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EP 20-Diddy, Baby Oil and Haunted places OH MY!!!
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Our milestone 20th episode celebrates YayoFYB joining the Kosmic Cove family!
Our plans for the "Kosmic Cove Pockets of Horror" segment will send shivers down your spine! Along with YoyoFYB's upcoming content of exploring haunted locations and using spirit boxes to communicate with the supernatural—safety and respect are his top priorities, of course. Imagine recording a podcast in a haunted building, complete with ghostly interruptions and mysterious voices saying "time's up." We also reminisced about unforgettable TV moments featuring Diddy and discussed how the internet never forgets.
Brace yourself as we dive into eerie stories about haunted places like the Winchester House and Vlad Tepes' Castle. We discussed the spine-chilling histories of these locations and shared our own spooky encounters, including local legends like the Devil's Tramping Ground. Amidst the creepy tales, we injected humor by imagining comical reactions to scary situations. From the dark humor of historical torture methods to the hilarity of discovering adult content as teenagers, this episode is a rollercoaster of horror, humor, and nostalgia that you won't want to miss!
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Oh you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark.
Speaker 3:I was born in it. Molded by it.
Speaker 2:I see death. We'll be right back. He talked during the intro. That contract avoided.
Speaker 1:This is my first and last day here God damn it Sign me in. Got to make that phone call.
Speaker 2:That's right. This is episode 20. This is episode 20 of the podcast y'all. Oh shit, why am I clapping? We really clapped, bro. That's crazy. Let's go. We need that. We need that. Yee, yee yee, let's go, we need that, we need that. Yeah Right, this is episode 20,. Y'all, we made it, we did it, we dozen it, whatever that means. We dozen it.
Speaker 3:We doing it, that's right. Did we do it or did we did it?
Speaker 4:I think we done it.
Speaker 3:Sure did.
Speaker 2:I think, it's been done, oh okay. So quick news, quick news br. We got a new permanent addition to the podcast. It's Yayo Yayo, yay, that's right. New permanent addition.
Speaker 4:Welcome to the Cosmic Co family. I really appreciate y'all having me so really Permanently.
Speaker 1:So we're going to split the money four ways now.
Speaker 2:Four ways.
Speaker 3:Damn, that's crazy. Four ways, it's only one way.
Speaker 2:You know, the Mexicans work for free.
Speaker 3:Oh, no One thing about black folks. We don't got that.
Speaker 1:Real All that? That's crazy. Hey me my ducks.
Speaker 3:You go to work and tell the boss what you're going to do. That's crazy. I need COD. We had to change it because they got over on us. Wow, we had to switch it around.
Speaker 1:I need COD Cash on demand.
Speaker 2:Y'all want to take Bitcoin.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah.
Speaker 3:Didn't that shoot up? Yeah, Didn't that shoot up Bitcoin.
Speaker 2:Bruh, I remember when that shit was like $3,000 or some shit like that. Bruh, that shit like $65,000, something like that. I don't even want to talk about it. Bruh, I get PTA. I was about to say you got Bitcoin, don't you?
Speaker 3:You got Bitcoin, don't you? I had Bitcoin. Oh, you sold it, Mm-hmm, Like my homeboy he almost.
Speaker 2:Well, no, I didn't sell it.
Speaker 3:He almost, like, made $100,000, bro, but he sold it too early. Dang. It spiked for like two days, bro, and he could have sold it and he could have made like $100,000.
Speaker 4:Dang Wee. That's it, man. I'm done crucified. Well, you know it's like a. It's a hacker. He used to hack bitcoin, bro, and now he worked for the. Uh, he worked for the federal government.
Speaker 2:I think, oh, okay, what? Yeah, they'll do that they'll hire.
Speaker 1:So good at your job they do high, damn criminals yeah that's what they did, ted bunny.
Speaker 4:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:To make the BAU.
Speaker 4:Yeah, to find more serial killers.
Speaker 3:Behavior Analysis Unit. That shit, crazy, yeah. But then they fried his ass.
Speaker 2:That shit was a real-life suicide squad. That's crazy work.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it really was. They did him at Kemper. Who else? It was another guy. He had a real funny-looking face. They had the Manson.
Speaker 1:I got to fuck that joke.
Speaker 2:They probably had a dealer doing that shit. Yeah, no cap. New member of the task force. That dealer.
Speaker 1:No cap, we're going to have a super question mark yeah yeah, you know, I like that little hidden character screen. Hey that boy was going to have. Hey that motherfucker going to have a damn, he going to have a lady shooting baby oil.
Speaker 4:God y'all Boy, that's rough. Get out of the way. Hit him with the oil.
Speaker 2:Damn. What's your specialty? Diddy Shit. I can get out of any situation with this baby oil Damn that motherfucker going in that motherfucker room.
Speaker 1:It smell like shit and motherfucker Johnson, johnson, what the hell going on bro. That's crazy.
Speaker 3:Shit, johnson Johnson. That's going to be a special move. Johnson, johnson, johnson Johnson. You click. Both of them triggers. You just see baby oil flying up.
Speaker 4:I know Johnson Johnson man, that was a number one customer.
Speaker 3:I know they mad, they're losing millions. They're motherfucking bro.
Speaker 4:They're losing. I know they mad.
Speaker 3:They like damn, and y'all should be trying too. Motherfuckers Selling him all that baby oil. Who buy baby oil in bulk by the barrel?
Speaker 2:To the same as every Friday.
Speaker 3:Y'all seen them sales records you be like what the fuck is going on? Y'all knew what was going on. We doing good.
Speaker 4:Everybody started getting races at the company. There was money going around. I'm telling you, as soon as they caught him they had to lay some people off.
Speaker 1:Hey, that motherfucker got a foot lift breaking a bitch's arm, I'm telling you, that motherfucker got a pallet put in the back that motherfucker. He got pallets of motherfucking damn baby oil.
Speaker 3:I'm telling you, you gave him two more years, bro. They would have named Brandon Baby Oil after them called freak off.
Speaker 1:Freak off, freak off juice, freak off oil. This shit gonna call did, did it.
Speaker 3:I can hear it bro.
Speaker 2:Y'all got some did. Did it with y'all that diddy juice.
Speaker 1:B-Y-O-B. Bring your own baby water. Slippin', slide, glide, goddamn.
Speaker 3:Don't be mad at us, bro. You did it to yourself.
Speaker 2:We ain't the only ones talking about you. Don't come to us, bro. Don't come at us.
Speaker 3:We just making jokes.
Speaker 4:You gotta fight me, motherfucker.
Speaker 3:We just making jokes at your expense. It ain't gonna be that easy for you. Don't drink. Don't drink none of the drinks.
Speaker 4:You left that out. How do you counter baby oil, though you can't. How do you?
Speaker 3:counter baby oil. Oh, I guess water gonna slip off of it. I know, I know. I thought water and oil don't mix Like it don't mix technically so you can wash it off technically.
Speaker 1:Motherfucking. Don dishwasher liquid. Yeah, I knew it, but then you get slicker then bro. You get slicker.
Speaker 3:You're on a high, slippery, goddamn dish soap and you break your motherfucking neck Somebody?
Speaker 1:get the baby oil, just don't go to the ditty parties and shit. I don't know shit.
Speaker 2:Put baby oil all over Yayo and try and catch him with dish hand soap on her hand. That don't work.
Speaker 3:Be out there fucking forever bro.
Speaker 1:Come on, be like what you doing, where you going, where you going, I'll be slipping out your hand like that bar soap in the shower.
Speaker 4:That shit going. I'll be all over the place. That shit crazy as hell.
Speaker 3:I feel like that wouldn't be a good sensation. With the baby oil, yeah, trying to catch him with baby oil. Nah, some motherfuckers, I don't know, I might hire about two or three motherfuckers. They'd probably catch him bro.
Speaker 1:Yeah shit, Give him a stem.
Speaker 2:Nah because that's Was it, bobby Lashley.
Speaker 3:Bobby Lashley, boy Smells just like it. I'm going to tell you, bro, I'm going to tell y'all, bro, who probably was near them Diddy Partys Vince McMahon.
Speaker 2:You think so?
Speaker 3:You didn't hear all that shit Vince McMahon was doing, bro. He was doing some crazy. He was taking shit on bitches, bro, at the Diddy Party. Bro, vince McMahon got in trouble, bro, for real. Yeah, vince McMahon was shitting on these hoes.
Speaker 1:Literally, bro, it's a damn what be, going on. It's an actor, this motherfucker, he I can't think his damn name. But how he like to fuck with hoes, he like them to take shit on his chest.
Speaker 4:That's them, saudis that's a fetish, ain't it. Yeah, that's a fetish.
Speaker 2:What's it called? That's a shit fetish. The fecal matter fetish.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the fecal matter fetish. Who gave?
Speaker 4:it a professional, but how can?
Speaker 1:you.
Speaker 4:Put that scientific term on it.
Speaker 1:But you know, they do that shit in Dubai, man. They find the men's men's out the men's men's out, and they have dirty parties, so to say.
Speaker 3:And they shit, yeah, but they eat you. They pay him man. They pay him about three mil Three mil, but three mil over.
Speaker 1:There ain't three mil over here no, it'll be US.
Speaker 3:No, it won't be.
Speaker 1:US. Yes, it will. No, it won't bro.
Speaker 3:Oh, they pay him the equivalent of it, bro Three mil in gold. You got to understand, bro. They rich as hell in Dubai.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they rich, as that's the non-currency.
Speaker 3:I know, but they still got the, they still send the equivalent because they all I need to know how much 3 mil in Saudi is.
Speaker 4:Hold on.
Speaker 2:How much stuff can I buy with the million dollars in Saudi Arabia currency?
Speaker 1:But you know some of the females come back and they got like an internal disease and they dying soon.
Speaker 3:Well, yeah, well, you ain't supposed to ingest that bullshit. Nah, nah, Nah. Well, you know like if you have E coli, you have to clock your kidneys up, Ooh.
Speaker 2:Okay, I found out, so did the girls from. Two Girls and One Cup. Don they ate shit, didn't they?
Speaker 3:Ooh, that's crazy, and threw it up. Oh, they threw it up. They ate shit and threw it up, and they ate it again and threw it up but watch the video.
Speaker 4:I was about to is 7,999,000. 7,999,000. So almost 800,000. Three mil, three mil Saudi is about 800,000 US, but you understand them.
Speaker 3:motherfuckers literally got junkyards full of fucking foreign cars. Yeah, yeah, Gold and plated.
Speaker 4:And you know the reason they look like Timo.
Speaker 3:Rebs. But do you know the reason they be like people? Leave them untouched, bro? Because their reason like they be like people leave them untouched, bro, because they're like. They're like.
Speaker 2:Their flaws are so harsh bro, they're harsh bro, they cut your head don't they I don't know about, like dubai tax evasion? Huh they doing tax evasion. They be running bro business. Go down the shit. Don't play the employees, bro, be gone. Let's get down. Let's get down, let's get doodle, let's get fucking battle.
Speaker 2:This is a question for the new team member, yayo. Let the people know what kind of content they could expect. Oh no, I'll put that at the end of the episode. No way, yeah, no, what y'all think Should we? It don't matter.
Speaker 4:I think we were ghost hunt type shit. I'm going to go with my brother, I'm going to start ghost hunting a little bit. What the fuck.
Speaker 2:He's going to be like the paranormal investigator type shit.
Speaker 4:I'm about to investigate too None of the other bullshit they be doing.
Speaker 3:I'm going to investigate.
Speaker 4:That's crazy.
Speaker 3:Put salt in front of the door so that nigga don't bring nothing back.
Speaker 4:Salt and pepper shot in about to come in season. Shit me. They better be ready when they come in.
Speaker 3:Throw that shit right in front of the door or whatever.
Speaker 1:We're going to have to cool it outside. Man, I got to live here, you don't got this.
Speaker 4:Breaking that bullshit. Brody said this is the last time you coming in here.
Speaker 1:Don't fuck me this motherfucker shaking like hell, bro Nah but I mean Me and my dog.
Speaker 4:Nah, I'm fucking with you, nah, but obviously I'm going to do it safely, with all the precautions that need to come with it. You know, sajan, all that protection for myself.
Speaker 3:Some rocks bro, Some rocks.
Speaker 4:Crystal meth, bro, some crystal meth. You ain't afraid of shit when you on that. The blue meth, you know you ain't afraid of shit when you on that.
Speaker 2:The blue ones. You know shit. That's the plan. The blue ones, what you?
Speaker 4:mean.
Speaker 1:The blue ones. Blue tube.
Speaker 4:I'm about to go in that shit with blue tubes on, but really that's just it. What was the other one?
Speaker 2:Well, that was Pharaoh's also thing oh, did you want to talk about that? Oh?
Speaker 3:you're talking about. Yeah, I'm going to keep on rapping because y'all motherfuckers be stealing shit, but I ain't talking about y'all.
Speaker 1:I'm talking about them. We steal, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:But I'm going to try to come together with a couple of short stories to give y'all at least some decent horror and kind of intrigue you and took you thrill peckers a little bit. So in the near future just give me a little time to work on it. I'm a man of many hats but I ain't the master of none.
Speaker 2:That's right. So that's going to be like a new segment y'all can expect from Cosmic Cove. It's going to be called Cosmic Cove Pockets of Horror. That sounds good. It's going to be Pharoah and Yayo. Pharoah's going to come up with some horror stories that he made himself and Yayo's going to give away well, not give away, but he's going to do something.
