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EP 21-Navigating a World of Real Scares and Wild Speculations
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What if we told you that your most irrational childhood fears could still haunt you today? Join us as we wade through the murky waters of life's most chilling challenges, from imaginary sharks in bathtubs to the very real threat of vultures and scorpions. Our latest episode is a rollercoaster, filled with thrilling tales of survival and bizarre hypothetical scenarios. We kick things off by confronting our deepest fears of untimely demise, weaving humor into our serious discussions about mental health and resilience.
We then plunge into the treacherous domain of deadly fish and river monsters, painting vivid pictures of piranha frenzies and other aquatic terrors. Imagine surviving a shark attack only to face a lion next—sounds like a movie plot, doesn’t it? For John Doyle, it was reality, and we’re here to dissect the improbability and humor of it all. As we debate the most honorable and absurd ways to meet one's end, like bear attacks, we mix in practical survival tips with a dash of dark humor, ensuring you’re entertained while secretly taking notes.
As our conversation winds through macabre history and into futuristic realms, we ponder the bizarre and the unbelievable. From the grim tales of ancient torture devices to the quirky curiosity of spelunking in claustrophobic caves, we have it all. We even dream up cybernetic enhancements and the perils of dormant volcanoes, blending science fiction with real-world dangers. With personal anecdotes and an eye on the strange and unexpected, this episode promises a unique experience that dances between the creepy, the comical, and the curiously captivating. Whether you're tuning in for the laughs or the survival tips, we've got something that'll keep you on the edge of your seat.
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Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it.
Speaker 2:I see death, yo, yo yo welcome to the cove I got me and my fellas here with some new tech. Go ahead and play any noise.
Speaker 1:Two thousand. What's this piece of equipment name bro.
Speaker 2:The PodTrack P8. Zoom.
Speaker 3:Zoom.
Speaker 2:PodTrack P8. Everybody likes.
Speaker 3:Zoom.
Speaker 2:This shit sounds so fucking good. It sounds so good.
Speaker 1:I should be a rapper now.
Speaker 3:Bumba clock, shoot the button fire. We already got one big X to plug, bro. We turned Gruddy into a rapper. Now, Bumper clock, shoot the button fire.
Speaker 1:We already got one big X to plug, bro. We turned Gruddy into a light stick.
Speaker 3:Dang, y'all saw that already.
Speaker 1:Shit, shit Just be the fuck nigga. But yeah, this episode is about bad ways to go out crazy deaths, I guess, and the baddest way to die, Like our personal fear, is how to die, right, yeah, so this is about to be a shit show.
Speaker 2:Wait before anything, though.
Speaker 3:Motherfuckers, don't plot on us how y'all doing Mental health checkup.
Speaker 2:How y'all doing? Y'all good, everybody good. Nah, I'm doing pretty bad, but um no, go ahead, go ahead. It's all right, man, that goddamn car troubles, oh okay yeah, but is there anything y'all want?
Speaker 3:to say like y'all man this will be all right.
Speaker 1:Talk about anything let something up your chest. What y'all got, y'all gotta I'm uh, y'all gotta keep that shit pushing, bro. When life throw a couple blows that you gotta take and keep them mush, don't let it, don't, don't, don't, don't. Succumb to it supposedly, which I know it's hard to Nah.
Speaker 4:Let it take over. Fuck that shit, Let it take over.
Speaker 2:Get your lick back. Fuck that shit. Fuck all the inspirational shit.
Speaker 4:Nah fuck all that shit. I don't know.
Speaker 2:Ooh.
Speaker 1:I don't know if you really can get your lit back on life because you try to. That bitch will throw another one at you.
Speaker 4:I ain't that a true.
Speaker 3:That's the only bitch that beat me up, god damn. Don't be cool, though shit. If life was like a real isekai, hey man, shit. I'm going to start this shit over Isekai, this isekai, that no man, but shit just keep pushing man.
Speaker 2:Imagine being Put it to Isakai. You ended up being one of Diddy's Baby bottles.
Speaker 3:I mean Oil bottles.
Speaker 2:I reincarnated as Diddy's oil bottle.
Speaker 4:I was about to say Shit.
Speaker 1:I got reincarnated as a baby oil. That's some real shit. That's crazy, nah. But you done seen some things I know.
Speaker 2:Yayo said that he had some Some shit that's been on the podcast, yeah it was just I had a bad customer.
Speaker 4:Really I really don't get those really, but it was just a bad customer. Man was just bitching for no reason, I ain't gonna lie. Earlier this week that shit was getting to me Earlier this week, earlier last week. I mean end of the week. So what happened was just a disgruntled customer really just decided to take it out on me because there was a change of scheduling Not on my end, it was the higher ups really and decided to take it out on poor little me and poor little you. They caught me. I about let it go, but then they made me call me back talking some shit, told that dude that was handling my job. He was like no, he didn't do shit that I told him to do. Oh you musty bitch, I did everything. I went back. I went back. I said fuck, it had to go back and I had my you could say my supervisor. You could say he was right there with me. That dude's whole demeanor changed Two thousand years later.
Speaker 4:But uh, yeah, what's my you could say supervisor got there, that man changed his whole tune up. That man was acting mad, nice and everything, and so I was like so anything wrong with my work? What I did? He was like, oh no, everything good, that man just wanted free work.
Speaker 2:Right. Always be them people. Even when you go to like a restaurant, they don't get their steak cooked right, which I, which I I get. I understand you know you're paying for it, but, bro, some people just be doing too much. Brother, my steak is undercooked, overcooked. It's like, bro, is it? Is you gonna eat it? I mean, is it really that serious?
Speaker 4:bro, and it'd be the raggedest people too.
Speaker 3:It'd be the raggedest people.
Speaker 1:You go back there and cook that motherfucker, since you want it like that.
Speaker 3:No, but the thing is I know I've seen a couple people do that shit and then they sit up there and eat the whole motherfucking thing and then complain about it. Motherfucker, I guess it was good to your liking for it, boy.
Speaker 2:Which to your liking, fuck boy, which I mean. I get it. I understand You're paying for it. Oh, you was hungry. Yeah, you was hungry, hungry.
Speaker 3:I'm going to eat this shit. I'm going to be quiet, but when I'm finished with it I'm going to talk my shit.
Speaker 2:What about y'all? Y'all good Gruddy, you good Pharoah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, shit, hell Work. That's right, bro, it's always going to be fuck people you got to deal with. But shit, just keep it pushing. Y'all you got to man.
Speaker 2:Y'all make it through. Y'all just keep going at it. All right, so that's going to lead into Gruddy's. Go ahead, hit that record, scratch. Yeah, you know the buttons. This leads us to Gruddy's. Hold up, hold up, hold up. Bro, what Did you come?
Speaker 3:up with.
Speaker 1:Why is that?
Speaker 3:like some, some 90s Rap shit. Yeah, sucka MC Yo Jive Turkey.
Speaker 4:Fuck yeah, boy, oh shit.
Speaker 2:Alright, everybody only gets Two presses throughout the whole this shit.
Speaker 4:Is that DJ D-Wrek? Yeah, D-Wrek, no bro.
Speaker 3:No, bro, real shit. The only thing I got to say, man, because I know Asheville got hit hard from Hurricane Helena.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know how to say it. Yeah, I don't know Hell.
Speaker 3:But man, everybody's going through some shit. Man, man just stay prayed up. I mean, shit get rough. And I know some people had some fatalities and people was out power, water and shit like that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because the people were saying they were cut off from the world pretty much the only way to get there is a helicopter.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, because the roads is gone. It's like a fucking.
Speaker 2:We never got hit by weather that bad before, like that that bad? No, not that bad, at least not to my knowledge.
Speaker 1:Yeah, especially in North Carolina. That's crazy the hurricane to come that far it of Carolina. That's crazy the hurricane to come that far like do that much damage inland, it's really the war.
Speaker 3:You're supposed to be getting another one coming in, two more so, but I hate to hear that. But my condolences to everybody that was affected by the weather.
Speaker 2:That's right, our hearts goes out to all the affected families and everything you know and I'm sure there's people doing donation acceptances. So if y'all want to donate, like clothes, um feminine products, um baby formula, water water. Um, just any way that y'all can help. I mean just drop y'all stuff off at your local uh donation places or whatever.
Speaker 3:Salvation Army and Goodwill, goodwill. They want money, but Salvation Army.
Speaker 2:Goodwill do, we'll do be texting, bro. Yeah, they be texting like crazy bro.
Speaker 3:I ain't got nothing to give, but I just got. I just give a prayer.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm pretty sure if you look around it's probably some sites set up and stuff some outreach. So I look into that because, yeah, they had their whole town washed away over there. That's crazy.
Speaker 2:You know, I was actually supposed to work this weekend and go out that way.
Speaker 3:But since the government closed all the roads down, I couldn't go work over there because literally I had to go down. That way. There's no road to get there now. So it's like, yeah, because I hit um my homie up uh, she uh stay over there, me too.
Speaker 3:so I hit up and I was like worried. I'm like man, shit, man, what the fuck going on? She all right, and she just now, when she texts me about I'm say about seven, about it was early, early this, about 5 o'clock, 7, 5 o'clock this morning, and said that they was out of power For a couple of days. The phone tower was even fucking down, damn bro it was crazy. I'd never known for phone towers to be like bro. It's like apocalypse over there. Nah, it's just. I hate that people was going through that.
Speaker 4:That shit crazy. You really don't think about it until it really happens.
Speaker 2:We really never get weather that bad. That's crazy. It ain't that far Two hours, hour and a half, something like that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 2:I know my girlfriend got out of work early on Friday last week because a tornado had touched down close to where she worked at.
Speaker 3:I know Madison. They said Madison got hit hard. Madison it wasn't May.
Speaker 1:Or Dan, Madison it's May or Dan, yeah, May or Dan. Almost a goddamn thing, but same thing with, I heard Yanceville got a lot of stuff washed away too. So or Caswell County yeah way too so.
Speaker 3:Or caswell county, yeah, but. But hell, when I was on the way to work it, it was like coming out, uh, coming out the house about to go to work, it was like as soon as I got to the bridge clears down there, you see people walking.
Speaker 2:Damn, I said that's fucking crazy damn it's crazy, but shit that's north carolina weather finally catching up, bro. We have some bipolar weather weather over here bro one minute. It'd be cold as fuck in the morning. Got your sweater on by the time it's lunchtime, bro. You gotta take that bitch off.
Speaker 3:Get some shorts on, bro yeah, for real, because have we really? I feel like we're gonna get a a crazy fucking one this year. We ain't have one last year.
Speaker 1:I about to be cold, not good. Kill, kill all you mosquitoes. You flies, you, gnats you ragged ass fucking bugs.
Speaker 2:Useless ass fucking bugs, yeah what do a mosquito?
Speaker 4:what purpose do a mosquito have? I've been asking this question for years. Just imagine dying from a fucking mosquito bite. That happens bro.
