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EP 9- Exploring the Unknown: Cryptid Stories and Wild Adventures
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Join us for an electrifying journey into the world of cryptids and eerie legends as Feral Hysteria, along with special guest J-Rock! Unravel spine-chilling tales that will leave you questioning what lurks in the shadows. Ever wondered what it's like to come face-to-face with the Mothman or hear the chilling sound of a shoebill stork's beak? We've got stories that range from unforgettable Bigfoot encounters to nostalgic nods to the "Lost Tapes" TV show, where we dissect the infamous Patterson-Gimlin film and other mysterious footage.
Brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride through wilderness encounters that sound straight out of a horror movie. From Mothman sightings to speculative government abductions on mountain trails, the tales we share are as thrilling as they are unsettling. We'll even throw in some humor as we discuss the intensity of bear fights and imagine the terrifying scenario of encountering zombie bears. Do you think Bigfoot has a soft spot for humans in danger? We explore this and other cryptid legends that have captivated our imaginations for years.
Finally, we'll shift our focus to the animal kingdom's most fearsome predators, diving into the hunting strategies of Komodo dragons, wolves, and hyenas. Ever wondered about the eerie folklore surrounding wolves in Europe or the fascinating social structures of hyena clans? Our conversation covers it all, wrapping up with musings on alien encounters and Native American curses. Whether it's around a campfire or through eerie drone footage, our tales are guaranteed to leave you both entertained and curious about the mysteries that the world holds.
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Discussion on Cryptids and Mothman
Speaker 1Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it.
Speaker 2I see death.
Speaker 4Yo, yo, yo yo. Welcome to the.
Speaker 2Cosmic Cove. Cosmic Cove, chon chon, boom, boom.
Speaker 4What's up? What's up? All right, fellas, today's episode episode. We're gonna talk about the cryptids, um the things that's playing, playing, fight, but but ain't at the same time. So but uh the shit you see in the corner of your eye and your peripheral. That's right shadow people bro but yeah, well, you got me pharaoh hysteria, we got the guest today j-rock.
Speaker 2What's, what's up?
Speaker 4The boy Reverence Bumba, club Me Bumba Okay okay, yeah, man, we're going to talk about all that hish-hash and whatnot.
Speaker 2Man, about the stuff like I guess, if you don't know, cryptids, like it's like loch ness, monster bigfoot, the jersey devil it's just a cryptid, is just like something like that people have belief in, that isn't really discussed, like like how would you say like scientists haven't really, like it's not approved by scientists, like people like a shark scientist, like yeah, there's a shark out there, but scientists haven't said like, yeah, that thing, yeah, like it don't exist. You say who?
Speaker 4oh no, that's, that's proof, that's proven.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's that ain't no murderer, yeah, no I give it to you, man I know which way you're trying to float.
Speaker 2Yeah, uh, we're just gonna be talking about a couple cryptids, like same as last time we did conspiracy theories and everything y'all. But again we're not going to deep dive, we're going to scratch the surface, maybe talk a little bit about it, like with the knowledge we got, like I said. I mean there's other podcasts that do like cryptids and dedicated to this type of stuff. We ain't that podcast, but we do like to talk about this type of stuff. So you know.
Speaker 4You won't catch me out there in the bushes with a camera just waiting.
Speaker 2As soon as I hear something, I'm running. Unless y'all pay us.
Speaker 4We'll go live. She set up the witch call and everything. I've been in that tree stand.
Speaker 2I'll be like Elmer Fudge.
Speaker 3By your motherfucking self. Grunt ain't going nowhere in there.
Speaker 4That shit Shaking like hell, shaking your motherfucking self Grunt ain't going nowhere in there, that shit, shit. Grunt ain't going nowhere. Been there shaking like hell.
Speaker 2Shaking and fighting.
Speaker 4He's scared as hell, sweating like that hey.
Speaker 3Fret.
Speaker 4No cap bro.
Speaker 2Bro. But think about it, bro, like, imagine being in the woods. Pitch black, bro, like y'all said. Like out in the Amazon or whatever, like the rainforest, like y'all said, out in the Amazon or whatever, like the rainforest, ain't no telling what's out there, bro, right behind you, right behind all them brush and everything is a jaguar just looking at you like that, bro, I even heard of the shoebill stork.
Speaker 3It's like a big-ass bird. That's something that's about this damn tall.
Speaker 4Oh yeah.
Speaker 3When he clap his damn, his beak, it should sound like a machine gun.
Speaker 4Like da-da- his beak. That should sound like a machine gun, like the big one. It's ancient, it's an ancient bird and for them, I think for you to like, they accept you, like, you got to go up to them and bow and then they bow their head.
Speaker 3They be like this. It's pretty cool. This is bad, you and them. At night you hear some shit, man they ain't a bird that's a pokemon, that pelican, that pokemon no, I'm trying
Speaker 1to think.
Speaker 4What he's talking about, it's that anyway, um, I'll go ahead and get this uh uh thing rolling with, but um, I want to say like uh, talk about I guess, like I said, I dive more into like I get bigfoot if you will, you know sorry my bad, I know what you.
Speaker 2I was just gonna say that's like a common one, but it's yeah, it's this one I like a whole lot just a common one, bro, just gonna get him out the way you know, bigfoot.
Speaker 4And then the um supposedly footage that got captured. Was it when? Was it like 16, 6? I mean not 16, 1960, what was in the 60s, or I?
Speaker 1believe it was like late 60s maybe early 70s possibly but, to be honest, that's actually been proven fake fake.
Speaker 4Well, never mind, oh, you're talking about the video with him walking in front. Yeah, it's actually been proven that it was set up but they got like a couple ones you just see him off in the distance, and then that one they say they had sightings in Uri Mountains. Uri.
Speaker 3I can see Uri, though, just because it's so big they said they had sightings up here in North Carolina in the mountains. I don't believe that shit.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't believe that shit.
Speaker 3I hope not Big hairy motherfucker.
Speaker 2Did y'all ever watch Lost Tapes? Yes, I did. They had Big Herb motherfucker. Did y'all?
Speaker 3ever watch Lost Tapes? Yes, I did.
Speaker 2They had that Bigfoot episode.
Speaker 3Yeah, that one was pretty good, I liked it.
Speaker 2That shit used to scare me, bro. Them Lost Tapes, bro, yeah.
Speaker 1It really used to scare me too, especially the one about Mothman Mothman bro. I don't remember seeing that one.
Speaker 4Oh my gosh, I think that one they was talking about, talking about Mothman bruh, and they was riding like in a car and they said they seen just them, two big glowing eyes, bruh, and it like it like flew up, then flew at their car and hovered and then shot off bruh that's them.
Speaker 2Gtr headlights, bruh, I mean headlights, no doubt bruh.
Speaker 4LEDs, but nah, they said they were like fearing for their life.
Speaker 2bro, that scared them to death bro.
Speaker 4I was like booze staring at you, god bro.
Speaker 1You see the eyes out there.
Speaker 4That fallout. They worshiping the Mothman.
Tales of Wilderness and Encounters
Speaker 1Yeah, the Moth people bro you find numerous Mothmans throughout the 76 world fallout. There was one time I remember I was just free roaming, farming and whatnot, and there was a mothman. He was standing on a cliff and he was looking out into the distance and I was like oh shit, what is? That and then he like turned around real quick and he teleported right in my face and it gave me a jump scare obviously it gave me a jump scare and like I don't think you can pause the that game, can you?
Speaker 1yeah, I tried to, but it didn't work, so I had to kill him real quick and I was like yo, what just happened the fuck happening?
Speaker 2I was listening to this one podcast and they had, um, there was like this audio recording this dude like in the mountains getting mushrooms or whatever I don't know if they were them mushrooms or just throwing your pizza or some shit, bro, put it in a stew or something. Bro, you can hear like the dude talking whatever. Then in the back, bro, you just hear something go oh, no, no I'll play the audio later for y'all bro after the podcast I podcast. I have to look for it, but it's some crazy stuff.
Speaker 3I don't want no smoke.
Speaker 2I don't want no smoke yo.
Speaker 3I don't want no smoke, I don't want to be bothered. Leave me the fuck out of it. Shit, I'm going to have an episode.
Speaker 2If you catch it, you'll be rich, though bro Catch who.
Speaker 4you'd be rich though, bro catch who bigfoot I'll throw that bowl in his legs end up having a heart attack y'all, uh, y'all, it was a horror movie, um, like a link to that. It was, uh, the one, um, it was a bigfoot or whatever, but like it was like eating people, bro, like they were eating, yeah, because it was this woman. She was in the cabin and then, um, they got in there, something happened. It was another woman, it was a cabin, they was going, whatever, but it called her like first. She was inside there, bro, and it was like trying to get in the house.
Speaker 4But that thing was huge, bro, and it was like eating some of the guys, like I guess the ranger came to our house, whatever, because she finally got filled over with two of them apart. Ate them, bro, and all kinds of shit, bro. And then, like at the end of the movie, bro, when she thought she killed one, and then she looked out into the bushes, bro, and all she seen was like like six more pair of eyes, bro, yeah, bro shit crazy bro crazy bro.
Speaker 4but anyway, like, if that I mean like I done heard, like like good cases like bitfoot, like helping people or whatever, or something Helping do what Like I forgot it was like a woman.
Speaker 3Move a couch.
Speaker 4I don't know, bro, was it that or the Abominable Snowman? Was it the Abominable Snowman?
Speaker 2I think it was in the To help people that got lost or some shit right.
Speaker 4It was, was like a woman right, and it was like these poachers and they was like about to like get her or whatever. And then the woman said suddenly she's seeing like a big old object, like smush, one of them, and then like they checked the bodies or whatever, and then like all they chased, like chests were caved in and shit like that from blunt force, and then they said they let let her go, whatever, some shit right, that shit was crazy, I don't know. I want to say it was somewhere in the what's the big mountain range.
Speaker 2I don't want to say Appalachian bro.
Speaker 4I want to say the Himalayas it was through there, mount Everest yeah, mount Everest, but I want to say it was the Himalayas.
Speaker 2That's what they say damn Bigfoot's over there too that's, that's what, basically the Bomberman? Snowman is.
Speaker 3He a player from the Himalayas, that's basically what it is bro. Player from the Himalayas.
Speaker 4Bigfoot in the snow. That's what it is, bro I swear.
