Kosmic Cove

Bee Encounters, MTG Rant , and Medieval Marvels: Geek Culture Unleashed

July 01, 2024 Hosted by: Revernze, Feral Hysteria, Gruddy Reprisal Episode 7
Bee Encounters, MTG Rant , and Medieval Marvels: Geek Culture Unleashed
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Kosmic Cove
Bee Encounters, MTG Rant , and Medieval Marvels: Geek Culture Unleashed
Jul 01, 2024 Episode 7
Hosted by: Revernze, Feral Hysteria, Gruddy Reprisal

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Ever wondered what happens when you combine searing North Carolina heat, anime, and an unexpected run-in with honeybees? We'll take you through our hilarious and slightly sweaty adventures, including the chaotic prep for a recent party. Picture us dodging bees and setting up fans, all while managing smokers and grilling up a storm. Join us as we laugh about the sticky summer and share the joy of reconnecting with friends, plus, a little lesson on the importance of bees versus wasps thrown in for good measure.

Struggling to beat the heat and master Magic: The Gathering? We’ve got you covered! Check out our shoutout to Game Nights and their awesome content. Dive into our talks on card strategies, from poison and proliferate to surprising combos with Mishra and Assassin's Creed-themed cards. Get ready to upgrade your decks with us and explore some exciting new card synergies that could change your game.

From the world of Kaiju Manga to the absurdity of superhero insurance, join us for a rollercoaster of topics that range from iconic anime series like "Classroom Assassination" and "Demon Slayer" to deep dives into "Game of Thrones" lore and medieval warfare. Whether it's debating the logistics of living in a monster-threatened city or the quirks of our own vocal insecurities, there's something for every geek culture fan. Plus, we tackle historical battles, Native American tactics, and wrap it up with a good laugh about voice tones and morning disorientation. Tune in for a mix of humor, strategy, and heartfelt conversations!

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Like the episode, have a question or opinion? Send us a text!! 5 star reviews only (LOL)

Ever wondered what happens when you combine searing North Carolina heat, anime, and an unexpected run-in with honeybees? We'll take you through our hilarious and slightly sweaty adventures, including the chaotic prep for a recent party. Picture us dodging bees and setting up fans, all while managing smokers and grilling up a storm. Join us as we laugh about the sticky summer and share the joy of reconnecting with friends, plus, a little lesson on the importance of bees versus wasps thrown in for good measure.

Struggling to beat the heat and master Magic: The Gathering? We’ve got you covered! Check out our shoutout to Game Nights and their awesome content. Dive into our talks on card strategies, from poison and proliferate to surprising combos with Mishra and Assassin's Creed-themed cards. Get ready to upgrade your decks with us and explore some exciting new card synergies that could change your game.

From the world of Kaiju Manga to the absurdity of superhero insurance, join us for a rollercoaster of topics that range from iconic anime series like "Classroom Assassination" and "Demon Slayer" to deep dives into "Game of Thrones" lore and medieval warfare. Whether it's debating the logistics of living in a monster-threatened city or the quirks of our own vocal insecurities, there's something for every geek culture fan. Plus, we tackle historical battles, Native American tactics, and wrap it up with a good laugh about voice tones and morning disorientation. Tune in for a mix of humor, strategy, and heartfelt conversations!

Follow us on our socials: Youtube and Twitch @Revernze, Youtube and Twitch @feralhysteria, and Youtube and Twitch @Gruddyreprisal

Follow us on Facebook @TheOfficial Kosmic Cove
Follow us on Instagram @Kosmic_Cove
Follow us on Tik Tok @Kosmic_Cove

Thank you for listening, sharing and following

Much Love-----Kosmic Cove

Speaker 1:

Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark.

Speaker 3:

I was born in it, molded by it. I see death, cosmic Code, vicozad, just about anime. So I'm here with my homeboys Gritty.

Speaker 2:

And the boy reverence Boom, yo boy. So um, I'm here with my homeboys gritty and the boy reverence boom.

Speaker 3:

All right, everybody, welcome to this day. Uh, we're just gonna go over, uh, some of the animes we watched and new ones, and if uh y'all want to put us on from a couple, uh, just leave in the bottom of the comments. So uh, well.

Speaker 2:

Before anything, though it's been a while since we've seen each other y'all, I want to put us on with a couple. Yeah, just leave me a comment, well before anything, though it's been a while since we've seen each other y'all. We had been a minute Life and life. That's right we got caught up with so much last week.

Speaker 3:

We're going to catch up. Yeah, first of all, how was your week, bro?

Speaker 1:

How was your week, weekends or whatever, bro? It was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock, bro. Hotter than a fat baby's ass, I'm telling you. I thought I was about to die.

Speaker 2:

Saturday Bro, he is just disgusting out there, bro, he is dude, he's serious bro.

Speaker 3:

And it's really the humidity fellas.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Like what happens down over here. Okay, we got bipolar weather and then in the NC, the big NC. What is it?

Speaker 1:

Triad Piedmont and what Triad Piedmont and shit. I don't know for real. Triad Piedmont and what the fuck? It's North Carolina shit.

Speaker 2:

But anyway it'll rain and then the sun come, smack the fuck out and burn us all up.

Speaker 3:

You know, like them crabs, y'all be eating with them crab balls.

Speaker 2:

That's what it's like we're looking like some steamed buns Fucking air fryer for real, bro.

Speaker 3:

That's what y'all doing to them. Poor ass crabs, I don't want to eat no more.

Speaker 1:

You got a big belly and she be looking like cold peps out there bitch Cold peps. Gotta have a handkerchief. You feel me he's like what's wrong with me?

Speaker 3:

I'm fighting for my life.

Speaker 1:

You're fighting for your life.

Speaker 2:

Damn bro, it has been too hot.

Speaker 3:

I don't got a big back. I'm sweating like that man.

Speaker 2:

For the party last weekend, bro, I had to get them fans, bro. Them fans saved our lives, bro. If I was out there in that heat, bro, hell no, we had them big fans going, pshh.

Speaker 1:

I hate that I missed it bro.

Speaker 2:

Bro, it's all good. Bro, you had your stuff to do too, bro, so it's all good, I told them, bro.

Speaker 1:

We was up all day, man bro. I was up the night before Trying to get shit done. I took like a three hour nap. I was like man, I'm ready for this shit to be over.

Speaker 3:

I didn't go to sleep Until about Five or six and I got cleaned up and then helped you, but that shit I don't know about. But shit bro. Then, man, I went down to the party. I went to sleep early that night. I think everybody went to sleep early.

Speaker 2:

But you're telling me I was up at two in the morning that day. Two in the morning. I was like I gotta get ready to smoke this meat at least at four. Bro, I had so much shit going on. I was like bro, I went to go prep the meat or whatever. Well, I got the smokers ready, the charcoal and everything burning because we did record that the friday prior.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so yeah, okay, okay, okay, no doubt, bro, I went over, got everything set up.

Speaker 2:

Boom boom, boom, put some wood chucks in there. I always be putting too much, but that's beside the point. Um, the flame got away from me bro, but um smoke bro, that shit's a chain smoke me. Right there, new porch. Right there new porch right there man dolls not the 100s.

Speaker 2:

That shit looked like a smoker's lung but I said damn she got away from me, no, but I went inside right and uh, I heard like uh, some buzzing. I was like bro, what is that noise? It sounded like a bunch of uh flies or something. I was like bro, there's flies in here. I look outside, right there by the porch light, bro, there was like eight honeybees or whatever. I'm like bro, what the fuck?

Speaker 1:

that shit was yeah, sweet, yeah, but I was like bro, what the fuck do I do?

Speaker 2:

uh, uh, y'all don't know our friend, but uh, ricky, whatever, the boy, the riddler aka, it was yeah oh. Oh yeah, yayo.

Speaker 3:

Shout out to the boy.

Speaker 2:

Yayo, he's allergic to bees, bro. So I was like, damn, he can't come to the party. Yeah, he's allergic, bro. So I was like I got to get rid of these things. But they're honeybees, I can't kill them, bro.

Speaker 3:

I mean I can, but I'm not a villain, bro Yeahacle, in the nature, in the ecosystem.

Speaker 2:

Stop killing the honeybees. Save them things. Kill them damn wasps, them wasps. It's on site with them wasps bro.

Speaker 1:

I kill them damn wasps. They serve no purpose around this.

Speaker 3:

They actually help, bro, help with what they help with, like just they basically like nature's with vultures and stuff Like bro, like they clean up.

Speaker 1:

so that's what you got vultures, raccoons, possums, everything eats rats.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I say rats too.

Speaker 1:

They do it too rats is like oodles and noodles to the uh, to the animal kingdom.

Speaker 2:

Not everything eats rats what is the food chain for rats?

Speaker 3:

fun fact. I mean, if it's a whole bunch of them, shit don't mess with them.

Speaker 3:

You gotta understand back in the uh and the, yeah, the black play, bro, the black play you remember? In France, they was terrified to go in the tunnels of France. Bro, I would too, because they told me, right, they literally, bro, that's what the rat king come from, or whoever bro. They said basically, bro, it was like millions of rats in a tunnel, so if they go in, and they were hungry, so you go in there, nah, it don't take that long. For what? How many rats, million rats to eat you bro, Knock him down.

Speaker 2:

knock him down, Spread his ass over Plane in there. Soup, soup, soup soup.

Speaker 3:

Y'all know how them banks, where you put the little what you call it. That's how you Stupid fuck.

Speaker 2:

No, but them, the honeybees, were there, right. So I was like At least they're outside. I'ma close the doors, we'll be alright. I go inside. Get the stuff out the fridge. You know, get the, get the Boston butt, get the brisket out. Everything looking good. I hear what the fuck is that? Stuff out the fridge. You know, get the, get the boston butt, get the brisket out. Everything looking good. I hear what the fuck is that. But I look around. I look up at the top, right there on the light, where there's like six of them flying right there. I'm like damn, they got inside.