Speaker 3:Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1:Malaria.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, that is true.
Speaker 1:That's actually the most dangerous, but it's not. It's actually not the mosquito, it's the malaria inside. Which is malaria, is the bacteria? Yeah, it's not. It's not it's not bacteria and what it is technically that's. It's like that's technically, since it's alive. They like that's the deadliest animal or whatever on Earth.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1:Okay, mosquitoes, no the malaria, yeah, but they carry, bro. So that's fucking crazy, bro. Yeah, that's why I said like whenever you go somewhere that's real, I guess, tropical and has a lot of mosquitoes and stuff, they say we're repelling and stuff like that. And then you got to watch out like cover all your open wounds because bot flies and stuff. They lay some larvae in there.
Speaker 4:That goes right into the theme too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and it burrows through your whole fucking body.
Speaker 2:so but before we do start into the subject, we got goddamn sour punch. So Pharaoh came up with this crazy idea. He got this sour pouch punch, sour punch, whatever the fuck it's called Sour punch, whatever the fuck.
Speaker 1:It's called Sour pouch punch Goat pepper roulette, so y'all check it out on the channel.
Speaker 2:Check this out.
Speaker 3:Oh, I didn't see that. What the fuck.
Speaker 1:Spicy as shit, bro, all the flavors. I like that, though, but it's only on heat level too, so it'd be a little something.
Speaker 2:I want to share with me.
Speaker 3:Don't wait to die.
Speaker 1:It ain't too hot. I didn't get the hot heat though.
Speaker 2:So we're going to be eating these while we do the podcast episodes Every once in a while Munching, all in your ear.
Speaker 1:I know y'all love the noise. I want to know who's going to be the first one to get it.
Speaker 4:First one to get it is Ron. Knowing my luck, first one to get is a rotten egg, hey.
Speaker 3:I'm going to keep it 100. You know, I got buzzer luck.
Speaker 1:It smell good, though I like it, oh they black.
Speaker 4:I thought it would be different colors, oh shit Bro, that shit look like black nickels. How many ghost pepper are in it? Hey Samar, All right, chill out. Y'all about to hear me Munch on that mother shit I'm sorry if y'all hear as much, but I tried to.
Speaker 2:We're trying and not munching on it as much.
Speaker 1:Shit is good. I eat back from the witch cult. You eat what?
Speaker 2:We're doing like.
Speaker 4:Back up.
Speaker 2:Start chewing so I can cut it out. Y'all good, y'all ready, hell yeah.
Speaker 4:Wait, is there anything else?
Speaker 3:Oh shit, I got one.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, that's right. Leading back to Gretty's inspiration, what was the name of your segment?
Speaker 3:Gretty Thoughts.
Speaker 2:Hit the low.
Speaker 4:There you go, there you go, gretty Thoughts, thought of the little.
Speaker 2:There you go, there you go there you go Ready thoughts.
Speaker 3:Thought of the day Wait you're right, bro.
Speaker 1:That motherfucker was sour. Bro, that son of a bitch choked the shit out of me over here. Bro, I was fighting for my life over here Like no cap. That shit was sour as fuck. That one, I don't know, that shit hit me in the back, said motherfucker you, yo, that shit was killer. That's why I was over here like that, bro, I was just dying, Motherfucker die Like it was.
Speaker 1:like bro, that shit was locking up. So bad bro. It didn't even feel that sour at first, but one of them bad boys had a little kick. It wasn't ain't even that high. It's got like a hint of spice, but it ain't like. Well, you already got one. Next time I'm going to get the high heat one. Make sure you put a little step in your pep when you get a. I'm going to go back and get something, dave, damn that kind of fucked.
Speaker 2:What's my thought?
Speaker 4:the other day 2,000 years later Did I say you was going to do that shit?
Speaker 3:I guess keep on keeping on, yo, for real Shit. Do get rough out here, but hell, you just got to keep jamming out here, man, because don't nobody show sympathy to motherfuckers that actually is doing bad. So you just got to keep. You got to believe in yourself and have faith in your damn self to prosper and achieve your goals. And if you like it, you With shit, people got to love it. Everybody ain't really going to fuck with you like that. So you got to stay in your own lane and do your own shit. I got one. No, no, no, no, I'm going to fuck it. I got one. This is my shit. This is my shit.
Speaker 1:When life give you chicken shit, you make chicken salad.
Speaker 2:But that's my thought, man that's going to wrap up the segment from Gruddy's Thoughts. Y'all want to break it down and dissect it on anybody, or you're just going to let it marinate? Marinate, alright. Well, you got something to say Switch it around. Switch it around. Nah, I'm good on that.
Speaker 3:I'm good on that.
Speaker 1:Look, you don't like foul stuff, bro.
Speaker 2:You ain't green, no more.
Speaker 1:Nah, that shit hit me just a minute ago. My bad, what were you saying? Man, Y'all you're killing it Quiet man.
Speaker 4:This shit is good as fuck boy, I'm just like quiet. Y'all go ahead.
Speaker 3:Y'all go ahead. Let me enjoy this shit right quick. I think a worse way to die, a bad way to die, is by jumping in a river by a bunch of damn piranhas eating you a fucking lot.
Speaker 1:It'd be hard to understand because the jaw keep locking Like damn.
Speaker 2:I feel like crackhead over here. Man, I didn't even want to make a noise, I was going to sound stupid as hell. I didn't think of it like that, bro. That is a terrible way to go bro, that's fucking crazy. Jumping in some water and then next thing you know, just gone, just a whole skeleton.
Speaker 1:But you know, actually like they won't bother you Like, but if you got like a little bit of flesh or something where they smell it, then the first one nip and that's when all of them jump on you bro, yeah, they just. But you can jump in a tank full of them, bro, and they won't mess with you, bro, for real, yeah, they just swim around. I didn't know that. But if you got.
Speaker 2:So it's like the sharks if they smell the blood, they come for you.
Speaker 1:Smell it and then they nibble.
Speaker 3:They want to nibble, bro, but man you ever see like Because nine times out of ten when you going through there to get in the pond you got to go through brushing some shit like that You're going to have, I'm going to say you're going to have like a small cut on you or like some sticky bars where some vines got on you and shit, jump in that bitch. Oh, I'm going to wash off. No, you're not. Pow, pow, pow pow pow.
Speaker 4:Damn bro, I'll be honest. River Monsters yeah, I was about to say he showed us, you already showed us. Yeah, yeah, he did show us. He showed us yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because he said it'd be crazy. He put like a piece. I'm like that's how you can hear the teeth, bro. It's just nibble at it bro, and it just, and he'd put it back up, it'd be one on it. Then he'd dump it bro. And it'd be a frenzy crazy.
Speaker 3:But it's another. It's a chemical reaction, a piranha solution. Have you seen that? I forgot, like what components they use to make it. But they, I seen they dump a damn whole chicken bone, well, chicken leg in it, quarter leg. Dump that son of a bitch in there, destroyed everything, even the bones and the bone marrow Destroyed it. Damn, that's acid. It's acid and something else. Man, it's a chemical reaction, but I think it's stronger than acid. Honestly, well, it's got to be a type of acid, bro, yeah, true. Honestly, well, it's got to be a type of acid, bro, yeah, true, but yeah.
Speaker 2:That's crazy.
Speaker 3:But for it to get rid of the bone, that's crazy and guess what the solution turns black, and then, when everything's dissolved, it turns back to the natural state of color.
Speaker 2:Bro. Imagine some psycho bro. He has an acid pond bro.
Speaker 3:Yeah, pocket, acid Pocket acid.
Speaker 2:Shit pond bro. Yeah, pocket acid, damn so, that's great. So that, what are you supposed to do then? If you're going like into a water full of piranha, you just I think they think I mean you still got a chance of like swimming away like um like, if they don't attack, you don't attack.
Speaker 1:No, you get a text I heard like stay calm because when you, anytime you like, wave in water and splash, it draws everything in.
Speaker 2:That means they know they're doing something.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just stay calm, chill and just kind of move through it. Like when you start acting all erratic and shit, it draws them over there.
Speaker 2:Me getting bit by piranhas on my waist down.
Speaker 1:I got to remain calm walk out of the lake.
Speaker 2:It's nothing but a skeleton lake.
Speaker 3:Where am I at?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm about to say, like a cartoon, just nothing but a skeleton at the bottom.
Speaker 1:That's crazy bro.
Speaker 2:I got away scot-free. I'm telling you bro.
Speaker 1:That's fucking wild bro. That shit was something.
Speaker 2:I ain't never thought of that.
Speaker 4:I did a little bites.
Speaker 2:I did a little ooh.
Speaker 1:I know, bro, how can I be calm and he take a little nibble out of my testicle, what you want me to do.
Speaker 4:Bite it back.
Speaker 1:People be eating them, motherfuckers, bro. They be catching them, bro, people eat everything bro. Bro, I didn't go like this. They cut them, motherfuckers, fillet and put them over that fire. Eat the shit out of them.
Speaker 3:I'm like nah Me personally. I think getting really killed by a damn type of fish like the parrotfish the teeth on that son of a bitch is crazy. Even the pufferfish the way they eat is.
Speaker 1:I tell you, you ever seen a galah of tigerfish? Yeah, I'm talking about the ones that got that motherfucker's as big as his table. And that motherfucker got interlocking teeth yeah, teeth that goddamn long in his mouth. Yeah, he caught one on River Monsters one time bro.
Speaker 3:What is it? The eel? Yeah, they got double jaws. Oh yeah, because they'll bite you and then their other jaw come out and grab you too, like the Predator type shit.
Speaker 4:No, like Alien, Alien, yeah, like the predator type shit, no, like alien, alien Shit.
Speaker 3:So them motherfuckers bite you, then they taking chunks out of your ass at the same time.
Speaker 2:Damn I didn't know that. Yeah Damn, I'd be dead.
Speaker 4:It's the vicious things out here. Like them morels, Vicious fish. The morels Stay out the water.
Speaker 1:They get big too, bro. They get big asls bro. Them motherfuckers be huge and they be chilling in the bottom too. They just be in that damn little caverns and shit like that. Just pull a little fish a cup and they just come out.
Speaker 4:I'm like, oh, I went to the Myrtle Beach Aquarium and they got some up there.
Speaker 1:It scared the shit out of me. I was little bro. I seen that thing.
Speaker 4:Oh, I was scared they ugly as hell. Because this is right there, chilling looking at you.
Speaker 1:Eat your ass, next boy. Let me see.
Speaker 3:Now, that's all I got. Honestly dying from a fish.
Speaker 4:That was sorry, bro. You died by a fish.
Speaker 3:Because not only you getting chewed, the fuck, you getting chewed on you drowned it too.
Speaker 4:You're drowning too.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah so.
Speaker 1:You didn't say nothing about the worms.
Speaker 3:No, I said nothing.