Speaker 2So what do y'all think? Do y'all think what would you think Bigfoot is? Do you think it was something like a lost ancestor, kind of like missing link?
Speaker 4between the humans and the ape? Or do you think it's something that the scientists created in the lab and that shit just broke out? That shit y'all ain't kidding me, ain't here, no more that some people like it's just a neanderthal bro, that's what I was thinking, that there probably could be a caveman or neanderthal that's what some people just said, but I don't know right. Just like I said, just especially united states, like ain't too many places in the united states that ain't been like that.
Speaker 3Some of this can hide.
Speaker 4Yeah, now Especially, but like I can like see, like I said, the Himalayas, just cause it's so big. You know what I'm saying. It's still people dead up there In the Himalayas. You know what I'm saying? Frozen.
Speaker 2Well, they said a lot of people Go missing, like On mountain trails and shit like that. Bro, there's actually a conspiracy that, uh, the government actually snatches people from the mountains because, I mean, who's gonna find them?
Speaker 3yeah, okay they just do experience doing that shit with people that you can't find yeah, what's that?
Speaker 4the appalachian trail I think it expands from it goes through a couple states. Yeah, it goes all the way to like uh, what is it?
Speaker 2doesn't it go to new york, or something?
Speaker 4I want to say like washington or something like that.
Speaker 2Yeah it reaches all the way up there they say you, you can walk the whole thing, but it's going to be a long time.
Speaker 4Yeah, I think like two months, three months there actually is people that actually go and walk the whole thing. Yeah, multiple times. But there's been a couple people that die on there, like an older couple, I seen it. They got missing. Then they finally showed up. It's like some people actually set up shops on the trail. They walk in there and stay there for a couple of days and then pack up and leave.
Speaker 2They got like little spots and they have like restroom spots and places you can take showers and stuff like that along the trail.
Speaker 1I think they have like log cabins too, like, say, if you get stranded because of a bad storm or something, you can probably got utensils and instruments in there to help you, um, cook and stuff like that.
Speaker 2okay, I actually saw something like that. So there was like this dude on the trail I think it was the appalachia trail or whatever and it was like the restroom, whatever, and he was like dang, it's cold out here, so he went in there and then he got trapped in by the snow or whatever, so he knew he was gonna die bro. So he pretty much like left the note saying, well, if you're reading this, I'm dead inside it, and like in here I'm dead in here, damn damn, but he held out for as long as he could, or some shit like that, and he died bro oh
Speaker 1yeah, and they found him so I knew there was one guy used to um watch. He would do like these hiking trips. He said one of those videos you see like at 2 and 3 o'clock in the morning it's like, all right, it's time for me to go to bed. But I was invested in one of them and I think it was like him and his kid or something. He brought his kid with him and I think he was cooking. I forgot what he was cooking, but I think wolves, a pack of wolves, had picked up on the smell and they were like right outside where he was camping. I think he was like camping. I think he was like under snow or something. I don't know how he made this little camp, but I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 2I'd have to re-watch that video, but uh yeah, so they did, they take the little boy, or what?
Speaker 1happened. No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2They just got surrounded by the wolves.
Speaker 1Yeah, they was just sniffing and making laughing sounds, or something like that. The wolves, yeah, laughing. I think it was laughing, that's a hyena.
Speaker 4No, it ain't a hyena. No, they do it like almost like oh coyotes, I know coyotes.
Speaker 1It might have been.
Speaker 4I remember I walk around and them coyotes be like Bruh, that shit, and you let it pack them Sounds eerie.
Speaker 2They'll try you, though, if it's a pack of them.
Speaker 3They'll try the shit out of you.
Speaker 4If it's a pack of them.
Speaker 2They'll try you bro.
Speaker 4I'm tired If I got a good stick, Good old whacker bro, don't lose your slugger.
Speaker 2Bro, I got a good game dog.
Speaker 3Get him, hey Cain, corso run Eat.
Speaker 4Eat Scratch.
Speaker 1Do the pack of wolves Really attack you like that? Oh, nah, yeah For the pack of wolves.
Speaker 4That's the difference. Them motherfuckers Take down goddamn.
Speaker 3Elk, a lot of teeth, moose, a lot of wind.
Speaker 4Goddamn to win that. Goddamn shh bro. A full grown wolf is huge. That's what a lot of people get to realize I think one wolf trying to get a buffalo bro, I mean like the buffalo slung him like 20 feet in the air. He smacked the ground, boom, he got right back up.
Speaker 4I said he did that several times to him, bro, him, bro, but it was like, but he was by himself, so but like, no, he. But it was all white. All you see was blood all over him. But he was just trying, because it's like either I eat or I die. But in the, in the process of trying to eat, bro, he probably had tons of fractures, bro, like I think he ended up dying actually, bro, damn, but he still tried to get the, the buffalo, the bison, bro, that motherfucker was a fucking shit brick house. You hear me, bro? That motherfucker, he just did it like this. He caught him with that horn. He said, bro, I'm talking about it. It looked like a penny. He got right back up and tried to bite him. I said ain't, no fucking way, that would have took the fight out of my blood.
Speaker 3Like shit. Let me go ahead and catch me a motherfucking rabbit. That's nothing for him. I don't even want this motherfucking bison shit. Let me get me a rabbit.
Speaker 1I'll find another meal.
Speaker 4I'm about to say speaking of that too. Speaking of a wolf, I heard they said it came like a wolf carcass or whatever they said the jaws were peeled back it bit something. Speaking of Bigfoot it bit something. Speaking like Bigfoot, it bit something, but the jaws like ripped open like all the way down bruh, like it jumped and bit something, something grabbed it King Kong, bro.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's what it did bruh.
Speaker 4They found the wolf cargings like that. That was like what could have done this ain't no bear? That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2That's what they that I don't think a bear would literally just. What's it going to gain from it? Yeah, but like let's say if it bit it.
Speaker 4Like some people were saying the only thing that got like really the strength to do that was a bear. But they just said because you know, bear do kind of got like kind of poseable thumb almost.
Speaker 3Yeah, but a bear eat it though.
Speaker 4It might.
Speaker 2If it ain't hungry, if it's just ever ran into a bear or anything like that you haven't ran into like a wild animal I ran.
Speaker 4I never ran into a bear, not yet, but I've seen like I've been with one. Just was that probably, bro, because a black wear like because you can see on the um it was scratching against the tree, like why was that? Oh shit the only reason it don't come down there? Because we had so many dogs. Remember, I said I had like 26 dogs, bro, and all you could see is like the patches of hair on the bark, like on the tree, marked their territory when it was.
Speaker 4Yeah ain't that how they mark their territory too? But I guess he was just scratching bro, but he heard all the dogs and shit like that.
Speaker 2They don't like fleas, bro.
Speaker 4He's on the back but they don't like being around, like a lot of shit like that, bro, because, um, like a black bear, they woodland creatures technically, so they'd rather run than fight. That's what grizzly bear, because grizzly bear live on like planes and ain't too much you can't run. So a grizzly bear way of handling stuff it charges it basically fuck shit up and ask questions later, bro. That's what they do.
Speaker 3Black bears is inclined to run and climb trees, but a grizzly bear. They climb a tree, but they try to afford climbing trees.
Speaker 2Bro them black bears. They're fast climbing them trees. But we was in Gatlinburg and there was one right there. We're on that uh little sky lift thing, bro. One of them were like right there, but I think I think I got the video.
Speaker 4Y'all could talk while I look for the video, bro all right, I'm about to say um, yeah, speaking of that, bro, just like these are cryptic, I don't buy.
Speaker 4Well, I'm gonna say I heard a little bit about jersey devil, bro, but it's just been like people it's just been like people been in a car and they like, see it, like, and then they just keep driving, basically, but like they just say hi, look, you know what I'm saying, with the wings and the damn, the face, really, the teeth, the ingated teeth, you know, the long teeth sticking out. That's what I heard about the Jersey Devil, but I ain't heard too much about it.
Speaker 1I more stuff up bottom sounds like I'll do from uh samurai jack yeah don't it? I mean the curved teeth as soon as he said that haku samurai jack that I found like actual bear claw bro.
Speaker 4That thing was like that big dude and it was sharp dude.
Speaker 1I was like man, what'd you do with this? I lost it got it.
Stories of Cryptids and Wildlife
Speaker 4I lost it, bro, when.
Speaker 1I was a kid.
Speaker 4Probably when the dogs started chewing on it, bro, we seen it. We seen it, bro, like, and I picked it up. I was like dog, bro, like, I just thought it was so cool, bro, all my cousins, we fought over it Big bro, Like I'm talking about, and it was like yeah, yeah, because they climbed trees.
Speaker 3Yeah, bro.
Speaker 4Yeah, bro, I should have drilled a hole in it and made like a necklace out of it. But yeah, bro, you can find it, you just got to look, bro. No cap man.
Speaker 2I ain't going to be looking for no bears. No, I ain't looking for no bear.
Speaker 3But like just the remains and stuff like that, bro. Bro, you'll be amazed, bro. I used to damn look up on damn youtube and watch some damn black bears and uh grizzly bears battle against each other.
Speaker 4No, I've seen that, bro. Poor black man, poor black bro.
Speaker 1I ain't never seen a black bear be the grizzly bear rub don't talk about like a grizzly bear fighter yeah, usually like I did, this is crazy oh yeah, I, when they smack each other, I mean it sounds like gunshots is going off, yeah.
Speaker 4And the motherfucker just said do it, dude it, does bro, Shit no.
Speaker 2Bro, imagine how old boy on Fallout felt with that power armor when he saw that, Yahweh bro, that radiated bear bro, Yahweh bro. Yeah, whatever it's called.
Speaker 3He said oh shit, Just as we have like a like a zombie apocalypse at the motherfucking start after zombie bears.
Speaker 4Not a zombie bear. Yeah, that's a little rough, that's rough.
Speaker 1That's too fucking rough, but I hope you have a .50 caliber on you. Yes, sir, the .22 is just going to tickle. It'll tickle, yeah.
Speaker 4That got a um anything with like a bear or grizzly bear. You gotta have either bear, mace or a 50 like caliber.
Speaker 2Uh weapon handgun or no, that dude killed that bear with the glock, bro. That's like a nine millimeter bullet, bro, maybe was it was?
Speaker 4it was just a black bear or it was a black.
