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EP 29-Laughter in the Fast Lane:Thanksgiving Treats and YayoFYBs Black Friday Tales
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Ever tried steering a van without power steering while laughing? We've been there, and it's as hilarious as it sounds! Join us on a wild ride through the quirks of work life, bosses who tune into podcasts, and the unexpected strength needed to manage a vehicle in less-than-ideal conditions. It's all about finding humor in the trials and triumphs of our daily grind.
Thanksgiving is more than just turkey and stuffing—it's also about tamales, nostalgic Black Friday chaos, and bathroom mishaps! We chat about unique holiday traditions, from the joy of different tamale fillings (even those with a controversial twist) to the adrenaline rush of Black Friday shopping back in the day. There's something incredibly amusing about the festive season's blend of delicious dishes, family chaos, and the inevitable race to find a bathroom at the most inconvenient moments. Expect laughs and a few surprises as we navigate our way through holiday memories and changing tastes.
As we wrap up this episode, we share heartfelt shout-outs to family, friends, and loyal listeners who've made this journey special. Whether you're indulging in banana pudding or tackling a record number of Thanksgiving plates, it's the people who share in these moments that make them memorable. So settle in, have a laugh, and enjoy our take on the ups and downs of life, work, and festive feasts.
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Oh, you think darkness is your ally.
Speaker 2:You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it.
Speaker 1:Molded by it.
Speaker 2:I see death.
Speaker 1:Welcome Cosmic Cole to the Thanksgiving episode. That's right.
Speaker 2:Get ready to get hungry.
Speaker 3:There you go Thanksgiving episode. Hopefully you had there you go Thanksgiving episode.
Speaker 1:Hopefully I had a good week. Hopefully y'all going to have a good Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3:Good vacation.
Speaker 1:Good little vacation, right, bro? When you told me your boss listened to it, I was at the store, I was getting blades. You told me that my brain exploded, exploded. Exploded Because I was like, like I was, like that's someone he knows that heard what we said.
Speaker 3:That I work for.
Speaker 1:That you work for that. I'm on a payroll of what he say, what he say yeah, y'all talking a lot of gibberish right there.
Speaker 3:Nah, I'm just joking. He said we said a lot of stupid things and which I think I'll say it is a compliment.
Speaker 1:I think that's a compliment.
Speaker 3:Which I don't think is dumb. I think it's educational and actually really good eye-opening. Eye-opening right, because who doesn't want a robot?
Speaker 1:Exactly With no waste, with no waste.
Speaker 3:Come on now.
Speaker 1:Easy, easy. Who wouldn't want?
Speaker 3:that? No, but I appreciate it. Appreciate you, boss, man. Appreciate that stream. No, but how was your week? Well, how's everything going? Everything's going good.
Speaker 1:Today's Tuesday yeah, I forgot who forgot again. I forgot it was. I didn't realize it was Monday. It didn't feel like Monday yesterday.
Speaker 3:No, it didn't I hate Mondays too, bro, but it didn't feel like a Monday.
Speaker 1:I didn't hate yesterday. Did you have a bad Monday or just a Monday Today?
Speaker 3:was a bad day, not yesterday, damn. Go ahead though. Tell me about you, tell me about you what you got going on.
Speaker 1:We started a new house, nothing too crazy.
Speaker 3:Who said 3,000 square feet is nothing too?
Speaker 1:crazy, yeah by Thursday by Thursday, we on Tuesday by Thursday, that shit crazy 3,000,.
Speaker 3:bro, fuck, no, bro.
Speaker 1:I was just playing it ain't 3,000. It's a lot to me About 1,000 something, I think. But we got a turn in Thursday though. Yeah, no, no, I was just playing about that, but I know you was gonna show up If it was due Thursday.
Speaker 3:I pulled up. I pulled up After work, after work, I was only making out power brother.
Speaker 1:That was it, but I connect the spider to it bro.
Speaker 3:Generator bro Right.
Speaker 1:If I don't come back, just know.
Speaker 3:Have that thing jumping off the van bro. Jumping from the van bro, jumping from the van connect to the battery, connect to the battery of the van, connected to the big machine and start sanding.
Speaker 1:Bro, I almost pop up got that big old, big drum sander going into. No, bro. But now, now that you say that I forgot like I've been plugging stuff out, oh yo, the van broke down, damn that day that thing broke down bro.
Speaker 3:Not a lot of van in the north side bro, not a lot of van in the north side bro. Rip van RIP Chevy 300.
Speaker 1:Nah, but we getting it fixed Getting it supercharged. Bro, I'm putting two track car engines in there.
Speaker 3:One in the front, one in the back. Some Mad Max shit right there, that shit.
Speaker 1:I'm never gonna be late again. She gonna have a, a teleporter, a wormhole Attached to it so I can just Just spawn wherever I need to go, you're gonna forget they charge that thing.
Speaker 3:That thing cuts you off Halfway. I'll end up in Half the van in the back.
Speaker 2:I look back.
Speaker 1:Sammy's not back there. No, Sammy, Sammy knocked out. But nah that thing getting fixed bro. Poor man bro, that thing been getting white too.
Speaker 3:What happened to it?
Speaker 1:Like so the battery went. The battery wasn't bad, it was like the terminal where it connects with the little things that connect to the.
Speaker 2:So the battery wasn't bad. It was like the terminal where it connects the little things that connect to the battery.
Speaker 1:I guess the battery was leaking or something and it had built like a corrosive thing around it so it wasn't allowing any charge to go through. Oh, okay. That, and then the power steering fucked up or some shit like that.
Speaker 3:It started leaking, that Dang Bro to all the people that be driving out there with no power steering you. A whole fucking menace, bro.
Speaker 1:You fucking strong, bro, you a strong, no, motherfucker.
Speaker 3:Thousand pound vehicle with your hands. Motherfuckers be like hold on, bro, I got to turn real quick.
Speaker 1:Ah, bro, no, that's how he had to take it. That's how a mechanic had to take it, but he had to take that shit back to Boston. Strong as hell.
Speaker 3:Strong. He looked at me.
Speaker 2:That ain't have no powers here, because I had to go pick him up.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, yes, as a matter of fact, got off work. Boston caught me. You got to come pick him up because he couldn't move the van or some shit, and then I had to pick him up to drop him off to the house. But so yeah, so he had to take that bitch. Bro, damn bro, that shit is crazy bro. Oh strong, motherfucker bro.
Speaker 3:Damn and it.
Speaker 1:I think that Astro out of commission, bro. I think that one done, done. It's retired, I think that was retired.
Speaker 3:Damn bro, ain't no boss. Man got to get the new vehicle. God damn got to update the work vehicles, bro. Go ahead and get that Mercedes man.
Speaker 1:Go ahead and get that Bro he was going to do it, but the Edge is fucked up. The Edge is fucked up, so we got to drop that shit. Chaos Drop that shit and so we got a new one. That thing shiny. I haven't seen that. I haven't seen a shiny one in forever. That thing like an alien, it's a little UFO bro.
Speaker 3:That thing is silver, but y'all had one when I went to work with y'all that one time. Right, y'all had the new one. Yeah, yeah, so we had the new one.
Speaker 1:We had the new one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:When you came? Yeah, it was a new one when you came. We got to keep it pushing. What did DC say?
Speaker 2:Who DC, dc on fire he said you still got to cook. The kitchen got hot. It got hot in the kitchen. What the hell you saying?
Speaker 1:It made sense. I heard that shit Six in the morning. It made sense. Oh yeah, he spent, he spent on that.
Speaker 3:That shit was my Three o'clock motivation. I know y'all be getting that three o'clock motivation Every now and then We'll be up at three o'clock, trying to get your life Together at three. Oh, i'ma I'ma work this hard. I'ma I'ma get my shit, bro. I swear I hate my life.
Speaker 1:You can't do that shit nowadays. You can do that shit when you're younger. You don't sleep at night.
Speaker 2:You, done for, you done for you, done for, for real, for real.
Speaker 1:But yeah, that's, that's pretty much.
Speaker 3:But y'all ain't got to get it done Thursday then, right no?
Speaker 1:not Thursday, no, but we do got to get it done, latest Monday, I think. But oh, okay, so check this out. So we're tearing out the floor and then putting a new floor, damn, so that's yeah, that's what it is, and then I think the in total is a thousand something, but we're taking out like about five, six hundred.
Speaker 1:Replacing that, so we had to do the demo today and then decided to put the cabinets without tearing out the floor. We had to do so. Then we had to go around with the little mortar tool, with the oscillating tool all around.
Speaker 3:It'll be them cabinet dudes, bro, them cabinet dudes. I tell you, bro, they don't be caring, bro, they don't be caring. They don't care about Nobody but themselves. Ask me, fucking dick it Ask me bro oh yeah, that's right. You know how we roll. You need cabinets.
Speaker 1:You don't need your floor.
Speaker 3:It's part of the track.
Speaker 1:You don't need the floor. You gonna put your Plates on the floor. You gonna put your Plates on the floor. What?
Speaker 3:the fuck. I think the fuck. Y'all need your cabinets. Come here.
Speaker 1:But yeah, bro, so we cutting all around that bitch, bro. Damn bro Holly, that's it, that's it. You can't let it get to you bro.
Speaker 3:You can't let it get to you, bro Y'all straight till Monday for real. Bro, Y'all got it up till Monday for real.
Speaker 1:Boss of the car today. Y'all was done installing. We just started yesterday, bro. Chill out bro. We just started yesterday.
Speaker 2:But, tell that man Go back to sleep, go back to sleep.
Speaker 3:Tell that man. The doctor called you and said he shouldn't Be on his phone. Bro, go back to sleep, bro. Tell him. Bro, we about to put that man.
Speaker 1:Bro, this man Today eating meat bro, we be telling him to stop. Bro, that's not his knee, better, right now, bro, we were here thinking, damn bro, you know something deep, you something serious. Well, at first it was something serious, but then why he got hurt the second, or like he can't walk right now that man ate meat bro, he got that gal that man don't listen like a child, bro. It's crazy when you're growing up like your parents turning into kids.
Speaker 2:Like bro, I'm watching.
Speaker 1:I'm like this. Man can't stay off the meat, bro, like I thought I had a problem.
Speaker 2:I thought I had issues.
Speaker 1:You need help, man, I'm going to look, I'm going to grab him.
Speaker 3:Hey man, this ain't how you do it, man, you need some help. That's what we taught them, uh we're gonna put them in.
Speaker 1:Uh, what is the thing called when you get like drug addicts? Um, uh, uh uh the a a thing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we were like uh, I was like uh, something like that. Yeah, we're gonna intervene?
Speaker 1:what is it? Oh, intervention, intervention, okay, we're gonna do an intervention on you because you don't. You don't know how to stop eating meat, bro, stop eating that meat, man, boss, man, bro, boss man.
Speaker 3:Stop eating that meat, bro Bro, this man, that shit get to you.
Speaker 1:They cut his meat. Now he can't lay out the meat, bro.
Speaker 3:When you translate to him, it's because you didn't translate to him when he went to go to his doctor's appointment.
Speaker 1:Bro, they said tell this man to lay out the red meat. And you said you got to beat your shit, bro. That day, that day, bro, that day, oh my God, that's it. That's it Top 10 worst moments in my life, right there.
Speaker 3:That's one of the highlights. That's one of the highlights right there. That's the story.
Speaker 1:That's the story I like, but yeah, so that's been my week A little crazy, not not too much, you know no, but it's good that you're busy, though, like I was telling you, I'm getting used to it, I'm feeling for it man, today was crazy, I'm worried.
Speaker 3:Went to go do estimates, drove around everywhere no, I had to do estimates.
Speaker 1:Uh well, yeah, but I still had to come back to work. That's the most racist.
Speaker 1:Oh, oh, my bad my bad the story I was going to tell you so. So I left. I left yesterday. What did I have to go do? I forgot what I had to go do. Point is, I left. The guy was working, right. I left Halfway through my phone dies. Oh, boss man was like hey, go deposit this money because you need to go pay the wood so we can have it ready. I'm sorry. Okay, I got enough time to go. Come back. I go. I'm like nobody's gonna call me. Nobody's gonna call me. Boss calls me. Hey, you don't gotta go, no more, you can just do it later. Phone dies I don't know where I'm at.
