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EP 31-Christmas Memories and Mischievous Moments or.... Maybe Not....
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Ever wondered what happens when you mix Christmas cheer with tales of terror? Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride through our holiday-themed episode, where we weave together anecdotes of festive fear, childhood ghosts, and mischievous adventures. We kick things off with a lighthearted confession about the perils of recording podcasts on a full stomach—sound familiar? Our chats about food indulgences set the stage for a jolly yet spooky exploration of worldwide Christmas traditions, from Victorian ghost stories to Mexico's Las Posadas. Expect a seasonally spirited show that mixes laughter with a touch of the macabre.
As we take a nostalgic stroll through our youthful escapades, get ready for a blend of spine-tingling and side-splitting stories. Remember that toy truck that turned on by itself, or the eerie photograph that sent shivers down our spines? We've got those stories and more, mixed with hilarious tales of late-night pranks and sibling shenanigans. Whether it's childhood accidents or outlandish tales of imaginative mishaps, these memories will remind you of the chaotic joys of growing up.
To wrap up the festive fun, join our global tour through quirky Christmas traditions and oddball creatures. From Iceland’s krail to the mischievous Krampus of Central Europe, we’ll take you on a whirlwind journey that’s guaranteed to tickle your funny bone. And if you’re curious about how Christmas caroling varies across neighborhoods or what happens when a donut delivery goes awry, we’ve got you covered. Stick around for a sneak peek at our next episode, where we venture deeper into the realm of Christmas horror stories. Happy listening, and may your holiday season be as unpredictable as ours!
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Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, Molded by it. I see death. Welcome Cosmic Cold to another episode.
Speaker 2:That's right that's right Episode 31.
Speaker 1:31.
Speaker 2:You used to call me on your cell phone. No, we can't do that, no more?
Speaker 1:We can't do that, no more. What you mean phone? Nah, we can't do that no more. Huh, we can't do that no more. What you mean, bro, we can't do that no more. What you mean we're full of Dre, no more, but we can't.
Speaker 2:They not like us, they not like us.
Speaker 1:Ever since the incident of.
Speaker 2:Bro, I'm so full bro. We're sorry If we gonna be breathing All in this microphone. We look like some straight.
Speaker 1:Y'all about to hear some big bad motherfuckers breathing in y'all ears.
Speaker 2:That's what y'all about to hear.
Speaker 1:Y'all about to hear?
Speaker 2:what sex sounds like. Y'all about to hear what we sound? Like during sex with each other.
Speaker 1:There's a bunch of angry guys.
Speaker 2:Hold on, hold on, stay like that done. Stay like that, don't fucking move. Tell me, everything's gonna be okay.
Speaker 1:Tell me, you love me.
Speaker 2:This the best right, this the best, this the biggest, this the biggest. You ain't nothing like this huh.
Speaker 1:You would sweat. She just sit in there.
Speaker 2:You would. That motion was crazy, huh, literally just straight Stiff plank in it. Bro Ben made no noise the whole time. My bones made all the noise, bro, shit was popping Shit.
Speaker 1:We tried to have some glissies. Well, the problem wasn't that. My bones made all the noise, bro, shit was popping, oh shit, we tried to have some glissies. Well, the problem wasn't that. The problem was I ate beef beforehand and then came in here and ate some glissies. I would never say no to a good glizzy. That's just not the glizzy gobbler. I fuck up glizzy in the heartbeat. You got to burn it bro.
Speaker 2:Bro, I'm going to look like a straight fat ass this episode. Y'all look at this on the visuals. We big chill. I'm about to.
Speaker 1:I'm big breathing heavy, big breathing heavy. Now, I haven't had soda forever, but that means also with carbonated water. So when I drink that I taste the last week's food, bro, like that shit came up.
Speaker 2:Nah, just playing, nah, just playing. Hell, damn bro that shit coming up on me, bro that shit that shit hit.
Speaker 1:That shit was good though.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was good.
Speaker 1:We were complaining about uh girth.
Speaker 2:Bro. I'm so full bro, I feel like a straight fat ass right now, bro.
Speaker 1:All right, note this down.
Speaker 2:Never record before.
Speaker 1:I mean never eat before Record hungry, record hungry.
Speaker 2:Yeah, record hungry. This is a little tip for all the new podcasters out there Don't record after you eat, record before you eat.
Speaker 1:Usually we record first, then we eat, then you chill. That's vice versa today, because when you're chilling can't nobody say nothing about how you're breathing. You end up finding out your mouth breathing real quick.
Speaker 2:Look, I'm still learning, I'm taking classes, I'm trying to be better.
Speaker 1:Always trying to better yourself, always.
Speaker 2:We literally recorded an episode. What two days, three days, four days?
Speaker 1:ago.
Speaker 2:Four days ago. That's quite a bit of time.
Speaker 1:I mean, at least for me, A lot of stuff happened, but I didn't want to bring that into the podcast. There's a whole lot of negativity, a lot of oh okay. A lot of.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's right, you said you want to have it a little bit festive today.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I want to have it festive, positive Ain't no point to having negativity stuff.
Speaker 2:That's already happened. Let them know what the episode is going to be about today, then.
Speaker 1:So check this out. So check this out. We're going to have Christmas scary stories or scary stuff during.
Speaker 2:Christmas there you go there you go?
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's better.
Speaker 2:And maybe a little bit of shenanigans.
Speaker 1:A little shenanigans, you don't know, y'all hear that shit. Just a recommendation. The topic is exactly that. Shit is just an overall of what it might be, of what it might be, because we might not even talk about it.
Speaker 2:We might not even get to talk about it. Just know, when we say a topic, we're going to dance around it. We're only going to talk about it briefly. We're going to edge the topic, but the description of the episode is going to be talking about. Like we talked about the episode let me the topic.
Speaker 1:The description for episodes are like very good, like they're very you know how I do they're very spot on.
Speaker 2:I'm like, yeah, that's what we're talking about, that's exactly it we're going to talk about like, I guess like like beliefs for like, or traditions for each Christmas or like other countries that do other things and whatnot. And then like kind of like the cautionary tales and stuff like that. Yep, Okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, stuff like that. I had a Bro, I had a Bro. Y'all gonna have to forgive me on this one, I'm so sorry. Uncut, unedited, y'all getting it all.
Speaker 2:I ain't going to edit all this shit Like this penis.
Speaker 1:That's a tie. So I had a little just to start it off. I had like a little event. So when I was little they gifted me it was around Christmas time a little toy truck. So we're chilling, it's at nighttime, everybody's supposed to be asleep asleep. That little toy truck turns on.
Speaker 2:But not little Yayo, he was awake.
Speaker 1:No, actually, for the first time I was actually asleep, cause I would never like. Fall is like bro. I was one of them little kids that.
Speaker 2:Was always awake. I was always awake, bro Dang bro Nocturnal.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, I was until I actually Started getting scared at night. And then I was until I actually started getting scared at night and then I was like, oh no, fuck this shit, I'm going to sleep early. You know everybody's sleeping and I only knew because of what my mom told me. They're sleeping, they hear the little truck, this little fire truck, start playing Like the sirens and everything, start working on it and they try to turn it off. And they turn it off. It's like a movie, bro.
Speaker 1:They turn it off. They walk away. That shit starts playing again. Bro, take the battery so they grab it.
Speaker 2:There's no batteries in it solar panel solar powered. That's why I had the first tesla elon musk trying to top that. Uh, uh, big soldier, I was the first, I was the first one with the Tesla.
Speaker 1:I was the first podcaster with the Tesla, nah, but uh, yeah, that motherfucker ain't had no baddies in there, bro.
Speaker 2:Damn bro. So then what happened?
Speaker 1:Had to throw that bitch away.
Speaker 2:Throw it away. Do that? This was in Mexico. No, this was here.
Speaker 1:Oh, here the Chronicles of big d dg what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Um, so they just threw out the toy.
Speaker 1:Then like yeah, we just throw it out, like we just um, well, like I said we, but they, they just put it in the trash bag and just uh, says the dumpsters were a couple, like not that far from us, I think bosses went through the through, through the way right, it's because of the Chinese, but the Chinese are always fucking with the boys.
Speaker 2:It was a spy drone.
Speaker 1:Yes, it was a spy. They were spying on the American family man.
Speaker 2:They ended up at the wrong house I can't even think of what I was going to say On a beautiful American family Of a bunch of gully logs, nah, but but yo bro, that was damn bro, fuck. No, if it was me, I'd have personally just started playing with the truck. What they gonna do? What the fuck you mean? What they gonna?
Speaker 1:do I just blink, take it away? Hit the go hey, stop it, it's my turn, bro. But yeah that, uh. And years later. So obviously we moved, hit the go hey, stop it, it's my turn. But yeah, that. And Years later. So obviously we moved, we moved away. We never really there was a lot of stuff that happened at the house and so years later I remember going, so we were packing up To leave and everything and that was a picture I was going through my, through my what was it? My picture book, whatever On my phone.
Speaker 2:My gallery on my phone. My gallery on my phone.
Speaker 1:And there's an image of one of my sister's little toy chairs that they used to have and there's an image of a little kid sitting on it. It was like a ghostly child. It wasn't a clear picture and I was like, bro, I've never taken a picture of, picture of like why would I take a picture of just the chair? And it was just like a whole picture of just the chair. It was like pink little chair with like a little ghostly uh uh something sitting on it so we had to try, we try to figure out.
Speaker 1:We were like did you put a doll there? No, and like all the dolls they had at the time, none of them could stand up by themselves, or what's the saying color, or anything like that. It was just like a little ghostly figure, like straight up.
Speaker 1:I had to delete that page, bro, fuck that. That shit used to give me shivers at night, bro, ever since I found it, I would go back at night and look at nah, I'm just playing and look at it, nah, I wouldn't see it. Like, I tried to Like see what it was, but you can't. You couldn't see what, like the actual what it was. You could just see the outline or something of it. Damn bro, hell, no, shit was crazy. Shit was crazy.
Speaker 2:I ain't never had Nothing like that happen to me. I mean, there was this one time when my cousin, like all my my brothers and sisters, I think well, my sister they were like in a room and they were like playing around, like I don't know what the fuck they're doing. They were like like everybody was like under a blanket and somebody was like walking around kind of like duck, duck goose, but everybody's like underneath a big, uh like blanket or whatever. And uh, I don't remember what ended up happening, but the lights in the room ended up cutting off. So everybody came running out of that room, bro, everybody was like, ah, I remember because I was in the living room and I just heard everybody screaming and they took off running out of that room. They were like we were playing this game and the lights just cut off by themselves. I was like, ah, no, bro, hell no.
Speaker 1:Ah bro.
Speaker 2:That shit's crazy, bro. Hell, no bro.