Speaker 2:

And then, uh, my daughter vivi, she was awake, and blanco's awake too, and they're like in the living room. It's like literally across or whatever, or. And, uh, she came to the kitchen. I'm like bro, she gonna get stung. Bro, what do I do, bro, what do I do? And blanca just went to the living room and no, she came to the kitchen and she was like watch out, I gotta make her a bottle. I'm like there's bees in here and she's like what you gonna do about it, I don't know. So I mean, I felt like I was the only one overreacting whatever. She was just like whatever. So I was like bro, I don't know what to do because ricky he's allergic, like I said, so now they're inside. So I was like bro, I gotta get rid of these things before the party, because if he gets stung that's game over for the boy. We ain't gonna pick up his respawn card, no cap but um, I managed to get them out.

Speaker 2:

Long story short, I got them out. Um, they were just tired or something, because whenever, um I cut off the porch light, they literally just sat there. They were like they seen wheat. So I picked them up with the napkin and I placed them down. They literally just fell over.

Speaker 1:

So I don't know if they died?

Speaker 2:

I don't know if they was exhausted or what, but some of them put over by my tomato plants, bro, so hopefully they pollinate that shit for your boy. Help him, help him, but yeah, I got rid of them.

Speaker 1:

Bro Cool, that's a pretty cool solution.

Speaker 2:

Yeah shit.

Speaker 1:

You get some tomatoes. Try to get rid of shit, man, I got you bro.

Speaker 2:

I got you, bro, I got you, I'm fucking tomatoes, man Good old tomato sandwich. That's right, that's right. I'm fucking tomatoes, bro. You don't want that mayo bro.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, that's it right there what.

Speaker 2:

You don't like mayo? Oh, you need that mayo in that tomato sandwich you damn right With the pepper Pow pow.

Speaker 3:

I hate it for you, bro, put that shit in the microwave, watch what it do, watch what it do that motherfucker, had your whole god damn house loud go ahead about three minutes.

Speaker 2:

See what he get you after I had to deal with the bees, bro, like I put the meat in the smoker or whatever, or started smoking it, bro. It was going good but, like I said, I put too much wood chunks in bread. Shit caught fire.

Speaker 2:

I was like damn damn, all this shit's going in but um, long story short, the meat was no good, so I had to go buy some more. That shit was too smoked, bro. That shit was like it was like charred, real bad on the outside. But like I started like cleaning it up, right, and uh, I started picking at the inside, bro, it tastes like straight up smoke. I was like, oh bro, there's no good, no bueno, bro. So chuck that shit away, bro.

Speaker 2:

I got some brand new stuff bro that shit was good though yeah, it came out pretty good all that food red hots was good yeah, I know, bro, I hate that we can't get to enjoy it, don't worry about it, it's gonna be another day, that's right.

Speaker 2:

July 4. Y'all be on the lookout, don't look out. Oh shit, that's right. Um other news, my bad guys. We haven't started the episode yet. We haven't caught up with each other in so long, so we're gonna have to banter a little bit. But y'all can skip past this if y'all want to. Um july 4 y'all working or y'all not working? Nah shit, I'm off. What about that friday?

Speaker 1:

nah, when's my last day?

Speaker 2:

oh, when's your last day, yeah I'm gonna go back to monday.

Speaker 3:

I don't know about me um they might give it to. They don't know yet.

Speaker 2:

On friday I'm gonna go ahead and call in bro.

Speaker 3:

I'm just messing.

Speaker 2:

But so Magic Night, I'm thinking about doing the Magic Night July 4th, weekend-ish around that time, because the boy, diego, is flying in from Mexico. Y'all Chum-chum.

Speaker 2:

Sir Dr Ganopolis, that's right, coming straight from the plane Straight from the motherland Ancestors, and he should be flying in this week Thursday coming up. And then I talked to Ricky about Magic and he said he was pretty interested in it. He said he would buy a commander deck. So he's going to get a commander deck. I told Diego about it. He said, yeah, he'll try it out, so he's going to be playing too. And then your boy got a commander deck coming in. Oh, you do. Yes, sir, what you got coming in surprise bro.

Speaker 1:

I'm keeping something. I just uh what deck you planning on using bro I don't know.

Speaker 3:

I think this what you call it got all the decks, bro? Yeah, you do, man, I'm uh. Nah, I might go ahead. Just uh, spruce it up a little bit. I'll probably just go ahead. Finish, because you know I've been having it in my Amazon witch card. I think I'm going to go ahead and buy the Fallout series.

Speaker 2:

Oh, you're going to get it All of them or just one of them, all of them, no doubt. I heard it here.

Speaker 1:

I don't know what I want to use man.

Speaker 3:

I know I want to use a deck. See, since we go up against some novice, I ain't gonna go yeah, yeah, no offense bro y'all got got a little something.

Speaker 2:

Power level eight said I end the game in 10 turns. I ain't gonna use dragon, hey man bro, I was, I was worried about that. I was like bro, I gotta get something from stupid ass dragons. Bro, those shits are how you and I was like bro, I got to get something from stupid-ass dragons.

Speaker 1:

Bro, those shits are how you I'm going to tell you one secret Any dick that I have is going to have at least two or three dragons in it, at least Y'all heard it here first Ricky, I love dragons, man it's going to have at least two or three dragons. It's going to be probably like a burn dragon. I'm gonna have a dragon in that motherfucker, but I'm trying to win because you're gonna have reach for him bro or you gotta have something that can take him away take him away

Speaker 2:

because, there's a car. There's a car you can use to uh prevent flying, like you can make them. It's this, I have it in that binder, I think, but it prevents them from flying for a turn. So you can take away flying and then whack, is it?

Speaker 1:

and I whack, is it some um, some sorceries where they can uh target?

Speaker 2:

uh, actually, creatures just fly and some shit, okay I have a I have one in that binder that, uh, it's like a shackle. It puts on them well, that's what it shows on the card, but it like prevents them from attacking for a turn. It's's a little light cigarette, something light, something like bro I got.

Speaker 1:

I got something for that one, for that dragon deck, hopefully, and then I was worried about the dragon.

Speaker 2:

No, no, I know.

Speaker 3:

But just in case, bro, just in case y'all know you gotta get smart and y'all gotta pull that you want to smoke do we want this clip, this clip, this clip this if I, if I pull out, I have a storm of dragon, I pull out season I got who got that poison dick?

Speaker 2:

no, and I got that counter poison I got.

Speaker 3:

I got the uh urza, I got the what's the other one?

Speaker 1:

hey, motherfucker, you got every dick that came out.

Speaker 3:

I know right, I'm trying to think, bro, I've been messing up though, bro, what you mean? Because I ain't really been like, because I'm no modern horizons bro. But bro, I'm telling you, bro, I've been't really been like because I'm no Modern Horizons bro, but bro, I'm telling you, bro, I've been looking at it.

Speaker 1:

We did watch the.

Speaker 3:

Not the Modern Horizons, one yet which?

Speaker 1:

especially did we watch.

Speaker 3:

We watched Cowboy Junction.

Speaker 1:

Oh, Cowboy Junction, hey Game Nights.

Speaker 3:

Love your content. Yeah, love your content. Appreciate you.

Speaker 2:

Oh dang, it got too hot, Damn Well, no video content for y'all. We got half an episode. It gets too hot, bro.

Speaker 3:

I seen the other ones. It got what you was looking at. It got an eternal fan in it bro.

Speaker 2:

That thing is so expensive bro.

Speaker 3:

We're going to have to get one of these $200?

Speaker 1:

$2,000, bro, $2,000 eternal fan and I was like that thing is so expensive, bro, we're gonna have to get it one of these two, two hundred two grand two grand.

Speaker 2:

I'm gonna get one of these days watch sound like casa now, when he was making that bet with uh 21 Savage. What'd he say 20 down for?

Speaker 1:

however much they were betting. I mean, we just looked down the middle ways.

Speaker 2:

I don't know what that is, bro. I'm not good man. I think that's just $300 on my part, bro, but I don't know, hey yo. But we'll figure it out bro.

Speaker 3:

I think it's like $600 a piece. No, it ain't $600, because that's $12. No, it is $600 a piece, ain't it no?

Speaker 1:

$700? $. Yeah, that's $600 a piece, ain't it no? $700? Yeah, $700 a piece.

Speaker 3:

That ain't bad though.

Speaker 2:

We'll see. Dad will probably boost us to a whole new level.

Speaker 3:

But I ain't going to lie to you. We're going to guard that thing with our life. Bro, you're going to have to shoot me, motherfucker.

Speaker 1:

I'm in, mr Drax, that's right bro, stay right here Jackson Tobin Guard that motherfucker.

Speaker 2:

The guardian yeah Guardian.

Speaker 3:

But Most definitely. But yeah, we gonna see. Bro, I ain't gonna pull out Nothing too crazy.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, they got OP decks y'all Nah.

Speaker 3:

I ain't gonna pull out, I want fun Like actual he got poison.

Speaker 2:

He got proliferate. He ain't got it all.

Speaker 3:

Poison Proliferate. We got, we got counters. What's that one? They merge. Mishra man, you could wipe out the whole If it ain't an artifact gone Everything.

Speaker 1:

The motherfucker going to hit a merge. Fucking Mishra man Bro.

Speaker 2:

Bro. I seen that Assassin's Creed one, bro, where you can win the game instantly. Oh shit, it's like a combo. I don't think I took picture, but it's like, if hold on, let me see. Yeah, y'all keep talking brown much, but uh yeah, we are.

Speaker 3:

I'm gonna just throw them out there. You know, just cuz I always wanna. Now I probably do a upgrade.

Speaker 1:

Calm for it too right, you've been talking about upgrading your damn deck, since I'm gonna be.

Speaker 2:

Oh shit.

Speaker 3:

Read the combo, bro.

Speaker 2:

That's the combo that one just came out. I think it just recently.

Speaker 3:

Menace Assassin spells. You guys have Freerunner.

Speaker 2:

I think it came out today or sometime this week.

Speaker 3:

SEO deals combat damage to a player. You may pay if that player has less 10 or less life when you do, oh shit, so essentially assassination. That's gonna be at the witch call though, bro, here you go, but it's gonna. It's gonna essentially be like at the. That's not a bad combo, bro yeah, it's not, but what's the what's the other guy I didn't see, I accidentally clicked on it there you go anything death touch. I didn't see it. I accidentally clicked on it. Are you good Anything?

