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EP 11- Laughter and Legends: Exploring Werewolves, Vampires, and Supernatural Shenanigans
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What happens when playful banter meets the mystical world of supernatural creatures? Join us as we welcome our special guest Yayo to explore everything from accidental clickbait and technical soundboard mishaps to the curse of werewolves and the high-ranking undead. This episode is packed with laughter and light-hearted reflections on past episodes, including a sneak peek at our future chat about the apocalypse. You won't want to miss our unique approach to podcasting, where staying on topic is more of a suggestion than a rule.
Ever wondered which body part might be the most "juicy" in a hypothetical cannibalistic scenario? We dive into this bizarre debate, sprinkle in some humor about modern cosmetic enhancements, and share some epic roasting stories, including the classic "ball-headed assassin" zinger. This chapter is filled with outrageous humor and candid conversations that'll have you rolling on the floor. We also take a detour into werewolf folklore, exploring their gypsy roots and the violent curse that defines them.
Our discussion takes an eerie turn as we explore the origins and evolution of vampires, from their Eastern European roots to their majestic cultural depictions. The conversation continues with a deep dive into supernatural beings, voodoo culture, and the chilling tales of musicians making deals with the devil. We round out the episode with spooky personal anecdotes about supernatural encounters, mysterious rituals, and the strange happenings that come with playing with the unknown. Tune in for a captivating mix of humor, folklore, and spine-tingling stories.
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You. You think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it.
Speaker 2:Molded by it.
Speaker 3:Yo, what's good g yes, sir, what it do, y'all this is an episode about mystical creatures yeah, uh, supernatural supernatural mystical creature. Same shit, yeah yeah and uh.
Speaker 2:This is gritty repraisal and I got the homes and a special guest hi, I'm the special guest he made a reappearance, guys reappearance due to uh popular uh the man the man.
Speaker 1:Yo, yo, it's Pharoah Sterry.
Speaker 3:And the boy reverence. I hate telling these people to talk.
Speaker 2:I was still doing my intro. Now I'm fucking with you.
Speaker 4:Peasants Wait, who didn't?
Speaker 3:give Yayo the intro, clap oh my bad.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, my bad, my bad. All right, it's commercial break. All right, my bad, all right it's commercial break.
Speaker 2:All right, Hold up Now introducing Yayo. Oh shit Hold up.
Speaker 1:Let me do it again, let me do it again.
Speaker 4:Do not edit this out. Keep this in here.
Speaker 2:Now introducing to oh shit, now introducing Cosmic Code's special guest Yayo. I'll fuck that.
Speaker 4:Now wait, hold up Now introducing Cosmic Cove's special guest Yayo. There we go, there we go. I feel the love, I feel the love yeah.
Speaker 1:I forgot which one was the fucking button. I was like I know this one right here, it's it. Dun, dun, dun, damn, damn. I don't even remember Boogie Boogie Me either, bro, I just know the first one, that's it bro, it's clean, though I like that Right it's clean.
Speaker 3:I can get the bigger soundboard, the one that has all the buttons on it.
Speaker 4:With the colors on it, go ahead. Yeah, yeah, we might have to do this.
Speaker 3:It's not that expensive. Get that motherfucker.
Speaker 2:Got you, bro. Damn 145, bro. I thought we did 145.
Speaker 3:Had that dream, bro, had 145. Dream mean dream, dream Bunch of bullshit.
Speaker 1:Yo come scratch his head. The fuck dude, what the hell.
Speaker 2:We ain't did shit yet.
Speaker 1:What'd you say?
Speaker 3:What the fuck did he say?
Speaker 2:He said man, these motherfuckers holding me back.
Speaker 1:No, bro, he said, he said, he said how many episodes was it again 145. He said think we've been had it by now. That's what he said. That's what he said. No, bro.
Speaker 2:We ain't got shit bro, we ain't got it. He said, yeah, we ain't going to get it.
Speaker 4:Same shit, same shit, different shit, same motherfucking claps Same bullshit.
Speaker 2:I'm sick of this shit. I'm getting a new squad.
Speaker 4:Still hit the wrong button Still hit the wrong button, oh boy.
Speaker 3:Oh you, oh boy, oh you actually. Oh wait, no, that's the episode coming out tomorrow. We talked about the apocalypse and stuff like that, oh shit so y'all be on the lookout for that stuff and we actually talked about the, the topic. Oh yeah, oh yeah we just talked about that on the way here y'all gonna stay on topic today the day I dropped the episode, yaya messaged me he's like. Who didn't say like talked about cryptids?
Speaker 4:We talked about like full cryptids.
Speaker 3:And they talked about nothing else that was related to cryptids.
Speaker 4:I said hey, you got clickbaited. Yes, love, I was sending a message. And he said I said I was sending a message on the podcast. He said y'all got clickbaited. I was like, yeah, damn it, damn the podcast.
Speaker 1:he said y'all got clickbait. I was like yeah, damn damn, no we're about to say a good episode, though it was a good episode, but we can go. We can go a little deeper in it if everyone I ain't gonna lie to you.
Speaker 3:I'm like, I'm gonna like how we do it, though. Yeah, it don't matter to me, bro. I mean, we clearly stay in the beginning of each episode, like we ain't dedicated to that, bro.
Speaker 2:Like we'll touch the surface of it, it was at at the fry print. We gonna talk about it.
Speaker 3:It's in the description, that's right, we talk about it.
Speaker 2:That's it. We ain't going in.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we ain't going deep into it, bro.
Speaker 1:And we was talking about eating, oh man.
Speaker 3:Oh people.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Bro, that should have me rolling bro, on this part.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the new episode. On the new episode I was about to say Stay tuned, bro, stay tuned. Bro, they roast me, cuz I didn't roast you man, I didn't, sorry, motherfucker.
Speaker 3:Y'all say some crazy stuff.
Speaker 1:My bad man.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no, bro, it was pretty funny, it was pretty funny.
Speaker 2:I told everybody about this shit. I said yeah, motherfucker. I said that's how we do. I said they just had a good one.
Speaker 4:Yeah, boy You're not friends, you can't make fun of each other. We can ask, we'll get your opinion about it.
Speaker 3:bro, Would you be able to eat a person to this day?
Speaker 1:Could, you eat? A person Did it turn off. It turned off. No, it's just the light Would you be able to eat somebody.
Speaker 4:I don't even think. If I had, if I had to, if I had to.
Speaker 3:What you doing, what you eating bro.
Speaker 4:I'm going to have to tell you a little about that ass, ass jerking, don't make itself shit.
Speaker 1:Yes. I mean, that's the most part. You probably can you know what I'm saying, bro. That's the juicy part bro, that's juicy bro.
Speaker 4:This is so off topic, but why didn't we mention that?
Speaker 2:I don't know about you, I don't know them. Loan bank females man no.
Speaker 4:They say something about girls in their BBLs, they be smelling. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm saying. He said you're going to get a mouthful of saline.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 4:I would have never thought that.
Speaker 3:He said can nothing real these days? You're going to get a mouthful of saline.
Speaker 2:I'm like damn baby, like shit. Let me go ahead and eat that titty. It ain't no titty, you might get a nipple, yeah.
Speaker 1:I can, yeah, I can Pepperoni bro I got to get some.
Speaker 4:I.
Speaker 1:I can't do all that cutting now.
Speaker 4:I gotta go for the ham.
Speaker 1:I can't do nothing else just because it's still in black there. If it's a friend, I couldn't have it.
Speaker 4:I wouldn't get a friend. I'd eat a random person, though.
Speaker 3:It's like you heard the episode, bro.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you bro, see, same energy, bro, I'm telling you.
Speaker 2:Nah, these motherfuckers man I gotta. These motherfuckers I got mmm. These motherfuckers man, man bruh. Nah, it's what these motherfuckers said about me. Grady was saying god damn Eddie Guerrero and the ball hit assassin. Wanna talk shit?
Speaker 1:damn that's crazy, I don't know Mark call me a the ball hit how you gonna let him talk to you like that, call me, I don't know, mark, call me a ball-headed assassin, bro the ball-headed assassin is crazy man.
Speaker 2:This motherfucker said that.
Speaker 1:He said Put a cannibal in front of that. Put a cannibal in front of that Motherfucking let me stop, bro.
Speaker 2:I'm going to say it, man, fuck it. I got to say it, man, you got to do it. This motherfucker said I said man, you really eat us, man, me and the homeboy Jordan. He said, man, i'ma keep it 100, i'ma just tell you One of y'all motherfuckers, i'ma get high blood pressure on. And this motherfucker's gonna say, hey, yeah, eat that motherfucker, get straight, itis.
Speaker 1:I said hey, yo Eat that leg, get sleepy.
Speaker 4:So they gonna pass out.
Speaker 1:Anyway, until the Supernatural creatures they get sleepy so they're going to pass out. They need a little leg Anyway, into the supernatural creatures, the mysterious beyond.
Speaker 3:Things that are out of the ordinary.
Speaker 1:Call me Count Choculap. Motherfuckers. I don't got a cape. I wish I had a cape. Oh the cape you sent me.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I know I was like bro, that shit is cool bro, I'm going to live on a fucking hot as hell too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Who's going to?
Speaker 3:be walking around with that thing, bro.
Speaker 1:Bleeding. That's fine. I think it's more for the, probably for the wintertime, just because you can wrap them up and then put them around you. We need to go to Renaissance Fair.
Speaker 3:Yeah, bro, we'll go there one day, I will. Yeah, one day. No, for real, I'm down to go yeah.
Speaker 1:All of us go there and we just have our little phones and we can record Phones.
Speaker 4:That's a Renaissance.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 4:You got to get it to character I know bro.
Speaker 3:I wear the Snapchat camera glasses.
Speaker 2:They ain't going. That's pervy, I know POV bro. Yeah, they're pervy as fuck.
Speaker 3:You're about to edit the wrong footage Me going to the toilet.
Speaker 4:Damn, damn, you got to pull them glasses back, man a little bit.
Speaker 3:Forgot to edit that part out.
Speaker 1:We're going to get me.
Speaker 3:Good shot on it?
Speaker 1:That shit would be. I think actually our state, north Carolina, has one of the biggest ones, is ones, isn't it? Just virginia, it might be, but I heard it was north carolina like oh, okay, um just great woods, be looking. It's a biography for jr.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it makes sense, but like them, uh, big old ponds and stuff like that. And uh, cedars, yeah bro, they, I heard that they make pretty good, I never thought about that over renaissance for me in the woods I don't remember where it's at, though not like it doesn't set it like you wouldn't haveanks in the woods. I don't remember where it's at, though Not like it doesn't state it Like you wouldn't have one in the city Watch this.
Speaker 1:Yeah yeah. So let's kick this off. So what's the first supernatural creature or from the beyond you gonna talk about? Grunt Werewolf? You said what Werewolves?
Speaker 3:Okay, wait, is that thing recorded? It's the red light on. Okay, all right.
Speaker 2:It's the red light on Y'all.
Speaker 3:Let me know, bro, my fault.
Speaker 2:Werewolves Lycans what's another word for werewolf Tovalaw I?
Speaker 1:know, right. Big dog, yeah, big dog.
Speaker 2:I don't know no man, they go Um. Children of the night, children of the night, I just like how they is man, so I'm a dog person.
Speaker 1:That you looked up on. Cause I was looking up on.
Speaker 3:But I mean, judge is gonna talk about it. Yeah, we gonna talk about it anyway. Anyway.
Speaker 2:They mystical creatures. Anyway, god damn, we want the history. I'm the only motherfucker.
Speaker 1:I looked at all that shit For real, yeah, but if you always look at like the I know there was like subordinates under.
Speaker 2:It was always between werewolves and vampires and shit like that.
Speaker 3:I thought the werewolves were the vampires' slaves, or like pets or something.
Speaker 1:Like in some, like the vampires do like control werewolves yeah, but like the werewolf, like like the origin comes like gypsy origin for real in europe, yeah so initially like the gypsies settled in, like certain places in some of the europeans.
Speaker 1:You know they didn't like gypsies. They see gypsies as a nuisance and so they kick them off the land, kill them and stuff like that. So gypsies done, they planted a curse on them and then they planted a curse on him. And then they planted a curse on him. Bro, that's where the wolfman came from and I think it's on one of them. So he, every full moon he'll go out and kill a whole bunch of people and stuff like that. But if you get bitten by one, you in turn turn into one. You know what I'm saying? I ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't mind getting bit by one.
Speaker 1:It's a little different, bro. You don't get controlled, bro. This is like a rabbit. As soon as you turn, bro, you kill anything and everybody around you.
Speaker 2:And you woke up just stay away from you. Wake up in a pool of.
Speaker 1:You wake up in a pool of blood somewhere and you're like what the fuck, dude, what? If he bites you and kills you now, if he, if he kills you, you did it does he pick you like?
Speaker 4:no, it's just, it's random.
Speaker 1:It's like a random let's. It's meant to like. Let's say, like you know, all the europeans when they made their settlements, bro, they know the full moon, whatever. So he'll go crazy. He killed about 12 people and he'll maim about probably three, and them three are turning to one.
Speaker 2:Then they spread it and then so that's like a covenant of world war yeah, bro, but it ain't.
Speaker 1:I mean, they just it was more of a like curse, like yeah, because they killed their loved ones, you know so it was a gypsy person that turned into a werewolf first, or they turned somebody in that village into one first like, let's say, like they had a caravan or something like that, and the people came and tried to kick them off and they was killing everybody and, like um, a fortune tellerer put a curse on them.