Speaker 1:Ah bro, that shit's crazy bro, bro, I remember we were little too we used to play hide-and-go-seek at night, bro and I remember we were counting one time and we saw like someone run and we're like who the fuck is that? Because, like, we know where everybody else is at. Like who the fuck is that running? It was like like a short little thing running through, like behind the houses, oh hell, no. So we were like we were trying to look and we were taking a nap halfway through. Nah, because everybody was with us, because, like, I think I was the one counting or something, so I already knew where everybody was at.
Speaker 2:I was counting, with my eyeballs facing towards everyone Like. I think I had already done One, two three, four, hey, y'all go ahead and come out. I already see you, you behind that tree who used to play like that.
Speaker 1:No, that shit.
Speaker 2:Who used to be like whoever's behind that tree. I see you. I already saw you.
Speaker 1:Probably a motherfucker pulled up from behind this tree. I'm looking at that tree over there. You brought me a motherfucker pulling up from behind this tree. I'm looking at that tree over there. We always just say oh, we already know. Don't be arguing when they call you out.
Speaker 2:Don't be arguing with that shit, you can't play next round.
Speaker 1:You behind the car. There's like eight cars in the lot.
Speaker 2:I saw your feet, you with the shoes on.
Speaker 1:You with the white shoes, gotta get specific.
Speaker 2:Whoever's wearing white.
Speaker 1:I saw you. I've seen those shoes behind me already.
Speaker 2:It was pretty fun playing at night, though I've done it like two times.
Speaker 1:Oh, did you, Bro? We used to do that a lot, bro. And then after that incident we had to stop because we were like we got in trouble. They started getting on to us because we went back to the house. We're like we saw something like running through behind the houses. You know, our moms, you see, this is what we be telling y'all Don't be playing tonight. We be telling y'all Don't be playing that thing, Don't be playing how to Go Seeking.
Speaker 2:We be telling y'all and then we had a big open field when I used to live with my mom now and at nighttime, like you couldn't see shit because the street light was off right there and whenever somebody was counting at the tree, you could literally like I ain't. I didn't know where to hide at. So what I did was I ran towards the field and I just laid down, but I had dark clothes on oh, okay, nobody had flashlights.
Speaker 1:Okay, you're just playing, okay, yeah or moonlight, whatever on um.
Speaker 1:It was pretty cool because like you were, like sitting there laying down just watching, and then they walk right past you, or like walk towards you, but then like, like a little bit further away and they just walk and you're like damn, just laying there chilling bro who felt like the whole, uh, like the whole cyber during that, uh, modern warfare, uh, what is it more over a two mission? I don't remember when they when you're, you're in the whole ghillie suit and the tanks kind of drive above you and there's people like there's people walking right beside you.
Speaker 2:I don't remember. You can't move.
Speaker 1:You just land there and there's people in tanks driving past you. You remember that. I don't remember.
Speaker 2:You'll hold ghillie suit in that mission. I remember the one with I think it was World at War. They have a mission like that too.
Speaker 1:Well, it might have been from that one. I mean because they did a model for it too, and they had done it before it too.
Speaker 2:Oh okay, yes, sir, I want to say it is. I'm not too sure, I can't remember, but yeah that's how it was, bro.
Speaker 1:And then another time that something like that happened was, you know, the fire department or that fireplace where everybody throw their parties at, mm-hmm, so we where everybody throw their parties at. So we were out there and it was just a bunch of kids and we were playing right Tell me why? Like all the girls were out there doing something and they all came running in and talking about there's a man out there in the woods or some shit like that, and so everybody went out there to look and it was like physically impossible for someone to be where. They were saying that there was somebody there, like without making any footsteps or footprints. Like they went to look and there's like no track of anybody standing there. And then, like later, later I saw her here like so it got older that you could always see someone standing there, like because the party would go out at night, like till nighttime, so you could see someone like just looking there damn, I ain't never doing that yeah that's.
Speaker 1:That's it actually be creepy? Yeah, I ain't never known that. I ain't heard that before.
Speaker 2:But um, let's see what else I got. I guess not from from playing like we. It's not a scary one, but there was like a game we used to play like back in the day as a kid on some, uh, full metal jacket type. Shit bro, we used to get our sock and then we used to like fuck it or whatever.
Speaker 1:No, I was like where is this going?
Speaker 2:no. So we get like the socks or whatever, right. And then like you just Put your other sock in there and you like Kind of like you know the people in prison, they like put the bar of soap In the sock To like beat people with it. But we used to do that right. So we like Let me sit up, bro, I feel like a slob sitting like this, like a whole slob. Let me sit up straight. So we're like. We're like okay, everybody, get ready. When we cut off the light.
Speaker 2:You just start swinging free for all free for all, bro, bruh you talking about? Everybody got in their positions as soon as that light went off, bruh, all I saw was stars.
Speaker 1:Bro, that was like white, like white purple flag hey, you know somebody used to get ganged up on bruh. You know somebody used to get come over you Purple flag Somebody?
Speaker 2:used to get ganged up on, bro. You know, somebody used to get I'm over. You get like four of them coming your way Swinging the fuck out of my thing, and I forgot who got hit.
Speaker 1:Someone got hit, then they started crying bro, Lame, Lame man, Lame as hell bro, so what we did was we had to all pretend we were asleep.
Speaker 2:Bro on some toy story? Shit bro, hearing all that commotion, all that laughing, all you heard. On some silent library type? Shit bro, all you heard was like or like you can tell somebody got, so we're going you can hear that. You heard that good whack. I was like damn bro, somebody getting beat on. That someone was me but, it but it.
Speaker 1:But it was just sucks the whole time. Yeah, it's just sucks, socks.
Speaker 2:Nobody put nothing else in there Like you literally just ball up your sock and then put in another sock. Bro, I'll show you right now we're going to have to cut off the light. Cut off the light. He cut the light back on. We both got black eyes.
Speaker 1:I'm holding it like Peter Griffin on the ground. Yeah, so he lost.
Speaker 2:No, but I can't remember. I don't remember who it was. It might have been me or somebody, but we had a computer in the living room so they like hid underneath the desk the whole time, so they never got hit.
Speaker 1:I can't remember who it was I don't know if it was me that hid or not but it was pretty funny bro.
Speaker 2:it was pretty funny bro, it was pretty funny.
Speaker 1:Mine is the person crying. So we all, like everybody, got the blanket and nobody. They call y'all now.
Speaker 2:My uncle came out bro.
Speaker 1:He's like mad as hell he's like what are y'all doing?
Speaker 2:Or something like that. Don't be playing around or something like that Whole time. It's just that whoever was crying was just Me over here, my lip all busted. Kbb Face red.
Speaker 1:That motherfucker.
Speaker 2:Just stayed, woke up two black eyes Damn, what the fuck. I ain't sleep good last night. Somebody hit me last night.
Speaker 1:Nah bro, we did something similar Not like that, not like that, not hitting yourself With the, with the, with the socks, but so okay. So we were little right and it's like around the first times that my sister actually had to go to the hospital so my mom was staying over there. So it's too far, far for us to keep going back and forth from the house. So somebody let us stay at their house right. And they gave us the attic, I think, or like one of the spare bedroom, but it was at the top right. So tell me why we decided, since we. So somebody let us stay at their house right. And they gave us the attic, I think, or like one of the spare bedrooms, but it was at the top right. So tell me why we decided, since we hadn't been able to go outside or do anything right, we decided tonight is the night we let loose.
Speaker 2:Tell me why Loose tension.
Speaker 1:Bro, tell me why the whole night it was just all three. It was just all three, it was just the three boys, it was just all three of us, basically like trying to like play tag while it's all dark, while boston's trying to sleep on the floor, while the other people trying to sleep. And so the next morning they kind of told boston yeah, you got, you got like like you, gotta go and boston's possibly look at us. They're gonna let us stay because y'all know how. Know how to be quiet.
Speaker 2:Bro, hey, my fault, my fault. I can't be fine, bro, I don't know what the fuck was wrong.
Speaker 1:Like we were little, though we were like. Who said I was like 13?
Speaker 2:I was like 15. I was being a silly 15-year-old.
Speaker 1:No, but I was like 10, I think You're a whole adult. I had a whole job. No, yeah, around 10, I think so, yeah, because everybody else was little, yeah, so I think I was the oldest in. Well, obviously, I've always been the oldest.
Speaker 1:I was older than everybody at the time, at the time, at that time in my life, you know, I still think about shit. I'm like, bro, those four people were just trying to help us out, give us a place to sleep. What the fuck we do? We fucking came up all night not being able to, bro. They said we were running like straight running. I remember that, bro, they weren't tagging me. They weren't tagging me. What day going to tag me?
Speaker 2:Oh, you're like dum dum, dum, dum dum dum yeah.
Speaker 1:But then we hit. We ran over Bossman and then somebody tripped and like fell. I don't remember who it was. I went up to him. You still in.
Speaker 2:It's fucked up, and Bossman didn't say nothing. He was too tired of it, he was just tired, not me, not me, I was back then we had responsibilities.
Speaker 1:Damn bro, yeah, that was. We were some menaces.
Speaker 2:We were some menaces but I remember one time when we played hide and go seek. Going back to that, uh, it was like nighttime and uh, we usually set boundaries, so like people wouldn't go too far. But I think this time it didn't matter, like we could use the whole neighborhood to like whole neighborhood to play.
Speaker 2:Nah, whole neighborhood crazy back back of people's houses, back like in the other people's yards and shit like that, right and um, I remember, um, like whoever was looking for like see the seeker or whatever, I saw them their face the other way. So I ran across the street and I was like crouched down, whoever was looking for the seeker or whatever, I saw them their face the other way. So I ran across the street and I was like crouched down behind a tree and I was like, oh, they don't see me. I'm going to take off and run. I peeked around and I don't know what happened, bro. I took off running. There was a branch I didn't see, bro. That shit hit me dead in my eyeball.
Speaker 1:Your eyeball.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it felt like it poked my whole eyeball, bro, I don't know where, bro, I couldn't see shit for a while. I was like, ah, I started running, I started walking.
Speaker 1:They're like, I see you, I was like I don't see you, I see you I don't.
Speaker 2:who's talking to me? Who's out there? Who the fuck's out there?
Speaker 1:where are you?
Speaker 2:show yourself. Show yourself so, bruh. I couldn't see shit for a while in my left eye, bruh damn like no cap.
Speaker 1:I don't know what the fuck happened?
Speaker 2:I thought I went blind. I was over here having fun, down out of nowhere I poked my eye. I'm like this ain't fun, no more, I ain't having fun anymore.
Speaker 1:I Bro, if you were to die, bro, you would have had a whole show about you, bro, you would have had a whole episode bro.
Speaker 2:Por eso no juegan Las Escondidas en la noche bro.
Speaker 1:That's exactly why You're an actor dad.
