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EP 14- Battle of Beasts: From Gaming Antics to Wild Animal Showdowns at Kosmic Cove
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Ever wondered who would come out on top in an ultimate showdown between a Tasmanian Devil and a Honey Badger? We sure did! Join us as we pit these ferocious animals against each other, dissecting their strengths, tactics, and wild behaviors. But that's not all – we also recount our hilarious misadventures in the gaming world, from organizing a Destiny raid that amusingly turned into an Apex Legends session, to our passionate debates over multiplayer games versus single-player experiences. Whether you're a die-hard gamer or just love a good laugh, this episode is packed with memorable moments.
If you're an anime enthusiast, you're in for a treat. We catch up on our recent binge-watching exploits, from revisiting Overlord for the umpteenth time to diving into new series like Viral Hit. Our crew's love for anime shines through as we share our thoughts on characters, plot twists, and the sheer joy of escaping into these animated worlds. Plus, hear our side-splitting stories about adjusting to new work shifts and coping with exhaustion – it's all part of the fun!
And for our animal lovers, brace yourselves for some intense discussions about wild encounters and the fascinating world of big cats. We delve into the predatory tactics of crocodiles, the intelligence of elephants, and the raw power of grizzly bears. From the territorial dominance of hippos to the awe-inspiring strength of tigers and leopards, we cover it all. You'll be captivated by stories of jaguars in the Amazon and the chilling reality of man-eating big cats. This episode is a wild ride through the animal kingdom, sprinkled with humor, personal anecdotes, and thought-provoking debates.
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Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it.
Speaker 3:I see death. Yo, yo yo. What it do, fellas. Welcome to Cosmic Code, the Code. Give me a round of applause. Yes, sir, yo yo what it do fellas. Welcome to Cosmic Cole. The Cole, give me a round of applause. Yes sir, yes sir. This is episode 14, 13?, 63. We're not at what. Was it 125? We're not there yet, but we're slowly creeping up there. But, you already know who it is it's your host, reverence here with the Pharaoh Stereo.
Speaker 2:Gritty Kent Repraise. There you go, gritty Kent. I've been calling myself that shit at work.
Speaker 1:I've been calling myself that shit at work.
Speaker 3:I wasn't gonna say so. Today's episode Is gonna be about Animals.
Speaker 1:All types of animals.
Speaker 2:All types, all types of animals, y'all All types of animals, All right.
Speaker 3:So who's going to start off today with the? Oh wait, Bruh, we haven't kept y'all up to date with how we are or how we've been doing to show you that we're human beings. How was y'all week, bruh? How was y'all week bruh? It's been forever since we've had each other late. How our week's been, so how y'all week been.
Speaker 1:I'm fucking tired. I ain't gonna hold.
Speaker 2:Shit, I'm actually chilling man. I'm actually getting used to.
Speaker 3:Morning hours.
Speaker 2:Yeah, man, I'm about to go back to second. Yeah, I'll start second tomorrow actually. Well, yeah, tomorrow. What's tomorrow Monday? Yeah, tomorrow, what's tomorrow, monday? Yeah, yeah, yeah, monday. So I'm actually going back to my normal shift. Other than that shit, I've just been taking it day by day, trying to scheme a little bit but hey, that's right, just a squirrel looking for a nut On God Damn man. Meanwhile back at the ranch.
Speaker 3:No but nothing, shit.
Speaker 2:I've just been chilling man Me and my pups Watch anime.
Speaker 3:Yes, sir, what have you been watching?
Speaker 2:I've been watching. I watched Overlord over again. This is gonna be the fifth time I watched that shit.
Speaker 3:Beginning to end.
Speaker 2:Yeah, damn, it's good I put them on and it gets better and better, man but the movie's coming out soon.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the movie's supposed to be Coming out soon.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the movie's supposed to be coming out soon. Oh yeah, there's a movie, because I seen on Crunchyroll that it was like Overlord 2 and Overlord 1, but it was like a summary to the seasons that was out.
Speaker 3:Oh, was it the OVA? Something like that?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, so I was kind of like pissed about that, but I've been watching that and VTuber that shit. Funny as hell, VTuber. Yeah, it's basically like this damn this girl, she get drunk as hell on them she thought she was recording what she thought she killed a stream. Then she didn't. Then she just throwing back fucking beers and just speaking her damn mind talking shit. And that shit was funny as hell.
Speaker 3:Oh, she became famous from that. Yeah Damn, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2:And what's the other shit called Viral Hit? I've been watching a lot of Viral Hit. That shit funny. Lil' G. Hey Cug, you're scrapping my dog Bro.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you, he thought old boy thought he was going to.
Speaker 2:Oh, you've been looking at it too.
Speaker 1:I just seen the first little bit of it, but he went in that classroom. That's why you don't fuck with everybody, I'm telling y'all, he thought he was going to be the shit, pow, pow, pow, pow.
Speaker 2:God damn, I mean, I fuck with it.
Speaker 3:I haven't seen that one. Is that a new one?
Speaker 2:Yeah, it came out this year.
Speaker 1:It's funny as hell bro.
Speaker 2:Oh no, you go. What's it called Unwanted Undead? I finally watched it.
Speaker 3:I haven't seen that one.
Speaker 2:I seen Unlucky. Undead, unlucky Undead I fucked that hard this dude he went from. He died in a dungeon, then he came back as a skeleton and then he kept his own, oh, the one I was telling you about the ghoul, the guy you know.
Speaker 1:I referenced that shit when we were talking about that shit.
Speaker 2:And you know the craziest thing about what I was watching. I was like, oh, this motherfucker think he's smart.
Speaker 1:He watched the damn anime and then but no, it makes sense, though it made a lot of fucking sense man.
Speaker 2:I said, oh this smart, dumb motherfucker. I said he watched this shit and then came back and told us, like he did research, he just watched anime.
Speaker 1:That's research, Ain't that research? Yeah, it was nice when you watch an animal documentary research, yeah true, but ain't it good though it was, good it was really good.
Speaker 2:What's his name? Rent, rent, mad Bride, don't ask me the fucking names. Man Rent, rent, yeah, rent.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Rent, His name was Rent, but that shit suck how he but he turned to a cold motherfucker though man.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he was a monster, and I'm going to say this other one.
Speaker 3:Damn, you've been watching a lot bro.
Speaker 2:Man, that's all the fuck I've been doing. I ain't even been playing the game, bro. When I go out for work I fuck with the dogs and shit like that. Make sure they got their needs and play with the puppy, give her some damn enrichment time and get her really used to the big fucking dog, because that bitch she bipolar sometimes. But other than that shit, I just watch anime so I can go to sleep, because I'm taking Working fresh. If I got to make myself go to sleep, if not, I stay up till the next damn day. But what's that other fucking anime? You told me about it, bro. Just not wanting in another world. This fucking dude keep trying to commit suicide.
Speaker 1:Oh, bro, Did you watch it bro?
Speaker 2:Yeah, ain't it funny.
Speaker 1:Yo, that motherfucker coming out of work. He had a whole script of pills, bro. He kept on eating. She was like what are you doing?
Speaker 2:He trying to kill his damn son man.
Speaker 3:Oh damn.
Speaker 2:Like him and his damn girlfriend. I think it was his student low key.
Speaker 1:Student, me too.
Speaker 2:They tried to get hit by a fucking bus but he got transported into another.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the bus was the transportation for the Isaka. I'm like yo, but as soon as he came in I don't want to be here and then yo and then he was like then the tree was killing him, and then he had the poison resistance and then it fired. That's something that's so fucking dope.
Speaker 2:Well, I ain't going to say dope. Nah, it was dope, it was poison, bro, he was trying to kill himself so damn much, and then the tree tried to eat him. I think he tried to eat him and then the fucking tree ended up dying. The tree monster ended up dying because of something had so much drugs in his system.
Speaker 1:It's wild, bro. He's not a bad guy, he just don't want to be here. You know what I'm saying. But he bro, he cold for that. She was like ain't y'all out of the world, ain't you going to help us? No, we're going to die, just like this. He said what the? Yeah. Well, basically she was like what the fuck, bro? And then they would panic it, and then it motherfucking sucked all the poison out of him and then it died bruh, cause he was on the and the woman had the. It was like a priestess and she had a damn she was a fucking elf too, yeah.
Speaker 1:And then I said, motherfucker, you don't wanna live because of her and then he was eating all the pills and she, basically she a priestess that she can cleanse all the status effects. So basically she cleanses it, keeps cleansing it from him, but he eating them bitches all the time bro.
Speaker 2:I think when she saved his life the first time, this motherfucker said why'd you do that, bitch? And then this motherfucker was laying there and this motherfucker pulled out the pills. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:He keeps eating them bro.
Speaker 2:I remember they came back from an adventure and it was in this town and she was over there talking to the other priest. It was another priest, she was over there having tea with her and shit, and this mother said bitch.
Speaker 2:I ain't got no, goddamn money, Went over there, asked for some money and then she was like, yeah, here, she spoiled him because she in love with the motherfucking low key. And somebody said she's like he ain't gonna do nothing but go buy pills with him because he's trying to die. There's something. He went over there and said he got the pills and there's something he said. I said this, motherfucker.
Speaker 1:It's weird, bro. It's weird. Then the other one. They was at that kingdom and he was she wanted to die with. Did she figure out they were standing in front of that?
Speaker 2:goddamn mandatory.
Speaker 1:She said, oh no, I don't want to die. He was still. He pushed out the way.
Speaker 2:He said bitch, you ain't built for this, but you know, have you watched it all yet?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think I got like one more episode. So you know like when he getting ready to like kiss Rock is up to like fucking 300, bro, oh shit.
Speaker 2:So that's why he can't.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so he can't kind of die, but it's crazy, bro, my bad.
Speaker 3:What you been watching. You never challenged, bro. I haven't been watching anything Really bro. Yeah bro, I'm listening to y'all bro. Holy shit, no man.
Speaker 1:Because I feel like you got to understand man I got. Oh bro, I want to get into so where are you?
Speaker 2:uh, but it's too quick for me, man, it is quick. I want to say, bro, uh, when?
Speaker 1:you like? Uh want to do that raid bro do you want to do the last?
Speaker 3:do it last night. But then you said all right, guys, I'm hopping on apex no, I didn't know y'all.
Speaker 1:I didn't know y'all were serious about that here we tell you like uh, dj.
Speaker 3:I mean, we're like uh, uh, pharaoh, we're like uh, get a tray on. And he was like we're, we're like Pharoah, we're like, get Trey on. And he was like we're waiting on him or some shit, because we thought he was going to get on. No.
Speaker 1:I thought y'all was kind of playing about. I swear that's what Ricky was on too, bro.
Speaker 3:We were about to run that raid, ricky said all right, check this out, check this out, check this out.
Speaker 2:So we're just like, yeah, I guess we ain't running the race today, bro, I guarantee you, when you get to the crib you're going to forget. You're going to forget everything, man.
Speaker 1:No, my bad, no for real my bad bro, I feel like I let the fam down.
