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EP 26-Why does my Hershey chocolate smell like ass!! Can we solve the economic crisis through candy??
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What if your favorite childhood candy could spark a spirited debate over holiday traditions and fast food quirks? We kick off our 26th episode with a sweet celebration, ranking our top 10 candies while playfully extending the Halloween spirit. Whether it’s the joy of a classic Hershey's almond bar or the unique spice of Mexican treats like Paleta Rocaleta, we reminisce about our candy-filled pasts and how our tastes have evolved.
As the nostalgia train rolls on, we revisit childhood antics on the playground, where candy was the ultimate currency. From scamming siblings for Tootsie Pops to navigating the treacherous territory of candy trading, our memories are filled with humor and fondness. Our banter takes a twist as we explore the world of fast food, sharing quirky tales about McChickens and the unexpected cultural twists at different fast food joints. The conversation is a delightful mix of shared experiences and light-hearted critiques, all wrapped in the warmth of nostalgia.
We round out the episode with a humorous look at adulting dilemmas, namely the never-ending battle with bills and debt collectors. Through playful banter, we share our thoughts on money management, all while expressing gratitude for our listeners' ongoing support. Whether you're here for the candy banter, fast food fun, or just a laugh at life's absurdities, this episode of Kosmic Cove promises a whirlwind of fun and nostalgia.
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Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark.
Speaker 2:I was born in it.
Speaker 1:Molded by it. I see death.
Speaker 2:Welcome to another episode of Cosmic Cove.
Speaker 1:That's right. That's right. Another episode, Another banger. This is episode 25 Another banger. Episode 25. 25 already 24, 25, 26, 20 something.
Speaker 2:I think the last one was 24, I think.
Speaker 1:We up there, we getting up.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:Getting the numbers up? Yes, we doing it, we doing it. Y'all already know who it is it's your boy, Reverence Choon choon.
Speaker 2:It's your boy, yayo Appreciate. Y'all already know who it is. It's your boy, Reverence Choon-choon. It's your boy, yayo. Appreciate y'all for tuning in to another episode. This is an extension to Halloween, right?
Speaker 1:Because we love the holiday so much we don't want it to end, so we're going to extend Halloween for everyone, for all the Cosmic Cole family. Nah, he lying.
Speaker 2:It's Christmas tree. He fucking lying, it's Christmas tree.
Speaker 1:I can tell you it's my favorite holiday. I'm just saying we're going to extend it one more week. It is the fifth Chill the fuck out. All right, I got my Christmas tree up and I'm already getting shit for it. Ec.
Speaker 2:Nah, I'm just playing, though it is a good Christmas tree.
Speaker 1:I appreciate it. I appreciate it, bro, but um, that's right, I'm the one that puts up christmas tree as soon as they hit november. That's right.
Speaker 2:That's me what y'all gonna do huh, huh, that shit look nice though, that shit look nice though. But, um, nah, I mean uh, sit, uh, you want to tell them the, uh, the title, uh, yeah, today.
Speaker 1:Today since.
Speaker 2:My bad, I blacked out a little bit.
Speaker 1:We wanted to extend Halloween for everyone, so we're gonna we're gonna Review candy like we're gonna give the top 10 candies that we personally, individually, I know you're gonna have to turn mine down too.
Speaker 2:Unprofessional. That's my fault, my fault, guys, my fault.
Speaker 1:So I'm gonna rank the top 10 candies that I feel like are the top 10 best for me. Personally, yayo's gonna rank the top 10 best for him I guess top 10, top 10, something, bro and then I'm gonna tell y'all the top 10 candies in the united states as of 2023 or 2024. Okay, according to the studies that I found, okay, so you looked up something my studies, I mean the first two pages of google.
Speaker 2:Okay, so we did the same thing, okay, no, I didn't do that, so I just looked up some fun facts on your candy okay, I did one phone.
Speaker 1:I did like two fun facts and I was like, yeah, I'll do the rest, the other ones I just knew yeah yeah, it was a little bit of a heyday week.
Speaker 2:Um, you want wanna talk about your week Before we get into it? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:So my week it's pretty boring. I feel like you know We've been having to work On the weekends and everything, so that's kind of like that shit kind of lame.
Speaker 2:That shit got a lame.
Speaker 1:That shit lame, but hopefully it pays off in the end, you know. Right, it's money yeah, it's money, I guess, but damn, that shit fucking sucks bro.
Speaker 2:No, we we've been the same way.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, same way and uh, I guess, I guess that's pretty much it. I mean I'm pretty excited about um. I mean obviously I'm christmas is my favorite holiday, so I mean shit, like y'all say, my Christmas tree is up, so what y'all? So what? So what? So what's the issue? Here, I look nice, though Thanksgiving is there, but shit bro, you can't have a nice Christmas tree on Thanksgiving, shit, nah. But um Nah, I'm pretty excited and looking forward to uh, thanksgiving, like even who looked at me dead in the face.
Speaker 2:How do you decorate?
Speaker 1:for thanksgiving. No, no, no, I mean. No, I mean in general, I mean I mean, that is the next step.
Speaker 2:You literally only decorate for halloween and then move into into. Y'all can't say nothing to me. Amazon already has their christmas right they already know it's fair, it's fair, it's fair, it's valid it.
Speaker 1:It's valid. I would track the supply. They already had Christmas shit already, like a week before Halloween.
Speaker 2:True, no, no, not for real, yeah.
Speaker 1:But now I'm looking forward to Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2:You know I'm really excited For that food. Really, for that food, we're going to do a food review too.
Speaker 1:We're going to have all that too. We, we're going to have all that too. We're going to talk about uh favorite dishes and stuff like that. But right, that's later, that's later. Um, I'm looking forward to uh. Thanks, I mean christmas. Damn, I said it twice, uh, christmas, because uh, that's my favorite holiday, bro.
Speaker 2:That's like better holiday, good holiday I love it so much.
Speaker 1:I know some people don't like it. I mean, to each their own. I understand why some people don't like it. Like the whole thing behind like well, nobody really celebrates what the real reason of christmas is and stuff like that. But but I mean, that's, that's. That's neither here or there, bro. That's like everyone gets their own celebration thing. Yeah, that's pretty much it, though, bro. How about you? How's your week been? How you doing? Uh?
Speaker 2:basically the same thing. It's been a little, uh, you know a little. We just you've been working, just the main thing. Uh, I just didn't want to say Overall everything's been the same. But I'm going to let them know about what. Remember when I called you after I left?
Speaker 1:last episode.
Speaker 2:So last episode, after I left, I was going home and I seen what I thought was a dude crossing the road and then he had a bright red shirt or something like that on. So as soon as my lights hit him, I'm expecting to see a dude still there. I was going over a hill. I expect to see a dude there. I go by where he was walking but there's nobody there. Gone, gone After I got done saying I don't want to see that shit no more. After I got done saying that shit.
Speaker 1:Oh, you want it. That shit like an algorithm, for that's the all you want. That's like an algorithm For real, for real. All you want is to be one.
Speaker 2:They listen, they listen. But yeah, I just want to say that before I forgot it.
Speaker 1:How's everything been, though? You been good. Yeah, work's been good.
Speaker 2:Work's been good, too good, way too good.
Speaker 1:But that's good to have a busy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're complaining, but around this time you low-key. You want that.
Speaker 1:You want because this is where you get all the sales. But this is where, like, all the electronics is on sales, all the the the pc, the pcs are on sale, no, but they come in a bunch of promotions and everything, bro, so it's it's nice to to like uh, get your bread up for like stuff that you wanted to get and everything for sales and stuff yep, just like.
Speaker 2:Just like he said yeah, I'm trying to get myself ready for that PC. I'm excited for that.
Speaker 1:I am excited for that I'm excited for you too, bro. The content will come in after that I know bro, but you got anything else going on. Everything been pretty good. Yeah, nothing happened to work.
Speaker 2:No, nothing happened to work. Let's see.
Speaker 1:No, nothing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's been like I said once you lock in Billy, once you lock in, I know, brother Days just go by. It goes by so quick. I was just telling him it feels like a fever dream. I don't know what day I'm on, I just know it's not the right day.
Speaker 1:I know, today doesn't feel like a Tuesday, huh.
Speaker 2:Well, it is because we usually record on Sundays, yeah, so yeah, that's on me. I had a week, I had a week weekend, and then, like the time, changed too. Oh, it did time change. Huh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Because I've been feeling like I've been getting a lot of rest lately.
Speaker 2:Me too. I'm like man Okay, okay, that's what it is, okay, okay, never mind. Okay, I'm feeling it, my bones are hurting. The road's been looking a little crazy lately.
Speaker 1:That's what it is.
Speaker 2:I've been bleeding a lot.
Speaker 1:My asshole been bleeding what that mean, bro?
Speaker 2:That means you didn't use lube. Use lube.
Speaker 1:I'm new to this, bro. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, Nah. But oh shit, oh shit.
Speaker 2:Oh shit.
Speaker 1:Okay, nah, but what was I going to say?
Speaker 2:Oh, I don't know this has been a crazy week.
Speaker 1:It's been a crazy week, I know you've been busy, so no, bro, I haven't been.
Speaker 2:You haven't been busy At work. Yeah, yeah At work.
Speaker 1:At home, Bro. I really haven't been up to much lately, bro. I mean, I just feel like I'm existing right now, bro Right you on autopilot. Yeah, it feels like a fucking dream bro.
Speaker 2:You wake up and everything. Yeah, you just wake up. Weird. What do you do all day? I don't know, but I did something.
Speaker 1:Right, I'm fucking getting put into the fucking Matrix, bro. It's a fucking robot, bro. I just feel like a robot doing the same shit, bro. That shit gets bad, bro it's not hard, especially you.
Speaker 2:I think it's just time you do kind of lock in, you do just kind of be, I'd be out of here. You get that thousand yards there, bro. No Around this time. Around this time Really Not too crazy, but you do just lock in around. You know you buying a lot of stuff. You want to get your bread up.
Speaker 1:For real.
Speaker 2:You know the holidays, you know yeah.
Speaker 1:That's what it is, bro, I agree.
Speaker 2:Can't think about it. You just got to work.
Speaker 1:I know, right, if you think about it, then you get, you get sidetracked, you get caught up in In too much bro. But um, let's go ahead and kick this episode off, alright, so we're going to be ranking top 10 favorite candies of ours Personal Lay. All right, you want to go ahead?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I started over 10. I said no 10.
Speaker 1:Oh, yours is right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'll write mine. No, I'll write mine, oh I don't know if I'll write mine. I'm just going Okay, overall, oh yeah, oh yeah, that's what you want to do, yeah, alright. So no, no, no, I'm ranking mine. I'm ranking mine Cause I'm ranking yours too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, y'all.
Speaker 2:I'm mean to make a point out of this.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, alright, let's see what the viewers Gotta say about this, this bullshit.
Speaker 2:Alright, number 10 for me. Or just, you know just one out there Kenny Corn. I should have put that that shit over back. All right, number 10 for me. Or just one out there Candy corn. I should have put that that shit over there. No, I'm just playing Hershey's, just any Hershey's candy really Nah, that's too broad bro. Okay, specifically.
Speaker 1:Do you have Hershey's on there more than once, or is it just Hershey's in general?
Speaker 2:Just Hershey's in general. I just feel like the chocolate overall is overhyped.
Speaker 1:It's good, don't get me wrong, it's good. Okay, I can see that. No, I can see that. I can see that.
Speaker 2:But overall you got a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1:The almonds ones do be slimy.
