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EP 10- Surviving the Unexpected: From Post-Apocalyptic Thrills to Elderly Life in Retirement homes!
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Ever wondered how to survive a zombie apocalypse at sea or what life in a retirement community is really like? Buckle up for our 10th episode of Kosmic Cove, Revrnze has a hilarious reflection on a dream about having 145 episodes but few listeners. We share personal tales of parental exhaustion, the journey of gentle parenting, and managing kids' tantrums, all while reminiscing about the strict discipline of our own childhoods. From choosing our own switches for punishment to avoiding those dreaded whippings, get ready to laugh along with us as we navigate the ups and downs of parenting, work, and podcasting.
Ever heard about the high STD rates in nursing homes? Join us for a candid look at why some elderly folks are living their best lives in places like Florida. We delve into the bizarre realities of life in nursing homes, with a mix of wit and wisdom, we offer a vivid picture of societal quirks and personal experiences that will make you rethink what you know about aging and survival.
What would you do if faced with extreme winter conditions or a zombie outbreak? Our conversation takes a thrilling turn as we explore survival scenarios from post-apocalyptic worlds to the chilling cold. We share strategies for dealing with wild animals, the importance of well-insulated shelters, and even the unsettling idea of cannibalism in desperate times. Peppered with pop culture references and ethical dilemmas, this episode will have you on the edge of your seat as we discuss the lengths we might go to for survival. Plus, don't miss our light-hearted chat about Thanksgiving feasts, from baby shower meatballs to the struggles with dry Popeye's biscuits. This is one journey you won't want to miss!
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The Dark Knight. Oh, you think darkness?
Speaker 2:is your ally. You merely adopted the dark.
Speaker 1:I was born in it. Molded by it, I see death. Yo yo yo. Welcome to Cosmic Cove where we today's episode. We are talking about the ends of the worlds. That's right, we are talking about the ends of the worlds.
Speaker 3:That's right, that's right.
Speaker 2:And different ends of the worlds.
Speaker 1:So got me a Ferro Stereo, Granted repraisal.
Speaker 2:The boy reverence. But before anything, we made it to episode 10. This is episode 10. Yeah, let's go, let's go.
Speaker 1:Episode 10, people, good time you were there.
Speaker 2:Right, probably go let's go good time a good time yeah funny thing, bro. Like I had a dream right, I said, bro, I gotta do that podcast episode. Yeah, I still gotta do it. Bro, jay ruck, I know you're listening. Bro, we gonna get it out there. I ain't tell you the schedule.
Speaker 3:No, no no, no, no, fuck you Fuck you, you can't get motherfucking shit bro.
Speaker 2:No, but I had a dream, bro. I was like I was like damn, I got to edit the episode. I got on YouTube or some shit and we're already 145 episodes in. I was like damn, we got 145 and we ain't got that much listeners. I was like damn we got 145 and we ain't got that much listeners, I was like what the fuck is this 140.? You think we'd have a down pack by then. I woke up in cold sweat bro.
Speaker 1:Oh my god, that's crazy, bro, we ain't got a down pack yet.
Speaker 3:Them motherfuckers ain't starters, they almost vets.
Speaker 1:I'm there, bro. That was crazy, dude, you woke up.
Speaker 3:Hey yo them motherfuckers ain't making it out the hood. Cuz Heard a four to five.
Speaker 2:I said damn bro, how much do we need bro?
Speaker 1:Cuz woke up in an hysteria bro.
Speaker 2:That's right, bro, how y'all been bro.
Speaker 1:How's y'all week been?
Speaker 2:I'm motherfucking tired, I ain't going to hold you. Yeah, bro, you had to work that Saturday.
Speaker 1:That shit was dry.
Speaker 3:I did say I was going to go in for Saturday. Man, I woke up First thing I said, fuck the motherfuckers man, I want to get me some coffee and lay back down bro, you got to take care of yourself bro, I wish I could that motherfucker dragged like somebody's grandma with titties that shit, that shit was dragging bro. I ain't got. I ain't got that much willpower to work a shit ton of overtime. No more, man, burn myself out yeah, it happens, bro.
Speaker 2:That's why you got to them 40 hours, bro them. 40 hours is close bro if you can make with just them 40 yeah you know, by all means, but if you do need a little extra, try and get ahead yeah, you need to work that out.
Speaker 3:I gotta get this set up for us and everything but it is what it is, but it's all good.
Speaker 2:Don't worry, once this podcast uh takes off, bro, we gonna get them sponsors bro.
Speaker 3:Yeah no cap bro, no cap man.
Speaker 2:That's right, bro. Mountain Dew, bro, do the Dew. No, but um, bruh, I had the whole week off, bruh. I've been lazy Bruh. I feel like my, I feel like I was turning into liquid bro for real bro lazy bro.
Speaker 2:Sorry, motherfucker no, it's not even all that because, um, I still have to take care of my daughter and everything, which is no problem and everything. But man, she is such a handful bro, but it's all good. That's the journey of having kids, bro. Like it's worth it in the end, trust me. But man, there are a handful bro, especially when they start throwing tantrums and stuff. Oh, lord, give me strength I had to close my eyes for a second, do the whole gentle parenting thing yeah, I'm trying not to um to an extent you know I do.
Speaker 2:I don't yell at her, but I tell her like no, yeah, I might like I don't, I don't whoop her. I haven't whooped her yet, so I don't yell at her. But I tell her no, I don't whoop her, I haven't whooped her yet. I don't know. I'm trying to do the gentle parenting because we all grew up without gentle parenting. I got my ass whooped. Hell yeah, bro.
Speaker 3:I'm going to get a little badass kid sometimes.
Speaker 2:But I was a crybaby bruh. She's going to be a crybaby bro.
Speaker 3:I know my dear mama would get ready to whoop my ass. I hear that chain belt, stop dropping rolls under bed. I ain't nothing like it. My back got too big.
Speaker 2:I got stuck, had that bad movement like this.
Speaker 1:Little legs like this Ain't nothing like having to go pick your own, goddamn switch.
Speaker 3:Man, and then you can't pick a little one.
Speaker 1:They go out there like this Ain't nothing like having to go pick your own goddamn switch man, and then you can't pick a little one, or they go out there, bro.
Speaker 2:It be like that, bro, I thought my cousin.
Speaker 3:he used to do that shit yo, his mom used to break them bitches together.
Speaker 2:Yeah, bro, that shit was custom bro, Get them young.
Speaker 3:switches the motherfuckers rap around your ass.
Speaker 1:I don't know babes, I try to get them big old when they break. When you get them motherfuckers about their year long right there and they still young and green them. Shit's hurt, bro, them motherfuckers. I picked the biggest one boy. I know that motherfuckers going to break his body limb at that point. It break, can't hit you.
Speaker 2:Y'all ain't never tried doubling up, bro, like your underwear thing. Hell yeah, you trying to what they do bro.
Speaker 3:They do shit. Man, you made me take all that shit off. Talk about stripping. I ain't stripping, motherfucker. You go out and whoop me.
Speaker 1:Take them off me.
Speaker 2:No, bro, I remember one time I was crying that bitch's a cousin.
Speaker 2:Because, uh, we used to come visit my cousins up here and uh, where they used to live at whatever, and I didn't want to leave because I was like, no, I don't want to go back home. And uh, I was crying the whole way back home, bro, like hour just straight crying. My stepdad said hi, I got something for you. Stopped on the side of the highway. Well, he pulled that van door open. I said, no, I started reaching over right. Tell me why my brothers and everybody were pushing me back, bro. No, betrayed.
Speaker 3:I look at you on your faces.
Speaker 2:My judgment time has come.
Speaker 3:I remember I got. I said some foul shit to my teacher when I was in middle school and I told her. She said be quiet. I said kiss my dick, dang. I don't know what possessed me to do that shit, bro. She ain't write me up, she ain't do nothing, she ain't even tell the principal. She called my mama while she was at work, bro. I got home and she was on the phone with him and I'm good all day. I'm like shit. Hey, I'm big shit popping. Told the teacher to kiss my dick. I ain't getting rolled up, I'm the shit. I got to the house, my mama on the phone with her. Her motherfucking eyes was like this. I said what the fuck wrong with her? I said what the fuck wrong with her? Did that motherfucker vape? I said I don't really fuck that shit. I'm chilling, hey come on bro Go upstairs.
Speaker 3:She tell him what the fuck. She ask him she said I was at their school. So he tells the teacher kiss your little dick. Huh, and her back was hurting. Grab the bill. You grab the fucking bill. You might as well beat her up Because you're going to act like you jumped on me. They say no. My brother came up there. I was getting punched and beat at the same time with the belt. I said these niggas jumping me.
Speaker 2:Oh, you tried defending yourself. He's fighting for your life, bro.
Speaker 3:I did. Here comes the worst part. She tells my daddy, my daddy ain't gonna whoop me. But then he gonna talk to me Like man nigga, just whoop me. Man, I don't wanna like bro, my feelings is already hurt. Can't do me? Yeah, you just gonna hurt my feelings even more. But my damn chest was in my motherfucking back when I was in school.
Speaker 1:Psychological Psychological what?
Speaker 3:How you?
Speaker 2:say it again Psychological I got tongue tied.
Speaker 1:What you say, what Warfare Psychological?
Speaker 2:warfare Okay.
Speaker 1:Say it three times fellas, oh my God, oh man.
Speaker 3:My motherfucking chest was in my back. I went to school. I ain't saying shit, I'm like sorry, bitch, toe it on me.
Speaker 2:Oh she trying to. She say anything to you, hell yeah.
Speaker 3:Hey, hey, kenneth, just fuck you. I don't know what that's from.
Speaker 2:I'm like this What'd you tell her? Kiss my dick.
Speaker 3:I ain't say that shit. No, damn more Hell. No, cuz Shit. That was good for the rest of you.
Speaker 1:Shit, scart Trauma. I learned my lesson. I don't think I ever really got. Nah, I caught a couple. I caught a couple of them growing up Hold on there. But I think the one that like hurt the most bro, it's like me and my cause. My dad like me and my. Because my dad he don't like, he don't like hitting me so or when we was kids he only like whooped just like twice in my whole life bro, oh, wow, okay bro.
Speaker 1:And then like but now me and my little brother was arguing, bro, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he came in the room, bro, he, he, my dad got big hands, dude yeah bro, I seen him bro. And then he backhammered my brother. He just did two smacks, bro, I'm telling you bro he did like this. He hit me in the heat, my little brother. I said, God damn bro.
Speaker 3:We was like you know, my mama did that shit to me. Yo, I was in middle school. I was bad as fuck in middle school. I had an attitude, man, I was like act like a bitch. And then in Food Lion.
Speaker 2:All you heard was that loud ass smack.
Speaker 3:No, no, it was a backhand. She backhanded me All right there and all of a sudden she was stinging and I'm like this, I'm like All of a sudden, she was stinking bro.
Speaker 3:Stinking. She had rings on too Damn Sinuses all fucked up. So you know, if your sinuses fucked up, you got a little tear right there. I ain't crying shit, it's just my sinuses. That motherfucker gonna look at me. Shit man, let me go to the car. Nah, you gonna stand in here and let all these motherfuckers see you motherfuckers smack shit. I said god damn. I said man, just wait till I get grown. I'm gonna turn the fuck up. I ain't got nothing like that.
Speaker 2:I can't wait to get out of here. Real shit. Now we out of here, can I come back you?
Speaker 1:think your parents can get out of here. Real shit, now we out of here. Now we out of here. Can I come back? Yeah, bro, you think your parents can get out of these bills can always win. I'm telling you them bills. Well, god, bills, whoop your ass.