Speaker 3:Oh damn bro, how you get back.
Speaker 1:So check this out. So I'm like I'm like I kind of have an idea of how to get back, but I'm not 100 sure. So I was gonna risk it. But I said no, no, no, let me, let me not risk it. I drive around a little bit and I see, I see a verizon. I go there. I go there, let me buy. Let me buy a phone charger. You know thinking, you know it's probably, you know, new one. I hook it up. It don't work on my phone.
Speaker 2:Oh damn so okay.
Speaker 1:So I hooked it up and I started driving around thinking by the time, oh, because I had to pump gas too. So I was like by the time I'm done pumping gas, it'll turn back on, don't work. So I go back to Verizon. I look at the dude like, hey, this shit don't work. Can I buy another charger? Like can I charge my phone, like here, or something? Maybe it's because I'm connected to the truck. I forgot what he said. But he's like oh, I got chargers here you can just use. So he has those. What is it called? The little magnetic ones? We both see it that it starts charging. We walk away and we just talking.
Speaker 1:That shit stopped charging. I don't know what happened to it. It stopped charging. Tell me how. I got like three people over there trying to like they're all trying to figure out how to put my phone in charge. I'm telling them look, my phone won't charge once it dies. Like it's like really. It's like really finicky. Like I only have one charger that can hook up to it when it's dead. That's the only one that can bring it back. Three people out there trying to get this shit to work in the middle of the store.
Speaker 1:I'm like bro, see how the manager walks up. Ugh, whose phone is that? Because you know how my shit all fucked up. She looks at it. Ugh, whose phone is that? I look back, bro, I look back.
Speaker 2:She looked at me.
Speaker 1:Oh dang, she looked at me, oh dang, she looked back bro.
Speaker 3:In front of the hood. What's wrong with his phone? Why his shit? Green and yellow why his shit got stained. They just be hating. They just be hating. Motherfuckers. See a phone. That phone didn't have instantly hate bro. That shit's crazy. So what?
Speaker 1:happened. So finally this girl, she got into work, she got into charge. I was like don't touch it. Everybody like stepped back, like she was operating, Left it there. It started charging. So the dude started talking to me.
Speaker 2:He's like you got to get an upgrade.
Speaker 1:Blah, blah, blah. I was like he's like, well, I can take it for you.
Speaker 3:You know how they be quick to try to.
Speaker 1:I was like ah, fuck.
Speaker 3:But you should have told me, bro, but you are a manager on that account.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, no, no so here's the thing, ok, so he's like do you remember? He's like are remember your password to the phone, to the account oh okay, the four digit password it's on my phone you said so check this out, so check this out, so check this out, stay with me. So I'm like I don't know if I made a password or if it's really password. I don't remember my bad, I don't remember your password, so I'm like I get my. Who gave the information? Oh, that's all right, beep it out, beep it out.
Speaker 3:So I'm like wait, I was like.
Speaker 1:So then I gave.
Speaker 3:So then I gave I hope he doesn't say the password or my PIN or my social security number.
Speaker 1:So then I gave one, so he's like that. I gave one, so he's like that, ain't it? You get? You get two more tries before you get locked out of the camp.
Speaker 1:You're sweating Uh-huh, put on the hot seat, bro, I was hot. I was like, bro, you can try another one, but if you try one more after that, it's going to lock you out. So I'm sorry, thank you. Right, I started thinking he sent me the number before. What is it? What is it? What is it? I'm like, I'm gonna try this, I'm gonna try this number, and he types it in. He's about a presence. Okay, he's like he looks back at me, are you sure? Don't ask me that. Don't fucking ask me that, bro. I'm sorry, my, my ears were getting red. I could feel it. I could feel like my neck getting hot, damn bro.
Speaker 1:So I'm like I hate that bro, so I'm right here, bro, I'm like I'm about to risk it all. You know, I'm about to. I feel like a little, I feel like a little addict, about to give the like oh, I'm about to make it after this. So had to lock in. I looked that man, we're in, we're in. I stole all your information. I'm in, we're in, we're in. So he starts asking me. He's like okay, he's like what's your phone number? Again, you know, I said no, I'm just playing. So he starts asking me who's this phone number? I'm like I don't know. And then he gave me another phone who's this phone number? I'm got my phone number. Why are you asking me about everybody? Yeah, it has a bunch of, I have a bunch. Yeah, that's what he told I mean. But like, I was like yeah, you know, it's a lot of us that are in there. So, uh, he starts, uh, he finally gets to. He's like yo, you know, you're about 600 on this.
Speaker 3:I was like no, you're good, you're good, I just worked my thing, charge I'm out of here, but it should be able to upgrade. Already you're eligible for upgrade.
Speaker 1:Oh for, oh for real well, what I was gonna do was, he told me about the insurance thing, so I didn't pay a hundred yeah, it's like a hundred and gave a new one. So I was like I might as well do that, but I had a, I had a dip, so I just I just stayed. I like I just got my phone to charge and everything and I had my wallet either damn so I was like I'm gonna put that shit on Bosman's car right now.
Speaker 1:Real quick, real quick. Yeah, go ahead and pay off the home.
Speaker 3:Go ahead on the new phone.
Speaker 2:Go ahead and get me a charger.
Speaker 3:Go ahead and get me a screen protector.
Speaker 1:Give me a better deal, bro. So now that I got my thing to charge, I had like 7%. That was enough, but I was nine minutes away, bro. I knew I was nine minutes away.
Speaker 3:Damn.
Speaker 1:But I knew it was like so many turns to get to the house. So, yeah, so I finally I was able to make it back Put my phone in charge, started working. Shit got crazy. A little bit Shit got crazy. Yeah, we got to go do something and we had just got on break, so I hadn't thought about putting my phone to charge, because I usually put it after we stopped eating or anything like that. It says the house doesn't have power. We got to walk all the way to the extension cords to get power. I was like I'll wait a little bit before I put it to charge. Then he told me, with that you got to go now, just to call me back. Tell me, you know what, do it tomorrow that shit crazy.
Speaker 3:But I would have told him nah, man, you got to give me 20 minutes because my phone got to charge. Man, it was like I said it was just like down the.
Speaker 1:I knew it was just down the road, so I was like, eh, I should be good. That's it, guys. That's on me, though. That's on me. That was a little adventure though. Hell no that was a little Little adventure, that was a little side quest. Hell, no, that's a little side quest. Lost no card. Lost the fray, lost in the fray, bro.
Speaker 3:Lost naked in the fray. Lost naked in the fray.
Speaker 1:Shit was crazy.
Speaker 3:Dang. It sounds like You've been having a crazy week then. But yeah, with that whole incident, oh yeah, we ain't done with that either.
Speaker 1:So take that out, so check this out. I was about to say I don't want to take a lot of time. It's 20.
Speaker 3:It's all good, bro. I mean, we just gonna be Talking about food and stuff so Well.
Speaker 2:We're filling y'all in.
Speaker 3:We're catching up real quick, right, right. So, Y'all wanna skip ahead, you can skip ahead like 30 minutes and now we're Y'all can skip ahead If y'all don't want to listen to us Talk about this. We'll talk about the Thanksgiving food In a couple minutes, right?
Speaker 1:In a little bit, in a little bit so. So this one, you know, we went and did the repair. You know, I remember, did the repair which, okay, let me backtrack. Originally there was going to be no repair. They waited Till we was next to done To tell us nah, replace this wood. I told Watchman I want to send it a certain way so he can't tell the difference of the new with the old. He's like nah, do it this way, I obliged. Didn't come out looking good, not sure why. So then we had to go back and fix it. I did a little detail work you know my specialty. Then it didn't good. It look good. So that lady rubs her foot over what we had repaired already. It just started getting wavy. Oh shit, it wasn't wavy.
Speaker 3:Damn.
Speaker 1:It wasn't. So I started looking. I was like, wait a minute, how is this wavy? I was like there's no way. I replaced this Because, first of all, it was already dipping. The floor was dipping, so I raised on, some had to bust out the laser. It was crazy. Shit was amazing. Shit was looking beautiful. Me and Sammy sent it. We sent it so we made sure it was smooth and everything, but that shit was like wavy, it was like buckling and shit. I was like wow. So I'm looking, I'm looking and and I called Bosman and you know, I tell him, like you know, this is happening. He's like that's moisture damage. I'm like all right. So I didn't tell him first. I wanted him to validate me. He's like, yeah, it's moisture. I'm like, yeah, right. He's like we got to tear that out again. We got to figure out what's causing it. I was like fuck. I was like you know, you got moisture or something's going on. We're going to try to figure out what it is.
Speaker 3:Dude says oh yeah, the basement's full of moisture. Oh my goodness, gracious Hell no, bro.
Speaker 1:Nah, it's a chill dude that knows there's that moisture in the basement. So we got to next week. We only got Saturday and Sunday. Tear it out, fix it. I don't know they're dealing with the moisture problem. I don't know, I'm not dealing with the moisture problem. I'm just there to replace anything subfloor and the hardwood and everything, everything we already did y'all getting paid for it again, or yeah, yeah well, yeah we are it's coming out of Bossman's Bossman's gotta Boston's got to put a.
Speaker 3:That shit don't make no sense though.
Speaker 1:Boston. Just he went ahead and said he's going to pay for the material and he'll pay us. So the lady don't got to take care of the, but he's not paying anything to do with self-rule or anything like that that we fix. If we got to fix that, that's on them to pay, but he's not making any extra money off that job. Yeah, I guess he just wanted to keep the. You know, just fuck it.
Speaker 1:You know just eat it up and just so we can get out of the house, because we've been in that house for like three weeks now bro, it's money, but it's just, and Bosman's already received half of it too, so he just wants to finish it and just so he can receive the other half. It's crazy, basement's wild, it's crazy the basement, and he knew it, and he knew it.
Speaker 3:And then, like what happened, bro? Like what about everything else that happened? You're going to talk about the whole crime scene that happened. That's what I thought you were going to get to.
Speaker 1:Oh okay, I thought you were going back and then back and back. So I'll tell you, but it's up to you if you want to keep it in.
Speaker 3:Can you, I can talk about it. It's a crime.
Speaker 1:Alright, we're not gonna talk about this, we'll keep it updated.
Speaker 3:We'll tell y'all when everything's finally settled and everything. We're not involved in any of this.
Speaker 1:It got from what I told you.
Speaker 3:Nah, bro, assassination attempt, no We'll talk about this In a different time, when everything gets uh settled, but we have no part of any of this at first I was like, you know, it was just like a crazy story, but then it turned like it got deep.
Speaker 1:So I was like, yeah, that's that's yeah.
Speaker 3:All right, we'll talk about that later well, off the off the podcast or y'all, y'all have to pay for the patreon to listen to this, uh, this criminal activities that be happening around the, this, uh, the warehouse, the safe houses not the safe house around the trap house.
Speaker 1:All right, the trap house oh, it got crazy, but uh, so that cuts down a little bit, so you should have been busy, bro.
Speaker 3:You've been having so much going on. Not me, though me, though Me. On the other hand, I've just been working, sleeping, working, sleeping, working, sleeping. That's it.
Speaker 1:But at least it's still all right, though it's still good, though it's still good that shit I need some excitement in my life, bro. Nah, excitement is good bro. That's what I was hearing my brother like. It's good to have those in between. Them random encounters, bro them random encounters, bro, because I was like shit was getting, like, like you said, it's just you wake up, you go to work. That's how it was Wake up, go to work. Wake up, go to work.
Speaker 3:Just do it, do it, do it, do it. Do them little things that cut it up. That shit. Keep stuff interesting. Keeps you pushing forward. I guess Sorry if y'all hear my husky outside he keeps barking. I don't know what he's barking at.
Speaker 1:The moon, bro. It's a full moon tonight, bro, is it? I'm not sure? I was gonna say he's gonna turn into a world war. Bro, half man, half dog. I don't know what part is gonna be half dog.
Speaker 2:Oh shit.
Speaker 3:Oh shit.
Speaker 1:Oh, but damn so. So that's crazy for you, then, not to not to watch.
Speaker 3:No, my shit's been pretty boring, bro, like working. That's it, dad stuff. I just get home clean, cook, wash dishes. Boring shit, I don't mind it, though?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was going to say I feel like Thanos bro, I feel like I feel like I finally got like everything all situated.
