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EP 13- Dinosaur Delights: Exploring Prehistoric Giants and Modern-Day Fantasies at Kosmic Cove
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Ever wondered what it would be like to cook a Spinosaurus? Tune into Kosmic Cove as we embark on a thrilling journey exploring the fascinating world of dinosaurs! From their retractable talons to their massive sizes, we break down the unique features of Jurassic giants like the Velociraptor and the Spinosaurus. Our discussion takes a humorous twist while imagining these prehistoric creatures on a modern-day dinner plate, and we even tackle some common misconceptions about their appearances and behaviors. Trust us, you won't look at chickens the same way again!
But that's not all! We delve into the behavioral patterns and evolution of the mighty T-Rex, comparing their solitary hunting style to big cats like tigers. We reveal jaw-dropping details about their territorial nature and unexpected cannibalistic tendencies. We also highlight the awe-inspiring scale of these ancient creatures through our personal experiences visiting dinosaur skeletons in museums. And just when you think you know everything about T-Rexes, we throw in comparisons with other theropods like Carnotaurus and Allosaurus, leaving you with a newfound respect for these prehistoric predators.
Ever had a dream that left you both terrified and exhilarated? We share our wildest dinosaur-related dreams and discuss the primal fears ingrained in our DNA. As we imagine the chaos of bringing dinosaurs back to life through genetic manipulation, we provide a humorous yet thought-provoking take on the challenges of controlling these ancient beasts. From riding a T-Rex to family gatherings to facing nocturnal predators, this episode promises a rollercoaster of laughs, thrills, and a few goosebumps. Don't miss out on this captivating ride through the world of dinosaurs and beyond!
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Oh, you think darkness is your ally.
Speaker 2:You merely adopted the dark.
Speaker 3:I was born in it. Molded by it. I see death. Yo yo yo. Welcome to the Cosmic Cove. On this episode we're talking about the dinos. Hold on, bro, you already tripping.
Speaker 1:I thought I heard somebody.
Speaker 2:No, it was probably me moving around. Dj was over here scratching my leg. What the fuck is that? What the fuck?
Speaker 1:I thought I was tripping. I was like who's knocking on the door?
Speaker 2:That man was inconspicuous, bro.
Speaker 1:Who was this knocking?
Speaker 2:on the door. That's how he beat us in volleyball. He hit it up and I was like and he hit it and I was like, wait, why is he still looking up? I'm like. And then the ball went right past him. I'm like, damn bro, he hit me with the old trick and the bug Pump fake.
Speaker 3:Switcheroo. But yeah, it's me, ferris Dyer and the homies. And the homies Think of his name yeah, I think about the bitch Granted Repraisal.
Speaker 2:What's up G the boy reference Cha-chon, cha-chon, ka-ka, ka-ka, ka-ka, oh yo. I just try and hype up the intro, bro. That's all I try and do. I try, I try.
Speaker 3:I like that cha-chon. Tell them what today's spice is bro. The spice is the dinos bro from the Jurassic period at the era of the giants. Bro oh.
Speaker 2:I'm dead. Aka big lizards and big chickens, bro, okay.
Speaker 3:Big chickens bro.
Speaker 1:I ain't going to hold you, bro Dragons. I was about to say some stupid shit. I ain't going to lie to you, bro.
Speaker 3:Them paleosauruses, tyrannosauruses, velociraptors. Imagine cooking one of them over a spit If it tasted anything like chicken boy. Oh, they would hate me back in the day, I don't know. They didn't have like scales, though. No, they didn't.
Speaker 2:Well, they said that some of them had feathers.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like little feathers. Yeah, little feathers, but it was like kind of skin. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Like tight skin, like rubber skin, but not rubber skin Kind of like chicken, like chicken Without no feathers.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that is true, damn, I cooked that big motherfucker boy had that damn old bay on that son of a, that goddamn slapping mama's. We all my bad. What did you want to say, bro?
Speaker 2:This motherfucker always think about the yard bird. He already got the recipe, bro. He already got the caveman recipe. No, Kyle.
Speaker 1:I've been in that bitch.
Speaker 3:Yard bird, Bro, they would hate me. They would be like what that little motherfucker doing. Got that lemon pepper stuff I'm telling you, boy, Imagine having that leg boy, that leg bigger than this whole goddamn room bro.
Speaker 1:I just looked.
Speaker 3:What was it called, bro? It's just like to get the size, really the depth of it, bro, that motherfucking. I think the one predator, what's it called? The Spinosaurus, mm-hmm, motherfucker, was 45 foot long. How fucking big that is, bro.
Speaker 1:That was the dinosaur I was going to talk about's like one that's like, my favorite one was the spinosaurus and the velociraptor yeah, yeah, but the velocity is mine too, so I saw that like this yeah, do you know they, uh my bad no, no, go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 2:You're. You're gonna say the same thing I already know. Go ahead, go ahead. You got it where you got.
Speaker 3:No, you go, no you got it chat coming go chat.
Speaker 2:We losing time camera go chat chat. We losing time chat, camera gonna cut off.
Speaker 3:I'm telling you uh, I was about to say like somebody, like 3D printed, like the actual replica and stuff like that. Bruh them fucking talons, though, cause they stand up like that. They don't touch the ground, they only like they retract them. Bruh them, fuckers, was that long? And they curve. So when they jump on something, they hook in like that, bro.
Speaker 1:It's like a big-ass dewclaw. Yeah, like those and shit got that thump. It's made to hold when they touch on them.
Speaker 3:I had a motherfucker like that goddamn big and hooked like that, bro, that motherfucker.
Speaker 2:I saw that a lot of people were saying that the thing that people used to think was they used it to like cut stuff open. But that wasn't the case. They used that claw to like pin like the animal down and stuff just kind of like an eagle bro, like yeah, yeah, that's all that, motherfucker hitting you.
Speaker 2:Oh, no, bro. Oh, but to see the thing is. They said they weren't that tall bro. They said the velocirapt is like on Jurassic Park. That's not a Velociraptor, that's more like how do you say it? Denoculus or something like that. However you say it, it's like a bigger version of the raptor, but that's a North American dinosaur. The Velociraptor came from Asia and the Denoculus, however the crap you say the name, I can't pronounce it.
Speaker 3:Them names is crazy. I was looking at them, bro. Y'all should have seen me down.
Speaker 2:I had the furniture floating. I'm telling you, man.
Speaker 1:Like I need fun trying to say this shit. You're barely speaking English, that shit was awful.
Speaker 2:But yeah, the ones that are like in Jurassic Park are pretty much like, much like based off like the big ones that were in north america and stuff like that. But, um, I don't know, they said that. Um, they actually did keep the claws up, but I read somewhere that they did that to keep that one sharp so it never got dull or whatever. So that's why they'd walk like that, that's crazy, that was not like it, but I don't know bro I read a bunch of stuff actually.
Speaker 1:Actually I heard they were really smart. Yeah, it doesn't damn, because the terrain ain't.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because, if you think about it, dogs are outside and they run all the time. You ain't got to trim their nails. But so that makes perfect sense. Yeah, sheave your knife, bro, that's right bro. That's crazy. I didn't know that.
Speaker 3:You learn shit every day. That's so fucking cool. It kind of blows my mind because I always wonder. I'm like what's the? You know what? I'm saying that? But I feel like it'd just be clunky. And they so fast and agile, but just to keep them bitches like prime ready bro, so they don't get fouled out.
Speaker 1:Damn. I just thought about, like the big cats, their claws is retractable Other than the cheetah. Because the cheetah? Because the cheetah, they use their claws like cliques so they can have more attraction, so they retract so they can keep them sharp. That's crazy. I never knew that. I never thought about it like that.
Speaker 2:That's crazy, like if you hold a cat, his paws are smooth or whatever, but when he stretches or whatever, it's crazy how they come out. You literally see them like Wolverine type. Shit, bro, bro. It's crazy though, but I did see that the they said that according to like the bones they found or whatever and stuff like that, they said that the Velociraptor was actually like the size of a big turkey. Like that was actually the size of the Velociraptor, that damn hurt like a bitch, though they weren't the size of like a person like a six foot weren't the size of like a person like a six foot, five foot tall.
Speaker 1:They weren't that big they were actually just big ass turkey, big ass turkey, so it was basically a big ass peacock yeah sort of yeah, I'm a bitch, you still probably hurt an egg. But see, they don't know yeah, I know that, just imagine little motherfuckers.
Speaker 3:Yeah they were, the pack were they pack hunters.
Speaker 2:So I read something they said that they didn't have no uh proof that they actually did hunt in packs, though they did find bone masses like a bunch of them like herding towards, like they probably like herd together and head towards it. Oh, okay, but then they said they couldn't really prove that they were pack hunters okay I mean that make you think I don't know what's the evolved form?
Speaker 1:like, the transition form from a damn Velociraptor? Like what animal I?
Speaker 3:heard chickens are like the closest things to them.
Speaker 1:Chicken, what birds?
Speaker 3:Yeah, birds Like chickens are close to like Velociraptors, tyrannosaurus, rexes and all.
Speaker 2:They said the pigeon is like a really long distant cousin of the T-Rex bro. A pigeon.
Speaker 3:That government shit. They got out there the government camera no cap.
Speaker 1:What did Mike Tyson?
Speaker 3:say my pizza. You see this? He said that, not me. Nah, I don't want no pizza.
Speaker 1:Please, mike Tyson please, mike Tyson, please don't.
Speaker 2:Please, Mike Tyson, please.
Speaker 3:Hey, let's do the whole second talk Nah much love Mike, but uh, I was feeling like tarantulas, rex, bro, like, just like. It's like a quick overview and uh, rev can get that a crazy ass audio. He comes slipping, going to slip it in here somehow.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm going to put the.