Speaker 2:Rain, sleep, snow and sunshine they gonna be there, bro you know you a badass kid when you get whooped and they just start laughing bro.
Speaker 1:There's a little kid. We knew, bro, he got whooped.
Speaker 2:Ha ha, ha, ha ha. That don't hurt me, I didn't feel it.
Speaker 3:They just straight beat the shit out that boy. He was just laughing the whole time. You can't do nothing after that, bro. He got a record now, don't he?
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 3:Oh, serial killer. Yeah, that's something. Jay Wright.
Speaker 2:That's silver teeth activity right there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the moment we had all the caps in the day you just got that silver tooth Silver tooth activity. I never heard that.
Speaker 3:You know, I always thought that shit was cool growing up. I wanted me a couple of goddamn silver teeth. You feel me Nah?
Speaker 2:motherfucking. Yeah, children's grill right there. The buffalo was bad as fuck. No cap man when I see, you see.
Speaker 1:You automatically was a cool kid, but really your teeth were just fucked up, Fucked up, motherfucker. No, I got a pretty good amount of ass whoopings. I mean, all ass whoopings was about the same ass whoopings as me. I didn't like them shit. I remember when I got old enough tried hitting with that belt. I grabbed that. I said no more, no more. I did like that. I grabbed that thing. That shit fell in slow motion.
Speaker 2:I grabbed that thing I said Quit that, bro, quit that you gonna talk to me.
Speaker 3:If I had done that shit To my dear mama. Oh my god.
Speaker 1:All hell would have Broke loose. Let it go. No, it hurt her feelings, though At that point, bro, she was like you know what this Motherfucker?
Speaker 3:Was trying to do no.
Speaker 1:It hurt her feelings, though At that point, bro, she was like you know what this motherfucker been trying to do?
Speaker 2:He done tried to hit me, Goddamn mama.
Speaker 3:Try to flip it, bro. Goddamn Yo, you bad. Now you want to duck and dodge and grab the belt. I'm not supposed to defend myself, I don't know what I'm saying Just get my ass what you think. I'm a slave and all bitch them days over with.
Speaker 1:I was like 12 or 13, bro, I was like no.
Speaker 3:What's that? I guess after the Quit it, after the, she got tired of doing that shit. My damn mama's back was fucked up. Shit, it was cussing out. Oh shit, cuss you the fuck out.
Speaker 1:Let's see, I wasn't a bad kid though, bro. Really you could talk to me. You know I'm saying anything. We come to agreement. You gotta hit me, bro. You know I'm saying shit. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong. God damn shit. You ain't gotta give me that, motherfucker, don't hit me again, god damn I started to get a little gory then, but I mean, I guess discipline is good, but so much you gotta kind of you got to know how far to take that shit. Yeah, and it's tricky bro, because I'm going to tell you something.
Speaker 3:You're disciplined so much that kids start to hate your ass.
Speaker 1:And one day they're going to get big. So yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 2:You're going to put in a nursing home, then you're going to be looking crazy, looking crazy as hell.
Speaker 3:Yeah, motherfucker, can you take me to go get something to eat? There's food in the house.
Speaker 1:They're going to make you a sandwich.
Speaker 3:Don't they feed you here, you?
Speaker 1:eat three times a day with snacks, don't you get pudding?
Speaker 3:You get nap time. You didn't eat at school boy Hot, pocket what you made me make you a bologna sandwich.
Speaker 1:Bologna, I don't want to eat you. I mean because you know my mom works at a nursing home. That's one of the saddest places to be.
Speaker 3:You know they got high STD rates too.
Speaker 1:I did hear about that, bro Shit. I guess if you're old at that point, I'm about to die anyway.
Speaker 3:It don't matter. Don't worry, baby, get this beam in me, I'll be better.
Speaker 1:I forgot that. It's like an old folks community. That's what you was talking about. They got one of the highest STD rates, bro, them old people swapping teeth and everything.
Speaker 2:No, bro, don't say that.
Speaker 3:Across from the crib. When they was over there, they had STDs over there.
Speaker 1:I bet bro.
Speaker 3:I'm fucking lying here. I'm like yeah.
Speaker 1:But it's a community somewhere. It's like, I think, in the Midwest bro, it's a nice looking community bro. Bro, I know in Florida.
Speaker 2:They got plenty of those places bro.
Speaker 3:Yeah, cause they them old folks, bro, fre places bro. Yeah, because they put some fucking freaks up there what's them call it Margaritaville. Yeah, all them old hens go straight to Margaritaville. Yeah, sure do, bro. Motherfuckers be out there looking like lobsters out there, fucking like him.
Speaker 1:Looking like him Orange bastards, they be having them, damn retirement checks. You think they don't be throwing that? No push.
Speaker 3:Retirement checks. But we got our boat and a motherfucking Corvette.
Speaker 2:Sure, do Keep the economy going, bro. Shop local. Let me stop. That's terrible, that's terrible. Don't do it. Let me stop you do what you do.
Speaker 3:I'm not going to need your light being paid If that's your hustle.
Speaker 1:I ain't knocking it if you're a working woman or whatever, bro, but just be careful out there, because motherfuckers is crazy as hell.
Speaker 2:Make your money.
Speaker 3:Yeah, get that bread bitch. Hey, inflation is a motherfucker. Your price can't be too goddamn high though.
Speaker 1:Anyways, let's talk about the ends of the worlds, hey bro.
Speaker 2:End of the world. That's gonna be part of it, right?
Speaker 1:there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, probably is.
Speaker 3:Shit in the world you probably get.
Speaker 2:Money ain't gonna count. Damn bro, clearance blowout.
Speaker 1:Bottle caps. Yeah, bottle caps, two chickens, maybe a goat? What you trying to do for this goat?
Speaker 3:What, what you going to do with this sugar cane bitch?
Speaker 1:I mean that's what people trade. Trading was the first thing before money. Now yeah, bartering, bartering. That's what Bartering bro, you think that I mean?
Speaker 3:no cap Back in the early 1960s something and them sitting up trying to get them collard greens and shit for some head.
Speaker 2:For some head.
Speaker 1:That's crazy. I didn't think that was going to flip out. I never heard that in two sentences.
Speaker 2:Collard greens and head.
Speaker 1:That's crazy. No, I know.
Speaker 2:It's bad when your dad come home with some collard greens. No, it's your mama. Your mama come home, you got a collard green.
Speaker 3:No, it's your mama. Your mama come home. You got a green from Susan. Shit On the wagon came down here.
Speaker 1:Some of them did. Some of them did too. Don't get twisted. You think that shoe was on all on one foot. No, it's on both of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's two sides to it. You think somebody ain't going?
Speaker 3:to be giving up ass. I hear chicken with them.
Speaker 2:We'll make chicken bro, what's that?
Speaker 1:What was I going to say? He said well, me and your. He said I was talking to my uncle. He said well, me and your daddy was back there sucking dick for money. He said huh. He said daddy. He said daddy. He said this your cup. He said this your cup. He said this, your cup. He said this your cup. He said this your cup.
Speaker 2:You don't got any other cup in the house. They survived though, bro.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm saying, bro, you know, there was the cracker era too. Somebody?
Speaker 1:That's rough, but anyway, just saying like Post-apocalyptic. There's different types of like um post-apocalyptic post, uh, post-apocalyptic.
Speaker 2:There's different types of forms of post-apocalyptic, so we're gonna touch a couple of different types, like we got the zombies, the virus, we got uh like a meteor, I guess, or some shit like that, which I mean you really can't do much of.
Speaker 3:It's a meteor, yeah it ain't no post, you just you're gonna coordinate it, you going to have to do that.
Speaker 1:What would you do? You go like, try to go almost away from the impact, but Watch me dig this hole real quick.
Speaker 2:I dig that shit up and cover myself up, yeah.
Speaker 1:So even if you got a bunker, if you got a like a, that's a little catastrophic because the impact anywhere near the impact everybody's going to die, so you literally have to run to the other side and hope it don't reach there, yeah. And hope it don't and hope it don't like fuck the core up so bad it just obliterate the whole. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2:Yeah, so, but like that one's out of the question then.
Speaker 1:What's the 2020,?
Speaker 2:yeah, bro, you're going to be flying around. Just managed to get you some herbs or something. Grow some plants inside the spaceship, some shit, bro, I don't know.
Speaker 1:That one looks scary, bro. I don't see no other side to that one that feel a little hard. But like 2012 and the weather patterns, and stuff like that.
Speaker 2:That's right.
Speaker 1:I ain't lying to you. That was the craziest limo drive I ever fucking seen. Boy, that motherfucker was whipping that big motherfucker. Bro, what you talking about, remember 2012?
Speaker 2:The movie yeah, when the world was ending, we survived. That, bro, you remember.
Speaker 1:Niggas was scared as hell, motherfucker. By 2013, bro I said damn, I'm about to graduate, I'm going to die. I had to go through all this shit. I just started.
Speaker 3:I got to go through all that shit just to motherfucking die. I was like man, do we go to school or do we not go to?
Speaker 1:school anymore. I was like shit, just let me, I graduated early anyway, so shit. But yeah, bro, that was rough. But just like the weather pattern, how like, like, um, the volcanoes started erupting the super winters and then, uh, ended with that big ass flood or whatever like it all ended with the big flood but like some people didn't have to go on a ship, they just went to like the highest, I think.
Speaker 2:Well, like some people went like to mount everest and they was okay, I think no, bro, they went down because, remember, the shaolin monks were up there in the himalayan mountains. It was way up there in the water, still reached up there. But essentially, africa is the highest elevation on earth. That's what it's called the last hope, or some shit like that. So that's why they they were on the big ark ships. They were headed towards africa, bro, because that was the only safe place. Bro, oh wow, every other place was flooded back to the moon.
Speaker 3:Yeah, bro, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:I ain't thinking about it like that, yeah well, it was some shit like that on the end of the movie. That's what they were talking about that Africa was the only dry land Outer denim motherfucker though I was about to say this shit y'all about to be thirsty.
Speaker 1:He said I've been to the Himalayas and I've seen that water ride. Yeah, boy, that's a fucking sight, god damn I thought I was good over here, that so.
Speaker 2:Monk dude, he was just standing there like this, or something.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he was.
Speaker 3:He was right. Boom, God dog. That's tall bro, I might have to check that movie back out. It's been a while.
Speaker 1:Nah, that shit gave me a fucking paranoia like there ain't no other. I had a whole bunch of sleepers like thinking about that shit. I was like if I even felt the vibration, I was like I just thought it was be my time. Just let it go. Let it go fast, bro.
Speaker 3:Nothing matters anymore. What's up?
Speaker 1:I just got through it, bro. I'm telling you bro.
Speaker 3:What was that shit that Cousin said on the last episode? He was talking about the robots and shit coming. Oh yeah, Nothing matters anymore, he said daddy, they're going to get us all. Told you I'd be watching that shit, the crazy fucker.
Speaker 1:No cap. That damn Terminator, bro. That shit had me. What a motherfucker be watching that, bro. I thought it was so cool Automatons. Then I was like Skynet. I was like, damn bro, they really going to get us. I said, daddy, is the world going to end like that? God damn it. I told you, quit watching that shit, bro. And he was telling me he did tell me you shouldn't be that little because I couldn't comprehend. You know what I'm saying? That it was fictional, that's some shit like that. And I dove too deep, bro you went in a rabbit hole bro, that happens to some people though, for real, for real, bro.
Speaker 2:They get too caught up in it, they lose their minds bro.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no cap. Yeah, that's why I think people that build the bunkers and shit like that, like the scrap yards, a lot of people that go through shit like that but think it's going to happen and it might end up happening, they go through a lot of scrap yards and you see the scrap yards and shit like that. They got shit already built waiting on the shit to happen, monkers and shit man.