Speaker 2:

Death touch Other assassin.

Speaker 3:

Kip plus one. Whenever I play, I lose the game. If they were attacked this turn by an assassin, you control you win the game. Oh, my God.

Speaker 2:

It was like an assassin, because that's what they are pretty much An assassin, hey man.

Speaker 3:

That'd be a good assassin deck. The only thing about that right there you catch somebody with a blue dick. Bro, you're going to hate them. Oh yeah, they're going to try to negate everything. I'm going to tell you, bro, if you got some big monsters or something now, bro, they're going to try to negate.

Speaker 1:

You know who's good for doing that shit? Jordan? Yeah, he do it like as soon as you start to pop man, I want to flip this damn table over.

Speaker 2:

We're about to see, though we're about to see y'all. Y'all be on the lookout. July 4th, we're going to have the magic night, the long-anticipated magic night that we've been talking about for a while now I'm telling you Y'all finna, get it for your eyes.

Speaker 3:

For your eyes, for your ass. Get it for your eyes, for your eyes, for your ass, anyway, anyway, uh, y'all look out for it. But I've been wanting to talk about this, bro. I've been, I've seen it. Bro, kaiju number eight, I know y'all ain't messed with it no, I read the manga, bro, you read the whole manga?

Speaker 2:

no, I haven't read all of it, but I did read the manga for us.

Speaker 3:

So man did you you know I didn't catch up, but I seen it yeah yeah, man bro, that latest episode, bro, with that old boy, oh my God, because he finally showed his form or whatever. But the whole platoon was about to die, so he had to. And now they got my man locked up, bro, and then old girl's father's fighting him, now, bro, beating the wheels off of him, but then basically the kaiju kind of took over because he was going to die. Bro, man yo, that shit is crazy, but anyway, it's getting real good.

Speaker 2:

I can't imagine if that was for real, like real life type of deal.

Speaker 1:

Like bro you got them big ass fucking monsters bro. The hell you supposed to do? Do we have to still go to work and pay bills? They do, they working bro.

Speaker 2:

They cleaning up the dead bodies I'm talking about, like the civilians.

Speaker 1:

Like come home one day Motherfucker ain't dead, get my money back.

Speaker 2:

I seen the meme for, like the Avengers, like imagine you going to work the next day, but the Hulk use your car as a fucking shield or threw your car at them.

Speaker 1:

What the hell am I supposed to use?

Speaker 3:

Superhero car insurance.

Speaker 1:

They got to have insurance, bro. All right, that shit was probably $1,000 a month.

Speaker 3:

I'm telling you, bro, that shit right there bro. But yeah, bro, all that damage and stuff like that, I'd just probably live in the woods somewhere. Like build a tent a teepee be hurt if it get gone.

Speaker 3:

you know what I'm saying oh yeah, that's true, maybe have a nice house and stuff, cars, which I know they probably wouldn't give a fuck less, and you know if a big monster in that way you know there's really one survive in there, but still really god, gotta pay rent like you know what I just paid rent my shit get destroyed.

Speaker 2:

Give me a refund yeah, they need to do what they did, like pictures on the wall like a one punch man, like they had that city sectioned off yeah, yeah, it's like inside that city was like monsters but people still lived in there. But I think maybe it was like cheaper to live there or some shit like that yeah. Maybe I think it was cheaper.

Speaker 1:

When I was watching Classroom Assassination, they said they had the dude, the teacher, he had like a mutation or some shit and they said he was going to blow the world up at the beginning of the year. I'm like man, that bull is hell. Did you ever?

Speaker 2:

watch that one I watched a little bit.

Speaker 3:

Oh there, you fuck with it I watched the whole thing, me and my girlfriend watched all of it. I fuck with it.

Speaker 1:

Man, I fuck with it. Did you finish it? Yeah, yeah, I finished it. Who he?

Speaker 2:

was who he actually was. I was like bruh it makes so much sense, bruh.

Speaker 1:

I was like the Reaper yeah, yeah, yeah. Man. I was like I said damn so the motherfucking world going in. They got to pay this motherfucking light bill.

Speaker 2:

The real question is bruh, was you crying when they got him, bruh?

Speaker 1:

I wasn't crying man but it was sad as hell, especially with them knocks. So he said yeah everybody started crying. At one time I said man, this is sad let me fast forward this shit.

Speaker 2:

15 seconds.

Speaker 1:

He did that last roll call. I was like bro, this shit is depressing.

Speaker 2:

It was good though, but they tried cooking his ass every day at school, bro. Like when, uh, when they use the old boy that looks like a girl and they put the grenade on his chest, I mean his uh chain or whatever. Yeah, bro, that was smart, bro, they was cooking up ideas, bro, but motherfucker was too smart, that's right. But no, it was good, it was pretty good.

Speaker 1:

I like that what was that midnight, professor bitch?

Speaker 3:

professor bitch, yeah, it's.

Speaker 1:

Lavakovich, it's Professor bitch.

Speaker 2:

What about you, Pharoah? You watch any good animes besides the kaiju. I had a kaiju besides kaiju.

Speaker 3:

Let me see, of course, windbreaker. Still, bro, I'm still on that heavy. I thought they finished the season for now.

Speaker 2:

There's still more episodes.

Speaker 3:

No, I think there's one more episode.

Speaker 2:

I watched it.

Speaker 3:

You can kind of induced to four kings or whatever. Bro, that shit was pretty cool. Man Still a Demon Slayer they did the Hush for Training.

Speaker 1:

Don't talk about it because I ain't watched the last episode.

Speaker 3:

That's your fault.

Speaker 1:

I'm waiting for two episodes to come out.

Speaker 2:

They talk to me a lot on episodes and shit.

Speaker 1:

I want at least two episodes to come out so I can watch the shit.

Speaker 2:

Didn't they say that Demon Slayer, the Infinity Castle arc, was going to be put into three movies?

Speaker 3:

I don't know, or they're going to break it up into three movies.

Speaker 2:

I still something like that, but I'm not too sure. Y'all Don't quote me on it, guys. I don't know.

Speaker 3:

Actually they did that. They basically did that with the Moosin arc. I mean Moog and Train main, uh uh lugan train arm, bro, it was just one movie I ain't gonna lie man.

Speaker 1:

That damn chris technique well, I said chris technique, jj cape, but her damn ability when she blam, blam. That's cool as hell though, bro yeah I think she's one of those. Uh, I think she up with up with three I think she may be up three.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I think she may be.

Speaker 1:

No, agatha is up with three ox is ox, then the three Ogza is Ogza then you got Ogza Domo, then Kokushiba I don't know.

Speaker 3:

I think she, she might be, because that's really crazy-ass power.

Speaker 1:

I mean four or five. I think five was the dude that had the split personality.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, that bitch was in her goddamn own dimension. That the most useful one, bro. That's crazy, oh wait.

Speaker 2:

Talk about crazy stuff. I know y'all been seeing the JJK manga. Spoilers, bro, I have.

Speaker 1:

He ain't. No man, no man, don't talk about it, let me just tell you, bro, that shit crazy, crazy bro.

Speaker 3:

You see what they put that shit out.

Speaker 2:

That's all I'm going to say. That shit is we ain't gonna spoil it for you, bro, but damn this shit get crazy that's a real good.

Speaker 3:

Uh, they writing that real good because I didn't even see that shit coming. Like I didn't see it, I ain't neither, bro.

Speaker 2:

All I know is that I can't wait. I can't wait for the animation for it, bro. That and um um one punch man, bro, they've been postponing that shit so much bro I saw that they had to take a hiatus from the manga now. But the new enemy, bro, he's like uh, it's like a infinite void. I think that's his name darkness void. It's like this big freaking galaxy villain thing kind of really Kind of like Galactus in a sense.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay, okay. Hey, didn't you say they're supposed to be making another season of Overlord, a fifth season? Yeah, man, I can't wait, bruh, I watched it. What was it? I think it was last week, bruh, I watched all four seasons of that shit.

Speaker 2:

Was it like that?

Speaker 1:

Bruh, that shit is like that.

Speaker 2:

I only watched the first couple episodes Bro, that shit is like that.

Speaker 1:

It's good. Silence.

Speaker 2:

I like it a whole lot.

Speaker 3:

I fuck with you. I put them on. I told them like the Overlord was one of the first good Ithacais bro.

Speaker 2:

Because I don't like Ithacais. No more.

Speaker 3:

I love them bro.

Speaker 1:

I love them, I mean you can pretty much already know what to expect. Yeah, you feel me. It's still good, though, bro, Especially the little hidden funny shit that I fuck with man.

Speaker 3:

You don't like it. I don't like Easy Cause. I mean I like Overlord, like Easy Cause. I like bro. They're probably the main ones. I ain't saying like I'm hating on them, because some of them still good Like.

Speaker 1:

Re-Monster that. Actually I came out kind of like that shit dark, but but nah, that damn the originals kind of like login horizon um sword art overlord.

Speaker 3:

Sword art was a damn easy guy. Yeah, because that was in the virtual and then, uh, recording the slime. That's the ones I really stick with, bro you like solo leveling. That one's kind of like no excuse me it is kind of, but I like, I like they spin with it bro. It ain't really Isekai-ish. You know what I'm saying, oh remember. Because they got a really good backstory to it, bro. But that Solo Leveling, bro, I be watching that them manga panels all the time.

Speaker 1:

Motherfucker be hey getting crazy. He's a mage type.

Speaker 3:

He's classified as a mage type. He ain't a assassin, he ain't a warrior just because how strong he is.

Speaker 1:

I think the last one I seen he was like a wolf assassin type shit.

Speaker 2:

Oh, when you kill all the wolves in that underground thing or whatever, or like in the subway. No, he killed them somewhere. A bunch of wolves, wasn't it?

Speaker 3:

Yeah, he did.

Speaker 2:

He watched that one and he got the title for it like wolf slayer or some shit like that.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay no, I'm talking about when he um went in the dungeon with the uh, with the um inmates, and he knocked them off. Uh, was he no?

