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EP 16- Anime Battles and Villain Insights Unleashed
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What happens when Gaara's unbreakable defense meets Rock Lee's unstoppable taijutsu? That's the question driving our latest episode, and you won't want to miss our heated debate on this epic showdown! We kick off with a riff on the trials of long work hours. Our playful banter continues as we humorously dissect our mic setup dilemmas and poke fun at ourselves for our constant complaints. We even throw in a teaser about Gruddy's mysterious alter ego, hinting at some masked antics in the future.
But that's just the beginning! The real meat of this episode lies in our battle analysis segment, where we break down the hypothetical clash between Rock Lee and Gaara. We explore Gaara's formidable defensive techniques and Shukaku's influence, pitting them against Rock Lee's exceptional taijutsu and his ability to open all gates. We also delve into the complex motivations of Naruto's villains like Orochimaru, Madara, and Kaguya, sparking a spirited debate on their true villainy. Whether you’re a fan of strategic battle scenarios or just love a good villain analysis, this episode has something for everyone. Tune in for a wild ride of humor, action, and thought-provoking conversation!
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Oh, you think darkness is your ally.
Speaker 2:You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it.
Speaker 1:Molded by it.
Speaker 3:I see death. What's up, chat? This is Cosmic Cove. This is Gritty Repraisal and we got the homies over here. What's up, Bishop Boy Reverence? I wanted to play this at the beginning.
Speaker 2:Praise him, and we got the homies over here, ikusa.
Speaker 1:Ferris Darius, what's up, it's your boy, reverence. I wanted to play this at the beginning.
Speaker 3:Konnichiwa Kozumiku koubu e yokoso Exactly.
Speaker 1:Exactly. No subtitles needed, no nothing.
Speaker 3:Nothing.
Speaker 1:Welcome. Welcome Kozumiku koubu episode. What guys Shit 144. All Welcome welcome Cosmic Cove episode what guys Shit 144.
Speaker 2:I like energy.
Speaker 1:I'll be forgetting 16?, 17?.
Speaker 3:It's been that many so far.
Speaker 1:It's been that many bro.
Speaker 2:Sheesh, we vets at this shit now, yes, y'all. No, I don't know about that, let me stop.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this is episode 16. Let's go, we got it right. First, try how y'all been. How y'all been, everything been pretty good for y'all.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:How was y'all week or whatever, y'all weekend?
Speaker 3:Pretty good. Yeah, it was a good week.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was a good week. Took a little mini vacation. Sorry, fellas, they took a hiatus for me. Pharoah went down to the beach, to the beachan Suntan bro, get buried in the tan.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I took me a vacation Monday. Oh you did, nah, I just didn't go. Oh, you just didn't go. That's a staycation, bro.
Speaker 1:Yeah, shit, that's that home vacation Shit, but we actually got a long weekend this week, right.
Speaker 2:Y'all got Monday on. Yeah, I got.
Speaker 1:Monday on.
Speaker 3:Yes, sir, Labor Day, let's go. Got that day off Coming back. Let's schedule us to work 14 days straight, I said Lord 14 days straight bro.
Speaker 1:That is crazy, What'd you say 12-hour shifts?
Speaker 3:No, I'm working 12 hours. No, no, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday and Sunday I might just work 10 hours and be slight.
Speaker 2:Slight Shit on that. I'm not doing it.
Speaker 3:Slight work. I work 10 hours a day, every day. I go in early. Oh, okay, get the extra bread.
Speaker 1:Damn bro, bro, that's what I like bro. I like that hustle bro.
Speaker 3:It's tough bro, but if it's going to get you ahead, bro, you got to do what you got to do the last time. Shit, I used to do it, Motherfucker crack. Yeah, bro, you get burnt out quick, though I think I worked. What was it? 85 hours one week? Yeah, no, 84 hours, that one week man. It was so fucking bad man 85 hours one week. Yeah, 12 hours, 12 hours, 12 hours. I think it was 85. I don't know.
Speaker 1:You working like a divorced man bro.
Speaker 3:Craziest hell, craziest hell man. I was buying stupid shit, man. I bought a damn. I bought a damn Because at the house we had like hardwood floors.
Speaker 2:I bought a fucking Kirby vacuum cleaner the new gen and I only had a fucking carpet in the damn room. I feel like I hear more through the mic Are you speaking? Yeah, I feel like I was hearing more through the witch collar.
Speaker 1:I could hear him pretty good Wait speak again.
Speaker 2:Keep talking. See, now he's speaking in the mic. He wasn't speaking in the mic, I really was. You like this, but if you speak in the mic, it like more clearly. Bro, like this motherfucker, we got to get this motherfucker a witch collar boom.
Speaker 3:Get off that, this motherfucker. Hey yo, this motherfucker, always Chad. Get this man, hey yo, get this man Chad. This is one thing I don't like about this motherfucker man. Whatever the fuck you like or don't, school man and this motherfucker complains, complains, complains, complains. Hey bro, you should have been a lawyer. Nah, I don't know.
Speaker 2:You complain and argue Nah, I'm about to say I don't complain If any motherfucker complains. Okay, willie, can you?
Speaker 3:hear me, Can you hear me?
Speaker 2:bro Rev, get him. Rev Rev, can you hear me fuck him Rav, can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear him, bro. I can hear him, bro, bald head assassin, shut the fuck up now.
Speaker 3:I forgot what I was gonna say no, but I bought. I was buying stupid shit, man. I bought.
Speaker 1:Hold on, let me see, keep talking. No, I'm just trying to see the difference now.
Speaker 2:I bought a nah, he closer to it, nah, damn it, nah, nah, nah, nah I don't know.
Speaker 1:It's kind of hard to tell with you bro.
Speaker 2:Bro, I can hear more in this ear than in the mic. You know what I'm saying. Can you hear me now? I can hear you. Good, can you hear me now? Like you was like that, bro. No, I wouldn't.
Speaker 1:All right, don't tell me that you know what you know what chat.
Speaker 2:A hard head made for a soft ass. You got to let these motherfucking n the goddamn back.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they got it.
Speaker 2:He got it.
Speaker 1:Let's go to the front Cosmic COVID back baby hey yo yo, hey, you hear that motherfucker.
Speaker 2:Hey, you better open up that case on my ass, motherfucker, don't cut yourself he gonna put that mask on and turn into a different person, go ahead, show him the mask Show him the mask bro Show him.
Speaker 1:This is Gruddy's alter ego once he puts the mask on. No one care who I was until I put on the mask.
Speaker 3:Hey hey, hey, got to hit yeah. Slice from ear to ear Smell like Joker.
Speaker 1:What's your samurai name? Gruddy who.
Speaker 3:I'm about to say the hamburger A menace, nah bro.
Speaker 2:Nah bro, no cap.
Speaker 3:You know what?
Speaker 2:You know what cap, bro, you know like he can do it, bro, and this ain't no shade bro, he probably can Like cosplay. Shigoki, bro, shigoki. Yeah he could, bro, just with the mask. That shit just really hit me For honor. For honor. Shigoki the guy with the big-ass club. He wears that mask, bro.
Speaker 3:That's dope as shit.
Speaker 1:That is pretty cool right there, yeah, man.
Speaker 3:But what the fuck was he talking about?
Speaker 1:I don't know, bro. He kept telling you all back in the day my bad bro, for real man Bounces no, but overtime.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm just really doing it because I want to get shit set up. I want to get my game room decorated and get all my PC and shit set up and have that good so I can stream good and everything and my kitchen. I want to get shit the way I want to so I can be comfortable.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, no, I feel you, bro, I feel you. That's the only reason I don't have time I need to pull some more tables.
Speaker 2:Them motherfuckers tell me I can leave, gotta go.
Speaker 3:Yeah, fuck that shit, that overtime man shit. Hell, no, y'all got to understand. Probably.
Speaker 1:Do this, do this shit for a good, let's say about four months, four more months yeah, nah, yeah, I mean, like we said, bro, it just sucks that you have to trade off your time for more money, but if it helps you reach your goal, whatever bro like yeah, yeah it's worth it in the end, but it just sucks. Bro, see me on, you gonna get there when you get there.
Speaker 2:Nah, I get there, but bruh, like if the whole bag was fucked up. I'm talking about like I need it. Oh yeah, I'd be in there.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:But that overtime's a whole different breed in there, bruh, and it ain't like you just chilling. You can ride that shit.
Speaker 3:No, you working like from like bruh, I'm telling you, dude, Like this shit is addictive Because you get that fucking bread man, Like I know, at the last place I was at no, that was me, I damn. I think I seen like fucking how much I see that week. Oh, that goddamn overtime. I think I seen like so you saw a doctor's check, bro.
Speaker 1:That's what you saw, bro I think I seen like 22. Oh, okay, I think I seen like 22. Oh, okay, nice.
Speaker 3:I seen like 22 that week.
Speaker 1:Damn bro that week.
Speaker 3:That week.
Speaker 1:After taxes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, after taxes.
Speaker 1:Damn 22.
Speaker 3:No, no, yeah, yeah, it was after taxes.
Speaker 1:Get that bread bro.
Speaker 3:Actually, no Matter of fact. No, I went exempt. I got all that bridge, though. No, no taxes. If I work a lot of overtime, I ain't. No, I'm exempt. No, I need that.
Speaker 1:I didn't even know you could do that bro.
Speaker 3:Fuck, yeah, man Shit. They going to man Texas Bro you telling me I don't even want to get started on that shit, bro, All right.
Speaker 1:so that's going to lead to the subject. Today's subject is Pharoah. You want to take it away?
Speaker 2:Anime showdowns, that's right.
Speaker 1:In their respective universes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, explosion. Yeah, we ain't going to cross universes like uh, what you calling no diff this universe.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no. Yeah, we ain this universe.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3:Yeah, what a monologue Ain't the Crest Fingers.
Speaker 1:No, oh shit, hold on, bro, hold on. I ain't thinking that, hold the fuck up, hold up. I am not thinking that.
Speaker 2:A Susanoo cover Menevolent Shrunk.
Speaker 3:Yo, that shit'll be stupid though Domain expansion.
Speaker 1:How'd they do it? Domain?
Speaker 2:expansion yeah.
Speaker 1:Susano's reign of terror. I know.
Speaker 2:I know that, bro.
Speaker 3:And then you have the fucking mean-ass speeches that Madara be saying too.
Speaker 1:That shit be cold bro.
Speaker 3:Just imagine the conversations that Madara and Roman Sukuna would be having.
Speaker 2:Have y'all been keeping up with the JJK no?
Speaker 1:I seen what happened.
Speaker 3:Don't say shit, alright, I won't say nothing Real quick though.
Speaker 1:it's not an anime, it's a cartoon. I want y'all opinion. Y'all used to watch Ed Edd n Eddy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's a cartoon.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I feel like cartoons got a certain lo loony aspect to it.
Speaker 1:But who would win? Was it ed the dumb one or rolf? Let me know, let me know what y'all think, bro. Now, both of them crazy strong, wouldn't that rolf get?
Speaker 2:mad bro. Rolf, get mad dude. He was the old dude, but same thing with uh ed bro, right when he turned into the monster, he lost himself.
Speaker 1:Bro, ate everyone, bro. Yeah, no, motherfuckers go crazy. That'd be a good fight Right there bro.
Speaker 2:Same thing. When Johnny went crazy With Plankton, he was smacking the shit Out of everybody. Johnny had that damn Plankton bro Smacking the hell Out of motherfuckers, what was that shit he do?
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, he did that, motherfucker.
Speaker 2:He had Plankton over there. He was like what plantain say?
Speaker 3:he was like tell it to him, not me and he go to plantain and he just you know that dumb ass, look, and then he'll pick him up and hit him with it.
Speaker 2:Bro, I was like yo that's called. That was I don't know back in the day, not looking at it, but Johnny had mental problems.
Speaker 1:He did, yeah, back in the day, not looking at it bro.
Speaker 2:Johnny had mental problems. He did, bro, he did. Yeah, bro. Nah, Johnny was one bro, he uh.