Speaker 2:I let them down, but no bro.
Speaker 1:You owe some chicken wings. I'm dead, bro Bro. He a con artist, what?
Speaker 2:Look everybody. But uh, look, look everybody talking about destiny. You owe some chicken wings. That's all you get. I know that's right. What do you call that?
Speaker 1:that the gook, but uh, no, for real. My bad bro. I didn't even know y'all was like serious, but I thought y'all was just really playing like, because I just everybody bro, but um, no, we were saying a bunch of bullshit, bro, so I understand how you could get on that mixed up, so uh no, I watched a video tonight for the last wish oh, I already had.
Speaker 3:I was gonna be the god because remember, diego said, um, yeah, diego say we're gonna run it, and he said, uh, willie's gonna show us the way, or something like that.
Speaker 1:I was like, yeah, I'll be the god because I know how to do it all right, but the way he did say that and he was like, no, no, no, because you was like it'd be hard on one person, I said, no, I'll be that person.
Speaker 3:It'd be hard if we all, because we're only gonna have five people. We're like we only got five people, we're waiting on trey or captain failure and we're like, but we can do it. I was like, but it's just gonna be harder on one person to take up a role of the extra person. You're like, yeah, I, yeah, I'll do it, don't worry.
Speaker 1:That's like good, because I actually had another person on bro For real. We could David. His name, david, he could have, but he's a. Really I could have got him. I didn't even think about it. That's why I was like yeah, I'm glad you're doing it because I ain't got the brain capacity have you watched it?
Speaker 3:that's the easiest one, bro. That's what I'm saying, bro. It's like this is the easiest one. We're gonna do this one to uh, get our feet wet. It's the last wish, right no, the vault glass, bro the vault oh, I already caught.
Speaker 1:I caught another vote yeah ray de crota vault of glass and uh, king's fall. I done all of them, okay, yeah, yeah, all right, bet, bro, you don't want to do.
Speaker 3:I feel like, uh, vault of glass is just to get the synergies right, but see who wears good with who and okay, well, who's good?
Speaker 1:okay, I know, ray the crow, though that one's pretty easy too. But it's so fun though, like because. So what you do is like I've ripped, bro, because I ran me and um isaac, me and him used to run it solo back in day. That's how high we used to grind it, bro, bro. So what happens is so you and know you go to the moon, bro. It's this big ass dark hole in the bro I'm talking about. You can't even see the bottom of it. So dark, bro.
Speaker 1:So what you do is it says we got to go down in there and you jump, bro, you fall for like a good three or five minutes and it's just dark and you see this one little speck of light, bro, and you smack it, boom. And as soon as you smack it, it's like this bone feel a number like um, just these skulls. Amount of the skulls are just, um, fuck, I guess like hive and all these fucking throw I'm talking about. It's all like, like it'd be like 50 thralls, bro, and they keep spawning and you know the darkness encroaches you. So you got to keep, hurry up and get this. You got to run this trail. This gauntlet expects a light, bro, and you got to get the light, because if you don't get the light, you slow down and all the thrall jump on you bro, and it's fucking insane bro. But no, I'm not bad on that man.
Speaker 1:Damn.
Speaker 3:I feel bad. No, bro, you good bro. Damn I let the hom. I'm supposed to be the guild leader. No, our guild leader Failed us. Yeah, our guild leader left us bro, left us, stranded bro. He said I ain't got time to do any more.
Speaker 2:All right now. Next weekend, I got y'all bro.
Speaker 1:If everything aligns, bro, I got y'all no cap. We going to be in that bitch 10 toes deep, all right.
Speaker 2:I got a question, you know, when we talked about we was going to buy Dragon Dog and buy it, and buy it, bro, I bought the summer bitch and didn't play, I think. I played it for one day and I said man, I'm not playing this shit.
Speaker 1:I played it two days, bro, and left that shit alone.
Speaker 2:Ain't a bad bro. It would be better if it was online play.
Speaker 1:I like single players. It's just I got to take time Shit like that man. I need to be like multiplayer game. No, because I'm so caught up in multiplayer games. Now, bro, you gotta understand. Bro, you got a stockpile coming out. Bro, have I been sending you all a monster hunter?
Speaker 3:uh, I don't think so I.
Speaker 1:I didn't send you like the warhorn you said something about that 40k oh, 40k, but you got. You got monster that's coming out. But that 40k game, 40k got a game coming up.
Speaker 2:They got plenty of games bro, this that's coming out in 2012.
Speaker 1:But that 40K game, 40k got a game coming up.
Speaker 3:They got plenty of games, bro.
Speaker 1:This new one coming out, fellas, look, whenever y'all hear this, where y'all at, bro, you got to see that shit.
Speaker 2:Come on Space Marines.
Speaker 1:Two Coming out of Space Marines 2, bro.
Speaker 2:Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1:Okay, it's going to be three-player co-op multiplayer.
Speaker 2:Y'all don't fuck with Mastodon, no more, do you? Nah, bro I can't do it.
Speaker 3:Well, I did one time, but that's about it.
Speaker 1:That's getting me in a headache.
Speaker 3:I ain't got no big brain, bro. I don't know the strats, I don't know the cards.
Speaker 1:It's too much stuff, bro. If you can play Magic, you can play.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you can play Mastodon man. Jose is the same.
Speaker 2:It is. It's really quicker, it's quicker.
Speaker 3:You can end the game in one turn, but you can't do that on Magic you can, you can, you can, no.
Speaker 2:No, I'm saying Magic. You can probably do that If you're playing Standard yeah.
Speaker 1:If you're playing Standard, let's see, because in Standard you can have three of the same card Commander. You got 100 cardsass commander deck. You can and like, but no, ain't nobody gonna play with you.
Speaker 2:Ain't no fun, special damage and shit like that you only get yeah we call that the pharaoh hysteria deck.
Speaker 1:No it's not like that, fellas.
Speaker 2:It's a bullshit it's decent, but you can but alright, dickhead man. No, that poison shit is kind of.
Speaker 1:It is kind of oh my God Proliferate.
Speaker 3:You're dead. I looked at Reddit. Everybody said they're not hard cards to go against, but they did say that's something you'd have to talk to your table group about before you use those cards, because-.
Speaker 2:There's some bitches, don't talk to us Because they're like they just put yeah, boom.
Speaker 3:Kill us all. He kill us all. He said I hate this. Motherfucker. Got honest, bro, only one with it. Like two times other times now I didn't got my ass. See, that's the thing people were saying. It's not that hard because you have to. It's a high cost deck. They're like so you got until that high cost reaches it, like you reach your man account. They're like that's it, pretty much it, that's your timer, until you, before you get to your like commander or whatever, take him out.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because once he gets that commander. That's all on you, bro, but you know the crazy thing about it Y'all should attack them before.
Speaker 2:If you sit right there and like try to plan to kill him before the commander come out, you don't think about the little motherfuckers that's in the deck. So you, by the time the commander come out, you already got like five or six poison counters. So I do?
Speaker 1:I ain't gonna hold you. I do got some two or three calls.
Speaker 1:It's over for you, so let's jump this motherfucker but I lost a couple times that man believe it or not. And the hardest thing with a deck like that, if you got a lot of bodies, because, because, in order for them to really hit you and get that one, because once you get that one infectious counter on you, bro, and now that deck ain't even upgraded, I ain't got a lot of proliferate. So if they get one on you and you start proliferating, that's all they need but that one. That's why I purposely have not touched a deck.
Speaker 2:And they got like two drop monsters on that motherfucker and if he go ahead and put that son of a bitch on the field, and you ain't got nothing hell, shit, it ain't nothing to get two hits off that son of a bitch.
Speaker 1:You already got two poison counters, yeah, but he a zombie deck or a deck with a lot of counters like not counters, tokens. They got a lot of bodies. You can't get through it. You can't get that one lick. That's what I want to. That's what he beat me with. He beat me with that zombie deck and I had that deck. But, who been doing their research? Who been doing? I noticed that, bro. Who been really? Who been really spying on me over there, bro?
Speaker 1:though, Nah he missed that one lick when we was at that table with him and J-Rock because, boy, I was on a motherfucking mission, motherfucker gonna team up on me.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you, man, one thing about bro yo, if he leave, all that fucking. I said that shit too. In the beginning of the match I said yo, one thing you gotta watch about this son of a bitch. If he throws something down on the field and he got a shit Shit-turning manna open, oh yeah, that's something that's about to hit the counter. And as soon as you you like, oh shit, hell yeah, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I looked at DJ, I mean. I looked at Pharrell. I said I said yeah. And then Jordan, he ain't even look at me, he was just looking at his cards, like he always do, nonchalant. I said I knew that shit was about to happen. I played with this little bitch A little longer to know how that motherfucker knew.
Speaker 1:I'm going to tell you too, bro. I can't wait to get more games with you, bro, because he got a knack for it, like when he was 10 or 15.
Speaker 2:He got a knack for it, bro, like we ain't boosting your head up, bro.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying. He kind of got a knack for it, bro, and the thing is what I like about him, bro.
Speaker 1:He, he gonna send that shit. He gonna send it. That's what I like, bro. Some people be so scared of magic. They be no man, I ain't gonna do anything. They build up so much and do nothing just to lose the game. Man, if you got them bullets in the chamber, let them bitch fire off. You know what I'm saying? You let that bitch go. You gotta know when to hold them, when to fold them and walk away, but shit.
Speaker 2:This motherfucker saying lyrics yo hey.
Speaker 1:I'm spitting that shit, but nah, he got a knack for it. I can't wait to really get us playing again, bro, because that was fun bro.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it really was. We'll see when the next one is bro, yeah, bro.
Speaker 2:I got to have me another deck, man, because you brought some fucking heat and this motherfucker right here. I got to have something for them because they're fucking annihilating. Man, that shit hurt my feelings. Hey, because you didn't know. I think that following weekend or the weekend after that I went down there, I was going to my mom's crib. Oh, is that for real and he was like shit, bring your deck, man.
Speaker 2:So we got there and then they had the same motherfucking deck. I said God damn. I said you know what? Fuck this shit, I ain't pussy, I'm going to go ahead and do it. Nihilation, nihilation. I said I'm going to steal that fucking car, stole it, stole it back and steal it with my ass, I said man. I said that's some bullshit.
Speaker 1:I'm going to hold him After that. Remember I told you you missed that. You missed that, my Revenge or what you call it. He said damn, bro, I'm glad I went in. That bro I was going to fuck. That was only my second time playing that motherfucker.
Speaker 2:That shit was rough man.
Speaker 1:And bro Ken. As soon as he left the table, all I heard was I ain't playing this shit again, let's go get another deck. I was on Snapchat. Yeah, you're riding around with that heat.
Speaker 2:They come back to the motherfucking house with that bullshit. I said that's what it is.
Speaker 3:That's what it is right there.
Speaker 2:That's what it is right there. I said, yeah, I'm going to put you up. I got to clean the chamber out a little bit. I'm going to get some back up.
