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A Journey Through Horror: Films, Legends, and Chills

June 02, 2024 Hosted by: Revernze, Feral Hysteria, Gruddy Reprisal Episode 3
A Journey Through Horror: Films, Legends, and Chills
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A Journey Through Horror: Films, Legends, and Chills
Jun 02, 2024 Episode 3
Hosted by: Revernze, Feral Hysteria, Gruddy Reprisal

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Ever wondered how Jason Voorhees evolved from a masked killer to a horror icon? Join us as we chat about the eerie vibes of the fall season and the evolution of horror movies with a nostalgic twist. From the sack mask to the legendary hockey mask, our discussion on the "Friday the 13th" series is just the beginning. We reminisce about childhood fears brought on by movies like "13th Ghost" and the chilling "El Barón de Terror," and dive into personal stories of watching these classics in the dimly lit rooms of our youth. 

Our love for horror continues as we explore cult classics like "The Thing," sharing behind-the-scenes details. We also reflect on modern horror sensations such as "Paranormal Activity" and "Megan," dissecting what makes these films truly terrifying. And let's not forget those adrenaline-pumping Halloween pranks and our take on surviving a zombie apocalypse with a mix of humor and strategy. Whether it’s the visceral gore of "Saw" or the eerie tales of folklore creatures, we cover it all in our passionate horror movie discussions.

As the spooky journey unfolds, we dive into urban legends and personal encounters with the supernatural. We share our adventures with Randonauting and the eerie destinations it led us to. The fun doesn’t stop there; we recount our haunted house paintball escapades and hilarious animal encounters that mix humor with horror. Tune in for a thrilling ride through the world of horror, filled with movie nostalgia, survival tactics, and spine-chilling stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

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Ever wondered how Jason Voorhees evolved from a masked killer to a horror icon? Join us as we chat about the eerie vibes of the fall season and the evolution of horror movies with a nostalgic twist. From the sack mask to the legendary hockey mask, our discussion on the "Friday the 13th" series is just the beginning. We reminisce about childhood fears brought on by movies like "13th Ghost" and the chilling "El Barón de Terror," and dive into personal stories of watching these classics in the dimly lit rooms of our youth. 

Our love for horror continues as we explore cult classics like "The Thing," sharing behind-the-scenes details. We also reflect on modern horror sensations such as "Paranormal Activity" and "Megan," dissecting what makes these films truly terrifying. And let's not forget those adrenaline-pumping Halloween pranks and our take on surviving a zombie apocalypse with a mix of humor and strategy. Whether it’s the visceral gore of "Saw" or the eerie tales of folklore creatures, we cover it all in our passionate horror movie discussions.

As the spooky journey unfolds, we dive into urban legends and personal encounters with the supernatural. We share our adventures with Randonauting and the eerie destinations it led us to. The fun doesn’t stop there; we recount our haunted house paintball escapades and hilarious animal encounters that mix humor with horror. Tune in for a thrilling ride through the world of horror, filled with movie nostalgia, survival tactics, and spine-chilling stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Follow us on our socials: Youtube and Twitch @Revernze, Youtube and Twitch @feralhysteria, and Youtube and Twitch @Gruddyreprisal

Follow us on Facebook @TheOfficial Kosmic Cove
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Thank you for listening, sharing and following

Much Love-----Kosmic Cove

Speaker 1:

Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark.

Speaker 2:

I was born in it. Molded by it, I see death. I'm here today with uh. Today we're going to be talking about horror movies, phobias, any kind of fears, and I'm here today with the boy.

Speaker 3:

You already know it's your boy Reverence. I was waiting. I was like is Gritty going to take it? No, no, no, oh shit. No, yeah, gritty repraise him and your boy Reverence. I had to clear it up. My fault, my fault, yeah.

Speaker 2:

And yours truly, Pharoah Hysteria.

Speaker 3:

Episode three. Episode three Fellas, we made it. We made it, let's go, let's go.

Speaker 2:

Running strong and I appreciate each and one of you who listen to our podcast Big shout out y'all Big shout out Anyway. How's everybody doing today? Everybody doing good.

Speaker 3:

How was your week? Whoever wanted to go first, I feel like you got some News to tell us. If you want to tell us, I don't. I don't like my job there you go, there you go.

Speaker 2:

I think that's most people out of party, but you still gotta get that money.

Speaker 1:

If you don't work, you don't even get out. This. Ain't that right, ain't that right? Yeah, but it is what it is, no, but everything else, hell yeah, dude shit. I'm living, bills paid, that's right. That's all that matters.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, all right, now we're going to talk about horror movies. That's one of my biggest things man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, let's go Horror. That kind of shit. Horror movies, horror.

Speaker 1:

Horror movies, not them horror movies. Horror movies.

Speaker 2:

Get your heads out the gutters. Get your heads out the gutters, bro. But anyway, I just wanted to go over it because you know I love everything Go bump in the night. I love October, I love fall. Just because it's the perfect weather to me, I'm sold it ain't hot as goddamn balls.

Speaker 3:

You know what I'm saying, spooky season, bro.

Speaker 1:

I love it too, bro, Spooky. Yeah, they gloomy type weather man. This is the best you got.

Speaker 2:

To love it them rainy, I'll tell you bro, them rainy puddle, orange leaf kind of days, bro Sit on your front porch and drink a cup of joe, bro, and enjoy life. That's what it's about. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Because a big motherfucker like me, I hate to sweat. That cool weather especially getting in a cold bed too, that shit be phenomenal Shit.

Speaker 2:

Small motherfucker like me, I don't like to sweat shit. I hate this shit. I know that's right, yeah, anyway, we just Talk about, just you know, things that went bump in the night. Scares, it's pretty much anything today, man, so let's go ahead and get into it. First of all, I gotta go on to the Lake the Great Friday the 13th.

Speaker 3:

Oh wait, Is this gonna be? Is this your top three top? What are you gonna?