Speaker 3:

he didn't kill the inmates. The other guy did. He got paid to kill the inmates, so one of the inmates killed his daughter. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, and he was a witch god. And then he other people saw it and then he tried to kill them, but he didn't know. Jen Woo was a oh, okay, okay. And then Jen Woo and him got to fighting up in that motherfucker and he was cold.

Speaker 3:

Chad I need to catch up was cold. He did that gaze and that gaze got old boy killed bro. He seen him but all he needed was a nick with the knife, bro. He started getting poisoned, he said. He said he said as you look in the dark, the dark is also looking to you. I said that's cold.

Speaker 1:

Hey, that's a bar.

Speaker 2:

Remember that line because it plays into effect later.

Speaker 1:

Yeah bro that's a ball.

Speaker 2:

Real. I'm going to tell you this bro Jinbu is strong, but there's some dogs out there bro, yeah, some dogs bro Like dogs. That's all I'm going to say. That's all I'm going to say. But what else Besides that? Where's this other one? I haven't watched the baki versus king, and assure you I've been meaning to watch it, but I'm thinking about re-watching king and assure, because I can't remember the characters.

Speaker 3:

I can't remember what the story was yeah, you gotta read, I gotta re-watch it.

Speaker 2:

That fight with him, the fang and uh yeah, what's with some of the match-ups like who who met who?

Speaker 3:

last, I think the uh before the last fight or the last fight. It was the Fang and the Hitman, or the God of War, his name was. He got the witch. Call on his head, bro. That motherfucker is the boxer. You know who I'm talking about.

Speaker 1:

I can't remember.

Speaker 3:

That motherfucker is so fast, bro, that motherfucker, he just be prancing. He look like Steve Fox, he kind of don't he. He look like Steve Fox, he kind of he kind of don't man. I don't know. He don't like Steve Fox because of the way his hair is. He fight like him Because boxing he be like this, he be like. I'm telling you, bro, that motherfucker bad.

Speaker 2:

I think I need to go back and watch it. Yeah, I got to re-watch it because I can't remember the character.

Speaker 3:

He beat the shit out of Defang about what you call it.

Speaker 1:

But I've seen something like how the hell, do you remember all these damn names?

Speaker 3:

I don't know bro, it's a catalog.

Speaker 1:

I can remember like three or four at a time, but I ain't gonna remember the names. I can't remember the names For me, bro.

Speaker 3:

If the fight sequence and I really like the characters, I'm going to remember them and spitting them. It plays out in my head again. Hope you're watching the thing today.

Speaker 2:

Bray, he closed his eyes. Yeah, I remember that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was a good one right there. No cap bro.

Speaker 3:

I can remember watching it bro.

Speaker 1:

It's like stored Like Overlord. I forgot the characters' names already and I just watched it.

Speaker 2:

Who forgot what's her name. Starts with an, a, the Overlord, the one that's obsessed with him.

Speaker 1:

Oh the succubus. Hey, that bitch was bad, though cuz.

Speaker 3:

Hey, that bitch was bad low-key. I felt so bad, bro, when they raided the dungeon their home.

Speaker 1:

Oh, yeah, yeah, the tomb.

Speaker 3:

The tomb of Nazarek, bro, bro, and they thought they was going to get out. Bro. They told her, like I think, that she was the youngest one, she was like the sorcerer of the little adventure squad. She was like they was like, oh go, we were, you know. Basically they sacrificed themselves and she was flying. And she thought it was like, oh go, we were, you know. Basically they sacrificed themselves and she was flying and she thought it was like a sky, but it was really still in the ground and that vampire chick caught up to her. She said I said damn. I said yeah, jack.

Speaker 1:

When I was watching the whole thing. You know how Izekiah is. Some of them, like nowadays, ain't got like a lot of dark shit in it. Didn't know that I forgot there was an old school music.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's the good one bro.

Speaker 1:

Bro, when I look at it. I was like oh, that bitch she about to get out.

Speaker 2:

Nah, that's the good one, though, bro I started seeing people getting knocked off, I said Kill, kill.

Speaker 1:

Oh, oh. Okay, I said hey yo, Because they played into her character and a little bit of her backstory and shit like that, she was going to be successful.

Speaker 3:

That bitch was going to make it Nah.

Speaker 1:

Knocked off. I said, hey, yo Perfect, they do that a couple times.

Speaker 3:

Build them up.

Speaker 1:

Get your feelings.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you follow them.

Speaker 3:

Breaking you. Follow them, bro. And then bam Well, chat. Go ahead, clean his clock. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2:

Pack him up Hot twirl all over your feelings, bro On to the next one Hot twirl.

Speaker 1:

But the damn, what's that motherfucking name? The Butler.

Speaker 3:

The Butler yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, he caught that one fat guy in a witchy collar. Bro, that was that Noble. He punched him in the face, knocked all his teeth out. He said that's not how you treat a lady. And he said, bro, he killed him, though, because he punched through his head.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, bro, they had a fucking underground sex trafficking ring with slave girls. I'm like what the fuck type of anime am I watching?

Speaker 2:

I ain't thinking of anything I said yo. This is crazy. I haven't really watched all that man Like. All I seen was when.

Speaker 1:

I think that was on season two. Was that season two?

Speaker 2:

I just got to the part where he went to that village that was getting attacked by them knights or whatever. It was like the first couple episodes.

Speaker 3:

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

But I did get to see everybody because he got everybody all huddled together, Like was it them two twins or whatever they were yeah, two twins.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I'm hoping. Two they got to see all of them. That was pretty cool. Dark elves yeah, that was dark.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I think they actually made uh uh made the anime like kind of good too. Yeah, I like what animes have. Groups like, uh, hunter x hunter had the phantom trope, um, overlord had his people I'm trying to think um one punch man had like the 10 heroes or whatever. I love when anime demon slayer, yeah the hoshiras because you got like regular people. Then you got the people that are like op or like solo leveling. They got like the hunters.

Speaker 2:

They got s ranks and then they got the national hunters which I was going to say that they got national level. Hunters, bro, dogs, demons, bro, I'm talking about?

Speaker 1:

I'm trying to think what other good, other good joint I've been watching too. I went back, oh, I went back and started watching Dota Dota D-O-T-A. Oh, dota, dota, I said Dota that's about again it's about, um, it's a dragon slayer, the guy oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3:

No, I didn't remember her name, but I remember all about it. Yeah, he was dragon slayer, but then he got his. Uh, there you go. Yeah, the terabyte started flickering, yeah, and then um, yeah, and then he getting up because he was, he said, little mouse yeah, yeah and then motherfucker, he end up. He woke up, but when he finally turned, bro, he was knocking. They head. He took that one bitch he grabbed it, threw that bitch all the way and smacked the castle door.

Speaker 1:

I said, I said god, damn when we got off of them, damn what the fuck was playing last night. Helldivers, helldivers, yeah yeah. I started watching it again. I said damn, it's been a while Forgot what happened.

Speaker 2:

This was all leading up to the main point of the convo right here, sizzling it up. You know we got to let that thing marinate. So, and according to the new elden ring dlc, we're gonna be talking about uh, what's his name? Because he did play a part into elden ring right, the dude who created a game of george r r martin right, he did like have a. He did help out with elden ring, didn't?

Speaker 3:

he, yeah, he, uh, actually wrote a whole bunch of the lore for it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so we're gonna be talking about that Game of Thrones. Some of his work Game of Thrones, bro.

Speaker 3:

But yeah, he didn't bro.

Speaker 2:

Did you watch it ever, sir? I've been so busy. Yeah, I came.

Speaker 3:

But no Game of Thrones. George RR Martin, bro. He even said he had a really quote. I saved it for a while, bro. He said boy, villain never starts out as a villain. He said he's just thinking what he's doing is right. Some people really are assholes, but usually they don't start off that way. He said that's how you write them, bro.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I saw something like that. It was on TikTok. It was like what would be your last words before you realized that you were the villain the whole time, or like that. Or like your friend was the villain the whole time, or like that, or like your friend was the villain the whole time. So people like made some good lines, bro. Like say, you had a final battle, you killed all the people, and then like innocent people died too, or whatever, and your friends like finally the balance, or something like that, like some cold line bro. They was all saying cold lines like I wouldn't be a villain, so I'd be a hero. I don't care if Ray said it'd be cringy, but I'd be out there. Mm. Mm. This a villain.

Speaker 1:

Mm, mm. I don't know. I think I'd probably be a villain.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'm going to have to put Greg down y'all. Hey, it's a pain.

Speaker 1:

I think my last words would be like well, that'll teach you.

Speaker 3:

Ain't no fun with rap. We got the gun. I ain't no fun with that. I might say I don't know. I'd probably say some crazy shit Like all's going in On this horizon. I'd probably say Some shit like that, bro you staring to the darkness, the darkness. Oh, there you go. Yeah, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 2:

Like Batman said you live. What'd you say?

Speaker 3:

Long enough To become. If you live long enough as a hero, you'll eventually become a villain. Something like that I mean.

Speaker 1:

Just think. If you a hero, you get tired of the same bullshit. That's what happens to some of them.

Speaker 2:

They start seeing all the good that they protect. But then good people are still bad and they're like bro, why am?

Speaker 1:

I doing this. Well, the good people don't appreciate the good that you do.

Speaker 3:

I'm going to kill everything I want on these motherfuckers, you ungrateful bastards.

Speaker 2:

I'm going to have to come to that rescue room.

Speaker 3:

Then the other guy's like you're going to get tired.

Speaker 1:

Even the dog gets tired.

Speaker 3:

And then the other one's like come on over here to the dog's side and then the other one's be like it's still good in. As a human being as a sparse 20-year-old, I probably thought about it, maybe, maybe, 18. But as a 30-year-old right now, nah chat. A couple of y'all got to get away from here. Just leave me the fuck alone.

Speaker 1:

A couple of y'all got to get wiped from the face. Hey, you disturb my peace. I'm going to have to disturb yours.

Speaker 2:

We need balance.