Speaker 1:That's the type of fish I guess it's like these. What's that? I forgot what layer it is. Talking about leeches? Nah, it's like these worms. They basically when a carcass sometimes falls to the bottom of the ocean. It's these worms, bro. But they get in your wounds, bro, and they eat you from the inside out. Them things look crazy as hell Anytime they pick up a fish or something that's been witch-calling a while. You can see them and they just dump them out, bro, and they literally clean it from the inside out.
Speaker 3:But the thing is, if the worm's already in you, you're already dead. So you ain't technically dying from the fish You're getting disposed of Nah.
Speaker 1:It's already eating on you, Even if you're alive, bro.
Speaker 2:Oh, fuck man, shit man, oh shit. What's wrong bro?
Speaker 4:I'm struggling over here, bro. Shit's so real. I'm struggling over here, bro, I'm struggling.
Speaker 2:Did I kill you? Holy shit, man, God damn bro.
Speaker 4:Holy shit, man. What's up? Bro? We're shaking. Oh, I got the spicy one, Did you?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm going to have to put a pause on you.
Speaker 1:Like I said, I only got it on the medium, but I can get the real hot one today.
Speaker 4:It's good, though. No, it's good, though. I'm going to get them Maybe short a little bit.
Speaker 1:I'm going to get them spicy motherfuckers. That'd be really goddamn roulette. Damn boy, you hit one of them, bad boys.
Speaker 3:Fucking go ahead and get the pepper, nah nah nah, oh shit, that's right.
Speaker 2:But what y'all got, who's next?
Speaker 4:Who got next? I'll be next A little quick. One Off the top. So it was this lady. She ended up falling I don't know her name, but she ended up falling In the sewage, in the sewage pipe. So she fell in there, right. So when she fell, she got a kick. So when she fell in there, she was good. She sat on top of the of the sewage, right. Yeah, she was laying there. The moment she moved, it turned to quicksand, she started drowning, she drowned in shit in shit, bro, in shit.
Speaker 3:I feel like if she had survived, she probably would have had like some type of fucking parasite, or yeah, oh, we, yeah. So when they pulled her, out.
Speaker 4:I feel like if she had survived she probably would have had some type of fucking parasite. Yeah, oh, wee, yeah.
Speaker 2:so when they pulled her out.
Speaker 4:yeah, they pulled her out. That's how they knew she drowned, she drowned and shit.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's terrible bro yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a weak stomach, bro yeah see oh, wee yeah. How did she fall?
Speaker 4:I don't remember how she fell. I think she was looking for something and it was an open sewage, or she went to some place she wasn't supposed to go.
Speaker 3:But she slipped, fell. That's rough, oh, diarrhea, everything bro. And I know it had toilet paper too. So she know it had toilet paper too. So she had the damn toilet paper still stuck to it, that's crazy work.
Speaker 2:Wait, how did she fall in the thing again?
Speaker 4:She went somewhere. I don't remember exactly how she, because that one I didn't write down, the other one's. That's just something I heard before, but it's a whole coin of confidence.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 4:But uh yeah, that's she's feeling there, bro, I cannot imagine that. That's for me, that's. That's probably the worst Compared to some other stories. That's the worst Just for the fact you drowning, just like you said, same thing with the fish you drowning, but you drowning in shit, bro, and doodle you drowning in dookie. That's crazy. I'm about to say, oh, juicy lips, juicy lips. What you mean by that? What you mean by that? What you mean by that?
Speaker 3:That's what I thought I was supposed to say.
Speaker 1:That's what I thought I was pushing. I guess the one I had back in the day if your faith was wavering. But yeah, it sets you on like this. It's kind of like this piece of wood that it inverts up and then strap both your legs down to like the side. So basically you're on this bitch you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2:like and it basically slowly splits you in half bro it's called uh, the workhorse or some shit like yeah, I think something horse, yeah, some horse, yeah bro and it, uh, slowly splits you in half, you right there for days.
Speaker 1:So I'm talking about goop straight up, or you know what I'm saying. Like I'm talking about. And they tighten it every so often, bro. So you just split in half man, that shit probably hurt. So goddamn bad bro. Motherfuckers was real back in the day, shit back then was vicious bro.
Speaker 2:Y'all didn't have no regular punishments, bro, no time out, no time out.
Speaker 4:No, go to your room.
Speaker 2:No, get in the closet. You can't eat for a couple weeks.
Speaker 4:Hey, yo you know what I'm talking about. Who said go to school without your shoes on? Oh, shit. We got trauma at the park. That had, um, I don't know if it was oh shit, we got trauma at the park.
Speaker 3:They had, like I don't know if it was. They used to Lay them down on baboon and the baboon used to grow through them Bamboo. I said bamboo.
Speaker 4:I was like shit how long they had them there for Bamboo.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they used to. It grows. They lay them down, then it grows. That shit crazy.
Speaker 2:Who was it that did that? Was it the Japanese?
Speaker 4:You know it's crazy. You gotta keep the person alive too. So you you giving them water, you giving them food, but you know they gonna die still. That is crazy.
Speaker 2:What's that shit? They say, um, what does it say? I'm not a hero, I mean I'm not. What does it say I'm not a hero? I mean I'm not a villain. I mean I'm not a monster, or some shit. You know what I'm talking about. I'm not a villain, I'm a monster or some bullshit like that. I don't know, it's a little meme.
Speaker 3:Yeah Say, I do violence, but I don't do senseless violence.
Speaker 2:There you go oh something like that.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, what's that? What's that? What are you going? Oh you good, mine's just like a survival story kind of deal. It's about this dude named john doyle in 1993. I don't know all the details, I'm going off what I know. So this dude was like surfing or some shit and a shark had bumped into him and knocked him off off his surfboard or something like that, and it bit his surfboard in half and the dude managed to like get away in a sense. But the shark had also taken a chunk off his leg, like some of his calf or some some bullshit bit his leg somewhere. So the dude managed to like catch one of the waves, get back on shore and survive. Bro, check this out, though it doesn't end there. The dude was like walking towards his car, like he collected himself and managed to like pick himself up, type of deal, walked to his car.
Speaker 2:Tell me why this man got attacked by a lion, bro what the fuck he got attacked by a fucking lion and it like bit his torso, like it bit him or some shit, but he managed like to get away what the fuck as soon as he got to his car, the pride started showing up, bro, like the female lines, the lionesses, whatever you want to call them like everybody started showing up, like the pride or whatever you want to call it.
Speaker 2:But uh, no, bro. So like the, the lionesses or whatever you want to call them, like, they just like started like scratching them and everything, and he managed to get inside his vehicle dang, he still didn't make it to his car, but imagine, bro, he got bit by the tiger. I mean bit by the lion or tiger, whatever I think no calf muscle, no calf muscle he's in his vehicle bleeding out, bro.
Speaker 2:So he's like sitting there like I can't, I can't escape or some shit because he can't drive, because his leg or whatever. So he's like sitting there bleeding out, and I think he finally came to like the conclusion. He was like I'm gonna, he's like I'm just going to get out and let them do what they're going to do. Hell, no, luckily there was like an expedition crew, like some tourist type of thing, where, like people take them out to the jungle or whatever the fuck they were at, the dude managed to scare off the tiger I mean the lions or whatever and they took him to this day. I think it's a true story, bro. That's crazy, though. Imagine you get bit by a shark. You go to your car. You think you good, bam, a fucking lion comes up, chews your ass. You get to your car, bam, the lioness has come up.
Speaker 1:Is this South Africa or?
Speaker 3:something bro.
Speaker 2:Bro, that's crazy man.
Speaker 1:I want to say it's Lions Sharks. They don't got Lions In Australia though. I don't know bro, google it, look it up.
Speaker 2:Look it up, google it, it's somewhere bro.
Speaker 4:South Africa would have Both of you right.
Speaker 2:I don't know, it was somewhere, though. It's a true story though, bro.
Speaker 3:They're not native to the country, but they have Lions.
Speaker 2:There you go.
Speaker 1:I'm about to tell you. How would they be Lions? It's on an island. How would they get over there? They're not native to the country. They probably got them.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's what he said yeah dude.
Speaker 2:Bro. I said I don't know bro, it's probably somewhere in this world. Bro, I don't know the dude exactly. It's somewhere I can't tell you if it's a tiger or a lion. All I know is he got attacked. It's a whole project paper. What the fuck is this Kind of bullshit? Next, next, it was somewhere.
Speaker 4:God damn it, he got attacked.
Speaker 2:Let me tell him my story. Next what? Y'all got bro, what y'all got.
Speaker 4:What y'all got next I'm gonna say I got you bro, I got you'all got what y'all got. Next I'm going to say I got you bro.
Speaker 1:I got you. I got you, bro. Go ahead, hit the button Go ahead hit the button. Go ahead Two, two, two, two thousand years later.
Speaker 3:I just found out what the actual plot was for the day and I looked up something else what's the honorable death us for the day? And I looked up something else what's the honorable death? He said, no, what's the horrible death? Oh, okay.
Speaker 4:Go ahead, bro. Tell you the honorable death, bro, Go ahead, that's right. Talk about.
Speaker 3:Alexander the Great, I'm going to say dying from a bear attack.
Speaker 2:That's a horrible way to go. Is what you're saying?
Speaker 1:It's terrible. Can you recall any encounters? Damn. You recall any encounters?
Speaker 2:Damn bro, can you recall any encounters?
Speaker 1:Give us some gruesome details or something. This is how you know. A motherfucker didn't study. That's one. I'm on his ass fellas. Oh shit, hey yo Name answers. Then I got you which one Motherfucker. I hope a bear attacked me. Yeah, I said hey yo.
Speaker 3:Just go out there and try to scavenge or some shit, and one just Just bite the dog shit Out of you man, or you try to fight that son of a bitch back and you know you can't Fight him back. Just let that son of a bitch Bite you.
Speaker 4:I suplex a bear. Try to come get my berries. Fuck you.
Speaker 3:You see him in the woods fighting the bear. Help the bear. No, but what movie was it where? I don't know who it was? He got attacked by that bear. Leonardo, was it Leonardo?
Speaker 4:Reverend my boy.
Speaker 3:Yep, but but the power of a damn bear is so fucking crazy Like they can really knock your motherfucking head off and I don't know. I think this is just a crazy way to die. I ain't got no.
Speaker 4:Like what do you do? Type shit, like you got to accept it.
Speaker 3:Well they say, have bear maces and stuff like that or walk away. No, I'm saying like, once you get in the tech, like Once you get in the attack, just stay dead, because if they already think you dead, they ain't going to keep like going to you or like progressing the attack. They'll like sniff you and probably bite you a little. I bet there's one hungry one. Yeah, he's over for you.
Speaker 1:Shit, I'm about to say you, you better get right with the Lord I'm about to say. The only time I really hear bear attacks is when the mom is trying to defend their cousin.
Speaker 3:It's usually grizzlies, no it's during mating season too. Okay, Are they territorial? Yeah, they're territorial.