Speaker 1:But like that'd be hard.
Speaker 3:That shit happen like man Fuck it Because.
Speaker 1:Yellowstone was a damn, which is a volcano, I think, under there. But like ain't that crazy? Because the old boy, it was a fanatic, he was just waiting for it to blow. He was like gonna come. He was like no, I was like damn, that was what, what?
Speaker 2:he was in that rv and he was like parked on top of the uh this mountain or whatever then the mountain, like the volcano, erupted and there was like uh, I wouldn't say meteors, but it was like, uh, the shit that came from the volcano, like the ground would blue up like that, or whatever yeah and all the debris and everything. Big ass rocks bro, bro, big as shit bro. Just landing everywhere bro.
Speaker 1:That motherfucker was just standing there. He was just like ah hell no bro, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2:Because he had like a radio station.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and he was like broadcasting about everything.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he sure was.
Speaker 2:It was pretty good, though, bro.
Speaker 1:Then you had to be super rich to be on that ship bro they snuck on there.
Speaker 3:That's crazy, I'm going to lie on my application. Hey, y'all know I drive this bitch, get on that motherfucker like this.
Speaker 2:No, bro, the Chinese bro, you saw the Chinese. They needed the Chinese to do that.
Speaker 1:He lied, yeah, I did bitch, yeah, I did Shit. Throw him off. Y'all need a janitor. I'd be on this motherfucker, but um, that's just, that's just wicked, just especially like what's you, what's the other one?
Speaker 2:uh, the day day after tomorrow. Yeah, that was another one too.
Speaker 1:That one was crazy, that cold bro that shit was crazy that the way it was freezing like that bro, and they had to stay like just the fronts, just to stay cold, I mean, mean, just stay warm, bro, them motherfuckers. I think that was in New York, wasn't it? Yeah, that was in New York and they went on that boat and all them wolves was around, bro, and they came there and was trying to eat the air.
Speaker 3:Nobody say Like a supernatural, like with weather or some shit like that, and we got like like hunting us. It's old for us bro.
Speaker 1:That's when you know it's bad. Pack a motherfucker who was coming at you. No, it ain't. I'll break that limb off that motherfucking shark. I did like my ancestors used to do, goddamn so will I?
Speaker 3:They might eat your ass, but they ain't going to eat me. They're going to get a good goddamn bill. Bro, I'm going to take it like this Ain't too much, get out of me. Them motherfuckers got wind.
Speaker 2:Bro, just get on top of the car like.
Speaker 3:Craig and Day-Day bro and take the bed off. Hey, chico, got wind. Fuck that shit.
Speaker 1:I'm going to take one of them with me. I can't be no dog shit bro Going to eat me like that and shit me out. Nah, Disrespectful.
Speaker 2:The bears, bro.
Speaker 1:That's what gets me yeah nah, grizzly bears, that's a whole different. Polar bears, grizzly bears, kodiak bears, that's a whole different.
Speaker 3:Motherfucking the moose.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I never knew they were that big. Bruh I didn't know they was that big. Imagine getting Getting your ass whooped by a damn deer.
Speaker 3:Nah, a moose is different, I'm just saying. I'm just saying deer, yo a moose. Yeah, they special in his breeding season too.
Speaker 1:I'm rutting season bro.
Speaker 2:It's time to get the fuck out of town.
Speaker 3:I thought they were like a little bit bigger than deers, fuck, no, yeah, them things are freaking monsters, some business up there big long ass head, what we can hear about that long.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Longer than this, actually. That's why that's how a lot of people die, because when they hit them, they collapse their legs and they fall onto the top of the car and they crush it, crush the person inside of it.
Speaker 2:Oh dang, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, man, and a lot of people bro they be opening up their doors, bro.
Speaker 3:They be right there, bro. I don't know why they be gravitating toward people. I don't know. They said don't feed them.
Speaker 1:Boy. You got these dumb motherfuckers. Just walk up to them. Want to take a picture of?
Speaker 2:them Okay, see what happens. Yeah, they're not like.
Speaker 1:What was you going to say, bro, I was days like this. They some big goofy looking motherfucker yeah, they do. But apparently they pretty fast too, bro. They fast as hell. What's that other? But yeah, just like that stream, cold like an air body, bunched up bro, and just trying to keep warm, bro man.
Speaker 2:How would you go about it If you were to wake up?
Speaker 1:the next day Like day after tomorrow, kind of like the extreme winter. That's rough, bro, because I'd go to the pawn shop.
Speaker 2:Bro, it'd be snow everywhere. Bro, Like say, you had three feet of snow outside, man you still going to need a gun.
Speaker 1:Damn, ain't that crazy, Ain't that crazy. Like he just said that, bro, and that's like really what he said you still going to need a gun, and the thing is, it might not be for the animal, it's the motherfuckers you with.
Speaker 3:Yeah all some real shit, man. Ain't it crazy? I mean, because shit like that happens, like even when it's snowing on the ground, you ain't got to worry about the weather, you got to worry about the motherfuckers on the road. So you got to protect yourself because motherfuckers yeah it's true bro. We can as human beings, as individuals, we can probably get through shit like that. But it's the motherfuckers, the conniving motherfuckers, that try to backdoor you. They try to steal what you've not accomplished. But gather up to survive through that tough time.
Speaker 1:Some people don't got skills like that, bro.
Speaker 3:They're going to rob you, they're going to kill you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know how to hunt and gather, but they know how to gather that they gonna rob you, they gonna kill you. You know how to hunt and gallop. They know how to gallop. That's taking your shit. I mean, that's how some people that's how it is, man.
Speaker 2:That's actually. I think I don't know if it's a strategy to use. Some people use to like break apart a community or some shit like that or like a civilization. It's kind of like the werewolf game, like you say. Like say, it's a village, ring village of 50 people, you go around saying somebody's a werewolf, somebody dies, yeah, werewolf got them, there's a werewolf among us.
Speaker 3:Then everybody start pointing fingers at each other and nobody wants to Yo the witch hunt type thing. So that's how you.
Speaker 1:That's how you like get a village, as you know what I'm saying. He's going to ensue chaos, so to speak.
Speaker 2:That mean a werewolf costume.
Speaker 1:That's right.
Speaker 3:That's right no but that's how shit really is. Man Like people is evil as fuck man.
Speaker 1:And just to be like it, be that cold, bruh, like you would have to get somewhere, like I would say, to have really good insulation like a building, like a brick building. You know what I'm saying? Couldn't be no house with just like drywall or something like that. It'd have to be like a fortified, like a bank or something, or a real good structure like a city hall or something.
Speaker 3:That shit gonna fuck with your mental anyway, because you're gonna have longer nights and they ain't gonna be that much sunlight like sunburn time during the day. So that shit gonna fuck with your psychological. I ain't tell you I'd probably be alright. Well, yeah, I mean motherfuckers like us, we like to dog and shit like that. I'd probably be alright, but other motherfuckers get fucking. What is that shit called?
Speaker 1:It ain't, captain Fever. I bet that old Suze that's usually going on church Sundays, thursdays and down which call, and Sam who been picking dates. I was like, yeah, you know what I'm saying. I'm a little more accustomed to the dark side of things.
Speaker 3:You know what I'm saying. I'm never gonna go crazy well, we say that, but there's people already that live like this pretty much yeah people in alaska they have like long nights and whatnot but, like you said, they're crazy as hell though I do eskimos bro, the native people throw you out there in the damn cold. I mean, uh, throw you out there in the damn lake, you ain't gonna find them, you're gonna freeze over time. Yeah, they just made a show about that. Um, it was alaskan Below, something Below.
Speaker 1:Zero. Oh yeah, I've been watching that. I've been watching that. Now, a woman she I forgot her name on there bro With the Indian.
Speaker 3:Huh, you talking about the Indian woman, you talking about the native.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the native, yeah I was about to say no, I didn't watch that one. I know there's a guy on there. He's in the native community, but he's not from there. No, that's the woman. She lives all out there by herself, bro, and I think a grizzly, a bear broke in her cabin and about killed her bro, and she barely. She was like, I think, laying in a pool of her own blood, bro, and she barely made it out. And ever since then, bro, she is so paranoid, bro. If you look at the show, bro, like if she even sees like one like track bro, she'd take like all her guns out and stuff like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bro, she's like she bought like an old airport runway and that's what she lives on bro and it's crazy, bro, but I'm talking about when you've seen a winner, bro, and I think us just being in North Carolina, we don't get like real bad winters no more, because I guess, because of global warming, maybe a high altitude like Boone and shit like that, but like here, it really don't happen no more. Now we have had one, I think, only like three winter storms, bro, but Jesus bro, them damn bro, I'm serious man, them damn bro, I'm serious man. That damn storm bro, that shit be howling bro. I was a kid when that shit was happening bro.
Speaker 3:That's all I fucking heard, bro you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:You ever heard that shit? I thought that shit was only in cartoons bro, I know what you're talking about too. Me too, I thought that shit was fake.
Speaker 3:I heard that shit up to your damn knees and your thighs and shit like that. Like shit, motherfucker, do we still got to go to work? Yeah, motherfucker. They used to do shit like that.
Speaker 1:God damn man, it's cold bro.
Speaker 3:It's like North Carolina Shit. You see a speck of snow. Everything shut down, even churches. You know churches want that money.
Speaker 1:Everything shut down. Yeah, bro, and I just remember hearing the howling, bro, and I get so scared I wake up, bro, like when I heard the howling and shit like that, I was like Jesus, but the air is so damn crisp. It was more than crisp. I felt that shit Through the walls bro. It was so cold I thought that shit Was radiating off the walls, bro. I remember I was sleeping my bed. I could feel it Coming off, Bro. I said Jesus, I just love the fucking cold. I love it too, to be honest.
Speaker 2:I love it Talking about the cold. There's only 10 more Fridays until we hit fall again. Guys, yeah.
Speaker 3:Oh, fuck up, nigga. That's a lot of.
Speaker 2:Fridays yeah, 10 more Fridays. No, it ain't that bad.
Speaker 1:It could be 20, motherfucker, god damn.
Speaker 2:Hey, it'll be here before you know it.
Speaker 3:Watch. Next thing, you know, we'll be talking about Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2:I'm ready for that. That's my holiday. How many plates y'all gonna get Bro.
Speaker 3:I try and cut back bro, get the fuck out of here. I went seven plates one year bro. Nah, that's crazy Seven plates, and I went for desserts. That's crazy work and I have people witnessing. I think the most plates I ever got on Thanksgiving was probably like three.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, believe it or not. Three for me too, man Three is maximum.
Speaker 2:But that was four, though. What do y'all get, though? What y'all gunning for?
Speaker 3:Stuffing. I need a lot of dressing. Macaroni, somebody got to make the potato salad. Somebody special got to make the um greens. Dj's brother make them. Uh, what is it called them?
Speaker 2:baby shower meatballs you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3:It's the barbecue meatballs bro. Oh shit, this is smack uh uh cornbread. I'm gonna get my mama make a watergate salad oh yeah, them things are pretty cool hey yo speaking of.
Speaker 1:I had to cut them off. Man. She made some pistachio pudding. They turned my shit green as hell, there you go. That shit went smack, though it was good. It was so goddamn good. I remember I laid that turd, bro, that motherfucker came out bro I said oh, hell no bro Yo that motherfucker hit that turd.
Speaker 2:Yo, I looked in there. Yo, man, come on I didn't know something was up A little bit of my
Speaker 1:shit turned green too, bro. When I wiped my ass I thought Plato back there. The fuck Yo, that shit look crazy looking bro.