Speaker 2:

do? Oh yeah, it'll be. Uh, bro, I can't even, I couldn't even choose.

Speaker 3:

All right, no, that's cool, so we're gonna give y'all like it's not gonna be our top well yeah, I wouldn't say like all-time favorites, but it's gonna be some something like stuck with us. Yeah, like something that stuck with us or whatever. So, okay, this is not ranked in any way critique-wise, professionally, anything like that, it's just our preference of stuff that stuck with us or something that we really enjoy. So Pharaoh Hysteria? Okay, I love it.

Speaker 2:

Go ahead All of them, bro, I got to pick the first one. I guess I can't really pick anyway, but Friday the 13th, just because the aesthetic of it, bro, A lot of people don't know some of the first ones. He didn't wear a hockey mask. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1:

I never knew that.

Speaker 2:

No, it was a bag at first.

Speaker 3:

Oh yeah, I did see that Like leather face.

Speaker 2:

No, no, it was like a bag, like a potato sack in a way.

Speaker 2:

It was like a sack, yeah, he, yeah, yeah, overalls, yeah, yeah, and then, but when that hockey, hockey, uh, math came in, I forgot which one it is. I want to say the third one, no, okay, and uh, that, that that was like the most popular. Look bro, I love that. Look man, it's just a ho, I don't know, it's just something, I don't know. Dude, it's just, I fuck with it. Dude, I want to get a tattoo over here soon. Oh, yeah, yeah, but um, it's just, it's just, I guess, like cult classic almost, and I love it, bro.

Speaker 3:

So do you like the original, like all Friday the 13th, or do you like the old throwbacks? Do you like?

Speaker 2:

the new ones. I do like all of them in there because you know a lot of people, I guess, want to kind of like gatekeep, like horror movies. That would always be the best way. You know, technology is different then and then, like now, the scare is different, if that makes any sense, because it's just how much exposure people was getting.

Speaker 2:

So you know, people don't have that much exposure in the internet when they were little, so their minds can think and like imagination. It's a wonderful thing. But it could be a dark place too, bro, because because you can make up all these things like walking in a basically like one of the craziest ones to dart, and walking in the woods alone, that was the crazy thing. But like, oh, now I mean you go on Facebook and find anything you know anything and everything, anything.

Speaker 2:

That's why worse for that no cap and that's why, like most of these, I guess, children like oh, that don't scare me. Well, goddamn Tim, you've been watching people get like chopped up on the internet that's true. And then that's we got to be careful of just into up on the internet. That's true, bro, that's true. And then that's we got to be careful of, just the internet.

Speaker 1:

Just like, almost like, the universe is a particular place. You know where. It's terrible over there, the Wi-Fi shut off.

Speaker 2:

I'm telling you, boy, wi-fi shut off. Motherfuckers going to be in the street riding bro.

Speaker 1:

What the I don't vape.

Speaker 2:

I don't got that problem. I don't got that problem. Only one of us that just take a vape.

Speaker 1:

I know how it is bad shit.

Speaker 2:

That's why I give a vape to it If.

Speaker 1:

I lose that motherfucker. I go into a frenzy.

Speaker 2:

Motherfuckers. Nerds be jumping up and down, Goddamn.

Speaker 1:

Shaking armpits. Start itching that shit, I can't. No, that's it. Now what's the other?

Speaker 2:

one, though I was going to say Friday the 13th, I guess the look, I think I don't know what it's called it ain't Nightmare, it's something dude. I think it's a revamped one coming out here soon in June. I don't know, I'm going to be looking at it, but I do like them all for the most part. You know I ain't watched uh. I'll pretty soon here then I'll let y'all know I'm gonna watch uh camp crystal lake and that's. You know that's the actual place, bro, and it looks you can do a tour and it looks pretty cool, right what if we did like a little youtube video there or something that'd be pretty?

Speaker 2:

cool. Where is it? Where's it located at?

Speaker 3:

I don't know. We have to look it up nah what I'm saying where did they do that? I wasn't. I said what it was like. I went to mountains.

Speaker 2:

I want to say yeah, in the woods somewhere, I thought he was volunteering us fellas. Nah, buddy, you're going to have to go up there by yourself. I don't volunteer for shit. Nah, I ain't scared of shit, but I'm scared of shit. You? I don't know, bro, this is in florida. Camp crystal lake is in florida. That makes sense, though. It makes sense stark florida, stark florida, something like that.

Speaker 2:

Okay, ain't too bad y'all seeing this in florida one day, fighting alligators like that ai image of that yeah, that big dude, he had pizza out there, he was knocking him, he was knuckling him up real quick bro one, uh one, dude.

Speaker 1:

he was acting like he was like a crocodile hunter type shit, and then somebody grabbed his legs. He was screaming.

Speaker 3:

Oh shit.

Speaker 2:

Screaming. I'm going to tell you something. It's just like another scary thing about, like, I guess, alligators. You know they're basically prehistoric and you know, alligator, crocodile or something like that approaches you. There's nothing ever friendly about it, because a lot of people are scared of sharks. Sharks are more curious than anything. They come up to you and nudge you and you can usually push them down. But when that like that big reptile is heading towards you and they've been doing it so long so it's ingrained in them but when they look at you they look at you as food. So when they heading towards you, they're not curious. They're going to see if they can take a chunk out your ass.

Speaker 1:

I never understood why a motherfucker wanted to swim with a damn shark.

Speaker 2:

A shark, don't bother me like that.

Speaker 1:

Hell, no man. It's been on all that water.

Speaker 2:

It's too much water to try to drink and that's a fear you're running into bro.

Speaker 1:

If you out there, you out there. You running into bro. If you out there, you out there.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, like drowning, bro, that's one of the bad imagine. That's my friend, imagine like the poor motherfuckers, bro, and it about happened one time. But imagine the poor motherfuckers that got that like got clapped.

Speaker 3:

I know man.

