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EP 12-Laughing Through Regrets and Spicy Mishaps
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Ever wondered what it feels like to eat a habanero for $50? Or the chaos that ensues when a group of friends tackles embarrassing questions with hot sauce penalties? Get ready for a whirlwind of laughter and revelations in this episode of Kosmic Cove as we spin the wheel and dive into the quirkiest and most hilarious Q&A game show you've ever heard. From reminiscing about internet classics like bum fights to sharing personal stories that are both cringe-worthy and heartwarming, this episode promises a wild ride you won't want to miss.
Reflecting on life’s choices and growth, we explore our regrets, missed opportunities, and the funny and not-so-funny consequences of our past decisions. Hear about our battles with confidence and self-sabotage, and laugh along as we recount spicy food mishaps that led to some seriously funny moments. Whether it's dealing with hot sauce-induced hiccups or reminiscing about free services, our candid conversations about personal growth are both relatable and inspiring, with a dash of humor to keep things light.
Prepare for more outrageous tales as we debate whether we'd eat a live cockroach for $50 and share our most embarrassing childhood stories. From first kisses to wild fantasies in alternate realities, this episode covers it all with humor and camaraderie. Join us as we discuss our favorite movies, hypothetical powers, and the kind of mischief that only true friends can get into. With plenty of laughs and a glimpse into our personal lives, this episode of Kosmic Cove is your ticket to an entertaining and memorable listen.
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Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark.
Speaker 2:I was born in it.
Speaker 1:Molded by it.
Speaker 2:I see death. Yo yo yo. What's up everybody? Welcome to Cosmic Cove. We're going to play a little game today. We're just going to answer a couple questions, you know, and find out some stuff about ourselves and other stuff about our homeboys. So I'm Pharaoh Asterion.
Speaker 1:Why y'all don't sound excited for it. I'm nervous. The boy reverence what it do. Choo-choo, episode 12. Let's get it.
Speaker 3:Yes, sir, that'll teach them.
Speaker 1:This one's going to be obviously a little different. Like Reverend, I mean, pharaoh said sorry, this ain't going to be our typical episode. This is more like a little yeah, get to know us kind of deal.
Speaker 1:Since we don't have much people that well, I didn't ask nobody for a Q&A but I should have asked. If y'all have any questions, let us know. But we'll do that for later. We'll get y'all. Next time it's going to be a we asking each other questions kind of deal. But some are going to be embarrassing, Some are going to be a little into the personal lives, into the mind of the maniacs. Ain't no telling what the question is going to be. Just know, all of these were Googled.
Speaker 2:Googled from the finest of the internet, the international web the information highway, bro.
Speaker 1:All right. The way this is going to play out is we're going to have um, we have an app on the phone. It's like a spin the wheel kind of deal, whoever's turn it is. We're going to go this way, clockwise or counterclockwise, like do you want? So you're going to go next then yeah, all right.
Speaker 1:so essentially, whoever's turn, it is like it's going to be pharaoh's's turn. He's going to spin the wheel. It's either going to land on me or Gruddy and that's the person he's going to ask the question to. We hope y'all enjoy it. It's going to be a little crazy. We don't know how it's going to turn out, but it's content for y'all. It's laughs and giggles for us.
Speaker 3:If Right, that's right. If we don't want to answer the question, we got to take a shot of hot sauce.
Speaker 2:It ain't too too bad. It's habanero. It ain't like no Carolina Reaper, which I'm glad.
Speaker 1:but who said them? Habaneros.
Speaker 2:Bro. Fun fact bro, I ate a habanero for 50 bucks one time. Bro, what you think?
Speaker 3:Nah, that wasn't it, G. You know, I still got one of them. Hot chip, challenge chips.
Speaker 2:Oh, for real you can't pay me for that one.
Speaker 1:But we should have used that, bro, next time, next time.
Speaker 2:I ain't going for that. I ain't going for that, bro.
Speaker 1:They trying to set us up.
Speaker 2:Like them crackheads in them damn corners bro. They be like here, eat this.
Speaker 1:Like them. Bum fights, bro. I forgot about bum fights.
Speaker 2:That was the internet era, right there. If you know, you know kind of deal we're not came.
Speaker 1:Damn Boo, we got these hot sauce. It's called El Yucateco. This is a chili habanero hot sauce. I ain't too bad. I've never tried this one.
Speaker 3:It's probably good. It's probably really good. What hole the hole.
Speaker 2:you going to? No? No, because if it's too hot you can be like God damn. You going to back out? Yeah, like I'm going to give it a couple.
Speaker 1:I might want to answer that question.
Speaker 2:I ain't going to hold you, I'm going to give it a couple rounds. That shit start getting too hot, though Don't be.
Speaker 1:No, come on.
Speaker 2:Hey look, I love y' death but look at me, look at me already I'm
Speaker 3:going to go ahead and take a bump? How?
Speaker 1:about this If we know you lying, you got to take a shot.
Speaker 2:We know you lying motherfucker.
Speaker 1:He lying. Look at his eyes. He's twitching. You got to take a bump.
Speaker 2:It ain't too bad. I had it before yeah it ain't too bad.
Speaker 3:I wish you had.
Speaker 2:That motherfucker. That's why I wish you just had a whole bundle of tacos here, bro, I was going to get wings or something. Yeah, bro, we would have some.
Speaker 1:Damn, it was going to get ugly and messy. Bro, I'm an ugly eater.
Speaker 2:All right. So let's get this show on the road a little bit. Let's get a little excitement. All right, we got a question for Reverence.
Speaker 1:Ah shit.
Speaker 2:You can take it off the table and just hold it If you need to, just to make it easier. The camera can't really see it.
Speaker 1:How the fuck you operate this motherfucker, I'm using the free version, hell yeah.
Speaker 3:They ain't getting my five dollars. That's how you do it, hey. If it's free, it's me.
Speaker 2:I know that's right. Fellas, don't never be ashamed.
Speaker 1:To use the free shit. I was on that Spotify free but I got tired of that. That want to listen to a song ad free?
Speaker 2:god damn it we iphone users it says what's one thing you wish you had done differently in your life?
Speaker 3:oh, lord, um that's a good question.
Speaker 1:What's something I wish I would have done differently in my life? A lot of things, bro. Y'all gonna make a motherfucking stress right, yeah, I'm gonna get depressed real quick now um have lacking confidence, I guess yeah, I always doubt myself, yeah so I wish I would change that about myself back then, right like my biggest regret would be like not taking the opportunities that I had as a adolescent growing up, or whatever I felt it yeah yeah, I'm gonna get too deep bro, but like that's yeah, yeah, no that's. I mean.
Speaker 2:I don't know if y'all have any input or anything like that my input, I would say me, Because I feel like all of us probably can talk about that question, I guess, same thing, putting forth effort, not really realizing at the time you know what I'm saying. No, I agree, Because when y'all no cap, when y'all probably like people like Tom flies, that shit do fly. To a certain extent, man, you don't realize it right there. Bro, At the time I was just what like well, I guess how young you is, kind of just more living in the moment than really living, for you know what I'm saying down the road, you know what I'm saying I think with me.
Speaker 3:I think my biggest regret that I could do different is stop being my own worst enemy.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying, brother. It's you versus you. I mean for real, though.
Speaker 3:Because I self-destruct on some real shit.
Speaker 2:I overthink shit. I ain't going to say self-destruct, self-sabotage, which is a lot of us do that. Either we procrastinate.
Speaker 3:I become my own downfall sometimes because I'm overthinking shit and not doing common sense shit.
Speaker 2:I say I'm my own worst enemy. Yeah, that's why a lot of us are, though, to a certain extent.
Speaker 3:Damn dude, this ain't fucking therapy, what the fuck.
Speaker 1:It's your question. Y'all want to know what the question is.
Speaker 2:To a certain extent, you know what I'm saying? Give me that hot sauce. Yeah, motherfucker.
Speaker 1:That was To a certain extent. You know what?
Speaker 2:I'm saying Give me that hot sauce. Yeah, motherfucker, but uh.
Speaker 1:Yeah that's just like that was a pretty good one, not taking opportunities that I should have took, man, but it led me to here. No cap, I'm happy with it, I don't regret nothing, but I feel like to be able to provide better for those who are around me. I feel like I should have took the opportunities. It's on reverence, oh my God Damn. All right, bro, what y'all got for me. How about this, bro? You can't land on the same person two times. Two times, that's it.
Speaker 3:Then you got to automatically ask the other person, question number one what's the first thing you want to do when you start getting tipsy? We already know.
Speaker 1:I'll take a shot. I'll say it ain't gonna be In my personal life.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know that's right.
Speaker 1:Look we gonna do, look you gonna fill it up. That much, we got evidence.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's cool. I'm shaking.
Speaker 1:I don't know if it's A high-sensitive question. Yeah, yeah, damn bro, that shit rough. Huh, that ain't chili, that's whiskey right there, bro.
Speaker 3:That shit rough huh.
Speaker 1:That ain't chili, that's whiskey right there, bro.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, oh bro, I don't wanna fucking know.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, oh yeah that shit spread all the time dog. I got the hiccups Damn. That ain't too bad, y'all.
Speaker 2:No, that ain't too bad, that's just something a little Bro how you work this motherfucker. I know I ain't too bad y'all. No, it ain't too bad, it's just something a little Bro how you work this motherfucker. I know I ain't no. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1:God damn, I ain't taking no hot sauce, no more. You're about to find out everything about me.
Speaker 3:What you want to know. No, it's his turn. He got to spin it.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, he do got to spin my bad my bad bro here, bro here you go. My bad, I didn't did all the fucking up. Look man, I'm going off a few God damn, it went on you again. Oh, something got to go with that.
Speaker 1:No, bro, it's because whenever I eat something spicy, I get the hiccups really bad.
Speaker 2:Oh really, it's like my thing, bro.
Speaker 1:I hate it, hate it.
Speaker 2:Oh, I remember, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, you got some bread or something. Yeah, I got some bread in there.
Speaker 1:No, I'm just messing this up. Go ahead. So y'all know I'm not cheating.
Speaker 2:Yes, I know y'all see the background pictures I put.
Speaker 1:I put Grady's, I didn't have yours, I just put the Giga.
Speaker 2:Chat dude on yours.
Speaker 1:Farrow hysteria. The pharaoh is hysteria. Spin the wheel of truth.
Speaker 2:Next time we're gonna have some chicken wings and some tacos. Gonna fuck all this shit up. Put some on that motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Number 75. Number 75 says why do adults say they slept like a baby or babies always wake up every few hours?
Speaker 2:I don't fucking know, but I'm gonna let you know right now, bro, if you really think about it. Like no cap bro, but I didn't sleep at all. I still have sleeping problems. Actually, I didn't sleep at all. Trazodon, eloy, I'm dead. Nah, I mean I can't take this shit, I guess I take melatonin I used to.
Speaker 3:Sometimes it don't work, Sometimes it do. Goddamn Melatonin, I get bad dreams, man.
Speaker 2:But because you're in a deep sleep though. That's why you dream.
Speaker 3:What the fuck? I just want to go to sleep, not stress in my sleep.
Speaker 2:He want that blackout sleep, just wake. I just want to wake up real feeling fresh.
Speaker 3:You know what y'all need Benadryl nah, the thing is, if I take Benadryl I'm not going to work bruh Benadryl how is that legal? That's a coma bro how is that?