Speaker 1:He's going to give away a hundred dollar gift card that I'm just playing, hey, so not to cut you off so you'm going to be going into places that are like you could say they're haunted type shit or yeah stuff like that, stuff like that.
Speaker 4:What is it called? Like urban exploring? Yeah, almost in a sense. Stuff like that I will not be fucking with Ou Any kind of black magic.
Speaker 3:I ain't doing none of that, y'all ain't gonna see me Doing ritual on camera.
Speaker 4:Y'all not gonna see that.
Speaker 3:He's investigating, I'm just investigating, I'm not gonna be out there.
Speaker 4:I know some shows be like Like, uh, come out, demon Shit. Like I ain't gonna be doing that, I'm gonna go ahead and let y'all know I am not gonna be doing that dumb shit.
Speaker 2:I'm a bull up. What saying? I don't believe when y'all possess me.
Speaker 1:For real. Then he gonna pull up, throw his hands out and I'll hide back.
Speaker 4:That's the video, guys, by Y'all see the building that shit a little scary. I'm gone.
Speaker 1:So you gonna fuck with like the white noise, like on your phone or some shit like that White noise yeah.
Speaker 4:You talking about like the little radio change how they communicate, To communicate with stuff. I don't even want to do that. Really, what I will. You got to go all in bro.
Speaker 2:What you mean Like a spirit?
Speaker 4:box yeah, a spirit box. I could do a spirit box, yeah a spirit box is wrong yeah a spirit box.
Speaker 1:I ain't going to hold you. I want to sit, but I ain't going though.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm going to fuck with a ghost, maybe Shit me hey, hey, hey For the right money For the right money. For the money bro 2.5 dollars.
Speaker 1:Give me about $200. I might fuck with you $200? $200.
Speaker 2:He said as long as my hotel room, my gas station, my food station. As long as they give me a robe, I'll go Hell yeah shit.
Speaker 1:As long as they give me a robe, I'll go Hell. Yeah shit. No, I ain't going out of state. I'll probably go a couple cities over.
Speaker 4:I'll fuck with you, I might go out of state Nah it's not cool yeah. I mean obviously near us. We got a couple things, nothing too crazy, but I do know about some places. They're not historical, but I know that they got energies and shit in there. So they got energies and shit in there, so stuff like that at first. Once the bag get up a little bit, you know we gonna be going, that's gonna be pretty cool to watch bro Around the. You know how to stay and all that shit.
Speaker 4:And you're not gonna be alone. Right, you're gonna have your own people yeah no, well, I'm security with me too.
Speaker 2:Y'all just gonna have his own Entourage, not entourage.
Speaker 4:Your own Ghost investigator? Yeah, just a bunch of Not entourage your own ghost investigating type of deal. Yeah, just a bunch of people that are serious. I really don't want nobody that makes a light of the situation, because even if it's not scary, I'm not making light of the situation. I don't want to piss nothing off. Follow me home.
Speaker 2:Okay, all that shit. So somebody's not going to provoke.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't want them to be provoking.
Speaker 2:You got to have at least one.
Speaker 4:It might be me. I'm just going to be out here instigating a little bit.
Speaker 2:Because if you don't have nothing provoking, nothing's going to happen, not necessarily.
Speaker 1:Hey, yo, that demon said you a bitch what you going to do.
Speaker 4:I'm a bitch, come out here right now. I swear.
Speaker 2:Watch me pop these three blue chews real quick.
Speaker 4:Who a bitch. Now I'm going to be like Did, come here, boy.
Speaker 2:You can't come in my body if you can't get a hold of me.
Speaker 3:Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 4:You ain't coming inside of me, I'm going inside of you.
Speaker 3:Take that, take that, take that hey yo hey, what was that shit?
Speaker 1:that Marlon Wayne shit with the ghost Talking about scary movies.
Speaker 3:No, haunted House, that's the Haunted House.
Speaker 1:He's like I don't give a fuck, keisha.
Speaker 2:That's going to be me man.
Speaker 4:You got a ghost ghost. I'm going to walk in there. Shit going to be floating. You know what guys? That shit wasn't even that scary guys. There's really nothing happening here, guys.
Speaker 2:Don't be like this with the camera. That shit, that was no ghost shit.
Speaker 4:It's not scary here, really, guys. It just looked that way.
Speaker 1:No cap. That would have been me, cuz you ain't get no damn footage.
Speaker 3:Everything look distorted, All they gonna see is that lens shaking and me breathing that heavy breathing. That's your feet, bro. God damn the lens.
Speaker 1:folks Can't see a goddamn thing. Look, sweat like your armpits man. I know I should have fucked this shit.
Speaker 3:I'm saying you can't, can't, can't. It's like for me, man Can him bro, He'll make you scared.
Speaker 4:How scared he is, you motherfucking right, man, you gonna scare me Bro. There ain't nothing going on, bro. You ain't see that Bro? That's a shadow, bro, calm down, that ain't my shadow, though I'm like a motherfucker. Something just touched me.
Speaker 3:You gonna see that goddamn that little light on that vape light up every goddamn two seconds.
Speaker 4:Bro, they hit the vape. Where are you, nerd?
Speaker 3:Fucked up, toe up.
Speaker 4:He gonna start coughing. What if you? What if you?
Speaker 2:What if you hit the vape and you blow the smoke out?
Speaker 3:And you just see the smoke.
Speaker 2:Getting sucked in.
Speaker 3:By something else. Oh hell, are you hearing something? Appreciate it On the spirit box. I needed that. That shit was gas. I appreciate you. I appreciate you.
Speaker 1:I'm bringing my motherfucking medicine with me. You're here, motherfucking. I got to take this shit man. That man going to help you boy. Hey yo. Up the damn doses on these motherfuckers.
Speaker 2:Going straight to the Diddy Manor bro.
Speaker 4:Hey yo bro, this is crazy.
Speaker 2:That's the first place we going.
Speaker 3:We don't see baller, but maybe all the ballers just following In all theories he made it. What new drug he made. You told me about what it was called.
Speaker 1:Oh, it was called the Pink Powder, bro. Pink Powder, Good damn bro, it was fucking XC.
Speaker 4:MDA XC Oil polito rosa yeah yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1:Cocaine. Yeah, I know what you're talking about Food, that should be good.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that should be good. That's crazy, that should be good. Recommend it. 10 out of 10. We'll try again For legal purposes. I'm playing For recreational uses.
Speaker 2:That's just scientific purposes. Really, y'all can expect from Yayo coming soon.
Speaker 4:It's going to get a little wild really.
Speaker 2:He's going to be buying a GoPro and everything. Yeah, yeah, soon.
Speaker 4:That shit going to be crazy oh we're going to have another camera angle for you too.
Speaker 2:Crazy FOV bro, I ain't going to hold you.
Speaker 1:I would fuck with you one time, though Just seeing how it is, I would fuck with him.
Speaker 2:Man, I would too. Alright, quick question. If there was nothing going on and we'd be like, alright, let's go, one person go in the room and you stay in there for three minutes, would you do it? Hell yeah, you would do it. Okay, alright, bro, y'all caught this. It's on camera, bro, you're the first one.
Speaker 4:You do it. You stay in the room like that.
Speaker 2:Pharaoh, where you at, bro, we missing out on three minutes right.
Speaker 3:Three minutes. No, lights no nothing, I'd be in the thick of it, but I ain't going to isolate myself.
Speaker 4:He said he's going to stay outside. I'm going to make sure y'all come out, y'all ain't going to make it out in three minutes. I'm leaving.
Speaker 1:I'm putting these motherfucking calf muscles to work.
Speaker 3:I'm going through shit, I don't blame him on that. Y'all want to see a big motherfucker move, bro, I couldn't imagine just sitting in the dark and then you waiting on time to run out.
Speaker 2:We ain't tell you the time was done, but something in your ear just be like Time's up. Damn bro, I'd quit bro.
Speaker 4:I'd quit the podcast.
Speaker 2:Quit.
Speaker 3:I'd be in there.
Speaker 1:Matter of fact, we should record in one of them Builders. What you mean, bro? Hey look, I ain't no bitch, I've been there. Matter of fact, we should record in one of them buildings.
Speaker 3:What you mean, bro. Hey look, I ain't no bitch, but I'm from a bitch, but I'm going to let y'all know when messing with the mysteries of the beyond.
Speaker 4:That sound like some bitch. That sound like some bitch you chew off more than you can bite man.
Speaker 1:I got enough God damn problems. That's the cosmic cove.
Speaker 3:I know we the cove of the cosmic and the cosmic of the cove Gotta put the cosmic in it.
Speaker 2:That's right. We gotta show them.
Speaker 4:We dedicated to Fuck it. I do a ritual and I was like Go to chicken.
Speaker 1:No, pineapple, pineapple.
Speaker 4:Pineapple. Everybody say it was pineapple.
Speaker 2:That's all you're going to hear in the video. Pineapple, pineapple pineapple. Everybody running. No, I'm telling you Baja blast baja blast, baja blast.
Speaker 1:I know that's right. Click your ears together. That motherfucker, teleport got there. It just about to be recording this motherfucker like this. God damn which man, shit, I don't know.
Speaker 4:Nah, but the man, shit, I don't know, nah, but the craziest part would be, like you know, you not hearing nothing and then listening to the recording afterwards. Yeah, that would be it, that's why I'm like good luck with that video editing and audio editing.
Speaker 3:Am I headed at night?
Speaker 4:too, I lose my sleep bro.
Speaker 1:Because, you know, we be trying to censor some of the shit that we be saying. Nah, it's going to be raw footage, man, we ain't even going to have no good footage. Yeah, bro, we're going to cut all this shit off, man.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm saying, bro, because you know I be editing like at nighttime at like 2 or 3 in the morning when.
Speaker 1:I did that one fuck. No man, get out the bed.
Speaker 3:Nah, bro, Because if you cut the light on then everybody can see in there bro. That is true bro. So I was in the dark bro, I was chilling, I was editing, I was feeling like that one guy you know how you be seeing on anime. You see he be on late night on a computer doing something he get his.
Speaker 1:You just see the eyes up in that motherfucker Doing that.
Speaker 3:So I was like this I said I kept on. I said what the fuck?
Speaker 1:I said I kept on like this. That's the motherfucker you need to explore, goddamn.
Speaker 4:Nah, bro, cause you live there.
Speaker 2:I don't turn no shit up. Let me use the.
Speaker 4:Let me pull your house up Right quick, right quick Are you moving shit, motherfuckers actually. Done that shit before I know. Yeah, we know.
Speaker 3:Messed around. A little bit Got messed around.
Speaker 2:Fuck around, got fucked around.
Speaker 3:Stick your dick out there and they tugged it. So man Nope.
Speaker 2:Huh, huh, what Huh? Never mind, we got to go. We should invest in you. I'll lay on the bed.
Speaker 3:I'll be like, all right, I'll fuck with you. All right, get that.
Speaker 1:All right, I'll fuck with you.
Speaker 3:You're going to finish this or you're going to have to let me do it. Goddamn, Close the door.
Speaker 2:Dear God.
Speaker 3:They got a hold of me. What's happening in there? It's exorcism.
Speaker 1:Hey man, what you doing here. Hey shit, teddy Bill.
Speaker 3:You pulling the souls out of me literally. You know what.
Speaker 4:I'm saying that Diddy and Mika audio bro. Oh my God bro, hey yo. Don't run from me Every time we try to get past this shit that Diddy and Mika audio bro.
Speaker 3:Oh my God bro. Hey yo, that's a motherfucker, don't run from me.
Speaker 4:Every time we try to get past this shit. Man, it's one of the greatest shit. I feel bad for a man, but it's the best shit that happened.
Speaker 1:I really don't feel bad for that son of a bitch man. I don't, man.
Speaker 3:I'm not mad, nah, nah, cuz can't catch a break, he can't get his face back or nothing. Bro, hey yo Yo, that motherfucker over there, get up, get up the memes is just ridiculous, bro.
Speaker 2:Oh you gripping. What's that?
Speaker 3:Y'all seen that video when they was all in the club, bro, he said a bad bitch was fucking me good.
Speaker 2:Oh, he turned around, yeah, did he turn around and say yeah, yeah?
Speaker 3:Hey y'all, look at that. I'm like, bro, the internet is not your friend right now. Bro, it's not your happy place.
Speaker 4:You know, motherfuckers just be looking for shit bro.
Speaker 2:Nah, I saw this one thing because he used to have a TV show too, bro Did he. I think it was a TV show, Bro. Tell me why he had these motherfuckers R&B singing for a bed, bro, oh my oh yeah, they're making a band, he told them somebody was going to get some cheesecake.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that cheesecake one You're not beating allegations out of that one, not with the cheesecake.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I remember that show. Yeah, because he was going gonna be there. Alright, I'm through, right here.
Speaker 2:Nevermind, I'm just gonna hold it like that, bro, put it on the big screen.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that ghost gonna be doing that shit For a bear, bruh.
Speaker 2:That is.
Speaker 4:That shit.
Speaker 3:That shit is that's.
Speaker 4:Javi? No kidding, that's Javi the boy that's singing.
Speaker 3:They're having a singing battle and Diddy over there, like yeah Boy, I got some pipes on you.
Speaker 1:He's already imagined them Old up. That's him Putting Vaseline on, yeah.