Speaker 1:And then I forgot, dude, I forgot what he said or something like that, the actual, like the little quote. But it went hard. I ain't even going to hold you. And then they started turning bro, but Gypsy was an original one. They turned one of the I guess was it Eastern Europe or something like that. Yeah, sound like kind of like witch and you can't, I think you can't uh really get uh rid of it unless you kill the like. Well, I mean, at that point nobody knew.
Speaker 4:Original so then how do you figure out how to kill, like? So you just try, yeah, silver bullets yeah, so how'd they find?
Speaker 1:out or civil uh, silver, uh tip bullets, because the silver bullet can technically go straight no, yeah, that is true, it'll be off.
Speaker 3:It's kind of like underworld cannonball bro, watch this silver cannonball oh yeah, that'd probably do it. It's a rape shot a hole like that bro I didn't know.
Speaker 1:Gypsies created damn world you never seen like a whole bunch of see. I watched a whole bunch of werewolf movies and most of them came from, they said, gypsies.
Speaker 2:Gypsies is kind of like witches yeah.
Speaker 1:That's actually what they kicked them off to. They called them witches and stuff like that they was trying to. But dang to me, if you can get cursed, lot of people scared like gypsy. Just because of that, bro, we'll put a curse on you ah shit, hex on you, my dick broke now, so don't work, no more. I think I'm named a puppy, hex no no, jinx is good jinx and hex the same thing you know, yeah, but I just like how they did you gotta get another one bro named Hex bro.
Speaker 2:God damn yeah brother, but yeah man.
Speaker 1:That goddamn well, it was like just references that one Wolfman it's called the Wolfman, it was a movie, Same thing, bro. They was out there at like a hunting party or something and one of them turned and he about died, bro. And then that motherfucker, yeah, he got fucked up real bad. Then he had a big-ass car. Then next thing he knew it was gone. He was like he could smell everything and stuff like that. But boy, when he turned he killed just a slew of motherfuckers bro.
Speaker 2:I'll bet you, if you can hang your conscience and everything.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, that'd be a different story, that would be a cooler story. Oh, so you like then, oh, she's losing control. Then, yeah, but that's your conscience. That's like the curse aspect, bro. Like it's a curse. Like if you love somebody, my bad, what you about to say you sure, yeah, okay, um, this is that's the curse aspect of it, bro. Let's say, you with your old lady and your kids and that shit hit you. You're gonna kill every single one of them, you're gonna eat them. That's the bad part about it. Then you wake up and go back to the place and some of them heads ripped off, torn apart, and you're like, and I think I watched one movie and the guy was looking for the beast who did it the whole time, and he was the one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I watched the movie, bro, he was the one that done it the whole time, bro, and he didn't realize until like the very end, bro, and that shit was sad though, bro, because he was like hunting and everything, and he got to the end. He was like, bro, that, and like I think he got to the person or the, the beast or whatever he's supposed to do it I can't whatever now and then, like it died and I don't know, bro, and then he realized it wasn't it. It was him like, just to just the like, telltale signs.
Speaker 4:He was just like looking at himself, and then it cut off, he got a little extra hair on his arm.
Speaker 1:It just cut off, bro. I think he was about to kill himself, bro, I don't know yeah bro, Do they have like a hierarchy kind of deal Like?
Speaker 3:do they so, like you said, he turns? Say, two werewolves see each other. What's gonna happen? They just fight each other, like regular animals?
Speaker 1:that's a good question. Yeah, maybe, maybe I might say maybe so, because they, uh, they probably fought each other.
Speaker 2:I would say because you know that's essentially kind of like a wolf pack yeah I mean you got the stray wolves because you got some, some tales where they actually like run as a pack twilight run. But uh, twilight and then, uh, underworld and shit like that. It's more of a TJ Gutt.
Speaker 1:It's like you get that kind of aspect of Among Us that's what it kind of created too Like when they kill people and they took them you know the land that these gypsies were on and they make these big-ass settlements kind of give them that like that install. That's where it was a curse of fear, bro, because some people knew they had it. They give them that like that install. That's where it was a curse of fear, bro, because some people knew they had it. They just hit it like some people, yeah, and they tried to, but like it's like who's among us, bro, because it was like you know, there's been a couple movies like who's the wolf man, you know, I'm saying, and then that full moon come, goddamn, you can't hide no long. You know, I'm saying either it's gonna come out or you go somewhere. Motherfuckers get missing.
Speaker 2:But every full moon, that's a big-headed motherfucker.
Speaker 4:Look at him run at me looking what do y'all see?
Speaker 1:I just like if I was a, what a? Get me bro. Like imagine you, you turn, you eat somebody you love or somebody you never knew. You know, I'm saying you just wake up in a pool of blood and they said the worst part is like, uh, like on one of the movies I've seen, like they were shitting out somebody, bro, and he said, bro, that shit. He said like he, like you can tell, like it was human remains and his shit, bro. And he said he felt so like he wanted to kill himself because like he seemed like like he was shitting it out. It was like teeth coming out, bro, oh, that's rough.
Speaker 3:Corn bro.
Speaker 1:This is just corn.
Speaker 3:When did I eat this?
Speaker 1:That's how it hit you, bro Fuck.
Speaker 4:That shit like three weeks ago.
Speaker 3:It should be instant sometimes, bro.
Speaker 1:So you know who I just ate this shit.
Speaker 2:Why we can't digest corn.
Speaker 3:I don't know, because we chew the fuck out of corn Better come out solid. It's like a whole kernel why we can't digest corn?
Speaker 2:I don't know. I don't know Because we chew the fuck out of corn Right. Chew Better, come out solid. What you mean? It's like a whole kernel. We chew the fuck out of corn Better come out as a whole kernel.
Speaker 3:He ain't got no nutrients for you, does he?
Speaker 2:I don't know, corn is just a filler.
Speaker 3:It's just a filler. It's just a filler water water no, I don't know bro that was something else rice tofu, tofu, tofu. Ain't number, so ain't it lettuce, lettuce lettuce is basically water rice just expands in your stomach, so it makes you, that's why a lot of people like it.
Speaker 1:That's why you have a little protein. That's what it helps a lot like when you uh either bulking or damn cutting bro, because this you can eat a lot of it and then not be so. It's not so.
Speaker 3:Calorie dense that's steam white rice bro steam white rice no sticky white rice sticky yellow rice that's good too, but yeah, um, that's, that's.
Speaker 1:That's pretty much like how like they you can get like several different like werewolves. You know the stories, bro, but you know the, but you know the Among Us one, the one that was conscious just killing people, the one that you know eats people but just to be like living, and you know you eat motherfuckers like damn. I'm gonna really be friends y'all on that full moon. I'm gonna kill every single one of y'all in here, bro. Stay the fuck away from me.
Speaker 2:That's wild. They'd be like everybody in this room, bro.
Speaker 1:They'd be looking, They'd be like which one of us is it? And the motherfucker that got the gun is the one that's weird.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying? The motherfucker that got the gun is the werewolf.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's terrible, got the asshole Man's getting shot by a werewolf. That's crazy. That'd be the worst.
Speaker 2:That'd be, the worst Van Helsing bro Van.
Speaker 4:Helsing Just shot that man told you.
Speaker 3:You know what I'm tired of this.
Speaker 2:He was fighting bro, Slugging bro. His design was fucking awesome the way his skin just spread and everything. Yeah, bro, that was actually cool.
Speaker 3:That's what I like to see.
Speaker 4:That's how I used to feel when I was a little kid I'd be getting mad.
Speaker 2:That's how I used to feel. You got your mouth open screaming bro.
Speaker 4:No noise coming out. Hey, that's a business challenge. Mama. Go over there, shut the fuck up, damn.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we got to take some time to put him on some written what you thinking about Biting you, motherfucker.
Speaker 3:No, bro, Talk about you know, because there's always the crazy people bro.
Speaker 1:Like them people in school, bro.
Speaker 3:They're like I'm a wolf or something.
Speaker 1:You talk about them, little emo cats? Rah, not even emo cats, not even emo cats.
Speaker 3:It's them. I don't know how to say it, bro, without being mean it took anime. Can't even say nothing without getting captured yeah they take it too far bro.
Speaker 1:Walk around through hallways like this, people like y'all man, I ain't gonna hold you. Y'all make life interesting, so keep being you.
Speaker 4:I didn't know where you was going with that one Be yourself and everything.
Speaker 2:but I'm just saying growing up or whatever, don't bite nobody.
Speaker 4:Don't bite people.
Speaker 1:I done. Bit a motherfucker, huh.
Speaker 3:What that's?
Speaker 4:a werewolf that's like me eating people. I was a little kid.
Speaker 1:I got in a little fight. Bro. Motherfucker punched me in my face. I said I got something for you, bro. Pow, pow, pow.
Speaker 3:Fight name Ferg got down With the Blanca combo.
Speaker 4:With the Blanca. Combo Joked on that, dude started biting him.
Speaker 1:That motherfucker thought I was bro. I last showed him that motherfucker, he started yelling ah it, he started yelling.
Speaker 2:It's a pit bull man, so it is.
Speaker 4:It's a pit bull.
Speaker 3:We got a wolf among us, bro.
Speaker 1:A wolf among us, bro. I remember the little kid started screaming, bro. I got in so much trouble for that, bro.
Speaker 2:That's a bitch of American Staffordshire.
Speaker 3:They say you can get like an infection from people biting you.
Speaker 4:Yeah, because it's like the mouth bacteria and stuff like that. Yeah, bacteria that. Yeah, because it's like the mouth, bacteria and stuff like that.
Speaker 3:That kid's heard. It's a werewolf that day DJ. He wasn't just being him.
Speaker 1:He was about to kill him, bro. Nah bro, I start seeing red Huh.
Speaker 4:Where you biting me.
Speaker 1:That's the werewolf in here Like I don't know, it was either on like the shoulder or like right here in the back or something right there home and you just got your ass and you got a motherfucking bite mark on your motherfucking caliber.
Speaker 2:What happened to a dog bite? Nah, motherfucker, I'll be lying. They jumped me. They put a dog on me.
Speaker 1:I remember bro. I remember we was in that principal's office and his mama came in there His mama came in there, bro, she said oh my baby, I was looking, yeah, I would have got that motherfucker.
Speaker 2:Fuck your baby, I'll bite him again. Hey bro, did you shake him?
Speaker 1:No, I ain't no shaking that.
Speaker 3:I bit that motherfucker bro and he was like. Pulling him down the hole with his teeth.
Speaker 1:Shaking like a dog.
Speaker 4:Yeah bro Shake him, boy Shake him.
Speaker 1:That's how you do it, bro. You want somebody. You want to put some pressure on somebody, bro, when you beating their ass, bite him.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, cut and locked on him. Don't bite him, my boy, he'll bite you.
Speaker 1:Bite him, bro, I'm talking. Bite him, goddamn.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, that motherfucker look like he bite.
Speaker 1:You telling me, if I can't, I can rip a ribeye with these motherfuckers on bro. But you safe Shh, I got some for you, man, I fuck with you, bro.
Speaker 4:I didn't call the balls and shit man I fuck with you bro, Real body can't stand a chance against me.
Speaker 1:You think you can, I think it'll bite. I don't know how, I don't know how, I don't know how, I don't know how, I don't know how, I don't know how, I don't know. Bro, I ain't like, I'm walking around. I ain't walking around and doing it. He would have got so many motherfucking jokes.
Speaker 2:Walk around Like yeah, that motherfucker bite, hey, don't fight him he be fighting.
Speaker 4:Hey, these hands these hands bro too, I'm getting mad.
Speaker 1:Who's hissing out here? No, hey, yo that motherfucker call. Who hissing out here?
Speaker 2:No, hey yo, everybody gonna call me. Hey yo, what's up, you big back bouncer? Hey, fuck you.
Speaker 4:Like this motherfucker just grabbed at me All right, you got it.
Speaker 3:Lock your doors, get your lights on, bro.
Speaker 1:Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't come out, bro you on the list.
Speaker 3:Now, bro. I ain't never heard that before.
Speaker 4:Man Never Biting on the collarbone is crazy. It's insane. Devious bro Made a motherfucking muscle tissue. He's a werewolf right here. Is that what you're talking about?
Speaker 3:He a villain for real, bro Bro.
Speaker 4:He try to push us away from him. I just bite people.
Speaker 1:Hey, hey, times, times in the kingdom, bro.
Speaker 2:Hey, you know the crazy thing about it, though, this is magic, because Jax, y'all seen, jax, that's some bitch about shit out there, Bro, he got a strong bite bro.
Speaker 4:DJ Todd, though yeah, I was about to say. Bite that dog DJ.
Speaker 2:I know you did Put him in a box. Nah, man, I'll fuck with you D.
Speaker 4:Yeah, bro, yeah yeah yeah, I ain't never going to let this down though you don't know how bad though. You said I'll fuck with you, but you know how.
Speaker 3:I be. That's why I'm just baffled, that's why I am too bro.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bro, you don't do it like this, you do it like that. Watch out.
Speaker 4:But Motherfucker fight like hell, bro, motherfucker fight like hell.
Speaker 1:I was just so mad, this motherfucker, this motherfucker here bro.
Speaker 2:Alright, alright, I'm gonna get off of you bro, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Speaker 1:It's fine, I'll fuck with you. That's why he's named Pharoah.