Speaker 2:how is that legal? How y'all put that out here in the street motherfucking slipping mickeys like them. Motherfucking like you want the motherfucking crushing that powder up like oh yeah, you about to take a nap. Hell yeah now.
Speaker 1:I about to take a nap? Hell yeah Now. I used to take the melatonin gummies, but they stopped working for me.
Speaker 2:Like if I take them for such a long period of time. It won't.
Speaker 1:How much do you?
Speaker 2:take Bro. I used to take about three, yeah, three of them, bitch. I used to take like four of them, five of them, four of them. Then I started switching to Benadryl, and in Benadryl I was Damn.
Speaker 3:It only take me one to fuck me up y'all when you can't sleep and you take them like yeah, you build up a tolerance to them.
Speaker 2:That's why you got to stop every once in a while, jesus.
Speaker 1:Then you're not going to sleep. I just got to up my dose.
Speaker 2:But you just got to stop sleeping. You're just going to have to for a while.
Speaker 3:That's what I do, I just take that shit on a chin. I just take that shit on chin. That's why I start self-sabotaging.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I just don't sleep, I just take it on chin. Just the same thing with pre-workout for me. I be taking a certain pre-workout for a while and it just don't give it an oomph, no more. So I quit it for a while, like, let's say, just take a dry shot, bro, or whatever you want to call it.
Speaker 1:Hell, you talking about dry scooping, dry scooping that man crazy.
Speaker 2:That shit, bro. Tear your stomach inside out, bro. I'll be in there, and it's already when that pre-workout hits you. You got to be ready to shit on yourself.
Speaker 3:That boy said don't step on it, Take that shit straight dry.
Speaker 2:Bro motherfucker in there shooting powder out his nose looking like a dragon.
Speaker 3:Get a straight off the boat.
Speaker 1:Smoking guns.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was the question, man. Why do they?
Speaker 1:do that.
Speaker 2:Bro, the craziest part about it is I don't know, that's like a good question, bro, because babies really don't sleep like that. But shit, adults sleep like all goddamn. You know what I'm saying? Babies take naps, they take naps. Yeah, bro, I used to take the sweetest I ain't lying to you Like the sweetest naps in school. Like, bro, I used to be able to follow Like I don't know why though, bro, on that desk, bro, that hard-ass desk.
Speaker 1:It was created properly, bro. It allowed me to have the right surface area to rest my arms, the right distance from my head to bro, I don't even know.
Speaker 2:Like I better be throwing comfortable now, because I'm bigger now than I was in school. Bro Shit, bro, that motherfucker. I probably throw that bitch, but anyway.
Speaker 3:I just thought about it. I did get some good damn sleep at school, ain't it bro? You can have me a damn Starbucks coffee and a motherfucking steak, egg and cheese bagel.
Speaker 2:Not the bagel.
Speaker 1:Man destroy it. Spin the wheel of truth.
Speaker 2:Rev.
Speaker 1:What the fuck Rev. No bro, we let out the same person twice. You got ass, gruddy man.
Speaker 2:Hey, this man made up this game man Talk about we're going to make a good concert. Yeah, bro, For you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bro, face, that's three times. I'm only going to do one more.
Speaker 2:That's bullshit.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, I like how you came up with this, though I came up with it on the fly, bro.
Speaker 2:What's the weirdest gift you ever received?
Speaker 3:That should be too bad. You ain't got to take a shot for that one.
Speaker 1:No, that's not too bad. Weirdest gift I ever received. Hold on, I guess, a Snickers bar bro.
Speaker 2:A Snickers bar. What the?
Speaker 1:fuck yeah, bro. It's like I don't know if she listens to this, bro, but it was one of my friends and it was back in middle school. I used to live, or whatever, right. Yeah, that shit still, we had the land phone, bro, we had the home phone. You better pick that home phone up when it rings. Shit Telemarketer ain't getting my business Long time, that's a.
Speaker 2:Russian roulette back in the day. You don't know if you want to.
Speaker 1:It's your turn to answer. You got to answer it, yeah.
Speaker 2:All right.
Speaker 1:So they answered, or whatever. I they answered, or whatever. I was in my aunt's room looking outside or some shit. They're like somebody's calling asking for you. I was like what the fuck? I was just in middle school, f grade. Yeah yeah, oh, bro, they ain't, though. I ain't got no bills bro.
Speaker 2:I don't know what they called me for Motherfucking AT&T. Hey, yo phone about to come off, oh shit.
Speaker 1:Boost Mobile, bro. Hey, boost Mobile. You be jumping back on the date. The chirp, yes, sir, but I was like who the fuck is calling?
Speaker 1:I answer the phone, she's like hey, I was like who's this? I ain't going to say her name, but she was like yada, yada, yada. She's like I just wanted to call you to tell you happy birthday. I said, oh shit, I was like I was like thank you and everything. She was like what you want to do for your birthday? What you want for your birthday. But I was in A grade ain't no telling what was going through my mind.
Speaker 1:I know that's right but now I was like shit, I'll take whatever you know, you just give me whatever. I ain't put too much thought into it. She's like alright, I got something for you, shit alright. And then next time I saw her in school it was a snickers bar I know, I know, I know butterfinger but, I appreciate it again, but it was just weird, you know like no disrespect if you're listening to this I appreciate it. I ain't good that day.
Speaker 2:I know that's right, bro.
Speaker 1:That's good shout out, shout out to you.
Speaker 2:I ain't gonna say your name, but I appreciate you uh, I think the weirdest gift I ever got was when a damn cat brought me like a head of a fucking rabbit bro.
Speaker 1:What the fuck.
Speaker 2:Bro, cats do that, bro. Yeah, they do, bro. It was like a head of a rabbit, bro, and it still had the little witch cause attached to it, bro, and I didn't know what it was because she came up to me. It was at my homeboy's house. I was out on the porch, bro. She came up to me and she kind of just laid it right there. I didn't know what it was for her because it was just a little looked like a little pulp. You know what I'm saying. And I looked and I really started looking at it and you know, you see, like the fur and the skin and shit. I said the fuck, dude. But they do that, bro. And she used to hide them around their house like just parts. Hey yo, yeah, bro, that shit was a little cute. That probably was the weirdest gift I ever got. What?
Speaker 1:were we talking about Vlad the Impaler. That's Vlad the Impaler, right there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, cat bro.
Speaker 1:Them cats are little, terrifying little creatures, bro. Well, you got to think about it.
Speaker 2:It don't make that much of a difference between like a house cat, yeah, and a tiger it's essentially the same thing, but they're, but they're not at that scale, you know what I'm saying at that scale, or you be one of them over, but yeah, that's what I got. That's my word is good. What about you grub?
Speaker 3:oh, you don't got okay I got one, but I don't want to share that I don't know.
Speaker 1:That's right I wish I had them cards. You're gonna answer me right now, yeah yeah, that's crazy. I ain't answer. If it lands on me again, I'm going to tell you right now. Y'all got to answer the question too.
Speaker 2:Who answer the motherfucking?
Speaker 1:questions. I'm about to put it on fair mode. I don't have it on fair mode right now.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yeah, he did.
Speaker 1:If I put it on fair mode, it makes it to where More than twice or more than once or some shit like that. So everybody gets a chance, but I'm going to leave it like that. Is it me? No, bro, I got to see this bro. Damn it's me.
Speaker 2:Hey yo bro Bro. No bro, y'all got to answer this.
Speaker 1:All right, I'm going to do it. One more this motherfucker phone, love you, bro. Check the weight on those scales, bro, something. This motherfucking phone, love you.
Speaker 3:Bro, check the weight on those scales, bro.
Speaker 1:Something's not right, bro, something ain't right, I need a calculator. This shit is rigged bro.
Speaker 3:If you were there to eat a cockroach for $50, would you?
Speaker 1:That's nasty, bro. Is it dead, Like you tell me? Would it be dead?
Speaker 3:I know the question doesn't say no, that bitch would be crawling.
Speaker 1:How big is the roach? We're talking about something.
Speaker 2:Maddie Gassman, that's a real question. I'll be you.
Speaker 1:I ain't taking no hot sauce. I'm going to tell y'all right now.
Speaker 3:Y'all can look at me like a little dirty dude. I was going to say the roach kind of look like a water bug, size of a water bug. I know them hissing cockroaches bro.
Speaker 2:Them motherfuckers get big dude. You talking about them, bro. The big one, the big one, 50 bucks, 50 bucks.
Speaker 1:That like on that with me, bro. He got a crunch to him, bro. He, that big Water bug, that's a big one, bro.
Speaker 2:I would've Give me this. Motherfucker Bro, I tear that line, bro, that 50 bucks in my pocket, buddy, and if he's pregnant, how you know, if man?
Speaker 1:friend, I eat the cockroach and the kids. God Dude, he's a monster $50, bro, $50. You said it gotta be alive. I can't fry that cake, I can't make a fire.
Speaker 1:I can't deep fry, I can't put it on the grill for like two seconds. Nah, because if y'all find a roach and give me $50, bro, I'm going to have to back my word bro. I don't think I can do it, bro. $50, bro. I know it's just a bug, but if I'm being realistic with y'all, I probably ain't going to do it bro. Oh really.
Speaker 2:I'm being real, I can't do it.
Speaker 3:I'm going to answer truthfully. Like't do it. I got a weak stomach.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying, but I don't feel like I could. But I mean, if y'all were to hype me up or whatever. But them over two and a half.
Speaker 2:Go get a Roach right now. Dj, I'll have to. I don't know man, Two and a half.
Speaker 3:Dang it.
Speaker 2:I couldn't look at it you all right that shit did that shit.
Speaker 1:going to melt you, oh, bro. You going to swallow it with the soda. Them legs going to get caught on your throat, bro, now.
Speaker 2:I do be hearing, like you know, from the Fear Factor stuff. When they was eating them, big old hissing cockroaches, bro, Like they be trying to eat them. They be trying to eat them and it'll bite their tongue when they was trying to eat it.
Speaker 1:So that's why I said I have to eat it. That's why you gotta move your tongue.
Speaker 3:I know that's right. It latches to fish's tongues.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, and it replaces the tongue. So that shit is like that.
Speaker 3:That's crazy work.
Speaker 2:And it replaces the tongue because you never seen that video. That fucking guy took that fish out of his mouth and that sumbitch ran up his arm. Ah bro, that shit jumped out of there. It was one.
Speaker 3:No, because.
Speaker 2:I seen the anime like that.
Speaker 3:It was damn. The devil is a part-timer and it was like the first episode of season two and the motherfucker said it's a cockroach, and this motherfucker is a devil, and the damn cockroach flew and got on that motherfucker's arm.
Speaker 1:He said, ah, he said get that motherfucker off of me. No see, that's different, bro. You see a cockroach, you know. You might make it jump a little bit.
Speaker 3:The moment that motherfucker start flying that's game over. I didn't even know that. I ain't even know that game If.
Speaker 2:I see one burn the house down.
Speaker 1:Oh you see this.
Speaker 2:I know some people out there. They probably got roaches. It's all right, man, it ain't your fault, it ain't. It ain't your fault because bro, no cap bro If somebody. I'm telling you, bro, I used to live in them apartments. Bro, if somebody besides you got roaches and they move them, motherfuckers be knocking on your door. Hey yo with they suitcases.
Speaker 3:Let me borrow some sugar. I know that's right.
Speaker 2:Shit, and if you go to anybody's house, I mean they be your best friend. They got roaches. Just shake your clothes before you leave. I mean, I've been being real with it Ain't nothing wrong, just shake your before you leave All of the shake on that. All you can't come inside until you do the G Chicken noodle soup.