Speaker 3:That shit is crazy when y'all hear that. But anyway, oh yeah, how they sound. Yeah, they were really territorial bro.
Speaker 2:The.
Speaker 3:T-Rexes. Yeah, they were super territorial, bro, did they?
Speaker 2:run in packs or how did they?
Speaker 3:Nah, they were solo.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, like yeah, it's basically that's it. They just like, uh, tigers and what other? Yeah, they had a. I forgot. I keep talking about big cats, man, but that's the only thing that I know, that's. That's related to how they survive.
Speaker 2:yeah, yeah, it's like their same way of living kind of deal, like you can see from the current animals that we have to see like kind of like the habits that they probably would have had back in the day, kind of deal, I'm thinking tigers, jaguars, cougars, mountain lions.
Speaker 1:They don't run in packs, they're all solo hunters and the bobcats I think the only ones that run in packs as a big cat version is lions.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the lions.
Speaker 1:No, no, you're good.
Speaker 3:Apparently, because I was just saying how many miles, they didn't tell me how many miles they patrolled for their territory. But apparently at times, like all reptiles, they were cannibalistic, eating not only their own kind but hatchlings as well. Given the chance. For dinosaurs, it was also very aggressive and territorial, with the females, for dinosaurs was also very aggressive and territorial, with the females being the largest and the most aggressive, I believe it. Yeah, I believe it. I never thought about that.
Speaker 1:But yeah, bro, but like the females, so the ones that we used to see is used to female.
Speaker 3:The real big ones female. But it makes sense because they're, but I heard that too.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Because they're aggressive.
Speaker 1:Yeah, female animals are aggressive, but bruh.
Speaker 3:They say like if they see another one on sight right there, bruh Boom oh dang.
Speaker 2:They fighting right on sight.
Speaker 3:Right on sight, bruh, if they even see another one.
Speaker 2:Chill man, the fuck is this I thought you were imitating the T-Rex coming. Nah, bruh.
Speaker 3:Shit. Okay, that's probably. And it's crazy, bro, and they were like, believe it or not, they were kind of fast too.
Speaker 2:But they weren't as agile bro.
Speaker 3:Nah, I don't know Like big-ass powerhouses.
Speaker 1:Okay, it's a different type of, I want to say like a type of T-Rex, but it's the Carnotaurus. It's probably a different type of.
Speaker 2:T-Rex yeah, it's the one that got the horn.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, it got the horn. The horn, yeah, I was trying to figure out how the hell you say that, oh, the Carnos.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, taurus. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. They kind of look like T-Rexes, but they're not. That's crazy. I heard them. Things are pretty aggressive too.
Speaker 3:What's the dot?
Speaker 1:It says as long as prey don't quote me. Yeah, dinosaurs, teeth belonging to, related to, I believe.
Speaker 3:Theropods, theropods. It says theropods, oh okay.
Speaker 2:I was about to say theropods is just like a group of dinosaurs, that's like the cannibal ones or like the meat-eating dinosaurs kind of deal it said, the allosaurus being the most common opponent. Have you ever seen the skeleton of a T-Rex?
Speaker 1:Yeah. Yeah, bro, like when you ever went to the Washington?
Speaker 2:DC field trip. Y'all went to it. Yeah, some badass kids in.
Speaker 1:Washington Dude, y'all done over, I done this shit. What year was it?
Speaker 3:I think it was 2020, wasn't it when I went to DC? Oh, he went now.
Speaker 2:During COVID.
Speaker 1:No 2019, then oh, okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, COVID hit like 2021?.
Speaker 1:No, no, it was 2020. 2020? Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, something like that man that was thugging bro.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was fun.
Speaker 2:I was about to say what you do over there.
Speaker 1:Oh bullshit.
Speaker 2:You went bro, yeah it was fun.
Speaker 1:I was about to say what you do over here. Oh, you want to go look at museums and everything. Bro, I just went just to go.
Speaker 2:It was free, it was me. Hey, bro, it's pretty cool stuff.
Speaker 1:You'll see up there, though, bro me and my ex went up there.
Speaker 3:It was fine oh okay, that bro, I seen them man, I just imagined bro. And then I was looking at just most of the dot. They like ate everything back then, but they was like most mammals though. And I was looking at just most of their diet. They like ate everything back then, but they was like most mammals though. When they was young, you know, most mammals weren't big back then there was no mammals, they said. Mammals was like the size of, like frogs, badgers, Mammals were?
Speaker 3:Yeah, mammals weren't big Lizards ruled back then bro, oh, wow, okay, and when? They got older. That's when they went. They said after the other stuff, bro. But they said what's the one with the club tail? What's that one called again Got the spikes on it.
Speaker 1:I know what you're talking about the brachiosaurus. No, the brachiosaurus is the one that got the spike tail. I don't know.
Speaker 2:No, that is the one he's talking about.
Speaker 1:Is that the brachiosaurus?
Speaker 3:The brachiosaurus. I'm telling you, bro, shout out to all them people that know they're dinosaurs.
Speaker 1:Yeah them names, bro. Every little kid's like I'm, like that's a T-Rex, no, it's not.
Speaker 2:Oh, the brontosaurs Like the long neck.
Speaker 3:I forgot what the other one called, but that's like when they was younger, that's like that and like crocodile or crocodilians. Back in the day it was like they're naturopathic. But when they basically get older they say they basically impenetrable, like nothing mess with them when they get older.
Speaker 2:So the only T-Rex, the only enemy of a T-Rex, was the crocodiles, the Sarcos.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I guess, when they was like little. But once they get full grown to adulthood, nothing Damn.
Speaker 2:Nothing mess with them.
Speaker 3:Just imagine, bro, adulthood nothing, damn nothing, mess with him just imagine bro you on the beach all your?
Speaker 2:that's what I'm saying, bro. What the then? All you see is that thing coming through the brush.
Speaker 3:You not even down here, it's like that bitch all the way up there big head bro freaking long and all you see is like it, like flares his nostrils.
Speaker 2:Oh no, nigga to go. I give it a three-piece, real quick Three-piece. But apparently I think they had bad eyesight too bro, I saw something about it, but I really can't remember.
Speaker 3:If you look at it, though it kind of makes sense, because look how big their fucking head is and look how small their eyes are.
Speaker 2:Well, they had a big brain, so they said that they were actually kind of smart hunters.
Speaker 1:I can see that though. Well, you know, they say that it was the dinosaur documentary that I was looking at on Disney, disney Plus, and it said that dinosaurs evolved from fishes Okay, and the only difference is how they kept evolving. They started off with no spine, and when they developed a spine, that's when they kept evolving and got better and better and they developed lungs and shit like that. So it's kind of wild.
Speaker 2:That is crazy, bro, to think that something evolves over time like that.
Speaker 3:Oh, never mind, bro. Damn, it wouldn't have been a good time to be alive, hell no. No, because it says Rex has relatively poor eyesight, a fact which has been widely accepted in popular consciousness, despite being very probably untrue. They say in fact it's likely the T-Rex had better binocular eyesight than a modern eagles and hawks.
Speaker 1:Damn Damn bro, it wouldn't have been that motherfucking C-U binocular eyesight than a modern Eagles and Hawks. Damn Bro.
Speaker 3:It wouldn't have been that.
Speaker 2:Motherfucking see you from all the way back there and jump on you, I'd be taking this shit bro it catch me through all the brushes, and then just that little tiny guy.
Speaker 1:I see you, just imagine them big ass, people just die.
Speaker 3:Just want to look at you like that. Like them chickens. They be like this. I'm like this.
Speaker 1:Send me to my maker man, cause I can't remember.
Speaker 3:Damn, that would've been a terrible time To live back then, jesus.
Speaker 2:Hey, bro, shout out to all the cavemen that was out there Fighting for they lives bro.
Speaker 3:They wasn't doing a good job. That's why they was staying inside.
Speaker 2:That's why they called cavemen.
Speaker 3:That's what it's called Literally. That's what it's called, oh shit yeah, that's what they did.
Speaker 1:They literally.
Speaker 3:Stayed in their caves and you know like how a lot of y'all have like problems, um, um, like y'all scared of the dark.
Speaker 2:Hey bro, hey, yo chill.
Speaker 3:That be me. I know that's right, but um, a lot of it's um, it's actually instinctual, like it's down in your dna, bro. They said it's because most predators was out at night.
Speaker 2:So they was taught and they known like inside you, bro, that was like it's bad to go out at night never go out at night, go always go out in the day or you would die yeah well, that is something that's true, that uh trauma and uh I don't know about fears or anything like that but that stuff can get yeah, it could be passed down to like your um, how would you say your kids and stuff like that.
Speaker 3:But they ain't never like. That was like a no, no, I guess back then like never go outside the door imagine the first person that found that out.
Speaker 2:He said woo woo, woo, woo and out there with that fire club. All he saw was yeah oh shit hey look, everybody else looked at each other.
Speaker 1:Don't hit don't hit.
Speaker 3:Take that rock and put it back over that hole where you go.
Speaker 1:Hey, go back to the last episode. Look like we got some legs, see being in the that.
Speaker 2:That's a good transition right there, because, like, say, a caveman was to run away from the dinosaur on land.
Speaker 3:Imagine the shit they had in the water. Yeah, in the water. It was just as worse, bro. That's why I'm like Jesus.
Speaker 2:Gives me chills bro. I can't stand that shit bro. I actually had a dream one night that-.
Speaker 1:What kind of damn dreams you be having, bro?
Speaker 2:Bro, I could be a movie director, bro. If y'all want some ideas for a movie, hit me up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, melatona, I told you I'll be taking it, bro, I'll be taking it.
Speaker 2:Oh, it just called running off of four hours of sleep bro.
Speaker 1:Oh no.