Speaker 4:That's why he Pharoah. Hey, yeah, bro, I'll fuck with you. That's why he's named Pharrell.
Speaker 1:That's why he's Pharrell. Hey, yeah, that's Pharrell. I'm going to Pharrell the Bull.
Speaker 2:He'll bite you Pharrell bro.
Speaker 1:No capsies.
Speaker 4:Oh shit, All right, all right, all right.
Speaker 1:He's giving us all the All right, all right.
Speaker 4:Talking that shit. I take a chunk out of his ass. Oh shit, oh shit, but no man.
Speaker 2:What about another creature? Man, let's get on something else, bro.
Speaker 1:I guess next the vampire Vampiros. All right, but anyway.
Speaker 3:Vampires. Where did they originate from? Is that Romania? It was Romania.
Speaker 1:It said Eastern Europe too, Like that. I guess Romania and stuff like that. But it said vampires technically I guess, because people forget, but they are dead. Technically they are high-ranking undead. So technically I think Like zombies. I think, yeah, so it started off as you got a regular zombie. Then you have a ghoul, yeah, and then with a ghoul it turns into a gasp, and then from a gasp it turns into something I guess like a fiend, and then from a fiend it turns into a vampire.
Speaker 4:Oh shit, that's wild. I didn't know that.
Speaker 3:That's why they start having the pointy ears a little bit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and then the fangs, because I think it's just basically like higher and dead. But when you become like a vampire you basically kind of get all your brain functions back and stuff.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that makes sense, because some vampire movies and shit like that you might see some of the vampires that's going around killing everybody, they ain't got consciousness, and some of them just look's going around killing everybody, they ain't got consciousness, and some just look like they got mange and shit like that. Oh yeah, yeah, that makes sense, yeah some bitches ghouls.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because they technically I think they they come from like eating, like, like because the ghoul eat like dead bodies. I think they eat you too, if you get around there. But they start eating dead bodies and stuff like that and then I think, just upgrade. Then they start living off blood. I think when you turn into a gasp or a fiend, that's when you start really living off the blood, that's when you start obtaining more and more of your human appearance. That's why, like back in the days, like I guess dracula was so popular and stuff back then, but it's probably some some fucking weirdos back in the day that love vampires Alucard.
Speaker 2:You know, I didn't even know, the damn Alucard was Dracula spelled backwards.
Speaker 3:I can't tell you how many times that blows my mind.
Speaker 2:Pharaoh told me about it, but I'm like damn Cuz is a damn dictionary for real.
Speaker 1:Sometime, bro Jack the Tray's being a master of none though, you know what I'm saying, but I guess, like the vampires, I guess people tell stories of them like they walk in the tavern and they so majestic or whatever, especially like the I guess you know the guy.
Speaker 4:They're well-dressed, clean, pale. They be the only clean motherfuckers there too, yeah, only clean motherfuckers.
Speaker 3:Is it always Caucasian people? I mean, is there? Like I'm just saying, because you said, I'm saying I mean Blade, there you go, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, blade, I mean, there you go, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, wesley, wesley wesley snipes bro, yes, uh, but uh, the day walker, but um, but I guess just say that motherfucker, under what?
Speaker 1:no, he was a real one. I just, I just guess in this time, you know eastern europe. It went to me by black folks walking around so I would just say just, but then a lot of them they said was like, or whatever, like royalty, or whatever, they were high ups or whatever. Just because they, or like somebody invites you to their castle, you're like damn, I'm really about to. You know what I'm saying, I'm really about to make a pact.
Speaker 2:Just imagine being a damn vampire, living that damn long and being broke. Yeah, motherfucker, you better be broke, I'm being broke.
Speaker 3:I'm going to get this back eventually. I'm going to get this back eventually.
Speaker 4:I'm down right now, but I'm going to be up sometime. That's what.
Speaker 1:I'm saying to me about that. If you're a vampire, you've been living for a thousand years. You're still broke, walking in the sun. Hey y'all, I see that that's a cross. They got a point.
Speaker 2:They've been living two lives.
Speaker 1:They got a point. That's more than two lives in a thousand years. Goddamn, that's ten. That's ten lives technically almost Imagine being a failure ten times.
Speaker 2:Homeless vampire. That's crazy work.
Speaker 1:But at the same time it'll work, because look how many homeless people it is. You could feed all day bro.
Speaker 2:Hell.
Speaker 1:no, you might get drunk off something, but you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:The motherfucking sun's gonna come up. What are you gonna do?
Speaker 1:I mean, you can do the same thing bro.
Speaker 2:That's some LA shit right there. Yeah, I'm about to say I'll rob a bank.
Speaker 4:Vampire in LA. That's a movie.
Speaker 2:If I was a vampire, I'd rob the bank.
Speaker 4:You'd rob the bank.
Speaker 1:You ain't. Some would turn into wolves or dogs, Shape-shifters yeah. But the bats, bro, just to be able to just turn into a like. Some it'd be a flock of bats, Some it'd be one bat. But imagine being in a flock of bats and two of them get missing and you come back and you ain't got no fucking foot.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying. Like something just happened, god damn it. This motherfucker got lost.
Speaker 1:Fuck bro, like damn bro.
Speaker 3:So but like, imagine, bro, like how did somebody be? Like did somebody just wake up one day and like, yeah, vampires exist, or is there a backstory behind it? Like the werewolves?
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying? Shit, I looked at it, but I didn't look at it that deep because I figured one of y'all.
Speaker 4:I figured y'all were going to ask me what it's like.
Speaker 3:He just took over my Took over the Red Bulls Y'all supposed to be Tag team with this, bro.
Speaker 1:I mean, if you got any input.
Speaker 3:Google it for him While he's talking, bro. Help him out, help me. I thought.
Speaker 2:Not Red Bulls. I thought vampires Was like a curse From witches and shit Like that. Witches and warlocks I thought it was a curse.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they, they kinda like Undead, but I heard like it's something I mean yeah they're undead, but I heard like it was like a pack with like a demon.
Speaker 3:I was about to say that. Okay, my bad. Yeah, I was like does that revolve in the same group as with the demons or whatever, like vampires? It's a whole bunch of origins, bro.
Speaker 2:It's a lot. Because I thought it was like Especially was created. It was a curse from witches Like you're going to walk the earth forever, you're going to watch your children die and shit like that. You will never grow old. It's a curse, but it's a simple story, I don't know.
Speaker 1:I feel like see like werewolves. I feel like is more of a curse Vampires. I feel like they choose to be that.
Speaker 3:Because they got their sense in there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you got the sense, because if they didn't, want to be there.
Speaker 3:They'd just walk into the sun, like you said.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I don't know. Just imagine you got a family, you watching your family grow old, die off, and then you got your motherfucking kids grow old and die off. Then your whole bloodline just dying off and you still living. They'll do it all over again and watch them die.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you can just bite them and turn them.
Speaker 2:Most vampires don't do that Covens.
Speaker 1:Remember when you said that.
Speaker 2:Just imagine you bite your daughter or your son at a young age. They're going to be that small forever. That'd be ass. No, they don't grow If you get turned. If a baby get turned right now as a vampire, she would be a baby forever.
Speaker 4:A baby vampire? That's crazy.
Speaker 2:But he still don't got the sense because they going to they feral. That's why they using don't turn babies.
Speaker 3:So you got to think about it from a tactical point of view, you got to have like little kids, bro. That way they climb on top of the branches, then the villagers come up to you you caught to me and then other little kids come down. What the Count Dracula was that?
Speaker 2:You got me.
Speaker 3:Release the child, Then they get got. You got to think strategic bro Strategic bro.
Speaker 1:But I do. I think they don't turn like younger, like children like that, just because they don't get the concept of like time and stuff like that.
Speaker 2:They ain't really grew up and it creates a lot of problems yeah, cause, cause, especially when they, when they first turn, they don't know what to do, so they just go on the fucking rampage. They don't know how to control that shit. Train them, bro, discipline them, put them on a chain.
Speaker 1:I think I seen one. Somebody made a-. I'm going to hate you, bro. I think I seen one. It was like a noble. He was real sick, he was about to die. Then he made a deal with the devil. He was like-. Demons live, but he? What's the other quote? I seen enough of a fucking. It was either a movie or a show. It was like you shall have everlasting life, but you have to drink the blood of others. Some shit like that, bro.
Speaker 2:I just thought about it. It's the demons in Demon Slayer. Some of them, motherfuckers, got to be vampires because they have you seen Demon Slayer.
Speaker 1:They don't drink just blood, bro. They eat people.
Speaker 2:I'm talking about whole goddamn, but some of them look like fucking vampires, though, I guess.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I would say Kind of almost they pale. When someone pale, all of them ain't pale.
Speaker 2:But they make a deal with a demon so they can live forever.
Speaker 3:Michael Jackson bro.
Speaker 1:Actually that was Muzan's first. That was a tribute. Yeah, actually that was Muzan's first, that was a tribute. Muzan's first appearance, bro. That was a tribute to Michael Jackson, bro, oh, okay.
Speaker 3:Yeah, smooth criminal.
Speaker 1:The smooth criminal one. Yeah, no cap, bro, that was for real, bro, that happened.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, Imagine, bro, he's like I bet another one today, oh shit.
Speaker 1:Imagine just getting moonwalked upon an ox. And just gone bro, you just like what the fuck happened, you holding your shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the motherfucker pop, lock and take your head off. I'm telling you bro, what else?
Speaker 1:Well then, you know you got Dracula, you know Vlad Tepes or whatever. You know Vlad the Impaler. Excuse me, that motherfucker really was pretty sick, that motherfucker, he was pretty terrible. He impaled people Like outside his castle. He put motherfuckers on the stakes all over it.
Speaker 3:Bro, we're going to talk about the spirits and the demons and stuff like that, the supernatural, supernatural, los demonios, phantasma. Um, it's pretty cool, bro, because there's like different forms of demons and like the cool thing about it is we're talking about supernatural, but I mean essentially demons is an actual thing, you know, because you know, you got the biblical records of it and stuff like that. But the fact that there's different types of demons, bro, like you got, you got.
Speaker 4:Beelzebub, Lord of the.
Speaker 3:Flies or whatever. Then you got. My boy People were saying that's crazy work. Then you got like people were saying what Satan and Lucifer is two different people, right yeah.
Speaker 1:Or like the devil is like different people.
Speaker 2:Because Satan is like the king of the demons and Lucifer was an archangel that fell from the heavens yeah, there you go, yeah, so yeah, and it's um how the fuck?
Speaker 3:I know that that's crazy it's good knowledge, man, it's good knowledge you got many enemies but um, what else? This is crazy, bro, because, like I said, you got and then you got like the legion and stuff like that, which is just like a bunch of demons but they call themselves the legion.
Speaker 4:Yeah, well, they call themselves the legion is essentially.
Speaker 3:I feel like it's just like a hive mind that makes you get what I'm saying yeah, I feel like legion.
Speaker 2:So the satan is the uh, the statue they worship is the goat, with shit like that. That. That's the Azazel goat. So what the fuck is Satan? Is Satan and Lucifer the same shit?
Speaker 3:That's what I don't know, bro. There's some people saying it was.
Speaker 4:For me, Satan and Lucifer is the same.
Speaker 3:For me too, bro, that's just for me, though.
Speaker 2:For me too, bro, but I don't know. But it's crazy because Lucifer fell from heaven but but in the Bible he was the most beautiful angel in the heavens.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm going to tell you just like this though, and he could sing. Yeah, I'm going to tell you just like this fellas Shit, salt looks like sugar too, everything that looks good ain't good.
Speaker 4:Remember that shit.
Speaker 2:I told you that, did your great-granddad tell you. Oh yeah, you did it. Yeah, yeah did it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, she got them old sayings. Yeah, I'm telling you, bro, it's true, that's why people people it's crazy, because and that applies to like um, stuff like that's currently here because people think because somebody look crazy or creepy or disfigured that there'd be evil. No, bro, it's the face, it's the one with the smiles, bro, that's what, when somebody's like too friendly, bro bro I automatically look at him, bro, like that. That's just how I am, bro. I'm like you got some shit with you somewhere and I had no cap bro.
Speaker 2:You know what really fucked me up. If a motherfucker call you fam, don't trust that son of a bitch.
Speaker 1:My dog growl at you.
Speaker 2:My dog don't fuck with you. I can't fuck with you.
Speaker 3:I was about to say my dog growls at everybody. The Chihuahuas, bro.
Speaker 4:The Chihuahuas, I don't trust anyone Tech dogs Watch their mancles.
Speaker 3:No, bro, it's just crazy because I really don't know the details about each one.
Speaker 4:but I really don't know the names of the demons per se, like the ones like. Beelzebub is like the main one. That's just because he be everywhere he be able to.
Speaker 3:He's not even supposed to say his name, bro, because he's essentially getting closer to you.
Speaker 4:Every time you say it, every time you say it. So we're going to say it five more times during this part Cut off the lights, cut off the lights. We're going to say it three times Look at the mirror. Nah, but Get him, get him, he right there.
Speaker 3:See, that's when I need that button. But, um, but you got that. And then, like the, the spirits too. You know supernatural, which I believe in, the spirits and stuff like that y'all believe in uh, ghosts, I believe in ghosts see I don't consider demons and ghosts being the same thing.
Speaker 4:I feel like everything has its own little little category yeah um, then you got got stuff from the forest, like forest spirits. For us at least. I know it more in Spanish, at least for me. It's just more fluent. Everything I know is in Spanish, so I don't know how to translate it.