Speaker 1:Over there talking to Plankton, bro, nah, bro. Walk around with that two by four bro.
Speaker 2:And smack him motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Ready to smack somebody with it, bro? Yeah, bro.
Speaker 3:He should. Yeah, he should. Hey, if you really think about it. Yo, most of them damn kids was on fucking Rittner. Yeah, they probably put him on some better stuff. Oh, yeah, he need to check. This other guy got a plank walking around. Yeah, he getting a check.
Speaker 2:Ed, ed and Eddie.
Speaker 1:That was a pretty good one, bro, that was good. No, but let's lead off the first fight. So so y'all, let me know who do y'all think would win I asked y'all last time rockley versus uh chikamaru right after the great ninja war. Who would win this fight?
Speaker 3:rockley and gara rematch bro I don't know about that, but then I'm gonna say because him and the tail beast has kind of came on the same terms and they were fighting against each other and it was more mature.
Speaker 2:No Shikaku went with him. He never jumped back at him, he didn't. No he didn't, he didn't have Shikaku, no more.
Speaker 1:What happened to Shikaku?
Speaker 2:Did he get? Because they got stolen out of guard. Remember, guard died and then the old lady brought him back and sacrificed her life. But Shikaku was roaming around, bro. Oh, he was loose, yeah, but he was cool then, like, but yeah.
Speaker 3:Oh, I take that back. Hey, fact check.
Speaker 2:But at that point Rock Lee had 10. He can open up all gates.
Speaker 1:So I saw some people talking about the fight too, because I did a little research to see what everybody said about it too. It was back and forth. Some people were saying, like Garra would just be able to fly, and how could Rock Lee reach him? He'll just tire himself out, but I don't know, bro.
Speaker 2:My guy can do a crazy-ass dynamic entry, so I'm sure Rock Lee could do a crazy dance.
Speaker 1:He was literally kicking off the air. Yeah, bro, that's what I'm saying, bro.
Speaker 2:So you tell me, but now Garra's defense. It's almost like you got the ultimate shield versus the ultimate spirit, in a way, because Garra, he do got feet Even without Shikaku bro. When he was fighting Madara, he caught that goddamn boulder. That's my bad the rapture.
Speaker 1:It's happening, bro.
Speaker 2:We're not floating again ah shit, but nah, bro, even well, even when he didn't have chicago, when they was facing moderate, he caught that goddamn boulder. He caught that uh boulder. Who did uh guard? Remember he had that big hand he caught.
Speaker 3:I forgot there was. That is his damn jiu-jitsu man. I'll be thinking of chicago no, it's chicago. He always he was naturally like that, yeah, okay okay, damn, I don't, I would say, because I'm a heavy fucking Rock Lee fan man.
Speaker 1:Me too, bro, and.
Speaker 2:I'm not glad because, like I said, I know the feats bro, like old guard bro.
Speaker 3:But let's just say, if he had the jujurgy Chicago, damn, I don't know, bro. If he had it, I think it would be a landslide with fucking Garver, just because his chakra ability.
Speaker 2:I don't like that. Once again, I don't.
Speaker 3:Because he would have a crazy amount of fucking chakra going against Rock Lee because he just had Todd Jutsu.
Speaker 2:So he would naturally get tired.
Speaker 3:And if he opened the gates too, that drains all your fucking.
Speaker 2:See the thing? Yeah, you can argue it, but that was only just one-tailed beef. Goddamn guy fought the equivalent stage of six paths, bro.
Speaker 3:Man, you got to thank me and he still.
Speaker 2:Only reason Madara didn't die, bro, was because he had to.
Speaker 3:He reanimated you.
Speaker 2:No, no, he didn't have reanimated you at the time. He had the Ten Tails, so he can just heal instantly. Heal, true, he had the Ten Tails inside. That's one tails, bro.
Speaker 3:Guy. Whatever you say, Guy and Rock are different.
Speaker 2:Yeah they're different, but up to that point you said after the Great Ninja War, bro, that's what I'm saying he's matured to that point almost to a guy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I saw people making an argument too, but you got to think about it. If Rock Lee was able to train at that age and be at a good how many years past the Great Ninja War? Let's just say five years afterwards, or whatever Five years, well Boruto takes place, let's say, in that universe.
Speaker 3:I think there's like 10 years, there's like 10 years after that, Probably something like that.
Speaker 1:yeah, because they were growing.
Speaker 2:I feel like, regardless, bro, would it come down to? Bro, if I feel like, this is it? This is my honest opinion. When they get to fighting, you know Rock Lee, he'll have his. Basically, it'll just be almost like the same thing, bro, If he had Shikaku with him. I feel like Gara put up a pretty good defense. Gara, he a defensive fighter. Anyway, bro, he won't. I'm going to tell you, when Rock Lee's back get against that wall, bro, if Gara somehow managed to survive the onslaught of that fucking.
Speaker 3:Don't let the nigga get some Henny in. That's what I was about to say.
Speaker 1:He's going to bust out that Henny ball for his game.
Speaker 2:But if he do that, if he do all the Gates bro, gar might die, bro, but same equivalent if he survived, gates, rock Lee going to die. You know what I'm saying. So I can't say who, but now, like off base, what you call it, I don't know, because Rock Lee, he'll take off his training and he's probably just as fast and strong, just as strong as he was then. But Gar got that crazy defense bro, that's what I'm saying. Like he can't hang on.
Speaker 1:I feel like his battle. Iq is pretty good too, though Like he can't hang on. I feel like his battle.
Speaker 2:IQ is pretty good, like pretty good too, though Like Garra's is.
Speaker 1:Garra's is Rock Lee's is too.
Speaker 2:It's crazy good bro, yeah, yeah, yeah, Because like.
Speaker 1:Garra, he was like that since he was born pretty much Like you know he was like out there handling business, or whatever. I'm not saying Rock Lee didn't, or anything.
Speaker 2:No motherfuckers. When he was a kid yeah, yeah, his people was really trying to kill him, bro, like when he was a kid bro, so he was killing motherfuckers. He didn't kill a couple motherfuckers, before he even did who was it?
Speaker 1:the person that was taking care of him tried to it was his uncle.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's who it was yeah, it was the uncle brother, and his mama no, his mama died, gave birth to him and died, but his uncle hated him because he killed his sister yeah, on his ass, yeah, plotting him the whole time he was literally sending assassins for him the whole time and they couldn't kill him, and he was killing him that's why I said bro he'd have that edge on him younger yeah, he was.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's why I said he got him. But now Rock Lee did beat the shit out of him, bro. That sand couldn't keep up rough. But now rock lee did beat the shit out of him, bro.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, yeah that sand couldn't keep up, bro, yeah, but now his sand is faster but at the same time, rock lee would be faster.
Speaker 2:Rock lee's faster and more conditioned bro. He could actually hit that mode anytime and then literally he had zero effects after, just because he trained so hard. You gotta understand in the movie I don't know if people accept this you remember in the movie, um, the eight tails gotta lose in the village and rock lee and goddamn god beat the shit out of? Remember? Uh, he went in that mode, that all red mode. I forgot the jinn judiki like yeah, I forgot what movie was. But rock lee and god went, I think only to like the fifth gate or sixth gate, bro, and they beat the shit out of that thing, bro, with just straight hands, bro.
Speaker 1:The only one I saw was the blood prison. Was that the one with the famous actress lady? Then they were talking about Rainbow Chakra, or whatever it might have been.
Speaker 2:I know that it was when it was Shaputa and Rock Lee was older. Then it got loose in the village and it was attacking people. And right, lee and God was fighting it at first, like, and it was just doing a little, that tailed beef bomb in there, bro, and they was dodging. They was like, fuck this. They both went, what you call it. They were beating the dog shit out of it. I'm talking about speed blitzing them, in which car they were beating the dog shit, I'm talking about speed blitzing them.
Speaker 2:I'm talking about. I'm talking about it couldn't even fucking damn I need to go watch.
Speaker 1:I need to see that one, bro, that shit I'm gonna show y'all after. I believe you, bro.
Speaker 2:I haven't watched much much of the movie, that's why I said, like now, just like, I don't know bro, because, like I said, both of them enhanced. But rock lee's like immobility, bro, is just like, just like. He's like a walking tank, bro, but he's not fast. You know what I'm saying. But then Rock Lee is like, like I said, it's like the ultimate spear against the ultimate shield. But that's when I say if he, that's what I'm saying, bro, but if he hit Tim, like all the gates.
Speaker 1:All right, let's just sum that up. Who do you think is going to win, Greg?
Speaker 3:All right, let's just sum that up. Who do you think is going to win, Greg, Now that I got the clarification on what's going on in the fight?
Speaker 1:and he's not a jujurkey. He don't have the tail beast in him. He ain't got the jerky in him, bro he ain't got the jerky in him, but he's still so strong though, bro, because when they fought, oh boy, he caught that guy.
Speaker 2:Well, he had help with the boulder. You got to understand. You know how big that fucking hand was to catch a goddamn meteor coming out of the sky. If Rock Lee don't open the eighth gate, which I know he probably will.
Speaker 3:Back against the wall. He going to open it? I know he is.
Speaker 2:He think he going to die anyway. And then you got to understand he going to give that man everything.
Speaker 1:He going to use his ultimate bro.
Speaker 3:So now another clarification Is this the menace Garo or, like the calm Garo, the Garo that's out for blood?
Speaker 2:Which one would be worse. That's what I'm saying, but you got to understand. Like Garo, he calmed down After that fight with Naruto, bro, he lost.
Speaker 3:Like in Barto, he's like a.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he chill.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah. But if he was like, if he still had the mentality back doing the trunies.
Speaker 1:But you got to think about it. What would be worse? Somebody that's calm and collected.
Speaker 2:That's what I was about to say or someone the guard now, bro, because that's calculation. The guard now, bro. He's way better than that guard Everyone coordinated, bro.
Speaker 1:Because he'd be spending energy breaking shit that don't need to be broken and destroying shit that don't need to be destroyed hate and seeking revenge can turn.
Speaker 2:It do yeah, no, yeah, yeah, into a whole different damn way it do it do. I don't know, I think Naruto.
Speaker 3:He got to him because, you know, naruto changed motherfuckers' minds.
Speaker 1:Everyone would.
Speaker 2:Nah bro, he would, but nah bro, leave that to a bunch of minutes.
Speaker 3:Man, we really need a fucking villain other than the motherfucker that was stealing the eyes, and I forgot his damn name Because, really, naruto really ain't have. Okay, I'm getting on a different damn set.
Speaker 2:Nah, nah, it kind of ties into it. I understand what you're saying, because Naruto really didn't have no fucking villains other than Orochimaru and the dude that was, orochimaru wasn't really a villain.
Speaker 3:Exactly so. They really didn't have any villains. It was just different perspective on the way shit is.
Speaker 2:It's cool because in an aspect, it makes you see people like, because everybody technically wasn't a villain, they were just trying to achieve their own dream. You know what I'm saying? A peace Like. At the end of the day, madara, he was just going to put everybody to sleep and make them dream. That's all he was doing. But he was getting manipulated. I can say the villain was Kaguya the whole time Because the black zits who was manipulating him and to try to bring Kaguya back. That's why he was trying to get the get him to bring Renegar. No, but that's it's a true villain. That was Kaguya. No, no, no.
Speaker 3:I'm talking about the fight, I know, but she was.
Speaker 1:we're just letting them have a little extra detail, I know.
Speaker 2:But that's what I'm saying. She was going to put everybody in a cocoon so she could make them a chocolate fruit and eat them and become 10.
Speaker 1:So who do you think is going to win?
Speaker 2:Wait, who do you think Grinning? I say either or no. I can't.
Speaker 3:I'm late, man bro.
Speaker 1:Because I know the facts, bro. I know it's a tough one.
Speaker 3:I'm a diehard Leaf fan. I really am. I really am, and I don't want to say it.
Speaker 1:You say Garo will win.
