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EP 22-Mischief, Mayhem, and Memorable Moments with the COUNTRY GODS!!
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Join us as our special guests, Junior and Feral, help us navigate the week's whimsical events with their unique perspectives and comedic flair. From the allure of online shopping on Temu to a mischievous nod to notorious characters.
Have you ever tasted the world through its fermented drinks? We share laugh-out-loud stories about cultural misunderstandings and the rich histories behind traditional beverages like Mama Juana and Pulque. Our unforgettable tales include the time someone mistakenly sampled an unfinished homemade pineapple concoction, leaving them with a strong aftertaste and an even stronger story. With a nostalgic nod to family traditions and bootleg liquor, we transport you to a bygone era where secret liquor houses and juke joints were the backdrop to youthful mischief and memorable adventures.
Hold onto your hats as we recount wild rides and reckless escapades that defined our youth, from golf cart mishaps to high-speed pursuits. Junior shares his heart-stopping experiences, including a tense club encounter and the chaos of a late-night bar incident that ended in gunfire. Through laughter and camaraderie, we reflect on the lessons learned from these youthful adventures, the balancing act of parental expectations versus rebellion, and the wisdom gained from navigating life's unpredictable path. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of entertainment and reflection, promising laughs, nostalgia, and a hint of mayhem. Oh and lets not forget a nod to the country gods lol.
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Oh you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark.
Speaker 1:I was born in it, molded by it, I see death.
Speaker 3:I'm going to die. I'm going to die, I'm going to die.
Speaker 1:I'm going to die.
Speaker 4:I'm going to die. I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die.
Speaker 5:What's good people? This is a good old episode, special episode. This is Greta Repraisal. I wasn't ready, nah, but yeah, that was a good old episode. We got a special guest today. We got the homies Junior. What's going on, guys? And who else we got.
Speaker 6:Who, what? You mean you good, you good, ferrell, what?
Speaker 3:happened. Oh no, no, no, no, how you good, we got the homies Ferrell.
Speaker 4:It was two plus two was equaling five for a minute, so I had to look a little bit. It's all right though. That shit didn't make sense. That was the whole thing, clearly.
Speaker 3:It's your boy, Reverend Chin.
Speaker 6:Chin, it's y'all yo Pharoah's staring.
Speaker 3:Go ahead. So Pharoah got the Halloween spirit going on. Go ahead and show them that shirt, bro. Go ahead and let me get a glimpse of it.
Speaker 6:Oh, you did change. Yes, sir, I got the Carhartt.
Speaker 3:Changed like 50. Cent did. Bro Changed the shirt.
Speaker 5:I got the hood special Tight shit yeah.
Speaker 6:Classic Hood classics. I like this setup. Look at this shit. Why is?
Speaker 2:it falling.
Speaker 6:It's a ghost man. It's the Halloween spirit About turning this shit.
Speaker 3:Watch it falling.
Speaker 6:It's a ghost man, it's a Halloween spirit About turning your house to a haunted house.
Speaker 3:How was your week? How was your weekends? Work week.
Speaker 5:The week was decent. I mean to be honest, I did some stupid shit. What'd you do, bro? I'd never been on T-Mu. Oh shit, shit.
Speaker 3:I would shop like a billionaire.
Speaker 6:Go ahead, oh y'all got money over here. This is not sponsored.
Speaker 5:This is not sponsored at all, but y'all motherfuckers rob me. What they do, bro, what they do, the fucking coupons. Oh you save 100%, oh you save 80%. What you get? Stupid shit man.
Speaker 3:What you get, bro, tell us what's one item that you got.
Speaker 5:I'm going to say one item. I got a damn.
Speaker 3:A car off of Timu.
Speaker 5:Nah nah hell nah A car off of Timu.
Speaker 3:That shit delivered right out my front door.
Speaker 5:That shit orange, that shit bite orange. You got to put it together, shit motherfucker. You forgot to screw up.
Speaker 6:You forgot to screw up in. This bitch man Shit missing two tires, two seats.
Speaker 1:Fuck boy.
Speaker 5:Nah, I got a damn. It was decent man. I got a good purchase. It was a damn Akatsuki throw blanket and I Got a couple neon lights. Oh shit, oh shit.
Speaker 4:I hear that shit smack on that boom. You don't know what it is.
Speaker 5:So damn yeah, I spent. You shop like a billionaire bro day. Y'all hear that shit smack on that boom. You don't know what it is, so damn yeah, I spend.
Speaker 3:You shop like a billionaire bro. Nah man hell nah, that's the advertisement.
Speaker 5:they say they right, is it? Yeah, bro, you get a like. You got like a book, a cool hundred man. You'll get a lot of shit off of T-Mobile man.
Speaker 6:That's what I be seeing.
Speaker 5:I just never been on there, though. Yeah, you would get a lot of shit. And then the shit that's on Amazon, probably like $20, $30. Go to T-Move. That shit's about $5. $5. That shit is crazy.
Speaker 4:Have you got your stuff yet? Something smells a little fishy on that.
Speaker 5:No, because I just ordered it. Oh, you just, oh, okay. Yeah, it's a Thursday, oh okay, take a couple days.
Speaker 1:Should be here in like a month, six months later, no.
Speaker 5:Two thousand years later, man, I'm still waiting on my shit man.
Speaker 6:He said I'm still waiting on my shit.
Speaker 3:But see, it's cheap because it's coming straight from the motherland bro, yeah, facts. Is it? Yeah, yeah, the thing is just the cable.
Speaker 6:You take it out and then push it back in. That's what mine was doing. Yeah, no, did you good? Is it better? All right, yeah, but um, who said no, dude?
Speaker 4:that man has installed the fear, not like yes, like it's not even homophobia, it's fear like of like this predatory fear it feels like the legit predator for real got the thermal vision that predator with all them aliens in there.
Speaker 5:That's something that's worse than that, r Kelly.
Speaker 6:R Kelly, just pee your feet, this motherfucker. Get in your booty hole. Nobody is safe nobody what you think about
Speaker 3:that Junior what you think about that Junior.
Speaker 1:What you think about that they got oil for everybody. They need oil.
Speaker 5:I'm going to give you this shit, g man, if that's something that said baby oil okay. That motherfucker had to say cocoa butter no.
Speaker 6:No, that ain't some cocoa butter. You can get it moisturized and your skin get hydrated throughout the process. No, I never use it.
Speaker 5:Never use cocoa butter a day in my life. Them motherfuckers can't even go buy baby oil. No fucking bro. I'm telling you they're going to a ditty point.
Speaker 4:You put that shit in your bucket If it's more than one bottle. Motherfucker, look at you sideway. They're like why you need all this bro.
Speaker 5:It's just a bottle, he's a successor.
Speaker 4:I seen somebody, bro? They said somebody said get his son too, because he was on stage doing that shit bro. Somebody said get his son too. He a corporate too bro.
Speaker 3:Damn bro, that shit's crazy.
Speaker 1:Whole legacy just down bro. No kids, you to know, dude, yeah.
Speaker 5:No, but my work with him was decent though Shit just worked. Did a good amount of overtime, but that's normal.
Speaker 3:You tell us, it seems like we've all been working a bunch of OT bro.
Speaker 4:Bro, like no cap, no cap I'm forced to.
Speaker 3:Bro. I'm on salary. I got to work regardless. Well, he just do that.
Speaker 4:Yeah, bro, I got a motherfucker. I get paid once a month. And between between he said if I work little. But see, that could be good too, because sometimes when you work less, you, if you're chilling, you just kind of got easy money. But them times you're putting into like what with them three hours over, four hours over, you like damn, but ain't no double time, probably having to go, uh, out of state sometimes.
Speaker 3:No, not out of state, like out of the city or whatever yeah, we gotta we gotta go to south to South Carolina. We be working till like 10. Get back to hotel room at 11, that shit fucking suck and then back up at what 6.30.
Speaker 5:Back up at 6.30 the door to get. It's about overtime, man.
Speaker 4:I come here early.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's it bro, stand over. Oh no baby.
Speaker 4:Oh, that different for me. Oh no, baby, I really stay late. I can't come in early, goddamn.
Speaker 5:It hit my time to clock out and I see everybody leave. Motherfucker, I'm falling suit. I come in early all day. You ask me to stay over. I don't know you.
Speaker 1:I ain't work all week. And then I went to work yesterday, saturday, man, fuck you, I ain't work all week.
Speaker 5:I told you to bring this motherfucker Trying to rain on that parade. Motherfucker, we working. Trying to rain on that parade, bro, fuck, we working overtime.
Speaker 3:He said I've been living shit.
Speaker 1:I got a life. It's stupid. Slow for us, bro, Damn bro, that's how it be, yeah, but no, how's your week?
Speaker 6:been. My week was good. I didn't want to say nothing since y'all been working OT. I only worked two days this week. Yeah, fuck you, dude who told you to come here.
Speaker 3:I wasn't trying to say nothing. Wait a minute. Are y'all getting paid already? I ain't getting a damn dime from this podcast, the fuck.
Speaker 6:Oh, y'all ain't get the checks in the mail. Y'all need to talk to the attorneys that shit.
Speaker 3:Y'all about to hear all this equipment get shipped around. I hear a bunch of shuffling. I didn't mean what I said, let me hold something Y'all fuck with you.
Speaker 5:I don't know. Let me check.
Speaker 6:I got about five back there.
Speaker 1:Hey bro, y'all want to see me go from my savings to my check. Oh, shit.
Speaker 5:One pocket Shit. I ain't bought no five, At least I'm taking, let me hold tomorrow.
Speaker 6:Tomorrow.
Speaker 3:Give me some food bro.
Speaker 6:I got three fives. That's as much as I can do. That's some fucked up shit.
Speaker 3:What about you, pharoah? How was your?
Speaker 4:Same as the other act Famous cuz. Over here, bro, I've been fucking working my black ass off. All I gotta say is you know what I'm saying. Y'all better be lucky. Goddamn, I ain't rich, bro. That's all I gotta say. Bro, if a motherfucking million dollar falling in my motherfucking hands, I'm becoming diabolical.
Speaker 3:Goddamn, what's one thing you're gonna do, huh what's one thing you're gonna do if you become a millionaire?
Speaker 4:I ain't gonna say turn into diddy.
Speaker 3:No, no, you live long enough to be the die the hero you turn it to like like no cap.
Speaker 4:Like no cap bro. Like if I ever came like just got a crazy amount of money, like no cap bro, I make like a podcast, like I literally I'm, you know, give me a house, whatever.
Speaker 6:But I make what the fuck? You say you're gonna make another podcast. Well, like that's.
Speaker 4:You heard it here, my bad my bad, not that, but like I make a place for the podcast, getting better than that's all he said make another park.
Speaker 6:He said fuck this shit, bunch of broke motherfuckers in this park.
Speaker 4:I don't fuck with y'all niggas like that.
Speaker 6:Y'all bring the money to the podcast. Get your bread up. That's crazy.
Speaker 4:See, they turn against you when you.
Speaker 3:When you bake it.
Speaker 4:Can't go to your old hood, no more. But no, like I, literally, you know, like the Lord of the Rings, the Hobbit hood, like I make that whole Hobbit hood and we do our podcast in there, bro, that should be pretty cool, like that should be so cool, we do our podcast in there, bro, that'd be pretty cool. That shit be pretty cool. That shit be so cool. We be in there chilling, bro. I had a little bread and shit hung up with the little goddamn.
Speaker 5:Drinking my me, goddamn.
Speaker 4:Right Drinking his me yeah, I like that. Nah, that's not my style. Like look, no, I ain't mean that, come on.
Speaker 3:Hold up DJ, get a million dollars hey yo, yo, bro, I got 10.
Speaker 4:I got 10.
Speaker 6:I got that 20 you wanted. Clearly I said drinking me.
Speaker 4:Nah, it felt like drinking my meat. I was like yo Replay it.
Speaker 5:Drinking, me motherfucker Drinking me.
Speaker 4:Okay, that's how it look.
Speaker 1:You see, everybody look at him, bro, hey yo, hey yo.
Speaker 4:Hey yo, everybody looked at him. What do you think of that? I like, everybody's like what Bro? I swear, that's what it sounded like, bro, when we no fuck.
Speaker 5:I know what I was saying. Bring the producers in. Bring the producers in Right now. I said drinking me, goddamn. It didn't sound like that.
Speaker 1:Drinking me, you mean like mead M-E-A-D.
Speaker 5:Mead M-E-A-D Mead it's like an old.
Speaker 6:It's an old time, it's an old drink. It's an old drink, it's like an old type of wine, type shit, what is that? Prince, shit the Prince shit.
Speaker 4:You want to call it White fruits. They make wine. It's kind of like that, that shit. And the thing is, bro, that shit. Probably they said mead was like thick though, that shit was like syrup it's viscous.
Speaker 1:Is it strong, though?
Speaker 4:Yeah, they say it's strong as hell because it's fermented a whole bunch of what was it, but you know what Dominicans have?
Speaker 1:something like that, bro, I forgot what they call it, what they call it.
Speaker 6:We got that Mama.
Speaker 1:Juana, I think oh for real, yeah, yeah yeah, I'm thinking of something like that that you're saying.
Speaker 4:What's the other one? What's the stuff they be having in Mexico?
Speaker 1:They be making fun of that plant that Polka. Polka. Yeah, oh, polka too.
Speaker 4:Boy. I heard that shit, my homeboy he be. I think y'all played with him before David. Mm-hmm, we'd be playing with him, bro. He was over there. Every time he'd go over there he'd be drinking that. And then see, I know his brother Ali, he'd be like that shit stink, bro. It'd make you like it's like pinkish bro. They'd be all drinking it. I ain't never tried that.
Speaker 1:It's fermented, bro. That's what it is.
Speaker 4:What is it?
Speaker 1:I don't even, I'm not even sure fruits, though yeah, it's the pacharellas, the peelings of the of the pineapple oh, okay pineapple, just the skin of it, you know when you slice it up. Yeah, let them from sitting. That's kind of like how they ferment wine.
Speaker 3:Then right, they just like.
Speaker 6:Let the grapes like from like, whatever they do with it, a little process, then they stick their feet in it, that's why it's so good we don't stick our feet in it. That's yeah, the fridge, yeah, I think it's yeast, and something else they put in.
Speaker 5:Then they stir it up, put it in like a dark area and let it ferment, then get the I think cipher the fucking shit out and leave the shit in there and let it ferment a little bit more, so my parents used to make that at my house.
