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What do meth binges, cursed van transmissions, and American patriotism have in common? They all make for a hilariously chaotic week at Kosmic Cove! Join us as we navigate the absurdities of life with a comedic twist, laughter and bizarre stories, we celebrate the beauty and spirit of America, while pondering just how fast time flies in the strangest ways.
Get ready to laugh and relate as we recount the week's wild ride, tackling the woes of cursed van breakdowns and the bittersweet anticipation of payday. A cursed van transmission might have tried to derail our daily work routines, but we power through with humor and the hope of a paycheck just around the corner. We also dive into the quirks of driving through Greensboro's shopping centers during the bustling holiday season, and the unexpected twists that come with it, like a surprise fire alarm adding a jolt of excitement to our holiday lights adventure.
From cultural celebrations to eerie paranormal tales, this episode is packed with humor, personal anecdotes, and unexpected discoveries. We share stories of quinceañeras, Mexican traditions, and the thrilling revelations of ancestry results that uncover Mexican and Spanish roots. And if that weren't enough, brace yourselves for spine-tingling tales of mysterious figures, ghostly instruments, and whispered secrets. As we prepare future content and TikToks, we invite you to join us on this lively journey through the whimsical and the weird, where every unexpected turn brings both laughter and shivers.
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Oh you think darkness is your ally.
Speaker 2:You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it.
Speaker 1:Molded by it.
Speaker 2:I see death. Welcome to another episode of Cosmic Cove, here with my dear friend from down south.
Speaker 1:That's right down south. The only place that's right is down south. If you know what I mean, If you know, you know Huh.
Speaker 2:This man got loose from the mental hospital. Mental hospital, he said to let him loose.
Speaker 1:If you cut these veins, the only thing that's coming out of this thing is red, white and blue and a screeching eagle.
Speaker 2:Ah, the blues from Homicoglobia you need to go.
Speaker 1:The blues from Homicoglobia you can go to your doctor, brother, what it do, cosmic, I mean howdy Cosmic Cove family, how you doing, how y'all doing.
Speaker 2:Hope y'all had a good week, hope y'all ready to be entertained and massaged mentally and electronically and anally and anally, by yours truly, the one and only that's right, bro. Go ahead introduce yourself, bro. What's your uh?
Speaker 1:you know, I'm more of a humble man, I'm somewhat of a uh, a true patriot of his own country. You know, a man that stands for what is right, a man that is here to put an end to all this nonsense.
Speaker 2:Amen, such as Such as social equality. Alright, bro, this shit get too hot for me, bro, hold on bro.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna take this shit off.
Speaker 2:I'm walking here. This is full of you should have seen him. I don't think you'll get canceled. Why should you? Why should you? You got used to seeing through the red.
Speaker 1:Right. When Morpheus told me take the red pill or the blue pill, I'd take the blue one.
Speaker 2:I know what that is. He said take the blue one and chew it in.
Speaker 1:Morpheus.
Speaker 2:Grab Morpheus. Grab Morpheus by the head Morpheus.
Speaker 1:Wait, did the blue one keep you Like? Knock you out.
Speaker 2:But I seen that movie. I don't even know exactly what.
Speaker 1:All I know is he didn't get away from me.
Speaker 2:What you mean by that, bro? I was.
Speaker 1:Every time I turned around, I was right there staring at him Walking, butt naked Getting closer, like the angels from Doctor who.
Speaker 2:Right. I don't know there's these uh, I've been seeing shorts on it. There's these angels, the weeping angels, some shit like that. Every time you turn around they move, but they're statues. Oh okay, I know what you're talking about, okay that's right, bro.
Speaker 1:So, but today's subject for this episode is gonna be about about freedom, about liberty, about About freedom.
Speaker 2:About liberty.
Speaker 1:About the beauty, the amazingness of this wonderful country named America. Baby America, baby Woo, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, nah, but how was your week? How was your week? My week was pretty good.
Speaker 2:It went surprisingly fast.
Speaker 1:It did go by fast, but I feel like it's been a minute now since we recorded an episode, to be honest with you.
Speaker 2:It feel like it's been like a minute minute, though it don't feel like the usual time, bro, it feels like it was like last month, bro, it does feel like it's been like a really long time. This meth this week went by.
Speaker 1:This meth makes the. When I go on my meth binge, I lose my base, this meth does not last long enough. I need longer lasting meth. How can I fall asleep and do meth? This is not good meth. Why am I not going?
Speaker 2:I should not be asleep. I should be forging in trash cans, trying to get copper, trying to get shopping carts, trying to get panties.
Speaker 1:Y'all think them streamers. Doing them 24-hour live streams is crazy. Watch me be on meth. Watch me stream 72 hours a day.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm up bro, I'm up bro, but yeah.
Speaker 1:Do you have anything crazy that happened then over the weekend? No, nothing crazy happened, nothing crazy at work, nothing crazy. Foundation didn't fall, roof didn't fall, foundation didn't fall, nothing. Everything been going Over there trying to seduce you.
Speaker 2:No, I mean, I usually got to advance the homeowner, so I usually got to reject their advances. The dude, which is not the females, it's like the dude.
Speaker 1:You sure that's your lowest price? Chill bro, you're making my nipples hard. Chill bro, my boss here, talk to me when he leaves. I'll give you a discount.
Speaker 2:No, nothing. Oh Transmission to van Went out yeah.
Speaker 1:Bro, that van is going through it right now. That thing on his last leg that thing cursed bro, that van cursed bro. Tell that man, boss man to ask Santa Claus for a brand new van bro, I'm about to ask Santa Claus for a brand new van bro, mercedes, bro, Mercedes.
Speaker 2:Van Nah, he said, he's looking to get another one.
Speaker 1:He don't know if either he just get another one or fix the transmission.
Speaker 2:It's that dickle, that dickle.
Speaker 1:They ain't left the TV on with the music playing.
Speaker 2:I think here is yeah, it's all good um dang, so it stopped working.
Speaker 1:Did it stop working? So check this out, let's take this out. Talk to me so you know how I told you it was already.
Speaker 2:Well, I don't know. I don't think I told you it fucked up again.
Speaker 1:Something's wrong with the cooler, the okay. So yeah, so after that so we got that fixed.
Speaker 2:Everything's going good. I'm going to work and tell me how it didn't have any power to go dang so I had to turn around car boss and talk about hey, this is, this is fucking up. We got no power, so dropped it off, got the truck, you know, loaded the tools, everything it's a whole mess, whole Whole ordeal, right.
Speaker 2:So that was that and fixed. You know, they supposedly fixed it. I get it and I reversed Because I was trying to get the tools from Sammy's car and it went reverse. Every time when they go off the brake it would go forward. Or every time I try to hit the gas and go to reverse, it would go forward.
Speaker 2:So I'm like oh shit, it felt like I was on top of a mountain and I was about to tip off. Bro, I was just going to go to a ditch. It wasn't that crazy, but in my mind I was like, bro, if I let go of the brake?
Speaker 1:right here.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, I was like I'm about to fall 20 feet to my death bro.
Speaker 1:I called Sabby.
Speaker 2:Hey, hey, go get the truck. Chalk the wheels. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. But I was panicking a little bit. But I don't know why. I don't know why I was panicking, but I was like the worst, I would have gone to the ditch.
Speaker 1:The worst. It's like I don't understand why it's going forward. Look down at Sun Drive. I still don't.
Speaker 2:I just I don't turn. I had to wait. Nobody was coming out, so I had to wait.
Speaker 1:Damn.
Speaker 2:I turned on the van, put it in park Because I was blocking everybody. I was blocking the road at my mom's house so nobody could leave if they needed to or anything. So I was like I need to get out of here before they start honking and shit. So I waited, turned the van back on, put it in reverse. They actually grabbed it, so I was able to back out and I was good and so yeah, so Boston had a contact and he said yeah, it's a transmission.
Speaker 1:Damn bro. Shit crazy, shit crazy. That shit crazy. Any local mechanics around in this? Fuck no Local mechanics. Hell no, stay the fuck away from us. Stay the fuck away from us. Hell no, stay the fuck away from us. Stay the fuck away from us Hell. No, you good. Any small business mechanics that are out within this area. This man can come anywhere. You're my property, get a shot.
Speaker 2:Fuck. No, Bro. As soon as your shit break up, fucks up. Everybody be coming out at the woodwork, but like roaches. Oh, I know what's wrong with it. I know what's wrong with it.
Speaker 1:It ain't got no gas in it.
Speaker 2:Bro. That's it the whole shit show, bro, but yeah so.
Speaker 1:Damn bro, that's the craziest. Though that was the craziest but apart from that, the week has been going. Should be going fast. Just a normal basis, bro, yeah.
Speaker 2:I didn't realize it was already Thursday. Thursday, bro.
Speaker 1:Thursday papa. Thursday already Tomorrow's payday, the best day of the week, the best day of the week. I wish I could say the same thing. Oh yeah, that's right. I don't get paid till the 10th Every month. Shout out my boss man. If you're listening, boss man, I appreciate it. It's like now you know good and well. You read them terms and conditions. Yo got you like this Nah. I'm just messing. Nah, my boss is cool yo but uh nah, that's it.
Speaker 2:That's it. Nothing too crazy. The house is just a normal house. Yeah, that's it. Dang, how you awake, man.
Speaker 1:Is it close from home or is it a good drive, Like usually y'all been going like an hour away from home, yeah nah An hour and a yeah, it's not that bad.
Speaker 2:Damn that's pretty good, but the van wouldn't have survived because the boss was like take the van. I was like no, this ain't got no power.
Speaker 1:Bro, imagine losing all that in the middle of the highway heading towards.
Speaker 2:Greensboro, bro. It's about friendlies, bro. Never mind the highway, bro, it's friendlies, bro. You know how friendly it get, bro. Friendly worse than the you.
Speaker 1:it's no man's land over there Right for real, bro, it's a free-for-all.
Speaker 2:Y'all motherfuckers in Greensboro be doing too damn much bro Bro they do too much to don't even go into the shopping centers, bro. Right Bro, they just I don't know what the fuck. You're right, bro, it's like so many cars that coming from. All the parking spots are full. Bro NPCs, bro, whole NPCs, I'll be telling you bro.
Speaker 1:Oh, especially now because it's like the holiday season Fuck.
Speaker 2:Bro, it's the worst, bro, it's the traffic, the amount Bro, even the Ville, bro. The Ville got a hell of motherfuckers now.
Speaker 1:I know bro.
Speaker 2:It's always packed. Not be like that.
Speaker 1:It used to be what like 10 cars in one time on the road, you got traffic here.
Speaker 2:Now you got traffic. Now, bro, you got traffic. I'm over here looking at these lights. These lights aren't meant for this kind of traffic bro, for real bro. Cars be piled up all the way back. It's crazy, bro.
Speaker 1:Shit grown the worst part is everybody from California For real, bro. My week wasn't too crazy either, though it's been pretty basic. I mean, yesterday we went to, was it yesterday? Yesterday I think, we went to the Greensboro. Oh yeah, the thing.
Speaker 2:you told me yeah, we went to the Greensboro. How was?
Speaker 1:that Natural Science Center or some bullshit.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's where y'all went, they got Christmas lights over there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they closed the place down and then they reopen it later that night and they'll have like christmas lights up. That's pretty cool, bro, for real it's pretty cool, but, um, like not everything's open. It's like only like the aquarium side with, like the big tank that's open okay and then like, when you go out, you go outside and it's like a bunch of christmas lights out and whatnot it looks really good. Is that emu out there? Not well, no, none of the animals.
Speaker 2:I mean the monkeys are.
Speaker 1:You can see the monkeys, but since it's like so dark in there, you can't really, you just see like their silhouette. You know they put it with the 5000 lumens.
Speaker 2:Flashlight for the monkey blinded while he's trying to swing he jumps, reaches for the rope.
Speaker 1:You cut the flashlight on he. She misses Motherfuckers Right here, thunk yeah he'll be all right.
Speaker 2:Be over here, are you good, hit him with that strobe light.
Speaker 1:Motherfuckers just twitching up the crap.
Speaker 2:Have you had anything? To drink tonight, sir, go ahead, keep your hands out of your pocket.
Speaker 1:Stop resisting. Nah, I wasn't going to say but no, no, that was about it. Like we went there and, like it was nice, you know, took uh, it was me, my girlfriend, um, some girl that her mom like it's, like her mom's client for like food, like she comes, and it was the lady's daughter, and we took her to go to the national, the greensboro science, whatever it's called, and she was with us and then, uh, obviously, junior with thoughts and his girlfriend were there too okay so it was pretty nice okay and two.
Speaker 1:We like got through with everything. We walked inside, bro, it was like flashing lights. Uh-huh, there was a fire, oh shit I would have been sitting there.
Speaker 2:damn, I was watching, I was looking at the light strobe. I was like flashing lights. There was a fire, oh shit, I would have been sitting there.
Speaker 1:Damn, I was watching. I was looking at the light strobe. I was like, yeah, that's what the fuck I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:Who said?
