuating here, what you trying to say?
Speaker 2:I'm a tax paying American man. I'll be red, white and blue baby.
Speaker 1:So I'm like, fuck, so I got my dog with me, right? So I'm like, what you want me to do? I'm like, well, I don't got it, Not me, give it to the next person, so you know.
Speaker 2:I don't know what to say, bro. What can't you do, bro?
Speaker 1:You're weird bro, cause I'm just standing like In the cold bro. It's cold, bro, I'm like You're shaking.
Speaker 2:I'm shaking, bro. I can tell you're nervous.
Speaker 1:Balls all up in me, bro. Ain't nothing bro. I'm looking like that Specimen from Spice bro. Smooth bro with bro.
Speaker 2:He's like. I can see it in your throat. There's your whole nut sack right here.
Speaker 1:So I'm just standing there, just three dudes standing out there in the cold, whoa, whoa, whoa, what you want me to do. So I tell him like okay, I'm like whoa, let me put my doggies in, let me put some shoes, let me put a, because I went in there just socks and no sweater. I was like'll be right back. He's like okay.
Speaker 2:So I go in there, get dressed, whatever, come back out and I would've closed the door, cut the light off and locked the door nah bruh bruh. I was like I would've opened the back door.
Speaker 1:Good luck catching me nah, I should've opened the back door. Run, run, run. They're out here. They're out here. Ain't nobody running through the woods? I was just sitting there on the wild chase.
Speaker 2:Now I would've threw two things In the thing To make it sound like Somebody jumped in Like took off running.
Speaker 1:He's going through the back. He's going through the back, so he stole my phone too. So I go in Get dressed. I told Shari, stay here. There's cops outside, you know.
Speaker 2:You know.
Speaker 1:So that's part of the story too. Stay right here. There's cops outside, so I go back out there. Right, I go back out there, I'm just. I'm like, so what's going on? I don't know if I'm being investigated, I don't know if I'm a person like. I don't know where I am, I don't know if I'm the victim, or the oh. Like a dream, bro, I know I know whose side I'm on, but I know, know I Shit. Maybe I did do it?
Speaker 2:Did they describe the suspect?
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's tall?
Speaker 2:Uh-huh, how tall is he? Like 5'12". Yeah, that sounds about right 5'12".
Speaker 1:That's great. I used to say 5'12".
Speaker 2:This ain't no joke.
Speaker 1:5'13" 5'13 and what?
Speaker 2:So what happened?
Speaker 1:so they go. I'm talking to the officer and he's like so snitch, snitch so where you been.
Speaker 1:I'm like I've been at Texas Roadhouse. I was like I just got back like an hour ago or so. The one in Greensboro? No, the one in Brennison. Nobody be going to the one in Greensboro. Try and catch me, try and trap me right there, bro, try and catch me. So I was like no dummy. The one in Burlington he's like okay, so he explains to me. He's like yeah, so what happens is that somebody stole a phone from the church. Number one.
Speaker 2:Number one your phone shouldn't be out at church. Your phone should not be out at church. Do better people.
Speaker 1:That's on you really Right there. That was God telling you. You take your phone out one more fucking time. I'm going to steal that shit for real. That was God. That's God. That's how God works. God did God did God did. God works in mysterious ways y'all. There's no reason why I should be out here in this coat. Meet me over here getting played into somebody else's.
Speaker 2:They say why the fuck am I getting it? You're one of God's tough soldiers.
Speaker 1:They say they only give it to the toughest soldiers. I'm not in God, I'm not in you. Good, I'm down here with the weak ones.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to tell somebody else saying I can't do this no more.
Speaker 1:I got too much on my plate, guy Too much, give it to somebody else.
Speaker 2:Some people don't have enough on their plate. Matter of fact, I know this dude in Reese with downtown. Let me bleep that out.
Speaker 1:So that's so. Yeah, so the officer's talking to me and everything and you know we just make smart conversation Me hitting him with that.
Speaker 1:It's getting cold, huh conversation Me hitting with that it's getting cold, huh, while out there in the cold Bitch I'm making small talk conversation. Yeah. So and they start talking about the people, people whose phone got stolen, pulls up, bro. They pull up. Hosts of bourbons bro. I'm like shit bro. I thought it was not a ghost. Chill, chill, chill. Whose phone got stolen? Chill, chill, y'all can have mine. Chill out out. So officer goes over there talking to him. He's asking for my name. Legally, I'm not supposed to tell him my name. I know I'm not. He'll say I know my rights, I know my rights.
Speaker 2:I know I'm not supposed as a US citizen, as a US citizen with a green card.
Speaker 1:I'm not supposed to get my name, so I'm like I could do it in my brain. This is like a whole monologue in my brain, bro. I had to stop time for a second right, had to walk around bro.
Speaker 2:Every frozen place you're over here, walk around him.
Speaker 1:Grab his shit like this. Take his gun, seems right, put it back in. Got your nose.
Speaker 2:That's right he picked his nose, got your nose.
Speaker 1:so it's all happening in my brain. I'm like, okay, so legally by right by law.
Speaker 2:You know, after all the five YouTube videos, youtube shorts, that I've been watching after the five dudes that got switched down by the cops because they refused to provide ID.
Speaker 1:I was like maybe I should cooperate, considering that the house I just walked out of probably smells like weed. You know, you feel me Probably reeks. So I'm like maybe I should cooperate because I know they're going to hit that Well. I smell it coming from your house, so that's probably cost research. I already know I literally saw a video where that happened A dude that was stealing, a dude that was stealing. A dude that was stealing. He had stolen some stuff. They didn't have a search warrant to go into the house but since he didn't want to give their ID and everything, they used the fact that they could smell weed to get into the house and they found what he had stolen.
Speaker 2:I didn't steal Any lawyers listening to this episode. Please let me know in the comments.
Speaker 1:I'm going to need a lawyer at this next part. Any attorneys, Any attorneys trying to do a pro bono? Shout out to your boy, please. I'm like maybe I should cooperate. I don't need to make this bigger than what it already is. They're looking at me like a thief, like a scum.
Speaker 2:Even the people that came up with the law. Okay, so I'll get it All right. My fault, sorry. Go ahead.
Speaker 1:So I was like, let me cooperate. So I get my name, I get my name right, yell that shit. And the cop, just okay, okay. He's like, hey, it's okay if he comes talk to you. I'm like who? He's like the owner of the phone. I'm like, fucking, send him. I don't fucking care, send him, I'll talk to him if I need to.
Speaker 1:So y'all don't put me in handcuffs or make it bigger than it has to be for me. So I'm like I understand somebody stole your phone, but beep that shit or make it make a noise. He's like, nah, it's because they turned it off right here at my house. I'm like, fuck, so on their app or whatever, it's pinging right in front of the house. So I didn't know at first, but it's not pinging in front of the house and obviously my house is right in front of it. So they put in their chain. I stole it because it's pinging right there. So I'm like, look, he's like you don't go to church. I'm like, no, motherfucker, I don't go to church. I went to church. Shit ain't well. No, I don't go to church. He's like it's the one on freeway too. It's the one on freeway. So now I know where they be at. Now I know where they be at Sunday. I'm about to go hunt them.
Speaker 1:You remember that time? You remember that time you put little cops at my door. You were knocking, I was sleeping, I was sleeping. So he's like, he's like they saying three dudes live here, three dudes. I'm like, nah, you bugging, now you got the wrong. He's like nah, the people telling us who Go ask them, whoever's telling y'all that, why you interrogating me? I'm telling you no, fuck, go gather more evidence and then come over here, like, why the fuck you interrogating me? So he's like look, so I don't know if he realized I was being for real or what, but he calmed down. He's like nah, you good, I understand, you know somebody stole your phone, but so we talking, it's the cops, it was the cop, the dude and me talking, we just having a civil conversation, right.
Speaker 1:Then his bitch of a wife pulls up giving me shit, giving me attitude, looking at me like I stole a baby or some shit, bro. She was looking at me like crazy bro. She was looking at me with crazy eyes, bro. And she's like they told me. They told me three dudes with neck tats, neck tats. Now see you fucking up even more Because they were like you don't got no tats. I was like, nah, go ahead and check me. I was about to take my, I was about to get butt naked out there. Check me, I don't got no tats. You good man, you good, I'm about to start taking everything off, bro, Started with my pants. All right, put that back on.
Speaker 2:It's cold. Y'all can start at my dick.
Speaker 1:Open it up and search it, Sir we're having trouble finding this cold weather.
Speaker 2:Warm it up a little bit. Warm it up a little bit. Fucking blow your hands and touch it. Sir, why is there just a bush?
Speaker 1:Hey bro, it it's like 15 degrees out here.
Speaker 2:Sir, are you trans? Did you just assume Jokes and jokes, and jokes? He got a big kid out here. Damn, that's a big bean you got there.
Speaker 1:His lips are falling out. That's my nuts. So his wife's talking crazy to me, like straight up, looking at me, like I'm telling you bro, crazy bro, she pissed me off. I ain't gonna lie, bro, because I was trying to keep it civil calm. You know she over here yelling the shit at me, bro, I'm like all right bitch. You know you're like I was cool talking to your husband and everything, but you came over here, you getting up in man's shit right now. You're getting up here. You know we have a gentleman conversation. You over here fucking with the flow, even the cop, because she was like pointing at her phone and like she was just being loud.
Speaker 2:So even the cop turned around, but he was like bro, like.
Speaker 1:I was like I looked around, what am I supposed to do? Like she berating me, like can I tell y'all, like get this bitch out of my face, like respectfully, or like all right, well, go ask the people. I got fed up with her. I was like go ask the people, then Go find your fucking phone. Then I'm trying over here, talk to you nicely. You over here, go find your fucking phone, turn around.
Speaker 1:So they left, tell me how to go to the neighbor's house. They're like oh we, because she kept asking if I went to church in church. I was like no, I don't go to church, bro, and about the three people live there. I'm like, bro, it's just me, what like like oh, the neighbor across the street. So she said I don't know if it wasn't there, but she said that someone that lived there told her that three dudes with necktacks lived at my house the neighbor across the street I don't know, like I don't know if it was the one who had a truck go into his house, I don't know if it was him, like damn that said it.
Speaker 1:But apparently they go to the same church and I only know this because they literally turned around and then went. She's like, well, I'm going to go talk to the lady. I was like, all right, go talked to the dude literally in front of me, the one with the truck and everything. At this point Shardy comes out right and she's like, oh, what happened? I'm like, bro and Kyle's like well, a phone got stolen. Were you here? Start asking her questions. So now she's going to say Outback, you fucking up the story, you fucking up the alibi.
Speaker 2:Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 1:First she's out of that. Then she gonna say, well, we find the phone, we'll call you. Let you know. No, bitch Ain't no if we find the phone, cause we not gonna find the phone. There's not a phone here to be found. I know there's nothing on my property that resembles that fucking phone. I know there's not. Why the fuck you come out here talking about if we find it, we gonna let you know. No, bitch Ain't no if we find it.
Speaker 2:Bro, I don't know who she is. Get the fuck back and stop this man talking out here. You and you Get out of here. I got you, bro. I got you, dumped you up and everything.
Speaker 1:Bro I'm talking about. I came out there because I was nervous for you. Stop being nervous for me.