Speaker 1:It ain't bad, you just need to do a little tweaking and that shit go crazy week and that shit go crazy. But only that shit is not built for that. The only rough thing about that, bro, because when you got an eye letter, it gets rid of your permanence and that's a low curb mana anyway. Unless he gets him a whole bunch of fetch lands and stuff like that, it takes away all his ammunition so he can't sling it at me, bro. And then the same thing with uh j-rock, bro, I was stealing that like when I attack you and I got an eye later but that he used to have that Urza deck too, and you would think that Urza could have hold it.
Speaker 2:No, it was Mishra.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, yeah, Mishra deck, he won't play that bro, that Urza deck bro. Now, if he gets that mailed off, I'm in trouble, because you can literally destroy everything.
Speaker 2:But I want to say artifacts. And you see, like damn, I definitely got to watch this motherfucker. I was like Jordan man, let's jump this motherfucker. The next thing, you know, I was like, nah, can't let Jordan pop out, because there's something that's going to become a problem too, because I know how to work. Let's see, I'm sitting over there hitting Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Speaker 1:I was like man, I'm telling you, if you see Ugin's nexus, get rid of it Because he's going to try to do the infinite turn and he'll win the game. It literally is the infinite turn, bro. If you see Ugin's nexus, get rid of it right there, bro, because it gets a turn. He said after this turn, you take another turn. What he'll do is he'll copy it with Mishra and he's and it says after this turn, you get another turn. And then it goes, turn copies it with mishra, after this turn, you get another turn, and that's he just keeps copying that one. Then he can do a whole. I mean it's infinite, so he'll win you know.
Speaker 1:So, all right, let's talk about animals. Yeah, my bad.
Speaker 3:22 bro 22 man, we've been my bad, but now for we're gonna start talking about the animal.
Speaker 2:So we're gonna talk about the biggest carnivory carnivorous, carnivorous, carnivorous, carnivorous, carnivalous.
Speaker 1:Carnivalous, carnivalous, what you got, bro.
Speaker 2:It's the biggest Carnivalous Marsupian, the Tasmanian devil AKA the fucking Fuck that was my shit, oh shit, is that the one?
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was one.
Speaker 3:I didn't think nobody Was gonna fuck with it.
Speaker 2:The fucking Beelzebubs pup. Oh, I love that.
Speaker 3:Oh, is that what they say? Yeah, I love the name for it.
Speaker 1:It's located in an island right off Australia called Tasmania.
Speaker 2:What is it? Tasmania? No, no, no, no, no, it ain't Madagascar.
Speaker 1:It's called Tas, of Australia Called Tasmania. Yeah, boy them things.
Speaker 3:Sound crazy what they do. They spin around and make a tornado.
Speaker 2:No, but actually.
Speaker 1:The design of it Is like accurate Towards them, bro. You know that. Like the design, you know why. Like they're built Just like Tasmanian devil, their upper, their head and their upper body Is way big, but that's how they got, I think, me in devil. Their head and their upper body is way big, but that's how they.
Speaker 2:I'm going to have to chime in on that. I'm sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 3:Dang, that thing does look crazy, bro. I can't imagine seeing that bro.
Speaker 1:Bro, you got to hear that motherfucking audio on that shit. It is wicked, bro. They do that all night.
Speaker 2:That's all they do all night. Just as vicious as the males, bro. They do that all night. That's all they do all night. Just as vicious as the males man. Them son of bitches walking scars, bro. The reason that they're declining in numbers is because they get affection because of a bite, because they fight so damn much. That's the only reason their numbers is declining. It's not because of the pecking order and the animal chain and shit like that. It's because they killing these fucking children. Basically, yeah, literally, them son of bitches, don't go, man.
Speaker 1:They actually got a, even the children. They actually got a preservation thing for them. They watch them. Make sure they don't do that, bro. They literally got to watch them. They sleep during the day and they come out at night, but they say the island at night sound crazy. You say what? They see them black and white, like dogs.
Speaker 2:Oh, wow, true, and the island sound.
Speaker 1:They hunt at night the island sound crazy and fun fact, they really don't hunt, they just scavenge. And if they just scavenge and they see uh dead bodies, they just eat them. But you know, they got the uh most bite force of a mammal, yeah, and bruh the way their jaws is bruh of a mammal yeah, the way their jaws is bruh. The tissue goes over their ear, in the back of their skull. So basically it's like a slingshot, like, let's say, when they bite br, it's literally like yanking up so they can bite you.
Speaker 2:Bro, if they get a hold, they taking fans and like bro, like I love dogs so fucking much, like they remind me of a game they do, turtle Buster, or a fucking Jeep Pit Bull, because they sound just like them Like huh, bro, they sound worse than that, yeah they sound worse.
Speaker 1:That's a blood curdling I'm talking about just bro. That sounds just like that Small statue bro.
Speaker 2:Check up the audio on that, bro. Small statue man, Shit is crazy.
Speaker 3:Quick question, then Quick scenario. Who's winning? Tasmanian Devil or the Honey Badger?
Speaker 1:Honey Badger going to fuck him.
Speaker 2:I can't say it no, because Honey Badger got some tough ass fucking skin. Yeah, because.
Speaker 3:Hunter Buncher got some tough-ass fucking skin.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they got a tough skin bro, but they got the most bite for it. But see, they got claws too. They really don't use that claw. The thing is weight would kill.
Speaker 2:If that's something that's getting on him, he's going to get on him. I mean he's going to take some damage. They take, they take, they're going to take a lot of fucking damage but the honey badger got toughest fucking skin and they ruthless.
Speaker 3:So it's tough skin versus tough bite.
Speaker 1:That's a perfect matchup, damn bro, yeah, but see like they're very mobile though. But see a Tasman Dove, if he get a bite, like on a claw, it's going to break it bro, like they, not of them, bro. And it's crazy bro. I seen them little motherfuckers was fighting bro.
Speaker 2:I think they only get by like two feet tall, but I was watching like doing more research, like before you came, and shit, I was like refreshing my memory on some bitches. Don't let him lie to y'all.
Speaker 3:He was watching Ghetto Booty 2. Don't let him lie to y'all. No, I wouldn't booty too. Don't let them lie to y'all.
Speaker 1:No, I wouldn't that baby oil came out shining.
Speaker 2:No, but when I was watching this shit I was thinking I was like the only reason that these son of bitches is not like in the high food chain is because of their fucking size alone.
Speaker 3:If, they was like an actual bigger size, like the size of a bear cub or something. The size of a bear cub or something.
Speaker 2:I ain't even going to say a bear. If they was like the size of a damn wolf or African wild dog, them son of a bitches would terrorize some shit.
Speaker 1:Terrorize, but they hella aggressive bro.
Speaker 3:But then they'd be like a hyena. You said the hyena has a really strong bite force.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it does A hyena do. But you got to think, Compare it to the how much of a difference is the bite force you got?
Speaker 3:you got to compare it to, um, the size you got to compare the size um of the of the animal to the biting force a hyena. How big that son of a bitch is compared to a? Um tasmanian devil. Yeah, bro, that shit. How big are they? It says they're 20 to 31 inches long, weigh about 9 to 26 pounds.
Speaker 2:That's crazy work, that's crazy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they're pretty small. And then hyena let's see Hyena. Let's see Hyenas are. Excuse me, their size is 4 to 5.9 feet. Let's see 4 to 9 feet. And how big was the, let's say, 2 and a half?
Speaker 1:feet? Yeah, I don't think they only get tall enough like 49 feet. And how big was the, let's say, two and a half feet? Yeah, I was about to say I only seen them. They only get tall enough like two feet.
Speaker 3:So they're half their, let's just say half of what a hyena is. Y'all can keep talking, bro.
Speaker 2:I'm just doing some quick research. I think a hyena's bite force is like 800.
Speaker 1:I don't know, I don't know what PSI per square inch it says hyenas have a bite force of around 1,100 pounds per square inch PSI.
Speaker 3:What about?
Speaker 1:a Tasmanian devil.
Speaker 3:Let's see.
Speaker 2:No, a Tasmanian devil is probably like 500, 500, 600, I think.
Speaker 3:It says 200 PSI, followed closely by 200 PSI.
Speaker 1:What yeah?
Speaker 3:chat. They was hyping them up.
Speaker 1:What, oh shit. Oh shit they was hyping him up what? Oh shit, oh shit, Shit. That's what.
Speaker 2:I wanted to do it by myself, dj, I mean Fer. I had to come in and get wrong information, oh look.
Speaker 3:Somebody did the research, somebody did a strong bite force relative. They have a stronger bite force than a hyena.
Speaker 1:It'll double as it got bigger. Yeah, more weight, more muscle.
Speaker 2:No, got bigger, More weight, more muscle. I get what you're saying.
Speaker 3:You're saying if it was that big, then all their stuff would be higher. I agree, it's just like the strength of an ant.
Speaker 2:It's a strong-ass fucking animal.
Speaker 1:Imagine having one of those little things running at the pig Get it there. That's all I Get your ass as soon as you walk in the house.
Speaker 2:I'm getting the fuck up out of here. I got to please them, but they run around in the dark bro.
Speaker 1:Little motherfuckers run around in the dark screaming bro. That's crazy.
Speaker 2:But yeah, they fucking cool man Cool, fucking marsupians.
Speaker 3:So do they run in packs? How do they function? They just solo.
Speaker 2:They live by themselves. They got their own territory. The mama gives birth to the pups, pups and she just raises them, and then they just go off on their own because they're two years old, just like a uh uh animal of what I ain't gonna say animal, like a canine two years old. They consider adult, so they're doing their own shit. Okay, I would say about eight months.
Speaker 1:I think eight months they're going about their own, because I was watching a video and they was riding on top of them like a little like a possum on them.
Speaker 3:Oh, okay.
Speaker 1:They're more superhuman. So they got pouches and stuff. They grow up in a pouch and then they come out. What was I?
Speaker 3:going to say got pouches and stuff. They grow up in a pouch and then they come out. That's crazy, right. Like, if you think about it, the mama's raising the kids. Imagine the kid moves to a territory next door, kind of sort of and the mom is a little older mama goes to that territory, wham he kills his own mom.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I mean, that's the way the animals are. That's crazy. Like you know how During mating season they be. You know it be like Brawls and shit like that. These son of a bitch brawl All year.
Speaker 3:Oh dang, all year long Heat, 24-7 these son of a bitches Banging 24 fucking seconds.
Speaker 2:These son of a bitches Bang over a damn log. No Bluetooth, no honey pack. If they log, shut the fuck up no Sialis, no Cialis.
Speaker 1:No Cialis.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 1:Viagra. Better use it before you lose it fellas Straight natural Vita B.
Speaker 2:Pure shmeet. No, but I seen one like this motherfucker walking on the low and he knocked it low, and then another one walking on just passing by. There's some bitch them motherfuckers at the stand still and they were fighting just because they didn't want another one walking on the log. They fight over every fucking thing, man.