Speaker 2:Now it was like I think I was with Yayo bro, we were exploring this cave or some shit, and it ended up being a base or some shit. Hey bro, face or some shit. Hey bro, hey, yo, I can't, I can't that's some shit that would happen.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's what I said. I can hear y'all yo the fuck is this.
Speaker 2:I can hear, yeah but we weren't supposed to be down there and it was like something dr evil type shit from monster powers then you could hear on the intercom intruders and I'm like, oh we, shit, we got to get out of here. There's people running out Bro. We was sliding down this hill or whatever. This little metal thing. It's kind of like a subway kind of deal.
Speaker 2:It goes like that kind of thing, and there was water that went down like this or whatever. It was like a river going through the cave or some shit, and they stopped following us. I'm like, bro, they stopped following us. That's not good. All you heard on intercom was, uh, personnel stand back, something, something about release the shark or some shit like that release the shark.
Speaker 2:Yeah, bro, they had a big ass shark and so they had, like it was like a damn kind of thing, and it opened and then the water level started, started rising, bro, I started hyperventilating. In my dream I was like, because they said shark, bro, like I knew a shark was coming, bro, I saw the fin, bro, I saw the fin of that shark bro, it came up and almost bit me, bro, it was like it said.
Speaker 2:I was like backed up against, like the corner, whatever that thing said. And well, not like that, but it tried to get me whatever and, like you could see, like the shark's teeth, you know how like their gums are, like sticking out whatever, and it just like, sat there like bro. I'm telling you, bro, my heart, I almost had a heart attack in my sleep, but I had, like this sharp rock bro. I said, bro, I gotta face my fears. Bro, I stabbed that motherfucker in his nose.
Speaker 1:I said yeah.
Speaker 2:Bro, I stabbed him in his nose. Bro, I woke up, I said I live.
Speaker 3:Keep the change, bitch. Hey yo, the crazy about it, bro. I can imagine that fear Just seeing that fin make that like split that water. Hey yo, motherfucking Hawk was about to beat through his goddamn.
Speaker 2:What the fuck was all y'all doing?
Speaker 3:I don't remember bro, I just remember it was me, I was focused on me and the shark in front of me Soon as that fin. Oh, hell no.
Speaker 2:Bro, it was game bro. I'm glad I woke up, bro. Damn bro, it was like imagine sitting in front of your car and you see how the face of the vehicle is.
Speaker 1:Just imagine it being like that, bro, that's rough.
Speaker 2:That's rough. I hit it with that rock, though, bro.
Speaker 3:I ain't never had no motherfucking dream like that, I think, actually speaking like dinosaurs. I remember when I was a kid. I vaguely remember, bro, I finally like I was getting chased by a dinosaur I'm just assuming it was T-Rex but like I ran into a house, but like I had to like, and the thing is, though, like I had to stay, like, away from the windows, or to pull me through them.
Speaker 2:Oh damn.
Speaker 1:But I was like a little bro.
Speaker 3:I was a little shit bro.
Speaker 2:I mean I what the fuck bro?
Speaker 3:but y'all had to say, like in the middle of the house because it'd stick his head in but it couldn't get me. And then it uh, like when it couldn't get me, one way it'd try to go around the other side of the house, stick his head through and try to get man. That shit was ass, bro, that shit was that didn't have no business watching that bullshit. But then that shit got me. He said seen, it I was. I will say I think I never had a drink about a shark.
Speaker 3:But I know that shit's a bad feeling, cause you got nowhere to run in no fucking ocean, I mean shit.
Speaker 2:I never dreamed about a shark. I had another one. I remember, like I don't know, I was just in water, but I just remember being in the water like this, the waves going Middle of the ocean, ocean. I was just floating like that and then I was like what am I doing here? I was like I need to get the land, bro. I saw a shark fan. I was like lord, take me down god damn.
Speaker 2:And it's crazy because, like I was like nah, I'm just seeing stuff, bro, the shark was red, though in my dream, like this one, it was like red oh shit, I remember I was just sitting there and then it like this is me right here floating in the water. Bro, this motherfucker took a chunk but he missed me and it like went right beside me. I'm like I gotta wake up I woke up, but I was like.
Speaker 3:Thank you, lord, it's just a dream, bro I'm telling you, bro, I remember that shit.
Speaker 2:Clearly. I'm like, bro, I don't All y'all people that be out in the ocean surfing and shit bro.
Speaker 1:My hat's off to y'all.
Speaker 2:Marine biologists. Bro, my hat's off to y'all so what you going to do when we go to the, what you call it. Bro, I ain't going in, no water bro.
Speaker 3:Bro, I'm about to be. I'm dead, me, I'm dead. You ain't gonna stick your feet in bro. No, that just clicked. I said now this motherfucker, I'm gonna be right there with him.
Speaker 2:Nah, I used to go up to my shoulders, bro.
Speaker 3:I used to be out there, I did it like the the first time. I went bro, I did it bro, and then that fucking water hit me in my mouth. I said I said you know what I said. I'm about to get the fuck out of here, but now I can feel the tide like grabbing me. I said nah, I said I can kind of foresee this. I ain't even going to go neck deep, bro. I said, yeah, let me go ahead.
Speaker 2:You're going to be like your brother Trey, bro. What did he say? He jumped off the ski, the jet ski or whatever, and he swam all the way to. He said man, I don't know he's like. What did he say? They hyped him up or some shit. He got caught up in the moment. He just jumped out the just do it or whatever. I think so bro he said. But when he realized he couldn't touch the bottom, he just swam straight to shore, he's like I just kept swimming swimming.
Speaker 2:He's like by the time I hit that land, I just laid over, oh he did, he did bro, he liked that shit bro.
Speaker 3:Like, oh bro. But the thing is y'all, I have no trouble like swimming in lakes and rivers, I don't. But, boy, when it comes to that ocean man, you seen that picture of that lady got that chunk of her leg taken by that shark. Looked like a bit of fucking apple, motherfucker. Fuck that. I can't Look man. But just knowing like the megalodon was running around back then, what's the other?
Speaker 1:big motherfucker bro. He was way bigger than it was. It's a shark out there that's bigger than the fucking it's like a leviathan or something it's called leviathan but it had that kind of like that sperm.
Speaker 2:Well, like a big well or something.
Speaker 3:No, that's the one that had, like it was bigger than that. That shit was huge, bro. Somebody look, somebody, look it up. It was in Jurassic Park. They put them in there.
Speaker 2:Oh, the thing that was inside the water. Yeah, bro, that big motherfucking thing, that's the thing that ate the T-Rex, or that dinosaur that was chasing him.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the new one. Yeah, that big motherfucker, bro.
Speaker 2:He was running around in there, man with that long ass and eating the shit beginning of it, wasn't he yeah, that cruise ship, I mean that big boat, yeah. And then that thing just went yeah.
Speaker 3:Nah, yeah, all right, see, motherfuckers kept going missing, bro, that's all.
Speaker 1:I can tell you it's called a. It was bigger than a Megalodon. It's called a. It said ancient, 57 feet, 62 tons, leviathan predator. That's crazy, leviathan Predator. That's crazy, bigger than that.
Speaker 3:That's it, the Tyrannosaurus, whatever.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:That's that motherfucker. That's it. It's supposed to have been huge, bro. That motherfucker was eating everything.
Speaker 2:I'm going to have a drink, the.
Speaker 1:Megadon is in the middle.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, Damn, yeah chat. That's why back in the day bro.
Speaker 2:Stay out of that water, bro.
Speaker 3:Stay the fuck up out of that water bro.
Speaker 2:It's still in there, bro. I promise y'all it is bro.
Speaker 3:Down there in that damn what you call it, that thermal layer bro, with all them volcanoes.
Speaker 1:And Tartarus, but yeah, man.
Speaker 3:Well, yeah, just to be like, just to be because. But they said we wouldn't like, they said it'd been real hard for like modern humans to be back then because the radiation was so and the oxygen level was so rich, we couldn't probably stand it because the like back then the trees were a lot bigger too, the ecosystem was just like More original. Yeah, because the oxygen it probably was almost like I don't know the radiation and stuff like that. And they said, basically like cookers, basically. Oh, it said it was hot, but like I don't know how to explain it, bro.
Speaker 2:Hot and humid.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but it's like basically like perfect habitat for like big-ass lizards. Bro. It's hot, humid, always. You know what I'm saying. But they say the trees was the size like prehistoric trees was about. You know what I'm saying? But they say the trees Was the size Like prehistoric trees Was about. They're like the trunks About the size of this house, bro, Like just the width of it, Like or like the redwoods, yeah, almost like the redwoods, yeah. Probably bigger than that too, bro. That's how big they were, bro. That's insane.
Speaker 1:There's a tree out here that's Still standing Well, it ain't a tree. They cut it in half and you can still see the chunks. And that son of a bitch is miles and miles long bro.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm going to try to pull it.
Speaker 3:I can't think where it's at Somebody probably, but them things back in the day just to have probably. Even the bugs were huge, bro. I know them motherfucking bugs. Imagine a mosquito hitting your ass back then she Motherfucking aside that little pinch, what you call it I can imagine being long with that just to get blood from like a T-Rex or something. Bro, you had to yeah, horseflies Things worse than Red Cross, bro.
Speaker 2:No, okay, y'all said just one bag. Why y'all got four bags?
Speaker 3:What the fuck.
Speaker 2:All that for a fucking biscuit.
Speaker 3:I'm telling you, oh shit, I was that for a fucking biscuit. I'm telling you, oh shit, I was hungry. They gave us taco bell. Taco bell, that's what it's called.
Speaker 1:The devil's tower the devil's tower.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh wow, oh okay, it's a theory that mountains are trees.
Speaker 1:I don't know about that, I don't either mountains are trees.
Speaker 3:Hold on bro I don't know, but now I know like obsidian is made in trees oh, is it like?