Speaker 2:The almonds ones is the best one Growing up as a kid.
Speaker 1:Almonds ones is the. It was the almonds right.
Speaker 2:Right, the almonds were like fancy. For me, at least for me growing up almonds were like the fancy one.
Speaker 1:Oh, you got that one. I got two pieces of candy for that.
Speaker 2:Looking at yours like damn, I got the regular one.
Speaker 1:I got the nasty one. Don't even want it.
Speaker 2:no more Shit will fuck up my whole mood as a kid.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, oh damn, Is my battery about to chill already damn. All right, it's cool bro, we're just gonna keep talking. Oh, oh, that shit just lets you know when they cut. It's all good bro, fuck it bro. We're just gonna have to do with that video then. All right, peace out, john.
Speaker 2:It's all right, I'm gonna get the tripod and then, okay, yeah, we'll be good, we'll be good, yeah, it's all right but um, what's it saying?
Speaker 1:uh, yeah, the hershey's, like it was, like the regular one was okay then the almond one was like game changer that, that was it came over cookies and cream.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay cookies and cream was good for a minute, for a minute, and then for me it was just a little bit too much. It was just a little a little bit too much.
Speaker 1:I can see that.
Speaker 2:I can see that it was just that almond one. The almond was just go with it. Out of all of them, out of all them. I was a little weirdo. I like the dark chocolate ones too.
Speaker 1:No, dark chocolate ain't too bad bro. I'm not gonna say it's the best, but low key bro. A little piece of dark chocolate every now and then don't hurt nothing, bro. Ha ha.
Speaker 2:Who playing with fire? No, yeah, it's just. That was just for me. Do you have any?
Speaker 1:fond memories about that Like did you ever like? Scam your brothers for that.
Speaker 2:For that last piece. Nah, bro, we counted our pieces, bro, we were all scammers against each other. Bro, Can't nobody get up on nobody. But just just the first time really getting the first time really getting that almond one game changer for me, I still remember it was at a.
Speaker 2:It was at a full line right before we left. I seen it, I'm gonna get it. She said, alright, that was rare, that was rare. That's probably why it tastes even better. That's probably why, really, cause you were allowed to get it, cause I was allowed to get it yeah, why? But no, it was good game changer, but I wouldn't say it's, it's up there. Compared to my up to, to, to the rest of my list, it ain't up there. Really, it ain't up there. This is me, though no, I.
Speaker 1:I can see that, bro. All right, let me. Let me give you my go ahead number 10. Go ahead. All right, I'm gonna give you my number 10, and then I'm gonna give you the usa okay, okay my number 10 is like the tootsie pop or like the tootsie roll.
Speaker 1:Damn. Number 10 okay, because that shit, the tootsie pop, bro, was fucking slap bro. It was like the biggest lollipop you would get, bro, and that shit was so good. And then, when you like, bit down into that thing and got like that other piece of candy on the center, bro that the Tootsie, the Tootsie in the center. Or like the Tootsie Roll I love the Tootsie Rolls, bro, them shits was fire. Bro, the long ones, mmm, them big ones.
Speaker 2:Oh Bro, those, those bro, for me, for me, those, those were just gold. Yeah, those for me the best.
Speaker 1:The chocolate was crazy, bro, but the thing is.
Speaker 2:I was like a little little crackhead, little kid, but I would, even, I would like just bite into it. Into it, bro, as soon as I get it out.
Speaker 1:It's the whole thing bro, I just sucked the fuck out of it, huh. The the tits oh.
Speaker 2:Oh. Oh Nah bro, I need to text you. I only suck a Snickers bar Suck Because it's got the vein on your butt. Vain down, it's like an upside down.
Speaker 1:No, dude, pause, Pause, pause. Nah, too late for that pause. What you think, though, like.
Speaker 2:The tits Nah I fuck with them. Nah, I fuck with them, bro. We used to get the big bags.
Speaker 1:Okay, but the little ones though.
Speaker 2:The little tootsie ones, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the little tootsie ones, Okay.
Speaker 2:Wait, there were other sauces.
Speaker 1:They had like little ones, and then they had like the long ones.
Speaker 2:I see the Grand Otote bro.
Speaker 1:Oh, the tootsie, the bro. I fall in those bro. It's just something about I would.
Speaker 2:I can't even say it. Really, something about, something about popping by four in your mouth and I'm just chilling. Nah, you can't even say it. Nah, you can't even say it.
Speaker 1:Nah, nah, nah, nah who said I used to let that chocolate just get into that is not.
Speaker 2:Let the record, let the record show. That's not what I meant.
Speaker 1:Nah, nah, nah, I can't even say it, I'm just reading his mind, y'all I don't even like him, no more. I don't even like him.
Speaker 2:I never had Tootsies.
Speaker 1:I never had them, but he's showing me letters on his phone of what he really saying. I'm reading what he's saying on his phone.
Speaker 2:Here's the mastermind Behind this.
Speaker 1:Did you have any crazy stories About the Tootsie Rolls?
Speaker 2:Not about the Tootsie Rolls. You can't get too crazy With the Tootsie Rolls.
Speaker 1:Nah, I mean, yeah, I don't really see that, apart from just.
Speaker 2:Just putting too Too many in your mouth and just how much could you Fit in your mouth? Depends how big they were. Pause, pause, pause.
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Speaker 1:Listen to the right right I feel like all right, so let tell me what you think. How good of a bargain like like how much weight do you think a hershey's had? Bargaining wise like you think that would be like a good offer like for bargaining for bargain.
Speaker 2:Hold on what you mean.
Speaker 1:Hold on, hold on like say you had all right, say I had, say I had two tootsie Rolls two long ones right. And I guess one of Hershey's with almonds, and say someone had a better candy than I wanted.
Speaker 2:There's no better candy. Who else is going to have a better candy than that?
Speaker 1:No, no, no. Let's say, some dude has a full size.
Speaker 2:No, not enough you trying to bargain the Hershey's? Are you trying to?
Speaker 1:bargain the Hershey's yeah like bargain for-.
Speaker 2:You can't bargain with the Hershey's. That's like a $100 bill. Yeah, okay, that's like a $100 bill. Who you going to bargain with? Who got changed? Nobody got changed.
Speaker 1:Nobody got changed. Now I'm trying to think of a good candy that you would bargain for If you got the other Cause. Then I don't want to throw my next game, alright, a Twix, like a Twix or like.
Speaker 2:You see what I'm saying Okay, because like say, you got.
Speaker 1:Three Hershey's, but you got no Twix. But you want a Twix.
Speaker 2:You got three Hershey's, no Twix. You think it'd be a fair trade?
Speaker 1:For one Twix. One Twix for one Hershey's With almonds, though. Is that a fair trade With almonds? Do you think it has that much weight to make that a fair trade?
Speaker 2:Hey, almond and Hershey's for one Twix, that's what. I'm saying For one, two, two sticks of Twix, two sticks of Twix.
Speaker 1:Two sticks, Two sticks. I'm savage bro. Let me open up that thing I'm trying to get. I'm trying to barter this shit like I have what do you think though, like how do you think about that Like?
Speaker 2:one for one, you switching.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like one bar for one bar If you switching, that's fine.
Speaker 2:That's fine, if you really want that. You think I'm going to lose that much weight.
Speaker 1:I think so, like one Hershey's, I tell you this Not to get into our list.
Speaker 2:But let's be real here, in the chocolate world, it's all chocolate. We about to explain the economy with chocolate bars.
Speaker 1:We about to solve the whole economic crisis with candy right here at Cosmic Cove.
Speaker 2:Oh fuck this shit getting deep.
Speaker 1:Hold on, hear me out, though, bro, hear me out.
Speaker 2:You get a Twigs, you get a Kit-Kat, you get a Hershey's that's the same value.
Speaker 1:All right, wait repeat that.
Speaker 2:Twigs, Hershey's and kit kat.
Speaker 1:Yeah, same value, same value.
Speaker 2:They all hold the same way, they all hold regular hershey's or almond hershey's, regular, uh, any hershey's, any hershey's. Same with kit kat, same with kit kat. I mean, I really haven't had too many different kit kats variations.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, um, I don't know. So that would be the that'd be like your hundred dollar bill.
Speaker 2:That's your euro usa currency. That's the USA currency, right there, really.
Speaker 1:Damn. So that's what you hold those at.
Speaker 2:That's what I hold those at. If you coming out, you pulling up with with the ones you you were just talking about I forgot the name, that shit slipped my mind the little chewy ones, what the fuck are? They called Tootsies.
Speaker 1:You pulling up with some Tootsies, you, not Nichols, bro, that shit is made Nichols, nichols, nichols, I'm like you can't even.
Speaker 2:You can't bargain with those. You get a hundred of those you might. You might be able to do something.
Speaker 1:I might let you bite it once, right, you can. T-rolls don't really have that much weight in currency-wise, if you want to put it in that aspect.
Speaker 2:But you're talking about. You just got back from Halloween. You just got done trick-or-treating.
Speaker 1:Somebody pulls up. You just got done slinging Right, done working. You just got done working really For real bro.
Speaker 2:Walking all down them streets, exposing yourself, danger to yourself, going to get kidnapped by a widow, and somebody comes up to you and they try to exchange a Tootsie for for Hershey's or Twix? Yeah, that's not fine, that's just not, bro.
Speaker 1:Just think about it you're not gonna do it. You're not gonna do it. I agree, I agree alright, what's your number?
Speaker 2:nine bro number nine number nine oh, number nine was Twix. Damn Twix was number nine for you Twix was number nine. For you, twix was number nine.
Speaker 1:Look, I got some heat.
Speaker 2:I got some heat. I got some heat.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, okay. Was there a difference between the left and right stick? Is there a difference between the left and right, bro? Because I know there was like a whole campaign we used to figure that shit out.
Speaker 2:We used to try to figure that shit out all the time. And we would eat it too quick. We'd be like, oh, we're worse than Trump it tastes insane.
Speaker 1:Bite the left one, but I would bite both of them, bro, still have the left one in your mouth, and then bite the right one. It don't taste the same to me. Y'all, let us know. Is there a difference between the left side and right side of Twix? They had that whole commercial and everything. That ad and everything.
Speaker 2:It almost got me. I don't fucking know, I should have brought some.
Speaker 1:Y'all let us know in the comments.
Speaker 2:Hold on, I'll be right back Commercial break.
Speaker 1:Let me give you my number nine, then. Go ahead bro, my number nine is it's a Mexican candy.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Okay, the tamarindo On the spoon bro.
Speaker 2:On the spoon. Okay, I thought you were Going to say another one. I thought you were Going to say another one, that's nine, for my English listeners Out there. I don't even know, describe it, describe it.
Speaker 1:Imagine a plastic spoon. This is a classic, though, with candy On the spoon.
Speaker 2:Right, wrapped up in plastic With the rubber band To hold it all together.
Speaker 1:It was beautiful, it was beautiful, it was beautiful.
Speaker 2:Amazing Simplicity. What more do you want? What more do you want you?
Speaker 1:get that on a Sunday night, Low key bro. What the fuck was we thinking, bro? How could you do like that?
Speaker 2:Micro plastics, the fuck. The fuck you think I'm worried about that.
Speaker 1:As soon as I finish the tamarind, I'll be chewing the fuck out of it.
Speaker 2:I'm chewing the fuck out of that spoon for real. I'm getting every little bit of tamarind off that spoon. Shit tastes good too. You throw it away without eating it. You wasting, you wasteful as fuck. You never struggled in your life.