Speaker 3:I want to say Garo, just because Garo win. I want to say Garo just because Garo got chocolate, but I'm about to say that ain't, and he got a ninjutsu.
Speaker 1:So you're saying but his. That's tough, but Rock.
Speaker 3:Lee's taijutsu is fucking immaculate.
Speaker 2:That's why I said bro Garo got an impenetrable defense. We'll say it like this he do.
Speaker 1:Garo would win if he can withstand or if he can hold off against Rock Lee. That's the only way he'd win If he can hold them all and let them burn out If Garra is on the offensive.
Speaker 3:if Garra is on the offensive, rock Lee is opening that motherfucking eighth gate regardless.
Speaker 2:He ain't gonna be able to catch.
Speaker 3:Rock Lee, bro, that's what I'm saying. If he thinks he gonna die because this motherfucker is on my, my ass, he open that gate, he gonna. He gonna put the paws on him all the way. Oh yeah, he gonna kill him you get what I'm saying does.
Speaker 1:Does garren have like that? Uh, he could solidify his sand caning or whatever.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he can uh, make sand, but like he can manipulate in all form, make it hard, whatever bro like. But like. That's why I said he catch him and try to get him. That's why I said he could go either way. That's why I can't. You know what I'm saying, because I be knowing the fact about these characters, the ins and the outs and their abilities. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and that's why I can't. It's a good fight, bro. That's why I'm saying it's a good fight.
Speaker 3:Like a see it, because Garvin, he can make fucking glass and they can be, just because you're saying the shit. And then Rock Lee, but I think.
Speaker 2:Excuse me. I think, if I'm not mistaken, garvin got a KK Ging high bro, because that's just saying His dad was able to do the same thing. Yes, but his dad it was gold though.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, he could do the gold stuff.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was gold, it was gold.
Speaker 1:Like that little dude, that little flying dude.
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the particle yeah, the particle yeah.
Speaker 2:But they was from the sand oh that dude was from the stone village yeah, the one from the. He made it lighter bro actually that's crazy. He was one of the strongest bro like, but then they get clapped by modern.
Speaker 1:All of them got clapped, didn't they?
Speaker 2:it's more, yeah, it's more, and then plus, bro, it's more and plus. Oh, what was?
Speaker 1:it.
Speaker 2:It was all the kazekages, wasn't there, yeah, and then, plus, he had really animation deuces, so he had unlimited chakra, bro, and that's the worst thing to get, that motherfucker bro. But and it had me laughing bro, when they all stopped that first border, what are you gonna? Do about the second one and do you know something, bro? And you know something. And he stood under it because he know he wasn't gonna die. Die, bro, he was just looking at it, bro. All come down, man, but I don't know bro.
Speaker 1:That's some hoe-ass shit right there. I know bro.
Speaker 2:He knew it was coming, he knew he wasn't going to die. That's why he just looked at it, bro. And then he had to do the Susanos. Bro, he had two of them. It had that perfect one. He said and, bro, I ain't lying, he took the dog out of their fight, bro, because that motherfucker, he slashed that mountain. He was like.
Speaker 3:I remember this scene, man, you got one when the boat was coming down. They had the Sasunas. You see, one of the motherfucking niggas. That's what it was like. He said this the power of a God. Yes, motherfucker, worship him.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 3:You can't nobody fuck with Mauro man.
Speaker 1:He's cold bro. He is cold bro.
Speaker 2:That's why I said we can't really pit nobody against him, because a lot of people tried to pit him against Itachi bro. That's hard. They tried to put him against Itachi bro. But see, their feats is different bro. But I do feel like what time Itachi would have reached? Not more spasms, bro.
Speaker 3:I like how we keep dodging this damn question about this. What?
Speaker 2:Who would have won? I go my opinion either way.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we'll just say it as a no, no, no, the matter of fact, what's your perspective?
Speaker 2:No, no, no, I asked a question. What's your?
Speaker 1:perspective.
Speaker 3:I asked a question what's your?
Speaker 1:perspective.
Speaker 3:Where's that hot?
Speaker 1:sauce at. That's the hot sauce. What's your perspective?
Speaker 2:Nah, like one short Cause, I think, either way what you say.
Speaker 1:I said If Gar would win, if he could hold off Lee, let Re Like burn himself up From opening the gates Cause you know, god was like burning up all red.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he was gonna die Burn himself completely.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he was gonna to die Burning himself completely. Yeah, he was going to die If Gar can hold them all.
Speaker 3:He got to.
Speaker 1:But if not, rock Lee is clapping bro, easy clap bro. Yeah, I'm going to stand on that, bro. Y'all can attack me on the comments video or whatever, I don't care bro, I don't care yeah if he can withstand his defense against the 8th gate.
Speaker 3:oh yeah, garo on his ass.
Speaker 1:It'd be a good fight though, All right. So what y'all got? Next fight, next fight, next fight, what y'all got for me, I got you.
Speaker 2:I got you, kaze Kage. I forgot which one. The one? What's Rakage? Excuse me, rakage or the fourth Hokage? Wait, raikage. The one? The current one? What was the current one? The big guy with the braids? It was.
Speaker 3:Oh, you're talking about. I was about to say Wu-Tang the motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Killer Bees brother. Yeah, I was going to say yeah, killer Bees Dang that dude's fast as shit, bro or the 4-4 Kage bro, Hit you with that lariat bro, the yellow light Huh, 4-4.
Speaker 2:Kage was fucking Minato bro. Oh, the yellow flash Versus Rock Kage bro, one of the fastest motherfuckers in the but.
Speaker 1:Minato is only fast because of his kunai, though.
Speaker 2:This is what you call it, bro, what y'all picking, because both of them is Minato's.
Speaker 1:bro, you talking about fighting or in terms of speed Fighting?
Speaker 2:bro Like who will win bro?
Speaker 3:I'm going hey, hey, that's an easy landslide for me. Who you got, bro Rakage? Oh, I'm dead. But like Nah, I really don't know, because I really ain't never really looked into.
Speaker 2:I'm about to say they about got to fighting one time, bro. Oh did they? Yeah, it was because that's when Killer B first became the Jinchuriki and they was on a mission or something and they um and um, I no, no, I think it was a tune. It wasn't a tune in his hand, it was something, it was a mission, but that's before. Rock I gave was uh, uh, the rock I gave I forgot his real fucking name dude and um, he ran into him and they kind of they. Basically it was like at a standstill bro, they was like like, oh shit you. They basically acknowledged each other's power and then went on to the respective.
Speaker 2:So but the thing is, bro, like I would say the fourth, his jutsu is like immaculate bro, the way he utilizes it, it might not be that special to y'all, but the way he utilizes it, bro, that special to y'all. But the way he utilizes it, bro, like and like. Then see it come down to like if he had prep time he'd be able to throw all his teleportation. But if they straight up fighting, bro, rock, I can't go get that man bro, but he got what you call her, a sangon and stuff like that. But rock hiker got that fucking lariat, bro like, and then hit that chakra. He get 10 times faster, bro like. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:I hate that you said that, cause I don't know too much about fucking Rakage man that motherfucker got some crazy feats bro, I like, I like the four of Hokage like move when he throws the kunai, and then he comes up top with the Rasengan. Yeah, that's cold right there, bro.
Speaker 3:I think this is going to always be a fucking image, that one or when they finally were able to throw the Rasangan, I lost my shit when they did that.
Speaker 1:When Boruto threw that shit, bro I lost my shit, bro.
Speaker 3:I don't need it, I don't need it Eventually, bro, eventually.
Speaker 2:I can't do it bro.
Speaker 1:I just want to see how they continue on with the characters, Even though it might be ugly, even though it might be bullshit. I just like to see how. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:But I will say that's a hard fight for me. Again, again, it goes away because they geniuses in their own right. But that's when you fight people. It can't be like the people I be matching up. It ain't a landslide.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying yeah, that's why I tried to find somebody that was a good opponent for this person and not be such a big yeah, it ain't a landslide bro, ain't no?
Speaker 2:like it's different. Like if goddamn fourth gets, uh, get some prep time against rakage, I felt like four for win. If they just meet, rakage might get his ass because he's just so fast. But but this motherfucker is bro. He literally got that dog in which I ain't saying four-four, akagi, don't. But this motherfucker was facing Sasuke. He got hit with the Atomar, uh, atomar, what?
Speaker 3:Atomaratsu.
Speaker 1:Atomaratsu. What is that? Amaterasu, yeah.
Speaker 2:Atomaratsu, it's the Black Flames.
Speaker 3:Oh Bro, this motherfucker did, oh, he cut his arm off, bro.
Speaker 2:He didn't flinch, he didn't cry over it. I remember that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that that motherfucker was good and he was still biking with one arm.
Speaker 2:Bro. That's why I said this motherfucker suplexed him, man Suplexed him.
Speaker 3:And a nub.
Speaker 2:He did like this he said boom, boom, boom, boom Bro I said bro if that Susana went over that motherfucker bro, he would have died. Bro, this man's body was sticking up out the goddamn ground like this. And then it fell over, I don't know, nailed him in the ground like a motherfucking hammer. Am I lying? No, yeah. Yeah. This motherfucker didn't give a shit, bruh. You know how cold you gotta be. That's your arm, bruh. This motherfucker didn't blink twice about kicking that motherfucker off. He said.
Speaker 3:And then what fucking anime was it where this motherfucker? He got his arm cut off and he was beating the motherfucker with his damn limb. I can't think of what fucking anime it was bro, you know what I'm talking about, bro.
Speaker 2:He's like he's some bitch.
Speaker 3:I don't know. I need to go back and watch that. I can't think what fucking anime it was. Man, he was beating the dog shit out of him.
Speaker 2:Once again, I feel like I met a stalemate. Either way, what about y'all?
Speaker 3:How you gonna say the fight and you don't go with a motherfucker man.
Speaker 2:I can't, because I respect the characters and their powers.
Speaker 1:It'd have to be conditional.
Speaker 3:He'd win under this condition, that's what I'm saying If this was to happen. I'm going to say the fact that I don't know. Too much, you can't really form an opinion Too much but I know Minato and Minato did get knocked off, but it wasn't like oh, he was protecting something? Yeah true, it was his kid, yeah true.
Speaker 2:He was protecting his kid, bro. If he didn't, if Naruto wasn't right there, bro, Minato would have won all that. That's the crazy whole part about it.
Speaker 1:That's what I was going to say. It does make a difference. I'm just going to say it does make a difference.
Speaker 2:That's why I'm saying conditions on this motherfucker, because if he didn't have to worry about that shit bro, that motherfucker was, and damn that. Opie thought he was the shit bro. He was like you can't touch me, I got something for your ass. Boom, thank God. Teleportation man, I'm going to go with.
Speaker 3:I killed that. I'm going to go with question mark.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying, bro. I can't.
Speaker 3:I don't know because.
Speaker 2:I don't know too much, we ain't coming up weak.
Speaker 3:I mean I can't say I'm going to go with them.
Speaker 1:These matchups are just too good.
Speaker 3:They really are, bro, I don't know. Damn, I wish we had a damn. I don't fucking know, say something about the damn fights to each other. I mean because it so I can do research. It's cool.
Speaker 2:See, that's why you got to have this knowledge.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was going to say we got to go, based on knowledge, but I don't know. That's a tough one.
Speaker 3:I didn't think he was going to say some shit like that.
Speaker 1:I told y'all I was going to give you some good ones.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that was good, see, my shit is basic now.
Speaker 1:So hold on. That's a tough one, bro. It'd be good, I feel like, because Minato, he just throws his shit and then catches it because he yeah, I know it seems so simple, but he's a genius, I feel like if.
Speaker 3:Then he could pop up, wasn't it the?
Speaker 1:Kazakage, dude or whatever, whatever his name is Rock Kage. Rock Kage, rock Kage. My fault If he could, because he's not going to be dumb, he's going to be like let me stop focus on him and grab this damn kunai. So I feel like he's going to try and grab that to put him in a handicap.
Speaker 3:So if he?
Speaker 1:does that and is able to get rid of that easy win for him, in my opinion.