Speaker 2:

That got encased in what, what they feet cinder blocks and throwing in that motherfucking, and you can't do shit about it either, bro. You just sink to the. It's crazy, bro. It's probably people still there today because, bro, your bones are in there.

Speaker 1:

People that's on ships and everything. They jump overboard. It takes them a while to come back and get them and they start insulin hyperventilating because the water cools that. You talking about hypothermia Hypothermia my fault and they this motherfucking thing. No, but they. I think it takes like 10 minutes.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, bro. And then you got to like people be jumping off some cruise ships and then like like you got to watch out for the propellers. If you don't get ate up by the propellers on the cruise ship, people don't know that like how big they are. They're the size of fucking cars, bro. So like why would you jump off that? Come on common sense. Corn beef hash. You heard sausage mix.

Speaker 1:

If y'all know what that is you seen it in the end when I said that boy, boy.

Speaker 2:

I apologize, yeah, but um I just, I really loved him. I really just because, you know aspect, it was kind of people's fault that he got like that, and you know the real. The first one was his mother, because that's where the reason they didn didn't like them fornicating or having sex, and then he looked different. You know what I'm saying. That's why you don't judge people or treat people any different, because they can come back and get you you know what I'm saying. And they let him drown, essentially because the kids pushed him in there. He drowned and his mom came back. Then they went to Supernatural Aspect, where they made him a zombie in this spirit. You know, kind of, though he was never really dead. So I loved it though. But anyway, I'll go ahead what y'all got for me.

Speaker 1:

I don't know if it's considered a horror movie, but my favorite. It can be like psychological too. So my favorite movie that I can watch 24-7. Well, there's two of them. Go ahead Constantine and Van Hels.

Speaker 2:

Constantine is freaking solid bro. Solid 10 out of 10. Yeah, that's a solid movie.

Speaker 1:

And you know I like the movie, I love the movie, but I did not know there was Marvel.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I didn't know either. No, it's DC. I think yeah, DC.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, one of those two, I can't remember. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:

But I did not know it was a comic until I actually seen the anime version of Constantine. They got things like three episodes. But I'm always been into like angels and demon movies and witch movies and shit like that, but in Van Helsing, oh my God.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, Van Helsing.

Speaker 1:

He turned into the werewolf what? Yeah, yeah, I'm a dog lover, but yeah, when you turn into that wolf man. Yeah, but them are my favorite, my go-to movies.

Speaker 2:

And I'm going to say is it Season of the Witch Talking?

Speaker 1:

about.

Speaker 3:

Nicolas Cage. I don't remember that one.

Speaker 1:

Or Bones.

Speaker 3:

Bones.

Speaker 1:

Snoop Dogg. You ever seen that Snoop Dogg?

Speaker 2:

and.

Speaker 3:

Bones.

Speaker 2:

That's a horror. Hood classic that's a horror hood classic Bones, bones.

Speaker 1:

See, you're thinking about the TV show.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I'm thinking about the TV show, but Snoop Dogg made the His first horror movie.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but two dogs made a His first horror movie. Yeah, and Jimmy Bones, that's what it was called Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 3:

Is this the something, something Hood of Horror or something like that?

Speaker 2:

What you're thinking of is Tales of the Crypt.

Speaker 1:

That's a really good one too. Guys, that's a honorable mention. That's really really fucking good, no, but Jimmy Bones. Well, his name Bones, but his character is named Jimmy Bones and he died. They killed him.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, they killed him, they killed the hell out of him.

Speaker 1:

And then the house was like haunted and everything. And these kids I think they came down did like an Airbnb. No, they bought the house and they experienced Jimmy Bones. That's spooky as hell.

Speaker 3:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

In the middle of nowhere. It's a movie. It's a movie.

Speaker 3:

It's a movie Dang. I ain't seen that.

Speaker 1:

I think it came out like 2009, 2000.

Speaker 2:

Nah, it was a little, a little earlier than that. I think I mean that's, that's worthy.

Speaker 1:

Let me fact check that.

Speaker 2:

But yeah, speaking of that, while you fact check that Tales of the Crypt Was really good. I had no business Watching that shit when I was a little kid. I mean it was cool because he was telling the tales and he was the devil the whole time and they didn't even know and he was telling them stories. They was like so what's all this old man? And then he turned to that shit man. I remember that. Shit bro. I rode over Nightmare. Yeah, feeling crazy as hell too, man.

Speaker 3:

I'm telling you, bro, that one was. It was like individual stories, but it all tied in in a sense. Well, not together, but when it came to collect them, like their souls or collect them when they're dying. That was nice bro. That was scary to me too, that came out in 2001.

Speaker 2:

I told you that shit crazy I was seven years old when that came out.

Speaker 1:

Damn, watching that shit. I ain't have no reason for watching it. It's another movie. Uh, 13th Ghost bro, yeah 13th Ghost.

Speaker 3:

So I actually got a little side note about 13th Ghost. Did you know that they were gonna make like a, a TV show about it?

Speaker 2:

oh, that would've been actually pretty cool. That would've been really cool.

Speaker 3:

I think it's in the works. I'm not too sure.

Speaker 3:

I hope sure if it's been confirmed yet, but it's, um, I think it's going to be the backstories of each individual ghost and they're going to have like their own little stories or like, but each story is going to have like its own little style and like twist to it and stuff like that. But from what I read and what I saw it's going, it's going to be about the 13 ghosts like each one's tale, which I'm glad they did, because in the movie I love the concept of like the whole thing.

Speaker 3:

I mean it's got a bad rating. The 13 ghosts what it didn't get a bad rating.

Speaker 1:

It really did man what, but that shit scared the hell out of me when I was a baby.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, it scared me too, bro, especially that old lady with that box. Nah the jackal.

Speaker 2:

Was it the jackal the?

Speaker 3:

jackal, he's the one with the chains you talking?

Speaker 2:

about he had the cage over his head and it was feral. Yeah, okay, okay okay, okay.

Speaker 1:

But yeah, man, that shit scared the dog. Shit the book, my fault.