Speaker 1:this is the atmosphere I want right here, hey, I was over about to get down, bro. I was like damn bro, they got the lights in here. You said you put some kumbaya on. I'm about to get down. Who's just looking at the fire? Yeah, bro, they're like. And then, no, they came up on the intercom.
Speaker 2:They're like Get the fuck out, get the fuck out.
Speaker 1:They're pretty much saying like this is an announcement that there has been a fire reported in the building. Please evacuate or find the nearest exit. The exit closer to us was the exit to go to like back outside to where like the turtles and everything right. I'm like, bro, we're trapped here, we're trapped oh, I know what you're talking about everything like inside my head. I'm like bro, the animals are gonna escape. Who wrote the whole game? No, they're gonna get out, they're gonna me.
Speaker 2:I can't blame them. They're gonna be hitting you with the stroke. Oh, you like that.
Speaker 1:You like that you about to get his uh hit back bro, his leg back. But no, it was going to like I was just messing around. But I was like what if?
Speaker 2:What if scenario, bro? If I was there, I would have freaked out, I would have caught him.
Speaker 1:Watch out, whoa, whoa, it's a fire, it's a broken fire. Whoa, everybody, save yourself.
Speaker 2:They Everybody save yourself. They said we're gonna burn, we're gonna burn alive.
Speaker 1:People are dying back there. The shark escaped.
Speaker 2:The shark is running. The penguins are loose, oh fuck. And then the penguin from Batman Shows up at the door.
Speaker 1:But Nah, it was like we had to sit out there For like 30 minutes, bro, I was like bro, that shit, not even that serious. The whole fire department Pulled up. It was like we had to sit out there For like 30 minutes, bro, I was like bro, that shit, not even that serious. Oh fire department pulled up. I was like, oh shit. Some lady walking by Was like, oh, this happened last week. Somebody um Pulled the fire alarm To be like Fucking dickhead bro.
Speaker 2:I'm like bro, that should be.
Speaker 1:Is that a crime to do that? Yeah, I think it is like a felony or some shit.
Speaker 2:Get him fucking throw him in jail, bro put him in jail, throw him in there with the monkeys what you mean let them fend for himself, bro, what you mean let them fend for himself.
Speaker 1:Bro, you know we're there for like another 30 minutes, but no, we got there. We're supposed to go inside like 6 30. We went in like 6 40. We left like 9 30 or some shit okay yeah, like 9 30 we're back inside the car. So it was like damn bro, my legs were tired, but other than that that was pretty, it was just.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was pretty nice, though I liked it but, um, what else happened that?
Speaker 1:um, that's pretty much it, bro. I really didn't have nothing else.
Speaker 2:Nothing too eventful. Yeah, nothing too eventful. That's good though, At least not this week. Wait till next week. Who's going to get crazy with it?
Speaker 1:Next week is Christmas week For all y'all listening. When y'all hear this episode, it's going to be this Sunday coming up, so what does that make it? What's today, the 19.?
Speaker 2:Yeah, 2019.
Speaker 1:So that'll be the 22nd. Let me cut my thing down.
Speaker 2:When is Christmas?
Speaker 1:Wednesday Wednesday Third yeah, wednesday, oh no, let me tell you what happened. Let me tell you Today, as a matter of fact, I went to the DMV.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry y'all this might be a little boring but y'all can skip past this. Go ahead, Go ahead.
Speaker 1:The registration place, the title place.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, okay.
Speaker 1:Bro, I got this car from my cousin or whatever, right, and you know I'm going in there to do like a title transfer. Dude going to look me straight in the face and be like oh, where's your? Like, what's your license plate? Or some shit like that. Like why are you driving with the old license plate, or some shit, when you're supposed to have a new license? He said some bullshit like that. I'm like what do you mean? He's like you're supposed to have a new license plate if you're doing a title transfer. I'm like that's why I'm here. He's like well, you're going to need a new license plate. But the face he gave me was like Like a stank face.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's like. Why are you?
Speaker 1:Even though you're there, You're supposed to have a new license plate when you do a title transfer. I'm like what the fuck am I here for then?
Speaker 2:Fucking dumbass. I hope you listen to this episode. Fucking idiot. This the most DMV shit. No, you can't sign this form here. You need to sign the form over there. You get the form over there.
Speaker 1:No, now you need this other form. Bro, your job is not that hard bro.
Speaker 1:Get the fuck Bro that is, that is peak government. My face got red. I looked at him. I was like what am I here for then? And then I got my card out. He's like well, I'm going to have to charge you this $8 fee and it's got to be in cash. Charge me nine, make it go to 10 right here and get my change back, bitch Bitch. And then he's like the whole total is going to be $300 something dollars. Here goes my debit card. Bitch, run that, bitch, run it twice. I'm over there tapping my card. I'm like tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. Sir, can you please stop tapping your card? Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.
Speaker 1:Suck my dick bitch Fucking dumbass bro. Wow, I got to do so much work. I gotta I gotta make sure these numbers are right. Oh, it's so hard, man, fuck y'all run from the bottom of my heart.
Speaker 2:That's peak dmv shit right there y'all the scum of this earth.
Speaker 1:Bro, no cat is peak peak dmv government.
Speaker 2:Work shit right there for real bro bro got me heated.
Speaker 1:Bro, I can't even say some of this shit I want to say because they're gonna have, they're gonna come use that shit as evidence and indict me, bro, incriminate me, oh shit.
Speaker 2:That shit got me heated, bro. I already know, I already know.
Speaker 1:And then he was like what the fuck else did he say? He said some other slick shit, bro. And I was like, bro, I ain't say it to him inside my house, like brian ain't trying to hear none of this. And then he's like I was like what do I do with my old uh tags, or whatever? He's like, well, you got to bring it in, y'all can come get that, y'all can come get it. I don't give a, so you can get a blood. I was like, bro, I didn't know, like if I knew I would have took it off or whatever. Then I would have had no tags.
Speaker 2:Dumbass bro it's, it's shit like that, but like they, they really don't. They be saying some of the dumbest shit. His face was like yeah, they be having respect, they be having attitude, bro, I don't fucking know yeah, bro, they be having.
Speaker 1:If I would have known, then I would have done it. But right, how the fuck am I gonna get new tags if I gotta come to a registration place to get new tags and riddle me this bitch?
Speaker 2:dumbass. Riddle me these, riddle me this.
Speaker 1:Dmv, uh, dmv uh, employee like the title registration people like they're usually good people like at least the last couple times I've been. They've been really nice and sweet, but it was some dude, bro, some four-eyed freak be looking straight at the camera. No, bro, but it's all good, it's whatever. You know, I got this shit done out the way, so it is what it is.
Speaker 2:Can't let it bro, I can't let it get to me. I think everybody has experience that that type of tomfoolery of that or that, that wavelength, bro they be getting so mad too.
Speaker 1:You don't have all your paperwork, which what?
Speaker 2:paperwork bro. They be acting worse than teacher bro. They be acting like they get paid to determine what you got or not.
Speaker 1:Right, if you ain't got all your paperwork, I'm gonna have to ask you to stand out of line. Oh my, I can get my proof of insurance right now from Geico. I can. Sorry, we can't do digital. Oh my, I'm gonna get it printed out. Yeah, print it out or fax it over. Oh my, who the fuck got a fax? Get with the fucking times, it's crazy. Right, then you're gonna be in the hospital using your old tech. If you want to do it like that, you, you gotta do it the old, regular way, the fuck I do as you go to a hospital and they were like oh, we only do things old-fashioned here.
Speaker 1:You ain't getting no heart transplant, you ain't getting no blood transfusion, you just gonna get amputated.
Speaker 2:Look at you, dumb as fuck, amputated and suck in your mouth and pushed out the way.
Speaker 1:They going to staple your arm.
Speaker 2:They going to staple your arm.
Speaker 1:They going to leave you bleed out in the emergency room. When they staple your arm, then you going to have a crazy scar on your arm and a crazy story for a podcast. That's the old fashioned way. Then they nick one of your veins and now your dick's hard all the time.
Speaker 2:Story of my life, Story of my life. It's like you look down, there's nothing there. Hey, I ain't saying it was bullshitting right now I'm bricked. The fuck up right now. Whole teepee right now, but nah up right now.
Speaker 1:Whole teepee right now, but nah, that's pretty much it. I ain't trying to give it too much energy. I feel that bro.
Speaker 2:That's how it was. What was it two weeks ago, last week?
Speaker 1:I remember when you were talking about that, but I ain't trying to give those people my energy, bro.
Speaker 2:They ooh, they piss me off. It sucks, but at least for these wonderful people that listen to us.
Speaker 1:Yeah, sorry about that, they don't need it.
Speaker 2:No, no, that's all right. But they're probably beating on their chest too Right, I know that's right. They feel that I know that's right. Reverence, yeah, I know.
Speaker 1:I appreciate you. I'm a man of the people. Go ahead and send a $50 gift card Go ahead.
Speaker 2:So registration office, if y'all like to donate, it's just your image and the image of a DMV.
Speaker 1:They emotionally scarred me. If y'all like to support my funds, Me personally.
Speaker 2:I'm donating millions of dollars from this other charity work.
Speaker 1:Nah, bro, that was pretty much it, I'll pay you bro.
Speaker 2:That should be the shittiest bro, and especially I swear it be on the days that you just having a good day. I was having a good day.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean. Yeah, I was like I got all my paperwork.
Speaker 2:Right, right, you just feeling good, you thinking, you doing good. You know you like I'm on top of things, you know I'm getting right.
Speaker 1:And then a crusty fucker at ruins it. Just ruining an ass hair, bro, why are you spiking your hair?
Speaker 2:but that shit is so much I can see your scalp with your dumb ass, if you spanking your hair, that shit look like hey, my boy, if I could, if I can see to the back of your head with this, no, no, go, go ahead, ain't no patchy ass fucking grass, bro goofy ass she look like my front uh front yard.
Speaker 1:Uh, I just know he still live with his mama, bro, I know for a fact he does bro. Nah, that's crazy that shit. I know he don't wash. I mean there's nothing wrong with that, Don't get me wrong. Ain't nothing wrong with living with your parents, but at that age that man was like 50-something. Nah 50-something for real. He looked like he was in his late 40s, early 50s. Damn, I know, bro, damn and you bringing that energy to work Right for real Almost at closing time.
Speaker 2:Calm down, bro. You only got one more hour left you bringing the energy to work. I can't. I used to. When I was like Me, I worked the whole day.
Speaker 1:I can't stand y'all man. Don't ask me for shit, man. I'm trying Focus on my stuff. Hold.
Speaker 2:Ted Jones in the back. You don't got the right paperwork to tell me how to do this.
Speaker 1:Send it back. The guys I work with. Y'all ain't give me the right paperwork. I can't cut this stuff out, Y'all ain't bring me the right wood.
Speaker 2:This is not the right material. I'm not doing shit for the rest of the day Sometimes. Sometimes you just got to call it quits. Really Sometimes. Sometimes you get there eight in the morning, it's just not feeling right. You gotta go home. You gotta go home. You gotta go home, get breakfast recalibrate. Recalibrate because sometimes if you're not in the headspace the work gonna be fucked up. For the rest of the right you can't be killing the work by you can't do sometimes, but I can't help it.
Speaker 1:Y'all just annoying me who be throwing?
Speaker 2:who be throwing shit in the workshop? Hey, shit, shit right here, stop throwing shit.
Speaker 1:No, bro, I can't be like that bro, I can't stand people like that.
Speaker 2:I can't see you going crazy like that.
Speaker 1:No, not there, bro. If I was with my uncles, I'd throw the fuck out my hard head. I'd throw the fuck out his drill. That D-Walk going to go Flying right past everybody. Who's they going to chuck you? A drill like a football. I remember one time me and my uncle got into an argument. He's like you acting like a lady, like you acting like a girl, because you always complaining. I got in his face. I was like ooh, I want to slap the fuck out of you right now. He said do it. I was like the only one acting like a lady here is you bitch. He said ooh, I told that man, I'm about to slap the fucking shit. Then my other uncle gonna come up to me. He started walking towards me like he was gonna say something Bro, I was gonna deck him. Bro, blood or not, you step on my toes. I'm hollering. I'm hollering and swinging. I'm hollering and swinging. We got the self defense part down correctly. I'm hollering this weekend.
Speaker 2:Ah, we got the self-defense part down correctly. You gotta be a victim before you can self-defense. That's right, he stepped on my toes. You gotta be a victim first. Some motherfuckers be jumping in too early, bro. Right, my fault.
Speaker 1:That was just a reflex. I'm sorry. I'm sorry Sometimes.
Speaker 2:Sometimes, motherfuckers, be they going too, too quick into it. Right, they hit first and then they can't play the victim afterwards if you hit first. That's enough of that, bro, let's, let's.
Speaker 1:Let's lead into something interesting so today's subject is going to be let them know yayo anal beads are they good for you? Can they fit in your mouth? If you put honey on anal beads, put them to freeze and and leave them in your mouth, is it beneficial for your health?