Speaker 3:I'm finally living the life I want to live.
Speaker 1:I feel at peace bro, I literally do feel at peace.
Speaker 3:I was about to say bro, who got the vote. But I'm like damn Ain't nothing going on. So I'm like man ain't nothing going on. So I'm like, well, I'm just going to watch Christmas movies.
Speaker 1:That's all I do. Ain't no nice on Christmas movies, though. That's all I do. I was about to say what more you want you, your kids, christmas movies. That's all I do. Toes feet up. Ain't nothing to care in the world I'm fine with it.
Speaker 2:Who living the dream.
Speaker 3:I know, bro, I finally reached tranquility.
Speaker 1:Who plucked that little piece out there? How'd the other dude's hair? I have a little Uzi verse for you. No, I forgot he had that. Whatever happened to that? I don't know, I don't know what happened, bro Damn. I forgot about that, but that's good though, bro. That's good At least you're chilling. At least you're chilling during these cold, cold slash, hot slash, warm slash, rainy slash, snow slash tornado-y North Carolina weather. You don't know what you're going to get. Not even the forecast knows they be talking about it's going to rain.
Speaker 3:Real bad Bread dropped late. It rained a little bit. That was it For like two minutes.
Speaker 1:It was bad for two minutes For two minutes.
Speaker 3:I guess that's going to lead us to our subject for today Today's food. I mean, today's topic is going to be Thanksgiving food. Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's right, let's get it Thanksgiving food. We're going to talk about the best stuff, the good stuff and the not so good stuff such as cranberry sauce cranberry sauce and good stuff such as good old ham and gravy.
Speaker 1:That's right.
Speaker 3:Ham and gravy. Ham and gravy.
Speaker 1:I've never had ham and gravy. You never had ham and gravy, oh, you're about to enlighten me. I'm about to put you home bro.
Speaker 3:So we're going to talk about how our plates is going to look like whenever we have Thanksgiving going on, and maybe a couple thanksgiving stories or like any memories that you might have of anything happening I guess around that time, whether it be like whenever you were in school when we're in school, because you know me and uh yeah, you were in the same grade together- that's right any memories that you have like around before, like thanksgiving break or anything, just if you have anything I was gonna say I don't really have any like like crazy thanksgiving, like stories, stories.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to remember. Usually you know things, you can't get too crazy. That's what I was gonna say. I was gonna say the thing is, you know, like you know, my family don't celebrate Thanksgiving like that.
Speaker 2:We just eat.
Speaker 1:But it's not really like a family, family gathering and then but y'all have like a Mexican Thanksgiving. Like I have, like Mexican food.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but my mom really don't be cooking like some crazy food. She used to be like some crazy food. She used to be like which I want to. Oh well, actually what we usually do is go out to China some Chinese food. Okay, they usually do a buffet. Oh, okay, yeah, that's usually it, because she ain't gonna cook for all of us. But, yeah, apart from that, yeah, everybody else don't have like big family. I don't think I ever had a thanksgiving with you, like at least with your family, not with you I don't think so, not with my family but,
Speaker 2:together, we did have that one thanksgiving.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was pretty good, I liked it right. But like like that's like I'm saying, like just family and friends, I never had any like like other people I didn't know.
Speaker 2:Uh, yeah, you didn't miss much bro, you didn't miss much.
Speaker 3:I mean, don't get me wrong, I love my family and everything, bro, but bro, they really don't be doing much, bro, like usually the only person that ever talks or make noise is my cousin pepe. That's it. That's the only person you'd hear whenever we have like a family gathering, other than that everybody's like too quiet. Oh okay, like like little clicks.
Speaker 2:Like this person fucks with this person, they laugh and joke and oh okay, typical type shit bro like oh, that shit whack his head, that shit whack bro like I said, I love my family everything but, that shit low-key whack bro, right, right, right, okay.
Speaker 1:Okay. Now I've been, I'm trying to think, but nothing like. Like I said, I probably only had. I skipped Thanksgiving a couple times. I skipped a couple Thanksgiving, but uh.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I got Christmas stories though, but the people want to know what does your Thanksgiving plate look like, my Thanksgiving plate? Let's go with food first, and then we talk about desserts. I was going to say tamales.
Speaker 1:Okay, so this is like Do you want, like an overall or a my perfect plate, or Whatever, bro, like, whatever, whatever Like.
Speaker 3:If you were to have a Thanksgiving, okay, I'll tell you this. I'll tell you this. I'll tell you like food I want to see.
Speaker 1:I'll tell you food that I want to see at Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3:All right, there you go there you go.
Speaker 1:So I would personally like to see tamales. I'm over here playing footy.
Speaker 3:That wasn't my leg. You're about to get me hard.
Speaker 2:I didn't know you wanted chorizo on your plate. Who got me blushing.
Speaker 3:All beef no pork baby. Nah but.
Speaker 1:Yeah, let's put some chorizo on there. Nah, so I've never had Tamales for Thanksgiving, I don't think.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:So I would wanna see that, and I wanna have tamales with gravy.
Speaker 3:Tamales with gravy. I wanna see what that's about. That shit is big back. I wanna see what that's about. I have never thought of that.
Speaker 1:I have never thought of that, but it gotta be tamales rojos oh, okay not the.
Speaker 3:You can't do it not the banana ones like the ones nah well you can't, nah, you can't break uh banana leaf, or tamales too we're about to get toys y'all. We're about to make a clip what's wrong with the banana?
Speaker 1:if you can cook it right, do it, but most of y'all don't know how to cook that shit properly. That motherfucker be putting a whole chicken leg in my thot. Y'all got bones in the tamales, y'all know. Y'all do that shit too. Y'all know, y'all do that shit too. Who is it that doesn't call him out? They be tricking me, y'all motherfuckers. They be tricking me with that shit when they put that whole leg in there.
Speaker 3:That's just being lazy bro, y'all gotta do better bro, I'm trying to just like bite into my leg Right.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to, I'm trying to inhale it. I don't, bro, I inhale like three. But but when you put a bone in there, when I put my, my spoon in there, is crazy and it's a.
Speaker 3:That shit break For my fork break For my fork.
Speaker 1:And then you got the audacity to charge $25 a dozen $25 a dozen. Should be getting crazy bro. Should be getting crazy bro.
Speaker 3:Inflation is real, yo Inflation be getting crazy, bro. I remember what it used to be $10 a dozen, right yeah, $10 a dozen, right yeah, $10, $12 a dozen, something like that.
Speaker 1:Ah, bro, well, shit been getting crazy, bro. 20, 25? You talking about 20, 25?
Speaker 2:The craziest.
Speaker 1:I've heard has been 35, I think.
Speaker 3:Look, I'm about to start a riot right now, bro, if y'all tamales is like this, bro, y'all can go to hell, bro. I have GP. Go to hell, bro. Off gp, bro, y'all go. That's the other thing, small tamales, and then y'all be taxing on them, right, motherfuckers, really be sending selling skinny ass tamales, talking about, uh, a dozen for 30 bucks, bro, 25 bucks the meat, you lucky.
Speaker 1:I don't know where you live the meat when the meat ratio To vegetable ratio Be out SB. Do you like vegetables In your tamales?
Speaker 3:I'm okay with Tamales de picadillo or picadillo.
Speaker 1:Picadillo, yeah, picadillo, what those have.
Speaker 3:It's like ground beef Green peas.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, okay. So just that whole picadillo, yeah, oh, okay, I don't think I've ever had. No, I don't think I've ever had those.
Speaker 3:I don't think I've ever had those.
Speaker 2:They're good. They're good, I mean, I like picadillos.
Speaker 3:I mean, you got picadillos, it should be good, they should be pretty fire bro.
Speaker 1:Damn, I'm going to try that. Bro About to make a hole.
Speaker 3:Or the beef ones or the chicken ones, bro, those are pretty good Like the basic regular ones the, the pork one, the red pork one. Oh yeah, pork. Yeah, sorry, my fault no do they got beef ones. I don't know. I don't know if it's beef or pork, I don't know.
Speaker 1:I think it's pork. I think maybe some people do make put beef instead of pork?
Speaker 3:Where is my filet? Mignon tamales when are they at, please, oh my God, give me some Wagyu meat one of them real quick For the tamales.
Speaker 1:they're filled with cheese.
Speaker 3:Oh, my love Tamales with the chili relleno.
Speaker 1:Uh-huh, yeah, bro, bro, those things Bro, it's like a, that's almost like a jalapeno popper.
Speaker 3:For real, bro. That's what it is pretty much Right, yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh, bro, those are. And then when?
Speaker 3:you reheat them? Everybody knows. Do you fire? Tamales are good the first day.
Speaker 1:First day.
Speaker 3:Oh they are such a delicacy the next day as well.
Speaker 1:The second day. We usually bomb and don't eat them on that day. We usually wait Till the second day, just to it's like.
Speaker 3:It's like a whole different thing, bro, don't get me wrong. The first day they fire as hell.
Speaker 1:No, they fire especially fresh, fresh out the go bro, let me, let you keep going okay, I'm gonna give a description to people like our english listeners of what tamales, bro. They're little, little mexican hot pockets. That's really what it is, mexican, that's what it is. You get a little. You get a little masa, you get some flour filled with meat, you get green or red sauce Sauce on the side. That's it. That's it. You eat that all day. You ever had tamales with hot chocolate? No, I was about to say, bro.
Speaker 3:Is it good?
Speaker 1:I never had that atrocity Fucking weirdos like that shit.
Speaker 1:But my favorite bro. There used to be this lady that she used to make tamales and she to make tamales and she used to make them in this little ball shape. It kind of looked like the microphone really. It was in this little ball shape. To this day those are probably still some of the best tamales that I've had, and she would make it with this. They used to have chunks of carrot potatoes, I think peas also, but she I guess like the picadillo one, but with chicken instead of beef. For real, excellent, excellent. She would wrap them up like. She would wrap them up in certain way like little chubby little things. I think it was perfect because when you would cut into it and since it was so chunky, you would have like all of that at once.
Speaker 3:Damn Best. So to all my English listeners out there, the modelers are made with like a masa dough. Masa dough, sorry, it's like a, it's like a mexican type of dough.
Speaker 2:It's just like uh what corn? Like uh grind it up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like mill to grind it up whatever, and you make a dough out of it and then you literally get like the corn husk and then, like, you put that inside the corn husk and then you put your filling in, and your filling can be like chicken pork uh, ground beef cheese with jalapeno, with uh, some people actually make like candy tamales.
Speaker 1:I hate those, the pink ones, the pink ones with raisins in them no, don't put no raisins no, I see my voice put raisins in them bro you had them without raisins yeah, I had them without they weren't too bad, but I'm not going the moment I see raisins just fucks up my mood.
Speaker 3:Out the window.
Speaker 1:Yeah, out the window, bro, Even if it was good. Nah, low key, you say that.
Speaker 3:Some cream cheese tamales with bro I'm going to have to.
Speaker 1:I want some big bag shit, the biggest, the biggest, the biggest.
Speaker 3:Them tamales is no joke though, bro. Bro, below key though it gets competitive when people start selling tamales. Hey.
Speaker 1:Around this time, everybody be selling bro. This is lady that lives near us. She, she's the one we buying from right now.
Speaker 3:Uh huh, she be trapping him.
Speaker 1:She be making them good. But then there's this other lady that, uh Bro, we's got, we don't we that? Uh bro, we just got, we got beef with her, bro. That's the one that tricked us with the whole.
Speaker 3:Oh damn.
Speaker 1:With the whole bone inside the thing, bro. Oh no, ever since then my mom likes them. I mean, there is, I know that's a way of making them, but fuck that, not for me, that ain't the ninja way.
Speaker 3:See why are y'all crazy. Out your fucking head. Bruh now right in the damn comments right under this uh podcast video.
Speaker 1:Why do y'all put the whole drumstick right, right? Why do y'all do that?
Speaker 3:why? Why not only?
Speaker 1:that okay, if it was done correctly, yeah, but then y'all leave the whole skin. That's not even crispy, it's just like uh how do you even?
Speaker 3:obviously they cooked at the. I mean chicken first, yeah, and then y'all will hope so.
Speaker 1:I will hope so.