Speaker 3:I hate this motherfucker bro. Anyway, my bad, go back to what you said. No, but banana pudding, that's a chicken wing. Chicken chicken wings.
Speaker 2:I don't like turkey you have chicken wings that you are um we black bro? I ain't no, bro, I'm mexican.
Speaker 3:We be having turkey I really don't fuck with. I like turkey, but I it's not really a go-to thing. I like it depends on who makes it bro some people know how to make it moist bro.
Speaker 2:Some people just make that thing dry bro.
Speaker 3:Dryer than a tether.
Speaker 1:Dryer than a Popeye's biscuit, bro man Look speaking of that, I got me an AP combo Can't even swallow, bro yeah bro, Look that motherfucker Popeye, that biscuit was good bro, I ain't to hold it, bro. That motherfucker, I put that little honey on that bitch. It looked like a little hockey puck.
Speaker 3:You got to dip that bitch in some water and eat that motherfucker. No, it was moist, bro. You got to be like a raccoon with that bitch.
Speaker 2:Yeah, bro, I had some dry ones before, bro, I couldn't even chew, bro, my shit was locking up. I said now I did.
Speaker 1:I put them in the refrigerator that I had for leftovers. That motherfucker was hard as a brick.
Speaker 3:I said what happened that shit like a whole cake, bro. You got to eat that shit right there, and then I ate a leftover, whole cake.
Speaker 1:Anyway, my bad, but anyways, let me see what I was saying about the-.
Speaker 3:What'd you go get? What'd you gun for when Thursey get-?
Speaker 1:No, motherfucker, I'm talking about the damn. What would I do in the? The ice situation, the ice situation, oh, big back.
Speaker 2:Like speaking of food, though Speaking of, he said what you want on your plate. Speaking of food, that motherfucker.
Speaker 3:Thank you my food. I got to have it in the morning. This is my season season for pleasing.
Speaker 1:I know that's right, but like, speaking of food, though, like I would say, like, especially in that situation, it's more scarce, bro, because, because everything's frozen, like, unless I just have a whole bunch of perishables in there, and then if it's, still frozen how would you even grow anything, you?
Speaker 2:know what I'm saying, just because it's still frozen.
Speaker 3:How would you even grow anything? You know?
Speaker 2:what I'm saying. Just because it's so cold, you'd have vegetation be fucked up. I'm sure you could, as long as, if you have power, you'll be all right. Yeah, I would say, because you can make yourself a greenhouse and then you can make yourself have a space heater in there and it'll be all right, you'll be cooking. But If you don't got power but you got bro you're gonna have to. You're still gonna have to try and make that greenhouse. But you gotta have a fire or something going on.
Speaker 1:You got something, bro 10 to the 5, imagine, bro, because I remember didn't people get frozen solid like from that? Hey remember, I remember. I remember one scene. It was creeping up the stairs he was all you hear was just the ice crackling. Somebody was sleeping over and they froze them solid, bro, they would just sleep up and he didn't feel it.
Speaker 3:I mean, he just sleep I know one thing you gotta worry about is damn like infections and shit like that, because in the cold like that, you ain't gotta worry about no infections in the cold I thought you said you have to no, you don't. You don't, I think, pretty much be dead. You ain't gotta worry about them, damn mosquitoes.
Speaker 1:I was gonna say that too I know that's right, but I don't think I hated me take a shit. You know I'm saying I'm sorry I'm not the only motherfuckers that be like damn bro, like like you know what I'm saying, why I'm a pit that, why I'm a shit, like am I the only person? I ain't thinking about it you have to like be careful, bro, because if it's so cold and you take a shit, what happened?
Speaker 2:if it frees right, there can it freeze right there it might, because if it's that cold, it's gonna have heat coming out, your ass if it's that cold, it's gonna have heat.
Speaker 3:Bro, that'd be a cork you know how he is because your shit is the same. It's the same as your hold on. Hold on, bro he might be on or something because you know, no, because you know when it got.
Speaker 2:So cold people have boiling water and when they threw it up and turn into snow. Yeah, you remember seeing?
Speaker 3:stuff. Oh yeah, that is. Oh, you gotta take a quick one bro, you're going to have to.
Speaker 2:This is magic. You piss. Let that thing go, bro. You better not let that thing take too long. What did you say? What?
Speaker 1:did you really say I'm coming?
Speaker 3:This is magic you piss that shit's at.
Speaker 1:Give me a rev, bro. Got your stream. You slip on and bust your ass. Ooh, I'll be ready to fight you. Slip on some piss in there.
Speaker 3:Why'd you piss? Right there, you fucking idiot, you slip on some piss and fall on some shit.
Speaker 1:That shit probably be hard as a brick.
Speaker 3:I'm about to kill this motherfucker when my gun at I just got from the pawn shop.
Speaker 2:I got to go get some booze.
Speaker 1:Just stuff like that, and you got to be careful with that because you can't like, like, have like your restroom right there and your food right there, because everybody started getting sick from around it.
Speaker 3:I don't think it would be like it be like that during the winter, bro, like if it's cold, like that I mean if it's cold, most shit like that happened during the like yeah, if it's real, it's real human.
Speaker 1:But and that and that goes just to jump off, like today, like uh, what's say day after, day before whatever? Just like I say, like I want to say, like an infectious breakout, I got to say, if we like 28 days later or what's the other one Day after tomorrow? No, oh, you're talking about zombie Kind of like, but see it's different from zombie, or was he?
Speaker 3:That's crazy. That'd be a whole different from zombie World War Z.
Speaker 1:That's crazy. That'd be a whole different ballgame. Them motherfuckers, run, run, them motherfuckers.
Speaker 3:They've been a zombie bro.
Speaker 1:What Dawn of the Dead. Them motherfuckers run too, but just what's the one? They was like the fun guy.
Speaker 2:Oh, Last of Us.
Speaker 1:Last of Us kind of deal, bro, bro, that shit, bro, I'm gonna tell you the coldest when the cold, because it busted out what? Like taiwan, I think, yeah, and it was like because, um, they had a grain factory and then that's how it spread, because it was all in the grain it was. He was like it's the perfect, like substrate or whatever to grow and everything, bro, and then it was like what other work is it?
Speaker 1:and they was like what other work is it? And they was like we can't find them. But they found one that was already infected and the woman was like a specialist because you know, it ain't no cure to like fungi, bro. You can't. We got, we literally got nothing for it.
Speaker 3:We damn sure don't.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you didn't know that. That's why it's so scary to talk about, because, like, only reason that certain fungi can't mess with us is because our body temperature is too hot, bro. But it's like they starting to like take over small mammals, and they do. They can take over insects and make them kind of zombies, just like that. That's crazy. But they said, if they ever evolved to take a, they said it'd be like catastrophic to no, you know what I'm saying, bro.
Speaker 3:But I think it will happen, because shit like that evolve over time it won't be like a million years or so for it. Yeah, I think we'll be dead and gone for this year everybody kent that. Thank god yeah I ain't gotta do but um that, that walk around as a big-ass plant.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the most chilling thing, because I forgot. I forgot she was just a scientist on something, bro. I forgot, dude. But they got her to look at the dead body and then start reacting to it, bro, and she was messing with it and she did like that and it started falling on her, bro, and she dropped it and then she was like where's everybody else? And she basically said she said, take me to my family. They was like bomb everything.
Speaker 1:They said close the whole border down. She said bomb everything. She said just take me to my family. That shit hit so hard, bro, because she was like, in a way, you can stop it If it's out If you only found one workout. I think, it was like three or four. All the rest of them spreading it, bro, and that shit was crazy. And the last of us is it only takes place like over the united states. It don't say nowhere else. You know, I'm saying so like it don't take place. Well, it takes place right here, but it happens somewhere else. But everybody started getting affected because they made biscuits cookies. You know, yeah, it's ing in grain yo.
Speaker 3:What else?
Speaker 1:Pizza dough.
Speaker 1:Yeah, everything come from China for real. So and that shit was like crazy, bro. And bro, that shit. Just when she said that, bro, she was like ain't nothing I can do. She just started shaking and she said just take me to her family and bomb the whole city, Bomb the whole, what you call it, bro. And the general was like like damn, bro, we really didn't get a hand on it, but if they would have got her faster and contained it there probably wouldn't have been nothing. But damn, then them clickers and shit like that. Bro, you can't make no noise with that, bro. I don't know, bro, I feel like and it's crazy, I feel like that situation would be a little more. You can get a hand on the frost, bruh, because I can still grow shit, I can still. It's just it come back down to the people, bruh. You gotta watch people if they're infected. If they're not infected, they wanna steal your shit.
Speaker 3:It's gonna come back down to that bro, what about?
Speaker 2:I think people is our worst enemies. What about if they get too cold? Did they ever get too cold for you or some shit like that? Is there a scene with them being in snow?
Speaker 1:I about to say, in the second game they were still alive. It was a mad-ass winter, but when it got like to, all of them bunched up, I alive. It was a mad ass winter, but when it, when it got like the, all of them bunched up, I don't know if all the infected got together in hordes when that happened, like I don't know for warmth or what, bro, but it was looking crazy. Um, they had all the clickers out there and then it started mutating and then like a big mass. I don't know, bro, but that's a good question. But see, I feel like it wouldn't even bothering them that bad it was. Just it's messing with the people or anything, because they had to still stay warm, get the food, get the. You know, it just makes it a harder condition, I think.
Speaker 3:But I don't know, do fungus grow in in it in the cold?
Speaker 2:no, I don't it's like it does it like human shit yeah, it's like it's a hibernate or something, or is it just like I?
Speaker 1:think it might hibernate. I don't know.
Speaker 2:I'd do a little more, I don't know Y'all, tell us Y'all, let us know.
Speaker 1:Let us know the fungi experts, you motherfuckers that go out in the woods and eat mushrooms, let us know.
Speaker 2:Well, there you go send out the mushroom eaters, eat them. Clickers Duh.
Speaker 1:The vegans gonna kill them all bro.
Speaker 2:Send the vegans to the front lines.
Speaker 3:Hey yo them motherfuckers be on the loan. What's that? Them little survival shit, the loan they be eating the fuck out of them. Mushrooms drinking water Like shit.
Speaker 1:Y'all motherfuckers better get a squirrel out this bitch, but. I think that's a really good skill to have, like I know like I used to know a lot more about that Cause, um, like going in the woods and know what to eat and not to eat Bruh, I kinda forgot a lot of that shit. I gotta get back in tune with that.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't know what the fuck to eat. I know it's an animal.
Speaker 1:I eat the fuck out of animals got to be careful then, because, like I say, more of a rodent. So, whatever, you can't eat that spinal cord, you can't bite the back of their, what you call it. It's like this disease right there, and if you catch it you die, damn.
Speaker 3:Never knew. See that Damn.
Speaker 1:But it's like you don't know if they had, they got to get tested for it and you don't know. But it's like you don't know if they had they got to get tested for it and you don't know. But that's why a lot of people don't eat the back of them.
Speaker 3:They just eat, like, I guess, the arms. They'll be on the damn skewer like this, with no back, yep.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you're right. I think that's why they do that. Speaking of like infected too, you know, 28 years later it's coming out, because you got what? 28 days, 28 weeks, and then they're gonna have 28 years. That's supposed to be coming out and I can't wait for it because I like that one too, bro, just the way, like the animal um activists went in there, have y'all seen 28 days later? I don't remember it 28 days.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, it was with the zombies, and yeah, they infected, but they went in there.