Speaker 1:But low-key.
Speaker 2:I don't feel like that has as much bargaining power either, though that you pull up with that's like that's like maybe quarter, we give it quarters, I give it quarters, I give it quarters what about the twigs?
Speaker 1:what do you put that currency in?
Speaker 2:the twigs is the same. Remember twigs? Oh shit, that was the dollars.
Speaker 1:That was the no but I'm this this ranking right now is just like flavor wise. But I see what you're doing with the, with the currency exchange yeah, it's just for me personally, hersey's like the last thing I picked but it's so hard to juggle between having the chocolate and then having your sweet stuff what you mean, because it's like it's like a whole different range, like I'm gonna use another one butterfingers right, like there's like different ranges of chocolate.
Speaker 2:Okay okay yeah, tier chocolate which ferrero, ferrero right, like the Ferrero which, or whatever it's called somehow didn't make it to my list, but I fucked up, I fucked up, I fucked up alright, I'll be ending our episode today.
Speaker 1:Thanks for no. But like, yeah, like the gourmet, I guess, if you want to call it that chocolate compared to like. There's like levels of chocolate, if you're really a connoisseur of the chocolate.
Speaker 2:Of the chocolate. Exactly, exactly.
Speaker 1:But what'd you say it was, yours was a what.
Speaker 2:For me number nine. Yeah, Twix.
Speaker 1:Oh, Twix.
Speaker 2:Okay, twix, all right.
Speaker 1:What's your number? Eight Eight.
Speaker 2:Just like we just got done, talking about Reese's Cups.
Speaker 1:Oh, you put Reese's Cups in Reese's Cups. Damn bro. You must have some good candy, Bro. I got something to eat, bro, I got something to eat, bro?
Speaker 2:You're not going to like some of these. You're not going to like.
Speaker 1:I already know you're not going to like it, I ain't even going to say it, bro. You giving me shit for my friend. Yeah, chat Me even says I'm going off. I would say it too Damn. So you said, reese's is number eight.
Speaker 2:Reese's, for me Reese's Cups, because they got the other stuff. You know, they got things, they got a.
Speaker 1:They got like the chunky big cup.
Speaker 2:They got payday too, like a payday type thing.
Speaker 1:Oh, take five, Some shit like that, the Reese's stick or some shit like that.
Speaker 2:They got that too. Yeah, for me. Reese's Cups. My father keep doing it, reese's.
Speaker 1:Cups was solid, though I didn't mind those. There's something about that chocolate and peanut butter, that little crunch right, it's perfect. I used to hate it.
Speaker 2:I used to hate it. I don't know why, I don't know. I just started after a while, but I ain't gonna lie. I bought like a couple of them, just indulge myself ate one, then ate another one, then you blacked out.
Speaker 1:Woke up like five candy wrappers on your belly.
Speaker 2:I know I got more. No, it is good. It's really good, though it is really good. It's creamy. It's just that's on top of that, Just what we were saying about the levels of the chocolate. It's a good, I ain't going to lie.
Speaker 1:Hershey's for me. Sometimes you open up the wrapper, it smells like straight ass. Think about that next time, bro. Low key bro. Think about that, bro. Hershey's do be smelling like ass sometimes. Shit be smelling like ass, bro. Wow bro, bro, why the fuck?
Speaker 2:is Hershey's smelling like ass? It should be pissing me off, bro. It should be pissing me off, bro, low key, I never thought of that Everybody just realized why am I like this? I asked one day. I realized Wait, this is Girl, you got Hershey's Over here. This shit smell like Hershey's. This shit smell like Hershey's.
Speaker 1:Damn, bro, hershey's do be stinking A little bit, huh. That must be why it's good On my crazy own. Ay, I ain't say it's good, but um, with the nueces. Ooh, nah, chill out. So what you have for A what?
Speaker 2:I didn't say it was good With the nueces. Ooh Nah, chill the fuck out.
Speaker 1:So what you have for eight, all right number eight, bro, Another Mexican candy bro, the Paleta Rocaleta bro, nah, bro, nah, nah, he bugging it, he bugging Nah nah, mine's not ranked though. Oh, yours not ranked. Okay, yours, yours is. I just gave you like a list of 10.
Speaker 2:They're not ranked, you're right, you're right, I'll rank them.
Speaker 1:Who's about to crucify me? You're right. Who's about to grip my shit for?
Speaker 2:all the English listeners out there.
Speaker 1:This was like a candy that came out of Mexico.
Speaker 2:That's like a lollipop, but it's like had to put you on, how to put you on yeah, yeah, yeah, how to put him on for real bro.
Speaker 1:So there's like layers of it, though there's like layers on top of layers on top of layers. Y'all look it up on google, type in uh, paleta rocaleta yeah, rocaleta, uh type in rock, literally rock el leto el leto literally rock.
Speaker 2:Just put it in rock A letter.
Speaker 1:Spanish candy, mexican candy, it'll pop up. It'll pop up. Latinx candy, right Nah?
Speaker 2:We were having a good move, we were talking good, I'm a no side with K Bro.
Speaker 1:I don't even, I don't even reside with y'all, but I don't even sit at the same table as y'all. What you talking about?
Speaker 2:y'all what you talking about, y'all.
Speaker 1:Y'all's over here.
Speaker 2:Little twang in your voice as he said y'all.
Speaker 1:I sit at my own table.
Speaker 2:We're losing it.
Speaker 1:We're losing it. We're losing it. After hours, bros, the moon's out.
Speaker 2:We just got off work too, we, you just got off work, that's right, that's right. Who said I used to be standing in the middle of the living room looking nowhere?
Speaker 1:No, but that lollipop is so good, bro. It's just something about it, bro. That shit is like when you bite it. It's just. I can't even explain it.
Speaker 2:The fact that it has layers. They break off. It's such a satisfying way of eating it. It is spicy. It has definitely layers of spice too. It's such a satisfying way Of eating it and it's spicy it has definitely. There's some spice too. It's a good spice. It's not overwhelming. It's salty, a little sweet At the end of it, the core, it's a bubble gum.
Speaker 1:Is it a bubble gum? Yeah, it's a bubble gum. Who?
Speaker 2:Swallowed that thing. We didn't even chew.
Speaker 1:I used to just bite it and just Click that sound. I used to just bite it and just click that sound.
Speaker 2:I used to suck a little bit. You feel like that? Who sucked through all?
Speaker 1:them layers. That thing's got like 100 layers.
Speaker 2:We went from 9 to 100 layers quick. The body was just so satisfying.
Speaker 1:The body. Just you could feel that you went through the layers.
Speaker 2:It was soft. What did it feel like? It's not like a Tootsie Pop. What did?
Speaker 1:it feel like no, it is soft, it's not like going into like a Tootsie Pop or like a.
Speaker 2:You know what it reminds me of. You know the restaurants, you know the big circle, the big gumballs.
Speaker 1:Like the jawbreakers.
Speaker 2:No, they had jawbreakers and they had, like the gumballs, that you could bite.
Speaker 1:Oh, the soft ones.
Speaker 2:The soft ones Like the 25 cent machine, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's like almost what the layers is, without turning into gum. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:That's what it kind of feels like yeah, I can see that, I can see that.
Speaker 2:A little bit, it has its own texture. It's nice, it's good.
Speaker 1:Y'all try it out and let us know what. Y'all know what I'm talking about. Y'all agree with me, or am I tripping y'all?
Speaker 2:Y'all know it's good. If y'all don't like it, message me.
Speaker 1:They be on them, masapanes and Duvalines, chill, chill.
Speaker 2:Chill, I give you Masapanes.
Speaker 1:I give you Masapanes, masapanes, ass. For those who don't know what Mazapan is, let me describe it.
Speaker 2:Let me describe this atrocity.
Speaker 1:What is it Like a hazelnut candy. I thought it was peanut butter.
Speaker 2:Like peanut Hold on.
Speaker 1:Let me look at it, bro. I got a whole phone right here.
Speaker 2:Y'all ever did the cinnamon challenge. That's what that is. That's what Fantastic that shit was dissolved into nothing.
Speaker 1:All right. It says Mazapan is a sweet, soft paste made from almonds and sugar. It's a traditional food that's enjoyed around the world, and it's often used in cakes, chocolates and festive shapes. Masapan is made by cooking almonds and syrup together, then cooling and crystallizing the mixture. I mean, I used to like it as a kid, as a kid, as a kid, because I ain't no better, because I ain't no better.
Speaker 2:That's why I got full hate for that thing.
Speaker 1:I'm not that fond of them no more, bro. But I know so much people that be like you got a Masapan. You got a Masapan, Bro, you can take that. Hungry motherfuckers, that's pennies for me bro.
Speaker 2:Right, it's a big candy. It won't hold its value.
Speaker 1:That shit crumbles as soon as you open up the thing. I'm trying to open this shit to make sure it's a whole piece of my saffron, bro. The moment I open it, the moment I even touch it, that shit crumbles.
Speaker 2:That shit. You look at it, it crumbles, it's gone. You can't do nothing. I fucking hate it. Like I said, it's like the cinnamon challenge. Try eating that shit.
Speaker 1:You can't. What would you rank the brocaleta at currency-wise?
Speaker 2:That shit like a gold bar bro, really that shit like a gold bar bro. That shit, not even the bill, that shit, not even that's a gold bar bro.
Speaker 1:Oh, low-key, low-key, bro, bro, I'm not trading that shit for nothing bro.
Speaker 2:I'm not trading that shit.
Speaker 1:I have to start pulling out real money, bro, for real, you're going to have to give me these $2,.
Speaker 2:Bro, we're not changing, bro, we're not trading shit.
Speaker 1:Give me $2 and at least touch the tip. Huh, huh.
Speaker 2:Huh. You didn't know how to bargain bro Got molested, you did't know how to bargain.
Speaker 1:Got molested. You did not know how to bargain. Come with me, bro, I'll show you the way. Nah, what was over there? Nah, this how you do it. This how you do it. Pull up to the girls. Ha ha, you want to do La maleta? Nah, shit, you already know Two dollars and then Touch the pee pee a little bit.
Speaker 2:Nah, that was a whole menace that was a whole menace A whole menace. It was a whole menace. That's why he never had rocaletas.
Speaker 1:Uh-huh, he got the rocaletas. Get them shits away from him.
Speaker 2:Bro. I think he was still there when I bought that big-ass bag of.
Speaker 1:Bro, I remember, you remember when we went? Oh yeah, I was there, we were there after work, right You've done it plenty of times. I have we lived together, but you even did it. Oh wait, we were still living together.
Speaker 2:Yeah, bro, I used to buy. I don't buy one, I don't buy two. I buy bags About 20 in the bag. Whatever shit is so good though, bro, you can't stop eating it too. You got to tell yourself like chill, Chill bro, Chill bro, this is a candy bro it's so satisfying, it's so Y'all get it. Y'all get it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we have ended up too much, bro. Right right, right On my phone.
Speaker 2:Sour Skittles for me. Okay, Seven seven Sour Skittles. It's good.
Speaker 1:Was that Skittles as well, or that just like Just sour? You don't like regular, regular.
Speaker 2:Skittles. I'll take sour Skittles Over regular Skittles Any day. That's just me. That's just me. I like that little. I like the sourness. The thing is Of between what the sour Skittles and regular Skittles Not like In the sour Sour Skittles.
Speaker 1:Is there a difference Between like each color Like the flavor wipes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like the red one different from the green one or something. Yeah, there is a difference. There's a difference, but the thing is I don't know how people eat Skittles. I usually just get a handful fucking chuck in my mouth and just.