Speaker 2:I'm good, this is why y'all gotta keep y'all two cents out the fucking conversation bro, fuck bro.
Speaker 1:As soon as he said that, go ahead, lock me up, started turning around. Go ahead. What did?
Speaker 2:the cop say he said so.
Speaker 1:I thought you was that no, he just said uh, he said okay and he like left. So that was before the girl started talking. Well, no, that was after the girl started talking to the other female. So she goes, okay. So then the cops, you know they go and talk to the neighbor. Then the cop comes and talks to me and her and they're like I'm not saying y'all got it, Just know that we might have to send some detectives out here to figure out who has it. You know what I'm saying. If you have the phone, you can give it to them. There ain't gonna be no problem. But if we got to do more investigating, we find that y'all do have it, then there's gonna be charges. I was like no I understand.
Speaker 1:I was like I wasn't worried because I'm like I don't have the phone, you know. So I wasn't worried and so the counselor is super cool. They were just like, well, yeah, you can go back in, like we don't see what they say or do. So I was like all right, so I go back in. I'm chilling. Low-key bitch had me hot, bro, Both of them. Both of them had me hot. Hot as a motherfucker bro, Hot as a motherfucker. Shut the fuck up. So I'm chilling, right, I'm chilling in bed. Maybe like 30 minutes go by. I'm just hearing doors shutting. I'm hearing cars pull up. I'm hearing like like damn, bro, ain't no me over here. They about to swap the house. They about to me over here, me and my dogs come here, baby. They about to shoot the shit out of us man Me over here whole shot.
Speaker 1:You just point to the.
Speaker 2:I swear to God, all they hear is the toilet going Me flushing everything as soon as I get to that, flush it bitch, flush it, flush it, take it all Take it all, swallow it, swallow it. Fuck, hurry up, either you go in the jail.
Speaker 1:I'm not going.
Speaker 2:I'm not going. I'm not built for it. You know what they would do to me With this fine piece of meat. You know what happened to this good piece of 512 meat in the prison. You know what this shit goes for. They'd have a field day.
Speaker 1:It'd be a national holiday. So, bro, I'm just there stressing, bro, me and Bob, light up again. Goddamn, these motherfuckers got me stressing. So I, finally, I'm about to go to bed again.
Speaker 1:right, I'm like passing out you know, when I hear knocking again, same knocking I'm like fuck, they came back around. Fuck Me already. Know, as soon as I step out, all right, I'm going to go ahead and need you to step out, put your hands out of your pockets. I'm like, I'm getting ready for that, right. I see the officer well, one of the officers and I see the, the wives, the, the, the husband. I see the husband of the, of the family of the people that lost their phone, of the victims. You could say whatever. All right, man, he, I open up. I'm like what's up, what's up, bitch. So so he's like, uh, I just want to apologize because we found the phone. So apparently that lady across the street somehow picked it up, put it in her pocket, or like. Sometimes, she told him that she got mixed up and thought it was her phone. That's the same shit. I said Bitch.
Speaker 2:I thought you were a ditty. If I would have said that, I would have had guns drawn on me. They would have put me on the ground, face on the pavement, like this. Fuck, man, fuck.
Speaker 1:Sorry, officer, I didn't know.
Speaker 2:Me at the courtroom my bad.
Speaker 1:Hey, yo my fault Sorry y'all hey yo. Big J, my fault, I got a little silly. I got a little carried away right there, I lost myself. It was a full silly. I got a little carried away right there, I lost myself. It was a full moon.
Speaker 2:The Fent got me acting up.
Speaker 1:The car Fent got me acting up the Fenty car. So yeah, the dude apologized, which I mean. To be fair, he didn't have to do that.
Speaker 2:He should have gone on his knees and Right in front of the officer. Hey, turn your camera on. Hey, get the wife over here too. Tell her.
Speaker 1:I got nuts for her. But so he was like yeah. So somehow he was like yeah. So apparently it was. It wasn't even the dudes with neck tats, or it wasn't even three dudes, it was just apparently. She somehow picked up the phone.
Speaker 2:Wait. So where'd the dudes with neck tats come from? Nah, bro.
Speaker 1:Bro, they had me out there. You don't got tattoos, you don't got. No, nobody lives here with neck tattoos. No, bitch, that shit had me. So that shit had me. So, no bitch. You asked the same question. No, no, get the.
Speaker 2:Get the fuck back. Beep, beep Ah.
Speaker 1:Bro, I would Bro, hey, hey bro.
Speaker 2:No, I understand, I got a bout. I got a bout, I got a bout. I understand. I understand completely, bro, that shit be. How about grapple? Let me put my hair down, I'm a bitch right now. Bing bing, oh bro.
Speaker 1:Sharkeesha knows, goes back inside. What the fuck you talking to them? What the fuck Fuck you talking. Fuck you talk, fuck. It's all jokes, it's all jokes, it's all jokes um, damn bro.
Speaker 2:So so the neighbor across the street was the one who had the phone, if I'm not fucking up if I'm not fucking up to what I saw and what I heard.
Speaker 1:They didn't leave. It was just all the cars pulled up and everything was inside the house like they didn't leave. They were just out there talking to the lady or whatever.
Speaker 2:But that senora right there in front of you is like my teacher too, bro.
Speaker 1:She's like so.
Speaker 2:For real, bro. She can speak the gossip about nothing.
Speaker 1:Remember that one time they had their trunk open while we were out there grilling me, and they had their trunk open the whole time, bro, I swear that was just bait, bro. They were trying to see if we got close to it or anything, because they left that thing open and they kept unlocking it or making the lights come out. They do that shit a lot, bro. They be trying to bait people. I feel like, bro, I don't know. But yeah, bro, so apparently she's the one. I think so, if I'm not mistaken. I mean, I don't know who else, I don't know who else.
Speaker 1:Well, she accidentally Picked her, picked the phone, thinking it was hers. But when I pick up my phone, first thing I do Hit the lock button. If I don't see it's my Screen, it's my screen. Back then, when I had an iPhone, I was like you know, that was the main thing, cause everybody has iPhones, you know, and right in my screen, it ain't my phone, that's not mine, I don't know how you. And then it so happened to die as soon as you got there, was it dead? They said it was dead, because that's why the lady was pissed, because she was like they tried to, they tried to ping it, and the last ping it gave before it died was right there. Yeah, they were saying in front of my house, but it was literally right just to die the other house was over there.
Speaker 1:but since they knew them, or they knew they wanted church, it was them, it wasn't them basically, I would have been talking shit.
Speaker 2:Ya ves La gente que va a la pinche iglesia, blah, blah, blah. This and that, bro, Bro they lucky I would have been talking shit, bro I couldn't bro.
Speaker 1:I couldn't, bro, because I was like I don't want to make this, I don't want to make it bigger. I was like I got to play smart. Right now, I got to play smart. Last thing I need to do is go inside the house.
Speaker 2:Well, well, well. What is this? No, bro, they can't do nothing, bro, they can't go in there, bro, trust me.
Speaker 1:I've seen a couple YouTube videos Me and Higgins. I must have skipped that 15 seconds.
Speaker 2:Oh no, me looking at the visible camera like this Whoops, you get one phone call. Hey yo bro. I ain't going to make it to the podcast, bro, but I got this crazy story when.
Speaker 1:I make bills. Where's your bill at? One million dollars. What?
Speaker 2:the fuck. You said the world, the moon.
Speaker 1:Tonight I kidnapped the moon Like Dr Evil.
Speaker 2:We're going to need one million dollars. Damn bro. So what ended up happening after that? What?
Speaker 1:else happened. That was pretty good. That was it, bro. The wife didn't come out and say anything. Nah, fuck that bitch bro. She didn't come out. I knew that bitch wasn't bro. If she were bro For real. That time, bro, if she were bro, bitch had me hot bro. It was cold. It stopped being cold for a second, bro, when she was this bitch.
Speaker 2:Barking at me.
Speaker 1:I was, I was looking around, like Jim During the office, looking into the camera. Hold my hand In my head. This bitch don't know. I'll fucking do it. This bitch don't know. Fuck a cop in front of me, I'll do it. Bro, terry got me a little phone. Fuck, you worried About your phone phone? Why you so worried? Cheating ass bitch bro. That's the only person that be so worried About their phone.
Speaker 2:Cheaters, bro Cheaters, the only person For real, bro they so worried About their phone.
Speaker 1:That phone go missing.
Speaker 2:It's like Me with all my Banking information On my phone.
Speaker 1:Bro, I tell y'all Cheaters bro.
Speaker 2:Y'all so worried. That's like your wallet too, I bet. I bet y'all worried About losing your wallet, nah that ain't Cheaters.
Speaker 1:Cheaters, motherfucking cheaters no, but damn bro bro, all that, but the first time trying to open up the door, bro, I was going through like a wave of like. Ain't no way they called me over here, ain't no way they called the car. You know, I've been, I've been doing this before everybody else was here. I've been doing this since day one. How you gonna call now, bitch? How you gonna call?
Speaker 2:now, damn bro. And then uh they just let. They just took the phone from the lady, but it's okay, it's a. It's a I don't know what I didn't ask them what they?
Speaker 1:uh, no, I would have got all the tea, bro. I didn't even because at the point, at that moment, I wasn't like, I wasn't thinking about that. I was just thinking like, all right, so I'm free. So so I got away, so they're not gonna leave. I was like, oh, so you're not here for the bodies, oh okay, so yeah, bro, I was just happy at that point. I was just happy like, okay, it's done. I'm not like a suspect, I'm not. They're gone, that's all I was.
Speaker 2:That's why I got to tell the story now. That's why I got to tell the story now. I was soothing for what's it called Defamation. Defamation Y'all defamated my name.
Speaker 1:And the cosmic code Speaking of my name for real, for real, bro, I should have, I should have that interview would have been mine.
Speaker 2:Yeah, y'all got to walk home. That phone Mine too. Don't even delete it, Damn bro. So what'd you tell your?
Speaker 1:mom. Okay, so that's what I, because I told my buds the next day, right going to work, and then I was like you should fuck with mom. I was like how he's like tell the same story but change it up. I was like you right. I was like we instantly started like larking there, you right, he's like he's like making some crazy shit, so this is the story that I came up with.
Speaker 1:Tell them. I couldn't bear to do the whole story the way I wanted to, because my mom was fucking losing it, bro. She was like we're going to call the lawyers, we're going to call your dad, we're going to call the lawyers. I'm calling the city, I'm calling everybody. I was like, ah, ah, ah, give me that bitch's name. Oh yeah, she was like that. And who the fuck was it? Who the fuck was it? Do I know? Go to church. Wow, fucking, find that bitch.
Speaker 2:If I fucking see it, that's crazy. Right there, crash it out at church. Hey, cual hijo de puta. Hey, she'll do it too. She'll do it too. Which one of y'all ugly bitches? Which one of y'all hairy armed Mexican ugly dirty? Bitches With the stanky pussy bitches. Which one of it was y'all? Which one was?
Speaker 1:it.
Speaker 2:Hairy-ass armpits so.
Speaker 1:I told my mom.
Speaker 2:I was like alright.
Speaker 1:So I was like I was like mom, you want me to leave? I was like I just got out of jail.
Speaker 2:She was like what the fuck you talking about.
Speaker 1:I was like, yeah, I had Willie come bail me out last night, who put me into this. Rebels come bail me out last night. She was like what?