Speaker 3:Hold on, let's not hear that.
Speaker 2:But yeah, ain't nothing wrong with it. You got little critters running around.
Speaker 3:It's just life, bro. To be honest, yo I'm going to keep that shit. G though I deal with a roast, but I deal with a rat.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, you hate rats. Y'all want to know how to get under Gruddy's skin and get a rat.
Speaker 2:I believe. Yeah, I done, seen it. He done cleared about six feet fucking with a rat. I'm fucking rats, bro. He move fast when he want to. I can tell you that much, if you see my calf muscle.
Speaker 3:The motherfucker Got some pressure behind the motherfucker who who? That's the pressure behind the motherfucker man you down right, is it?
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, it is you. But yeah, ain't nothing wrong with shit. Something get behind your ass. You don't like boy, you can move pretty fast.
Speaker 3:I quit a job because wolf rat A wolf rat. Yeah, that's a bitch tip about that damn loan Big furry beast.
Speaker 2:Hey man, you bet his life. Look too small.
Speaker 1:Goddamn he ain't get hit, yet this ain't too bad. What's your guilty pleasure song? What's the song you kind of low-key, embarrassed about, that you play?
Speaker 2:I roll the fucking window up Goddamn. I ain the fucking window up God damn.
Speaker 1:I ain't going to hold you. You going to ride through the hood or something bro, I ain't going to hold you.
Speaker 2:I got damn Lady Gaga, bad romance bro. That's not bad, though you don't better that shit, though you know that.
Speaker 1:What that man in that vehicle listening to. He look like he listening to some Biggie Tupac or something Lady Gaga.
Speaker 2:Right, look, look, look, look. I'll go ahead and look at it Because I love the dance bro.
Speaker 3:I like a lot of music y'all Look, look, look.
Speaker 2:You hear that, oh shit, oh no, let me roll that bitch up.
Speaker 3:Hey, yo Look shit, let's turn that shit down.
Speaker 2:Oh no, Let me roll that bitch up.
Speaker 3:Hey yo, what y'all don't know, I'm over here now Look look, hey, yo Hop in that bitch bro.
Speaker 2:Look, look it be yo at night driving home. Oh yeah, it be a whole motherfucker concert in there. Boy, shit Me and her be singing Shit. That's crazy, what about?
Speaker 3:y'all, Do y'all want to share? It's an oldie Paddle the bell. Never need it, won't you baby?
Speaker 2:Oh, okay.
Speaker 3:Never need you. It's Paddle the Bell, and it's another one. Saturday Night, Love, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday oh yeah, that's my shit bro. That's a. Oh yeah, that's my shit bro.
Speaker 2:That's a really good song. That's my shit, bro.
Speaker 1:That's an embarrassing one. I guess you don't want nobody seeing you listen to I play that shit.
Speaker 3:I'll be singing sometime too. Oh, I believe it, bro.
Speaker 2:In the shower bro.
Speaker 3:That one, though, when I think about you, that's right I know that's right and uh, it's actually three songs by Iman who oh my, oh shit, he know me and shit and this bitch. Whoo shit bitch. You sabotaged my heart. You sorry, bitch.
Speaker 2:I know that's right bro hey.
Speaker 1:I was with you, bro. I had to be singing that song. I had no business singing it yeah, bro. He even gave him head.
Speaker 2:Like, like, what were you like this Grabbing your chest why you had to give him head, though he had to go that damn far Grabbing your chest, bro.
Speaker 3:When I came down.
Speaker 2:What about you bro?
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Bruh Miley.
Speaker 2:Cyrus part in the USA.
Speaker 3:Oh shit.
Speaker 1:I would, fucking, I'd, sing my heart out to that song.
Speaker 2:Hey, you're pulling up in that Camaro. Miley Cyrus actually can't sing like here yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:She got one with Future. She got that Flower song, bro. What's that song with Future, real and Truth? That's actually a good damn song.
Speaker 1:I don't think I heard that one. It's with her and Future. I'm about to try that one, yeah. That's another one, I actually had a crush on my one eye fucking like when she was dressed up as Hannah Montana, or no, no, no, no no, it was too country for me, that joint 21 video.
Speaker 3:Oh God, she's wearing the damn belt buckle. I said, yep, she's one of those. I don't want no part in that. She was in that Joy 21 video. Yeah, yeah, I'll fuck with on that I like that question though that was a pretty good one man.
Speaker 2:Hey, bro, I tried, bro, I tried that was a really good one, but, bro, I'll be singing the fuck out of that song going down the road bro.
Speaker 1:That bad romance bro, I'll be killing it.
Speaker 3:Oh, long back, Miley Cyrus.
Speaker 2:I'm dead. You see this, miley, we love you.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I love you. That's right. Love you, dude. No, no, yo, you got to spin it again. I got to spin it again.
Speaker 1:Oh God.
Speaker 2:All right, dude.
Speaker 1:Now we cooking.
Speaker 2:Yeah, 24.
Speaker 3:Shit, I'm nervous now.
Speaker 1:I don't think I even finished writing all the questions. I think I stopped at 94.
Speaker 2:Have you ever eaten your own boogers intentionally?
Speaker 1:Go ahead, tell the truth, let everybody on the internet know. Look right at the camera and tell them yes or no. Right now I'm trying to think.
Speaker 2:Yes, I can't say shit. Y'all caught me on my nose. If y'all look at one of them, snippets on TikTok.
Speaker 1:I didn't mean for that to be out there.
Speaker 2:I love that, bro, but you just started, motherfucker was scratching his brain on there.
Speaker 1:No, tell the truth.
Speaker 3:I am, I am, I am. I'm trying to think. Do I want to say this Take a shot of hot sauce, bro. But I was Fuck that, that shit hot.
Speaker 1:Come on, bro, you got to take.
Speaker 2:It's intentional. I ain't never done it.
Speaker 3:No, no, I'm just saying, it was after my first breakup. What the fuck I was in my feelings? Kud hey, is that like she got that on me? No, no, no, no, no, no, you know your sadness is running. Yeah, yeah, nah, you good man, my sadness is up, that's not really intentional, then bro yeah. No, that's not intentional.
Speaker 2:Like you, just sitting there like nah, no, no, no, I ain't, I ain't. But see, motherfucker with allergies, you gonna, you gonna suck some snot up one way or the other. Now you motherfuckers out there, they be swallowing, they loogies y'all some real ones, bro, i'ma spit my shit, I ain't done that shit before, like type shit. I did it one time about two or three. I said that shit, start, start. You know, it was a fat one too.
Speaker 2:I feel like a nasty motherfucker now it was a fat one too, bruh, and it moved slow through.
Speaker 3:I said actually hit the back of that.
Speaker 2:You've little hung there. Hey yo, I feel like somebody was fucking getting me.
Speaker 3:I got a thing though I don't like to spit in trash cans, so if I'm at work, and if my silence is fucked up, I'm like fuck it, Like if, If my silence is fucked up, I'm like fuck it If I had a little bottle or something, bro, I'd try to, but I don't like spitting in trash cans, though, but before I spit that, initially, yeah, but other than that, like take a bump of damn booger.
Speaker 2:Nah, bump of a booger.
Speaker 1:Oh man, oh shit I didn't mean to laugh at you but, I thought you said you had a heartbreak and you just ate your boogies.
Speaker 2:Y'all get to know Rev. Y'all get to know Rev, y'all can ask me personally.
Speaker 1:My DM's is open for a conversation, not like that, bro.
Speaker 2:Hold on before y'all get the wrong goddamn idea.
Speaker 1:I'm taking ladies and gentlemen, especially gentlemen.
Speaker 3:Hey, speaking of that, what was your first kiss, kiss. Everyone's about to start hiccuping, to be honest, bro.
Speaker 2:I'm going to hold you. I can't even remember mine. I don't remember mine, do you?
Speaker 3:care to share with us, the motherfucker I end up unintentionally eating boogers about.
Speaker 1:Should I just tell him?
Speaker 3:bro, Tell him bro, I mean.
Speaker 1:I ain't no bro. For the purpose of entertainment, I will take this shot of hot sauce for y'all and for my privacy. All right. Next question.
Speaker 3:It's you.
Speaker 2:Oh shit I feel so bad for Rev bro.
Speaker 1:No, it's not too bad, bro, If you just swallow it. Don't let it sit in your mouth, bro.
Speaker 3:Pause, pause.
Speaker 2:That's a clip Damn good landing on both of y'all oh shit, no, I'm just joking.
Speaker 1:Two for one special and later on, pharaoh, big bet what we got. Oh shit, no, I'm just joking Two for one special. And later on Farrell.
Speaker 2:Big bet what we got.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, I hit the slice what we got.
Speaker 2:This motherfucker rigged. Tell the monk who put the game together. I've been bamboozled.
Speaker 1:Describe your most embarrassing moment. Ooh bro, want some hot sauce bro.
Speaker 2:No, I can actually Most embarrassing. I no, I can actually Most embarrassing. I'm thinking like it's my question.
Speaker 3:No chat, come on bro.
Speaker 2:You're going to answer what's your most embarrassing moment bro.
Speaker 1:If you can't remember it, then you can just take one.
Speaker 2:That's what I said. I can't remember it, but I got some motherfucking about top fives. You know what I'm saying, bro, but like I'm going to just Damn yeah, bro, I got a whole bunch of them. Bro, throughout this life, I got a whole bunch of them. He said throughout this life I got a whole bunch of them. Yeah, I'll tell y'all one of them, but I got to hit one of these.
Speaker 3:It can't be the. I got one too, bro.
Speaker 2:It can't be the worst one you going to share yours you going to.
Speaker 1:Just to be fair, I was younger. When I had mine, I was probably in kindergarten. My embarrassing moment.
Speaker 3:I ain't going to say it was my most embarrassing moment, but it was going to be my embarrassing moment.
Speaker 1:All right, give us an embarrassing moment I got jumped. Oh shit, oh shit, damn. What'd you do bro?
Speaker 3:I ain't even going to get this, because it's just grammatics about that, but I got jumped, boy. The motherfucker was on my ass, bro, I ain't even going to hold it, it was on my ass.
Speaker 1:They let the dog out, bro no.
Speaker 3:The motherfucker was on my ass. Bro, that embarrassing moment is when I got up, my motherfucker, do-rag, was over there in the corner. I said I'm going to kill all these motherfuckers. I said I'm going to kill all these motherfuckers. I said I'm going to shoot these motherfuckers. Oh man boy, but yeah, that was a bad. I think I was in. I was still in high school. I think I was down. It was in the country road over there on Wolf.
Speaker 2:I think it was 20. It's not too bad. Right, it's not too bad. But I ain't going to lie to you. Motherfucker, pack a little heat. But I ain't going to lie to you, bro, I had some motherfucking Stuff. Harder than that, bro. What is it If I had some El Pastor motherfucking Carney? Bro, that shit ain't going to be banging on, but taking that motherfucker off the paint on GP. That motherfucker a little spicy.
Speaker 3:But yeah, that was my embarrassed moment. Yeah, I was in, I think, 10th grade, 10th, 11th grade damn man, you got a junk yeah, yeah, stump Jones, you didn't have Pharoah come help you, bro, but see, we would.
Speaker 1:I thought y'all said that was the time y'all started talking to each other.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but man, I don't ask nobody to fight no battles for me no, but we wasn't hanging out then.