Speaker 1:Just bite them, just bite them.
Speaker 2:I do the same thing, but the sour ones will keep cutting my. They'll be cutting my shit, bro, because I be doing too much of it. You said this one, so good, I be fucking up my shit. I ain't gonna lie. My mouth be fucked up for days out the lane.
Speaker 1:Them sour ass skillets with that coat up as soon as I finish.
Speaker 2:I'll regret that shit, bro, that shit, my shit. I be like that all day, bro. That shit be fucking up my shit. That shit be cutting up the roof of my mouth, like my cheeks be all fucked up because that shit be so juicy. Like they so good, they so good.
Speaker 1:I'll take those old regular Skittles, I'll take them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they were pretty good, Bro, you got that.
Speaker 1:What's that currency worth?
Speaker 2:That's like $200 bills bro. Nah, that's like two that holds two, so you would trade a whole. Think about it a little bag of sour skittles, little bag. Oh, we're talking about little bags. That's right? Yeah, because they wouldn't. I forgot. I forgot about little bags. I get the share size. I always get the share size.
Speaker 1:I'll never get little bags like a regular size of skittles, like a regular size, that's right.
Speaker 2:That's right. That's 100, that's 100, that's another 100, that's 100 for you, a regular size. If we're talking about regular size, that's right. I don't know, bro, I have twigs.
Speaker 1:And somebody's like I trade you my twigs for, but it's because I don't like sour candy.
Speaker 2:You don't like sour candy. I hate sour candy. I like sour candy, but no, I hate sour candy. But sour Skittles weren't bad in my opinion. I did.
Speaker 1:I hated warheads bro, I can't stand when people eat them. I used to like them a little bit as a kid.
Speaker 2:Just imagine it, just imagine that little.
Speaker 1:I just hate sour stuff now, bro, At the time it was rewarding. After you got through the sour part, Damn, this shit is sweet. Then I started realizing damn, I really hate sour shit Because. I'm looking forward to the sweet stuff at the end Okay, okay.
Speaker 2:Well, you do kind of have a sweet tooth.
Speaker 1:I got a mad sweet tooth. Bro. It's going to be the end of me, Right.
Speaker 2:Chill, chill. I'm fucking Me.
Speaker 1:Two years later, he lost a leg, guys.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry. I'm still going to eat it. No, but I think they're holding about the same value, I guess. Yeah, at least me.
Speaker 1:About the same weight as the Hershey's bar as the top three. Yeah, oh man, it's only because I'm biased about the sour brown. I could see where you're coming from.
Speaker 2:For me. Yeah, I could see that being a fair trade If you got a Twix or if you got a sour one sour Skittles.
Speaker 1:I'll two eggs for, or like any of those for, for that, like I will, I will, I'll trade that. I'll trade that. I could see, that, I could say, I could see that let me see what I ain't gonna say.
Speaker 2:It has more, more, uh, more than the other ones, but wait, did I?
Speaker 1:oh, my next one was a reese's cup as well, oh it was okay, okay, so we out there, we out there okay okay, I'm giving you well, if you get the same one I do, then I'm just gonna tell you that I had the same one on my list.
Speaker 2:Alright, that way I ain't gonna do it again. Okay, so I got, I got Duvalinas, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. I used to eat Duvalinas, no spoon. Y'all already know what it is.
Speaker 1:Who worked the fuck out there Toe. This shit was like.
Speaker 2:Bro, that shit good as hell Look.
Speaker 1:Explain to all the English listeners what a Valine is.
Speaker 2:Listen what a Valine is. A Valine is essentially I don't know what the fuck it is. It's like it has a consistency of, of like a Of a pudding Like a, like a lemon, lemon pop, custard.
Speaker 1:But they had two different kinds. Well, they said at the time, they had the strawberry and vanilla, oh, strawberry and vanilla, uh-huh oh. I like the vanilla and they had the vanilla and chocolate.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I like the vanilla.
Speaker 1:See, yeah, that's which one would be more.
Speaker 2:For me? For me, it would be the vanilla and chocolate.
Speaker 1:Vanilla and chocolate. Okay, that's valid Low-key. I did like the strawberry one, though, bro they're all good.
Speaker 2:They're all good really, but for me, for me Now, would it hold the same value as the other ones?
Speaker 1:No, I'll go ahead and say no, hold on. It says, but it breaks down what the fuck it is like legitimately bro.
Speaker 2:Oh, the ingredients.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like all right. Duvaline is a Mexican candy that contains milk and soy.
Speaker 2:Some say it's like a frosting. Frosting. There it is, that's the word.
Speaker 1:So all my English listeners out there just look up Duvalin Like D-U-V-A-L-I-N Duvalin. It's like a little kid on the front with the hat.
Speaker 2:You know what? I'll look up all the pictures and everything I'll send to you. Or I'll look up all the pictures and everything I'll send to you, or I'll put it on Instagram.
Speaker 1:Oh, bet, bet, bet, bet.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we can put that, we'll put the candies and the names the candies the names and everything on Instagram.
Speaker 1:I can do that. Yeah, that's a good idea. So they can have visual because I'm a visual learner, really, yes, I'm saying yes, I ain't doing shit.
Speaker 2:I ain't doing shit, yeah.
Speaker 1:So jump over to the Instagram and check the candies out that we is talking about Right?
Speaker 2:We about to put them up there. We about to put up, we about to bring out some heat, we about to bring out some If. I had my camera up.
Speaker 1:I would have thrown it up on the video, but the video is not going to be there for this episode.
Speaker 2:But, Bro, I like them. But I'm not trading you one of the $100 bills for a four-door Valene, bro, Maybe for a four-pack you give me four of them maybe.
Speaker 1:Four-door Valenes is for what? For, like a Hershey's.
Speaker 2:For a Hershey's bro, bro, you telling me, you telling me, bro, you telling me, something pulls over one or two-door Valenes Bro.
Speaker 1:Get that fucking shit out of my face. Bro, talking about something Dude, about lean bro, you better.
Speaker 2:Shit, piss your whole this shit. Fuck up your whole day.
Speaker 1:You better tickle me For two minutes. What?
Speaker 2:the fuck Is with the extra work. Who wants it, who wants it? I make the trade.
Speaker 1:But you gotta tickle, you gotta chase me around In front of my crush.
Speaker 2:He's not, even he's not.
Speaker 1:He's not even training, he's not even training candy. There's a whole dude I'm making a trade with. He's chasing me in front of my crush. Bro is recruiting people with candy.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, bro.
Speaker 1:You got to let me choke you out in front of my crush, bro. That way I make a fair trade. You got to make me look tough.
Speaker 2:And from the huss is crazy. That is a fair trade.
Speaker 1:Who choked out their friends for the heist. No, don't tell me about the betrayal. This is the story of betrayal. You can't talk about that. That's the dark ages. We're going to forget about that.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:Y'all just did not know how to bargain and hustle this candy bro.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this man doing more than just regular favors.
Speaker 1:Bro, I'm trying to get top of the candy Me at the playground. It's going to cost you like you just got to blow on it just one time.
Speaker 2:Nah.
Speaker 1:Who say you got Me in the special ed room?
Speaker 2:he's the one that wanted to go out to play. Yo rest his man like the.
Speaker 1:Duvaline, bro, like low key though I ain't gonna throw too much hate on it. Bro, for all my Hispanics out there, that shit did slap, but that shit just did not. My Hispanics out there, that shit did slap, but that shit just did not. That shit was just like gone too fast, bro, that shit was not it was.
Speaker 2:It was gone too fast.
Speaker 1:Like literally, I could like take two scoops of y'all.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:Or like sometimes I'll try and take the whole thing.
Speaker 2:Who took the whole thing? No, you got to enjoy it. That shit would teach you patience. That shit would teach you patience that shit would teach you. I say that's a bite through a whole rocaleta through nine layers.
Speaker 1:That's a bite through nine layers like a chipmunk the person making the rocaleta pulls a little like chart down. We're gonna add nine layers. That way it's like eating nine pieces of candy. That way they can enjoy nine layers of candy. Y'all goes up, buys the thing, bites through the all layers.
Speaker 2:I have none. I will have none. Of these Bite through 81 layers 81 candies, they wasn't too bad, I'll admit, exchange value. Don't got a lot of exchange value but I'll take that over Hershey's and all that.
Speaker 1:Mine was a Hershey's Cookies and Cream on here.
Speaker 2:Hershey's Cookies and Cream Okay.
Speaker 1:I used to be obsessed with it.
Speaker 2:Was it Cookies and Cream? I was. It was like a phase. I was about to say that it was a phase, it was for me, and then, all of a sudden, I picked it up one day.
Speaker 1:It wasn't the same, it wasn't the same. It just Now that you think about. I'm about to lock my memory Low key, bro, because I remember I ate a Hershey's cookies and cream not too long ago and I was like this shit tastes like ass.
Speaker 2:Oh, you had it recently. Yeah, it don't taste as good.
Speaker 1:It might just be because, you know, as you get older, your taste buds change as well, so that might be the same.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that makes sense, because now I'm not really a big fan of chocolate. I used to be. I used to be, I used to love chocolate. Now, like my sister, she was just trying to give me some chocolate. I was like I'm good, she would have not got that bag back when I was younger. But I was like, no, no, you keep that, that's it. It just didn't satisfy me, it just didn't do the job For me.
Speaker 1:if I had a Hershey's Cookies and Cream, like cream, like, let's say, like let's just talk full-size candy bar glass, that'd be a tough trade for me to give that up, bro, like you're gonna have to give up something good, like some ass or something, bro huh what's it?
Speaker 2:what's it what you mean by that? What's you mean by?
Speaker 1:that. What's it mean by me after everybody in class just passed out the candy and everything? Yeah, y'all gonna have to get some acid. Y'all want this? Come on. Nah, bro, like I don't think I'm gonna trade my hershey's cookies and green, but I don't think I would trade it. I'd tell everybody no now. Unless it was my crush, bro, I might. Oh, doing it for the huh, I was a lover boy back then, bro.
Speaker 2:Oh, he was, oh he was.
Speaker 1:I was a lover boy, nah, man.
Speaker 2:This thing right here, let me tell you not to.
Speaker 1:I'll be floating bro, four feet off the ground, floating Whole Cupid out there Whole exotic Cupid bro.
Speaker 2:This man, I this man.
Speaker 1:I really found out, I do queer.
Speaker 2:That man was like that he was. He was a nice. Uh, who said I was I? I, I am a nice dude.
Speaker 1:Nah, he was an okay.
Speaker 2:Nah, I'm just messing with you, Nah he like he had like that eye for detail, type shit.
Speaker 1:Right With that bob. Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2:y'all, know y'all yes, now, bro, it's like back then, like as a kid. It's all different, bro, you know.
Speaker 1:It's like that puppy love shit. You see, everything with the, with the rest, with the red glasses, yeah. But like I said, bro, if it was my crush, like oh, I like that, I didn't get that I might trade her, but she gonna have to give me some heat back, bro, like something good, like give me the Twix or give me the Reese's Cup oh, okay, I ain't know where that was going no, no, no, no, I ain't know where that was going, or hold my hand for like a little bit just down the hall in front of my homeboy that hand be sweating.
Speaker 2:That hand be sweating she talking about some eel I should've used this when I was walking Down the hallway in school. I should've used this To be sweating In that good old Rubbing. Dry that shit off On your jeans.
Speaker 1:Yo jeans, I don't know You're supposed to use that day back pocket To dry your hands.