Speaker 1:Ain't that territorial? Not what another bear they are, but not what a human. They're curious, they mess with you, but as far as attacking straight, it's either hungry or it's like the mama, and it's usually grizzly bears, bro, that's like the most. They're so aggressive.
Speaker 3:Some people got attacked by black bears.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah because they're hungry.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Black bears. They're woodland creatures. When they see humans, most of the time they'll run away, but no, if they're starving, bro, now, at this count they went out Like when a black bear, they forage bro. That's foragers, bro. That's why you see blackberries mostly going through your trash. Yeah, and I'm telling you, bro, something, be sad on the end sometime. But, um, they eat you most likely.
Speaker 1:But, um, that one encounter with that um, it was a daughter and um and her father and they seen the cubs at the last minute. Then they, um, the mama like jumped on them him. It jumped on the dad first and then the dad uh didn't. Then it jumped on a daughter. It was like taking turns, whooping their ass, but it was like a cliff, bro. It's like a 50 foot drop, bro, like he pushed his daughter off, bro. She like, bro, she broke like ribs, everything man bro like, and it was still eating him up. But he said he barely and it's crazy because he was like, he was like I'm talking about like flesh just hanging off of him and he like rolled off the edge and fell 50 feet bro and broke a whole bunch of shit, bro, just to get away from him I remember you said uh, you talked about this story.
Speaker 2:You said that he could uh feel the claws going across his skull or something. Oh yeah, that's the other guy, bro.
Speaker 1:He lost both yeah, he, he lost both his eyes, man, because his his head swole up. So bad, bro, because his fucking eyes, literally it pushed his eyes out of his head, bro, damn. But he thought he was dead, like, because he was back there by himself I don't know if he was hunting, uh, trail walking, I forgot that part but yeah, she attacked him and, um, she, like you said, he can feel like the claws scraping against his skull, bro when she was fucking up.
Speaker 2:That's crazy bro.
Speaker 1:Then she threw him up in the air. He said that's the last thing I saw. He said but she missed me. And he said she grabbed my shoulder and then she was just mauling his shoulder and then, bro, she was. She got three crits in the mist. That's crazy, I'm telling you, bro.
Speaker 3:This might be controversial, but getting attacked by a barrel and dying from that, getting killed by a barrel, that's one thing. But getting actually mauled from a barrel and then you losing sight, hearing and shit like that Kill me and you got to survive through that. Oh, I think that's rough.
Speaker 1:I think I can find a picture of him. I think you got to survive through that. Oh, I think that's rough. I think I can find a picture of him.
Speaker 3:I think that's like you got to deal with all that shit. Yep, yep, now kill me.
Speaker 4:Physically and physically man go ahead and knock me out, don't save me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you feel me. Shit, I'm already here you get what I'm saying. That's tough bro, I don't that situation, but like, put me down I mean because you can't.
Speaker 3:You can't finish.
Speaker 2:You can't do it, but I mean, that is something that people get money from, from the government.
Speaker 3:I mean because you can't work, you getting disability in the way disability is. You're not getting that much, so your life is over and I hate this. I hate to sound like a asshole saying that like that ain't being an asshole it's just your point of view really that's how you feel About it.
Speaker 4:It's your opinion about it. It ain't not being an asshole.
Speaker 2:Now, we're not saying, we're not saying Pull the plug If you're going through Something like that. No, no, no, that's just. That's just a me type shit, that's just a me In this situation right now.
Speaker 4:If you survive, you know props to its own. Really, I don't want that for me I don't want that. I don't want that battle there you go there, you go, perfect this shit good as hell the, the bears.
Speaker 2:They got that phrase too, don't they like? Was it, um, if it's brown, stand your ground, or was it if it's?
Speaker 4:black yep turn around, not black uh is it?
Speaker 2:black, stand your ground. Brown, lay down and white say good night like if it's a polar bear you're guaranteed to die. If it's a brown bear, you lay down. If it's a black bear, you're supposed to make yourself bigger.
Speaker 3:It's like a little little, so make yourself bigger to the bigger barrel.
Speaker 2:That's crazy, but that's how it works though it was yeah because they, like there was like photographers that got charged by like a grizzly bear.
Speaker 4:They started yelling. They started yelling. No, the polar bears are bigger than the grizzly bears.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah yeah, Polar bear yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, polar bears don't hunt humans, though Polar bears hunt humans though.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, they get hungry, bro, yeah they got nothing to eat over there, bro.
Speaker 3:I saw pictures of polar bears motherf sit up there and crossbred the polar bear with the grizzly. Who did that? They didn't. They called it the Pizzly. I think it's a Pizzly if it's a male polar bear made with a female grizzly and then Grizz Polar or something like that.
Speaker 1:They naturally do that, though, because they come across. What A guy got in trouble for it. He was a native and he shot one. And you know it's illegal to hunt polar bears but it's legal to hunt grizzly bears. But it was a crossbreed and they fined the fuck out of him for that.
Speaker 4:How would he know that's fucked up? That's what I'm saying because it was still Leave those people alone, bro.
Speaker 3:It looked like a grizzly, but it's still smaller than a polar bear, but it's bigger than a grizzly bear.
Speaker 2:What's the coat? Look on it, it's blondish bro, yeah like the carpet.
Speaker 3:It's kind of like a blond.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dirty blonde bro.
Speaker 3:Yeah, light-skinned bear.
Speaker 2:It's some light skin Rawr.
Speaker 1:I'm doing a.
Speaker 3:Mike Fann that, that shit through my head.
Speaker 4:Rawr, rawr. Oh, it's zesty man.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the light skin bro.
Speaker 2:Acting like he, too good to eat this food.
Speaker 4:Bro got a fadead and shit Look dead car.
Speaker 3:Look dead car. I only eat salmon, Salmon and caviar. No tuna, bitch, Shit fight. Fight the mate, shit. Nah, they come to me. I got babies everywhere.
Speaker 4:He got babies, I got cubs everywhere.
Speaker 1:What's up? What's up? I think one this is a Native Americans, the one the Apache used to catch your ass, bro. Of course, some of them scalp you and shit like that, but when you did something really bad and they want to see you I think I told y'all about it before, but they'd take that goddamn, they'd bury you, you to neck first, and take a real sharp stick and they put it in your mouth so you can't close your mouth.
Speaker 1:they put a whole bunch of honey in your mouth, bro, and bees no it just they just put a whole bunch of honey in your mouth and everything start comes and like like ants are star or bugs are crawling down your throat and stuff like that. And then like rats, mice, they come and nibble off of it and then eventually like I guess they start going down your throat and stuff like that, bro.
Speaker 3:Bro, you got too much.
Speaker 1:That's just saying, I got time today for real, like you can't close your mouth because the stick is at the roof of your mouth, literally they point it.
Speaker 4:You can't close your mouth, bro, bro, what you do to make these motherfuckers come up with that shit. They're like you know what we're going to do to them. You know what the fuck we're going to do to them.
Speaker 1:Well, I would say come and steal all your land and kill all your people. Oh, it was just for them.
Speaker 4:I thought they did it to their own.
Speaker 1:It was just specific. Yeah, I think they probably did too. Okay, okay, but you know it did some little spelling. I mean them.
Speaker 4:I understand. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd be coming up with shit on the spot too, I'd be freestyling. Well, you know what we're going to do today, but no, I feel like that would be ass.
Speaker 1:Let's cut the swankers off, because that shit is. Let's see what.
Speaker 4:Make him run. Bring in Diddy, Bring in Diddy. I got China. Oh shit, oh man. Oh, we're going to have fun before he die.
Speaker 3:Hey, speaking of that baby oil man, they said they had fucking dope in the baby oil.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, it was laced with something. Yeah, it was like.
Speaker 3:XC and some other shit.
Speaker 4:Oh he on some groundbreaking shit. I ain't never thought about it, damn bro.
Speaker 1:My bad, my bad.
Speaker 4:Damn man, they innovating up in there Like bro. That's crazy. You skipped step two and three, you just go ahead Damn. Anyway, damn, pull up to Diddy. Hey, go ahead and put some baby. Why, why, this baby old guy be feeling like this?
Speaker 1:That'd be a bad way to go out.
Speaker 2:But Diddy hurt like the whatchamacallit.
Speaker 3:Like the boogeyman now bro, that's something that's used the boogeyman.
Speaker 2:Damn bro, Fuck no.
Speaker 1:How come you couldn't put the theme song right there, so I could have hit it the doom doom, doom, doom, doom, doom.
Speaker 2:Oh which one.
Speaker 1:The Diddy one oh off, but yeah, because you gotta stand like scorpions, bro, and stuff be crawling through there and stuff nibbling at your tongue trying to get down your throat and shit like that, bro, and you can't. I mean you'd be playing like fucking, I don't know, tongue wrestling these motherfuckers trying to keep my mouth get out get out of me and the motherfucking honey basil who we damn bro, them birds too, bro.
Speaker 2:What's that freaking thing? If they figure out, you can't move.
Speaker 1:But them vultures like I pick you clean bro, right there bro, especially damn, yeah, eyeballs out. Crow's wheel bro, especially damn, crows, crows, do it right through your bro one of my fears of way of dying is, uh, drowning bro.
Speaker 2:Like, yeah, I that's like something that I guess like. But I'm paranoid with the cinder block. I guess just like being put like in a bad situation because I mean, I know you could swim and everything. But it's like like, because you know there's people like their vehicles go off onto the side of the road, or like go down in the ravine and then you're upside down and then, bro, I can't imagine it, bro like oh no, I don't know how to swim yeah, chat I know how to.
Speaker 2:I don't know, but I I hope I can survive about to start a new series I ain't never learned right. I ain't never take the chance to learn. I was supposed to go to camp one year to go learn to swim shit, I'm so scared, I'm so scared of water.
Speaker 3:Shit, I don't take baths, I'll take showers if I can't sleep might drown or the shark might get me.
Speaker 2:That was one of my fears as a kid. I was like I'd jump in that tub, that shark gonna come out of nowhere and get me talking about some shark. Weak my eyes no, bro, but it's just like. Like I talked about it before, I was like what? So what's the procedures or what's the steps to do if your car is in a river? Right, your car is sinking.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's a mean job, oh no no, go ahead, you know it no.
Speaker 1:Oh well, they say you got to wait for it. They say something like you can't open the doors yeah, you can't. Yeah, you can't open the doors, yeah. Like you say what you can't? Yeah, yeah, until you completely submerged, so you literally got like you have to be in the water, yeah, fully submerged, and then you would open the door or bust a window and then swim out of there my nerves.
Speaker 4:I was about to say I thought you couldn't open the door period no, it's just something about like some pressure you gotta break a window. That's why they sell those, uh it might be.
Speaker 1:It might be. You can't't break it. But they said like I remember somebody said you got to be like fully submerged and then like somehow you can break it and then you can open it, like Just normally. So here's the thing I think I seen Bear Grylls do it. He showed us.