Speaker 2Oh I don't know, maybe black, maybe grizzly, I'm not too sure. If it's a kodiak bear, that's, that's game, right you?
Speaker 4know, like I mean, you could smack a grizzly bear. Could smack a goddamn moose head off. Now a Kodiak bear, that's game. You know, like I mean, you could smack a grizzly bear. You could smack a goddamn moose head off. Now a Kodiak bear is twice as big as a grizzly bear. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2A little thing about the cryptids and stuff. Funny thing is did you know that a gorilla was considered a cryptid at one point? Because nobody knew what a gorilla was. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1I, you know what I'm saying. I believe it.
Speaker 2I got a little. I got a little notes right here. Shit, I didn't know that. All right, let's see. It says European explorers thought that gorillas were monster Like. The first and trip attributed sighting of a gorilla by non-African was made in the fifth century BC by Greek explorer Hano. Most scientists today believe Hano was describing either chimpanzees or baboons. From his account, however, his interpreters called the creatures that he saw gorilla. And then it says that this other person said that they saw human-like monsters that visited his campfire every morning after he left for the day. And then he said that they just like stand around his fire, but they didn't know how to keep the fire going. But he didn't know what it was. He just saw, like these big creatures. But imagine, but imagine, bro, imagine trying to explain what the gorilla was. Bro, you're like I don't. It's like a human, bro.
Speaker 2Big, hairy thing and fucking massive yeah, a big it says, they remained cryptids until 1847, when thomas thomas savage found gorilla bones in liberia. They just pretty much saw gorilla bones. It was like, yeah, this is a gorilla.
Speaker 2Like they all came to conclusion like, yeah, this is an animal that exists, we're gonna call it gorilla, yeah, and then, they like captured some and then brought them to like the zoo, and you know they brought them to north america and stuff, because everybody's like. You know I've never seen anything like this and a boom, a gorilla, kind of like how they did King Kong bro.
Speaker 4Yeah, sons of bitches, shit left my man where he was at bro.
Speaker 3Chasing out the damn white girl.
Speaker 2If it's good, though you chase the right kid Hold on. What was you about to say?
Speaker 4That's what I like about this Kong he don't chase no bitches.
Speaker 2That's what I like about this. Kong. Another thing that was considered a cryptid at one point was the komodo dragon bro I believe, but just think about it, bro, komodo's dragons are like fast, venomous and like so predatory and whatnot, bro, like imagine going on that komodo dragon island yeah, you ain't actually.
Speaker 4What kills them, bro, it's just because they they mouth carry so much bacteria, bro, like if you get bit by one you gotta go to the hospital.
Speaker 3You're gonna lose your fucking limb but you know how, to how they battle for when they make they don't even like bite each other and shit like that. They wrestle.
Speaker 2They, motherfuckers be like this With their heads and stuff.
Speaker 3They stand up together and then they be wrestling and shit.
Survival Tactics of Predatory Animals
Speaker 2That shit is crazy. Damn, I ain't seen that.
Speaker 1Last time I seen one me and my old lady we went to the aquarium. There's actually one there, yeah, video of it, yeah, and I'll show y'all after.
Speaker 2But that's pretty cool? I believe so, but they said that the way they get their prey is they bite them or some shit right, and then they just let you walk off because they know you're gonna follow you, bro. They just follow you for days as soon as you fall over a bam I've seen no tiktok man.
Speaker 3That damn poke goat.
Speaker 4That's what I'm just calling it yeah, he just bit the son of a bitch on the leg.
Speaker 3That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4I think when they bought they bit like a buffalo, water buffalo, and he only bit him on the leg, bro, and he was just sick and he was just in the water like that, and they just slowly started, man, that's, that's they bit off. They'd be a whole bunch of them, because then they know, because the one star falling, then they know like it's a big one, like it's, and they just eat, eat eat, you ain't we got to be all the way dead.
Speaker 3They just start pulling flesh off.
Speaker 2That's ass right, it's rough don't, don't wolves do that too yeah, don't they like wolves?
Speaker 4are hyenas they'll wear you out and then they're like just follow you, like don't waste their energy, but as soon as they see that you see what wolves do, bruh, like you got a whole pack of wolves, so you got your sprinters, so they interchange out, like so they basically run you from exhaustion. So let's say they chasing like an elk or whatever. Then some wolves that keep the pressure on you while the other wolves are jogging in the back to get favor energy. When they get tired they'll fall back and the other ones will exchange with them and then they'll run you Then until you just get tired, bro.
Speaker 3Then they start gnawing at you, hyenas, them son of a bitches, just run up to you, write a chunk off you and just hold you. Man, damn hyenas them. Son of a bitches is ruthless man. Man, you get your motherfucking calf muscle bit off and that's something that's Speaking of calf muscle, bit off.
Speaker 1did y'all see that shark attack that happened, oh yeah, oh, with the white woman.
Speaker 4Yes, it took her whole calf off, yeah you see the tunic, it was a big chunk. Yeah, it was, bro it was one bite.
Speaker 1I mean, it was like one clean bite one bite.
Speaker 2I mean, it was like one clean bite, just you just see the bite mark. That's it. Just go take the whole fucking leg, stay out that water y'all we'd be telling y'all bro, I got no business being in there yeah, that's just right, y'all can't blame his own water, though you know, when we was uh talking about wolves, there was this movie that came out, I think it.
Speaker 1It had Liam Neeson in it.
Speaker 4The Grey.
Speaker 1Yep the Grey, and that's a clear example of what wolves will do to their prey. I think they crashed, didn't they? Yeah, they crashed a plane, Crashed a plane and they set up camp. Well, a pack of wolves picked up their scent, I guess, and followed them and, oh, scared the shit out of me. Lord, I was focused. You were thinking of the wolf?
Speaker 2Yeah, I was thinking of the wolf. I was like man, there's a wolf here now.
Speaker 1He got me I'm done for. But no, they basically stalked them, um, they harassed them basically and like they just kept moving and moving and it was like they was picking one off each time they moved. They were trying to travel and I think. I think that's how the movie went. I know it's been it's been a while since I seen it, but it's a good replica of what wolves will do to you.
Speaker 4And they was herding them to their den the whole time.
Speaker 1Oh shit, and he finally figured it out.
Speaker 3Oh, that's some real shit.
Speaker 4But in the end, because he and the guy he was going to kill himself, because his wife died of cancer, he was going to kill himself but he didn't. But in the end, bro, he said like the I forgot the lines, bro, but he said the coldest lines, bro, he said something, something, something, something, something, but in the end he was like into the grave.
Speaker 3I'm about to look. Cut said a lot of nothing.
Speaker 1It was like the way I seen it. It was kind of like the leader of something, something, something, something, something, something. I'm going to look it up, it was like a leader versus another leader. Because he was like a leader versus another leader, because he was like the leader of their little group that survived and then, if I'm not mistaken, I think it was like the alpha of the pack. I'm not mistaken, the one that he fought was a, a big fucking wolf when this movie come out, it's all.
Speaker 3It's an old movie.
Speaker 4Yeah, it's an old movie. Oh, this is what he said. It says once once more, into the fray, into the last good fight I ever know. Live and die on this last day, live and die on this last day. Um, he said it three times, don't be afraid, um. And he said something about a gray yeah, bro, like he would, but he basically had two knives. And then, like the alpha was right there, he was right there, he just had two knives oh yeah, that's kind of cool man.
Speaker 2Um, you stare into the darkness, the darkness starts to stare back yeah, okay, it stares into you too, bro I've been saying too much poetic shit when y'all going down this anime bro, I'm saying like for that dude to say that before he was about to go toe-to-toe with the alpha. Yeah, you just ain't gonna say all he's like we about to. We're about to slug it out, big dog, but uh you know, in europe.
Speaker 4That's why so many people were terrified of wolves, because wolves are sneaking to their huts and steal their babies. Oh yeah, yeah, bro, instead of it. That's true shit, bro. And that's why the wolf man was so scared and, like so many people, scared wolf man europe. But it was the way of the church scaring people basically into religion, what it was. They took a hyena and used it to kill a couple people with it. Bro, it was a hyena In Europe.
Speaker 3You can't really think about how a hyena is actually built.
Speaker 4People say they were big. Nobody from Europe ever seen a hyena. But that's how many people were scared because they was like, basically, if you're going to do this, they come get you. So everybody was praying to the church but the corpse of the wolf man was found in the church, like buried under it, and it had a silver bullet in the skull. But the thing about a silver bullet in the skull? But the thing about a silver bullet you can't technically shoot a silver bullet straight because they can't cut a groove in it and shoot straight. It'll just shoot out the barrel and veer off somewhere. It don't it ain't? You know, when the bullet shoots, it actually spins. Yeah, through the thread, aspire through the threads.
Speaker 4But you can't do that. It won't cut, like silver's, too hard for it. So they basically shot a point blank in the head, then buried it in the church. That shit crazy, huh.
Speaker 3You know one thing about a female hyena they have myphodonts.
Speaker 4Yeah, they could be either or.
Speaker 2A female hyena can be either, or I didn't know that either.
Speaker 3Yeah, a female hyena. They got like it looked like a little ding-a-ling, but it ain't.
Speaker 4No, no, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3Motherfucking winky and the female like because they don't have packs they call clans, the female actually runs the clan and they only have like one male to actually produce babies.
Speaker 4They beat their ass all day.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's a Mr Babysitter I really see.
Speaker 2he stayed back to feed, so you get documentaries and shit like that, that man ain't with no women, that man with some traps, it's a trap boy, get out that's not true. As soon as you reach over, go for a quick feel what the hell is this? What is that? Why?
Speaker 1don't you get some loaf of bread? Why don't you? Hell is this, what is that? When did you get some loaf of bread? When did you get some loaf of bread? When did we go to?
Speaker 3the grocery store. Can you make me a sandwich? No, motherfucker.
Speaker 2Make your own sandwich.
Speaker 3What the hell is all this? Oh God, no, but go wash your dishes. I'm going down to the kitchen. Get a third arm on me. I'm trying to get some cut of shit, motherfucker like this nah bro nah bro hey whatever floats y'all boat. I ain't joking, nah bro if you see like the animal documentary, you see like lions and shit like that, they beef with hyenas and shit. They are all female hyenas and that shit is crazy. They be big and the male hyena, that's something that gets the last of the pickings.
Speaker 4Yeah, man.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's something that's big.