Speaker 1:It ain't asking him to help you, bro. It's asking him when I knock these fools out, you're going to clean them up for me.
Speaker 2:I know that's right, but no, we wasn't hanging out then like that. I know the people who we was hanging out with, boy yeah. Yeah them bitches. It be your own people, bro. It be your you trying to ride a few. They ain't going to bust a grape in the jelly jar.
Speaker 1:Y'all going to look at me different after I tell you this one Kindergarten, though Keep in mind, bro, I was a little kid bro.
Speaker 3:Peeking on yourself.
Speaker 1:Damn, let me get to it. Let me get to it. Oh for real, but there's story to it. Bray K just chopping up to us.
Speaker 1:Pissing the bed, little boy. Nah, it was a. It was field day, right, kindergarten. But I remember, I remember clear as day, bro, big brain. But I was big brain back in the day, iq at a million and um, so I had to pee but from like we were doing the water balloon toss or whatever. But I had to pee real bad. But that was a long hike back to the school but like it was a good walk and I was like, bro, I'm having a good time do. Do I really want to go pee? Nah, I'm going to stay out here and play.
Speaker 1:We doing the water balloon toss. I get it figured out. I'm going to wait for him to toss me the water balloon. It explodes on me and I just piss myself. Ain't nobody going to know, bro? Ain't nobody going to know, check this out, check this out, so up. So you know I ain't doing right off the beginning because that should be suspicious. There wasn't that much water in that water balloon. Bro, we got a good distance right. I was like this is the one. I felt. I was like this one's good, right here, there's a good distance, you know, it gives me enough time to have myself secluded from everybody so I could piss myself in peace, not in peace, hey yo bro, let me cook, bro, let me cook so.
Speaker 1:So he tossed it right and right before it was about to hit me. I was like I'm gonna release it. I started pissing myself, bro. I was like, tell me, why the balloon? Oh, my god yo my pants piss, look, I mean my shorts piss, just looking at the balloon. Hey, why you got water on you.
Speaker 3:The balloon didn't pop Yo bro, shit Is the balloon falling slow motion.
Speaker 1:That shit fell in slow motion. I remember just seeing it go fell on the floor. I'm like I was about to stop. God, no boy, that is rough, but bro, I was in kindergarten, bro, I didn't know any better. I did.
Speaker 2:but I was having too much fun. I know that's right, fellas, I keep it going.
Speaker 1:That shit failed. That was like an anime moment. It's all going through calculation. That shit hit the ground.
Speaker 3:Hey, you see the numbers and shit going on.
Speaker 1:Everything was going to good until it wasn't bro, hey, man. I had an extra pair of clothes. I mean, it was field day so I just couldn't get wet anymore. I couldn't piss myself no more.
Speaker 2:I think, bro, no cap bro. I think one of my most embarrassing moments like I wasn't even there when it happened, but it was embarrassing because, like I was almost I was like I pissed out the window one time bro. Oh shit, I like I pissed out the window when I was little bro. I had to be fucking six bro, because I didn't want to go downstairs, because I didn't feel like waking everybody bro, so I pissed out the window. So, but literally I know when I was pissing out the window I was pissing on the air unit.
Speaker 1:And bro like hey yo, hey yo.
Speaker 2:Oh, you got your ass. I didn't know I was pissing all over the air unit. Bro, you got to understand a six-year-old full of Mountain Dew boy. I'm telling you Goddamn, that shit was rough.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I love piss, my dad no.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't even ask.
Speaker 3:Excuse me, I went six.
Speaker 2:It had to be about 12. Excuse me, and the thing is, it wasn't on then. And so my brother came home, bro. One of my older brothers came home with one of his girlfriends and it was hot downstairs and they cut that bitch on. Had that motherfucker loud, bro, that's probably why that motherfucker don't like you right.
Speaker 1:Hey, what you do, bro? You run to your own Blake and say Bro no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2:Look, and the thing is cause I came home, I don't know bro, I came in the house and they was in the living room. He was like hey, yo. He said. He said what's that fucking smell?
Speaker 2:and yo hit the old lady over there like this, like they over there looking crazy. I was talking like yo, that shit smell crazy and I didn't mean to, but I didn't know what the fuck it was. Hey yo, and I look hey yo, hey yo bro, hey hey, and I was like hey yo. I said that shit is loud. I was like what the fuck bro? Tell me, I come, I'm over here. So I go upstairs, I go up, oh shit. I go to the room and I thought about it hey yo, I look outside and I look down. I said oh shit, dude. I said oh shit. And the crazy thing is it is about the same way, bro. I didn't feel like running all the way downstairs.
Speaker 2:Call of Duty, modern Warfare 3, goddamn Modern Warfare 2, excuse me was out bro, and I was like I just pissed off the you know what I'm saying, bro, you know I'm from the country. So I pissed off the porch window, out the door, like I mean, and so it wasn't no thing. But, bro, he cut that motherfucker on that shit. Been motherfucking marinating in that heat, bro. In the North Carolina heat buddy, oh yeah, bruh. And the north carolina heat buddy, oh yeah. But he cut that bitch on bruh. So you gotta understand that whole shit. It took a while for it to really know kind of get through that, but he cut that. He cut that bitch on bruh.
Speaker 2:Oh yo, I sprayed him but I didn't even know man I can't even get slippery, yeah bruh, he bruh, and then you're like they had the girl in there, bruh, so she's probably like yo. They house smell like, smell like piss dude.
Speaker 3:I'm like oh my god, pissing motherfuckers yeah.
Speaker 2:Usually they smell like Fabuluso and goddamn Pinesaw Nah chat, goddamn bald eagle piss. But that's probably. But like, thank his bro, he probably know now. But if you watch this you know now.
Speaker 3:But you alright now, but, um, you watched this. You're gonna you know now, but you're right. Oh, that's probably why that motherfucker don't like you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, he didn't know. That's what he don't know. Now, if you watch this shout out.
Speaker 3:He had a hidden sense. He's like something's amiss I couldn't get slippery. It's a little fucked up the function I sure did.
Speaker 1:None of your family knew that then.
Speaker 2:They don't know now don't know that prophecy I didn't. I didn't really put a gap because, like because my the air conditioner in my room was on the other side, so but I was like my bed was right here I said damn bro, I don't feel like running all the way downstairs and waking everybody up and shit like that, because we know we had a house full.
Speaker 2:You know, I'm saying with my house. I said, and the house creaked real bad, and I was like fuck that. I said I'm just pissing out this motherfucker, hey yo. Well, I'm telling you, bro, it was like right in the, it was all over that motherfucker bro, and I've been holding that bitch and so you know, god dang, hey, I just felt bad and, like I said, it didn't really come together until the ass end of it. I was like damn, what the fuck is that smell? He come in and he said, d, what the fuck is that? I don't know. I just got here and that girl over there just cried Did you have to look for the smell? Motherfucker? Yeah, bro, we look behind the couch and everything. Bro, hey yo, look under there. We thought somebody spent a little little little. We over here looking at our dog, a little chihuahua bro, his name Mr Brown. We Like, hey yo, we were like this little. He started pointing at you it was him.
Speaker 1:Hey, yo, I was over here looking at this bug out, motherfucker.
Speaker 2:He looking at us. Yo, like yo, he was like this little nigga can't possibly throw some piss that strong. I was like hey, yo, it was me. I was the problem, it was me. I was the problem, it was me. Let me stop, all right go ahead, let's fuck with y'all I don't know, it's mine now.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, what was it? Oh yeah, that's right, that's right, that's the most embarrassing one.
Speaker 2:That crazy part of it that wasn't even top five, bro. Oh boy, oh shit, I don't care. Oh, we got a grunt.
Speaker 1:Nah, we talking.
Speaker 3:This damn podcast right here, bro. I love it to death because I'm learning a lot from my damn homeboy.
Speaker 1:My brother.
Speaker 3:This motherfucker is biting folks. What would he say? 27. This motherfucker biting folks and he pissing on air units. This motherfucker is biting folks. What would it say? 27. 27. This motherfucker biting folks and he pissing on Irguns. This motherfucker is a minister of fucking society. Well all right. He's a minister of society.
Speaker 2:All right, motherfucker, have you ever shoplifted? Have you ever shoplifted? Have you ever jugged some shit, motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Hey, yeah, take him to jail. What Monopoly say Go to jail? Have you ever jugged some shit, motherfucker?
Speaker 2:Hey, ah, yeah, take him to jail. What Monopoly say Go to jail? Ain't no statute of limitations on limitations?
Speaker 3:Damn that man gonna do that. Mama, I love you, pop, hold it there.
Speaker 1:Hey, we're just going to have a little kick to it, bro.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're gonna have Some zest in the back Of that motherfucker. But Now look, we all wasn't perfect. I'll disclose some of it. You can't place that shit On me anyway. That's been so long ago.
Speaker 1:Anyway, back in the day, Just remember it's gonna be out there, bro, I know. Anyway, it's been so long ago. Anyway, back in the day, just remember it's gonna be out there, bro, I know, back in the day you know, um, we all done it, man.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying, bro, um, but uh, y'all never uh. Uh, back when I was uh young and whatever, uh, we was uh walking through there. You know, every time I go to the like walmart with my uh, every time I go to walmart with like my homeboys whatever bro them motherfuckers I used to be so scared bro, I'd be like they just be taking chips and the drinks off the witch, call be drinking them and then throw them bitches hey, yo they be they be over there and, bro, I ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 2:I took one drink, bro, you know. Uh, drank a choice mountain dew and and I was so scared drinking it, bro. I don't know why, bro, I was like so scared because I know I guess I'm supposed to be doing it. Bro, I drunk that motherfucker so fast. Bro, I look like I got to and it's crazy because, like and the crazy part about it is, bro, like if I just drank the cows with nobody. But look me, I thought I had to go on the aisle and then kill it. Like I just I tried to. I tried to go back there. You know where the toys and the bikes at. You know what I'm saying? You be going back there. Some bitch thought I was a bum.
Speaker 3:You already crying. Maybe I should answer that. Too late now he answering shit. No, but what's your best movie?
Speaker 2:Titanic. That's his movie. I'm joking.
Speaker 1:My best move, or movie Movie. Oh, okay, movie, my best movie.
Speaker 2:Because I can never have a favorite, favorite movie. I always have top because new movies come out every year, every day, every month. So you know what I'm saying. That is ever shifting, I think. Speaking of that, I'm about to go see Deadpool Wolverine. I hope they have that popcorn bucket where I can reach my hand in Wolverine's mouth or Deadpool's.
Speaker 1:Your hand. Yeah, it's like, that's what.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no cap, you can reach in there. And then they got a little baby Deadpool in a backpack. You can, I'm gonna spend some money on that.
Speaker 1:Sandlot, I don't fucking know. No, the Little Rascals, I like the Little Rascals.
Speaker 2:That was pretty good, that's OG, that's all of us, the Little Rascals Alfalfa.
Speaker 3:Darla Mine is 5 Heartbeats, 5 Heartbeats. It's basically like an old school music group type deal.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's actually a.
Speaker 3:It's a real, the real music group is.
Speaker 2:It's an autobi, Not an autobiography no it's fiction. It's fiction.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it ain't real. Eddie Cain wasn't a real person in real life.
Speaker 1:Okay, it wasn't based on a true story. No, no, it wasn't based on a true story?
Speaker 3:No, no, it wasn't based on a true story. But the group that was actually singing for them is called the Dales, but it wasn't based off of nobody. Oh okay, yeah, but the fire heart beats Nights like this. I wish raindrops would fall, dang.