Speaker 4:No cap on the Vaseline oh man.
Speaker 3:Hey yo he over there Licking his lips. He said yeah, I'm gonna tear y'all asses up Later. You want that? You want that contract.
Speaker 2:That's crazy, you want that money. That was crazy, you talking to me.
Speaker 1:That's crazy man.
Speaker 3:And then, and then what you call Crucify that motherfucker, and then what you call Crucify that son of a bitch.
Speaker 1:He deserve everything he getting, bro. I swear he do.
Speaker 3:Don't sing to him, sing to me. Don't sing to me, sing to him I was like hey yo. I said hey yo. What's in the guy? He was in the chair. I couldn't even been in a goddamn room while I've been laughing so fucking hard. What the fuck are y'all doing, bro? This ain't no fucking musical, but when I go into the haunted house.
Speaker 4:I'm going to have that audio playing Just to see what happens, Just to see what happens, go cut that shit off.
Speaker 1:Me going to be like uh, I don't want to hear that shit.
Speaker 3:Hey, that's crazy. Imagine Diddy going to a haunted house and the door slammed shut right in front of him. Everybody else in the house. They're keeping him out of it.
Speaker 2:That's the real demon right there. Shit gonna get up and walk away like that monster.
Speaker 4:She gonna walk away hell no, grab his shit and leave and go like, yeah, we helping y'all out.
Speaker 3:goddamn, that's the real one. That's the? Uh usurper, the uh the predator, the, the uh the wolf in sheep's clothing. That motherfucking said that more of a gonna to say what should we call you? Call me love, fuck that Buddy, love, right there, shit.
Speaker 2:There's a new segment. You ready for it? There's a new segment. We're also going to add into the Cosmic Cove A lot of new stuff. All right, this is going to be introducing the new segment. It's going to be called or you can name it, since it's going to be your deal Gruddy Thoughts.
Speaker 1:Gruddy Thoughts. Name pending. Name pending. Name is pending. Yeah, name pending. But it's going to be inspirational quotes from Gruddy himself, Gruddy's mind, Some random bullshit I always say on a daily basis.
Speaker 2:What's the inspiration of today's episode?
Speaker 1:Well, depending on how my week been going, if I'm your enemy today, I'm your enemy tomorrow. Fuck you today, fuck you tomorrow, fuck you forever. I felt that really that shit inspired me, that shit right there is really there it goes Gruddy's worst.
Speaker 2:Oh wait, gruddy's worst inspiration. There, really there goes Gruddy's worst. Oh wait, gruddy's worst emancipation. There you go, there you go Show, no fake love.
Speaker 3:Man, you rest in shit, god damn, basically man.
Speaker 1:Look, it's supposed to be, it's inspiration.
Speaker 4:We all got beef with.
Speaker 3:Well, like, let me reiterate on that, just go behind. Say, bro, you ain't always Gotta turn the other cheek. No, you don't, you don't. You sure don't. What's that shit? Shannon Sharpe say If you got to keep being a bigger man, you hanging around too many small people.
Speaker 1:Facts Fuck them. Don't turn the other cheek bro, Shit on them I wouldn't even say don't shit on them, don't say shit on them.
Speaker 2:Stay the fuck, exactly, just disappear. Shit on them from over there.
Speaker 1:Facts. Do your own shit, stay in your own lane.
Speaker 3:Take a shit.
Speaker 1:My own is that pressure ain't on you. I do want to say my homeboy, brian, he kind of do figurines and sculptures and everything. So when I get everything set up, I probably will be painting them and everything. So I'm probably, when I get everything set up, I probably, um, we'll be painting them and everything. And showcasing yeah showcasing shit like that. So I will be doing that. So I'm going to get a couple just to see how it is and then jam it out like that.
Speaker 2:Give me his, send me his social media page so I can actually tag him on the episode and everything too that's going to lead in today's topic Spooky season. Leading up to spooky season. Now we got a third and then finish it off Gruddy Spooky season.
Speaker 3:I wasn't ready, man.
Speaker 1:Hey, hold on, let me do.
Speaker 2:There we go, alright, so this subject is gonna be Haunted places Around the world.
Speaker 1:About to turn a nigga house to a haunted house. About to turn a nigga house to a haunted house.
Speaker 2:This is just leading up to Halloween, we leading up to Spooky's. Oh, because today's the first day of fall. Is it today?
Speaker 3:That shit, don't feel like it.
Speaker 2:Oh, damn it, Damn it. First day of fall, let's go.
Speaker 1:Bumba clock, shoot the bonfire.
Speaker 3:It's kind of hot. It's kind of hot out, oh y'all smoking that shit outside, y'all ruining the ozone layer, the ozone layer.
Speaker 1:You know, I'm.
Speaker 4:Chill, chill, chill.
Speaker 1:They call this shit the pneumonia weather.
Speaker 4:Pneumonia weather Pneumonia yeah.
Speaker 2:Who's going to start off with the first haunted place? I got you, I got you, yeah, I got you.
Speaker 4:It's a little short one, really it's a little short one. Talk some shit. I didn't make it too crazy, All right, the first one for me. It's a personal favorite, really it's the Winchester House.
Speaker 3:Okay, okay. I don't know if y'all ever heard of it Winchester House. Okay.
Speaker 4:Winchester House, rob Markman Jr. Oh shit. And so people used to blame I don't know why just people used to hate on her, because they would associate, they would blame her or they would give her hate. Because her family made the Winchester rifle. Obviously people during the war time they used it, and so people was like that's fucked up that you did it. I don't know why they would do that, but so they would hate on her. So she started getting.
Speaker 4:When she started getting older, she started like saying that spirits were following her. So she bought a house and then the house. That's when she figured out like spirits were following her and she basically had a dream, or like someone told her that she had to keep building for the spirits to never catch her. And so her house is a very complex house. That house was a lot of building. She just kept building, she just kept adding stuff. There were rooms that led to nowhere. There are stairwells that lead to nowhere. It was like a maze lead to nowhere. It was like a maze. And the other thing she said she was building like that because the spirits would have a harder time tracking her down. So the whole house was like a maze and everything and the construction didn't end. It eventually ended. Once it ended, she did die.
Speaker 2:Oh, she died when it did end.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so she actually did die after she stopped, did die After the After, after.
Speaker 2:Just the Winchester area. I'm showing that to Grady and Fred, yeah.
Speaker 3:That's actually a nice house.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's a nice house, but that house has been changed a lot. That's how. That's how it finished. That's the floor plan.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's the whole house right there God damn Constantly, constantly building Constantly building, constantly building. How much square feet is it again?
Speaker 4:Anybody own it now. Now you can actually go to it. You can actually go to it. You can pay. What is it? Take a thing.
Speaker 2:That shit 24,000 square feet 24,000 square feet.
Speaker 4:Jeez, and I know it did not start with that big, she just kept adding to it.
Speaker 3:Damn, that's a big ass house, and I'm talking about. You. Know how you got a house and then a lot of land on it. No, that's a house on a lot of like over a lot of land, bro.
Speaker 4:I would love working in that house. Imagine you getting called every week. You got secure work every week, every day, so that was another thing.
Speaker 2:I saw that they she would get like the construction people when they'd finish rooms and shit. Since she was told not to stop building on the house. She'd tell them to not tear the shit out and put the shit back in. She'd constantly tell them paint the walls or redo the floors or whatever.
Speaker 2:She was constantly changing stuff up Constantly yeah, but she had so much money, bro, she had the inheritance. Bro, yeah, she had the inheritance bro. Yeah, she had the inheritance because her husband died or something like that. And then she got like a cut from the company. I forgot how much money she was given a month, but she got like a really good cut and then on top of that she had like a lump sum amount, so she was sitting on the ground.
Speaker 4:It was at that time she was making $1,000 a day, damn, and at that time it was money.
Speaker 2:Inflation calculation.
Speaker 4:Inflation calculation. That's money now $1,000 a day you're right, I don't even need that inflation calculator. Yeah, shit.
Speaker 2:Damn right. $1,000 a day, that's crazy.
Speaker 4:That's basically what she was making.
Speaker 2:So tell us this Answer this Is that a place you plan on going to?
Speaker 4:That is a place, oh, for real. I don't want to go there I don't think it would be first, where is it at? It's in California, I believe it's San Jose, I believe, if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 2:Well, well, well, looks like we're taking a trip to Cali Load up the van up the cali put it on the cosmic code tab.
Speaker 4:Go ahead, use the credit card. Lc credit card lc credit.
Speaker 2:No way in a lc just yet. Bro, working on it, I'm working on it. Were you gonna add more stuff to it? Oh, that was, that was basically um you can add more if you want. Yeah, it was just uh experiences that there was just yeah there's stuff there's, people did claim.
Speaker 4:Although a lot of people said no, that didn't happen. I did find a lot of like statements from people saying that you know they would see stuff or stuff would be happening in the house. You know, you're caught, you're your cash, you're damn, I can't speak. You're uh, you're normal haunting type of type of stuff. You know they would see, they would see shadow figures, they, they would see stuff would go missing. So at least the people that oh, there was one time where the people didn't, they got so scared the workers left. So she literally had like I'll pay you, since she had all that money. She was like please come back, because she couldn't at least in her mind, she couldn't stop.
Speaker 2:She had construction going on 24-7. Yeah, 24-7 construction. So she was like I'll pay. Couldn't?
Speaker 4:at least in her mind she couldn't stop check construction going on 24 7, 24 7 construction. So she was like I'll pay you more. What was wrong with her? What you mean, what's wrong with her, why she do all that?
Speaker 3:because she talked to like a spiritualist person and the person said that spirits were following her and they want to revenge because her husband's family, excuse me you just said that my bad, no, you're good, no, no, I understand that part, just because you basically made a weapon of mass destruction kind of, in a sense.
Speaker 4:In a sense, but at least me personally. I don't think she should pay for that, yeah yeah, that's what I was saying.
Speaker 3:Hey, she really ain't got nothing to do with it, but she is kind of what you call off the backs of it, though I mean she benefited?
Speaker 2:Yes, she benefited. I feel like that person was just bullshitting.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but that's what I'm saying, bro. At the same time, bro, if you're going to do that, motherfucker, don't like the. Motherfucker for cigarettes, alcohol, goddamn motor vehicles.
Speaker 1:Motherfucker for airplanes, drones grenades, food, food sugar to like. I know. I've seen it a couple times where somebody OD'd or some shit like that. They said kill your local drug dealer. Fuck, I do.
Speaker 2:Kill your local drug dealer.
Speaker 1:Have you seen that shit before? Kill your local drug dealer.
Speaker 4:I've seen shit like that yeah, because they OD, and shit like that.
Speaker 2:That's crazy work because sometimes the drug dealer is the hospital. Sometimes, bro, I don't want to get in that, I mean, if you want to look at it.
Speaker 3:Technically, the pharmacy, yeah, there you go. The pharmacy, there you go, believe it or not, opioids is the biggest addiction problem.
Speaker 4:That's crazy, because that shit been around for the longest. Yeah, and a lot of people have been looking on it.
Speaker 3:It's really really bad because. Say no to drugs, though, but damn, some people can't help it.
Speaker 4:Say no to the bad ones, just the bad one now, just the bad one, and it's just me.
Speaker 3:I ain't saying like antibiotics and stuff are bad stuff, because I don't. If I ain't got to take medicine, I don't. I'm going to tell you, like this, the only thing I take is goodies that Tylenol Extra Strength and Zyrtec.
Speaker 2:That's all I ever take. Bro, who take that Zyrtec? Who's spending all that money for that allergy medicine?
Speaker 4:All you need is Benadryl. I got four bottles of Benadryl Good old.
Speaker 2:Benadryl, bro. What allergies. I'm being sleepy.
Speaker 3:I got a bottle of that too. Y'all playing with that Benadryl but y'all talking shit. But that damn that Diddy, what you call it, that's all it is. Press down Huh.
Speaker 2:Yeah, benadryl's actually Diddy pills. That's going to be episode time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Look at it makes sense.
Speaker 3:We can't get away from this motherfucker. Hey yo and all full circle. Look up.
Speaker 2:God damn, bro, damn my allergy's acting up today. Let me go pop a diddy pill, go to sleep. Here you go, you ain't got no allergies when you're in the coma here you go relax, take that Take that Any one, any one of y'all, got a diddy on y'all.
Speaker 4:Hey, hey, my allergy's acting up, pop me a diddy.
Speaker 1:Cause you waking up Out of your damn comb and shit, you got this motherfucker over there like this.
Speaker 3:Jamming in your ass, doing the ditty by that shit. You like you over here, just like ah, Ain't no motherfucker like this Motherfucker throw it up, hit it, catch it.
Speaker 1:Like what the fuck that nigga doing?
Speaker 2:Uh-huh, Got him It'd be some shit if you was stuck in a sleep. Paralysis bro.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God. With your eyes wide open you can't even move, bro, kill me now.
Speaker 3:Shoot me, you see him walking in Ha ha ha. That goddamn road boy. Your goddamn hair is standing on the back of your goddamn neck, all the fuck up.
Speaker 4:You're shining Moon-like glistening off of here.
Speaker 1:This smell like motherfucking Maybach. There's some rock up in this bitch. What the fuck is this Boy? That's a bitch. That's probably put a hit on me if he was on here. Bro, yo, that shot move, oh my God these damn jokes is coming.