Speaker 1:That little man syndrome.
Speaker 2:That's what it is, bro.
Speaker 1:That's what it is On steroids bro.
Speaker 2:And I was thinking too, because some of them actually inbred, Some of them actually inbred.
Speaker 3:That's why they make that noise, bro. Ah, no nobred.
Speaker 2:That's why they make that noise man, ah no, no, no, that's crazy, though that's cool, man, I like them little bastards man.
Speaker 3:And you said they're in Australia.
Speaker 1:Australia, or like an island close to Australia. Yeah, island right off Australia called Tasmania, bro Okay, and they're only there, only there.
Speaker 3:Oh wow, oh wow. Damn bro. Imagine bro, you know how people like Like in Florida. They like getting like the exotic animals.
Speaker 2:Like the Galapagos.
Speaker 3:Yeah, or some shit Like a big ass boa snake, like the big boa constrictors, whatever. But imagine somebody gets Like two Tasmanian devils.
Speaker 2:And is like Let them loose. Yeah, yeah, this motherfucker Is about to be Smoking the city. Okay, I don't know them, cro.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this motherfucker is about to be smoking the city, okay. Y'all don't know them, crocodiles, alligators, they eat them up, bro? Yeah, they probably would.
Speaker 1:Because they don't really got no natural predators over there, bro, so they'd be so fucking mad, bro. They go to that water and Some of them thought you was bad.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was about to be stupid. I was about to say that alligator about to have some scars on him, but the alligator about to have some scars on him. But no, the alligator clamped on that little motherfucker and drowned him.
Speaker 3:Damn. So what y'all got next?
Speaker 1:I got a, I actually got.
Speaker 3:Tasmanian Devil.
Speaker 1:I got a long.
Speaker 3:What y'all spend on it, go ahead.
Speaker 1:I got a long list, man. I was going to say the Saltwater Croc Ooh, not River Croc Crikey. Man, everybody done watched them, goddamn. National Geographical Animal Challenge.
Speaker 1:Yes, Lord them little buffalo, wildebeest or them gazelles. They be drinking Boy, that shit, come over there, eat they whole bro. That shit be so, bro. That shit used to get me so scared, bro. I'm like yo. And the thing is, bro, more than half of the time they know they right there, bro, but they're so thirsty it's like what are you gonna do? You gonna like die of thirst or you gonna get a drink, bro, and they know they somewhere right there. That's what. You see them. They be having a uh head down, so they just try to then dart away, bro, but then, like the migration where they gotta actually cross the nile river, like it's in the crocodiles, bro, it's in them because it's been happening so long. The migration pattern, they know what time to huddle up at them points, bro. That's fucking insane, bro. You know how big they get Hold on, how big do they get.
Speaker 3:Let me see.
Speaker 2:I think, I think you know how big they get.
Speaker 3:Educational-ass podcast. I know that's right. These motherfuckers on to something.
Speaker 2:It's a boomer food. Hey, yo y'all used to watch this shit. Yo, I just love this shit. Yo Fucking Lima, hell yeah.
Speaker 3:I know exactly what you're talking about, bro.
Speaker 2:Well, PBS, that shit that shit, they can weigh.
Speaker 1:Excuse me, they can be 13 feet to 14 feet and weigh up to 900 pounds, bro Sheesh 13 feet.
Speaker 3:Oh, excuse me.
Speaker 1:A very large averaging over 16 feet, excuse me, no, it could be up to 16 to 18 feet. Average Averaging overall length. Of overall length bro, that's big motherfuckers size. Goddamn car bro.
Speaker 3:Yeah that's a fucking car, bro, jeez beach a bed that's fucking big right there yeah I know that.
Speaker 1:But, bro, you gotta imagine, bro, you bro, I remember, I think I like remember you said you had that um shark dream, bro. I had a dream I was crossing that shit, bro, and I just seen that water going like that. I woke up instantly, bro, I'm serious, I didn't even see it was coming, bro, I woke up instantaneous.
Speaker 3:You had the challenger, bro, you had the dream, bro Tarzan.
Speaker 1:All right, and it was that murky-ass water, bro, so you don't know what's under there, and they'd be a whole bunch. I mean, do they do that death row and just take off?
Speaker 3:It's crazy how they growl when they make that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but you know that mating call. What they'll do is, bro, they'll scoop up water and stand up and growl. Bro, you got to. It sounds like water boiling almost.
Speaker 2:But they'd be gargling. They'd be like growl, growl, growl. Oh, you're talking about when they had a till after what you're calling. Then they'd be like growl.
Speaker 1:No, no, no. They put water in their mouth and they'd stand up like that and they'd go. It sound like a big bellow, bro, but it sound like water boiling, almost Like imagine a big old tank, but water boiling. That's what it sound like, bro. It's weird.
Speaker 3:I got to show y'all wrong that shit really get y'all in the mood, Kimmy bitch.
Speaker 2:That bitch vibrate like that, I'm going to get up in there. You know what I'm saying, you, little gator? Oh shit, that's just crazy, is that it?
Speaker 3:No, no, that was just fun though, is that it?
Speaker 2:She's like no, no, that was just fun.
Speaker 3:I was about to say they sound like the shoebill stork that y'all were telling me about.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yeah, it made that noise it makes. You know what else is cool about Alligator? How they do that death roll man. That shit is fucking.
Speaker 1:They only do that when they got something latched on right like they latch on to it, and then they the mating call.
Speaker 3:Okay, so, oh, my bad, yeah, so if I hear some shit like, okay, so that's their mating call, yeah, they take water and go like that and vibrate in there. I thought that was just them making noises. Nah, that's like a mating call, Damn because I swear, like in video games or whatever that's the noise they make.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they have that, yeah.
Speaker 3:Dang. So they really just trying to riz me up.
Speaker 1:I riz, you Come over here, come over here. But yeah, man, but I, I love them. They um that, bro, they just they. They like so ancient, bro, but they weigh like how, how big they are, bro, and they just be taking them, animals down, zebras what you call and, bro, it just be like hundreds of them right there waiting for them to cross and the fact, what you know, you're gonna hit the hand like they'd be actually crossing, because some of the motherfuckers jump on their head, bro and, believe it or not, like a lot of them, uh, zebra bite them and they let go. They bite them in their nose or their eye the zebra bite the alligator yeah, they bite, but like I seen, you don't know what to do.
Speaker 2:Shit, I'm biting, I'm getting like feral.
Speaker 1:Get off of me, that's right, but you'll see them and sometimes I didn't see plenty of times they get a hold of one of their legs, but when they do the turn they'll break their leg. They still get out of there, but they'll probably die of injuries or something else to get them, and that's because I done seen lions get hit from them. Ain't nobody spared from that, bro. You go get a drink, but that's how they live for so long, bro.
Speaker 2:There's only one animal that's in the kingdom that actually went up against a damn crocodile, but it's like a smaller version of a like an adolescent crocodile was a fucking jaguar. They actually jumped in the water and get that son of a bitch man.
Speaker 3:A jaguar.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's like jaguars in South America, though, bro. That's like caimans. Caimans are a lot smaller than a damn crocodile.
Speaker 2:No no.
Speaker 1:But, hippos. Oh no, Hippos they won't fuck with a hippo A full-grown hippo.
Speaker 3:They live on their own bro, I was about to say no bro, them hippos bro.
Speaker 1:Them motherfucking hippos. You see them fucking with their mouths cut. I didn't see a bull hippo. It'd be like you know, they'd be sunbathing or what you call it right. They won't try to bite it or nothing, bro, they just hippos.
Speaker 2:just come through there, they just move Just move, or if they don't want to move, they'm like get your bitch ass up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they move, bro. They won't try to Now when they.
Speaker 2:What you saying. That hippo cut that son of a bitch in the head.
Speaker 1:I ain't seen it, bro. One of them, like when the hippo had sometimes you do get them now, yeah, but one did that shit that mama turned around, bro, and they real territorial, bro. That's why I like that, like they get right out their way, bro. Screw their ass now. They bad, but it's something bigger bad than you it's always right always, bro, shit always did I think, oh, another funny.
Speaker 1:Uh shit, I've seen, bro I didn't seem like a elephant bro getting water with his trunk in the water and that fucking crocodile bit that motherfucker bro. Tell me how come this elephant bro how smart this thing is picked it up with his trunk, went on land and started bashing it against the tree. Bro, Damn Bro, it was just it had it until it stopped. And then, when it hit the ground, bro, it just started stepping on it and then you could see it roll around and throw its tusk. And I said, bro, like that's why I'm saying you think you bad chief, You's a bad motherfucker, but it's something always, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Stay humble. What you got bro.
Speaker 3:No, I got the tigers, bro. Yes, sir, I don't know how big they get, bro. To be honest with you, bro, I don't be Like bro. It's hard to retain all this. How big do they?
Speaker 1:get. It depends, because I know you got the Bengal, you got the, but I know the largest one out of them all is a Siberian tiger.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Siberian tiger. There's what? 11 different species of tigers, or something like that.
Speaker 1:I think so.
Speaker 3:Eight different species of tigers. Yeah, there's a lot of them Because you got like the regular tiger. You got the.
Speaker 2:Siberian.
Speaker 1:Yeah you got that one too I thought it was only three, the mango.
Speaker 3:Siberian.
Speaker 1:Then you got Tony the tiger. No, I'm just kidding Frosty Flakes, right hey.
Speaker 3:But they say, tigers are like night owls, bro, and they can actually crossbreed Like a tiger can crossbreed with any other type of feline animal, like a lion or whatever.
Speaker 1:That's pretty cool, though, bro.
Speaker 2:All them ligers come from, bro. But you know, when they do crossbreeding like that, it don't usually be the male tiger breeding with the female Other felines. It'd be the male tiger breeding with the female um other, uh felines. It'd be the a female tiger breeding with the male other. That's it.
Speaker 3:That's cool man and it says that uh, I think they said that the tigers like give birth to like blind cubs, sometimes like they could be blind, and the adult male tigers eat the blind cubs sometimes. Oh shit, yeah, it was something like that. Also, the Taiwan people in Taiwan, or whatever, they banned tiger crossbreeding. They banned it, bro. I don't know why, bro Like.
Speaker 2:They can't control that or something. Yeah, I don't know shit they might do that. You might end up getting A saber tooth tiger Out of there, Motherfucker.
Speaker 1:A tiger horror story, bro. So you know, like in India I don't wanna say I don't know if it's like East Asia or something like that you know that real Tall grass and they be having Elephants Hunting tigers.
Speaker 2:Well, you talking about the one that cleared, that jumped up to try to smack that dude?
Speaker 1:Yeah, so it's actually a photo but it's a whole bunch of stories. Like he was, they seen him in the tall grass, but they're so like the ability they have. That's what I'm saying, bro. One guy, one of the stories, he was on the back of the elephant with the rifle and they seen him. He shot at him and the thing is, the tiger, like, know the threat, it knows the distinction between the gun, you and the elephant, bro like. But he jumped up, he missed a guy but he hit his hand, bro, and he said he cut off three fingers. Man. And there's something that's clear, a fucking clear the elephant bro trying to get him and it missed him, but it caught his finger, bro, and cut like three, three off bro I believe it, bro, because, like the mat, like the muscle mass on a tiger and everything, just the way their legs are that vertical is stupid.