Speaker 2Why is the hyenas always around the lions? Do they have a partnership or something? Well, hyenas, they're scavengers.
Speaker 4Yeah, they're scavengers by heart, oh, okay. So let's say what happened? Like they'd try to get the line to do all the work, they just killed like a, let's say, a zebra or a buffalo or something like that, a K-buffalo. And they over there like looking, and basically they're like, let's say to that three line, it'd be a 12 hyenas bro, and they'd try to basically bull bulldog them off of it. They'd start eating it, ripping it apart, trying to tear it, but then I ain't mistaken a damn, hyena's bite force is stronger than yeah got the strongest bite force it's stronger than a male lion.
Speaker 3I think they were like like right there with the alligator snapping turtle oh damn they strong, bro, and they can like um, yeah, bro, they're pretty strong.
Speaker 4But now that alpha line coming out, all them scattered, bro. I remember I seen this. It was so sad, bro, like the damn line came because the line s is getting ate up, bro. And then the line came finally and, like bro, he just he hit one of them and just bit him and broke his back. Bro, and it was just trying to crawl away. He was just literally just watching it. Then he finally killed. I was like god dog bro, he was just set an example. Yeah, he was just crawling and bro, he was just looking at him like that, walking around him. Then he just finally latched on to his um head like his bro, were you?
Speaker 2watching all these videos.
Speaker 4This ain't no discovery, shit I'm gonna tell you bro, no, this is like discovery bro, national geographic bro, when I was like fucking 12 years old, bro, I I ain't never seen nothing. I used to watch some shit like I watch, andy I was like this, bro, I was looking at that shit all week.
Speaker 3Shark Week is pretty good. Shark Week is good, no, but Hyena's bite force is a thousand a thousand eleven pounds Per square inch. Yeah, and alligator snapping turtle is a thousand pounds.
Speaker 2They got a life stronger than the fucking alligator. That's kind of rough right there, that's crazy.
Speaker 4Damn Good God Motherfuckers in Africa be having the motherfuckers on a leash.
Speaker 3I always wanted me a hyena man.
Speaker 4Get him.
Speaker 3Back when.
Speaker 4I was a high school dog.
Speaker 3I always said man, I want to get a hyena and breed it with a pit bull named the high pit. I swear to God, that was my dream.
Speaker 4It was going to be a high pit, but back on it, that fur coat about to be crazy on his little brain.
Speaker 2What is?
Speaker 3it.
Speaker 4A chupacabra bro. Chupacabra Probably was a hyena, something he said it only could eat, like the warm blood of chickens and goats.
Speaker 2Yeah, they said like the Like. People claim that whenever, like their goats or whatever, be killed, like the meat would still be on them or whatever, it'd just be like drained of blood.
Speaker 4Yeah, drained of blood.
Speaker 2Essentially a chupacabra just comes and drinks his blood, but I don't know how that's what they claim, but I don't even know what it is. But I don't know if it's like a humanoid kind of deal. I always thought that's what it was, but people say it's more like a dog.
Speaker 4Yeah, people say it's more like a dog, more like a dog-like creature.
Speaker 3But they can stand on two legs, but they can walk on all fours too.
Speaker 2I think so yeah, I really don chupacabra. Cameraman you tell, us.
Speaker 4There are chupacabras out there. He struck the shoulders. You know, over there, you know better than I do.
Speaker 2I'll be going outside. That's where they be, bro I'll be going.
Speaker 3I thought that man be in there gaming he'll be fucking around, but uh, I wonder how they they uh betrayed the sound I don't know.
Speaker 2I think there is like a sound that they made up that said this is what a Chippecop Would sound like.
Speaker 4But I think, like on the show, one guy, he was like Basically, like Like he seen one and it looked at him and he passed out and then he just woke up. He was like he just felt drained.
Speaker 2Oh well, he got tired. Yeah, he gets scared, scared to death, so to say. Bro, like that you'd pass out if you get too scared yeah, that's what.
Speaker 4That's what happened. Basically he said he looked at, he like that's like the way your brain functions, bro.
Speaker 2It's like fight or flight, but his is probably just shut down that's what he said.
Speaker 4Like he was, was he a shepherd or he was just seeing what his animals was making a lot of racket he went and he said he basically like, like right in the shed or whatever, he went, went in there, he looked and, bro, he looked at him, then he just, and then woke up.
Speaker 3You know what it could have been, though. Could have been a fucking barrel of mange. God, have you seen a barrel of mange?
Speaker 4But they say it ain't that big, it ain't over that scale.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's not that big.
Speaker 4It's probably like a like I said, like that. Anyway, it may be hunched. Some people say it got scales, some people say it's hairless, some people just say I've heard more of hairless.
Speaker 3So mangy, I feel like so mangy chupacabra let's see what else.
Speaker 2You know what I find pretty cool with the mummies, bro. Like the Egyptians they say like the mummies, essentially kind of like a cryptid so to say but cause they say like but mummies was real yeah, they're real, but I'm saying like that they're alive you know what? I'm saying but since they're all like hollow and everything like, if you cut them you ain't gonna do nothing to them, cause I mean they're just dried up or whatever I got them raising fucking grave robber going to try to rob a fucking mummy casket.
Speaker 1Oh, that's, that's lost steel but then they used to store the organ stuff and jars and you're right, but it's like it's just one of them, like beliefs or like curses.
Speaker 2like the pharaoh's tomb is cursed, like you have all them beetles come out and then like attack you and shit, jump them off. It's just one of them, beliefs or curses? Like the Pharaoh's tomb is cursed, you have all them beetles come out and then attack you and shit like that.
Speaker 4What the fuck? Jump on my motherfucking skin and shit.
Conversation on Cryptids and Legends
Speaker 2Or you step on a towel, and then all the arrows. Indiana Jones shit, that's what they say, bro. I don't know bro. They have traps and shit.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, in them tombs and shit like that they did have In them tombs and shit like that.
Speaker 1Return the slab To keep the grave up.
Speaker 4Oh no, that seems to keep me up at night. Return the slab Return the slab oh shit.
Speaker 1Why is he out there in the field? You're right.
Speaker 4What else we got? Loch Ness Monster we ain't really covered that.
Speaker 3No, they said the Loch Ness Monster. It was just a dinosaur.
Speaker 4We ain't really covered that no, they said the Loch Ness Monster it was just a dinosaur.
Speaker 3It wasn't even a dinosaur, it was basically like a. They said it was an orchid dangling coming out the eye. I don't know if it was an orchid or some type of whale, but when they get started to make the shit come out the water and curve like that and they said it was the whale penis.
Speaker 4Put that shit on, god damn, I'm like man, what the fuck.
Speaker 1He's probably just trying to impress the other female whales.
Speaker 3Look what I can do, baby. I'm going to hit him with a hook. I'm going to hit him with a hook and get a hook.
Speaker 4I got the bow in this motherfucker. What's going on? He curve at the tip they said it was.
Speaker 1It was a whale dick, I didn't know that I thought I heard it was like a prehistoric dinosaur wait um you talking about what the Loch Ness Monster is yeah oh, he's talking about a specific video.
Speaker 3Oh, that picture yeah, there was.
Speaker 1It was a guy fake yeah that old photo.
Speaker 2Yeah, oh, yeah what are we talking about uh, orc dick or whatever it?
Speaker 4was. Get back to the point, bro. Get back to the point.
Speaker 3Yeah, you said it was a yeah, you said it was a whale penis coming out of the water, but I don't know about that, bro. That's crazy.
Speaker 4They said it was a whale penis Coming out of the water.
Speaker 3But I don't know about all that that crazy. They said it could have been that crazy. I'm about to. Alright, I'll put it up. Nah, I believe you bro.
Speaker 4People got we ain't gotta look at it. We ain't gotta look at it, bro.
Speaker 2Type it in Google right now Whale penis. No, no, do a photo comparison, bro. It look about the same.
Speaker 4Bro got that crook dick Going right over there.
Speaker 2You know what I'm saying? Nah, but what's another one?
Speaker 4There's a bunch, bro, you got it Mothman, but, like I said, the blue. I heard it's a Jersey Devil, blue Devil.
Speaker 2I heard there's all types of devils.
Speaker 4But the Blue Devil I heard it looked more like a werewolf, Like kind of that's what it kinda is.
Speaker 2I don't know nothing about that one that's what kinda like. Jordan said that's. I mean J-Rock said it. That's a dick of a every single one of them damn.
Speaker 4I don't. I don't know, though, but it's good. Like I said, I went over them off man, I don't know, it might be, hey, show them.
Speaker 3Um, it's good, Like I said, I went over them off man, I don't know, it might be.
Speaker 1Hey, show them, show them.
Speaker 2That shit crazy as fuck.
Speaker 3What the fuck is that, bro? What the?
Speaker 2fuck is that them luki in the damn water? She said, yeah, kim was showing you the whale penis, bro.
Speaker 4That's what it was, bro. I ain't gonna lie to you Now. Looking at it, it might be.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's what they said.
Speaker 4It might be, bro. How are they supposed to look at it, though, the females and all? How are they supposed to look at it If it's sticking out? The water isn't?
Speaker 3it Ain't they in the water.
Speaker 4I think they could hold their breath for like three hours at a time. Some shit like that. The whales.
Speaker 2I ain't know that.
Speaker 4Some shit like they sleep upside down or something like that.
Speaker 3They sleep like the long naked messy, oh yeah.
Speaker 4They should have been the whale penis.
Speaker 1Yeah, that was weird. I seen like a picture of him. It was like Like five or six of them, what?
Speaker 2Wendigos too. That's kind of like a cryptid too.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, wendigos what they said, the.
Speaker 2Wendigo is kind of like. They said it was a person Pretty much. That went crazy, ain't it Like?
Speaker 1it's a person that.
Speaker 4Become a cannibal or some shit lost in the woods or something like that? Yeah, but if you get.
Speaker 2Oh sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 4No, no, no, no, you gotta if you get bit by it, don't you turn anymore they said you could get turned into one.
Speaker 2I don't know if it drives you insane and you just turn into one or something so was.
Speculations on Alien Encounters
Speaker 4So was it originally a damn person eating I thought it was like a spirit, it's like a, basically a curse, like I thought like the way I heard it was like a spirit.