Speaker 3:I'm going to say this If, in my opinion I'm going to say this If Minato had time to prep and put his kunai in his world because he pops up in any damn world If he had time to prep, then Minato.
Speaker 1:Now if Rakage can see through the shit and he see where the shit going.
Speaker 2:I'm going to say Rakage because he can see through the shit. Okay, yeah, I can see that too, but the crazy thing, while he a genius, Renato, he places them things everywhere bro. Even if he's just going through there one time, bro, he'll place it. That's why he was catching them beast bombs bro, that's what I'm saying. If he had time to prep Rob Mark, yeah, like because he just bro he be having them. Things scattered everywhere, bro, all over the whole nation bro, and he could just.
Speaker 3:Oh, this motherfucker about to slap shit up, oh boop.
Speaker 2:Yeah and the thing is, like you said, when he probably grabbed one of Minito's bro, minito would have substituted that one out and put them all over there. That's one thing. He a genius. It's so simple, bro. But the way he does it it's on Gene. He got Gene's intellect almost, bro. But if Rakage get hip and actually catches on to one of them as soon as he teleport, rakage gonna be right there.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying. I feel like if he could keep up, like if he could.
Speaker 2:You know how fast he gonna have to be, bro? That's what I'm saying he can bout, but he can bout reach that almost, bro.
Speaker 2:That's when they got to fighting the first time. That's what basically almost happened. But, bro, he's so goddamn fast bro. But that's what I'm saying. But see, that shit is crazy, bro, because, damn, I see Minato fucking here somehow Come up with a different game plan, a different game plan. Throw that shit on a goddamn Rasangan and teleport the Rasangan into him, and then he'd be right behind him with another one, or something like that.
Speaker 1:But he can also use shadow clones, can't he? Yeah, he can man. So could he use a shadow clone and make the shadow clone teleport?
Speaker 2:He probably could, bro, but I don't know how. That's what I'm saying. But Rakage is so dogged bro, he can just dispatch it so fast, bro, and then that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:It'd be so hard, bro, like so I don't know which one y'all got, bro, because I, I, I told you, bro the dude, if he could catch on and come with the game plan he's gonna win, but if not, minotaur I'm gonna say minotaur.
Speaker 3:If he had time to prep, if he prepped before rakage, you can see what the fuck going on. But if he didn't have time to prep and he just going Straight off a whim With the Trying to prep While Rakage is there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that would be tough. Yeah, I could agree with that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, rakage is on his ass.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what y'all got, what y'all got, what y'all got bro Gruddy, what you got Gruddy? What you got.
Speaker 3:We going to a different universe.
Speaker 2:What universe we going to Cause?
Speaker 3:I just thought about this because we're talking about too damn much about fucking Naruto.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'll change mine up then. No, no, no, no, no, no no. I got a list.
Speaker 3:Now this is off of whim chat. Maharagu Huh Did.
Speaker 2:I say it right.
Speaker 3:Maharagu, yeah, big Ragu, the Obstacle oh you're talking about Fushiguro?
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, okay, fushi Guru. Oh, okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 3:Maharagu versus the cursed queen Queen of curses, rika.
Speaker 2:Rika, but see it ain't going to Maharagu, going to win.
Speaker 1:That's the one that the clan tried to kill right, the one Sukuna had to.
Speaker 2:Is that the one? Yeah, the witchcaller clan was trying to tame, but nobody could tame Maharagu.
Speaker 1:The only way to tame it is you had to kill her or beat it.
Speaker 2:Yeah well yeah, beat him. But see, the thing is, ma-raga got that. You know that sword. It automatically kills curses. That's why Sukuna was like if I was a curse like-.
Speaker 3:Okay, I'll take that back. Hold on hold on. Ma-raga win.
Speaker 1:Okay, let me think of something else, because that didn't work. God damn it.
Speaker 3:No, I can see where you're going to come up with that and I don't want to talk too damn much about fucking JJK, because I ain't reading the manga and the shit is probably already playing the fuck out, so I'm going to go back to damn Naruto then.
Speaker 2:All right, so I got one in JJK.
Speaker 3:All right, so how about Rock Lee? You can go back to old Lee.
Speaker 1:Who you got against the Rock Lee.
Speaker 3:Rock Lee when he let's just paint the scene Rock Lee growing up with Minato and Fuck, what's that something? Wait, wait, wait. Pervy Sage, if he grew up in that era and he had.
Speaker 1:Jiraiya yeah, versus Rock Lee no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3:If Rock Lee had Ninjutsu and he grew up in that era with Jiraiya, tsunami whatever the fuck her name is and Orochimaru, if you grew up in that era and you had ninjutsu, rock Lee against.
Speaker 2:That'd be hard, because Rock Lee really didn't have ninjutsu. Bro, you know what I'm saying. And then you have to specify what ninjutsu. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:So you're saying Rock Lee with the ninjutsu versus versus the guy selling ramen noodles?
Speaker 3:Facts yeah, yeah, eat your rocky, Eat your rocky. Fuck. I'm trying to think of some shit right now. All right, I got one. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is my second one.
Speaker 1:Lord have mercy.
Speaker 2:I'm on the table. You don't seem like you know where you're going with that. I don't.
Speaker 3:How come you didn't?
Speaker 2:Well, you got any other people in the early version? I had it, man, but you gotta have more than just two motherfuckers, you gotta have a couple man.
Speaker 1:No, I can help you. I can help lead you in a way, if you want Grady, who's your favorite character from Naruto?
Speaker 2:Rock Lee, naruto rock lee and moderate rock lee and moderate.
Speaker 1:Well, you can't make a moderate matchup.
Speaker 2:You basically did that already with god, goddamn moderate you can't do that, all right, I'm uh, uh, I'm gonna switch to uh hunnid x hunter real quick okay you don't know nothing from yeah, yeah, yeah, I would just say gone or killua gone versus kill Gon.
Speaker 1:I mean, kiloa gots it, bro Gon. He's good, but what he's only got?
Speaker 3:that rock paper, scissors thing bro Kiloa is already going to whoop his ass.
Speaker 2:You didn't see where Gon killed Pietro, uh-huh.
Speaker 1:Where he literally aced his got when he was uh, but it's gonna cost him his life exactly about.
Speaker 2:Did he about died?
Speaker 3:yeah, he honest that's something, this is already he's got the shadow stuff.
Speaker 1:He's an assassin a assassin.
Speaker 2:That's why I was about to say it's kind of hard, because it's gone.
Speaker 3:It ain't hard, it's easy yeah, go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 2:But see the thing is, bro killer, do got that like keel would been like that for his whole life. But keelua was even scared of Gong when he had that fucking killer intent bro, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:When you see how Gong was, he was intimidated by it, yeah.
Speaker 2:But I don't know, because at that point bro he be like, I don't think Pietro Kilo could have killed Pietro bro.
Speaker 3:At that age you got to thank they fucking kids bro, at that age you gotta think they fucking kids. Yeah, but if he were gone there, bro, he had the power to do that. Brother to see.
Speaker 1:I guess he fast forward his damn life to to kill him, but see you, it's your phone. You said, uh, kilo won't be able to, but he killer would put, went toe-to-toe with an old boy. What's his name?
Speaker 2:the red dude who had to transform into another form, but he was just like basically yeah, he was that God speed.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bro, that's God speed.
Speaker 2:But now I did hear like now this would. I would love to see this, If you let.
Speaker 1:Kilo would train a little bit more, because now he knows, like, what Gon be capable of.
Speaker 2:Pete Kilo and Pete Gon bro. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1:That's going to be so hard. That would be hard. That would be hard because even because keela would bruh.
Speaker 2:Uh, like keela's parents said he'd be strong, he got the keela, got his grandpa's powers, yeah. And his grandpa went to the dark continent with netero and, uh, somebody else there's only three of them and they made it back bruh.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying they brought back that goddamn shit and his sister, that's what, what was in his sister. But like, that's what I said Like with Gon, bro, you know, gon was always happy, but Accelerator is always like that, bro, but Manipulator is always kind of dark and cold. That's how they are, bro. So that's what I'm saying. I feel like that's another one, bro, just like because Gon, bro, he's an accelerator bro, he can go, believe it or not, he's faster than Kilo bro, he's faster than Kilo because he caught Netero, bro, remember, because Kilo got mad because when they was up there, he was like Netero was like all right, I'll play a little game with you. Yeah, if you catch the ball.
Speaker 2:Yeah, if you catch me. When I got a view but damn, uh, what'd you call it? Gone, made him use two legs instead of one. But killa got mad and was like I'm gonna end up killing this old man because like he couldn't catch him and killa ran but gone, like basically like did it all night until he made him use you know what I'm saying both legs.
Speaker 1:I feel like that, just that's just their character, though.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying? Yeah in a way, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:But I don't know, bro, cause I mean I thought it was pretty cool how Killa went up to that dude.
Speaker 2:And then he said had his heart in his hand, bro, just like that Boom Killed that man bro In a bag In a bag. He said, like where you get the bag.
Speaker 3:And the old boy. He was like where'd the bag come from?
Speaker 2:He said he said why am I getting cold? He said give it back. And bro. He said, bro, that shit was the hardest shit but that's why I'm saying I don't that's another one.
Speaker 3:I don't know, bro, I really don't feel bad right now. Yeah, I've been thinking some shit.
Speaker 2:But like, thank you, bro, they're friends, they're real good friends too, bro. And the thing is, bro, like just imagine whenever, like they get older, or today, bro, anybody bro, you'd be stupid enough to try to face them. But if a motherfucker's out there, bro, you got Ahsoka.
Speaker 3:You got Chrollo Lucifer. I was just about to say Krolo against Kilo. Who Krolo?
Speaker 1:Versus who?
Speaker 3:Kilo. I ain't tell you, bro, right now Krolo bro. No, Krolo ain't got his powers dude.
Speaker 2:What you saying. You didn't read the manga. He gets them back.
Speaker 1:Wait, but you talking about Krolo. No, so you saying without his powers, with his powers, with his powers?
Speaker 2:Yeah, Bro, he fought his granddad and his daddy. Yeah, bro, they probably would Eventually got him, but it was. It was almost A stalemate. Then that's two.
Speaker 1:That's two versus one bro, but I say Krolo bro, krolo got that bro. Or you talking about If?
Speaker 3:Kilo was peak Once again. Yeah, kilo was peak. I don't know bro.
Speaker 2:Krolo, you can't, I don't know Pete I don't know Pete Kiliwa yet, bro, because he probably got some unreal shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's true. We have no evidence to show. But now, like if we think but based off of Kiliwa being like his brother. What's his name?
Speaker 2:Illumi.
Speaker 1:Illumi. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2:Now Illumi's power is different. Illumi bro A lot of people. Oh, I got one Illumi's, the one that changed his face all the needles and everything which one y'all think Illumi or Ahsoka bro Ahsoka. I don't know, that goddamn Illumi.
Speaker 1:Ahsoka, just got that bubble gum shit and get hard as fuck bro.
Speaker 3:I was about to say the dildo getting zesty as hell.
Speaker 1:This fuck, bro. That's all he's good for. But if you read the manga, bro, that shit does get crazy.
Speaker 2:I don't know bro.
Speaker 1:What the fuck is Sokka doing?
Speaker 2:He's like ooh, that motherfucker. I ain't lying to you, bro. If it's like one character that like Really touches the boundaries, it's Ahsoka, bro, it's Ahsoka man.
Speaker 3:He right there at it, bro, that man came out, the lake Getting that hard on.
Speaker 1:Bro Biscuit just said Damn.
Speaker 2:Biscuit was over there Loading that shit, hey yo, and the thing is Ahsoka. Not like he don't Like the weird shit about it, bro, like he don't discriminate Like age, if you like powerful and shit I mean.
Speaker 1:I'm just being real with you. Power level.
Speaker 2:Power level. He just sees all of it, bro. But that's why he liked the Lumi Chrollo Gon Kiloa bro, and you know Kiloa felt him, looking at him, he was like Gon get on this side, bro. I'm trying to say, say On Green Island bro.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, On.