Speaker 3:Who used to make that illegal bootlegger.
Speaker 5:Drink you just say it, but a moonshot Sn at my house and who used to make that illegal bootlegger, I'll give you an address.
Speaker 3:Go ahead, get the old address.
Speaker 6:So they, they made it and they used to keep in these picturesers, right, and my mom would make always she'd be making like just like natural drinks, right, like Jamaica, and she used to keep it in the same jugs, right, jamaica is hibiscus, by the way, yeah, hibiscus, yeah, that shit good as fuck. So I went in there one day and I seen it. I thought it was like a pineapple drink, so I served me something in the cup and I drank.
Speaker 6:I was like ooh, this shit nasty, Threw it away. My mom come in there who drank this. I was like me, Like it's nasty, Throw that shit away. I about got my ass beat she had a big shirt. She's like you okay, you okay. I was like yeah, that tepate bro oh man.
Speaker 1:That shit wasn't ready.
Speaker 6:That shit was not ready yet.
Speaker 1:They make it to where it's not too strong too. Bro, you know what I'm saying. You don't let it ferment for so long you can give it to your kids and stuff, but it has that aftertaste.
Speaker 5:It's probably good for coals and shit A lot of people like the little aftertaste of the fermented pineapples.
Speaker 1:It's got that really. It's got a really good Like Really strong aftertaste. I feel like it'd be tangy.
Speaker 5:Yeah, cause the citrus In the damn pineapple, it's sweet.
Speaker 3:Y'all don't put Sugar in or anything Like that.
Speaker 6:They do, oh, okay, or like honey or something. Oh we, I think they use sugar. Loki, I should make that. Loki, we should make that.
Speaker 3:Okay, okay.
Speaker 5:That's why this shit, so damn Vikings, them motherfuckers, used to kill this shit.
Speaker 1:Bro, matter of fact, you ever been to a restaurant Like a Mexican restaurant and had a Agua de piña and you drink it and it tastes old yeah yeah, yeah, that's basically what you know the little Aftertaste like that.
Speaker 3:Oh okay, oh okay, it has like a Rotten taste to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a rotten taste to it.
Speaker 6:Yeah, it's like a rotten taste. I mean, yeah, it's been fermented, but I don't know why bro, that you know.
Speaker 1:the aftertaste just caused you to take another little sip, so they been drugging me.
Speaker 6:I'm about to sue every Mexican restaurant I've been to. They tried to use and abuse me.
Speaker 3:They trying to get me to tip more. Keep them $3. I was about to say I only got three dollars.
Speaker 5:You only gave me chips one time.
Speaker 1:That was it. I hate that I order gratuity shit.
Speaker 4:I use the mother three to buy another bag of chips for real, bro, for real I'm about to say um, that's what my grandpa and him uh used to make back in the day. They used to make wine all the time, bro just take different fruits but you know them like old moonshine, uh jugs, y'all be seeing them, big glass ones, that's what they used to.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we used to making it, but like we did it one time, like, uh, me and my cousins and like my other uncle we did with some muscadine, muscadine grapes, bro, bro, and we forgot all about that shit, but they siphoned it out and shit like that.
Speaker 4:My cousin got got drunk and shit off that bro. They was fucked up off that bro. I'm serious, bro, because what happened is like they had started, like like you said about rotting, and then you pour it all out and then clean it and then you put it back in there, bro, but you got it release that pressure every now and again, because sometimes that shit and go flying somewhere, bro, because it just be so built up bro, but man, my cousin, them, they uh cypher, um, uh, put this shit through a screen, get all that uh, all the impurities and shit out of it and put that shit back up all the way to about two more weeks. Oh yeah, no, they was good, bro, they was good.
Speaker 4:I remember I came down there, my oldest cousin, she was staggering. I said what the fuck are y'all on, bro, like I just walked into it, like, and then my other cousin, they was down there with cups, bro, I'm talking that shit had them leaning bro. I was like I said bro, I said what the fuck wrong joe, that's what you want, some hell.
Speaker 4:No, I did take a sip but, uh but, it wasn't bad, bro, and it's so crazy, bro, because, you know, I only seen that shit like in in the movies, bro, you know what I'm saying. But yeah, we really doing this, huh. And it's that easy, though, bro, because all you got to do is take the fruit, take water, take an yeast packet, take a quart, pour all that shit in there.
Speaker 1:And pour some sugar in it. Yeah, make sure you put some sugar in it. Oh yeah, bro yeah bro, and forget it.
Speaker 4:bro. I said damn some motherfuckers. Really was just getting drunk back in the day. You know what I'm saying. We ain't got shit to do. We ain't telling kids to go and do this shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't do it.
Speaker 4:This is all allegedly bro, allegedly I ain't saying taking your apple pills and banana peels and put it, shove it into a bottle and you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6:Put 350 milliliters of water in there. Don't do that Like I think, Leave it in the sun half the day leave it in the closet the rest of the day. Put a tea cloth before you drink.
Speaker 4:But like it's this little like now, like either, so you really don't gotta take that shit, yeah, yeah bubble and it'll kind of let the pressure out over time, bro, so you really don't gotta fuck with it now so make it easy a little thermostat basically yeah, no, no cap, yeah, it's kind of like the same mechanism they got in the um, in the pressure cooker type shit oh, okay, yeah
Speaker 4:yeah, pressure, I guess the pressure pushes up, yeah and it just lets it out a little bit at a time, so you really ain't gotta fuck with it no more, bro. But that's what my um great grandpappy used to do. He used to raise a lot of pigs so he used to have this shack full of like hams. He'd cut the pigs up, had a ham, he'd be smoking hams and then all in the corner used to be uh, like um the wine bottles. He have all this wine in there and my daddy and them said they used to pull the planks open and go in there and, like, cut a piece of ham off and then pour the little wine out and they'd go somewhere in the woods and eat and drink it.
Speaker 6:Oh yeah, Eat the ham, drink the wine. He's a knob.
Speaker 4:They got caught, though they get the shit beat out of him. He didn't play that cause he used to sell that shit on the side back in the day. You know what I'm saying for, but people used to. He used to sell it to like juke joints and liquor houses, bro that's what he did.
Speaker 5:Liquor houses, man. We ain't even got liquor houses right. It's still one of two liquor houses probably out there in the hood bro For real, bro.
Speaker 4:Liquor houses is basically like a bar, for I'd say.
Speaker 3:A hole in the wall. Pretty much yeah.
Speaker 4:basically yeah like you know back in the day, really you know before, like Talking about prohibition times.
Speaker 4:Nah, that too, probably before. Like really segregated places. Oh, okay, that be one yep right down the road. Plus, uh, you know um Bear Hill at they used to have one back up in there, bro, and I know exactly where it was at too, bro, but it's so crazy, bro, like y'all won't even know. It's like I could point it out. It's, it's, it's been grew up some, bro, but the road is like my dad, uh, showed it to me bro, showed it to me bro, and bro, the road, bro, like you will miss it, like at nighttime you will. It's almost like impossible to see, bro. So I know how they didn't cut.
Speaker 4:He said you go down there, bro. He said it'll look fucking you, look like you in another world, bro, and you go through the little path, you park your car right there and it'd be like this, like, almost like. What kind of a shack? Really just a shack, bro, like I'm talking about. It had holes in it, but motherfuckers be in there drinking like a son of a bitch. They be selling all the liquor, bro, no cap.
Speaker 3:I know liquor ain't the only thing they selling bro, I'm telling you Nah, it's been something.
Speaker 4:What you mean by that?
Speaker 5:I know there's some bitches selling some coochie. Bro, that's the grass.
Speaker 4:Yeah, my grandpa he was. They had a band. That's what they played in, oh, okay, okay, Like they got an old picture of my grandpa and his band, bro, they played in a lot of liquor houses and stuff that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1:Slick back and them suits on and them suits, bro.
Speaker 4:That shit's crazy bro, Hot as hell bro.
Speaker 5:Hot as a motherfucker. That's how a lot of times they discovered that them back houses, juke joints, liquor houses and shit like that, because people didn't have money like that and you couldn't go to a damn regular fucking bar.
Speaker 1:I ain't going to lie, it's crazy bro. My parents' house bro. I ain't going to lie, it's crazy bro. My parents' house bro. I don't even know what year it was made in, like 1934 or some shit. It's old, bro. We went under the house, you know, with my pops. It's a whole bunch of jars, bro. That used to be. We cleaned it out. There's probably still a whole bunch of them in there, really, bro, but it was a liquor house, bro, and it's them big old jars too, bro.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, and you know what else we found. You know that glass bottle you was talking about.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Like the old shit with the cork on it. Oh yeah, somebody was drinking, somebody had a little liquor stash on there.
Speaker 5:Like in the country, you go to the basement and shit, they still have some of them, damn glass mason jars and big jars and shit like that. Yeah, a lot of them, because I don't know I think when we moved it was back in the day they had them like that in the basement.
Speaker 1:Somebody probably still got some country water in there from back in the day. Real shit yo.
Speaker 4:Drink that shit if you want to. Now goddamn your motherfucking liver going to seize that Motherfuckers don't All organs be failing? That's how my cousin about that bro Drunk some bad bootleg. You can't buy that shit from everybody, bro, because some people ain't making that shit off. No creek water, they making that shit in, they basement.
Speaker 3:Using that galvanized container.
Speaker 4:Yeah, like that Galvanized steel and people what they don't know, because how?
Speaker 5:you know all about that, allegedly you know, what he starts saying now, allegedly.
Speaker 4:Yeah, steel, bro, that's what I, that's why I use that copper, bro, because I got I still got a coating on it, bro, and that shit, all that shit go in there, bro. Motherfuckers think that shit killed the shit. That's how my cousin about that copper, don't even let bacteria grow yeah and stuff like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bro not even water. You know, you throw some copper in a bucket of water, it really won't turn green, won't turn bad yeah, and the thing is, a lot of people don't know copper has a little electrical feel, bro.
Speaker 5:That's why they shit up on them motherfuckers' houses, yo, that's why it costs so much.
Speaker 3:Oh, now they use plastic pipes.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Back in the day it was.
Speaker 1:People probably got tired of them crackheads stealing shit.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I was about to say the motherfuckers steal all the copper out from under your damn house Straight to the recycling place. I know I still got copper products About to have copper smoke all in there, motherfucker.
Speaker 4:And like, speaking of that bro, like an old place I used to work bro, like MGM, I don't know, I think it's a different building now, but man, like one of the guys in there, bro, he was telling me he used to be on meth bro, he said, man, he said when this place was abandoned we came in and stole all the goddamn copper out of here I said what bro?
Speaker 4:He said hell yeah. He said all of these motherfucking lights working right now. I said what bro? He said hell yeah bro. He said it was just an empty warehouse for a long time. He said man, we took them four-wheelers pulled up in the back of them, damn docks bro. He said we stole. He said bro, no cap. He said for like two weeks straight bro.
Speaker 5:He said we stole all the copper out of this motherfucker. He said, bro, hot in the draft pussy. Hey cuz said on four-wheelers.
Speaker 4:Bro, they came in, Did you know?
Speaker 6:those were stolen too.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you know, they should have stolen this is the best motherfucker riding down there in Fort Willis Motherfucking copper pipes going there bro.
Speaker 3:Sparks flying everywhere.
Speaker 4:Yeah, because you know where he about to go, but it's like a big ass building though, bro, so they couldn't steal all of it.
Speaker 5:I know they couldn't. But he said, bro, we stole a shit ton out of here. Bro, no cap, but for copper to a crackhead, just like lithium to north uh to america.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's my man, listen to that damn back. But nah, bro, he was like hey, bro, he's, I don't know how some of these motherfucking lights working, bro, he said, because I know, goddamn, we didn't got like he said. We got like 10 grand worth of copper out of this motherfucker bro. Bro, I'm so 10 grand no, no, it wasn't up, bro. The building's so big bro, they't have Stole all the copper. That's the crazy part about it. But, like I know he said, bruh, we took like a whole Section out, bruh.
Speaker 1:He said so they was messing up bruh. They was supposed to Save some Get high and then go steal bruh. They would've.
Speaker 4:I forgot who got the myth. That was messing up, they were working sober.
Speaker 5:No, I'm about to say Sick as shit in there working. That was superhuman then, but no see.
Speaker 4:It was ripping that shit off the walls. And the kicker is, bro, see, I think he went to prison after that, though, like he said, they throw like 10 grand. But see, he didn't get in trouble for that. He got in trouble for something else, bro. He did a little time. Bro, by the time he did time and came back, he was like, damn, they got there.
Speaker 1:He was clean. He was clean. Then I don't know who came. I'm like damn, he was coming back for another 10 grand. He was set when he came back he was clean.
Speaker 4:Then, bro, that shit just had me. So fucked up, bro, I was like I was looking, I said oh, oh. So you hit a lick On this spot. Now you working In the same building. Ain't that fucking crazy that's your orientation the first day.
Speaker 6:Oh, I know where I'm at. Thank you, just walking through the place.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6:They used to have a wall here. I remember. Oh y'all, y'all, fix that shit. I fuck that with pubs.
Speaker 4:That's what we was in there we was on the rise. I said huh. He said yeah, bro. He said we throw all this shit. I said god damn bro. He went up there like damn when the fuck they do that Shit when they do that.
Speaker 5:I don't remember that being rocked, though I see the lights work now.
Speaker 4:Just looking around and thank goodness they had to replace them or throw something else in there.
Speaker 1:That's why they started using, like them little steel them, aluminum little money yeah. Yeah, the copper got too expensive.
Speaker 4:He took. They probably went in the goddamn box and took all that shit, bro, all them goddamn wires, man. And thank goodness, like they used to collect copper too. Like my uncle still, bro, if he see the back of a, like a television, bro, man, he'll go out there, bro, he'll bust the back out because piece of copper in there, bro. But like like I had a tv out there, bro, my uncle seen it. He said, like I just put on the side of the road it still had the cord. He went out there and snatched that cord outside of there. He said, yeah, I'm peeling this lady's copper in here, bro. We used to make licks, like I used to have my own little bucket, bro, whenever. But like the good thing is you, if you peel it, it's you get. It stays heavier. But like, some people get lazy and just burn it. When they burn it, like it lose weight, yeah, bro, so some people just burn it.