Speaker 2:essentially they come from volcanoes like the?
Speaker 3:oh yeah, I think it is maybe, but like I know, they found in trees too, like they say it's like obsidian's like really sharp, like really sharp, no, it is.
Speaker 2:That's what the um but it's fragile at the same time that's what the um, which call, is used in their clubs. That club the mayans and stuff.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, they use it. But the cool thing about it in black homie that thing is freaking huge bro, damn that is insane.
Speaker 3:But they uh, because when it's, let's say, when you cut somebody and it breaks off, actually what obsidian breaks off, it makes it sharper. So when everything it breaks off, it makes it sharper. So the next hit you do is going to be even sharper. Bro, that shit crazy. But just stuff like that. Now, the Omnivores probably went bad, but they were some pretty tough ones, just like you know, the one with the spikes and then the club and then the Triceratops. Bro, that's like one of the coolest looking dinosaurs I ever thought. Bro. Triceratops, oh yeah, the Tric, I haven't thought. Bro. The triceratops, oh yeah, the triceratops were pretty cool. Bro. The motherfuckers, bro, a giraffe, well, I call that triceratops be like what I guess, like a rhino, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, but them things probably was huge, bro.
Speaker 2:It's cool how they have like the obviously the horn, and then they have like fans out, like fans out, like that or whatever.
Speaker 3:That's pretty cool. Anyway, we had some uh, what you call difficulties. It'd be all right technical difficulties because the truck yeah, yeah, y'all won't see all of our uh ugly mugs yeah, you're a little ugly dudes but no, bro, like I like how the skull look, bro, just like triceratops, bro, just imagine how like heavy them things were back then, bro. But basically, like like in the other, what was the ones?
Speaker 3:uh, bro, I don't y'all like y'all excuse me, I'm I don't know none of these fucking names, but like I forgot a whole bunch of them and I looked at them.
Speaker 3:Um, but the ones basically with the hard heads bro, they basically like basically hit each other in the head, but they I heard yeah, but I heard, bro, like, like it hit so hard bro, like when they did that, bro, like the fuck, it's basically like a concussion grenade going off. They hit each other like that, bro, that's how hard they be hitting. Like if you was anywhere in a vicinity it like burst your eardrums or something like that. Yeah, but I mean if y'all know a little bit more about it than me.
Speaker 1:Shit, I pulled it up, but hell, I can't say it. We butchering your name dude, Let me look. Psychosis. I was about to say psychosis.
Speaker 3:Hell nah.
Speaker 2:Go ahead. We're about to play a new game. Can you pronounce this dinosaur?
Speaker 3:It don't usually it'll say it for you.
Speaker 2:Just type in pronunciation and then it'll have like that.
Speaker 1:It'll come up with the little button that you push and it'll say it for you. Patchycephalosaurus yeah.
Speaker 3:It sound like syphilis.
Speaker 1:Patchycephalosaurus, patchycephalosaurus Patchycephalosaurus. There you go, we educated y'all yeah.
Speaker 2:I promise we got high school diplomas. Some of us got college degrees.
Speaker 1:That's sad, and I do.
Speaker 3:That's the bad thing about it.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, what the fuck bro? That's crazy.
Speaker 3:But yeah man.
Speaker 1:So what it means in Greek Thick-headed lizard, patchylosaurs.
Speaker 3:Oh, go over the other one man. Oh, the spinosaurs, yeah.
Speaker 2:So my favorite one would probably be the spinosaurs, bro, because you know, they were so big and they said, like the spine was like maybe like six, eight foot tall, like just the spine that sticks out of the water, but like it's the only dinosaur to be able to be on land and in water. Since their nostrils are so far back, that makes it ideal for them to be able to just keep their head low and be able to cruise in the water like that. You get what I'm saying. Yeah, because if their nostril was down here it'd be in the water and they'd be like but it's basically like how alligators call it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're essentially like an alligator, like a relative of the alligator, and they didn't pick up and they I sit up here so they can, yeah, skim to them top of the uh they actually have, like the same type of snout as an alligator, crocodile kind of deal like they have the snout whatever like long nobody say man alligators and caimans and crocodiles, man, they some of the of the coolest fucking reptiles out here man, them and tortoises.
Speaker 3:I think the only thing that's like from the, I think it's one more animal or two more from like that prehistoric period bro.
Speaker 1:I know, when I was in PA, when I lived up there, they had this exotic pet shop and they had a caiman in there for sale A caiman.
Speaker 2:A caiman, how big was it.
Speaker 1:It was a baby caveman, it was about that big.
Speaker 2:But how big does it get though, bro A?
Speaker 1:caveman. It's a different type of caveman. Oh, okay, it's probably about that big or well, they can't see it about that big or some shit like that. And they had one, two feet, three feet about that, motherfucking big and guess how much it is $800.
Speaker 2:I said that's crazy $800.
Speaker 3:Nah chap, but no, they're going to bite my leg and kill me, that's what I'm saying. Beat my quarter legs. But that means that crocodiles and alligators, or crocodilians just in general, always have one survival instinct, and that's to eat everything they can, bro, that's what they said. Like a shark, believe it or not. When a shark comes up to you, bro, they're more curious than anything. That's why I say you just push them away.
Speaker 1:But when you see them and when they see you and you floating up there, you kind of mimic a seal, that's if you thrash and stuff.
Speaker 3:That's what they said when you see them, don't go like that and just try to swim away from them. It triggers that instinct you might be injured, so they'll try to eat you. That's what they say Stay calm, point towards them. They come to you, you just take their nose and you just push them away All right.
Speaker 1:I know a documentary how they say how the color scheme of a shark is. You know how they split. A white at the bottom and blue at the top is like when you like at the top of an ocean or something and you look down, you won't be able to see them. But when you look it up, you won't be able to see them too, because the light reflects us Well, they blend in with them. It's kind of cool.
Speaker 3:When crocodilians see you, when they head up towards you, it ain't because they curious. They gonna try to eat you, they gonna try to eat your motherfucker, and that's them bringing them this far, bro, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:That's crazy. Right there, they actually said that the Spinosaurus is actually bigger than the T-Rex yeah, bigger than the T-Rex. Yeah, bigger than the.
Speaker 3:T-Rex Way bigger than the T-Rex. Yeah bro, I just looked at that motherfucker what 45 foot long. I said God damn bro. Just think if they start crossbreeding, like like spinosaurs or the T-Rex, like some of the carnivores, like X-Star crossbreed they probably couldn't because, like I said, t-rex is just ultra aggressive, so as soon as they seen it, they would have tried to fucking.
Speaker 1:True, probably would have Well you got other kind of wolves like Velociraptors, and you got different types of wolves.
Speaker 2:Unless that, swamp gas to them, buddy. It's just that lonely night, bro, for that T-Rex Taking a long stroll through the woods.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm on this perk right now.
Speaker 2:It's over for me, oh Lord, Smell the sword. Smelling all that gas from the swamp.
Speaker 1:I'm going to go ahead and get some of this spinal right quick.
Speaker 3:That's crazy, bro. And then, like they be that shit, that Jurassic shit ain't too far from true, they be splicing genes and shit. If they can get a clear, like a good clear one, bro, that's what they did in Jurassic Park. They had the base genes right there. I'm not a genetic geneticist fellas, so don't don't be killing me in the terms. You know comments. But like what they did was they took the base and then they filtered in with like the modern day lizards and then they just that's how they made them in jurassic park. So that's just scary. If they get a clear like dna which called, they're gonna try to make one, do it. No, I think they're already trying. Don't make it happen.
Speaker 2:Don't do it if we ain't learned anything from our predecessors in jurassic park I'm just trying to ride a t-rex and, uh, slide off the tail of a brontosaurus but yeah, bro, imagine that, motherfucker bro, I you cannot.
Speaker 3:ain't no way you could be kosher with the fucking thing. You know what I'm saying? Ain't no way like you could be around it. You have to put it in an enclosure and leave it, yeah.
Speaker 1:If you find an enclosure that's like, built to like, that's strong enough to hold that son of a bitch man.
Speaker 2:No, bro, I'm going to let it stay in my backyard, bro, it's going to know. Stay here, stay here, bro. That's what I'm going to have. See, elon Musk is going to have that brain chip and I'm going to just put the brain chip in there and then have Wi-Fi connected to the dinosaur and be like come here.
Speaker 3:How come the power go out?
Speaker 2:Huh, oh shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, what happened to him? Yeah, you can't rely on Spectrum. I got the data, the data. Go eat y'all, motherfucking ass.
Speaker 2:Rock and Taro's going to be out. Y'all don't worry bro.
Speaker 1:Come on, yeah, we got to go rock. You probably going to name him, Call that thing Reptar yeah, reptar World grabs Welcome. Reptar down the street.
Speaker 3:With a car chain. They be like this. Why that thing? Looking at me like that.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, looking at me like that oh shit, I'm out of wi-fi.
Speaker 3:Got connected as soon as you see the signal on your phone say no wi-fi.
Speaker 2:Bro, you're just sitting in your bed. I ain't going out heart dropping bro.
Speaker 3:I'll puke like this dilate on you heart goddamn dropping bro, you hear me and then the goddamn uh, that's just anything, bro, like if the Wi-Fi go out, motherfucking, you pay the bill. Nah, bro, I didn't pay the bill. Well, chat.
Speaker 1:I knew I paid that bill.
Speaker 3:I'm pretty sure I paid it. That motherfucker bought my legs. He ragged the motherfucking. He blew up my legs. I think, it'd probably be more like Get like a Velociraptor or the other one. I can do that. You know what I'm saying? That ain't no instant death.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying, go on, bro, you gotta ride the back of the T-Rex, pull up to the family function. What up fuckers? I know that's right bro.