Speaker 2:What's my, I think, my favorite movie when I was a kid, because I got different movies in periods of my life, but when I was little I used to always watch Willow. Anybody seen Willow? Please, somebody in the comments, tell them what Willow is. Yeah, val Kimmerer. And that other little star. He plays actually the leprechaun. He has dwarfism but he's actually played the leprechaun bro. He has dwarfism but he's actually he played the leprechaun bro. He's played on Harry Potter. What else? Played on a whole bunch of shit bro. He was on Ray Charles. I don't know his name. If I never really thought hard about it I would have had it in my head, bro. But he was the guy on Willow bro and he was traveling and stuff like that. But it was a really good movie. I really loved it. I watched it all the time 44 is going to Gruddy.
Speaker 1:Yes, Lord.
Speaker 2:God is good. What is it bro?
Speaker 1:As Chef would say, what's a fantasy of yours that has yet to happen? Go ahead.
Speaker 2:Greg, let us know it ain't got to be like something.
Speaker 1:No, no, you got to let us know you got multiple fantasies. You know what I'm saying? What's that? One thing that's going to get your rocks off to the highest point.
Speaker 2:Hey yo, a fantasy. It could be anything, though, like, hold on.
Speaker 3:Tell yours first, not tell your mom. I'm scared to tell that. Take another shot. It ain't gotta be a sexual fantasy.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 1:See, wait, what's another fantasy then?
Speaker 2:Shit Fantasy of mine. Motherfucker, I wanna wake up and I wanna have 200 million dollars. Motherfucker, imagine, I think that's a fantasy.
Speaker 3:That's a dream.
Speaker 2:That's a fantasy and a dream Basically the same thing.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, I ain't taking no shot.
Speaker 1:Dang, I ain't think of it like that. Should've worded it better. Look at me. Look at me, I wanted y'all to have to decide whether you wanted to take the hot sauce or not. That man, a whole lawyer over here Get that lawyer out of here.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:Fuck, I tried getting that juicy details for y'all.
Speaker 3:For y'all, I don't know, to get reincarnated to another world, to a magical world.
Speaker 2:Fucking Ithaca.
Speaker 3:That would be fucking dope.
Speaker 2:That's plaguing the fucking anime community. It is. I'm looking at y'all. Quit writing that dumb shit. All I mean bad.
Speaker 3:To get reincarnated to another world. And I'm going to say as a fucking as a slime. No, not a slime.
Speaker 1:Oh wait, no, no, you get reincarnated as a cup.
Speaker 3:That's stupid as shit. They make one.
Speaker 1:But you're the king's cup.
Speaker 3:To get reincarnated into another world with my same memories.
Speaker 1:What's your memories going to do though?
Speaker 2:Common sense no no. If it's like the Dark Ages, maybe to help you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:Yeah, same shit like that. It's magical. You got powers and shit like that.
Speaker 2:Alright, it's like magical like you can you got powers and shit like that Fantasy you can level up and shit like that.
Speaker 3:That would be a cool, cool PG fantasy.
Speaker 1:What kind of what kind of world would you want to be in? What? How would you say? Let me give you a scenario. Would you rather be like in a futuristic world, or a world like where magic exists, or it's all science, mechs, uh demons like, like the good, regular people, like us fighting demons, like trying to kill the demon king he's been ruling over 100 years.
Speaker 3:I mean anywhere you go to is gonna be good and evil or you can just have your own hero, bro.
Speaker 3:You'd be like all the dudes died, just you by yourself, bro, that man gonna be dead the first week, bro, whole skin dried up like a raisin, bro, no, no yeah, I need some peter like don't make it in this world, no, but yeah, like a medieval type, demon, angels and beast people type fantasy. Yeah, yeah, I said that. He actually I said it. He asked what world look and like getting to adventure guilds and shit like that, tackle dungeons and shit like that.
Speaker 1:What would be the source of power? I guess, so to say, would it be just like strength, would it be like magic, would it be like Sorcery. Or, like you know, Naruto, they got like ninjutsu and stuff like that. And Hunter x Hunter, they got what the what's that shit?
Speaker 3:called Ninjutsu. Yeah, I like to be a sorcerer, a boss champ Sorcerer.
Speaker 1:Sorcerer yeah, so it'd all be like magic and shit Magic Okay, that'd be dope. Yeah, that'd be dope.
Speaker 2:What would be your go-to magic, though? What?
Speaker 3:I like to use fire magic and dark magic.
Speaker 2:I would say, like I'm going to just go off his. Like you can't give me no power. Like I'm going to just say, bro, like motherfuckers who need getting shitted on or need what you call it, oh, I'd do it that sounds oh and Necromancer.
Speaker 1:But you'd say you'd be a villain, wouldn't you?
Speaker 3:I would, to a certain extent.
Speaker 1:So y'all are like vigilantes.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't be like a-.
Speaker 2:Anti hero, that's what you're yeah, yeah, anti-hero, okay, anti-.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't be like oh, I got to save the kingdom. Fuck the kingdom. I know that's right. I'm just doing shit for me.
Speaker 1:So you're doing more based off of your own judgment of what's right and wrong, like we got to bring him into the king to get judged for his wrongdoings and whatever his punishment is, but you're like he did bad. That motherfucker got to die, whether it's a good person or bad person.
Speaker 3:I ain't going to say he got to die, I'm just Breaks pinkies. I'm all for me in this world, living comfortably. So leave me the fuck alone. Do your shit, I do my shit, you fuck with me.
Speaker 1:That's another thing. Oh, okay, so you'd be like house in the woods type, like live your life peacefully, just by yourself Going to guilds fighting other shit and everything.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's chill.
Speaker 2:Okay, nah, not me. What would you do, bro? Oh bro, I'd be, oh bro, the motherfuckers who need extorting. I'm extorting them, you hear me?
Speaker 1:God damn.
Speaker 2:So is the kingdom.
Speaker 1:You'd be like a bounty hunter.
Speaker 2:All the kingdoms, bro, all the kingdoms, y'all got to pay me tax. But see, I'm serious, bro. Like look, if you don't want me to come over there and make y'all a mud hole, give me that tax bro. But to think about it is it'd be like only the nobles, because I already know the peasants getting treated like shit. So I'd be like I tell all the nobles, give me all that bro. But I know people like it'd be a trickle-down effect. I'd secretly be giving them the loot. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:So I'm about to say yeah.
Speaker 2:But see, I don't like, I really don't like very entitled people, I really don't, bro. So at some day I'll be like, oh, I mean, I'll be like, all right, come here, bop, give me that shit.
Speaker 1:That's why you need a true and noble king bro.
Speaker 2:Now, if they're noble kingdoms and they're cool, but if they're like tyrannical, I guess, well, say he was your king. Well, ned Stark's noble All the Starks are pretty noble You'd be his right-hand man and be good then. Yeah, I'd be. No, I probably wouldn't be his right-hand man. I'd be chill, though I'd be keeping all the other ones in order.
Speaker 1:So you'd be his mercenary, go do dirty work, kind of deal.
Speaker 2:I'd just be my own separate entity. I'd basically be like Private contractor.
Speaker 1:Oh, the kingdom's going to come. I'm tired of paying this motherfucker by text. Well, I'm a little.
Speaker 2:Hey, look, man, let's get up. Look if I make a C it's always it's always going to be it's always going to be one, and you make the example and wiped him from the face of the fucker. And that, and that'd be the example. I ain't gotta do no talking bros, you versus like a million people, hey, what the kind of the kind of oh, but see, look, look, I thought I already had a power. You know what?
Speaker 1:I'm saying oh yeah, what was your power?
Speaker 2:I probably ain't even gonna hold you like, probably something like that, like the, the manipulation of like matter, just any kind of matter bro. Oh yeah, I fucking go crazy, or or something to a certain extent, or like like I've any kind of matter bro. Oh yeah, I fucking go crazy, or or something to a certain extent, or like like I've. I kind of always like, um, I feel like don't be getting justice, no more. Like uh, electricity users, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, like no cap, I'll be above that motherfucker with a lightning bolt.
Speaker 1:Like they capture you, bruh, they're gonna have you like this, I know bro in the whole know bruh, in the whole city. What's?
Speaker 2:power in the whole city, that man up there if you use fire that's avatar, bro. This ain't. They don't apply to everything. God damn. Look at. Yeah, what about you, bro?
Speaker 1:what you got, what got what you got, anything you ever want. If I had to pick between, like a sorcery kind of skill, no, no, no, I don't. I don't want to. I don't want to make it too broad. I'm just going to keep it with y'all too. That way we don't that go off into my own tangent I know gundam bruh bruh, they need to make some more mech.
Speaker 2:Uh, actually they do never mind. They got another code.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I felt so they got that new gundam coming out too bro why? I don't know if it was a movie or anime or something, but it's a new. I'm looking forward to it. Gundam wings.
Speaker 2:Oh uh, og I love gundam bro. You know zero. You know zero, my bad, I love it.
Speaker 1:Me too, I love it but um, um, I'll probably be like gruddy too, but instead of fire I'd say more like an explosive kind of deal oh, that'd be fucking insane like megamy, like I could just like, and then that whole area right there blow up, kind of did that'd be pretty cool. Yeah bro, like I could make shit just explode.
Speaker 2:That kind of remind me of Roy Mustang, but see like, instead of you know he did fire when he did snap, he made fire.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like it'd be like I would like fire, but I feel like being able to cause explosions or at least use something to help, being able to grab anything and make a massive explosion out of it. I like that explosion, say I grab four pebbles and I look at a mountain and I just literally go. All you see is the star. That's kind of like Gambit. Yeah, it's kind of like.
Speaker 2:Gambit, but on a big ass gun, that'd be pretty cool. Ah, fuck y'all If, but on a big ass gun, that'd be pretty cool.
Speaker 3:Ah, fuck y'all. If I got into a fantasy world I'd try my best to get a shit ton of mana, Like to build my mana up so I don't have to worry about that shit running out and try to learn how to cast wordless incantations. So I think about this shit happening.
Speaker 2:I have a question. So you just pick anything up and make it explode. I guess that's That'd be so useful, because imagine you in a tough situation and they was like yo just get his hands bonded, whatever you could bite off a piece of your lip or tongue and be like boom.
Speaker 1:Put that rag on your mouth, bro. Yeah, yeah, oh shit, that is right.
Speaker 2:He's like put that rag.
Speaker 1:I'd start crying. Water is a form of matter, bro Boom.
Speaker 2:But wouldn't you blow your face off?
Speaker 1:Nah, bro, I just blink, I just blink. That's the way I end it, right there, that's how I go out.
Speaker 2:But like you can have a fingernail. I'm like motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Boom, how he does it. That's pretty cool, though, kind of like Wreck-It-Ragnarok. When Hercules fought Jack the Ripper, he always thought his skill was being able to was it the scissors or some shit, but it was actually his gloves. Whatever he touched with his glove, made it into an enchanted weapon.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, that is true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I forgot about that.
Speaker 2:And then he bled and made his own. Yeah, that shit was pretty cool. I ain't going to hold you. That's crazy. Though they made Jack the Ripper kind of like in a hero he was one of the most dirtiest motherfuckers in the history, bro. They made him likeable, some fucking ass. I just thought that was always weird, but all right.
Speaker 1:I have no skeletons. Proceeds to ask the question.
Speaker 2:I'm going to take a shot of hot sauce.
Speaker 1:How many shots you took? Three, two, three, damn three, I think my style is 90.