Speaker 3:They know who.
Speaker 1:I'm talking about.
Speaker 3:They know exactly too, Nah I'm just joking, shout out to all the people from South America. Bro, for real.
Speaker 1:Nah, they do good stuff, but not Tamales.
Speaker 3:Nah, we just joking, but there is that little beef, but it's all good, it's just love.
Speaker 1:It's really like brotherly love, it ain't even love. No, it's really like brotherly, brotherly love it ain't even, it ain't even. I'll tell you, that's your birth. Now, what you mean, what you mean bro. Nah it's bro, we all the same bro, it's not even that deep it is crazy because it's like the way of different people doing like a similar thing, like some of them. Like the pupusas, they can have that. You don't like pupusas, they can have that. You don't like pupusas no, they can have that, that's what they own.
Speaker 3:I was about to say, bro, pupusas are the best.
Speaker 1:Pupusas for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3:All right, you on to something now.
Speaker 1:You ain't waking up, bro. Pupusas for Thanksgiving. Okay, you got pupusas, you got tamales.
Speaker 3:Bro, I'll put my tamale and my pupusa. Oh God, oh God, that shit went sexual real quick, made all of y'all wet, huh. Yeah, y'all like that, huh.
Speaker 1:You know, this lady told her husband she wanted to sleep like a tamale that night and he was like what you mean? She's like with a little bit of meat inside of me.
Speaker 3:Nah, that's only some people, bro. Some people be loading up that tamal like crazy bro, like my aunt. No cap, bro, my aunt be stuffing the fuck out of her tamales, bro.
Speaker 1:That's good, that's good, that shit is good, that's good. Right there, you can't be stingy with the meat. That shit is good, you can't be stingy I know some other people.
Speaker 3:They be putting like one or two pieces of chicken in there. I'm like now you know, now you know I'm paying for some chicken, I ain't paying for no damn. Now you know good or damn well bro, that dinner's like that one time
Speaker 2:the way your monster is is good, but you know good and well, well, bro, they did us like that one time.
Speaker 3:The way your masa is, it's good, but you know good and well, I want some filling in this, that masa be seasoned all the way, motherfuckers really just be getting the chicken Put like the salad set. Don't even put a dab of chicken in there, bro, stingy ass.
Speaker 3:They did us like that, bro, oh my God, that's why you struggling to sell that whole oil. They call you back the next day. Hey, you still want some more. You ain't selling them all Talking about something. Tap in. I got a dozen for $15. Yeah, I bet you do. I bet you do.
Speaker 2:The prices keep lowering every day I sent out the pair of hands.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you gonna be up one day, bro. No, but that's the choices. May the Lord help you with that one.
Speaker 1:I don't think I've ever known anybody to not sell their tamales Right, it always sells out Right.
Speaker 2:it always sells out right.
Speaker 3:I might not buy from you the next time you make them.
Speaker 1:But I don't think anybody not sells the whole pot. That has to be studied. There's something there.
Speaker 3:There's a market for it, bro, like the American people, like the Caucasian people, like the white people, whatever they love, they tamales bro. Some of them do bro they do be fucking them shits up bro. Bro, they be loving the Mexican food, bro. What about? Alright, so tamales then. What else you gonna put on there, or what else you you need for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1:Thanksgiving. What else I need For Thanksgiving? Look, you can't go out With some mashed potatoes. Mashed potatoes and gravy Are all the staple. I'll say so. I agree Two of the ones I've been to, I agree there was only one that didn't have mashed potato and gravy. I was a saucy motherfucker that day bro, y'all call this a Thanksgiving. My plate. No, I'm just kidding. No, it's, it's. You know, when I used to go to KFC, the mashed potato or the mashed potato With the gravy and you dip your biscuit in it too.
Speaker 3:You said KFC, kfc.
Speaker 1:Yeah bro, kfc, bro they do Back in the day, not now, not now, no more. You done changed the recipe, right. I ain't know that. That's why it's ass now.
Speaker 2:That's why that ain't just cause it's from the video.
Speaker 1:It's in general, it's ass.
Speaker 3:Damn bro KFC. Why bro, why KFC? Why bro, why he?
Speaker 1:sold the. They sold the company. Did they yeah, to another Well, another company, I'm guessing but so they went in there, changed the, the recipe and shit. That's why now they're advertising it with, like we got the original, original recipe now.
Speaker 3:Oh, okay, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's how they're Trying to get people back now. Shit not gonna work. Don't fall for it. Y'all Don't fall for it, unless KFC wanna sponsor me. Yeah, y'all been saying Free chicken for For a lot of time over here.
Speaker 3:Then I have a bucket of chicken Right here I have a whole chicken. I have a whole chicken.
Speaker 2:I'll dress as a chicken.
Speaker 3:KFC, kfc, kfc.
Speaker 1:I'll do a 30 minute rant Every episode. Fuck, I'd do it for some chicken. Have a whole bucket of chicken For the original Seven herbs and spices. What's it? Seven Eleven.
Speaker 3:I don't remember Seven eleven. Nine, eleven. What else you got? Mashed potatoes, tamales. Shit look controversial.
Speaker 1:Green beans.
Speaker 3:Nah, green beans ain't controversial, bro. They got like the green bean casserole. Well, nah, nah nah, green.
Speaker 1:Same thing If they doing it right, cause I've had, I've, they got like the green bean casserole. Well, no, no, no, that shit is smack. Same thing If they're doing it right, because I've had some.
Speaker 2:Steamed green beans Don't got no flavor as green beans you just let it boil in the water as green beans Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill. The way I make my green beans.
Speaker 3:No good and well, I need to add some flavor to these green beans.
Speaker 1:She ain't got no onion powder. No, I like steamed green beans, Like just, like a. Just I don't know. I ain't gonna lie, I'm not a big fan of the casserole or the green bean casserole.
Speaker 3:No, I'm not like a. It's because you haven't had the right person.
Speaker 1:That's what I think, bro. That's what it is.
Speaker 3:I promise bro what is that green bean casserole supposed to? Uh, it's like uh, was it the?
Speaker 1:cream or something.
Speaker 3:I think you got the green beans then you got like it's a mushroom cream uh something I think that's right and then you got like the, the fried onion thing whatever it's called.
Speaker 1:You put that on top the crunchy onion yeah that shit go crazy bro, yeah, nah, that's what it look like. That would look like that shit look crazy. That's a little crazy, but it ain't so crazy, good Like. But I don't think I've had a good Like, a Like you said, like a good one, cause I mean, I like it, don't get me wrong, I like it, but it's not like it, ain't it?
Speaker 3:ain't my favorite.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I prefer Just steamed green beans. With some good seasoning on them, some good seasoning on them.
Speaker 3:Like I said, put no pepper on my green beans.
Speaker 1:Hold the salt please. The water has enough salt in it, please. Nah, bro, Y'all need to season your food, bro, y'all stop being nasty, season it. I was going to say there's no such thing as over-seasoning, but I seen the motherfucking Instagram over-seasoning a potato Shit pissed me off.
Speaker 3:Damn bro, it's a potato.
Speaker 1:Overseason the potato, bro. That's that double dumb potato where it's like a baked potato. They take it out and then make that mashed potato and then put that into the potato and then bake it. Okay.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but he put way too much seasoning on that shit. Damn bro. The thing itself was seasoned. And then the mashed potatoes was extremely seasoned. It was raw potato, bro. He put about this much seasoning into it, bro, I kid you not. I kid you not Like four cups of seasoning right there bro, hell, no bro. Oh bro, that shit too much bro. Shit pissed me off, bro, that shit straight up pissed me off. What else you going for then?
Speaker 3:So you got your plate. Yeah, your plate has tamales, green beans, mashed potatoes and green.
Speaker 2:No wait, I already said green beans and the stuffing.
Speaker 3:Bro, stuffing is valid. You got to get some stuffing bro.
Speaker 1:Stuffing is valid, bro. You got to get some stuffing but I didn't know. There was like different types of stuff. I don't know what stuff y'all had.
Speaker 3:Y'all had stuffing like yeah, that's that stove top bro. I can't remember the name, I think that is the name. That shit was good. Though. That shit do go crazy. That shit was good.
Speaker 1:I remember in school they used to give us like these little blocks. In school during like this time November, they were having that turkey and gravy with a little block of stuffing. I used to hustle motherfuckers for that.
Speaker 3:Bro, I forgot they had that shit bro.
Speaker 1:Bro, that shit.
Speaker 3:That shit, bro. I used to be like, yeah, school or lunch, I fucking love it Bro look, I was a hungry kid when. I was little.
Speaker 1:I constantly was playing sports.
Speaker 3:That's the only time I got to eat.
Speaker 1:That's the only time I get good food. Oh, this the only time I get good food. My mom, don't watch this Beans.
Speaker 3:I ain't gonna eat no fucking rice.
Speaker 1:Eggs, eggs, conchordizo With tortillas, mom, I don't want that.
Speaker 3:I want McDonald's, mom. I want my Salisbury steak mom With the rope. Where's my Rectangle pizza mom? I want chocolate milk.
Speaker 1:Oh my god, oh bro, that was a choice. Pizza with fucking Chocolate milk.
Speaker 3:With chicken or whatever you had. Oh, what the fuck.
Speaker 1:Chicken nuggets.
Speaker 3:Public school system. Y'all need to do better.
Speaker 1:But shit, just gave us water, bro, at that point, or?
Speaker 3:Jews, bro. You know who did this. Michelle Obama, yeah, I'm coming for you, I'm calling you out, michelle.
Speaker 1:It's a fact, it's the truth. It's the truth Valid.
Speaker 3:You thought you did something, taking away my soda and everything from the vending machine nothing, you didn't do shit.
Speaker 1:I still was fat, I still drunk.
Speaker 3:I went hungry because of you. I lost 20 pounds because of you. God damn it. This ain't America. I need the obesity running through my veins. I need to weigh at least 300 pounds by the time I get out of high school, Don't you know? That's the life cycle. You're skinny in high school. Then when you graduate, five years later, you're supposed to be 300 pounds.
Speaker 1:That's the way it works With the neckbeard. Chill, too Chill. Saw myself in the camera too.
Speaker 3:Nah, bro but that shit was crazy though. People that grab regular white milk Bro.
Speaker 1:I don't even.
Speaker 3:I think that's why I started hating milk Bro.
Speaker 1:I was like why that shit?
Speaker 3:low-key did. Slap though, bro, that shit low-key, nah, nah.
Speaker 1:Who says that like toes and toes?
Speaker 3:Bro, I like toes and toes.
Speaker 1:Does the milk fuck you up too? Because I remember seeing you drink milk. I don't know, I don't remember, or was it just ice cream.
Speaker 3:I think it was just ice cream. Shit, shit, fuck, I don't even know. Fuck, you don't even drink milk, do you? Uh-huh Sometimes? Oh, you do drink milk.
Speaker 1:Oh I ain't going to lie, I don't drink my coffee, bro, I ain they used to say, like you just need to drink or eat cereal. And then they started saying, yeah, don't eat cereal.
Speaker 3:Bro, it's the certain type of cereal you eat.
Speaker 1:You know what cereal do like? I'm about to say Almond Joy, not Almond Joy. The other one, the one with the almonds, the special cake, special cake Honey.
Speaker 2:Bunches of Oats.
Speaker 1:Honey Bunches of Oats.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That is good cereal. Right there you got three bowls of that thing.
Speaker 3:No cap, I finished the whole box bro.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't get full, but I would eat three of them. Something about it, something about the crunch dog, a little appetizer, something light, something light, with it on dinner who sounded like me, Nah bro. What you going to put with us, though, like with your food, so you need a protein, bro.
Speaker 3:I don't, like I'm not a big fan of. Yeah, you're getting a bunch of signs, bro, I'm waiting for the main stuff. I don't. No no tamales is kind of like the main thing.
Speaker 1:Tamales. I feel like a little appetizer Tamales like you can get that Throughout the day. You feel me. That pot's going to be out there, that pot's going to be there the whole day, a whole pot. A whole pot that shit like this big Shit, the biggest.
Speaker 3:Full of tamales.