Speaker 3:Bro, you're putting all that pounds of force or whatever you want to call it, just like bend a spring, that's their muscle right there and you let it go, bro. Their hops is crazy, bro, yeah, that vertical is stupid.
Speaker 1:And then that retractable claws you've seen them when he went like that. You've seen retractable claws. Just come out, bro. Imagine that motherfucker hit you on top of that and I feel bad for the elephants, bro, and thank you.
Speaker 2:They made me do this shit. They made me do this shit cuz.
Speaker 1:I didn't want to come over here.
Speaker 2:Get the fuck off my back. Got me in here with these motherfucking thugs, Bro, that's so stupid bro, I'm going to walk the other way, god damn it.
Speaker 3:It says they can get to 6 feet to 10 feet long. They can weigh between. The males are 200 to 575 pounds and the females 170 to 390 pounds. That's Siberian. No, it's like, I guess, just regular Put that Siberian in bro. Siberian.
Speaker 1:That thing about to go crazy. But, bro, that motherfucking bro, you got to put some respect on them. Names bruh, where you think Mowgli was running from, that motherfucker bruh Shit.
Speaker 3:It says Siberian tigers, also known as Amer tigers I guess that's how you say it. They say they can grow up to be 10 feet long and weigh up to 660 pounds. They said it can grow up to be 10 feet long and weigh up to 660 pounds. But they said the largest male is measuring up to 12.1 feet and weighing up to 933 pounds.
Speaker 2:But you know the crazy fact about this though. Big. Out of all the big cats, the jaguar is the strongest. Oh is it. I know he about to try to.
Speaker 1:Depending on size it can't be stronger than the fucking Siberian Tiger.
Speaker 3:They are strong because they Jaguars are fast though.
Speaker 1:Are you mistaken Jaguar? Well, no, because the Jaguar and the Leopard are basically the same, because one is in Africa and one is in South America. Jaguar is in South America but you don't, because one is in Africa and one is in like South America. Jaguars are in like South America, but you know speaking of that, speaking of that, bro.
Speaker 2:But I think they're depending on what part of the country.
Speaker 1:But I think a leopard got the strongest bite force in the feline family, but I think it's stronger than a jaguar.
Speaker 2:I thought they was all the same thing Jaguar and leopard. Okay what's the difference?
Speaker 1:One in South America, one is in Africa, but it's bigger prey in Africa than South America. So that's it. And therefore he'd be stronger. True, Bruh, but I heard horror stories about jaguars, bruh, so it's just, if you look, my bad bruh.
Speaker 2:If you, I mean you can look it up, man. No, no, no.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to think, but it makes sense, though Am I correct it do?
Speaker 2:make sense, but I thought there was the same big cat just in different parts.
Speaker 1:No, I think the leopard Just like the panther, it's a jaguar. Yeah, but I think it's a little bigger.
Speaker 2:I mean, yeah, they're bigger because they're part of the continent.
Speaker 1:They is, but they're essentially the same species, but it's just a different type, just like how the Bengal tiger is smaller than the Siberian tiger, just because of what they hunt.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, true, but they just like okay, okay, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:But, bro, I heard horror stories about like jaguars, bro, just because you know that forest is so dense, bro. So tell me how come chicks is out, bro, if this is on, I forgot it ain't. It was on a show, bruh, but it sent a chill up my spine, bruh, like. So they was going through the forest, they was heading to this remote village Somewhere in Amazon, bruh, and. And when they finally got there, bruh, and he just kept saying, man, I'm just getting these chills, man, bruh Like whatever. And they finally got to the village, tell me how come? As soon as they got in the motherfucking like the hut, bro, they heard the jaguar purring outside the witch's collar. I said shit, bro, outside of the hut.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh wow, Bro, that's what.
Speaker 3:So it went straight into the village.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, he was right out like side, like he was in the. He wasn't like in the village, but they you could hear him outside of the hut, like on a what you call it like him like because he was following him. He was following on. I think I don't know if it was just one guy or two of them. I think it was a guide and then it was the guy, and then they finally hit it and then it was literally like I want to say like five or ten. I got to find a video. You could hear him right behind him. He was following him the whole time.
Speaker 3:Oh damn.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and if he jumped on him, bro, he couldn't have done anything about it, because what they do is Hit that motherfucker back in the neck and carry your ass up a tree. What they purposely do.
Speaker 1:Like you said, they aim for the neck and they try to aim for your neck. And they squeeze like that, so you can't scream. That's why so many people have been in the Amazon, and they went missing, but they could see the drag trail of them. They'd be all asleep, and when they yank them, though, they go for their throat, so they can't scream, bro, and they'd drag them off, and I think it was in Africa and I think it was in Africa.
Speaker 2:I seen they he carried a damn. I think it was an antelope or a gazelle. Yeah, right up a tree Up a damn tree.
Speaker 3:It's pretty cool how they climbed over, like the back muscles and everything. Bro, they cut, bro, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:You can see the motherfuckers flex. Yeah, just climbing that son of a bitch, I'm like.
Speaker 3:Tony the Tiger brobing that son of a bitch.
Speaker 2:I'm like that son of a bitch was bigger man. And another thing the only way that a lion is considered the king of the Amazon or some shit like that, and the big cats.
Speaker 1:It's because they're overwintered.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean not the Amazon, the safari my fault, and it was because they Safari.
Speaker 1:Desert, safari Desert. I know safari Safari is just like.
Speaker 3:The Sahara Desert the.
Speaker 1:Sahara.
Speaker 2:Desert.
Speaker 1:God damn, they about to be killing us in the goddamn. What the fuck is? Y'all Fuck it.
Speaker 2:No, but the reason they? Because they were overwhelmed because of the size and it's more of them because of the numbers.
Speaker 1:But that's why they're climbing that tree, bro. You can see them lionesses be trying to get to them, and he'd just be climbing up there, bro. He'd be looking at them and eating at the same time. They'd be trying to get them, bro.
Speaker 2:And they'd be falling. They do have some lioness were actually climbing.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, they tried to.
Speaker 1:They can't climb better than them, though, boy, they can't climb down, bro. One of them did a pump, fake bro, so he had to pray. And then Lioness was right there. Tell me how it come. He left it up in the tree. He jumped down, ran and they chased him because they thought he had it, and then he circled back around, ran back up in the tree and started eating again. Damn Bro, I said clever bruh, and just that act of camo. Bruh, like that camouflage bruh, just for them to see Like a cheat on steroids Lowkey.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the bulkier version of it.
Speaker 3:So I seen that tigers have Antiseptic saliva.
Speaker 2:I didn't know that, what so?
Speaker 3:It pretty much is like you can get disinfected If you get the tiger to lick you, if you have like a gut or something, but in it, yeah, and you know something though, like that's good, because when they get the fighting or something, or let's say they try to take down something, they get wounded, hit by a tusk or claw or something.
Speaker 1:Excuse me, that's my rule, um, my bad fellas, excuse me. Um, that helps them when they lick their wounds up. Like let me go lick my wounds, bro. That's a saying, but it actually helps them, bro. And a fun fact too, bro, like they're you ever seen the tongue? Like look up their tongue, bro.
Speaker 3:Because it has like all them little pricks on it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they got a hook basically, bro, but if they lick you, bro, it'll take your skin off. But yeah, so what they do is for that, you know. Let's say, they take something down with like a lot of fur, they lick the fur off of them, bro, so I don't have to bite through all that, bro, and it licks the skin off too. And another thing like um, well, I know this about lines. Let's say you and um, like the, the, they actually basically drank the blood by licking them because it causes them to bleed. They lick them so they can kind of that shit crazy. But now, if a big cat lick you, bro, real hard, it'll create scars.
Speaker 2:Take the hair off your ass. They got little prawns on their teeth to get the hair off.
Speaker 3:So they said that tiger's urine smells like buttered popcorn bro. Did y'all know that.
Speaker 1:I didn't know that.
Speaker 3:They said if you're like in the jungle or whatever and you smell like popcorn, they say, yeah, go ahead and call it, bro, go ahead and call it, you got a tiger right there somewhere.
Speaker 2:You're probably in its territory or something. Oh shit, they watching movies out there, Right.
Speaker 3:I know I'm close to the city. I smell the popcorn. Yeah, take me home.
Speaker 1:Country roads To where I belong, west Virginia. Let me stop.
Speaker 3:So it also says that the tigers can actually imitate the call of other animals. Bro, that's crazy bro.
Speaker 1:I can feel it. That is crazy.
Speaker 2:The bobcat is like that too, like when it's screaming, like when it calls. It sounds like a female screaming, a little kid screaming.
Speaker 1:Yeah, a little kid screaming, but even a mountain lion screaming, it sounds like a woman, oh yeah yeah, yeah, bro.
Speaker 3:Imagine, bro, you're in the jungle. You're like trying to find your way out. Tiger imitated a human. Where's your bitch ass? Who the fuck said that? Who the fuck talking shit? I'll find my way back. I'll find your jogging bill over there in the corner, that's right, that damn. That's pretty crazy though, but I like the way they look and everything. They're pretty cool, bro.
Speaker 1:Yeah, man, they got something to bash and they're really fast bro.
Speaker 3:They say they can run up to 60 miles. I believe it bro. I'm telling you all that muscle they got, bro. They can spring and shit bro, it says. Tigers do not normally view humans as prey.
Speaker 1:Huh.
Speaker 3:That's what they say.
Speaker 1:That's pretty cool right there. They just what we ain't the problem.
Speaker 3:They said they only attack humans when they feel threatened, unless you look delicious. I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, he was serious.
Speaker 1:I thought he was out of that. That's what they say, bro, unless you look good bro.
Speaker 3:Damn, look at the ham hocks on that motherfucker.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm gonna eat good tonight he's back on that motherfucking right there he smell good I says, uh, obviously they.
Speaker 3:There are reports of like tigers killing people or whatever, bro. But I mean, uh, they said, if you come across such situations where you come like to contact with the tiger, it's best to walk backwards. Yeah like keep your motherfucking yeah don't turn your back on them, bro, because then that'd be it bro yeah, that triggered, like a lot of people keeping them pets.
Speaker 1:And when they run like that, a lot of pets like was you shouldn't have a wild animal as a pet anyway. But what happens is when you hear them, cases them, fucking them up, it triggers it. When you uh um, but when you uh run like that, it triggers their instinct, so it kicks on, bro, they can't help it. You know what I'm saying? That's what you don't fuck with them like that anyway. Leave them, motherfuckers, where they at when you be seeing them. Uh, the middle eastern people, middle Eastern people, with all them tigers and lions and shit, bro, some bitch on a cow chain walking Nah, what the fuck?