Speaker 3:I got you, bro, I got you, google got you.
Speaker 4:Yeah, google got me, but yeah, like duendes, at least for us, duendes For y'all'all would be what gnomes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like little dwarves, like little dwarves, but for us it's evil, like little conniving things. Yeah, they're evil. Dwarves is evil, uh-huh.
Speaker 4:At least like for us, like.
Speaker 1:Well, they said some of them are Some of them. Some of them essentially bring good luck to in Mexico they got Gnome City it looks pretty, bro, and it'd be like they said if you look at it it'd be lighting up or whatever, but like leave before dark or something like that.
Speaker 2:You shouldn't even be near it. I heard of them ferries in Fraser. They want you to come so they can take you through a portal or some shit like that.
Speaker 4:I'll tell you what I don't think we got um fairy. I think that's like over here, like over here something y'all got over here, that's in y'all backyard. That's in y'all backyard we got chupacabras and shit, but uh, chupacabras, what else we got? Uh, narcos, what else we got narcos?
Speaker 3:yeah, I'm sitting over here focused like what else they got we got the witches bro, I wish I could pull up videos but they call them humanoids or whatever or some shit like that. That's what they call the witches, essentially, because I mean there's a couple videos where you actually see somebody flying. I remember seeing the news Mexican news, bro and they were like somebody was flying, like that. They zoomed in, somebody's like flying and then you can see that head like that yeah, they got like a hat on there.
Speaker 3:It's crazy. Wow, what flies like that, bro, back in like 2000, something, nothing bro, I just got chills just now, but uh that witch, speaking of supernatural and witches are more of like I say witches.
Speaker 1:I don't know now because I know some of them. You got Wiccans. They don't necessarily practice witchcraft.
Speaker 4:But Wicca is more like natural stuff, ain't it? Yeah, natural, they're natural.
Speaker 1:Almost like sages or whatever. But a witch because if you do like the, it ain't the, you do the, what is it the star?
Speaker 2:I wouldn't say the pictogram, no, it ain't the pictogram.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know I know you do the star, it's for all the elements, like earth, wind, fire. I don't know, it's just for the five elements. But when you add the extra stars, that means that's all it is. You add the extra stars, that means like that's all it is. You add the extra stars, that's for, like the uh, demonic I forgot what it is, bro. It's like the. It's like the With a circle around it.
Speaker 1:I forgot what the extra um, extra points mean, but it means like kind of like supernatural, uh opening and something like.
Speaker 3:Oh, okay.
Speaker 1:It just means something like so, where you can pass, basically, basically like almost like a portal. You know, you know what I'm saying. But like they, like you know, witches are the like the envoys for, like the devil or something like that, because you know, back in the day or whatever like planeswalkers. Yeah, in a way you know a witch, but it only could be women, like I know. But I'm just saying about from the old times witches only could be women.
Speaker 4:They didn't think dudes could be witches, yeah.
Speaker 3:I feel like it's more easier for them because they could lure people. They can make themselves pretty.
Speaker 2:Beautiful yeah.
Speaker 1:You ever seen that shit, bro, that witch was. She made herself pretty and shit and then got down. I would've got got or them children.
Speaker 2:But, but see, they eat the children don't let me see it so they keep their own youth, bro.
Speaker 4:So in the blood, don't they?
Speaker 1:yeah, oh yeah, they sure do, bro. I seen that, bro, that I think that one movie she had a um, oh, no, oh yo hold on.
Speaker 3:What do you think it was that one, so he's seen.
Speaker 1:What did he say? It was that one. He seen it, bro, but no, that one movie. They had her little sister right there. She was like an infant or something, bro or a little brother, and then she looked to do something. It was gone. But see, the woods was right there.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that's which oh yeah, the woods was right next to her and then you seen the witch. She had the little baby. That shit was sad, bro. She took that knife out and she basically just cut the kid open, bro, and drained all the blood you know what you call it and then she did all that with the blood and shit like that.
Speaker 2:But they used to do that shit back in the day.
Speaker 1:The cults and stuff.
Speaker 2:The cults was crazy bro yeah, they used the blood for mass uh American Whore store with the uh talking about the witches of um Louisiana and shit like that, and she used to use the slaves' blood to make her feel younger. Yeah, that's wild.
Speaker 1:And then, uh, but yeah, bro, in that movie, um cause she, cause it was witches, all cause they got kicked out basically like the village or whatever, because then they were dead table.
Speaker 4:Why?
Speaker 1:why they got kicked out I don't know, bro, but then, like, they moved to the edge of the woods, bro, that's when all that shit started and they started blaming their, their daughter. She was a witch, she was like I'm not a witch, bro them little kids them, little kids, and they was talking to the goat, though they had uh what's his name?
Speaker 1:he was uh named, uh tom or something like that, thomas, I forgot. But then they kept talking to him and then at the end hysteria fully broke out. Bro, everybody basically killed themselves. And then she went to the goat. She was like are you really the devil? And then it went nightfall and then she said the goat started talking to her and he was like what's your name? And then yada, yada, and he was like what's your name? And then yada, yada and he was like because she basically lost everything, she said fuck it. Basically.
Speaker 4:No, that thing got up, that thing stood up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it stood up, but it turned into a person Like and he looked like he almost looked With the goat feet though.
Speaker 1:Nah, he looked like almost like imagine like an old conquistador, with the boots and stuff and he had a hat it was all black, bro and he had like a red, almost like a cape almost, and he had red fiery eyes, bro, with like a mustache, and he was like sign here and it pricked her and then she signed the blood and then it turned back into a goat and that bitch started floating and then she seen a whole bunch of other witches and it ran over there with them and then they were dancing around the fire that's exactly what's about to say, bro.
Speaker 3:They said, um, in order to become a witch, you have to go in the woods, you got to do like a chant or something to call the devil, and then you gotta make a blood pack and then you essentially lose your soul. After that, like you're never gonna get that back, like you're damned for all eternity pretty much. But like they say, it's a real gruesome like thing that happens, like like they go in the woods and all you hear is somebody like screaming but like really ugly, whatever that's. That's people like, oh, somebody's becoming a witch or whatever damn yeah, fuck all that
Speaker 3:some shit like that.
Speaker 2:It was something I seen. It was like how in the hell can you sell something that ain't yours Because your soul really ain't yours to sell? That's deep. Damn, damn Got me on that one.
Speaker 4:Got me on that one Shit. That's crazy. I don't know, bro, I don't, here we go Story time.
Speaker 3:Go ahead, hit the Damn Story time. Play the intro again.
Speaker 4:At least my family, since we I think this is for any Hispanic family really You're just surrounded by that type of shit since you're little.
Speaker 3:Real superstitious bro.
Speaker 4:Real superstitious, a lot of like. Even if you don't want to believe, you're going to eventually see some shit that you like.
Speaker 3:You're going to hear about it.
Speaker 4:You're going to hear about it, you're going to see some shit that you're just like, all right, all right, maybe they got something going on. So my mom always used to tell me these stories of her childhood. So she got this one story that, well, this ain't her childhood, I'm sorry. This is recent. Basically, my aunt in Mexico. They were getting fucked with by something, by duendes, little elves, and someone had done something to them and they were basically they had about seven of them inside their house. They would always hear shit, they lose shit, they'll be fucking with them, their daughters, they start having nightmares. She just got really bad, real typical movie shit. So so they find this lady and she had like a, she had like an assistant with her and the assistant the assistant went up to one of my aunts and was like hey, we know what you got going on in your house, let us help you.
Speaker 3:And they just found him on the street randomly and so they went oh, exorcist, right there, bro, Pull up in that cab. Had that light post just standing there with the briefcase.
Speaker 4:Briefcase bro. They said she was all black. Bro, she had all black on, she was in the road, shit she said she was all black.
Speaker 3:Bro. She had all black on. She was in the road. Shit Dripped out, bro, Dripped out, but she didn't talk to them.
Speaker 4:She sent the assistant. Oh wow, she went. They went to the house. They're like I'll meet you at your house. They even asked for the address. The fuck.
Speaker 3:Bro no.
Speaker 4:That's all you had to say, bro, I'm up. And so they were in the room, right, and they're like the lady pulls up and she's like all right, look, y'all can either come out on your own or I'm going to make y'all come out, y'all pick. And so my aunts were like who the fuck is she talking to? Because she was just looking into the room. She's like who the fuck is she talking to? And she's like, okay, well, I gave you a chance. She waved her hand, like that. All the windows closed inside the house.
Speaker 4:Oh, hell man, I would have shit in there and so my aunts, everybody, they got scared. They were like yo, what the fuck? And like they heard laughter before that. And then she closed the windows and she's like well, I gave you a chance. And she basically told them to do some stuff like bring me water, bring me something, bring me this, bring me that, like everything that they had in the house at the moment.
Speaker 3:They was about to fight you. Bro, put these things in some holy water. Watch this. She was like she was like she was about to box the fuck out of the room.
Speaker 4:She gave me shivers. I ain't gonna lie. And so they brought everything that she needed. She brought a plant. She's like y'all, close your eyes, Don't open it. For no like, whatever y'all hear, do not open it.
Speaker 3:You shouldn't have told me that now I'm gonna open my.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna peek. I've been peeking, but you can't die, so I'll be peeked.
Speaker 3:Oh, I'll be like this Motherfucker be right in my face just looking Bird Box. When he opened her eyes he was like look at it at the old lady, he opened her eyes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bro, he was a shitey bastard for that bro it was a good movie, my bad, my bad.
Speaker 4:They said they heard a bunch of stuff. They heard screaming wind, picked up inside the house, a whole lot of wind and shit, and then she's like okay, y'all can open it. And when they opened their eyes there was a plant in the middle of the room and they said they felt scared towards the plant. They didn't know what was going on and so she was like they're all in that plant and she told them what to do with the. She's like I can either.
Speaker 3:Couldn't eat it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I can. It was some shit. No, no, no, no. It was some shit, no, no, no. It was like I can. Either I can send it back to who sent you this, or I just take them with me, and one of my aunts took a picture of it and inside the picture you can see seven sets of eyes. Oh, wow Like inside the like because she said something. Kept on looking at her from the plant.
Speaker 4:No Damn, wow, like they didn't believe her at first, Like they didn't believe her at first, like they were like bro, like this lady, like even though everything they saw but that's just how they are, they're like and she took a picture and she forgot about it. She just took a picture like that before the lady took it and she left later that night, that's when she looked at the picture. It had seven eyes and that shit. That that's crazy. And then she said for days she was having like an overwhelming feeling of like something bad going to happen and then she always wanted to keep on looking at that photo, like she'd be doing whatever and she's like she'd just pull out the phone and look at it. And then she kept doing that. And somebody else noticed it was like you just deleted the picture. She deleted the picture and the feeling went away but yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3:There's some crazy stuff out there. You never know what's out there, bro. I mean obviously we don't know what's in the ocean, what's out in space. People say that they see their uh loved ones that passed away and everything. Really, nobody really knows what's out there, bros.
Speaker 1:I mean that's crazy just to think about yeah, I felt like just that, just them frontiers, them unknown frontiers bro, was you know here, domestic or afar, bro, and a great unknown bro, the stuff science can't explain, and that's like a lot of stuff. Like you know, culture, especially, like I guess like, uh, african-american, real southern culture bro, like it's a lot of um, superstitiousness and stuff like that too. It's a lot of superstitiousness and stuff like that too, and it's a lot of crazy shit, like my dad and him same thing bro. I got a couple stories almost just like that bro. That shit's crazy bro. Go ahead Bro, I can't remember to a T, I gotta ask about it.
Speaker 2:I mean one story. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Johnny wasn't there. If you want to tell him again, all right, story time Story time, push the button, story time, all right.
Speaker 2:So we all went to a car meet the whole house. So we came back, we was there drinking and shit, and I'm like man, shit, I'm going to go make me a damn hot pocket, go in the kitchen, seen flies. I said, man, I'm going to go make me a damn hot pocket, go in the kitchen, seen flies. I said, man, what the fuck Flies on the door on the island and shit in the kitchen. I went back in the damn living room, snapped it out.
Speaker 2:I said y'all some nasty motherfuckers. You got flies there. You got them. We're clean, goddamn kitchen Talking about shit. They were like what the fuck? So they're all going there. It was like the kitchen clean and it was two times more flies in that bitch. So it was just flies, just sitting right there, just not even moving. You do like this. The flies wouldn't fucking move, no cap.
Speaker 1:Can't scare them. Jump at them. No, they don't do shit.
Speaker 2:And it was like so many that the fucking window on the plastic because they had plastic on the window, because it was doing the work, that motherfucker, it was like black shadow, it was like a black oil right there, but it was nothing but fucking flies.
Speaker 2:I was like what the fuck? I'm like man. I got to my exact word. I got to get the fuck away from these white folks, man. So I'm like man, what the fuck? So next thing, you know one of our roommates, he said, and he killed a patch of fucking flies. It was probably like 20 of them. Bitches Killed the dog shit out of them and the blood was fucking red Of the fucking flies. It was like a patch of red blood from the fucking. I said the next thing you know all them motherfuckers, just so this shit, just. I said, oh shit, I'm getting chills right now. I said, oh shit. I said, man, I'm about to get my motherfucking dog and go to my grandma's house. So we all left and goes to Walmart to get salt, haley yeah, to get salt, bruh, put salt all to get salt. Haley yeah, to get salt, bro, put salt all around the fucking house. And shit like that man, I sat in my motherfucking car for a while, me and my motherfucking dog, like this.