Speaker 2:I ain't lying today.
Speaker 1:She gave me a headache I said number 90 yeah, number nine oh no, I think that's one of the ones I wanted y'all to answer what's your favorite line from any movie? Oh, favorite line for the king. I think that's pretty dope, bro. Just like like when people About to go to war or some shit, bro, they just scream like For the king. I think that's pretty cool.
Speaker 3:This is.
Speaker 1:Sparta.
Speaker 2:Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker. You know what that's from Then?
Speaker 1:a couple movies. Die Hard Was it Die.
Speaker 2:Hard yeah, yippee-ki-yay motherfucker.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna say Mine is From Harlem Nights.
Speaker 2:Quit, I'm going to get you, I'm going to get you, I'm going to get you.
Speaker 3:No, with Jenkins. He was like he said go beat somebody to fuck up.
Speaker 2:No, I thought it was knock somebody to fuck out.
Speaker 3:Yeah knock somebody to fuck out.
Speaker 2:Knock somebody to fuck out. Yeah, jenkins and no, I thought it was Knock Somebody the Fuck Out. Yeah, knock Somebody the Fuck Out, knock.
Speaker 3:Somebody, the Fuck Out Jenkins, and that shit, sunshine. We were just talking about that shit before we started. It was like hey, tell your mama ain't coming home. She said her cat was so good you could throw it in the air, and it turned to sunshine, Sunshine dude. Damn I need the art. Sunshine to sunshine, sunshine, dude, damn I need the All right.
Speaker 1:Sunshine. That one wasn't too bad. I was worried about which one it was.
Speaker 2:I'm about to say next time I'm going to get it like a couple more people, bro, yeah yeah, like for this, I'm going to get it because I really like this. Get some people that don't mind. I got somebody who's out my homeboy, captain Failure bro. That's why I wish he was bro.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you, if this does good, if y'all like this, we'll do another one. Guys, y'all just let us know.
Speaker 3:If we get 20 likes, all right bro, that's cool.
Speaker 1:If we get 20 likes on this, we'll do it again.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry bro. No, no, no, you good, you're going to have to do something with that will.
Speaker 3:I'm about to put it on fair, bro, I feel like if we had to use this phone for magic night, he would have won the cone toss.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you every time, bro, motherfuckers have never been mad. It's 87.
Speaker 1:What does it say?
Speaker 3:Alright, if you got to choose your name, what would it be and why?
Speaker 1:Damn, I got to choose my name. Ew, bro, I just changed my name to reverence because it means respect, the utmost respect for those. That's like a big part of me. But respect like that's my core value, like everybody has their own core values, like, uh, courage, I guess, or some shit like that, or being humble and shit, I feel like mine would be like respect, because I love the way respect like just giving it to people or like receiving respect, that's like the big thing on me, bro, like that's that's like number one thing with me.
Speaker 1:I try not to step on no toes, bro, but there's some times where you can't help with the way some people are that oh yeah, I piss on them but I try and keep it, I try and keep the peace, try and keep the respect that at a good, neutral level I agree, I'm a big respect, but I don't know what, what my name, I ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 3:It would be if I had a name, it would be like a now I might judge me on this it would be named off a bloodline of pitbull what you mean? What is it? Because you know they got different types of bloodlines, like some of the names for Pitbull like the breeze of them is fucking dope. Like you got Bolio Jeep Jocko Like that shit is dope as fuck that does sound pretty cool.
Speaker 1:Jocko sounds pretty cool.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'd rather. I think it'll be either Jocko or Jeep. I don't know why that's pretty cool. Yeah, those are my favorite types of bloodline and pit bulls.
Speaker 2:I have to go with I ain't lying to you probably like Gilgamesh.
Speaker 1:Gilgamesh.
Speaker 2:First Babylonian king. Actually, my homeboy, shout out to Jeff.
Speaker 3:Jeff, he Marfa awful bullish. He actually named his son Kyro.
Speaker 2:Oh shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's off of Kyro Bloodline. That's dope as fuck.
Speaker 1:That's good, though Give your kids some names that actually have meaning. Don't be naming them motherfucking like Tom.
Speaker 2:Tom Dick and Harry.
Speaker 1:Named his son after a formula. Bro what you mean.
Speaker 3:How you ever known this.
Speaker 1:What's the formula? What were you going to say? Nah?
Speaker 3:How you ever notice this shit, though? You know motherfuckers named Dick, like you got older people named Dick. Like what's up Dick? Like their name is actually Dick. Have you ever met a young Dick? Nope, pause. No I ain't never met a young Dick.
Speaker 2:I ain't never met a young pecker.
Speaker 3:Hey, that's kind of crazy.
Speaker 2:That's really actually crazy. If y'all know a young Dick, pause, let us know.
Speaker 1:I don't know if it's true or not, but I mean they said that's the name of Elon Musk's son's name.
Speaker 2:What the fuck yeah chat, hey motherfucker you got too much money?
Speaker 1:Yeah, chat, but what were we saying?
Speaker 3:Motherfuckers got old names, but young. Have you ever met any motherfuckers like that?
Speaker 2:I ain't never met a young Margaret.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:Never mind, I know one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, probably Maggie.
Speaker 2:They called her Maggie, Uh uh, mags, mags, Um, I don't know, bro. Like like Mags bro Seemed like he'd be like at a Waffle House. Wagered like what a bub.
Speaker 3:Where the rest of the world smoking Mar-Claire 100s.
Speaker 2:Goddamn Cadillacs Bought that motherfucker long buddy Gruddy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's pretty good, I feel like he just got on my name. I feel like he just touched my name. That spin went too quick.
Speaker 1:Oh, this is good. What is the craziest thing that ever happened to you while drunk?
Speaker 3:Oh shit.
Speaker 2:Boy, I got one for y'all.
Speaker 1:Go ahead, go ahead and take that shot bro.
Speaker 2:It's one of the most we ain't got, to say the craziest one, but I got one. Crazy for y'all, I got.
Speaker 1:It's up to you, bro. Just know it's going to be on the internet.
Speaker 2:The Wide Wide Web. I know he did. I was there, he was streaking I don't know why some people get like that. They get drunk and want to get butt naked, Like what the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaker 3:No, I'm going to have to take this shot, bro. I'm going to have to take this shot, bro. You know what I'm thinking about.
Speaker 2:It's referencing.
Speaker 3:You ain't got to when we had that party. Yeah, go.
Speaker 2:Yeah, go ahead, yeah, chat. Anyway, I go ahead and speak. I remember one Hell no.
Speaker 3:I'm going to tell you brother.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we used to rave a little bit back in the day and stuff like that, always chasing For me chat. But anyway, at the rave I decided to drink. A choice of drink is called, called A Four Loko and um, the old formula, old formula, not the new, not none of you. I was with the real shit they had the stem in it that stem, motherfucker, put some lead In your pencil, goddamn. That's the type of shit that really wrecked Jesus back in the day.
Speaker 3:But anyway, I drunk, I don't want to take this motherfucking shot.
Speaker 2:You put a lot up in there, but Just.
Speaker 1:Swallow it, just throw it back. Drink that stuff like some of that Medicine used to take back in the day.
Speaker 2:Let me stop, but anyway, put some behind it, bro, chase it.
Speaker 1:Chase it with some water, bro, fuck that.
Speaker 2:But anyway, I was. We went in this rave and this rave was like you had to go through a dirt road, go on a field, then go all the way down the hill About 30 fucking yards, bro, 40 yards and then go in the woods. And it came to a clearing in the woods and I had two, four Locos lemonade ones, bro. I drunk that first one. I didn't taste that second one. I'm going to be real with you.
Speaker 3:And then I think you took the second one, my homeboy that I went to school with.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he filled it up with Smirnoff, and I drunk that too.
Speaker 3:So anyway, at this rave you know, they showed it and killed it. That's like putting fentanyl in crap.
Speaker 2:So you know at that time I was pretty out there what was going on.
Speaker 3:Let me tell you, I would tell you my scene of the shit. So we was sitting over there, I was middle rocking I don't fuck with EDM so I was middle rocking to the music. And then I happened to look over this mother. I said where?
Speaker 2:the bread. And what was you doing? I started spinning fire. So I was like you know, they had to. They have like the little fodder, entertainers, whatever. So I said, bro, I bet I can do that, let me try that man. He said you want to try it. I said, yeah, give me that. I was spinning that shit. And the thing is, bro, I was fucked up. But like I kept spinning it, and one of the spins I smacked myself in the face with it. Bro, I brought I'm talking about it was. It was bruised the next morning, but yeah, it was smidged a little bit too. I like I hit myself in the face, didn't feel a lick of that shit, bro.
Speaker 3:I just know I hit myself in the face.
Speaker 2:He was like he didn't say shit. He see me here meet me. He was just looking at me. He was like but I did that shit hard too, but it's like I didn't feel the initial impact, but I could feel the wind come off of it.
Speaker 3:If that makes you say that makes sense, bro, like I'm like gone, like my eyes like this, and I don't think I see what I said, that motherfucker spending five. It's a black man spending five, whole time.
Speaker 2:What's up?
Speaker 3:And then he hit the shit so damn hard it was like a firework went on. You see the sparks just cloud over.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that son of a bitch went out, bro. I hit that bro. Like I said, I didn't feel it, bro, I didn't feel it, but I just knew all that shit was off, bro, like all my sins, my outlash. I knew it was gone, but it wasn't, though. When I woke up the next morning it wasn't. I was all right, I was good bro, but, bro, like you would have thought I was a motherfucker. What's the old boy off? Street Fighter, yoga, flame, yoga, fire? Yeah, bro, I was killing that shit on the real though, bro, but, man, I threw up so goddamn bad after that, bro, I ain't even gonna hold you. I'd throw up everywhere too. Projectile.
Speaker 3:It was a crazy night. We seen some crazy shit that night. Yeah, chat, yeah, it was a crazy night. I about got to fight that night too. Yeah, oh, damn, always Was that?
Speaker 1:good Wait, whose turn is it? Oh, it was your turn, you said always.
Speaker 3:I don't start shit, bro. You used to that he used to.
Speaker 1:That one was pretty good. That was pretty good. What you got, what you got.
Speaker 2:You? Yeah, I be hitting you all the time.
Speaker 1:That shit not fair, I know, bro, you said 41. What do you got?
Speaker 2:It said do you have anything on your cell phone to hide from everyone? If so, show it or double it. That's a rough one right there, I feel like.
Speaker 3:No, you're a good dude bro.
Speaker 2:You, on the other hand.
Speaker 1:Do you have anything on your cell phone that you hide from everyone? If so, show it or double shot. What do I have on my cell phone?
Speaker 3:I don't got shit, I ain't got shit on my camera phone. You know what really I got on my phone, bro I'm, I got shit on my camera phone.
Speaker 2:I ain't got shit. I ain't got shit. But you know what really I got on my phone, bro? Number of pictures of fucking dolls, bro, yeah, that's mainly what I got. And my old lady, she, be sending me 10 million photos. I save them all too, bro, I ain't got no dolls in college. Yeah, same here bro.
Speaker 1:I don't think I got no dick pics in here bro.
Speaker 3:You gonna see some shit you don't wanna see. Let me see your baby mama.
Speaker 1:Nah, he got nothing on here. I ain't lying either, bro. If y'all wanna take a look at it bro.
Speaker 2:Nah, I believe him.
Speaker 1:I was hoping it land on one of y'all, bro, so y'all can take a shot of hot sauce, double shot.