Speaker 3:Get his ass, get his ass.
Speaker 2:Check out my new T-Rex. I just got the custom paint job, even if that thing they're going to have motherfucking everybody going to be trying to breed motherfucking dinosaurs now I know I got this too.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, Put that bitch on the table. Let's stack them up.
Speaker 3:Stack them up. I got this micro T-Rex now. Motherfucking eyes like that, Nah like looking crazy bro. Why are you bowlegging likele Try?
Speaker 1:to color on shit. I got me a fluffy. Oh shit, I got me a fluffy T-Rex.
Speaker 3:Yeah, man have all them colors and shit like that, and they did come in some pretty cool colors.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying? I'd probably be the one here. Yeah, I'm about to be breeding out there dinosaurs and shit like that. You got them eggs. Look, I got them on the hot lamp right now at the house. I got some pressure.
Speaker 3:Five, five, five, five bands for each one.
Speaker 1:Grand champion right here. What you setting folks Shit.
Speaker 2:Arm and leg, oh, literally.
Speaker 1:This motherfucker two-time spinal right here. Two-time spinal right here Two-time spinal, two-time velociraptor.
Speaker 3:That is crazy. They're fast. They probably wouldn't be as edge-hockey with them little ass arms, but they can see, oh, I'm tripping on y'all, y'all can get got. I ain't going to get, got.
Speaker 1:I don't think you're going to be able to trip because they got a lot of bams.
Speaker 3:No, I'm tripping on y'all. I didn't say one of them.
Speaker 2:I dig a hole. Bro, Watch this.
Speaker 3:That probably actually worked pretty good though.
Speaker 2:I don't know, bro, they step on the hole. That shit collapse on me, bro.
Speaker 3:Well, damn that bitch.
Speaker 1:How you die from a big toe.
Speaker 2:That's about a bitch, ain't it? Those things are freaking massive.
Speaker 3:Did they have the same what you call it cloth?
Speaker 2:I don't know what kind of features they had on themselves. I don't know if they had jagged teeth, if they had the feathers and all that other stuff on the T-Rex.
Speaker 1:I really don't know. There's some type of raptor that had feathers too.
Speaker 2:The Velociraptor. They said it had feathers along its arms right here and it essentially had the feathers to help keep itself warm.
Speaker 3:Oh, the dip, the liposaurus.
Speaker 1:It's called the microraptor, the one with the feathers, the blue.
Speaker 2:Oh, is it? Oh yeah, they do have microraptors. That's right, the little tiny ones bro, Like a dog.
Speaker 1:They said they actually was great swimmers.
Speaker 3:So you remember on, it's called the liposaurus source. The ones that spit the shit in your face.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:It's actually a toxin, bro, but it helps like, hold on, let me look, let me look. Sorry, fellas, I gotta look.
Speaker 1:Quick research the micro raptor couldn't fly, but it was the Nevermind.
Speaker 3:It says no evidence. It spit poison.
Speaker 1:I'm sad, pyro raptor was the one that actually could fly.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, a rapt one that could actually fly oh shit, a raptor that could fly, yeah. So that's pretty much like a bird then.
Speaker 1:Yeah, basically.
Speaker 3:A lot of them. Like I said, a lot of birds are them. You gotta understand, bro. You gotta understand if. Imagine if a chicken got a hundred times the size it is, they'd be pretty fucking scary like if you look at them.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying they said, the meaning of a power raptor means fire thief I know the like birds and stuff like that.
Speaker 2:They have like a mean peck, bro. So I'm trying to picture like the peck um a bird dinosaur would have, because you know they're like so much more massive. You know how, bro, we forgot all about they all right they all part of rap. No, we forgot about the because I know one of them can like crack into like a coconut kind of deal with the beak or some shit like that one of them type shit, that's a parrot that can do that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, the yeah, yeah, that's a parrot. They got sharp ones, just like a peck.
Speaker 2:Imagine how strong a freaking bird like a pterodactyl or whatever the name of them things are.
Speaker 3:Our pterodactyls was really bad too. People like pterodactyls All they're homeless. No, bruh, they were predatory too. Like them, motherfuckers catch you, bruh, but they were big too, bruh, I forgot what the biggest one was.
Speaker 1:Damn, I watched that damn national the size of an XL dog? No, they were bigger than that, bruh.
Speaker 3:Oh, you talking about the pterodactyls, bruh them pterodactyls, the ones I was looking on the National Geographic channel, bruh, like they was the kings of the sky. Bruh, that real biggin' oh bro, and it was like narrow Going back. I don't know which one that is. Let somebody fill me in, bro. I feel like we just saying I'm describing it the best way I can. Y'all know what I'm talking about. I just don't know the name. You know what I'm saying. But yeah, they were terrible, bro. I think they had like small teeth. They see you, bro, you got like, I mean, just like that, just be around in that period was not a good idea for anybody at that, like at that time, I think. So you know what, what else?
Speaker 1:could uh saber tooth tiger that went back in the prehistoric.
Speaker 2:That's a different era.
Speaker 3:Damn sure was. That's the. That's like the woolly mammoths. That too.
Speaker 2:That's like the Ice Age. Ain't doing no research about that. I know a little bit about it.
Speaker 3:We can say that from a different time, we can just do the Jurassic era. I'm going to let you know them motherfuckers on some different time. Back then, boy, they seen them woolly mammoths. They said, ooh shit, get that rock. We're going to put him over here, we're going to drop that bitch on his head. They did too. Look what they did. Imagine eating that motherfucker. That's a furry son of my bitch boy.
Speaker 2:Bobby pulling up around the camp with a mink coat on. That's what I was about to say. Dude, you don't know no shit like this.
Speaker 3:Looking like a Wookiee bro, Looking like Chewbacca I bet that shit was itchy, that motherfucker.
Speaker 1:God damn curls.
Speaker 3:Right here I'm telling you, boy, that shit probably smelled crazy too, like bullshit, just all the smells. Back in the day, though, bro, probably in that Jurassic area, shit probably smelled crazy as hell, bro. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Imagine that shit just Big mountains are done.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm saying. Tall as us bro.
Speaker 1:Nah chat, yeah, you go ahead and get you a pet dinosaur. Oh, cleaning that shit up. Yeah, I just thought about it. He's cleaning it up. Imagine cleaning it up. There's shit back there bro.
Speaker 3:Probably shit power probably that goddamn big bro. That's a mean workout shoveling, all that shit Shoveling shit.
Speaker 2:I don't know. You'll grow out in a problem and grow pretty good, though I ain't thinking that, bro. You're right, bro, I just put a big corkscrew on his asshole.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no that. Thing.
Speaker 1:That shit.
Speaker 2:That damn.
Speaker 3:That damn pressure buildup on that motherfucking shit out there. It's going to kill somebody.
Speaker 2:That's why I just take it to the dump yard, bro. All right, I'm going to let this loose. Y'all Watch out, watch out.
Speaker 3:No, Captain, I would ride a Ceratops. A Ceratops, I'd go right through somebody's goddamn house. I'd be like too, you motherfucker. They'd be like this. They'd just see the damn. They'd just see the they'd be trying to drink a drink. They'd just see it vibrate. What the fuck, dude?
Speaker 2:I told you I was going to come back, Gotcha bitch yeah, yeah, yeah, he the yeah.
Speaker 1:He licks with dinosaurs and shit. That's crazy.
Speaker 2:I never imagined that either, bro I don't know why I'd use that raptor as that horse bro.
Speaker 3:Bro, who you telling Well?
Speaker 2:like the big raptor. Like if it was Jurassic Park size, I'd get on one of them right there.
Speaker 3:I'd be gone, bro, train that thing like a dog, get his ass, get that motherfucker. I got it, oh, I got it. Oh well, they kind of did that in Jurassic World. That's where he trained them. He was eating their ass up too, boy, still, you have to feed them. You can't feed them regular kibble.
Speaker 2:They weren't going for that shit, they weren't taking that Victor food. Not that diamond, that ain't no turd, that's a rock.
Speaker 3:Hit the ground. God dog, yeah that. Victor turd, that's a rock, right that thing. Hit the ground. God Dog yeah, that victim one, that motherfucker. You killed a motherfucker with that probably what you say to me.
Speaker 2:Break a windshield with that thing, bro.
Speaker 1:That was a medium. Nah, it's shit.
Speaker 3:That's still the same thing, though the damn on the pterodactyls. Imagine somebody. That shit will fuck your window up, bro. That son of a bitch will land on you from now on. It could probably kill a person and hit him in the head. Yeah, it's a good thing we ain't got them thangs around here. Huh, that'd be kind of cool though.
Speaker 2:Hunting them.
Speaker 1:Hunting them what you mean, oh just being able to see them, yeah, being able to see them.
Speaker 2:We said to see him.
Speaker 3:Who said the first thing come by, somebody gonna try to hunt him.
Speaker 2:Go ahead, let him loose, Get him daddy Shoot that son of a bitch.
Speaker 3:Get him. Jake, Get my gun rifle. It'd be like Doug Hutton. I don't know what I'm doing. I know what I'm doing, I just gotta. I gotta That'd be pretty decent. I don't know man, get the same. Well, we wouldn't have to worry about it anyway, because it's really. You know, North Carolina get cold, so Texas, Florida.
Speaker 2:Y'all be in the shit, not us.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm about to say they probably migrate up here when it get hot.
Speaker 1:But then that shit, go back down there, damn.
Speaker 3:They probably get back hot.
Speaker 2:I'm moving to Alaska.
Speaker 3:Alaska.
Speaker 2:Catch me over there.
Speaker 3:How about that? Well, but I don't know, yeah, Alaska probably been the best bet.
Speaker 1:It's going to be dark out there. Bitch though, no, I'm thinking about.