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Speaker 2:I start off with two inches of diamond God damn. Sorry, I'm a little tight Shit, literally just plop sound, you push it and shit plop on the floor.
Speaker 1:No, but today's subject is going to be about what'd you say Christmas horror stories.
Speaker 2:Like scary stories, christmas horror stories. Like scary stories. Scary stories, yep.
Speaker 1:So we're going to do a little bit of that and then I'm also going to give y'all the results of my Ancestrycom results. But before we get into that, I'd like to address. Make an address real quick, go ahead dress making a dress real quick. Dear chinese, japanese, washingtonese slant eyes people, all the ease.
Speaker 2:I would like to ask for an apology I mean wait a minute, I would like to, I would like for y'all to apologize to me.
Speaker 1:I would like to apologize.
Speaker 2:I'm correct next time you talk, you come correct you, piece of shit.
Speaker 1:Apologize. I would like to apologize to all the Asian people. I thought I had Asian in my blood Apparently. I don't Turned out it was just soy sauce. I said but I did find out, I'm Mexican. Oh wait.
Speaker 2:Hold on, that is news. Hold on, that is news. That is news. Hold on, that is news. Hold on, that is news. That is news. Hold on Right. That is news. Hold on, okay, okay.
Speaker 1:I'm actually Mexican. I'm surprised, my whole entire family.
Speaker 2:This whole time, this whole time, I thought he was Middle Eastern.
Speaker 1:This whole time I thought I was at least some Puerto Rican, but apparently I don't have no Puerto.
Speaker 2:Rican, no, puerto Rican. Nah bro no.
Speaker 1:Puerto Rican no, bad Bunny, no Bad Bunny, no Conejo, malo no Conejo.
Speaker 2:Damn, Go ahead, hit him. Bye Bunny.
Speaker 1:Bad Bunny.
Speaker 2:I'm okay, I see it. Hold on, man, hold on, they might be wrong. They might be wrong, yeah, yeah. Bro, just need to say, bro, just ain't the same, that's a good, perfect song.
Speaker 1:Um, so, apparently, um, what are you? What are you? What the fuck are you? After this spot, I mean, uh, ad break. Want a break from the ads, listen to this five seconds, five, five, five minute ad for a 10 free song and we're back now I found that I'm 73% indigenous Americas in Mexico, like I'm indigenous, 73% indigenous Mexican ho Indian.
Speaker 2:I'm an Indian. I'm what they like.
Speaker 1:Tonto un indio, I'm what they like to call Aztec or Mayan, you an Aztec warrior. Bro, I'm an Aztec warrior.
Speaker 2:Holy shit, no more locked doors. Holy shit, okay, okay.
Speaker 1:All right, I'm 18% Spain. Spain Vosotros vamos 18% de España. Bro, I'm 18% Spain. I didn't know that. I didn't know I was 18%, damn.
Speaker 2:Okay, check this out. Hold on, Hold on. I just wrote this. Hold on You're Mexican native, right this out. Hold on, Hold on. I just wrote this. Hold on You're Mexican native right? You're native Mexican. You got Spanish in you Somewhere along the lines of the conquistador.
Speaker 1:Fuck yo, Great, great, great, great, great, great great great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great great great, great, great, great, great, great grandma that's exactly what I was saying. Holy shit. Now this where it gets interesting, this word.
Speaker 1:This word is about the conservation shit okay, okay, I found out I'm part african, so check us out. So I'm about to do a dick reveal y'all. Let me know if it's true. I knew the color was off a little bit. I was like, damn, why is it so dark? Let's say it got spots on, it's like you could contract and it's like it wants to be a little brown, but then it gets a little dark. So it's like I call them freckles. But who said this? They?
Speaker 2:should look like at the red sea, where the, where the salt water meets the fresh water um yeah, I'm actually 2% Senegal Damn, I think that's how you say it Senegal. Like the Western African, western Africa, okay, okay.
Speaker 1:And I'm 2% Basque, basque, basque, oh, basque is. Yeah, you for my trial. Hold on, let me see best basket basket. Hold on, I'm about to show you a picture of my people. If anybody's from uh basket basket, shout out to all my people in basket basket. Shout out to all my uh western africans in bengal, shout out my peoples. Hold on, bro. This is a picture of my folks right here. Look at that. High kick, bro. That shit atrocious. Who are these people, though?
Speaker 2:Which ones are those? Those Spaniards, or those basket? That's them right there. Oh, that's them. Hold on. I almost said some fucked up shit Hold on this, be them.
Speaker 1:I think there's a place in I don't know where the fuck. That is what? These?
Speaker 2:motherfuckers. Go ahead bro, go ahead bro. Now you gotta learn that. Bro. Now for the festivities, you gotta hit that, you gotta hit that. Yeah, I'm gonna pick you up like that.
Speaker 1:These are my people.
Speaker 2:Bro, they invented planking.
Speaker 1:They were original plankers, bro. All right, I also figured out I'm 1% Cameroon. That's a what's that? Coastal?
Speaker 2:Who said they got shrimp in them?
Speaker 1:Is that coastal African or like Pacific Island?
Speaker 2:I don't even know, bro, I don't even. That's your people, bro, you're right, my fault. I never been that far over there, bro, all right, let's see Cameroon On the Gulf of Guinea. Okay.
Speaker 1:It's a Central African country of varied terrain and wildlife. Okay, okay so it's in Africa Central Africa I'm 1%. Western Bantu peoples. I don't know what that means. I'm 1% You're 1% two people. I'm 1% indigenous North American. Okay. You 1% two people. I'm 1% indigenous North American.
Speaker 2:I'm 1% Sephardic.
Speaker 1:Sephardic Whoa, whoa, whoa Sephardic Sephardic they got that for DC. I'm a Jew. I'm 1% Jew. That's right. That's right. My people were gassed. We were innocent.
Speaker 2:That's why he be after that. That's why he be after that Money on the top. Check this out, check this about to get crazy.
Speaker 1:Alright, go ahead. I'm 1% Germanic Europe, germanic I'm 1% German. And 1% Jew, oh, woah, woah, I was on both. I was playing both sides. Woah, I was playing both sides. Woah, the spa.
Speaker 2:The spa, my, my great-great-great-great-grandpa was Hitler.
Speaker 1:My great-great-great-great-aunt was Anne Frank. Who am I to get in this family feud? Who am I to put my one cent each side into this family feud? What can I do? I can't do nothing about it, bro. That's like being at a at a dinner table. Then they start arguing about why do you look like this, why do you smell like that? Why is your nose like this?
Speaker 2:meanwhile your great, great, great, great parents over there. Why you hiding?
Speaker 1:why you always looking for me and then my span, my spain, uh family in they try to take over and then like no, you can't.
Speaker 2:Damn bro. I'm everything, you, everything bro.
Speaker 1:I'm.
Speaker 2:Europe you.
Speaker 1:Africa. You dead ass everything, bro, and then here in Mexico. So I feel like my family was in Africa. What was that on? They got sold and trade to Spain.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Came from Spain to Mexico, Then from there I ended up here in the US Damn.
Speaker 2:Ka-ka.
Speaker 1:Damn. Home of the free, home of the free. I escaped.
Speaker 2:Home of the free and the brave.
Speaker 1:I broke out the cycle, Bro. That shit's crazy, though. What app or what website did you use? I use Ancestrycom Ancestrycom.
Speaker 2:Ancestrycom.
Speaker 1:Reverend slash Cosmic Co for 50% off. There you go. No, I'm just joking. A lot of people are going to get charged double. This coupon doesn't work. I will scam, yeah, but y'all typed it in.
Speaker 2:I appreciate it, so I'm going to do like a quick fun fact. Real quick, just real quick, real quick, before we get into the story.
Speaker 1:Go ahead, go ahead About my ancestors. All right, hold on.
Speaker 2:Sorry, I didn't mean to take up some of your time. No, you good, but this is mad interesting bro, let's see.
Speaker 1:So I'm going to give you a little bit of fun facts of people from Spain and Mexico.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. He said this is my culture. Go ahead, bro. This is a low, this is a low, drop A little bit of vibrancy, a little bit of spice. A little bit of pizzazz Into this, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:So us Spaniards, us Spaniards, you know, we like Late nights. We can't help that. We're nocturnal creatures, we can't help it. Dinner at 10, that's normal, it's normal. It's normal over there, over where you, at when you from Over where you, from Over where I'm from Over where us Spaniards, vosotros, where vosotros are from, you feel Y'all know what I'm talking about, bro. Y'all be dissing my language, bro.
Speaker 2:Y'all cannot be doing that. We brought y'all to where y'all are.
Speaker 1:We brought y'all dirty Mexicans to where y'all are about to kill all of us.
Speaker 1:If it wasn't for us Spaniards fucking around and taking some of y'all dirty Mexicans down there, then y'all wouldn't be where y'all are today. Y'all still be praising to sun, gods and shit, as I do, as I do, but nah, um, you know they, they like to party, they be dancing till the sun, the sun comes up. Another important thing that they do is siesta nap time. This is very important to you. Is this, is this, is this is, by law, something that we need to implement into corporate America, right, right? So at 3 pm they usually stop. What the fuck they're doing? Well, at least out in the country, I'm sure out in the city, that shit don't exist no more, because, you know, spain is like advanced a little bit.
Speaker 2:Just a little bit. I think they still got that.
Speaker 1:For real.
Speaker 2:Uh-huh in that time Like yeah. Go ahead my fault who am I to tell you about your culture? My fault, who am I?
Speaker 1:Who is this dirty Mexican interrupting me while I'm talking about the true prime top peak of the Mexican Spanish-speaking language? Who said that? The original super soldier, the original? This is what Hitler was talking about. He's talking about some major race. Spain is the major race superior to Mexican.
Speaker 2:I already know, you're about to say this for every 1%. Every 1% about to be the best.
Speaker 1:And don't even get me started on my Cameroon people. We're top of the line, cameroon.
Speaker 2:Cameroon, cameroon, cam started on my Cameroon people. We're top of the line. Cameron, cameron, cameron, cameron, cameroon Cameroon I don't know how to say it. Y'all please forgive me.
Speaker 1:Sorry, I'm not that deep into my roots yet. I'm working on it. I just found out what I am. Y'all can't blame me for not knowing You're really into your roots, but they do siestas and it's just like you know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:It's like 30 minutes hour nap or whatever. You know something slight, it's valid, I'll take that. I'll take that. I need that. Another thing is Spaniards are touchy-feely All right, so expect cheek, kisses, hugs, okay.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Personal space invading conversations. Okay. You know, dick, dick, grabbing Dick, grabbing dick, touching butthole licking. Just another Tuesday really.
Speaker 2:A little penetration.
Speaker 1:A little penetration.
Speaker 2:It's just a tip, so it don't count.
Speaker 1:It's not gay.
Speaker 2:Valley. I see it, I see it All right and then another thing he does that with me.
Speaker 1:I do all of that and more. That's just my Mexican side, though that's just my rapey side. Spaniards are very direct. They'll tell you straight up if your fit isn't clean, okay. If you gain weight, okay. If you just not it, we gonna tell you. That's just my Spain side showing I can't help, I am the way.
Speaker 2:I am gotta keep it a buck. Gotta keep it a buck, gotta keep it a buck.
Speaker 1:You know, most people act fake, but gotta keep it a peso.
Speaker 2:gotta keep it a peso, gotta keep it a peso.
Speaker 1:I don't even know the currency over here.
Speaker 2:I was about to say I feel like it's a sword. No, never mind.
Speaker 1:And another crazy thing is hand movements. You do talk with your hands.
Speaker 2:Some Spaniards. I can't help that we talk with our hands.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying. I can't help that we be talking with our, with our hands. Whole lot of hand motion. What does he mean? There's still a little bit in there, nah.
Speaker 2:Gotta do the same. Nah yeah, I'm about to clip that. I'm about to clip that. I'm about to clip that. It's just my Spain side show. Oh yeah, that's getting clipped. That is getting clipped.
Speaker 1:It's just my Spain side, my fault. Yo, my head is about to go crazy. What was I going to say? But yeah, that's the Spain side, okay, okay. So another thing is'm gonna give you like one festival uh, everybody knows it, running of the bulls okay, and pamplona, I think that's how you say it people voluntary run in front of angry bulls.
Speaker 2:You know they just literally like close the street office or whatever.
Speaker 1:Or like clear the streets out, let the bulls loose. Everybody's wearing like the right, the white with the red or whatever classic classic, fake or hard, and you just book it. You just try and get to the arena, make it it, then you dip. Just don't get ran over. I know you're going to do that. I'm going to go do it because I got to represent my roots. I'm going through each section of my ancestry and I'm going to represent my roots in each episode. Today was my Mexican celebration Sorry.
Speaker 2:I was more Mexican though, with the Capaz de la Sierra Y'all see it, y'all, see it collective edition y'all don't know about this, don't make it no more, oh shit you had to be there to know his dick.
Speaker 1:I heard that his dick sorry, that's just my African side madman, madman alright, so let me give you some, some little quirks About us Spaniard people. Alright, alright, we're obsessed with ham.