Speaker 1:They pay less for it too you know, yeah, get to the recycling place they know when they you burn some shit.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so that shit'll kill you though you fucking around when people used to a lot of people used to die from that, bro, because, uh, they be in them buildings at nighttime, bro, and what happened is goddamn fly. Uh, what happened is, bro, the motherfuckers being that that shit still be, have some juice to it. The motherfuckers hit the wrong. Goddamn thing, bro, that shit, all I don't know. I know somebody died from that. Um, I don't know.
Speaker 4:My, my, my papa know, you know, I'm saying he fucking. Uh, daddy told me he said they was in, there was a man and a woman, they was in that box and they didn't know, no, they was in the. It was a man and a woman, they was in that box and they didn't know, no, they was in the walls, like, tearing it out, and they didn't know it had juice in it. So it hit him, killed him, but she was right beside him and it hit her and it came out of her face, bro, like, obliterated half her face off, bro, like, because it came to you. You got to go somewhere, bro. You know when it exit, don't give a fuck where it exit from. But yeah, it like destroyed her whole face and everything, bro, about killed her.
Speaker 1:Grounded, bro. You know you probably standing on some concrete or you know something. You got to be grounded yeah.
Speaker 5:I wish they knew how to damn light and direct like damn Ang did.
Speaker 3:Who's that? But hey, you mean Uncle Iroh, bro, like you see, the person that survived that half their face getting blown off what you doing when you see somebody coming to you. I need some help.
Speaker 1:That's a zombie, I'm a zombie.
Speaker 4:I ain't going to hold you.
Speaker 5:I'll probably pass the fuck out, man, hell no.
Speaker 6:I'm running, can't pass out.
Speaker 1:We're going to ruin your pockets, bro, can't pass out Shit.
Speaker 6:What the fuck they going to do. I just wake up and rob a bag. Rob a bag. It's a vicious cycle. Vicious cycle, war never changes.
Speaker 3:Talking about goofy stuff like that. I think that's going to lead us into our first segment of the day it's going to be. I know it's a little awkward situation, but we're going to go ahead and give y'all a little inspiration for all y'all go-getters, all y'all money bag chasers.
Speaker 6:All y'all a little inspiration for all y'all go-getters, all y'all moneybag chasers, all y'all copper. Hey, yo, listen to this shit, listen to this shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, boy, I hate this motherfucker. Yo, I'm dead.
Speaker 3:Gruddy on the mic.
Speaker 1:For all the copper getters, for all the copper getters?
Speaker 3:Nah, don't do this shit. Give them a little inspiration, man.
Speaker 5:I think common sense and better judgment it can save your life in the long run If you use common sense. Please have better judgment. If you know a bunch of motherfuckers is going to be somewhere that you don't need to be, don't go. If you got to be somewhere where you need a gun, don't go. If you know you need to carry your ass to work, go to work. You don't work, work. You don't eat same words bro always told me. So just use common sense and better judgment there you go that was good tell all them people that be stealing copper.
Speaker 3:Use your better judgment go to rehab no, no, no, y'all cut the power source go for the bay. Go for the bay break he no, y'all cut the power source.
Speaker 4:Go for the bae.
Speaker 3:Go for the bae break. He's telling y'all wrong. Listen to me.
Speaker 5:Hey, I want half of that. Go to rehab out there and don't go to the ones in your city. Go to the ones out of state.
Speaker 1:You go to the ones in your city, Motherfucker you're going to come back and do the same shit. You're going to go in there and meet your homies.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you're going to relapse. Yeah, you're going to meet your homies.
Speaker 1:Like damn you in here Somebody? Done.
Speaker 5:snuck something in there Like damn I can't wait to get out of here what you going to do Same shit, no go out of state man, yo bro they. Yeah, man, it's just, if y'all need help, go get help. Please get help. Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Don't be out here, stuck on, stupid, because the work going to keep going and leave your motherfucking ass behind. So that's all the inspiration.
Speaker 3:That was good. That was good, bro. Y'all got anything to add to that.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You either get right or get left. Goddamn and stay strapped there you go Bristol Never know, bro.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, for in them random situations bro. Yeah, that is true.
Speaker 5:Yeah, shit do happen randomly.
Speaker 3:Talking about random situation. I know you was talking about a story before the podcast started, Junior, so you said something about you almost got one of your homeboys shot when you were a younger kid.
Speaker 1:You said something about uh, you almost got one of your homeboys shot when you're a younger kid. You said something about you I don't know, the dude was dancing, oh yeah so he's got a story for us. So I was out there in franklinville, bro, like franklin, yeah, yeah, franklinville, like ramster, bro over there oh fuck, but like on the edge of ashboro, bro you know still like closer to ashboro, still like franklinville bro yeah yeah, what you wanna call.
Speaker 1:Bro, we was at the club, right, they had just opened that club, bro, big building bro, and it was nice bro. They had a nice little group, but you know, it was like Mexican bro, norteño stuff, like you know, like Mexican bands and stuff. But then there was like basically everybody with the sombreros and boots over here and then all the cholos on this side, so they started playing all these rap music and all that stuff, bro. I'm like 12, 13. I was amused by it, bro. This guy tatted up, bald-headed, just throwing up gang signs, bro, Just throwing up, well, I didn't know really what it was, but I kind of had an idea bro, but he was just throwing his fingers and everything I thought that shit was funny, bro, because he was sitting there, drunk bro, just going crazy with his fingers and stuff.
Speaker 1:And I come up, bro, and I'm with all my homies, bro, you know it's like seven, eight of them, bro, everybody, the oldest one probably about 23 then, bro, you know, I was a little jit bro, I was the youngest one, bro, and the youngest one out of them was what? Maybe 18, 17, bro. My dumb ass was like, hey, look at you know, I pointed, I pointed straight at the dude. You know he's facing us, bro, and I'm like, look look at his dumb ass, look what he's doing, and I'm over here copying him bro. Bro, I'm talking about we had the whole half of that club on us, bro, we had to get out what hell yeah, bro, we had to get out quick bro.
Speaker 3:Hold on To clarify everything. This man was always getting into trouble. He never hung around with people that was his age group.
Speaker 1:Always the older people.
Speaker 3:There's just a little rundown of how everything used to go for him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bro, Wild boy bro, but what y'all do, then what happened?
Speaker 3:I want to be your brother.
Speaker 1:Bro, we got out of there so quick bro. I'm talking about we was running, bro, and this is the thing. We had already been at a club, right, and it was like my thing was like dancing bro, you know that move Mexican music bro. We even had a little group, bro. It was this music coming out called Trival. You know, we started, oh shit, it was back then yeah, coming out, called 3 Wild.
Speaker 3:You know, we started, oh shit, it was back then. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Back in the day, bro, we had a little group going on, so, mind you, we pulled up. Tired bro, our feet is hurting bro, you know. We still wanted to go to that club because it was right up the road from the house bro. You know, it was just opening First night. Bro it was the last. Yeah, bro, I miss it up for everybody. Bro, we got in that little Astro van bro, Not the Astro, no it wasn't even the Astro bro.
Speaker 3:It was the Safari, you know the.
Speaker 2:GMC version of the.
Speaker 1:Chevrolet Astro van bro, oh shit, and it was like a hill bro, and you know, we was blocked in, we had to back out but we was blocked in and then it was like a little ditch. You had to go over the little concrete parking little slab right, and then it was grass and it was a hill bro. My homie just said boom, ran straight over that thing bro. But good thing was the trailer park was like literally across the street bro, maybe 100 yards away from the building bro.
Speaker 1:We put in that trailer park fast, bro, hopped out the van, bro, and we was good, you know know. But they was riding back and forth up that street because of my stupid ass, bro, just copying them, bro, just going like mad as hell that toys.
Speaker 4:Toys you about got us killed hell, yeah, damn damn I don't even know what to say.
Speaker 3:I don't either like bro. What the fuck? That's crazy bro, damn bro. Most fun in the country man.
Speaker 5:right, I don't either Like, bro, what the fuck, that's crazy bro, Damn bro. Most fun in the country man.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 5:Motherfuckers didn't grow up in the country man.
Speaker 3:Feel for you. You always get into some shenanigans, bro. Stupid shit, even when you don't want to.
Speaker 6:Right, you like, let's just go over here. And you thinking all right, let's go over here.
Speaker 1:I shit happens, that shit yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6:You supposed to be home two hours ago. Now you're calling. I used to call my mom. Hey, I ain't going to make it tonight.
Speaker 5:Yeah, shit, street lights. Nah, I had to be in the house before the street lights come on. You probably be out there motherfucking from 11 o'clock until the street lights come on.
Speaker 1:You remember the time we was out there in the golf carts bro.
Speaker 3:Pidge Black. Out there, bro, pidge.
Speaker 1:Black Racing bro, basically playing hide and go seek bro with the golf carts. Y'all talking about over there.
Speaker 3:Wait did we have the lights on.
Speaker 1:We had them off, bro, because we was running, bro, for you bro. But then, bro, it was so hilarious bro, because I ain't going to lie bro, since you know, like I was saying, at home, we always we was doing burnouts and stuff, they would let me do it too, bro. So I learned how to handle the steering wheel for a little while. You know I had it going on. So here comes me. You know, when it starts to get dark, you know the grass gets like moist and stuff.
Speaker 1:you know yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but then we was coming around the turns, I'm hitting the brakes and we're drifting and everything, bro. And here comes this bro cutting through all the brush yeah, we lost him.
Speaker 3:We're like where the fuck he go? This man came out of nowhere, it was about to come hit us, but like hit it straight towards us. We're like what? The fuck cut straight through everything, bro.
Speaker 1:It was like straight brush bro, that's all really what it was about to come hit us, bro, like hit us, straight towards us. We're like what the fuck? Come straight through everything, bro. It was like straight brush bro. That's all really what it was, bro. But, bro, that was hilarious bro. I'm talking about it's like 12 o'clock bro.
Speaker 3:Good night bro. Oh shit, I had no business being out there on a golf cart.
Speaker 6:Was that at that dude's house?
Speaker 3:Yeah At the cabin, yeah at the cabin.
Speaker 1:Yeah, rest in peace to that man bro, we had some fun, he let us have some fun. Well, he didn't let us bro. Nah, no choice.
Speaker 3:We fucked his shit up.
Speaker 1:Who fucked his face up bro.
Speaker 3:Nah, that wasn't me. I ain't fucked nothing up, bro, I don't know who it was.
Speaker 4:Who the fuck did that you?
Speaker 6:a bitch. Somebody bro I don't know who it was. Who the fuck did that? You little bitch? Somebody, bro, somebody, fuck that fence.
Speaker 1:It wasn't even just a fence, but it was a little bit Of the golf cart too. Oh my god. Oh, my sister was mad, she said.
Speaker 3:Y'all ain't never Using this shit again.
Speaker 1:Who said I ain't Give me them keys, bro I think it was the next day, or we was, or it was that same night.
Speaker 3:It was that night they made us clean them. Well, they were cleaning them.
Speaker 1:Bro, we was out, there, had water bottles and stuff bro.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that shit was crazy, this shit was hilarious bro, Bro.
Speaker 1:but wasn't it daytime, bro, when you wrecked into the fence?
Speaker 6:Hey yo, you mean you was driving what you mean. I didn't want to say no, what was?
Speaker 3:going through your mind, jio, what was going through your head?
Speaker 6:You know I was going.
Speaker 3:Shit was wet. And then he said the gas was on the right and the brake was on the left. Sejas ain't want to stop.
Speaker 4:Oh he got it mixed up.
Speaker 6:My fault, he got it mixed up. It's my dyslexia, my fault. My fault. All gas, no brakes.
Speaker 4:What were we doing?
Speaker 6:bro, what were we doing? There's like a trail you could jump around. Yeah, we were going around that trail.
Speaker 1:You remember the little bridge, bro, where the golf cart barely made it. Barely made it. I think it was around getting it bro, and when we tried to turn the grass was kind of wet and it was bumping rain.
Speaker 6:Because it had been raining. It had been raining, that's why it was bad it had been raining.
Speaker 1:It's been a while, bro, but I think that's how it happened, bro, because it was a pretty good little goose.
Speaker 6:Warwick hit that shit. Man for real, for real, I ran straight into that shit and mad as hell, he had money, he good.
Speaker 5:He did have money, bro he good, he good, he's a whole attorney, bro, he got money bro.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, we were.
Speaker 1:The fence wasn't the problem, bro. The thing is we didn't say nothing and he had horses in there, bro.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That was the thing, bro. Oh, that's fucked up.
Speaker 3:He had horses. What was you thinking? Those were the mistakes of a younger man.
Speaker 6:I seen that shit. I said, yeah, that shit right there. I left it. I did it. I walked back to the cat. No bro. I said somebody gonna come fix this, not me. Somebody is oh shit, go ahead.
Speaker 3:It's like them little kids Coming up to your mama. Mama just threw up the fuck you want me to do, bro, we tried pushing that shit out.
Speaker 4:That shit was not. It's like them little kids coming up to your mama.
Speaker 6:Mama, I just threw up. What the fuck do you want me to do, Bro? We tried pushing that shit out. That shit was not. Did we get it out?
Speaker 1:Yeah, bro, the thing is, the cart kind of went up on the fence on the barbed wire bro. It kind of rode up on it bro, because it was a tree too. I think it was like a post fence, you know the barbed wire and then a tree, and we kind of just hit the tree bro. The tree stopped us, I think, but we kind of broke up.
Speaker 6:We would have hit them horses. It was just a little fence right there.
Speaker 1:Them horses would have hit us, bro. Stop us now, bro.
Speaker 3:Horses over there. What?
Speaker 1:the fuck y'all doing over here?
Speaker 3:What y'all got going on.
Speaker 1:I had that curve.
Speaker 6:I was going at 60.
Speaker 1:Golf cart could only get about 15.
Speaker 6:Yeah, that was my first and last time driving that thing.
Speaker 3:Let me get this battery juice up.
Speaker 6:I did that, kevin, the Kevin Gates.
Speaker 1:Bro, which one was faster, I think it was the battery cart. That was faster, bro, Not the motor one, bro. I like whipping the battery. What For real for?
Speaker 6:real. They used to whip them things, bro. They used. I saw them drifting them things.
Speaker 1:I got professional drifting them, things Nah yeah, he was doing that.
Speaker 6:Then I thought I could do the same thing. Hell nah, hell nah.
Speaker 1:I think that's why we fucked up. I think that's why, bro, but I was just naturally good at the steering wheel, bro, To do shenanigans like that, bro. I'm just naturally good, Bro. You ever seen a front wheel drive car? Do donuts, bro.
Speaker 3:I'm talking about drifting it bro, I ain't never seen nothing.