Speaker 2:You're an actor dad walking in Mijo¿ Qué pasó, who said you're an actor dad, because I don't know if I've read that who said your actual father comes into the episode.
Speaker 1:You have a father, father I'm sorry we have to see each other like this father who would've done that Slow Mo? I wish it was under different conditions to be said Now they show his backstory, we would have made. We would have made millions with that one episode, bro.
Speaker 2:Y'all think bajo la misma luna or something.
Speaker 1:Wait till y'all hear my story, bro She'll get crazy, she'll get tyrannical.
Speaker 2:That warm air, but it's cold bro.
Speaker 1:It's that warm, cold air bro.
Speaker 2:You didn't have nothing like that happen to you, like any stupid injuries that you would have had while playing like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah man.
Speaker 2:So let me tell you, Let me tell you Right, show them the scar bro, look at that.
Speaker 1:I fought a bear and lived Lived.
Speaker 2:To tell another tale, I'm about to zoom into that thing Right, y'all can't see it no more. Go ahead, get closer man the people, uh all the listeners, uh yayo got up and showed it to the camera.
Speaker 1:So if y'all want to check out his gnarly scar, I show my meat to the camera.
Speaker 2:Come look at the visuals on youtube.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, so, uh, so yeah, what happened was there was a grizzly bear and then a polar bear that were you guys, and you guys see past each other's differences. You know it. It's not about the four paws. Or you got two feet or four feet. You know it's not about that.
Speaker 2:And there I was walking up towards them with the Pepsi, like Kendall.
Speaker 1:That's when I knew I messed up. I should have brought a Coca-Cola.
Speaker 2:Hey, I love Pepsi. No, because there's a polar bear, oh you're right. Wait, coca-cola's a polar bear oh, you're right, wait, the polar, coca-cola's, the polar bear right yeah, okay and then Godzilla shows up and they were about to start firing.
Speaker 1:So I was like hey guys stop. And Godzilla threw his atomic breath and dodged the last second but it got me, he got singed true story. That's the lore. I'm rolling with it now I'm just playing. So the so the way I got injured is by far one of the it baffles me. It baffles me to this day.
Speaker 2:Let me see it again.
Speaker 1:That shit is crazy it used to look so worse, though I feel like I used to be self-conscious about seeing it, Because I'd be like what am I going to say? Because I always wanted to make up a different story.
Speaker 2:Me going up to my friends thinking I'm making a cool story, you guys, my mom leads me, me going up to Me, going up to my teacher, like it's just me and the teacher she's over there doing like a one on one quiz. How'd you get that scar? Oh, you wanna know how I got these scars.
Speaker 1:Nah, speaking of that, nah, I did this dumb shit when I was little bro. Let me tell you, nah, hold on. I did this dumb shit when I was little bro. Let me tell you, nah, hold on. I did the dumbest shit. I did the dumbest shit. Look at the.
Speaker 2:CPS calling Bro Just about.
Speaker 1:Just about, I did the dumbest shit. So here we are, bro. Here we are During the dare. During the dare, they're talking to us. You know the drug, drug thing. So the officer talking to us, you know the drug, drug thing. So the officer goes do your parents? They're telling us like signs of like alcohol abuse, drug abuse, all that stuff, right. So Iglesias coming up, so he starts asking like do your parents ever do something weird or anything like that? Not knowing that's bait Me as a kid didn't know that that's just bait Everybody. So I throw this up their head Everybody telling stories. Yeah, my dad does this. He be drinking this blue can blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 2:He's doing.
Speaker 1:Everybody got these kind of lame stories. You know they got these.
Speaker 2:My daddy be drinking. Everybody think they got heat. Wait till they hear this. That's how it was.
Speaker 1:My daddy be falling asleep. Right right, that's how it was, because everybody was like my dad be falling asleep, my dad be hitting my mom. You know just lame shit like that. My dad was wrestling the neighbor naked. You know just dumb shit like that. They're both dudes. So I'm over here. You know the story's not it. You know Our stories need more flair. You know Everybody putting their dad down. You know Me over here. You know the story's not it. You know Our stories need more flair. You know Everybody putting their dad down. You know Me over here, my dad. He be drinking the blue can and they be doing stuff really fast. Me over here, thinking they're making it sound cool In retrospect. I'm like they're probably making it sound like my dad drinks and then uses like drugs to start doing shit around the house Like that's what I like.
Speaker 1:Like, as you got older, you're like, yeah, I was like what the fuck was up with me, Like making up a story First of all, First of all making up a story, and then they're telling the truth, my dad drinks out of a can and then does drugs and does cool stuff.
Speaker 2:He takes his little park and leaves me there.
Speaker 1:But I was dumb as shit, bro, like I'd be thinking about that.
Speaker 2:I'd be like bro, why did I ever? And then what happened?
Speaker 1:Oh. So the officer just looked at me and was like okay, buddy, okay. Like he looked at me like stop. He was like okay, buddy, okay, okay. And looked at the t-shirt and like in much respect I feel like that was like a yeah, check, check on his head. Like check on him, check on this one. Right here we got a real one on our hands, bro. Like I'll be thinking about that shit randomly sometimes I have no business. Like why the fuck did I decide to make up a?
Speaker 2:make up a story like like for what reason, bro, I got? I got one to go with that too. So it was like a long time ago my sister found, like some of my, like elementary school, like fifth grade no, not fifth grade um, kindergarten, uh, like assignments from school, whatever. And uh, and then she was like um, she was like look what you're a dumbass, bro. I was like what that shit was. Like me talking about my best friend or whatever. And I was like me and my best friend are always going to play with the ball or whatever. And I was like my best friend is going to help me wash my dad's truck. I was like bro, what the fuck was I on? Like bro, what the fuck was I on, bro, ain't nobody gonna watch? No damn truck, bro, that shit whack us.
Speaker 1:It was just like stupid shit you do as a kid, bro, as a kid but I feel like, when it's stuff like that, like you probably had a different image of what was supposed to be said be a good friend than what you wrote there if you, if your friends, don't wash your dad's vehicle, y'all don't have good friends. I said what I said your friend's supposed to wash your dad's truck hate me, love me, jerk me off, it don't matter.
Speaker 2:Fucking, do the third one, fucking.
Speaker 1:But uh, nah, it was just like something I remembered because you were talking about like stupid stuff or whatever bro, being being little kids, bro, like don't, like, it's just stupid, like just stupid stuff that you do, like I think about it. Sometimes I'll just be like, wow, what was the what? What purpose did I have of making those stories? Like saying this, bro, like I remember I told I don't know for what reason I told one of my teachers I was little bro I was like I was like yeah, my dad, make it to basement.
Speaker 2:Wait, you did what.
Speaker 1:My dad is making the basement. I don't know why, bro, teachers like to be all crazy. What?
Speaker 2:Making a basement, making a basement, he puts all the bodies down there. He lets me cut off some of the limbs.
Speaker 1:He lets me play with chartreuse, bro. I don't know why, bro, I forgot what we were talking about. I think it was like during tornado season or some shit like that, and so they were telling us what to do and I was like I'm going to be. I think I had just seen the movie Twister and I seen that there was a basement in the movie, so for they were probably doing some construction outside and in my mind I was like he's making me a basement, like bro, what are you talking?
Speaker 2:about bro Go ahead, my fault.
Speaker 1:Cause she was like where I was, like underneath my house, and she's like, okay, like. And the other teacher looked at her like fuck wrong with this kid, like oh, y'all just ain't bitch ass fucking salary ass, teacher ass, make a thirty five thousand dollars. Ass, if that ass, if that ass bro, I don't know what the fuck was like. Just a dumb shit, bro, like I wonder how many times they actually call the house like concerned.
Speaker 2:If there was a way for you to go back and watch the compilations of the stupid shit you've said and done, would you do it? I'd have to watch. Yeah, I would watch it, bro. I would watch it, I would.
Speaker 1:I would watch it but everybody else would have to see it but everybody gonna see it bro, everybody to see it bro, because I know I've done my fair shit of stupid shit. But I never even got to how I actually hurt my arm.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, yeah, my fault y'all. I looked at that. I was like what? Oh yeah, sorry, my fault y'all. We got signed. My fault was looking at me smiling. We haven't even talked about Christmas anymore. We got sidetracked too.
Speaker 1:No, Y'all really want to know why YAYO FYB has the scar. So there was a T-Rex in my lawn.
Speaker 2:There I was.
Speaker 1:There I was. He wanted my cereal. I was like no. He was like, come on, no, no. So by far he was already talking about stupid shit Like this is the stupidest shit. So they're unloading tools out of this big what do we call it? Like a moving truck, like a U-Haul looking thing, but bigger. You know what I'm talking about? Un camion suelto, uno de esos, just like a big box truck van. Like a box truck, yeah, like a box truck van, yeah. So they're moving stuff out of it. So they got the little ramp set up.
Speaker 1:It's a hot day and I was playing with my little hot wheels. I somehow slipped, slipped, fell. My arm got caught on the side. It wasn't sharp though, so I'm like okay, it didn't even hurt. So I walk away and my arm starts feeling heavy. Not even heavy, it starts feeling hot. I look down my arm is wide open, wide open, busted open, spread it out, you know, down to the bone open. So they take. I started screaming. I started like yelling. I was like five years old at the time. I started yelling. Ah, ah. Everybody runs out. They see me there Bleeding.
Speaker 2:So my mom I would have fell on the floor. Bro Started twitching.
Speaker 1:Started foaming on Bleeding I would have fell on the floor, bro. Started twitching, Started phoning my mom. I didn't know what to do. Mom sees me, Starts yelling for my dad and everything they come. This other dude that was helping them fix the house, whatever they were doing, picks me up and now they're racing me to the hospital. And when I take him to the hospital I get five full big-ass shirts drenched in blood.
Speaker 1:Damn bro like five full like big ass shirts drenched in blood, damn bro. And the whole van was full of blood, like I was. Just I don't know how the fuck I bleed out like technically I should have bled out the mother blood that they're telling me like it was so much. And then they finally take me into the er and then they had a the er back then. It was a shitty hospital, so they ain't want to take you in damn until he was like.
Speaker 1:Boston was like nah, I'm going to sue y'all if y'all don't see as soon as I'm going to call the police as soon as they heard that they just put a bandage on my arm but I was still bleeding in the wedding room. Damn and finally the doctor pulled up. The doctor was like, well, now all I can do is just staples. Literally grabs my arms and just starts putting staples on, passed out the second one. I just remember that shit went slow.
Speaker 2:Damn.
Speaker 1:I woke up at a CVS For real. Uh-huh, yeah, I finally came back. I knocked out. I knocked out.
Speaker 2:Damn man, that's all they did then. That's all they did, bro. That was some dickheads bro. Nah, that was some major dickheads bro. Look for all the people out in the medical field. Look, I understand that y'all limited on space and everything, but y'all got motherfuckers really just bleeding out in the lobby area bro.