Speaker 4:Yeah, when you do it, because if you don't and you crack it too early, all the water is going to rush in. You're not going to have enough. It's too much water coming in too many pounds of water for you to be able to fight that. So you got to wait. Break the window. When you break the window, you got to be ready for that rush. Don't start fighting it off the rip. Wait until the car gets filled up and then you can move out and swim to the top.
Speaker 4:Bro, but like just seeing the water fill up in the car, bro.
Speaker 3:I'm just like slowly picking my head up, and you ain't never been in that situation before Evil.
Speaker 2:Imagine my seatbelt.
Speaker 4:You're going to have air until the whole car fills up, but then my seatbelt gets stuck.
Speaker 2:Oh you got to take it. No, I'm saying like, knowing, like, because whenever people get in a car accident or something their shit don't want to work.
Speaker 4:That's why I wear my seatbelt. Not your level, please wear your seatbelts out there.
Speaker 1:Nah, I feel like I feel better with the car situation, but like you know how the mobs Used to encase your shit in concrete and then kick you over the side bruh. Oh yeah, man boy, that's rough right there and you sinking too, I know. Imagine you get they put you somewhere so deep, goddamn it. You can't see daylight no more at the bottom of that motherfucker's boy.
Speaker 3:To be honest, I think they still do shit like that.
Speaker 1:You can't find them.
Speaker 3:No, you ain't going to find them.
Speaker 1:Because your feet in case, unless something nipple your ass and the rest of you float up after a fucking 10 million years.
Speaker 3:Quick tip, quick tip, but when they do that, they stab you, and then they stab you.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I was going to say, yeah, don't ever throw somebody off alive, because then your body bloats up and floats to the top. It'll eventually. That rope will eventually break or your own body will deteriorate. Your body's still going to float up, that's evidence. So they get shot or they get stabbed, at least in the stomach. So there's air trapped in there. Quick tip y'all want to do it? I don't know.
Speaker 1:Y'all want to do it. When you encased in concrete, though, oh, encased in concrete. Yeah, no, that's bad, my bad, I was thinking about time.
Speaker 3:That's what I was thinking, my fault.
Speaker 4:That's what they did, bro Concrete boots.
Speaker 3:No, that's tough, that's all I gotta say, bro so is that the saying when they mean, oh yeah, they kick the bucket?
Speaker 1:yeah, is that what that means?
Speaker 3:maybe, nah, I bet that's what they swimming with the fishes. That's what they used to say with the fishes, yeah, I know that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah bro they, they like literally put you right there, bro, tie you up, put that cement in that bucket, put both your fucking legs in there About that deep, about that nasty. And I guess they talk shit to you the whole time. As soon as that shit dry, they hit it, they kick your ass over in there, you go straight to the bottom.
Speaker 4:My dumbass went away in no time for the cement to dry.
Speaker 1:Alright, I'm ready to go home. You about to go to home, to the upper room. What's a?
Speaker 2:terrible way Y'all got of, like Way to die, like you personally, like what would be Like a terrible way For it to go, like burning alive Type of thing. Burn alive.
Speaker 3:When I was driving, driving trucks, going over the damn mountains and actually like Going through Asphyr Going to Tennessee and the big ass fucking drop offs of the damn mountain, that was one of my damn fears. Like going over the fucking mountain on the damn truck, or like my damn when I was going down the mountain going and the damn brakes just give out and I ain't nowhere near a fucking mile. So that was my damn fear. That's what I'm driving, motherfuckers.
Speaker 4:That's a mean fear man. I'll be honest, I never thought about Like the worst, at least for me personally. The worst one, I don't know, I guess maybe burn Drown or burn Buried oh buried alive.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that buried alive, that's not what I was about to say. But you know, when you burn to death, technically you suffocate first. Yeah, because you can't get no oxygen. You just pass out. So it ain't that bad. You feel it. But that whole buried alive type shit right there, when they put your ass in that coffin, bruh, but see, buried alive, bruh, and it's like God damn.
Speaker 4:Imagine, it's like three rats in there with you, bruh. I'm already down there, Bro. You can't move when you're in the coffin like that. Bro, I'll pick him up, Bring him up here.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying? Y'all never seen that, bro, but the old boy was in there, motherfucker, and had a whole bunch of rats up in there with him. Man Shit, they was eating his ass, bro, and he was.
Speaker 2:Fuck. No, he couldn't do shit about it. Neither Keep calm, because you know you're hyperventilating. You're taking up all your oxygen.
Speaker 3:I think I've seen that you kicked the bottom or something when she was trying to get out of the coffin.
Speaker 2:One-inch punch, bro. I would have died because my dummies would have been like.
Speaker 4:I broke my fucking head trying to get out of there.
Speaker 1:I used to have them down because motherfucking signs came a long way, because motherfuckers really be passed out. They'd be like a long way, because motherfuckers really be passed out. That's like ah, he dead. Don't check no heartbeat or nothing. Throw your ass in that casket. That's what I had. Bells in the cemetery yeah, because motherfuckers still be alive. They'll wake up or something.
Speaker 4:Oh shit, it was with that one condition that people used to uh, pass out without a heartbeat.
Speaker 1:But it's still alive it'd be so faint, bro, imagine you waking up, man. You're like what the fuck? Oh shit, they didn't really kill your boy.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying? Fuck, no, bro. So so is that one of y'all fears, then being buried alive? That's one of mine. Are y'all gonna get cremated or y'all gonna have a?
Speaker 1:I'm gonna tell y'all like this, bro, ain't no, since I'm already dead, why the fuck I need like a cute berry box for like one of my pets. You know what I'm saying. So just go ahead and cremate me, bro. And spread me and the wind Of the highest mountain, I'll be alright.
Speaker 4:I want to be turned Into a tungsten mist and shot at a Shot at some, at some rebels.
Speaker 2:Alright, no For real In North Korea. That's in North Korea, alright. I do got a story, though I got a little quick, I got a little quick story.
Speaker 4:Go ahead, throw that to us. This dude. His name's Gills Corey, so he was back in the day. He was back in the witch trials type days. So this man was accused of being the wizard. Oh, they tortured that son of a bitch. Nah, check this out, check this out. So what they did was they laid him down right, put a piece of wood on top of him and started adding rocks. Every day, little by little, they would add more and more rocks until eventually the witch just squashed him.
Speaker 2:Getting crushed to death pretty much.
Speaker 4:Yep getting crushed Slowly, though slowly bro.
Speaker 3:It was like religious people that done this.
Speaker 4:It was just. There's a whole. You know, when everybody was a witch, everybody was a witch. They were bringing up new ways of killing them, to prove that they were them goddamn zealots. So if you survive, you know, if you survive, you a witch, if you don't survive, you're not a witch. But obviously, if you don't survive, who gives a fuck now? But yeah, that was one of the ways they at least for him. That's what they did to him Over a few days bro.
Speaker 2:Does it say how long he was alive for?
Speaker 4:No, it just says they said over the course of a few days. All that just to prove afterwards some people blamed them like because they didn't like him. Then those people came out and said, yeah, we lied. Nah, bro.
Speaker 2:That's the way, Scott free bro, my bad Whoop teeth.
Speaker 1:We lied. Nah, that's the way, scott free my bad Whoopsies, whoopsies.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it was just beef bro, it was just. That's crazy. It was just over some beef bro.
Speaker 1:I guess the. The other one I got is the, the Iron Bull, whatever. But do you know something crazy? Like they got him the the what's it? Roman Catholics, I think they got him to make it and then, cause he made it so good, they was like, well, you gotta be such and such. They put him in his own invention, bro.
Speaker 2:Damn, damn.
Speaker 1:Killed him.
Speaker 2:So basically what they'd do. Timmy made his own death trap.
Speaker 1:Literally. So basically, what they'd do is, bro, they'd take this iron bull or copper I think it was made out of copper, bronze, yeah, bronze, that's what it was and they had take this motherfucker. You got a little latch in there and they had put a fire under there for goddamn hours, bro, and goddamn, basically, you were liquefied in there. Man Dang, yeah, the smell was crazy, probably smelled crazy, and then, when the steam started shooting from his nose, they know it's good.
Speaker 4:What's from his nose? They know it's good you ready Dinner's ready he ready.
Speaker 3:That's crazy. Get the tortillas we got some corny bro. The corny. What kind of corny we got today?
Speaker 4:We got some pica, we got Douglas.
Speaker 3:No cap man. That's crazy, but I think it's a child action.
Speaker 1:All them man-eating folks out there that does shit like that they feel like if they eat you, they get your power. So if you was a strong warrior and you get defeated, the other one will eat you, so he can get your power.
Speaker 3:I'm going to tell you, like this motherfucker, you eat me, you get high blood pressure.
Speaker 1:It's over for you. I got a goddamn headache. Eat this motherfucker.
Speaker 3:You become bald-headed motherfucker.
Speaker 1:That ain't the worst thing. That ain't the worst thing, Nah.
Speaker 2:I'm afraid.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying. I'm afraid that ain't the worst thing.
Speaker 3:You said that shit. So nonchalant man, it ain't the worst.
Speaker 1:It ain't the worst.
Speaker 4:Nah, I ain't going to so.
Speaker 1:Who's the who's the South American people that sacrifice For the gods? Mayans, the Mayans Imagine getting your ass Totaled all the way up them goddamn stairs, just to get your heart cut out, bro.
Speaker 4:Hell, no, you either carry me up there or you coming down here. I'm not walking those goddamn stairs, bro. Just to die, bro, imagine, just to get thrown down, just to get thrown down.
Speaker 1:Imagine everybody just looking at you, you walking all the way up there and you know you about to get your shit cut out and all the blood ran off. That shit had to be scary, getting like carried up there Did.
Speaker 3:Shamans and jiu-jits used to do that For sacrifices and shit. I don't know about all that.
Speaker 1:I feel like that's more nature, bro. A shaman might, but I don't know about a jiu-jit. Jiu-jits are more nature-based.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they do witchcraft and voodoo type shit.
Speaker 1:But nah, fuck that. I'm over here, they over here. Like I always want to know who was the first motherfucker that came up with that shit. That's what I'm saying. As soon as the rain stopped just about three days, motherfuckers looking around.
Speaker 4:Hey, get it out, Get it out, come here, I need your heart. Sorry, pimpy, literally bro.
Speaker 3:We need your heart. Go get that motherfucker deer out there. Go get that motherfucking deer out there. Nah, we need yours.
Speaker 1:Start volunteering.
Speaker 3:Why you gotta use mine.
Speaker 1:I volunteer for tribute.
Speaker 3:You ain't gonna get no sticks for the fire, so your heart is the one that we need Get them up there.
Speaker 1:Fucking useless. That's what I'm saying, bro. Carry me all the way up that goddamn pyramid. Nah, I wouldn't have went like that, they would have to get me. I already been dead Before I went up there. Damn pyramid, huh. Nah, when it went like that, they had to get me. Get me, get me. I already been dead before.