Speaker 3:Nah, it's Alaska. It's one month it goes dark and then the other one. It never gets dark.
Speaker 1:I seen it was something on TikTok. I seen these motherfuckers got traps in Alaska. What you mean? Trap houses? Oh, for real.
Speaker 2:Damn.
Speaker 3:If y'all could see my goddamn face.
Speaker 2:What they trapping, bro Ice cubes.
Speaker 1:The ice, bro, they got that water.
Speaker 2:Oh no, bro, they got the the best ice in the world. Sonic ice they got their water. They got the best ice in the world.
Speaker 1:Sonic ice bruh. They got their ice.
Speaker 2:The little cubes, the little tiny ones. It's crazy.
Speaker 1:I'm tripping.
Speaker 2:They ain't got them big ice cubes and jawbreaker ass things that crack your molars, bruh. They got the little ones that get the flavor.
Speaker 3:I know, Cap. That's why I don't chew on ice no more. That's how I cracked my one tooth.
Speaker 2:Oh, for real, that's how that hole got in the middle of it. Damn, I already chewed on my shit, bro.
Speaker 3:That's what happened, because it ain't meant for that shit, bro. He said it ain't meant for that shit. I was like that, I was chomping that shit. I was like. I was like I seen little flakes of tooth. I said ain't, no fucking way. Well, I didn't know at the time. So I was brushing my teeth and something felt real weird, like I felt a bristle go inside my tooth and smack my gum. I said what the fuck? It didn't hurt at the time. Damn, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy. That cavity got up in there and that bitch started hurting. Oh yeah, I was like a bitch. I was in fetal position position.
Speaker 3:I remember I went to the dentist, bro. I said take it out, no cap, bro. I like if I couldn't cut, bro, because I couldn't find a dentist appointment. Then this one woman bro, she was like yeah, yeah, we're gonna go ahead and take it out, man. They took that bitch out. Then the top of it broke off, bro, and then she was like if I can't get it out, you're gonna have to go to an oral surgeon, then they're gonna have to cut everything out. I said, lord, have mercy. Please get it out, please, hey, yo. Well, I'm telling you, she took each individual root out bro, and my roots was like curved. She was like I ain't never seen this before. This shouldn't be happening. She was like yeah. She was like this is kind of rare.
Speaker 2:But she said your teeth different bro.
Speaker 3:But that's not good, bro. Them bitches is going to be hard to get out. She said my roots instead of. You know how roots usually curve in like that too. Mine was kind of curving out like that.
Speaker 2:Oh shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, chat.
Speaker 2:He a real canine y'all.
Speaker 3:So them bitches don't fall out, but if I want that bitch to come out, bitch, she pulled her hair out. I'm telling you, bro, she was like a little petite woman, I think maybe Middle Eastern. She was like this. She was like. She was like Bro. I could see like the sweat starting to go. I said, damn, that motherfucker ain't coming out, is he? Was she still awake?
Speaker 1:Yeah, they just numbed it. I'm telling you, when I got my shit pulled, put me to fucking sleep. How many you get pulled? I got all four of mine pulled. Oh yeah, I had to do surgery. I had to go up in my gums and get my shit out. Oh yeah, I was put me to sleep. I know I woke up In the middle of your wisdom teeth.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh god.
Speaker 1:I woke up in the middle of it Just Hell.
Speaker 2:no, what'd they?
Speaker 1:do the gas? No, they gave me a shot.
Speaker 2:They had the IVG plugged up to me. Oh, you was juiced up bro, how was your day?
Speaker 1:I said uh.
Speaker 2:I woke up.
Speaker 1:When I got out of there, he brought me a prescription for some permethazine. Life ain't nothing but a cheap thing and some ibuprofen Shit, I'll tell. Tell you what a time to be alive, cousin, when I got back to the crib hot and dry pussy, man hot, uh, japanese trigonometry. When I tell you, bro, I ran out of my damn medicine, I'm going to say about three days. You supposed to have spaced it out. No, that shit was hurting. I said write me some more. He said I got you. Write me some more, permittances.
Speaker 2:Hey bro, they don't do that. No more bro, they trying to find alternatives. They'll just hit you with a really strong Tylenol now, really.
Speaker 3:That's what they gave me, but no, I had Tylenol. Now, really that's what they gave me, I had Tylenol plus codeine in it.
Speaker 1:I was taking my shit, man. I was playing motherfucking Massadule and listening to rock music. And the thing is I said yeah, I was on some bullshit.
Speaker 3:And the thing is, bro, and the thing is it? Took the edge off a little bit, bro, but what happened? I didn't get up, I'm in a dark place. It took that edge off A little bit, bro, yeah, but like, like what happened? I didn't use it bro. So that bitch like, when that numb In the medicine were off, I filled every God damn thing she was pulling on, bro. It felt like somebody. It was aching so bad bro, I said God damn.
Speaker 1:I said, damn, I want some Taco Bell, some motherfucking. I couldn't vape. I said, yeah, go ahead and write me some more. I couldn't vape, man, that shit was rough, bro. That's like an opioid, though.
Speaker 2:That's why they had to stop like prescribing, like doing refills, like they'll give you the prescription possibly, but refills they don't do it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'd probably say opioid crisis. You know, prescription pills are the most addictive. A lot of people accidentally get addicted to them. Like you said, you get in a real bad car accident Me oh, I'm dead bro. Real bad car accident you actually end up getting.
Speaker 2:That's crazy, like what happened to people like you said. You go in and get in an accident, take your medicine and bam, you become an addict. Yeah, just like that. Addict bro, that's my dog. You got a raptor, bro, you got a raptor back there, that's how she sound bro, for real, like bro.
Speaker 1:I've never had a small dog like that, bro, I thought it was your old fire thing, bro.
Speaker 2:I just heard, bro, I thought it was that chirp bro, Beep Changing batteries.
Speaker 1:Yeah, man, I fucked this batteries. It's a nice dog. It's the first small dog I ever had. Well, no, it's not the first, the second small dog I had that I actually wanted. And bro, that little bitch man, you run up to her, you bite your foot, take her off. Running Little boat legged out here.
Speaker 3:I ain't gonna hold you. I've been quiet. I don't know like the weather we've been getting. It's just been raining fellas. It's nice and dark. I'm motherfucking tired, bro. You hear me. I ain't even going to hold you chat. I'm motherfucking tired, bro. Sorry to injure you, we're motherfucking tired bro, because it was damn.
Speaker 1:It was like this, like Sunday and shit, and seeing everything go dark, I said oh, hell, yeah. I said there's about to be a cool breeze on this goddamn dark Boom. Next thing, you know, it drizzled. Sun came back out. Human as hell. I said this some bullshit.
Speaker 3:That motherfucker over there bleeding it, uh it, uh Like cold pips, the man cold. It flooded out. I don't know what you call it. Some people had to stop working for it, though. Well, I'm telling you, it looked like a waterfall shooting up out of the fucking manholes in there, bro. Yeah, because it rained so hard, I know last year, not last year.
Speaker 1:Last, no, it was this week, I think it was Wednesday. I, not I, I damn what a what you call it bussing at work. I said yeah, I'm not going home. I got bills to pay.
Speaker 2:Fuck boy, what y'all want me to do Sweep this up. Nah, I ain't sweeping shit.
Speaker 1:I'm about to get missing. Oh, bruh, tell her I'm about to get missing On the clock.
Speaker 2:What y'all got, bruh? Y'all got some dinosaurs that y'all want to talk about. Gruddy, you got a Favorite dinosaur.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we ain't actually A favorite dinosaur, he. He probably didn't do no goddamn research. I did do research.
Speaker 2:He said he watched that documentary, the Disney one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was a long time ago. Lying son of a bitch.
Speaker 3:I thought this was a.
Speaker 1:Disney plus.
Speaker 3:I did it was damn.
Speaker 1:Actually it was last year, so you was just prepping, bro. Yeah, prepping ahead of time, yeah yeah, but my favorite dinosaur, I'm gonna have to go with the.
Speaker 3:Lick-a-lot-a-puss. Oh god, I'm going to tell you who told me that dumbass joke, bro. It was like this older guy, bro he was older, like he always had so many jokes like that bro, and I was like I wasn't even in the mood for that that one did get a chuckle. I ain't going to hold you.
Speaker 1:L Like a lot of pussiesaurus. No, but it's a velociraptor. That's why you ain't say nothing, because you was already going to talk about it. What's the dinosaur with the most teeth? I don't know.
Speaker 3:This motherfucker what is?
Speaker 2:it. No Hold on Quick break guys, we're going to do a quick research break.
Speaker 3:I don't want to say that over the witch card, Nah chat.
Speaker 1:All right, there ain't no way. They're trying to set me up Hell.
Speaker 2:I looked at that.
Speaker 3:I was like well, well well, hey, don't count Yo, I be hearing J-Rock with that shit, and I was like well, well, well, hey, don't count Yo, I be hearing J-Rock.
Speaker 1:With that shit, I was like J-Rock, what is it?
Speaker 2:No, I'm not saying that shit.
Speaker 1:I said you say it. Say it by yourself, don't you?
Speaker 3:No, I don't. How do you say?
Speaker 2:it.
Speaker 1:You know how you say it.
Speaker 3:Nah, I ain't saying.
Speaker 2:Hold on I got you, I got you that fucked up man Nigrosaurus. Nigrosaurus, I was going to say it. I was going to say it too. That's how you say it. I'm sure, that's how you say it. It's all about your pronunciation, guys, but that's kind of like the color black in Spanish, you know.
Speaker 3:Negro.
Speaker 2:No Negro, no, it's negro Negro.
Speaker 1:You just Just wrote the tongue With the motherfucker.
Speaker 2:No, it's, it's just, that's how you say black Negro. Oh bro, I saw somebody say Y'all gotta do something About this. Hey, bro, come over.