Speaker 3:

No, no, no, you did. Yeah, I forgot the actor's name. He was Shaggy. He was Shaggy.

Speaker 2:

He played in Scream. You know what I'm saying. He actually played in Five Nights at Freddy's too. He's the father. But when they got him, bro, and they broke his back and shit, bro, or he was getting killed by the other one, he knew he was going to die. Then he became a ghost and that shit was pretty cool.

Speaker 1:

Like I'm, going to tell you he broke my back. No, bro, yeah, let's just get the dog shit out of it, especially when they was all in the glass house, and then you seen every last thing that goes on. I said man, what was your top?

Speaker 3:

so I have, uh, I have three that I have that I really like the whole lot. There's this one that y'all ain't gonna know because it's like black and white, uh horror movie, but it's a mexican horror movie, like a spanish one, sugar.

Speaker 2:

Skull. No Sugar Skull.

Speaker 3:

That's right, it's called El Barón de Terror. It's called the Brainiac. That was the name of it when it came out, but in the USA they translated it to the Brainiac. You good, yeah, you're great, I can eat it. Actually got a bad Rotten Tomatoes score. I think it did. It was like 42. I saw it on Google. But that movie right there, bro, it scared the shit out of me as a little kid. It's not even that scary, bro, but as a little kid watching that movie, bro, it was scary Because the dude, this is his hands. His hands are like this and I'll show you a picture.

Speaker 3:

It looks crazy, but it's like a lobster man, bro, and uh, it's pretty good, like this dude's getting like um killed by the the catholics or something like that.

Speaker 3:

And he's like, uh, there's like this comic going by and he's like I'll come back to kill, like your lineage or like your bloodline, whenever this comic crosses back to earth again and then, like maybe a hundred years or however long it took for the comet to come back, he came back to life and he went around looking for like the bloodline of the people who, like killed him because he went on trial or something like that. I forgot why he went to trial, but they killed him and, um, he told him he's like I'm gonna swear to y'all, I'm gonna kill you, know your bloodline whenever I come back, or whatever motherfucking kids, kids so whenever he came back, he looked around the people and like he'd look at their face and like I think of it shine or something.

Speaker 3:

Or he could like like he just looked at you and then he could see you like your great, great, great great grandfather or whoever it was, and be like, okay, that's a blood related person to that person. So he ended up killing you I'll be mad as hell he like eat your brains or whatever bro sound like me looking at a dog I'll be mad.

Speaker 2:

I'll be mad as hell. What the fuck I do, man, I'm like that's some gritty reprisal, I'm telling you okay. I'm like that ain't my fault, that's my grandpappy's fault. He ain't shit.

Speaker 3:

I mean, I ain't shit Bro. The art style to the poster is really cool, though.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 3:

Those are in black and white. Oh, that shit is pretty cool. I like that. It's worth a watch. I, gary, compensate. You know what was?

Speaker 1:

funny as hell to me growing up. When I was in high school I watched an old Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie.

Speaker 3:

The old one, the first one, I think. It was Like 1974?

Speaker 2:

I watched that one. That shit was crazy.

Speaker 1:

I think it was the first one when they had the the radio station. It was the black guy on there. He was a truck driver. No, no, I think that was 1973 when that one came out.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I don't remember that one.

Speaker 1:

What? When you fact-checked myself. I know that's right, bro, I remember I watched that one, that first one, bro.

Speaker 2:

I was down at my uncle's bro in a trailer bro.

Speaker 3:

And the lights was dim.

Speaker 2:

Like I said, no business again watching shit like that, bro, and I remember he jumped out in that goddamn shit.

Speaker 1:

It was James Bigbro. I was like I was in that glute. It was 1974.

Speaker 3:

So it is the first one, then, yeah.

Speaker 1:

And bro Leatherface was fighting this damn dude. Bro, that shit was so damn funny. That's the first movie I seen where a black guy actually survived this other guy hit with the damn chainsaw.

Speaker 3:

I don't remember that bro.

Speaker 1:

I watched it. I believe you. I do believe you, bro. This shit was crazy and I was laughing like hell the whole time. It wasn't even scary, it was just funny as hell bro.

Speaker 3:

Oh, I see, oh wait, that was in high school. Yeah, yeah, Okay, I thought you nah, nah, nah, check him chat.

Speaker 1:

I think I was 18, bro, when I watched that shit. That shit was funny as hell bro.

Speaker 2:

I had the same thing with Warner Friday when he went to New York. Was it New York? I think he went to New York. That was like I forgot the guy's name. He was a black guy. That was like that's the only brother that squared up with Jason in the movie. Hey yo, that shit had me, and so hard man you talking about DeGrisley.

Speaker 1:

What was his?

Speaker 2:

name. That was Michael Myers man. He fucked up. Yeah, no, he wasn't that bad, because it was a truck driver. He was black. He started knocking on it. He said he was taking a shit and watching a Playboy. I mean reading a Playboy movie. He said I'll be out in a minute and he said, all right, goddammit, he didn't wipe his ass, he just pulled his goddamn britches up and I was like goddammit, that was a rough motherfucker. He had them goddamn pork chop sideburns. But he was pretty big too, bro. He got up he said you know who I am? I'm Joe Grizzly, bitch, joe Grizzly. Yeah, I was like that's actually my email. And then he had the knife or whatever and they got to fighting up in that bitch, I mean, he ended up dying. But that was still one of the coldest motherfuckers ever, bro, for you to just take a shit and fight a killer, bro. But still, I at least had to wipe my ass about once or twice. You know what I'm saying, because that's cold. Right there, buddy, you have that butt, but that's right.

Speaker 3:

That's right. That's rough. Saw massacre my bad, I had to drop back to it I actually got a 90 89 rating on rotten tomatoes and fun fact about it was it was a low budget horror film that the dude spent 190k to make. The movie, which in today's time is maybe like 900, according to my notes, is like 900 000 in today's money yeah, inflation calculator, whatever so um, they ended up making like 30 million in the box office, bro, which is equivalent to 150 million and today's back then yeah, it's equivalent to 150 million now.