Speaker 3:

We need balance. Purify thee in the flames of purgatory, let me start.

Speaker 2:

But. But imagine though, bro, like say some shit like that actually did happen. Like snap a finger, you're gone, bro, only thing left is your shoes right there, what does?

Speaker 3:

that look too easy, dude. Yeah, that looked too easy, bro, but like what would you? I's a little too easy, bro.

Speaker 2:

But like what would you? I can't fathom it, bro. Like gone, like you don't exist anymore, like your conscience just gone. That's crazy. I start going into existential crisis when I start thinking about that shit bro. No, you don't, dude, nothing matters, nothing's important Hell.

Speaker 1:

There's no, hey, yo Nothing matters.

Speaker 2:

I was like in third grade Thinking about that shit one time had a whole existential crisis. None of this matters. All of this is gonna end.

Speaker 1:

It be like that In third grade bro Come on bro. Shit, don't get hard until like seventh grade. Ain't even gone hard yet, bro.

Speaker 2:

What's wrong with him? None of it matters. Man, I'm a little bit stressed bro, we go through some shit.

Speaker 3:

Nah, I had a shit. Nah, bro, I remember I had one like that, bro. I watched Terminator 2. Yeah, terminator 2. Bro, I was like the robots are going to kill all of us, bro. I was like God. I said Daddy. I said Daddy. I said is it going to kill Cole? They said God damn it.

Speaker 1:

That's why you don't need to be watching that shit.

Speaker 3:

That shit used to have me scared at night, bro. I just thought God damn, what is it? Scott, scott, what's it called?

Speaker 2:

Oh, the company.

Speaker 3:

The tech of the tech company. Yeah, I was just like they just gonna kill us all they just gonna kill us all.

Speaker 1:

They gonna kill us all, little bad ass.

Speaker 3:

I shouldn't have watched that shit. I was like six or something. Got no goddamn business watching that shit. Bro Sky Tech, that's what it was Over this motherfucker like Lord, please don't let them have it y'all Now look look Now. Look Now every time I open my my big guy said man.

Speaker 1:

He said man, this little motherfucker wastes my time. Yeah, look, look, look. He said he's stressed for no reason.

Speaker 3:

Every time I open my Facebook up it says hey, I can help you, go ahead, put in such, such, such such recipes, or damn Google, look, look, go ahead and look up that chicken wing. Siri, where is the nearest wing? Stop, siri. Where is the? This bitch know all my habits.

Speaker 2:

You brag, and you found him a bitch you know, at least make something that has a. Give it a kill. Switch, bro, you got to give it a kill switch. But if they start getting their conscience, bro, yeah, they see it.

Speaker 3:

They don't see it, man, that shit real though man, these motherfuckers polluting and procreating like little fucking rabbits and killing everything. Yeah, chat, go ahead, launch some nuclear codes, fallout.

Speaker 2:

They worried about it now, but they're not well designed. I'm going to just get my water hose and spray them.

Speaker 3:

I'm going to spray them, bro. Throw that goddamn Mountain Dew on them. We'll see what happens.

Speaker 1:

Like this At the Pl.

Speaker 2:

I had to play in.

Speaker 1:

Helldobbles them Tomatons, ain't no joke. Them motherfuckers rough.

Speaker 2:

Get that McDonald's Sprite, bro. That's it for it. That's it, god damn. Sorry, it's like you got acid in it there, that's a cup of a goddamn.

Speaker 3:

what's that? Battery acid bro Battery acid that EMS bro, they use a foundry.

Speaker 1:

Them motherfuckers stepped on. But nah, that motherfucker baked down a Sprite. That shit straight drop, straight, drop, bro, oh yeah.

Speaker 2:

Bro taking a sip of that. Get you some mint bubble gum, bro. Put it in your mouth, Chew it for a little bit. Then take a sip of that McDonald's Sprite before you go into the Avatar State, bro, you see a whole generation of ancestry just lined up looking at you like what the fuck you doing that shit, make your goddamn hair follicles tingle on top of your head.

Speaker 3:

I'm telling you, boy, god damn, I got hair follicles.

Speaker 1:

They make me.

Speaker 3:

He over here looking at me.

Speaker 1:

He about to say some bullshit.

Speaker 3:

He drank that motherfucker. He might create a bomb in his stomach.

Speaker 1:

Motherfucker, it'd be your own fucking people. Nah, it'd be your own people, fellas, y'all didn't see that camera on bro.

Speaker 3:

Y'all should have seen this goddamn glares. I got with that Raggedy motherfuckers but anyway. But nah, bro, that shit is. They throw some pop rocks in there. Holy shit. Oh hell bro, what's happening in my belly?

Speaker 1:

All niggas talking about me.

Speaker 3:

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. I was just saying, bro, you ever did that, you ever. When y'all was little urban legend, they was like uh, don't mix pop rocks or soda.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, pop rocks or soda.

Speaker 3:

I said motherfuckers, over here, let me look, let me see what happened.

Speaker 2:

You was a fucking menace, you did it little took that little, took that little took them blue pop rocks and they got them mountain holler boy. I went down for a ride.

Speaker 3:

What'd it do?

Speaker 2:

mountain holler huh, what did it?

Speaker 3:

just feel like you could feel like going all the way down. You just feel a little pop here and there chat.

Speaker 1:

If he really want to do it, he would use an rc color back then.

Speaker 2:

Oh shit he really ain't want to do it.

Speaker 1:

Take that he know it wasn't in time wait.

Speaker 2:

He would have put that thing in the freezer for a little bit.

Speaker 3:

He really want to do it. Take that RC Cola, do it up in there motherfucker, you can start a car. What the fuck are you talking?

Speaker 1:

about. You think I'm about to drink that I told you he really want to do it. Who said the RC Cola? He really want to do that shit at the RSC Cola.

Speaker 3:

He ain't really want to do that shit. That motherfucker that was going to get a little rowdy right there he play pimping. Oh boy, that shit would have some horsepower behind it going to your stuff.

Speaker 1:

You know what really fucked me up as a child man, you remember that shit, that was like going to the bathroom, cut the lights on and say, bloody Mary, you did it.

Speaker 2:

Fuck.

Speaker 3:

No, I was about to say Fuck that, bloody Mary, we was talking about it. Look if you from the hood. I did it two times.

Speaker 1:

It was Candyman Third time. Oh, candyman, it was Candyman, yeah.

Speaker 3:

If on the hood it was Candyman with no fucking Bloody Mary, they got them, Candyman.

Speaker 1:

Motherfucker's stressed dude keep the door cracked. Keep the door cracked. Hey, armpits itching, sweating, look they be like them punk motherfuckers, them big cousins bro.

Speaker 3:

They shut the door. You about on two, two and a half. You can't you be like that. You be like you be like you be like you be like you be like you be like you be like you be like you be like you be like you, andy, andy, andy but not shut that god damn door. Shut that door. Ah, open the door. You saying, bro, I don't know, ah, trying to get the door what the fuck?

Speaker 3:

y'all in there, alright, none oh boy, that was a good one. I need to watch the new one, bro. I ain't never watched the new one no, I ain't neither. But um, what's another I was watching? I still watching Recon and Slime. It ain't slow. It's really building up to something right now I ain't watched what.

Speaker 1:

Was it the fourth season? I think it's the fourth season. I think it's the fourth season. Yeah, what's?

Speaker 3:

that other one. Y'all seen the other anime. I'm surprised you don't know about it. It the Yakuza dude. Yeah, he got glasses. He runs a convenience store now, but he was one of the best hit men.

Speaker 2:

He was a Yakuza dude, oh really. And then he's like a stay-at-home husband now, or some shit like that.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, he got bigger. Now, bro, you can't rate.

Speaker 2:

Never mind, that's a different one I'm talking about. Hold on, let me see.

Speaker 1:

Let me go to Cratchit Road. Right, quick, let me go to Cratchit Road right quick.

Speaker 2:

What y'all talking about we got away from it again.

Speaker 3:

Yeah we got away. We should be talking about crazy shit.

Speaker 1:

Oh, damn, damn damn. Y'all can do this one, bro, and then we'll talk about.

Speaker 2:

Game of Thrones bro.

Speaker 1:

Well, go ahead and look it up.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, look it up, look it up, bro, it's all good.

Speaker 1:

I don't know the name, bro study that. I think we talked about this on another episode. But um the game of thrones, dragons are smaller than lord of the rings dragons oh, I didn't know that.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, what's the biggest dragon? They said that fictionally exists. They said there's a big one.

Speaker 1:

It's like brothers, like bigger than states, because it's in the uh in the tomb that the big ass uh school of.

Speaker 2:

I can't think of the argument I damn sure can't remember the elder dragon or something, bro. It's probably like a fictional character off a video game. Okay it, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, he turns into that big dude. It's not the same one I I'm thinking about.

Speaker 3:

But they say he like that though. I seen that Manga panels. He get busy though, bro. But speaking of Game of Thrones, my favorite character in the Game of Thrones, bro, I got you, I sent it to you my favorite character is the Hound bro, the Hound, the Hound bro, that motherfucker he said Bro, that motherfucker at the Battle of Kingsland and that motherfucker said he said fuck this battle.

Speaker 1:

He said fuck this, fuck the king. He had that wine.

Speaker 3:

He said give me wine and that motherfucker started drinking. But who was?

Speaker 1:

it the Hound, the Hound, the motherfucker that was burnt on the side of his face.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, he burnt on. He's real big burnt on. And another one, bro, when he got Jon Snow. He got Jon Snow like that too, bro, that's the goat, the hound, bro. They was in there, bro. He was like. He said give me that chicken. He said he said what a dirty bird. Yeah, bro. He said no, he said well, he said now I'm gonna eat two chickens.

Speaker 3:

He took his bro. He was like you can't do that. He's like nah, I'm going to have to eat every fucking chicken in here, bro. He was like what If somebody's going to fucking die? Dude, yo, that shit had me laughing so hard, bro. And then old boy was like they were like killing these people that were hanging them. He was like why are you hitting them with the axe? They're already going to die.