Speaker 1:I was about to say he said that motherfucker had I don't even know how to say that number, what, that's. How many teeth that son of a bitch had. All them, damn zeros. God, almighty, what, what it do with them. Eat, motherfucker, it's a, it's a. I'm the boy, I'm the boy, it's a. Really, yeah, it's not a, it's not a.
Speaker 3:Well, I can see that though, but it says. It says something. They call it the dubbed the, the Mosaic Lawnmower.
Speaker 1:That's what it looks like. It's got veneers.
Speaker 3:Like some of y'all motherfuckers. Porcelain bitch. That's how that bitch look Ain't. No fucking way. That's what I'm saying, bro, why. It look like you got a shovel right there, bro. It do look like it kill your lawn out, no cap bro. It do like kill your lawn out, no cap bro. You be like shit. I ain't got to mow my grass.
Speaker 1:Get the nitrosoils, go ahead the nitrosoils.
Speaker 3:Go ahead, let them out there. Go ahead, eat all that grass. That's crazy. But, like I said, I don't know why I keep thinking like damn how he really going to fill up on grass. You know what I'm saying? That's just because everything back in the day on steroids, flowers were big. Like I said, bugs were big. Imagine weed plant back in the day. Boy.
Speaker 2:Choo-wee. There ain't no weed plant, it's a tree.
Speaker 3:Yeah, there, actually probably was, bro. Imagine that, damn them. Damn what you call it, bro. Eat that shit. Yeah, chat I.
Speaker 2:Yeah, chat, I don't see how people come up with these names.
Speaker 3:Bro, that's my fan. How'd you even discover that?
Speaker 1:That ain't how he found that ain't how he found her Gigantosaurus it didn't have any natural predators.
Speaker 2:No natural predators. Yeah, I also saw that. Oh, go ahead.
Speaker 1:It had the capability of killing live prey, of course, like T-Rex Velociraptors and other carnivores dinosaurs.
Speaker 3:Good God, almighty. Why did it look like that? Like my ankle? Why did it look like that? Yeah, but I didn't even know, bro, we've been talking it up, okay, but I just thought it was like 30 minutes. That's why then I finally looked All right.
Speaker 2:Check it out. Check this out. You in your cave. You got T-Rexes right outside of your cave. How you getting away? You got one T-Rex outside of your cave. What are you doing to get away?
Speaker 1:I'm throwing my wife and my kids.
Speaker 3:That's terrible. I think you really just said that. No, I was going to say just the whole Jurassic ride how would you get?
Speaker 1:They are stressing me out. Eat them, some of them bitch.
Speaker 2:How would you combat a T yeah, like a dinosaur, Like back in there we're only I don't think they had.
Speaker 3:They may even have a spear, but I really that's what they hit in the damn cave. Really, you can't do shit. Be honest Me, on the other hand.
Speaker 1:Me, on the other hand.
Speaker 3:I've been the goddamn caveman, rambo. You hear me Look, look, bro, that motherfucker will try to stick his nose in there. Bro, what you going to do? Throw a pile of shit in it. Yeah, jack, damn, they like that over there. I bet money he went that way.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's going to wrap up today.
Speaker 1:And them, t-rex, be like I'm going to kill you, motherfucker. You got pink eye, now Pocket saying.
Speaker 3:But actually think about it, they didn't have big eyes. So if you probably would go for the eyes, that probably would be the best option, but the thing is they can see good, they run fast, they powerful. I mean what you want me to do, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:You really at the mercy of the nature at that point, bro, you get them when he's asleep.
Speaker 3:How do they hear? How do they hear, they got ears? They don't got no fucking ears.
Speaker 1:Know this man.
Speaker 3:Yes, they have ears, bro, Not protruding ears like that. Bro, when I thought ears I thought motherfucker with ears like just chilling right there. I'm pretty sure they got like some kind of hearing Somebody make a. T-rex with ears please.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:I'm over this. This motherfucker quiet as hell, just listening for something.
Speaker 1:They got ears, bro, they can hear.
Speaker 3:I know they can hear, but how good? I don't think.
Speaker 1:If they hunters, if they got, they got to hear something. I feel like A good sense of smell.
Speaker 2:But see, I think they kind of out of their feet, I don't know Like heat signatures, kind of like the snakes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but I don't know, fellas, but it would still. It'd be a real fast time back then. You can't get one up on them Hardly ever bro.
Speaker 2:That's right, you have to. I feel like the way to get the weapons, or they probably like uh Nah, they're snakes.
Speaker 3:I was about to. They'd been hard to just anything fight anything back then, bro. That's why they all stayed in fucking caves, I think.
Speaker 2:No, bro, you got to wait for one of them to die nearby. You know all the dinosaurs are going to pick the meat off, going to have a couple bones. Break a bone off. Bam, you got to shank.
Speaker 3:Oh, that was probably scavengers. So you tell them you're going to shank something.
Speaker 2:Probably that's 35 foot long. To it, bro. You don't go for the big ones, you go for the little ones. That is true too, like eating rabbits.
Speaker 3:Little ones still.
Speaker 2:You'd still probably catch up from little ones you got people that boar hunt, bro, with just a knife. I mean, that's essentially what you'd have who?
Speaker 1:Who boar hunt with a knife. They boar hunt with dogs.
Speaker 2:No, with a knife, bro. That's the thing you can do. You can go boar hunt For real. Yeah people do it Chat. They don't know how to have fun chat.
Speaker 3:Have fun. What a full-grown boar, A boar that can rip you to shreds.
Speaker 2:A 300-pound boar man. It's at the top of the food chain for a reason.
Speaker 3:Barely you throw it. I'm going to tell you like this If it's me, grunt and Rev, you throw a raccoon in there. It give us all hell up in that motherfucking right.
Speaker 2:We going to be boxing man Shit by yourself Hog hunting with a knife in Texas.
Speaker 1:Man, they got dogs. Man they hog hunting with dogs. They got hog dogs.
Speaker 3:I want to see that.
Speaker 1:I do too, because that son of a bitch Somebody's ass laid up.
Speaker 2:Somebody's ass laid up Well they said some people use spears to hunt. I can see a spear.
Speaker 3:But I don't see no close combat knife. No, bro.
Speaker 2:My cousin knew somebody to invite him to go boar hunt with a knife or some shit like that. God oh my yeah bro, oh, y'all know how to have fun, huh, y'all know how to become. Get that primal rage out of your system, Bro.
Speaker 3:Ain't no way the overpowering animal you seen that. That's cocaine.
Speaker 2:Nah, you seen that big linebacker, that man handled that bull. Yes, sir, that's the power of man right there.
Speaker 1:That's a bull, yeah, bro that's a human, that bull ain't gonna bite you.
Speaker 2:No, bro, yeah, it ain't gonna bite you, but it'll trample you twice.
Speaker 3:That's a man right there. Let's see, he just didn't run up and grab. He grabbed him out of the cage. That's what I'm saying. That's different. He didn't just stop it. It's really hard, I mean because he actually, before he even got released, he grabbed him by the head. Now, running up to him and then grabbing him by the head, that's a whole different thing Because, believe it or not, bulls are very agile and they fast.
Speaker 2:But you're in the woods, bro. Bulls is not just going to come right.
Speaker 1:You're going to just twirl around the tree. You never shake them, did I show?
Speaker 3:you that video? It's like in South America. A bull came out of that cave, bit old boy in his ass. You didn't see that shit. You seen that shit.
Speaker 1:It bit him dead in his. It's about the bull he did like this.
Speaker 3:He said ah, ah.
Speaker 1:He had a machete, but you know, if you put a pig they got the people in Africa that chase down cheetahs and shit.
Speaker 2:bro, you can do it.
Speaker 1:Cheetahs is like big ass cats. People like domesticate cheetahs.
Speaker 2:But it's agile, bro and fast. But motherfuckers do hunt these things down bro. It's possible. It's just the fact that humans have gotten so lazy and they don't hunt for their food. You just go to a grocery store and you're not fit, you can do it. People do do it, just not everybody does it I think, no, don't get twisted.
Speaker 3:If I had to now, oh, I'd be a whole different person. But no, back in the day, it's proven. We used to run. I pray to death Because we're made. They said we're made for stamina but not speed, because we can jog. We basically almost do like wolves and run them to exhaustion Because you have a sprinter. He'll go, and then people in the back they'll jog, and then the sprinters will come, fall back, then the other new sprinters will come, they'll jog, and then they just rotate and they just run to death. That's what happened.
Speaker 2:I mean I would do the boar hunt one, but I couldn't do no bear hunting bro. I couldn't do it bro.
Speaker 1:I can't eat that motherfucker man. People go out there with shotguns, bro.
Speaker 2:No, bro, I can't do it, I couldn't do it bro.
Speaker 3:I'm about to say bear is not good to eat anyway. Eat anyway because you know a lot of parasites. You see the worms that come out their ass. That worm, yeah man, they said. But like if you, if you skin a bear, they literally, when they skin off them, almost look like a human. Just that muscle structure and stuff like that, bro, it looks crazy as hell but I would never eat a bear, same one with uh, with mange.
Speaker 3:That's something just look crazy and and the thing is, bro, like there's some parasites. If you eat one of the parasites, the parasite know where to go in the bear, but they don't know where it's going to go in you because you're a different host. And what happens is they usually crawl in your brain and fuck you up or whatever Probably kill you or cause you severe pain, or they eat through something. Then you're paralyzed, so people be eating that shit. A guy eat through something, then you're paralyzed. People be eating that shit. Like a guy at work who said he said yeah, I got some bear meat, Ain't no fucking way I'm going to touch that. But he said like he going to soak it in vinegar, so that'll probably kill it He'll probably take the gameness out of it too.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's what you're supposed to do, do certain stuff to him before you.