Speaker 2:I said grandma wouldn't answer the phone. I said, man, god damn it. I said, man, I'm plotting, bro, I'm plotting, I was so damn scared. Bro, I goes up in there. I got salt in my motherfucking. There was so much fucking salt in that damn house, bro. Bro, I was scared man After that. I was like something ain't fucking right, something ain't right, something ain't right.
Speaker 3:But yeah, that was that damn story, you don't know what the my back Did it go away then, or what happened, Like when you went back in, there was no more flies there wasn in that bitch.
Speaker 2:Like to be honest, after that shit happened, no more fucking flies. It was like what the fuck? Because we didn't kill them, because they just it was like a tornado of fucking flies, bro, Like they just disappeared when we came back from damn Walmart.
Speaker 4:I 100% blame the white people on that one, Knowing both individuals.
Speaker 2:I already know they was playing with fucking Ouija boards. I already know.
Speaker 4:Do not fuck with Ouija boards people Do not.
Speaker 2:Do not fuck with them. You know the first person I called and told this shit to DJ. I went over there, he was at work.
Speaker 1:I didn't stay there the time I stayed down there. It's soggy bottoms, bro. Speaking of soggy bottoms, man, that's like I like, um, I guess, just like I said, bro, um, you know like how, back in the day, like, and it's, it's like a record, like a little documentary about like how you know for you to be a really good musician, I guess what I want stuff. You got to go to the crossroads. You make a deal with the devil, bro, but, bro, like, like they did, basically the musicians like before and after supposedly made a deal bro, mother's gonna play word for foot after, after like a while, bro, they said basically, like they came, someone became like paralyzed bro, they wouldn't like incoherent and shit like that, but like in their primes bro.
Speaker 1:Bro, they was like the bed. They said it was like unreal. They said basically they were a novice and then overnight they turned into like a genius bro and then it was real good bro. And then I wish I could.
Speaker 3:I know the names of the people that plays the fiddle or something like that right or no?
Speaker 2:no, these are guitars, like blues guitar players bro you know, it's always crazy because they they make songs like the supposed musicians. Some of them said it though. Yeah, they some of them said they make blues music about that yeah or uh, some of them said it, bro.
Speaker 1:They said I had to go like something, bro. They said, basically told me I had to go to crossroads. I meet a man with, uh, dressed in black and a long hat, bro, and they up, bro, bruh, that shit crazy. And bruh and bruh I'm talking about Vivic, like just. But they said, like you go to the crossroads and then after you make a deal, you go back to them and it ain't there, them crossroads are never there, bruh, like that. Seen a lot of people back in the day and it was a lot of them, bro. They wanted to become famous, like sanga.
Speaker 1:You've seen a guy just walking yeah, what a guitar case, bro, just walking trying to find a cross.
Speaker 2:They say now, like in, uh, louisiana, florida, and I want to say some, some mississippi, where these rappers, now the drill rappers, they talk to their witches a lot of you talk to a witch and you still add that that's crazy. But on some real shit though, if you really think about it, though they sell their soul, we might think they ask, but these homies got millions of damn dollars and then, next thing you know, they get knocked off. Am I lying? Though? They dying, they dying like hell.
Speaker 3:Unless you fool your old br bro, he ain't dead. He got back on Instagram last night.
Speaker 2:Who dead? They said Foolio, his damn voodoo caught up with him.
Speaker 3:Oh, for real, Did he actually get killed then? Oh, I thought because I was on Facebook and people were like no, he ain't dead.
Speaker 4:I thought you were making a joke. No, that's what people were saying. That was a joke. I thought it was a joke.
Speaker 3:Oh, shit, I thought he was dead bro. Oh wow, because you know he Rest in peace, man, I forgot who did he?
Speaker 2:He killed, he shot and he killed a couple people, yeah. And then his motherfucking voodoo, the guy that he killed. His voodoo fucked up and it said caught up with him Stupidity.
Speaker 1:If you hear about Duke Deuce.
Speaker 2:I talk to my witch.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, yeah.
Speaker 2:They do got witches.
Speaker 1:Man, I knew something was crazy seeing that big dance like that. I know I'm telling you, you see him get on his tippy toes and do that.
Speaker 2:Man, he be gangsta. That's hocus, that's hocus pocus brother, that's a real magic.
Speaker 3:What that's called? What the fuck.
Speaker 1:He be dancing like that, like he dancing on air bro, I said damn bro if you listen to this, I support you.
Speaker 2:He's a hater. I ain't no hater. I listen to all of you.
Speaker 4:I love I ain't, no, it ain't nothing but love bro I ain't no damn hater.
Speaker 1:Shit.
Speaker 3:I'm just bro, that's my homeboy. He did that, uh, uh, that remix with uh the japanese.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you ain't seen that? Yeah, he was in there, bro, he did a remix with him. But, um, but yeah, a lot of people walked around with uh, suitcases and shit, and that's like voodoo too, bro, like voodoo but like why, when they said it, uh betrayed them.
Speaker 2:When they said a soul and shit, like that is always a white man. I don't know if it's a white man, I didn't, I didn't hear it. No, like if you look at the movies, like you got musicians, they said it, so it's always, I think, that's I think that's our deception, depiction of it, but I don't like they a lot of people.
Speaker 1:but they did documentary and they said these, these certain guitars, bro, and you can see how they start looking over time, bro, I'm telling you, they look like some of them just become incoherent and just basically lifeless. Bro, that's the time went on.
Speaker 4:Drugs, bro, that could do it too, motherfuckers stressed out.
Speaker 2:Gotta sell records my time about to come shit.
Speaker 1:But you see them, bro. Like one guy bro, they took a picture of him before and after bro and he looked crazy as hell. Lord have mercy, bro, Yo he 80 years old. What the fuck do you want him? What that man do? Look he jumping on Moneybag, Joe Anyway.
Speaker 3:Y'all talking about presidents, bro. I know y'all seen that meme about Donald Trump playing a mini man.
Speaker 1:Lord have mercy.
Speaker 3:They said he got hit, like I got hit, but he ain't fucking breathing.
Speaker 4:That's some real shit though.
Speaker 2:Donald.
Speaker 3:Trump gonna hit him with that line, damn.
Speaker 2:Damn, bro, mini man Play it back.
Speaker 1:The fucking world we live in, fellas.
Speaker 3:I know, I was just talking about that, bro. We saw a presidential assassination attempt before GTA 6. That was wild.
Speaker 2:Oh that was wild, that was wild. That's what we call the moneybag joke. That's crazy.
Speaker 1:Moneybag joke, bro, that was a good one. Yo, that was a good one. Moneybag joke would have got hit.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I don't think he moved out, so we was talking about this, Just saying his soul bro. We was just saying, bro, my phone ain't ready to catch up, I forgot bro.
Speaker 1:Oh no, not the before eating. He stopped everything, bro, and like he was in decent health though, but like ages, I don't know if it was his mental work, but it was going he's going crazy bro, and then um cocaine's a hell of a drug I know that's right, bro.
Speaker 1:What's the uh, but it was so. It was like oh, I, it was probably back then, but it was so long ago though, like it wasn't at the brunt this was. I'm talking about this like the, the 70s no, even though 70s, bro, 90s you know 90s bro back in the day I'm talking about this like the fucking the 70s, nah ain't no 70s bro, 90s.
Speaker 1:Ain't no 90s, bro. Back in the day I'm talking about this was like the 30s. Oh shit, oh shit. You talking about way back, yeah, way back. Damn. That's when blues and stuff Really kinda, yeah, you know, hit the mark, maybe 18 something.
Speaker 2:That's why Christians, they frown upon it. They go this is the devil's work. Yeah, motherfucker, they talking about him. Yeah, talking about this other world, I feel like you just got to do that really.
Speaker 3:What you mean Back in the day, bro, explain yourself. It was so hard back in the day.
Speaker 1:Let me show you yeah.
Speaker 4:It was just. I feel like if they wanted to make it, I feel like it was just like I got to do it this way, I ain't gonna ever.
Speaker 1:Yeah, from a podunk Mississippi town or Alabama or whatever Louisiana. Do you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 4:It should be hot. I need AC. I sell my soul. Fuck that, you know back there.
Speaker 1:It wasn't no AC, bro. You better open a door In the front and open one in the back and catch a draft.
Speaker 2:Well look, I'd rather drown at sea than to be a slave in chains.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 1:But voodoo too. So I'm going to just do it like a little quick on voodoo. They said the more you believe in voodoo, the more it take hold over you you know what I'm saying, what you mean the more you believe in it, the more like the root it plants in you, I feel like it start getting to your head.
Speaker 3:like it start getting to your head like some people like kind of like I hate these. Like christianity, like you know, they put, they're all into it and they end up becoming a little like like a sentient a little little fucked up a little bit, like they get too strict and lose their sense of humanity, kind of it is real I've seen a couple people like that bro because I've seen always, I always say firsthand I'm keeping 100.
Speaker 2:Man, I always say almost First hand I'm going to keep it 100,. Man I always say Almost to a cult-like shit bro, I ain't seen it, bro, that's what.
Speaker 1:I'm saying Like, why go to?
Speaker 2:church and get tithes and offers. God is rich. He owns the moon, he owns the stars, he created all this, what he need that money for.
Speaker 1:That's a church kind of deal, bro. We ain't gonna get All that Hypocrisy, but oh, okay, but I know what you mean. That's for next week, that's a special episode, that's a special episode.
Speaker 3:That'll be our final episode.
Speaker 2:The 145th. That's probably why I dreamed about 145 Last episode.
Speaker 1:This man had a premonition. And it was An old man. It was, it was An omen.
Speaker 2:See, I believe like superstition and I'm going to say like bad luck and shit like that, like birds Karma. Yeah, special karma, but birds any damn way, like I don't know what it is like crows, birds flying into the house and shit like that. That's bad.
Speaker 1:I'm about to say a crow. I didn't like that. I remember one time, bro, but they so beautiful though, man.
Speaker 2:I like, yeah, raven, raven's got like a purplish tint to him and that's.
Speaker 1:I don't know about a lot of Norse superstition, but Raven is a big thing there just because of Odin and stuff like that and you know Odin and stuff like that and bruh, but them Damn, you never seen like them. Shamans From the north People be practicing that shit still. They be carving them ruins in themselves, bruh, and they be making them damn rituals. They be like they be doing that shit, bruh. I be like turn it, they be getting that and they did that shit too. Them motherfuckers ran sack a village, bruh, and started doing them fucking rituals and shit like that, bro great grandma.
Speaker 2:She always say if you see some, some shit that don't look right, like you see like a dead bird that comes into your path, that means, like some shit is unexpected gonna come and cross your path, like you see some shit that ain't right, it don't sit well with you, just turn, turn it, just pray about it and man that shit. Real though, but sometimes I forget I'm going to go the other way. Yeah, real shit.
Speaker 1:Oh boy, but yeah. But you know there's a lot of that in like Louisiana bro.
Speaker 2:No people, north Carolina too, bro.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I like how every culture has its own ritual, and shit, it's always ritual.
Speaker 2:They got their own definition of ritual.
Speaker 3:Back in the Old Testament, the way people would praise God and everything was blood sacrifices. Not blood sacrifices, animal sacrifices.
Speaker 2:They'd get their fairest goat. Was it for Catholic?
Speaker 3:No, it was like for.
Speaker 4:Pharaohs, I remember that shit. Egyptian times, all throughout time, all throughout Bible time.
Speaker 2:Like they gave him praise through the sacrifice of an animal or whatever, but we ain't supposed to eat animals. We ain't supposed to eat animals, like in the Bible, like we ain't supposed to eat anything with hooves. Rich Anything with hooves or anything. Bitch Anything with hooves or anything.
Speaker 1:No, I thought it was the scales. And hooves, I've been fucking with bitch I thought it was for a minute.
Speaker 2:You're supposed to eat nothing with hooves.
Speaker 1:I think it was the scales. I don't think I didn't hear that hoove bro, look it up. Can't eat no gator. But anyway, I'd say, yeah, this is weird, bro. What's the other one I was about to say, bro, the Mayans.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, the Mayans with the sun, gods and everything Bro the sun.
Speaker 1:God Bro, imagine going all the way to the top of that tower to get your heart cut out. Bro, fuck that. You have to catch me. God damn it.
Speaker 4:That's all I'm going to say you got to get me. God damn it, Come down here. I wonder how they pick people.
Speaker 1:They be like why the fuck me Get him? No, bro, but just imagine that bro, that shit Boy, and how many people probably was around looking at that bro Dancing.
Speaker 3:Having a good time.
Speaker 1:You up there getting your shit knocked out hun, that's crazy.
Speaker 4:Couple Modellos out there.
Speaker 1:Not Modellos. The grills out there.
Speaker 4:They got the side. They got the heart they throw the heart on the grill, the carny.
Speaker 3:They did throw the heart on the grill. They rotating.
Speaker 2:You can't. You ain't supposed to eat pig. Fuck I been sitting.
Speaker 1:I got got Because I fuck a pork, chop up, so it's old for me the damn sandwich I couldn't
Speaker 4:be a Muslim, garnitas, I ain't going to go too far, bacon, I'm going to eat a piece of bacon, bacon, bacon, I fuck up bacon like crazy.