Speaker 2:He does like himself A ham sandwich.
Speaker 1:I can't help it. Punctuality Que es eso? We don't care about that shit. Oh, I was about to say he is very punctual. We gonna pull up Whenever we pull up. I might be Spaniard Shit. No, no, no. We're going to pull up whenever we pull up. I might be Spaniard Shit. No, no, no. You're from the jungle, or something like that.
Speaker 2:You're more Indian, you're 84%.
Speaker 1:Indian. No, I'm just joking, bro. Yeah, punctuality, I'm usually late to work. Shout out my boss man, he be looking at me Late again. Yeah, I'm Spaniard.
Speaker 2:I can't help it. I can't help it. I'm Spaniard. Go ahead, that's your next line.
Speaker 1:So, spaniards, if there's a holiday on Thursday, fuck it, go ahead and take Friday off, go ahead. Might as well, bro, make it a bridge day. Go long weekend I just can't help that. I'm just spanish things. That's simple maths. If I spanish, if I ain't gotta work thursday, why am I gonna pull up friday? No, making no sense, man, because you, because you that's basically the end.
Speaker 2:If you, if you leaving thursday, that's basically it. That's the week. That's that's as a matter of fact. I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that the whole week. It's monday. I'm not coming here Friday. Why do I need to show up?
Speaker 1:So another thing about Spaniards you can't order a coffee without making it complicated. For example, if you want a cafe, you want a cortado, you want a solo con leche manchado. You know we got so much complexities to this, but you know y'all got starbucks. I guess that's complicated for some simple minded, smooth brain people that that seemed like something y'all people would do. But you know, that's, that's just us fancy people I mean y'all, yeah, let me, get all me milk, wow nah this is man starbucks what doobie doob?
Speaker 2:What is your Starbucks, go ahead.
Speaker 1:Go ahead. It's a frappuccino Caramel, frappuccino Cut. Half an egg, nah, two pumps, two pumps Extra caramel drizzle. But we got that. And then we got the Mexican side. I'll just do like a quick breeze through, because I know you want to do the horror stories and we promised them.
Speaker 2:No, you good bro, you good, it's lore, it's lore dropping bro.
Speaker 1:So from my Mexican side, you know, obviously, like the mannerisms of Mexicans, you know family comes first, you know. Right A lot of Mexican people would usually value their family.
Speaker 1:Now, I never said it was a beautiful family, you know you know, obviously people are gonna get beat as one does as one does as one. Obviously people are gonna have to deal with alcohol. I mean alcoholics, yeah yeah. Drug addicts, yeah, yeah. People that don't pay their debts, yeah, yeah, let me hold five bucks. Never see them again. They'll actually cut ties off with you because of five bucks. That'd be, that'd be mad at you. What do you do to you? He let me borrow five bucks, but he won't let me borrow no more. And then you can. You can actually chime in on some of these. Like you do see that a lot of people do put like family first, though. Right and uh, in the mexican community, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Or, like you know, obviously, the whatever the abuelita says like the grandma says you know, a lot of people do put like family first, though, right In the Mexican community, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, or, like you know, obviously, the whatever the abuelita says, like the grandma says, you know you would usually like try and honor them the most In some families. Nah, fuck, nah, I'm just playing.
Speaker 1:In some families that's not all going to be the same.
Speaker 2:I was going to say yeah's one part of Mexicans, Mexican-ness, I don't take off. You feel me? That's that.
Speaker 1:That's why I don't get the 100% I don't even check off the family, I don't even check off on that one. But here we are. You know, most of them, most of them, their dads are hard on them. Their dads make them wake up early to go feed the cows.
Speaker 2:Not me, not me, dad, where you at?
Speaker 1:I need you to come home. I miss you. The milk isn't that hard to find. I found like a couple jugs of wine. I got some at the house. You know what? I'll pay you the child support. Damn, damn. Please come home for the holidays.
Speaker 2:You know what I'll pay you the child support.
Speaker 1:Damn, damn. Please come home for the holiday. Santa Claus only wants one thing. Santa Claus, me going to the mall. Santa Claus at the mall every year. What do you want for Christmas? This is the 20th time I've seen you past through the couple years. You know I just want my father. Yeah, get up. Get up, because you're making my dick harder to suck right now. From how desperate you seem, you get too desperate in your eyes. I see it. That shit making my dick harder to suck right now. You need to start coming here and begging me. How do you know my kink? Who told you? Then my wife sends you, starts choking you. She's trying to get to my Mustang. I know that pee. I've been on my ass ever since.
Speaker 2:Who do you work for?
Speaker 1:So another thing that Mexican people do mannerism or whatever is politeness. They're respectful. They'll say I consider myself a polite guy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, I say thank you At least for people that don't really don't know you Don't know. Yeah, I was going to say You're trying to be respectful and being like say Don Doña like Mr Miz. Yeah, yeah, because if I see a fine shit walking across the room, hey, bitch, come over here. I can feel that pulse all the way over here.
Speaker 1:I can feel the heat from that thing, but not like most people do be like you know pretty good manner, like mannered or whatever, yeah, yeah, at least like in the grand scheme of things, because the people we know, in the grand scheme of things, the people we know they're usually not like that.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, a lot of people I know they'll know they won't even say what's up? Shake your hand doing all that bullshit.
Speaker 2:At least growing up, I did see a bunch of mannerisms. Uh-huh.
Speaker 1:That's a little to deal Like. Go shake your uncle's hand.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that is something nowadays. Go give him a hug and say goodbye, that is something nowadays. Yeah, the youngins don't really got that. Respect that, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now there are some wild motherfuckers out there, like you said they be having. No, they just walk in, don't doubt nobody else. I used to be one of them. I do. If I don't fuck with you still For real, bro.
Speaker 1:If I don't fuck with you, you know that that's the shit I be doing now. I don't be saying what's up to everybody. I just walk in, say the person I want to talk to and that's it. That's it.
Speaker 2:I ain't shaking hands with nobody else. Y'all want to come say what's up to me come say what's up?
Speaker 1:I don't know y'all. Y'all didn't know me. If y'all took my asshole, then you know Mexicans are never, never on time.
Speaker 2:I can attest to this. I can attest to this as well, but that's also my Spaniards, personally, personally, that that's. That's a little double entendre right there. That's what it is. Yep, a little. It's hard because you try to be on time, but then your Spanish side comes up and then it won't let you be on time.
Speaker 1:I can't be on time. It's just in my DNA. I can't help it.
Speaker 2:I'm not even Spaniard and I have trouble with that. So I mean it's hard, it's hard being on time, and then you gotta ask yourself what is time time is irrelevant to the situation that I'm in, because, because really a week or a year from now, the asteroid could still hit Earth. The asteroid, what is he talking about? And then you don't think about it. Damn, what asteroid are you talking about? Oh, y'all don't know yet. Oh, my fault, y'all are from the future.
Speaker 1:I came back. Y'all might not know yet. I need to get out of here before they come find me my fault.
Speaker 2:I thought I was in the right timeline.
Speaker 1:All right. So another thing that Mexican people do is they hug it out.
Speaker 2:They hug it out, what you mean.
Speaker 1:Greetings involve hugs, cheek kisses, warm smiles, a little blowjob in the kitchen. You know, a little blowjob in the kitchen while everybody's turning around, or if everybody is turned, the other way towards you Compadre, compadre.
Speaker 2:What did I tell you about that? What did I tell you about that? Agarra, agarra.
Speaker 1:It's just two dudes being dudes.
Speaker 2:It's just two dudes being, it's just two dudes being just two, uh, two chill guys, two chill spaniard and mexican guys no, spaniards don't be doing that, no I see, I see the, I see the so another thing about mexican people street food culture.
Speaker 1:If you go to mexico, you're gonna see everyone selling food. Everyone everyone owns a taco.
Speaker 2:With that being said, not everyone's food is good. Don't be, don't. Don't. Don't be going just because let me tell you how this for the uh people that be, uh, they be venturing out there. Don't go to every spot. Go to where all the people's at, I know maybe a little comfortable. Don't go to that motherfucker on the corner that nobody going to.
Speaker 1:No, because some people be gassing up some places, though. You know what I mean. Well, yeah, you're right. But in all seriousness, like Yayo said, you can't hit up every spot, because then you might get dogged straight up. You might think it's sacred chicken You're getting a rattled dog, you can. Maybe You're getting a sacred chicken.
Speaker 2:You're getting a rattle dog you can.
Speaker 1:maybe You're getting the meat special.
Speaker 2:You're getting the never mind Getting the Chopped cheese. No bear, I can't think of the, the sequestrados.
Speaker 1:Oh no, You'll get the kidnap victims.
Speaker 2:There you go. Tell me a minute, tell me a minute.
Speaker 1:The witnesses. We'll come back. We'll come back, all right, so some festivities in Mexico.
Speaker 2:Dia de los Muertos you know, easy, easy Did y'all ever do, oh yeah y'all did do Dia de los Muertos, did y'all we?
Speaker 1:kind of. It's not really necessarily that, but we kind of did do kind of like the same aspect of huh, no same aspect of like honoring the dead. You know, when somebody passes away, we like put up, I guess like a shrine of them, you know, candles, pray for them.
Speaker 2:That's kind of like the aspect. Okay, okay, I was going to say because now I think about it, oh there, they'd be going to like the cemetery.
Speaker 1:But I was like me pulling up to a random cemetery.
Speaker 2:I was about to say pulling up to a random person's grave site. He was such a good man.
Speaker 1:Such a good man, the family. Can you please leave the dog alone? I can still hear him. I can still hear his ancestors speaking to me. You see his little paws right there.
Speaker 2:His hand, he turned into a dog.
Speaker 1:Y'all never did anything like that Nah we didn't do anything.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, I don't think my people from Mexico did anything. You gotta call and ask, bro.
Speaker 1:Another thing that's popular in Mexico is Grito de Dolores.
Speaker 2:What is that bro?
Speaker 1:On September 15th, Mexicans gathered to shout Viva Mexico and drink enough tequila to keep the agave industry thriving.
Speaker 2:Okay, I do that on a Tuesday morning sometimes. But whatever works, whatever floats your boat, I guess.
Speaker 1:But I didn't know that was a thing, but the Grito de Dolores.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I didn't know that was a thing. I didn't know that was a thing. I didn't know that was a thing. You said September 15th, that's Independence Day isn't it?
Speaker 1:Yes, I know Diego said when he was in Mexico they do that. Oh, they did it, you know everybody gets out and they'll just start screaming and they do festival type of thing They'll have food Me screaming out the window. Please help me church yeah wey Me está agarrando. Me está agarrando. Yeah, wey Mi culo, no mames.
Speaker 2:Churria, ¿qué te cargas Taz? Let me do that. I didn't know they did that, I just knew it was acceleration, but I ain't know. Damn bro, yeah, I didn't know it was like a festival thing, knew it was a celebration, but I ain't know. Damn bro.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I ain't know it was like a festival thing.
Speaker 2:They should do that with the Aztec death whistles, bro. That shit was sounding there, bro, the whole town, bro, the whole city At night, bro.
Speaker 1:Bro, that shit would go crazy. How about to give every kid out there PTSD?
Speaker 2:and traumatized. They need it.
Speaker 1:They need. It All right. So another thing, las Posadas. It's like a nine day of Christmas celebration, involving reenactments, piñatas, tamales.
Speaker 2:Ya, de posadas de hecho, yeah, we actually went to a church yesterday. Oh, for real, they're doing like posadas right now. Oh okay, what they got? They good.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the food wasn't too bad. I mean, my girlfriend's mom made the tamales for yesterday.
Speaker 2:That was good, so everybody like takes turns making the food and bringing it.
Speaker 1:Another thing is quinceañeras, so go ahead, talk about it.
Speaker 2:So when I was younger, I didn't know that quinceañeras were just for girls. So as I was growing up, I was stressed, bro. I was like Bro, no, cause. I was like. I was like Bro, I ain't tryna ask nobody Like. I was like I don't want nobody Come to my shit. I was like I don't wanna have Fucking king style. Yeah, I was like that shit, gay, that shit.
Speaker 1:What color is my dress?
Speaker 2:Gonna be. Oh my god, then they for real.
Speaker 1:Bro, I was like then they gonna have to give me a GI Joe doll. Then I gotta find my main chamba line. I gotta have four. Gotta have four. Then I can't have no diamonds or anything.
Speaker 2:I about asked you.
Speaker 1:I got you, bro, I done, picked you up and everything.
Speaker 2:I was like the, just stressing. I was like, bro, I ain't trying to have four, bro, I ain't trying to do this shit. I was straight up Stressing bro, I was like.
Speaker 2:I ain't trying to have this shit. And then I was like Baby, I keep quiet about it, my mom won't say nothing. So Me over here for years Thinking, you know, I'm on top of it, you know I ain't gonna mention nothing. And then, like, somewhere along the line, I was like Wait, it's just for, like, it's just for females. Quinceañera is not for dudes. Yeah, I was stressing, bro, I was stressing for the longest, bro, after I went to one, because Shardy was like yeah, dude, you know, she got into my head. I was just wondering.