Speaker 3:

But that's crazy, bro. He spent 190 000 and made, yeah, like 30 million yeah, uh, a fun fact.

Speaker 2:

Um, that's before I kind of came along, but my some of my homeboys, I actually met the original chainsaw oh god he was real old then, but he, he, they got a sign which you call it from and everything where'd they meet him at uh it was a horror convention like they sell like a whole bunch of props and stuff like that I know up north they do like I'm pretty sure if you look you can find them.

Speaker 2:

You go buy your props for your haunted attractions and stuff like that. But he was at one and he said it was nice as it could be, bro. But I'm going to mention another old one. I don't got this on my notes. I don't know if y'all saw it, but the Thing, bro, oh, the Thing was good.

Speaker 1:

It's like cosmic horror, bro, but it but it. The story is so good, bro, what man you know, I got good memory.

Speaker 2:

And it's so good, bro, that's, that's basically because that shit was out in antarctica, bro, and um, ain't nobody there and it's um, I mean, I mean, it all started with a goddamn dog, bro, because he's the dutch, the dutch I don't know if they were dutch, uh, something, they were, I guess, some kind of European people, and they was following the dog trying to shoot. They was like why they trying to shoot the dog? And then they put that goddamn dog in there with them other dogs, and then bruh, it just started, man taking over people. And then bruh, just the way. And then you know, most of them effects. One of them was bubble gum, bro, like to make the slime and the melting hot of the body from bro. It was just so good though, bro, I'm telling you that was good, didn't they make a?

Speaker 3:

remake of it.

Speaker 2:

It was actually not the, it was the movie, but it wasn't a remake. It was basically saying you remember the Dutch people that were and I'm probably butchering that it might not have been Dutch, Swedish people, I don't know. It was either or Correct me in the comments, please, fellas but they was the ones that basically did that story about them.

Speaker 3:

Oh, okay, leading up to the video.

Speaker 2:

Damn boy, my bad fellas, that damn fajitas tectonics came up, boy, that shit was good as hell, my bad. That shit came out of nowhere too. I sound like a fucking monster over the mic, but anyway. But that was about them, but I heard they was going to do something else with it because they got so much with it, because, you know, at the end of it you didn't know what, because what's his name? Oh my God, what's his name? I know the one guy. He's played Zavala now.

Speaker 3:

What I know, the one guy. He's played Zavala. Now, what's his name? God damn it. Oh, the voice actor, dude, yeah he plays Zavala.

Speaker 2:

Now, he had passed away too.

Speaker 3:

His voice was pretty iconic.

Speaker 2:

No, no, no, he actually took over for him. Lance Riddick was the original one and they got. What's his name bro? He's a really good actor.

Speaker 1:

She came out in 1982. Who's his name? Kurt Russell. Who's the other guy? He's a real good actor, bro. She came out in 1982.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's old one. Yeah, who's his name? Hold on. Yeah, kurt Russell. And who's the other guy, bro, keith Davis, keith Davis, that's who his name is. He'd be doing two. Bro Keith Davis could do anything. He played the Martian Manhunter, I think, and he did, with a lot of voices, kurt Russell at the end. But you don't know who got taken over. Only, how you know they get taken over Is cause they take a goddamn your blood, bro, cause he locked all of them up On that goddamn chair, bro, and you take your blood and he'll take a A hot wire, cause, technically, the alien, every organism in it, is living, so the blood too. So, if they don't wanna get burnt, when you put it right there, the blood will jump away from the goddamn.

Speaker 2:

That's how they figure you not one of them, bro man, they was all in that goddamn seat and that shit started happening, bro, but anyways at the end he basically like it was just the two of them left and he was like so, where you been at this whole time?

Speaker 2:

He said I was chasing a monster. He said, so, where you been at the whole time. He said I was fighting a monster. He said I was chasing a monster. He said, well, you've been at it the whole time. He said I was fighting a monster. He said, well, we're going to see who's who. Huh, he said yeah, I guess we're going to see. And then it ended. I was like damn, damn, damn dude.

Speaker 3:

But I love shit like that, but anyway, Do y'all have like a favorite production studio Grindhouse?

Speaker 2:

is a real good one, that's I was, I was looking I was like there's one I'm missing.

Speaker 3:

Grindhouse lionsgate was good too. I like lionsgate, but I didn't put that on my notes grindhouse did a lot of good shit.

Speaker 2:

They had a kurt russell again. He was in a call. It's called a death proof. He was the stunt man and he'll be at a bar, bro. And then, um, it'd be these. Uh, the first one happened, it was these college girls and and something happened, he ended up drinking drank off her foot. Anyway, they leave the bar, or whatever. And Kurt Russell, he's an egg stunt man, or whatever. Yada, yada, yada, yada. What was her?

Speaker 1:

fucking her girl's name.

Speaker 2:

Who.

Speaker 1:

They played in there. She played on. She was in Tron, the one that got her leg cut off.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but see, that's Terror, planet Terror, planet Terror, okay, okay. Yeah, that's by Grindhouse too. You can get them in a used it back in the day. You can get them in a 3D box set. I mean a 3-disc box set, excuse me. How's your 3D box set? Yeah, that shit in Sin.

Speaker 2:

City, yeah, sin City, but Grindhouse, bro, dunctions. But anyway, I remember bro car, so he was made for that. But he made it like an accident, bro, that motherfucker hit them head on, decapitated by half of them, took a foot off, bro, and then, but it was just so good bro yeah, oh damn that planet terror. But grindhouse got a lot to do with, like yeah, quentin tarantino, I heard he only gonna do one more movie. Yeah, and he over damn. I'm pretty sure you ain't.

Speaker 3:

But I didn't know. Desperado Was a Quentin Tarantino. Sure was Bro, that's why I was like you can Now that I look at it. I was like Dang, you can tell this is a Quentin Tarantino Film, yeah, but as a kid growing up I was like Damn right shit.