Speaker 1:No, and they was already fighting because somebody else was hurt in there, and so their whole family was there and they weren't being treated either. And the dude was like hurt or something and damn, but that was like the old hospital before. It was like regulated or whatever. You know the stores I might call that one day really damn bro cause it was. It was some fucked up shit, bro, and yeah, yeah, so that was it. They had to step on me, up, bro, on some Frankenstein shit. Damn bro, they.
Speaker 2:I want some Frankenstein shit.
Speaker 1:Damn bro. They couldn't even put me Into the vet, like they did to forget Vegeta, to bring him back to life. But that's that's what I, that's what I expected. They would've seen his physique.
Speaker 1:They would've been like oh yeah, he's super saiyan, let him through, put him in the spaceship. That's the treatment I needed, really, that's what I needed. So, while this whole thing Is happening it so, while this whole thing is happening, they left Jared, my little brother, four months old. They left him by himself at the house, oh shit. And then the raccoon went in there and kidnapped. No, I'm just playing.
Speaker 2:Then he went missing for two months. Then he went missing for two months. Jared listened to this episode. Oh my God, he explains everything.
Speaker 1:Those flashbacks, they mean something, but yeah, so they left poor Jared. They left him at the house by himself and my mom, Because my mom was like panicked, you know, she was like seeing me bleed out and everything, and then so she had to call the dude that was helping us, call his sister, and then she went and picked Jared up, took him to the hospital. Damn bro, she was in the ventful day.
Speaker 2:Damn that. Shit is crazy, huh.
Speaker 1:I woke up. I woke up and they're like, hey, do you want anything? And I didn't know, I couldn't remember what happened For me. I was just waking up. I was like, hi, they're like you want something? I'm like a lemonade. And I look over and and I just see Jared as a baby, just like playing with his toys.
Speaker 2:I'm like it was so surreal.
Speaker 1:I'm like where am I like? Where is cause? They would never ask me like if I want something. That was never. That was. They never asked me if I wanted anything, not like when we would go to the stores. It was always like don't ask me for shit when we go to the stores like don't ask me for nothing.
Speaker 1:We going here for this, so I'm not. Or if I wanted something, I had to get down. I'm like why they being nice, like what is this? What is this? What is this compassion? I feel like an anime villain. When, what is this? What is this in my heart?
Speaker 2:We feel like a family today, so this must be what a family feels, like this is what that f word means.
Speaker 1:So we, we get to the house, right, and first thing, as soon as I get down, they're like don't move, relax, you just go sit on the couch. They tell me that I find a plastic bag. Instantly, my brain, I'm gonna fucking kick it. I start kicking the plastic bag and playing with myself. Don't let the plastic bag hit the ground. So I'm kicking, I'm playing around, right, I'm kicking the plastic bag up, making sure it don't hit the ground. Boston walks in. What are you doing? Don't move, don't move, relax, sit down. Why I do? Why I do? Why the bandage they had put on my arm slips off and I see, like the just shit, look like a vagina.
Speaker 1:I ain't gonna lie, but that shit, like ho, ho, ho dick on hard as shit you passed out started damn nah, bro, that shit was looking crazy bro, cause it was just like raw skin and like, and I look at it, I panic I was like, like everything started coming back, like oh, that's right.
Speaker 2:Like I was in an accident like bro, I forgot that shit.
Speaker 1:Bro. Like damn bro. My trauma response was like, yeah, forget that shit. Everything started coming back. You ever seen Pacific Rim where they start remembering like tragic events, uh, uh, I don't remember. So when they're trying to make the link.
Speaker 2:Oh okay. Yeah, that's right. They started remembering that was me, bro.
Speaker 1:That was me starting to remember everything. I started remembering everything that happened that day, bro, damn bro, I was like, oh shit, that's right, and I look around for the big box truck. Looking around for it. Fucking beat it up, fucking beat it up, but yeah, bro.
Speaker 2:Damn.
Speaker 1:And from that point on they were always telling me relax, don't do anything crazy. It was like you're telling me go ahead and do extra Like because I would see kids playing outside and like I'm going to go play.
Speaker 2:It's just fucking gay Like well, I got to stay, can pick anything. Yeah, let me get that GameCube right there. Let me get about five games. Let me get two memory cards. I don't even think I knew what a GameCube was at the time. Hey, go ahead and give me 20 bucks because I'm trying to hit the arcade. You got to shoot for the stars, bro. You got to know your worth, bro Me over here just asking for a minimum.
Speaker 2:Yeah, let me get a lemonade. You needed me, bro. You needed me. I'd have been hating on you.
Speaker 1:I should hey tell him you need a PlayStation and you're going to pass out or you're going to put your stitches out, Bro.
Speaker 2:That's what my little sister was saying.
Speaker 1:She kind of understood that she could play her sickness to her advantage. My mom was like go do this, go do that. She started doing it. Oh, my heart hurts, bro. God bro, she was a fucking Menace, bro. She start playing that off. Or like she would do Something she's not supposed to. My mom would go over there and whoop her. She start, she start limping or she start holding her heart Talking about oh, it hurts. I be like Nah, that's kind of fucked up.
Speaker 1:She was guilty of my mom so hard. Then my mom eventually got fed up with that shit, because I guess she didn't want to believe it at first, because as soon as she would do that, my mom would stop or calm down with whatever she was doing. And after a while she was like nah, you just be playing me. Ha, I got the first one. Ha, I got her ass, bro. I got her ass, bro, bro. She stopped doing that For the longest and then she was she would get hit. And she was like it doesn't even hurt anyways. Oh man, she was a menace. Yeah, bro, nah.
Speaker 2:She was a menace, bro. Bad ass, fucking kids.
Speaker 1:That was the worst, bro.
Speaker 2:Nah, but let's go ahead and give these people what they wanted Some of this Christmas Knowledge. So let me give you five quick Christmas traditions around the world. Okay, okay, I'm going to go ahead and give you a, I'll give you two, and then, if you want to give me two or whatever you have, I think tradition-wise, I got one Like yeah, yeah. So one of the traditions in Japan is eating KFC. Actually, yeah, they have like, like the special edition.
Speaker 1:Christmas chicken bucket that comes out. I don't know if you've seen it on TikTok or something, not a special one. I know they got KFC. You gotta like pre-order it or some shit.
Speaker 2:Oh, for real. So in Japan, christmas is not a traditional holiday, but has been celebrated with a unique twist. Eating Kentucky Fried Chicken has become a popular tradition. Tradition this started with the marketing campaign in the 1970s called kushi no kurisu masu niwa, kentucky, kentucky for christmas I knew, I understood japanese.
Speaker 1:I knew, I knew it.
Speaker 2:Kuri kurisu masu, oh kurisu masu, like christmas yeah okay, my fault. Yo, my fault. I said I was chinese, not, not dirty ass japanese. The wrong type of ease, not them fucking freaks, them freaking nuclear reactor.
Speaker 1:Uh, uh, uh, no, not you know they're coming out good radiation, though Radiation Infected Japanese.
Speaker 2:Nah, let me stop. Nah, I'm just joking, it's all jokes.
Speaker 1:I'm just playing, it's jokes, it's jokes. Y'all can make jokes at me.
Speaker 2:It's all good, make it fair. Blow for blow, jackal per jackal.
Speaker 1:Penetration for penetration.
Speaker 2:What you got man.
Speaker 1:The telling ghost stories around fire was originally a Christmas Eve tradition. The what Telling ghost stories around a fire was originally a Christmas Eve tradition.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he don't know English. Yeah, English is my second language. So begin with, he must be one of them. Dirty Mexicans, them dirty tortilla flipping.
Speaker 1:Them dirty. Tortilla flipping recipes Probably like he's dirty.
Speaker 2:He probably smells like the outside.
Speaker 1:I bet he never washes up. He got me the last one.
Speaker 2:See, see, look, now we all laughing, see.
Speaker 1:See, see, it's fair. I distribute it evenly. Y'all got it easy because I make worse about mine. So, beginning with charles dickens, a christmas carol okay, that's a ghost story.
Speaker 1:Damn, that is a ghost story, that's actually a pretty good one right, it was a annual tradition, uh, throughout the victorian era, and it only changed when halloween became popular in the 1920s. So christmas and halloween was sort of uh, the same thing. That's why it's so good. Look, I know not, I ain't gonna say I was a hater for christmas, but I really didn't like care for christmas, so for me it wasn't something big, who was a whole screw.
Speaker 2:I was a whole scrooge.
Speaker 1:I was a whole, I was the whole story. I was the whole story. But so, uh, yeah, so that's just one of the little tradition things that's.
Speaker 2:That's it for that one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's it for that one, yeah so I got another one.
Speaker 2:This one was in is in mexico, so this is from december 16th to the 24th, this is called las posadas that's what you Trying to tell me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh, that's what you're talking about.
Speaker 2:So Mexicans celebrate Las Posadas, which reenacts Mary and Joseph's journey To Bethlehem. Each night, processions Visit homes, singing and asking For shelter Until the host Allows them in For prayers, food and celebration. So I think they go Like people's home and then Obviously they're like do like a couple songs and then Sing.
Speaker 1:So basically, they show up, they sing and they tell you a place.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1:I ain't open up the door. I ain't open up what the fuck? As soon as they finish singing. I appreciate you, my boy.
Speaker 2:Oh, you sound good, you something good. You were a little flat, you could do better. And why are you here? No, I saw you Sucking dick behind the trash. Can Nah you open the door?
Speaker 1:Hey, only bitches stay, only bitches stay.
Speaker 2:And dudes that give good If your shit whistling, don't pull up. Nah, that shit's crazy, though I think that's pretty cool To how they do stuff like that. Like to get the whole community involved. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 1:But I was going to say that's like a community thing, bro, because you couldn't. Okay, but that's now, but back then. I think it would be crazy back then. But just imagine people pulling up to your crib talking about knock on your shit, you got to open up and then motherfuckers start singing off, beat off key bro.
Speaker 2:Then they finish, take off their shoes, right. Damn what you got in this bitch Talking about. You couldn't get.
Speaker 1:Damn what you got back here, nah, you be one of the words, one of your cut words.
Speaker 2:Damn, he got the good snacks y'all.
Speaker 1:He got Oreos Y'all. Man, you don't got good shit in here.
Speaker 2:Get the fuck out of my house. Get the fuck out of my house, demons.
Speaker 1:Talking about. You don't got the good bread. Throw that shit on the floor. Throw that shit. This bread's stale. Talking about.
Speaker 2:I don't like this.
Speaker 1:Puts it back. Nah, brother, let's go to his bathroom, not where I keep it.
Speaker 2:What the fuck is this big ass thing? Oh here's Bro nah. Cause they do.