Speaker 3:I know you got money, motherfucker, you need to get some bitch a long get a Tibetan master or something I can't imagine the money they spend on food, bro, because they eat so much.
Speaker 1:They eat a whole bunch bro.
Speaker 2:I think Mike Tyson, I think he had like two of them, something, oh eat so much.
Speaker 1:They eat a whole bunch, bro. I think Mike Tyson, I think he had like two of them, something, oh yeah, and he talked about. He said I was fucking crazy, bro. He was looking back at that shit. He was like what the fuck was I doing, bro? Something just had money.
Speaker 3:Right, they said a tiger's penis does not erect when aroused. That brings us to our first sponsor. No, I'm just joking. Wait what Y'all gonna have to pay us Before we show.
Speaker 1:It's not a wreck when it's a rouse.
Speaker 2:So how Look man? I just read it, bro it said something about a bone.
Speaker 3:It said something about I don't know. It hurts them.
Speaker 2:Like, like what Male Cats when they breed, that shit actually hurts. It hurts the female, so the female Actually move. There's something, it's.
Speaker 1:Well, no wonder, don't wonder, they always have attitude, yeah, yeah, can't get their rocks off. When they do, it hurt, god damn it I'm about to say be more careful what I just had, a uh, I know, oh, do you know like they're pretty much like dogs, bro.
Speaker 3:Like once they start, you know doing their thing, they lock up yeah and they ain't getting off until they're done or whatever. That's tigers like that yeah, tigers are like that.
Speaker 2:That's what it just said they breathe multiple times in one.
Speaker 3:Okay, I don't know, but they lock up on them, bro. The cats are the same way too, ain't they like? They have like the prune, like theirs is like spiky or some shit like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I know they get stuck it's probably different, bro, for a lot kid yeah the tiger says it locks up on the female, so it ain't getting up until it's done. Throw that bulb in.
Speaker 2:Damn, I ain't know that. That's crazy, I did not know that. But I'm about to say, bro, like I know man, you try to get that peter bone and got some teeth.
Speaker 1:Like that person, bro, like they call him a man eater, because it's so easy to kill a human and it's so as far as like um, because they're never expecting it, so it easy to get a hold of one of them than an animal he got to chase down all the time. So that's when they they got something like a tiger or a lion that kills somebody and they got a taste for human flesh. That's what they try to kill them as fast they can, bro that's when they got the whole village coming for them on sight.
Speaker 1:Y'all don't be seeing them, bro. The Middle Eastern villages, the people are like I'm running, bro, and they should be, bro, I'm talking about what they be saying bro. They be like ah bro, I'm talking about bro but they'd be having all those sticks. They'd just be yelling and hitting him. I guess he'd just sneak into the village and they'd catch one of them, or he'd just Bro, but they'd be running bro, I hate to tell you, brother, I love you to death. He'd get you before he'd get me.
Speaker 3:Nah, I'm saying He'd get me if that's a bitch on you shit, motherfucker. You better go ahead talk to the, so check this out they have, like the juggernaut suit or whatever, right for bombs or whatever. Check this out. But did you see that dude that made that uh, one suit that could essentially withstand a bear attack, would y'all put y'all, would you ever put that suit on? No, but they said, you still feel like the pain, like if you get smacked but you still gonna get like that could essentially withstand a bear attack.
Speaker 3:Would y'all ever put that?
Speaker 1:suit on Fuck no. But they said, you still feel like the pain, like if you get smacked, bro, you still going to get like boom, like damn.
Speaker 3:I'm sure you could feel the impact.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you could still, you just won't get punctured or anything. Man leave them animals alone, bro.
Speaker 3:But bro just to see how you stand toe-to-toe with the animal like that.
Speaker 1:That thing has a lot of weight too. You can't move like that.
Speaker 3:I mean yeah, it's gonna be thick bruh, so you ain't gonna. You're gonna be like there's the whole Michelin man.
Speaker 1:So I gotta sit there and take a beating from that thing.
Speaker 2:I don't even want to get cussed out, I'm gonna take somebody to whoop my, so that brings up the grizzly bear.
Speaker 1:Speaking of that, just the impact a enough strength to knock a moose's head. Smack a moose's head off, bro, you're not big a fucking moose.
Speaker 3:So imagine you getting threw it around, ragdoll, smack a moose's head, clean up. I don't believe it yeah, that's tough bro.
Speaker 1:I ain't know that and you know, out of the whole bear, but it's only one other bear that's more aggressive than them. But the reason why grizzly bears are so aggressive? Because they're they're plain dwelling. So they had the, and that's the distinction between like them and a black bear. Because black bear, they woodland, more woodland. They are running, run up a tree, but so grizzly bear, since they uh roam on the plains more ain't nothing to run, run from. You know I'm saying so. They gotta face their foes, bro, and run towards. That's what they're hella aggressive bro. That's one of my witches. I know the. I think you got the grizzly bear, kodiak bear, then the polar bear, them like the biggest bro, but that motherfucker. So you know how many people that died from a mama grizzly killing them. They even know the cubs right there, bro, and the mama bro, they can be up there and she see you, bro, she's gonna run all the way down here and try to kill you, they said. They say just lay there sometime or fuck.
Speaker 3:That I was just thinking about that tell us.
Speaker 1:They say just to lay there they said, basically to know you're not a threat. But I didn't seen a guy bro. It was him and his door. I got plenty of stories, bro, because I watched him. But um, it was a guy bro. He didn't even know it, it just jumped on him. So basically, what happened was he ended up actually being blinded, bro, like I mean his face was fucking mangled, which I'm glad he's still here. He was real grateful. But his face was mangled, bro, like she beat him so bad bro she was.
Speaker 1:He can feel. He said I can feel the claws go across my skull. He said I can hear it, like when they. She said he's like. Basically, he said I went in a shock because my he's I was so bloody. He said I couldn't feel no more pain. But he said I can feel.
Speaker 1:You know, when you take your head and something drag bro. He said I could feel it. He said but right before, like he basically like lost his sight. No, I think he didn't lose his sight, but she threw him in the air. He said all I seen was teeth bro. He said she threw him in the air. He said all I seen was teeth bro. He said she threw me in the air and she was about to clamp down on me, but she missed me and caught my shoulder. But I mean, when she thought he wasn't a threat, no more, she left him and his head swelled up so big it popped his eyeballs out Like out of his head. To be honest, I'm surprised that some bitch didn't go ahead and eat him, but that some bitches didn't go ahead and eat them, but no, because it was just the babies there. She just wanted them as a threat. You know what I'm saying. So that's when he laid there, lifeless, kind of Basically, he woke up.
Speaker 2:Life found him that man was lifeless. Bro, come on, chill and shit, we got dinner right there.
Speaker 1:But it's been plenty of stories like that, bro. So that's why I think when you they 50 caliber or bear mace, they said bear mace. They instantaneously like because the most sensitive thing on them is their nose. The only thing that can run a grizzly bear off its keel, believe it or not, is a badger bro. Yeah, I believe it bro.
Speaker 1:You know what they'll do, bro. What a badger will do is it'll go in the carcass or under it, and it'll stay under the carcass. And every time the grizzly bear tried to get it, it swatted his nose. And when it swatted the nose, the grizzly bear was like that's the most sensitive thing, I need it. And he'd just walk off. Basically he'd be like fuck, you Got this one, you ain't going to get the next one. But yeah, man, I didn't see him.
Speaker 3:That is pretty crazy right there there. That's crazy about that. You said the claws went over his skull, so apparently, like the human skull was like pretty thick or whatever you know, if you get hit by a 22 caliber bullet this guy worked with he was telling me about it this dude got hit with the 22 caliber. I think it was like from a good distance away. It didn't penetrate his skull, it like hit the skull and like yeah, it like curved or whatever, and then exited out 22s is known for ricocheting around because I don't know somebody.
Speaker 1:They even got shot in the back and it came out their leg, bro, that's what. Like people are always only 22. That bitch will bounce around in you, bro and and fuck you up yeah, that's the thing, bro.
Speaker 3:Like some people don't understand that, like you said, the entry point isn't gonna have an exit point right across it. It could bounce around off your bone, hit another bone and stuff like that.
Speaker 2:The harpy eagle oh the eagle, harpy eagle.
Speaker 3:I don't know what that is?
Speaker 2:It's the biggest.
Speaker 3:All I know is that good old bald eagle.
Speaker 2:It's bigger than the bald eagle, way bigger than the bald eagle. They look cool as shit.
Speaker 3:Harpy eagle. What you know about them, bro?
Speaker 1:Damn, they look crazy they look fucking fang, don't they bro?
Speaker 2:I know they hold up. The lifespan of them is 25 to 35 years, and what else.
Speaker 3:How big are they, gruddy and what else? How big are they Gruddy? They say it has a population of 20,000 to about 50,000.
Speaker 2:No, it's a harpy eagle. The harpy may not be the largest bird of prey, but they're bigger than a condor. Oh, this is the heaviest and the most powerful of all birds. So it's the most powerful and the heaviest, so they weigh more than a lot of birds. Damn, they're in South America.
Speaker 3:I did see, like I went to a zoo one time or someplace and I don't want to say it was a bald eagle, but I I didn't know they were that big bro like them things is fucking huge, bro, huge motherfuckers.
Speaker 1:A man with your face too, bro. They ever hit you, bro, like that motherfucker. Yeah, chat, things are huge.
Speaker 2:They pretty though.
Speaker 1:I remember we watched it one day.
Speaker 3:They kind of remind me of like the owls. There's an owl that kind of looks like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, fun fact, I don't know, the name of it.
Speaker 2:It said, they can grow up to 36 to 40 inches. Females between 13 to 20 pounds.
Speaker 3:Males between 36 to 48 inches Like height, or is that like wingspan?
Speaker 2:I want to say wingspan.
Speaker 3:Oh okay, I was about to say that's still big bro, yeah it says it's big, 13 to 20 pounds.
Speaker 2:Males weighing between 19,. I mean 9 to 11 pounds. So the females is bigger than the fucking males. That's crazy. And its wings are relatively short, enabling the bird to maneuver through thick forest surroundings. I did not know that the fucking female was that fucking big compared to the males. I didn't know that either. Them's some big bitches, but shit fire.
Speaker 1:I'm about to say owls, they're real silent, bro. They literally got like Minifellas on their-.
Speaker 3:Yeah minifellas on their wings, so you can't hear them bro.
Speaker 1:And they got a really good sense of smell too. Well, actually no, they don't. They got really good eyesight.
Speaker 2:Excuse me. They said the wingspan reach up to 6.5 feet 2 meters across. That's fucking big yeah that is big.
Speaker 3:I got one for y'all. What's that? What y'all know about this animal, the human? We're classified as animals, bro. We're a mammal bro.
Speaker 1:Well, we are animals, bro. It's probably going to be us while the earth fucking perishes. I can tell you that much. Man, brother, man.