Speaker 3:And the crazy part about it is we ain't lying you know how these motherfuckers he didn't hit with that you know how many niggas he didn't hit with that, but Wait, they said.
Speaker 2:They also said that Diddy was the person who paid for Tupac's yeah Death, like the hitman or whatever.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That's crazy stuff.
Speaker 3:Right there I'm about to throw a book at that, motherfucker yeah.
Speaker 1:They about to get him Boy, boy, boy boy.
Speaker 3:When they, when they squiz, he gonna squeeze.
Speaker 4:He about to be like Like Gambit when he walk into that jail cell.
Speaker 2:I was about to say that jail party About to be, crazy, bro. Him and R Kelly in there, bro, that's crazy, ain't no baby on there. If I hit that double.
Speaker 3:It's only that, vaseline, hey yo you gonna hear Motherfucker R Kelly.
Speaker 1:You must be used to Spending.
Speaker 3:Five, hey, yo go on.
Speaker 1:You got motherfucker Pete Nitto.
Speaker 3:Hey, yo Go ahead. Greet the dad, though hey, yo go on.
Speaker 1:Hey, you got motherfucking Pete Nitto, hey yo.
Speaker 3:Go ahead, green the death up.
Speaker 1:Hey, yo did it. Here's another one.
Speaker 2:He was a terrorizer in here, like out here. Now he's going to be a terrorizer in there, bro. I feel for all y'all booty hoes in that prison cell bro.
Speaker 3:Shit, he'd be right.
Speaker 1:at home there's a couple predators over there, that motherfucker be like this.
Speaker 3:He's going to be an apex one.
Speaker 4:Apex, brother, I'd be better than the rest of the alien up in there.
Speaker 3:I'm telling you bro, but I mean BAV, I mean people swing that way in there so he don't really got Like the raping shit.
Speaker 1:They ain't going to beat his motherfucking ass.
Speaker 3:Yeah, boy, they're fucking kids man. I didn't know all that.
Speaker 1:Like you changed, like that shit, like fuck people's minds.
Speaker 3:Nah, I didn't know all that. So yeah, bro I know R Kelly, bro, Justin bro, Justin, that's my motherfucker.
Speaker 1:R Kelly got 50 plus years bro.
Speaker 3:Why I do that way of saying it for man, when that motherfucker said my mind is telling me no.
Speaker 2:But my body hold on, brother.
Speaker 3:This tell me yeah, I don't want to hurt nobody.
Speaker 1:But the bad thing about it though. All jokes aside, when it comes to R Kelly, he's a gruesome motherfucker, but this something has made some of the best fucking music, man.
Speaker 3:We about to get canceled.
Speaker 1:No, I mean no, why, why no? No, r Kelly.
Speaker 2:He's a fucking monster you know, hold on, bro. If we getting canceled, let me see how much other people are going to get canceled.
Speaker 1:I mean on some real shit. R Kelly made some of the best music and as a songwriter and a damn producer and a damn singer too producer and a damn singer too he made some good shit. He got some pipes on him yeah, real shit he's a freaking motherfucker.
Speaker 4:I've done it to an R Kelly song once or twice.
Speaker 1:In the background Ignition.
Speaker 2:She stopped bumping Same girl. That's crazy.
Speaker 3:That's crazy.
Speaker 1:Hey yo, why you bushing? There's been a couple situations like that. E-hoes ain't shit.
Speaker 2:Wait, R Kelly's the one who made I'ma Flirt yeah.
Speaker 3:I didn't know it was R Kelly, bro.
Speaker 1:I didn't know he been bumping that song R Kelly made. He wrote a lot of fucking songs, and for white people too, bro.
Speaker 2:I didn't know that, bro Chocolate Factory.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's a remix edition. I ain't fresh out the kitchen.
Speaker 1:I'm a roll at that button. When I was growing up, he had this album called 12 Play and it was one of his best albums. Yes, he ran 12 Play. I mean that shit is dope as hell. The whole album is dope.
Speaker 3:I ain't going to hold you, bro, but listen to that shit now. That's what I was about to say, bro when I listen to his music. I get chills down my spine now, you feel like he coming for you.
Speaker 2:Well, he still has 4.7 million monthly listeners.
Speaker 1:so yeah, because, yeah, don't attack us. Y'all got all them other people to take. You're one of my playlists. I ain't even going to hold you. Get them four million motherfuckers.
Speaker 2:I bet people, they be playing that shit as soon as they get to his top like cut it down. Cut this shit down, Roll your windows up.
Speaker 3:He listen to R Kelly. Get him. Get him. Motherfucker gonna think I'm on something. Let me cut this bitch off. Get up.
Speaker 1:Get up Nah man but that shit, that shit wrong.
Speaker 3:So what's your? What's your, what's your haunted place, bro?
Speaker 2:Mine. So what's your haunted place, bro Mine? So I got two Mine's going to be local Mine's, north Carolina, you already know. Oh, the Devil's Tramping Ground. No, no, no.
Speaker 3:Okay, okay.
Speaker 2:People be camping there, bro, yeah, I'm about to get to it. So good old Devil's Tramping Ground located in Bear Creek, north carolina and chatham county. So there was a theory that said, uh, people were like it's barren right there because some people were like, oh, you know, that's where native americans would used to like host like festivities type of deal, like a kind of like a thanksgiving kind of thing, where they like feasted and danced. So the circle was essentially where they were at, like doing their little dances and stuff like. That's one theory. Another theory is the theory everybody knows that the devil himself comes up and plots on what he's gonna do for the day or whatever, or just plotting and stuff like that putting, putting his will out in the world type of deal. So they say that the Cirque was just him, essentially just like pacing, pacing, walking around, plotting. But according to the agriculture of North Carolina, they actually did a test on the soils over there and they said that the soil was like High concentration of salt.
Speaker 4:I like that In that area or whatever.
Speaker 2:So that kind of like debunks it. That's like Because there's no grass that grows right there Inside that ring.
Speaker 4:So there's like a scientific explanation Of why.
Speaker 3:Why would all that salt come out? Is it just a salt deposit right there?
Speaker 2:Yeah, there's salt deposits all in that area right there.
Speaker 3:But a perfect circle right there. Yeah, it's just a coincidence.
Speaker 2:So another theory is if a big-ass tree was right there and it had a disease in its roots oh the like the disease.
Speaker 2:Disease was so bad that it got into the soil and it affected that whole area right there and where the tree would have been, you know, placed that type of deal. So that's another theory that they said. Like people were saying like if you place something within the circle, like by the time you wake up in the morning it's going to be gone, type of deal. But people I've seen saying like there'd be like beer bottles and shit, but they'd still be there, like the next morning.
Speaker 4:Okay, so it wouldn't be okay.
Speaker 2:But there's still like accounts of people like going there saying, oh, I saw like this evil or like a shadow, or I saw like this beast-like figure. So there's like stories out there where people are saying, oh, I saw something, I saw something, heard something. Bro, you're camping at night heard something.
Speaker 4:Bro, you're camping at night.
Speaker 2:You're out in the woods what you expect, bro squirrels, coyotes, everything bro. But I did see like pharaoh was saying you can camp there. I think they said it's only like 15 a person to camp tonight. I don't want to be over there for it, that's another spot. Yeah, that's another spot.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I was thinking don't want to be over there for it. That's another spot for you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was thinking that too, you about to be out there camping.
Speaker 4:I'm about to call y'all guys.
Speaker 2:He got me.
Speaker 3:My car going to be right beside my tent. Diddy found me.
Speaker 4:He's holed up already.
Speaker 3:We start hearing that shit play through the woods, goddamn echoing. It's time to get the fuck out of there.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, Doesn't Diddy have music.
Speaker 1:He has music, don't he, yeah, yeah, he got shit to do.
Speaker 3:Bruh, like you know, michael.
Speaker 2:Myers has his little Every time. Like Diddy came around, one of his songs would be playing bro, he's around. I hear it, but I don't see it in a towel sliding towards you or you're going to hear Jodeci playing in the background, but that's pretty much it for that one. Like if you're from North Carolina, I mean, everybody pretty much knows that story or whatever. It's like a really popular. I remember seeing that.
Speaker 4:That story my bad. I remember seeing that in one of our textbooks at school. Yeah, yeah, remember that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I remember seeing it too, one of our textbooks at school. Yeah, yeah, remember that.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I remember seeing it too. That's the first time I heard about that. I was intrigued. That is a good. That is a good. I've also heard like, like what you said. I heard people that say that they put their tents right there, like trying to test it, and then when they woke up, their tents would move with them inside. They were like moved out of the circle.
Speaker 2:It's just claims.
Speaker 4:It's just claims. I also feel like people that do that type of stuff. If you prime yourself for that, that's a lot. That also goes to haunted houses and stuff like that. If you prime yourself for that, it could be nothing, but you're just making yourself, you're psyching yourself out. That has to do a lot with it too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I agree with that. You got any input for that, Pharrell?
Speaker 3:Psyching yourself to To a certain degree, because it'd be your mind playing tricks with you a little bit. It can't.
Speaker 4:I'm going to tell you. I'm not going to say always, it's like a whole ghost, whole demon right in front of me. It's my brain. It's my brain, but I need some sleep.
Speaker 3:But like, speaking like that, just like, imagine like people with mental illnesses, bro, imagine they got to battle that bro. I'm talking about bad bro, yeah, and like, but see the thing, but like, what's crazy part as it is, that's how bad your brain can turn against you. I can say they can't help it. But if something could be living and breathing right in front of you, bro, and you be like, damn they just fucking crazy. No, bro, that shit is real to them. You know what I'm saying. Y'all got to respect some of that shit. You know what I'm saying. And the people that like their caregivers and stuff like that, just think about this. The people that actually got schizophrenia.
Speaker 1:Just think half of the shit they're saying is fucking true.
Speaker 2:I thought, you were going to say something off the walls, bro, like put them in a haunted house or something. Hell, no. Five schizophrenia people in one haunted house. Let's see what happens. It's a beast video.
Speaker 1:Or like a blind person reading braille, a whole braille he gets his life, but like no cap.
Speaker 3:Well, like no cap, bro. I feel like that'd be even worse bro, just because, like they can, like they can feel them coming. They can feel like the initial fear. Bro, you know, I'm saying because you gotta stand. You gotta stand when you're in the dark you can't see anything anyway. So that's when the fear comes bro.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying Because you got to understand.
Speaker 3:You got to understand when you're in the dark, you can't see anything anyway. So that's when the fear comes, bro. That's what I'm saying. You imagine, bro, like, and that hysteria around them, you know, and it's crazy. I feel like you can hear so much more than you can see, if that makes sense.
Speaker 1:I mean, yeah, it's mad.
Speaker 3:Yeah, imagine if you read something, bro, and something goes, boy, you being that motherfucker Like what the fuck bro, let me get, let me.
Speaker 2:And it's crazy because you can tell I'm dumb.
Speaker 3:You try to turn on some good music or something like some Disney shit, Like let me just sit here and get my mind right.
Speaker 1:I thought you said Diddy.
Speaker 3:Some Diddy shit. Oh shit, put the Diddy check. I ain't trying to make it worse, it's the Diddy episode.
Speaker 2:Alexa put the Diddy playlist on.
Speaker 1:This ain't even about horror stories, bro. That's a horror story, bro.
Speaker 3:I bet money, if you was laying in that silk bed when you seen that roping baby boy nigga, I bet you'd change your goddamn tune.
Speaker 1:I'll take a D-Mill with Diddy any day.
Speaker 3:I bet you change your tune in oh fucking shit, bro, he over here, he over here saying this shit like I bet if you was over there, right there stun locked with that. Damn, that damn, that damn pill you would be motherfucking, look, look look that damn Tide, Tum don't kick me that. That motherfucker be laid up in that bed, scared as hell, sweating motherfucking bullets, sweating bro, he talking all that shit.
Speaker 1:Man Ain't nobody want to be on a Dude. He gonna lick the top of your head.
Speaker 3:If he lick the top of my head? If he lick the top of my head, he gonna lick the bottom of your belly, motherfucker. Damn, oh shit.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit oh shit oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
Speaker 4:Oh God, Fuck you, motherfucker.
Speaker 3:Look at the top of my head. Get away with. I'm shooting everything up right now, you disrespectful motherfucker. The fuck you look like getting on the top of my head. What the fuck.
Speaker 1:They're going to say it's salty.
Speaker 3:You sorry, son of a bitch, don't you ever I'm about to, everybody's gonna say you wasn't supposed to rock. Hey look, the fuck is this. Now I'm be walking and a drop gonna hit my head. What the fuck? Motherfucker, I ain't gonna hold you. That happened at work. I know I ain't tripping, goddamn, and be real with you, goddamn, when you hit it like that, that's a little. That'd be crazy, bro. Motherfucker, we'd be investigating A ghost or something like that. Take my hat off. I feel some.
Speaker 4:Motherfucker Whistles.
Speaker 1:Look.
Speaker 3:Imagine. Imagine if a ghost Palm your head Like get the fuck off me. Hey yo, I'll break that whole God damn door down that motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Be like this when you going, motherfucker?
Speaker 3:Get off me, he on me, oh shit.
Speaker 1:How you know that motherfucker got a big-ass motherfucker demon on his back. Big hand bro, big hand bro, I'm all fucking Shit red.
Speaker 4:I got out of there bitch though you hear, brother, I got out of there bitch, though he thought he was going to get me.