Speaker 2:I want to, so what's your thing about getting captured by a cannibal tribe? Then, like y'all were saying, and then they slowly just like start like that, cut your toes, cut your foot like I sent to your wounds and black wait.
Speaker 1:I need an appetizer. Get all your fingers, fingers and toes.
Speaker 4:I'm going to need to see the season really, because if they give me some bullshit, if they put some basil on my body, cooking me up with some basil, I'm going to be flipping out bro Salt pepper.
Speaker 1:You're not cooking me right.
Speaker 4:Bro, I'm telling you, bro, I'm telling you yeah, that's some bullshit.
Speaker 1:Y'all never seen the Green Inferno? No, I've been wanting to watch that movie by cannibals and them. They eat the shit out of him. Boy. That first poor bastard bro. Oh yeah, they went crazy, bro. They was peeling him bro, they took his jaw off. Bro, he was still alive when his jaw was off.
Speaker 3:His tongue was just flapping and shit bottom jaw.
Speaker 2:Oh damn, You're right.
Speaker 3:Don't feel that. Damn bro, I did, though. No cap, he gasped he shit on that. No cap, he ain't got no jaw.
Speaker 1:And then they was cutting his leg off, bro, like for the hems and stuff like that. I thought you could even properly cry. Yeah, they had him over a fire, bro, and everything bro. Ah, oh man Spit-roasting his ass.
Speaker 2:Funny thing about that movie they actually had to go to court because of that movie. What do you mean, mm-hmm?
Speaker 3:They had to prove that the people who were like the actors in that movie actually didn't die because of how gruesome it was, but it was I can't think of the name of the island where they done a movie about cannibalism and shit like that and it was people actually dying and because it was this one girl they actually like they tortured her, Then they raped her and then they skewed her eyes and then they ate her, and then the people were still fuming and then they brought her back over here. It was like a couple of other people that died too and they actually had to go to court. I can't think of the name of the movie, but that movie is.
Speaker 2:That sounds like a snuff film. That's what a snuff film is. Pretty much, bro. A snuff film is a movie where people actually die in the movie. Yeah, they're legal. That's what it is I knew it was. That's still a terrible way to go, bro. Imagine just being held captive and getting ate slowly piece by piece.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bro, green Inferno Kind of up there, I ain't going to hold you what y'all got Any other ways to go?
Speaker 2:Electricity Nobody, I feel like you wouldn't feel that that bad bro.
Speaker 1:You'd just be like a big flash.
Speaker 2:And that's it. And then you'd wake up. What I do, you look, but you gotta like, imagine the people that actually work with the electricity.
Speaker 3:Bro, fuck, no, but the people here's that like, like no cap, uh, the people that actually live through a um, uh shock, like their lips be fucking black and like where their veins and shit like that. Like you'd be turning you can see the black marks and shit. It's crazy looking man.
Speaker 1:I know there's a story, you know they all. It was something like it was three guys and it was in a Jeep and you know it's the driver and the guy in the middle and then a passenger and it was this big ass cattle, cattle, fence and stuff like that and they smacked it and it was turned all the way up or something. It was some crazy shit, bro. But basically I think what happened is it shot through them and it touched every single one of them because they basically made a conduit, because all three of them were together. You was driving and I was in the middle and Willie was on the passenger side Excuse me, cut it out.
Speaker 1:He had his feet hanging out and I think he hit it or something and they either got stuck on it, I don't know, but it went through the first guy and I think it came out of his face and blew half his face off and went through the other guy, the guy in the middle end up living. But then they said it went out like that. You know it gets stronger as it. You know I'm saying conducts through people. But the guy on the end basically like obliterated half of them, bro, like it kind of went out through his um like back and ass bro, like it blew that part off like, but the guy on the witcher call in the middle survivor barely, though I think it ripped um. If I'm not mistaken, he ripped some of his face off too, like it just just figured it.
Speaker 2:Real bad I know this guy I work with. He said he knew a guy that actually does line work or he, um, was like a tree dude or whatever. The guys that get on the buckets and oh yeah well, the ones that cut the tree branches or whatever. And I think he said like the electricity had arced and it went through his body and you know, electricity just wants to find a way like an exit.
Speaker 2:It blew out both of his kneecaps, so he's sitting in the bucket with no kneecaps, bro, he's literally, he ain't got no knees. But bro, fuck, no. Bro. Imagine you just literally working him. Boom, no kneecaps.
Speaker 4:Fuck yeah, oh wee you go to work six foot come back.
Speaker 1:Did he ever get him back, like rehabilitated, to walk I?
Speaker 2:don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3:I ain't ask him that with knees huh we are not born with knees for real knees we form a we form a kneecap
Speaker 1:technically it's just cartilage yeah, is it?
Speaker 3:yeah, we don't have knees.
Speaker 4:You don't get kneecaps like you're a 10 oh, okay, okay, okay okay about 10, but so like teeth and stuff like that you say you don't get kneecaps like 10 like that's when you like, form your knees like dead ass.
Speaker 3:I ain't know that. I ain't know we weren't born with no knees. I don't know.
Speaker 2:I was scratching my shits up pretty bad when you like, formed your knees Like dead ass. I didn't know that. I didn't know we weren't born with no knees. I don't know we born like guppies then.
Speaker 1:I would scratch my shits up pretty bad when I was like five, so shit, I was everywhere bro.
Speaker 4:I was fucking dumb as shit when I was little. I used to jump land on my knees. Bro, god damn.
Speaker 2:Fuck that. To just look like, stand up like that, laying straight clean on his knees, thinking it was so cool.
Speaker 3:Bro, what was wrong with me? You're between two and six years old.
Speaker 1:That's what I was about to say. I don't know for a fact. I don't know. I was like they ain't tip-dwelling around here, no, no, it said.
Speaker 3:At 10 years old, the kneecap is typically fully developed into a bone through the small portion of the original college.
Speaker 2:Damn, I didn't know that. That's crazy. That's why it's so hard to replace these, oh yeah because they say, once you get knee surgery, you're pretty much guaranteed to always have something go wrong with your knee.
Speaker 3:They say it's during two years and six years old. The kneecap continues to develop unusually. Completed around six years old.
Speaker 2:It ain't completed yet. I know this guy in the military and I think he was like a navy dude or something. He was like always doing like work around the ship and he was always on his knees. Um, I think he said they had he'd do like steroid, they had to give him steroids or some shit and they they filled his knees with like chicken fat or some shit like that. It was like something like that. I was like damn bro, that's fucking awful bro but got a little kfc in here that's right.
Speaker 2:Uh, my bad no, I ain't like to do it anyways, bros, that's all good.
Speaker 1:What's the paratroopers? They said they really have real bad knees because from um parachute landings all the time. They said fuck, your knees are real bad. But they said, because they used to put that metal ball in your knees, bro, but now they starting to feel it. No, like they said it came a long way. Now they'll do it with like jail. Okay, It'd be a jail Like a little BBL for your knees.
Speaker 1:But it's a lot because they used to put a piece of metal and like try to fixture it. Bro. That shit was crazy bro.
Speaker 3:But that ain't no jailing it, god damn, I appreciate my shit.
Speaker 2:Fuck, so would y'all ever do any body modifications if it came down to it?
Speaker 1:Like, are you talking about? Like cyberpunk? Yeah, yeah, oh, fuck yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, Y'all take one of your eyeballs out and get like a.
Speaker 4:Telescope bro.
Speaker 2:Computerized eyeball where y'all can zoom in.
Speaker 1:I ain't gonna hold you. I'll probably get like enhanced muscle fibers. I ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 3:I'll probably have ones like Jack's.
Speaker 2:Oh, like kind of like a crisis, there's like a suit, wasn't it?
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was a suit. I'd get like a hand muscle popper bro, so I could punch a hole through somebody.
Speaker 4:What did he say Boom, hey, don't fist, bump him.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'd probably have horns like Jack's. That would be cool.
Speaker 4:I'd get some. I'd get to double jump on my legs. Double, I get to double jump on my legs. That'd be the best shit. I can fall from any distance Before I hit the ground. I just double jump.
Speaker 2:You'd have like Cheetah legs, wouldn't it? Like they say, like the cat legs or like animal legs Are like the perfect Structure of how Like to get the best results Would be the structure Of like an animal.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's what they model them. You seen them blades them blade feet for people that don't got legs. They model them after.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like them inverted legs kind of.
Speaker 3:I remember they said what fucking comedian said. It looked like bent back paper clips.
Speaker 2:I was playing for us. I know somebody got something foul to say.
Speaker 3:Like bent back paper clips.
Speaker 2:He in a relay he cheating. He got a spring on his feet, yeah cuz like this.
Speaker 3:He said, yeah, he was just standing still. That's a bit like this vertical.
Speaker 2:Crazy bro got that moon shoes. I know y'all remember those yeah moon shoes a bunch of bullshit. Yeah, that's all. It was just some fucking straps, bro damn, but um, you said you would do body modifications too. Yeah, I do my body. It was Just some fucking straps, bro Damn, but you said you would do body modifications too.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I do body modifications.
Speaker 2:You said you do the eyeball.
Speaker 4:I do the eyeball, what else I could get the mantis arms? You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:Stuff like that, oh kind of, like Gruddy said, with the jacks from Mortal Kombat.
Speaker 4:That's my bill. That's my bill, low-key. On the other side, the legs in the arms. Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, okay, uh, what?
Speaker 1:else uh I know you get a like it's like a fucking it's like a oh, you're talking about realistic, like right now no, just oh, just whatever I think it's like a. It's a heart implant, but basically like is it a horror? Uh, is it a chip implant? Basically, you'll move so fast, bro, it's like time slowing down, but it's real hard on your body apparently.
Speaker 2:Damn, that would be crazy. Real-life cheat code. Right there, bro From the police. The wedge sword, bro, See a bullet coming towards you. Imagine just slowly moving. That's just a devastating right there.
Speaker 1:I think it'll trigger you or something, I don't know, but like I. But on the game, it's pretty cool, man, when you get the implant. That shit costs a lot of money, bro, oh you're talking about from the game. Okay, yeah you can slow down, but you hit it and it's like, and you can see the that shit is just situational though, bro.
Speaker 4:That shit not really.
Speaker 1:I can do that, though you can't use it all the time which is pretty cool, because basically, like I guess it's almost like a turbo for you.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying for heightening your senses. Yeah, bro, so like your blood be shooting through you and shit like that real fast man, your heart probably going 10 million miles a fucking hour, bro, so you probably couldn't do it all the time I can't imagine the whip, like the aftermath like you said, like the after effects, kind of like coming down from, I guess, adrenaline, like most people tend to pass out, type of deal oh, yeah, yeah, so taxing on your body.
Speaker 1:I know what it was. It's called that motherfucker. We've called it the Sandevistan bro. Yeah that's what I said, yeah bro, I didn't even hear my bad that's fine. I'm talking to the.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna complain for the whole San Devin stand, bro, but that shit.