Speaker 2:Why, why?
Speaker 1:I was like tell him. I need that back I was like look, so yesterday they knocked on my door right and she's like no, you being for real, you being for real. They knocked on my door last night. I'm telling you, I just got out, I'm going to start crying. I was, bro. That was planned. That was planned for later down the story. Bro, that was planned bro.
Speaker 2:Yo, uno inocente que está trabajando echándole ganas a este pinche, maldita pobreza de vida.
Speaker 1:For all my English listeners. I say it for a man that's hardworking and trying to get through this poor life.
Speaker 1:That was good. That was good. I felt it right there. That's what I wanted to say. That's what I wanted to say out there. I'm an honest working man. I don't need. I'm a tax paying man. You could have called me a drug addict. You could have called me a tax evader. You could have called me a drug addict. You could have called me a tax evader. You could have called me a. You could have called me gay. You could have called me. You could have called me a scammer. You could have called me a. You could have called me a deadbeat. And I ain't got no kids. Fuck them. Dogs too. You could have called me anything but a thief A thief you you bitch.
Speaker 2:That's where I draw the line.
Speaker 1:That, that, that's where I draw the line, rob. I went crazy in there, bitch, rob, I went, oh no, so what's your?
Speaker 2:So I told my mom I was like, so I knock, I open the door.
Speaker 1:I'm like, I open the door. I'm like I open the door. I'm like, mind you, I'm just waking up. I had you know. I'm just waking up, Tell me how. They hit me with flashlights in my eyes so I couldn't see what's happening and all of a sudden I just get grabbed, they pull me, they pull me down. You know, I get the fuck down. You fucking dirty spit, oh shit. And they got guns running on me, they got my face in the ground and they're like you fucking stole a phone, you piece of shit. And my mom's over here, loosey, no, no, she's like, no, no, no. Stop, like if she was there. She's like, no, stop Down, up, down, up.
Speaker 2:My mom was breaking down. She's like Over her, backing up against the wall, holding her chest.
Speaker 1:I'm like, and they're telling me, you stole a phone. I was like they hit me. I was like, look, I got boozes, I got boozes for something. I was like, look, I got boozes back here, I'm over here. She over here got him a phone. She's like no, we calling the Lord right now, we going right now.
Speaker 2:We going right now.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, I'm like they got me in the head because I was like, look, that's my wrist, I fucked up right now. And they threw me in the back of the car. And then some dude came. I was like some woman, some dude came over here and they started saying that I stole the phone and they're saying that I was at church. But I was like no, I wasn't at church. My mom was losing it, bro, my mom was losing it. And she was like so, wait, wait. I was in the back of the car and he was like my mom over here, you should have called me, you should have called your brother. She's like that's. When I told you, Call me, Call me. I was like what were you going to do? I would have been there with the lawyer 12 o'clock at night and she's like I was like I couldn't call you.
Speaker 1:I was handcuffed, I couldn't call you, and she was like you should figure out a way. I was like alright, what the fuck you want me to do?
Speaker 2:I'm handcuffed. Telepathic ring ring, you're not picking up. You're not picking up why the fuck are you not picking up when I need you?
Speaker 1:you fucking voice on her head. She wakes up. If you're listening to this, you didn't pick up, so but I had to stop the joke right there. I had to stop it cause she was like she was breaking down, she was losing it, bro. She was like you better tell me you're playing. I'm calling your dad right now. I'm calling your dad, we're going to the lawyers right now. She's like that's not right. That's not right. They violate your civil laws, civil rights and everything. Let me over here, ah.
Speaker 2:I can't believe you believe me.
Speaker 1:You know how silly I get.
Speaker 2:You know how silly Goose from time to time.
Speaker 1:Almost as silly as stealing a phone from church, so yeah, so I had to stop the joke right there, but it was going to go crazy. I was at one point we planned on I was going to tear down like break down, crying. I was going to say I was at the jail cell and I got violently raped at the jail cell. Nah, it was going to go crazy, bro. It was going to go crazy, bro, it was going to go crazy, had to let it go.
Speaker 2:Had to let it go. She couldn't get to it. Sometimes she wouldn't be able to withstand all that, bro. She wouldn't have been able to.
Speaker 1:Me, I was perfectly fine. Nah, bro, it was going to go crazy.
Speaker 2:What did Jay say the whole time that?
Speaker 1:was happening. So Jay already knew he didn't know all that but he kind of caught on that I was just bullshitting so he was acting shocked and surprised through the whole thing.
Speaker 2:And he was like, listen to him, listen to what they did to him. You talk about somebody that's straight up a gaslighting pro, that man, jerrubio, gaslighter for real.
Speaker 1:That motherfucker be gaslighting me sometimes.
Speaker 2:But I be like maybe he's right.
Speaker 1:Then I be like wait, wait a minute. But yeah, bro, that's a Damn, I've been holding that Damn, I've been holding that. I've been holding that, bro. I've been waiting on that T To tell you bro.
Speaker 2:Damn bruh. So you a victim of Abuse Of the by my own people, bro, it be your own people, it be your own bro. You see how your own people Be treating each other Talking about.
Speaker 1:You got neck tats and shit Bitch where Just cause my hair smell like Zod on me. I got neck tats.
Speaker 2:Right, please now.
Speaker 1:Please. I smoke and drink coffee.
Speaker 2:Please Got whamas no. I'm like an inspiring actor. Yes, I dabble in the drugs, but no, I'm at least classy about it.
Speaker 1:Yes, I'm eight tabs into lsd right now, but so what?
Speaker 2:so what my, your fingers are octopuses this adderall helps me think I can't help it but it was yeah, I was just mainly worried about that.
Speaker 1:I was like, let me cooperate here. I felt like I was playing jenna my tricks.
Speaker 2:There's nothing in this house it seems like there's nothing in this house.
Speaker 1:These are not the phones you're looking for.
Speaker 2:Bro, I would have went inside, got ready and had like four phones and just dropped them right there. Whoops.
Speaker 1:Is that yours? No, that's mine Distraction. I would have threw them on the floor and ran home.
Speaker 1:It was going to be like that video where this dude walks by a bunch of cops in Russia and a gun falls out of his pocket oh shit, but it was like it was a joke, obviously, but like all the cops were like cause, they were like lined up and they all started looking like this like what the fuck that would've been me? But walking past them, three alpha ones just fall out of my pocket. Oh my fault, pick me back up. I would have looked at him.
Speaker 2:Good luck catching me. Start running on all fours.
Speaker 1:Nah, I should have came. I should have came out, then went back inside, went out there oh, which one is this? Is your phone. I don't know when you say you lost. Nah, I haven't been to the church.
Speaker 2:Damn bro. I saw you. This one On the low, give me a good special.
Speaker 1:Holiday special. I just found it, I mean, I just got it, I just got it, I just bought it, I just bought it, I just bought it.
Speaker 2:Damn bro, but yeah bro, everything was cool.
Speaker 1:It was officers are pretty cool. Chill dudes, shout out, shout out to the officers. Really they were the cool they was like. I've seen videos where officers you know it goes, it goes south very never mind.
Speaker 2:I'm not even going to get that deep into it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I try to be polite, I try to be compliant. Compliance, I don't know what the fuck the word is. Yeah, I was like whatever you need, just don't come into the house, can?
Speaker 2:I use your restroom Restroom. My toilet just ran away, I don't miss shit, my weed don't flush.
Speaker 1:What did you say? So if you use the bathroom, I shit, my weed, my shit looks like weed. Funny enough. Funny enough, wrapped up and everything.
Speaker 2:My dog just went to some dude's house and he ate all his weed.
Speaker 1:He shitting it out now as we speak. Nah, bro. So yeah, it was Damn bro, it was crazy. It's alright, come out, that was some bullshit.
Speaker 2:But you beat the K's bro, I beat the K's bro, I beat the K's bro 1-0.
Speaker 1:I beat the K's 1-0. I'm 3-0 now, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:That's right, that's right. 3 I'm up, I'm up.
Speaker 1:Good luck catching me, officer. You almost had me officer Officer Monroe.
Speaker 2:You almost had me.
Speaker 1:You would have become a sergeant with that wrist.
Speaker 2:You almost hit me. Your wife would have came back if you would have got promoted, but now she's with me. How does it feel to lose the biggest case in history.
Speaker 1:Your wife would have came back if you would have got promoted, but now she's with me.
Speaker 2:How does?
Speaker 1:it feel to lose the biggest case in history.
Speaker 2:You were right on my trail, but you got cold feet at the end.
Speaker 1:Better luck next time, detective. Better luck next time, bro. It was. I was feeling like you ever seen Dexter Mm-hmm. You know how he be going flashbacks Wait, it was. It was almost feeling like you ever seen Dexter Mm-hmm, you know how he be going with flashbacks.
Speaker 2:Wait, wait, wait. Dexter's Lab. No, dexter's Laboratory, the show does Okay.
Speaker 1:I've only seen like clips of it. Apparently he'd be like killing people or like I think he'd be killing like bad people or something, but he'd be head when he tries to play it out. It's almost like Sherlock Holmes where he plays it out and it kind of like he try to make the biggest, like the best outcome of his plan without getting caught. That's how it was. I was trying to navigate through it but I was like had to be careful what I said. One fuck up.
Speaker 2:They were reading my body language. I had to be stiff the whole time, hands literally by my side.
Speaker 1:It was cold out there, I was sweating, but yeah, bro, that was Damn, that was it bro, that's it bro. Nothing too crazy, something calm, something calm, something calm. It was all good bro, that interaction, good bro, that interaction. The, the females made it 10 times worse bro.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you that bro that had a flair to it that keep it exciting the moment she said I'll back, bitch, I'll back if you had a receipt, it'd been all right bro that's the thing.
Speaker 1:I usually get a receipt, but I pay cash receipts though. So so they were taking forever. So I just gave, gave the girl because I was trying to leave, like I was. I was tired, so she gave me the, she gave me the uh, the total. I paid cash, gave me the tip. She's like you want to see. All right, no, it's, it's okay, just keep it, because I knew it was gonna take forever to come back give me the receipt.
Speaker 2:I was I was trying to leave now y'all know if y'all ever need you always need to have the receipt, just in case you need to beat a case Like, yeah yo.
Speaker 1:Yeah, keep receipts Literally. Keep receipts Literally the one time I don't, bro, because they always give me, they always, but always, and I'd be like mad as hell because I got too many. But I told them y'all can call up there. Y'all can call up there, check the camera, check the camera.
Speaker 2:We was just there. My bed was crazy. My bed was fresh as fuck.
Speaker 1:I tell you right now, whoever had a Givenchy, all that motherfucker Was winning the shit Out of that shit Flyers motherfucker that's me right there, that's me eating.
Speaker 2:Both with the fish and the food.
Speaker 1:You see, watch out, slippery, when wet Signed right there Beside me. You see the drip. Damn bro. Yeah, bro, I was panicking a little bit.
Speaker 2:It's right there beside me you see the drip baby, Damn bro.
Speaker 1:Yeah bro, I was panicking a little bit. I ain't going to lie bro, Me, me, Should I reach?
Speaker 2:for it.
Speaker 1:It's just those thighs of me popping in. I was like I wonder, I wonder if he's faster than me. I wonder if that shit it said level four rated plates I wonder I almost bro.