Speaker 3:He ain't getting me the crazy part. I had to fuck everybody up so we all get back to where we're going. I take off my hat. Everybody see that. Oh, you've been marked. Oh, what you mean. What you mean, bro he looking behind you, what? You mean, hey, yo cuz just imagine the motherfucking bro right there, the motherfucking demon said and this motherfucker hauled up right into the motherfucking demon like this, right?
Speaker 3:He gonna have to have the motherfucking feet on him boy to catch up with me. Yeah, I'm telling you, bro, I'm gonna have to leave him in the wind. He gonna try to snatch me, he ain't gonna backstab me.
Speaker 1:That's crazy, that's diabolical. Come on, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:Lick the top of my goddamn head.
Speaker 1:You crazy bro. That's diabolical, my dude.
Speaker 3:Nah, I don't think a man gonna Shot for shot over here and the crazy part about it he probably did that to a couple motherfuckers.
Speaker 1:O'Neal got a cranny in his head.
Speaker 3:I tell you, man, that motherfucker got a thinker boy.
Speaker 1:That motherfucker head bigger than that Sure is. Man that son of a bitch got a kneecap on his head. Boy.
Speaker 3:He look stressed too, boy, when she said that shit.
Speaker 1:He got a lot of thoughts. Man, he be thinking a lot bro.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, well, you, what about that freak off. You was going to man shut at her thigh weight. Bro, like bitch, you really gonna try and expose me. Huh, he look looking up there playing the game.
Speaker 1:Well, you can see that motherfucker had a headache.
Speaker 2:Big ass dick you can see his headaches he don't have dreams, he have movies.
Speaker 3:I'm there bro.
Speaker 1:Big headed motherfucker.
Speaker 2:What you got. Pharoah, what's your haunted place?
Speaker 3:I think it'd be one of the coolest places I'd like to use. It might sound like so cliche, but like Vlad Tepes Castle.
Speaker 4:Vlad Tepes Castle. Oh, okay, what's?
Speaker 3:that Dracula bro.
Speaker 4:Oh.
Speaker 3:Vlad the Impaler. That's his castle, bro, his castle. He tortured motherfuckers up in there, bro he was. He was a kind of a sadistic individual. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1:so um the way they did his wife.
Speaker 3:Yeah, buddy, he was like you go up in there, bro, and it was. It was another guy. I don't think his castle's still around um is it?
Speaker 4:I was just about to ask that, yeah it was another guy.
Speaker 3:He was, uh, basically like killing kids. Like, yeah, he invited them in, but one got away one night, or they found out about it and they killed him, bro, but it's what he invited them all in, bro. It'd be like homeless orphans, though, and he had torture though, but like Vlad did the same thing and worse, bro, that motherfucker be now John Wayne Gacy did that shit. He did that to like some of his workers though, oh yeah, but they were mostly like homeless and stuff like that. But, yeah, man, imagine back in the day and the crazy part about it is like back in the day, nobility was king and that was just recorded.
Speaker 3:Imagine how many monsters they didn't get to record or never came to light, bro, like I'm serious, like back in the day, bro, like nobody'm serious. Like back in the day, bro, like nobody wouldn't investigate. Like you're a little orphan or like a less fortunate person, and you get invited in the middle of the night. They play yeah, man, we're going to feed you. You know what I'm saying. You get up there, they feed you a little something, bro, and then them motherfuckers chain you up goddamn it, start cutting you open and shit.
Speaker 4:You can scream all goddamn day, bro, but you ain't gonna. That would've got my hungry ass like that.
Speaker 3:Who you telling. Motherfucker be like look you don't gotta eat bread, no more moldy bread. You can eat goddamn this, uh, uh, uh, this what you call a hen this turkey leg Bro, I be like that.
Speaker 4:Smelly, you smell good food.
Speaker 3:That's how they got him, bro, no cap.
Speaker 1:How some of the military do their interrogations. It's kind of like that, bro, they be torturing them. Some business to get information out of them. Well, that's for a purpose.
Speaker 3:That motherfucker was doing it for fun To get his rocks off.
Speaker 1:It's fun to him. What do?
Speaker 4:you mean To a sick motherfucker?
Speaker 1:yeah, yeah, I mean like to a sick motherfucker. Yeah, it's fun to him.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, I guess I never tried it, I don't know, Like pulling fingernails off and shit.
Speaker 3:That shit be crazy Ooh-wee.
Speaker 2:Scream motherfucker, hell, no Bro, what the fuck.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what's that Look?
Speaker 3:if you don't tell me I'm going to break every single knuckle in your finger, bro what you going to do.
Speaker 4:Can't play games no more like that man fuck you, I get them.
Speaker 3:Pliers, that'll go, that'll go and that one'll go. I'll be like yep, do the other ones, do the other ones Get the spoon, get the spoon, put it on his nutsack. What, what, what the fuck happened?
Speaker 4:Don't get interrogated by Ferrell.
Speaker 3:I like that. I like that, motherfucker. Oh, so you don't want to sing? Oh, you about to sing like a motherfucking bird. Watch this. He did it, he did it. All right, keep it on there for a little bit more. You just make me doing it, bro. All right, I'm going to tell you the first thing with dealing with the devil.
Speaker 1:Don't To protect the sheep. You got to catch the wolf and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf.
Speaker 4:I know that's right Damn. That should be an inspirational one.
Speaker 1:Oh, that was Dizell bro.
Speaker 3:Oh, that was training day, kid called and got shit on me. That was training day pimpin'. He shot his ass up at the end of that movie.
Speaker 2:Was there like any history behind that building? Besides that, is it still existing?
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's still there.
Speaker 2:You can take tours and everything.
Speaker 3:Oh, for real. Okay, it still stands. Sure does has there been an yeah, yeah, Multiple oh okay, I'd like to go, but I wouldn't stay Because that motherfucker is creepy. It's in Transylvania, bro.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but what country is?
Speaker 3:that Fuck. What is it when?
Speaker 4:is it? Where is Transylvania?
Speaker 3:Well, where is the castle at? I might be. I might be. It's right there. I know where it's at, if y'all wouldn would have asked me. Bro, I was about to say it. Who put me on the spot like that. My brain got Romania. That's where it's at. It look beautiful though, man, but the thing you gotta understand, damn that shit does look nice.
Speaker 4:That's crazy, Damn. Yeah, ain't nobody hearing your screams in there? You know what I'm saying, bro.
Speaker 3:You go up in there bro, you're going crazy too on them, bro. I'm talking about and it stunk in there. It's dark Even in the day time, bro. Ain't no ventilation in that motherfucker. There's rats running everywhere Eating on the dead bodies, jesus, and you get put down in there Just to die. That's crazy.
Speaker 2:Bro, I can't imagine being the owner Of a castle, bro I can't.
Speaker 3:You know how much King shit bitch.
Speaker 2:How big the ego must have been On them, people, bro.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That is insane man.
Speaker 3:I heard it was the ass living in the castle. Everything was cold all the time.
Speaker 1:I hear yeah shit, I got jacket castle. Like that ain't a party. That ain't a party. Trick motherfucker, what the fuck you got going on?
Speaker 3:Yeah, no cap.
Speaker 4:I can't find that in Zillow.
Speaker 3:And then what's that uh, what's the uh? And then what's that uh, what's the uh? Like the little uh spiral in the towers. Imagine you up there and you're a little sweet or whatever in a tower, bro, then you gotta go all the way down here, take a piss and, not to mention, you bust your ass. Bro, that's straight brick. So I'll be straight out the window bro but I heard like some of them had like the ground.
Speaker 4:Fuck the wind. That's what I said.
Speaker 3:I heard some of the wind, you just shit the wind out of your breath. You can just shit straight down there and it go down. This little witch call Then like the oh yeah, the mold toilets. Yeah, them little undesirable people. They got to empty them out, bro. It's like it'll be all the way up there. You'll do it. It'll fall all the way down. It All the rats, maggots.
Speaker 2:That's what Pharaoh did, that one time to the AC unit, bro Joe did. Pissed dead in it, oh, yeah, oh yeah, had to crop those. Pissing from the top of the castle.
Speaker 3:Top of the castle, bro, on the peasants man, what's that smell?
Speaker 4:I don't know Really, is that alcohol A little?
Speaker 3:something, something that motherfucker smell Good, god damn it. He said, I'd do it again.
Speaker 2:I'd do it again.
Speaker 3:That damn cold red, special bitch. Cold red, not the cold red.
Speaker 1:You're supposed to argue with a motherfucker man, just random man. Fuck you, motherfucker, I'll piss in your AC unit. Why Just do it?
Speaker 4:God damn it because I know you need it. That's some fucked up shit.
Speaker 3:Okay, bro, that's all I can get, but go ahead and do it. They got to catch with some of that shit. That shit probably baked in that sun too, Boy. They cut that bitch off about clearing them out.
Speaker 4:And I know you wasn't drinking water like you supposed to. Yo fuck wasn't.
Speaker 3:I know you was straight soda, I didn't call a dude with that death, or you know, I was on the back of them bottle caps. I had a room full of them.
Speaker 4:Oh, Cap, that's like a fucking fear that's a war crime right there, Because you know a lot of people be having cats just roaming.
Speaker 1:you know the motherfuckers? Nah, fuck that. Just imagine how many motherfuckers they had cats that piss in them, vent or AC unit and that shit don't go away.
Speaker 4:Oh, that is true. Wait, oh that is true. That is true, because at the houses, when I work at the houses, yeah, that piss stays on that shit yeah.
Speaker 2:It does stink whenever you're doing hardwood floors.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and when I sand it, all that smell come up. That shit be like ammonia. It be burning my nose.
Speaker 3:Don't be wearing a respirator doing that shit.
Speaker 4:Don't be wearing a respirator. No, ppe, I just step outside.
Speaker 2:Get that mesothelioma bro, I'm messing, what the?
Speaker 3:fuck that shit. That motherfucker hawk spit my motherfucker.
Speaker 4:All right, go back up in there, not about the real shit. It does go through the respirator too. Oh yeah, oh yeah, I bet that shit is strong, bro, I know that shit is strong, bro.
Speaker 3:I know that shit is strong, that's why I?
Speaker 1:don't like no motherfucking cat. I can't stand a cat bro.
Speaker 2:At least dog piss ain't that goddamn strong. It depends on what dog it is, bro, my dog. He had some strong piss once.
Speaker 1:He had what that's testosterone.
Speaker 2:Is it yeah, you?
Speaker 1:smell that it kind of got like a burnt smell to it.
Speaker 2:It's testosterone.
Speaker 3:That shit fucking Like my dog. Like if a dog, he do get a little strong, he get a little Must to him Till I start and then after that I wash his ass. He like bath though. He loves him.
Speaker 4:Oh, he likes a bath, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:He'll be up in there, he just be. I swear he be chilling, he be loving it, bro. He just be. He have a little eyes closed, man, he just Not my dog.
Speaker 4:They be trying to jump out the fucking thing.
Speaker 3:Shaking. Oh, bro they be pissing, me.
Speaker 4:Sit your motherfucking ass, they be running through a house Halfway wet bro Trying to catch him. Bro, shaking off everyone, shaking off everyone.
Speaker 1:Oh, my oh no, I ain't smelling like no motherfucking dog. Get your ass washed, that's right. What about you, bro? You got a place. Oh yeah, the one I did low-key research on, it was called. It's in Greensboro. It's called Lydia's Bridge.
Speaker 2:Oh, I was going to do that one next. Oh shit, that's why I was like man, please don't do it. No, you got it, you got it.
Speaker 1:But Lydia's Bridge is like Jamestown area and the accident she was coming back from a dance or some shit like that with her and her boyfriend and it was a car crash and they died instantly in 1920s. So if you go through there and say that she'd be flagging you down as soon as you get close she'd disappear, or that she actually gets in the car and you drive her home and as soon as you get to the house and ring the doorbell, well, as soon as you get to the house she the doorbell. Well, as soon as you get to the house she disappear. And then you go knock on the door, some shit like that, and then the mama tell you about her and some shit like that, like she died and everything. But the guy I think his name was Mike Green Greenberg, some shit like that, and it was a female, amy Greer. They did research on it like investigated. He died a couple of weeks after they did the investigation.
Speaker 2:After they investigated the Lydia's Bridge.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he died like two weeks after that and she actually told the story in like 2019. The Amy Greer lady that was with him they actually told the story and talked about the investigation.
Speaker 2:Damn man, that's crazy.
Speaker 1:They said if you go through there at night, you'll see a girl trying to flag you down and waving something.
Speaker 3:Like nowadays, bro, don't nobody stop you Nowadays. Yeah, what now nobody do?
Speaker 1:that shit yeah, stranger Danger.
Speaker 4:Yeah, back then. It was kind of that's crazy how that was back then.
Speaker 3:Yeah, just crazy, how that was back then Just pick a random stranger off the road. We really stopped that, believe it or not, with Ted Bundy. Oh, that's how he.
Speaker 2:Some people with the pickup trucks. They'd be like just jump in the back of the truck, bro. Then they'd be sitting back there cruising, bro to the next stop Back in the day people were more carefree.
Speaker 3:They'd leave their doors unlocked and shit like that, because people wanted that their doors unlocked and shit like that, because people in the back, but you know, that's crazy.
Speaker 4:Though, bro, I didn't, I didn't know, I didn't know that shit was over here.