Speaker 2:Nah, that back pocket crazy.
Speaker 1:Nah, I'm just joking. That shit ain't got no ass back there. When we was little kids, bro, who had a dump truck back in the day, no one me you low-key bro. This is valid shit, certified shit's set up, that's a lot no, but that was that it. You just hold that cookies. That was a bill for me.
Speaker 2:You just hold the cookies and cream. You just hold that to your. That was a bill highest standard.
Speaker 1:I see, just hold the cookies and cream. You just hold that shit to your-. That shit was a bill for me, to a high standard. I see it. I see it. $100 bill right there. Yeah, if you're talking about back then.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I see that, I see that, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Because that shit was different, Brian.
Speaker 2:Way different. It changed up the game when they came, when I don't even know. I just remember one day, just Right, literally just. I don't know if it's always been there or what, but Nah, it wasn't over there yeah. Right, it's just they just dropped them one day, right, it was just there. That shit was just so good. That was I got. I used to get all my candy at Fulon. I remember that shit.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah okay, look bro, go ahead, go ahead, talk, talk bro. Look you telling me you're full. It has a whole almond on it. You eat it, you feel joy.
Speaker 1:I was talking to the people at work and they were like, yeah, chocolate's this and that this, and then they're like they got quiet and they're like, except almond don't like.
Speaker 2:I'm enjoying the full moment. Y'all like almond chai, it's a whole almond. You eat it, you feel joy. How can you?
Speaker 1:not like it, but that's coconut, yeah, coconut. A lot of people, a lot of people don't like coconut.
Speaker 2:I like coconut.
Speaker 1:That's the thing so if I had an almond joy, would you trade your sour skittles? I would damn, I would damn bro, and think about this, think about this.
Speaker 2:Think about yeah, yeah for me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm enjoying for me, what would be your currency?
Speaker 2:I'm gonna be five, bro you get, because I'm enjoying even the big like, even the big one it only comes with two, it's only two.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, yeah like two regular, just two regular two.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it only comes with two, but I'll take that any day over a sour Skittle.
Speaker 1:Okay, that's it.
Speaker 2:for me that's just like my cookies and cream. You feel me?
Speaker 1:I can't even talk shit about the Almond Joy Low key bro For me.
Speaker 2:I used to be obsessed with the dark chocolate, almond Joy, the red packets.
Speaker 1:Dark. Yeah, he's a whole criminal right here.
Speaker 2:That shit was good, I don't know I can tell you, try it.
Speaker 1:That shit good as hell, I can tell that trying shit gonna kill me bro, you live, you get superpowers, I can fly. Now that dark chocolate like stings, bro. It should be stinging a little bit. I used to feel groaning in that shit bro. That shit was like coffee bro.
Speaker 2:I eat that. I feel like I'll sip a little cup of coffee just looking out my window, just yeah, just eating that dark.
Speaker 1:This man is a whole criminal.
Speaker 2:That shit is good but that shit is good, my almond joy is all in all, bro.
Speaker 1:I like as a little kid. I didn't like it like yeah, okay freshman year in high school was like damn low-key bro.
Speaker 2:These do kind of slap a little bit I don't remember when I had my first one, but I just know, know I had it and I was like, yeah, this, I think somebody gave me one at church or something and I was like yo, what the fuck is this? What is this?
Speaker 1:Oh, eye-opening.
Speaker 2:That shit hit me like that. I was like oh shit, I saw it evolving, I could feel it. Saw the DG evolving, saw that I got claws I can transform.
Speaker 1:I felt the first hair on my nuts.
Speaker 2:That shit came out, that shit went. It was sitting, it was sitting on it, it was sitting on it. I remember that shit. I felt grown but I just Yep Talking to my mom, talking about hey, let me drive real quick. I was like 12 but I was feeling it. I was feeling it.
Speaker 1:Alright, well, you ready For my next one? Go ahead, bro. Go ahead, bro, dots.
Speaker 2:Dots, yeah Dots. Ain't no candy, yeah oh.
Speaker 1:Dots, uh huh, let me show you.
Speaker 2:Dots. No, I know what you're talking about. No, you don't know, I know what you're talking about. Nasty ass dots, Dots. You could have said oh, Mike and night. You could have said Mike and night, you talking about dots. You could have said Mike and night. You have freedom. You have freedom to say whatever you want. Who said dots, I ain't gonna lie On candy, on candy On Halloween. I'm fucking bitches up though.
Speaker 1:I thought you said you were gonna use those to just throw them at people.
Speaker 2:You can. You can that shit a weapon itself, that shit hard as hell.
Speaker 1:That's the beauty of it, bro. You can eat it and throw it, bro. You can't get more versatile. Who throwing a Hershey bar? You're right, not me. Who throwing dots Me? Who eating dots Me?
Speaker 2:Off the ground Me.
Speaker 1:Who getting their dick touched because of dots Me Nah.
Speaker 2:You touch yourself for some dots.
Speaker 1:We evaluate your life, nah nah nah, nah, because I was on Facebook one time and I saw this girl make a post. She was like I know we all suck dick, one time from McChicken. I said nah why she spitting?
Speaker 2:That's my chicken. Why she spitting? I've delivered my chicken once or twice in my time.
Speaker 1:You know times be tough sometimes, especially in the economy nowadays. So you just got to do what you got to do to survive. You know you cannot not eat.
Speaker 2:If you want them a chicken, get them a chicken.
Speaker 1:But the extra mayonnaise, extra mayonnaise is a bollock, you get my chicken.
Speaker 2:If you suck a tasteful bowl of my chicken, you get extra mayonnaise on my chicken. Just throw yourself off of Britain. I'm just like fuck it. Now we got to make a mental health announcement.
Speaker 1:Give me the extra mayonnaise, bro. I'll cradle the balls, bro, no cap.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I got my chicken in my back pocket. Okay, since when was the time of my chicken, spicy or regular, my chicken?
Speaker 1:Bro, but they really don't be having the spicy like that though. They got it on right now, but like regular basis-wise.
Speaker 2:Oh, basis-wise Okay okay.
Speaker 1:I really don't think you could, because obviously people would be like spicy Okay. Or we don't think Because that's like the McRib. Some people are like, oh, I'll take my rib over a Big Mac.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you this If I pull up, they got the McRib Back in the day I would have got the McRib nine times out of ten. Now you don't get it but it's because they don't make it the same. They don't, you're right.
Speaker 1:But it all depends on the McDonald's you go to.
Speaker 2:That is true, the one by my house Fucking ass McDonald's crew.
Speaker 1:I fucking hate Each and one of y'all.
Speaker 2:Every single one of y'all. It does not take much.
Speaker 1:To get it right To get my McRib Go to the microwave, nuke it for like 30 seconds and then give it to me.
Speaker 2:Nah, I'm just playing. Nah, they're excellent people, y'all are amazing people. Don't spit in my food, but uh.
Speaker 1:No, i'ma stand on my 10, fuck y'all.
Speaker 2:Nah, I ain. They used to fuck up my shit, but the spicy chicken is the only thing they get. Right, that's the only thing I get. I've had amazing results. Amazing. Should be juicy. Each time I got to get one. Should be juicy, spicy, warm, crispy, perfect. Every single time I used to go there and order my chickens. You rolling the dice.
Speaker 1:Now that you mentioned that, I remember one time mcdonald's came out with like a guacamole burger guacamole oh, they did that thing that shit was so good, bro. I went to like this one. I ain't gonna say where was that? Because I don't want to disclose my location.
Speaker 1:Right triangulate your location I went to this one mcdonald's and I got the guacamole chicken sandwich, whatever the fuck it was. They gave me a slice of limon, bro, like a slice of lemon, a wedge of lemon, like inside my little burger thing, bro. I did not feel like I was eating at McDonald's, I was like shit, mickey.
Speaker 2:D. You ain't gonna make a D's I see you, Ronald, I see you big bro, you went to Senor McDonald's, bro, senor McDonald.
Speaker 1:Bro lemon wedge.
Speaker 2:Lemon wedge, Bro. That's crazy.
Speaker 1:I remember the avocado ones.
Speaker 2:I remember that. The guaca, I remember that, it was some shit like that. Yeah, yeah, I remember that, but the lemon wedge is crazy though yeah, I had a whole lemon wedge, nah, I believe you. I'm trying.
Speaker 1:I don't know if it was something that they were supposed to do or something that just they decided to try At that location. Because I don't think they had a bunch of Hispanic people working there, Because low-key. I feel like they would maybe change it up a little bit. Okay, if it was predominant Hispanic people working there. Yeah, yeah, yeah maybe I don't know. I know what you're saying, though like if I pull up to a predominant Mexican McDonald's. Can I get a torta de carne asada? Please, let me know.
Speaker 2:I confirm you cannot. I pulled up to one what they say yes, hello welcome to McDonald's.
Speaker 1:I can say this, I can say this God damn it. Who's gonna?
Speaker 2:come to me. God damn it. He beat me. He fucking beat me to it?
Speaker 1:Do I? Do I become the most hated Because I speak the truth?
Speaker 2:They hate what they don't understand.
Speaker 1:Nah, I'm just messing, but I love my Hispanic people, I love my Mexican people, bro, I fucking know Y'all already know Y'all Mexican people, bro.
Speaker 2:I fuck nah, y'all already know Y'all Mexican. Y'all really know Y'all number one hater and another Mexican. Really, and that's just something To be proud of, really. Nah, you right, bro. Fuck all y'all Mexicans bro.
Speaker 1:Fuck all y'all, bro, y'all be talking so much shit About another Mexican Me the whole time. It's the Peaches tasteful to my liking, indeed.
Speaker 2:Yes, now I'll tell you this I say nobody will talk more shit about a Mexican worker than another Mexican worker that does not work in the same field. That do not work. Go same field, that do not work.
Speaker 1:Go ahead. Construction Go ahead. Let me one-up that one. You think a Trump supporter talk shit about Mexican. Let another Mexican talk about another Mexican.
Speaker 2:Pinch of cara de un opale bruh, no se hace si the amount of hate at construction site, it is crazy.
Speaker 1:Bro, like low-key bruh, they be Sorry we getting off topic, bro. They be like aiming for your throat, bro. It is insane.
Speaker 2:Right it be out-of-pocket jokes. It's 6 in the morning.
Speaker 1:Jokes, jokes.
Speaker 2:Nah, we swinging. After this 6 in the morning you tell me some shit like that Whole project getting shut down. Fuck that Whole project getting shut down. Fuck that Whole project getting shut down.
Speaker 1:Bro, I'm just going to nod my head, okay.
Speaker 2:Bro, it's crazy, bro, I'm getting that port-a-john bro.
Speaker 1:That shit, that elbow dive is going to look crazy from the fifth floor down bro.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you what, though All that job's getting done on time, all that In spite of all that hate, shit's getting done that day. Shit's getting done that day Not because you want to, but because you behind the scene, you need to hurry up before you get fired. The true way. The true way.
Speaker 1:Nah, but sorry y'all, we got sidetracked. We got a little sidetracked Let me give you the currency of my dots.
Speaker 2:I know you're not considering currency for that.
Speaker 1:No, no no Pennies, that shit pennies to me.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, if I'm being real, it's just like pennies. Okay, okay, okay. Like somebody said I trade you dots, but I'll tell you what I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1:I slapped that shit on my face.
Speaker 2:Those are some pennies I would like to take, though, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Nope, I don't want it that bad. This shit just turned into a Note Jumper podcast afterwards. Y'all be sure to check out my links afterwards.