Speaker 1:Christmas carol here right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Christmas carol yeah.
Speaker 1:Right, have you ever, anybody ever come to your house before Like same Christmas, carol?
Speaker 2:No. No, no, I've never been in that type of neighborhood.
Speaker 1:Oh well, yeah, I grew up in the trailer park. I grew up in the motherfucking.
Speaker 2:I grew up in the motherfucking trenches. I grew up with the roaches with the rats, the snakes, the lions, the tigers, the lizards.
Speaker 1:No, I'm just joking the lot lizards, the lot lizards, the lot lizards.
Speaker 2:I wish, as a kid bro, you can't help it, bro, as a kid, valen, whoa easy now easy.
Speaker 1:Now easy with the goods, easy with the goods, easy with the goods no, but no, I don't.
Speaker 2:I've been to places where they do Christmas caroling, but I've never had somebody come to the house and do Christmas caroling.
Speaker 1:I was gonna say y'all never, y'all didn't do Christmas caroling, or do y'all have anything like that's middle class activities, middle, or do y'all have?
Speaker 2:anything like that may also be anything like that.
Speaker 1:That's middle class activity.
Speaker 2:That's middle class activities. I haven't got to hear what are you talking about.
Speaker 1:That's a different tax bracket. That's a different tax bracket activity Once.
Speaker 2:I get rich once I hit middle class, then I'll start doing some Christmas caroling type shit.
Speaker 1:Nah bro I kidding. I know one time what they did for us was. I know one time what they did for us was. I guess it was the fire department or something, where they gave us a bunch of toys.
Speaker 2:Okay, I know Salvation Army does something like that, maybe.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think it was maybe Salvation Army that did that shit. And I remember the teachers. They called me to the side. They're like what you want for Christmas, Charlie? Don't you know my parents? We got money for Christmas. What the fuck are you talking about, Charlie? Don't you know my parents? We got money for Christmas. What the fuck you talking about? Like what you talking about. They're like no, you can have whatever you want Me over here. Ah, Ah, Not that, Ah, Go ahead.
Speaker 2:Nah, you good Punching the teacher like your friends, I poke the C, I poke the C. Nah, bro know, ask for anything, or?
Speaker 1:like if they want to give you stuff, don't trust them, you know. So I'm like, bro, what the stick you want from me? Like I'm over here, like, or then I started thinking because she was like no, you can have whatever you want, whatever you want, nah because then they're going to being little bro, a thing like that.
Speaker 2:He was already new to the system.
Speaker 1:I was like nah, what's the catch? Y'all gonna text me later, bro. I was like nah, you good, Y'all gonna make me sell a box of chocolate. Y'all gonna make me hustle them chocolate bars with y'all.
Speaker 2:Bro, Make me sling some Krispy Kreme or pass out that Christmas catalog that you want some pound cakes.
Speaker 1:That's like 40 bucks, bro, that shit used to be so expensive. For real, bro Y'all giving that shit to the wrong kids. Y'all don't know y'all kids, y'all know we don't make it. Our parents don't make enough for this shit. Y'all giving me fancy ass catalogs Nah, bro. I fucked up one time, bro, because some dude ordered Check this out, check this out itself. The dude I'm knocking on the door Dude came out, put the order in. Tell me when I go back to the house, when the donuts came back. He's not there.
Speaker 2:He's not there bro.
Speaker 1:Bro, I kept the donuts because I was like I'm going to deliver those donuts, right. So I'm knocked on his door. Third day he shows up talking about where are my donuts? Where the fuck you been? I've been knocking on your door.
Speaker 2:Who's that? I already fucking ate. I fucking me over here Fuck it.
Speaker 1:They gone now. You had three days, motherfucker. They gone now.
Speaker 2:They good I ain't going to hold them that long, then they're going to be fresh. No more, bro Like to this day like who's scam. Who got that first picture?
Speaker 1:scam? No, because I gave him. I gave him his donut out the donuts. And then, like I hear, I hear like boston tells me later, he's like oh, you know, that dude died. I was like what dude he's like? Well, that dude that used to live there, I'm like when, because I fucking sold him those when, the fuck did he die? He was like oh, he died a while back. Oh, I was like I gave him donuts. He's like he's not dead. Like what are you talking about? So for the longest I was like I gave donuts to a ghost and then motherfucking shows up a week later to the house asking yo, can I borrow your? Can I hook up my phone to your outside charger?
Speaker 2:bruh. Nah, they fucking with you bro. No bitch bro, it's a fucking ghost, bro.
Speaker 1:Bro, no, cause boss was like oh, somebody told me he died. I thought he died cause like nobody had seen him for a minute and somebody, somebody, that knew him told him that he had died. So, like bro, cause we stopped? He would always show up to charge his phone outside.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, like he would always like show up like hey, can I borrow the charger outside, bro? So for a lot, like I said, like everybody thought he was dead. Then he just shows up and then apparently he had been gone and wasn't paying electricity at his house or something like.
Speaker 2:I don't give a fuck. You think I need this bullshit ah in the middle of my living room, connects to the, connects to the car, burns, burns out the whole but yeah, bro, that was.
Speaker 1:Uh, yeah, I was. I stopped selling donuts after that, bro, but yeah, so they try to give me. Uh, they tried to ask me what I wanted for Christmas and everything. So I started telling them like, nah, get my brother's stuff, don't get me like.
Speaker 2:I'm good Damn. Y'all heard it here first. Y'all know before, when he had a heart Back then.
Speaker 1:I don't do that shit now. Now, run me that shit, run me that shit. Y' I need a Bentley outside. So what'd they say then? So, no, so he's so sweet, he loves his brother, so much. That's that's. They had a pretty good wedding. He must have a wonderful family.
Speaker 2:You can tell they got heat at home. The point of the thing is it just broke, no so.
Speaker 1:They're like no, we already took care of that, but we're just asking you what you want On some Mr B's type shit, so I was like Fuck. So I said Fuck everyone, time to go pro league, let me get a motherfucker An XR360. So she's like Okay, you know, she wrote it down. She wrote it down and everything. So time comes and I'm waiting. You know I'm hyped now.
Speaker 2:I don't want to hype now, bro, you don't, you don't? Y'all know the Xbox 360.
Speaker 1:I'll wrap up for you like that you play 360. I'm about to have one. I'm about to have one.
Speaker 2:Go ahead and send me a game retainer. Oh, you don't got one, lame. Hey, don't play with him. He got an Xbox. Make him walk the track. Bro, get away from us.
Speaker 1:But I got PlayStation.
Speaker 2:PlayStation. Oh, I didn't know you was broke my fault.
Speaker 1:Oh me over here. You know there's a program that would help you if you broke right here. They give us shit out here like easily. So, bro, I'm hyped, right they talking about for Christmas, you're going to go with this teacher and everything you know. Blah, blah, blah. You're going to go to a dinner to this family that's gonna host it, whatever, all right, shit is what it is, y'all, as long as I don't get my 360. You know I don't hide you, bro, I'm winning 360. I'm in my head, bro. I've already. I've already bought the games with the 360, all you look, though now you already went to walmart.
Speaker 2:Tell busman to give you the game I owe you a game he's like you don't have this. He's like not yet, papa, not yet bro, not yet daddy.
Speaker 1:I was right bro. This is literally my first Christmas. This is my first Christmas. I don't know what to expect, bro, how y'all do this, how does this? Work out Right right when Santa Claus coming in. You know you feel me. That's why me going back. You need a chimney. You need a chimney y'all been fucking up.
Speaker 2:That's why he don't come around, cause we don't have a chimney bro that's.
Speaker 1:That's all it is. That's all it is. It's cause we don't got a chimney. I figure it out and you know, they tell me so they had that roof intact bro the whole roof, the whole roof. They had that, they had that blue Bro. The whole roof, the whole roof. They ain't have that, they ain't have that Blue top over it, bro they.
Speaker 2:They didn't have to make A weekly Like a weekly patch.
Speaker 1:Bro, they weren't saying the kids up there To tie it off To let all the water Come down every, every once in a while To put the buckets.
Speaker 2:Put the water in the buckets.
Speaker 1:To make sure.
Speaker 2:No, I ain't have to do that, I'm just joking y'all. I was lucky.
Speaker 1:Right, right, I was lucky in that respect.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I wasn't that broke, I wasn't that poor.
Speaker 1:I was a fucking scum. Nah, I was close, though I was close. I was about to be on the streets.
Speaker 2:I would have been on the streets at the age of six, no eight. I would have been on the streets at the age of six, no eight. I would have been homeless, bro, but we about two almost, bro.
Speaker 1:I ain't know how we did it. I don't know how we did it, so they even got me an outfit and everything.
Speaker 2:Damn Talking about wear this whole.
Speaker 1:Bro, that was my first striped shirt from Bilk. I was up, I was up, but that's like Javachi brother Can't tell me shit.
Speaker 2:You just got me Louis Vuitton, bro. Simply Southern. Simply Southern, is that you?
Speaker 1:But I still remember the fit bro.
Speaker 2:The vineyards or whatever.
Speaker 1:It's just me running in the back. I remember the fit bro. It was burgundy and black with khaki pants.
Speaker 2:Dang.
Speaker 1:Shit went hard, bro. Shit went hard, so I pulled up, bro Fit hard as fuck Fancy ass, dick.
Speaker 2:Hard as fuck Me explain. Be there, hold Christmas spirit up in the air.
Speaker 1:Bro, they done hocked this up. Bro. I'm talking about Papa Noel, about to shake my hand. Personally, I pulled up, bro, biggest house Fancy, fancy, fancy, shit clean, but the whole time I'm waiting for my presents. I never had presents and now I want presents.
Speaker 2:Who said they had like a five course meal, and be like I don't want to eat too much, I don't want to ruin my gift, right?
Speaker 1:I was feeling, bro. I feel like I was staying at that house bro.
Speaker 2:I wasn't going back to my old family. Bro, I just got adopted. Bitch I just got adopted.
Speaker 1:Bro it's over, bro, it's over. Oh, that's how we live with me, poor dog. What up, grandma Nah?
Speaker 2:nah what's up, nah, nah, it's been a minute.
Speaker 1:Nah, nah, Bro, I put love bro. They give me the gifts and they give me a little box. I'm like damn. I could have shown Xbox 360 more figures.
Speaker 2:It must be one of them, expanded ones.
Speaker 1:Nah, it's because they were coming out with the slimmer thing at the time. I'm like it must be one of the new ones.
Speaker 2:We over here. Oh yeah, this is the new model Must be a prototype. They're super real. It must be the Xbox 720. Hey, to all y'all people out there thinking that, an Xbox 7, how y'all fucking feel right now. How y'all feeling right now? All them leaks on YouTube. Look at you, go in the bathroom, look at yourself right now. How do you feel?