Speaker 2:I want that. I'm old bro. I almost found out. Oh no, bro, play it safe. Bro, play it safe. We got the cosmic code. We got to keep it on.
Speaker 1:That's what I was thinking about. I was like I can't fuck it up. Got to play it cool. Got to play it cool, Got to.
Speaker 2:I got to bring a story.
Speaker 1:Luckily I have a platform we can speak about it on it. Bring Justice, Yayo 2025.
Speaker 2:Right Justice for Yayo 2025. There you go, there you go, have a whole ad campaign and everything Right.
Speaker 1:Maybe 2026. Become president, who knows? You know what?
Speaker 2:Since I got so much funds on my GoFundMe for my trauma at the DMV, I'm going to support you. I'm in trouble at the DMV, yeah, because you know they scarred me mentally and you know I felt. I got PTSD of going to the DMV again. So thank you for everyone who donated to my cause.
Speaker 1:That's why I haven't gone back.
Speaker 2:That's why I haven't paid my tags on my vehicles.
Speaker 1:Hey, really you don't need to pay that, really that's just a. That's just a suggestion. That's just a suggestion really.
Speaker 2:If you see, at the bottom it says maybe Maybe that's the only thing that happened then there was nothing else crazy that happened.
Speaker 1:No, that's crazy. I mean, if it did that shit going to be hard to top for this that week. That shit was intense. I wish I would have recorded. Just woken up, first thing I see is a flashlight. Bro. I'm telling you, bro, he said that was a rock. Somebody stole a phone at the church. I'm over here, fuck. I hope y'all find him. Have a good day, officer Shit. Let me know if you find him.
Speaker 2:I don't know why you wanted to tell me that, but I appreciate it.
Speaker 1:I appreciate you. Sugar said safe out there. Motherfucker, steal the phone, walk back in. Got to be safe.
Speaker 2:I get the phone back in, stop resisting. He was running, he was running. That was it, bro. That was it really. That was good, though that was pretty. We hope y'all liked that. That was pretty entertaining, the stuff that.
Speaker 1:Yayo does for all y'all the things I do At that moment. I had to stop time again. I had to stop time again. Go, put the phone in that lady's purse, come back, be over here.
Speaker 2:Content. Damn bro, that's crazy.
Speaker 1:You're telling me, bro, I walk out there, shit Police. What are you, fine gentlemen, doing here? Be over there with the whole smell of weed coming out of it, whole smell. That was the only thing I was worried about. I was like, but I know these motherfuckers, I know if I don't cooperate, they gonna hit that. I always smell like it. I literally like I said but I seen that shit in the video, bro well, that and only that. And then the lady was acting too erratic too, she wasn't cooperating, so I feel like that's why they went that way. But I was like, hey, you got my name. Anything you need, anything you need, player, anything you need, you need some bud.
Speaker 2:I got you, you need some.
Speaker 1:Me, you here? Hey, I know a dude that be selling out the room.
Speaker 2:Boy, you have nothing to do with the case. That dude over there said Joy. That lady is cheating on her husband. I seen her sucking dick behind that trash can two times, and one of them was.
Speaker 1:I was about to say that. Oh, oh. And then my father. And then I remember what I was like. That was the point where I got nervous. I was like, but it's cause I went out there. I was out there. I felt I was just putting my hands in my pocket, but I had a cart in my pocket. I was like, ah. I was like I'll hold that. He's trying to hit me with that. Hey, let me stop you right quick. Ah, ah.
Speaker 2:I didn't get there. All right, it's on my turn. He planted it in there it wasn't mine.
Speaker 1:Ah, wait, no, oh, I think that's when Shadi went out there. She said that, don't you. I was like why did I get nervous? I remember getting nervous. That's why I was like fuck, I remember looking to the floor Fuck, it's like.
Speaker 2:Why are you freezing up like that? You seem like you just came up to a realization that you felt something inside your pocket and don't want to make any more eye contact with me, put that hand on my shoulder.
Speaker 1:That's coming up with the conclusion and talking to yourself and your consciousness, but I don't know it's just a thought on the whim, me just looking into the grass, just drooling, but at least nothing happened, bro, Nah, nothing happened yeah, like I said, worst case scenario Evil prevails. Got away. You're too slow, dr Sherlock, you're too slow. Damn bro, all right. Yeah, that's it All right.
Speaker 2:That's going to lead to today's. God damn, I told you that was. It's all right, bro, we're gonna be talking about um. We're just gonna do, like a quick uh, which would you rather do? The lucha libre, or would you rather do the cartoons? We do lucha libre.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because I feel like you got good yeah, I got some yeah, so so this could be all you then.
Speaker 2:Right, you got it bro I mean I know a little bit, but I really don't know much about the Mexican Lucha Libre.
Speaker 1:I have a couple facts, but Okay, okay, so a little quick fun fact.
Speaker 2:Let the English speakers know what Lucha Libre is bro.
Speaker 1:Lucha Libre means free fire. No, I'm kidding. Sponsored by oh wait.
Speaker 2:Free fire, get free fire, sleep free fire. Tengo que jugar el free fire, bro. Go to sleep, bro.
Speaker 1:You'll be playing this tomorrow, bro oh, that game, be we not gonna talk about that. But anyways, so Lucha Libre is just it's Mexican wrestling.
Speaker 2:It's just, it's like freestyle wrestling.
Speaker 1:It's just freestyle wrestling, it's. Uh, I've noticed, okay, so I used to see that. I haven't seen that in forever, but when I was younger I used to see a lot uh that's like one of the few things about they actually let me like watch with them. That wasn't somehow wasn't too violent.
Speaker 1:Meanwhile, motherfuckers getting their hair put into barbed wire, uh uh bells into a breaking, breaking lamps on their head, motherfuckers bleeding now. Motherfuckers I see a motherfucker, uh, climb all the way to the top, to the very top, like. He got on this uh pole from where the light fixtures were at, threw himself from up there bro. Oh shit, and he lived all the way to the top, to the very top. He got on this pole from where the light fixtures were at, threw himself from up there bro.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, and he lived, and he lived. Hell, no, bro, that shit was crazy, bro.
Speaker 1:It was that. And porn, two of the finest things ever created. Mark, baby, damn bro, somehow that wasn't too violent. That. El Chavo de mark, baby damn bro, somehow that wasn't too violent. That, hey, I could watch that at any time, but don't, don't be putting no, uh pokemon, no pokemon, because that shit was evil, that shit was the devil's work right there, get that satan, satanic stuff out of my home, out of this taxpaying household.
Speaker 2:I know you said something about y'all actually got nicknames for like Luchador Nicknames.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so they got their. I don't know if it's much as nicknames, it's just. Oh Well, I thought.
Speaker 2:Bossman gave y'all nicknames Like didn't he give us, didn't he give us, nah, or he referenced y'all to Luchador.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, he would reference us to. So I was skinny, I was referenced to La Parca, so it was this dude that was dressed up as basically Death. Oh, shit. Yeah, he was like he was, just he was his outfit, with a full body suit, with bones on the outside like paint, like painted on or whatever so yeah, so that was him, bro, that dude, legit bro, that dude right there, respect to that dude.
Speaker 1:that motherfucker kept me entertained, for, bro, he gave me some of the best moves to try my brothers ever. Bro, that motherfucker right there. Bro, I seen him one time. He was the one that actually got his head put into a barbed wire like a roll of barbed wire. So they put it right there. And then they grabbed him, they jumped off. Oh shit, put his head right there but his head was like all cut up, bleeding and shit. Damn Motherfucker came back, came back, grabbed him, grabbed another dude and broke him, grabbed him and broke him on the table with uh, with um, those those light rods?
Speaker 2:what are those phosphorus um? I know what you're talking about, like those rods.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the tubes, the tube, tube ladder yeah, broke a bunch of those. She got crazy, bro. I think he won that time. That motherfucker, so that my brother my brother was El Porqui, it was this big motherfucker, bro, big motherfucker, he used to do this dance it's like la bomba, like I forgot. I forgot how it went, but that shit was. He would do a little dance and he would wipe the, the towel between his his ass and everything ay for a big dude that motherfucker could move, bruh I'm talking about.
Speaker 1:He was like cause you know how that bounce off the, off the ropes, he'll go bounce it like he would pick up speed. Motherfucker was like ping pong inside that shit, but he would pick up speed as soon as he grabbed somebody.
Speaker 2:Throw him down, bruh, that was a full dude bruh damn full dude bro like it was.
Speaker 1:It was different, I don't know. Maybe it's a nostalgia, just as a kid like I watched that and then we started watching with my mom uh wwe raw not the same, bro, not the same not the same. Like I understand w now wwe raw.
Speaker 2:I'm not saying it's bad, I'm not saying it's it's good, but it's different because that'd be like backyard wrestling compared to like professional, like exactly yeah, because, yeah, because wwe raw is very like, obviously professional, like backyard wrestling compared to like professional, like stage.
Speaker 1:Exactly, yeah, because WWE is very like. Obviously, professional is more. I don't know if it's well, it's choreographed. That's what it's called, choreographed.
Speaker 2:Entertaining, entertaining. It's good yeah.
Speaker 1:Lucha Libre. That shit was a set show like 10 dudes fighting bro inside of a cage.
Speaker 2:All at one time.
Speaker 1:All at one time bro.
Speaker 1:And they would throw weapons and everything in that shit, bro. Like I said, I don't know what was real, what was fake. Hey, when that blood started pouring, that shit looked pretty real to me bro. I don't know what, but, like I'm saying, they had bar wires, they had, bro, they had, yeah, bro, he was bleeding all over the arena and everything but shit was Damn bro. Shit would get crazy bro. Then this other movie got like they put hooks on him and then they tore him out. Shit was crazy bro.
Speaker 2:Like I said I don't know if it was script, because I know you can do that too he was watching a snuff film. This ain't no wrestling match.
Speaker 1:Then this dude got his head cut off and then they Fucked it. You know just kids today but I couldn't watch Pokemon. But Pokemon was bad. Pokemon is devil work, so just a little quick fun fact. So my dad actually wanted to be a luchador.
Speaker 2:That's what it was right, yeah.
Speaker 1:He wanted to be a wrestler.
Speaker 2:He's a pretty big dude bro.
Speaker 1:So I didn't like that. Motherfucker used to be huge, but like now he's well, now he's to me. He seems small now, like he seems.
Speaker 2:but but it's just like with age too. Yeah, that's just age.
Speaker 1:He an old dude? Yeah, he an old dude, he doesn't. He got too many health problems for him to be doing all that. But how?
Speaker 2:to lay all that red meat bro.
Speaker 1:So he uh it's funny because so he was going to go to a trial, so he used to go to the gym or he used to run, because he said from his house I don't know how many miles he used to run Through the jungle To, yeah, through, yeah, he used to just run that shit in there without assuring anything. I want to say he used to look like, uh, Johnny Bravo, oh shit, Like you know how he be, like that and like cause he say I don't say he had like a small waist, Cause that's all that man would try, but he was training, Like he actually was like training to be a lucha. You know how the motherfuckers be built, but look like El Santo bro, and like Ramsey's bro, Bro, like Ramsey's.
Speaker 2:From Nacho Libre Ramsey's number one.