Speaker 3It's like a, basically a curse like you know I can. I thought, like the way I heard it was like a native american curse, yeah, something like that, right, but because you know if, if humans eat like other human brain, like it's like it up with the chemical imbalance, it turns the person mad. Yeah, oh, it probably could could have.
Speaker 4yeah, like it's supposed to been like, since they were coming like and destroying the forest, it was meant for, like, the forest to basically take itself back. I thought I could be wrong, I don't know. It's something like that.
Speaker 2I'm sorry y'all, I really don't know it. All that you know who knew it Ricky the Riddler. The Riddler he had all the facts about it. But it's all good, we'll let him talk about it some other time, no cap.
Speaker 4Uh, what else I want to say? I look, I know today we might go ahead. We might throw a little bit about aliens in there too, fuck oh yeah, the aliens, but there's like different types of aliens yeah, yeah, what go ahead? Joey does your cue. He's an alien man, bro, no cab at one point I used to be, but I haven't.
Speaker 2I mean, you took off your aluminum foil hat bruh.
Speaker 1Some nights I'd put it on just in case.
Speaker 2That Hershey kiss on your head.
Speaker 1Yeah, no, just like we was talking about earlier, like aliens help Egyptians build the pyramids, like aliens help egyptians build the pyramids. Um, you know, they have weird drawings on their, on their walls about like different beings that like came visited them and stuff like that. You know, my dad actually thought he was an alien one time because this man all right, so it was my grandpa. My grandma was driving one day, one night. Actually they, she said she hadn't had no alcohol that night, so she knew she won't lie. She said I don't know about, uh, she said I don't know about pawpaw, but well, she was coming around a curve and they like, what they said they seen was a floating saucer, basically, and it was just hovering above trees. And then the next day Grandma found out she was pregnant with my dad, oh, and then he was like, yeah, I might be an alien I was like, I was like I was like come on now man anyway, uh-oh
Speaker 2the men in black gonna come get you right now. I know, but now you put it on the podcast. One of them weapons.
Speaker 1They got one of them future ones, the little pen yeah, a little bit hey that little pen, don't sleep on that pen, that little pen gun, that shit blow up his whole house in one shot. You remember when he accidentally shot it?
Speaker 4yeah, that hole in the trailer. No, when I first met this motherfucker he was talking about I was talking about he was heavy into it too, bro. I was like he was like yeah, bro. He was like yeah, he said. He said it depends on the aliens, bro, but he said whatever color they are.
Speaker 1Wait, you said we the gray one or aggressive.
Speaker 4I said shit.
Speaker 2The opposite is the actual truth, in that the great ones are the ones that probe people, ain't it? They're like, like y'all said, the aggressive ones, the ones that do experiments on you.
Speaker 3You telling me Diddy an alien, bro? No, because what Jordan was talking about, what the aliens helped build the pyramids, it says technically there was the Anunnaki, which there was other beings from outer space and shit like that that came down here for gold, some other shit like that, and there was different type of Anunnaki. So that's how black people came from a certain type and white people and shit like that. Oh, wow, okay they talk about greys and shit like that. There's different type of Anunnaki, which I could be wrong. What about the?
Speaker 4green ones. What's up with the green ones, J-Rock? I don't know. I thought you really knew they're the reptile people.
Speaker 2Yeah, you had aliens that are kind of like pre-Mantis. They say people have accounts saying I saw this thing. It was cloaked or whatever, but it looked like a. They could make the shape of a praying mantis looking thing but it had like a lab coat on or some bullshit like oh shit, yeah. They said it's like an actual thing and they talk to you telepathically or whatever. Oh shit, that's what they say, bro. I don't know bro, but they said they're like I can't see us having a fucking alien invasion.
Speaker 3We gonna eat the motherfuckers.
Speaker 2Eat them. What you mean, bro. We gonna eat them. The human race eat every fucking thing. Hey, no offense to the Chinese, but I know they'll eat them.
Speaker 3And the white people too.
Speaker 4No, there you go yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, hey, they gonna eat them. It's bloody.
Speaker 2Cook the things up what you want. You want some shrimp. Lo mein, get inside an alien or something.
Speaker 4I don't know.
Speaker 1You don't gain his knowledge. Yeah, let me get that alien eyebrow it's all play.
Speaker 2yo, we're not just joking. Take a joke, guys. We're just playing.
Speaker 3Yeah, Black Films, we're going to smoke that son of a bitch.
Speaker 4I need that guy down. We're going to smoke and then deep fry that Tum biz yo, hey, motherfucking deep fry.
Speaker 2It might be good. Put that thing on the roast, bro. Yeah, we gotta get some.
Speaker 4Frog legs Look.
Speaker 3Bro, we talking about Deep fry Aiden legs. First thing y'all thought about Was fucking frog legs you know, something they have frog.
Speaker 4They used to have frog legs At the place we just came from bro, I didn't see any man. I never really had frog legs. Actually they good too. Imagine chicken and fish all together. Catfish Bro, they was good bro. I wish like, because they usually sell them. I don't know what all of them say. I didn't see them.
Speaker 3You got to get them bitches out the grease man. Them sumbitches turn rubbery real quick yeah they do.
Speaker 1I had calamari, calamari's pretty good.
Speaker 4Didn't y'all just eat that?
Speaker 1Yeah, was it good.
Speaker 3Was it good?
Speaker 4Or was it decent? I thought it was pretty good. I bragged a lot. I looked at them. I thought they were onion rings.
Speaker 1Yeah, they do look like onion rings.
Speaker 4I said them motherfuckers got no brand on them.
Speaker 2For me, y'all ain't eat none of the crawdads. Aw you fucking out Piece of shit.
Speaker 4Don't worry, We'll get it right. Oh my God, It'll be all right bro.
Speaker 2It'll be all right. That was not good, bro, because I need the content. Yeah, we do.
Speaker 4We might just have to make like 30-minute shorts of us bro.
Speaker 2Shit got my eyeball twitching. All right twitch Spent all that fucking money for a piece of shit to cut off like that. Bro, that bro, you got no space on your phone.
Speaker 4oh bro, sorry, bro, sorry no, I'm gonna start doing that because people do be doing that for that, like with their phone. Yeah, you know, it'd be so cool. We just had like an episode outside. Bro, we're about to campfire yeah, that's what I'm saying fall time, we, we have an episode outside and then around, like a fire or something like that, talk about spooky shit. That'd be pretty cool, pretty cool.
Speaker 2Or, if y'all want, we could just get a green screen and just put the green screen. There we go Be inside. Damn, it's hot in here. Y'all, it's me.
Speaker 3Just like this Hell, hell, yo. It was way too cool though.
Speaker 4I don't want to be out there being flea fucking hot as hell, bro shit what else was there?
Speaker 2the, what other aliens?
Speaker 1you really don't know much anymore then, uh, I know there was this one movie I watched um Signs. No, it wasn't, I don't, but that movie did scare the hell out of me.
Speaker 2Me too, the Basement, bro. Oh my gosh, the hand just came out, got the little kid like that. I think it was over. They had asthma attack You've never seen that?
Speaker 1Oh my gosh. Yes, it is the one scene that used to really mess me up was I think he was, wasn't he at that restaurant? He looked down the alleyway and he seen him, seen the alien like walk past the window and everyone in there started screaming no, no, no. He's seen it on the tv. It was a live news, yeah yeah and that's when he's seen it, and it paused it right there. Oh my gosh, it looked so wicked yeah, it scared me.
Speaker 2I mean, it scared me bad. Look, it did scare me too as a little kid. That shit really. Y'all we got to put the water up everywhere.
Speaker 3You guys be tripping on acid yeah.
Speaker 2No bro Ain't going to make it bro.
Speaker 1It was Smoking up the window, but the other movie, I think. I was seeing was I was thinking about his. What was it? District 9. Uh, what is it district nine? No, not district nine.
Speaker 2Uh, the six con, I believe okay is that the one that?
Speaker 1takes place in alaska yeah, okay, yeah, that one's. Yeah, um, that one was the one where it was based on real accounts. That happened in. Alaska, because like they were showing you, like actual video footage back when it happened.
Speaker 2That was at the end, though, didn't they? They actually like, played like actual footage.
Speaker 1Yeah, and throughout the movie you know the scenes that were going on. They would, you know, show what happened with the recording like the real recording.
Speaker 4Oh, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1They'd show him in the movie in there you know he's talking to the therapist and then they would show the real footage where he was talking to the therapist. Yeah, it was a crazy movie. Not a lot of people have seen it, though, which kind of surprises me. It's like they've never heard of it. I'm like what? How?
Speaker 2Because the government bro, they trying to cover it up.
Speaker 3I know, man, they trying to cover it up.
Speaker 2It's worth a watch though.
Speaker 3Cover up these taxes.
Speaker 2Oh man, they do, bro, but it's just for the rich bro.
Speaker 1It was just like that flying object that what the military picked up. It was just an object just floating across the sky and, like the military, like even picked up on it, and they were flying next to it and I think, oh, I know what you're talking about, I think, with the fighter jets or whatever, yeah, and then it like disappeared on them, but they say that it went under the water oh, what they say that the ufos can go in the water, like because you know they fly straight Side Up and down, like they can fly like this, like we have nothing that can go like that.
Speaker 4It's just a god damn frisbee Party of minds, bro.
Speaker 2But they say it's like Cause, it's like Spinning so fast or some shit like that, like the UFO.
Speaker 4I just looked up A list of cryptids. It's a shit ton apparently.
Speaker 2Cause you got cryptids in North America, south America, all around the world. You got cryptids in China, japan, I'm looking.
Speaker 3They got them catecholorhizae.
Speaker 4They got wing cryptids, they got lake dwelling cryptids, they got Homnid Whatever cryptids. I guess it's like on land, bro. But you got Sasquatch. Yeah, I bet a whole bunch of them. I bet a whole bunch of them in Texas. And, goddamn, each state got their own one. I'm looking, there's one for Texas. You got Bear King, marble Falls, beast of Bear Creek, bigfoot, chupacabra, donkey, lady, hogzilla.
Speaker 1Donkey Lady.
Speaker 4Yeah, you got Houston Batman. That'd be thick. And then you got La Queza, la Queza L-E-C-H-U-Z-A, la Queza, I don't know how to pronounce it La. Queza, la Queza, I don't know Mm-hmm, but that's the cryptids of Texas. And then you got one in California. You got the goddamn cactus, cat, ghost, deer, lone, pine, mountain devil.