Speaker 1:I can do it.
Speaker 4:I can do a burnout on mine, but that's about.
Speaker 1:That's about it, but yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and tell him myself, bro. You said I tested it out, bro, with my sister's little 03 civic bro oh, before I wrecked it bro. I ain't gonna lie. Bro, I missed that civic. That thing has some power. Bro, I'll be pushing the little right you wrecked the little right.
Speaker 3:Yeah, bro, he got, bro, he got hit. That man, I'm like he called me, he's like yo, bro, I got hit and I'm like bro, like I don't know, I'm like damn, I didn't know how to tell blanco without her overreacting and then not letting um him, yeah, yeah, his. So I was like uh, I think those guys asking blanco say what, uh, I'm like, take it easy. I was like I think I was going to ask Blanca what I'm like take it easy.
Speaker 1:I was like I think I called Blanca, but you picked up, I think.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and Blanca got on that car. She had her Honda Civic going.
Speaker 1:She said I ain't going to lie to you, bro, my sister was. It felt like it. I think it really what it was, bro. My sister was there before I even put the phone back in my pocket, bro, oh shit, and the thing is I was trying to dial like 9-1-1 or something you know, because, like bro, these guys came and hit me, bro, like head on.
Speaker 1:Bro, I'm in the little civic, bro 03 civic, and here comes a yukon bro, damn god, I ain't even get a chance to hit the brakes, bro yeah, that guy here yeah, I hop out bro that car's fucked up bro yeah bro, this shit was bad bro, but I was like you know, I hopped out, I'm over here, I'm asking these guys like yo, y'all all right, y'all all right I ain't know.
Speaker 1:You know I was. I didn't know what was really going on. Yeah, bro, and then I see that they're trying to run. And you know what was crazy, bro, I had a bit. I had just got a big old strap, bro, and something told me just put it in the house, man, I'm going to go pick up my dog and I'm going to come back to the house. It'll be all right. My brother had them, bro. And then, bro, I started looking for the strap bro, this man's running away from the truck, bro, and I was like I'm over here looking for that thing, bro, because I couldn't run after them bro, because when I after them, bro, because when I tried to run, bro, you know, yeah, I felt pain in my chest, I fractured my sternum, bro, so everything went numb from here, bro, to my shoulder to my neck bro.
Speaker 1:It should just went numb bro. That was crazy bro you ate.
Speaker 3:That though right car was up, bro, but you, you was walking out. He got out the car, he was walking.
Speaker 1:I was like, hey yo bro, I don't think he's supposed to be moving man okay, I still got off and was mad, bro, because I couldn't get him when I realized I didn't have my strap. I was about to bust that.
Speaker 4:I can't you ragging it, motherfucker.
Speaker 1:I love that car, bro. I ain't gonna lie. I cried after the accident. I ain't cry because of the head, because of the pain. That car was fucked. I was like damn man. Let me tell you, bro, Because it's the car, yeah, that car was fucked.
Speaker 3:I was like damn man. Hey bro, let me tell you, bro, $20 gets you from Eden to Charlotte. Bro, no cap, bro, damn.
Speaker 1:You ever run out of gas and then just go dab with a rag at the gas tank and just run it under the damn car and get back home. Bro. Don't make tonight bro.
Speaker 6:He revived that car, like Kevin Gaines.
Speaker 1:I missed that little car bro Go ahead and trick the car.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you guys were bad.
Speaker 6:Yeah, bitch, you drank you with it, but you're not really empty, though you say a little bit of that, you just come on in.
Speaker 4:Me and my cousins. We kind of like. It wasn't quite as bad as the golf cart, I guess, but it was. Like you know, I used to live on a long-ass dirt road, bro, and me and my cousin used to have junk cars or just cars Actually, I think this was like his mom's car though, bro and we used to take it on dirt road and drive it, bro, bro, do you know we was on that dirt road going, going like 60 miles an hour, bro?
Speaker 4:that goddamn cup, bro, tripping, tripping tripping bro, so that's why you drawing like that, we was tripping bro, bro, and then, uh, but like you know, we were, like we were little bro, we was like no cap bro, we had to be 11, 12 kind of deal, bro.
Speaker 1:The country living just different. Bro For real, bro, For real.
Speaker 4:But see, the thing is, bro, like I wasn't, like I was familiar with it, but like the car was funny, bro, Like it's the one you did, but it act funny sometimes, bro, and it wouldn't come out like out of drive. You had to like I didn't get, like you had to really click your thing and pull it. I thought you just had to pull it, bro. Man, tell me how this son of a bitch got stuck in? Uh, we got stuck. And uh, ma'am, uh, kenny, we got stuck. Man. So instead of just putting this like we kept the bitch in drive and we pushed it out, this motherfucker kept going, bro, and we had to run after the car and jump in it. And when I jumped in it, bro, only how I can catch it, bro, only how I can catch it. No, it wasn't me. No, it wasn't him, no, it wasn't me. Cousin, I'm kidding.
Speaker 3:I was about to say damn.
Speaker 4:And when I jumped in there, I jumped in like head first and I hit the brake. But Kenny, my cousin Kenny, was right beside there. He smacked the fuck out of the door, bro, cause I hit the brake. He just boom and then like, and then like when I hit it. I hit the brake, I just hit it and it kept going, bro, I didn't stay on it, bro, because I just jumped in there.
Speaker 4:So when it like, when I hit it so like I'm face first in this and my legs was like across the goddamn seats, bro, so like I had to try to and the car's still going, bro, and Kenny smacked the door, bro and we finally like hit it in gear, like put it in park bro. Hey, yo bro, I know we did bro. Yeah, and you heard that, and you heard that I was like All them T's gone. Ayo bro, ayo bro. We was like we looked at each other. Ayo, we was like.
Speaker 4:Bro, he smacked the dog shit out of that door, bro, because I remember hearing, because when we ran, because we finally pushed that bitch out, bro, and we was like, oh shit, because it finally caught like the, we was like, and then the doors like wide open bro, and then I jumped in there like I said, hit the brake, and then kenny he was right beside that but he didn't know the car was gonna stop, like that bro and he ran he ran
Speaker 4:boom and I think when he did that he fucked the the door, bro, because the witch got. Bro, we, yeah, yeah, we done some other shit. Hey, look, look, look, hey, look bro, look, look, we got that bitch finally back to the crib. At the end of it we parked that bitch like that bitch was never a witch collar bro. Hey, ain't nobody know about that shit bro. That's crazy bro. They never found out.
Speaker 3:They never found out bro, oh, I'm snitching, you ain't know now.
Speaker 4:But that shit was wild, bro. That's one of the things I can think of, bro. We had no business doing that shit, bro. Wait, whose car was it? It was like his mom's car, bro, oh hell, but I think it didn't like I think something else.
Speaker 5:guys was with you.
Speaker 4:I know, bro, I'm telling you Because I remember, bro, we was still going. We put that bitch up all you heard and got them clicking and then when it stopped it jerked. I said y'all probably the reason that water pump went off.
Speaker 5:I'm telling you but yeah, we was doing all kinds of shit, got back to the Don't say nothing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I was about to say y'all looked at each other. You better not fucking say shit.
Speaker 4:No, bro, we was cool, it was in cahoots, we was just gathering on that bro. We was in cahoots bro. We was like yeah, you tell me, we both get our ass beat.
Speaker 3:It ain't have nothing like that happen to you, Gruddy.
Speaker 5:No, I ain't never do no crazy shit like that. We just did stupid shit with damn Yu-Gi-Oh cars, dogs and damn bikes.
Speaker 3:Oh, with bikes which I used to do with. I know y'all had some crazy bike accidents and freak outs.
Speaker 5:My neighbor because we stayed in the trailer park when I was growing up. My neighbor because we stayed in the trailer park when I was growing up.
Speaker 3:I can already tell where this is going to go, because I'm trying to censor this shit man.
Speaker 5:But damn, he had this damn mongoose man. It was green and white and I don't know how he obtained this shit, but I obtained it too. So I used to go up there, get the bike and ride the motherfucker. That son of a bitch ain't had no brakes.
Speaker 1:Now bikes have brakes Hold up. I used to take all the brakes off my bikes, bro. I hate it for you. I had a green and white mongrel, oh shit.
Speaker 5:You probably was a victim, but damn.
Speaker 3:He said the transmission of that thing was pretty good, but damn, because it was, he stayed.
Speaker 5:He said the transmission of that thing was pretty good, but damn, we was damn because it was. He stayed at the top because they had a house and shit up there and as soon as you come to the trailer park it was like the first house, well, the first trailer. What's her damn name, Trisha? What's her damn last name? I forgot, yeah, but she had, like this crazy-ass fucking Doverman, crazy fucking dog, and that had the damn dog on the smallest fucking chain, god given, the smallest fucking chain ever on a fucking Doverman in the backyard, bro. So I'm coming down the damn dirt road, so I always go to the top and go down and get the momentum, then come all the way around, boom, pedal Do it. So I always go to the top and go down and get the momentum, then come all the way around, boom pedal, do it all over again. So I went up there.
Speaker 1:He said don't come in here and take the damn bike when I ain't here.
Speaker 5:Man, fuck you man. So went up there and got the bike. Didn't think he was a badass little fucker man and got the bike come down there. Then I heard they named, named dog Brownie. The dog said hoo, hoo.
Speaker 5:Now our next thing, you know hoo hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo. Because it was our other neighbor, we went around the dirt road. I hit the big ass, fucking rock and flew off that bitch.
Speaker 6:Flew Because I thought I was Superman, god damn.
Speaker 5:You wish you was Superman. The motherfucker turned around, bro. God was with me. The country gods was with me. Man, when I tell you, I hit the biggest fucking rock that was on the fucking dirt road, bro, and I flew off. That bit jumped up, man, I had dirt from right here, all the way right here, and you see motherfuckers out in the motherfucking in the doorway, in the screen door, just looking at me and shit, you know how embarrassing that shit is, bro, I know, bro, I got up.
Speaker 5:I look up and walk to the damn house. It just stayed there. I said, man, fuck this shit, man, I ain't get on that bike for a good two or three days.
Speaker 1:Bruh, you ever hurt yourself so bad on a bike, bro, and somebody see you, bruh, and that shit's hurting. But you, a kid though you know you want to cry, bro. So you just hold that shit and walk to where nobody see you and then just let it go, bro, like oh shit, man, you know the damn bison didn't have the fucking brakes but the motherfucker like pedaled all the damn way and, bro, I remember I done that shit and I was pedaling.
Speaker 5:Then I tell you instant fucking tears. Man, motherfucking sinuses fucked up Like the pain, went all the way from up here and hit straight to my damn nose like the nose hair started Nose started running.
Speaker 4:I can't blame you. That's how I busted my chin, bro, on a fucking bike. Bro, that's the first time I got hurt, really bad, in my life, bro. I remember it was a big-ass mountain bike. It had like a skull on it, bro, and it was like silver and I went down these stairs. When I went down the stairs I was so short. The damn handlebars just smacked myself up. Bro, when I did it, bro, all I did, because I remember it just hit me like three times bro, Like boom, boom.
Speaker 4:I remember it just hit me like three times bro, like boom, boom bro. I remember it's hitting me so hard bro, my fucking teeth clicking dude like. I remember that shit bro and then I wrecked at the bottom of the damn shit, and it's crazy because I've been jumping the stairs and going down the stairs all damn days. Just that one time bro and man dude, bro. I got up, bro, all I see was blood everywhere and I, just that shit was like all that shit was just bleeding, bro. I was like ah, ah.
Speaker 5:I had some shit like that happen yo. It was over at our neighbor's house, me and my brother, and we was over what's his damn name. But he had a sister named Sam and me and her. We always played and shit like that and these motherfuckers playing baseball. I don't know what the fuck possessed me to run in front of the baseball bat when my brother was swinging. I think something just did it intentionally. Man bro Running we playing tag Boom, knocked me the clean D, fuck out, knocked me out. I woke up, walking down to the house, still not crying. The only reason I started crying was when I seen the damn blood.
Speaker 5:Oh damn I don't even remember nothing after that. Damn bro. I remember waking up and seeing my grandma hey grandma. And I see her passing out.
Speaker 6:Pass out why? Because of the blood. Yeah, yeah yeah, all that shit was gashed open, Fuck man.
Speaker 5:See the white meat man Bust my head over to the white meat.
Speaker 1:Yo Is that that scar you got right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Damn Holy shit.
Speaker 5:And then after that I don't remember shit. I really don't bro. I believe you. I really don't Like where the mother man? Hey, where the mother man. I don't remember nothing.
Speaker 1:Bro had the biggest concussion.
Speaker 5:For real bro.
Speaker 3:Damn bro, For real.
Speaker 5:Motherfucker how I believe they did that, that somebody did that shit on purpose?
Speaker 4:yo, they probably did. Hell yeah, Hell yeah my brother. Oh shit, Diabolical bro.
Speaker 3:What's y'all craziest bike accident y'all had? I know y'all my crazy.
Speaker 6:I said my crazy is just because I actually got injured. We're trying. I was trying to drift my bike on gravel. Here we go again and no, that's crazy work.
Speaker 6:We almost had a dam. We almost had a dam. Somehow, I don't know what happened. I got thrown off the bike, landed on my knee on gravel. So I thought I was good. You know, I got up trying to move, to move money. I'm like, oh, that shit hurt. I looked down that shit got a gash on it and I see blood. So I I ain't trip. I just went straight to the bathroom, put the hydrogen peroxide. Bro, I had rocks in my knee, like pebbles in my knee, bro, I just can't throw. I had I. Since I ain't care like like about the pain and shit, I just started digging them out, kept on pouring hydrogen peroxide in there. Finally got a big old one, took that one out, patched myself up, went back out there.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's right. Did it happen right there where y'all used to stay up?
Speaker 6:in New York. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Right in front of your place. Yeah, yeah, bro, I think I was there that day?
Speaker 6:You probably were. No, you probably were.
Speaker 3:And then we was drifting into your driveway, because All the Mexican people stay at the dogwood All the Mexicans.
Speaker 5:I heard stories about dogwood.
Speaker 3:I couldn't go to dogwood bro, whatever stories you heard, it's true, I stand on the good side though.
Speaker 1:He probably the one clipping all them mongoose.
Speaker 5:He probably was bro.
Speaker 1:No man, because my homeboy used to when the black and blue one at, bro. That was my favorite one.
Speaker 5:Probably spray painted black.