Speaker 1:But they that shit, they interlock that shit To your whole vertebrae, bro. They gotta take that bitch out and put it in On your whole vertebrae, bro, so you can just.
Speaker 3:Sound like Y'all talking about Cyberpunk, ain't?
Speaker 1:you? Oh shit, I was about to say this talk like what they did On Cyberpunk. Yeah, but Cyberpunk. But you know it's a game though. Yeah, yeah, I know Cyberpunk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like to play the game. Crazy bro, if y'all want to get a good single-player game, cyberpunk is.
Speaker 4:It is, it is. I stand by it.
Speaker 2:What about having a reinforced spine? Because then that means you can take more workload you can hold.
Speaker 3:It's basically like transmission.
Speaker 2:Would that help out of any? Would that help out of any, or just like help you?
Speaker 1:prevent from back pain. I figure it's just like more muscle fibers, bro, increase everything.
Speaker 4:Technically, yeah, if your spine is stronger, that means you can have stronger muscles, better bones. Because you can have stronger muscles, because they'll break your bones.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Facts Damn. Hey, that's some real shit.
Speaker 2:We're teaching y'all how to properly build your bills when this body modifications come out in the next couple of years.
Speaker 4:Who's a job. You already know what I'm getting Next couple of years.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, I can see that in like 10 years.
Speaker 4:The hacking thing too, if we still talk about the hacking shit. That's what I use. That's what I use.
Speaker 1:Yo you a net runner? Yeah, I'm? A net runner, Nah.
Speaker 4:But guess what? Yeah, without needing the San Devis stand.
Speaker 1:Oh, really, yeah, I just got it.
Speaker 4:As a net runner. That's what I. You can run it.
Speaker 2:They throwing sets over here. Man brother looking at you like what the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 1:I just run the San Devis stand the real good one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But see the real good one with the katana and the revolver, bro. Yeah, that's what I do too, but I'm not net running, just because I like sneaking two thousand years. Natal, look, look, look, hold on bro.
Speaker 2:Look we talking about some prime action game, we ain't talking about that little lame shit, that was perfect though that was good, that was
Speaker 4:good. That was good. That's pretty good. That was good, that was good, that's pretty good, that's pretty good, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1:Actually Cyberpunk, another witch call coming out.
Speaker 3:What Another whole season, bro? Oh shit, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:If you ain't watched it, watch Edge Runners and thank me later.
Speaker 3:You know, I started watching back over Count of Super. What that? That easy cop where he got reincarnated, of course it's the easy cop.
Speaker 1:Lord, have mercy this motherfucker and the easy cop.
Speaker 4:I love it, man Come more original. Yeah, I gotta know, I gotta know, yeah, so this, so this was a little doozy one really. So this dude was climbing a volcano in Hawaii.
Speaker 2:Wait, my fault. Is that your notes? Yeah, Holy shit bro. I thought it was a Wikipedia page. I mean it is, it is.
Speaker 4:Bro, the whole book. No, no, like it is. No, it is, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, that's my fault, yeah, yeah yeah it.
Speaker 4:It's because if I write stuff like that and then try to read, it don't work out.
Speaker 2:That's why you got to learn how to write it to where you speak it. You don't write to be proper, you write to when you do lyrics, you have to rewrite it.
Speaker 4:That's how I be, Ron. I was about to write in my lyric form.
Speaker 2:I can't do that right now, instead of yeah, I say ye.
Speaker 4:I just put E-Y-E.
Speaker 2:Instead of that, like T-H-A-T, I put D-A-T. That way I know how to say the emphasis and everything.
Speaker 4:Oh man, that is how it is, though. That is how it is, all right. So yeah, it was in Hawaii. He was climbing a volcano and then he slipped, fell into the volcano.
Speaker 3:But that's instant death though.
Speaker 4:But the volcano wasn't on, though it was a dormant volcano, oh, but it was used as to keep cattle there. So when he fell in there, there was some bulls. Well, a bull. That man got trampled to death. He got attacked by that bull. Damn, nowhere to go, bro, just in that pit bro.
Speaker 2:Got killed by that pool. Damn bro, I didn't even know you could use a dormant volcano. How does that work? Like, how does that?
Speaker 1:that's risky, because anything like making a rut, bro, you know that can erupt anytime. That's what happened in mount saint helen. I'm saying mount saint helen, bro, it was a dormant volcano, didn't a top? Just blow out the motherfucking and literally released ash everywhere.
Speaker 2:Bro, that's your cattle gone bro was it they said, even if you survive the heat like the dust or some shit like that yeah, it'd burn you from that. Would it burn you from the inside type?
Speaker 1:of deal? Yeah, I think it does, because it's so hot, bro. But that'd be crazy to see just something, just that was probably just smoking the meat that that was smoky A little char.
Speaker 3:Damn A little char bro.
Speaker 2:I ain't never thought of getting trampled. That's kind of like getting whenever there's like a like, say, you go to like a like an opera. Let's say like back in the day they'd go to like an opera. Or whenever Beethoven dropped that new heat. Oh shit, you about to get to the good part. Ah, I know, you heard it play it back. Play it back. Um like like, say, for example, like chandelier was to fall down and then like a fire would start. Imagine you're sitting in the middle, but you know people don't be paying attention. You like, don't become like you're not there anymore, like people are just so focused on finding an exit they did just start like crawling over you stepping on you yeah, that's happening.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's something like I I never thought about getting trampled like. It didn't cross my mind until you said the dude getting that should be crazy.
Speaker 4:I've been seeing that on like uh, a lot of people fucking with bulls oh, the travis scott concert.
Speaker 2:that's where it happened, right? What? Oh no, it was too packed, right? People didn't get trapped with the deaf.
Speaker 1:Did they? Yeah, they did. Oh, they did.
Speaker 2:Damn, that's right, I forgot. That's crazy man. Y'all never got too claustrophobic whenever y'all went to a rave or something like that.
Speaker 3:Hell, no, I wasn't jumping like that, it was an open field.
Speaker 1:Oh okay, so it went like yeah, when we went to AP it was like that, but it ain't never been too crazy where we couldn't move him out the way. You know what I'm saying. Like you know what I'm saying when I open up a crowd motherfucker, yeah, we open. I would say just like the scariest. But it pissed me off so bad, bro. Like imagine you get poisoned by somebody, bro, and they laugh in front of your face and you done, I'd try to kill you sir.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's what I'm saying. But you know how, like the kingdom, like all y'all eating.
Speaker 3:Then you be like you hear that you just they have that Game of Thrones.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's what I was about to say. He deserved it. He was all musty bitch. Oh, I hate his ass King, joffrey, joffrey, oh, but yeah bro Him, and the other ones, the other people, the one that the little girl killed, oh yeah, the one that came into the faceless, into the faceless.
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Faith too, faith too, I think him and the other, the one that was over King. No, it wasn't King's Land over there, where the wall at the motherfucker that had the cane corso.
Speaker 1:I hate that son of a bitch too, ramsey bro.
Speaker 3:Ramsey, oh I hate it here too. The way he used to, he cut bros. Talk about torture.
Speaker 4:Talk about torture. He cut bros Talk about torture.
Speaker 1:Talk about torture. They melded to the dead. I said God damn.
Speaker 3:You live by the dog, you die by the dog. Broke that man down.
Speaker 1:They did my boy, jon Snow, wrong as fuck too, bro. They was stabbing the fuck out of him, bro. He thought he did the right thing. They kept on, but boy, they didn't. They shit a brick. When he came back, though, bro.
Speaker 4:They thought they cooked when they wrote that shit too.
Speaker 1:He came back, they was like oh, they was like he was like oh yeah, bro, yeah, I got some for y'all. I hung every single one of them, even the little boy up there. He was like Fuck that little boy too, man. He said appreciate it that made Jon Snow. That shit sound like a dope boy name what's up, but anyway, like I just be so mad eating. And then motherfucker yeah, I got you.
Speaker 3:You punk bitch that's all I think I can say before I die, bro, like uh, another worst way to die is dying from a damn, a venomous snake bite, because, man bro, because I know um, I can't think what snake, I don't know if it's the black mama or the, the cobra, like you actually form blood clogs and that, like I remember, they um took the venom and actually put it in some blood and see how it does to the damn blood breath that just but I know the um, the uh, what's it called?
Speaker 1:not the bow viper, what's it called? It's a villainous snake on the uh on earth, not the bow viper, what's it called? It's a venomous snake on Earth. It's some bow sling, bow sling, I think it's called Sling something.
Speaker 3:The most venomous snake on the planet is the the core snake, the black and red. It's the one.
Speaker 1:It's the way if it bites you. Basically, it makes your blood so thin you bleed from every crevice in your body. Oh, okay, okay, oh shit, yeah Like you'll bleed from your eyes, your nose, your ass, dick hole, whatever, any kind of. If you have any wounds, you'll start bleeding, basically like it thins your blood out.
Speaker 4:You start sweating blood too, don't you?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think so you thin your blood out. So bad, bro. That was the fun fact. A guy got. It was an animal handler in Florida. He got bit by that the bow slinger, something called something like that. That was the only plane in the air at 9-11, bro Trying to get him. Him bro, because he got hit by it.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was the only one in the sky 9-11. Because he got bit by it. Yeah, you just basically bleed through every orifice in your body, bro.
Speaker 3:You know one thing though I would hate to be a fucking rat. Oh, because A snitch no, no, no, no. A rat Like a mouse. A rat, oh, because they are in the middle of every fucking experiment. They get so fucking tortured. I can't stand them, son of bitches. But, bro, they deserve that shit. Anything that's going on, like Venom or some type of experiment to see what happens. Man them, son of bitches, go get the rat.
Speaker 2:Go get the cousin. They do the stuff On the chimpanzees, don't they?
Speaker 3:Like the little. I think I can't do that shit.
Speaker 4:No more. Nah, you can't do them.
Speaker 3:They don't do it.
Speaker 4:That shit was fucked up Chimpanzees and and what else Bunnies they used to do bunnies too, yeah. Fuck the rats, though. Use the rats, bro. Use all of them. Use them. New York rats, bro. Use all of them. Use the new york rats, bro.
Speaker 3:You got like about five rats per day motherfuckers I really, I really don't see how how they doing this shit to rabbits and damn rats and it's not considered I think it's them loopholes, bro.
Speaker 4:I think it is now.
Speaker 2:It is, yeah, but back then, back then, you know it's crazy because whenever I worked the construction we had to. We did this one like it wasn't a military base but it was like a military spot. But they did like pharmaceutical type of deal. These dudes had like a watchtower. They had like the road barricade thing that comes up. It's like a big slab of concrete to stop like a big-ass truck from trying to ram into the building or whatever. And we were doing like the wood ceilings or whatever there tell me why there's like a garage area there. And they had like cages, bro, like it was cages everywhere in that room. But I was like, wait, if this is pharmaceutical, why the fuck do they have so much fucking cages in here?