Speaker 2:Hold on, bro, let me get fucked up. But, like, if you do, talking about like, what can I get with these dots? I'm willing to work with you. I'm willing to work with you, you feel me.
Speaker 1:It depends on who. No, if you got dots.
Speaker 2:if all you got is, dots, it also depends on who it is, bro. I mean that too, If it's somebody.
Speaker 1:I don't know, get them dots out of my pocket. Well, no, it is something, bro.
Speaker 2:You don't know where he got those dots from.
Speaker 1:You don't know where he. He already just picked them up from people throwing them.
Speaker 2:The amount of the dots he do find, just throwing them across. They just litter the streets. They litter the streets, bro, but you have them. That's all you have. You're trying to get something better.
Speaker 1:All right, I wouldn't let the man work his way. I don't let him. I look out for him.
Speaker 2:I ain't going to do it all the time. I ain't going to do it all the time, I ain't going to do it every day, but if all you have is dots and I just so happen to have a couple loose skittles in my hand, I'll make the trade, just as long as he goes and tells his cousin.
Speaker 2:I said hey, bro, Tell him to add me on MySpace On some real kid shit. Brother, that is the most kid shit ever Talking about touching your friend. Hey, does your sister still like me? Does your sister still think?
Speaker 1:I'm cute, oh shit, all right, next one, next one, bro, next one. What you got, what you got.
Speaker 2:Here's where we start getting good bro. So this is Mexican candy low key bro but my english speakers or people that may not know translates to grilled chicken. What it is is a lollipop with the grilled chicken on it.
Speaker 1:It's it's literally just candy. A turkey, though it looks.
Speaker 2:It does look like a turkey, don't it looks like a turkey? It's just not because it's the chicken is open nah, bro, you think it looks for me it's a chicken. It's a chicken. Um well, I'm gonna keep it, uh, but yeah, it turkey chicken. It's spicy. It's like uh, I don't know if it's tamarind, is it tamarind? No, I don't think it has tamarindo in it. I think I don't know what kind of spice it is, but it's really good, that's a chicken oh yeah, sorry.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, you're right, that does look like a chicken, but I mean like look like a turkey, though like I I can see a turkey I can see the color of a turkey.
Speaker 2:Oh, but yeah, it's just spicy, it's just really good. It's a hard candy, it's a hard lollipop. It's just spicy, it's just really good. It's a hard candy, it's a hard lollipop, it's a lollipop, okay yeah that looks like a turkey.
Speaker 1:I guess like a rotisserie chicken or like a roasted turkey.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this look like a boiled asado candy. Yeah, not too spicy. Really good, it has a really good flavor.
Speaker 1:You can't say nothing bad about this candy. You can't, bro. That is some heat, that is some good heat right there.
Speaker 2:It's just overall, I wouldn't trade for it. I mean, I wouldn't trade with that.
Speaker 1:I should say you don't have nothing. That's like a gold bar. You don't have nothing that I want.
Speaker 2:I already got this. You can't top that.
Speaker 1:Who said that's the million dollar bill?
Speaker 2:that. Who said that's the million dollar bill? That's the million dollar bill. You can't. That's, you know, like the uh, what is it? Million, there's million ways to die. The movie when they bust out the dollar, like the actual dollar bill. You ain't see that part with, uh, the dude from um family guy, oh, you can see that. Uh well, he made a movie where it's like a thousand or a million ways to die and it's like an old west and somebody pulls out a $100 bill and nobody has seen the $100 bill. Everybody's excited over it. That's what that.
Speaker 1:Pollo.
Speaker 2:Tosado is Not a lot of people know about it. Not a lot of people fuck with it or pick it up because they don't look. Compared to all the other candy, the packaging is simple.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it is simple.
Speaker 2:It's just a clear wrapper, that's it.
Speaker 1:Low-key though them. Pollos asados, bro, the candy, that shit.
Speaker 2:It's just good, that is just.
Speaker 1:Oh, bro, Like say, I'm trying to think of a scenario If somebody came up to me and was like I'll trade you my Hershey's for a pollo asado for a pollo asado. Nah, fuck, no bro, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Like the flavor profile is so different, have I had some?
Speaker 1:despair, Like, say, I had like four.
Speaker 2:If I had some dots or something, yeah, I'd throw him the dots. Or if I had some, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1:Nah, if I had like four pollos asados and he had like like a Twix or something, he's going to have to up it, bro, I'm going to have to up, you're going to have to throw some more it would be a fair trade then If somebody was trying to work up to a player.
Speaker 2:I mean it also depends on what you do. Do you want that? Because if you're coming up to me talking about yo, can I get a piece of something? No, the answer is no. The answer is let me get a Hershey. I got a Hershey. No, no, bro, no, not happening, Low-key, I can All right.
Speaker 1:I will probably trade a pollo asado for a rocoleta.
Speaker 2:Okay, but that's Okay. That's within the same range, though that's like a gold bar for a gold bar.
Speaker 1:Low-key, though you're getting a better end of the deal for.
Speaker 2:Rocaleta. Rocaleta is just higher, bro, because it's bigger yeah.
Speaker 1:And then the pollito asado or the pollo asado. Candy is like small.
Speaker 2:It is smaller but it's got flavor, but it is really such a good flavor. It is such a good flavor.
Speaker 1:Damn that shit.
Speaker 2:They should be making your mouth water.
Speaker 1:What's your currency?
Speaker 2:wise for it. That's like a gold bar or some shit. Bro, I'm not trading that shit.
Speaker 1:Like I said, if I want something, you know you can get anything you want, exactly, exactly. There you go.
Speaker 2:That's if I want something.
Speaker 1:Huck said that's the American Express.
Speaker 2:That's the metal car you throw that shit. The black car you throw that shit out. Sound like that what you got.
Speaker 1:The popcorn ball Popcorn. You didn't like those Popcorn ball. You know what I'm talking about, though, right?
Speaker 2:We wouldn't have traded. We wouldn't have traded. But this isn't ranked, though you keeping all your candy, you keeping all your.
Speaker 1:Bruh, I would trade a lot of my candy, for popcorn balls. Nah, for real, I love them bro.
Speaker 2:Okay, I'll tell you this. Okay, let's be fair, not all my yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to trade it for popcorn balls.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you this I haven't had a good popcorn ball. I don't know what the standard is on them, but each one I've had. I'll throw this to the side.
Speaker 1:That's probably because people probably saved them from last year, bro, because low key, not a lot of people gave them out. Okay, like it'd be rare.
Speaker 2:If you got one, yeah, you should see it like way back, like, way back, like now. I haven't seen those in like.
Speaker 1:Give me that shit, then Give me that.
Speaker 2:I'm remembering that shit and I wanted it. I did want it because it was cool, it was something different.
Speaker 1:It was different, yeah, because nobody really, but I don't know if it varies from brand to brand, or if it's just one single brand but the ones I had didn't hit the popcorn ball, currency-wise would probably be.
Speaker 2:It is big too, though it is big too, that shit probably be like a five, like a five.
Speaker 1:Okay, abraham Lincoln.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1:I know I wouldn't bring nothing to the bargaining table, but if somebody was to come and trade me like a popcorn ball for some of my candy, you take the popcorn ball.
Speaker 2:Okay, I can see a trade happening. I see it battling.
Speaker 1:I respect it On some shark shit bro.
Speaker 2:I respect it. I'm here to make a deal. I respect it. You know I can't hate on it. Like I said, I haven't had a good experience with it.
Speaker 1:I'm going to have to get you something, Because I was talking to Blanca about this episode, or my girlfriend about this episode, and she was like I guess she thought we were gonna like each get the candy.
Speaker 2:I was thinking about that and then we all eat them and try them, but I figured we didn't want to. Yeah, I didn't want to be chewing inside, like in the mic and everything. I was gonna tell you that too, but I thought about it.
Speaker 1:I was like, yeah, I mean, I could cut that stuff out but it's all right, next time next time because we can.
Speaker 2:We can always work, because these are pictures, we're gonna throw them up there, so they they know yeah, yeah, yeah, I cannot be eating all that candy for every, I know bro, every single piece of candy. Can't do it no more. If I was younger, if I was younger, I'd do that shit. I can't do that shit no more.
Speaker 1:All right, what you got next.
Speaker 2:Oh, that Number three, top three, we in top three now Nerds clusters. Oh, no the clusters no, get the fuck out of there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're good, but they weren't bad. Yeah, they weren't bad.
Speaker 2:They put them on a rope. Rope. Rope is good too. Rope is good too. A rope is.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you getting into some gold bars for real bro, like Low-key nerds or a rope gold bar currency, in my opinion, bro.
Speaker 2:That's what the whole the cluster's with, bro, if I get a bag of clusters.
Speaker 1:They were solid. Bro, Is that gold bar currency? That's for me. For me too, bro, for me too, that's for me bro.
Speaker 2:You can only trade with something that's the same league with that, bro, and that's if you want.
Speaker 1:Somebody came up to you season the Twix. All three, all three.
Speaker 2:I think I might let it go for all three. I might, just because I want more candy.
Speaker 1:Okay, just because I want more candy, that is valid. That's pretty valid.
Speaker 2:I don't really want them. I'd much rather have my clusters. But I can get three full pieces. I'll take that. I'll take that.
Speaker 1:That's simple math.
Speaker 2:Simple economics. Simple economics, that's simple math, bro. Simple economics, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Alright, that's fair, bro. Alright, my next one, M&M's with almonds, with almonds.
Speaker 2:One of those almonds. I thought it was peanuts. Oh, peanuts, sorry.
Speaker 1:Okay, peanuts, Because I think they do have almonds.
Speaker 2:I think the yellow bag, but you're talking about the yellow bag with peanuts.
Speaker 1:Yeah, my fault, because I think they do have almond ones. I think the yellow bag, but you're talking about the yellow bag, yellow bag with peanuts.
Speaker 2:Those are really good Because.
Speaker 1:I used to like the regular ones, but when they came with the yellow bag I said ooh.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I agree with you 100% on that.
Speaker 1:That's another gold bar for me, bro. That is really good, it's satisfying.
Speaker 2:It's satisfying to eat them.
Speaker 1:It's not too sweet because of the peanut it cuts it. It's not too sweet, it's just good.
Speaker 2:It's a real good candy. You say Gold Bar for you, that's a Gold Bar for me. I agree with you. I was going to say you can't trade nothing for that, really. Number two, tamarindos, the one I'm talking about are the red ones.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:It's a hard tamarindo flavored candy with a soft like a chewy puree type of tamarindo paste in the middle. I didn't describe it good, but it's really good, really really good it's called.
Speaker 1:They have one called.
Speaker 2:They have different brands, yeah.
Speaker 1:Real.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that one, that's a precise one.
Speaker 1:How the fuck do you say that Reirinos, reirindos.
Speaker 2:Reirindos, yeah, reirindos.
Speaker 1:Bro, why the fuck y'all calling it like that, bro? Just say, just say, reirindos.
Speaker 2:Like that. It's the Rienos, the Rienos.
Speaker 1:Oh, like this one. Oh, no, no, no, it is that one, it is the same brand.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, that's the one, that's the one. Yeah for me, Bro. You got a couple gold coins in your pocket with money, with those you walking around with the Spanish gold coins. You can trade up anything you want with that. You walking around with that shit. I wouldn't say it's a gold bar in its weight, but you got gold coins in your pocket with that. You got money with you.