Speaker 4:Pimp my ride.
Speaker 1:They stole they. What was it about a year ago? They stole a nice, beautiful blue like a royal blue mongoose.
Speaker 6:Stop that, stop that.
Speaker 1:I don't know how long he stole it for, bro, but he had it for a couple days, bro. I go back there. One day something told me, man, I want to go ride my bike, let me go pull it out the building, bro. I go back there to pull it out. That shit's gone, bro.
Speaker 5:No no, it wouldn't, dog, I take that back. It was Jackson's Trailer Park.
Speaker 1:Jackson's Trailer Park. Oh, I know what you're talking about when that big old it to call bro, this man.
Speaker 1:bro, something told me to go into the back side of my parents house, bro. And then, you know, I go out there looking for my bike. And I was about to build another bike, bro, real quick for my homie so he could ride right, I got two big, big mountain bikes. I was about to build one and you know, bro, I put I was like man, I'm about to go find my bike. I pull out, bro, through the back side. Bro, on the back end street bro, this man got my bike leaning against his house. Spray painted neon orange, bro, ugly ass color.
Speaker 1:Ugly ass color.
Speaker 3:I remember that too.
Speaker 1:I pulled my truck up in his Porsche, bro.
Speaker 3:He's about to crash out right here.
Speaker 1:Blowing a horn like beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Don't nobody come up. Get my bike back.
Speaker 6:You raggedy bitch.
Speaker 1:I went and tried to get it, bro, you know, whatever we called the law and everything pulled up, you know, because I couldn't get it. They had a camera right there and you know it was like, well, what's the serial number? And I gave them details and everything. I was like, look, it's got a tape mark right here, a scuff mark over here. He's. I can't give it to you because if we give it to you, basically you be stealing it. You know, because I don't got a serial number for it.
Speaker 5:They got serial numbers on bikes. Yeah, bro.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 5:Damn, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1:So what you would call it, bro, I waited for this man. Bro, you know I was like man he going to ride that bike through here, bro.
Speaker 4:It was a month went by, bro.
Speaker 1:He was riding it at. It was always at nighttime, bro, and this one day he messed up, bro. It was like 3, 4 in the afternoon. I wasn't even home, bro. My parents chose a Sunday evening, bro. They was just out there just chilling bro, and the man rides by with the bike and my parents chilling with their homies. They're like man. We're glad that he ain't here right now.
Speaker 3:Because he would have been after him. You would have hit him with that truck, bro. No cap bro.
Speaker 1:Talk about bro you would have hit him, bro. It was probably the country gods bro.
Speaker 6:We don't made him into a candle.
Speaker 1:I see him on the sidewalk, bro. Out here, bro. I pulled up my truck over the damn sidewalk and everything, bro, in the middle of the road, I didn't even care, bro, cut a car off, hopped out my truck, bro, and basically pushed this man off the damn bike. Took the whole grown-ass man off the bike. Yeah, bro and this man, like damn, he pretty damn close to seven feet tall, bro. The way I was looking up at him, bro, I was probably like at his bottom part of his chest bro.
Speaker 1:Whole time in my mind, bro. I'm like man, this motherfucker big bro I done. Pulled up all hyped up, bro, I'm about to hold my shit down. I pulled up all hyped up and this man big as shit bro, I don't know bro. It was them country guys or something, bro. I don't know if that was on his side or my side, bro.
Speaker 4:I got caught up in my own hype. God damn, fuck this shit, though.
Speaker 1:It's hype. God damn, fuck this shit. Though. We're not about to be a firm. I'm gonna throw a box at you, man. He's so damn big. I'm gonna pick him up by his knees, bro. Just slam him on his back. Bro. He's so damn tall. Bro got my bike back. Bro, put up to the house and my parents like damn, we were just saying that you know we was. We was glad that you weren't here because you would have been hot on that bike man so what I got pulled?
Speaker 1:up with it, bro, riding it, hopped off of the truck, pulled it out the back of the truck and pulled up riding it. Hey, got my bike back. Look at that, get it back. I told you.
Speaker 4:Right, right, wrong, wrong, goddamn. And I was still talking to him.
Speaker 1:I was riding the bike out there to his house and coming back, bro, he does, he did bro.
Speaker 3:He did touch my shit again. Kneecap's gonna be gone.
Speaker 1:Pop, pop. And I let him know bro, don't cut through my yard, bro, Like you used to be able to walk through here, bro. You Not, no more, bro.
Speaker 4:You know, I don't even want to see you close, you fucking up church's money Can't come back to it. You broke the code of the West.
Speaker 3:I think he ended up moving nighttime like right before they closed, bro, cutting through another side, you know it was actually because the he was wanted by the law bro, they actually had like a warrant out for his arrest and everything, so that man was like timing everything oh, that's okay, he knew when he could go out.
Speaker 4:Yeah, our crime stopping the fuck out of him.
Speaker 3:I got some information for you no, no, no, they did say something. They said whenever you did call them to say they're like, wait a minute, who lives here? And they're like, wait, we're looking for this guy.
Speaker 1:But they were like they could never show up whenever he was around the area, type of well basically his wife was calling the law on him too right, because you know they was arguing, so they knew who he was but they didn't know where he was at. You know I'm saying type shit. And now they knew where he was at. He had like wants from, wants from like Greensboro and shit.
Speaker 5:Ah, hell, he had a couple wants. Yeah, the country is the place to go to stay out the way.
Speaker 3:For real bro For real shit Damn.
Speaker 1:Got my bike back though.
Speaker 3:Moral of the story don't touch this man. He like John. Wick, I know that bro Don't touch his bike, don't spray paint that.
Speaker 1:Bro, when they clipped Willie's sound system shit, that was cool.
Speaker 3:Please, they stole my sound system, bro, I was out here, hot bro, I was out here riding.
Speaker 1:I went to pawn shops and, shit bro, like I was really, I was on the hunt for his speaker. Bro, didn't you end up getting it back?
Speaker 3:I don't know if it was the same one or?
Speaker 4:not, I want to.
Speaker 5:If it is that one.
Speaker 4:Well, that's a well-known thief.
Speaker 1:Bro. The thing is I was watching that thief bro one day. He got nervous and I was parked out there because they had been trying to open their cars and stuff.
Speaker 5:Motherfuckers doing that shit a lot lately.
Speaker 1:And that man got nervous and, bro, he pulled out his speaker. Bro, I'm pretty sure it was his box, his speaker box and everything bro, and he put it inside the house bro. But I was like man, that shit, like man, I really want to go in and just get this man right now, like I want to see if that's his speaker.
Speaker 4:I'm about to say they got, got, though, literally, bro they put their shit out, bro.
Speaker 3:I went over and took Everything he had Speakers Cables. He had a Michael Jordan Basketball court. I used to throw that shit too.
Speaker 1:That was some brand new Packs of boxes, bro. I believe this is the got one for you. And then one for me.
Speaker 3:Hey, I got them, bro. Them things comfy, bro.
Speaker 1:Brand new I might have a pair home right now, yeah, but I might have a parent home right now, but brand new bro.
Speaker 3:No, but talk about crazy, bro. We should get Jordan down here to tell his account about the time they got in your car that morning. Oh shit bro, no cap.
Speaker 4:No cap bro. Where the fuck you at?
Speaker 3:Go ahead, tell him, tell that man to come down here and hold my mic. Bro, what the motherfucker. That's crazy, because I was like yeah, bro, tell that man to come down here and tell the story real quick.
Speaker 5:You know the craziest thing about that shit, though, cole, I was down here because I usually go upstairs probably about 3 or 4 o'clock, so I was down here chilling watching TV and everything. So I said, yeah, it's about bedtime, so I let the dog out, go upstairs and shit. The next thing I heard, yeah, you pumped, motherfucker. I said what the fuck, come down. What the fuck happened? Motherfucker tried to break a DJ's car.
Speaker 4:What Come tell your story about everybody broken my car bro.
Speaker 5:For the podcast.
Speaker 4:For the podcast, bro. All right, hurry up bro.
Speaker 5:Yeah, bro. I said bro, bro, I just went upstairs man. He said bro, the motherfucker was in dj's car rambling. He said I grabbed. He said I said and I'm thinking I'm like bro, nah, man, stop the cat bro. Because the whole time we've been saying because I said man, I know I had some change, because I usually don't carry change.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, it got bumpy all the time Because they usually leave their cars open all the time.
Speaker 5:Bro, I mean, because don't shit usually happen. You feel me. So I said man damn, I know, I had both. Got them flies, bro, $10, a damn quarters of the business. You probably got like $2 now Some business was nice, I said. Then time got hard. I said where the fuck my change at man.
Speaker 2:I said I know I ain't tripping.
Speaker 5:I said, man, I know I ain't tripping man. Then bruh said, man, I think somebody got me. I said man, I've been saying the same shit. Then next thing you know he found out, yeah, that motherfucker been coming in trying to rob us man.
Speaker 1:That's crazy. Nah, he was robbing you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:He was Motherfucker. He never met Jordan before.
Speaker 1:Nah bro.
Speaker 3:That's my brother-in-law, right there, jordan His name's.
Speaker 4:Jose Brother-in-law.
Speaker 3:Yeah, all right, hold on. We got. What was it? Maniac, eternal Maniac, what you want to go by Eternal Maniac. All right, we got him here First account. Hold on.
Speaker 6:Play the noise. Play some noise or something. 2,000 feet Wait.
Speaker 3:Not, there we go, we got the man. We got the man. Who? Who was fighting off the criminal?
Speaker 4:Holding the fort down In the night valiantly, like Gandalf with the borog bro oh yeah, the castle vigilante.
Speaker 2:Oh, thank you. He was like robbing bro, but no man, I just Just like Normal morning for me. I woke up and I walked out. I was half asleep and, um, like I seen him come from the sidewalk, walk straight to your door, open it like he didn't hear me come out the door or nothing like at all, and I was like is that d? It's like? Ain't no way, that was fucking d. He came off the sidewalk so uh, in my mind it went over. It was like I don't know if he's got a knife or whatever. I said, fuck it, we gonna find out yeah, I said he's just that's the fuck we're gonna find out.
Speaker 2:I got the moment of surprise right now. I didn't. I got the element. I guess my brain was like fight or flight. So I was like fight and went up there, grabbed him from behind and he was like, oh my God, oh my.
Speaker 1:God.
Speaker 2:Dude, I know I scared the goddamn hell out of you.
Speaker 1:Probably the last time he ever broke in the damn car bro.
Speaker 2:So I grabbed him and you know I thought I probably should have just kicked the goddamn hell out of him, because I had my work boots on and everything, so you know I could get my damn foot planted down in the ground. And uh, anyhow, I grabbed him. Ooh, I'm sorry. Whatever I said, no, shut the fuck up, motherfucker.
Speaker 4:And I'm sorry whatever I said. No, shut the fuck up, motherfucker. Yeah, and.
Speaker 2:I was like DJ and I was screaming his name because, you know, dj was right there and for some reason the only thing my mind was processing was just hold him, I guess because I should have probably just tripped him and got him down on the ground. But I didn't think, bro, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Like four minutes. Got my clothes on, walked out and that motherfucker was in his car.
Speaker 4:I was like Too early for this shit.
Speaker 2:I was like what the fuck just happened. But then I guess where he had a hoodie on and I had him around his neck, I mean I had a goddamn grip on him, bro, he was not getting out at all.
Speaker 4:But he slipped out of his hoodie and I grabbed his hoodie and twisted it.
Speaker 2:He took off and went down running, went down the sidewalk running. I'm cussing him out and everything calling him a bitch that's what I heard, yeah pussy, yeah pussy.
Speaker 5:He said yeah, bitch and he that's why I got the jacket. Look, look, when I heard the shit, I said, I said what the fuck, I jumped up.
Speaker 1:Wait, you still got the jacket, bro. No, he left.
Speaker 5:We left it out there look, he left it out there and some bitch came back and got it.
Speaker 2:I don't know if he came back and got it, but I know it was cold too.
Speaker 4:It was cold it was cold it was cold.
Speaker 5:I come down here and Brad said, yeah, man, what's up? Breaking deep? I said, bro, I just came from down here. Man, why the fuck? I said god damn it. I was stressed out too, man. I said man damn.
Speaker 2:I wanted to touch Hell. I don't even think you would have seen him. If you'd have had lights on, he might have thought twice.
Speaker 5:Exactly. Yeah, I feel like there's somebody camping right there.
Speaker 2:Nah, he had to have scoped it out. Yeah, had to. It's just like the time mine and yours got robbed. You remember that I was?
Speaker 5:just saying that shit man, mother took all my damn. Change man, yeah bro.
Speaker 1:I've been using that shit in the vending machine.
Speaker 2:Bro man, I remember one fucking time I put change in the vending machine and it got stuck right and there was people in the break room and I was so fucking hungry that damn day on break I hadn't ate anything. I was broke. I said, and that reese's cup got, uh, got stuck. I took that vending machine. I said mm.
Speaker 1:Two fell out.
Speaker 2:Two fell out, I ate both of them. And the guy behind me was looking at me.
Speaker 3:He was like what you gonna do with the other one. I ate him. I ate both of them I said bro.
Speaker 2:I said my bad man, I'm hungry bro, I ain't had no lunch, no breakfast, no breakfast, no nothing.
Speaker 5:He was like it's cool man, he probably didn't know if I was going to eat here, bitch, I came to work off of willpower. Be the fuck alone, bro.
Speaker 2:But anyways, back on the topic. When I went to work that day, started working and shit, I thought about it. I was like damn, maybe I should call out. I was like nah, I need money.
Speaker 4:I was like this should be a good reason to call out. Didn't he bite you too?
Speaker 2:That's what I was about to say. I didn't even know this man bit me. My adrenaline was running so goddamn bad. I didn't feel a pain until I was talking to you in the living room. I was like damn. I said my right arm's kind of hurting. I took off my hoodie and looked. I said this motherfucker bit me. I didn't even know it, didn't even fucking damn know it, but I had had my hoodie on that night too.
Speaker 5:So I'm pretty sure I mean morning. I ain't going to hold you Bitch, I want to call it off. Shit, I'm sick out there.
Speaker 2:I should have. I ain't going to go get a tetanus shot out there.
Speaker 1:Should have called up for a rabies shot For real.
Speaker 5:It made me sleepy after I get the shot.
Speaker 4:I can't drive Mother fucker is terrible, bro, what you got going on.