Speaker 1:It was called Brahman, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so they killed him. Parasites, that motherfucker. But ain't no fucking way bro. I seen them big ass parasites. Imagine one of them motherfucking eggs getting in there, or something like that. I remember back when I stayed in the country.
Speaker 1:Yeah, zombie bro, I had my damn dog Boss, that son of a bitch man, seen a deer in the woods and we had a big ass like field in the back and some of us tried to chase a damn deer. We tried, man, we tried to catch that son of his. He ain't come back. He came back two days later.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that motherfucking deer whooped your ass, man. That's what they do. They use their front too, yeah you ever seen that uh? I seen this one video. You thought you was game to that deer. Put them hooves on your arm, bro.
Speaker 2:It was two we seen that dude gave that kangaroo a right hook. Bro, Get on my damn dog.
Speaker 3:He did the head to dog, I'm telling you bro.
Speaker 2:Humans can go toe to toe. It's just going to be at a big disadvantage, bro. Humans will always prevail bro.
Speaker 1:You got that blicky.
Speaker 3:I don't got fangs, we don't got claws.
Speaker 2:You got to think about it. If it's just one person, yeah, you wouldn't do it, but you don't attack with one person, you'd have multiple people. Oh yeah, most definitely, I'm all about it. They just get a rock and just smash his head, bro, that's just just smash it.
Speaker 3:Look, bro, because if you're talking about them, damn sloth bears back in the day. I ain't here to fight you. That was a goddamn killing machine walking bro.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean, that's like the mammoths, bro. I mean, they hunted the mammoths down. That thing was freaking massive bro.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying. It ain't really ultra Humans will overpower.
Speaker 2:I don't care what it is, who it is. Humans are going to be's the human spirit, bro. But uh, that's why we at the top, that's why everything's going extinct except humans, we putting ourselves to extinction, we at the top we prime.
Speaker 1:Look at them cooking right.
Speaker 3:That's why I'm like we top dogs, bro, I don't care who says, yeah, because we got brains, but if, if we didn't have, well, if we had a capacity to think or create weapons to fight and all that, something like that. Now that pistol done, drove it, bro. As soon as that motherfucker made that gunpowder, it was the end of it all, bro. I ain't going to. It was the beginning of the end. The.
Speaker 2:Chinese with the black powder, bro, he had to cook it up bro.
Speaker 3:Imagine how he found that bullshit, though Something had to go away. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:He had to blow a finger at someone, the first gun that was actually made. Man, that motherfucker his name was ringing bells out this bitch.
Speaker 3:I think something I just got a shirt it says I like jelly. It says something ain't jam, but my Glock don't.
Speaker 2:Jelly might jam, but my Glock don't. Poo jelly might jam, but my glock don't another thing, bro.
Speaker 3:They said it's in your DNA. They said they're kind of like if you're good with directions, then your ancestors was like hunters, but if you're bad directions, you probably was a gatherer, bro that makes sense, bro.
Speaker 2:I mean, everybody played a role back in the day, like it's like you had to do something to provide and, uh, how would you say, move the, the evolution of humans forward, or like the village forward and stuff like that. Like there was not that lazy, maybe one person had, like the village had like a lazy potato, bro, but nah, you, you got to go, or some shit, bro, back then, bro, it was a little more.
Speaker 3:It went no tackness to it. Well, can you get up and help us out? No, no, no, no, no no, get your bitch ass up. They either said hmm, oh, hmm. And then you did either or Because if you were bad Of directions you probably was a gatherer, but if you were really good With them you a hunter. Bro, you went out there and got that thing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, bro, I'd probably be a gatherer bro I still use GPS Jesus. I guess I was a gatherer. Y'all Check out this soup though.
Speaker 3:Who's out there picking berries and shit man?
Speaker 2:Yeah bro, picking berries, mushrooms and scratching my nuts bro.
Speaker 1:Coming back missing an arm, missing a leg. That shit was rough out there in Winnipeg, yeah.
Speaker 2:Check out this berry though.
Speaker 3:Motherfucking thing. Shit bro. Nah, but the herbalist was a big part of the witchcaller because everyone was defined.
Speaker 2:I mean they made medicine and everything after that.
Speaker 3:That's the discovery. How do you have to eat something to know that it was poisonous? Somebody had to do that before you like yeah, don't eat that one, Like what, That'll kill your ass.
Speaker 1:How would it kill you?
Speaker 3:Well, old't eat that one, like what? That'll kill your ass. Hey everybody, please, how would it kill you? Well, oh, tom, ate that bitch and fucking croaked, or what type of plant that actually helps you Like.
Speaker 1:oh yeah, this damn herb is kind of like ibuprofen or some shit like that One poisons you one, kills you one.
Speaker 3:But then you need some poisons to counteract something else so you can make up. And that's crazy, like just we came far away Because back in the day a goddamn food poison used to kill people Just because they didn't have no fluids back then.
Speaker 3:You know they'd hook you up on fluids and give you like a little, what you call it, try to settle your stomach and shit like that. Back in the day you used to throw up and, um, shit your guts out until you was dead bro. You would basically become dehydrated and couldn't, I'm saying, or you get constipated out in a while, you'll die. Oh yeah, yeah, you can't eat, you can't.
Speaker 1:You get constipated out in a while you'll die if you couldn't pass it, bro. I remember uh I think we've seen that on uh man versus Wilder, some shit like that. This damn woman ain't shitting.
Speaker 3:Nah, that was that one show, bro. It was that show where all of them was on there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, she ain't shitting two weeks. Two weeks. She ain't take a dookie in two weeks.
Speaker 3:They didn't think that was a problem.
Speaker 2:But they can get it out of you if you're like they have to reach up in there. But they say it's hard like a rock sometimes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, what they do is an animal, bro. They take a bag like a bag full of hot water and they reach up in there and they bust that. Motherfucker bro, all that shit come out of there, bro.
Speaker 2:Put that pressure washer in there.
Speaker 3:It happened to my cousin. He was playing World of Warcraft't. He didn't go to the bathroom. Bro, yeah, bro, that world warcraft back in the day, boy was like crack jumping bro bro, I'm telling you.
Speaker 3:And I, uh, he said yeah, man. He said I gotta go to hospital. I said what's up, kenny? He said I can't take a shit, bro. Man went up in there now the doctor was like please, please, hold it. Now he said I'm gonna try, going to try. Motherfucker, that shit went everywhere bro. That shit, she busted. Motherfucker, that shit everywhere bro.
Speaker 2:He couldn't help it, he couldn't hold the mud.
Speaker 3:That's why you go take a shit, that's rough bro, Take your probiotics.
Speaker 1:Shit-saving baby.
Speaker 2:Good health Doctor went home. What happened today? How was work today, honey?
Speaker 3:Shit. Yeah, I don't even want to talk about that.
Speaker 2:Motherfucking shit all over me.
Speaker 3:I tell you, bro, that shit was raw back in the day. How the fuck we going to?
Speaker 1:talk about motherfucking dinosaurs and talk about constipation.
Speaker 2:It's just the way the humans have evolved and adapted over time, bro.
Speaker 1:Well, I bet you them motherfucking headaches was rough back then.
Speaker 3:Goddamn Ain't no goody powders. Kill me, bro. Well, I bet you them motherfucking headaches was rough back then. Goddamn Ain't no goody powders. Kill me, goddamn. I got allergies too.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, Sinuses, I know them. Motherfucking pollen flecks was rough.
Speaker 3:Them motherfuckers be trying to hunt Achoo. You scared him away.
Speaker 1:I got sinus depression, man Shit, I can't go hunting today. I got sinus pressure, shit you gonna pick up my shit.
Speaker 2:Call me the worst, like a motherfucker, shit, zyrtec.
Speaker 1:What is that? Nose stopped up. Oh man, he didn't help hunt.
Speaker 3:Shake the spoon on his ass. You ain't getting no meals, motherfucker. We about to see your rib K. Shake the spoon on him.
Speaker 1:He didn't do nothing. Ooh, you said you about to get hit in the head with a rocket.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm saying too, bro. You go missing back in the day too. I don't give a shit, bro, I ain't going to hold y'all. I think I might take a nap after this. I got to get me something to eat. I'm going to sleep all goddamn night.
Speaker 2:I ain't going to hold y'all All right guys, that's going to end like it's easy. It is easy. I mean the conversations like the last one we did. It was good once we started, but the only thing we had was the silent pockets, which is like whenever we're spinning the wheel. But other than that we were like consistent.
Speaker 3:So I was like damn, I ain't really gonna chop it up that much. This one, you might have to chop it up a little bit, because motherfucker got brain fog over there.
Speaker 1:Oh no, that's all good bro Breakfast. Breakfast work, but it is all right though.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's all good. But, that's going to wrap up today's episode. We hope y'all like the little fun facts about the dinosaurs, this little conversation we had. This is more of an educational episode.
Speaker 3:Intellectual.
Speaker 2:Imagine education mixed with cuss words. That's us.
Speaker 3:That's us bro.
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Speaker 3:We're going to tune in.
Speaker 2:Yeah, y'all going to have a little something to look at and whatnot, bro, but uh, it's going to be. I played the game before, but I'm going to start from scratch. I had to properly play it, so to say. So y'all are going to have to bear with me, bro, give me a chance. But that's one game that I'm going to play from beginning to end, and if it goes good, I'll get the Darkest Dungeon 2.
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Speaker 3:Tune in.
Speaker 2:Commentary about Gretchen Farrell. Yeah, peoples Look for me peoples. But yeah, y'all got anything. No, man, I don't really got anything.
Speaker 1:I just had fun, man, it was good to see y'all.
Speaker 2:Yeah, bro, it really was All right, guys, we'll catch y'all later. Peace, that was T-Shirt.