Speaker 1:All right, I'm just going to give a breakdown of what tamarindo is.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Well, tamarind candy is a type of sweet that is produced from the fruit of the tamarind tree, which usually grows in the tropical areas such as Africa, india and some parts of Asia. But a bunch of Mexican candies are based from tamarindo.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the rocaleta, I believe, has some tamarindo in it.
Speaker 1:Now I saw a question Is it healthy or not for you?
Speaker 2:Who the fuck asked you that?
Speaker 1:question. Although it has fewer calories and less sugar than any other types of candy, it is still candy, making it the least nutritious form of tamarindo.
Speaker 2:Let me tell you this when you shove it five pieces in your mouth, you're not worried about if it's healthy or not. For real, bro, that shit is just the way it crunches, the way it dissolves. Oh bro, just the taste. Oh bro, just those tasty leaves. I can taste it right now.
Speaker 1:Fuck, I should have got some of those. Oh shit, mine was Twix, my next one was Twix, so we already discussed that, we good.
Speaker 2:Twix is good, though we established that I'm going to give you Number one for me Was Rocaleta. Like I said, we already established that Rocaleta. Like I said, I got those. You bringing me four pieces of candy to trade that shit I'm not giving you. Just can't, you just can't, you just can't move that around like that I know right, you can't, you can't lose that you winning.
Speaker 2:You winning with that. Like you need double, triple what you got, like it just holds its weight. Like I said, if y'all haven't tried it, I highly recommend y'all try. It's game changer it is good. It is good your credit score gonna go up after eating it, like I promise you. No, your teeth gonna be whiter. You don't have to do taxes after you do, after you eat it all right, let me give you my last one candy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this is this is the epitome of society. This is what's wrong with kids nowadays. Exactly this. Exactly this. The free speech movement is getting out of hand. He should not be allowed to say this. It's his house, but he should not be allowed to say it.
Speaker 1:Let me tell you a fun fact about candy corn. It was originally called chicken feed. It was produced in the 1980s. It was only called that because it resembled chicken feed. It was produced in the 1980s. Okay, it was only called that because it resembled chicken feed for real. Not feet, yeah, feed feed. Yeah, f-e-e-d. Yeah, but low-key bro, I love me some candy corn bro, just the, just the complexity of the candy itself, simple yet complex, hated but most loved.
Speaker 2:You know, each color is a different flavor, right?
Speaker 1:Is it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I looked it up. It was one of the facts I had right here. I've seen it. But yeah, I can guarantee you each one they say each one is a different flavor.
Speaker 1:Like each color. Each color is a different color, not each one, my bad. They say holy shit bro, holy fuck this shit like strawberry, this one tastes like ass, literally somebody shoved it up their ass, damn.
Speaker 2:Let me give you some little quick facts, because I did look it up.
Speaker 1:Little fun facts for Halloween. Little fun facts, candy, all that good stuff.
Speaker 2:Like I said, I fucking despise this candy, but this my man's right here, so I had to do him a little justice. Just since it's candy, there's a candy corn day on October 30th.
Speaker 1:Damn. I wish I would have known that I'm about to dress up as a candy corn next year, all right there you go, we got it down.
Speaker 2:I'll dress up as a candy corn killer. It's going to be a good episode. It's going to be a good episode. So October 30th, candy Corn Day, put that in your calendars. It was originally handmade. Yeah, commercial machines from today, commercial machines, formed each kernel, but back in the 1800s the original candies were mixed and formed by hand. A lot of work, a lot of work, a lot of work.
Speaker 1:It makes perfect sense why it's one of the best candies to have.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this is. This is propaganda. I will not stand. I will not stand for this. Uh, today it is owned by jelly belly candy corn. Is what the fuck is that jelly belly? The people that make jelly beans? Oh shit, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1:As much as I love candy corn, I never get candy corn. Why?
Speaker 2:I was about to say I don't think I've ever. You've constantly told me you like candy corn. I've never seen you eat candy corn. This has been nothing but lies For years, just lies. Has he even Ate candy corn?
Speaker 1:Holy shit, holy mother, hold the fuck up, hold up this man. Nah, nah, nah, I like it bro, I swear, I like it.
Speaker 2:He's like he's never had it. Nah, nah, nah, like elementary school.
Speaker 1:And everything. But I swear bro, I used to love the fucking.
Speaker 2:Probably be like the presidential commercials. He says he likes candy corn. Probably be like the presidential commercials. He says he likes candy corn, but he's never had candy corn. We checked his bank statement he's never bought candy corn.
Speaker 1:I love candy corn and I've never ate it before. This has been a paid promotion by Yayo FYB.
Speaker 2:The Andy Candy Corn Association.
Speaker 1:I am Yayo FYB and I approve this message about to run a campaign next year name. Another candy that you can decorate with. Who's going to have Hershey bars hanging from their jelly beans.
Speaker 2:You got green and red. It's for you can decorate with that orange. You got all kinds of colors.
Speaker 1:I haven't seen nobody decorate with no jelly beans. What you decorate with with candy, you got all kinds of colors.
Speaker 2:I haven't seen nobody decorate with no jelly beans, what you decorate with candy corn, what you use candy corn for.
Speaker 1:You can make a little hanging thing, bro. Let me show you. What's that about Gingerbread houses? Wait do they use candy corn on gingerbread houses.
Speaker 2:Let me see. I've never built a gingerbread house Candy corn. We should make a gingerbread house for the. Make a video out of it.
Speaker 1:Boom. Oh wait, this is legit. That is a Okay, see.
Speaker 2:There's this fear monger in there. That's best he. He has no facts. It's a low calorie snack. Is it healthy? No, but it is low calorie. As long as you contain your munchin to under 14 pieces, you can enjoy them as tasty as a tasty 100-calorie snack 14 pieces Somebody made a whole car with the candy corn.
Speaker 1:Yeah, somebody made a fucking car yeah.
Speaker 2:Who the fuck is doing that with candy corn? That's all it's good for. It's not meant to eat.
Speaker 1:See, look, that's what I was talking about. Something like no, because those are actual earrings.
Speaker 2:He has nothing.
Speaker 1:Look, you could set some candles, candy corn.
Speaker 2:Yes, let's make some wax fall on the candy corn so nobody consumes the candy corn. See, he is trying to prove a point that does not need proving. Look, ew, I would shoot that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I got nothing, huh, Well. Well, it makes sense that you wouldn't decorate with it because it's so good. I'm so fucking denial.
Speaker 2:No, no, what's another fact that you got no fact it's a well obviously it's a halloween favorite. Let's get to the candy coin.
Speaker 1:Who will it?
Speaker 2:ask who is it?
Speaker 1:You heard it here first. Ladies and gents, One of the most popular Halloween candies.
Speaker 2:It takes the second place only to chocolate and it's the number one favorite in Oregon, texas, tennessee and South Carolina. It has states.
Speaker 1:It has states I'm amazed. I ain't gonna lie, I'm amazed by that.
Speaker 2:It has states. It has states I'm amazed, I ain't gonna lie. I'm amazed by that.
Speaker 1:It has states and one man, y'all are kidding Fucking weirdo, north Carolina you know how the Call of Duty Black Ops 2 map had like the people slowly online. It'd be like it showed everybody and then like Just a little dark.
Speaker 2:He is solely keeping them alive over here, jesus, somehow, without buying them.
Speaker 1:I can see the executives having a little meeting. Guys, we got to close the branch down in North Carolina. No, the man, the one man that we're supplying, he's buying all our supplies.
Speaker 2:I can see it. Jesus, fuck, how, how, how is it still a thing? They said it never stopped since 1800. Never stopped. Exactly, steal a thing. They said it never stopped since 1800. Never stopped. They got bought, but they never stopped producing them, which is fucking.
Speaker 1:It's true, it makes perfect sense. It doesn't. You can't take away greatness. Greatness lasts forever. The legacy it shouldn't. It shouldn't, it should die Let it go Nah, bro, If candy corn goes away. Halloween.
Speaker 2:No, bro, candy corn goes away. Halloween goes away. He said Halloween goes away. No, who's going to steal candy corn Like the Grinch? Doesn't prove a point.
Speaker 1:Right. If there's no candy corn, there's no Halloween. I swear.
Speaker 2:Just out there.
Speaker 1:Look, I'm going to throw something at you. Listen, halloween. What you think of candy corn?
Speaker 2:Pumpkins, damn Pumpkins, for late too. What's pumpkin's?
Speaker 1:Poor late to Candy corn. Damn Rob cooking, huh God damn it. You only comment Because I can, if you bring up Something that says Halloween, somebody's always Gonna say Candy corn.
Speaker 2:Who the fuck Gonna say who? Who's gonna say Candy corn who?
Speaker 1:Let me ask somebody who comes to buy Candy corn Damn.
Speaker 2:Guys, this isn't a party without candy corn guys.
Speaker 1:Oh man, this party's so lame. It would be so cool if we had candy corn.
Speaker 2:Guys, guys, I got candy corn.
Speaker 1:Wow, this party's amazing.
Speaker 2:I'm shooting myself tonight. This is my 13th reason why.
Speaker 1:Candy corn. Literally, it's supposed to be candy.
Speaker 2:Just a candy corn On the page Just taped on there.
Speaker 1:Candy corn. It has like it's got like a blood spatter Right beside it.
Speaker 2:There's a gun Stolen beside it Smoking one Right beside it. The detectives Will be stoked, but they got the red and pink ones. Oh, it's called a Cupid corn Valentine's Day. Get that out of here.
Speaker 1:Get that shit out of here. Get that shit out of here.
Speaker 2:I'm saying nah, there's you, there's you, there's you.
Speaker 1:That's the other side that's like people trying to make greatness into something. Bullshit bro, nah, nah, nah, nah, that's bootleg stuff. Get that out you know what?
Speaker 2:but number one is is Valentine's candy corn, the cupid corns, my favorite, my favorite, absolute amazing they taste like nah, bro, that shit, that shit.
Speaker 1:What Absolutely Amazing. They taste like Nah, bro, that's that. What does it taste like?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was about to say, let me see. Oh, it doesn't say what it tastes like, but they do have a red, white and blue Freedom Corn 4th of July. This 4th of July, I might get into it. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1:I might get into some of that Freedom Corn, you speaking over there, brother I feel a little bit more american the moment. I start seeing some some freedom corn around here, low-key, right, like you're at a, like a barbecue or whatever like fourth of july celebration. You know it'd be good with these burgers and hot dogs freedom corn freedom corn, but I mean, that's what they got.
Speaker 2:I don't know what it tastes like. I don't even know what Candy corn tastes like.
Speaker 1:Play-doh Like excellence.
Speaker 2:Play-doh Tastes like play-doh.
Speaker 1:It tastes like Sex in your mouth Tastes like unseasoned play-doh.
Speaker 2:What like what?
Speaker 1:in your mouth. Like sex, bro. It tastes like sex. It's like, bro, you pop you pop Molly, bro you done.
Speaker 2:Ecstasy is like that, bro. Who said they be running on some candy corn?
Speaker 1:nah got that man sweating. A blue chew is like candy corn, I promise, oh yeah we lost him.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we lost him. I swear it is, that's your, that's your artery clogging up from all the, from all the candy corn oh shit, now you make me think.
Speaker 1:If you eat candy corn, is it just like corn? Does it come out whole? Again Shit. When you take a shit, do you sit there and look at your shit?
Speaker 2:before you flush the shit, do you digest the corn or do you digest the candy?
Speaker 1:The candy corn comes out whole again. I can vouch for this.
Speaker 2:Who said I can vouch for this?