Speaker 5:I'll tell you man Awesome, real shit, bro. Back in the damn day, man, I'll be chilling. I'm like man. I think this is a reason to call out. Shit. My motherfucking head hurt out there, me and them joint be plotting man. Is this a good reason to call out? I do.
Speaker 2:Can't do that shit now. Yeah, I know One of them times I messaged my boss calling out and I was just like, yeah, I gotta run errands. That's all I said and went back to sleep, god heavens, what the fuck y'all got going on, bro, I thought about that. I was like bro George, you should have just told this man, what the fuck the hell, you was about to do at this point.
Speaker 5:You just lied.
Speaker 1:Had nothing to do. A little white lie, bro yeah.
Speaker 2:Shit hell. I damn know some of them dudes I used to work with. That was like shit. I'll tell my boss man, my grandma died in a heartbeat. Bruh, no, you say stuff like that.
Speaker 5:It's crazy, because I damn schemed so damn much to get out of work and that shit came back to bite me in the ass. I couldn't even motherfucking go to work, ain't that some shit?
Speaker 2:Damn.
Speaker 5:I said maybe I shouldn't have said all the lies all the damn time. I remember we used to party like a motherfucker. I only had to work four days a week, bro Four twelves. And I did.
Speaker 4:You'd be drinking at work.
Speaker 5:Yeah, we used to. I don't see how the fuck we used to do that shit, bro, mondays I ain't never come to work. I ain't come to work on Monday. You'll see me Tuesday, you will see me Friday, because that's payday Wednesday. It's skeptical. I mean, we went to the fucking strip club. We left work to go to the strip club. Then come back to work. Then I'm like, hey, bro, clock me out, man, I ain't coming back. No-transcript, I ain't coming back.
Speaker 1:Did that shit for a whole three days. Pull up Friday to a check with $73.50.
Speaker 4:For real, bro, I still got faith. Fucking check up and get it right back, huh.
Speaker 3:Talk about making excuses for work. What you got y'all, what's some crazy excuses. You made Some crazy excuses. You can get the mic and everything bro.
Speaker 4:Yeah, switch out. Hey, I appreciate you.
Speaker 3:We're gonna have to get you on the next episode yeah we gotta get you on Crazy stories coming up.
Speaker 4:We appreciate you Appreciate the feature bro.
Speaker 6:Go ahead, give him an applause thing.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, give him that applause 2000 years. We'll find it, we'll find it.
Speaker 4:It's the fourth one, bro. No, it ain't Okay, is that one right?
Speaker 3:No, no there we go.
Speaker 4:There we go. Take a little dip in teeth One, two, three.
Speaker 3:What was the excuse you had, bro, okay, I mean I mean, look listen, I've you had, bro.
Speaker 6:Okay, I mean I I mean, look listen, I've called that a work a lot, a lot. Um, I'm trying, I'm trying to remember, nah, but that was a point where I was bad, bro. I was bad, wasn't even going to work. I can't think of an excuse that I would tell you why, bro. I would just be on some sometimes bro I just be like I ain't trying to go really that well. If I ain't like the customer or something I'm like I'm not going.
Speaker 3:You can't think of anything. That you said, nah, I can't think of anything. So now we're at school, oh school.
Speaker 6:Okay, school, I'll tell you that I used to skip out Every Call of Duty game came out.
Speaker 3:What lie. Would you tell your mom to get a whole week off of school?
Speaker 6:I used to tell her that we had exams and I didn't have to do them.
Speaker 5:Oh shit.
Speaker 6:I was like, yeah, we got it. Because this is when I got to high school and she went to a meeting and they were like, yeah, so some kids, some students, they don't have to take the exam. So they were kind of explaining that to like, your kid doesn't have to come to school, but you can still send him. I ran with that all the way. I was like, yeah, we don't got to go for a whole week, though I'm like this whole week we taking, they taking. I was like this whole week upperclassmen are taking exams. One got to go.
Speaker 1:And she's like okay.
Speaker 6:Pulled the classic out the sleeve. Hey, bro, by the time Willie got home, I mean by the time Rivers got home I'd be like Prestige 1, bro.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, I'd be like Prestige 1, bro, the game just came up late. Hey yo, Ricky, load up Shit. I'm already at the top of the leaderboard, bro, Check me out.
Speaker 6:Bro, back in the day I was a man.
Speaker 4:I used to look at though no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3:See, what I don't understand is people say Omni Movement Bro. Omni Movement was an advanced warfare bro. Like you could jump to the side, you could jump back, you could do all that who's talking about?
Speaker 4:Titanfall.
Speaker 3:Titanfall 2, right yeah, Titanfall.
Speaker 4:That's when that movement first came out, Like the wall running and shit like that bro.
Speaker 6:No, I'll be honest, I've seen the video. That type of movement been in games since 2000.
Speaker 4:I know that one game. It's like bro, people still play it, bro. It's like they got katanas and pistols and they be doing it.
Speaker 6:You talking about Dudley.
Speaker 4:That's a new game no, no, no, that's a whole one, bro.
Speaker 3:It's called Guns it's something like that. I remember it's a PC game.
Speaker 4:It's a PC game yeah, yeah, yeah, I've been on that thing got like PlayStation 1 graphics. It do bro and I played it, bro, back on when I used to live over here.
Speaker 4:Yeah, bro and that shit bro. No cap bro game. I don't know how, but um, I know, one time uh like, uh yo, cuz has to plan for uh missing work bro, hey yo. So this motherfucker, uh, what is it? That was bad. When kobe first came out, hey yeah, buddy. But I ain't gonna say yeah, yeah, hey yo. When kobe first came out, bro, that motherfucker said hey yo, look bro. He said we both live in the same house. He said if I got COVID, then you got to get tested for COVID. You got to go on quarantine too. He said it's up to you. Though I thought about it. I said I could use a week off. Hey yo, this motherfucker. He jumped in there, bro. He said uh, Motherfucker.
Speaker 5:Hold on COVID. First came Shit Hold on.
Speaker 4:I got to break for one minute. Y'all keep on going.
Speaker 5:I got shit three days Shit.
Speaker 6:I'm coughing, yeah I'm about to be out, he said I'm coughing.
Speaker 5:I'm coughing shit.
Speaker 6:Nah, I do remember this when I was for work, because I used to be really bad on Zans and I used to call in. I'd be like, yeah, I ain't feeling it today. I don't you just sound sick on Zans too, bro? Yeah, bro, you just bro. I used to be bad on him.
Speaker 3:And I used to call, says my dad is my boss.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I'd be like yeah, nah, he my boss, but he cutting me slack though. Yeah, for real bro. He ain't cutting me slack and bro, I used to be on some bullshit bro. I'd be like I ain't feeling it, I ain feeling good. But I swear the guy was weak for like a whole five weeks bro. I was bad. Bro, I was just short for like two days. He be like I don't feel like going. That was bad.
Speaker 3:Making that Zan money, spending that Zan money.
Speaker 1:No, he was just going two days to make some Zan money.
Speaker 6:Oh, for real. No, for real, for real. I needed that. That shit was horrible what about you?
Speaker 3:uh uh, junior, you got anything that you used to do like as a kid, like did you make any excuses to your mom? Or like or getting out of work or anything. You weren't. I don't feel like you. Whenever there was like work, you'd always go like I don't feel like a lot, bro.
Speaker 1:you know, I was always hung out with the grown man bro, the grown man bro.
Speaker 6:Always.
Speaker 1:I went to the strip club bro I'm talking about I'm like it's summer break, too over, what was that? Middle school, I think it's summertime, bro. And we went to the strip club, right, and there was these men I know I ain't going to say names, bro, because a lot of people know, but we was at the strip club, right, and this man is drunk. Drunk, bro, but at the same time, I already know how to drive, bro. Like you know, I had been out here. You know these men drunk, so I was already driving. So, bro, something told me like just don't leave this man here, just don't leave him, just stay with him, drive for him. I stayed, bro, this man was drunk. We ain't leave till like 6, 7 in the morning. They knew him, so he was such a client there, bro, they would close it at 2, 3 am, and we was the only ones there, bro, yeah, all the ladies and everything, bro, just us, bro, and bro, I'm like 13,. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1:I'm seeing titties, bro, you know what I'm saying All the time and then so we leave, right, bro you heard that motherfucker. Oh, so bitch oh so, bitch, I got a duck now.
Speaker 5:It's like shit this Pearl.
Speaker 1:Harbor, the fuck going on.
Speaker 6:Goddamn, oh musty bitch.
Speaker 1:It's the summertime, bro, so I'm working, bro, right. So I don't even work on Saturdays and Sundays. You know, I was always working on what Pop's doing flowing. So by the age of 13, I already knew kind of what I was doing. You know, I already knew what was going on in them. So I drove this man to his house, right, and we get there right. It's like 7 in the morning, maybe, bro, 8. And I'm trying to get a ride home to my house, you know what I'm saying. So my homies who I was with were supposed to go meet me at that man's house, bro, but I pulled up, bro. They pulled up and literally expected me to be right behind them. And you know, come on, they weren't waiting me to be right behind them. And you know, come on, they weren't waiting bro. I had to sit there and sleep, bro, with that man drunk passed out in the truck, bro.
Speaker 1:Damn, we're in there sleeping right, bro. His wife come out, bro, and eventually, bro, you know, I got embarrassed. I had to walk up the road about a mile. Maybe, bro, half a mile mile, and that's, uh, another one of my parents friends for a ride. Bro, he was like man, you need to stop doing that. Stop hanging out with these men Pulled up to the house. Bro Didn't sleep all night, mind you, I was drinking daddy's juice, bro, at that age already, bro, you know what I'm saying. I'm feeling a little sick, bro, with the strip club shirt on my shoulder. Bro, I pull up. Bro, my dad opens the door because he's about to go cut the man up.
Speaker 6:I got caught like two years.
Speaker 1:I'm walking in here like, hey, motherfucker, get ready, we're about to go to work. Get ready, we're about to go to work. I went straight to work like that, bro, real shit.
Speaker 5:Real shit. It was a Thursday night when I was in high school, man. It was when Girls Go Wild was out. That was at AP's. Girls Go Wild was out, so that was at AP's Girls Go Wild. I said, yeah, fuck it. Yeah, we gonna have to go. Just turned 18, bro. So me and the homies went up there. As soon as we got there, we was pre-gaming in the fucking parking lot like a dumbass Mother came by a female. She was pissing in the parking lot and one of the yeah, so we were just looking. We were like man, what the fuck? She had a straw, bro.
Speaker 5:No, no, it was just like oh so next thing, you know, and mind you, we still like taking shots and shit. And then one of the like like the secret security, whatever the fuck it is, but he was a cop. He said everything all right over here, man, y'all good. Like, yeah, nigga we all. He said, well, let me see some ID. Damn, oh shit, that's when you turn around and run bro.
Speaker 5:Run how we in Greensboro, when the the fuck I'm going to run to my ride is here, I said fuck Damn Boom, Gave the ID. He said you drunk, Nah man. So he said look at that shit, Seen the bottles, Seen the beer. I said why the fuck did we motherfucking bring all this shit up here in the fucking?
Speaker 4:park.
Speaker 5:At the fucking club. And it's a big event like this going on, stupid as fuck, young as fuck. So damn On that hot boy stuff Stupid. So he motherfucking gave us an underage drinking ticket Charging shit like this he gave you a ticket.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I thought he was a security.
Speaker 5:Oh he was a cop. Oh hell, I already got my shit, man. I always red party like a motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Right, yeah.
Speaker 5:Man. I didn't get to the damn house until like 5 o'clock that morning, as soon as I was about to sneak in the fucking house, my mama walking out. No, yeah, it was my mama. She was walking out about to go to work. She said what the fuck you been not Uh-huh? Then, next thing you know, she said kid Called my daddy what. He just got off of work. Damn this damn boy just walking in the motherfucking house. What Damn my daddy. He exaggerates every fucking thing, man. He said oh shit, I don't know what the fuck you gonna do. You can't ask school.
Speaker 3:I said damn, I was going to skip.
Speaker 5:I was going to give me some crab raguna and some sesame chicken. I had it planned out in my damn head. I was going to say I was sick Woo to woo and damn, just call out of work too, because I was working at Hardee's and shit. I said man, I was just going to say I'm going to get some channel food and cheer and play the game. Yes, going to school, Bruh, tell me why I ain't going to school with the fucking club shit on. Still had the fucking shit on my damn.
Speaker 1:Yes, Big old X's on your wrist, bruh.
Speaker 6:Yes, still hung, yeah, yeah yeah, I ain't even hung over drunk. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:Bruh, tell me why we had to take our placement test that fucking day. I said, man, I went up in that motherfucker. I said, bro, my life was fucked up. Man, I got to change my life. Man, I was praying to God, bro. I said this shit ain't right bro. This shit ain't right man, I had to pay for my next placement test because I bombed that fucking test, damn.
Speaker 1:You know what's crazy, bro, I pulled up. It was like my junior year in high school, bro, I pulled up, drunk still, bro. It was like a Wednesday night, bro Drank through all night. Bro Went Thursday to school, bro had exams. Bro, damn what was it? Social studies exams maybe, bro, and I didn't know what the hell I was doing. Really, bro, I had a red bull, you know. I stopped for a red bull on the way there, bro, and I pulled in the class sit and they're like hey, you can't have nothing to drink in here during the exam I was like man.
Speaker 1:Well, you know what? I ain't sleep all night. I need to have something. I'm not, I can't take the exam, I'll come back another day. He's like no, no, no, you're already here, we're not gonna have a makeup day. It was like step outside and drink it, bro. I chugged that damn Red Bull bro. It was that Red Bull bro. It was the wings doing the thinking for me bro. Them country guys.
Speaker 1:bro, that's what it was bro, and you know what I got the highest grade on that damn exam Everybody in that class I got the highest grade.
Speaker 5:Oh, I forgot, I had to think about it. Back to the charge.
Speaker 3:Oh damn, what happened.
Speaker 5:Bruh, I'm thinking they're going to send the shit in the mail and everything. Boom, I get the rest of the house to the country, get shit out the mail. Boom, Thinking it was only going to be one, like one lawyer or some shit like that. Bruh, they kept sending that shit. Then my brother got one shit. He called me and said man, what the fuck you get into? Man, I said what you talking about, Because I ain't telling nobody. I was like just go to court, pay the restitution fee, drop the charge.
Speaker 5:Lawyers want that money bro, I wasn't going to get no lawyer.
Speaker 1:But you know, they advertise it to your house, bro. They're going to snitch like a bus this. They go snitch like everybody else.