Speaker 3:My fault back in the day you could. You can get across the country just off that bro, but nowadays I wouldn't try it, man. Nobody's fucking with that bro, and it's, and it's on both ends. The motherfucker who's hitchhiking, the motherfucker who's giving it. You know the ride. You don't know who the fuck you picking up.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying Bro, tell me why I just came across like this thought came across. Imagine picking up a hitchhiker and it's a ghost and you get topped from a ghost. Bro, End up falling in love with a ghost when.
Speaker 3:I'ma see you again. I don't know when I'll pick you back up next week Same rope.
Speaker 1:Same route. You're going to be at the same sign the whole time you thought you was getting time.
Speaker 2:You just sat in your car beating your shit.
Speaker 4:You just tired that day. That's a witch.
Speaker 1:Hey, hey, hey, you come to church. Witch, you tricked me, bitch.
Speaker 4:What the fuck you stop me to stop you tricked me when my?
Speaker 3:12 go. We call that off.
Speaker 1:Where my 12 go Get back.
Speaker 2:We call that a horny hallucination, Right, you get lost in it bro sometimes bro you black out bro, Schizophrenia right there. One minute is one thing. The next minute you wake up oh shit, what the fuck happened.
Speaker 4:Got some good sleep Pants all nut on it, not on it baking in the sun oh, no, not in the sun, good god what happened bro no bro, if you if you beat your shit and fall asleep immediate after bro that's a crime, bro you wake up don't even clean up, you wake up like what is this goddamn nut butter?
Speaker 1:good day that's a crime.
Speaker 3:Damn clean up the crime scene Like what is this Goddamn nut butter?
Speaker 2:Good day, that's a crime. Damn. Clean up the crime scene, damn it.
Speaker 1:Like damn, I knew I shouldn't do this shit again.
Speaker 3:Again, again. Yeah, somebody get the UV light. I need a stop.
Speaker 2:Somebody get him chat.
Speaker 1:Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2:No, but that is crazy, though. Like experiencing something like that, I wouldn't know I'd lose sleep, bro, I'd lose sleep.
Speaker 4:You think you'd lose sleep over that?
Speaker 2:I'd be like paranoid, like at night, Like kind of like one of my fears, I guess, so to say, is like driving at night by myself and not checking my back seats.
Speaker 3:Okay, like somebody's just laying there in the back of my car, okay, okay.
Speaker 2:Because you said Pharaoh said he had something like that happen to him one time At my Maverick when I was going back down.
Speaker 3:It was actually coming from the house back in the day from one of the parties and I don't know if it just hit just right. Like they said. It was about like 3 o'clock in the morning and I was going back. It was on Hampton Road bro, back there bro, and then, like it was a random car, caught that damn light bro.
Speaker 1:And.
Speaker 3:I swear it looked like somebody just did this.
Speaker 1:Boy, I said Jesus.
Speaker 3:I looked back there immediately. I said what the fuck am I on? Let me go home, I'm tired, goddamn. But that shit is a whole crazy feeling, bro. It's just like somebody just ducked behind my seat. I said I know it fucking well. They up in this goddamn car with me. We was going to have some fun that night. I took that bitch off road. You really want to be in here with me. We about to go for a ride, rob Markman Jr. That's crazy.
Speaker 4:Rob Markman Jr I my house. He went to his house and when he went he was going towards his house, you know that man was driving, music blasting, and he said like he saw a lady from the corner of his eye, like just there wasn't nobody there, but then he just saw a lady. The noise went out, even his music, just like for a split second he could hear like crunches from like the woods, if that makes sense. Like he has music blessing and you know you speeding the wind and everything he said. He heard it like in his ear, like right beside him. Gotta go.
Speaker 4:And I talked to somebody else, they kind of confirmed, without me mentioning that, they kind of brought it up. So basically they kind of confirmed, like what my brother. My brother just said, he'd just seen it from the corner of his eye.
Speaker 2:If I'm not mistaken, I think some people said that right, there is a little bit scary at night there is something around there, a ghost or something.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so I think it's that lady. He told me my other friend. He told me he saw, I'm sorry, there was a car crash right there and people would see after the car crash the lady did die and they would see her.
Speaker 4:Oh wow, so, yeah. So, just putting that together, I was like that's probably my brother's song, you know, because he just said it went like it went quiet and everything that's wild. But yeah, that was basically it and I'd be driving through that road at night. But I ain't gonna lie, I be like Bro. I swear to God, some shit appears right there.
Speaker 2:You in the big ass van bro. You hit that thing, bro.
Speaker 4:Boom.
Speaker 2:Nah, because one time I went to my girlfriend's house and I didn't have a ride to get back home and I still live with my aunt and them and I was like Fuck it, I'm just gonna to walk back home. Her dad was like no you don't want to walk back home. He's like right there, people say they see shit or something like that. Like going down that road, I ain't worried about that shit. Yeah, but low key bro Low key.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I wasn't worried about it back in the day. Now I'm like no, this shit going to get me.
Speaker 4:That was Ruler's back in the day.
Speaker 2:Well, that mama ain't care I ain't care about none of that stuff. Like I said, I was fighting demons at that time, bro. Like have y'all ever, y'all have never experienced nothing like that before, right, like seeing, I guess seeing a ghost type of deal. I ain't never seen one, because you know some people like with their grandpa passes away type of deal. They say they saw him like in their dream or some shit like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, late then. Yeah, um well, my, my dad's mom died.
Speaker 3:It was kind of like I had like a dream about it or something like that. But other than that, no, I really ain't seen no affirmations, but like I felt like weird, like weird, weird sometime, like like crazy, weird. But I ain't really seen no crazy shit, though that makes sense only in movies. Yeah, I had some wicked ass dreams before, some nightmares. I used to have nightmares. It's bad I'm taking a life.
Speaker 1:I'll take a melatonin. Oh, it's about to be a journey, I'm going on a trip. I'm about to have some crazy ass dreams, man.
Speaker 2:Take a Benny Say Diddy three times.
Speaker 4:See what happens.
Speaker 2:I knew you was going to say it. Diddy, Diddy I was trying to work it in there, that's going to be the new challenge. Go in the bathroom, cut off the lights, say diddy three times in the mirror.
Speaker 3:Diddy, diddy diddy it's going to be like this.
Speaker 2:I smell the baby yo, you're just looking straight in the mirror like this. All you feel is that hand coming around your shoulders like this. You a little tense boy.
Speaker 4:You know, he not going to massage, he going to grab you like this and then when you run out of there you got wet spots on you.
Speaker 3:What the fuck Wet spots you just with a handprint. It's just baby boy that was massaged into you. Oh, hell no.
Speaker 4:I'm going to ignore that one.
Speaker 3:Oh hell, no, bro, Gotta get that. Oh shit, Kyle.
Speaker 1:Say did it three times, you're going to have a slight fragrance of them baby water.
Speaker 3:You smell it and it start getting stronger. Run.
Speaker 4:Imagine walking into your house it smells like baby oil.
Speaker 1:You know how you had the bottles clinking. Hey into your house it smells like baby oil.
Speaker 4:You know how he had the bottles clinking, that means he's around. It's gonna be like oh, freddy, instead of the knives there's gonna be baby bottles on your head we're coming for you you know it's gonna be a, b.
Speaker 2:What's that shit?
Speaker 3:one, two Freddy's coming for you three, four you better lock your door. Five, six, you better count to. I don't fucking know. But, I forgot it all.
Speaker 4:He said I don't fucking know Got it all the way to six.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2:It was something like that yeah something like that, but they're going to have a new one, the Diddy version, bro.
Speaker 4:The Diddy version. We got to make it, I got to do it.
Speaker 3:I'll make the DD version. It's real.
Speaker 2:Wait, somebody did it.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's an actual song, bro. Bro, that's an actual song, bro. Oh shit, that he made.
Speaker 2:Yeah bro, oh no bro. Oh no, that's going to be the new thing you hear Going to Bethlehem.
Speaker 3:That's the rock ball, the new thing you hear Going to bed. That's it. That's the rock ball clicking together. Hey yo, you got to go.
Speaker 4:Nah One of my body tools. Hey this shit go hard, this ain't go, don't they hit Damn hey.
Speaker 1:You say nigga three times before you hear this shit I actually don't sound right.
Speaker 2:It's like he knew, bro. It's like he knew, bro. It's like he had this shit planned out from the beginning, bro.
Speaker 3:I fucking knew what he was doing.
Speaker 4:All y'all getting terrorized. Bro, we had the signs and we ignored them Off the bat.
Speaker 2:Bro, I'm about to make a clip of that and put that shit on Facebook. Bro, cosmic Cove, bro, that shit gonna be hilarious, dang boy.
Speaker 3:Come out and play Everybody. Make a face, cover your assholes.
Speaker 1:Wait, what Huh? Hey yo, oh, this shit wild bro. I thought y'all knew that shit man.
Speaker 2:I thought y'all knew that shit man Nah bro, nah Now we do run.
Speaker 4:Now I do, if you don't know now, you know I haven't seen no meme about it.
Speaker 1:yet I'm a Biggie fan, though I'm a Biggie fan, man. That shit just came to mind. Yeah, that motherfucker did do that shit. That's something. That's just a whore, Bro. That is crazy.
Speaker 2:It's a whore scene, bro. Oh shit, that's fucking crazy right there.
Speaker 1:You know the crazy thing about it. He was one of the reasons why the guy that made this song, craig Mack he was one of the reasons why he died.
Speaker 2:Oh, for real.
Speaker 1:It was another guy, Sean, that made that oh. He set him up to go to prison and every damn thing. Bro Fucked his life up, man Lied on him, got him sent to prison for I think like 10 or 15 years.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got another place. Yeah, another personal favorite of mine, goatman's Bridge. Y'all ever heard about that? No, no, no, no, okay, okay, this was in Denton, denton County, texas. This is a Texas story right here. So there is a couple you could say there's two ways people say that of what it is, of what Go man is. So basically, it was a black man that got lynched by the KKK Motherfuckers and they hanged him. They kidnapped him, hanged him at the bridge and when they went back to check on him he was gone.
Speaker 2:Oh hell no Torture, I know they done. Oh hell, no Torture, I know they done. Fucked up bro.
Speaker 4:Torture. So people say he made a deal with the devil right there before he died to basically avenge. You know well, get his revenge. You know not avenge, get his revenge. And that's one story. Other people said it was just a satanic. They don't go with that story. They said it was a satanic. Oh, not a satanic, but just a cult that did some ritual and shit and basically summoned the goat man.
Speaker 2:Yeah, released the demon. Released the demon, yeah.
Speaker 4:Now people looked and and apparently there wasn't a, apparently that didn't happen. But I'm like, how would you like the first part for the black man? They said they didn't hang, that didn't happen. But I'm like why? You know why?
Speaker 3:I don't trust them. Statistics back in the day, you know those little buys Exactly exactly.
Speaker 3:But speaking of that, I would just like to just because I know we had an hour and a half already, but it don't even feel like it, dude, but just an honorable mention, I would say Berry Hill Road or the bridge, but I know, because it is spooky as fuck out there, fellas, at night, where we kind of live at, man, if you know, you know Berry Hill Road and bridge, bro, because I'm talking about it. It ain't shit out there. If you break down in the middle of that, motherfucker, it is dark. You s-o fucking l bro, and but um, like the bridge, like, um from, like a lot of older people, I ain't per se, you know you go, you know fuck around on the bridge at nighttime, like everybody else do now, but back in the day they said that bitch used to be crazy bro, like they go under the bridge right there. You know, know that little um like uh, where that dirt at, uh, you can go down there and fish. Well, under there, bro.
Speaker 3:That motherfucker said they was down there drinking, bro, and they seen a cooler bro. They opened up that goddamn cooler man. It was like a goat, like mutilated bro. It was like, not like a cooler, like this kind of like cooler slash. That was like, nah, fuck that. Yeah, we getting the fuck out of here, bro. But they was just drinking up on the bridge bro. This was a while ago, though, they said because he was the guy's old at the time, basically his bigger brother and his friends was out there, bro, and um, they were drinking. They went down there and they seen that cooler fuller I mean could have been somebody just getting rid of shit. Just, you know, I'm saying bro, but I said the coolest full, like just, uh, it was a goat head and you seen a and then you seen all the other body parts.
Speaker 4:Just in the cooler. Yeah, just in the cooler. Bro Chilling, I was going to say it was probably we were preparing it for cutting us out or some shit, but nah, it was just like that A little cookout A little, cookout type shit A little kickback.
Speaker 3:They was like what the fuck bro? Because they said they could smell the drift coming up from the like the bridge.
Speaker 1:I was like what the they eating the cats and dogs. I'm sorry bro, I was right there. It was right there bro. I'm sorry bro. I'm sorry, that's crazy.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry bro I'm sorry I set the mood you had to come in here with that that's what I was about to say.
Speaker 4:I was like damn, it's getting good fuck up man, you almost had me shivering my timbre.
Speaker 2:Right, you was starting to get me, bro. I was getting drawn in.
Speaker 3:The setting has been dispelled.
Speaker 1:Bro, this fucking weed has been a fucking journey in the world bro. I'm sorry bro, go ahead bro.
Speaker 3:Nah, that's it.
Speaker 1:That was it.
Speaker 2:You fucked my story up.
Speaker 4:I don't want to talk, no more, I'm done that was it, though.
Speaker 3:What else you want, bro I?
Speaker 1:was done anyway with shit no, but it is.