Speaker 1:I look at my shit when I flush it Just to say goodbye.
Speaker 2:Wait, pixel didn't happen. Pixel didn't happen Pixel.
Speaker 1:That's my last goodbye. Pixel never happened, Bro. Let me tell you about the big shit. No, I'm just joking. I need sizes. I need measurements and I made sure to let it come out slow. All right, all right, yeah, that's candy corn activities.
Speaker 2:right there, that's candy corn activities.
Speaker 1:What you got bro.
Speaker 2:What you got. All right, it used to cents a pound Cheap candy. That's what it is. That's what it's telling me Cheap candy. It's cheap candy but it's good, cheap. I don't know about good, it's cheap. We'll agree to disagree. They make and sell. How is that a fact? We know they make a lot of it.
Speaker 1:Literally just says they make and sell a lot of it, did you?
Speaker 2:know they make a lot of it. Did you know? Did you know? Did you not get a clue from the endless bags in the candy section? There's a debate on how to eat it.
Speaker 1:Some people eat the bottom first. Oh, that's what they're referring to. Okay, okay okay, okay.
Speaker 2:Some people do believe they should be nibbled from the narrow and white end down to the white orange end, and there are a few people who start at the bottom and work all the way up.
Speaker 1:Me personally. I just eat the whole thing, that's what I said. Yeah, so why debate when? Who?
Speaker 2:said. Who said why make simplicity complex?
Speaker 1:it's simple. It's cheap for a reason because it's so great. Why are you going to make it complex?
Speaker 2:yeah, yeah, he, yeah, he's gone he's gone.
Speaker 1:All right, let me give you the top 10 us candies okay this is ranked okay right, according to the first two pages.
Speaker 2:That's all on google okay, very accurate, most accurate pages really how do you want it number one to ten?
Speaker 1:oh, put ten to one, put ten one. I would disagree with every single one go ahead milky way milky way.
Speaker 2:That's ten. That's the most basic of candies number nine skittles skittles number nine.
Speaker 1:Uh-huh, number eight Starburst, starburst. I didn't think about Starburst. I forgot about Starburst. I didn't think about Starburst.
Speaker 2:It's good, but it's not. I wouldn't put it up there. It's pennies to me it's too much work.
Speaker 1:It's a lot of work.
Speaker 2:It's pennies, for me it's rappers out of a rapper. They take too long to. They're not crunchy. They're not a crunchy candy. Who? Said Jolly Ranchers ain't crunchy, them shits are crunchy Nah because when you try to bite them they kind of stick to your teeth, they don't get the satisfying crunch, like the other candies we've had.
Speaker 1:All right. Number seven Twix Okay, twix. Number six Kit Kat Okay, kit Kat. Number five.
Speaker 2:Hershey bars Strongly disagree.
Speaker 1:Number four Sour Patch Kids. Sour Patch Kids. All right, now we're going to top three, okay okay. Number three is the Snickers. I didn't even add a Snickers to my list.
Speaker 2:I was thinking about it. But the thing about Snickers it don't feel like a candy, it feels like a snack.
Speaker 1:Like obviously Snickers is so good.
Speaker 2:Obviously it's a candy, but it's just so filling. It's such a filling candy. You know what I mean? Candy, I want more I have a sneaker. I don't want another sneaker. I'm good off that sneaker. Snickers was pretty solid, though they're good. I'm not saying they're not, but it feels like it almost feels like a meal, Low-key.
Speaker 1:I like the Snickers ice cream.
Speaker 2:Snickers.
Speaker 1:Those are really good, it's like they've changed it into an ice cream formula yeah. I like that shit.
Speaker 2:That is really good. That is really good. That's probably the best sneaker form or product.
Speaker 1:That is peak, that is peak, that is ultimate, that's ultra instant Goku, right there. Number two M&M's. M&m's are basic as hell. Basic as hell. Both Basic and peanut Verities Are popular choices.
Speaker 2:Peanuts ones Every day Often shift into number one Around Halloween. The peanut ones Peanut Regular ones.
Speaker 1:No, get the fuck out of here. Not the regular ones.
Speaker 2:Peanut ones all day.
Speaker 1:Hold on. There's people that have peanut allergies. M&m's Inside the little Toitos.
Speaker 2:Inside the little tube. They're smaller than Usually size. Those are good as Bro.
Speaker 1:You just pop that the whole thing, but low key, you could pop that. It felt like you popped that shit like a couple Times bro.
Speaker 2:It would not run out, you would.
Speaker 1:It should not have, you should not have.
Speaker 2:Three servings in there. You should not have Three servings in there.
Speaker 1:They tasted so different though.
Speaker 2:They still smell like ass. Think about it I got a little whiff.
Speaker 1:Why does Hershey smell like ass?
Speaker 2:Somebody needs to get to the bottom of this.
Speaker 1:That's the new episode title. Why does Hershey Bar smell like ass? That is a good episode title and number one.
Speaker 2:All right Drum roll.
Speaker 1:Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Speaker 2:Okay, I thought you were going to say Candy Corn, reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Okay, I thought you were going to say candy corn, reese's Peanut Butter Cups. I'll give her that. I'll give her that. I'll take a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.
Speaker 1:I know a lot of people that like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. I'll take that.
Speaker 2:My mom hates it just because of the peanut butter.
Speaker 1:Damn.
Speaker 2:That's what makes it, though, I know, but she hates peanut butter, so I love it. I don't know if Hershey should have been on that at all that was pretty good though, bro.
Speaker 1:I actually like these were solid lists. It was a solid list, they were a solid list.
Speaker 2:Your number one was a little crazy, but it's okay, we'll work on that.
Speaker 1:Who doesn't like a little crazy? I'm sorry y'all, I'm just daddy's little monster. Nah, nah, nah, y'all.
Speaker 2:I'm just daddy's little monster.
Speaker 1:Nah, nah, nah he tweaking, yeah, he tweaking. I guess it's going to wrap up today's episode. Man, we appreciate y'all listening. Let us know what y'all think about these candies. Let us know what y'all top 10. What's y'all list?
Speaker 2:What's y'all top 10?
Speaker 1:Yeah, what's y'all? Top 10 candies.
Speaker 2:Let's see where those we got listening to us.
Speaker 1:I know everybody got candy corn in there. It's okay, y'all don't have to do it.
Speaker 2:Don't let this man fear monger you when you're doing it. Don't let him do it.
Speaker 1:If I was the head CEO of candy corn, anyone that objects would be slaughtered. On Sunday You'd be hung from the town center square of each city.
Speaker 2:Jesus, that is an example to be burned a lot. No, I'm just joking. Who went, who went too deep, who started having flashbacks, started started going back to the centuries of war and and decay, to tyranny, bro.
Speaker 1:Tyranny to the kings no, but um y'all, let us y'all, let us know what y'all top 10 are, or at least let us know what top 10 that y'all don't like I let y'all say what y'all want about my list.
Speaker 2:I stand by my list. Can't nobody make a better list than me. Really, it's amazing. It's an amazing list. We like this list. It's amazing.
Speaker 1:It's like BuzzFeed Celebrity's top 10 list. That made no sense.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the moment you said BuzzFeed.
Speaker 1:I was really disgusted by the moment that he said that he really liked a pollo asado.
Speaker 2:I will fight over anybody, over some pollo asado for real, bro. That's it like I said, I haven't tried these candies. Go to your nearest Mexican store. Scratch that fucking Amazon. The fuck am I talking about?
Speaker 1:no, no, no, go to your nearest Mexican store. We gotta support these local Mexicans okay, okay, fair enough, fair enough.
Speaker 2:Support Mexican store we got to support these local Mexicans. Okay, okay, fair enough, fair enough. Fair enough, yes, fair enough.
Speaker 1:Support my gente bro.
Speaker 2:Right, my gentles, my lentils. That's right Nah but amazing people go over there. They have amazing food. You'll find some good stuff, y'all find, right? If you don't speak, Spanish, it's okay. Just tell them Go in there, look at them and say Dulce. They usually have the three-year-old daughter work in the front desk. She usually speaks English. She would translate. Don't worry about that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they got plenty, that's cheap, that's free labor right there, bro.
Speaker 2:It's family-owned, family business love those stores though Always nostalgic going to a Mexican store.
Speaker 1:For real, bro, you're going to have a good time. The atmosphere, the music, the smell, the prices, the prices, the prices, the prices. Nah, but some of them do be.
Speaker 2:Nah, some stores yo.
Speaker 1:Some of them do be gouging on price If you have a little butcher shop joint to it, it's going to hit.
Speaker 2:If they're making food in there, it's going to hit For real bro. Nine times out of ten. If they don't call us, we'll get it shut down, because we don't stand for shit like that.
Speaker 1:That's right bro, but again, y'all let us know Thanks for listening to this episode.
Speaker 2:Thanks for the love and support that y'all give us.
Speaker 1:Thank y'all so much for listening. I want to give a couple shout outs. Shout out to my girlfriend for listening and catching up on these podcast episodes. Shout out to my cousin, pepe. He listens to every episode and he, like I said, he just calls me and gives me like a little rundown on how he feels about the episode and just pretty much supporting me and everything. So you know I'm forever grateful for that and for all the people that still listen to us and continue to show love and support to us. You know it means a lot to us. Thank y'all so much like for real.
Speaker 2:I I can't thank y'all enough, but I really do appreciate it. You got, you got some shout outs. Yeah, I will get a shout out to, uh, to my family, my brothers, uh, they finally started listening. They liked it they tuned in for the halloween. They were lucky, winning for it too oh for the halloween episode.
Speaker 2:They liked it. They really did like it a lot. So I appreciate you guys. Keep on listening. I told you, I promise y'all I ain't going to talk shit. If y'all give me the secret word, let's see what the secret word is. Secret word is going to be bazinga. If y'all tell me this word, I will buy y'all lunch.
Speaker 2:Y'all just come up to me and tell me to listen to it. So they said they're going to start listening to it more. So if y'all got this far, tell me Bazinga at work, I'll buy y'all lunch.
Speaker 1:Everybody on Instagram. Going on your Instagram right now.
Speaker 2:No combo, no Bev. Small size, Small size. Nah, I'm just playing. But yeah, I really appreciate you guys. Mom shout out, she don't understand it.
Speaker 1:But Okay, uh, she don't understand it, but okay, yeah, um, but, yeah, that'd be, that's it. Um, you got any uh uh upcoming things that you want to talk about? Anything you want to?
Speaker 2:uh, nothing, I'm just trying to get all my stuff ready, just so I can start putting out more, more content. That's, that's just it. I've been working hard enough. It's, it's coming. It's coming, but there is also bills yeah, I hate those things.
Speaker 1:I know right, they bro. They never stop coming bro. But just fuck them bills bro.
Speaker 2:Just don't pay. Fuck it, bro. You right, just don't pay Fuck it.
Speaker 1:Fuck you right. They keep calling me every day. I just ignore the call.
Speaker 2:You know what?
Speaker 1:they're do what they gonna do Arrest me, oh no, you ain't gonna get your money, stupid.
Speaker 2:Me behind bars Now look at you, goofy. Now you can't get your money for real.
Speaker 1:You just gave me a free bed, dumb ass.
Speaker 2:I didn't even like my bed at my house. I got free food, free bed.
Speaker 1:I get to fuck for free.
Speaker 2:I fuck more in here than I do out there.
Speaker 1:All right, y'all, we're going to end this episode. We appreciate y'all again. Appreciate you guys Much love, and we'll catch on in the next one.
Speaker 2:Peace, peace.