Speaker 2:Nah, I ain't got nothing on my phone, bro, I used to have crazy videos on here, like O'Connor crazy video.
Speaker 1:I ain't got him Dumb word, or?
Speaker 2:works.
Speaker 1:Nah, bro, it was this midget bro, he was like Dwarf, dwarf, oh, dwarf, sorry sorry sorry. Sorry, my fault, my terminology. I just went to go watch the midget wrestling Micromania thing.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, when was?
Speaker 3:that at At.
Speaker 1:Regal bro. Oh, where was it at? At Regal bro, oh shit, oh, I seen it. Yeah, we're at the movie theater.
Speaker 3:Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they don't do movies, no more do they. No, they do like concerts there.
Speaker 2:I didn't even know that Kind of fucking concert going to go there it was good though it was good, like the whatchamacallit.
Speaker 1:The venue was like the event, the Micromania thing with the dwarves or whatever. All right, but I ain't got nothing on my phone bro.
Speaker 2:Just for the purpose of entertainment, I'll take a shot, bro. Hey look, man, I think this is pretty entertaining. Just all these questions, bro. I really do, man.
Speaker 1:They spared my soul.
Speaker 2:They spared what you got. Man, go ahead, hit it All right, spin the wheel Well 63.
Speaker 1:Two these ads Gruddy, gruddy, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:You got a vendetta again.
Speaker 1:It says describe a moment when you questioned your purpose.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, that little D right there.
Speaker 1:I don't know, bro. It works the way it works. The wheel works its magic After you get done spanking that thing. Bro, Look at yourself. What's wrong with me?
Speaker 2:The fuck am I doing? The fuck is this.
Speaker 3:I'm going to say about two years ago, when I had some shit going on and everything but that, pretty much it. It was a rough time.
Speaker 1:No, I feel you bro.
Speaker 3:But I don't want to go into details about this shit.
Speaker 1:Let's just give you a new question, bro.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's kind of rough.
Speaker 2:I was about to say I think we all have them questions when I really got out of high school, I was lost. I ain't going to hold you. I feel like everybody was lost.
Speaker 3:I had too much shit going on in high school.
Speaker 2:Who you telling.
Speaker 1:My family and shit to even think about my life. Yeah, no, I agree, bro. I know what y'all mean.
Speaker 3:Let's just give you a. I got my medicine in my system. I'm good Shit.
Speaker 2:Medication.
Speaker 3:Mental health Medicine Take it.
Speaker 1:What's the most embarrassing experience you've had while in bed? Huh, what's the most embarrassing experience when you had it? Damn, I can't talk. What's the most embarrassing experience you've had while in bed? Talk or drink the sauce. Go ahead and get you some habanero, let the thing marinate a little bit. Switch around.
Speaker 3:Lord, forgive me. Future girlfriends, don't judge me what you got bro, Don't hit that. I don't want to take that motherfucking hot sauce bro. I don't bro, but I'm kind of like contemplating.
Speaker 2:I ain't going to hold you After that one hot sauce I done got fucked around and got hungry bro, you got hungry, I got hungry in the bitch. I don't know why, bro, I got hungry for that shit to be good on something.
Speaker 3:I'm saying one of the females I was messing with who was doing the deed she pissed on herself.
Speaker 1:Horizontal tango bro.
Speaker 2:I'm joking no.
Speaker 3:She uh Shit on you.
Speaker 1:No, go ahead, sorry, sorry.
Speaker 3:Her kid broke into the room with a knife and tried to stab me. It just came in. I was like ah, oh shit, that was the last time.
Speaker 1:How old was the kid, bro? This is why you always got to put the lock on bro the lock was on, they picked the lock.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, oh, they're some badass kids, hold on.
Speaker 3:It was in, you know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3:Locks ain't no locks.
Speaker 1:Damn bro. That's rough right there. Bro, Shit, Get back. Little dude, Go play with your Legos. Mama said you got to go to bed. I left.
Speaker 3:It was a long one and the bad thing about it, I took a shot and I was on that pack. I see, hold on. What was y'all embarrassing moment? Nah, you got to asking that question, hey yo.
Speaker 2:It's all been a group effort.
Speaker 3:It's a solo event right now. That's crazy work.
Speaker 1:That's your character development arc right there, cam, we can't step into your arc right there.
Speaker 3:I know that's right. I've been celibate, I've been getting right with the Lord.
Speaker 1:That's right, bro, I've been celibate.
Speaker 2:I've been getting right with the Lord, that's right, bro. I've been getting slippery, that's what it is. Self harm Hell yeah, hell. Remember 92.
Speaker 3:We all guilty of it, hell yeah.
Speaker 2:Save money.
Speaker 1:Gruddy, gruddy, gruddy, gruddy, gruddy.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, it's good, let's go Damn man All in all in gruddy. Oh yeah, it's good, let's go, goddamn man.
Speaker 1:All in all, in all in All, in 92,. You said 92.
Speaker 2:What is one thing you'll never do again?
Speaker 3:Goddamn.
Speaker 2:Fall in love.
Speaker 3:Goddamn. Fall in love Shit. Oh man, One thing I'll never do again Move in with a broad, Get your own shit.
Speaker 1:Don't move in with no one.
Speaker 3:That's tough. Better move in with you. Can't nobody put you out your own shit?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was going to say that.
Speaker 2:Just a significant other, if you feel like, well, that's a big step. Anyway, it could be a guy moving in with a girl, a girl moving with a guy. Make sure y'all, really, but make sure both of y'all name on that motherfucking leaf.
Speaker 3:Don't, can't even elaborate my experience.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Get your own shit yeah get your own shit. Don't move in with nobody.
Speaker 2:Because shit get hot it be the worst days you get put out. It's cold, raining out that much. Get your shit and get the fuck out.
Speaker 3:Oh, you find the truth in the motherfucker. Then, man bro, y'all had it rough.
Speaker 2:Nah, I ain't never been put out.
Speaker 3:Well, I've been put out, but I ain't never been put out in a sense.
Speaker 1:I put myself out.
Speaker 3:I did too. Nah, I kind of got kicked out, but you had a place to go though, right yeah. I ain't trying to give up.
Speaker 2:He would have gave me a place on the sofa.
Speaker 1:That's right, bro. I would have had you bro.
Speaker 3:You know, the only motherfucker that gave me a place. That's right, my damn brother man.
Speaker 2:Motherfucker snowing boy. You better go to sleep before he do.
Speaker 3:goddamn you, ain't going to get that. I'll fuck with him, man. I'm going to tell you, man, that motherfucker looked out for the cookout, bro. What you got, bro Me, hold up, this ain't redemption.
Speaker 1:Go ahead, ask yourself, look and answer this question Within yourself.
Speaker 3:I ain't shit, reverence. Damn, he kept spinning, huh I only spent one time.
Speaker 1:I only spent one time. I promise that. No, no, no, I just messed up.
Speaker 3:Hey, do you?
Speaker 2:always pay your bills on time. I know that's right, bro. That's your thing. Motherfucker, is you the one? Hey yo, hey yo, motherfucker. Hey yo, hey yo. Why you acting me like that motherfucker, like I got? Hey, look that shit. You know something was crazy, bro. I know it's his question, but no cap. I'm about to check my phone and see if I had some. I'm about to check my phone and see if I have them. I'm about to say, hey yo, bro, I ain't bro. Why sound like a bill collector? That's what I'm saying, bro, ain't no like frame like hey yo, you check your bill, bro. That shit put fear in your heart, low key.
Speaker 3:It give you like this sense of fucking bitch I am. Hey look, I'm going to tell you all like this Shit, that shit can wait that week, you said on time On time.
Speaker 1:Just know, they get paid. Oh damn bro, Y'all get paid. It's not on time, but you get paid.
Speaker 2:I know that right.
Speaker 1:Get what you get and be happy. Oh hey yo, that killed me. He said.
Speaker 3:That killed me. It's crazy, all this real shit. I think it's me Like Wi-Fi I got my Wi-Fi Bitch don't send me no bill. I know I got to pay it. I know what it is.
Speaker 1:It don't change from me. When they demand to pay me, we're saying you have to pay right now. I know I got to pay it.
Speaker 3:Don't ask me for no money, don't call me for your money. That shit pisses me off.
Speaker 1:Hey, mr Grunt, yo pay Shut up I know, I blocked the number, bro Spatium call me. You gotta pay a wife. I know I do, I don't get paid till next day.
Speaker 3:Now you adding stress on me. Now that's another day.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you, bro, you get that, you get that Text. Please Pay what you call it to avoid service interruption.
Speaker 3:Damn. Hey, yo Now you got me my medicine.
Speaker 2:I ain't tell you, boy, what's the known that phone bill. One time, boy, boy, boy, with that shit you go to what you call it. Your service has God damn.
Speaker 3:I thought they was going to wait a little longer before they cut this bitch off service. Has God damn. I thought they was going to wait a little longer before they cut this bitch off, especially if you get paid every week and you're like fuck it, man, shit, I'm going to ball out this week, and you forget to pay your phone bill. I've done this shit too many fucking times Forget to pay my damn phone bill. I'm like do-do-do, try to call somebody about this shit. Do-do-do Yo AT God this shit, you're 18.
Speaker 1:God damn, hey yo, but that's why I like iPhone, you get the FaceTime audio bro.
Speaker 2:You get basically as long as you got Wi-Fi bro, which is nowadays. That's why I like it.
Speaker 1:That's right. But no, there was one time where I was like I thought I paid it. It was like I was in the middle, saved on my phone to like automatically put my card and um I don't do auto pay, hell no no, I don't do auto pay either. Y'all, I'll pay y'all y'all my employee.
Speaker 2:I'm paying y'all that's how I look at it but, um, there was a.
Speaker 1:I was like yeah, I'm gonna put this in, and it was like 200 or whatever. I was like damn, I gotta get my card. My wallet was on my dress and I was like I'll do it later and I closed up the tab Bruh next month. That shit was like three something. I was like whoa, whoa, three, four something. I was like whoa, what happened? I was like I never paid it and it just added on to my next one. I was like damn, I'm over here, Gotcha bitch.
Speaker 1:She be balling out Next time I got that bill I was like, oh bro, I forgot to pay it. Hey bro, I'm only human bro.
Speaker 2:Who you telling. Y'all going to get paid, just not on time Got to get it like the Red Cross get it Through blood or something bitch. No, I would pay y'all bills.
Speaker 1:Pay your bills, try to you.
Speaker 2:Get him out the way. Will you want to go outside and go clubbing and shit like that Be?
Speaker 1:responsible. You ain't broke if you pay your bills.
Speaker 3:Trust and believe no, you just fucked up, you ain't broke, you still got motion.
Speaker 1:You just fucked up, wait this is my turn to spin. Yeah, because he asked me about pay my bills.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, my bad. Look at me All here with Gruddy let's go.
Speaker 1:All I heard was Gruddy, let's go. No, farrell Gruddy. I got me bitch, but anyway, let's see Do you abide by the five second rule when you drop food, see.
Speaker 2:Look, look, look. It depends. Look, look, look. The cheesecake fall in the bag, you're eating it. I want to say that's true, nick.
Speaker 1:Look, look, look look, the cheesecake fall in the back you're eating it, not the top.
Speaker 3:If it land on the crust, nah, nah, it can't, can't, can't, it's cheesecake man.
Speaker 2:Cheesecake real good, I don't know dude, it depends on what kind it's cheesecake. It's cheesecake, not the other. What bad.