Speaker 1:

Nah, these bastards can't get it that easy, bro he was cutting them when they was up in the tree, bro. Yeah, I fuck with Jon Snow man.

Speaker 3:

Jon Snow. He was so noble when they betrayed him at the watch bro, look look, look, look bro. He thought they were so noble. Then everybody going to start. When that motherfucker came back, he even killed the little kid. He had the little ass up there. Yeah, you little bastard, I got something for you for stabbing me.

Speaker 1:

Knock him off.

Speaker 3:

He said little motherfucker was up there too, he blew in the face. He said man, he cut that shit. I've been laughing, motherfuckers. You thought you was going to get me. Y'all did get me, but I got you back what he said. Well, he said uh, fool me once. Shame on you.

Speaker 2:

Fool me, can't fool me again they said, the largest dragon in game of thrones history is a ballerion ballerion balleron?

Speaker 3:

I don't know, but I know what they said I think, because I know um what is it the battle, what's, what's the uh?

Speaker 2:

the largest since the fall of valeria valeria I forgot.

Speaker 3:

I know that one, I know that one's big right now. That's in there, um, but I don't know if that was the biggest one because king, uh, the first, what targaryen or whatever, he conquered everything. If that was the biggest one because King the first, targaryen or whatever he conquered everything.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

They said, the only one to ever reach Balrion's size is this other one called Vahagar or something like that. Vangar, vangar, yeah.

Speaker 3:

I think something like that, but I'm fucking up the names.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I don't know how to pronounce it the House of.

Speaker 3:

Dragons, though she's on there.

Speaker 2:

It's a female dragon. She is big as hell, bro.

Speaker 1:

I need some pictures, bro, just imagine, back in the damn day, these motherfuckers. Oh yeah, you in charge, motherfucker, you're a dragon breeder you're a dragon breeder.

Speaker 2:

What you mean, mean, what is that?

Speaker 1:

Breeding dragons.

Speaker 2:

You breed dragons, yeah.

Speaker 1:

They produce more dragons.

Speaker 2:

Okay, yeah, but like a person is in charge, yeah.

Speaker 3:

That's crazy. That's a different ball game.

Speaker 2:

They ain't bullies, yeah there ain't no damn bullies. Hey, hey, get your yeah, yeah, yeah fighting them put them in the kennel, get in that damn cage and they grow real fast.

Speaker 3:

Look at you sideways. Like he acting funny. He acting funny, he got it. That motherfucker got to the side of the car. Now he got it.

Speaker 2:

Imagine something like that, big though what would be your most honorable memories or favorite moments In Game of Thrones.

Speaker 3:

It'd probably be. Winter is coming. Winter is coming. Facts no, bro. When they fought the, the, the Night King, bro, look you gotta have some balls to be there, because I'm gonna let you know shit went down, bro. I'm talking about the undead army, and it's crazy.

Speaker 1:

That undead army man. I love that army.

Speaker 3:

What happened is, bro, let's say you got a big. He has an army of like 3,000, you got an army of like 10,000. So when y'all get to fighting, he kills 1,000. What he kills a thousand, what he'll do is he'll just rise back up from the dead.

Speaker 2:

And that'll be part of his army.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, real shit.

Speaker 2:

Now I'm gonna have to tell all my army, y'all better not die. I'm gonna kill you, right here myself.

Speaker 1:

You know what the craziest thing about it, yo, when I started watching it I was like this motherfucker remind me of fucking Will Holt. Yeah, will Holt, the zombie deck. I got this on the main reason I created that deck because it reminded me of Wheelhoop man. That shit was dope as fuck, basically what it is. Night King yeah, real shit.

Speaker 3:

That motherfucker stared at John Stone when he got on the boat because he can't swim and he did it like this they can't. Yeah, sink to the bottom. He did it like this, bro. They're zombies, bro.

Speaker 2:

They don't got no buoyancy. I agree. I just find it funny they got that big ass army. Watch out, there's a river, watch out, watch out, stop pushing. And yo, but he looked at John Stowe.

Speaker 3:

I'm drowning.

Speaker 2:

He looked at oh fuck you, man, and the. Thing.

Speaker 3:

The thing is, I would have made a good zombie. They just, they just be at the bottom Chilling. That's probably their way, cause they undead or unless it got too deep because they'd crush them at that point.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, yeah, the pressure, yeah, but he looked at them up he said, and all of them got up, bro, oh shit Get this motherfucking boat and go. When they pulled that damn dead dragon, they killed the dragon, they pulled him out and they turned him to a zombie. I said damn. Then that's something that was blowing out blue flames too. I said, yo, I know that damn flame, them flames is hot as fuck. I said, man, that shit is cool, bro.

Speaker 2:

Imagine man they be wearing all that metal armor bro.

Speaker 3:

Ah man Yo cat boy.

Speaker 2:

Toasty.

Speaker 3:

And another one is Battle of the Bastards, when Jon Snow had to fight the old boy. Oh the old boy, oh yeah, the one that had the cane corso. Yeah, the one that cut off old boy's dick, bro, yeah, and sent it to his dad. That was some gangster shit Sent to his dad. Sent to his dad in the bar, sent his wing in and went to his dad in the bar.

Speaker 1:

He said man, father Damn.

Speaker 3:

And then later bro, he couldn't succeed him no more because he was a prince. He was like I don't need you no more, you can't help me.

Speaker 1:

If it weren't for his damn sister, his sister came sailing.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, dad would have left him. Hey, you ain't got your winky? No more, you can't make no ass. Up there, wait. Oh there, boy, that motherfucker, they put that thing out there. He let them two girls come in there and start following on him.

Speaker 2:

He said huh huh.

Speaker 3:

He looked at him. He said he came in there with that blade. I said, oh shit, it's about to go left. Holy smokes.

Speaker 2:

He fell for the oldest trick in the book.

Speaker 1:

Oldest trick he got bamboozled hey boy, I can't get slippery no more. Just knock me off.

Speaker 3:

Got got the beans and no frank god damn, go ahead and get you some pop, uh, pop rocks and some rc.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, boy bust your belly open. Let me start, but uh, ned stark bro.

Speaker 3:

He's an honorable mention, bro. He got done dirty. The only reason, like all I'm gonna tell you, all the starks were real noble, so that's why most of them died, because they were real noble in a, in a, in a place where it was a lot of shitey motherfuckers, but they should have got hit with it. The only reason john snow survived because he had, you know, royal blood and royal royal blood technically so is he the one with the big uh cape and that furry cape yeah, the one one that sits on the throne of swords, or whatever.

Speaker 3:

He never sit on it bro.

Speaker 1:

No, no, no, no, no. The dragon burned it down. Yeah, he didn't want it though that's one thing about.

Speaker 2:

Jon Snow. What is that throne? I don't know nothing about Game of Thrones.

Speaker 3:

It's basically swords made of kings. I think, yeah, yeah, that's what the? I mean, everybody was obsessed with it. For why? I don't know why? Because the thing is it like the the way it was if you supposed to be on the throne, you get to rule the seven kingdoms, but in order to rule seven kingdoms, you gotta knight all seven kingdoms. Like it's so fucking stupid. Like like, just just do your little treaties and stuff like that. You gotta do bro and make business trades with it and in a way you know what I'm saying Kind of work together, but you want to rule all of them, the fucking power trip.

Speaker 3:

Power trip. That's all about the whole thing. It was bro like me. That's why I said, bro, I wouldn't want all that responsibility and that dumb ass shit bro. Hell, no, I need a successor. I Hell, no, I need a successor. I need this, I need that. I got to worry about motherfuckers poisoning my food, stabbing me in the back 24 fucking seven.

Speaker 1:

But also them. I ain't going to hold you Also them, your family trying to do it too, bro. That's the crazy shit about it Also them Glad when they poisoned that old girl's son.

Speaker 3:

Joffrey.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Man I was so motherfucking been part of what you call it. He was inbred, that's why he was like that. He's the one that went crazy, right like he was like doing some crazy stuff.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, he was inbred. He wasn't even an old boy son, though he was between. He was inbred but he killed like a lot of people just like for no reason.

Speaker 3:

That's why they was like yo. What are you doing? Like, like. What the fuck are you doing?

Speaker 1:

I was so glad when he got knocked off you too they thought it was old boy.

Speaker 3:

I was so glad when he got knocked off. Me too they thought it was old boy. They thought it was an imp. Bro, what did you look at, bitch?

Speaker 2:

I got you right now. What about you, brother? You got any parts that?

Speaker 1:

stuck out to you for Game of Thrones. Yeah, man, when they knocked, what is it? Godfrey out.

Speaker 3:

Is it Godfrey, godfrey?

Speaker 1:

When they knocked him off man and what else I like when it's I think, when the Undead Army, when they actually attacked the wall.

Speaker 3:

Oh, that shit was crazy. He got rid of it. He had the dragon. They didn't put up no fight. When he got to that wall, boy, he had that dragon in. He just saw that bitch burned. What's that fucking, what's that? That was the Wildlands. When they fought the wall, that was a pretty good one, yeah.

Speaker 1:

They had giants.

Speaker 3:

The old broad them giants, brouh. That had them big ass, what you call it, but they turned undead too. Damn, yeah, some of them did turn undead too. Yeah, some of the giants, it was only one left and then he ended up dying. Bruh, he was the last of us, the last of us, kind dang yeah, got shot in the head but he was helping breaking the gates down and everything. Bruh, but the king I. He went through the gates and they barely stopped him, bro, because he said take you and three other men down there and make sure you stop them and they end up all dying down there. I said you got to be brave On a battlefield, on a field of like, let's say you know you're outnumbered, but if you got to fight hard enough and then you hear rumbling of horses, man charging, and you got to be and you're on the front line, you got to have some balls running.

Speaker 2:

That's crazy, though. Imagine being in a big-ass battlefield, bro. You got a motherfucker shooting a bow and arrow, probably at your head, from yards away that you're not even looking at because you're too busy dodging slashing.

Speaker 1:

Just imagine back then, because they really fought wars like that. What the fuck.

Speaker 3:

You really got to be with the cause, bro. That charisma got to be crazy. I really don't even like this country like that.