Speaker 1:How you look telling your parents that the next Xbox is going to be a circle. There's always fear.
Speaker 2:Sure because that was me. I was a joke. Me and my cousin.
Speaker 1:Pepe, that was me. I was just joking me and my cousin Pepe we thought it was that was me too. Bro, that was me too, bro.
Speaker 2:We hop on YouTube. Yo look at this shit, bro bro oh my god, microsoft did his dirty right that we finally cracked the formula. And then what happened, bro?
Speaker 1:and then uh the food was good or anything, so I'm getting my purse and opening it up. Ds.
Speaker 2:I look at his t-shirt this is what I asked for garbage out of here.
Speaker 1:What the fuck I asked for Xbox 360.
Speaker 2:Damn damn, do I have to write it up for you. Damn, whose first Christmas was it? I already got that. Stop, yes, hey, damn, whose first Christmas was it? I already got that. It's a dumb stuff.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's one kid.
Speaker 2:Fucking hate you Ever have what I want. Went straight upstairs, did a benchy screech. He slammed the door. I'm coming to my room Slammed the door.
Speaker 1:It's the door to the attic, cause I don't live there, I don't know where the fucking door is.
Speaker 2:It's the attic nah, it's the door to God's house. And now you in the cold. Now you in the cold, the door locked so now you're looking at everybody. You're looking through the window at everybody. Look at this disgusting, disgusting. This is your fault.
Speaker 1:Bro. So the teacher looks at me. Yes, so this family. You know they bought what you asked for Cause, and you know they had to buy A lot of different kids. So they just try to get you the best thing. Man, what the fuck you asked me for then? What you asked me what I wanted you to Give me? Whatever Y you ask me for, then what you ask me what I want. If you just give me whatever y'all could give me then what you ask me for then? Got my whole size shit For what? Never look stupid. What am I going to do with the 360 games? I already bought them. I went to eBay and bought them, bro, bro, shit was ruined. Whole mood changed. Nah, I'm just playing. Nah, I mean as a kid, I was Nah, fuck that bro.
Speaker 2:As a kid, if I didn't get what I wanted, bro, I was mad for a week bro.
Speaker 1:Nah, for me. For me, since that was like, that was like my first console, really Like my first, it was a Nintendo DS, nintendo DS Lite, I think.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:And that was like my first console and, bro, I played the hell out of that thing. Bro, I never let that. I don't know what happened to it. I'm pretty sure I fell asleep on the trip when we went to the zoo and I lost it there, I think.
Speaker 2:Damn. I think that's the last time. That's a funny thing, because what happened?
Speaker 1:Imagine imagine, imagine.
Speaker 2:Imagine you pull that shit out. Ah, lose it, Whole profile and everything.
Speaker 1:Bro. Bro, that was I play the hell out. I'm still grateful for them. Teachers Shit. They made a Christmas for your kid Bro.
Speaker 2:at least they gave you ideas, bro. That is pretty cool, bro. They made little Mexicans Christmas.
Speaker 1:Yup, they had no reason, no business.
Speaker 2:That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1:And then so that happened. And then we show up To the, to our house and the fire trucks and everything over there, me over here.
Speaker 2:My house burned down. My mama dead. Damn that Christmas Looks crazy. Fuck that Christmas is crazy.
Speaker 1:Fuck Me over here. Fuck they dead, cause it was like A bunch of like A bunch of trucks and everything Like. They covered the driveway. They have bags of toys, bro. That's their body parts. What about you, bro?
Speaker 2:They got cut in love. They got the babies Mom.
Speaker 1:what now, bro? I thought my mom got cut off. I don't know why, bro. Bro, I pulled up. I'm thinking the whole family dead, bro.
Speaker 2:The firefighter coming up to you.
Speaker 1:You ain't supposed to be here, yet you ain't supposed to see this.
Speaker 2:I know I ain't supposed to see that.
Speaker 1:You over here shaking you over here, shaking you want to see what's inside the bag.
Speaker 2:We're not too sure if you're ready for it, Bro.
Speaker 1:I pulled up, bro, and they walked me down.
Speaker 2:And I see my parents 's like oh, you're not there.
Speaker 1:oh, oh, y'all scared me and bro, they let us in, and there was like a shit ton of toys oh shit, but it was like for everybody, like for yeah cause they gave me a DS you know I don't want nothing. It can't nothing top that at that point, until until they brought out the 360 from the damn bro, that's a whole Christmas movie right there bro. So I think, actually I think we did, we got sang to did that little, oh for real.
Speaker 1:I think so. How'd that make you feel, bro, shit, like I wanted to play my, my DS.
Speaker 2:I wanted him to hurry up and finish the song. Cause my DS yeah, bro.
Speaker 1:As soon as they gave me the DS, I was like, yeah, I'm else, like I got what I want, like I got something, I'm done with everything else. Christmas is over, thank you, get the fuck out of my house. But uh, yeah, bro, that was, that was uh.
Speaker 2:That was the first christmas you could say damn, that's pretty cool, bro, let me, let me tell you how mine turned out, so the same thing happened to me did the same thing. Yeah, they pulled me to the side because I used to have, like esl, whatever english second language for people that don't know. Apparently I didn't know how to speak english, but I mean, I don't know how to speak spanish. What the fuck was I speaking then?
Speaker 1:listen, everybody like talk normal me over.
Speaker 2:What the fuck am I saying? Man me Me over here. Ooh, my invisible hands choking myself Somehow with the will of my passion, passion and everything I faintly managed to choke myself. I just hear myself go See my fat ass get choked, oh fuck.
Speaker 1:You were talking like you was in Rewind, but what the fuck was that I?
Speaker 2:don't know, bro, gibberish bro. So, so what happened? And then they told me, they were like you know, we're doing this thing when you can pick Whatever you want for Christmas Me.
Speaker 1:You already knew what was going on. You already knew my phone, bill Gates.
Speaker 2:Sorry, steve Jobs, pick uh whatever you want for christmas me. Sorry, steve jobs. I thought y'all were sponsoring my christmas rockefeller family, so I asked for an ap on my radio. I asked to meet soldier boy. I asked to be in Soulja Boy's music video.
Speaker 1:I wanted to have a band come to school to play Calibre 50, bro.
Speaker 2:Gerardo Ortiz, bro, I wanted him to pull it to my school, bro, nah, but they were like pick whatever you want anything you want anything. Let me pick you baby. Put my hand on her hand like that's it once you get that.
Speaker 2:Damn, like that's it, bro, you already got it set right there, nah. But um, I was like, bruh, y'all fucked up, let me pick, because I'm a whole menace. Bruh, I ain't never had shit, I ain't never. No, let me stop. No, let me stop. So I was like, okay, you know, I just want, I don't want nothing too crazy. Let me get a PlayStation 3, let me get an Xbox 360. Order two yeah, goddamn, let me get like five GameCube games. Let me get some cool shoes. I'll just slap the shit out of you, right, motherfucker? Get a basketball. You can't spoil the story. You can't spoil the story for everyone.
Speaker 1:So I was like man, let me get a, I don't know, maybe like a cool Nerf gun or something?
Speaker 2:Your choice, your choice Bro that's all I got.
Speaker 1:Get in this boat If I ask it for too much.
Speaker 2:If I ask it for too much, Y'all let me know if I ask it for too much, and they're like, like okay that sounds good. They're like, you know, the school's getting money together.
Speaker 1:All this to a to to a counselor. We live out in the. Where the fuck is the money coming?
Speaker 2:I don't know, bro. Bro, they got to figure it out. They said the school's paying for it. The school had money, bro, and you know, they ask everybody the same shit. I think I think I asked my little brothers, or whatever, Whole time. Dad was talking shit to everybody too. Oh, I'm going to get a PlayStation, I'm going to get an Xbox 360. Y'all can't talk, you can't tell me shit. Broke ass motherfuckers. And then I remember my cousin. He actually had a PlayStation 3. He paid like $600 for it or something.
Speaker 2:He got it when he first came out and he never let me play and I was like that's alright. I looked at my PlayStation that's cool. That's cute, Because I'm about to get my own on Christmas.
Speaker 2:Dude, you stand there, my shit gonna be new. I was like, okay, that's cool, I'm about to have my own. I'm about to have my own PlayStation 3. So I ain't even worried about it, I ain't even tripping. I ain't even tripping, bro, I'm about to look at everybody beneath it. Ain't none of y'all going to play my PlayStation 3, gonna touch my Xbox or my Nerf gun or my cool shoes?
Speaker 2:Fast forward, fast forward to Christmas Day. They gave me a bag and they're like they gave me a bag. They gave me a bag. Tell me what? I pulled a basketball. I pulled out a basketball. Oh shit, oh fuck. I pulled out a whole basketball. This ain't no PlayStation. This ain't no PlayStation. This ain't no fucking. Where's my Xbox 360? This shit's not square. This is my Xbox. Lying bitch. Christmas isn't real. Oh man, christmas isn't real. Oh man Bro, I was pissed bro. Stupid ass motherfucker. They gave me a fucking sweater. Wow, sweater. I'm cold. I didn't want that. I didn't wear it. I didn't wear that shit. Give that shit to someone. Give that shit to someone Some. Give that shit to someone. Some broke motherfucker that needs it, not me. That's a cool motherfucker that needs it.
Speaker 2:I got a whole new basketball. Bro Didn't even have a basketball court.
Speaker 1:Not even a soccer ball. They gave you the ball. You needed something with it. They gave me a basketball with no basketball.
Speaker 2:Oh no, never mind they did give us a basketball. Yeah, never mind they did. But they said that's for you and all your brothers what the fuck is this? They gave us that all one year. Why the fuck? You give me the basketball for.
Speaker 1:So there I was, but knowing I had, why the fuck you give me the basketball for.
Speaker 2:So there I was, bro, knowing I had power, though we might have the basketball goal, but I have the basketball bitch. Y'all can't play with my basketball. Look at y'all dumbass. What y'all gonna use rocks Bunch of losers Me over here.
Speaker 1:Ding ding, ding, ding Bro just played by himself the whole time oh, you can't touch my.
Speaker 2:That's my dog, he can't touch. He can't touch his mom, so give it to me. They said it was for me holy, and so they did that then. Then my one of my cousins or something comes out of the hallway and they have a bike. They're like this for your sister. I was like I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate y'all oh, she don't even ride bikes, man, that's not even her size they used to get the little kids the biggest bike For real, bro.
Speaker 2:I was like, bro, I fucking hate y'all, bro. So she had a bike and I had a basketball, but y'all couldn't buy me a fucking PlayStation.
Speaker 1:I couldn't buy him a 360 and a PS3. Come on now. That's crazy bro.