Speaker 1:

This shit. Good bro, it's got that old. Yeah, yeah it's like a vintage type deal.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, that 80 action movie slash, but you know it had Antonio Banderas. Uh, they had Johnny Depp in there.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, he was a, he was a hit man too.

Speaker 2:

All of them were hit man, but he'll kill like they'd make some kind of pork. What was it? What was it? Uh, what's the meal? I forgot what he'd make, but he said if this is too good, he said I go back there and I kill the chef because it's too good. And then he's like, and then, but anyway, it's crazy, bro, because they end up like he end up fucking up and they end up scooping his eyeballs out.

Speaker 3:

So wait, that was the uh desperado movie. Was that once upon a time in Mexico?

Speaker 2:

That might have been Once Upon a Time in Mexico. Yeah, it was Once Upon a Time in Mexico.

Speaker 3:

Was that Quentin Tarantino's? I don't know. If it was, was it?

Speaker 2:

But I know both of them are Quentin Tarantino, but Antonio Banderas is in both of them, right?

Speaker 3:

I don't know if he's in Once Upon a Time in Mexico. Talk about that.

Speaker 2:

They had the.

Speaker 3:

Once Upon a Time in hollywood, wasn't that the one with, uh, brad pitt? I ain't see that, bro, I ain't seen it yet. I know that one is good because that one's um kind of tied in with the. What's his name? Merlin manson, you know the cult people or whatever he's like it's pretty much you're talking about.

Speaker 2:

Uh, it ain't merlin, merlin manson's uh oh, he's a rock star dude.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, who was it? Charles man?

Speaker 1:

charles manson charles, was it? Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, that's right, yeah, yeah, once Upon a Time in Mexico with Antonio Banderas and Johnny Depp, danny Trey.

Speaker 2:

Danny Trey, yeah, nah, nah.

Speaker 1:

Director Cheech was in that shit, cheech Moran.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, nah, apparently Once Upon a Time in Mexico with motherfucking Robert Rodriguez. I don't know who that is, but it's pretty good.

Speaker 1:

The other movie that was dealing with vampires. It was by Quentin Tarantino.

Speaker 2:

Dust to Dawn, dust to Dawn. That motherfucker was crazy, bro.

Speaker 3:

But wait, that was a Quentin Tarantino film.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I didn't know that that one was solid too. It was solid, shit yo. That's rough being in a whorehouse full of vampires. Huh, bro man that's crazy.

Speaker 3:

Y'all know what to do. It was the first one right At the ending, when they were all just fighting it out until the sun came up or whatever, Bro, that was so good bro.

Speaker 2:

That was good, yeah, bro.

Speaker 3:

That's the way to do it right there, I know.

Speaker 2:

Cap bro.

Speaker 3:

Imagine getting locked in. Came this much just?

Speaker 1:

keep my black ass grip. It's the devil little cap. See, did you have?

Speaker 3:

a favorite production gritty. Oh no, are you really just? No, I just watched, yeah no, it's all good.

Speaker 1:

I do like a lot of quentin tarantino movies. I mean yeah, but in the like favorite production I ain't got a pacific one I I got like three that I like.

Speaker 3:

I have it in my notes right here yes, sir, yes sir I got um. Ones that I liked was bloom house. Bloom house was really solid because they had the get out movie, which is directed by jordan pill yeah and crazy thing is, you know he he had like a low budget for his movie too, and he did so good, bro, like, because he like changed it all up. You know, know he like broke the mold of you know, like regular smegular kind of you know, movies Like he changed it up, bro, and that was actually really good.

Speaker 3:

It has a 98% Rotten Tomatoes score Rotten Tomatoes.

Speaker 2:

Like him, though, they like him though, bro, I swear.

Speaker 3:

Even the audience score is really high too, bro.

Speaker 2:

Even the audience score is really high too, bro. That one I'm going to tell you, though, bro, because I went to see that and I was with a woman of Caucasian descent then too. So you know, I was looking at her sideways as fuck, but I was looking at her sideways. But, bro, when that motherfucker, when he went outside to take a smoke, bro, and that guard that was oh yeah, bro. I would have left, right then, and there it wouldn't have been no quink. That shit is weird.

Speaker 1:

I gotta go the way you just tried to censor saying I was in an intersex relationship. I was in, she was in.

Speaker 2:

Caucasian descent. Gotta be respectful.

Speaker 3:

Man, that shit crazy. Hey, when you trying To get cancer, anyway, brother, we trying to, we trying to keep it. Trying to say it the best way we can yeah.

Speaker 2:

This motherfucker here. But, uh, nah, man, I was seeing that shit At night smoking cigarettes, which I don't see. I'm telling you, bro, motherfuckers, that smoke cigarettes Put themselves in predicaments for a smoke. I'm telling you, don't do it. I'm the only motherfucker that listens to Daredge it's about. But that shit was crazy. Hell, bro, he was over there running like that. He gonna just stand there. I would have took off running. You have to catch me.

Speaker 1:

We both been running like motherfuckers, that's all I got to say Running on my damn tippy-toe High stepping like hell.

Speaker 2:

What.

Speaker 1:

Oh shit.

Speaker 3:

Another movie that they were really known for was Megan, you know, the one with that doll the doll, yeah, yeah, yeah, they actually got a second one coming out too. Oh really.

Speaker 2:

I'm going to watch that shit and never watch it again. Man, we was watching it. Then that kind of fell off for me. Bro, I got to see something with some gore. Bro, I need some blood, I need some motherfucking guts, I need some motherfucking screaming.

Speaker 3:

They also have paranormal activity under their belt.

Speaker 2:

That's really good, that's really really really good, but a lot of people didn't like the style of the what seem more real.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, it does, because it looks like you're seeing footage.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah I think this shit actually happens bro that shit that's some real shit, bro like no, I agree.