Speaker 5:This motherfucker, the next thing, you know, he let it go. He didn't say nothing. Then my daddy got wind of the shit. He seen shit came in the mirror Boy, you going to jail, you going to fucking jail. Von Von, this damn boy going to jail. She said what the fuck you talking about? I'm at work, I'm at hard as motherfucking, like making burgers and shit. I'm like, damn, I'm going to fucking jail because.
Speaker 6:I don't know. Yeah, right, right, right, yeah, you don't know.
Speaker 5:So I'm like damn, I'm going to jail for just drinking. And then she said, yep, show the fuck you, damn boy.
Speaker 3:You going to hell too.
Speaker 5:So, man bro, my motherfucker heart beat like a motherfucker man. I was like damn, I gotta get. I'm a statistic now. I ain't even got out of high school yet, cuz I'm about to graduate this year now and I'm about to go to jail Like damn. So, cuz, when I tell you, man, my daddy said I'm taking you to court, I'm taking you to court, go to court. They said I had to take a class and do community service and then pay the restitution fee.
Speaker 1:My dad said I ain't paying that shit, I ain't asking you.
Speaker 5:He said well, you ain't go to jail this time, I said, and I looked at him. I said I don't think I was going to jail in the beginning. He said I was just trying to scare you. I said man, that's some bullshit. Daddy, I ain't going to lie bro.
Speaker 1:Growing up I got myself into some trouble with the law, but money-wise and all that I never let my parents know about. None of that, bro man you I fixed everything, bro. You're supposed to, I ain't never stress them out or nothing bro about that.
Speaker 5:I was never. I ain't man. Last person, the last person you should tell any damn thing to is my motherfucking daddy, because he going to. It could be something small, like when I first got my tattoo. I skipped school to get the tattoo Over there by JC Park Nah. So I came to school. I had boom, boom. Then I just got to school, probably about one o'clock, no, about 12 o'clock, so damn. Got to school Winning class, ms Court's class.
Speaker 5:Then next thing, you know, out of all fucking days, the first fucking time ever, hey, can you send such and such to the office, his dad here to pick him up? I said my dad here to pick me up. She said how you about to pick him up? He just got to school. I said oh shit, shit and man, go up there. You just got to school, man daddy, let it go, let it go. Then next thing, you know, he said you got 15,000 damn tattoos. He called my damn mom this boy is tatted up. He got tattoos on his face. He got tattoos every damn world man man on his face. He got tattoos every damn world man man. My damn mama said I'm going to beat your ass. I'm a grown-ass man now I'm feeling myself. I'm getting a little twat and everything I said. I'm a grown-ass.
Speaker 6:That's how my brother and me got caught. That's how we got caught. I got my first ticket. I was speeding, I had my address at my mama's house. I started sending them letters over there, bro. And then, bro, I wasn't even going to tell her nothing either, because I ain't live with her. And bro, she's like you got a ticket Me over here. No, what are you talking about? She's like you got a ticket. I was like no, why, bro?
Speaker 1:she put out a stack about that big full bro, yeah, they keep sending that shit to you.
Speaker 6:I was like damn, till you choose a lawyer. Yeah, I was like, bro, come on for real. I was like come on, bro, I'm over here trying to, trying to be sneaky about that shit, bro, and then you know who to call jason ross the law lawyer get you out of any situation for the right price.
Speaker 5:You know you was guilty, but allegedly.
Speaker 6:Allegedly you guilty, but this money Says otherwise.
Speaker 5:Facts yo With that diddy money. Oh shit, I don't know how many times this something Just got my uncle Out of some shit man.
Speaker 3:For real, bro. Yeah, real shit. That motherfucker Don't even look like he belongs in, like In the courtroom.
Speaker 1:He don't, bro, he look crazy. Don't he work with his son too?
Speaker 3:I don't know, he's got another one.
Speaker 5:I think you're talking about the funeral home.
Speaker 1:No, no, you're talking about Lloyd, right yeah?
Speaker 5:Yeah, no, you're talking about Skidmore. Skidmore worked with his son.
Speaker 1:With Skidmore and son, I guess. I think so. I think so.
Speaker 5:Because we went to school with Skidmore. We went to school with Skidmore. We went to school with him, so he started working with his dad.
Speaker 1:I know Jason Ross got now a couple people bro, A couple big folks. You know, yeah, Got in some big trouble bro, that's the man to go to, bro. That's the man bro. He probably got special connects bro. Yeah, real shit, yo he got special connects bro.
Speaker 3:You know he do. He gonna postpone the fuck out of it. They gonna get tired of that shit. Yeah, they be like let's just drop the case.
Speaker 6:That's what they did for me. That's what they did for me. That's what they had to do.
Speaker 3:It's. Let me go use my old casual move. Extend the case, please.
Speaker 6:That shit live, sir. That shit was during COVID too, COVID had.
Speaker 1:Just I had this one lawyer I don't know if I should say his name. He got me out of some stuff. When I was in high school I took off on a high speed chase like 2 or 3 in the morning, drunk as shit. I ran into a roadblock. I'm a state trooper, I shitload of them. I turned around on them so quick and a little 4 cylinder I know. If I had a six-cylinder I was gone bro.
Speaker 5:Not a eight-cylinder, six-cylinder.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, just a six-cylinder.
Speaker 6:He ain't need that much. Two more, he don't ask for much he a humble man, it's crazy bro.
Speaker 1:I had some celery. I had a bag of celery in my pocket, bro, in case I got hungry, right For real bro. And then I had a little bag of ranch, a little bag of ranch.
Speaker 1:So you know, all we're doing, bro. It's like 2, 3 in the morning, we're drunk, we're drinking, bro, and this again we're straight grown folks and stuff, bro. And then my homie's mama went out His aunt, you know, he was coming from Mexico, right, just like temporarily to work and go back, you know. So he took his aunt's car and he's like hey, my aunt, my uncle, ain't here, whatever, whatever. We got the car today. They told me not to use it unless I had to go get food. But they told me not to use it unless I had to go get food. But hey, we'll just tell them we went to go get food. So we had the car, bro, we drinking, we cruising around in the trailer park and stuff. Mind you, we on the other side of the road, bro, bro. And then this other guy started calling. I'm like hey.
Speaker 1:I'm drinking by myself. I'm drinking by myself. You know, I'm hype.
Speaker 3:I'm with bro, you don't even know what the hell.
Speaker 1:You don't even know where we at. You don't know English. What if something happens, bro? And then here goes my dumb ass man, and I still checked the last beer I had, too. Got in the car, bro, you know what I'm saying. And even ate me a stick of celery, bro, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:And then took off, bro, we on the way there, bro, roblox State Troopers, bro, bro, I just I ain't even think about it, bro. I pulled into a little bit to the grass and whipped it real quick. I done a three-point turn in front of their face. Almost, bro, bro, whipped, it took off. Bro, I'm talking about I was gone for like a good little mile, bro, straight road, but I ain't had saying I had to go, bro. I got that little v4 bro, it was a Malibu bro pushing the shit out of it. Bro, next thing, you know, I see blue lights at a distance though, but they're catching up fast, bro. It was gone, bro, behind me bro, I'm driving.
Speaker 1:Bro, I come to this one turn. I had to pass this car, this truck. I don't know what the old school truck doing out at that time, bro, he probably didn't even have insurance tags or nothing on it. Bro, that thing was falling apart, almost, bro. I passed him, bro, right on the curve, and I had I was gonna take that left turn right on the curve. But, mind you, the curve is turning to the right and I needed to turn to the left, pass the truck and, bro, when I whip it, to turn into the left, bro, the car goes on two wheels, literally, bro, like we about to flip and you know how and you know how you play, like, I play Santa Dress, bro. Like when you about to flip, you turn the knob the other way, like, and the car is back, literally, bro.
Speaker 1:That's what clicked in my head, bro, when the car started going like sideways and drifting, you know, and started lifting up from one side. It was like slow motion. Something just told me turn the steering wheel and I turned it, bro. That car slammed so hard down bro. And then a 360, bro, like not like a whole 180 turn, bro, and I was facing exactly to where, basically a 270 degrees turn, but I was facing exactly where I had to go, bro, and took off, bro. I had a good chance to get off and run, bro, but since I was with him you know, mexico, you could bribe a cop, you know, I'm saying they do that shit and he was like, ask him how much he wants. I was like man, we do that shit, we're going to jail, bro, we're about to hop out and run. This man starts panicking. His aunt's perfume was in the car, bro. He grabs and sprays his whole mouth.
Speaker 3:Damn.
Speaker 1:Sprays his mouth and I'm over here telling them to crack the door that as soon as I stop, we're going to hop out. We still had a good 15 second clearance of getting out and running for 15 seconds without them seeing us, bro. This man sprays the shit, bro. He starts throwing up. You know gagging couldn't even stop moving and stuff. These troopers started raining on us. Bro, just rolled up on us, surrounding us, guns drawn, and he over here. They talking about hands in the fucking air and, like bro, this man's over here throwing up. Like bro, they're beating on the car, talking about put your fucking hands in the fucking air. You know like going off, bro, and you know eventually. You know they gave me orders, bro, we couldn't run. Pull me out the car, bro. You see how they like high-speed chasing, they pull you out like a dog bro, and just slam you on the ground.
Speaker 1:Exactly what they done man Damn bro. Why the hell you running from us? Why the hell you running man? I was just scared, man. I was scared. I've been drinking daddy's jigs, bro. So, bro, I'm sitting there. You know, I'm over here praying, bro. You know, like, if anybody has any doubt of if God exists, I'm confirming it to you right now.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Bro, they made me blow on that damn alcohol thing right, and my eyes bloodshot red bro, red, red, red bro. I'm drinking and smoking, well, eating celery, bro, and uh, what you gonna call it, I blow on it, bro, that thing says 0.24 and then says numbers. And then it goes crazy, bro, like zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, like it goes crazy, bro. And then he's like oh, hold on, let me do it again. And, bro, I'm sitting here praying, bro, I'm not even thinking about blowing, I'm over here praying, I'm just listening to directions, without even listening to the man, bro, and I blow again, bro, and it it said again, bro, 0.24. And then it again zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero. And then it beep like beep, like it cleared it at zero, bro. And I do not know how I did. It was god, bro, that was god bro, that's damn, that's crazy yeah bro.
Speaker 1:And then the crazy thing is, bro, like I had a decent size, decent pack of celery in my pocket, bro, he pulled it down. Pack it, bro, cold, fresh celery. Bro, it smelled raw too. This it was good, bro. He pulled it out and stuck it right back in my pocket.
Speaker 3:Oh, shit, yeah, bro, damn.
Speaker 1:He stuck it right back in my pocket Like nothing ever happened, bro. I did catch a whole bunch of charges, though, bro. Like what did I catch? Like driving reckless, eluding an officer, putting a passenger in danger, putting civilians in danger for passing that truck and stuff with people. And he got me. I was really. He even told me, bro, he was like man, you know, last time I clocked you you was doing 120. And you know, he even looked out, bro, like you know, because I'm over here telling him the story Like oh, I'm scared Y'all be killing people. I guess that got him. It got to him. He even told all the troopers. He was like all right, I got it. I guess he was the top dog. He was like I got it, I got it from him. He ended up charging me for just. He didn't even charge me for none of that. He got me for a 75 and a 45, and he had just told me he had just told me that the last time he clocked me I was hitting 120. Bro.
Speaker 5:Cuz just hit a damn cheat code Right.
Speaker 3:He pulled up the cell phone from GTA. Put that cheat code in bro.
Speaker 5:And they gonna do the sympathy man. Y'all be killing folks, yeah, bro.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, man.
Speaker 5:I'm sorry, I get you bad.
Speaker 1:My fault, my fault. That's crazy, bro. And the thing is, I ain't even have a driver's license, bro, I had a permit, bro, I had a permit bro, a driver's permit.
Speaker 5:Hey man, god is with you bro. Yeah, for real bro.
Speaker 1:So if anybody ever has no doubt. I just confirmed it, bro.
Speaker 3:He exists, bro, he be helping out the crazy people. I'm over here trying to live by the book.
Speaker 5:Supper. That's crazy, man. I just thought about it. Shit, I really wasn't a bad motherfucking kid then. Shit oh bro.
Speaker 1:I just wanted to skip school. Chill some chill and shit like that Got this man started on it.
Speaker 5:Damn, what the fuck he probably think about like what type of shit you was on growing up, bro, yeah, bro.
Speaker 1:I was a little reckless, bro. I mean I ain't proud of it, but I ain't gonna lie, I had some fun, bro. Like who don't want to have the feeling of running from the cops bro. That is true too, you know you ever been on GTA and you just running from them and just you got about five stars and just running from them, big old suburbs and SWAT trucks, bro, to be honest, I'm going to keep it 100,.
Speaker 5:Man, my fear wasn't the cops, it was my motherfucking parents. Bro, I'm going to keep this shit 100. My damn mama did put the fear in God in me, and it wasn't like the fear of getting your ass whooped, it was like the fear of disappointing them.
Speaker 6:Okay.
Speaker 5:And they worked so hard to get me to this damn point and I just take that shit all the way to doing some stupid shit. So that was my damn fear.
Speaker 3:I always wanted to damn, right right, yeah, like make them proud of me, like do good and make them like yeah.
Speaker 1:So, damn what the fuck. Well, I feel like I ain't doing good, now that I've grown, but where they see that I ain't the way I was growing up. Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, you good, they probably thought I was going to get killed or locked up or something bro, yeah, he's like you doing good, you still living you free.
Speaker 1:But, bro, I've had some fun bro. Yeah, I've done stuff that you can't even imagine it bro. Yeah, bro, but damn Bro, we would get you know, because I always got old bikes and stuff. People would go throw them at the trash cans, right, and I would always collect them, bro, for parts, for tires, chains, anything bro. I'd build a bike out of nothing, bro, I'd have two, three bikes and build you one, bro, and damn bro, I would take all my scrap bro I'm talking about I'd go around clipping soccer balls, basketballs, even trash bags, bro, and just lining them up on the road bro, and people would just come, bro I'm talking about I'm like 10 years old, bro, and we just sitting there waiting, and it's like 1 in the morning. Just snuck out the house, bro, cars just coming in, you know they, we put it right on the curve to where they couldn't see it bro. For real, bro, 1 and 1. We, you know, we put it right on the curve to where they couldn't see it, bro, for real bro, One and one.