Speaker 1:It was an animal activist, bro. They went in there but they were sparing their own. He's like don't open a cage. That bitch opened that goddamn cage up. He jumped out there, told her new asshole, bro, I'm serious, look that scientist. He just ran out the door, bro, like he did the right thing. The other two guys was like oh shit, get him off, get him off. I'm telling you, look bro, she got. Like I hate to tell you, bro, you shouldn't open that goddamn cage, man, get, get gone, because I would have ran.
Speaker 3:I've been right behind that goddamn scientist Just like that woman in them in Virginia when COVID shit started happening. They had I think it was CDC. They had fucking monkeys, they was experimenting on fucking monkeys. Oh yeah, I remember that. And somewhere in Virginiaia it was close, close by, by north carolina, and damn, this motherfucker thought it was a cat that was on the highway transporting these fucking what you call it that some bitch wrecked the uh that was transporting the monkeys. He wrecked monkeys came out. This lady jumps out and runs over there, wrecked monkeys came out. This lady jumps out and runs over there trying to save the monkey Because she said oh, I thought it was a cat. How in the hell do you think a monkey is a cat? And she got bit.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, I thought they did it, bought her. They bit the shit out of her.
Speaker 2:Is this for real or is this like it's dead ass? Serious man, oh shoot. So what happened to her?
Speaker 3:I never heard anything else about the whole situation.
Speaker 2:Oh man, yeah, it was like the monkeys.
Speaker 3:They was all in the woods and shit and they had like the clothes and shit off and everything and tried to find all the monkeys. But after that you didn't hear nothing else about it.
Speaker 2:In Virginia.
Speaker 3:In Virginia.
Speaker 2:We got monkeys in Virginia.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, I was in my phone and I just looked up, bro, and all I heard damn we got monkeys in Virginia.
Speaker 3:Brian know that bro, that's got to be racist. Come on, he had to take it out, he's going to take his back.
Speaker 1:I'm fucking with you.
Speaker 2:They're going to start learning how to talk, bro. They're going to be like Caesar bro from Planet of the Apes, bro.
Speaker 1:Speaking of that, that was, I guess, in a way that's post-apocalyptic too, bro, because didn't that virus kill a lot of people? Uh-huh From the monkeys, yeah bro.
Speaker 3:Like the apes, I don't think the monkeys was killing folks.
Speaker 1:No, the apes. People started getting sick from a virus. Oh yeah, because it's the same virus that makes them kills us. Damn sure do. Yeah, yeah, but nah, that shit was crazy. I need to watch that, bro. Yeah, the new one.
Speaker 2:You got all types of monkeys. You got the orangutans, the gorilla, you got chimpanzees bamboos bro.
Speaker 1:I'd be more scared than them motherfucking bamboos. Them motherfuckers got big ass canines, bro. Y'all see that one video of that damn chimpanzee grabbed a boy through them bars. That way he did it bro, he strong bro, he did like that. No no, that was a orangutan. A orangutan, excuse me.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3:He was like ah, no, no, no, no, you should have got closer to that.
Speaker 1:Grabbed him was sneaky, though, bro, because he had all his other arms up here and he snuck one with his fucking and grabbed him. It was so crazy.
Speaker 3:He grabbed him, snatched him and bro he said and bro, when he snatched him, he's trying to get off the bars, bro. Then that's what became with the other head, yeah, the other leg, yeah other foot and grabbed his whole fucking ankle and he's like ah bro, he started screaming.
Speaker 1:And then they get us old boy, didn't snatch him away when he's like, ah bro, he started screaming. And then the thing is, an old boy didn't snatch him away when he was like grabbing him in his foot, bro, you seen? Him trying to bite his foot bro.
Speaker 3:He was like it is crazy, because that's something that got big yellow teeth with black gums. Oh man, shit, that's something that's looking into a portal. Oh wee, but them fucking chimpanzees, man, them sumbitches is cut the fuck up, bro. Them sumbitches cut up them primates. Oh my God, that motherfucker.
Speaker 1:No, yeah, bro, what else? Back to like 28, 28, like day later kind of situation. That too, man. Like how would you like stay away from everybody? I basically just isolate myself. Like where would you hold up? Like it was this guy at work. He had a really good idea, just for like something like that to happen, I guess like a like a zombie apocalypse. He said get one of them helicarriers, bro, and go out in the middle ocean and drop anchor. Bro. The helicarrier is like if you can, bro, it's, it's got food for years on that thing, bro, it's got weapons, it got weapons for you, bro.
Speaker 2:What is that?
Speaker 1:You talking about the thing that the jets be landed on, bro?
Speaker 2:Oh, oh the boat, yeah, oh the big boat.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the boat with the rope. Okay, the boat with the rope Okay.
Speaker 2:That's what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm going to say take that thing, bro, excuse me, got him ticking me. But the goddamn thing, bro. He said go all the way out there and drop it, bro. And it got plenty of food, yeah you can fish?
Speaker 1:Yeah, you can fish, yeah, you can fish. It's got plenty of weapons on it, bro. And the thing is, what's cool about it? We was talking about it. I told him, bro. I said if you're there so long and you have it dropped, I said coral and stuff will start to grow under it and it becomes our own ecosystem. So the fish because fish like hiding under stuff like that and being right there. So all the fish will start coming right there and you can fish, bro.
Speaker 3:You got to think about fucking pirates.
Speaker 1:Now, motherfucker, you got Vulcans on there, you got turrets, you got everything. Yeah, true.
Speaker 2:What about water? That's always the biggest issue, bro water. That is true, how you going to get fresh water, oh yeah, but see it got all that on there yeah, bro, they that thing used to carry hundreds of people, bro, I don't know, you know, I don't know, I don't know if they gotta, I don't know they can't filter it you gotta have a whole bunch of fresh water or something that filters on there. They'd be out at sea for uh what hold on, bro, let me google this, can you?
Speaker 1:filter fresh water, uh salt water yeah, I think you boil it and boil the salt you boil the salt out, that motherfucker, don't you?
Speaker 2:you no, because you boil the water and it turn into salt. If you boil salt water, you're just going to make salt Salt. That's all it turns into.
Speaker 1:That's what salt is bro, I don't fucking know Whoa. Hold up, hold up.
Speaker 3:You're about to be thirsty to the motherfucker, dehydrated.
Speaker 1:What Google say bro it says you can.
Speaker 2:It says process called desalination. Desalination, it says remove salt from salt water. But, bro, it says you can boil or filter it. But if you boil it then it's just going to turn to salt. How are you? What water are you getting if you're boiling it and it just turned to salt?
Speaker 3:I don't know, dude, how that says you could filter it, but you gotta have a special type of filter though they gotta have one on there, bro.
Speaker 1:They carry all them people like that for months at a time, bro. You just don't dock them things, man it says you do reverse osmosis filtration.
Speaker 2:So that's just pretty much making it like evaporate and you're catching the evaporation and, and then I guess you just redirect the.
Speaker 1:Okay, which makes sense. But yeah, it makes sense. That's a long process, I don't know.
Speaker 2:I'm sure you could do it. Probably, bro, It'd be on the government ship.
Speaker 1:They probably have the technology yeah that's what I'm saying For them to have all the people out there. I'm pretty sure they got some. To do is drop anchor and chill. And if you really want to just drop anchor near an island, I mean that's a good idea, bro, Until that hurricane comes. That hurricane but I think they got like special stabilizers in there and everything I don't know, bro, I don't know.
Speaker 3:Motherfucking the room. I just thought about it, the fucking tropical storms on that bitch.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bro that's a different type of storm, bro you ever seen them damn waves, bro, in the storm and people be on them, shift them. Goddamn waves be coming over them. Damn, I have to pray, bro, I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 3:Lord, please help me these zombies ain't that bad.
Speaker 2:There's a lot of the water to drink out this bitch if I go shoot, you go try to catch it all. Help me, please. Now, that's a good idea, though, the Hell Carrier. Good luck trying to get one, though I know that's what I was about to say.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't, be on that bitch by myself, because I know if I got down there Driving the whole thing. I'm the captain now, bro, I drive that motherfucker. Watch, if it got a steering wheel, I can drive it. You go, we're the guys motherfucker Watch If it got a steering wheel.
Speaker 2:I can drive it, you go. Where'd the gas pedal? Where'd it break Shit, I ran out of gas.
Speaker 3:Where'd I put some gas in at this motherfucker man?
Speaker 1:That's why I said I'll just get out there and drop that bitch, bro, and then I won't have to worry about it. But if that motherfucker got a goddamn steering wheel, you bet your motherfucker's sweet ass I can drive it. Come on, let's race this motherfucker.
Speaker 3:We're over there revving the engine.
Speaker 1:Speaking of that, that motherfucker probably do got some big ass engines on him. You got to think about it. You got everything on there, bro.
Speaker 3:Probably, man, you can stay sustained for a while and then, if you start running low, just saying yeah, because both engines their engine is basically like it's the same as a diesel engine, but the only difference is cooling system man, that engine probably size this fucking house on that motherfucker no, no, I'm saying, but if you think, but they are the same as like a diesel engine, they probably got several of them too.
Speaker 1:You understand that thing is huge, even if it like one of the engines went out.
Speaker 3:Shit me shit. I don't know, even if it's in the water bro.
Speaker 1:I think it's still like 200 feet in the air bro. Yeah, I think it's big, that's something huge, man. Nah, he had a pretty good idea on that one bro. But, another one of mine. I'd go to the mountains, bro.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what you said, that one time.
Speaker 1:Population density. Bro, you don't want to lie where a lot of motherfuckers is at. You don't want to go to like.
Speaker 3:New York or something it's going to be rough trying to get down that something bitch.
Speaker 1:No, just like the whole altitude, bro, because the mountains are real rough anyway, you know what I'm saying. Just to even you probably catch a hard time too, because of the winters too. It'd be colder than the motherfucker up there.
Speaker 2:So go up there. So would you hit the mountains if, say, it was an outbreak of zombies, right, would you hit the mountains that day, or how would you go about it? I'd chill, I'll try and hold up for at least two months or some shit, because if you go out right then and there that's what yeah that's when motherfuckers started having 18 wheelers drive into like everybody and then say somebody caught it, like the infection they're like yeah, and then they finally right as soon as you're going around that blind curve boom we got to chill a little bit let everybody settle down first, then you make a run for it yeah, wait for the population control to die down.
Speaker 1:That would be bad, but I don't know. That's a good question, cause I know a whole bunch of motherfuckers probably going to be fighting over the Walmarts and shit like that.
Speaker 2:The road is going to be blind. Yeah, the Walmart.
Speaker 1:Crashes everywhere. The Walmart is probably going to be like, I guess, in the games, like the Strongholds, the Warlords. That's going to be like Walmart bro, because it's going to be a couple of them.
Speaker 2:It's going to be a new trap spot.
Speaker 1:They got our. Yeah, we trapping out a Walmart right there.
Speaker 2:Bro, some people that go to Walmart look like they belong in the apocalypse bro, I'm telling you bro Got that gag, Motherfucker.
Speaker 3:Walmart and.
Speaker 1:Food Line and Target Motherfuckers walking around looking crazy bro, but yeah, you got to understand the motherfuckers is zombies, but how, how do you chase your car down and take a piece off your tire?
Speaker 3:Yeah, Bite mark on your tires, bro what? The fuck happened here, I just want a beer, okay.
Speaker 1:What happened here? Bro? Who said they going to take a bite mark off your tire?
Speaker 3:bro, who said that Bitch like short wheat Mother been up 10 days. Mother ain't got no eyebrows. No eyebrows and ball headed.
Speaker 2:That time it's just a menace. I don't know, bro. What would your strategy be then, Gretty?
Speaker 3:Get some guns. Go to the pawn shop get some guns, or go to the local bait tackle shop get some guns and bullets and ammo. Get some cans for some fuel and shit.