Speaker 1I can really see a ghost deer you could?
Speaker 4yeah, I can see that it's probably. It's probably like one of them you got the hampum hog bear, oh Like when I've you got the hampum hog bear, oh what about them little Night crawlers.
Speaker 2Them little Alaskan people Remember he said they're like little kids. Oh yeah, the tribe, the Anunnaki, no.
Speaker 4I've seen it. It's like they're like children, almost of the forest in a way, children of the corn.
Speaker 1No Got a sense.
Speaker 4How is? They're like children, almost of the forest in a way.
Speaker 2Children of the corn. No, got a sense. I was like Do not defy me, malachi, how you saying what?
Speaker 3Do not defy me.
Speaker 2Malachi.
Speaker 1Children, of the corn shit. He speaks through me. I mean no, those were real movies. But I mean I don't know.
Speaker 4Yeah, but basically, it's like the forest you got to pay your respects to the forest. Like, if you don't pay your respects, what'll happen is they're like these little kid-like beings, and if you're hiking out there, what they do is they try to call you off the path. And they call you off the path, then they, I think, like tie you up to a tree and let the animals eat you. So that's what they'll do, bro. They'll call you off the path, bro, but but, like, you get lost in Disney and shit like that, and eventually they grab you and then they put you on a tree and let a bear eat you, or something like that, or let the animals eat you or let nature take you, like, basically.
Speaker 2There's this other one in Alaska, I think it's in Alaska. It's like these tribe things, but they're, like you know, kind of like the sirens in mythology, kind of like they have the beautiful voice to like, uh, get you to come towards the water, whatever, like come towards them. It's kind of like that. But instead they'll mimic the cry of a baby or some shit, or like one of your loved ones or whatever. They'll be like help, help. And you're like, damn, what's he doing over here? And then you like get like all worked up and you're like I hear him. They're over here. What they're doing is they're like luring to come towards them. Then, as soon as you get in the water and they hear you hit that water, bro come swimming towards you, yank you down and drown you.
Speaker 4I don't like water, no way. Like well, I could swim like a motherfucker. But speaking of remember, we was talking about rats. I just looked it up. They say like New York has a cryptid, it's like the rat king. You know what I'm saying. They said literally it's a ball of fucking rats to have like one consciousness, to make up one consciousness. To have mine bro, and it literally like knows all the secrets. Like, if you want to know, a secret.
Speaker 2You go down there to them and you got to get something in exchange Piece of cheese, bro. What you got.
Speaker 4That Zonda.
Speaker 2Aged a thousand years, my boy. I got to guess Shit smell like a sock, bro this cheese came from Wisconsin.
Speaker 4Wisconsin.
Speaker 1I got chopped cheese.
Speaker 3I got the gas.
Speaker 1I got seven different flavors, seven different flavors.
Speaker 4Hey look, don't forget the bell, Hit the bell. Yeah, sure, sure.
Speaker 1I'll even give you the bread and butter knife. I ain't know that damn the black mouth.
Speaker 4You're gonna need it, motherfucker.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's basically what they say, that's rough right cheese at this, smoking the black. Oh god damn, your goddamn breath gonna be hot fucked up, bro.
Speaker 4Oh shit, and the five yeah.
Speaker 3That's a crazy, oh shit. You'll have me pooting Shut, the fuck up bro, you'll have me pooting.
Speaker 4Yeah, bro, what else man? I'm trying to look up other ones, bro. I have a more updated list, maybe some of my old time fellas. It's just, I knew the main ones but they didn't debunk. Half of the motherfuckers.
Speaker 2Yeah, they done. Dissected the videos played them back and did all this other stuff.
Speaker 4Technology, motherfucker yeah.
Speaker 2Well, see, I saw this one video of this dude flying a drone on his ranch or whatever, and he was flying it higher or whatever, just getting a view of everything. And, like you know, he was flying it higher, whatever, just getting a view of everything Out in the distance, bro, you see, like this big motherfucker just running towards the tree line.
Speaker 3Oh hell.
Speaker 2He was like trying to get to it, like chase it down, but by the time he started getting close enough to it, it hit the woods and it was gone. But the crazy thing is, on his patch of land it was like a shaded woods in like a small area so he could have easily got in a truck, went down to that wooded area and found it. If you by yourself, you're going to go to the woods, just like me.
Speaker 4I'm on my own goddamn business.
Speaker 2I would have flew the drone close to it, just put a microphone. Who the fuck there? Hey, I see you, pussy boy.
Speaker 3Try to antagonize him.
Speaker 2You're going to see a rock come to that drone.
Speaker 3I'm sorry man, quit playing, quit playing $700 for that drone.
Speaker 1He didn't throw a rock at it.
Speaker 2I probably wouldn't go find it Burn that forest down Forest fire.
Speaker 4We got a goddamn with an anarchist in this moment.
Speaker 2Pyromaniac, bro, Pyromaniac bro oh yeah, macho man.
Speaker 4Oh yeah.
Forest Folklore and Mysterious Encounters
Speaker 2Little lightning bug bro, Fire bug, Fire bug bro.
Speaker 1There was one drone video I actually seen. It was similar to the one you were talking about. Um, there was this woman she was at at the edge of the woods and she was like she was actually looking at this drone, who knew? And she was like peeking around the bush and I was like yo, that is the creepiest shit I've ever seen in my life. Like she was like all in white and I'm like oh no, hell, no in the forest, white in the forest yes, and it was daylight.
Speaker 1it wasn't even night it was daylight.
Speaker 2She was just like this. That's kind of like Pharaoh said it could be daylight, but once you get in the woods it gets darker.
Speaker 4The woods is alive, it's alive, motherfuckers, you heard?
Speaker 3It said, trees grow two different ways. It grows up and down. Yeah, oh yeah like poetry type shit Said that the resistance, when they grow down they got resistance and shit like that. But um, the roots and the actual, like limbs and shit, they match each other.
Speaker 4Oh shit Okay.
Speaker 3So it was. I don't know why I just said that shit. I was like nah, that's actually that's pretty cool, fun fact, yeah, for some shit to grow, for a tree, for the roots to grow the same way, the exact way as it do in the sky, and it's got resistance and shit too.
Speaker 4It's kind of cool well, you gotta understand that, gotta make sense, because it gotta be just as wide as tree limbs or it can't counterbalance it.
Speaker 2That's like let's say it'd be top heavy and it fall out, bam, you know yeah, that's what essentially does happen to some trees, because you know they rot out or whatever, or like the soil gets too loose and then the roots can't hold nothing, so just I don't know what part of um what forest it was, but they said they actually had sightings that trees actually get up and walking hold on, bro, I ain't know that no cap, no cap, I'm not even making this up, this shit just came to mind.
Speaker 3We're talking about forests and shit Like. Trees are actually like getting up and moving, uprooting and moving to a different location.
Speaker 2Imagine, bro, you peel a bark off a tree just for fun.
Speaker 3Hey motherfucker, get back here, Give me my shit, pull these branches up Like.
Speaker 1Wizard of Oz, like Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 3All you see is one limb.
Speaker 1Come down, smack you across your that stung, give me my apple back give me my god damn precious the lord of rain trees don't lord rain
Speaker 3trees, green trees. Bro, if that ants on me, you want to come steal my fruit, okay.
Speaker 4Them goddamn. Usually be them bees near them. Motherfuckers bro, I can't Like a fruit tree. It's always a whole bunch of bees, bro. Bees and deers, Bees and deers, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3I don't think. I don't think I used tart, bro. I remember I ate like two of them. Them shit fucked my stomach. June apples I think they're called June apples, bro, them motherfuckers kind of hard.
Speaker 4They real tart, bro. But boy them shit fucked my stomach up so bad bro. I ate like two or three of them, bro. And I'm telling you, bro, that shit and I was trying to shit, that shit was just cramping bro, I think I said Lord, you punished me. That tree probably laughing Like a motherfucker, yeah.
Speaker 2You got your head Between your legs Touching the ground, bro. No cow Lord, I'm gonna do it again.
Speaker 4Lord, it's me again. I swear. It felt like god damn. Somebody had a wash rag and twisted that bitch on my throat bro, that's a bitch, and I ain't ate like I have for real, bro. I eat one, but I never ate like three again, bro.
Speaker 3Them motherfuckers. That shit be rough man.
Speaker 4Then the plum trees.
Speaker 3Motherfucking armpit, start itching, start sweating, you like?
Speaker 2Hey bro, that sounds like allergies, bro, that sounds like allergies.
Speaker 3this is up.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 4Okay, I'd be butt naked. I'd be, bro, I'd take all my clothes off, butt naked, back be sweating like a motherfucker, god damn.
Speaker 3That was a dukey. That was a dukey. He said what?
Speaker 1bro, nose be running Like a motherfucker bro my nose runs because when I'm sitting there it looks like I'm praying to God.
Speaker 4I know that's right.
Speaker 1I'm just like yes, sir, Then they say you know, I stand up, my nose is stopped up.
Speaker 4Damn. Yeah, bro. I know my feet be clenched, bro, like I'm fitting about to ball up. Goddamn, I tell you, I don't know about that. Are your motherfucking?
Speaker 3stomach hurting like that. That shit is a nut man. That shit make you confess all you see, it's like Lord. I know I should have done that shit. I know she wouldn't shit. Lord, help me please. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4Motherfucker going to the toilet. I'll never beat my dick again, lord. I'll ask you just one time If you take me out of this situation. I'd never beat my dick again, lord, if you Lord.
Speaker 1I'll ask you just one time, if you take me out of this, situation, I'll do better.
Speaker 3Hey yo y'all ever seen that? I know I'm a dirty motherfucker, hey yo y'all ever seen that shit?
Speaker 4It was that meme. I forgot who they had it Like. It was Spongebob or something.
Speaker 3me at 3 o'clock in the morning fighting a porn addiction. Look, you see all these niggas laughing. That's why they know what they're doing. It should be, rough though.
Speaker 4It should be heavy in the back, x-rated. It's my nightcap. Shut the fuck up, man. Tell them all. I got their business. It's saying no, caroline, you can't watch Pornhub, no more, you got to watch XNXX. Goddamn XNXX that shit rough them motherfuckers. They cut us off, you know we had a problem.
Speaker 3That's why every motherfucker about to shoot each other, them motherfuckers stressed out and it got hot.
Speaker 4Motherfuckers can't relieve they self. We stressed.