Speaker 1:

Like when I first saw it, I was like bro, this shit, for real for real, bro, this shit, that's what makes it so damn scary, man, man bro but they did a paranormal activity.

Speaker 3:

They did, um, did y'all what? Did y'all watch? All the paranormal activity?

Speaker 2:

I watched, I think, two of them, but that first one was one was the key, bro, because I was a little younger when I seen that.

Speaker 1:

The second one I watched is when the guy went to the parents' house and the witch it was like a.

Speaker 3:

It was like a grandma or something. Yeah, the grandma took the kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that shit scared the dog.

Speaker 1:

He was walking around with the camera. I was like damn, he was walking around with the camera, and then they made the deal with the Run.

Speaker 2:

Look, look, I hate Another, I don't know.

Speaker 1:

They gone now what you gonna do die with them.

Speaker 2:

I'm telling it's another movie I wanna make a Kind of like in that you ever seen quarantine.

Speaker 3:

No, I ain't seen quarantine oh yes, wait, was it quarantine? And then they have the vhs. Wasn't it kind of like the same thing, vhs one and two, and I think maybe not?

Speaker 2:

it was just a quarantine. Remember they was inside that that house and he was doing it from. He was doing it from a, which call it may be these people.

Speaker 2:

It was basically almost like you get bit and then you turn into one of them and the whole building started. But it all, it all started from a guy upstairs. He was experimenting on rats. He became like a Like a rat thing, bro, but it was from a camera, almost like that, bro, and the whole building was dark. He had it in god dang Night mode, bro. He was that shit was crazy. And then the whole the army Like quarantined the whole building off so you can even Get through the guy Bruh. One guy Opened that window. They blew his fucking head off. Bruh, I already said Y'all just had to Shoot my ass. I hope y'all shoot good, because you know the way you said.

Speaker 1:

That Kind of reminded me Of Captain Feeble. Yeah, yeah yeah, captain Feeble was yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, cabin Fever was boring, that's the.

Speaker 3:

is that the one where I don't know? I'm thinking about Cabin in the Woods, sorry.

Speaker 1:

You know, I got that mixed up. I was like man, I knew I was watching, I was looking at the cast. I was like Thor was in Cabin Fever. No, no.

Speaker 3:

Wait, I said no, that was Cabin in the Woods. Cabin Fever was rough. Oh, that was rough.

Speaker 1:

Cabin in the Woods is when they he tried to do that jump with the bike.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it was like a funny dumbass movie. Yeah, motherfucker smacked the shit out of Witch God. He thought he was going to make it too. Yeah, fellas.

Speaker 1:

But another movie man. It's called the Breed. How you seen it?

Speaker 3:

The Breed I have, I have, I have.

Speaker 1:

But it's about this damn. This uncle died and they went on this trip and everything and they go to the house for vacation and it's ran by savage dogs.

Speaker 2:

Oh shit, eating your motherfucking ass up.

Speaker 3:

Oh wait, no no, no, I did see that, I did see that one.

Speaker 1:

On your ass. And, bro, back then I thought it was a German Shepherd, but it was a fucking Belgian. Malamuse, malamuse, Malamuse, malamuse, but it was a Belgian. It was like that, bro, when you see the police tech dogs and bro eating motherfuckers up, man eating up, they had rock wallows and everything in there.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I think I even seen the golden retrieval they had like a little uh dog at the end of the movie or something like that. Right, they had like that one scene on the boat, or it was like yeah it was, but it was like a tiny dog. I think that was on there too.

Speaker 2:

Yeah trying to go crazy beat him time up for it by traverse it had um michelle roberges in it yeah, oh, yeah, yeah uh was turn man.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, damn man, you want to play then?

Speaker 2:

uh, well, hustling the flow yeah, I'm gonna be out here pimping your pimping country oh damn yeah, but it was a good movie man. What about you Will? Well, I got Hold on. What about I got you know? I don't know if y'all Ever seen Hellraiser.

Speaker 3:

I watched the first one, bro. I wanted to get into it.

Speaker 2:

It's good. I like it. That's really good. That shit Crazy bro. Imagine trying to wrap your motherfucking head Around that. That's why you don't be picking up shit and fucking with it.

Speaker 3:

What's the name of that little?

Speaker 2:

I forgot what the little cube is called, bro.

Speaker 3:

No, it's not the divot. Is it the divot?

Speaker 2:

I have no clue. I forgot all about it.

Speaker 3:

The divot box.

Speaker 2:

Something cube, box, whatever Doohickey.

Speaker 3:

Y'all know what we talking about.

Speaker 2:

Imagine a deaf Rubik's Cube. I was about to say Rubik's Cube.

Speaker 1:

Don't be touching them, damn Rubik's Cubes, the one you shouldn't play with.

Speaker 2:

Stop trying to be smart. Yeah, man, that shit, you fuck with that shit. Then that shit come, all these hooks. Rip all your goddamn skin off, then he comes to you, them hooks right at your nipples, bro, you know that shit burn. You know that shit burn like a motherfucker too. That thing be they be trying to walk around, they be living like a bloody puddle.

Speaker 1:

Man, what yeah?

Speaker 2:

that's tough, but the.

Speaker 3:

Hellraiser. Is that it's multiple right? It's like that's like demons or whatever, or is it just?

Speaker 2:

I think they're like beings.

Speaker 3:

But it's like between, like what it essentially is. It's between like pain and pleasure, like the pain they feel is the pleasure they get.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, something like that, bro, but they all but and but. It's a comic. They in comics, do you know? It's a. It's a, um, a comic where, hellraiser, her dad was abusing her man and then he started fucking with the cube. Or she started fucking with the cube and he came and then you know what he did to her dad? Told his goddamn skin off, yada, yada, yada, tortured him and then he said it's going to be alright, my child, because you've been through so much already. And then he just vanished with her dad and then she was just I gotta find the first one no, that was the comic.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, in the comic, but that shit was crazy bro the first one was crazy I only seen one, but that was it was pretty good uh, and speaking of like a horror movie, like horror, like old ones, evil dead, y'all watched. I still got the vhs one upstairs, yeah, yeah I got that one, bro, bro, and that was by Bruce Campbell yeah, bruce Campbell, and that was it had. If you watch it, if you watch it like looking back on it, bro, you can tell like it was in the 70s.