Speaker 1:Ramsey's number one, ramsey's number one. But so I think he he was like. He was like God sent me a signal if I should do this or not, cause he he's religious. So he was like if I should do this, blah, blah, blah. Right, someone's gonna get sick. The next day he got, he got. He got a like a fever for like the. He had like for four, four, seven days, I think. He had a fever and the trials were the next, like I think he got like a day or two days before the tryouts Dang and he was basically already in. All he had to do was show up, because I think he knew somebody in there or something Like he had a sponsor or whatever.
Speaker 1:So he was basically already in. All he had to do was show up, but that fever knocked him out where he couldn't do. He couldn't even move out of the bed, bro. So he's like I took the SSI and then I was like all right bro.
Speaker 2:Nah, man, man, he's gave up on his dream. Nah bro, Nah bro.
Speaker 1:Y'all understand. Y'all don't understand, bro. This motherfucker had a physique of a Greek god, but this man, according to all the lore and everything I'll be hearing I don't know if it's falsified lore, but apparently this motherfucker was a god back in his day but this motherfucker had to be like a crazy machine. I can see it because y'all are pretty guinitos.
Speaker 1:You're like pretty body wash, y'all got mass on y'all Like you, Sammy, and Jared, especially Jared, especially that man straight came from the nutsack, you would tell me, probably like Jared, especially Jared, especially that man straight came from the next day, from the other night.
Speaker 2:You were going to tell me probably, like the pre-night, die yo, die yo. No, I'm just messing around.
Speaker 1:Who said you got that many? It was just a few of y'all fighting in there.
Speaker 2:No, I'm just messing around, but no yo, I can see it, I can see it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bro, so I can see it. I can see it. Yeah, bro, so you got sick. Fuck that, bro.
Speaker 2:Training my whole entire life for that one moment just to get sick. That's the devil at play. That's not the Lord.
Speaker 1:That man just he could have been like Santo bro. He could have been like Rapsus, for real bro, for real bro.
Speaker 2:Ransi's number one.
Speaker 1:He would In the Astro with the mask on, fuck In golden mask, fuck, fuck, talking about. Nobody knows who he is, but they got your picture. Damn, why do you wear that? Go through his baby pictures For your safety, son, all bro. But yeah, bro, he was. He almost became a luchador, bro, almost bro. I would've seen him, bro, he would've been, he would've got his back broken on the.
Speaker 2:You know when they do that when they do that thing, Uh-huh.
Speaker 1:The back breaker, I would've been on TV no papa no no, he redeemed me from my heart. That was the start of my arc.
Speaker 2:Damn bro. Imagine if he was like God sent me a sign, he gets home. Your mom's like, yeah, we're having a baby, we should name him.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to use your real name.
Speaker 2:We should name him Yayo.
Speaker 1:FYB.
Speaker 2:No, my dreams, Bro, that's it.
Speaker 1:Bro, that's it, that's all it took, bro, that's all it took. One good, one good sickening, one good fever Damn bro, that's all it took bro Shit. Sometimes that's all it takes, for me too, sometimes, sometimes.
Speaker 2:Let me go get this bread. Achoo, you know what? Nevermind, let me go back in bed.
Speaker 1:Nevermind, not today. Not today, today's, not the day.
Speaker 2:So what's some crazy stuff that y'all had like happen, like some wrestling matches that you and your brothers did Like when y'all go to like parties. I know y'all did some goofy stuff like coordinated Like you and you wrestle right now. No, so when?
Speaker 1:we used to go to parties like they would have to like it. They're like look, I don't want none of that, I don't want y'all going too crazy, I don't want none of that messy I be doing at the house cause. So so me and my brothers, we used to get especially Jared, especially Jared when he was coming up. We used to get too into the, the wrestling and testosterone was flowing. The family and and you just, sometimes you just, bro, motherfucker's going and you're not going, no more. You feel me? That was crazy. Motherfuckers want to challenge you when they see that, when they're like damn low key, I'm the same size, or like he don't weigh that much. So one time we were sparring per se and we used to knock down, break down all the pillows off the bed. So the bed was the this is all in my mom's bed, by the way. So we used bed by the way. We used to take all the pillows off of it. We would just throw each other into the bed, jump up, hit us with that.
Speaker 1:When you jump, pick yourself up boom, slam down that shit Roll off the bed talk about tap me in, tap me in, tap me in. Shit was crazy. That's the way we do, none too crazy. Then one day, jerry just locked in, didn't let me push him, it was scripted right there After I hit you with the fake ah. You're supposed to fall down and take a knee. This man just took it. Hit him with that, ah, it bounced off him. Grab me. Hey, don't hit me, motherfucker.
Speaker 2:Don't hit me.
Speaker 1:Follow the script, motherfucker. Follow the script Hit him with the Tizer, put your glove on, start biting my glove. So we locked in. I'm trying to push him, he not moving. You felt it, even Sammy felt it. It was like it was on Naruto. When you know, the energy started releasing All around, bro. That's how it was. Shit started cracking, bro. The wall started cracking bro.
Speaker 2:That man leveled up right there.
Speaker 1:Our hair, bro. The wall started cracking, bro, man leveled up right there.
Speaker 2:Our hair started flowing to turn the uh, uh go, all right I can't imagine, if I walk by, what the fuck are they doing?
Speaker 1:you over the fan blowing the fan, blowing Samuel over Samuel over there preparing to come. He about to take both of us out. You see. So poor Samuel on top of the counter shit lowering up. But you see it though, yeah, it's a couple regular Mexican children.
Speaker 2:You see poor Sammy on top of the counter, but you see it. Yeah, it's a couple of regular Mexican children. It's like the lights are flickering. It's literally Sammy. Our power is causing the disturbance in the energy field.
Speaker 1:You got to come with your own sound of the face we're talking about. So I try to move him. He ain't moving. So then he's moving me. Now I'm like, fuck bro, he pushing me against the wall. You can't let that happen. You can't let that happen. So I had to lock in. But I had to lock in and actually start using my actual strength. I had to look at him like you fool, this is merely but a small percentage of my true power. Had a lot of game, bro.
Speaker 1:I was about to throw him and somehow, when I was about to throw him, I moved my way a certain way where it was wrong, and he felt it. He actually could read it and he pushed me. He pushed me to the wall, and so I felt that too. So I was about to grab him, throw him, and then I was like they're still my little brother, I can't do them like that, bro. He almost I almost threw him through all eight walls, bro. I almost threw him through God. I almost threw him through all eight walls, bro. He would have been over there. Like you know, mr, incredible, when he punches a small dude through the walls, that's be, bro. It was about to be eight. Eight walls with the shape of jerry cone through all of them. Bro, that's what it was, that's what it was gonna be, bro that's what it was gonna be, bro.
Speaker 2:What would have happened?
Speaker 1:you hurt your back I still had a good back back there, my back was still good, so to me I forgot what happened. But I got pushed into the wall and the panel came off. Fire bro, fuck all that superpower. Bro, fuck all that superpower. Now I'm scared because my mom, I got pushed into the wall and the panel came off. Fuck bro, fuck all that super power. Bro, fuck all that super power. Now I'm scared because my mind going to whoop my ass brother.
Speaker 1:Reality kicked in. Reality kicked in. Whoa. Hold on, jerry, hold on, jerry, hold on. Stop, stop, bro, we broke the wall. Hold on. Everybody had to lock in bro. Send me a send. We put a paddle through that wall, but we pushed that whole shit in bro.
Speaker 1:One more what did I do, Fuck Jared? Jared say you did it, Jared say you did it. So we somehow managed to push it back and we managed to fix it. So it wouldn't look too crazy. My mom still found out. We did it, though Right until the next day she's like so y'all playing my rule? No, the wall is broken. Don't even, don't, even, don't even try the wall is broken.
Speaker 2:Let me guess sam is doing the coming, you and jerry were going.
Speaker 1:Super saiyan 3 but uh, yeah, so we, we fucked up the wall. Yeah, we, we, we pushed the whole wall, we pushed the hard wall. Good times, good times, bro, ain't nothing like little.
Speaker 2:I think I had something like that happen too to us, but it was more like for bull riding, cause I love bull riding for real. Yeah, I loved bull riding as a kid. That was really cool to me. I think my stepdad actually did bull riding back in the day oh, for real, I really never got to talk to him about it. I mean, you know, may he rest in peace and everything. But he was all about like, like you know, cockfighting and everything like rooster fighting my fault, yeah, my fault.
Speaker 2:Y'all. I'm into cockfighting too, but it's not a rooster, so it's a little awkward at first I got a pecker, my pecks no, but I was out there like, um, well, not riding bulls or anything, but that's what we like to do.
Speaker 2:Like, um, like my older brother would act as the bull, whatever, and then, you know, just climb on top well, not riding bulls or anything, but that's what we like to do. My older brother would act as the bull, or whatever, and then just climb on top and he'd just go everywhere like crazy and everything.
Speaker 1:That's what I like to do. Damn.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was pretty fun.
Speaker 1:Yeah, my bad, no, no you. Good, no, no you good Wrestling.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we did the same shit pretty much, bro. We couldn't watch Smackdown or Raw because whenever it got to commercial break.
Speaker 1:Everybody started trying, everybody started wrestling.
Speaker 2:We'd be locked in on the screen. We'd be like this, just watching the whole time, soon as that commercial come on, bro, the commercial's long as hell too, bro. It just takes one person to look sideways at you and then come here, motherfucker, come here, come on, get the motherfucker Tap out bitch, tap out fucking bitch. I'm over it, phone me, I ain't no bitch.
Speaker 1:I ain't no bitch. Now you're going to miss the rest of the episode because you passed out through the whole thing.
Speaker 2:I'm over it, Phone me out my mouth.
Speaker 1:Episode everybody leaves you still Pull a drawer Ass up Snoring. But it was so hilarious pull a drawer ass up, snort it.
Speaker 2:But it was so hilarious because it was so much of us growing up. I grew up with my cousins and everything and it was like it'd be like six of us in that room, bro, just straight wrestling. Bro, you're talking about a hot room. That shit would get hot quick. Bro, you have that carpet burn all in your face, bro. You feel all?
Speaker 2:all yeah, that carpet yeah, yeah, yeah bro, that shit was, I loved it bro, that shit was the best bro. And then when they tag-teamed on you bro, they'd be like, get him, get him. Ah, that's just hilarious, bro. But nah, I can't remember. I remember one time, I think, my cousin pepe, had got one of my brothers like that. Like you know, they put you in that uh fool nelson.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that thing, nah. But I can't put you in full nelson. Even if you do, I'm not admitted to getting put in. You cannot admit again and put in full nelson. If you get put in full nelson, that's it for you, your whole. Y' don't, nobody want you. You could be a millionaire, then somebody will come. Hey, you got to put in full Nelson, though Five.
Speaker 2:Five, bro, that shit could never be me. That's the worst. That's the worst. That shit was hilarious though, bro, because we like wouldn't hold back either. Sometimes, bro, we literally wham go full force. That shit was the best.
Speaker 1:I loved it. I loved it. Usually for us It'd be me against Sammy and Jerk and I would Like I'd try to put A full Nelson. That's when we had a practice, Bro. We had a practice. I was like Sammy, somebody Puts in a full Nelson. Bro, that's what you gotta do If you got a teammate Telling they gotta do this. Bro Started attacking my sides. Bro started. He was like Trying to pick me up, throw me a bite. It was bro. It was crazy bro. I had this other time when. So we went to this dude's trampoline, bro, right.