Speaker 1:Right, but, bro, I want some Italian sausage, some sausage. Sausage on Thanksgiving, bro. Think about it, bro, because bro everybody be having ham. I mean I like ham Don Thanksgiving. Well, think about it, bro, because bro everybody be having ham. I mean I like ham Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 3:I love ham, that honey-baked ham going crazy bro, I'll be it.
Speaker 1:That should be having me out, though that should be having me out. You know what I like to do.
Speaker 3:I like to get my honey ham and and jerk it.
Speaker 2:I like to rub it all over myself I.
Speaker 3:I like to let it slide. I like to put a piece right between my chin. I think I'm going to say cheeks there too, you want to see Be a hog tie. And then like sometimes they have like tortillas or whatever.
Speaker 2:And then, like, I'll just get like the ham, you know.
Speaker 3:Put it in the tortilla and make like a ham.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, oh yeah, he messy no I.
Speaker 3:He missed. I tried to miss. No, I said he missing. That shit was a full court shot right there bro, you ever put a tamale in a tortilla. I'll show you, bro. Watch this Thanksgiving, if you want to pull up?
Speaker 1:No, I'm going to pull up. No, I'm going to pull up. I already called off. No, I'm just playing. I can't do that.
Speaker 3:Hold on to me again. I'm going to get out early, y'all say I'm going to have it until five, Five, six. I think it's going to be like five, six yeah yeah, I'm going to get up fourth there.
Speaker 1:Four, four.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I ain't working late. I ain't working late, fuck that.
Speaker 1:I need a little time out.
Speaker 3:A little time out to myself A little, but so yeah, I would have.
Speaker 1:I want Some sausage, but Some glizzies, I don't know Cause. No, the sausage we had that day, remember, when we were that one the big.
Speaker 2:What is it what?
Speaker 1:is it called the kielbasa? No, it wasn't kielbasa, that one.
Speaker 3:That, that.
Speaker 1:And some bacon.
Speaker 3:Some bacon. Damn bro, you changing it up. I ain't never heard of bacon, bro, because everybody, because, look, I ain't going to lie bro, I'm tired.
Speaker 1:Everybody had like the same Thanksgiving, bro. It's the same every year.
Speaker 3:You can't even look forward to that, bro. I do see what you're saying, because there is people that do change it up every so often or every year. Because there was like a tiktok trend at one point where people like you know I'm tired of having things like turkey and boring shit, so people started doing like seafood, broils and stuff like that like you know, they get the table like this and then dump out the yeah, like the crab legs, crawfish and shit like that.
Speaker 3:I've seen people do that. I've seen people do like like mexican style, where they they just do tamales and shit like that. I understand bro.
Speaker 1:I just want you to know. I keep the essentials. I want some corn. I tell you what I like vegetables. I always like vegetables. I got a lot of different vegetables during Thanksgiving. I don't know, maybe because it's just turkey and ham usually and the turkey sometimes don't hit it and the ham sometimes don't be Dry ass fucking turkey.
Speaker 3:Y'all motherfuckers be drying the fuck out that thing, bro.
Speaker 1:Y'all putting that thing, y'all ain't frying that thing, bro Y'all fucking burning it bro, but this girl was there turkey, but I never carved their turkey, bro, and they gave me this uh, it was a little thing that was uh, what is it?
Speaker 2:like an automatic knife, I don't know. Like a serrated.
Speaker 1:Okay, so like turkey carver, I guess the electric knife yeah the electric knife there it is. They explained me how to do that shit, so like go ahead and carve it, and because they were busy doing something else, I was like all right, I said like a crime scene, bro.
Speaker 1:I fucked that turkey up Bro, I didn't know how, cause oh, and then they over. I think they overcooked the turkey or something. So when they were trying to cut it it was like Fuck up. So it wasn't like a clean Cut it, bro. It look, bro, I fucked that turkey. But the mom came over, don't worry, honey, I got this. Hey yo, my fault.
Speaker 3:Alright, bro, my fault gang my, I got this. Hey, yo my fault. All right, bro, my fault gang, my fault, my fault. Y'all should have known better than to chase me with the knife.
Speaker 1:That turkey looked back at me. Damn bro, you fucked me up. Hey cuts all around, bro.
Speaker 3:None of the pieces were the same size, you were at the wrong angle.
Speaker 1:I fucked that turkey up.
Speaker 3:So the turkey, instead of like Sideways or whatever?
Speaker 1:Yeah, he fucking it up. I was trying to, but I didn't even know that shit was automatic. I started going like that With it Started, using manual shit, damn.
Speaker 2:That shit not working.
Speaker 1:You gotta turn it on. Fuck, damn bro. Yeah, I fucked that turkey up, bro. Really I saved things.
Speaker 3:Now I chill out Bro. I know whenever I live with my cousins and everything bro. They had like three turkeys, bro. Damn Well, there's a lot Of y'all though. I know bro, it was a bunch load of us bro, it was a whole, it was a whole clan over there, bro.
Speaker 1:Bunch of grown people, bro, it was a whole village Over there, bro.
Speaker 3:Bro you talking about Big bag bro. Everybody loved to eat, bro, everyone love to eat. Y'all can get mad as hell as y'all want, bro. I'm speaking the truth, bro. Y'all can't get mad when I'm talking facts, bro. Eat like some motherfuckers, bro. That's Thanksgiving, though that's what you do no it ain't just Thanksgiving. It ain't just Thanksgiving. Motherfuckers used to fight for their food over. They put over there, bro, that shit was atrocious. I know you didn't touch my fajita meat. I know you didn't.
Speaker 2:Ooh, fajita meat.
Speaker 3:Shouldn't have left it out. I'm sorry for it. I feel bad for it. God, it ain't me Munching that fajita meat For real bro.
Speaker 1:Damn, but damn, I had three turkeys, three turkeys.
Speaker 3:Shit, shit had three turkeys, three turkeys.
Speaker 1:Hey, shed load of turkeys. Most I seen is one.
Speaker 3:The turkeys was good. They had some big ass turkeys. It was good and then, like with the gravy or whatever you know, it was nice and all. But I don't know bro.
Speaker 1:I'm just not a big fan of Just turkey.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I wasn't. I wasn't too big of a fan of turkey.
Speaker 1:Get me a chicken tender or something. I'll take that over turkey any day.
Speaker 3:I could eat turkey the next day.
Speaker 1:The next day.
Speaker 3:Like you know how sometimes you can get a pulled chicken. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you do like that with the turkey, though.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I had a turkey sandwich like that. It was okay. Yeah, it was all right. Yeah, turkey's not man. I don't know who decided on that. Who decided to make turkey like that? I don't know the Pilgrims, bro.
Speaker 3:Pilgrims.
Speaker 1:Y'all damn up With no taste buds.
Speaker 3:Oh, I gotta lean back, bro, my back hurt, sorry y'all.
Speaker 1:That's the old man, alright.
Speaker 2:I'm good now.
Speaker 1:That's a working, man Feel tired.
Speaker 2:Oh, I don't think you in frame bro Huh, you not in frame.
Speaker 3:Nah, I'm in frame, right there. Yeah, I'm chilling. Yeah, I'm right there.
Speaker 1:I'm blind. Yeah, I'm right. There I'm blind. Yeah, I'm blind, I'm right there.
Speaker 3:I'm chilling Y'all can still see me, good.
Speaker 2:But now what else?
Speaker 1:What else you got. I think that would be it, food-wise, just like the main, alright desserts, desserts, what you got in your desserts.
Speaker 3:I'll keep it real simple Banana pudding Alright, alright A good banana pudding, but how do you like your banana pudding? Okay, I like my.
Speaker 1:I was about to say bro, some motherfuckers be. I had a banana pudding with no bananas or wafers. I was about to say.
Speaker 3:people say I just bought the quick, like the Jell-O type shit. Kill yourself tonight. Kill yourself.
Speaker 1:And that's all it is, bro. It's just like that. I'm like, bro. That shit be pissing me off, bro you not cooking with this, bro. And then you want to piss him and you got the dots that he put you to pull up.
Speaker 3:Not even no whipped cream on it or nothing. I was about to and think you did something. Bro Got me fooled.
Speaker 1:Get that whack-ass shit on my face, bro.
Speaker 3:Bro, that shit be having me hot bro, as soon as you close the door. Yeah, I'm throwing that shit in the trash.
Speaker 1:Thank you, I don't even say thank you. I don't even say thank you. Fuck that. Nah, that's straight up disrespectful.
Speaker 3:That shit ass bro. Y'all need to do better bro Y'all, oh, don't do that at all Period, period you don't got All right what you got, what you got in your banana pudding, then what's?
Speaker 1:your ratio. Well, you got to have. This is what you do, bro. You get two cups of bananas and you get a whole box of wafers and you want to use half the box to line the pan. And then the other half. Well, no, no, I'm sorry. So then the other half. Right, you cut that in half and you just break them up a little bit, Throw them in there.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:And then you the rest, you grind up and then you mix everything and that's your topping for the top Crunch. Y'all crunch, y'all crunchy, with banana throughout the whole thing. Whipped cream too.
Speaker 3:People listen. I can't believe y'all make banana pudding like that it I can't believe y'all make banana pudding like that. It's so disgusting.
Speaker 2:That shit be.
Speaker 3:I ain't never said I was a clean dude. I ain't never said I was nice with it.
Speaker 1:I ain't never said I was nice with it. I said it's what I like. I eat like a child. That shit be the best though.
Speaker 3:The best. I like when banana pudding does have the bananas, but don't be giving me no banana.
Speaker 1:Don't even cut the banana. I like banana, a whole banana.
Speaker 3:Don't be giving me no banana pudding that you had sitting out for a day or like hours, that banana be all mushy and then it all black and shit, bro, like no, bro, give me some fresh cut banana type shit. Like cut it, make it, and I'm good to go, Bro, if you're doing that day before.
Speaker 1:you gotta put that shit in the fridge, bro. Don't leave that shit sitting out, bro. Right, that shit be devious.
Speaker 3:That shit be all bananas. Look bruised as fuck bro.
Speaker 1:Bananas look like it's got junk by oranges and shit bro, Like they still good, yo, but nah, and then, like I said, the mushiness in it. I hate when bananas get mushy, bro, I can't even eat bananas, I never had it. I gotta cut the banana, throw it in my hand, we're gonna have banana pudding for next time.
Speaker 3:I'm about to judge. I'm about to judge, go ahead, because I ain't making it. It ain't me, don't mean my girlfriend making it.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I'm going to be harsh. I'm going to be like that Chad from Ratatouille, but that be it. Desserts I used to have a sweet tooth. I already don't got a sweet tooth. No more like that.
Speaker 3:You don't like pecan pie, or pecan pie.
Speaker 1:I like it, but by that point I'm already too stuffed and because I usually I be already stuffed, my main concern be banana pudding. By the time, like that fills my sweetness, like my sweet level, by the time I want to get something else like I don't want, I don't desire any more sweetness you got to add some more.
Speaker 3:They got the cookies and cream pies, they got the key lime pie, they got pecan pie.
Speaker 1:I can't even eat like that, no more, that's it. They got pecan pie. I can't even. I can't even eat like that. No more, that's it.
Speaker 3:They got yams. I used to be able to. I mean sweet potato.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm. Sweet potatoes are yams or yams. Are sweet potatoes right, or they're different. They're camote bro. Ah good, check out. But I like some sweet. I like pumpkin pie. I like that too. I'll tell you a little pumpkin pie. I'll tell you that, but I don't know about. Like I said, I can't do too much sweetness. But for the sake of the podcast, I'll say churros, just to switch it up.
Speaker 3:Okay, how about some churros?
Speaker 1:Or some changos. Remember that fried cheesecake.
Speaker 3:I ain't never tried it, though you never tried it.
Speaker 1:Though you never tried it, you never got it with us.
Speaker 3:No, I would just tell you yeah, damn that, or like we would like go and they wouldn't have the stuff to make it right that one time yeah, yeah, that one place yeah damn, that's right, I'm like bruh to this day you still haven't had it.
Speaker 1:Damn, that's all I got you I'm gonna bring. I'm gonna bring you one for uh, for thanksgiving.
Speaker 3:That's gonna be my contribution that shit gonna be black as hell banana. Oh no, it's not a banana uh, it's a it's cheesecake.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's a fried cheesecake, deep fried cheesecake, oh bro deep fried cheesecake big back big bad shit right there big back.