Speaker 1:What's the other one, the chicharron? Oh yeah, bro, we just fucked up a bag of them just not too long ago.
Speaker 4:Things is good, bro, that's what they say the good stuff, the bad stuff.
Speaker 2:So what are you supposed to eat? Camel Badger Hares.
Speaker 1:And pig, that motherfucker. That motherfucker sounds crazy.
Speaker 4:I never had badger either. What the fuck Eat the badger?
Speaker 1:Hungry motherfucker that's what I know, that's right. What do you mean? Hungry motherfucker, yeah, but um, yeah, well, I but uh, yeah, well, I mean I mean, uh, I'm trying to figure out what, but that north shaman shit, bro, I gotta look a little more because that shit was fucking wicked. You hear me and you know. No offense to any people who still be uh, dabbling in that, but just I what? I think it was a little on the crazy side, but uh, well, we have uh uh.
Speaker 4:I mean no disrespect when I say this santa muerte essentially death.
Speaker 3:So essentially what you're supposed to do if you're gonna pray to like the death, I guess, so to say, in our religion or I mean in our culture.
Speaker 2:Hey yo, you should have seen how fast it got down. Mama ain't say it.
Speaker 3:I had to keep them on their toes. Everybody looked like they was falling asleep.
Speaker 2:I had to spike them.
Speaker 1:Whoa, don't put that on us, you motherfucker.
Speaker 3:I'll put y'all pictures in the front, arthur, don't y'all worry. No, I'm just joking. But like some people like not religion or whatever, but people like they want to like Is it a?
Speaker 2:religion. I don't know what it is, I believe it it's probably man. You can fucking worship anything yeah.
Speaker 3:I know what it is, but. But essentially you're supposed to ask for what you want, right, and you gotta make like offerings, like a shot of tequila or a cup of tequila or something in a cigar. Burn the cigar and leave it like you gotta build an altar for it. You ask for what you want, she gives you what you want, but you're gonna take three times back. Damn, like say I want money, you gonna get money, bro. You're gonna lose your family. You're going to lose your kids. You're going to lose, like your significant other. Some shit, bro.
Speaker 4:You're going to lose your legs, bro.
Speaker 3:You're going to lose your legs, but you're going to have all the money you wanted.
Speaker 1:That's a hell of a loan, bro.
Speaker 3:I ain't going to lie.
Speaker 2:You're going to get an.
Speaker 4:OT.
Speaker 1:I.
Speaker 2:He sold his shit too, to get riches.
Speaker 3:Oh did he? Oh shit, he had an uncle who was in the industry already. His uncle's the one who took him under his wing and taught him how to do everything. So I don't, I wouldn't really believe that, but I don't know. Like we don't know, like Carol said, you got motherfuckers that have the smiles and be good people, but actually I know damn Gucci man.
Speaker 2:I know damn Gucci man. His whole fucking label got knocked off.
Speaker 3:You talking about the clone? You talking about Gucci 2.0? Yeah, like 10, 17?.
Speaker 2:Like the whole record label is either dead or serving life in prison. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know about these damn new rappers, man. They doing a lot of spiritual shit.
Speaker 4:Now, I ain't going to lie. I used to fuck with this shawty. She used to fuck with Deshardi. She used to worship Santa Muerte. What is?
Speaker 1:that? What is that? Damn? Who wouldn't listen? That's crazy.
Speaker 3:That's exactly why I said what I said, bro, I got to keep you on your toes bro, oh, oh, oh, never mind, never mind, never mind. No, he's talking about.
Speaker 2:I just went brain fart. I was thinking about something else.
Speaker 4:No, you good bro, messing bro, for real bro, you about to be some collateral. Chill out, but chill out, I'm good. You're gonna run with dj. Oh, hell, no, that's what I said. Oh, oh, oh, no, no. Uh, she used to fuck with it and she used to tell me she used to put a shot. She used to put an apple and a cigarette every night and she wake up supposed to do like a prayer every morning.
Speaker 3:It's like the offering that's what she said.
Speaker 4:It was like the offering. She would ask her, like, hey, you know, like well, she would do it every night, but every once in a while, when she was like she needed help or something, she would be like, hey, like I'm going to need this, or can you please help me, and it will happen, she'll. She'll get whatever she needed. So what was the? What was the backlash? She, as far as I know, like nothing, cause I mean, I don't know how long.
Speaker 1:I don't know when the backlash happens. That should just be so. Is it like the greater it is, the greater it is like it happens.
Speaker 4:I feel like, if you really ask like, I feel like, yeah, it's greater okay I guess, if you ask for more, it's a greater, it's a greater back, like that's what. That's what I really don't but no cap.
Speaker 1:You know what? That reminds me of equivalent exchange. Uh, full metal alchemist bro no, bro.
Speaker 3:What's her name? What's his name? Sister from hunter x, hunter bro yeah, bro keela was sister. That lady said I wish money. I had a bunch of money, had that plane. Drop all that money. What happened, bro? Motherfucker got killed, or something like that. Because, uh, she's essentially like uh, no, you can ask her for anything that you want, but the greater it is, the greater she's gonna want something yeah, like, uh, you gotta make, you gotta give it, um, because it came from the dark continent.
Speaker 1:But it actually took root in their sister bro, and it was a whole arc about that trying to get their sister before. The family was so scared of it because you, literally you can make a wish, but you got to give something like I know, the last wish, kilo, and May, like he said, teleport Lumi, I'll be back home. But old girl gave like her ear for it, bro, and the butler I think was one of the butler, the one that could turn into a damn plane Gave her like an ear for it, bro. And then it's like that, bro. But they were so scared of it because if you got it, imagine, if you like, in 100x100 world, like goddamn, you sacrifice somebody for it. Imagine what you can do Like or ask for anything, or how many people. But that's how Full Metal Alchemist is. That's how they ended up the way they ended up, because they tried to bring their mom.
Speaker 1:They tried to bring their mom back. That shit is crazy. But equivalent exchange. They didn't have enough to exchange, bro, because it took way more. It took all of Alfonso's body, bro, like, and then it took his uh cuz arm and leg, bro. You know I'm saying so. That's kind of that's almost how that sounds in a way, bro, and alchemy is a big thing. So alchemy is real technically. I mean alchemy, if you want to get to it, alchemy, I guess, was science almost back then and what is used today. You know I'm saying so this shit giving me chills.
Speaker 1:I'm with this place, oh scary pic motherfucker man, I don't fuck that. You got that pay-o dog in there.
Speaker 4:You can't be scared Shit.
Speaker 3:You can't fight no curse.
Speaker 4:Shake it like this Watch your wives be fighting, bro. Your dog will fight too, bro. No, that's right. Ask for stuff, right. And then, when she would wake up, the apple be bitten, the oh ate. The apple be ate, the tequila be drank like it be gone, and then the cigarette be smoked.
Speaker 1:So that's kind of like a confirmation, like I heard you. Yeah.
Speaker 4:Ooh, imagine seeing that in the morning.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, you get one, yeah.
Speaker 4:And you know you about to get some bread Yo.
Speaker 3:It also depends, bro, because I mean kind of like the Day of the Dead, you know you give offerings to your family that passed away, or like people traversing through the afterlife essentially. So you'd leave out, like bread and fruit, my aunt. It's a great story, but story time it's a little story, but it's a little story. Yeah, I little story. Yeah, ain't gonna hit the bummer, don't worry, it's all good. But uh, she put like oranges on the table right and I was like and then a glass of water and I was like what's this? Because nobody drank it and she's like I'm leaving it for people that are passing through. You know we're leaving on the table so they have a place to rest and before they head off to the afterlife or whatever.
Speaker 3:And I grabbed one of the oranges and then I smelled it. I was like it doesn't smell like anything. She's like it's not supposed to. It's because they sat down and ate the oranges and whatnot and drank the water, but the water was still the same, but the oranges, they lost their smell. It's crazy, bro, it did not smell like orange.
Speaker 1:It didn't smell like anything, bro. It didn't smell like orange. Yeah, yo, that is crazy. It didn't smell like it, bro.
Speaker 3:It's crazy, that shit was crazy and thank you.
Speaker 1:Like I'll just add to it Like that, I do think is like beautiful, because a lot of people like I guess they fear death, but death is beautiful, bro.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying bro, you ain't got to worry about no motherfucking bills, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1:I'll tell you that bro.
Speaker 4:Don't tell my suicidal ass that.
Speaker 2:Hey yo, I got some medicine for you. Motherfucker, hit your pen bro.
Speaker 3:Take your medication. Well, yeah, I do.
Speaker 1:Like I just the way, like how they like honor the dead and all the candles and stuff. I do think it's beautiful. It's like a certain, like it's peace, because you got to understand if you walked this earth forever you'd be forever tormented, bro, because all the shit I mean you'd come Hell on earth that's.
Speaker 2:That's that's all I got for that fellas. I mean anybody else got anything? They yeah, they say yeah. They say you ain't supposed to cry when somebody die.
Speaker 3:You're supposed to be yeah, because I mean there's no more suffering for them. I mean they're, they're um, they're at peace bro so I ain to lie.
Speaker 4:If anybody's going through anything, you know it gets better.
Speaker 3:It gets better. I agree. If you're going through a dark time too. I'm sorry I had this out here, but you know there's help out there y'all. Y'all just got to reach out.
Speaker 1:There's a lot of help out there.
Speaker 3:Talk to your friends if you feel like somebody's like right now and you know you just gotta make sure everybody's all right I agree too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, right, and remember, uh, depression and uh, it looks different on everybody, bro, because they smiling and acting what you call it, bro, they could be crying on the inside, bro. So check on your friends, man, and I'm gonna tell you, bro, it just, even if somebody look like they're having a bad day, man, tell them hide out high because to keep them from keeping it, you know what I'm saying. That's why I say, like you never know what anybody's going through, don't go out here being a fucking dickhead. So just be kind to others, bro. You never know that kindness might save them.
Speaker 3:What were you going to say? Story time.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I was going to say some other bullshit, but I was going to say no, no, no, I thought about it.
Speaker 3:We said some bullshit, no no, no, not that.
Speaker 4:No, no, no, not that. I was going to say some bullshit. I was going to Ladies, suck your man's dick, Make him happy. That helped too. That helped, that helped.
Speaker 1:If your man's sad, just do that, give him some of that Huck to it.
Speaker 4:Huck to it. Throw that to You're going to have a story time.
Speaker 3:No, I do got a story, I do got a story, okay.
Speaker 4:So one time I was pulling up to the house it was like 3 in the morning I was getting dropped off from the club and you know I had my shoes on my head and I was playing chill out.
Speaker 4:So no, I was drunk as fuck, right. So I got to the house. I didn't tell them I was coming home, because usually I wouldn't come back home. But I didn't tell them I was coming home and so they had locked the door. I didn't have keys with me. So I think the time was three. They had to get up to go to work, like at five, five something.
Speaker 3:Yeah, five, four something.
Speaker 4:And I was like it was summer, it was nice outside, the moon was out. She was feeling majestic, I the moon was out, she was feeling majestic, I was. I was drunk as hell. So I was like you know what, I'm just gonna sit on the porch, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna sit on those steps and I'ma chill. They're gonna wake up by the time they leave, you know, for work, I'll be, uh, I'll, they'll wake me up. I'll go inside, you know two hours. So I'm chilling, I get comfortable, I'm like all right, you know, I go to sleep. I was feeling sleepy but I hear something drop in the woods and it like it landed. That shit was too like. It was like boom, it landed. Oh no.
Speaker 3:And the woods is maybe like yeah, I'd say it's like 30, 40 yards 30, 40 yards, Okay Okay.
Speaker 4:So I hear something drop and I'm like, well, what the fuck was that? I've never heard that, right. I'm like what the fuck is that? I'm like now I'm tripping, I'm just drunk, whatever. When I tell you, I hear that thing start walking. It was stomping. It started stomping out the woods towards me. I could feel it. I felt like Spider-Man. My senses were just, my senses were tingling.
Speaker 3:I wasn't even drunk, no more. I wasn't even drunk, no more.
Speaker 2:I was, so I said fuck.
Speaker 4:No, that thing started walking towards me, it just there was leaves. There was leaves, so you know you can hear, when you live in the woods you different sounds and shit. That's no fucking animal. You could you hear the footsteps Too much weight on behind that shit. It was two steps and it was like dragging something. I don't know what it. I don't know what it was.
Speaker 3:That body bag, that body son but it walked up.
Speaker 4:It was walking and then it ran up Like I heard it start running, I turned around. I started banging on that door, but I felt that thing was right behind me, lord. People opened up the door. He was like you, good. I was like yeah.
Speaker 3:I'm good.
Speaker 4:I walked in. He's like you good. He said I was all like all white and shit, god damn it you good. I was like. I was like bro, I think I just heard something in the woods. I don't know what the fuck I heard and I was just like I'm just going to sleep. I was bro. I was terrified, I ain't gonna lie, I was. That shit scared me, that shit I had to run. I don't, bro, that was my life right there.
Speaker 3:Bro, me and Toby were out there one time we had to use the bathroom. It was like 2 something in the morning, so it's like, bro, it's late.
Speaker 1:All right, let me take you out there.