Speaker 2:I was just about to say that Trampoline escapade, bro trampoline.
Speaker 1:You got mattress activities. You got a trampoline. You next to professional.
Speaker 2:Pretty much you next to professional.
Speaker 1:Right there, bro. So we went it right there. But also we went. It was these two other kids right, so they were older there. I think the youngest one was older than Jared. I think I don't remember how old we were at the time, but we were still. We were still kids, so it was his. It was the oldest buddy that was like a year, year younger than me. And then the other kid right, so we wrestling, you know we're doing on trampolines, so we started doing 1v1s, then we go to 2v2s, but it's still, you know it started getting good right.
Speaker 2:Did y'all do 2v2s like tagging, or is it like two?
Speaker 1:at one time it was tagging, and then it was also like a free fall too. We did a free fall, all of us on trampoline. Bro, you lost when you got thrown out. Oh okay, or you had to get tapped out, or you start crying, or you start crying. So that's where I'm going to. So I forgot what we did. We're going crazy. I forgot. I busted out a move, I think. Start crying bro?
Speaker 2:Why you crying, bro? Why you crying? That shit don't even hurt, that shit was back here bro. That shit, don't really make that shit.
Speaker 1:That shit don't hurt, bro. It's around the time I was getting to an age where, like, what the fuck you crying for?
Speaker 2:But he's like, he's like crying bro, that man ah ah, but like he crying bro, he making the crying face. This is brother looking at him.
Speaker 1:You can't embarrass us like that. Stop crying. Everything was going good until I hear the deadly words Mom.
Speaker 2:Once they start crying for mom, everybody take off running.
Speaker 1:Everybody got tired, Everybody was cool until he said that I would be like bring that bitch Tell her to get up here. Tell her to get up here right now.
Speaker 2:She about to get hit with this crazy drop kick, but I was about to climb on the top of it as soon as she gets in. Bam, bam, bam. Two feet would have been two size, fives or sevens. When it went right on the face, two feet, shaq's emblem would have been here, bro.
Speaker 1:So he comes out bro, he's like he's crying and everything. I'm like, I'm like talking shit to him now, right, cause that's all I used to do when I was kid. I was like Ain't no way you gonna leave here crying. Ain't no way you gonna leave here crying.
Speaker 2:Guys laying here.
Speaker 1:Ain't no way. Ain't no way. I thought you could hang. I thought you could go with the big boys. I thought you were one of the best. Me over here, damn that shit not working he over there. I don't give a fuck, I don't care. I'ma tell my mom I don't care, I don't care. I'ma tell her you did it, I was like fuck, hit me back Bro. That was the first one.
Speaker 2:I tried, but that one you should pull out. The ultimate move, started crying, ran to your mom and said he hit you. Oh shit, so bro, so they start fighting Literally Fast forward. It's like both moms on the triple A fighting.
Speaker 1:Pin.
Speaker 2:Pinches whore, they start throwing themselves. Mom get her in the grand house. Mom get her, get her.
Speaker 1:Bro, what a sight. What a sight to see that I ain't gonna lie. But Nah, so that lady come out. She ain't tell me nothing. But she went over there and got the, got his brother Talking about Get in, get in. I told you to stop doing that shit. I told you to stop doing that shit, get in talking about get in, get in.
Speaker 2:I told you to stop doing that shit. I told you to stop doing that shit.
Speaker 1:Get in now. The whole function shut down bro. Now.
Speaker 2:Everybody looking sad, everybody quiet everybody trying to, somebody trying to bring it back up again by jumping on the trampoline, can't, nobody?
Speaker 1:we thirsty, we try to go inside. She not even talking to us. She mad at us now because we heard her baby's foot. That ruined it, bro. That ruined it right there, bro. That was probably one of the worst bro. You just know when you hit that point where, like damn, the fun is over and as a kid that's the worst thing you like, even if they don't tell you nothing, you just know the fun is over, bro, that's it. So top worst things to ever happen bro. Top ten anime betrayals of all time bro. So that one ended poorly bro ever happened bro. Top 10 anime betrothed of all time bro. So that would end it. Yeah, that one ended poorly, bro. We just like, like damn, bro. Like then he would walk by, we wouldn't talk to him. But now we were mad at him too, but like that's the way it was, though, bro.
Speaker 2:That's how it was, bro. You can't, you can't be crying, bro you can't be crying, bro.
Speaker 1:You cannot be crying. That's how it was, bro, but oh yeah all right, so that happened on trampoline.
Speaker 2:Is there any times when y'all had like any other instances where like y'all like did another tag team match but like on the ground or something, like you got jared and then like y'all went against like another brother and brothers? I don't. I know there is, but I don't have any girls involved in wrestling.
Speaker 1:Nah, that's, that's one thing. Oh, we did have one of our friends that his sister was like a Tomboy Not really tomboy, she was just wanting to be around her brother, like around us, you know as kids, you know, you just want to be involved.
Speaker 1:So we tried doing that and I guess her parents are or something, and they didn't agree with this. So they told my mom. My mom was like, yeah, next time she comes over you can't play with her. I was like, why? Like we didn't understand that as a kid Like why, and they're like, nah, you just can't play with her. So later she told us like yeah, it was just because her parents went and talked to her, talking about we're being inappropriate, but but like we're kids, we're just wrestling, like you know. So my mom didn't see it as us being in the wrong, because we were like, well, we weren't doing nothing, like we were just. Like we were just, we were just throwing the bitch like the whole time.
Speaker 2:Hand smelling like straight up bitch you sweat weird nah, bro, we were running.
Speaker 1:Kick that, we would kick that, we would go crazy. Bro. When we were little, bro, we'd go crazy, we'd run, we'd run. Kick you in the tits, bro, or if not, you had to tap out. Bro. It was one of those. It was really you that got choked out, or you tap out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's pretty much it.
Speaker 1:That was it bro. It was no ankle, no other technicality shit bro. You just getting choked out. You want to breathe or not? That was literally it bro. That was literally it bro. I don't know how none of us got choked out, bro. That's one thing. We never choked out. I would see people get choked out, but we somehow I thought I was choked out. Gerald almost choked me out one time.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, I was like, like, because I was tapping and I don't think they realized what that meant. He was like, he just wanted me to go faster. You know what I mean here. Here, my bones just start cracking, oh shit.
Speaker 2:I know one time we got I was on a trampoline and I was coordinating, because one thing about me, I could coordinate a fight. Okay, I loved it as a kid. It was like me, my little brother, and then like, like my cousins, like the girl like there was like two girls on there.
Speaker 2:One of them was my cousin. This other girl, she was a big girl, bro, heavyset girl, whole sumo wrestler and um, we're like you know, for shits and giggles. I was like I told my brother I was, like you know, just just wrestle her like they were probably like eight, nine years old. You're like little kids and I'm over, get it, get it, you know, slam her, you know, do her dirty you know, let her know that.
Speaker 2:You know, this is the boy's time to jump on the trampoline. He's like okay, and I was like all right, y'all both get on opposite sides. I was like ready set, go bro. That bitch took off fast as fuck, bruh. She cut that distance quick, bruh. Next thing, you know, I see my brother like four foot in the air again, slamming him like what the fuck is happening.
Speaker 2:Bruh. She literally like swooped him down, dropped him by the legs, yeah, and then she dropped him and then, like she just jumped up really high and his whole body said I was like, bro, that shit was in slow motion. Bro, that shit was in slow motion. I just seen him fly like this and he was a heavyset dude too, bro, he just went and then all of a sudden boom. I was like oh, anime move.
Speaker 1:They killed him, they killed him, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
Speaker 2:How am I gonna explain this to everybody? He's dead, he's fucking dead. I said, alright, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, it's no, no, no, just get started. I was like nah, bro, that's it, bro, that's all I had to say bro but um it was pretty cool to see, bro, but damn bro, that shit was nah bro that's it. Let's get off this trampoline. You know what? Maybe this isn't a good idea. Y'all can keep jumping. We don't even want to jump on here anymore. That shit was lame.
Speaker 1:Oh bro, dude, bro, I don't know, I'm probably going to be hurt after that. Bro, I would look around, y'all see that. Y'all seen that. Y'all ain't see shit. Really, you got done like that, bro. You got us bro. You see those memes. It's like when you're chilling with your friends and then you stutter or something.
Speaker 2:So you just got to like oh yeah.
Speaker 1:You just got to do that, bro. You just got to air the whole place out. You just got to air it out, bro.
Speaker 2:Nobody's talking, see, see, if you would have aired it out, we wouldn't have been having this conversation bro nah bro hey, anybody gotta go bro, anybody gotta go bro there was like this other time where, um, my cousin, he was like the biggest, he was like always bigger than everybody, so it like took all of us to get this man down, to at least get him on the floor. I remember one time he was like standing at his door or whatever, and my cousin peep, uh, with pepe, he like scooped him up and then we got him on the floor. He dropped them. I was like it's my time to act. I gotta act now.
Speaker 2:So I go for his legs and I'm like tap out, tap out. He's like no, I keep twisting his leg, bro. All I hear is I'm like oh, it's like, oh, shit. I was like, oh, he's like, ah, my leg, but he's like. I was like tap out, he's like fuck, no, it's like I don't want to play. I kept twisting his shit. His shit popped. I was like, oh, fuck, what the fuck did I do?
Speaker 1:oh, my god, you can ask my cousin that was the loudest pop, bro.
Speaker 2:That shit broke the silence, bro. That shit said I was like oh, shit, Bro All right, don't be mad if he didn't tap out.
Speaker 1:Though he didn't tap out, who's like that other dude?
Speaker 2:And we still couldn't beat him. Oh, that's it. That's it, damn.
Speaker 1:Yo, these back here, Damn bro.
Speaker 2:That's pretty much it.
Speaker 1:Bro, I seen that, that Parca dude and that Porky dude, they teamed up one time and they did it to where they laid the dude down, right. They laid the dude down and Parca went and jumped on top of the dude right the skinny dude, and that big dude ran and he got on top of them, bro, and then apparently that dude bowed like three, three, three ribs. Oh shit, oh shit, bro. It was different times right there, bro, right it was bro.
Speaker 2:It was fucking wild, bro, but it was, entertaining though it was so entertaining bro. So I have a little bit of facts about Lucha Libre actually, if you want to.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So the importance of masks.
Speaker 1:Like masks or like mascaras or whatever.
Speaker 2:Are central to Lucha Libre Culture. It symbolizes mystery, tradition and identity. Losing a mask in a match lucha de apuestas is considered a major humiliation and signify a character. Damn Is considered a major humiliation and can signify a career-defining moment. Bro, that is so, I'm sorry. Go ahead.
Speaker 1:No, no, so now, you said that you reminded me, but they used to be having matches where they were called a mascara caballera.
Speaker 1:So it was either you lose your mask or you lose your hair oh so because there were some dudes that had masks and some dudes that didn't have masks. So obviously you know whoever lost. It was crazy because you can, you see, because you would see it the dude losing his mask, they would cut his shit, they would untangle his shit and they'd take it all. But you would see the dude behind the mask and it was crazy.
Speaker 2:Like bro, look Deal, no Deal.