Speaker 3:So let comparisons. I can tell you that much, but uh, so let me tell you about this interesting subclass of animal human being. The gangster, bro, no, but we, we pretty much are animals, though like, um, I saw some fun facts, bro. Everyone has a unique smell, except identical twins oh shit that's pretty crazy. That's pretty crazy bro. What I didn't know that? Yeah, I didn't know that either, bro. Y'all ain't never been with no twins before. Nah, I wish.
Speaker 2:Two for one special. Two for one special.
Speaker 3:Better hope they don't show their same body, bro. Oh you talking about the twins? Yeah, the conjoined twins or whatever.
Speaker 2:Hey your old dude that married them. Man, he a little freaky dude cuz.
Speaker 3:Nothing against you, nah, nah, nothing against you bro.
Speaker 2:Just imagine Never mind, I'm about to get counseled. No, bro.
Speaker 3:That's just crazy, bro. Like one side is like I'm going to marry this dude. Another side is like I don't want to marry that dude, I'm going to marry a different dude. Like what if that was the case, bro?
Speaker 2:Like you're going to stop messing about that woman. She's mine too. Oh Crazy, Call this whole hands, which one? That's crazy work.
Speaker 3:All right. Another fun fact about the human body. Let's see.
Speaker 1:Let's see. I know one the same it's in cheese, but a dead body produces the same thing. I forgot what chemical it is, but it's in cheese, but a dead body. Dick cheese bro.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God, Ooh, wee the damn nut butter.
Speaker 3:Man Ooh, wee cheese bro oh my god oh wait, the damn nut butter. That ain't cream, it's a. Your nose is not as sensitive as dogs, but it can remember 50 000 different scents yeah, it is like chocolate and uh like pies and all that other stuff.
Speaker 2:Memories too.
Speaker 3:Another crazy thing that I remember seeing is like your brain can like, like, just from feeling something you can already like, your brain can tell you what it feel like if you were to lick it. Like, if you rub this like, my brain's telling me I know what it feel like to like, lick this, whatever, like something metal or some shit like that.
Speaker 1:Go ahead, lick it then.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:Hey, where his hand at? No, but like yeah, you're right though.
Speaker 3:But like your brain Could tell you, like, like, if you see, like I don't know, like it's crazy, like the human brain Is another interesting thing, but it's just the fact that you can Remember stuff From way back then there, or the power like imagination and shit like that something can call like do you think an animal has the brain power for imagination, like, do you think a tiger's just walking around?
Speaker 3:like what if I was one of them humans or some shit, bro, pondering like we'd be pondering, bro, that's an interesting thing about like human beings but I said I think they got like more instinct based.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bro, we got instincts too, bro. It's kind of been doled down over the years, though, because I mean it's been doled down over here.
Speaker 3:Here we go. One thing about me, though I don't back down just because, like just because, all the luxuries, bro.
Speaker 1:So you're talking about a caveman, ain't?
Speaker 3:thinking I wonder what it was like to to kick it back or some shit it's like this like that was primal bro, that was full testosterone.
Speaker 1:Let me kind of All right so.
Speaker 3:Here we go.
Speaker 1:Because back in the day they used to eat raw meat. So, like a lot of people now, if you sit something down in front of them, I don't like that. Back then it wasn't.
Speaker 1:I know some motherfuckers that still eat raw meat I'm talking about. I know. But I'm just saying like it wasn't like. If I want that, it's like I got it. I need that. You know what I'm saying. You couldn't be picky, you couldn't be this, you couldn't be that. Like, a lot of luxuries and hardships made them stronger and a lot of I mean odd luxuries and stuff made us weaker. You know what I'm saying. They didn't have that, so it wouldn't know. That's what I'm saying. Instinct doled down over the years, I mean, I guess, just because you want the biggest and the strongest as a mate, because you think it'll make your offspring better, and in exchange— we got a lot of birth defects in this day and age, in humans too.
Speaker 2:Back then they didn't.
Speaker 1:But they didn't live as long as us right now because they didn't have health care.
Speaker 2:How do you figure that?
Speaker 1:They didn't. It's proven.
Speaker 2:Cavemen didn't live longer than us.
Speaker 1:Shit, motherfuckers 100 years ago Didn't live longer than us. They didn't have healthcare.
Speaker 3:No, I don't know chat, I don't know bro, cause they said like In biblical times they lived to like 800 years old bro Bruh, I'm telling you at the health care records you can see.
Speaker 1:Yeah, chat, if if we had this disease, we wouldn't have that much damn health care but at the same time, if we didn't have polo used to kill people, they made a cure for it. The cold used to kill people, tome and poison used to kill people. I said tome and poison uh, god damn, that's what I was like I said uh salmonella salmonella.
Speaker 1:They didn't have, they didn't like me and I mean it's like I said, it's a it's, you can say, time to move forward, and kind of progressed a little bit because it's kind of at the same time yeah, because, like, but you treat it just because back in the day if you had to get a part amputated it it was usually you gonna die.
Speaker 3:You know what I'm saying the thing is, though, bro we've. We used to be bigger in size back in the day, bro, like we used to have giants. Bro, we used to have people that are like eight, nine foot tall, ten foot tall, bro, like we were cut different back in the day, bro, like but they about.
Speaker 1:Well, this is just me like, like scientific. They said people were shorter back in the day, some of them because, because they have human like they have, like the sizes, like the bones and everything Maybe like geographic Even biblical times, bro.
Speaker 3:like they had what Goliath bro yeah.
Speaker 1:I don't know. That's what I think, that's what scientists and medical records, that's. But hey, kid, like I said geographical-wise, because it was probably some big motherfuckers around there.
Speaker 2:To be honest, I think over the period of time it's more inbreeding that made us the way we is.
Speaker 3:You're saying somebody that has it and they have somebody else, then you're essentially keeping it going Exactly.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying. Oh, bro, it ain't going From back.
Speaker 3:Then when you try to say, like a genetic, but I mean, that kind of makes sense because you could pass that down if it's in your DNA, Exactly.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm trying to get at, but you wouldn't know.
Speaker 3:No, that's what he's saying. I mean, you wouldn't know, but but you would know if you do it and you produce it, and then you keep doing it, you keep doing it, and then okay. But it's just like if you I get what you're saying now.
Speaker 2:If your grandma produces, somebody got down syndrome and then the brother.
Speaker 1:So it's kind of like in your dna like you have a higher probability I didn't think people that had a couple kids maybe one, maybe have the other one, maybe- not have it.
Speaker 3:but they say, usually skips a generation.
Speaker 2:Well, certain things do skip generations, I'm not just saying just like that certain type but, you got like weak bones or bald hair or you get obesity in your bloodline.
Speaker 3:The man's got bald hair, bro. Oh, that's fine. I mean that's fine.
Speaker 2:And then I mean because my daddy he's bald and my uncles they bald, both of them bald.
Speaker 1:So it's in my genetics, but you can't. I mean you could say somebody more inclined to being fat, but that's really on your diet and situation, Sure.
Speaker 2:No, I get what you're saying. I'm talking about the genetics, the characteristics You're saying.
Speaker 3:If you have something Like my mom and daddy's tall, but that is something that the medical people do say they're like is somebody in your family too? Are they prone to having cancer?
Speaker 2:Are they prone to having it? Yeah, that's the point you're trying to make. That's what I'm trying to make. I do get it. I do get it.
Speaker 1:I would have went with that instead of the Down syndrome bro.
Speaker 2:It's still a genetic, it's all plays a part into it, whoever. But it's so random, bro, like it is random. It is random. But my grandma, she had cancer. My great, my uncle, he had cancer. I had an aunt on my dad's side.
Speaker 1:What kind of cancer you're prone to what I don't fucking know, it's cancer, cancer's cancer no, it's what. But I mean it's different.
Speaker 2:No, I get what you're saying but it's in the, it's in a bloodline.
Speaker 3:It can happen it's in your dna because it's been passed down or whatever you're more prone to it, it's not, it's not given. That's what I'm saying, just like how but you have a higher probability of it it's in the genetics.
Speaker 2:It could happen.
Speaker 3:It could be you're saying like somebody that has like say you know, you, you have cancer right, and you find somebody to fall in love with, you have a baby. You know that you're taking the risk of that baby having a probability of having that trait of cancer passed down to them. That's what you're saying.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay it's, it's not it's.
Speaker 3:The probability is not defined no, yeah, that's what you're saying when you say it's in the genes.
Speaker 1:It could be in the genes. That's the only part I don't like about it it could be it. Could you saying it's in there, it's, it's good, just like how my uncle had prostate cancer, cancerous prostates and my dad had cancer.
Speaker 2:So I'm more inclined I get what you're saying I'm saying it's in it, but no, I mean yeah it could be, because you don't know, because it's a different generation.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay. Therefore, I got to be careful.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's what you were talking about.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying Okay and.
Speaker 3:I get what y'all both saying but if you the camera looking in what they saying I feel like it's come off as ignorant.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:I apologize. I apologize, I didn't mean this. My daddy, he's bullocked. I'm not bullocked, but my children or grandchildren might have the possibility I mean, we all did this in science class.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying? We all yeah you know, some genes are dominant, other ones. But yeah, I gotta look out for, um, my uh prostate. But you can take, like, certain countermeasures to ensure you won't go down that you know what I'm saying. A whole bunch of shit was done back in the day, bro. Another one, though. Another one, um, what's the schizophrenia? I know that's genetic. A whole bunch of shit was done back in the day, bro. Another one, though. Another one. What's the Schizophrenia? I know that's genetic.
Speaker 2:Schizophrenia is genetic.
Speaker 1:I think some forms are I meant to say it is genetic. Yeah, but I know schizophrenia is genetic, though I know that for a fact that one is.
Speaker 3:See, I told y'all I wasn't crazy. Who did that? I looked up.
Speaker 2:Who I look, I look, I'm like who the fuck he talking to Y'all?
Speaker 3:don't know him.
Speaker 2:Hell no.
Speaker 1:But that is, that is wild bro. But I heard, like I've been hearing a lot of stuff about like was it magnesium? It says like it really helps, like it really helps with your mind. Like it helps, like Like brain food kind of sort of yeah, like brain food and it's really hard to get it, but it's a vitamin you can take, oh, okay, and it actually helps you a lot.
Speaker 3:So this dude that I work with, he said that shout out the man. Dylan. He said that smoking cigarettes actually helps you prevent from getting Alzheimer's and stuff like that Prevent you from getting memory loss. Yeah, smoking cigarettes.
Speaker 1:I got a buddy that smokes cigarette.
Speaker 3:He forget every goddamn thing. No, brother, that's what he said. He says like a scientific study or some shit like that, like hold on, let me see if I can look it up, bro.
Speaker 1:Let me see, goddamn I know one motherfucker right now to forget everything he used to smoke them back.
Speaker 3:They smoke a pot. Brother, he smoked a cigarette he's smoking them.
Speaker 1:Goddamn palm oils. You know what it is that lung cancer bro?