Speaker 2We can't do shit, can't spank that monkey, no more that motherfucker on my back.
Speaker 3Get the fuck away from me.
Speaker 4I tell you that shit quiet, Ain't that shit wild bro.
Speaker 1That shit's rough, that shit great that's cryptic by the way I tell you.
Speaker 4But then you got. Well, you got to put your goddamn ID in Shit. Let's see what the fuck I'm watching. Shit, superman, can't beat that out of me. You think you're about to there, you go. You think you think you're about to find this man can't beat that shit, batman bro.
Speaker 2Batman had to be folded up by like a pretzel bro.
Speaker 4That nigga break everything in one of my fingers. What was you watching Right At 2.15. Nigga shit.
Speaker 3You know you're dirty motherfucker. You gonna have to come on and come with me Like. God damn man, I'm sorry shit.
Speaker 4Yeah, I was just like little x-ray.
Speaker 2You're going to have to break these motherfuckers, my mind got clouded y'all that motherfucker there, boy.
Speaker 4I tell you, bro, All this motherfucking interracial shit you watching.
Speaker 3That wasn't really me Go to jail.
Speaker 4Look, look, look, hey, yo look. I know a couple motherfuck history. Three days back. Niggas are sweating. What Huh? Oh, fucking shit, boy Bro, what the fuck man? I know that's terrible.
Speaker 3How the fuck, we get from that Talking about motherfucking cryptics to your motherfucking stomach hurt.
Speaker 2That's the journey that caused Nicole to take her ass long you gotta put your damn ID in to watch them get slipped get fucked up. Watch them home videos facts.
Speaker 4I know a couple motherfuckers that probably almost K'd they be in there typing that number in.
Speaker 3They get to them live stream nah, I'm trying, I can't do it.
Speaker 4Oh shit, I'm gonna take that god damn what you gonna say, bro, oh shit.
Speaker 1God damn, I'm just listening, I'm just listening.
Speaker 4You get to them last three points.
Speaker 2Nah, I trip, I trip.
Speaker 1Damn bro, stop putting it in. Hit the damn photo Then you think the photo's gonna go through. Then it ain't, and you're like, fuck, maybe that's my sign. Fuck this, fuck it. It didn't go through. The picture said it won't clear, though, so that's clear to me. I can't do it. I can't do it. That's the guy I tell you. That's the guy I tell. You's the guy I tell you.
Speaker 3Hey, motherfucker, you got a problem stop jacking yourself up. Stop touching yourself up.
Speaker 4Read a book and they get that look, look. Then you get that post nut clarity you like. Oh, what the fuck was I on?
Speaker 1I'm a pan of light. Damn, my face is on this motherfucker.
Speaker 4I'm a motherfucking theme. I got a motherfucking fiend, I got a problem. Motherfuckers in there.
Speaker 1Motherfuckers in there. In there thinking about shit. You even didn't do this shit. I'm going to walk around and go to work mad in the morning, man, I remember I did that shit, man.
Speaker 3I was about to work. I jumped this damn car. I said it's hot motherfucker, leave me the fuck alone. I don't want to work. I jumped this damn cock. I said it's hot motherfucker, leave me the fuck alone. I don't want to talk. What's wrong with you? What you think? Yeah, I can't get slippery, goddammit I don't want to be bothered. Get the fuck away from me. Oh, you ain't had your coffee yet I ain't had no coffee, no coffee yet.
Speaker 4Oh my God, bro, y'all fucking stupid. I wonder why they did it. Why did they do that? Anyway, I don't know.
Speaker 1Just to help, I think just to prevent underage little kids to get on the bad side of the internet Because they could freely get on it.
Speaker 3It is a lot of weird I see why they did it too. Kids got more access to the internet.
Speaker 1Man fuck, fuck them kids.
Speaker 3No, bro, bro, no, don't fucking kids, because that's how the creepy ass motherfucking say that shit, I'm gonna.
Speaker 4I'm gonna say I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, bro, like if you which is, I know it's out there, because sex sales that's out there, the industry is booming, I mean, but if a kid really want to see it, bro, I tell you that's, that's upon you to kind of restrict that from them and put parental advisories over them.
Speaker 3You know what I'm saying. To be honest, I don't have no kids and I don't know if I should. I'm going to say it. I don't think motherfucking kids should be on the fucking internet any fucking way, Bro. That's why. Not that some of us go outside and get dirty.
Speaker 4That's why I did.
Speaker 3I didn't say ride a bike out there in the street because you know motherf. But like that's why I did bro Play with the backyard.
Speaker 4Play with the backyard. But, like I said, like it's too easy nowadays. You know we used to have sneaking. Like I told you, get them cassette tape. Goddamn, you had to rewind them right back. Booty tote. That's my old shit.
Speaker 3I went ahead on 40-year-old verse the box of porn.
Speaker 4Yeah, no cap bro. You had to sneak through and take his run, Then you had to rewind and write back Whatever it was, or you get one of them Hot links or whatever.
Speaker 1You call them up On the phone. You know that old shit they used to do. Oh, yeah, you talking about Like chat rooms. Oh yeah, like old phones you know Used to have like this. Yeah, it used to be phone sex, like Pippa used to do they used to be industry and they get a bill in the mail.
Speaker 4You didn't know that, bro. Like you just shocked over there, bro, you didn't know that right, but we just said hot link.
Speaker 3Like what the fuck you mean the hot link?
Speaker 1yeah, it's like, it's like something they would call that kind of service or whatever. And then I guess you would talk like to some random chick. She'd be like did she be over there?
Speaker 2I'm so hot, hey, you think it's a chick, until they say W5, witch, witch, w5.
Speaker 3She put a spell on me.
Speaker 2She put a spell on me.
Speaker 3I could I?
Speaker 4could just be on the phone, like to that hot ass phone Be trying to beat your meat. Look Y'all in the middle of talking. That bitch just sneezed.
Speaker 3I do Damn it. I gotta go ahead and try to catch him again.
Speaker 2I'd have been like damn, give me my money back.
Speaker 4That's my goddamn time, Like you know you trying to do that Nasty bitch.
Speaker 3Nasty bitch you be down. Bad this bitch. Have a cold or something sniffling.
Speaker 4I'm like what the fuck? Dude Bitch, get a cough, drop, Get up one of them halls.
Speaker 1Recall us. You got a corner store down the street. Go get some ginger ale. Ginger ale and some hoes Call it a day.
Speaker 2Oh shit, damn brother.
Speaker 1Turn the air off, sweat it out.
Speaker 4Yeah, cryptids, we the cryptids, God damn it. I bet that's crazy. They probably looking at us Dead men somewhere, motherfuckers.
Speaker 3Crazy motherfuckers, just the homies man. Oh my God bro, Holy sheep, shit batman how many times have we actually recorded that we actually stayed on top of the whole fucking episode, y'all should know by now.
Speaker 4It's just clickbait like damn it got. It got better and better as we go we listen bro.
Speaker 2hey, we got. We got five, nine stars, though. I mean we got five, nine stars though I mean we got nine, five stars, sorry. And we finally reached 100 listeners too. Shout out to all y'all. Thanks for the support. I'm glad y'all listened, appreciate it.
Speaker 3I said, ooh baby, but yeah, they're going to probably tell us y'all need to stay on top.
Speaker 2Look, look, look we, sorry we can't help it. We haven't seen each other in so long we just really kicking back and, uh, shooting the shit y'all yeah I mean, as long as y'all fuck with us and enjoy it, then you know enjoy the ride, get the good laughs out. You know, everybody need a one on one after a long day bro laughter is the best medicine.
Speaker 3Speaking speaking how was y'all for j July?
Speaker 4That bitch ass one day. I only got one day. Y'all motherfuckers got it Did you, I went to work.
Speaker 1They over there they were bumping for fuck y'all I mean, we had it, it was optional for us and I was just like you know what I'm going to do, what I got to do when I get here and I'm going to leave.
Speaker 3And I left at like 11 o'clock. It's going to be double time, shit, I ain't going.
Speaker 4They want an optional for me. I just realized you don't got no lights in this, motherfucker bro, oh shit.
Speaker 3I dare so don't. He'll be in the dark bro Nah bro, I don't want to come in this motherfucker's house. Is it haunted? Nah, I sleep peaceful.
Speaker 4Shit, shit. Anything in his mother. They gonna run out when this motherfucker Snow Shit Motherfucker. Ah, bro Bitch.
Speaker 3That motherfucker Shooing up that motherfucker Ain't no telling, no better.
Speaker 4Y'all think a monster bro, that motherfucker Probably walking down the street. Take off running Cause he coming in, this motherfucker.
Speaker 3It's something to say. He can't stand water, but he sound like he underwater.
Speaker 4I don't give a fuck if y'all hear this live, making y'all laugh, though, yeah, shit talking about how I snore shit. I be tired that heat be on my ass during the day nigga saw a log back there. Boy, it be like that it be my dog man. I'm telling you, that's just phenomenal, bro. I'm telling you, bro, y'all, I'm telling you the truth If I get a recording one day, bro, good God.
Speaker 3I'm suing you for defamation. It ain't no fucking defamation. You damn got me.
Speaker 1Man look I've been down, Like my defense has been down, Damn man there have been times where I've been tired and I just sit there in the couch, I just fall asleep like an old man. Like an old man this motherfucker.
Speaker 3I knocked on some of his door. I'm like nah, he about to walk in. That motherfucker, he probably in there getting slippery. I remember one day I did. I didn't. I opened the damn door. This motherfucker was raised up like the fucking Undertaker he sure did bro. I said oh, hell fucking hell.
Speaker 1I'm in like another. There's something to sleep like this, bro. No, I was trying to.
Speaker 3I don't know, I don't know who the fuck sleep like this? I don't sleep like this.
Speaker 1I'm a vampire, bro. You got to realize that.
Speaker 3I said, oh hell, no, what the land of Caucasian shit is this Vampire?
Speaker 4Remember when we said welcome to House of Vampire.
Speaker 1Surprise the damn Undertaker theme song that come on. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3Oh shit.
Speaker 1Smoke start rising up.
Speaker 3I would have missed all the motherfucking steps. I would have ran out that motherfucker bro, oh shit bro, oh shit bro, oh fuck.
Speaker 2Is there more crypt that y'all got or what y'all thinking? What we got on there?