Speaker 2:yeah, but it was like a military thing, because I remember like they're really funny about the material use and all this stuff, like they said that we can only use material if it says made in usa like oh they find out that using anything that says made in china, whatever, they'll kick you off the job site or like just make you stop using that stuff or whatever that shit sound, top flight, goddamn quick talk about that, bro, you're supposed to be disclosing that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, hold on, I'll tell you the location.
Speaker 2:I remember Y'all gonna have to get me.
Speaker 3:Get him. Us ain't mad Hold on.
Speaker 1:Y'all really gonna hurt me. Hey, yo Not little on me.
Speaker 2:I'm making eye contact.
Speaker 3:Yo bro, what the fuck you telling me.
Speaker 2:I can't walk away Just saying my fault. But yeah, it was weird, though I was like bro, nah, this is, I gotta get out of here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't blame you, bro, that shit don't feel right. That's like a setup, a resident evil. I don't umbrella corporation umbrella corporation.
Speaker 2:bro, there was this other place. Um, we did uh I think it was for like duke, right, but I wasn't there when they did. But we had to go work in a certain spot and it was like in the morgue area or some shit like that. So, like the elevator we had to use Just get the fuck out of it.
Speaker 2:The fuck was that Like the one we had to use, like they would have the dead bodies in there with you, like you'd have to share the elevator with the employees that work there or the students that work there or some shit. So say you got to take like your tool bags up, they got fresh body coming through that elevator. You got to be in that room with the dead body. So that actually happened to my uncle. He's like the smell inside of that elevator was just like he's like. It just smelled like you could tell it was just a dead body smell yeah, imagine that toe twitched over there and you, you look at something so hard.
Speaker 2:You be like Knowing me, bro, I make a bad joke. I bet he had a rough night man.
Speaker 1:One of us, motherfucker, woke up dead. One of us oh shit, motherfucker, you wake up dead.
Speaker 2:You wake up dead.
Speaker 1:One of us ain't going home, damn.
Speaker 4:Just imagine you.
Speaker 3:That's crazy. Just imagine you really ain't dead and you wake up and then you got a motherfucker right there telling dead jokes. Like motherfucker, I'm going to kill you Shit again, damn bro. That's crazy man Welcome dead.
Speaker 2:That's some man. Well, it was weird, that's some crazy shit.
Speaker 3:I can't remember. I heard that shit from him man. He said yeah, man Motherfucker overdosed. He woke up dead.
Speaker 2:No, that was on Scary Movie. On the third one, I think when they were looking at the.
Speaker 4:How you wake up dead.
Speaker 2:It was Kevin Hart and that other dude.
Speaker 4:The dude from Jack Black.
Speaker 2:Yeah from, yeah from Kangaroo Jack, yeah, kangaroo oh.
Speaker 4:I was saying Jack Black.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was them two. They were like, and the next day the bitch woke up dead. He said how the fuck you wake up dead? And then they started arguing.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I remember that. I feel like that would be so annoying what you a zombie and you get to the what you call it, bro You'd. And you get to the what you call it, bro. You be like damn, it's a dead end, bro. I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Speaker 4:I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Speaker 1:I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't gotta practice y'all, you get another way.
Speaker 2:No, I got one more and it's my end off on this one go ahead, go ahead um, when people go splunky, the fuck is that I feel like I've heard that you about to be like. Oh that's stupid people. If you do it, you know that's your thing. But people that splunk it's when people go in caves and go in them tight ass spots, oh hell. And they're like they literally gotta crawl like this bro scratching their whole face Like trying to get in tight spots, to go through caves and shit.
Speaker 1:I'm talking about that shit Caves and shit Narrow-ass spots bro.
Speaker 2:I'm like it's a little tight right here, but I can push the other, fuck bro.
Speaker 3:Hey, let me ask you.
Speaker 1:I don't think so Not that I know of, I ain't seen no Melanated people.
Speaker 3:It's got to be the YT people, the YT.
Speaker 2:The YouTube people it's got to be the Splunkin'.
Speaker 1:It's the same story, I think I know.
Speaker 2:No, I didn't have a story, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:No, it was a Splunkin' story. They did the cave several times, but cave is like going like that it. They did the cave several times, but cave is like going like that. It's at an angle like that and you got to like you said, you got to go like that. But when they was doing it, when they was down there, they didn't know it started raining outside so it filled the whole cavern up full of water and only one guy got out alive, bro, but the rest of the dead bodies are still down there. It was like four of them. So the all the other three are dead, bro. The cavern filled up and it's just full of water. They all drowned. So fuck that. Yeah, bro, that was a bad way. If you see it, it literally give you. You ever seen one of?
Speaker 1:videos that shit literally give you anxiety they barely move they barely move they just be like this and they come out with scrapes on them just because that's weird. But yeah, no.
Speaker 3:That's weird as fuck. Man Like, why would you do that?
Speaker 2:I don't know People have different ways to enjoy themselves.
Speaker 3:And the crazy part about it, bro, just stay at home and beat your shit.
Speaker 1:Have your enjoyment there, wipe yourself off and go buy your goddamn business. You got to do all that. Imagine, it's crazy. Imagine if you gained some weight. You didn't know you gained some weight and got fucking stuck. You can't call nobody under there. Damn, maybe I shouldn't have ate that deep dish pizza.
Speaker 2:Bro, imagine getting stuck. You got to take a shit.
Speaker 4:Boy, what you mean? That's the least of my concern. Watch out, Nobody behind me. Hey yo, hey yo. We call that that natural lube.
Speaker 1:I cut all through them tunnels after that boy.
Speaker 3:I'll just be in there motherfucking somebody Fuck.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God Be behind them, man.
Speaker 3:That's stupid as fuck. Man, I will explore a cave, but I'm not like that to that extent. So you're telling me, in order for them to get up, they gotta crawl backwards.
Speaker 1:I don't even know how they do it Kind of like sometimes like that, bro, but it'd be dark under there, bro.
Speaker 4:Yeah, because if they can't turn around, they just gotta crawl backwards, it'd be dark bro.
Speaker 1:Imagine you under a house.
Speaker 3:That's about that witch crazy. I wouldn't see this new anxiety unlocked, bro hell yeah, it's not.
Speaker 4:That's not even anxiety, because I'm not gonna be near that situation new fear unlocked, that's not fun that me 20 years from now. How did I find myself in this situation?
Speaker 2:that's how it feels like when you ever you're going in crawl spaces. Sometimes some houses be having some tight crawl spaces, bro. I remember my cousin one time he said said he had to get to the other side but they had, like the AC, some unit underneath the house and then he had to like dig a trench and he had to go down below that trench to get to it. I'm like nah, bro, I don't love my job that much Hell no. They pay good, but I ain't doing all that I've been unemployed.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I got rid of the squirrel. He's gone I still hear this.
Speaker 4:Another one. You called me about this one.
Speaker 2:It's the ghost, sounds in your head, your head is just so used to hearing the noises that you're missing.
Speaker 4:I would have walked in as we hear the noise. You hear that, me, no. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2:Play it out right there in front of them. But y'all good, y'all got. Anything else you want to say?
Speaker 4:Nah, that's basically it. Yeah, that's basically it.
Speaker 2:I guess that's going to end today's episode. You guys, people, alright, we're going to wrap it up, y'all.
Speaker 4:We going to wrap it up, y'all wrap it up.
Speaker 2:Keep it wrapped up.
Speaker 1:Keep it wrapped up, yes sir, go ahead and put a Jimmy hat on that thing. We talking about whores, but ain't nothing like your shit falling off.
Speaker 2:Damn bro, Damn.
Speaker 4:Hold on now.
Speaker 3:Right, y'all got any shout outs to give out to the people or anything like that Shout out to my mom, shout out to my daddy, shout out to the Cole family and shout out to the opportunities that we about to get. I mean we blessed in his own way.
Speaker 2:So shout out to that's all that's all I got up from here. Anybody else you want to shout out?
Speaker 4:my moms, my brothers. Too many, y'all too many. Y'all know that y'all too many. Y'all know that Y'all about to see this. Y'all too many of y'all. That's it.
Speaker 1:Man Shout out to them folks At that taco truck that made that good food. Y'all blessed.
Speaker 4:Y'all can't Bro. I better go in there For two days straight now.
Speaker 3:I'm about to go today too.
Speaker 2:I'm about to come to town To get one of them motherfuckers want to give a shout out to uh my girlfriend, uh my family, my cousin, uh pepe. Uh, give a shout out to you. Know I gave shout outs to everybody. You know all the people that listen, from all the states, counties, like always say shout out to y'all, bro, like pharaoh, uh ruddy and uh yayo, shout out to y'all for gruddy, going through with this uh journey. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:Break is my mutton. No, I'm fucking with you, bro. We're working on it. Bro, we're working on it.
Speaker 2:Shout out to y'all though, bro. I'm about to move some furniture right now because I was flipping this hotel.
Speaker 1:Y'all would have heard a whole bunch of commotion in the background. Everybody's just going to be a battle royale.
Speaker 2:Right, but like bro, like we're slowly progressing, we're slowly getting the groove of things, we're starting to get more comfortable yeah, we are, we're slowly the jokes are going to get more darker from here on out.
Speaker 1:Y'all get ready for that wait for that special, that butt naked episode butt naked episode.
Speaker 2:What?
Speaker 1:chat was this you and Theo's here just talking to Mike, talking to y'all butt naked.
Speaker 2:It ain't gay if we don't look at each other. That's right. No eye contact. Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 4:Cuz they gonna have to do that shit outside.
Speaker 1:Gonna be like the old days.
Speaker 3:motherfucker, you gotta cut with the stream.
Speaker 1:Y'all gonna hear me.
Speaker 3:Yeah. All the butt naked motherfuckers, here is me.
Speaker 2:That's a Patreon episode, y'all gonna have to pay for that yeah. I paid for that. But no shout out to everybody. Like I said, continue to show the love and support, share the episodes, let other people you know like just tell them you know about the podcast. If y'all don't mind, we greatly appreciate it, yeah network.
Speaker 1:If you can, if you want to get hear a good live, you and your uh homeboys at work, go ahead, shout out to the u-room for listening to us.
Speaker 2:Um, um, I mean just some good vibes, man yeah yeah but anyways, that's, y'all got any announcements y'all want to do or anything else y'all want. But anyways, y'all got any announcements Y'all want to do or anything else Y'all want to say Y'all good, y'all done.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't want. I don't want to say too much, cause I don't want to be like Like the jinx. You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, I understand bro, I get it.
Speaker 3:But um.
Speaker 2:We'll catch you on the next one guys Later, how you doing.
Speaker 1:How you doing. You used to do it all the time. I don't know how you do it. You did it, bro, you just did it, oh really.
Speaker 2:Catch y'all next time, guys. Peace.