Speaker 1:We really fucked, that's where I really fucked up, bro. It was a nice Mercedes bro.
Speaker 6:No, a BMW, Bro. What's a menace?
Speaker 1:A BMW, bro. Bro, what's a menace. Came and ran over the bike right and it's like the pegs didn't let the bike get crushed, bro. It's like the car ran up the wheel and landed on the pegs. Bro, the car like didn't have no more control of it. Bro, that motherfucker was just throwing sparks and went to the right fast into it like a. I don't want to say it was like a ditch, ditch, but it was like a little hill bro.
Speaker 5:This damn girl, though, man, the one you used to come over here and party with man. She had a girlfriend.
Speaker 1:Oh hell you know she might have been crazy the way y'all talking about the party house. Bro man, let it go.
Speaker 5:No man, but it was like she called me. She said hey, can you come pick me up? I said hell, no man, where the fuck you at?
Speaker 6:bro, Tight as hell brother.
Speaker 5:Then she said, man, such and such got the argument and she put me out the car. Why the fuck you get out the car you?
Speaker 6:feel me. Don't be arguing if you're not driving.
Speaker 5:Ain't nobody put me out of the shit, motherfucker, you're going to have to call the cops or something. I'm getting back to my damn point. A goddamn, she said she put me out the car. Now I'm walking when you at. I'm coming from the trailer park, you trying to get all the way from. I said shit, I hate it for you. I hate to be like High knees, high knees.
Speaker 6:Call me when you get there.
Speaker 5:I said I hate it for you. And then next thing you know she said is that a fuck? She said it's a big ass bird. Is that a Damn? I hate it for you. Goddamn, you know better than to go from there and get left goddamn. I don't know how many times that bitch has left you. You gonna keep going to get left.
Speaker 6:Nah, you keep going back after getting left. Nah, that's on you.
Speaker 5:I hate it for you. Goddamn, I'm not going in that motherfucker for the Explorer to pick your motherfucking ass up. You ain't got no gas money.
Speaker 6:Oh, no babies, yeah from my head that shit a trip too.
Speaker 3:That shit a trip bro, damn bro, that shit's crazy.
Speaker 5:That shit was funny as hell, man. I was like man, that motherfucker out there with them damn dinosaurs and shit.
Speaker 6:Bitch you on the island where the fuck you at.
Speaker 5:Recool and shit. Now, bro, damn, you had to learn the hard way, goddamn. Nah, I ain't never had nothing.
Speaker 6:This man got crazy stories that he been in. I've been around people that be doing the crazy shit and I just be watching. And it was this one time at a strip club. This dude got in there drunk. I was outside chilling smoking and we see him, like we see him, run out. It was a short dude, short little Mexican dude. Dude running the whole security team running after him and he gets in his car. Everybody like he's already bleeding. He's already bleeding, Everybody running after him. He gets in his car. Some dude or's already bleeding he's already bleeding, Everybody running after him. He gets in his car. Some dude or he backed out. And then some dude did some karate kick, Did a spin, kicked his window out, Hit him in the process, knocked that dude out. What the fuck?
Speaker 5:Swear to God.
Speaker 2:Swear to God, I'm out there just smoking. I'm watching this whole thing just unfold and he knocks out.
Speaker 6:So they're trying to take him out. And then he starts reaching underneath. So everybody back up, back up. He reaching, he reaching, so they back up. I see one of the short security guards. He's like oh, I'm about to pop the trunk on his ass, bro. Everybody starts pulling out straps. Little homie runs to his car, pops a trunk. Hoe, ak in that shit, oh shit. And so the dude drives off. They just aiming, nobody shot, right, nobody shot. He drives off, he drives off. They call the cops and everything. Bro, that dude was fucked up. Bro, that dude was. They got in this little motel down the road. They got him right there, Cops got him. So now they're bringing the girl out. But apparently this motherfucker since he didn't want to be like dance on him or anything, motherfucker, had his steel toes on, kicked that bitch. That's why I started chasing his ass.
Speaker 3:That's crazy bro that shit crazy as fuck.
Speaker 5:I know I had a situation that happened kind of like that, yo, and I don't know what the fuck it was. I was like shit, I was supposed to go out with this damn girl and then I was pre-gaming with my damn brother over there and we was taking a couple shots and shit, it was like shit, we about to hit the I think it was Madison, I don't know. I was fucking drunk, we was drinking fucking bootleg and we went to this liquor house and then I'm like, hey, shit, I'm hanging with big bruh and shit like that, I ain't with niggas, and shit. I said, fuck it, we go. Then we end up going to this place where some shit happened before and they was involved, and then as soon as we pulled up, we pulled up two cars deep.
Speaker 5:Next thing, you know, we're hurt, clank, clank, clank, clank I. Next thing, you know, we're hurt, clank, clank, clank, clank. I said. He said, yeah, ain't no strap with us, we're naked. And I said, man, fuck that, I'm going to knock him out and take the gun, get your motherfucking ass in.
Speaker 6:He was watching too many movies.
Speaker 5:He was about to get us all killed. Man. I mean, I'm telling you I'm like gone bro and I'm like man, fuck that. He said no, motherfucker, you can't fight no bullet, get in the damn car. Then I really thought about that shit. When I got to the house and sober up the next day I said I ain't fucking with y'all motherfuckers, no more man. What the fuck y'all Nah nigga. Nah, I'm a country boy, I ain't a hood nigga man. I'm about to hit him and take the gun Can't be doing that now.
Speaker 5:What the fuck wrong with you?
Speaker 1:bro. Matter of fact, we got one time, you know, we was coming back from the club and there was this one little bar, bro, that would sell beer after hours. Right, Taxed the hell out of it, bro. 12 pack for $50, bro.
Speaker 6:What the fuck Highway robbery.
Speaker 4:You know what?
Speaker 1:I'm saying it's 2, 3 in the morning, later than that, really, bro, 4 or 5,. We pulled up, bro, and we literally just got off. Bro walked up to the bar and told this lady hey, we want to buy a beer, but we're not from here, we come from somewhere else. We knew the deal, walked to the side after we told her and she let us buy whatever we wanted. Right know, bro, we out there, bro, and somebody was like, hey, give me a beer. And they was like no, no, they're expensive. Man, we bought them. Man, you can buy them. And you know he got hot, bro, and he was over there, drunk bro, on some meth, moving his jaws, all kinds of crazy bro. He was looking, he looked like he was howling something. Bro, bro, this man, go to his car, bro. And AK. Bro, a long rifle, bro out his trunk, bro, start shooting at us, bro damn damn we just broke in.
Speaker 1:You know it was out already. You know it's like. It's like a little, basically little building bro, and then just a big ass parking lot bro, cars everywhere bro. We was just running in between cars bro. I'm glad it was so many cars, bro, but I'll tell you what bro people came out and cars was shot the fuck up bro, like he let off a good 30 to 60 rounds bro, like it just felt, like it wasn't ever going to end bro.
Speaker 1:It felt like he was never going to stop. Bro, I'm talking about letting it go, bro. That's crazy, yeah, bro.
Speaker 3:Hell. No, bro, that has some crazy stories bro.
Speaker 5:What crazy shit you been in Not like that, not like that Not like that. I ain't never done no shit like that either. Yeah, I stick to my nerd shit.
Speaker 1:It's just being at the wrong place, bro, at the wrong time.
Speaker 5:And all shit man. That shit happened to my dead brother. I said yeah, I ain't fuck with y'all niggas no more.
Speaker 1:I go home, go back to the country with my motherfucking dog. See, I didn't get it. That moment you realized, I never realized it, that moment, that one moment you had, I never had it, that moment right there I was like, yeah, ain't nothing wrong with standing on the porch.
Speaker 5:Yeah shit, I don't need a job.
Speaker 6:It's 9 to 5, not that bad, that one in me, bro and I had a job too, because I was still in high school.
Speaker 5:I was working at Hardee's and shit too. I was like yeah. I got a pretty nice man and shit. I went ahead and took care of the ticking and shit. I was like, yeah, this street shit ain't for me and I'm okay with that. I got my little hoes and shit like that. Shit man, fuck that.
Speaker 6:Y'all can have that shit For real man.
Speaker 1:I learned my lesson eventually, bro you know it's gotta be that one OG. You know, when I get over I'm gonna tell the young bucks like, don't do this, don't do that.
Speaker 5:You know the great shit about it, man. Our damn parents keep telling us. Like the worst come to worst, like shit happen like this, like man you don't fucking know, not knowing like motherfucker they been your age before exactly.
Speaker 6:You need to fucking listen to them.
Speaker 5:And then I know, my, it was some shit. My damn mama told me, man, I'm like, man, she don't know what the fuck she talking about. No, it was my daddy. And the shit came to light. I'm like, oh, he's a smart man. No, no shit, motherfucker, it's the whole point of being a parent. So I was like, yeah, I think I'm going to listen to him. Now I'm older Shit, I got gray hair now. Yeah, I still call my damn people for damn guidance.
Speaker 3:Yeah bro, I mean ain't nothing wrong with that bro. Shit, as long as you got somebody to call bro, that's all that matters, bro, but we almost at two hours on this episode.
Speaker 6:I don't know if y'all want Okay my fault, bro.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I was like. I mean, if y'all want one more story or something, y'all can go at it, bro, if y'all want.
Speaker 1:We're good, bro, we're going to have to leave it for another time, bro. Yeah, bro, let's go on.
Speaker 3:Let's go on and wrap up today's episode. Guys, sorry we were, we had a wrap it up without them, but thanks again for all the love and support that you show us thanks for the shout outs. Thanks for sharing, liking, subscribing, following us on tiktok. Uh, subscribing on youtube. I think we're almost at 300 listeners now, 300 runs. I just remember four months ago we was at nothing, bro, shit zero bros. Four months later, we're about to hit 300.
Speaker 6:There you go. I feel like we're doing good.
Speaker 3:So shit, bro, we appreciate y'all Listening and supporting us. Thank you again. Seriously, it means so much to us.
Speaker 5:You know what I'm saying? We got 300 people Just listening to us Talking our shit For real, for real.
Speaker 3:We appreciate it. It's not for everyone, but I mean hopefully.
Speaker 6:For the ones that do enjoy it. We appreciate y'all, yeah, we appreciate y'all, yeah, man.
Speaker 3:Like hopefully it's like something that y'all like, y'all interested in Show your friends, Hopefully make y'all have a good little laugh or something.
Speaker 1:That's all we ask Try to make y'all laugh.
Speaker 3:Somebody curious about somebody's they wouldn't know what it was like for real, yeah, fact yo it is always cool to hear other people's stories and stuff, but um, but yeah, it's a spooky season month, so we'll probably have like a little Halloween special going on this whole entire month.
Speaker 5:I forgot all about the spooky season. The shit that we was talking about was some spooky shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's why I was hoping we could get into some horror stories today, but we got caught up talking about hoes money running through About criminal shit, criminal shit, criminal enterprises out here, Like damn, we got a bunch of criminals on the podcast. Degenerate. Whole bunch of criminals, bro Felons, nah, but. Not no more, not no more. We change people.
Speaker 6:These are just stories.
Speaker 3:Unless we get hyped up. This the stories, unless we get hyped up.
Speaker 6:It's our stories. Thatch's limitations have expired, that's right, we good.
Speaker 5:I feel like an old man now. Just work, come home. Ain't that some bullshit?
Speaker 6:For real, for real.
Speaker 5:For real. I worked yesterday and I got to go back to fucking work tomorrow. And I'm working fucking what? 11 to 11 tomorrow, Damn.
Speaker 1:I work Saturday. I got to go work tomorrow.
Speaker 3:Man, let's get this motherfucker off the podcast, but no, y'all got any shout-outs to anybody you got any shout-outs that you want to do.
Speaker 5:Shout-out to the Cole family man and shout-out to the listeners man, we really appreciate you and shit like this. Stay safe out this motherfucker man. And shout out to the people that was affected by the hurricane in Asheville oh, yeah, and donate.
Speaker 1:Donate If it's in your hands to donate, donate if you can. You know some people.
Speaker 6:Help, if you can, you know who can donate?
Speaker 3:All y'all motherfuckers working at the damn port.
Speaker 6:One of them. What?
Speaker 3:$60 fucking dollars an hourers. Y'all ain't even qualified.
Speaker 5:Hey, you know who else can donate? The fucking government.
Speaker 1:Matter of fact, you can't depend on that for shit. Let me get that fucking job, bro. 60 something or nothing.
Speaker 5:How the fuck you gonna tell a motherfucker you can apply for $750 if you was affected by the hurricane Bitch? We ain't got no power. We ain't got no internet. We ain't got no internet. How the fuck we gonna apply Towers down too, ain't they? Yeah, they ain't got no water or nothing.
Speaker 1:Oh, there's some musty bitches up there, that's just no no not over there In the government In the government, not over there.
Speaker 3:Not over there why we gonna clarify that he did me back.
Speaker 6:No, no, no In the government Musty bitches in the government.
Speaker 3:All hearts go out to all the people. Fake that For For real. Is there anybody else you want to shout out or anything? Any announcements?
Speaker 5:No, I ain't got nothing.
Speaker 3:You good? Nah, I'm good, I'm good. Alright, you want any shout outs? I?
Speaker 6:don't got no shout outs, just appreciate y'all having me.
Speaker 3:You know Well, you're part of the thing, bro. Appreciate y'all having me this time. Not like, like, appreciate y'all Don't tell me you ran into a million dollars.
Speaker 6:I got this other podcast I'm working on.
Speaker 5:Oh, just motherfuckers All right.
Speaker 3:Oh, did you have any shout-outs that you wanted to give Like shout-out to any of your friends?
Speaker 1:No, man Shout-out to the Cosmic Cove.
Speaker 4:Hey, yes sir.
Speaker 6:Appreciate it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you can kiss the ball. Yeah, you good, you good. Yeah, we you good. Yeah, we appreciate you having on here. Um being on here, bro, we do appreciate. No, you're good. I don't need that footage, no more. I'm just doing the last little bit before we close out. But, um, like I said, spooky season month. We're gonna have uh some spooky season content coming out for y'all. Um, we're gonna be having some uh card pack openings. We're gonna have, like a horror movie review. We got um scary stories and then we're gonna have our day where we uh dress up in our halloween costumes yeah, so y'all can look forward to that.
Speaker 5:Damn, I forgot about that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah it'll be here before we know it, right, but we appreciate y'all again. Well, thank you for showing the love and we'll catch on the next one, peace.