Speaker 2:You on a mission, bro. That's going to be tough bro, I know bro.
Speaker 1:It's going to be so fucking hectic.
Speaker 3:Mass hysteria is going to break across. There's some shit right here that's going to happen right now.
Speaker 2:We'd be fucked bro.
Speaker 3:Exactly. You got to have a game plan, because if you jump in the damn car and drive bitch, I ain't got no gas when am I driving to?
Speaker 2:You got the gas station right down the road. We better fuel up before everybody.
Speaker 3:You got to get some gas Pawn shop right down the road too.
Speaker 2:Damn, you get what?
Speaker 1:I'm saying he might be on or something fellas. He might be, but the way he's at of people, so it's going to be twice, as you know what I'm saying bro.
Speaker 2:You better make sure you get the news before anybody does. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:I better get an alert. All the damn money paying for that.
Speaker 2:Imagine you wake up, bro, you get that Amber. Alert-looking noise and it just says zombie apocalypse active now Take shelter.
Speaker 3:Shit. Then we got to go to work. Are we closed?
Speaker 2:today. You can miss a day, but you're going to get some points.
Speaker 3:Oh ain't that about a bitch? That's some bullshit. The motherfucker still sending bills in the mail. You come on work Some of my bitches, no, but yeah, you got to get your essentials and shit like that, because it's going to be a new normal.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I can do on minimum, though If I can get a bow, a decent knife or machete, I probably can thug it out.
Speaker 2:That means I'm set. If I was at home, I'd be set. I got me a bow. I got me a machete.
Speaker 3:I got guns, you'd be like the motherfuckers from them. Queens machetes, the motherfuckers. Be like this.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you, man, from them Queens, machetes them motherfuckers, be like this.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you, bro, call that motherfucker, red Rambo guy dog, somebody come up to me. I'll sharpen that thing on the road. Yes, I got you motherfucker, that shit bro.
Speaker 1:I be seeing them video, bro. Them motherfuckers be like sing sing. I be like shit, bro. You got it, I can see that shit too.
Speaker 3:We all got the bandanas, the camel bandanas like this that shit, bro.
Speaker 1:You got to think about that Like that's the minimum.
Speaker 3:Pakistan, pakistan. I was there.
Speaker 1:Hey, yo, he be doing that on.
Speaker 2:Wichita, I was playing. I was playing for one last night, and that's what.
Speaker 1:Oh, for real. Yeah, yeah, pakistan. Oh, you played last night 10 million fucking years. I sent y'all online, though I hit y'all with it.
Speaker 2:Not last night. I wasn't online last night, mm-mm Diego was.
Speaker 1:But see, I sent y'all an invite, but see, right after that y'all vanished.
Speaker 2:Mm-mm, I wasn't online last night, oh really.
Speaker 1:I ain't even cut my thing on at all what.
Speaker 3:Why would I say you was online?
Speaker 2:Diego was Cause I was on the couch all day bro.
Speaker 1:Oh, you were.
Speaker 2:Diego had the Dune part 2 and I was watching that and then I was watching Meet the Blacks.
Speaker 1:With Mike Epps, bro With the Purge I was like bro who wrote this script. Who wrote this shit, bro that?
Speaker 2:shit was foul bro. That white dude he said that word and he said I went too far. Man, oh, cronut bruh, yeah, cronut was just trying to get some.
Speaker 3:I ain't editing it all, he was just trying to get some twat.
Speaker 1:That movie was something else.
Speaker 2:I was like bro that Mike Tyson showed up with the hairdo on his house, no dude. He said you still got a little bit of ear in your mouth.
Speaker 1:Hey, the world was crazy bro.
Speaker 2:Then he hit Crona with that upper cut of that jam. He fell down. He said I ain't feeling nothing.
Speaker 1:That's how you feel it that shit wild bro. That's pretty cool man, but I don't know. I have to probably go on a minimum.
Speaker 2:I like to have guns, but then you still have to get ammo, yeah that's why you need to make sure you stock up on bullets then like so you at least need a thousand rounds, I think, for each gun yeah, I'm only got maybe about 300 for for each gun, maybe my handgun. I got like 200. That's not that bad. Yeah, my ar. I got maybe about $300 for each gun, maybe my handgun I got like $200.
Speaker 1:That still ain't that bad.
Speaker 2:Yeah, my AR I got, maybe about $300.
Speaker 3:I know another thing I'm going straight to the local vape shop.
Speaker 1:Lord have fucking mercy bro. Stabilizer.
Speaker 2:Mental stabilizer right there.
Speaker 3:Damn right, I need it. I'm stressed out Shit.
Speaker 1:What the fuck have we came to End of the world? Damn, I need a vape, whoa.
Speaker 2:That's crazy. Put it down, bro. Just go ahead and get them black amounts, bro. That's what you're going to need. That vape thing is going to need it.
Speaker 1:It's YouTube boy. That's what I got. Come on, you can. That goddamn wine Lips blacker than a motherfucker.
Speaker 2:That casino give you a headache though, boy that motherfucker you go spinning in buddy.
Speaker 3:Fuck you telling my motherfucker business.
Speaker 1:I was smoking him too shit. That goddamn headache boy. That casino. You hit that bitch too fast or too hard, bro. You be like get dizzy, I think. God damn Motherfucker, you hit that motherfucker. You look at it Like god dang dude.
Speaker 3:I remember, bro, he was going through some shit. He came to the house and somebody had a pack of black money. He said, hey, you want one. I said you stressed out right now. I said I'll smoke one with you, bro.
Speaker 1:Like we was passing blunts around and shit, I can't smoke.
Speaker 3:I smoke them too fast, bro. He smoked that bitch like it was a Newport 100.
Speaker 2:I'm like, yeah, I did, man, it's going to be all right bro, finished it through that wood tip down, went ahead and got the other one, one, just all you need One freaking little bitch, oh boy, Boy, boy.
Speaker 3:Shit bro, what shit bro.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what would you be?
Speaker 3:doing If it was the zombie apocalypse.
Speaker 2:bro, like I said, as long as I was home I'd be straight bro. I got the fans. I got food I'm self-sustaining. I got tomatoes growing.
Speaker 1:I'm cooking bro.
Speaker 2:Hey bro, I've been talking this whole time. Oh this motherfucker. Oh shit, he got one up on his face. I got everything I need. I got arrows for my bow. I'm straight bro. I'm cooking bro.
Speaker 3:Look, look Me and Bruh can go there. Hey, Willie, I mean hey, hey bruh, I don't know you motherfucker, we'll go there.
Speaker 2:Spotlight, just straight at you, bruh Like bruh, you remember us.
Speaker 3:You remember we started. I don't know you, motherfucker, I don't got Cockney Cove. Oh, we don't go back that far, damn. What about the 145 episodes we done? You remember the dream. You remember?
Speaker 2:the dream, bro. We only made it 144. That shit don't matter.
Speaker 3:We still trying to figure it out. We ain't figured it out yet. Oh damn bro, Motherfuckers, that's fucking crazy, they be your own people.
Speaker 2:We got cucumbers too, bro. Shit, I'm good bro, you're good bro.
Speaker 3:I know that motherfucking liquor store going to be fucked up, oh yeah. Abc store. They going to tear that bitch up.
Speaker 1:Motherfuckers, probably just Some people, bro. When that shit hit them like that, they just rather die. Bro, some people be like shit. If I'm going to do it, I ain't got to worry about no bills, either Y'all ever seen that motherfucker who gave the homeless? He went to the homeless, what you call it, and he was handing out. Look, I'm going to give them something they really want.
Speaker 3:Damn. I'm going to tell you one thing I did forget. You never seen that. I ain't never seen that, Bro, that shit be laughing.
Speaker 1:So it's terrible, bro, but he was like. He was like I'm gonna get something they really want. They don't want all this other shit. Bro, it was one guy. He woke up, bro, it was he was giving that bottle of enj, bro. Bro, that fucking guy woke clean up out of his sleep. He got that bro, turn that bitch up, that shit.
Speaker 3:I said bro, what kind of life you living, bro. You know one thing I did forget I, I, I didn't say I was going to get my motherfucking dogs.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, oh shit.
Speaker 3:I'm going to have to trade her in to get me a dog that's going to hunt you out there.
Speaker 2:There you go, bro.
Speaker 3:These motherfucking bullies ain't going to do shit.
Speaker 1:They'll protect you bro.
Speaker 3:They'll bite something bro, my dog can't run bro.
Speaker 1:I think Toby will be out there thugging, bro, He'd be the wolf bro, He'd be all right bro, he'd live.
Speaker 3:My dog can't run, bro, she's bow-legged.
Speaker 2:Oh damn, damn bro Ain't he there in French?
Speaker 3:No, I'm just kidding. He's a little bitch like this. Come on, baby.
Speaker 1:Meow, meow. But yeah, bro, I don't know bro, it's a whole bunch of variables and it applies differently to people in different areas. Imagine motherfuckers in the desert or something like that. Wow, I say desert, wow, I say Kansas. Like New Mexico, that valley bro, that valley bro, ain't shit there. They get shit imported from there right now. You know what I'm saying, bro.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, like Las Vegas, I'd rather be cold.
Speaker 3:Las Vegas would be ass. I was real shit. I'd rather be cold going through shit like that than to be motherfucking hot and miserable and mad Shit. My motherfucking mental might be fucked up. I'd be liable to shoot you.
Speaker 1:Motherfucker's eyes twitching. Put one in him, bro. He's unstable Motherfuckers. Be like that, though they can't handle it. Yeah, why do I think the crime? Rate go up when it get hot, not for real, that's factual, right there.
Speaker 3:Who is it? Look at the crime rate go up when it get hot Motherfuckers. It's so damn hot motherfuckers think it's Cool to rob the mailman.
Speaker 2:Cool to rob the mailman. What are you going to get from the mailman?
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying, but that really happened, though.
Speaker 3:Uh-huh, like three weeks ago. Uh-huh, yeah, they was going to see the city robber Mary Curries. Yes, sir, it's the heat, bro, it's the heat.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but the heat make you do some crazy shit. You ain't thinking shit. Global warming, y'all Fucking up the ozone layer.
Speaker 2:All them cows farting bro.
Speaker 1:Them polar calves is melting that gas you running. It's the chicken, because they ain't real chicken.
Speaker 3:The chickens ain't real what you mean. Nah, man, them's a big ass, like what the motherfucking chicken wing you just had. What motherfucking chicken wing have you seen?
Speaker 1:like that, nah that Nah, nah nah them them. Nah, that was some decent size, that was some good meat.
Speaker 2:You got to remember he went to a Chinese place. That's not chicken, that's duck, oh shit bro, give me those duck wings.
Speaker 1:They were good, though. They were good as a mother. They were delicious, delicious.
Speaker 2:He's saying that bro.
Speaker 1:Just like you want to buy them, which I understand. When you're home, you're buying the big red packs of cordelay Got that cordelay, that got that cordelay.
Speaker 3:Looking like this right here bro, hey, look, look, look, look, look, look, look Bro. I swear, bro, it ain't looking like that, bro, ain't no goddamn way. They came from a yard pimp that went on a yard pimp. My dogs ate it Shit. Motherfucker. I'm about to fry one, just like all these motherfucking Look, all these motherfucking chicken wings have been cooked around the world. Where the fuck all these chicken come from?
Speaker 2:Chicken farms.
Speaker 1:Did you hear about the cloning, cloning they cloned that chicken Thank you. You never seen that People were like it looked real funny. They were like this is looks real funny. They'd be like this is clone meat or whatever that's. They're doing it though they clone chicken, it ain't real chicken. But how is it not real if it's just a copy of?