Speaker 2:Broke-ass fucking school. Piece piece of shit. But um, yeah, that's how mine went and my sister never rode the bike. I took that shit. I took that shit bro. I was like it's my bike now. No, it's not, it's mine. Where does it say your name, bro? I think last time I checked your name's not sierra. Bike was too big for me, bro. Bro, I think they gave us bikes too, bro.
Speaker 1:It didn't bother to get to my sister, bro, Bro, she can't do no physical activities at the time, oh damn bro. So we took that shit from her too. We used her bike as a parts bike. The stunt bike bro. And then broke down. We took her chain, we took her tie, we took her handlebar, took the brakes. Oh my God bro.
Speaker 2:Crazy times, bro, crazy times.
Speaker 1:Bro, as a kid. Bro, that shit crazy, because I didn't know there was rules to this. I didn't know there was rules, I didn't know you could just order whatever you wanted. You over here came out fighting. You over here came out asking for the whole, for every. You asked for everything that everybody asked for in the whole block. Bro, just you, just you asked for the whole thing. Bro, that's crazy, huh, that shit crazy. How that? That shit fucked yourself my Christmas was ruined, bro.
Speaker 2:My Christmas was never the same after that. So then it became my my mission to never allow that to happen to someone. So I told myself I gotta get my bread out, because I could never have the audacity to ruin someone's fucking Christmas like that. Look him dead in the face and tell him okay, just to give him a fucking basket Bro that was oh bro, y'all can call me on grade four. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1:They should have gave us the Xbox. How? Would you feel? How would you feel if they tell you to ask for something and they give you something else?
Speaker 2:Come on now Motherfuckers are going to be writing in the comments be grateful, you have your family. I don't give a fuck For my family. That look like I give a fuck. Give me my basketball. It's the look like my back is cold, but no, that's about it, bro. That's probably the only crazy thing that happened to me.
Speaker 1:Bro, that was Uh-huh. I mean, that was like I said, that was my thinking back on. That was like my first, like my true first Christmas, and then, yeah, everything after that, bro, I got that. And then next year I was like, oh yeah, so next year I got to pick something else.
Speaker 2:I'm already making a list of what I'm going to pick next year. Next year, they ain't asking me shit. They ain't asking for that next year either.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he too expensive, said never again, we not doing this shit for them again. That's crazy, huh. Yeah, I'm going to talk about this little scary something like Krampus.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Are you scared of Krampus, or did you ever get used?
Speaker 2:I ain't never known nothing about Krampus until like probably high school.
Speaker 1:to be honest with you, bro, I only found out when the movie came out, bro.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay.
Speaker 1:That's when I started learning about what Krampus is and everything. So I know. But Iceland, they got this thing called a krail, which is a scary Christmas creature who might eat them if they're naughty. So here, what is it for? Here, here, if you're naughty, you get cold. Right, you get cold. But imagine telling your kids if you're naughty, you're going to get fucking ate during Christmas. Well, kyle, fuck those shit.
Speaker 2:That sounds like some.
Speaker 1:Mexican stuff right there, bro. I mean to be fair because we got Coco, but that's not Christmas related though.
Speaker 2:No, you're right. No, I know, in certain parts of Mexico it's not Santa Claus, it's like a rat that goes around and leaves gifts. It's a rat that leaves gifts in your shoes or some shit like that. Y'all, let me know, all y'all are dirty Mexican people, you being a motherfucker. Let me know what the thing is Now. There is this thing, though, where they said like it's a rat, you leave your shoes outside.
Speaker 1:I, you leave your shoes outside. I don't fucking know. I got to ask my girlfriend about it. I'll let y'all know. I mean, we got this whole. Yeah, we're going to look at it on this whole episode. So for this one, yeah, they get ate if they're naughty. And the story goes that Greta lives in the mountain cave and comes to nearby town, so every December she collects naughty kids and she takes them home to cook and eat. That's like, um, that witch that has, uh, her house on chicken legs. You know what I'm talking about baba yaga.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Yeah, that's sort of like the same thing, but baba yaga is what she's um. She's russian, ain't she?
Speaker 2:yeah, she's russian, that's that, yeah, it's russian, yeah, yeah, russian, russian, russian, because I thought it was the other thing. Yeah, russian I want to say it is. I'm not too sure, but yeah, that's, that's.
Speaker 1:uh, that's another one, or at least another.
Speaker 2:I think I might have a fun fact about Krampus actually.
Speaker 1:Krampus type thing.
Speaker 2:So Krampus is Central Europe, where it came from, originated in. It was in the Alpine regions like Austria and Germany. Krampus, a horned creature, accompanies St Nicholas. While St Nicholas rewards good children with gifts, krampus punishes the naughty ones by swatting them with birch sticks or carrying them away in his sack valid.
Speaker 1:He couldn't get me though I was about to say good luck me back in the day. Good luck, sean, catch me.
Speaker 2:I'm 27 years old, you just gonna turn me on when you catch me.
Speaker 1:You caught me, oh no we're gonna be waiting in the bus Covered by the bus.
Speaker 2:Hold up Rubbing my hands.
Speaker 1:Krabs goes out there.
Speaker 2:Oh hell. No, he's back out there, I've been dodging you for like 18 years man.
Speaker 1:Not hard enough. But so I also wanted to say, uh, just a couple christmas horror quotations on horror. So so I got these stories off of reddit and okay it was this was saying that his uh, this one year his uncle was showing off his new mustang doing and burnouts, got out of control and drove his new car through my aunt's garage and part way into the house.
Speaker 2:Damn.
Speaker 1:Bro, I can't imagine doing some dumb shit like that. You still gotta talk to the people, or they knew who did it. If I do that shit, I'm gone, bro, I'm gone. If I ever do some dumb shit like that, I'm gone bro, I'm backing out, I'm gone, bro, I'm gone. If I ever do some dumb shit like that, I'm gone, bro, I'm backing out. I'm backing the fuck out. If I came back out, I'm going to my house reporting my car stolen, talking about yeah, I just came out here, officer, car was gone, car was gone.
Speaker 2:Got your left arm broken Glass all in your face, officer. I don't know what happened, officer, but he stole my car. Officer. He got away. He looked kind of handsome from the last time I saw him Kind of a thick build, luscious hair, muscular build.
Speaker 1:Muscular build About two and three big, huge inches. I don't know, I don't know. Big bulge in his pants. But alright, bro. So when I seen this, I started seeing. Have you ever seen any takeover videos?
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Have you even seen how crazy they've been getting?
Speaker 2:I seen a couple of them. I seen this dude's whole butt cheeks get like shown, yeah, Like a hit by the car. Bro, he got ran over by the like, Like shown, like hit by the car, bro.
Speaker 1:He got ran over by the, like you talking about the one where the whole car was over them.
Speaker 2:I seen one where like the back.
Speaker 1:Well, I say that, like there's multiple cars that happened, like there's multiple videos of that happening, of like.
Speaker 2:I don't remember. It's like he got hit by the back and then he got caught under the tire and it pulled his pants down over there?
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, bro, we did you ever, or would you ever, go to a takeover? Okay, good answer, good answer no, never that shit.
Speaker 2:Corny as hell, bro bro I mean yeah, it looks lit and everything, but bro like no not even bro, not it, don't it okay lit yes, but too lit it's like it's irresponsibly lit bro, there you go. It's irresponsibly lit like y'all just doing too much, bro, like that's just people that do the most for no reason for no reason, exactly for no reason.
Speaker 1:Like what do you? Like I don't. Like I don't know if they're betting money, or like I don't know what the fuck.
Speaker 2:Like all you do is spin in circles, like that's all you're doing that's all you're doing just fucking up your car, up your car with a high-ass fucking interest rate.
Speaker 1:That's not getting down paid yet and, bro, I seen this dude that got pushed into a car that was doing a drift and they were beefing. These two guys were beefing and he got pushed and then the car hit him, bro.
Speaker 2:Oh damn.
Speaker 1:That dude dead bro.
Speaker 2:That's an attempt to murder.
Speaker 1:Damn Bro, like imagine bro, you did. Bro, that's an attempt to murder. Damn bro, like imagine bro you going out at night, you free, you free, you go out at night. Now you, it's you running away your whole life now because you decided to do some dumb shit like that. But I couldn't.
Speaker 2:Well, I know there was this one time here in north carolina where it was like a lot of shit was going down that night, like I think it was all over, like social media they were doing like takeovers or like you know, carolina.
Speaker 2:Yeah, uh, peep invited us to go with him when that one time or no, he was gonna invite us, I think. But they had like four different spots that were doing something like. One of them was in greensboro I think and bro, they were legit like street racing in the parking lots. Bro, I was gonna take my camaro up there and done a couple stupid shit like done like a couple races or whatever, but I I didn't go because I was, like brian, trying to get in no trouble right now bro, fuck that bro.
Speaker 1:I can't do especially like 12 minutes. Now, bro, motherfuckers, be ready to get you bro they be.
Speaker 2:Once 12 got the scats, bro, I knew it was time to wrap it up, bro, once they had them 5.0's bro.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the Mustang 5.0's bro, cause those don't even look like cops. No more. I see a motherfucker get pulled over by a minivan. The other day, bro, well, not the other day. A while back, there was a minivan in Acura damn bro, pulled over like who. That's just crazy bro, where that money coming from? Where's that money when I wanted my 360?
Speaker 2:those ain't no cops bro, those are fucking road pirates bro that's a those are road pirates.
Speaker 2:Fucking dirt bags, bro. Any of y'all motherfuckers that's sitting out there with some un-fucking marked cars, fuck you, bro. Personally, from the bottom of my heart, for real, I hope you die, I hope you rot, I hope you rot, I hope you right. I hope your family wakes up, but you dead. No, I'm just joking, no, but seriously, that's that's. I hate that so much, bro, like you're supposed to be for the people, not trying to scam the people, I mean, obviously you're there to protect them. And yes, hiding in the unmarked vehicle, this and that bro, that's bullshit, bro. I stand on that shit, bro, y'all, can y'all come in, come?
Speaker 1:at me all y'all want, bro, and that bro, that's bullshit bro.
Speaker 2:I stand on that shit, bro. Y'all can come at me all y'all want, bro.
Speaker 1:Nah, I mean, that's valid. Only time I got a ticket is when I stop. That's my dumb ass fault. Only time, bro, when I don't reach in time not to the talking about talking about here officer.
Speaker 2:Here's my, here's my ID officer.
Speaker 1:Here's my ID officer here goes my ID officer, my wallet. Rats to water for Zoe's. If it's a good cop, don't chase him. If it was a bad cop. I hope your ties are good.
Speaker 2:I ain't got nothing against the police or anything, bro. I mean you know there's the bad ones and then there's the good ones, I guess. But I mean you need them, yeah, you need them, yeah, you need to keep help, keep working, yeah.
Speaker 1:but I don't know, bro, it's just shit, I was about to be a fucking uh caught myself yo yeah, dude, I was gonna be like the prison people.