Speaker 1:So, bro, it was like I remember Boston was like this one dude lost. Boston was devastated, bro. Oh bro, it was like I remember Boston was like this one dude lost, but Boston was devastated bro. Oh, for real, boston was devastated he's like nah nah, they stole the mask from him. He should have won. He should have won. Boston was going into me over here just seeing two dudes get in the ass whoop.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:He's like my colleague no.
Speaker 1:So, bro, and one of them he got to lose because it was teams, so one lost the mask, the other one had to cut his hair, bro oh damn so yeah. So I mean it looked humiliating, bro, because I never understood like, okay, so you just got a haircut, you got a free haircut, okay, so what?
Speaker 2:nah, bro it's more of an honor thing.
Speaker 1:It's more of an honor thing, bro so that's what he was saying, because then I would watch WWE Raw, and so that's how I found Rey Mysterio. So I was like, oh, another one of my kind, you know, out here. So I told. Boston about it and Boston was like Rey Mysterio, rey Mysterio, he's like that dude, not even real wrestling. I was like, well, how would you mean? He said he lost his mask in Lucha Libre and that's when he went over there to WWE.
Speaker 1:So he had lost his mask already and and he couldn't, he couldn't wear his mask again. Damn, that's crazy bro. So and when he came out with the mask out here in ww wrong, he was like he ain't fuck with him bro over here, I don't know. Pretty cool, he does 619. I don't know right he was high flyer, bro, bro that man was lit, bro, that man was lit yeah, I know a lot of people that loved ray, mysterio, bro, everybody.
Speaker 2:All the mex Mexican kids had them.
Speaker 1:Me, bro, I don't know. You remember there was this backpack that had Rey Mysterio's mask on it. Bro, I wanted that backpack, bro.
Speaker 2:I wanted that backpack so bad bro. All the bitches I pulled with this backpack would be astronomical, but I think it came with the mask too. Oh, for real.
Speaker 1:Couldn never get it, bro. That was almost worse than I get in the Xbox, bro.
Speaker 2:So there's this thing called Rudos versus Technicos Yup, yup, yup, yup. So wrestlers are typically categorized into two roles Rudos heels, or villains who cheat and break rules, and then the Technicos faces, or heroes who follow the rules and embody honor and justice.
Speaker 1:Bro, you were like man, like every time you speak.
Speaker 2:You were like brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr brr Bro. So that's the pull out the weapons and everything Bro that shit.
Speaker 1:I forgot how that was. Yeah, it was like clicks, bro. It was like it was the good guys versus the bad guys, bro who?
Speaker 2:did Bossman go?
Speaker 1:for Technicos. Well, I like a couple dudes in Los Rudos, but Bossman, he didn't like him because he was like nah, they do dirty, they be cheating. Yeah, ain't no cheating like over here, bro, motherfuckers cheating. Yeah, motherfuckers. Bring out a whole sledgehammer to the fight, bro. That's cheating, bro. Bring the barbed wire, bro. They started choking, motherfuckers. They actually punched in the head like illegal moves and shit, bro. Yeah, them motherfuckers were not playing by rules whatsoever, bro.
Speaker 2:Damn bro. Yeah them motherfuckers were not like.
Speaker 1:That shit was crazy when they would win, that's what they were like. The Rudos one. The Rudos, the Rudos, the Rudos. And then Technicos was like I forgot how they did. The Rudos Technicos, no, they had like. They had like.
Speaker 2:Another little Chat, yeah, a little chat that would do that.
Speaker 1:Shit was dope Every day bro, every day at 6.
Speaker 2:Bro, you said you liked the Technicos then, or did you like the Rudos?
Speaker 1:No, I think I prefer the rudos more, because I think one of the dudes that was uh, what's his name?
Speaker 2:uh, technical uh, ramsey, no, the parka yeah parka was a technical.
Speaker 1:Oh, was he? Yeah, oh shit. Yeah, he was one of the good guys. Yeah, uh, what?
Speaker 2:about porky.
Speaker 1:Porky was a technical man. Uh, that was his dude. That came on later, but he was he. He started as a technical and he went to a rudos. Bro, they have like whole storylines and everything bro.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Like that shit was lit, bro, I remember, because they did him dirty, his team did him dirty, so his colors were like blue and white and his team betrayed him or some shit like that. So next week he pulled up, he lost, right, he lost. So then next week they showed him like something like a deal with the devil, basically because one of the dudes that ran the was, like you could say, leaders of Los Rudos.
Speaker 1:His face paint was like a devil's, so he made a deal with him supposedly, and when he came back, motherfucker was black and red.
Speaker 2:Damn bro, Code is Code is. When he came back.
Speaker 1:Code is bro. He came back His mask was black and red bro.
Speaker 2:What was his name? I don't remember his name, bro, piskiosis, piskiosis, psicosis.
Speaker 1:Psicosis, oh Psicosis.
Speaker 2:Oh, bro, that sounds familiar Psicosis. He had like an unpredictable style and his mask design featured horns Was that the red?
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I know who that is. No, but that wasn't him. That wasn't him, no, because then they had the ones that looked like Charlie Manson too.
Speaker 2:Oh for real.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they had a couple. They had like two dudes like that. I think those were brothers, I think. And then, nah, this dude was just like a that motherfucker ain't gonna lie, bro. He look like a Power Ranger bro. Motherfucker was so mysterious with his mask, bro. This is that dude, cicosis. Yeah, that's not him though Cicosis.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, bro, these dudes is literally grabbing him in the face, bro, bro it was crazy bro.
Speaker 1:Nah bro, that was.
Speaker 2:That fit go hard as fuck, though no cap bro Bro the other thing. Man, look like a. I'm going to put this stuff on Instagram If y'all want to come look at the pictures of the luchadores that we're talking about. I'll put up pictures of them. See how it come. Look at the visuals.
Speaker 1:Bro, those fits will go so hard, bro, bro, like Bro, I wish I remember that dude, because the dude I'm trying to tell you about his mask was just so clean. It was a simple design, like I'm telling you. He just looked like a Power Ranger bro. He straight up looked like a Power Ranger bro. It was clean bro. That's the dude. That's the dude that would climb all the way to the top of the light fixtures and throw himself, bro Motherfucker would dive. Like the dudes from Assassin's Creed, bro, you know, when they dive all the way from the very top into the haystack, that's how he would dive. Bro Motherfucker would do tricks in the air. Bro. Land on motherfuckers, bro.
Speaker 2:What about Juventud Guerrera?
Speaker 1:Let me see oh, nah, nah.
Speaker 2:I remember.
Speaker 1:That's during Boston's time, right there.
Speaker 2:Oh, was it. That's probably one of the dudes he had arrested, bro. Really he was from the 1990s to 2000s.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there you go, there you go. All right, what about? That's probably the one that took a Boston spot right there? Really, probably, bro.
Speaker 2:What'd you know about this one?
Speaker 1:El Santo.
Speaker 2:El Hijo de la Santo. Damn, that motherfucker was built. Funny bro.
Speaker 1:Bro, that motherfucker's dead bro. Bro, that motherfucker is dead bro. Yeah, bro, that's how.
Speaker 2:I'm going to. That's an atrocious build right there, bro. How does one, how does one achieve?
Speaker 1:this build? How does one achieve this physique? Is it possible to achieve this physique? Nah, bro, they did him dirty with that angle, bro. They did him dirty. My boy looking like Dan DeVito out there, bro, damn.
Speaker 2:Damn. The son of el santo, one of the most iconic luchadores of all time, continued his father's legacy, becoming a cultural icon in mexico. El santo was um. Wasn't he in movies too, like he eventually.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he was. I've seen a lot of his movies, bro, those, those were, and he had the bro. That was still. Yeah, yeah, that was one of the.
Speaker 2:Santo contra Cerebro del mal.
Speaker 1:Yup, he fought and defeated Dracula Canonly, he defeated a lot of Santo contra la hija de Frankenstein.
Speaker 2:En vivo Hoy.
Speaker 1:Esta noche. Go ahead, go ahead, bro, go ahead, bro, go ahead. No, no, no Bro good movies.
Speaker 2:Good movies, santo Santo, contra los secuestradores. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, I can't say that shit Bro, these movies.
Speaker 1:Bro, they way higher bro. They were so good bro.
Speaker 2:You, bro, we, we're gonna have to come out here one of these days we're gonna have some some little cookout watch these movies, right, uh, check this out santo el in in mascarado. There you go the plata. Uh-huh y blue demon.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, blue demon oh, demon, or demon, demon, or whatever contra los monstruos noos. No, it's Blue Demon, it's Blue Demon. Is that how you say it, Uh-huh Blue.
Speaker 2:Demon, they went against La Mujer Vampiro. Yeah, I told you, el Frankenstein, el Vampiro, el Ciclop, el Hombre Lobo, la Momia. Oh yeah bro, oh yeah, oh yeah bro, that Bro, oh yeah, oh yeah bro, that's it. We got to watch this shit bro. Bro, that shit I'm going to put some of this stuff on the Instagram.
Speaker 1:Y'all come take a look at this stuff, bro. That was so good. Hey, bro, I'm telling you bro, sunday mornings bro, I'm watching those all day bro. I'm watching those all day bro.
Speaker 2:Damn bro his cassettes. Bro, oh yeah, I got it right here. Blue Demon Jr, known for his blue mask and rivalry with El Hijo del Santo, became a household name in Mexico, just like his legendary father. How do you say this, cibernético?
Speaker 1:El Cibernético Uh-huh.
Speaker 2:Arrudo, known for his large and unlike persona and leadership of Los Hell Brothers.
Speaker 1:Is that the white ones or the devil looking ones?
Speaker 2:He didn't have a mask.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, yeah.
Speaker 2:He had like the eyeball thing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I remember him. I watched him wrestle.
Speaker 2:For real, like in real life. Yeah, for real, uh-huh.
Speaker 1:Like in real life. Yeah, oh shit. Like not real, like not IRL, like on the TV plus.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, that's all the ones I got, bro, but then I got some fun facts about Lucha Libre. So Lucha Libre was declared an intangible cultural heritage of Mexicoxico city in 2018. Wrestling families like the guerreros and mysterios often pass down their legacies through generation, which is pretty cool. Yeah, like they like, literally like kept it in the family type of deal like el santo, el hijo del santo, blue demon or demon whoever?
Speaker 2:you, then blue demon, Then ninja luchadores kept their real identity secret for their entire careers to protect the mystique of their mask bro, yup, yup, yup yup.
Speaker 1:I know he couldn't go nowhere, bro, without the mask. Bro, right, that's how you know who he was, bro, literally.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to be inconspicuous.
Speaker 1:Puts on the shiny, Shiny gold man.
Speaker 2:Shiny gold Fesh as fuck. Why everybody?
Speaker 1:else looking like bums, bro, fucking shiny. Yeah, bro, that was. I don't know how it is now. I really don't know if it's still like they still do.
Speaker 2:Oh, they do, because I'd be seeing like a bunch of females be into it. Bro, I'm talking about oh, I see those.
Speaker 1:oh, you're right oh, you're right, you're right I think it's time to start watching again. What's all that moving back there? I've seen it, but I've never been jealous to be a wrestler before bro I saw this one where these girls were like wrestling and then like they're.