Speaker 3:it okay, we're gonna clone you. Which one is the real you?
Speaker 1:what, like what, but that's like, that's me as an individual chicken. It's chicken, which I ain't saying. Chicken can't be individual chickens but clone bro okayoned bro Do it still
Speaker 2:taste the same, but what's the point of cloning? What do you get from cloning them, though?
Speaker 1:I guess just to kind of get the drawback on killing so many chickens To create the exact same copy of that chicken that they want to keep selling.
Speaker 3:It's like you cloning dogs, or you breeding for a certain type of Cloning dogs yeah, people do that. And creating a certain type of Cloning dogs yeah, people do that.
Speaker 2:and creating a certain type of characteristic in a dog. Oh, okay.
Speaker 3:You're filtering out like the impurities or the bad genes and some shit like that. Okay, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2:That's what they do with fruits, like with seedless watermelon. Okay, I'm with you now. Clone chickens.
Speaker 3:I don't know. I don't know that, motherfucker good though I don't know. Fucking damn dirty birds up though.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, I was about to say though but I didn't let you mention it. When you get chicken like Bro, I don't buy no chicken. If that chicken, bro, if a chicken breast is supposed to be, they say how you measure it. A chicken breast should be a little smaller than your hand. That's why I be buying.
Speaker 2:I be looking for something that look like this Chicken breast legs, turkey breast, hamburger meat.
Speaker 3:If you get the hamburger meat just fresh off a cab butchered, that shit has got a brownish tint to it. If you go to the grocery store, that shit is pink as fuck.
Speaker 2:That's just because the dyes they put in it the dyes and the gas, so it won't go old.
Speaker 3:But yeah, man, that shit ain't.
Speaker 2:I'm not saying I'm going to fuck with it. I do believe it because you know my cousin, he had pigs and everything too, and they slaughtered a pig and he was like, if you want, he was selling some uh or whatever, sausage there you go, sausage, there you go and um, we had some sausage from food line.
Speaker 2:You know, ate it up, it was good, whatever. No pork chops, my bad pork chops. Well, we did sausage too, but it's different. So we had pork chops from food line. You know. They were like thin, cut, dry as hell, bro. You cannot fucking cook no damn pork chop without it being dry from food line, bro, I can't do it. They cook too quick.
Speaker 3:They cook too quick, especially get the thin cut too.
Speaker 1:But like I uh you'd be better off baking that motherfucker. Yeah, like, and it's depending on the pig too, because you know, I've come from raising hogs and killing uh, killing and stuff like that, you know, um, some sausage is lighter than the other one, some is darker than the other one, just because the hog or whatever, you know the individual. So, but, yeah, man, if that motherfucking goddamn you got a chicken leg, that's about like that right there on the nah chap, I'm not fucking with it. That's why they got them. Kids so big nowadays, motherfucker, 12 years old, goddamn Six foot tall.
Speaker 1:Six foot four bro, what the fuck Is wrong.
Speaker 3:It's the hormones In the food. That's why I backbite. Real shit, bro, I got no capsules Well.
Speaker 1:Well, what Motherfucker? Well, what Don't put, don't say Ah. You know, Look, I got my own problems.
Speaker 2:Don't put your problems. What's the?
Speaker 1:problem.
Speaker 3:I got my own problem. Don't put your problem. What's?
Speaker 1:your problem, bro.
Speaker 3:I got no problem shit, goddamn, I got my own problem.
Speaker 1:Don't put your problem Shit. Anybody got any other kind of scenario. I was thinking about it.
Speaker 3:As soon as you said hogs, if some shit Really like that happened, fucking wild hogs.
Speaker 1:Would take the fuck over. They're actually Pretty nuisance. They ain't like that. Consider it a nuisance. You don't need them what you call it Anything to shoot them.
Speaker 3:Shoot them something, bitches man, they'll take over and they breed Like a too, they fast.
Speaker 2:They resilient bro.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Resilient, that's the word, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, timon and Puma Shoot that thing, that thing still keep running bro.
Speaker 1:Seen it, bro? I ain't seen it. Even domesticated one, bro.
Speaker 3:Little motherfuckers fast.
Speaker 2:Alright, what about a fallout post-apocalyptic?
Speaker 1:Ooh, the wasteland.
Speaker 2:Forgot about the good one bro.
Speaker 1:The fallout Nuclear fallout apocalypse. Oh, that's rough, bro. Oh, that's rough. Everything will be a radio, all right.
Speaker 2:Say you survived, right yeah, in the country somewhere, but you survived. Everything around you is like blown up Radiation everywhere. What you doing, how you surviving? What's your game plan's?
Speaker 1:rough because, like the radiation, bro, you gotta be so careful because that shit'll kill you, not to mention.
Speaker 3:It's fun find a place to actually like sell fucking um the uh the radios to actually detect the fucking uh radiation radiation.
Speaker 1:But, uh, I don't know, bro, because you gotta to be careful, because you can't drink from nowhere. Then, bro, you can't drink from nowhere. You have to try to feel the radiation out bro, and then that mission might be a mutated fucking goddamn possum somewhere trying to eat your face off.
Speaker 3:Mutated rat. Oh man, Take me to the king.
Speaker 1:Mutated chickens and stuff like that, but you'll get accustomed to it, I guess. After a while though, you know what I'm saying. But that'd be a little rough man especially.
Speaker 3:But I'd be, I'd be a wasteland speaking of that, I'd be rough and you go ahead and get your little foot right, you can sustain for the environment that you know that's your new normal. Then you gotta worry about these motherfucking folks trying to take your shit.
Speaker 1:Damn ain't that. It always comes back to people trying to take your shit. They ain't got bro. I'm busting the cap in your motherfucking ass. I'll show you Radiation net. Fuck boy, I'm about to do it. I'm about to do it, bro. But yeah bro, we got to get one on here that says damn bro.
Speaker 2:Damn.
Speaker 3:I don't say that shit all day, man, that's something that's told me how much I don't get.
Speaker 1:Damn. That's a punchline, bro. I don't care what anybody say. That's the punchline of the century, bro. Get tattoos.
Speaker 3:Say damn that shit. So we not to jump off the top of it, but we had, like a little, put that on your knuckles too.
Speaker 1:Damn. I know we had like a little magic night or whatever, bro, but it was successful. It was a long one but I felt like it was successful for the most part. But that damn, that damn Rev had me laughing so bad. Something happened Like that, that motherfucker he was.
Speaker 3:His name, should have been Gretty. He was doing some old, he lied, he played Magic before.
Speaker 2:No right, I ain't never played bro.
Speaker 3:Motherfucker, you put Mantle down, damn.
Speaker 1:Like that he did. Like this, he said can I do this Right?
Speaker 3:That's why I said yes, this motherfucker playing spades.
Speaker 1:I say, yes, he got the feeling, bro. He got the feeling. That's pretty cool, bro. I like that. That was pretty fun. I ain't going to hold you. Yeah, it was Nah.
Speaker 2:I got that.
Speaker 1:It's just time consuming Time, consuming like that. But hold on, Remember I told you like you can do your turns, bro, and you can time limit it. I'm trying to find out. He definitely needed it for.
Speaker 2:Jordan, yeah, that's what Diego was saying. He's like man it took. He's like man them turns. People were taking too long on them turns. No, I wasn't taking that long. No, no, yeah, we got them.
Speaker 3:Jordan, jordan, be like this. I'm like, bro, we got six people here.
Speaker 1:You should have knew what the fuck you was going to do.
Speaker 3:We always do that, he always do that. Shit man. I'm like.
Speaker 2:He be plotting though, bro, he be plotting, though. He got me on that last one, bro.
Speaker 3:I knew he was going to do that shit too.
Speaker 2:I didn't learn, bro. He did this little shit. That was like your first game. Yeah, yeah, I heard that. Yeah, he good.
Speaker 3:And then he left all that man open and he on the put something down. No, I wanted him to do it.
Speaker 2:I wanted him to do it.
Speaker 3:I remember that Because you was coming double strike with all the motherfucking dinosaurs, I was like, yeah, hurt this son of a bitch.
Speaker 2:So we had the threat levels on us DJ, we had the kaiju level I'm telling you bro the superhuman level.
Speaker 3:The motherfucker came to my establishment and disrespected me.
Speaker 1:I don't like this shit.
Speaker 2:No but what would you do in the apocalypse Reddy Radiation?
Speaker 3:apocalypse Ain't really much you can do, bro. To be honest, if I don't have the radiation equipment to know what to do, and motherfuckers is like, the highways is closed now just because you can't get through it, but I don't know what the fuck to do. I really don't know. I probably had to come meet one of y'all. I had to follow suit with one of y'all motherfuckers.
Speaker 1:Man I done never like. The one main thing in the apocalypse is, bro, you know how some people cannibals, bro, I didn't even think of that just now. Motherfuckers eating other people, bro, I can't eat. They say we can't find no food. You the food.
Speaker 3:I believe that people will do that. We, some dirty people out there, motherfuckers. We got them viruses and shit like that. Shit. I'm going to go ahead and get me a motherfucker, get me a leg or some shit like that. You got that bullshit now.
Speaker 2:Imagine, bro, you just chilling walking through your neighborhood. Then they got the factions out there, somebody chilling on a fence bringing a human leg what you doing over here? Cat muscle what you doing over here, you look good, that Texas Pete on that motherfucker. That's what I'm texting you Barbecue.
Speaker 3:That'd be rough, bro. Yeah, you look like a big old, good old pork shoulder.
Speaker 1:No, I look like a big old, good old pork shoulder. No, I don't imagine somebody salivating at you, bro. That's probably a weird like. Look in their eye too, bro. You probably be like that's. I feel like that's a different kind of fear.
Speaker 3:But how the fuck I did. When we talk about cannibals, west virginia and kentucky came to mind.
Speaker 2:Hey, bro, I believe it. Bro, they got some strange people up there. Bro hills have eyes, ain't it? Oh, wrong turn, wrong turn, wrong turn.
Speaker 1:Yeah they have some strange people up there. Bro Hills have eyes, ain't it? Oh wrong turn, wrong turn, wrong turn yeah.
Speaker 2:They got them crazy people up there bro.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bro, it was cannibals though, bro, that motherfucker yeah.
Speaker 3:You big motherfucker right there, you look good over pit bitch Die.
Speaker 1:Shoot your motherfucking head. I'm going to be sharpening that motherfucker Sheen sheen. I couldn't sleep for three days. You got to watch motherfuckers bro down. Why are you sleeping and stuff like that, and when people get hungry? I mean people have done capitalism, bro, just because of down.
Speaker 3:What the fuck is this?
Speaker 2:Chewing on your foot, bro. No foot, no more.
Speaker 1:Man, just let me get two fingers. What, what? You don't use your middle finger, bro. I got no foot, no more. Man, just let me get two fingers. What, what? You don't use your middle finger, bro? You a bitch. That's what they did when that plane crashed, bro. They was cutting their ass cheeks off and eating them. Like I'm serious, bro. No, the fuck they was. They was In my line, it was cold, yeah.
Speaker 2:In the on the mountaintop of that. Uh, some, this is real life. Yeah, snow like a plane crash in the top of a mountain or like on the mountain ridge, and it was like snow everywhere and you know, some people had died or started dying off. They have a picture that they took of, like the group of survivors or whatever, and you could actually see some of the human bones right there, I think, if I'm not mistaken, because they had the resort to eating their people that died in the plane crash or some shit like that. Yeah, bro, I can't remember the name of it, but yeah, cutting off slices of their ass.
Speaker 1:cheap, bro, that's crazy. Okay, like back of their thighs and their butts.