Speaker 1:Everybody does it when they're 15. You're like, damn, I'm about to be 15.
Speaker 2:Yeah, bro, that's it.
Speaker 1:What food am I going to have? What limo do I want?
Speaker 2:Brought me over here looking. My parents can't afford this.
Speaker 1:What's my baile sorpresa gonna be? But I was like I ain't trying to go to practice for dad's practice. Who's about to have that? We seen in Yandel playing at their king's that motherfucking.
Speaker 2:Arcangel. That shit had me stressing, bro, that shit had me stressing bro, that shit had me stressing bro that shit is so cringy, bro.
Speaker 1:That shit, how hard is that, bro. The video editing is so cringy. To all y'all girls out there that had y'all Keenzy videos, my hat's off to you. I'm glad y'all had that. That's a beautiful thing.
Speaker 2:That shit was trash them motherfuckers only there because they wanted a hit.
Speaker 1:Oh, Ass Really did you like that and on video, I'd sue somebody.
Speaker 2:But I'd shoot the functional, really I'd up the switch on them, nephew.
Speaker 1:Really, Really, and then y'all going to have them do your hair like that. Ooh, I know you watching that video being mad as hell Like why she do it like that Girl, homegirl. I'm trying to tell you the same thing. I don't know why they did you like that With that bright-ass blue eyeliner.
Speaker 2:Ugly-ass eyeliner. The other thing with the shade up here Ugly-ass bro.
Speaker 1:Then you got all that glitter on your face. Ooh, they really did you like that. You look so oily. Oh, my goodness, your dress don't even fit you now, all right.
Speaker 2:Then the limo breaks down on you. Oh my, it's the worst day ever, not the worst. The worst when they don't show up, when they don't show up, and everybody's there already and they're just waiting on. Oh, oh my god oh no.
Speaker 1:And then to all the girls out there that had to deal with any like that, uh, I guess the traumatic experience of their crush fingering some other girl on that day, oh my goodness, I feel for you.
Speaker 2:This sounds like a personal experience. This seems like it has a name attached.
Speaker 1:He got away from me. It was supposed to be my ass he said it was supposed to be my ass.
Speaker 2:His dick fell off again.
Speaker 1:My fault y'all, that's my African side.
Speaker 2:How was that? How was that? Because you were one, weren't you?
Speaker 1:I was a chambalon.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you were a chambalon. Right.
Speaker 1:Shout out Jessica, I was Jessica's chambalon.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yeah yeah, and Maribel. Yeah, I was a chambalon for at that time.
Speaker 1:Bro, I was getting down.
Speaker 2:Go ahead. I know, you still know, I know, you still know the five, the five steps.
Speaker 1:I hit this shit quick, I hit that.
Speaker 2:You got it, bro. That was, that was a classic. You got to hit yep, yep.
Speaker 1:I was out there getting it, bro, getting it bro. This bitch is going crazy. It smells. Every time I went around the ring, bro, it smelled like straight vagina bro, that shit smell good, damn oh smells like sex in here. Oh, I love it here. It smells so good.
Speaker 2:Then they was on a menstrual cycle, bro my animalistic side was you were at 15, you you were at 15 too.
Speaker 1:I was 15, what can?
Speaker 2:I, I can't help it. That was your prime uh primal instinct.
Speaker 1:Right, that's my primal instinct, bro. Nah, but it was pretty cool. You know, we did, uh, I think for jessica's. You know, I had my botas picudas or whatever you want to call them. I had them big boots, the tribal, the botas tribal the tips were like all the way up here for all the visual people that are watching the visuals and not just watching the audio for all the audio listeners. It was this big type in boots with long tip put it tribal, tribal type in big long tip.
Speaker 1:Big long black tip. Big long black tip. I promise you this show Uncut, uncut Type in big long BBC. I promise you're going to see my boots, that's just an acronym.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's the name of the boots. Just type that in.
Speaker 1:It's a big black cool boots. But you know this b is silent, so it's just bbc.
Speaker 2:Trust me, look it up now.
Speaker 1:It was pretty fun, you know they. It was like during like the three-ball era yes, that was, that was really.
Speaker 2:I was still there, bro, because I can't imagine that with all these. Uh, bro, I put telling, put the song on pause. I see that shit being whack as hell, bro.
Speaker 1:So we was getting down, bro, and they were like you gonna do a handstand with one hand. I said, oh shit, there's a picture and everything I know. She still has her kinship video, if y'all want proof y'all just DM me though 20 likes and I'll release the video. Go ahead, the whole movie. I'm going to make 20 accounts, but you know we're dancing.
Speaker 2:The whole movie is crazy. Hold on, release the whole movie, hold on.
Speaker 1:And you know I did my thing. People were like he ain't going to do it. He ain't going to do it. Well, you hit that one head Bro. I'm talking about all the bitches. There was going crazy, bro. Where are we? It's just my African side and you know everybody's like oh shit and you know they were like again, again. So I'm over it, the hype man was like y'all wanna see them dance again.
Speaker 2:See, yeah, he's so handsome that's the way let's say thanks, mom wow, his dick's so big appreciate that deal and now, bro, we had to get back in position.
Speaker 1:You know, it's like I was, you know, first time. You know I was a little nervous, but you know I hit it, but you hit it the first time, so you hit the first time, so I was like I was already dancing, getting loose with it, bro, then everybody was waiting, everybody's like ah, I can feel the tension. Wow, hit the one hand handstand again and I I didn't think about it, but when you come down, the boots?
Speaker 1:Yeah, the boots are getting before your foot does so I had to tuck my leg in a certain way and land like on my toes. Damn who had it packed down. I had it packed down, bro. Everyone, even the dudes, was wet, bro. I could tell they tips because they looked at me like they're like how'd you do it? The dude came up to me. He's like how'd you do it? Then both of us like I was like don't worry about it, I was like the dick man that's all it is.
Speaker 2:It's the counterweight. It's the counterweight. The dick went from the dick and the boots was right there. It's a pendulum. He's like mmm, show me so so.
Speaker 1:I went to that, I went to the bathroom and I showed him. You know, 15 seconds later, you know I came out, you know Ejaculated and everything bro.
Speaker 2:That's what it does. Relieved.
Speaker 1:Calm, calm as hell. Nah, but people were pretty Hyped about it, you know, when they did have the chance To talk to me like yeah. You were the guy dancing.
Speaker 2:The same one, the same one. One, the same titties. I guess same one dude chest hair.
Speaker 1:I moved double d's damn they were like yeah, then you know, people were saying you know, you did good, you did really good, blah, blah. You know, you know you want to fuck my wife.
Speaker 2:I mean, bro, all right, I guess right if you, if you, if you insist, what are you going to do?
Speaker 1:with the boots, I guess I am Look down, look down. How'd you know? How'd you find me? Nah, it was pretty lit, though it was pretty cool, damn bro, that was pretty cool. Yeah, I've been talking about this too long.
Speaker 2:But did you have any kinta things? Did you ever go to like A Quinta as a kid? I went to Quintas. Let's see, as a kid, nothing too crazy. Nothing too crazy At the time. I would go. It was Cause my mom got invited and she was like you know, let's go Type shit. But it's not that I wanted to be there.
Speaker 1:Bro, I can't tell you how many times I know people that were always fingering bitches at them geenses bro Motherfuckers really came up, smell this, bro, bro, bro, that shit smell like armpits, bro. Motherfucker, it's hot out here. It's hot out here. Fuck you doing, bro, you flexing some crazy Bro, wash your hands.
Speaker 2:Motherfuckers touching everything like this. Bro them two fingers they touching, bro, them two fingers getting guarded the rest of the day.
Speaker 1:I ain't watching this, bro. I'm going to keep my hands like this Dirty bro, I know exactly what you're talking about. Bro, motherfuckers, Stay fingering bitches at them. Quince bro, I'm like bro, that shit crazy.
Speaker 2:Now that you mention it, you're right. The whole function of this smell like pussy bro.
Speaker 1:Whole function of this smell like pussy bro. No, I don't know if it was the girls, the you know turning 15, turning 16, or if it was the tias. Just seeing todo el pinche macho, todo este pinche cuerpazo todo este pinche carne. Tell me why I look, fuck, fuck.
Speaker 2:Who is that? For oh what?
Speaker 1:Y'all want to see the raw footage after this episode. I'll release it on the other day go to our Cosmic Co.
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Speaker 1:Somebody's getting some panties for our fuck a fan that we wore fuck a fan episode. Fuck a fan episode. Fuck a fan episode. Fuck a fan episode. Fuck a fan episode. Fuck a fan episode fuck a fan episode. Fuck a fan me with the mustache on. I won again. I can't believe it, my dream come true this is rigged but um but nah, I didn't have any, uh any crazy stories but you did dance, though, didn't you cause you liked to dance. Oh, yeah, I liked to dance.
Speaker 2:Yeah, uh but yeah, that was. That was just regular, though it wasn't really like a like a crazy story. I'll tell you a story. You decide whether to keep it in or not, but it was a time where, so one of my homies this is when I'm older, this is when I'm older one of my homies invited me to go to to a kinship, talking about they're gonna have like older girls there or whatever, than you. So I'll go under that prospect of that knowledge thinking there's gonna be bad bitches, bro.
Speaker 2:College thinking there's gonna be bad bitches, there's gonna be bad bitches, bro. And we pull up and I didn't want to go. But homie was like nah, let's, let's go, I have a girl for you. Blah, blah. Something about bro, like there were young girls, but I don't like girls younger than me.
Speaker 1:So they were? They were like 18, he was like 25. He said, bro, I know this girl turning 16. Ayo, bro, you need to go to jail some motherfuckers.
Speaker 2:I'm for real, bro. Some of y'all old motherfuckers need to stop fucking with young girls no, bro, you need to stop bro that's what they did to me, bro. I pull up they talking to like like they're younger than me. So you know I don't like young girls Someone's younger than me. I like them older than me. Talk about what I is man. Life alert, Life alert. Turn it on real quick. Life alert, Shit. You ain't going to need that girl.
Speaker 1:You're going to die before you can press it. Her. Thing, I'm taking the panties off, but it's actually the life alert.
Speaker 2:You won't be needing this baby girl.
Speaker 1:You, baby girl, you just need me on the insurance policy. Nah, nah, you gotta go ahead hit it.
Speaker 2:Let me go ahead. Before I'm done with you, don't pick your right on time.
Speaker 1:How fast did I get here? 30 seconds, yeah, we only need 10.
Speaker 2:Let's see who comes quicker. Let's see who gets here first. My nut, olaf she's standing over.
Speaker 1:He pushed the button. He needs help be over twitching still nutting standing over.
Speaker 2:He pushed the button. He needs help you over Twitching Still nothing. Bro, the worst part is I slipped my phone, break my neck. Good thing I called life to learn, but yeah. But so I knew, and I knew I was like, bro, I got no business coming to these. I didn't want to come, I didn't want to come, I didn't even want to come anyways, and so shit ruined my whole, my whole night after that, bro, I bet it would, bro, that shit, imagine I was.
Speaker 2:I was. I was promised Thick bitches, Thick booty Mexican bitches. I was promised that instead I get the skinny bitches.
Speaker 1:Big titty torta. Bitches, top of bitches, cook for me in the morning. If she ain't 280, she ain't a lady. God, I need the cushion For the pushing.
Speaker 2:I ain't no wrong With that cushion For the pushing. Sometimes you get tired of Bro. Sometimes you need To recall you tired you doing all the work, you doing too much. Pushing Ain't nothing coming back by law, by Newen's law Of inertia. That's not good. Momentum, right there. That's not good Coochie. That's not good Coochie, bro. It's a science. It's a science of this, bro, really.
Speaker 1:It's a science. What can we say? You can't get mad at us.
Speaker 2:I had to do my experiments. I had to run the tests. Some tests I felt not so good. Some tests came back positive.
Speaker 1:Then I started going to the dude and whoa Bro, the results got crazy, somehow.
Speaker 2:There's more results over here.
Speaker 1:Damn bro, but that's crazy though.
Speaker 2:I remember one time this was when- Like two bitches fighting over me.
Speaker 1:You know Something's like.
Speaker 2:That usually that's a.
Speaker 1:It's always like that. That's common, that's yeah.
Speaker 2:That's something. Oh, she said this. No, he said this. Oh, you were talking to her. No, I wasn't. Yes, you was, but that's kid stuff really. That was way back then.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's when I was like 15 myself.
Speaker 2:So it's valid and the girls were older.
Speaker 1:so I mean who am I to stop them? Who am I to stop them? Who am I to stop them from trying to jerk me off and have a competition, just who can make me nut faster? Who am I? Who am I but a mortal man? You know, you can't beat this one though this world record holder, we low-key.
Speaker 2:there needs to be a science, there needs to be study. I want actual studies, I want numbers. I want data Telling me, explaining to me. Explain to me, show me why bitches can't get Popped on hand jobs. Why must y'all Tear my shit the fuck up? Y'all look at it Like it's self lubricating and it's not.