Speaker 1:

Y'all really don't fuck with me like that son.

Speaker 3:

They don't send volley arrows into a battlefield with their own, but like if you was up against a wall though, like you use a siege, like they've come from the ramparts probably shooting down on them, but it'd be more like if it's a battlefield in the field.

Speaker 2:

they can't do it because they, yeah, that's why, when they leave the charge, it's gonna be good ways away. They get the archers first to eliminate the first couple in the front, but once they start getting right there they really don't use the archers, unless the archers are shooting further in the back Just as you on the front line.

Speaker 1:

They be like no, but in the end they're on the front line, and then the fucking sky just turned dark.

Speaker 3:

And you hear that, that shit real, bro, it's out of be up to move.

Speaker 1:

You hear me.

Speaker 2:

Spartans Warm the circle shield wall bro, that's. That's tough, though, but I saw that the the archers back in the day had them big ass, bow and arrows long bows bro five foot tall, six foot tall and shit like that and they put that shit back bro. They said you had to be real strong to pull that shit back bro.

Speaker 3:

That's ass man Biceps, bro, Of course.

Speaker 2:

I can't imagine hearing that wind just snap.

Speaker 3:

Oh my God, but they was doing that, bro. And then, just to be you know when they I think when they caught archers they cut their fingers off. Yeah, if they let you live, they cut your fingers off. So you can never.

Speaker 2:

Damn I know that man.

Speaker 1:

If I was a dead monster man, I'll be shaking like a motherfucker, like oh shit.

Speaker 3:

Cut the hand off, give me it, and basically you just be useless. Alright, and basically you'd just be useless.

Speaker 1:

But imagine the armor and stuff like that, bro, I probably would have been a minute thing when I tell you that I've been in that bitch Bro but all that heavy ass armor bro.

Speaker 2:

I had two dogs with me Two dogs.

Speaker 3:

They could eat your ass, damn right. You know a lot of troubles. You know how a lot of them die too. They'll fall backwards, and the people who weren't strong enough, they couldn't get up. You was like a turtle, because the armor was so heavy you couldn't flip over. So basically, you would die in your armor. You would die of thirst Damn yeah, because you'd be out there for days on your back, because you can be out there for days on your back, because you can't move.

Speaker 3:

And you got to understand the longer you're out there, the weaker you're going to get. So, if they didn't flip you, if you weren't strong enough, you couldn't flip over. You're dead. They'd fall off a horse or something like that, or just fall down and get Mitch Collar bro.

Speaker 1:

Man, shit was rough back then, man.

Speaker 2:

No running water. No dentists, damn, smell like ass. Smell like ass, yuck mouth.

Speaker 1:

Yuck mouth and fighting. I see why, all y'all motherfuckers mad.

Speaker 3:

Y'all want to go to war? Going to tavern, Give me a pint of ale he be like. Alright, I got you? Yeah, that's what I go damn, I just caught goddamn hepatitis. I don't know that, damn, that shit was that meat and shit like that too, but that shit was dick boy, that's so rough they're probably drinking goddamn alcoholic applesauce, bro, and that shit was. But that's essentially why the black plague uh came anyway, because there were so many wars. But they wouldn't clean up dead bodies. Yeah, they would just put them in a pile.

Speaker 2:

Well, they didn't clean until the Black Plague, because they started just burning them, yeah, burning them, but they just left them, bro, that's all.

Speaker 1:

And a lot of people. That shit was funky back then bro they just left them.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, like even in the cities, bro, they had no sewage. Yeah, they just had that pot they had shit out the way.

Speaker 3:

Man you just walking on your head, oh I'd be like.

Speaker 2:

What floor was that? I'd be like I'll be up there, I'll burn this motherfucker.

Speaker 3:

Thou shalt catch an eye. Swiper Right. Bro, I'll burn this motherfucker down.

Speaker 1:

Thou shalt catch my foot in the ass.

Speaker 3:

Hold on. This be the noble Stomp Johnson. The noble Stomp Johnson, I ain't bullshitting.

Speaker 1:

But yeah bro.

Speaker 3:

All that shit bro. They didn't know. The Black Plague back then was like they know it was.

Speaker 2:

I knew rats but it was really the fleas on rats. Oh, was it.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, oh God, I didn't know that Because it passed the black plague, which was a blood-borne disease, that flea jumped off, that they be in the bodies and the rats eat in the bodies and then the fleas transmitted from the rat to the human. Oh shit.

Speaker 1:

Damn. And you know the motherfuckers ain't bad for like the vikers and shit like yeah, and you know them motherfuckers ain't walk ain't bath like like the Vikings and shit like that they did like every couple of months when they washing shit like that, ooh wee Lice ticks. There ain't no motherfucking way.

Speaker 3:

They bite them, bro. That black plague, bro, about to destroy Europe. That's why they start burning the bodies. Finally, bro, imagine them big old like I'm talking about. Probably it's yards and yards of dead bodies just festering bro.

Speaker 1:

I probably wouldn't have been that bad during the winter.

Speaker 3:

Nah, you probably couldn't smell it during the winter, but that summertime- poof.

Speaker 2:

Ain't nobody finding there's a summertime Treaty time, treaty, treaty, treaty, Treaty treaty too, goddamn hot.

Speaker 1:

I can't take this time Treaty, treaty, treaty, Treaty treaty Too goddamn hot, I can't take this shit.

Speaker 3:

Oh, you about to say Rev.

Speaker 2:

What was I going to say? Imagine, bro, you go to a big battle, right, you go against some motherfuckers that are a little advanced ahead of you, but you ain't too worried about it because you got a strong man. Motherfuckers, pull out a gun on your ass, rev. Motherfuckers, a gun on your ass. Unleash the cannon Boom.

Speaker 1:

It's a game like that, bro.

Speaker 2:

Isn't it?

Speaker 3:

It's a game coming out, bro. You basically Get the fuck out of here, bro, you're in the medieval times. But you got guns.

Speaker 2:

I haven't seen that, I see.

Speaker 1:

I think that's what.

Speaker 3:

That game ain't going to be fun.

Speaker 1:

I think they actually made an anime like that I got re-coordinated with a uh, with a smartphone oh, was it?

Speaker 2:

yeah, okay, I haven't seen that one. I've seen the one where they're like they have like tanks and shit like that, helicopters and they got people like the cat, like kings or whatnot, or people that live in medieval times or some shit like that I think I know what anime you're talking about but they're using using bow and arrows against tanks, bro. What the hell you think is going to happen, bro? Surrender that shit, bro.

Speaker 1:

The motherfuckers running like this. We can't do nothing. Retreat yeah motherfucker.

Speaker 3:

Going through all that on them, bro Stay on the porch. Going to Catholic get mortared Bomb strikes, bro. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2:

oh, but I mean, I don't think that. Oh, how would you say, like the, the people who are in advance, they still use bow and arrows and shit like that, they would stand no chance against that type of I mean, like I mean, they would put up a fight. But no, bro, because I know when the spaniards came and the freaking mayans, or like the people native to that land, brother, they was chewing through that armor, bro, with the little uh, slingshot thing, bow and arrow thing, but you know, they used to uh dip their um arrows in stomach acid.

Speaker 1:

Oh, didn't they. And when they, when the arrows actually hit people, uh hit the I don't want to say the soldiers, and shit like that that died from infection.

Speaker 2:

You said Confederate, well, that's how the Native Americans did it right.

Speaker 3:

Bro, that's a timeline, buddy.

Speaker 2:

No, we were talking about like.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I know, but why you say Confederate?

Speaker 1:

It's them folks.

Speaker 3:

No, bro, that timeline's off, I ain't talking about?

Speaker 1:

I'm talking about the.

Speaker 3:

I was trying to be respectful of the way you say it. Native Americans and the motherfucking invaders Just say who Invaders yeah. And the invaders, bro. I mean, they did it too. I know they did like dead carcasses too. Take the bacteria from it, bro, yeah.

Speaker 1:

No, not in hell. No, Confederate would be like not in hell. No, they're not Confederate, I don't see it.

Speaker 2:

Confederate would be like the North and South lane.

Speaker 1:

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, but I go with your man.

Speaker 3:

I know what your man, I know what your man don't want, but, uh, but uh but, uh, they take them and they shoot you and you take it out, go on here and have a painful death, bro, because that shit gonna infect you, gonna kill you, and that's another thing getting your limb amputated back in the day boy.

Speaker 1:

Fight this rat. Them doctors ain't know what the fuck they were doing. They don't know what they did.

Speaker 2:

They got that meat cleaver, bro Yank. My, that was the wrong.

Speaker 3:

My legs.

Speaker 2:

Damn bro. I still find that pretty cool, though, how they still fight with different tactics and shit like that.

Speaker 3:

Yeah well, you know, Native Americans, Native culture first kind of put in the heads of people tactics and ambush orders. You know what I'm saying? Because I tell you the Revolutionary Army would still line up in front of each other with guns and shooting at each other. Yeah, the guerrilla warfare came from the natives.

Speaker 2:

Jeez, bro. That's the last thing I heard, bro, just imagine getting scalped, sheesh.

Speaker 3:

Man, I wouldn't have to worry about it, but I was like what the fuck are y'all doing this Sheesh man? I wouldn't have to worry about it, but I was like what the fuck are y'all doing?

Speaker 2:

Like this is my army.

Speaker 3:

I don't have to really care about it, bro. Like really you really going to do me like that out of everybody. I'm like, cut that motherfucker's locks off, not mine.

Speaker 1:

I mean.

Speaker 3:

You're going to be dissatisfied.

Speaker 1:

I'm going to tell you like that you shaving you shaving my head for me, motherfucker, appreciate you really started watching um the house of dragons new season. Actually, you can get away more. Yeah, that's another.

Speaker 3:

It's like a prequel you can watch house of the dragons, because it ain't only but one season out, and then they just now start the second season so, so yeah, you can't watch that and then go back and watch the game. Yeah, because it's literally not connected to any. Excuse me, damn, I'm telling you how about Transform? And it's not connected to anything, bro.