Speaker 2:Green Island. He was like the athlete when he just came up out of that goddamn lake, bro. And then he was like this he said come on bro.
Speaker 3:He said get over here.
Speaker 2:Because he seen him looking at him, he felt him, he's like hey, yo bro, this motherfucker Get a little stronger.
Speaker 1:I'm going to let you get stronger.
Speaker 2:Ay, yo bro, I'm going to let you get ripe. I said I was over here watching that shit. I got damn skin with a crawl. I said what the fuck bro? Damn bro. But like now you read the manga, you already know what happens.
Speaker 3:But they said I just asked what you call it. They said Godspeed. Well, we already know about that.
Speaker 1:What are you trying to look?
Speaker 3:I looked up who would win Pete Kilo versus Krola Lucifer? And they talk about their abilities, his strategy mind and all that shit.
Speaker 1:But it still hasn't.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying. He still hasn't developed, bro. You don't know what he gets, or him?
Speaker 1:in the future. That's why I can't, because they're just going to resume the manga recently.
Speaker 2:Yeah, picking it back up, but it's not even like.
Speaker 3:There ain't no telling what abilities Kilo would have from this they say Kilo's Godspeed could give him the upper hand initially. Could give him the upper hand initially, allowing him to land quick and powerful attacks. However, if Chrollo can't survive the initial outslaying, the depth, his static mind and stolen abilities could turn tides.
Speaker 1:He'd have everybody's abilities pretty much Chrollo.
Speaker 3:that's your remarkable debility, having survived encounters with the powerful.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yeah, like the Zoda family. So, yeah, yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 1:It would be good. It would be a good matchup but.
Speaker 2:And then like the same thing with like but see, like I'm going to tell you like who he had crazy feats Carapaca, bro, carapaca, carapaca. He made a deal, though Like it's only with the spotters, bro. That's the only reason he can use every single name no cap, no cap, bro.
Speaker 3:I always thought that motherfucker was a damn grandchild.
Speaker 2:But do you know, like they didn't know whether? Yeah, they didn't know what to give him.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Because, I thought it was a girl for the longest too, but nobody knew for a while, transform, but uh, but um, same thing. When he was facing that, um, that spider, that motherfucker was a menace, bro, because he like bro, I didn't think karapika was gonna win, bro that motherfucker beat the dog shit out of him out there, bro, and it's. You know what's crazy? Crolo. Already he was like he'd be real weak against a manipulator bro, like if they have an inability to shock on down or stand his witch, call away he'd be fucked. And Krolo called that. He was like if he ain't back, 80 dead. That's why I like Krolo, bro, that's why he ahead of the truth bro, like I think his damn character design is so fucking cool.
Speaker 1:Krolo's bro the old and the new one, bro slick bro. The old and the new one, bruh Slick bruh.
Speaker 3:Slick bruh, the old and the new one, it's simple but cool as fuck at the same time, because his demeanor is fucking. He's an awesome character.
Speaker 2:I would like to see his backstory, bruh, His Ahsoka's, all the others, Some of the Phantom Troopers you don't know.
Speaker 3:Oh, go ahead. My fault, my fault. But bruh, they just, they all pretty cool, bro I wish they do actually like do a lot of backstories on some of these fucking characters. That's actually cool. They just come in for a segment, then they take them out, then they bring them back in Like, look, just go ahead and do the backstory.
Speaker 2:But what's cool is like Carapaca, bro, like the new manga that's coming out. It's like it got nothing to do with Gon or Killa or nothing. They hardly going to be in it. It's going to be Karapka and these royal families, bro, yeah, bro. And these motherfuckers supposed to be just as powerful, bro, like, because they inherit their new abilities, bro, they come into them, they get like a guardian bro, and all kinds of shit. But, like I know, every time you come back from Dark Heart, you bring back something that can end human civilization. Bro, that's what the Chimera Ants were, yeah, the Chimera Ants. And that's what the thing in Kila was. Little sister is, too she from the Dark Carpet. No, he brought that in there accidentally. Oh, every time you make a journey there, you bring something back. Oh, but I heard another powerful motherfucker, netero. That's his name, get the fuck out of here. That's his son. You know he done made Three trips with Dark Honda Shit.
Speaker 2:That motherfucker Supposed to be bad. Bro, like, he looks more like a Um, like he, he looks like more like A Chinese general, just his like Stuff he wearing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, cause you see him a little bit In the uh. You only see him one time In the uh Anime, one time in the anime, but he was like my dad's dead, and then he said something about it, though, but Netsuro's a powerful motherfucker too. I don't know who could have beat him Like as an Nen user. I don't know who could have beat him who, let's say like as right now it's probably some people, because he even said, bro, he was like the strongest renowned Nen user. He said that was a while ago. He said there's more Whippersnappers that Gotta, but Currently I didn't know who was gonna Face that motherfucker. When he got that had all that shit. Bro, who's gonna beat His goddamn ass man?
Speaker 3:Yeah, nobody yeah.
Speaker 2:If the shit, if goddamn King yeah, if the shit, if God damn King didn't have that damn durability, he would have died, I mean.
Speaker 3:Actually he was going to die who King?
Speaker 2:Yeah, he was going to die.
Speaker 3:They saved him.
Speaker 2:Nah, he still died, bro, because of that bomb.
Speaker 3:I'm talking about King. He was going to die, but they saved him.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but because of that bomb, bro, bro, because natural he couldn't beat him. Natural was like but see, he did that on purpose to get away from that, put him in that tune and that's where he was like he's been playing with me this whole time. And then that's when like natural was about to die, he was like I got you. And then that's he had a goddamn nuke in his heart. Bro, you can't tell me a motherfucker going. He said shit, worse come to worse. I'm to blow this bitch up and the fucking nuke hat, the nuke hat poisoning.
Speaker 2:He planned ahead of time, bro, way ahead of time, Even if you know he's going to die, bro, you can't say it ain't no Jesus. But he killed every single ant he came across. Old boy teleported ants in there. He was just killing them, bro. It was just a whole bunch of bodies over there in the corner, bro. He was just Netero, was like I'm warming up, that's what he was doing To fight the king. I said L-O-L and then when they invaded the king's little castle, whatever and Pietro tried to jump him he's like not today, little. And he flicked him, bro. I was like see, oh, that's another one, Netero. I looked this up a long time ago. Netero probably can kill a lot of Kings guards. Bro, Pietro, what's it?
Speaker 3:The butterfly guy. And who's the other guy? The red one.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:He probably could have got all of them. Bro, I'm keeping 100. When it comes to names, man, man, if I'm not watching that anime Right now, again I'm not gonna.
Speaker 2:What's up, bro, what you got? But then I looked up they said all three of them, face them. And people still said that yo gonna win bro, and if he yeah, go smash them, motherfuckers, if he like Mush yeah Bro but Go smash them motherfuckers.
Speaker 3:If he like mush yeah.
Speaker 2:Bruh, but it's crazy, he do it like this. He do it like this the only reason King bro, king was just a genius bro and he had all that durability and what you call it, bro. But Netero was going. I remember he cut Netero's leg off. He was like he's going to give up. Netero literally flexed all his muscles in his leg and closed it. Bro. I said yo, this motherfucker is crazy bro. And imagine, bro, he was facing like a regular Nen user, bro, you would die.
Speaker 3:Now, what about the guards, though? Now, what about Pete, uh, pete, uh, the cat Face, netro, nah man, that's what I said Not Netro, not Net, not natural.
Speaker 2:Let's see if they going against each other oh, like pietro versus like crollo or something, bro, no I ain't thinking about that, bro, I'm talking about the?
Speaker 3:uh, the camera is going against each other each other.
Speaker 2:No, I was just.
Speaker 3:I feel like crolla, get him bro no, no, no, no, no, no, no, bro, if the the um camera, oh yeah, but see that the Camaro, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, but see that I think out of all of them it'll be what's his name?
Speaker 2:Loopy. Loopy's the red one. Loopy, because the butterfly guy, peel whatever he got a whole bunch of His dust, makes a whole bunch of shit, but it affects humans more than it affects anything else, right? So that's why I say, out of all of them, he'd be bottom on the list. But now that when now he became that centaur, bro, yeah, loopy, and then Pietro, I don't know, loopy might get him bro, like, but see, the thing is like he, pietro, is real strong, but Loopy got some crazy ass. Ass, because he about caught uh, you know, because he did the god lightning, uh, keelah. But when um, loopy got that centaur form, he basically caught him, and the only reason he didn't kill keelah he was like I respect you, he's, I'm gonna let you live as a warrior. And then he ran off and he had that fucking centaur form. He had that big ass, what you call it, with all that lightning, bruh, like, I Like. I said Jesus, I don't know, bruh, it's a good thing they all died, though.
Speaker 3:But what if Chrollo stole the fucking Chimera ants Boys?
Speaker 1:I was looking at some of the monsters that live at the dark content Bruh did see that shit, bro.
Speaker 2:You see the one. If you look at it automatically steal your head, bro, like you take your head bro. That shit is crazy camara ants, wait. But the thing is they said a camara ants wouldn't even like a problem over there these are the five calamities yeah five calamities bro they got.
Speaker 1:I looked at the most op one, bro, so you which one was it?
Speaker 3:hold on, hold, on, hold on. So you said the camara ants wouldn't even affect the in the dark Continent.
Speaker 2:Nah, they don't run shit over there, bro, oh bro, it'd just be like an ant they would be ants over there bro. Yeah, no cap. That's crazy, Are you fucking?
Speaker 3:serious? No bro, that shit crazy bro. Are you serious bro?
Speaker 1:For real bro. No cap bro, that shit's crazy.
Speaker 2:Hold on, I'm trying to it again. Damn, hey yo, cosmic fam, I didn't know this. You want to know something? Though I need to read fucking mangas, bro. I just be reading lord. It's a lord, you know gone's dad or ancestor? No, dad, not dad, um, his great, great grandpa or something like that he's supposed to be. They saying he's still locked because he was making a map of dark kind of. But the crazy thing about it is they say ging is real, real old bruh, because it's a pill that lets you live 200 more years. Bruh, it's a seed you get from the Dark Continent, bruh. They say Ging is a real old bruh. They say Ging is one of the most powerful hunters ever. Yeah, ging is bruh. You know he's part of the Zodiacs. I know he is part of the Zodiacs, yeah, yeah, but Ging is one of the most powerful.
Speaker 3:I know he is the most powerful hunter, but I'm still Nah, he's one of them. I don't know if he is, but oh well, yeah, one of them, Because beyond Netsuro's fucking. He's strong as shit too, but you're saying this motherfucker might be.
Speaker 2:Yeah, bro, it's a whole bunch of crazy shit because nobody know how old gang really is, bro. And then nobody knows what happened to fucking Gon's mom either. Remember his aunt raised him. Yeah his aunt. Yeah, nobody know what happened. They don't know if she's still in the Dark Continent or not trapped, or nobody knows bro.
Speaker 1:So you got Brian, you got AI, you got Hellbell Pap.
Speaker 3:Hellbell.
Speaker 1:Zobay Disease. I think that's it.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to look at it bro, that damn Hunter X Hunter is crazy, bro, I'm telling you, man. But anyway, man, it's a whole bunch of matches, bro. I didn't go crazy with them now.
Speaker 3:You know one matchup I would want to see what it's on Overlord. The fucking Guardians. I can't think, See, I don't fucking know names.
Speaker 1:Look it up later. You saying what.
Speaker 3:What's the butler's name off of Overlord? Oh, god See, I know what he is, though yeah, I hate seeing Overlord Some of it the but God See, I know what he is though yeah, I hate seeing Overlord. Something with it. The butler All right, the butler going against the, I'm going to say the warrior, the one that had the swords and shit the motherfucker, he looked like a big ass beetle.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, but you know they say the butler's like the weakest one out of all of them.
Speaker 3:Get the fuck out of here. God damn it, Kenny.