Speaker 3:That's my plate, though. That's my plate, bro, I mean what you got what you got?
Speaker 1:Big bag, big bag. That's my plate, though. That's my plate, bro.
Speaker 3:What you got. What you got, let me show you my plate. What you got, bro, let me show you, I'll show you mine, you show me yours. All right, you going to touch it by the sword fight. It's a dagger versus a sword. The homeless dude that I seen, the homeless dude. Omar, I was like wait a minute, I don't get what they're doing. I was like wait a minute, what are they doing?
Speaker 1:Bro. I don't know how they got that dude to agree to that man Some random dude on the street man.
Speaker 3:I thought that was that martial arts dude, that dude that was in that video.
Speaker 1:It's like oh, where is him? Wait, so he stays with him. Damn, I got to look into that now. I don't know. I thought it was him.
Speaker 3:I thought it was a random dude, I thought it was him Damn. But, um, bro, let me tell you my place what you got, bro, let's see. Let's see, bro, y'all can give me all the fl. Shit is filet mignon, my shit is brisket, my shit, uh, pork shoulders and boston butt smoke for eight hours. Cherry wood, no, I'm just joking. Um, nah, bro, like I like, obviously I like my honey ham I need honey ham, okay, okay, I need it.
Speaker 3:I need it bro. I'm like Mariah Carey With that honey ham bro, like she is the way she is For Christmas. I'm like that With Thanksgiving With my honey ham bro. I need it. What else do I get? I get Potato salad bro. I fucking Love potato salad bro. I be Okay, I be fucking that shit up.
Speaker 1:No cap what you like, in potato salad what you mean what I like Potato salad.
Speaker 3:Duh, it ain't hard to make.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3:Duh, I know how to make potato salad.
Speaker 1:That's why I always got wrong. I always forgot potatoes. Nah, it's um.
Speaker 3:I really don't put potatoes. Nah, it's a. I really don't know how they be making it. I think they literally get the potatoes, obviously, and I like my potato salad to be a little chunky.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, yeah, a little chunky. You don't like the mashed?
Speaker 3:one. Nah, nah, I mean I'm okay with it, but I prefer to have a little bit of chunks in there, my potato chunks.
Speaker 1:What is it? Gets that little twang to the potato salad. Some people put radish in there.
Speaker 3:Radish, that's what it is it's all right, but don't put too much radish in there. Like, obviously, put mustard in there, radish in there. Uh, put your paprika. I know some people don't like their paprika bro please put your paprika put that shit in there.
Speaker 1:I ain't gonna lie, I don't. I don't really like, I'm not a big fan of it. Boy, I've had it with your paprika. Put that shit in there, I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 2:I don't, I don't really like.
Speaker 1:I'm not a big fan of it, but I've had it With that paprika. They didn't know, since that was my first time and I had that paprika night and day. Night and day, bro. You cannot, I like it, bro, I like paprika you cannot miss out it. Let's see, I can fuck up some deviled eggs too now. Oh yeah, he be a gassy motherfucker during Thanksgiving. Oh his shit, be fucked up. I fuck up them deviled eggs, but I don't advise on being around it.
Speaker 3:I guess the whole bitch out real quick.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, I guess the whole room quick how, uh you like you like you like it. Oh yeah, like what's them. Uh, dill, is that what it you like it Like? What's that Deal? Is that what it is that they put in a deal?
Speaker 3:You like that they I. I can. I can do without it. I prefer to do without it, to be honest with you. But I'm okay If they do put in there.
Speaker 1:Okay, but Cause I really, I really don't like it. Well, it's okay, I'm fine either way, to be honest, but it's just like if you ain't got it in there that's fine with me. Okay, I'm not a big devil eggs, I've had it, but something about the taste. Just don't, it's too eggy for me.
Speaker 3:You right, no, you right, I promise you right, I'm about to bring back to uh the review. Yeah, this is what by the time this comes out. Yeah, uh, we would have had celebrated thanksgiving so we're gonna do that, we're gonna do a post, yeah this is post, I guess, kind of sort of post thanksgiving, and then the next episode that we do is gonna be the About to see how crazy it is, then we're going to have crazy Thanksgiving stories. That's right. Then we're going to have all the crazy stories that happened that weekend.
Speaker 1:Because we're about to get shit by the If not, I'm going to make shit happen. Exactly, exactly.
Speaker 3:But what else do I want Mac, and cheese Mac and cheese.
Speaker 1:Oh, I thought about mac and cheese.
Speaker 3:Mac and cheese, mac and cheese. Oh, I never thought About mac and cheese. Give me my mac and cheese.
Speaker 1:Please, okay, okay, mac and cheese. Mac and cheese With bacon.
Speaker 3:And for all them people that just putting them Crown squares on top Of their macaroni Thing, yeah, y'all, y'all crazy.
Speaker 1:What you mean. That's how you make it. Huh, what you mean? How else you supposed To make it With cheese? There's macaroni and cheese.
Speaker 3:Nah, bro but I love macaroni and cheese, bro. Baked macaroni, oh my lord bro.
Speaker 1:Aye, I ain't gonna lie, I've had some good mac and cheese. I ain't really like mac and cheese till. Like that till then.
Speaker 3:But Brad, mac and cheese go crazy sometimes.
Speaker 1:When they make good mac and cheese.
Speaker 2:There's some good mac and cheese. There's some good mac and cheese.
Speaker 1:That's the time she be having breathing heavy. She just be having it on the couches.
Speaker 3:Bro. That's how I feel right now, bro. I'm, like damn bro, fat as shit, just thinking about the food. Bro, my fault, yo, I'm over here falling asleep and shit why they already ate it.
Speaker 1:For real, bro. I got the itis already.
Speaker 3:That should be creeping up on you during Thanksgiving, If y'all don't pause to sleep. I'm going to have that shit on Instagram. I'll post that video on Instagram.
Speaker 1:My ass is going to be snoring. I know it too. I wake up, start screaming out of my sleep. No, no, no, sleep. Start looking around, everybody looking at me nah, but what else?
Speaker 3:let's see, I said the ham, mac and cheese, potato salad, deviled eggs stuffing no veggies the potato.
Speaker 1:Mac and cheese, potato salad, devil eggs stuffing. No veggies the potato. I like me a good Caesar salad.
Speaker 3:I don't like that, not during.
Speaker 1:Thanksgiving. He wear that shit off like a kid. Get him out of here.
Speaker 3:I don't want none of that Go ahead, take it out, take it out. I don't want none of that. I don't want none of that.
Speaker 1:Let's see, that's pretty much my plate, bro. And then you got a heavy bro. You got that knockout plate, you got that plate. You ain't trying to get woken up, bro, my?
Speaker 3:plate never stays the same, my plate always folding. When me tell you, bro, I was talking about some. Big Mac Bro, the most amount of plates I've eaten at a Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1:Let me guess, let me guess, let me guess, let me guess. Go ahead, full, full plates.
Speaker 2:Full plates Full plates.
Speaker 1:We including dessert.
Speaker 3:I can't remember if it was including dessert. Jesus fuck.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, six, Damn you, you close.
Speaker 3:What's the six? Oh, it was seven, bruh God. Seven plates of food, you already know. Big champ, big body, big body. I ain't 215 for no reason you 215, you got 215. Uh huh, I used to be like 230.
Speaker 1:I used to be like 232 215.
Speaker 3:Now, papa. No, no, I'm about to weigh, I know you got a scale.
Speaker 1:I used to be like 232, 215. Now, papa, I don't know. I'm about to weigh.
Speaker 3:I know you got a scale.
Speaker 1:I'm about to go weigh myself I don't know where it's at.
Speaker 3:We should have one, right? I don't know where it's at.
Speaker 1:I'm about to go do it, but damn, I'm about to do it before and I'm going to do it After we eat. Alright, go ahead.
Speaker 3:You're what else but desserts, bro? I fuck up all types of desserts, bro. I go into a food coma cause I have a real bad sweet tooth.
Speaker 1:I was gonna say I believe that I can't, I can't with the sweet like once I leave, once I reach that limit, once I get like, once I get satisfied you gotta eat certain sweets in a certain order though, because some things is too sweet, and then when you eat the next, thing Tell me your ways. Tell me your ways, because this ain't, this ain't, yeah. Tell me there's a science how you do this. Hold on, there's a science behind it, bro, how you do this.
Speaker 3:Because, like, if you eat the apple one, okay, okay.
Speaker 1:It's like the sweetest, it's like the sweetest. So you got to start low and increase your level slowly. Yeah, you got to low Like yeah, that's the way to do it bro.
Speaker 3:Or you can do it vice versa, bro. You can start with the sweetest and then work your way down. But it's not satisfying, bro, it's not.
Speaker 1:There's levels to it bro.
Speaker 3:Spoken. Let's try this. Y'all know what.
Speaker 2:I'm talking about bro, don't act like I'm crazy. Y'all big bags out there.
Speaker 3:Big bags unite. My bags start flapping. The bags start flapping. Nah, bro, like me, i'ma fuck up some apple pie. I'ma fuck up some Okay. Okay, I used to be a big fan of, like the pecan pie, but I grew out of it, bro damn, you don't like, you don't like it, like that it's good, but it's not really my go-to anymore what's that?
Speaker 1:oh, there's a pie. It looked like it's just whipped cream, was just a whipped cream pie uh, I don't know I think I had something like that. It was just, it was just white nut it was a nut pie it didn was a nut pie.
Speaker 3:I didn't even realize it. I have no idea Cream pie.
Speaker 1:It is a cream pie, literally a cream pie. That's what it is. It's a cream pie.
Speaker 3:It's a cream pie. It's literally what it is. It's the shit they be throwing at people's faces.
Speaker 1:Bro with the cherry on top, oh yeah, but um Damn. So that's your plate. Banana pudding too, bro. Banana pudding too. Peach cobbler no, no, not this. Do you like specific? Is there, because, I mean, christmas is like eggnog, is there like a drink for Thanksgiving, or I don't know.
Speaker 3:This is USA, baby. We all about that beer, we all about that Miller Lite, miller Lite on Thanksgiving Bud Light brother. Bud Light. If I catch you drinking Bud Light in front of me, bro, you about to get hit with that crazy RKO About to bring me a cool 24 pack, 24, 32 pack For Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2:Bud Light.
Speaker 1:About to have Bud Light all across your front yard.
Speaker 2:I'm about to jump from the top of the house, down that crazy elbow.
Speaker 3:Straight land on that Bud Light yeah.
Speaker 1:Boom. Oh no, tell yourself, you drink Bud Light.
Speaker 3:Go see a therapist Go see a therapist, you drink a Bud Light.
Speaker 1:Change your life around. Do better.
Speaker 3:Go to that intervention. Stop Get help. Go to that intervention. Your family messaged you. Your dog's waiting on you To get home Chill.
Speaker 1:Not the dogs, not the dogs Fuck. But um, that's pretty much it, bro.
Speaker 3:That's pretty much my plate and everything.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, solid plate, solid plate. Shit gonna knock me out this.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, I be tired, bro. Shit Jesus, I wanted to do a brisket.
Speaker 1:You gonna what y'all gonna have for uh.
Speaker 3:Uh, turkey Tamales, I think.
Speaker 2:Shit Um.
Speaker 3:We gonna have Macaroni, turkey tamales. I think, yeah, we're going to have macaroni banana pudding Boston, butt hopefully.
Speaker 1:My jaw hurting already Just by chewing, chewing.
Speaker 3:Potato salad. I think deviled eggs, shit, deviled eggs what else?
Speaker 1:who say who say they pick, who say they pick what they want for Thanksgiving? I did, I did get my girlfriend was like what do you want?
Speaker 2:I was like I want this, this and this, oh god shit, I appreciate you.
Speaker 1:I was like wait a minute, this is your plate, exactly exactly. He was just talking for Thanksgiving. He wasn Shit. I appreciate you. I was like wait a minute, this is your plate, exactly Exactly. He was just telling me what they going to get. He wasn't lying. He wasn't lying Chad, this is exactly what he's getting.
Speaker 2:I said this is my plate, this is my demands.
Speaker 3:I appreciate you. Holy shit, I think that's it.