Speaker 1:Got this shit Pulled all the way back, pulled back so far. You got another inch, damn.
Speaker 2:Damn, I ain't no kid like that. Talk about, and whose dick is this? You got another inch, damn, damn.
Speaker 1:I ain't no kid like that, talking about who's dick is this Bruh? And then when you go take a piss or something, that shit be hurting you like this shit hurt.
Speaker 2:Bruh hey, bruh, it's. I need a dadder, but I don't know what the fuck. And then they be offering that shit. They be offering that shit. They be offering that shit like they give you a no, like keep your hands away from me.
Speaker 1:The fuck, get them rough calloused-ass hands. Put some lotion on your hands, spit on them.
Speaker 2:God damn, do something. Nah, that's really. That's really about it. Nothing too crazy. Like I said, you should be fired to motherfuckers.
Speaker 1:Back then there was testosterone too.
Speaker 2:When motherfuckers were fighting over the same bitch too, I used to think of that shit, bro. Sometimes you got to see some motherfuckers going into it. I hook up people that fight over bitches, but I'm like bro it's not that serious, bro, not over a bitch Like oh he step on my shoes, something like that.
Speaker 1:Swing your head. That's that. Swing your head.
Speaker 2:Swing your head, you fucking up the fit, you fucking up the fit. For real, bro, you fucking up the fit, but hey, you fine with it. Bitch, bro, like shame on you, really tight shit. Shame on you, that shit. That shit is just not it, bro, that shit is not it stories.
Speaker 1:I'll give y'all two. Enough japanese. Yeah, everybody's like when are y'all gonna tell a horror story? We got you, we got you, papa, we got you. So I'm gonna start. Well, you started out, bro, since I already started off. The other thing this is this is all. You right here. All right, check this out so this is.
Speaker 2:This is a story during the 80s. The family had a christmas party which ended late in the wee hours of the morning. My mom with her cousin were taking the trash outside before they slept and saw their neighbor across the house was sitting by the gutters and smiling at them. She waved hi and the girl smiled and waved back. Then her cousin shook her and said that's not, that's not Callie. She then realized that the neighbor had shoulder length hair and this girl in front of them had long ankle length hair and is girl in front of them had long ankle-length hair and is wearing a long and white sleeping gown. They both started screaming and ran back inside the house. The next morning they learned that their neighbors were not home, spending Christmas in the province. Not sure if it was where it goes, but here in the Philippines. It would also be uncomfortable wearing long sleeping gowns in this weird tropical country.
Speaker 2:Damn bro, Fuck no I can't bro, but it's like, that's like what we saw with dago, bro, right, because when you see something like that, bro, like you, really I know that motherfucker way back to that motherfucker actually, way back bro.
Speaker 1:No, bro, it's always the white gown bro right, it's always someone in the white gown in the philippines, bro.
Speaker 2:In the philippines, bro, right. Damn so the white gown, bro Right, it's always someone in a white gown In the Philippines, bro.
Speaker 1:In the.
Speaker 2:Philippines, bro, right Damn. So the white dress lady, have you heard of that? The white dress lady, uh-uh. So it's basically like there's always a white, a lady in white dress or lady in white. I think that's what it's called. Oh, I know what you're talking about A lady, lady in white. I mean, yeah, it's a girl, but in the gown.
Speaker 1:That shit is pretty crazy. It's another lady in white. What you going to do, though, if I see that?
Speaker 2:Okay, if I see that, though, like I'm getting breaked up, I'm getting breaked up.
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Speaker 2:I can't. I don't know how I would act off the rip Like me, personally if I was to see that, I'd just be like, all right, it's a crazy, it's a random girl.
Speaker 1:Well, the way that people say it, it just looks like a regular person. So how can you really tell?
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. I would just see like this is a random person or like that's someone, that they someone's staying at their house while they're not there. You know that while they're not there. You know that's what I would think first.
Speaker 1:Younger me probably would be like scared or like oh, I thought you were going to say something else.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no but.
Speaker 1:You trying Ay yo Ay shawty.
Speaker 2:What that mouth do, but nah, but I can't really see myself now like getting scared over that, unless I see, like if this bitch floating, if the bitch floating with the bitch is like uh, that does add like a little crazy shit.
Speaker 2:yeah, yeah, but if she's just standing there, I mean my neighbor sometimes be standing outside. Now I think about it. There hasn't been a car at that house and not you know, no, but I mean for me, okay, I understand just seeing the person seeing something there, but but if they're not really doing anything too crazy, I can't see myself like freaking out over it. Now let's say, if it was like your house, like I come over here and for whatever reason I didn't know, you were in town and I come over here and I see someone walking inside your house or, like you know, through the windows, first thing I ain't thinking it's a ghost. First thing I'm like, oh shit, they wrong. Put your hands up Far stage. First I ain't chill out, it's me chill out, chill out.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, podcast is canceled, bro, somebody shoot my ass? Hey, I'll call you back.
Speaker 2:Hold on, there's a dude in your house trying to leave Hold on right quick, but that's just the only way. Or like yeah, my house. If I see someone inside my house, I'm shooting through the wall. I'm shooting through the wall Alone. That means he got out the back. All right, y'all want to play huh? Y'all want to play huh?
Speaker 1:No, it's just fuck boy.
Speaker 2:But like a neighbor, like that someone just from far away, like you said, bro, sometimes you can't tell it's a ghost, because I mean or like whatever it is, you can't tell that from far away or like first glance, Unless you like, really, really like, I don't see why they screamed just because they saw the girl, you know.
Speaker 1:It's just a regular person walking by.
Speaker 2:It's just bro it could be a crackhead or something, you know like. I'm more scared of a crackhead than a ghost. Really, motherfuckers bite you now you got 35 different diseases. Seven of them have never been discovered in your life ever. So it's worse. It's worse that end, but but I wouldn't get necessarily scared or run away or anything like that.
Speaker 1:What would you do in that scenario, though? Like you did see the girl, or like, say, you walked her home, like the typical story, you walked her home.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:And then you went, knocked on the door and they said, oh, she's been dead for.
Speaker 2:Okay, is that okay? I already know I feel like I'm gonna get cold.
Speaker 1:That's that fear.
Speaker 2:That fear setting in.
Speaker 1:That's that.
Speaker 2:Realization. Or like Bro, I've been talking to, I've been talking to a dead bitch this whole time.
Speaker 1:A dead baddie.
Speaker 2:A dead baddie. Respectfully, respectfully, respectfully, respectfully. But yeah, I know I'm gonna get freaked out, but I don't know if I would. What could you do after that? Really, once you get that news, what would you do? What would you do? What's your?
Speaker 1:Pull up the next day and try and meet her again. Who's that same spot? So they said you was dead. They said you was dead. I don't believe them, and I'm seeing you right here.
Speaker 2:I'm seeing you right here the whole time, you, you see the camera footage. It's just you talking to no one in the middle of the street. Then my pants come down. Whoa, what the fuck you doing?
Speaker 1:whoa whoa holy where is it going? No, but I don't know. I'd probably do the same thing, like, like you said, I'd be like I'd be like like took him back. I'd be like what? I'd be like like took him back.
Speaker 2:I'd be like what, what?
Speaker 1:do you mean, like I, just literally, and then, like you said, I'd start getting chills and be like, let me just get out of here, like yeah, I'm not going to say, I'm not going to be scared?
Speaker 2:Because, like, honestly God, I mean that shit going like If I just walk somebody home or whatever, whatever it is, and then finding out, or that person not being there and then finding out you know, oh, it's my daughter. Blah, blah blah, I'm going to get scared. I ain't going to lie, I might sleep with my lights on. I might sleep with my lights on, bro. I can't even imagine not getting scared, bro. That shit would be.
Speaker 1:I got you right here. One. This one's called the Whispering Christmas Tree. So this was in Alberta, Canada. You know, a young couple, Mark and Emma, bought their first Christmas tree together in 2016. They chose the live tree from a local farm and decorated it with ornaments and lights. A few nights later, Emma began hearing faint whispers when she was alone in the living room.
Speaker 1:She thought it was the wind, but the whisper seemed to come from the tree itself. One night, mark also heard it, a hushed voice repeating Help me. They examined the tree and found a small bundle of paper wedged in its trunk. The paper was part of an old letter from a woman who described being held captive in a cabin during the winter of 1932. Damn, damn, damn. That's crazy. And then the couple later learned that the farm where the tree was grown was once the site of a missing person case from the 1930s. Fuck, so that's pretty crazy right there, bro.
Speaker 2:Bro, I was about to tell you, bro, I was like bro, this sounds familiar. I heard a story about a tree. Remember that movie we were writing last week with a tree? Oh yeah, I was like bro, this sounds familiar for a minute. Whatever it was, whatever it was, it's a sequel.
Speaker 1:He wrote it without me. Maybe my girlfriend was right, maybe I did take it and make it my own. I swear I made that movie. I made a whole movie yesterday, I mean last week yeah, bro, it was, though.
Speaker 2:Y'all be on the lookout, y'all be on the lookout for that shit, that shit, that shit fire, but damn bro, so hearing whispers and shit what you doing? What did they say? What they did with the? Was it just a piece of paper asking for?
Speaker 1:help.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was just a piece of paper asking for it, and did it stop afterwards or no, it didn't stop.
Speaker 1:I don't know, it didn't really say. I didn't look too deep into it. I just gave it like a quick rundown.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:I didn't do the whole entire research.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah. First of all, I'll tell you this I'm checking everything else. Put that tree before I find out. Nah, nah, because I mean, honestly, when something does happen, you always want to think back into what's the last thing I brought into this house. So maybe, nah, so maybe yeah.
Speaker 1:I would be like, well, if you knew that you brought the Christmas tree in last and you'd be like, dang, what's wrong with this Christmas tree?
Speaker 2:I started checking the tree the moment I find that letter out, that tree getting choked the fuck out, though it gonna be like a like a like a family guy scene or some shit, bro, I'm grabbing the whole tree, just chugging that shit out the window, bro, shit, not even gonna be clean, bro, just chugging that shit. Nope, fuck this artificial tree. Artificial tree, bro, fuck all that shit.
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Speaker 2:But nah bro, I. I don't know about being scared. That's a good story. That's a good story. I don't know if it would. It would like, really it would creep you out.
Speaker 1:You'd be like what the fuck is this? Yeah, I just would like you'd feel like somebody's pranking you I will connect the dots.
Speaker 2:I'll be like, oh, like but what?
Speaker 1:what have you? What were you going to do if you saw that it was actually part of a missing persons case, like you saw that somebody did go missing around the area?
Speaker 2:I would give that to the cops, like, honestly, if I, if I find out that that's like, or if I see that I would just go to the cops because, last thing, I don't need cops talking about knocking on my door. There's evidence that shows that you were part of the link.
Speaker 1:I don't even need that. I don't even need that From 1930. We know you were there. Fuck, I'm only 20, sir. Like I said, stop resisting, struggle, struggle, nah. But.
Speaker 2:I don't think it would freak me out. What would you do? What would you? How would you feel?
Speaker 1:Bro, I'd be creeped out bro.
Speaker 2:I'd be like what the fuck is this what you doing with the tree, though what you doing.
Speaker 1:I'd essentially think someone's playing a prank on me. That's what you think. Then I would tell everybody, Then I'd get on the podcast ask for everybody's input Me like the next week Putting a picture of me In a hospital bed.
Speaker 2:Tree up your ass.
Speaker 1:Hawaii put tree in my ass. Pray for my recovery y'all. They say it's not looking Too good for the tree.
Speaker 2:It's the stump Going there. It ain't the pony side, it's the stump. Doctor said. I got lucky At this episode.
Speaker 1:That ain't the pointy side.
Speaker 2:It's just the stuff Doctor said. I got lucky, my spine got aligned.
Speaker 1:This is what happens when you use baby oil.
Speaker 2:But what you got? Okay, that's a nice little little little ooh. Tell you what's up. So this was called Potential Demon in my Dorm. I have been a skeptic for most of my life, but I had a few potential paranormal encounters. There's one that really freaks me out and that I can't seem to justify. I'd like to know what your thoughts are. Wait, what was it again, I've been a skeptic for most of my life, but I've had a couple paranormal encounters. There's one that really freaks me out and I can't seem to justify. So this is the story. So when I was 18, I lived in Savannah, georgia, for college, a notorious haunted city. I was up late one night, maybe 1, 2 in the morning. I listened to music. It's just chilling Me and Precious, I'll be beating my meat. Suddenly I see a tall, skinny, shadowy figure walk from the bathroom to my roommate's door. What you doing right there?
Speaker 1:What am I doing?
Speaker 2:You just seen that.
Speaker 1:Well, if I feel like someone, is it just me at home alone, or is it like no?