Speaker 3:We can't do that shit now, all that shit fake now.
Speaker 1:Damn man BBL bro. We be dead now. Be mad as hell, bro. Did she salt?
Speaker 2:this for a bit like they crashed or whatever but they were alive bro. I think it's this picture. It's one of the pictures you could see that they had some bones or something. I don't know. I can't remember where it was at, but that's them right there, bro. They survived. I think they made a movie after that yeah, they made a movie after that. Yeah, they made a movie after that, but it would be crazy, bro.
Speaker 1:It's like if y'all I mean we all crashed, could y'all eat me, bro, dead and gone bro.
Speaker 2:I don't know, if I could, dead and gone bro, I'd eat the snow. Bro eat the snow.
Speaker 1:Yeah, add a little flavor little bit. Oh no, oh shit, that's rough though bro, having to eat a piece of your friend or whatever, like, don't come from back there. He didn't wipe his ass, bro. You know, I know my friend you know he a dirty dude.
Speaker 2:I can do it, bro.
Speaker 1:I can do it like he a dirty dude bro, don't go back there like I don't know, bro, just because somebody, I don't know, probably but one of y'all. It'd be so hard, bro, I probably couldn't do it.
Speaker 2:I probably I don't know if I can eat a motherfucking man I don't think I can eat a person, bro, I ain't any animal or anything else I can't eat no, motherfucking you get a person a person.
Speaker 3:Wow bro, you feral bastard.
Speaker 1:Don't call me feral, damn it. It just depends, bro you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2:He tied that young bitch up, put him in a corner, watch him, bro. Watch him. Yeah, you feel me Sleep the one eye open.
Speaker 1:I couldn't like somebody kill him and then do it. I couldn't do that. If they already dead Shit. He don't need what he gonna have. I mean, he ain't gonna holler he ain't gonna complain If I take a chunk Out of him.
Speaker 3:I was just about to say Just imagine the fucking Conversation Trying to convince us To eat a motherfucker. He be trying to convince us. Come on, guys, he can't take a Look what he gonna do.
Speaker 1:He can't beat us Remember how you remember I used to cook that damn pulled pork. I was like that.
Speaker 3:You got my beat ass over here like shit Throw that mustard on that ass, bro.
Speaker 1:Go ahead, throw that rub on it, Put them over there.
Speaker 3:Let me stop bro, people are going to be looking at hearing this shit like what the fuck? Look, I'm like this man. I don't know bro.
Speaker 1:Man stop being a bitch, I'll be like this I'll be like I ain't no bitch, I ain't eat that tongue, bitch too. I was like close your eyes, see how it tastes.
Speaker 2:Why don't you smell it cooking, though, bro? I don't know. Oh, that's the thing bro.
Speaker 1:I don't know what it smells like.
Speaker 2:No, motherfucker you ain't help me kill this motherfucker.
Speaker 1:He ain't help me skin him gotta shake the spoon on them, but that that like it gotta be somebody that's already been deceased or something like that. It can't be me just seeing somebody like I'm about to kill and eat you and then run, chase him down and do all that shit. Nah, it wouldn't be none of that. Man. I eat, I eat my dog. Why are you judging me, bro? That's a bitch bro.
Speaker 2:I ain't judging all that, that's just, I couldn't probably kill nobody.
Speaker 3:I couldn't kill nobody. We think, our friendship If they already dead.
Speaker 1:They don't need nothing. What they gonna be mad at me taking a chunk out of them.
Speaker 2:Oh, you gonna go crazy after that, bro, it's gonna fuck your brain up.
Speaker 3:It's only if you eat the brain. Oh, are you going to go crazy after that, bro? It's going to fuck your brain up.
Speaker 2:It's only if you eat the brain. Oh, is it so I can eat humans?
Speaker 3:Yeah, you can eat humans, but if you eat that brain, they fuck. Are you trying to set me up?
Speaker 2:We about to eat somebody, bro.
Speaker 3:I'm about to say I'm about to say I get a bag of corn eggs before I do that shit.
Speaker 1:I couldn't, no cap. I'd probably have to eat like I'd say, probably like from the thigh or something like that, if I was to, because I watched like Cannibal documentary. They say like humans taste like pork essentially, so it does surprise me sons of bitches, but uh, goddamn swans, but that's what they say like.
Speaker 1:But if I like really had to, bro, I couldn't do none of my friends. I have to be a stranger that probably just now croaked over somewhere. I can chase a motherfucker down and cut the motherfucker up, bro. You know what I'm saying. I couldn't do nothing like that.
Speaker 3:I couldn't eat nobody I knew Like motherfucker you a dirty motherfucker bro, nah, bro, nah I could.
Speaker 1:I know how you live, don't you?
Speaker 2:mean where you just get the water hose and clean them up. I'm just kidding. That would be the part. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Full up though.
Speaker 3:I'll kill it for you.
Speaker 1:Go ahead, go ahead, Go ahead and get that shit hot bro. Put a garlic powder in it A little garlic, a little onion on his ass. He take good, but nah, man, I don't know. Bro, that's just a whole difficult decision itself.
Speaker 2:That's gonna be a tough decision to make my friends my friends.
Speaker 1:I probably end up being gone too, but sometimes, bro, when that survival kick in.
Speaker 3:I just thought about it. What if I die?
Speaker 1:oh boy let me stop you talking about.
Speaker 3:You can't eat your friends, but hell, if he did. Like what? If me and damn J-Rock end up dying and shit like that, we right there like shit man. What the fuck can they?
Speaker 1:do about it. I know if I eat one of y'all I'm going to get high blood pressure. Oh shit.
Speaker 3:You know, that's a bitch. She's going to look crazy. She's going to be able to show you that bullshit on his head. He's about to look like a mad scientist. That little shit poking I'm gonna look like Hachi Mishima bro like oh that nigga, oh shit, oh that motherfucker crazy, he got cradle cap.
Speaker 1:Hachi Mishima. That's what that gonna be looking like, brother. I'm talking about high blood pressure.
Speaker 2:I know you're talking about me, you motherfucker.
Speaker 1:I got good blood pressure this motherfucker here. This motherfucker here hurt my stomach.
Speaker 2:Take a piece and go to sleep bro.
Speaker 1:I ain't caught the items. Sleeping house.
Speaker 3:We ready to go to the sleeper house to eat this motherfucker, I'm dead. Like damn, how much are y'all, I just ate a nigga foot oh boy, Damn bro.
Speaker 1:Oh you motherfuckers.
Speaker 2:That's crazy, I don't know, bro, I don't know if I could do it, though, bro, eat a person though I don't think Push come to show, bro, I think I'm just going to call it quits bro, if I'll try to survive. Hold on.
Speaker 3:This motherfucker said y'all motherfuckers eat me and get the items, and motherfuckers get high blood pressure. That's some fucked up shit, bro. I didn't mean it like that bro.
Speaker 1:I didn't mean it like that.
Speaker 3:Try to be your own fucking people man.
Speaker 1:Don't.
Speaker 2:Especially bald head motherfuckers and the other motherfuckers that wear the glasses, Just these motherfuckers. It's the mastermind bro.
Speaker 1:I just noticed that our glasses actually come pretty in handy, because all you have to do with the sun. Bro, do it work like that. You can do that. Yeah, you can get a fire started with them, yeah you be like this Hold the fuck up, yep.
Speaker 2:Yep with the fuck up right, yep, yep, work every time until they break, then I'm blind as shit.
Speaker 1:Oh really well, can they break? If you keep doing that repeatedly? I don't think so. I'm saying like if I was to break them oh yeah, where would I get?
Speaker 2:glasses, damn. That's why I got three pairs. Shoot him, willie shoot him pow you shot me, excuse me I keep I keep, I keep forgetting all I know is I'm eating that shit will suck, bro.
Speaker 3:I don't know keep shooting that motherfucker with the water bullets. I'm sorry shit, you take the motherfucking gun.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you, bro, I gotta loot this motherfucker it's good tea, but god tell him that bomb look.
Speaker 2:That's. Is it tea or is it Kool-Aid? It's like sweet tea. You made sweet tea.
Speaker 3:No, no, no no, he got this from the China place.
Speaker 2:Oh, that thing look like Something that wouldn't Pass a drug test. Bro, I'm dead. I'm dead, bro, I'm over here, you drink some water.
Speaker 1:I'm about to throw something in here. Then you already put water in that bitch. Yeah, I got to keep diluting this shit bro it's good, bro, but you got to have dilute that Excuse me. Let me throw something.
Speaker 3:That's a bitch about to lose a foot drinking that shit. He got that sugar.
Speaker 1:Alrighty Wastelanders and Doomsdayers. I think we didn't talk enough about the end of the world.
Speaker 2:Y'all. Let us know some of your tips and strategies or scenarios in the comments.
Speaker 1:I bet it's going to be some ingenious ones.
Speaker 2:Some big brains Evil geniuses out here. Somebody's going to teach me how to filter ocean water bro?
Speaker 1:Yes, sir, I know how to filter. I know how to filter. I know you can filter excuse me, because I know we're going I know how to filter like water. I know you take like you can make layers of charcoal, sand and stuff like that. I know that.
Speaker 2:But I don't know, I have no idea. Y'all let us know, y'all let us know. And then let us know how humans taste. Which one of y'all has ate a person before?
Speaker 1:give me that Colonel Sanders recipe. This is off the record.
Speaker 2:Hit him with that KFC eight, what seven spices or whatever.
Speaker 3:Seven spices Seven herbs and spices Seven herbs.
Speaker 2:Can't tell no difference with that thing. Yeah, bro. Damn bro, but I guess that's going to wrap it up then, guys, we appreciate y'all listening but um, I guess that's gonna wrap it up then. Guys, we appreciate y'all listening. Appreciate y'all listening. This is episode 10. Thanks for supporting us in the journey that we're taking and, uh, I appreciate y'all interacting with us, because I posted that uh little snippet.
Speaker 2:Some dude messaged me and he was like he's like this isn't true, because I heard y'all. I mean, he said what'd he say? Shout out to the dude for, uh, sending a message. That's pretty cool that somebody actually listens to it. Whatever he said, not true, smoke a pack every other day. They said hey bro, they said the same thing yes, uh, I feel you, bro, but it was pretty cool that he messaged me, yeah, man, so they listen, bro, they listen yeah whether it be like the small snippets or actually a podcast episode.
Speaker 2:You know we appreciate the interaction that y'all do, we really do.
Speaker 3:You know, the crazy thing about it, man, is to know somebody is actually listening to us. Man, it's a crazy shit.
Speaker 2:It's pretty cool that's crazy, I know, bro. We we got 100 listeners. We appreciate y'all listening, you know. Continue to show us love and support.
Speaker 3:Team Tata Moloji.
Speaker 2:We promise to get. Just keep on pushing more content out to y'all. More episodes every week. Like I said, I know I'm slacking on my episodes. Y'all give me a break bro, I had a whole week off. Them lazy bones hit me bad this week.
Speaker 1:Everybody need rest man. You need a break we nine to fivers, just like y'all bro. But, we trying. You still can do it, just put a little more work in.
Speaker 3:I got to rethink our friendship these motherfuckers talking about I can't stand this son of a bitch.
Speaker 1:Here we go, here we go.
Speaker 3:Fucking jive turkey.
Speaker 2:But yeah, that's gonna Pretty much wrap it up. Y'all got anything else that y'all wanna say Before we close out.
Speaker 1:I'm good on that. Just again, I appreciate y'all for listening and we catch y'all Next week On the flip side.
Speaker 3:Pimp it.
Speaker 2:That's right, catch y'all Later.
Speaker 3:Peace.
Speaker 2:Laters.