Speaker 1:So I'm about to eat your plate. Then, holy fuck, rate my plate. Alright, I'm going to try this. I'm not going to steal two of how you eat. It's a gauntlet. You won, you won. That's no competition. All right, I'm going to try his plate. I'm going to come back and let y'all know how it tastes. I'm going to rate it, I.
Speaker 3:But Jesus, alright, alright. How many plates you shooting for? Two that's it, bro. Two that's it, yeah, cause I really can't eat as much as I used to. Nah, no, more.
Speaker 1:Nah, I was about to say, I mean I probably could, but I don't think, I don't know.
Speaker 3:I'ma try, i'ma see, cause I get bloated, bro, and then I'm like I'm at somebody else's house. I hate being bloated at someone else's house.
Speaker 1:Bro, I ain't gonna lie when I get bloated. I was about to say I can't shit myself in pees, bro, sometimes. Sometimes you gotta you gotta shit yourself and then white bait her. You feel me?
Speaker 2:Sometimes you gotta bro with the punches, you gotta let it harden up then, you can just scrape it off.
Speaker 3:Oh god damn, this shit sound like experience.
Speaker 1:Learn from a pro. Oh bro, I one time, I like, stood up too fast and while I was saying no, I thought I thought I shit myself bro how'd it go?
Speaker 3:how'd it go check, bro? How'd it go check? I've been there before, bro. How'd it go?
Speaker 1:that shit scared me I was like oh, that's it, finally happened it. Finally I finally shit myself.
Speaker 3:Fuck, I had a couple scares before myself I remember one time bro, I was waiting to use the bathroom and, uh, I think diego was in there taking a shower or whatever, I was like bro, I gotta take a shit. That man, he takes a while in there. And I was like bro, I gotta take it. And I didn't want to be rude, I didn't want to bang on the door or anything, but I'm like bro, please, I'm over here pacing. I had to close my eyes, bro. I had to sit down bro I feel like.
Speaker 3:It's like the chills he's gotta get the chills that bro, Bro, you start trying to grip stuff bro. I couldn't grip anything my whole body was shutting down. Bro, bro, I was about to be like Julio, bro, I was about to pass out bro.
Speaker 1:Oh my God bro. No, I was about to pass out bro.
Speaker 3:That shit was crazy bro.
Speaker 1:I was fighting for my life, bro. I was like that a couple days ago. I ain't going to lie, going to work, going to work, going to work, hit me out of nowhere, bro. Bro, I started gripping the handle on the side of it. I was gripping that motherfucker. You got to stand up a little bit. You try to. Oh, that shit was getting to me. It was great. I was looking like a crazy person Going down the highway, bro, I was just trying to.
Speaker 3:I was literally driving, grabbing from inside bro Me driving up beside you.
Speaker 1:I look like I was a tweaker, bro. I was Gripping everything, I was gripping it. I was gripping you gripping. I was gripping, bro. That shit, shit had me sweating, bro, damn Shit had me sweating bro Damn. Shit had me sweating, but damn so that happened to you.
Speaker 3:I remember one time me and my girlfriend went to go look at the. Christmas lights and it was like at some I guess like a gated community. It was like a bunch of, like old people that lived there. It was like it felt like some some apocalyptic type shit.
Speaker 1:Wow, it's like all the houses, bunch of old people.
Speaker 3:All the houses look the same, the yards look good. They had like everybody's yard just decorated and it was nothing but old folks bro but it felt like when the lights went down they was either throwing swinger parties or doing some cult-type shit. Oh, what a dog.
Speaker 2:It felt like that type of neighborhood, bro, and I was like damn bro.
Speaker 3:We need to get out of here. And, bro, I had to take a shit. So bad bro. I told my girlfriend cut the heat on Because I can't, I'm weak. Cut the heat on, it's gonna buy me Maybe like two minutes or something bro, you gotta take a shit.
Speaker 1:Your whole body Be fucked up, bro. You know exactly what you did to dudes. If not take it, you can kill an expert In your body. You know Every little detail. Don't even go that fast, you go over 25. I'm shitting myself. Put Sean Paul Temperature.
Speaker 3:Put it up one minute. Hurry, hurry, hurry. Bro, that shit be Fighting for my life, bro, Swear bro.
Speaker 1:Damn. So what happened, bro? What happened?
Speaker 3:I made it, bro. Oh, you made it back home. Yeah, I made it all the way from Burlington back to where we stayed at, bro.
Speaker 1:Bro, I would have knocked on your old people. Okay, old dudes house. Hey, I need to take a shit. Man, let me use your bathroom. Let me blow up your bathroom real quick. Blow up your bathroom real quick.
Speaker 3:Of course you can go in there, smell a nanny would've never smelled you.
Speaker 1:That would've smelled to you, uh uh, don't do that damn, bro. You know what's the hurt, the words, bro, when you right there need a toilet too. And then that motherfucker wanted to start unleashing the seals bro that motherfucker was going to test your patience right there when you're pulling up. Bro, the amount of times I thought. I shit, my pants.
Speaker 3:That shit released right there, right, as soon as.
Speaker 1:I started squatting down. But one time I was trying to it was at work. You know, I'd be having all that stuff on me at work and I was going to that bathroom. It was one of those where it just you know it just hit. So I'm over there, I'm like, ooh, I'm going to like wait it off, Like you know, I'll go a little bit.
Speaker 1:It started, you know, it starts having your body twitching Like hold on now. And when I started going to the bathroom I'm like, ooh, this shit, like it started getting me. So I run in there. I feel that thing Just about to Come out of me. But I felt like, you know, flubber. When it came out, that dude's ass, that's what it felt like. I was like, ooh, I'm over here Trying to take out the belt. I can't, I can't take off the belt. I'm like, oh, and I'm trying to Take off my pants. And then the way I tied them, it was sweatpants, bro. I had a blade in my pocket. I had a cut. I just cut that shit. I just cut that shit. But I took a shit with the belt still on me. But I had the belt up there like a gurney, bro. They had a mirror. They had a mirror right, it was at the house. It was at the house.
Speaker 3:I sent you it's the video you sent me. This man, yaya, sent me a whole video of him taking that shit on Snapchat. I was like what the fuck is this? It's in the same house, bro. If y'all want the video, y'all hit me up. I'll sell it to y'all for $5 a piece. I got it on my save files.
Speaker 1:Bro, that shit was crazy, you see.
Speaker 3:Dick and everything on that video.
Speaker 1:Not a lot, but you see that that's all I got, please. It was cold, it was during the winter.
Speaker 3:Please, please, nah bro, but I hate that shit so much bro.
Speaker 1:It be knowing when to get you to but that shit just Out of nowhere, on the most Inconvenient times ever. For real, bro, for real. I hate it too, when I first Like, when I first meet someone too. And invite me over to the house and sometimes they I hate it too when I first meet someone too and invite me over to the house and sometimes they just I don't know if I be nervous or what, but that thing be.
Speaker 3:You got to take a poop, you got to take it, bro them nervous shits is real, bro, and you want me to blow up that shit like that. You feel me Don't want to blow it up. I'll blow that shit up.
Speaker 1:I'll test their quality, their fan, their exhaust fan.
Speaker 3:They ain't going to make it. I'll tell you that right now.
Speaker 1:I'll see what kind of hand soap they got who said they're going to start going through their pill. Let me see what I'm about to fuck. What type of crazy is this I?
Speaker 3:don't even wipe. I just jump in their shower, bro, no cap.
Speaker 1:When I was little, bro, I had one slipping out of me when I was in the shower, bro, oh shit, that shit scared me, bro. I remember taking a shower. I don't know what's wrong as kids that don't realize it Like that shit. I feel like I ain't see it.
Speaker 2:Probably I don't know what was wrong. I look back.
Speaker 1:All right, I told my mom.
Speaker 3:I told my mom I was like someone took his shit in, sammy took his shit in here, or Jerry took his shit in here, knowing damn well, I was like, I was like I was like I was like I was like.
Speaker 1:I was like I was like I couldn't blame nobody, but I was like someone took his shit in here, man.
Speaker 3:She's walking this out. Put it in the toilet. Put it in the toilet. I don't want to touch it. Okay, squeeze it, throw it in there, bro.
Speaker 1:I know somebody. Somebody told me, bro, same thing happened to them when they were little, but they try to kick it down the uh, down the drain, down the they try to smash it down, bro.
Speaker 3:Nah, they walling for that, they trying to hide it, but they said they were little too.
Speaker 1:Oh, for real uh, huh, so uh, I think their parents found like something happened to where their parents it didn't go all the way down damn bro, so it was just dude flying it like it started getting filled up and it was just dude up damn bro, my Damn bro, my little kids be dumb bro. I don't know what I was thinking, bro. I would have probably done the same thing too. That was my little submarine.
Speaker 3:That shit is crazy bro.
Speaker 1:What shit you do bro.
Speaker 3:Right, the shit you do is a little kid.
Speaker 1:It should be hilarious, bro. Just a bunch of silly stuff.
Speaker 3:What was I going to say? Is there any stories or anything that you had about Thanksgiving, like anything crazy that you had.
Speaker 1:Are you good? Not really, like I said, no, I really don't have much either, bro. I can't think of anything. I can't. I don't have any significant things, I'm sure something happened, but I don't think it was like nothing Like a story story watch I. But I don't think it was like nothing Like a story Story watch I never really had. Nah, nah, I don't, I don't know. Damn, it's all good, bro, I ain't got much either.
Speaker 3:We just wanted to talk about food.
Speaker 2:On this episode.
Speaker 3:Right, just food on this one, but we will give y'all stories In the aftermath On the next episode.
Speaker 1:That we will. We have some good stories. I had some fun facts, but I just need the time.
Speaker 2:Oh no, you got it. It was yeah. Yeah, you want to do some fun facts I was just going to traditions that different people have.
Speaker 1:It was just a little.
Speaker 3:This is Yayo FYB's fun facts. Right Top 10 Thanksgiving traditions in the US.
Speaker 1:All right, go ahead, Give it to me. So when is it, though they watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade?
Speaker 3:Oh, I forgot about that, Bro.
Speaker 1:I forgot about that too, bro. Yeah, I forgot about that Low key.
Speaker 3:I was thinking about watching it this year. Oh for real, that's what we're going to do. We're about to watch it. We're about to watch it. We're about to watch it. Bro, I ain't even going to lie.
Speaker 1:We're about to watch it bro.
Speaker 3:We're about to watch it.
Speaker 1:The uh, the good. What is it? The good one? The one with the biggest bone? Right, I think I got the small side damn, I think damn.
Speaker 3:We tried to go for like breaking in the middle like even can you do that?
Speaker 1:or just one side maybe, but I never, we never could, so that's one. And then, uh well, eat a traditional thanksgiving meal. That's not uh, taking that. What is this? Who made this list? Nah that shit sound factual, bro. This is, this is just what I do. This ain't even tradition. This is what happens. Uh, oh, share what you're most thankful for. Did I used?
Speaker 3:no, we never did that I mean you might, we might say a prayer, prayer, yeah, like a prayer for thanks and everything. But I know the time we did it at the place when we all lived together, we did a thanks, we did like a thanks thing one time did, we do it but it's like saying what we're thanking for. We're just like talking shit the whole time sounds about right.
Speaker 1:Sounds about right.
Speaker 3:Yeah, um, they watch american football game I've seen let's go, american football, let's go I've seen that yep, yep. Yep, let's go. Cowboys, y'all made me that money on that parlay. Oh yeah, Maybe some more money.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I told you, bro, you got to put that money in there more. Got to do it, got to do it. Put your car for it.
Speaker 3:Once they got the Danville Casino up. Bro, I'm about to take over bro.
Speaker 1:It's about to be. Who said the casino Won't be able to pay out? They ain't gonna be able to.
Speaker 3:They're gonna tell me To give me a free suite, free suite, free suite for like a month. No cap bro. That's what you're gonna get Room service Got the key to the Liquor Liquor cabinet. We're gonna stay over there. We're gonna stay over there. Top floor bro. No cap that shit expensive.
Speaker 1:Do you know how much? Oh, we were talking about it the other day right, yeah. I'm going to fuck that. I'm going to fuck that If they don't got an Xbox, I say that I don't even play the Xbox. I started playing. I can't even say I started playing. I played like the prologue of Stalker 2. That's it.