Speaker 4Oh, bro, I ain't going to want motherfucking.
Speaker 3fuck, I don't know what to follow that bro, I'm ready to whoop these motherfucking asses, bullshit.
Speaker 2They don't want to smoke. I got it ready. We're going to cut it on post.
Speaker 3Hey, yo, you hear that that's fucking heat, that bullshit.
Speaker 4That's what it is Like a box of rocks, don't it, huh? Y'all can't see it it sound like it, this shit got a lot of weight to it.
Speaker 3Y'all some hate motherfuckers. I'm just messing around.
Speaker 2It's my tokens. It's my tokens. Oh, oh yeah, I know that's right oh okay, I thought it was your token. They're going to hear it back. Oh man Just looking, damn. Oh, these are tokens.
Speaker 3They're my tokens.
Speaker 2Nah, this one's crazy bro. It's not a token legendary creature flying in. Oh shit, my fault.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm fucking with you.
Speaker 2I forgot the dice and everything at the house, shit, what is it? I forgot the die. Die the dice bro?
Speaker 4Oh, because I bought dice and I bought tokens, bro. I bought a, bought what you call it tokens oh okay, you know, think about it, check.
Speaker 3I called this motherfucker man, shut the fuck up y'all.
Speaker 2I don't have none of your stuff here no, I ain't got no dice.
Speaker 3I always use his, but I called this motherfucker. I said I called him and J-Rock. I said hey, don't forget shit. I ain't going to forget shit, you motherfucker.
Speaker 4I don't sound like that, you big belly bastard. I ain't going to forget shit. I really wanted them tokens, bro. Those are going to come in handy, I told Jordan.
Speaker 3I said Jordan, make sure they forget for motherfucking. Don't forget shit. Shut the fuck up yeah. I forgot the dice I forgot the dice.
Speaker 4Them tokens are going to come in this way Because I copy shit, oh my god.
Speaker 2So what are we going to? Do I guess I'll get the improvised bro Alright we'll just write it on the phone. If we run out of tokens or whatever, just write it on your phone. I ain't got nothing with this deck right here, I ain't got nothing. Somebody got a little something over here.
Speaker 3You want to drive to the house and get it. What that's not, drive, bro.
Speaker 4That's 30. That's a whole 30 minutes right there, bro. Yeah, it is ain't it.
Speaker 3Yeah, jack, oh, we go by the car shop.
Speaker 2I don't know what time they close. They close at like 6, I think 7?.
Speaker 4What time?
Speaker 2is it 5.39. Let's see.
Speaker 4Car shops near me. Yeah, what they selling there, sailing there everything all right bet, we can get uh three miles away from here oh yeah, I could probably pick up some dice in there. Yeah, y'all want to go yeah, yeah, I'm down.
Speaker 2All right guys, so it's only 10 minutes away bet well, I guess that's going to end this episode. Then, right yeah, sorry guys, we didn't say much about cryptid y'all we we were bad about it. We'll get better about it. There's no excuse. I know we keep saying this and that and this and that.
Speaker 3But, like we said, we talk about it, then we have our banter.
Speaker 2Yes, then the side conversation, then a brand challenge.
Speaker 4That we just a bunch of friends having fun.
Speaker 2We done told y'all we didn't told y'all it doesn't buy it all about the lives again. How's it feel, gotcha bitch? Message no, I'm just playing. We appreciate y'all listening we really do appreciate all the love the, the support, all the listens and everything you know.
Speaker 3And, by the way, I'm not the dumb friend of the group.
Speaker 4Where the fuck that come from.
Speaker 3The conversation being joined.
Speaker 4Oh, okay, okay.
Speaker 2Like I said, we hit a hundred listeners y'all. We appreciate the support and everything.
Speaker 2We're going to have video coming out of the last episode. We're going to have video coming out of the last episode. We're going to have a little bit from this episode, but we couldn't record all the way. Again, my camera. Please, somebody give me tips, give me something, guys. I know y'all listening but y'all not giving me input, please, please. But yeah, we're going to have that magic night tonight, so y'all be on the lookout for that video content. Then I was going to do my collection again, but I didn't bring everything again because it was just too much to bring. So, you know, I brought some, but I didn't bring everything. Yeah, so well, I don't know if there's anything else we got coming up. We got this and then we'll probably. I want to get a group stream. I know we've always been talking about it, but I'm looking forward to actually having a group stream.
Speaker 2Come on, and you know.
Speaker 4Talk about the raid.
Speaker 2It don't matter raid or just getting together.
Speaker 4Yeah, that raid gonna be great, but we're gonna have to watch that.
Speaker 2We're gonna have to watch that, but that raid gonna have us having a fucking headache if we don't we're gonna come up with something, because I know we keep saying we need content and everything, but we never put nothing out.
Speaker 4We're going to get better about that. It's a process. It's a process, but we're building one day. There's some stuff in the making, and that's on our part. The individuals too. Willie be saying sorry for it, but he be the one putting in the most work. Excuse me, rev.
Speaker 2No, bro, no no, excuse me, rev. No, bro, we got it, bro, but it's just schedules. Like we said, we're doing 9 to 5. We really got micromanaging time, but we're going to y'all can use us as an example that you got a 9 to 5, you can still chase your dream and do what you want to do no cap. You're you want to do. You're gonna lose your sleep. Be ashamed of getting a nine to five. Yeah, but you gotta yeah don't be ashamed, shit.
Speaker 4Get your bread up and then put that money towards whatever you want to do, something that you have. You know that's wheeled out the way, bro.
Speaker 2That's right hustle and bustle guys.
Speaker 4Y'all got it, guys, girls, whatever, you know, everybody bro yeah, no cab bro, all right, damn fellas hyenas hyenas out there but uh, I think that's gonna wrap it up for us from uh me pharaoh hysteria that's right, jay rock. We never plug in our stuff anymore oh yeah, bro, but see, like I I don't know if I'm streaming or not, but see, it's crazy because we plug it in.
Speaker 2But somebody followed you from. Yeah, a couple people followed you, didn't they?
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, they did, but I'd be streaming just now, all hours of the night, bro, I'd be streaming everything.
Speaker 2Yeah, because Pharaoh put his VODs up in like saves after he streams, and we went on there. He had like 20, 30 something views, like people came to see your stuff, bro.
Speaker 4I'm going to tell you, though, that killer clowns, bro. That shit dude. I felt I was gonna say that motherfucker's best, on that shit. That's pretty funny though.
Speaker 2Yeah, bro, diego, bro, diego, be having us rolling. Yeah, I see that bitch, right there, get her, get her, get her yeah.
Speaker 4I got you bitch. Yeah, that shit, let's cocoon him, don't cocoon that.
Speaker 2That's what DJ he's like.
Speaker 3Don't cocoon him, don't cocoon that. That's what DJ and Pharaoh say.
Speaker 2He's like don't cocoon that mother, execute that mother it's a fun game, guys.
Speaker 4I highly recommend you check out that game. But again.
Speaker 2Y'all, we appreciate it. I mean, did y'all want to plug any J-Rock? You want to plug any of your stuff in? People follow you, come check you out, whatever your psn account or anything like that. Bro, just a way, uh, I mean get yourself out.
Speaker 1Mainly the only channel I really have and like it's just, I ain't really a channel, it's just my, my game account username is eternal maniac. I mean I basically just play video games. I mean I haven't really streamed. I'm sort of like new to this, so I guess patience. You got a TikTok account or something I got a TikTok account, but I don't really post anything or nothing like that, it's just the one just to surf through, bro.
Speaker 4I got one too. I need to make my official too, and the YouTube I need to post some. I need to go ahead and just download my shit off my Twitch to my YouTube, but anyway, I'm going to go ahead and just throw mine out here, just so you know. Y'all want to follow me. Ferro Stereo on Twitch. Man, I literally play every fucking thing in this cosmos, bro, and I do be with my homies. You know, goddamn Rev Grunt, yayo J-Rock and everything, bro, but Pharoah Steria, f-e-r-a-l-y-s-t-e-r-i-a, that's Pharoah Steria Twitchcom. Come in there, chat with me.
Speaker 3I don't give a fuck, I guess just follow me, who we? Going to follow, follow Jesus.
Speaker 4No, no, preach the word man, he's the word.
Speaker 2We're going to preach the word.
Speaker 3No, but you can follow me on Twitch, youtube, tiktok. I don't have Facebook, but it's Greta Repraisal G-R-U-D-D-Y-R-I. Yes, lord, repraise him.
Speaker 2Tell him like that. Yeah, I think I spelled it wrong. To be honest with you, bro.
Speaker 3I always spell the shit wrong bro.
Speaker 2F-O-S-H-E-T and you can follow your boy Reverence R-E-V-E-R-N-Z-E. I just made my TikTok account but my thing was spelled wrong. I don't know why, but I got to wait a month to change my name to R-E-V-E-R-N-Z-E. So that's some bullshit. It's all good, bro, so y'all can follow me on there. I'm going to post some stuff and whatnot. We're going to get this all situated.
Speaker 2But yeah, again, again, thanks, we appreciate y'all listening shout out to all those people that have been loyal, been sticking to the podcast, listening to us putting in input mostly our friends. You know I mean shout out to all the people in the other states. You know they've been listening to it too.
Speaker 4We got people in South Carolina.
Speaker 2Yeah, appreciate y'all somebody in California listened to us. Somebody in Alabama, bama Bunch of people in North Carolina like from Kernersville, winston-salem Bama, bama Bunch of people in North Carolina, like from Kernersville, went to Salem I can't remember where else there's a bunch of people, turkey, there's somebody from Turkey Listening to us too. And then two people from Japan.
Speaker 4Yes, sir. So shout out to y'all. We're gonna be worldwide, bro, one of these motherfucking day. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2That's right, bro. Adi Gato. I appreciate y'all bro. I appreciate y'all bro.
Speaker 1I guess I can just announce my TikTok account. I mean, it's eternalmaniac13. You spell it out for him, bro. Yeah, e-t-e-r-n-a-l-m-a-n-i-a-c.
Speaker 2Is that together or?
Speaker 1spaced Together. Okay, there you go, and that's my TikTok account, j-rock.
Speaker 2Y'all can find him on there. Give him some love and support y'all. We're posting stuff up soon. So again, we appreciate y'all. We'll catch you on the next one.
Speaker 4All right, peace, peace, chka-chka.