Speaker 2:it's oh, okay, let me being home alone. Or is it like no, it's uh, oh, okay, let me give you more. Let me give you more, let me give you more. It wasn't a quick glance or anything like that. I was staring at it for a few seconds. I got really freaked out, but stayed put because I figured maybe I was just seeing things. A few moments later, I started hearing a deep voice speaking to me in tongues. In tongues Ooh, why am I acting? Surprised. I got to do it. I started picturing a bull, a bull man hybrid that wouldn't leave my mind, a Minotaur. I got really freaked out and told it to go away, and it did. Okay, I didn't know what to do, so I bought a crystal that's supposed to be for protection and that seemed to work. Important to mention that, prior to this experience, I was waking up with bruises all over my legs and arms. Just FYI, that is a demonic possession when you start waking up like that, this bitch.
Speaker 2:I had seen dishes fly off the drum rack and me and all my roommates had gotten a really creepy vibe from the bathroom. Sometimes we would hear the water turn on in the shower and when we would go take the food. It would be wet, but the faucet was off. The lights would also turn on and off. Okay, so this bitch talking about I don't know what it could be. I got a guess A whole bunch of activities going on. I don't know what it could be, y'all.
Speaker 1:I got a fucking guess. You got a ghost. You got a ghost ghost. You got a g-g-g-g-g-ghost. I don't give a fuck, Keisha.
Speaker 2:Show yourself. I've never had auditory hallucinations before, or hallucinations in general. Also, the other times I've seen ghosts I wasn't scared, but this time I was. I still can't figure out what could have been, because it's a very elaborate experience and I have a hard time believing. I just made it all up. Also, two out of three of my roommates reported a similar figure. One before me that I forgot about, one after it didn't tell her what I saw until she told me what happened. Tell her what I saw until she told me what happened to her. And that's how they didn't want to scare her. So yeah, Damn bro.
Speaker 1:Well, she didn't really say if she was home alone or anything.
Speaker 2:Nah, at that moment she didn't say if she was home alone.
Speaker 1:I would just think, like it's somebody else in there.
Speaker 2:But a tall skinny, tall skinny figure bro.
Speaker 1:Tall. What's tall? Well, it was a girl that did it, so it was probably like 6'7, 6'7 6'7 is pretty tall.
Speaker 2:6'7 is pretty tall.
Speaker 1:I don't know what I'd do in that scenario. I mean, obviously I'd be like I'll tell you what I'd do. What would you do? Oh shit, there's a ghost, oh no, I'll call the ghostbusters me jumping clear from the third floor and all the way down to the ground.
Speaker 2:Boom leg all fucked up. So the thing what gets me is that they had already seen other signs of what was going on.
Speaker 1:So for her to just have, like I don't know what's going on bitch like google it google.
Speaker 2:I got this is happening in my head. It was google. I don't know what's going on. Bitch like Google it Google. I got this is happening in my house. Google it why is my doors locked behind me after I close, I mean after I open them.
Speaker 1:Why is there?
Speaker 2:a military in the middle of the room right now just looking at me Speaking in tongues, right speaking in tongues, literally speaking Spanish, right, si senor? Oh shit, they're speaking in tongues. Si senor, oh shit, they're speaking in tongues. Do you know where?
Speaker 1:the bathroom is oh shit, what the fuck are you speaking to me? The fuck are you speaking Latin Strong?
Speaker 2:possess me. But I can't imagine seeing that like to that degree, Because I feel like that ramped up over, like because I can't imagine being so blindsided by the fact that you don't know what it is or can't have an idea of what it could be. But then again, some people just don't know, some people are just oblivious for real, they just yeah.
Speaker 1:Like you thinking your man not cheating on you. Look at you Goofy Still think he going to come back to you. Look at you going through his phone and crying that night Now look at you Now. Look at you All heartbroken.
Speaker 2:Look what you did to yourself Now look at you Telling you not going to take him to work tomorrow because his car fucked up.
Speaker 1:Now look at you telling you you're not gonna take him to work tomorrow cause it's called fucked up now. Look at you still gonna buy him his shoes for Christmas?
Speaker 2:look at you buy him breakfast the next morning. Look at you not eating cause you trying to get back at him, but you don't give two fucks about two. Look at you now, hungry and fuck at work oh no, nah.
Speaker 1:But um, I don't know that. Shit would be crazy to see something like that. I usually just like I'd just close my door. I'm like what the fuck was that?
Speaker 2:and be like what was probably somebody doing something in there like I don't know me get robbed the whole robert luther house, um, but I feel like living with roommates is different than than myself because I mean, I was at my house. I see, some shit like that. I ain't asking the questions. You feel me For real. The walls stand up and the slugs can go through.
Speaker 1:What is going on in here? Aight partner.
Speaker 2:Aight partner you can't do that. This my house Aight partner. That thing floating. That thing floating, got tentacles coming out of it. All right partner. All right partner. You can't do that. This is my house All right partner. That thing floating. That thing floating, got tentacles coming out of it.
Speaker 1:All right, partner, all right, I got one for you right here. This is called the Christmas Ghost of the Organ Player.
Speaker 2:Ooh.
Speaker 1:This was in Yorkshire, England. I was going to say that too. So in 1975, a family moved into a centuries-old farmhouse to celebrate Christmas. They had just purchased an antique pipe organ to add a festive touch. One night, as they sat by the fire, the organ began playing softly Fuck that Though no one was near it.
Speaker 1:The melody was somber, almost like a funeral dirge, dirge, dirge dirge. I guess the father dismissed it as a mechanical malfunction, but the next night the playing grew louder, waking the entire family. The children claimed to see a shadowy figure sitting at the organ, dressed in old-fashioned clothes. When they researched the house's history, they they discovered that a previous owner, an organist, organist, yeah, organist, an organic motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Had died on Christmas Eve in the 1800s while composing a song he never finished. Oh motherfuckers, can't play it. Check this out, check this out. The family later found the unfinished sheet music hidden in the organ bench. They moved out shortly after the incident.
Speaker 2:Wait they moved, they left the organ there and they moved out. Oh, throw the organ out.
Speaker 1:Fuck you moving out. What can I do?
Speaker 2:I gotta buy this million dollar home that Zillow's telling me I'm getting good Back in 1975. Fuck, break the organ, throw that bitch out the fuck burn it. Finish the song finish the song me with some. You know, when artists don't match what the theme about the song is, he's trying to some mellow shit me over here with some dubstep coming in fuck you know, I'm hunting for life mad as hell.
Speaker 2:Listen to his song he starts breaking the organ himself. That is Mad as hell. Listen to his song. He starts making the organ himself. That is. That's like what happened when I was talking about last week, where that little Fire truck, that little fire truck Now that I think about it, I heard the episode. I don't think I ever finished that story. I think I touched it, didn't even finish it.
Speaker 1:No, for real. I thought you finished it. You said that boss man Threw it away.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I. Oh yeah, they didn't. Oh yeah, yeah, that's right, that's right, yes, basically like that, bro, she ain't no battery in there. Bro, she started playing too. Imagine we could have moved out the house. Should have told Bosman bro, we can't be here no more, Move out the house. Move out the house.
Speaker 1:We got to move. Have to it's what the goal says. Or maybe like Give me an Xbox and then I can probably Ignore it. That's probably why they got me with it.
Speaker 2:But, um, nah, bro, fuck, fuck that, fuck that. I can't stand being Woken up, especially the organ playing. Ooh bro, that shit creepy as hell. But what you know to that shit, bro, that shit creepy as hell, bro, what you know to that shit bro.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that would be pretty crazy Nah bro, because them shits is loud, bro, they loud as hell and they do sound a little Spooky.
Speaker 2:A little spooky, yeah, I like how they sound, but they do sound spooky bro.
Speaker 1:Like if they play the keys right and everything, it does sound really nice, really harmonic, I guess.
Speaker 2:Yeah, melody, meliades, melons, melons, Melon, big ol' melons. But that's crazy. Why the fuck did they leave, though?
Speaker 1:Then again, it was probably too heavy, because the organ was playing Duh, you're right, you're right. My fault.
Speaker 2:They. I had a. It was around Christmas time too. My uncle had left his the Duke. You know how the Dukes have the devil on them.
Speaker 1:Like the Okay, yeah, the blue devils, yeah.
Speaker 2:So he had left his. He had like a big varsity jacket In our living room and so we went to sleep and my uncle said he could hear Someone, like would run up to the door in our living room. And so we went to sleep and well, I said you could hear someone like we'll run them to the door, Cause they will sleep with the doors locked. So I was, I was still little, so I used to sleep with in their room. But she said you could hear someone like running from the hall, from the living room, towards their room and we're like, like, and then we'll start trying to open the door and like, like, and they would start trying to open the door and like they would try to push it.
Speaker 2:Like you could hear, like you could hear like a door handle being wiggled, but it would be like it would be shaking and they said they would never lock the doors. But for some reason, boss man should lock the doors at night before going to bed, and so the thing was like, whatever, it was trying to get in. So my mom was over there like freaking out because she woke up and she could like hear and oh, I think it's now. Yeah, they started knocking on the door, like banging on the door, and my mom was like trying to wake up. Wake up my dad. And boss was like nah, you just dreaming man turned around. But it's because that man would never like do anything about like his, his plan to With stuff like that happens. Ignore it.
Speaker 1:Me getting robbed is not really happening.
Speaker 2:Just spice your pillow. So the other day you could hear something walking and trying to open the door and everything. And then, I think, boston, he left for work, like at 5 in the morning, whatever, and he said the couches were moved.
Speaker 1:Oh shit.
Speaker 2:They had like, oh, it was back then, you know big-ass, heavy-ass couches, and they said the couches were moved and the coat was on one couch and it was like on the floor or something else.
Speaker 1:Oh shit.
Speaker 2:So, yeah, they, they attributed it to it being because it had the face of the devil on the uh, on the jacket. But years later I'm like I don't think that was a reason why. Like I understand why, you could see, but I feel like something that attached to the jacket or something to attach because he would never like leave stuff there. It was like the only time he actually left his. At the same time he had other stuff going on too. So that's that's what that's years later. But for the longest they were just like no, it's because he has a devil on the jacket, blah, blah, blah. Because they didn't want to let me watch basketball for a while too, because they just got. You know how well Mexican parents are? Well, just Mexicans in general, they get too crazy with it, damn bro.
Speaker 1:So what would you have done if that wasn't happening in recent?
Speaker 2:times Like now bro.
Speaker 1:Oh no, my furniture got rearranged, my walls got painted and finished. They mopped my floor. My dishes got washed. No, I got to move out. I need to move out of here, man. It's too clean, fuck. I need to move out of here, man, it's too clean, fuck, fuck. I can't find shit in here now. Wait a minute.
Speaker 2:Watch it low, watch it low. But uh, bro, I'll freak the fuck out. I'm calling you, don't call me, I don't know what to do. I'm calling you to drop the napalm strike on my house. We can't let it.
Speaker 1:leave Danger close, danger close.
Speaker 2:Nah, I don't know what I would like. I mean, in a sense I can hear stuff. I don't know if it's animals or whatever the fuck that be going outside. I'm right there by the woods. I can hear stuff Fucking. Ignore it. I guess I hit the station and the boss would be doing it. Be looking at the snowball and be, Because sometimes if it's loud enough, they'll get up and start like, but it's just outside, but I know it's just an animal where it's like something falls on the top or something like that. But if it's some real shit like I'm talking about, I'm hearing footsteps running like towards my door.
Speaker 1:Nah, bro, that's crazy right there.
Speaker 2:And then like banging on your door and like trying to open up your door. Nah, bro, I couldn't do that. Bro. Got a motherfucker praying bro.
Speaker 1:Imagine you're like about to go use the bathroom or something and you get there right as soon as you hit the first knot and they're just standing there like you weren't supposed to see me, wait oh.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, what the fuck? You standing there by the dock, oops, so. So how did they go? No, no, no, I seen you. They're trying to change the camera saying fuck.
Speaker 1:I caught you so you can't scare me no more. You got to get out. That's the rules. If I catch you, you can't do anything to me.
Speaker 2:Walks away. Looks like you won last time. I'll get you. What would you do, bro? You had something similar happen to you.
Speaker 1:I've had the knocking on my door happen before.
Speaker 2:Right, Nah bro.
Speaker 1:I just smugged my door.
Speaker 2:A real one for that, bro you. A real one for that. That's our process.
Speaker 1:I was like damn, what time is it? 3 o'clock? I was like, hmm Nah, who the fuck goes? Hmm Nah, I was like I'm sure nobody's awake. So I just got up and closed my door. I was like eh, and then rolled over and went to I ain't worried about none of that bullshit, no. What y'all gonna do Jack me up, oh no.
Speaker 2:We was so bricked up.
Speaker 1:Demons, just look at me. Y'all gonna get fucked.
Speaker 2:Oh, you gonna get something. Alright, you gonna get something.
Speaker 1:What y'all gonna fuck me? I don't know. I just mean Get to that with dog position.
Speaker 2:I'm so scared.
Speaker 1:Nah, bro, fuck like, get to that dark position. I'm so scared.
Speaker 2:Nah bro, Fuck Nah bro. That would have happened to me that time. That happened to you, bro, I would have.
Speaker 1:Bang Bang Been clawing at the door and everything.