Speaker 3:Got too tired. Oh no, you told me me, yeah, I got to. I haven't touched it ever since I can't like.
Speaker 1:I played like like five minutes and I'm like yeah, I'm done for today damn, I'm like I'm too tired, so that's. And then, uh, run a turkey trot I'd seen I've seen people do that. You've seen that. I think they did one here actually oh for real, if I'm not mistaken yeah downtown area.
Speaker 3:I think they did something like that okay, okay, I never, I never.
Speaker 1:Pretty cool, I'd like to do something like that. You want us to do that?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'd do some activity like that Get my fat ass up and get him. Who's that?
Speaker 1:about to run? Go ahead, we about to do this this Thanksgiving. Around the block, around the block, downtown and back. Huh, downtown and back. What you mean? Do a little walk, that's what it. Uh huh, you just run it. Uh huh, we gon' run it. We gon' run it after Thanksgiving, alright, bro.
Speaker 2:Nah, I was right Fuck that I don't know where we're running to bro.
Speaker 1:Shout out to you Drop on Black Friday.
Speaker 3:That used.
Speaker 1:Black Friday used to be. That used to be a thing, bro. It used to be that shit not the same.
Speaker 3:No more bro.
Speaker 1:Cause now they started, since, like they started from the beginning of this, they started from last week. They started having the Black Friday back then. There was a whole thing. I remember that right you?
Speaker 3:saw people getting choked out, you saw, grandmas getting smacked. You saw people throwing hands.
Speaker 1:It was lawless it was a lawless land, but it was beautiful. It was America's, it was the beauty and chaos, consumerism, and it's fine.
Speaker 3:It was the peak.
Speaker 1:What the fuck was I doing up at 5 in the morning? Damn bro, that was. People that never experienced that type of Black Friday, has not experienced peak humanity. Right for real, bro, no man's land.
Speaker 3:I remember just seeing the videos of people just lining up running. I was there, but shit was cheap, bro. Now they just give you $100 off $200.
Speaker 1:And the thing be like $1,200.
Speaker 3:Right, they literally raised the price up than Black Friday yeah yeah, to give you the original price.
Speaker 1:That shit, don't even feel like the same anymore. Right, that shit, don't that shit feel, but I'm still gonna go. Are you gonna do any Black Friday shopping? No, did you ever do the Like? I went On the day of After Thanksgiving, though I went like two times Cause Black. Friday is, you know, black. I was still on Friday.
Speaker 3:I went like two times, but I can't remember, okay, who I went with.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:Cause I was gonna go, whenever we went, to go get that Henry Repeater Rifle. Henry Repeater that henry repeater rifle and repeat oh, okay, okay, remember we got the we got pps uh golden repeater one and I was supposed to go because they were going to give me a discount on the gun. Okay, uh, I think at dicks at the time, I think I think it was dicks sporting goods, but I was like bro, I don't know if I want to go, because some people do like black friday on thanksgiving day, but like after Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like at 7. Yeah, 7, 8. Yeah, I remember that, but back then, when Walmart was 24 hours that was If you was there at Walmart for Black Friday.
Speaker 3:You wasn't. I used to do that, bro.
Speaker 1:World War was like I used to do that, but that shit was lit bro Bro, like because, like you said, they would start it after Thanksgiving. But then they started doing it where at a certain time they had certain stuff open and they would bring out stuff, and it was just a little bit of supply. So people be there, since like seven Camping out bro.
Speaker 2:Camp and out Bro. I'm talking about they're holding onto the packages.
Speaker 1:They're asking the employees where you going to bring this out, bro. Shit, we'll get dangerous out there, bro, as soon as they would like open it, bro. It was like chickens, like everybody grabbing that shit bro. And then I remember, uh, both of us grabbing that shit and then they would look like a crowd scene. Bro, Shit look.
Speaker 3:Shit was different.
Speaker 1:Shit was peak bro.
Speaker 3:Bro, just throw the opera music and make all the noise go away, Bro Peak.
Speaker 1:Now online. You got online Now you can order stuff.
Speaker 3:I ain't even go throw shade online, bro. I do my online shop, but I ain't go online.
Speaker 1:No, online is way better.
Speaker 3:Nah, I recommend online, but it was just something about that atmosphere, that whole, and then especially since we were young back then too, seeing someone's grandma get choked out for that last iPad.
Speaker 1:I remember two women got in an argument over a dog, for real Mm-hmm, because you know, for Christmas they wanted the dogs and everything, and so the employee had to go in there like try to break it up. And then they started like pushing the employee and then security had to get involved. Damn Bro, in front of their kids, bro shit.
Speaker 3:Damn I would have made the kids fight, it's y'all's gift which one of y'all want the dog we're about to see. Throw the gloves on.
Speaker 1:Matter of fact, don't even throw no gloves on Start fighting.
Speaker 2:Bare knuckle, bare knuckle.
Speaker 3:Little kids literally get in the stance bro, like they about to fight, sorry, sorry.
Speaker 1:But shit, shit was different. I know, bro it was.
Speaker 3:It was different bro. Shit was different and, like I said, the deals were so much better. Back in the day, bro, I swear it felt like a steal, bro.
Speaker 1:It legit felt like you was getting stuff for free or like next to nothing.
Speaker 3:Like bro I remember, I remember getting bottom for two, twenty dollars. You're not gonna get a game, but the lowest they go is like 40. Yeah, like, yeah, yeah, like on sale or whatever and they're 70 now.
Speaker 1:Full price, don't not the same?
Speaker 3:do better, better. Microsoft Do better Do better Do better.
Speaker 1:Microsoft Do better, walmart Do better. I never been too target for Black Friday.
Speaker 3:I ain't never been either, right, that shit was too bougie for me.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 3:I need my lawless land, bro, bro, there's too many rules over there.
Speaker 1:You know these over here. They actually have 12 there. These, these police, this, these poor employees not getting paid enough to deal with our bullshit. The lines were crazy too. Yeah, I know, bro.
Speaker 3:Bro, you had to wait another 30 minutes, bro you you got what you needed, though, bro you didn't even need it, though that's the best you got that uh 60 inch tv for like 300 bucks.
Speaker 1:True that, true that, but nah Shit, oh, hold on.
Speaker 2:Oh go ahead.
Speaker 1:I started reminiscing, started thinking about the olden days. So give a bad. Oh. So that was the last one.
Speaker 3:Oh shop till you drop. Yeah, shop till you drop, I've never shopped till I dropped.
Speaker 1:I've never done that.
Speaker 3:I do that shit on a daily. You got what's that video say? You got like $10?. Not for long I made bad financial decisions, or five bucks, whatever it was that he had First Rock Friday.
Speaker 1:I went to. I remember I had no money on me, but I know what I was thinking, bro.
Speaker 3:It's Black Friday, you ain't got to pay for nothing, bro. Just steal that shit, bro.
Speaker 2:I know a lot of people that stole that shit bro.
Speaker 1:The next day they be like hey, I got this for the. I bought too many. They'll hit you with that. I bought too many On Black Friday. Shut the fuck up. No, you didn't. What's this? A security guard chasing you?
Speaker 3:Nah I know, people that actually backdoored. They shit bro. Nah, I believe it. I believe it. Like I can't remember who it was. But they said Go ahead, say the name, go ahead. All right, it was If y'all give me a reward, I'll snitch, I'm just messing. But they said just let me know what you want, I'm going to put that shit in the back and then I can open the back door and just pick your shit up in the back. Bruh, I was like all right bet.
Speaker 1:But did it oh they were telling you.
Speaker 3:Oh, oh well, the dude was telling me that his homeboy did it and he's like, just tell me, and then I'll tell him. It's like no, bro, it's all good like that bro I can never, I can never trust. I feel, I would feel like I could, I feel like I would get caught. The crackhead got the deal of the week. I'm copping it, bro.
Speaker 1:No, the way I look at it is like everybody gonna get away with it. Then I'm gonna do it. Whole swat team gonna be right there. All I picture Is getting put in front of the camera, like they do with Narcos, what they be having with their shirt torn off.
Speaker 3:They gonna have your face like this For real, bro, pushing your cheeks up like this, telling me I stole, I stole a waffle maker and and some dog toys Going to prison.
Speaker 1:Going to prison for that Prison 20 years, 20 years, 20 years, bro, I'm going to get that one judge that'll always be dressing nice.
Speaker 2:He's going to look down at me doing stupid, stupid mistakes, shit will kill me, bro.
Speaker 3:You lost your whole life because of the waffle maker and some dog toys.
Speaker 1:Bro, that's how I know. I know that that's going to happen to me. If I try to do some shit like that, I'll be the one uh that gets, you'd be the example that got set the same example, I know god would use me as an example, but I know I know not even gonna risk it, no need for that that shit was crazy, bro.
Speaker 3:People was really camping out there, bro, that shit I could never, bro.
Speaker 1:I remember, oh, I had one time, because I ain't know any better I went to kmart for black friday, out there in the car. I had my poor mama out there with me, but she took me it was like six in the morning out there in the cold cold to get this tablet. I had saved up my money for that tablet, piece of shit. Ass. Android tablets, bro. What, oh boy, that shit didn't even cut even down with abs, bro. It was like the s for it Abs bro, it was like the S for it.
Speaker 1:Oh damn, bro, bro, imagine the worst app or Android device. You've seen times that by four. That's what I have, bro. That's what I have, bro. That shit, I got a deal on it, though Shit was horrendous, bro, damn.
Speaker 1:I was out there for that bro. That shit still is rent-free in my head, bro. That shit, I was out there for that bro. All right, that shit still lives rent free in my head, bro. That shit Out there in the cold, bro. And then they were giving out these little tickets and you would tell them what you wanted and they would give you the ticket. So once you got in there, they would just bring you the stuff. And so I got the last tablet. And so Doobie Helmet was trying to offer me money to buy the tablet off of me because he wanted it for his son. I was like no, I want it, I want it, I should just get that dude. The tablet he was giving me, like I think, like $120. Oh shit, I think the tablet was like $70, I think, or $50. Oh shit. And I was like, nah, I want that one, I should have taken those $120, I should have taken them.
Speaker 3:$120, bro, you can't get too, attached To the items bro.
Speaker 1:You're gonna be Always thinking I got lost, bro, I got lost in the sauce, bro, I got lost.
Speaker 3:Wherever you can double up, double it and get it To the next person For real, bro.
Speaker 1:That right there Saw my my villain arc right there. Right there, bro. After that Saw it just in email and I was playing.
Speaker 2:Damn bro, but yeah chill as ass bro.
Speaker 1:That's the worst, my worst purchase Damn so far.
Speaker 3:Is there anything else that you got here?
Speaker 1:No, no, that's it, that's pretty much it, that's pretty much it.
Speaker 3:All right, so we're going to wrap up the episode. We appreciate y'all listening to this episode episode. This is the post thanksgiving meal. Right by the time y'all listen to this, thanksgiving would have done past, but the next episode that's coming out is gonna be like the weekend after thanksgiving, so we're gonna let y'all know how everything went. Thank y'all again for all the love and support that y'all give us. Thank y'all for listening, sharing, subscribing to the youtube, following us on tiktok at cosmic co. For all the people the new listeners you know. Follow us at Cosmic Cove on Instagram. I think it's Cosmic underscore Cove. We got a little bit of followers. We got like 16 right now, but I mean, hey, we thought getting out slowly but surely.
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Speaker 3:You got any shout outs or anything you want to give?
Speaker 1:Nah, just my family, as usual. Last time I didn't give a cold, for this time it's going to be turkey. Let's keep it simple Turkey. They still haven't cashed out or nothing they haven't. I mean, I still buy them lunch, but they still haven't. Damn bro Said anything they haven't told me. Sammy said the word oh, did he? Yeah, what did he say? He was like what's that word you? Said he was like Thumb boots, thumb boots, something like that. I was like, oh yeah. I was like, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh he listened, I mean, but he I mean he's been listening To episodes. And everything.
Speaker 1:And they've been liking it. So Nice Him and my sister so.
Speaker 3:Alright, so that's pretty much episode. Oh, big shout out to my girlfriend, big shout out to my cousin, pepe. Again, like I said, appreciate y'all listening, appreciate the support that y'all give me, and with that we'll catch on the next one. Peace.