Speaker 2:But I don't know what the butler really can do either. He really ain't showed nothing. You know what I'm saying? He's supposed to be a demon. I think he is a demon, yeah.
Speaker 1:But he ain't showed at all. You know what I'm saying. Well, he did clap that one dude.
Speaker 2:That y' was oh yeah bro, that was easy for him he literally, he know, the butler came across everybody and no diff to everybody, bro, like he went under that underground, what you call it. They was like yeah, we the real regular people yeah, but he did like this. He said huh, he said bro took all their heads off. I said god damn. I said we Check this out All right what you got bro, what you got what you got Do y'all watch?
Speaker 1:before anything, do y'all watch Dragon Ball Z?
Speaker 3:Yeah, do y'all know anything about Dragon Ball Z? A little bit, a little bit All right.
Speaker 1:You should probably know this Perfect Cell versus Boo Kid Boo. Ooh, that's rough, Kid Boo bro.
Speaker 2:Kid Boo.
Speaker 3:Perfect Cell sale, bro. He's talking about perfect sale here, bro. We also talking about kid boo.
Speaker 1:Here I'm gonna say, since I know a little bit about kid boo, kid boo's design was so cool like majin boo, well, like the majin race is pretty cool, in my opinion. I love the majin race bro. But majin boo, he was like so goofy or whatever, just like he had that big uh, big diaper pants thing, yeah I thought like a kid yeah but then when he came out with the kid boo or whatever, that was cold right there man, man's, killed them, went up to heaven to go fight them again.
Speaker 1:Bro, stop playing with this man. Stop playing with this man, bro no, kid boo, he liked that I might, I might have to go kid boo bro but bro. But it's a perfect set. But they can't eat each other Because you know, kid Buu would use his like antenna thing and turn him into chocolate and just eat him, but then Cell could stab him with the tail and then just suck them off, bro.
Speaker 2:Suck them up. I'm going to say I think, because you know.
Speaker 1:Because Perfect Cell, he could dodge, bro, he's like.
Speaker 2:But he was like fighting. He was literally, I think, made against the fight, like regular Saiyans, though, but Kid Boo, he kind of over Saiyans. You know what I'm saying. They had to try to do everything.
Speaker 1:They had to fuse.
Speaker 2:Yeah, fuse, they barely got him. Then you know what?
Speaker 1:I'm saying so who do you think? Then I gotta say kid boo, kid boo, kid boo, bro, I gotta go kid because perfect sale, he can like regenerate, but so can kid boo, because they have the regenerative, but let's say they don't. Let's take out the regeneration abilities, like say they just don't run off to regenerate. Toe to toe, bro, straight fighting, I think, straight hands. Who you think?
Speaker 2:bro, I think kid, because he thought he unpredictable too, bro. He'd be fighting, bro, but he'd be like laughing in your face while trying to whoop the shit out of you bro, I know like monogically kind of deal.
Speaker 1:Perfect cell was so smug too, you know he was but he liked that shit.
Speaker 2:Bro cell like fighting. I think it'd be a good fight. I think if they fought cbc like it's just a power base. Thale never got that high, though, but I feel like if Thale fought Kid Boo, thale would be like I need to get powerful and then go up to that level. You know what I'm saying. It would come crazy, bro. But if they met each other, bro Boo would get his ass bro Boo would get his ass.
Speaker 1:Bro Boo would whack the shit out of him.
Speaker 2:I hate to say it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, it's a good matchup, bro, I feel like, because what Freeza say?
Speaker 2:he said my dad told me not to challenge two beings in this universe. That would be Beardster Destroyer and Majin Buu. Yeah, bro, that's what Freeza. Freeza didn't even want to fight him, Freeza bitch.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he is a bitch.
Speaker 2:Calling all motherfuckers Yo what up.
Speaker 1:But did you see? He went inside the Cairo not the Cairo Chamber, the chamber thing to go train, yeah, and then he became Gold Freeza, or was it Black Freeza? It was Gold, and then he became Black Freeza?
Speaker 2:Yeah, but he trained all that time? Yeah, but like I heard Did you hear that news, bro? They're going to discontinue it. Dragon Ball.
Speaker 1:Z after Black Freeza saga. No, you didn't see that, bro. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Damn why that was going to like not the manga but the like animated series.
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:No, yeah, bro, my Jordan, my homeboy Jordan showed me, bro, what my homeboy Jordan showed me, bro, what the guy who was writing all that stuff. He said they look at other options like the Dragon Ball Z Heroes and the other stuff, but they're going to discontinue Super. So it might be some other stuff, like other arcs, damn. But I don't know. I think it's true, it might not be, I look up a little more.
Speaker 1:So who do you think would have won then? Rodney Kid Bu Boo versus Perfect Cell? Or you really didn't know too much?
Speaker 3:about Kid Boo, just because I know Kid Boo.
Speaker 1:Know of him.
Speaker 3:It'd be a good fight, in my opinion, bro.
Speaker 1:I feel like if Perfect Cell could just make Kid Boo tire out and make him you could blow off Kid Boo's arm, he's gonna regenerate it. But if you can just keep him at the pace of regenerating because that's what they did to regular boo, like they kept like breaking him apart and then he had to regenerate and he ended up getting burnt out from it a little bit you could see that he was like starting to tire out, whatever. So I feel like perfect sale could just keep that pressure on him, because perfect sales a dog dog. If he could keep that constant pressure and not tire out, maybe papa sends. It would be what goku say here you go, bro says what is this? You're gonna get you back on your feet goku, a fucking idiot, right he said all right, what was it?
Speaker 1:trunks or gohan, gohan, wasn't it? He told him to go fight uh sale, whatever all right now he's ready for you yo bro I hate.
Speaker 2:What the fuck am I supposed to do to this dude bro? I'm gonna tell you. But that's why I don't like goku. Sometime, bro, like as an mc. When I was little I loved him. When I got older I'm like he a fucking idiot bro. He's just a strong one. That guess I why I started liking Vegeta when I got older, bro, because I understand now Vegeta like you know the part I didn't like about Vegeta, when Beerus or whatever his name is slapped or pushed up, oh Boma yeah.
Speaker 1:Vegeta lost his shit, bro. He was fearful of Beerus or whatever, bro. The moment Beerus did that, vegeta said you hit my bitch we back back to you, yeah that's it all right what you got. So y'all say y'all watch baki. Then check out this matchup pickle versus pickle versus uh, what's his name?
Speaker 2:The un. What the fuck is his name? What is his name? How about the?
Speaker 1:bodybuilder yeah, the dude who was who's married or?
Speaker 3:Like Mike Tyson type shit.
Speaker 1:Nah, the other guy yeah.
Speaker 3:No, you talking about the dude. That kind of Resembles Mike Tyson.
Speaker 1:Well, the black dude. I get what you're saying. Yeah, the black dude.
Speaker 2:Nah, cause they had Mike Thompson in there.
Speaker 1:Unchained, the Unchained, that's his name, the Unchained.
Speaker 3:What is his name? The one that had the yeah, the Unchained. Biscuit Oliver.
Speaker 1:Biscuit. Yeah, pickle versus him, bro, what y'all thinking? But Pickle, see, pickle got them. He got them prim nails and he bite like a motherfucker.
Speaker 2:Pickle's strong too, though. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, bro. He's strong as shit, bro.
Speaker 1:But if Biscuit get you in that Pac-Man thing, bro. Yeah, the thing is, he have Baki looking like this bro. But the thing is, if Biscuit grabs him, pickle go bite him, yeah, but I know he could take a bite though, bro. Even if you take a chunk off, bro, shit man, have you seen that motherfucker's mouth of K-9?
Speaker 3:He ain't just biting that son of a bitch is oh, no, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like whole shoulder blade gone.
Speaker 1:But basically I'm sure he would take that if he knows he's going to be able to grab him and get him. Bro, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Nah, I'm about to say but see, wichita is pretty strong too, that motherfucker.
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:Because he beat most of them. Bro he beat the shit out of a whole bunch of people, bro Pickle did. Bro he beat Baki when they first fought.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know I was watching. I watched all of it and everything, but you got to think about it, bro. I mean Biscuit he, when he fought what's his name? Fucking Baki's dad, what's his name? His name, fucking baki's dad, what's his name? That was a good one, but baki's dad also recognizes unchained as a good fighter too. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Like it'd be a good fight because yeah, all right, motherfucking, tighten up, moe cut this motherfucker good, you wish who went in the matchup, motherfucking me and dj what's y'all power levels, bro?
Speaker 1:what y' DJ? What's y'all power levels, bro? What y'all got? What's y'all feats?
Speaker 3:Wind three. Strength seven. Seven Calf muscles ten.
Speaker 1:Ten, so your stance is a ten, your power is seven and wind is three, so you a glass cannon. Bro. Dj, what's your build? He said max, I got max, bro.
Speaker 2:Motherfucker ain't max. I'm about max. That bitch ain't max. Only thing you got me on is weight. Motherfucker, that's it. Motherfucker is not max.
Speaker 3:He said your motherfucker is not max Conditioning.
Speaker 1:He said my 2k carried the 100 overall.
Speaker 3:Yeah that son of a bitch got little ankles. Motherfucker is not max. You're not max, you only Somebody's got little ankles.
Speaker 2:Motherfucker is not Max. You're not Max. You only got me on Starbucks. That's the only thing that motherfucker got me.
Speaker 3:Because I'm going to tell you like this Bruh, if I bruh Dude.
Speaker 1:Move the table. We about to wrestle right here. You're not Max, about to have it on camera, because we wrestling folks what he said I ain't going to win.
Speaker 2:No, what he said, I ain't gonna win. No, this motherfucker fell on top of me and every single bit I had shot out of my black ass. But nigga Max though. Hey yo literally bro, I bet that motherfucker gonna fall.
Speaker 1:He gonna fall on top.
Speaker 2:You know how, you know how the rest of the air out of the bag fly out. That's what happened. Yeah, that motherfucker shot out of the bag, fly out. That's what happened. Yeah, that motherfucker shot up. I said, hey yo, he going to build this big motherfucker leg. Get the fuck off me, man. Yeah, I'm sorry, bro, I failed.
Speaker 3:Look, look, he was out of breath. He was on top of me breathing hard. Get the fuck off me, man, pause, pause. You said that in the wrong concept. All right, bro, all right. So we was grappling. Then I had Crocs on. No, I had socks on and then I said, oh shit. Then the motherfucker tried to grab me. I said, man, fuck it, motherfucker. We both about to go to the ground. He said ooh.
Speaker 2:Hey, that's throwing some chains falling on me. What do you want me to do? I said, ooh.
Speaker 3:This motherfucker said this is what I'm saying, you motherfucker.
Speaker 2:Get the fuck off me, brother.
Speaker 3:You can't fuck with me, man. All right, I'm going to say Ken in 2016,. I had more wind, I had some wind, but now you got about three minutes. You got about three minutes. You got about three minutes, three minutes. I'm cutting your, motherfucker. I'm going to slice you for the sugar to shit. I got a blade on me. I'm going to slice your motherfucker.
Speaker 1:That man got the inner gates, bro, three minutes.
Speaker 3:Hey, hey, you go here.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, so you over here.
Speaker 3:I'll be like the motherfuckers, the Dominicans in New York.
Speaker 2:I'm dead. The Dominicans in New York I'm dead, I'm on your ass.
Speaker 3:I'm in New York Black people hate to see their own blood. That is motherfucking. That is motherfucking.
Speaker 2:I can't with him, bro, okay.
Speaker 3:Real shit.
Speaker 1:Go get the gun.
Speaker 3:Man bro, I remember this motherfucker. Oh no, His other power level. This motherfucker got this big-ass long shotgun to hear you, hear you, you, motherfucker.
Speaker 2:I don't got that no more. I got something else for your ass.
Speaker 3:The old Musketeer, hey yo.
Speaker 2:I had that motherfucker Show. Did that motherfucker reach out there and get you? Oh, broomstick bro, hey yo you wonder, hire you.