Speaker 2:I guess they went off script or some shit, but it was actually starting to scrap. They're like pulling hair. I'm like, oh no, they're not even wrestling, no more. Ah, I was like these bitches started fighting for real, bro the ref everybody started storming the ring.
Speaker 1:I'm like Damn bro.
Speaker 2:It was getting good too, bro.
Speaker 1:But I remember they used to have this little person. They would dress him up in a oh, he'd be dressed up in a like a little gorilla costume, bro. They did this man dirty, bro. He was like a mascot Every time he came out. You know he would like win. You know he was like a little mascot, bro. Somebody went out and I was scared, bro. Somebody fucking kicked him in the back. Bro, motherfucker went flying, bro. You ever see those little beans, those magnetic beans, body beans? That's how he was moving, bro. You know how you can only move one part of your body, like are you momentum or what, bro? His low gravity point, bro. Fuck that motherfucker up, bro, damn.
Speaker 1:He went stiff across that, fucking across the ring, bro. That shit was the most fucked up shit, Bro. The whole audience was mad against him, bro. Oh, for real yeah bro, they're like no, no, of course I said that. Motherfuckers laid out he was stiff, he wasn't moving. Motherfuckers laid out Me over here looking Damn, they fucked Me this whole time. Yeah, yeah, that's how I be, bro. And then Me over here. Damn bro, someone need to go Help that kid, bro, cause I still didn't know. Like.
Speaker 2:It was like A little person, yeah, bro.
Speaker 1:Damn, it was like a little person. Yeah, bro, damn, shit was crazy. Bro, shit was crazy. I wanted to be. When I was little, I didn't want to be like a wrestler for the longest. That's what I always said. Just because he didn't make it.
Speaker 2:Don't sleep on your dreams. Jake Paul did it. Just because Jake Paul did it, bro, don't sleep on your dreams, bro, bad Bunny did it, bro.
Speaker 1:Bad Bunny did it Bad.
Speaker 2:Bunny did it, yo look.
Speaker 1:Bad Bunny did do it, bro. Nah, I give that to Bro. That shit would be dope, bro. They even put him in the game.
Speaker 2:Did they? Yeah, oh shit On one of the WWE games.
Speaker 1:Damn. I think he's DLC though. Damn Benito, benito bro, damn bro.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:So yeah, yeah, yeah, but but yeah, bro, that's.
Speaker 2:That was the life, bro, apart from the for the drama for the, when everything was finally nice and quiet and settled down bro cause them motherfuckers started cheating and shit.
Speaker 1:But I remember they used to interview these motherfuckers motherfuckers out there getting a hot dog or something, bro, like they literally just walking the streets bro, mask on, damn mask on bro eating a hot dog and shit. But I'm like that's a commitment right there, bro for real, bro. That's commitment to play your old character outside like they will find them, bro, those motherfuckers, whole mask on and everything, just eating a hot dog. You don't see that shit no more wait a minute.
Speaker 2:How's he eating a hot dog? What you mean? Oh, but they, they had a mouth yeah, the because some of them didn't.
Speaker 1:Those were gods. They didn't eat. They didn't need to eat, bro, they just. They absorbed substance from and nutrients from.
Speaker 2:From the sunlight, from the sunlight. Autosynthesis, yep.
Speaker 1:Autosynthesis. They need to eat, bro. That's for the weaker forms, bro, that's for the ones that haven't transcended yet.
Speaker 2:Damn bro but that's pretty.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like an hour 36 30.
Speaker 2:It's a little short episode. Well, it's not a good size, but after I trim it down it's gonna be a little bit short, but I think it's pretty good right, we got the whole story in there, yeah unless you want to add something else, I'm fine with it, bro nah, I can't think of anything.
Speaker 1:Uh, I can't think of anything right now. I got sidetracked with the other story. That that's it. That's it was eating up a ram in my brain. Had to make sure you remember everything.
Speaker 2:Now everybody knows it. Now I can get justice. Now you want to give any shout outs? We're going to end the episode on this note, then I guess. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1:I'm going to dedicate this shout out to the cops that went out there and put a flashlight in my eyes right after I woke up, one of the best top 10 moments in my life. Woke me up from my drug nap. Woke me up from my drug induced nap. Can't even fucking know DNPs out here nowadays.
Speaker 2:But want to carry an arcana. A bunch of lame back in the day, this used to be a good.
Speaker 1:American society, everybody, everybody standing in the lane ain't nobody reviving, nobody, natural selection was at its peak. Those who voted voted but now I mean those cops, every interaction I had with cops. Like I said, I don't know if it's just I cooperate, but they just be. I ain't trying to be Put on a YouTube video, somebody Talking over what I did wrong.
Speaker 2:Not with me, bro.
Speaker 1:That was half attitude. Maybe I always give them Attitude back.
Speaker 2:What the fuck they gonna do to me. What the fuck Y they going to do to me? What the fuck are y'all going to do to me? I'll reach, I'll reach, motherfucker. Nah, I remember one time we got pulled over. Tell me how I got the ticket and I was on passenger side. What the fuck. But I had my seat back.
Speaker 1:Hey, bro, you ever see that my fault, my fault.
Speaker 2:No go ahead.
Speaker 1:You ever seen that video where there's these two guys arguing and the dude in front of the like in the passenger seat is arguing with the driver from another car and they're talking shit to each other. So then the dude in the back rolls down, rolls down his window.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:And then he's like fuck you fat piece of shit. What the fuck? Why? Why I get hit.
Speaker 2:I didn't see that. Um, no, it's cause I didn't have my seatbelt on. Understand now, it's because I didn't have my seatbelt on, understandable, you know, I should have had it on. I always had my seatbelt on. Just that day I didn't. And he was like he's like what's so funny about it? I was like nothing, man, I'll say it's just, it's just a joke to me, you know. I just, you know, I just thought it's pretty funny, like I guess ironic, how I always wear my seatbelt, but the one time I didn't don't yeah because I just thought it was pretty funny.
Speaker 2:Ain't nothing funny about it? Maybe not to you, but to me it is. So hard ass yeah so he was like so if you get into an accident say you're going from here up there you get into an accident, you fly out the windshield. How are you going to feel? I was like I'm going to feel like Superman. He was like well, that's fine, thank you. That was it. Fuck you bitch.
Speaker 1:No, bro, that's what he said. No, I believe it. No, I believe it. What the fuck?
Speaker 2:Look bro, it's not even that serious bro, it would be so.
Speaker 1:Cause, bro, I swear, they just there to make a quota, to get on the public's fucking nerves bro. I swear that's all they always run into, bro, the ones I've always run into. They've been pretty.
Speaker 2:I ain't going to say they're spectacular, but I haven't had no chill one yet. But they've all been dicks to me, bro, but watch this next one, next one, I get. I'm reaching.
Speaker 1:Next one I get I'm getting deported, so whatever.
Speaker 2:It finally happened.
Speaker 1:Hey, can you do a zoom call? We do the podcast through zoom. I'm over here in Mexico. What happened?
Speaker 2:you were just here that's an interesting way to get cut from the podcast so your contract here says that you need to be in state. You need to have at least 30. You need to be within 30 miles of the headquarters. I'm about there, roughly give or take me doing the next episode solo.
Speaker 1:This is a me giving my condolences to he went to the zoo and he fell into the. Uh, the gorilla pit. Yeah, the gorilla pit. May he rest in peace.
Speaker 2:So today's topic should we put leashes on kids around the zoo? Yeah, that's pretty much it, bro. I mean I got other stories too, but I ain't trying to get into it Because this is a bunch of bullshit. But you got anything else you want to say? No?
Speaker 1:no, no, just a real shout out just to my family, to America, to this beautiful, amazing country.
Speaker 2:Beautiful, amazing country. And to Twinkies, fags, bro, I'm this beautiful, amazing country.
Speaker 1:Beautiful amazing country and uh, and the Twinkies fags, bro.
Speaker 2:Don't get me started on Twinkies, bro, I love.
Speaker 1:Twinkies, bro, do you really like Twinkies?
Speaker 2:I love Twinkies. I liked them for a while. I still love them, things bro and then when they say Hosties was gonna stop making Twinkies.
Speaker 1:I went and bought a shitload of Twinkies. Did you for real? Did you for real?
Speaker 2:Did you for real? Yeah, because I ain't trying to lose my twinkies, bro. I haven't had one in forever now, bro. But you can ask everybody, I love twinkies. Call me fat, I don't give a fuck. I mean, they're good. When I was down in the shadows by myself on the playground alone.
Speaker 1:brother, amen, brother, tweak it. The most American thing ever really.
Speaker 2:Los San.
Speaker 1:Marinos, that's the white and the red, white and blue in your blood.
Speaker 2:On that note, I guess let me give a shout out to my cousin Pepe, shout out to my girlfriend, shout out to my boss. Man, you know, this is going to come out after Thanksgiving, after Christmas, after Hanukkah, after Hanukkah, this is going to go after Christmas. So happy I almost said Thanksgiving again.
Speaker 1:Happy Christmas, happy birthday.
Speaker 2:Merry Christmas to everybody. You know this is late, we should have said last episode, but Merry late Christmas. Have a happy new year to everybody. Y'all be safe. Don't do nothing stupid. Don't do nothing. I wouldn't do. Don't do nothing.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't do, don't do nothing, and I'll do a lot.
Speaker 2:Don't be reaching. Nah, you can reach, just make sure you get away.
Speaker 1:Don't be opening up doors for cops in the middle of the night.
Speaker 2:But nah, I also want to give a shout out to two people from Facebook. The homeboy, walter. Y'all can go check out his live stream at SpecialEd336. Stream at special ed 336. It's capital s p, e, c I a. L underscore capital, capital e d 336.
Speaker 1:So y'all go check out his stream.
Speaker 2:He streams pretty much every day so, yeah, go give him a shout out, go give him a like, go follow him. Also want to give a shout out to hold on, let me find him real quick to another buddy of mine. His name is isaiah miller, so I'm sure I'm sure a lot of people know who he is. But you know he does landscaping work. So if anybody within like greensboro, burlington, winston-salem area, the triad area, you know, if y'all looking for something like in the north carolina region, if y'all looking for somebody to do some landscaping work, you know, hit up my boy, isaiah Miller. It's called Zay's Lawn Service.
Speaker 2:I was supposed to get this stuff wrote down but I didn't write it down. That was my bad. Y'all go check him out, go follow him on Facebook and everything you know. Thank you for sharing the Cosmic Cove post on Facebook and everything. Much love to everybody who supports us, is there with us through this journey. I also want to give a shout out to all the few listeners that we do have the real ones that always tune in to the new episodes.
Speaker 2:Sorry, I haven't got the last episode up yet, but I'm getting to it. It's coming, it's coming, it's funny. It's just a little hectic because it's the holidays, but it's no excuse. I also want to give a shout out to all the people that watch the TikToks. Like the TikToks, bookmark the TikToks. All the people that watch the YouTube visual have the other visuals that I need to upload. I'm getting to it. I'm getting to it. Sorry, make sure to follow us on TikTok at Cosmic C I mean Cosmic Co, no Cosmic underscore.
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Speaker 1:Hopefully y'all get distracted throughout these harsh and troubling times that we're in. Yeah, we're just here to help y'all get distracted throughout these harsh and troubling times that we in yeah, we're just here to help y'all laugh along the way.
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