Speaker 3:I take Toby out there, put him on a leash and it was pretty good distance away. But it's like a hill. At the top of the hill they have the water treatment or a little water plant filter thing or some crap like that for the whole neighborhood, some crap like that. And um, it was like a like really tall grass, because nobody cuts the grass on that hill or whatever. And I was chilling in the tubby's, the bathroom, oh, all of a sudden we hear but loud bro I'm talking about, we'll know the distance, but from here, probably to like as soon as you're pulling in, like as soon as you're taking left to go down the street right here, it was like that far away but it sounded like it was right on my ear, bro, loud bro me and toby said bro, we snapped our necks, but toby said I was like yeah, we gonna get him I ain't running, bro, I just stood there like bro, we gonna, we going to fight bro, me and Tubby going to go down swinging bro.
Speaker 3:But I was like, come on, let's get inside now, bro. We stood our ground for five seconds. We tough, let's go. I know that's right.
Speaker 1:I kind of had something like that when I lived down at my uncle's know. It's a dead end dirt road, ain't no street lights on it, bro, so it's dark, but see me being God damn. I was going through Some shit at the time, bro, and I had I'll run at night Tight shit On a dirt road, bro, I'll run. I'll just run at night, bro, just Up and down bro you going to Huh, hell yeah, bro, you were scaring people, bro. Imagine somebody walking down the road.
Speaker 2:I ain't going to lie to you? No lies Fuck.
Speaker 1:The crazy part about it. If somebody probably seen me, bro, I probably would have scared them to death, bro, Like bro. Fuck, wrong with this motherfucker Bro.
Speaker 3:He said he going through shit.
Speaker 2:He even know where he going. He even I win, bro, I'm about to say no cap, bro.
Speaker 1:I run up dirt road down a dirt road. Run up the dirt road down a dirt road. Run up the dirt road down a dirt road.
Speaker 3:That's why you so fit bro. Yeah, I can see he was really mad.
Speaker 4:Go ahead, show the camera, show the camera, go ahead bro.
Speaker 3:I don't know what you've been working for.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that had to be like the the fourth time I'd have been up to bro and um, and I stopped. But you know, usually in the woods you hear cicadas, crickets, frogs, and bro, all that shit stopped, bro, and it felt like, do you know, you feel something, bro? I'm telling you, bro, like I had chill for a while after that, but, um, like goddamn, because I didn't have a knife or nothing, bro, but basically I was like at that, that mind frame bro, but anyway, so, when, bro, it's like everything stopped, like the hearing and the silence was up, because usually I'm used to hearing shit, but the silence was loud. I don't know if y'all ever had that.
Speaker 3:The silence was loud.
Speaker 1:And bro and I felt like, from the like you know, you feel like your sense of screaming.
Speaker 4:Spices. I'm telling you.
Speaker 1:What you said bro. It was screaming bro, I could feel my hair Standing bro.
Speaker 1:I said Hell, nah, dude, I was just stunned, almost, just like that. My body was screaming. It was just like like stunned, almost, bro, just like that. Because, like, my body was like screaming, like it was just like alert, like just paranoid bro, I just felt like hysteria but, and it was dark, it was pitch black bro. And then it's like, bro, it's like I could hear myself breathing and like I'm like what the fuck, dude? I was like and I was trying to shrug the bitch off. I was like shit, something out here going to get me. Goddamn, it Might as well come and get me. Like I was right there, bro, but, bro, I ain't going to lie to you. I started moving again. I said let me get my black ass on the downer right over, but, bro, run with me here. You know I'm saying I was by myself to have no knife, none bro. And it just felt like the woods was just like closing in on me bro. Oh, that's crazy.
Speaker 1:Like bro, that's a bad feeling bro, I'm I bro, I remember like it just felt like, just like arms, bro, that shit felt crazy bro.
Speaker 1:That should give me a little witch collar right now bro no, bro, it is crazy right there like something was embracing me bro and I said I didn't like it, bro. It it wasn't like crazy threatening, but it just felt like some ominous was embracing me bro. And I said I didn't like it, bro, it wasn't like crazy threatening, but it just felt like some ominous was embracing me bro. And I just didn't, I wouldn't, I'm telling no cap bro. That's what was happening, bro. But I wasn't really fucking with it, man, to be honest.
Speaker 3:And I said let me, get on by my business. You got it All right, yeah, nah bro. I gave him my first account, bro, I seen it.
Speaker 4:See, he was right there. We both were right there. So what were we doing? We were playing the game, weren't we? I think we like we beat him or something, because you cannot beat Diego. We were playing, we tag teamed him, we were playing a game, or?
Speaker 3:some bullshit. And then we started being toxic, like teabagging and shit, like talking shit to each other, and then DO got upset and he walked out the house. But he was not upset, he was just like being silly, being goofy, yeah being a little silly goose.
Speaker 4:He's like running out the house like nah. Nah, I'm done with this.
Speaker 3:I'm done but he was just playing.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he was just playing, but he ran and he, way up the road, well, he ran, I was like what? I was like yo, he running, he running, and so we went after him because, because he was in the living room, I was in my room, you were in your room, right. So we, uh, we left, we left after him, right, so we get out there. He gone, he was gone, right. Yeah, he was gone, like, oh my. So he was gone and, uh, we searched the whole neighborhood.
Speaker 3:It was like what three in the whole neighborhood?
Speaker 4:We started searching. Yeah, we started. It was like what? Three in the morning, it was late night time.
Speaker 3:We were like no bro, we gotta stop tripping. Bro, we gonna go Check, make sure he's good, bring him back home.
Speaker 4:Yeah, cause he was. He was nowhere to be found. So we started walking up the Up the road and we looking Like, we looking everywhere, we looking underneath the cars and everything, we're looking for him. We're like damn, where's Diego at? So we turn around, we look back to the house, our house.
Speaker 3:Like the street going all the way back down, so we look back down.
Speaker 4:We're like where is he? And we look back up and we thought it was Diego. We see what looks like Diego just going like that across the street. It was running weird bro, bro, it was like that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he was like high-stepping but kind of like on his tipi, On his tipi like a jester. Yeah, imagine seeing a jester, but running fast. We saw him cut in front of us, a good distance away. We're like that's Diego, right there.
Speaker 4:Because we were like walking, like that he goes. Oh, that was like his grandma's house, wasn't it?
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:That's where he was going towards.
Speaker 3:That's what it looked like, yeah.
Speaker 4:So we thought he was going to his grandma's house, but it was like it's too late for him to be-.
Speaker 3:Knocking on grandma's door.
Speaker 4:Yeah, like what is he doing? So we're like Diego, like Diego, stop playing, bro. So we walked up there. Diego was supposed to be behind us, like what are y'all doing? And like we had to do that double take, bro. We were like. We was like hey, yo, I was like dude, you was just out there. He was like nah, bro, he was. No, he said he was underneath the car, like he was hiding behind the car.
Speaker 3:Oh, he saw us, and then he saw us just walk away. We should have brought him to tell us this story.
Speaker 4:We should have, yeah.
Speaker 3:So we're like wait. If that's some Scooby-Doo, if that's Diego, then what was that? Who the fuck was that and that crazy?
Speaker 2:Slender man.
Speaker 3:That damn Skinwalker bro Something bro but the way it ran was the way it ran natural bro weird bro, like literally, that's what I got. It was like going like this, like like um like I know what y'all talking about.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, that one goofy, yeah, yeah but I don't.
Speaker 3:It was crazy, bro, fast like that too yeah, fast, fast bro, like like that they got speed on him, bro. Break somebody's windshield. Bro bro, everybody running home.
Speaker 4:But yeah, that was crazy. We ran back home. We said, fuck that, we're not doing that again.
Speaker 3:All right, let me go to sleep, let me get off the game.
Speaker 2:Y'all going to make me pray when y'all leave, cuz Can't no fuck with shit like this.
Speaker 3:Special Supernatural man. There's some pretty crazy stuff out there, guys. It's supernatural for a reason.
Speaker 1:It's the unknown, the unknown into the mysterious beyond.
Speaker 2:Huh, the most known, unknown.
Speaker 4:The most known unknown. Holy shit, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 3:I like that you got anything else, guys, y'all got something else to say, grady, you good.
Speaker 2:No, I'm getting right you listening to them stories. This is the most quiet as I ever been. In a damn episode, bro, I'm just taking all this shit in, man y'all might think I'm not interested motherfucker shaking his leg like a motherfucker beside me y'all motherfuckers leaving. I'm taking all that shit. What wait what? I have my dog right here. She's gonna alert some shit.
Speaker 1:We can't scare this we can't scare this motherfucker, oh fuck right my call.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna come to him. I know it here oh, that's right.
Speaker 3:The place we used to stay at this is where my cousin used to live there. They were just getting back from the grocery store or some shit like that, and he opened the front door. You know everybody's going in. It was me, my cousin, his girlfriend at the time.
Speaker 2:The fact that it just started raining. It's fucking creepy.
Speaker 1:Hey man, that was forecast.
Speaker 3:That was in the forecast.
Speaker 2:I thought it was supposed to be clear and sunny today. Like man, what the fuck going on Like? Didn't it just get dark for no reason? We got him stressing oh shit, we got him stressing I just got the alert flash flood into.
Speaker 1:AP Okay, that motherfucker was going to shut that dome burn. Say that to me, love Goddamn. You. Like the cartoon? Ap Okay.
Speaker 3:That motherfucker was going to shut that door and burn. Save that for your left, goddamn Like the cartoon Just see his imprint. Beat my face.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I got a fake, goddamn. I'm stressing this man out. Fuck y'all man Anyway.
Speaker 1:What were you saying bro, go ahead, it's a shortall man Anyway. What were you saying?
Speaker 3:bro, go ahead. No, you good bro. It's a short story, bro, but you already.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm good man. I'm good as shit. I'm a thug. Out this bitch bro. I'm a thug as shit out bro.
Speaker 4:Thug, woof, woof.
Speaker 1:Motherfucker a thug when it's time to be a thug, a thug, god damn. This ain't no thug, it's ginger waste this, ain't thug shit.
Speaker 4:I can't see these motherfuckers, I know that's right, god damn we gonna be like.
Speaker 3:What's his name from? Oh shit, the haunted house ghost, a ghost, ghost, ghost, keisha, I don't even give up oh shit, gotta get out of here. Yeah, yeah well go ahead, man Keisha, I don't give up. Oh shit, you got to get out of here.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, go ahead, man, tell your story, bro. I want to hear it forever. No, you're good bro.
Speaker 3:So we went inside or whatever, and as soon as everybody was getting in the living room, all we heard was something like fall really loud like something go boom, back door goes, whoosh. All we saw was like something like fall really loud like something go back, there goes. All we saw was like something go like real quick, like somebody, like jace it looked like somebody ran out. So we're like, oh shit, somebody robbed the place or whatever. That's what we're thinking. And uh, you know, me and my cousin I think it was me and pepe. We went out to the back, bro, I got my machete. Weete, we went out in them woods, bro, I grabbed my flashlight. I was out there with the machete. Somebody's going to get chopped up tonight bro.
Speaker 3:Fucking around bro and a bunch of McCollick Right bro, technique bro and motherfucking Zorro bro.
Speaker 4:That's what y'all hear R bro for bro and uh, my fucking zoro bro.
Speaker 3:All right bro for red bro we're in the mother, all about my father no, you good, bro, but um, we're like, well, who was that? And uh, it looked like a black shadow that literally just went real quick. But it opened the door and then she went inside their bedroom. Something had knocked the hamster's cage from the top right here, because it was stacked good, like there was no way it was gonna fall. It looked like literally someone grabbed it and threw it on the ground, so the hamster, uh, the hamster died or whatever, and she was crying. She's like oh, my hamster, or whatever. We're like, bro, like it happened like that, bro, we're like we don't see nobody out there, though Like it was dark, but I mean you'd hear somebody going. If not, they were ducking. Oh, bro, we went a good distance looking at the ground and everything. There was nothing, bro.
Speaker 2:What was that Bitch? I was stressed out. What the fuck was that?
Speaker 1:I was crazy, though I'm dead.
Speaker 4:I'll give you a hamster.
Speaker 3:Throw your hamster, throw the hamster out there. He wanted the hamster.
Speaker 2:He got thrown right. He got thrown at Life, tally Cross and stuff and shit. He know we was going to come to him. I'm dead.
Speaker 3:I don't know bro, just crazy though back door.
Speaker 1:Sheesh, was that the back one?
Speaker 3:yeah, it was at the back door like literally, bro at this house, right? No, no, no, it was a different place it's where, uh, uh, uh, y'all, y'all stays at now oh, oh yeah, but we got plenty of crazy stories at that place that place. It's kind of like the same y'all have stories there. We had our same stories there too, bro.
Speaker 2:I can't think of what other crazy shit happened up in that house. I know we was upstairs, I think I said this, but we was upstairs talking and you've been upstairs.
Speaker 3:No, no, no.
Speaker 2:As soon as you come upstairs and you look, and right across from the stairway you got a big ass sunroom. Then you got two rooms over here, two rooms over here. So I was standing right there with the bathroom and our previous roommate. He was standing at his door on the other side and the guy that just come over and hang out and shit, he was in the sunroom. So he walked in the sunroom. He said, yeah, this is what they were playing with, the fucking Ouija board at Woo-doo-woo. Then, next thing you know, he turned around and was walking out the sunroom. We seen a shadow run across him and we was like man, what the fuck? Then he said ooh, shit. And I high-stepped out the damn sunroom. I said, man, what the fuck is going on with this shit? Man, I'm like it was right after the Lord of the Flies. So it was like I'm like oh no, After Beelzebub.