Speaker 3:You talking about the crust. The crust side, that's the best part.
Speaker 2:Man, I ain't lying to y'all. This is y'all question. Coming from a grill master, I hear that Coming from a grill master, you know, when you Flipping them burger or that hot dog and that son of a bitch Roll off and hit that. God made dirt Dirt, don't hurt.
Speaker 2:Now why are they so good, Damn it. But like, if no cap and this might sound strange y'all if something drops in the dirt, I eat it before it drop on pavement. Does that make sense to y'all? That don't make sense to y'all. Hold on, that don't make fucking sense at all, bro, how? But you got to understand because, like dirt or the earth naturally cleans itself.
Speaker 3:Pavement never cleans itself.
Speaker 2:No, bro, no check you on you, you by yourself on that one. I mean for real. I got dogs, my dogs piss everywhere.
Speaker 1:I get that. I get that, but like no, bro, I get what you're saying are you saying what's that yeah? Yeah, because the it's gonna rain, it's gonna clean yeah, rain dust storms always had a dog.
Speaker 3:so in my eyes, if that motherfucker rain, shit and piss is trickling down you by yourself.
Speaker 2:But see, I wouldn't drop nothing. I wouldn't drop nothing. I mean, they grow goddamn rice and shit and you still eat it.
Speaker 3:That's beside the point. It's been processed.
Speaker 1:Okay, I get where you're coming from now, but like I ain it's been processed. Okay, I get where you're coming from now, but like I ain't gonna like for a known but but like if it's like dust and shit bro, that's it all right.
Speaker 2:You're inside, you're cooking, you drop something? You eating or not? I don't know about that one. I don't know about that one bro using my dog. Right now I don't get a chance to. To be honest, god, I cook with my dog, bro. Y'all should see that little rug rat bro. He, he literally bro like no cap. If I I drop something, I never got to worry about it when I cook because he be right there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he be like this, he be waiting. And I'm telling you, my dog got eyes, this motherfucking big bro, so he going to see when I drop it. I'm not a nasty motherfucker, I promise you. But if it hit that dirt bro, and I know it ain't no form or two crazy around.
Speaker 1:I'm going to eat that motherfucker too.
Speaker 2:Toxic waste, no toxic waste and anything. So I won't grow a third eye, motherfucker, I'm gonna eat it, especially if it's a little glizzy on the ground. I'm gonna tear it up. Pause, pause, bro. I didn't, I was just going right.
Speaker 1:Clip that clip it chat I didn't really. He's like wait, wait, wait. Not like that, Not like that Not like that.
Speaker 3:I thought about it. Oh, paul, he said, if it's a glizzy, I'm going to eat that motherfucker.
Speaker 2:No on the ground, motherfucker. Look you see. No, no, no, no, no, that's what I'm saying. No, no, no.
Speaker 3:Look what I'm going to eat. That motherfucker no, on the ground, on the ground.
Speaker 2:I said, if it's a glizzy, hit the ground, it's a little dusty, I'm going to eat it, nah. He said If it's a glizzy, I'm going to eat it, nah, nah nah, nah, nah you see motherfuckers, they be your own. God damn people, paws Be your own people. He took that shit Out of context.
Speaker 3:No, it was the way bruh said.
Speaker 2:That motherfucker he be ordering Look look, we be going to cook out. He order everything on his weenie. Ay yo.
Speaker 1:We almost got my drink.
Speaker 2:Ay, fuck you nigga Ay yo, and he hates it.
Speaker 3:Ay yo.
Speaker 2:He hates it when I call it that. I'm like what you get on your weenie, bruh. He's like why the fuck are you calling it that? He's like bro?
Speaker 3:quit that shit.
Speaker 1:It's a hot dog on the wing motherfucker.
Speaker 2:So you like everything on your weenie? Huh, he hate it. It's a fucking weenie. I mean we older, we grown man Motherfucker it's.
Speaker 1:I hate this motherfucker.
Speaker 2:I swear man. I question our friendship as a motherfucking baby Y'all nowadays you motherfuckers man, I swear on everything I've ever done.
Speaker 3:If I had wind, like I usually do, I would try you right now.
Speaker 2:The thing is, bro, y'all got a glizzy hotter 2000 now, so motherfuckers got to eat that hot dog. Y'all, crazy man, Eat your motherfucking hot dog man. Motherfuckers breaking the pieces off and eating them.
Speaker 3:You know what shit be pissing me off? Because motherfuckers used to pick me up from work. Yo, when I rent my car, this motherfucker say this shit, I'll order the hot dog all the way. Cookout treat and give me a hot dog all the way. Look what he say. Oh, you got everything on your weenie With the motherfucking Winnadale and the motherfucking stealing damn job dude.
Speaker 2:No, shame on my goddamn guy. She know what I was talking about.
Speaker 3:Oh, you got everything on your weenie. I was like, hey, yo man, stop saying that shit. They probably heard through the intercom. Huh. He did All the way All right, oh man, that was good, oh boy.
Speaker 1:Wait, bro, I don't know why Run it back.
Speaker 2:I don't know why I be hitting you, bro. It's a. Do you make excuses to skip going out and For a night in? What's that?
Speaker 1:Do you make excuses to like people so you don't have to go out and do stuff?
Speaker 1:Yes, Every fucking time I get a chance, I wouldn't say they're excuses though, bro, like it's really for real, like, for example, like, sometimes back in the day, riku tell me you want to go play basketball, bro. I can't. My, my aunt, my uncle, like, bro, I really couldn't go out there. Plus, I didn't have a ride. I was supposed to get to the basketball court without a ride, bro. And then, um, this is one time this girl, she invited me to the movies a long time. Two times, two different girls invited me to the movies. One of them had a man, so I was about to go and, uh, I didn't have a ride, bro. But, like I told her, I was like, nah, I can't go because something, something I feel like I missed my shot, bro, because of that. I wouldn't say I make excuses, it's just things that come up that prevent me from going. Would y'all take that as an excuse?
Speaker 2:no, that's not an excuse. That's actual excuses when you just it's an excuse. No, that's not an excuse. That's actual excuses when you just it's an excuse, like that's like.
Speaker 1:Like my goldfish, I gotta walk my goldfish, yeah that. But like you got actual calls, I gotta fold my dishes.
Speaker 2:Man, I ain't gonna hold you, I ain't gonna hold you. You know how many times I said damn bro, I really gotta change, or whatever bro I done said that shit plenty of times. Bro, I ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 3:I'll put the motherfucker on block.
Speaker 2:Damn, he, don't give an excuse block.
Speaker 3:But nah leave it on scene. I got a lot on my mind.
Speaker 1:Leave it on scene, bro, hell nah.
Speaker 3:I like to have my own space man. I became an introvert man. I don't like to be bothered. Leave me the fuck alone. I can have a good time by my damn self without just doing nothing. Peace of mind, quiet.
Speaker 1:I agree, bro, but I know there's times where I do want to catch up with friends and everything, but it sucks that certain things prevents me from being able to do that, I know.
Speaker 3:I'd be laughing sometime, I know for a while, damn, I forgot your motherfucking name.
Speaker 1:Pharaoh.
Speaker 3:But you didn't get the fuck out of your. Got your motherfucking name Farrell. That's a motherfucker, but that's what I would say. You didn't get the fuck out of your room. I said leave me the fuck alone.
Speaker 2:I was talking cash.
Speaker 1:What'd you say?
Speaker 3:He said he was going to go bite somebody Dog. But he was like I was just checking to see if you was alive, motherfucker. I said I'm still here, for now I'm still here. He said sorry, motherfucker.
Speaker 1:I said I'm still here for now, but I'm still here.
Speaker 3:He said sorry, motherfucker, come on, get some chicken wings and shit. I'm like man hell. No, bro, I'm chilling yeah but see that's.
Speaker 1:I feel like this is different, though, bro like I mean I get it like for certain circumstances, but like if, if you get invited to go do bullshit, like you know there's gonna be trouble or something like that.
Speaker 2:Like you can Like bro, you can't blame, he ain't going, yeah.
Speaker 1:You can't blame, but since you're good friends with the people you're like, I don't know how to break it to you.
Speaker 3:But I got this thing. You know when you're not wanting, yeah. And like if bro called me over like hey, man, come over to the crib and shit like that, come over to the crib and shit like that, boom. But if I don't get an, invite, I don't go.
Speaker 1:I mean, that's how I am. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get you.
Speaker 3:That's why I don't like to go places or go to nobody's establishment if I don't know them like that you feel what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, no, I'm with you.
Speaker 3:I'd rather stay here.
Speaker 1:No, I'm with you, bro. That's pretty much it, bro. I really don't have an excuse. It's just the way my schedule is, especially now, bro. I'd be running off three hours of sleep. Bro, I'd be going to work now.
Speaker 3:Hey, drink your Nas, It'll get you there.
Speaker 1:No, I can't drink energy drinks. They put me to sleep bro.
Speaker 3:I get my.
Speaker 1:Monster Red Bull coffee.
Speaker 3:I go to sleep like that, Like coffee, don't give me no energy. But I'm telling you you drink your Nas or a damn Bang.
Speaker 2:Missy, I drank a lot of stuff without sugar now Because I heard that sugar make you jump up and then it crash. Real bad.
Speaker 1:That's why I drink water every day, like every morning before I get to work. I and it helps a little bit, but I still be like, I'll be like that, I'll be looking crazy, but I'll be driving. I'm like oh no like there's been sleeping. I'm like I'm saying I'm gonna get some sleep tonight. There I go again, bro, back on the computer. I'm like editing everything. I'm like, oh, fucking god, hey, yo that willie he be playing the game with us.
Speaker 2:Hey yo, excuse me, rev my bad. I want to play the game. I'm like I'm fucking tired. Hey yo that.
Speaker 1:Willie, he be playing the game with us. Hey yo Excuse me, rev, my bad, I want to play the game. I'm like, bro, I got to balance everything, bro, it just happens.
Speaker 2:He get there, bro. You know you never get lucky, but he be playing with us, he be in the wall like that. Just move him, willie. Yeah, but see, thank you, bro. I can't, like I said you go off like it's like some nights, bro, like I be working, that shit do be catching up to me sometimes I ain't even gonna hold you, bro, because I be tired as shit, but I just can't sleep sometimes.
Speaker 1:That's just the way it be, bro, but it's all good.
Speaker 2:Like I said, it when I die, bro, just to push forward, bro. That's it. Fuck that I'm going to catch me some CDs, give that fuck that, or I need a motherfucking nap.
Speaker 3:I hate it for you. I'm going to tell you like this no, if I got some Trasadone, some Benadryl that's game I'm going to sleep. If I don't go to sleep, I'm not going to work. Fuck that, I would get pissy. I get pissy, bro. If I don't get no damn. Get no damn sleep, bro, at least 4 or 5 hours. If I don't get no sleep, shit, I'm gonna be pissing. And I don't know what's gonna happen. I might end up losing that motherfucking job.
Speaker 1:Yeah, man that's gonna end the episode off today, guys. We hope y'all enjoyed it. We hope y'all had some good laughs, some ha ha. He he's um. I know it's different than what we usually do, but I thought it'd be a good idea to be able to have y'all um get to know us a little bit better, I guess, so to say, or like have some funny stuff to hear and shit like that some good content for y'all pretty much good content.
Speaker 2:Uh, I I think it was a lot of fun and uh, this is our official game show the Cove, that motherfucking knob. The second one.
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