Speaker 2:Bro, I would have straight up been like that. Bro, I would have been yelling. I would have woken up, y'all would have woken up. That would have happened to me. I would've woken up, y'all would've woken up. Bro, whole neighborhood getting woken up. Bro, I'm calling the cops. He tried touching me.
Speaker 1:I said no multiple times.
Speaker 2:He said no means yes. Then I saw it was opposite day.
Speaker 1:Oh shit. Then I saw it was opposite. Oh shit, so legally, nah. But um, I don't know, bro, some crazy stuff that people have to see and go through whatever, just like their encounters and everything. But it is pretty cool that everyone has a story of some sort of things that they've seen, heard and, you know, experienced or whatever uh huh, like it's interesting.
Speaker 2:I like fun, I like, I like, especially when there's like similarities and different and you know experience or whatever. Uh-huh, it's interesting, I like fun, I like, especially when there's like similarities and different people's like stories that.
Speaker 1:Like the dress, like the lady in white.
Speaker 2:Dress or just as something like the hat man. You know, a lot of people see that Like people that I like, especially online. Because, like some people just go on there tell their experience and you can kind of feel when they're being truthful, because they're like I'm using like a fake account or I'm using a throwaway account because I don't want nobody tracing me, like that's for me, that's like okay, so this person cares enough about what other people might think, but they're still scared enough to want to know what's happening in their situation. Because, I mean, some people yeah, I understand some people like if you tell their family, or like they tell their family, they get ridiculed or they get.
Speaker 1:Sent to the loony house. Bro. Sent to the loony house.
Speaker 2:Yeah, bro.
Speaker 1:I may have got too silly.
Speaker 2:You're the pat-a-roo. I might have just tweaked out a little bit too much.
Speaker 1:Huh, just rubbing your head against Huh.
Speaker 2:I might have just passed out too much.
Speaker 1:They complain about the room. I'd be rolling in that room.
Speaker 2:Bro, I ain't going to lie. When I see those loony rooms, bro, those pat-a-roos, all I can think, bro, the nap session in here. Bro, Bro, I will hop out of that room, bro. The session will go crazy in there, bro, I can already feel it.
Speaker 1:Bro, you just up against the wall I was about to say are you laying down or are you standing up when you're high, like I'm saying, like you'd be so high you'd be like. No, you'd be like no, you gotta lay down. You would be leaning up against the wall, you'd be so high. You'd be like Damn I gotta get up You're actually already standing up, but you thought you were laying down that would fuck me up that vertical about to go crazy.
Speaker 2:You look around, the whole room looks the same there's no ceiling. There's no floor, it's just. It's no ceiling. There's no floor, it's just it's a sphere Me actually sleeping on the ceiling somehow, Nah bro, that shit for me like that, especially seeing just stuff going so crazy with it, bro, I don't know what I would do. Bro, I don't know what I would do bro, I don't know what the would do.
Speaker 1:But I don't know what I would do, but I don't know what the heck I'd do either, bro, like with the knocking and everything. Well, like an aspect of uh, like you said in your story, whatever I don't know. I don't know, bro, because sometimes you'd be like you're like, when you actually do go through stuff like that, you're literally just chill about it.
Speaker 2:You're just like you know what I mean Sometimes. I mean sometimes you do, you just got to be. Because you don't, at least me personally, I wouldn't want to feed into it and let it know. Sometimes I ain't going to lie. Sometimes I'll be thinking like did I really hear? Like did I hear knocking, or like something falling I was, or like sometimes people like I can't let it show that I like I heard it, or that like you recognize that I recognize exactly.
Speaker 2:Yes, sometimes we play it all, but sometimes you, you do just gotta play it all, bro me over here feeling some presence behind my back.
Speaker 1:I'm like just turn around, grab somebody's hand oh shit you was watching. Now, I had something like that happened to me one time. I was laying down and you know I was like in and out of it. I was like this. I was just like sleeping. And then, um, right in my ear, bro, I heard somebody say my name. They're like big day daddy. Who's my whole government name? It's free real estate. Who the fuck goes there? Your extended card, how do?
Speaker 2:you know my nickname. Damn. So you heard someone.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they said my name. They're like well, not my actual well yeah my full name or anything like, I guess, a nickname to my name, like really they were like it was just like really quick. They're like like that, just like that I was like what the fuck was that? I woke up, I said but you're between sleeps like yeah, but like right in my ear bro I could like feel it, bro.
Speaker 1:I could feel like it echoed in my head I'm like what the fuck I'm like? I turned look and I was like wait a minute. Who the fuck called my name it?
Speaker 2:was me actually projecting uh fighting off the big titty goth mommy uh trying to, trying to uh peg me? I was. I was calling for reinforcements, reinforcements. I was calling for another day.
Speaker 1:It wasn't enough. I needed more, more.
Speaker 2:You get too greedy. That used to happen to us at this one house we lived at and Sammy, my brother, he experienced that a lot.
Speaker 2:I think we all experienced that, like, a lot, like, but that's around the time we had something going on at the house that that's another story for another day um, where we would just be sitting or like. So the only tv at the time was in my mom's room and so where it was done with the chores or I really don't know, I don't remember how, but we used to go over there watch tv in her room, because she wouldn't let us be in her room because we would mess up the room, so catch it. So. So sammy was sitting there one time and then he was like. He said somebody called his name and they did it again. He said what Turned around, thinking it was my mom. Nothing was there.
Speaker 2:Then he was going to do it again. He heard his name getting called again. He was like nah, he went over there to my mom. He's like what do you want? And my mom was like what are you talking about? They didn't call you. He's like nah, he went over there to my mom. He's like what do you want? And my mom was like what are you talking about? They didn't call you. He's like nah, I just heard someone calling me. He was little, bro, he was little, and we kind of had a conversation. We were like alright, from this point on, if you hear your name getting called, just come straight to whoever you heard, because, bro, this was happening to everybody room, or like someone going to the bathroom. Then you hear your name getting called, like yeah, it was like a whisper, yeah it was just a whisper, but yeah.
Speaker 2:So we had like basically yeah same, almost same bitch thing me hiding in the vent, just pranking everybody ricky.
Speaker 2:oh, who the fuck? Who the fuck? No, because we used to hide in the closets and like trying to scare you try to scare, broker. We used we were on rapids was like trying to scare each other for the longest and then like we started getting like actually scared by something else so we had to cut that we had. We had to cut all that shit out, bro, because it was like I guess I don't know what it could have been, but but it was like calling everybody's name and it was like yeah, because my sister was like that too. She heard my mom like yelling for her and everything, but I don't know, I don't know what the what that's specific to or what it could be. Like I said, but there's similarities, it's stuff like that. That's why you need a spare box, so you can actually communicate with the ghost.
Speaker 1:That's why you need a Ouija board really. Oh no, bro, you got anything else you want to say, or anything like that.
Speaker 2:You got another story.
Speaker 2:It don't matter, we're already an hour and 49 minutes, right, I got another story you can go ahead and tell it it'll be a little short one, it'll be a multiple one, so I just tell like a first first part. So, uh, so my uncle this is when he first came came into the US and we were living in this little little little trailer or you know where, but so we used to live over there and at the time it was, it was my uncle, my dad and someone they met along the way and then my mom and me.
Speaker 2:They would all go to work like at 5 in the morning. So my mom used to tell me that 5 o'clock in the morning she's over here cooking up breakfast, lunch and sometimes dinner. To tell me that 5 o'clock in the morning she's over here cooking up breakfast, lunch and sometimes dinner. So she would get snacks, she would get water, she would get everything that we need and she would lock us in the bedroom because as soon as possible we leave. You could hear people walking in the hallways, in the living rooms, conversations. You could hear people walking in the in the hallways, in the living rooms, conversations like. You could hear, like, like, as if there was people out there living in the uh, in the living room and everything. And that's how she was. I don't understand how the fuck we live like that. Like how the fuck she, she matched you like I mean, I see, I mean you over here, you brand new, you got nobody else. Like like you got. Like yeah, like, yeah, like, yeah. What the fuck do you do?
Speaker 1:but I heard a lot of noise of commotion out.
Speaker 2:There is literally another family I can hear them they're cleaning. I can hear them they're playing their music. But so that's how it was for the longest. And then one day my mom was in the shower and they had one of them glass, glass doors in the shower. And so she's taking a shower and she sees this man, or like the door opened up or something, there's this man standing there. So it was a tall, skinny, tall, skinny, tall, skinny dude, like a shadow. And so my mom was like he's thinking. She's thinking it's, it's my uncle, like my dad's cousin. We call him uncle, whatever. So she's thinking it's him.
Speaker 2:So she started cussing him, cussing him out, like what the fuck are you doing? He's like I'm gonna tell Celis, that's what they call him. I'm gonna tell Celis, I'm gonna tell him Like what the fuck are you doing? Like get away. Like fucking weirdo. You watching me Shower and everything right. So the shadow like disappears.
Speaker 2:So she finishes Showering or whatever she gets, like gets dressed or whatever. She's mad as hell. And she's looking for him and they call him Baba. She's looking for him and they call him Baba. She's looking for me. She's like Baba, baba.
Speaker 2:And they're outside with this other dude and she goes in front of him like what the fuck was that? Why were you watching me shower? Blah, blah, blah. He's like nah, miss. He's like go ahead and tell her what be going on in the house. Go ahead and tell her. And that's when Boston pulled up. He's like nah, don't tell her because she be getting scared. So now my mom's like what, what? Tell me, tell me what what? And dude basically tells like well, tells the friends that Baba was out there with him. He never went inside the house. The house was empty because they knew she was going to take a shower. So everybody like left the house. So it was her by herself in the house at the moment, and so that basically was like so basically, what you got in this house is it's haunted, it's like, but it's not haunted like any regular haunted, it's like it's infested. And that's that's where Thores gets crazy.
Speaker 1:But yeah, it's actually a reality TV show and you're actually the special guest.
Speaker 2:But yeah, that house right there has, that house has plenty of horror stories or scary stories that happen. Some shit is not even believable. Really, shit just be crazy, bro. Shit movie, movie like shit could be better than Shit movie Movie like Shit could be better Than any movie.
Speaker 1:Really that shit is pretty crazy, but uh, I guess we're gonna Wrap it up on that note. Um, any shout out? You wanna go ahead and give?
Speaker 2:Nah, just my family. Really Short and simple.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you ain't got nothing Coming up. You ain't got no Exciting news.
Speaker 2:Nah nothing, uh Nothing, nothing. Crazy Um Well news nah nothing, uh well nothing no, that's crazy.
Speaker 1:Um well, I guess that's gonna wrap up the episode, but before we leave I want to give a big shout out to my cousin, pepe. You know, thanks for the love support you give me. Thanks for helping me with, uh, any issues that I have. Uh, thanks for helping me and supporting me with everything. Thanks and shout out to my girlfriend for listening to a podcast episode. I think she's been snacking the past couple episodes.
Speaker 2:Oh, has she or whatever, but it'll be all right, she caught up yet. Well, she had caught up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she had caught up, but she's already behind again. So I got to step up my comedy game. I got to bring everybody in. You know, shout out to the people that watch the visuals on YouTube. Watch the visuals on YouTube. Thank you to all them people that watch. Thanks for looking at watching our TikToks at Cosmic Cove. Are visiting our YouTube channel at Cosmic Cove, Visiting Instagram and liking the reels on Cosmic Cove. That's on TikTok it's KOSMIC underscore C-O-V-E, and then on YouTube it's KOSMIC underscore C-O-V-E. Instagram it's KOSMIC space C-O-V-E, and then on YouTube it's KOSMIC underscore C-O-V-E. Instagram it's KOSMIC space C-O-V-E, I think, if I'm not mistaken. But it'll say the official Cosmic Code page on there or something. And you know, I appreciate the love and support that y'all give us. Thanks for bookmarking the TikToks. Thanks for liking. Nobody comments yet, but On the TikTok?
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Speaker 1:But I appreciate the hearts that y'all give us Like, thanks for the likes and everything but again, thanks for listening, thanks for always supporting us. Shout out Singapore for streaming like 50, 60 episodes already.
Speaker 2:In Singapore For real, yeah, in.
Speaker 1:Singapore. They listen to like 60 episodes. Well not 60 episodes, because we only have like 30 something but they've listened a total of 60.
Speaker 2:Damn First episode 60 times, yeah, yeah, yeah, so they stream like at least 60 times. Damn, those eases are getting Right, so I appreciate the love and support y'all give us.
Speaker 1:Thanks again to everybody in North Carolina or from other cities and states or whatever. Thank y' all so much for the support. We got the TikToks coming up shortly. I should have them ready about Friday, saturday, something like that. I'll have the visuals for the previous episode up and yeah, that's pretty much it. We'll let you all know what the next topic is.
Speaker 1:Next episode, next episode, because I can't think of nothing right now, but this one's going to be a bit of a long one. So for all the people that do like the long episodes, this is for y'all. Sorry, I got kinda carried away with my ancestry thing.
Speaker 2:It's the lore bro. It's the lore bro. I was lore dropping. I lore dropped last week bro. You gotta lore drop this week bro but um you know, thanks for sticking.