Speaker 2:It does get real dark right there, like the only reason we didn't have to worry about lights when we went, that was the bridge we went to right, yeah, that's a whole.
Speaker 3:It was shit to us.
Speaker 1:We lit that bitch up yeah not no cap pictures and everything. Is that the bridge that some people say like if you drive over this shit just lights up? No, no, no, oh, which was that one? I'm going to take that one now too. I know my mom told a story, I think, when I was coming back from the hospital when I was young, when I was a kid coming back from Chapel Hill and they said they're putting over a bridge.
Speaker 3:I need to call an accident about this, you can talk about Gravity Hill, I think so I'm going to tell you something you want to know, something crazy. This is a real story and I hope my daddy never hear about this. He ain't going to listen to this. He ain't going to listen to this. Knowing my look, one day he'd be fucking around I'm gonna listen to my son's podcast Anyway he told me.
Speaker 3:He told me that my daddy was like such a what is it? Troller, I guess back in the day, bro. So one time he was, him and his girl were smoking or whatever. He said man, that bitch didn't want to come off the pussy, man, I've been trying all night, man. So he took it. Uh, yeah, yeah bro, he took, uh, he said he took it a gravity heel, bro, so they both high as shit, bro. And he said he looked at her. He said you underestimate my powers. And then he let the car float. He said tell me how come this bitch started screaming bloody murder, jumped out, the car started running down the road, bro, she thought I remember you told me that. She thought I really had powers. Bro, I remember you told me that Like, yeah bro, what? Yeah bro. He thought he's like, he just looked at her and he said you underestimate my power. And that car started rolling up to here. She just fucking went crazy, bro.
Speaker 3:Just started hollering and ran back in the car Cold blood. He was like no, whatever Should've. Gave that man some push man. He would come up that day and say I'm gonna use my power to trick this bitch out of her pants. I said that's wild bro.
Speaker 4:He's a troll. That man is madness.
Speaker 3:That motherfucker. He gonna open sesame on her ass, bro. He thought he was a magician. Bro. I had some antics, boy. That's crazy. Back in the day, bro, Bitch, what come up with? I'm about to hallucinate this bitch. Come on, that's crazy.
Speaker 1:Hypnotized.
Speaker 2:Ain't that kind of crazy bro. He said abracadabra.
Speaker 3:Abracadabra, I'm about to do a yeah. I said oh no, he had me laughing so bad with that bro. He said I looked at him. He said I put that shit in neutral. He said you under-estimate my power. That bitch said ah, it's you, that's it.
Speaker 1:He was like what the fuck he had to close the door, bro, I thought about it, man, our damn daddy's in some scheming motherfucker.
Speaker 3:I'm telling you, boy, that was some scheming motherfuckers back in the day they had to really Treacherous, Like my damn daddy.
Speaker 1:He tell me the stories, like after my mom and him got divorced back in I think it was 2012, 2013,. And he tell me the stories now. I said God damn daddy, that motherfucker, you, my motherfucking daddy, you a treacherous motherfucker man. He said shit. He didn't want to hear it. He said that shit.
Speaker 3:You a smooth-talking motherfucker? Yeah, I just thought that was wild as fuck, though I just figured the spooky season, the spooky reeds.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying Spooky reeds, spooky, reeds, get out. Nah, you can't say that shit bro. You can't put spooky shit bro. You can't put spooky ribs on your daddy bro. That's Diddy shit that's.
Speaker 4:Diddy. Shit, you're lucky he didn't hear about Johnson Johnson, that's.
Speaker 3:Predator. Ribs, bro, they're different, bro. Ain't no Genesee Aquinas, he just take it, Ain't no? Ribs in that Ribs are finesse. Nah, he forcing bro. You can't putDay episode Nah nah, bruh, because I'm telling you like that, bruh, don't label that D-Day episode.
Speaker 1:Bruh, we've been motherfucker clowning this motherfucker all day. He deserve it shit. That shit is perfect he did.
Speaker 3:Some of our best content, bruh, god honest, god honest. The thing is, you can't feel bad for it, because everything we saying is the truth. That's what I'm saying, bro. You literally we ain't making this shit up.
Speaker 1:We ain't making it up, bro. And the problem he did it A thousand bottles of fucking baby oil is insane to me, man. I cannot get this shit out of my mouth.
Speaker 4:How the fuck you even order a thousand.
Speaker 3:You got your own sex television series called Freak Off. Look, it was a guy that I. He had direct contact with Johnson.
Speaker 1:Johnson got the dimensions of fucking Johnson Johnson baby oil and stacked a thousand of them up. He said a thousand bottles of baby oil stacked up on top of each other is equivalent to the size of a fucking Eiffel Tower the height of an Eiffel Tower. I said, hey yo, what the fuck they got a tower baby.
Speaker 2:I didn't know that, oh hell no, he going through. I mean not lube.
Speaker 3:Hypertire worth of baby. We'll call it lube. Yeah, you tell me this motherfucker Going through Holes like that, he going through Some holes like that bro, he just going in no friction.
Speaker 1:They going through ears, eyeballs, noses. They going through everything.
Speaker 2:I saw the video of Drewski when he went to go to Diddy's. Oh yeah, he did that shit. That face, diddy just made the camera going on Diddy's face.
Speaker 4:You see how they had bottles in the back. They were like, yeah, that's where he kept all his baby oil. He's like that's the shell right there.
Speaker 3:And Drewski's stupid. Anyway, he's like he looked at the bottle.
Speaker 1:If you want your baby oil, you got to have your rifle ticket. I'm going to draw names for baby war. You won a prize, motherfucker, Surprise motherfucker.
Speaker 3:Good heavens, surprise, motherfucker, I got a prize.
Speaker 1:Hey, you said some of them damn Diddy Parties used to last days, yeah 48 hours.
Speaker 3:We don't fuck partying for days.
Speaker 1:No, it's 48 hours, bro 48 hours and then they said they had fucking-.
Speaker 3:No Wi-Fi, no cell phones, no videos, bro, no anything they used to be so fucking fucked up.
Speaker 1:They had to have fucking IVs in there to put in their arms and shit so they can actually stay hydrated Bro that shit is fucking insane.
Speaker 4:Fucking with the IV attached to you is crazy. That's insane. Bro, talk about hook me up. I'm almost got to refill real quick.
Speaker 3:Refill, bro, I'm depleted of liquids.
Speaker 4:I done liquefied this bitch. I need more liquids in me. That shit is crazy.
Speaker 1:You know I'm going to say this man. The shit that he was doing was fucked up, but some of the females knew what the fuck he had going on, why the fuck they even go there.
Speaker 3:I think it's like I guess for the money it's for the money. Yo, I know it's for the money. Now, if you done it once, you was like holy fuck, that's too much. But if you kept going back, bro, that's your fault. You're not a victim.
Speaker 1:You're a customer. It's just like females doing OnlyFans now and then they play victim when nobody want to wife them up. Yeah, bitch, you just stabbing the hell out of your box for $10 on the internet, this podcast turned into that one.
Speaker 4:Look, look Into that one other podcast. I will say, bro, we are not that.
Speaker 3:That's just his opinion. That's his opinion. Okay, look, I'm saying no, I'm saying your hand bro your hand Stand on your bridge.
Speaker 1:Let me clear it up. Let me clear it up. Let me clear it up.
Speaker 2:That's why I didn't say that I'm like, I'm not going to get torched or anything. No, no.
Speaker 1:I'm not Let me clear it with it, but some people don't. So you got to respect that that people don't with it. So if you go to a ditty party, if you become a porn star, you got to accept what comes behind that too.
Speaker 4:You get what I'm saying yeah, I know what you mean. I I don't know if you're an annihilation bro how about any good knowledge.
Speaker 1:I mean, uh, if you still, I found out what yeah chat.
Speaker 3:What's it called again. What's it?
Speaker 1:called.
Speaker 3:Annihilation. Oh shit, Annihilation, bro. What's it called Analogy? That's what it is.
Speaker 1:I don't know if that's a good analogy, bro.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we're going to skip that one.
Speaker 1:No, we're going to talk about it how it ain't, you can talk about get caught. If you kill somebody about it, you should expect to go to jail, or you should expect to get killed back. Don't be digging that hole bro, how am I digging a hole? Drop it.
Speaker 4:Do you understand what I'm saying, man? I understand what you're saying. Every cause got a facts.
Speaker 3:Exactly.
Speaker 2:That's the general consensus of what you're trying to say, just know what you're getting into.
Speaker 1:How am I getting into?
Speaker 3:it. I was really just saying that.
Speaker 1:Polar Stars still got lives too, but some people paint a picture over them.
Speaker 2:I don't see how some of them still alive, but y'all impressing me, bro. Damn All that what Terry Crews say. You gonna need this wheelchair for about a week.
Speaker 1:You walking around after that, shit, no, but champion, if that was going back and back man like yeah, play victim in the courts. Like yeah, he forced me to do it. How did he force you to keep coming back if he was already gone? You get what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:I mean you can get blackmailed or stuff like that. You know what I'm saying. I mean, you can get blackmailed and stuff like that.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2:That's kind of like the conspiracy that people have about the new order and stuff. They'll invite you to the all-white party type of deal and catch you slipping up doing something like Diddy had a whole lot of all-white. You, bro, you know what I'm saying? Like they'll catch you doing something and they'll be like, hey, if you don't want this picture being shown to the world, this is probably like you doing something that obviously you weren't supposed to be doing.
Speaker 4:Jerking off your car while you're driving, so shut up.
Speaker 2:Sounds slight, sounds slight, caught you doing coke Caught you Huh.
Speaker 3:Off a midget's ass bro Off.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, Little person. Why not go to the police though?
Speaker 3:Didn't they catch? I mean, I don't know, bro, I ain't never been blackmailed, so I don't know he buying them off, though, if you being blackmailed to that extent?
Speaker 1:why not go to the police, but wait until? You do that fucked up shit and you've been through that torture and trauma and shit and then you want to keep quiet about it.
Speaker 2:He paid him off and I feel like some people are just afraid to let it go. I mean, it's just a question.
Speaker 3:No, I'm just saying he paid. Go ahead, my boy, go ahead I was just going to say this because sometimes I mean sometimes you can't even trust police. Really you can. He had crazy money bro. Look how much money he was worth, bro.
Speaker 1:That's fucking crazy. So you telling me this motherfucker saw some of them bitch to sit up there and had the police in their pocket doing all this shit to these fucking women. They couldn't be safe around no fucking body and he was doing this shit, man, I hope they destroy that something.
Speaker 3:I would say, bro, how the situation was'd be like now. You can go to court. You don't got no exponential proof. It's hearsay, she say, and he said you can try it. Basically, that's the way your options, bro, and you might not even get an indictment off of it, bro, cause you don't got no evidence. You know what?
Speaker 2:I'm saying Then when you get back home, bro, he gonna be waiting.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and then, like you can try to go through this court or and it's gonna cost money to go to court, or you can have this $2 million and we just squash this shit.
Speaker 4:I don't know if they got paid.
Speaker 1:I feel like they just scared.
Speaker 3:Nah, bro, he can really dish out money like that bro.
Speaker 1:He was a billionaire, like that, bro. He was a billionaire. He was a billionaire bro.
Speaker 3:No, I'm talking about to pay somebody off, bro. That's the difference between him and R Kelly. R Kelly was paying him basically like he was only paying him like 50 grand 100 grand.
Speaker 1:See, the thing is about R Kelly, why the shit was so fucked up on both sides? Because parents was involved. Yeah, they were. Parents was getting paid to fuck off and they was giving their daughters and shit away. Oh, nah, ain't nothing.
Speaker 3:That's why, r Kelly, that shit was a landslide Like one, yeah, one of them that like.
Speaker 4:And that man got the nerve to call the interview that shit.
Speaker 3:I'm sick of this shit. Yeah, you about to be.
Speaker 1:For you to do some shit like that. Yeah, he got daughters.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he got two daughters, bro, he only got daughters?
Speaker 3:No, no, he got sons, he do.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh well, he got daughters, he probably got a whole bunch. That's why the damn case was a landslide. But if your fucking daughter is fucking 16, matter of fact, if your damn daughter is still living under your roof and you paying her fucking way, why the fuck would she go to a fucking r kelly concert and get backstage passes?
Speaker 3:to fucking r kelly, which that's weird to me, which is, I guess that's something them like. If you like that famous and got that much uh, uh, esteem and stuff like that, why go out your way to? You know, I'm saying throw it all away.
Speaker 1:Yeah, throw it all away, bro.
Speaker 3:And then you got like all these women literally women throwing themselves at you and they ain't ugly. You know I'm saying, but you just gotta have that. I feel like that is a certain part of quality.
Speaker 2:You, that's all your fault, bro I feel like, because some people might actually get like a high from it, like doing something that you're not supposed to be doing, type of thing.
Speaker 4:I do some drugs if you want to.
Speaker 2:But you know, there's like adrenaline junkies.
Speaker 4:I know what you mean, though.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I know what you mean, though, and somebody broke that down because it was like an ecstasy kind of addiction. Because they said first, when he first probably got into business, he had all the bitches. Then he probably, like somebody broke it down, he's probably fucking like five, six at a time. Then that shit get born eventually to him. And then they said one of them girls probably started playing with his ass and then he started going that route. Then that's when the males came in and then you just kind of get higher and higher and higher.