Speaker 3:I remember that motherfucker came to the house. I said, bro, what the fuck is that? I say I say, hey boy, you ain't gonna pull that to me. Dance, nigga, you goddamn right.
Speaker 2:You ain't gonna pull that to me. Dance nigga.
Speaker 3:Hey yo that bear was so goddamn long. Dance, nigga. They gonna pull at his feet Dance nigga.
Speaker 2:Hey yo, that was one of them. Hey, that bear was so goddamn long that motherfucker. Hey yo, if I think that bitch out the door is hanging that far out of there.
Speaker 3:You ain't ever seeing me. You know, like the long-ass cigarettes, the bad Cadillac, and they got a Cadillac going for them.
Speaker 2:That's a goddamn Cadillac. That's a goddamn Escalade baby, it's a Cadillac. I'm going to tell you something, bro. I'm going to tell you something. You wouldn't have seen me Y'all. You seen those big-ass flags come out the lawn with that motherfucker Shit.
Speaker 3:Damn. That ain't no damn flag, that's a cannon.
Speaker 2:Double-eyed buck, bitch oh man Jesus Christ. I ain't got that no more. I had to upgrade.
Speaker 1:I had to upgrade, Modernize bro.
Speaker 3:Modernize. Yeah, George Buston used it.
Speaker 2:Hey, get the job done. Put a hole in your motherfucking ass Wood everything, bro.
Speaker 3:I was about to say they have wood teeth back there.
Speaker 2:Put a hole in your goddamn ass.
Speaker 1:motherfucker, they got termites in the stock bro so long as that bitch do ya.
Speaker 3:We got water bugs and termites.
Speaker 2:I'd take on the whole world with that motherfucker old bastard Like I would Do better than you.
Speaker 3:You big motherfucker. It's up his dick having them pack full of them gunpowder. I would tell you like this I would put BBs in that bitch.
Speaker 2:I would tell you, I would have a boomstick trying to pack that motherfucker. I wouldn't have missed your big ass. I could have hit you with it. You bald-headed bitch oh my bad, All right, where we at man this motherfucker going to take it, I'm still allowed to buy you some hats out of your motherfucking house. You don't have to my boy, I hope you suffer, this motherfucking one I'm going to get him. Yeah, I'll win, I'll go for that him.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'll win. I'll go for that one.
Speaker 2:You say you'll win. Yeah, yeah, three minutes. Motherfucker ain't going to win bro Three minutes.
Speaker 1:This is another condition win.
Speaker 2:All the thing you got on me is wait bro, that's it, it's below three minutes you don't have to use it. Motherfucker, you better lean on me, bro, you still ain't? I'm going to tell you like this Brother man.
Speaker 3:He don't like that fact, bro you know, right now I don't like taking him.
Speaker 2:You do a little training, you might be alright, you be in the gauntlet. But that's it, bro, right now, no, I'm the captain. Now, if I get me a bang.
Speaker 1:And a honey pack. Hey, yo Pause, hold myself up.
Speaker 3:Whose man is this?
Speaker 1:Hold myself up. Who's standing against me?
Speaker 2:Nah, he's standing against my man Ain't going to be able to grab that motherfucker. Who going to hold me? Literally I'll be slippery.
Speaker 1:I'll be standing like Ahsoka. Who going to touch me?
Speaker 3:You ain't got to worry about me here. I'm about to catch a strike. No bro.
Speaker 2:They're going to eviscerate you, man. Look, you got to do a little growing, bro you got to get up. You got to get up here and fuck with me.
Speaker 3:This motherfucker. Hey look this motherfucker think he a bully, but he forgot, motherfucker, I'm still a game dog.
Speaker 2:A game dog, don't matter what I like that. I love pork chops. Alright, alright, we gotta get back on time.
Speaker 3:My bad this motherfucker might win In the headbutt competition.
Speaker 2:Goddamn right, you think I won't do it Shit, alright. Alright, let's get back to the thing.
Speaker 3:Fuck your sizes up, man, you bitch. Alright, what y'all got. What's the?
Speaker 1:next matchup bro.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna say Tengen versus.
Speaker 1:I feel like we didn't finish the pickle one. Y'all said pickle would win. Pickle, but Biscuit strong as shit though bro, yeah bro. But Y'all said pickle would win bro. Alright, Shit though bro, yeah bro. But y'all said Pickle or William, bro.
Speaker 2:All right Y'all already said your thing. Oh really, bro. Y'all already said Pickle. Yeah, I like. But see, the thing is, I don't want to be biased by it, but I really like.
Speaker 1:Pickle bro? No, I like Pickle too.
Speaker 2:I do like the aspect that, like you said, haven't seen the manga. Musashi, what you call it, and Pickle fought him. Nevermind, wait till you see that Pickle Pickle got humbled.
Speaker 1:Oh, for real.
Speaker 2:Yeah, bruh, he got fucked up pretty bad.
Speaker 1:I ain't gonna hold you bruh, was that the that's Is that King Unishira and Pickle that's the dude that, uh, that's the samurai who killed 50 people.
Speaker 2:Okay, they brought him in there, bro, but he's probably he's like one of the strongest in the verse, him pickle because baki's dad, whatever his name is.
Speaker 1:There was that other dude that was strong as shit too. There was another dude, but I don't know if they introduced him into it yet I think he was.
Speaker 2:if you're someone who would look like, I can probably tell you. But no, musashi, bro, uh, his dad went to meet him. Bruh, musashi, bruh. His dad was even a little scared of Musashi bruh, because he'd take your finger, bruh, and what you call it. He'd go like this to you and they'd think it's a blade, bruh. They'd be like what the fuck, bruh?
Speaker 1:Musashi bruh, who else you got?
Speaker 3:bro, I got Tingen versus the Stone Hushra.
Speaker 2:Nah, bro, he the strongest one. He could be the strongest one and still get your ass whooped. You ain't whooping that motherfucker. I guarantee he ain't whooping bro. I love Tingen bro. You gonna have to get somebody Versus who Faith of Guillaume, the Stone Hushra, the strongest Hushra.
Speaker 1:Damn, I don't know, bro, because he did have that pressure. Old boy, what's his name? Tomioka said I'm gone. He said stop.
Speaker 2:Everybody said everybody stop moving. He just clapped his hands. You didn't see when he first fought. He was fighting Muzan bro.
Speaker 1:Yeah, all of them shook bro.
Speaker 2:Bro, because Muzan was like. They got me in one place. They got an old girl right here, they waiting for something else, and she was like now Mr Gilme.
Speaker 3:Gilme said woo bro, I should knock his goddamn head off, bro. So you're saying, motherfucker Tengen ain't going to put up? No, motherfucker fight.
Speaker 2:I say, put up a fight, but he ain't going to beat Gilme. He ain't going to beat Gilme. And I love Tengen bro. Now, if you would have said Tengen versus goddamn Rengoku, I'd entertain that. But him fight, goddamn Kiyome. Real bro.
Speaker 3:Bro, you didn't see what get went, but you saying it by a landslide, it is bro, I hate to say it, I don't think it's going to be a landslide.
Speaker 2:You didn't see what, bro, so you ain't read the manga at all.
Speaker 3:Yeah. I know what happened so?
Speaker 1:you telling me I do like the bombs.
Speaker 2:See, I get what you're saying you telling me Tengen could have lasted that long against Kokushibo, bro, that's what I'm saying. Kokushibo with the prom and he was having trouble. He had to go toe-to-toe against the strongest bro Tengen, I mean, Gilman was in that bitch. Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 3:They're going to eat me the fuck up.
Speaker 1:They're going to eat me the fuck up. Okay, okay, I'll take it back. No, no, no, no, I can see where you're coming from.
Speaker 2:Why you put him against the strongest bro. That's why I'm saying a lot of people try to sleep on him.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
Speaker 1:You know, because you guys keep in mind, that he had to protect his wives. He had to, well, he wanted to protect them or worried about them.
Speaker 3:So that's on his mind. And he had three other fucking students too. Then he had them, and then the sister, and and he was poisoned. Yeah, and he was poisoned. Exactly that's what I'm saying. Tegan is that motherfucker dude? He is.
Speaker 1:He is, bro, I'll give him that and that man would fight with one hand.
Speaker 2:Bro that motherfucker. He stopped his heart. They thought he was dead.
Speaker 1:He stopped his heart, restarted it, and that still wasn't his full potential because he didn't get his manifest it.
Speaker 2:But in my opinion, like somebody made a good like like a good um observation, they said because he thought he wasn't gonna lose, yeah, so that's what tingan like, but bro you guys. Bro, that's a crazy ass feat for you to be fighting this motherfucker with one.
Speaker 1:I could see where you're coming from because of that, but I don't know, bro, he did. Giomi had to go toe-toe with Coco Chibou, and that's a dog. Bro, that's a dog among dogs, but like you said they did kind of put him on a nerve because that was essentially a 2v1 and then a hell of a lot of handicaps on Tengen. You get what I'm saying? Yeah, I know bro.
Speaker 3:And he don't have his Demon Slayer mark because he don't think he's going to die in his matches. He's never been pushed to that point. You get what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:You know something else.
Speaker 3:If you take away all that pride that he got and he thinks he's going to die and he actually grows from where he's at now, I think he could have essentially been the strongest Husserl.
Speaker 1:I could see where you're coming from. I can see where you're coming from. I could see where you're coming from. I can see where you're coming from, but if I'm not mistaken, didn't they say that they all looked?
Speaker 2:up to Guillaume as the strongest on the show.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly, but I do get where you're coming from with their feats and all that they do and the fact that he has them little explosive things. He cold with them, bro, he can throw them things good.
Speaker 3:His IQ is insane bro. His IQ is insane, Insane bro. His IQ is insane bro. It's just like Zetsu If Zetsu and his grip strength bro. If he do more than what he do now.
Speaker 2:Zetsu pretty bad bro, you get what I'm saying, man Zetsu.
Speaker 3:Zetsu and Tengen is Is like Kind of like my favorite characters In Demon Slayer. But if he Go but um but see Tengen.
Speaker 2:You know actually my favorite characters in Demon Slayer, but if he go, but um. But see Tenga. You know actually they said he's the second strongest.
Speaker 1:He's right under Gyome as in physical strength yeah, cause I mean he did have that Shinobi training yeah, and the fact that all the I mean the Shinobi, had died off or whatever, minus his brother. Was it his brother? Was it His brother? I think he did kill his brother.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what his dad does to make the stronger they pit the witch callers against him. The siblings, oh okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1:I could see that bro, yeah bro. But his grip strength was insane. When he old boy was like how does blade get longer? Motherfucker was holding it from the tip. Yeah bro, slaking that bitch. I said damn, it was bro.
Speaker 3:Then the motherfucker do like this and caught it with his mouth.
Speaker 1:And then he put that motherfucker.
Speaker 3:I said that motherfucker is crazy, and you know, I seen where they actually like put like how much them fucking blades weigh, fingers is all bro. Them motherfuckers is fucking heavy man Bro. How much do they weigh is?
Speaker 1:fucking heavy man. How much do they weigh? I don't know, it's heavy. How much do they weigh?
Speaker 2:Gruddy. I don't know, but same with Guillermo's ball.
Speaker 3:His ball and chain bro.
Speaker 2:They say that shit is heavy as hell, bro.
Speaker 3:To be honest, I think the motherfucking that shit, that damn Guillermo he has, that shit is not fucking distributed, fucking right, so he's got to be extra, fucking super, super, got that.
Speaker 2:That's what I was saying, man.
Speaker 3:It's like fucking weight just.
Speaker 2:You didn't see that shit when he moves on, tried to attack him and he slid and stopped it and jerked that shit back. He said dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. Hey yo, I was like God damn bro. I said and bro, and the thing is, you wanna know something? He blind, he's blind.
Speaker 3:The motherfucker he Ray Charles.
Speaker 1:What they say. When you go blind, your other senses get better. Yeah, and then.