Speaker 4:No, really, it was like I'm like man.
Speaker 2:What the fuck. I said, man, I gotta go to my grandma's house, man. I said, man, something ain't right, you feel me. And then after that, this son of a bitch, he, he got chills that something is Turning fucking red. I'm like man.
Speaker 4:No, they playing something Up in that motherfucker man. Yeah, that's them white people For it. Y'all need to start Playing with shit. Y'all understand.
Speaker 2:Real shit.
Speaker 4:Stop.
Speaker 2:That's some real shit though.
Speaker 3:Leave it alone. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Leave that shit alone. Leave it alone, just play with the rocks. Leave the board alone. Collect all the crystals.
Speaker 4:You want rocks? Leave the board alone.
Speaker 2:Collect all the crystals you want. Leave that motherfucking board alone Leave the wood alone. You want to just play with numbers and shit. Numbers and letters and shit. Just use your phone, use a calculator. Better do some Sudoku Crossword puzzles. Get a calculator, because the shit you're doing ain't adding up I don't shit.
Speaker 4:I don't shit he cooking.
Speaker 3:Put that on the soundboard.
Speaker 4:Put that on the soundboard. Put that on the soundboard. What did you?
Speaker 1:say bro what did. Ricky say Damn.
Speaker 4:Damn. I said that.
Speaker 1:Nah, what the? I got to see the Carfax on that.
Speaker 2:Carfax, Carfax. Yeah man, that Parfax on that. Yeah man that shit. I don't know why people fuck with them. Damn Ouija boards, man.
Speaker 4:That's one thing. My mom from the get-go told me Don't fuck with no Ouija board.
Speaker 3:I remember one time me and my sister were going to use it bro. I ain't even going to cap to y'all bro. Oh, wow, at the graveyard.
Speaker 4:Oh, wow, at the graveyard for real, sheesh.
Speaker 3:Had them on speed dial.
Speaker 4:Had who on speed dial.
Speaker 3:Nah, we would have had them on speed dial. Somebody was going to answer.
Speaker 2:Man, if I had seen that little motherfucker, that triangle, going like this, shit me, I don't know you, we got this game.
Speaker 4:Well, not we, but in Mexico there's this game. It's actually it's called Willy. What you do is that's right they be playing with me, willie.
Speaker 3:What you do is that's right. They be playing with me, bro, they get me laid down A little thangly thang.
Speaker 4:Put the incense on Sage Sage.
Speaker 3:Get the oils out, we'll be lubed up.
Speaker 4:Get oiled up.
Speaker 3:Got me shining.
Speaker 4:So it's just this game, and you use pencils and you connect them a certain way or you keep them open. It's between you and another person and you ask it a question and if the if they close up, it means yes, I think if they open up, it means no, but the pencil open up on themselves. So it's either like that or the other way, but the thing is the pencils move on their own. My mom saw that this girl did it with one of her friends. She wanted my mom to do it. But my mom it's funny because she has so many stories but she's like a hoax. She'd be running from that shit. She don't want to fuck with it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I feel her it be following her. It be following her no, not following, not like that.
Speaker 4:But she always got shit going on, and so the girl was like you do it. She's like no, I ain't going to do it. So the other girl did it and the girl was like it know, whatever, it hit, yes, it hit, yes. And so she went and told them all. The ghost told me the ghost.
Speaker 3:The ghost told me.
Speaker 4:No cap, no cap, that bitch lie.
Speaker 3:Papa was out there sleeping with the next one.
Speaker 2:He really might not be my daddy.
Speaker 4:Imagine finding out like that Is it my dad?
Speaker 3:Bust out them stairs. I'm about to find something out real quick.
Speaker 1:That's crazy, damn that's crazy, that's insane.
Speaker 4:Yo, that'd be the worst.
Speaker 3:And then what happened after? That?
Speaker 4:Oh so yeah. So she went, told her mom and the mom was like I had my suspicions already and they somehow caught him up. He got caught up and everything. Sheesh, that confirmed it. People say that it's just you, your intuition, you kind of answering a question you already got the answer for. But some people say nah, because there's no way of like, but there's really no ritual to it. It's just, it's not like you're like you know Ouija board, you got to do all like get the board do all that shit.
Speaker 1:It's the universe telling you that yeah something like that.
Speaker 4:But still, my mom just told me. She told me that. And then it's like don't ever play that shit. Because to play that shit? Because they play that over there. And so when I used to go to school, she's like, if they start playing, don't play that shit. I'm like what the fuck? So everybody handed me a number two pencil Nah, but shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah. I ought to be doing a math test. What's the answer? A, b, damn, I got an F on this bitch. I got a dumb Ghost scratch his head Shit.
Speaker 4:I don't know, ghost. Look at other people's answers too.
Speaker 2:Shit, motherfucker. I was about to ask you Shit what you ask me this shit for.
Speaker 1:That's kind of wild. I ain't even going to hold you.
Speaker 4:Shit, I just learned this really.
Speaker 2:It's just like with Terry cards and shit like that. My damn mom's like don't fuck with that shit like that.
Speaker 4:I don't like Terry. I don't like terror. I don't like terror. If this, this is, it's for the ambient. We edit that Right in.
Speaker 3:I'm about to pay somebody To edit this.
Speaker 1:I know, Gotta go to.
Speaker 3:Fiverr Chris Andrew Jackson.
Speaker 2:And it comes with a Ouija board. That's right. Huh, I'm not fucking with you. He said that's right.
Speaker 3:From Gruddy's personal collection.
Speaker 2:Shit.
Speaker 3:What's that then?
Speaker 2:Motherfucker about to get a shoebox with an alphabet on it.
Speaker 1:Oh, damn bro.
Speaker 4:That's crazy. Target used to sell them.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 4:Target. You talking about Target Target Toys?
Speaker 3:R Us used to sell it too. They used to have a glow-in-the-dark edition. One of those.
Speaker 2:Get the fuck out of here. Closed down, see.
Speaker 3:It caught up with them. Wow, it caught up with them. Nah, bro, ain't wanna make no sales, bro. Everybody started custom making their own. Bro, try a race board.
Speaker 2:That's crazy bro.
Speaker 4:Try a race board. I don't like that answer. Erase it, fuck you.
Speaker 3:Hell, nah it's gonna end off today's episode, guys. It was a bit of a long one, but it was good it was good.
Speaker 4:It's actually like a halloween episode. We're gonna have something for y'all halloween boy. That's gonna be great. I think we should do like a real big like group uh I'll drop my origin story on that one. Origin hungry.
Speaker 3:No, I got something, so we all get dressed up and whatnot you know, but we gotta have to get the schedule right because you know, just in case you got work or or something else is going on, I'm gonna going to go ahead and call off that day.
Speaker 2:Work overtime the previous day, so you won't have to go to work, that's right.
Speaker 4:That's right Overtime.
Speaker 3:I hope I don't have to go out of town. I don't think so, but we'll see what happens. But yeah, we got to record I'm saving.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saving my last day for bro. Oh, for real. Yeah, buddy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because you did work last Halloween, didn't?
Speaker 1:you Bro, I got this thing set up bro. I got all this set up bro. I got the fog machine, I got all the black lights.
Speaker 3:You going to?
Speaker 4:do it at your place.
Speaker 3:It's gonna be for real, for real, I'm gonna start show up again.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna stand on the porch. I don't know, that's a little scary.
Speaker 3:What the fuck you got going on up in this motherfucker we're gonna have six people and there's gonna be eight heads in that room, bro wait a minute one, two, three, who are you? Two oh hell.
Speaker 4:No, they shaking.
Speaker 3:Look, look, look, the little ghost costume just gonna go, man it be. Mics flying everywhere, all y'all hear this that's all y'all fucking hear.
Speaker 2:I'm moving bro, I'm throwing this table up.
Speaker 1:I'm gone Bro, that audio gonna be crazy to edit, bro, Cause that shit you ain't gonna be able to last episode bro.
Speaker 4:That's the one Because of Lost Tape they're going to have a whole documentary.
Speaker 3:They went missing after this episode.
Speaker 4:We're going to get covered, and that's why we're here.
Speaker 3:But all right, guys, that's going to end it. We appreciate y'all listening and everything. Thanks for the love and support that we always say.
Speaker 1:Appreciate y'all man.
Speaker 3:We 115 listeners now.
Speaker 1:Appreciate y'all.
Speaker 3:MVPs appreciate y'all what else. We got any news to tell them? We got anything cooking up. You want to shout anything out?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I can't wait for the new HOR expansion on Magic. It's coming out.
Speaker 3:Me and Pharaoh were just talking about it.
Speaker 2:It's September, ain't it, man? I already got one deck that I'm gonna get, but you seen, the yeah, like the uh, the mono black one them.
Speaker 3:Things is crazy strong doomsday stravaganza.
Speaker 2:Was it that?
Speaker 3:666 one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, bro, that thing is crazy I already got it in the cart for him.
Speaker 3:You pre-ordered not yet. I'm thinking about getting a collector, or maybe, like the set, just open it for the stream, or we'll make a video out of it all right bet I'm. That's what I'm thinking about doing. I don't know if y'all want to do that, or not. You want to do that we'll figure it out, but because it comes out september, yeah, be looking forward to that fellas.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, it comes out in september, so y'all want to do a whole Imagine Night.
Speaker 3:Did y'all record the last. I just added all the footage to my computer. Oh, okay, oh, that's what you did, so now I got to chop it up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, that's right, but not like on Halloween, because we're going to do the whole segment for Halloween. Do y'all want to have Imagine Night in October? Other people's?
Speaker 1:schedule. You know what I'm saying, Because that shit going to be long. We might be playing until the goddamn sun come up.
Speaker 2:No, we just play with them Until 3 in the morning. Before Dexter just came out.
Speaker 1:That's why it's probably going to be long, bro, we're going to put time.
Speaker 3:Things are strong bro.
Speaker 1:It's strong but like see, I get to upgrade my pre-con.
Speaker 3:Here we go.
Speaker 4:Might not be.
Speaker 3:I upgrade my shit, I heard somebody take a league last time that man came out as a final boss, bro, that man was set for our week.
Speaker 1:Just started the game.
Speaker 2:Hey, you know the bad thing about it. The motherfucker was playing against his fucking self with Diego and him. I said who the fuck am I fighting? You're fighting all of us, mother.
Speaker 3:That man Legion, bro, that is Legion.
Speaker 1:Legion.
Speaker 3:That was crazy work, all of us make one.
Speaker 2:And then, as soon as I started popping off Jordan, oh man, I could see you motherfucker.
Speaker 1:About to throw a table at that son of a bitch huh. I said, bro, do you?
Speaker 2:always do that shit man.
Speaker 1:Yeah, man, but no, we trying to get y'all out here soon.
Speaker 2:To make a play and then at the last inning oh, I can see that's why I put that what you call it on bro, I'm like this.
Speaker 1:I'm like that timer, that's what really we had it for.
Speaker 2:It's for him.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:I got to thank Thank quick, then God damn it.
Speaker 2:We got five people playing. You should have thought about your play before we got to move on.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you Ain't I right, bro? Am I the only one to be like damn, I got this turn to think about this, about that you only draw one card, motherfucker.
Speaker 2:You ain't draw a whole hand. You ain't got to think about it all over again.
Speaker 3:Hey, j-rock, I ain't saying nothing, bro, you play how you play bro. I can't wait to hear this shit.
Speaker 1:Matter of fact.
Speaker 2:I'm going to send it to you I was reading shit and you see me right there and y'all was playing and got Jordan, jordan, like this. If you go back and look at the video and I'm like this, that's a big brother energy right there, god damn.
Speaker 1:But no, we'll make sure I'll fuck with you J, I'll try to get one or We'll try to get one going here. That's pretty well timed.
Speaker 3:We probably have one coming up today. Maybe, If everything clears out, you're going to have a little magic tonight.
Speaker 1:I'll try. I hit him up. I ain't get no hit back. I'm going to get it to work because I got to get the boom on him still Just stand clean over it. So it'll be a nice shot. You can see everything.
Speaker 3:What you gonna do. You wanna use that camera or you wanna use cause he's gotta be able to support it. Yeah, oh yeah. Or like grip it good so it don't fall off.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he had that exact same what you call it right there. That, uh oh.
Speaker 2:A-Will said he might be able to uh to join too.
Speaker 1:Alright, yeah, I tried, I tried to. Everybody can look at what we're really doing at the overhead, so listen, but damn, we saying this shit, bro, anyway.
Speaker 3:We'll do it after the, we'll talk about it after the podcast. But y'all much love. Appreciate y'all.
Speaker 1:Much love.
Speaker 3:Did you want to shout anything off, or you want anything?
Speaker 4:to say to anybody my bad bro, Shout out my company. No, I'm just playing you want me to shout? Out my company, I'll tell y'all what he wants. We good, I don't need more work If you want.
Speaker 3:I'm good, I'm tired.
Speaker 4:I need all the work papa.
Speaker 3:That's what you need, bro, that track hook ain't going to pay itself, bro.
Speaker 4:Two Got to have two, but no, bro, I'm good bro, appreciate y'all having me.
Speaker 1:Yes, sir, always bro and we our Halloween performance. Bro, he going to be right next to us. Yeah, Halloween I got crazy stuff.
Speaker 4:For that one I already know, I'm already ready.
Speaker 3:All right, guys, we'll see you on the other side. Doom, doom, doom.
Speaker 2:Peace.