Speaker 2:I forget what they call co was it correction. Yeah, oh okay, you're gonna be like rick ross yeah, I was going to bro gonna be the richest. It wasn't for me. First day I started, first day I quit Motherfuckers back there, giving each other. Motherfuckers was in there giving each other hells. I ain't trying to see that, shit bro. Last thing I need is to get in trouble for getting head bro. Take that. Take that motherfuckers talking about. Can you send this? Can you send this money to my baby mama? Shit can you suck it.
Speaker 2:Can you do something for me? Shit, I gotta pass this shit one way or another. Nah, this bill gotta get paid nah you got money on your books, go ahead and cash out on some of it. Give me that shit, cash boy no, no but um, yeah, that shit's crazy, bro.
Speaker 2:I ain't never been to the takeover events or anything like that. I've never been to a car meet. I happen to be. I went to a cracker barrel and there were some dudes that had like nice cars. I guess they were doing Like a kind of Coffee and cars type of deal.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2:But I think One of them had like A GTR or Skyline, oh shit.
Speaker 1:Bro, you know the GTR always surprises me Because I forget, like I forget it exists. I honestly forget, like it's out there, you know. And every time. Like I only seen him about twice in person, I'm like it's like when you see a super, is that a super? Same thing with the GTR you got to double take.
Speaker 2:Is that a GTR?
Speaker 1:As soon as you see that carbon fiber on it, that's how you know it's a GTR.
Speaker 2:That's right bro.
Speaker 1:The moment you see that carbon fiber, do you have any more or any stories or anything?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I got a bunch of stuff actually, bro, I do. I got like uh, five common things that uh, people do on Christmas, so I'll I'll just shoot through them real quick. Uh, one of them is obviously gift given. So it was like pretty much like you give gifts to people that you care for and stuff like that, or just like people that are related to you or whatever it just like to help spread the spirit of generosity and love, I guess for the christmas spirit, which which is personal favorite of mine.
Speaker 2:Another one is christmas tree. So going to get a christmas tree, like it's not the same, bro, like I guess not for me, but I do love, like the real christmas trees. The only thing is they're so flammable that it sucks like they catch like they can catch quick already. Yeah, oh, like the real Christmas trees. The only thing is they're so flammable that it sucks.
Speaker 1:Like they catch, like they can catch quick On random shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh shit Like the smallest spark will have the whole thing in flames bro.
Speaker 1:Me lighting up a me smoking a backwoods right beside the tree. I'll ash it on it.
Speaker 2:Putting the ashes at the bottom of the tree right there. Nah, at the bottom of the tree right there. No, because it's something about the smell of it, bro. It's like, ooh, it smells so good, go ahead bro.
Speaker 1:See, you got to tell me that because I only smell dead pine trees, I never smell the. Christmas tree, christmas pine trees.
Speaker 2:It smells so good, it has that woody smell, it has like that.
Speaker 1:So your whole house. Then it fills up with that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it smells up with that. So you smell Christmas. Yeah, it smells like Christmas bro.
Speaker 1:Smells like Christmas, okay, okay.
Speaker 2:So getting the Christmas tree, obviously you go to the Christmas farms, you go pick the one you want. And people will tie them on top of their SUVs or back of the trucks or whatever.
Speaker 1:I was about to say that is a whole.
Speaker 2:It's a whole aesthetic. It's a beautiful thing to do with you and your family, but motherfuckers got artificial trees now, like all right, you know I got a pre-lit tree. All right, get the fuck off my back. I like the way it looks, man.
Speaker 1:It look good and it's easy to put away.
Speaker 2:But if I had a bigger home, you best believe I'm going to get me a real tree.
Speaker 1:Like a real tree.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'd get me a real one, Okay okay, I'm going to still use that one, but I would love to have a real one.
Speaker 1:I can see you being the type of dude to have multiple.
Speaker 2:Christmas trees. I would, bro, I'd have a whole Christmas farm if I could.
Speaker 1:Me. I'm more of a burning my trees type of guy.
Speaker 2:And, like you said, another thing that people do is caroling, so they just like, obviously, sing Yep, yep, yep, they got White Elephant and Secret Santa. So it's just like a gift-giving game where you obviously like.
Speaker 1:White Elephant. The same thing as yeah. Oh, it is the same thing.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, yeah but some people have like twists to twists to them like Bad Santa type of deal.
Speaker 1:Like the one from the Office where you can trade. Yeah, you can like take somebody else's gift or whatever.
Speaker 2:That's pretty sheisty right there.
Speaker 1:That's a heavy, that's a heavy.
Speaker 2:I was praying to party that box Give me back my motherfucking PlayStation 3, boy, don't you put your damn hands on my PlayStation, hands on my playstation? Nah, bro. And then a fun fact about christmas it was actually banned in the 1600s. Puritans in england and america banned christmas celebration, considering them too indulgent. It wasn't until the 19th century that christmas regained popularity as a family-oriented holiday okay, so they had.
Speaker 1:they had a ban that thing, but it was crazy how the fuck you even ban a holiday. I don't know, bro. If you get caught with a tree, you get executed.
Speaker 2:I don't know. That's pretty much it for me. You got anything.
Speaker 1:No, the other ones I had was just more scary stories.
Speaker 2:You can go ahead and give another one, bro.
Speaker 1:Well, these are just. They're not the horror ones, they're just like.
Speaker 2:No, like mishaps or whatever. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:So this dude got the fruit for Christmas and he said he got woozy in the hallway and passed out Damn. So he woke up in a pool of blood. He had two broken teeth and he had been through his teeth. Oh damn Through his lip my fault. He bit through his lip straight to the ER in the ambulance and that was his worst. Dang, that was his Christmas, His worst Christmas, damn bro, I'll tell you, my fucking worst Christmas was when I went to fucking New York.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, I keep forgetting about that bro.
Speaker 1:Those were the dark ages, bro. Those were dark times.
Speaker 2:It's because you didn't take me, bro. If you would have took me, we would have been running New York, yeah.
Speaker 1:I would have been out there with Raekwon Word too.
Speaker 2:Word too, word too.
Speaker 1:We're talking about getting chopped cheese. Let me get a Bev, but we had a. I can save it for the next time that we do it, because that one's going to be actually more scary, scary ones.
Speaker 2:Okay, that was a more crazy one. So you want to do like a horror episode next episode? Yeah, I'll do a horror episode. Christmas horror.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'll get Christmas horror stories, but there's two stories that I want to tell. Okay.
Speaker 2:So is that going to wrap this up, then?
Speaker 1:Yeah, so that's going to wrap this up, then, yeah.
Speaker 2:So that's going to wrap up today's episode. Everybody, thank you so much for listening. I'm sorry we got a little sidetracked off the conference. I mean the topic, but you know how we do. It was Christmassy.
Speaker 1:It was Christmassy, I mean yeah you.
Speaker 2:You need to hear us talk about a little bit of the bullshit we were talking about in the beginning. Yayo almost cutting his arm off, almost Christmassy related, christmassy related.
Speaker 1:Because it was red. Red Blood is red Christmas. Santa Claus has red on him. Yeah, okay, that's Christmassy.
Speaker 2:And then yeah, thank you. So much again. Thank you for the support that y'all keep giving us. Be sure to follow us on Instagram at Cosmic Cove. It's K-O-S-M-I-C, underscore Cove, c-o-v-e. Follow us on TikTok at Cosmic Cove. I think that was K-O-S-M-I-C space.
Speaker 1:C-O-V-E.
Speaker 2:And on YouTube, follow us at Cosmic Cove K-O-S-M-I-C, underscore C-O-V-E. And big shout out to my cousin Pepe. You know, thank you for the support you continue to give me. I know I say it every episode and I'm never going to get tired of saying it. Y'all can skip this 15 seconds, I don't give a shit, because you know it's someone that is there to support me. So you know I'm at least take the time out of the episode to always tell them thank you for being there for me. And then shout out to my girlfriend same to her. Thank you for listening. Shout out to my boss man if you actually listen to this episode, because this man be floating around on the episodes he dedicated, like he said he is. But shout out to you, boss man, hope when you listen to this, hope you had a good christmas man man, I was gonna give a thanks to my family.
Speaker 1:Nice and simple, and yeah, just for, and yeah just sammy didn't say nothing about the episode no, I mean it's because he used to be working. He's, he used to be like when he goes to work he's, he's be locked in. But that may just be. I'll see him at the end of the day. Episode was good and that's it. But, he's just. He's a nonchalant guy, he's just a chill.
Speaker 2:He's a chill dude.
Speaker 1:He's just a chill guy. He's just a chill guy, or, if not, he'll tell me Sometimes we really don't be talking like that, about pulling to his house like a couple days later. I listened to the episode. Episode was good.
Speaker 2:Oh damn.
Speaker 1:So yeah. So once when he's working, I've noticed he just gets into that, into the mode where we really don't talk to him, he just he knows what he's supposed to do at work. He does it and that's like that's that's it, that, that's it, that man's stuck in the cycle.
Speaker 2:bro Break out of his family. That man locked in bro.
Speaker 1:That man locked in. Nah, he be locked in Like he just, he just be. Yeah, he just be locked in when he start working.
Speaker 2:That's good, that's good.
Speaker 1:These young folks don't be having that drive no more. But yeah, that's it Just. Grateful to my family and everything.
Speaker 2:You want to shout out your social media.
Speaker 1:All my social media is YayoFYB, at least the social media I want you to know about. Don't worry about the other social media, don't worry about the OnlyFans, don't worry about the.
Speaker 2:Twitter account. Don't worry about I. Got locked out of my Twitter account, bro.
Speaker 1:I don't know I don't know, I just got locked out. I just got locked.
Speaker 2:Who's like Stan Marsh? Asian girls throwing up in each other's mouths. Oh yeah, this one's going to do it.
Speaker 1:No, it's because I had my Twitter hooked up to my old email, I guess. But I could have sworn it was this email. And then, when I tried to get my password back, it was telling me oh, it was going to send it to my phone number, to a phone number I don't have, no more. That's what it is. So I don't know who, I don't know somebody's got a notification, but I couldn't get back into it and I had the best pages on that one bro. I can't remember them off the top now. And we had the best pages on that one bro. I can't remember them off the top now. It had the best bro. It had the best bro.
Speaker 2:I just I let it go, bro. Lost it all, bro I let it go, bro, damn.
Speaker 1:Wanted to make another one, bro, but it's just the worst.
Speaker 2:Yeah, thanks again for sorry y'all. Thanks again for listening. Like we said, next episode is going to be like a little bit of horror, a little bit of christmas horror. I guess we'll try and find some stories from people or maybe go on reddit and read some stories that people might have on there and yeah, that's pretty much it. So, uh, thanks again and we'll catch y'all next episode. Peace, peace.