Speaker 2:He can see into the what you call it World too. It's Y'all don't know Really about it yet, but he can basically See the muscle fibers it's like the unseen world, your bone structure and everything. Yeah, miyako, gone Almost, but he can see all of it, plus his feet. This man didn't even know who he was bro. He was a pacifist bro. He was just at a temple.
Speaker 3:And with an orphanage.
Speaker 2:Yeah, orphanage, and he was taking care of the kids. Bro, he told all the kids because he was blind. All the kids didn't have faith in him. The ones who ran died, but one little girl stayed behind him. This man beat the demon from sun down to sun up with his bare fucking hands. Bro, no training. He beat him with his bare hands all night.
Speaker 3:And you know what?
Speaker 2:Until the sun came up.
Speaker 3:Fuck that little kid, because the little kid said what Until the sun came up? Fuck that little kid, because the little kid said what?
Speaker 2:They was so scared. The little kid was so scared. You know what I'm saying. Fuck that I know right. You know another one that I did like was Because they shamed that man, yo, what's his name?
Speaker 1:The dude who had his brother and his brother got mad at him that the mama got killed or the dad got killed. Sodomy yeah, the dude the water was a mist, mist Hashira.
Speaker 2:Yeah yeah, he had a twin brother, yeah.
Speaker 1:And then when he, like his brother, got killed or whatever, his arm got cut off or some shit, when that one demon came like into their shed in the summer at night, yeah, he killed.
Speaker 2:Yeah, his little brother was trying to protect him and then he woke up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but he like blacked out bro and then like the next scene, there was that rock over the demon's head.
Speaker 2:Man killed that. Man killed the shit out of me. All you seen was goddamn blood all over the shack and shit blacked out. That shit was cold right there, bro, that's pretty cool but yeah, he is a prodigy, you know, he's like he's coco shibos. Um, I forgot his real fucking name. That ain't his real name, that's just his demon name.
Speaker 1:That's his uh descendants oh is it yeah, damn that's what, and uh well, he's part of the fire, the first breathing sun, breathing whatever, wasn't he?
Speaker 2:not they thought that, but he because how?
Speaker 1:good he was. He can't use it though, can he?
Speaker 2:no, because he's not he's uh, he's kokushibo's descendant. He's not, which calls descendant uh yurichis. So that's what they. They knew he was a prodigy. They think he was from Bethesda. Nobody knows about his brother. They only knew about the first sun breather, which is moon breathing, because it wasn't taught, because he turned into a demon. Essentially he left one son behind, I think, and that's where the lineage went down, because the other, uriqi, didn't have no kids, so went down, because the other, yuichi, didn't have no kids. So that's what they thought and stuff like that.
Speaker 2:But he's still a really strong guy. But Kokushibo smelted on him. He was like you, one of my descendants, huh, he said I figured a name wouldn't last. He was like all right, he said I'm about to make you a demon. Then he pinned him to the witch call like it wasn't nothing. He was like just stay right there. And then Guillaume came in there and they started fighting. I'm gonna be real with y'all whenever they animate that we should be for an awful long to do episode reviews. We're gonna have to watch that one together, bro. That's gonna break the internet, like I know it's gonna break that.
Speaker 1:here we go. Gear 5, luffy breaking the air, yeah.
Speaker 2:Nah, bro, that's going to break that. Kokushibo versus Sanami Stone.
Speaker 1:Hashira. I already know how it ends. Yeah, me too, bro.
Speaker 2:The Stone, Hashira, Sanami, the other two the Miz Hashira and what you call it. It took that many and it really they jumped that son of a bitch.
Speaker 3:And really if you, how are they, that son of a bitch? And really if you, how you gonna do Michael. Jackson like that that one, Michael Jackson is Kokushibo. I mean Kokushibo.
Speaker 2:But if you really look into it, they really didn't kill him. He killed himself Just because he keeps his like samurai I guess what you call it to him and basically, like, when the goddamn he was, he was uh, he seen, he was like because they beheaded him and he was growing his shit back and he did grow shit better actually, but when he seen like his image, he looked like a monster. He's like fuck this. And then he just basically, because all the demons, if you really go, they got like traumatic past bro, they all got traumatic past bro. That's how really old boy got him. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:And when they were, he was in human form. I think when he first fought, he was fighting Muzan, bro, they was fighting and Muzan was like bro, he was like you gon' die cause he manifested the mark. He was so scared of, like when he manifested the mark, you don't post a baby who lived past 25, bro. And he and that's how he got him bro, he was like look, whether you win or not, you're going to die either way, bro. He was like but I can make you a demon and you can live forever. And he said you can surpass your brother. And he thought about it, became a goddamn demon. And then when you reach, you see it. That shit kind of I don't know. It's going to get heartfelt when you reach it.
Speaker 2:After all that time, bro, because he left his clan so his brother would come head up because they figured out he was a good swordsman. They was going to take his brother and push him aside. That's why he left and he made him a flute and everything too. When you reach, he seen him. He broke down and started crying, bro, because he seen his brother was a demon man. But after that little crying though, he put that fear in that man. Yeah, sure did, he said sooner.
Speaker 1:And that fear goes into every demon.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're like wait a minute.
Speaker 1:Why am I having these memories or why do I feel this sensation as soon as they see them earrings, every demon trip and them motherfuckers?
Speaker 2:trembling. And a fun fact, bruh. What's crazy is because you know, muzon thought he was king, shit. And then it was that woman was with him and it was muzon and he was about to. He thought he was gonna end up. Blink, you reach about, killed him bro and the like could reach about. I think he was holding his fucking head on bro. He was about to die.
Speaker 2:Yurichi's next, his next draw. He was going to kill him Like next swing. And Yurichi was like why he was talking shit to him or something. And he said, muzan, you could see his teeth was chattering, bro, he was so mad. But Muzan calls Yurichi the monster bro. That's how much fear he put in him, bro. Muzan is that scared of Yorichi, bro. And the thing is, when he sent Kokushibo to fight him, muzan was nowhere to be found, bro. He was far away. Yeah, bro, go. And he still, by the only reason he didn't die and I think he was Yorichi was like 80-some years old then.
Speaker 2:Oh, then the first strike about killed Kokushibo. He was like oh shit, I'm going to die. He was like, and he was like where the other strike at. And then Uriichi died on his feet On his feet, goddamn. And he was just like this. That's an ass man On his fucking feet. He knew he was going to die. That's a fucking warrior man. Then his goddamn brother and he cut him in half. He was already dead man cut him in half and then the shit flew open and he still had the flute. He made him. Goddamn coca shibo started breaking down crying right then and there, bro, and even until when he died, bro, he still had flute. So he always cared about his brother. But that's what I'm saying, bro, that shit really be sad, bro. Bro, these motherfuckers, goddamn that bitch ass.
Speaker 1:People will stay talking shit about Demon Slayer, talking about his overrating shit. It's not, bro. It's a good anime, bro. It's good. Y'all just smoking dick.
Speaker 2:Smoking dick and the crazy shit about it, bro. It really be like, because when he was with Tengen he was fighting a brother and sister. He really looked at it. They could have became just like them, bro, and that's why I didn't like it at first. I was like Tonji, what the fuck are you doing, bro? They demons, they doing all this. But if you really look deep down inside, that could have been any of us. You know what I'm saying. That's what's crazy about it, bro. It really just moves on, just got on. They fear Well, not they fear. He just got them in a weak spot. And then I'ma tell you which one Is gonna fuck y'all up. It's gonna be the Akaza. That one's gonna fuck everybody up, bro.
Speaker 1:Oh, bruh, I seen when Akaza and Tanjiro made eye contact. They say Bruh. They saw each other.
Speaker 2:They said oh yeah bro, you can feel that tension, bro. And then the crazy part about it, bro, because you know Aki's cool about it. He's a demon, but he refuses to eat children and women. He refuses to eat.
Speaker 1:I'm glad that they're going to make it into three movies, bro.
Speaker 2:Bro, I'm glad bro Because that production is about to be even crazier About to be in that motherfucking theater.
Speaker 1:They're doing it good, just like they did Attack on Titan. I'm glad they doing it like this.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think I might have to go to the movies to see that man Bro.
Speaker 2:I just looked. We're about two hours in on this, motherfucker bro.
Speaker 1:I know we went off. We'll do one more. I'll let y'all pick.
Speaker 3:I can't do. Just one. Just one bro. Y'all can all come up to let's freestyle, let's freestyle.
Speaker 1:Just one though, bro.
Speaker 2:Nah, I'm about to say what verse he said. Just one, though.
Speaker 1:What verse yeah what verse. I like Fairytale, fairytale's pretty cool.
Speaker 2:Fairytale's nice. I fuck with Fairytale.
Speaker 1:I like that one.
Speaker 2:Have y'all watched all of Fairytale?
Speaker 1:The first one. Nah, I ain't watch all of it.
Speaker 2:You watch all of it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I watch all of it For real.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the first one. My favorite character Is Analogia. Bro, get the fuck out.
Speaker 1:The dragon king himself, everyone that motherfucker Was so strong bro, you didn't like the deaf dude, the one, the reaper dude, the one where, like, whenever he went To go get a contract, everybody went to sleep Because of like His presence or thing, or like just Because of his I don't know if that was Part of his ability or some shit because, uh, what's her name? She was there and they're like, oh no, he's coming.
Speaker 2:And then everybody just literally oh yeah, but see, I like analogia, bro, analogia, he wouldn't even a dragon slayer, for see, I thought he was. It's crazy, because until you, you know analogia, remember that black dragon, that big black dragon that about killed gildards, bro, I'm not that too far into it I got to the part where um not to was fighting the other dragon dude.
Speaker 1:I think he was like yeah he has like black on. I think, yeah, he's the, he's the steel dragon, yeah, someone they were fighting.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, no this analog you, bro, analog you. Basically he was. Uh, it was like kind of way back in the time he was like a doctor and the dragons came and killed the village and analog. But see, everybody the time he was like a doctor and the dragons came and killed the village and analog. But see, everybody was working. He was working with the dragons and everybody and, like you, got so mad he became a dragon slayer bro, and this motherfucker's dragon slaying ability, bro, he can consume all magic bro. He even had zero, the, the, the one who's basically like a god.
Speaker 2:It scared him, like Zeroth was basically trying to find a way to kill Analogia the whole time Because he really couldn't die. But like he was, like I don't want to be tormented by Analogia for the rest of my life. Analogia could turn into a black dragon, bro, but he was so goddamn strong bro, all the dragons, like they, took their kids and basically shot them in the future a thousand years so they can get away from them. And the other dragons went into hiding bro. He killed every single dragon bro, but basically you couldn't kill him because he just eats magic. You couldn't kill him. And the way he died in there I hated it. Because he basically died by the power of friendship, and that's stupid as fuck because they couldn't kill him. But yeah, but anyway, because he basically died by the power of friendship and that's stupid as fuck Because they couldn't kill him, but yeah.
Speaker 2:But, anyway, I guess we moved too. We don't got no more matchups, but we can do another episode on more matchups Because there's more anime coming out. Yeah, that's right, and we probably didn't get over some, but ah, ah.
Speaker 1:We appreciate y'all listening to this episode bit but we hope y'all like about us.
Speaker 2:We hope y'all enjoyed it.
Speaker 1:Let us know what y'all think in the comments about these matchups, matchups, please, um. Thanks again for all the support that y'all give us thank you, tiktok views the instagram follows everything the spotify or wherever you listen to the podcast from. Appreciate all the listens that y'all give us. Forever humble. Um, we're gonna drop Two episodes this week, yeah.
Speaker 2:Cause we have to take a little A double feature Break from Last week, or whatever. I ate it. I was on vacation, I was tired as a motherfucker, but I still came in this bitch now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you would've came in, bro, but I, I ain't want you being uh, yeah, man.
Speaker 3:I don't know, but I just wanted you to get some rest bro. This is coming out of his check.
Speaker 2:Coming out of your check Okay.
Speaker 1:Well, all right, Anyway, All right guys. We appreciate y'all. We'll catch you on the next one.
Speaker 2:Peace.
Speaker 1:Ha, ha ha.