Speaker 3:no, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm not saying it's a good thing oh yeah, I'm saying like it's just like damn help with?
Speaker 3:uh, what does it say? Memory loss? It says studies have shown that nicotine can enhance certain effects on the brain, including accuracy, maintaining attention, fine motor skill and short-term memory.
Speaker 1:So that's what them goddamn mechanics all been having a cigarette hanging out their mouth. So it helps your brain, bro, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:It helps your brain but there's a backdrawer to it. You get cancer, your lungs fuck up and shit like that. But essentially they said it does help you. There's certain trade-offs to it, bro.
Speaker 2:I'm not saying there's a good no, no, no, you're right bro.
Speaker 3:I'm saying like shit to be doing this day and age is good for us nothing is bro drinking out of a plastic cup, not good, not good for us damn that's why, that so you see that, uh, that bootleg mechanic with that cigarette hanging out his mouth no, no, no he cooking, he cooking.
Speaker 1:You see that waffle house work with that cigarette in the back of his mouth. You know your shit. That's how he be. Knowing all them goddamn orders he be like that bitch be yelling him out, Motherfucker I got you?
Speaker 2:Yeah, bro, it's a study tool, bro. These tobacco-free campers at work, just let them smoke, damn, so we come back to work and be productive, see, but that's the thing though, bro.
Speaker 3:They found the alternative to that. They don't do cigarettes, Smoke-free campus. You take Adderall bro, you become a genius bro.
Speaker 1:Fuck, Nah. I be saying look you trying to crack here. I be saying I don't know, I didn't see it. Y'all looking at the wrong people, bro you give. I would have seen them Snort that shit On the back of Squatted trucks. That's what them boys Do over there See what I mean.
Speaker 3:Y'all saw on the wrong people. That's what they do over there. That's the shit the commercials be talking about. May cause Diarrhea, may cause Memory loss, may cause nightmares, may cause Internal bleeding.
Speaker 2:That shit's them people the cop against. Stole it off From under your house.
Speaker 3:Just know this medicine can work, but some of y'all going to get fucked up from this.
Speaker 1:I didn't see a motherfucker Jesus. What else, what else.
Speaker 3:The human bro. I'm telling you, bro, Crazy animal right there.
Speaker 1:Ah, that's a fucked up one, I'm telling you. I swear man. The most destructive motherfucker walking on this side of.
Speaker 2:I don't even like to be around people. No more, I don't like people.
Speaker 1:I don't. I better like this motherfucker man.
Speaker 2:I swear to God, man, look, I'd have ran out of goddamn coffee, man this motherfucker did. I don't trust you, man, alright bitch.
Speaker 1:See, that's what I'm talking about. Man, I love him to death, boy. But boy, boy, y'all lucky, y'all on camera me. I'm gonna go outside this motherfucking head with this goddamn microphone.
Speaker 3:Do a body slam, bro. Do a body slam.
Speaker 1:It's turn to this, turn from Popcast to WWE.
Speaker 2:You're gonna see that motherfucking hat just.
Speaker 1:I'm heavy.
Speaker 2:well, bitch that motherfucker gonna be up on that motherfucking hat. Gonna be like this I'm about to three. I'm going to go upside this motherfucker's head. I'm about to stun this motherfucker 316 we trust God, damn it.
Speaker 1:I take this motherfucker off.
Speaker 2:This motherfucker think he his motherfucking bald head counterpart? He ain't. I can't stand this motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Yeah, chet this motherfucker here. Oh man, yeah bro, it's just an interesting thing, bro. I can better stand this motherfucker yeah chat.
Speaker 2:Motherfucker. Yeah, oh man, yeah bro, it's just an interesting thing bro, I can better stand this motherfucker.
Speaker 3:If you think about it, bro, I mean, yeah, we're all the human race or whatever, but the fact that there's different characteristics to each human is what's different races, and you have like.
Speaker 2:I hate the fact that we always that we gotta fucking characterize ourselves. Color is a social construct, it really is we shouldn't be segregated to our fucking skin color, cause, like, if anything, that we damn fill out like an application or we gotta put what's the race, what does it fucking matter? Social construct fellas. Well, I get that sometimes. Some companies application, or we got to put what's the race, what does it fucking matter?
Speaker 3:social construct well, I get that sometimes some companies have to fill uh, what's it called, quotas kind of sort, or like some colleges have to fill up quotas too, like.
Speaker 2:But the thing is, if you eliminate the fucking color and just go off no, I agree, I agree experience or record or some shit like that. It doesn't matter if you're black or white, Mexican purple, I mean, you get what I'm saying. You shouldn't have to say that shit, man.
Speaker 3:And if then, I remember I took this test one time in elementary school and it didn't have like, because Hispanic isn't a race, it's a what the fuck Culture.
Speaker 2:Oh, I got a funny story about this shit. What the fuck was it?
Speaker 3:It's like an ethnicity kind of thing, some shit like that. I can't fucking remember. So they only had white, black Hawaiian. I put black bro.
Speaker 1:I know, that's right.
Speaker 2:Yes, sir, I've done the same shit, bro.
Speaker 3:Bro, they didn't give me, I didn't know what they put, bro, I was like what the fuck?
Speaker 2:am I doing? Look, look, when I was a damn broad note and I was coming back and forth, I was just a guy out of school and damn so I'm like man, I can't find a fucking job after I graduate, man, this shit is fucking rough man. So I hit them, motherfuckers, with a doozer. They said what's your the color, what's your race?
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:American Cause. I am a fucking American. I ain't been to.
Speaker 1:Africa, that's not a race, that's a nationality.
Speaker 2:American. So I said alright, bet Boom Talked to me. You know, I got a fucking white name Last and Last and First and last name, if you don't say the middle name.
Speaker 3:Wait, what's your middle name, if you don't mind me asking, oh, okay.
Speaker 2:I said, fuck it, I ain't thinking nothing about it Cause I was feeling like this guy at the college and shit like that Talk to me on the phone, put the bilingual voice on. I ain't know what the fuck it is, I mean, but you put that you're bilingual me on the phone, put the bilingual voice on shit.
Speaker 3:I ain't know what the fuck it is I mean, but you put that you're bilingual.
Speaker 1:Hello sir, my name is you put your people voice on.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because I mean I really want the job, I went to school for it. I mean I went to school for it, I studied for it, so give me a fucking chance.
Speaker 3:This is Grady speaking yeah. So give me a fucking chance. This is Gritty speaking yeah.
Speaker 2:So damn, I was like all right bet, I put that motherfucker on man, I put the interview voice on.
Speaker 3:It was ready to have me.
Speaker 2:Looked at my resume, looked at my credentials and looked at every damn thing, Even called my references. This is fact.
Speaker 1:I was right there.
Speaker 3:But you said I was a reference.
Speaker 2:No, no, no. I had my instructors, as a reference Goes to the interview. I drove from Roanoke to Greensboro. I was coming back and forth every day and made it back to Roanoke so I could be at work. And shit too. I came down here early that morning. As soon as I walked in, they're like how can I help you, sir? I said I'm here for an interview. What's your name? Told him my name. I said okay, give me a minute Now. I already had it in my mind this motherfucker don't want to interview me. He got confused Like oh shit, it's a black man up in this motherfucker.
Speaker 3:What they say on Blazing.
Speaker 2:Saddles. You sounded tall. I mean, bro, when that son of his looked at me and his motherfucking face, just like I ain't about to hire this motherfucker. Go back there, this son of his. He ain't even look at my fucking resume. I said I got an extra resume for you if you need to take a look at it. Boom, he said all right, well, we're going to go ahead. He ain't even ask me, no questions, we're going to go ahead and interview other candidates and everything.
Speaker 1:We give you a call if we want to bring you on. And one of the other candidates was our homeboy. He got hired. Got hired. He was of Caucasian descent. Same resume.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I got a degree, he got a diploma, that's the difference.
Speaker 3:So he got out of high school, you got out of college.
Speaker 2:No, we went to the same school, but he had a diploma, I had a degree, so he had an associate's degree I got. You had a bachelor's. No, I had an associate's degree.
Speaker 3:He just got a diploma. Okay, okay, okay, I'm with you now. Yeah, okay, I'm with you now.
Speaker 1:So I'm like damn, that kind of fucked up yeah and I I'm not saying that um them type of no shade that type of stuff doesn't exist. That stuff does exist I remember it, bro, and the crazy thing about this, bro, but that anyway, that school end up getting in trouble for a better one.
Speaker 1:So now that shit ain't valid. No, I only know one person from there, bro, that's still doing anything in it. He went to school with y'all, but he don't. He talked to me, but he don't. He used to play a game with him.
Speaker 2:He Nothing with that Went to truck driving school and got their CDLs or they doing some other shit.
Speaker 3:Construction how much time we got on there.
Speaker 1:Damn bro we at an hour and a half.
Speaker 3:Well, guys, I guess it's going to end today's episode. We were talking about a little bit about Magic the Gathering. You know, we had to catch up with each other. We haven't seen each other in a while, we haven't asked each other how our week's been and stuff like that. So I wanted to try and get that back into the routine a little bit so y'all can still get a slice of how everything's going on for us, like, how, like. Like we said, we're normal people still working our job.
Speaker 3:Uh, hobbies that we like trying to make it out here and stuff like that and um yeah, like I said, today's subject was about animals, so we hope that y'all like the interesting facts that I definitely got from Google as soon as you loaded on the topic.
Speaker 1:That's right, but I think Rev pulled up a real interesting subject about the X-Men. Oh, and he want to do.
Speaker 3:I'm cool with that if y'all want to do X-Men.
Speaker 1:Your favorite.
Speaker 3:X-Men or mutant, yeah, yeah. So the next subject, guys, a little sneak peek. We're gonna be talking about the x-men we're gonna talk about, like, our favorite. We're gonna talk about some uh useless ones which I'm gonna go ahead and admit. No, you know, I'll admit it. On the next one, I want to admit it on this one.
Speaker 1:The great debate was about to happen up in here.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, I've come to light, bruh. I didn't know until I started reading up on him. So now I've, I've turned a new leaf, bruh. One thing about me, bruh if if I'm not knowledgeable, I don't know something I learned, then I'll come to understand and I'll accept that I was wrong. But we're gonna be talking about the x-men. I'm gonna have to admit that I was wrong. I I'm sorry, community of the x-men, of this particular character. I'll say it on the next. I ain't afraid, but I was wrong, bro. I didn't know, I ain't know he had that dog like that.
Speaker 3:But no no, no, no, I'll tell you when you cut this out. But but yeah, we're gonna be talking about them. We're gonna talk about, like I said, people that are useless, the best ones, uh, favorites, um, just stuff like that. We're gonna do research on it. I know some things we might not get right or whatever, but that's what we got y'all to fact check this, if y'all want to fact check us or not extensive y'all gonna learn about our fairy characters and shit like that.
Speaker 3:But the x-man look, look forward to it next week guys be at you y'all got anything to say before nothing, we're good chief we'll see y'all next episode peace.