Speaker 2:

Okay, I'll probably take a look at it, but what's that?

Speaker 1:

motherfucking name Damon the uncle. Hey, I I fuck with Damon. He's rough but he's solid though, yeah.

Speaker 3:

I would go ahead and say this that motherfucker got the not the nice watch the gold capes. He's basically like the police. That motherfucker got in charge of the police, bro. That motherfucker that first night he went out started smacking motherfuckers, cutting their limbs off, killing them bro, something like that, hey he gr that he cleaned it up, though he cleaned it up you talking about definition of gritty.

Speaker 1:

That's a gritty motherfucker man.

Speaker 3:

They was like, get him, get him, get him, hold him down. Ah, shut up. I was like, god damn bro, they just had a barrel full of I mean wagon full of dead people in arms. Bro, they wasn't bullshit, get them. He committed a crime being drunk in public, come here Drunk in public. Yeah, bro, they cut his goddamn arm off, bro you stealing Arm Ain't no fingers Arm. They've cut arm legs off, killing people, If you was known murdering you got it.

Speaker 2:

They was going to cut my arm off. This is the last thing they had for my hand.

Speaker 1:

It stayed just like that. Hit a lick. If you want to back then.

Speaker 3:

Crazy bro. We get a little more bad when we all get kind of a little caught up in it, fellas.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I don't have no knowledge about it, bro. I know every now and then I saw a couple pieces, bro, that's, that's about it. I really don't know much.

Speaker 1:

I need to start watching House of Dragons. How many episodes out like two or three just one. It'll be the second one today oh, oh, it just started, oh okay it'll be the second one today, bro.

Speaker 2:

What was I gonna say? I guess we'll end it off right there. Guys, it's kind of a short episode. We got caught up talking about our weekends and stuff like that. My fault y'all we just haven't seen each other in a while so we wanted to catch up. So a bunch of banter on this episode, but we hope y'all enjoyed it. We appreciate y'all listening and everything.

Speaker 1:

Thanks for all the support and everything that y'all give us.

Speaker 2:

Like we said, july 4th.

Speaker 3:

Have that magic night ready for y'all. It's going to be a motherfucking scene, that's right. Y'all going to see how the brother can hold grudges.

Speaker 2:

Murder scene y'all.

Speaker 1:

I'm telling you, man, this is about to be a show, because I'm going to tell you Bunch of chalk lines, bro.

Speaker 2:

That's what y'all going to see the way I am right now when it comes to magic. I got something, though, bro, y'all going to like what I got, bro. All right, big bad, big bad, and ain't nothing crazy for real but I think y'all going to Wait.

Speaker 1:

Let's put $20 on it. $20?.

Speaker 2:

Put $20 on it. Yeah, see, like Chad, there you go, get the fighting up in here, You're in at your goddamn turn.

Speaker 3:

You said you're in your turn, you can't go back, motherfucker I don't know, $20. You just said it. I don't know what I'm doing, bro, they don't go on the stack, motherfucker, that's the end of the stack, you hit it before the stack. I pull mine out before you. Goddamn it.

Speaker 1:

I can see that shit right there, yo you playing it wrong. Nah, man, no, man, no, no, no, mother gonna be Popping phones out. Hold on, let me see how this shit Really work. I don't think you're Doing it right.

Speaker 2:

I'm gonna be on TikTok. Can this car do this At this time? No, no, god damn it.

Speaker 1:

I told you, motherfucker.

Speaker 2:

Go back three times Cause you did that bullshit.

Speaker 1:

Tap man, that shit Was supposed to be in tap.

Speaker 2:

Give me my points back.

Speaker 3:

Give me my five, hell back. Oh man, I forgot to draw my upkeep, oh well motherfucker.

Speaker 1:

Come on, man, you going to do it like that house move?

Speaker 3:

No, fuck that you better get the butter from the duck, motherfucker.

Speaker 2:

I heard that that was good, bro.

Speaker 3:

That was good.

Speaker 2:

You ain't getting it from me. Goddamn man, y'all gonna be like that. Yep, oh boy now. But y'all can look out. Y'all can look forward to that, I know y'all itching for that content. Yeah, it's gonna be good um, I know I still gotta set the spotify playlist for y'all to listen to the music that we have from last episode and stuff like that. Yeah, I get to it. I promise I'm gonna get to y'all, that was the last episode.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I'm still working on it, bro, I'm still having faith. Man, my face is running in together, bro, I know.

Speaker 2:

Mine too, bro. It's so long, but it's so short.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I know bro.

Speaker 2:

But we got that. Y'all can look forward to that. I know I keep saying we're going things we got to do y'all, but I know no excuses, no excuses, I know.

Speaker 1:

But we appreciate those who support us and everything though yes, lord man, we still all trying to live too shit yeah, we appreciate y'all ever, ever more man yes, sir, yes sir, appreciate it.

Speaker 2:

We about to get to that hundred listeners. Y'all keep listening.

Speaker 1:

We're trying to hit that 100. I really appreciate it. Just bear with me, because I'm trying to get used to posting on Facebook, but I really don't even post on my own Facebook, so I'm trying to get used to doing that, so just bear with me.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, bear with us, we're going to figure it out. Yeah we got it Bunch of old haze.

Speaker 1:

See, the only reason I even made my Facebook was for puppies and shit like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was like I ain't even fucking with dogs like that, no more. So I was like I don't even fuck Facebook like that for real, for real. No, that's not good.

Speaker 2:

I'm got to get used to interacting with people and stuff like that, Making a post, Just making content for them to be able to interact with this shit like that. I did that Instagram post where I was like who's your favorite Pokemon? And the boy, Yayo, he commented. He said Diglett. So I was like bruh Bodybuilder, Diglett gang, stand up please.

Speaker 1:

That's a hidden agenda Right there. Oh Diglett, oh god, what Dick Trio? Or just the one, just the one, that little dirty dude, and uh.

Speaker 3:

Hopefully, uh, we'll get a little more situated, uh Cause we uh Moving in and uh Shifting around a whole bunch. Uh, we gonna have some guests On here. Hopefully we'll get a little more situated, because we're moving and shifting around a whole bunch. We're going to have some guests on here, some surprise guests.

Speaker 2:

Talking about guests, I'm thinking the next episode, which I want the next episode to be. We could talk about it. We'll talk about it, unless y'all know.

Speaker 3:

It's up in the air for me, but we are probably right.

Speaker 2:

After this we usually brainstorm fellas yeah that's right, but y'all can look forward to the next one. It's going to be good. This one was a little short because you know we had to try and stabilize again.

Speaker 3:

It was short and sweet.

Speaker 2:

I just thought about on TikTok before I came up here. It was just this half-body person, oh I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1:

Oh, gio dude. And then the guy just jumped and hugged somebody. It was like Gio dude, like this. I said, bro, I cry laughing because, alright, but back to what you said, bro.

Speaker 2:

We're going to hell.

Speaker 1:

Nah, I gotta get my life right. Man shit, I was like north north carolina, he ain't no telling I can go down there but um, oh, we also got uh.

Speaker 2:

I told uh yayo, he could also bring some pokemon cards so he can play pokemon matches maybe so we're gonna do manji, we're gonna do pokemon, I would say you go, but I'm not that good at it and it's too complicated and I ain't got enough cards, so no you still got my uh, got my dick yeah, yeah, I got it.

Speaker 2:

I got all the stuff over there. You're gonna be the only one. That's just too complicated for your boy, but um they got that capacity for it. That's right, I got the brain capacity big brain but, um, we got that and we got, uh, what else? I think that should be it, guys. But um, like, uh, pharaoh said we got the guests coming on. You know we're gonna be talking about a bunch of funny things, hopefully chop it up with them and their experiences.

Speaker 3:

You know I'm saying we got do you want to release who? We got well, lalo, we got Lalo, I know two for sure. We got Yayo. Then we got Captain Failure Shout out.

Speaker 2:

Shout out, shout out to the boy.

Speaker 3:

Shout out to the boy bro.

Speaker 2:

And then I'm thinking about getting the boy Diego on here for an episode or two.

Speaker 3:

Okay, Diego, if he wants to because?

Speaker 2:

because he might be a little camera shy. Yeah, a little camera shy. The camera's not even fucking working.

Speaker 3:

Shit, keep overheating. Dr Ganopolis up on here, man, yeah, man Got that. Got that deep ass voice, got the deep voices.

Speaker 2:

Can't even make my voice that deep.

Speaker 1:

Hold on, let me try yeah.

Speaker 2:

Y'all gonna have the deepest voices on this bitch.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I'm about to say Is my voice really that deep?

Speaker 2:

It's pretty deep bro.

Speaker 1:

I hate to hear my own fucking voice bro.

Speaker 3:

For a little bit, man. I thought mine, but I don't know. I live too.

Speaker 1:

I say, god damn, I sound like a hick, bro. I feel small when I hear my own damn voice To you.

Speaker 3:

I was like damn bro.

Speaker 1:

I'm saying I sound like a bitch like a bitch.

Speaker 2:

No, I feel like I just be sounding like I'll be gibberish, like I don't know. For me it's because I get too excited and invested in what I'm talking about, so my octave like picks up whenever I'm chilling.

Speaker 3:

Whatever I'll be like you know, just normal, like it does got more bass to it, but it is what it is yeah, fluctuates in the morning, bro, my shit be like growling deep, bro, I'll be like when I when that, when that motor get running, bro it gets moving, bro.

Speaker 1:

I've been there so long.

Speaker 3:

I tell you, if you hear this motherfucker, I'll tell you hey that tricep, don't put me there, bro. You hear that motherfucker sleep, bro. I remember I was taking a shit on the other side of the wall. I heard him storming, bro. That shit was crazy.

Speaker 1:

Bro, I'll tell you man that shit. On the other side of the wall I heard him storming. Bro, that shit was crazy. I'll tell you man. I remember I woke up like somebody whooped my ass. I said man, ah eh. I said man, I don't even remember going to sleep. I was like man, somebody beat my ass. They choked me. They choked the dog shit out of me.

Speaker 2:

But yeah, guys, that's going to end the episode. We appreciate y'.

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