Speaker 2:That's actually like a thing though.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it is actually Like a porn addiction.
Speaker 2:You start off normal and then you start losing your sense of you start with softcore. You start losing your sense of.
Speaker 3:I think we all started off softcore I never started off with softcore, I went straight to hard. Bro who said BDSM right over here? I know it's crazy, it's insane.
Speaker 2:No bro.
Speaker 3:It was booty bitches.
Speaker 1:I ain't start off with Motherfucking booty talk shit. I start off in motherfucking booty talk shit. I start off in HBO movies. I thought of that.
Speaker 3:That. American Pie, Booty talk onion, booty, ghetto, booties, what you call it, bro, what else?
Speaker 2:Be real what y'all type in when y'all was little kids, bro, whenever you first looked it up.
Speaker 4:Be real, I'll be honest. How'd you find it? When I was little, we used to go to my friend's house and one day, that man just blow it up on TV. It was Playboy, it was just titties, that's all it was.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, I thought you were going to say you typed in.
Speaker 4:I typed in big titties, big titties. That was it.
Speaker 3:Big titties. I think I did the same thing Spelled titties. All wrong, all wrong.
Speaker 2:I didn't put titties, I put boobs.
Speaker 3:Google said do you mean this?
Speaker 1:I said yeah, my shit was thick-booted white girl.
Speaker 4:Pogs P-A-W-G-A Pogs P-A-W-G-S Pogs.
Speaker 1:I'm right there with you, man, I learned about Pogs.
Speaker 2:As soon as I learned about Pogs. I ain't gonna lie, tim. You started on a category right off the rip.
Speaker 1:Then I felt this word in the racial Pogs, in the racial. I said I'm in the game, that's it.
Speaker 4:Oh, they got this on there. Oh, they got this. This category, this category, hold up. Sorry, clicking every category is trying to see what the fuck.
Speaker 3:I'm about to find Now, sometimes Not every category. Hold on now. Hold on now, no, no, no, I skipped over the G one. Now, sometimes when you hit them suggested videos you end up where you don't want to end up. Then you right there in your dick in your hand wondering about life, man, You're like damn bro, what did I just do? Man, You're like I really beat my dick to this.
Speaker 4:That's crazy. What's wrong with you beating on me for an hour? You're like what am I doing here? Yeah.
Speaker 3:For an hour.
Speaker 2:Yeah, jack go ahead and wrap it up. You just go to the bottom of the page, get that preview. Yeah, I ain't going to hold you up. Get that ad. Yeah, the ad. That ad be crazy sometimes. Sometimes that ad do be going crazy. He be like that shit. Be love when that video at. I know.
Speaker 3:What you mean. I got to be when that video at.
Speaker 4:I've been looking for some shit like this.
Speaker 1:What you mean? My credit card got to make an account no man.
Speaker 4:You click on the video. Shit like two seconds, I'm 10. Put your card right here if you want to see it.
Speaker 3:My boy Right here that shit be a little you got to use this that shit buffering While the main course is warming up bro you go ahead and get a little snack.
Speaker 1:That shit used to be rough back in the day when it was a house. Back in the day was when you Rob Markman, the man.
Speaker 4:Rob Markman, the man. Rob Markman, the man. Rob Markman, the man. Rob Markman, the man. Rob Markman, the man.
Speaker 1:Rob Markman, the man Rob Markman, the man Rob Markman, the man, Rob Markman, the man. Rob Markman, the man. Rob Markman, the man, rob Markman, the man.
Speaker 4:Rob Markman. The man, rob, it still got a buffer. You got that shit on 360.
Speaker 1:Don't whine too much and try to watch it come back up you skipped too.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I can't get greedy with it.
Speaker 1:You can't get greedy with it.
Speaker 3:Look, that's when you started enjoying the full scenes, like I see why people not, I want the star behind it.
Speaker 2:Y'all watch the plot. Yeah, I hate when you skip in D, you skipped too, far, they fucked it.
Speaker 4:Like, hey, hold on, man, Let me see what the fuck happened here.
Speaker 2:Look, motherfucker, I didn't have to How'd the pizza man get here?
Speaker 1:Or when you just ready to get it over with you? Go ahead and skip to the back shot.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Like man fuck all those other shit. So we all do the same.
Speaker 2:I don't want to hear do? I ain't even going to lie bro.
Speaker 4:You need the story, Then you skip to the good part and you're done and you're done.
Speaker 1:When you got Wi-Fi, you enjoy the story For real.
Speaker 4:When you got good Wi-Fi. You do enjoy the story. Yeah. What's the plot of this? How did he get here? How do they know each other? What led to this? I don't know how to act. Ain't even doing it right. I ain't gonna lie. She be pissing me off. Doing no work. It be a bad Hold on. Let me explain myself.
Speaker 2:Shit, I ain't gonna lie. Shit be pissing me off doing no work, bro, it be a bad. No, no, no, hold on there, hold on. Let me explain myself. It's awful, put me in.
Speaker 4:It be a bad shot in the video and doing nothing to it, what up? Ain't no jiggling, no recall, ain't no work bro.
Speaker 2:No, nothing bro.
Speaker 4:No, nothing bro, I'm like what y'all doing. Y'all recorded this, you recorded this. Yeah, this gonna be it, what you do with the video you just find a different one then, oh no.
Speaker 2:I'll finish it. You dedicated the one I did.
Speaker 3:It's not my best nut, but it's a nut.
Speaker 2:It's not my best one but.
Speaker 1:It's a throw away, but when they leave I'm gonna be quiet. Jesus Christ, bro, oh man. I don't think this segment, what we was just doing is good for a ditty episode.
Speaker 2:Oh, y'all need some help. We all need help. We all need the Lord.
Speaker 4:Porn addiction is real. Seek help.
Speaker 3:Especially at 3 o'clock in the morning 3 o'clock in the morning. That shit be on your back, bro. You be like ah, On your back.
Speaker 1:That monkey.
Speaker 2:Put it on the big screen. That's why I can't have no VR headset, bro. It'd be old for me, bro. That's what I was just saying hey look, hey look, I'd be like this Damn.
Speaker 1:Yes, I had one, bro. No cap, no cap, no. All right Word to my mama.
Speaker 4:Real.
Speaker 1:POV Word to my mama. Yo, I never looked at porn on my VR system.
Speaker 4:You missing out.
Speaker 1:I swear to God.
Speaker 3:I did.
Speaker 2:That's crazy.
Speaker 1:That man's trying to tell me that worked with me. Yeah, yeah, he done that shit. I said I can't do it, man, because I'm going to sell it. Nah, I ain't never fucked with a man. You ain't never done it.
Speaker 4:Nah, I can go ahead and do it. Man, Tell me how it is I can't do it, man.
Speaker 1:I can't do it, it's taking too far.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's a dick. No, you need some help, bro. You need some help.
Speaker 4:Got the whole head set on you. Butt-ass naked, Hold up.
Speaker 3:Motherfucker trying to catch her.
Speaker 4:Imagine her nipping her in the back, nah Snapping.
Speaker 2:I'm in a jazz club right now.
Speaker 4:Why your dick at home?
Speaker 3:It's hot in here Getting musty oh man.
Speaker 4:Slippery.
Speaker 2:That's pretty much gonna wrap up today's episode.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, we ended on a good note.
Speaker 2:We went a little bit off tangent.
Speaker 4:Just a little bit.
Speaker 2:We appreciate y'all listening. Thanks for the love and support y'all have given us. I don't remember if I made that announcement, but we finally reached to 200 um downloads yeah thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2:We appreciate all the support that y'all give us. Like we said, all the views, all the listens, the shares, the comments, just all of that we really do appreciate a whole lot. You know we're starting to get more into the flow of how these episodes is going to go. Like you know, we're adding new stuff in. Like we got gruddy's um inspiration quotes, we got pharaoh gonna do the pockets of horror with uh yayo. So, yeah, I'm pretty excited. You know, we hope you're gonna enjoy this content as well.
Speaker 2:We got four reviews too oh yeah, we're also going to be doing food reviews. I know Pharaoh said he wanted to do that too, so that's going to be like another. I forgot to bring them.
Speaker 3:Goddamn things, bro.
Speaker 2:It's all good bro, it's all good. So we're going to start doing like segments, like maybe local areas. Well, I don't know about local areas. I triangulating our area, like where we at let's go to.
Speaker 3:Wendy's hey look, fuck you If you want some of this if you want. Look, look, look what's Mankind say. He said 200 pounds of steel and sex appeal. Goddamn. The ladies love it, the man fear it. If you want some, come get some bitch, Fuck it man.
Speaker 2:We'll just do local areas and review them, I guess.
Speaker 4:At first, you know, Eventually you know It'll get better. You know not better, It'll just branch out more. Yeah, I'm cool with that. It'll branch out more.
Speaker 1:We're going to get this Baja Blast Mountain Dew sponsor. We can go everywhere.
Speaker 2:We're working on it, bro. We'll get to it. We'll get it. I'll message the managers, bro. Whoever I need, yeah, like. I said, we appreciate all that. We do have a couple shout-outs to give. Do you have any shout-outs that you want to shout out to anybody else?
Speaker 4:The man Jeroney. Bro Jeroney, does he listen to it? Yeah, he's been listening to it sometimes.
Speaker 3:You know how that man is my boy, Jit.
Speaker 4:My boy Jit, you know shout-out. He's going to be over there. He's going on them on Ghost Hunt, not Ghost Hunt. I want to call it, not Ghost Hunt.
Speaker 1:Investigate.
Speaker 3:Ghost Investigations Paranormal.
Speaker 4:Investigations. There you go. That is what I'm going to do investigating. I'm going to bring you the truth. But that shit retracted a lot of me when it's cold. But my boy Jit, you know, sammy, my sisters do they listen to a podcast?
Speaker 2:Do they listen to a podcast? Nah, don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 3:Sammy has listened to a little bit.
Speaker 4:Oh okay, my moms really Shout out. My moms Shout out, my plug Shout out.
Speaker 2:Shout out my kindergarten teacher.
Speaker 4:Shout out my kindergarten teacher.
Speaker 2:Let me take 15 extra minutes on my nap time.
Speaker 4:I appreciate you. I wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for you. She let me sleep inside my crush one time.
Speaker 1:Y'all ever been in love with a teacher. Yo Y'all ever had Okay in love. All right, hold on bro.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was about to say hold on, bro, In love, or like having a crush bro. I mean you know, my whole name is not a letter.
Speaker 4:You know what I mean, but I don't know about love, though Elaborate.
Speaker 1:I was in love with my damn teacher.
Speaker 2:There was this what teacher I believe about the name, yeah.
Speaker 1:Bro. Oh my God man, I don't know how she looked when you was in there.
Speaker 2:Yeah that's on.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's on.
Speaker 2:Thank you. When I was in her class Two years, three years, I don't know.
Speaker 1:I don't know if she had, I think I'm thinking about the wrong one.
Speaker 4:What are you talking about? I don't know, Was she skinny yeah?
Speaker 1:she was skinny, she had a foot tattoo and a nose ring and she shaved. I think she had like a pixie cut and she had a bar in the ear and shit like that. She took a whole gothic turn from what she was because she was like this pretty white woman. But she did a whole different fucking.
Speaker 2:So you like the gothy ones Gritty.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I got a. I love them all man.
Speaker 4:I'll tell you mine, you're going to bleep it out, right? You're going to bleep it out, right you?
Speaker 3:got me laughing so hard.
Speaker 4:I got two. As a matter of fact, that was two. I got two. As a matter of fact, that was Al Paul, who I don't think you met her, but it was from elementary school. Oh yeah, but dick as hell. And then you remember that she was my science teacher. That's when I used to go to Shadi's classroom after I had her class one semester, and you know, when we were in in math, I used to go to that class all the time, right.
Speaker 2:All right, guys. That's going to end the episode. Like I said, we appreciate y'all listening.
Speaker 1:Thanks for oh wait, we didn't were y'all going to shout anybody out? Yeah, I'm going to shout the homie Hunter out. Hunter being listened to and everything. Hunter and my other homeboy, alex. He went to the Marines and everything.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, that's what's up, so I'm proud of him about that.
Speaker 1:He's been watching him and his buddies in the Marines For real, yeah.
Speaker 3:I'd say the U-Building team excuse me, u-building team. Captain, failure, yeah, and all my other homies man and all my other homies man. They showing a lot of love and stuff like that. So I appreciate y'all.
Speaker 1:Shout-outs to Haji Beats. Shout-outs to Damo Jenner I'm fucking with you man.
Speaker 4:Oh, I got someone else, my boy Kev man. He was the one that's fixing up the house right now and be hooking up Yup, yup. Y'all need help. That man do company, shout out my company, that me really, really, really, no kidding.
Speaker 2:Really Real, bro. As a former employee, I can tell you they abuse you and use you. Pay me my thing or I'm exposing the whole entire. Let me tell you about that manager there. No, I'm just playing, bro, I'm just playing. But no, y'all appreciate the love and support. Like we said, I keep repeating it. I know I do sound like a broken record, but you know I appreciate it. Shout out to my cousin. Shout out to my cousin pepe. Shout out to my girlfriend. Shout out to, uh, my friends, my family, everybody that listens, takes, takes a look at the podcast or listens to it or whatever, mentions it to people. I appreciate that. So, um, yeah, with that, I guess we're going to end the episode and we'll catch y'all next week. Peace, peace.