Speaker 3:

You know what I'm saying, because the way that it's got a nice aesthetic to it, yeah, aesthetic bro, that cult classic man, you got to love them bro.

Speaker 2:

That Fantasm too. That's a real good one. I don't know, I know they ain't watched it, but I got the trilogy so we're going to watch it.

Speaker 1:

We're going to come back to y'all on that Halloween, halloween, okay, oh speaking of that Hensel and Gretel.

Speaker 3:

Oh, the new one, have you seen it? The witch one, the witch hunter one.

Speaker 1:

No, no, the one that came out in 2020.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we watched it last night.

Speaker 1:

I don't think I've seen that one Because I was fighting for my life trying to watch it though I was about to try not to sleep but because, when I tell you, this shit is A1, man.

Speaker 2:

It's pretty good fellas. I ain't going to lie to y'all folks.

Speaker 3:

It's really good I don't think I've seen it, then it's on.

Speaker 1:

Netflix, hbo. I got it off Amazon. Oh okay, it's like $4.

Speaker 3:

$4.99.

Speaker 2:

They ain't getting them $4.

Speaker 3:

That's a lottery ticket right there.

Speaker 1:

I know that's right. The band got a problem. I'm trying to win it big.

Speaker 2:

That's really good. But like, yeah, bro, I was on the couch like this Gone. Gone, gone, gone bro. I'm over it by myself Like a drunk pig in the air, Like legit.

Speaker 3:

Like legit bro? Yeah, I can't say nothing. Yesterday, Pharoah came to the house and we were watching Night Shift.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, day Shift.

Speaker 3:

Day Shift. Oh yeah, Day Shift with Jamie Foxx.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, he was like a vampire hunter or whatever, it was good.

Speaker 3:

I liked it a it was really good. And my girlfriend. She was like knocked out, snoring Me and DJ over there laughing. Next thing. You know, bro, like 10 minutes in, I'm asleep.

Speaker 2:

I said Then DJ looked at me. My boy's getting old. Around here, bro, I said damn, I'm really by myself. Huh, my boy's getting old cuz. But Evil Dead Rise, that's another good one, and I heard two movies coming off from that.

Speaker 3:

That one was good. That's the one with the, the one. They found that book in that cabin and they ended up going to the hotel apartment building. Oh no, that's the apartment building one, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, where the dad, but that's that's essentially that's how the original you ain't uh wrong about that.

Speaker 2:

That's how the original one happened. They found in that goddamn cabin and blood got out. But the same thing with the new uh, the original one happened. They found it in that goddamn cabin. But the same thing with the new one. Remember it had the earthquake and then it was in that bank down below the whole hotel. It was in an old bank and then it had that book in it, the Necronomicon if I'm not mistaken.

Speaker 2:

Man, that bitch put that goddamn CD on that motherfucker. That motherfucker did. But I said, ah damn, look, look, look, I ain't saying like, but if, if that was us fellas, we wouldn't have messed with that. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 3:

Like I don't know, bro, I might have poked it a little.

Speaker 2:

I'll take it quick as soon as that motherfucker Cracked open like that. Nah, we ain't going down In that dark motherfucker. I was going.

Speaker 3:

I know they got the winning numbers In this bitch somewhere. I'm dead, nah, nah.

Speaker 2:

Look, let me stop that, cause I figured the old bank they might got some Motherfucking money down here. Oh, I think I think. Cut off, yeah, cut off Technical difficulties. I guess we ain't never Gonna have footage. I don't understand, bro. I guess we're going to have to bust yours out, bro, we'll do it next episode bro. We're going to bust that bitch out. Sorry, fellas.

Speaker 3:

We want to have a video for y'all, but I'm having issues with the Sony ZV-1.

Speaker 2:

So if y'all got some tips or something to give me, yeah, because we still in this pretty new fellas you know what I'm saying we want to see. Y'all can see our faces in the laughs and the gaffes and all that shit.

Speaker 1:

But you know they been talking about making a Constantine 2. To go back to that, I did see that man.

Speaker 2:

I think that what was the show? Was it the late night show or something like that? Keanu Reeves was like if you could revisit any role, what would it be? He said I know, I'm going to get something for this. He said but Constantine, as soon as he said that, they went right back to him in production.

Speaker 3:

Damn, that's nice, that's nice right there.

Speaker 1:

I hope they remade, not Constantine. I just said Van Helsing man.

Speaker 3:

They made the show, didn't they make a show out of it?

Speaker 1:

They made a it's an anime, oh show. Didn't they make a show out of it? They made a it's an anime, oh shit.

Speaker 2:

That's called Hilsum Van Hilsum. They made an anime about it.

Speaker 3:

That's the one, Alucard ain't it.

Speaker 2:

Alucard Dracula spelled backwards.

Speaker 3:

Damn hold on. I ain't even know that shit, that's right that's right, because that's the way it is on Castlevania 2. That's right, that's right.

Speaker 1:

But yeah, that shit still blows my mind.

Speaker 3:

I'll be forgetting bro Farrah Hesteria, with all the facts, though, bro.

Speaker 2:

I'll be trying, fellas.

Speaker 3:

What was I going to say? The other production that I really like, guillermo del Toro, yeah, guillermo, rob Zombie too. That's the one that does all the Zombie movies. But I like Guillermo del Toro. His movies are Good. He did Hellboy, he did that Pinocchio movie. Pinocchio, yeah, yeah, yeah, the dark, dark, no, I think it's just called guillermo guillermo del toro, uh, pinocchio, or some shit like that yeah, that was real good.

Speaker 2:

Um, what's the name? Um? Pan's labrador that was that one was really good bro, yeah, that one got like a 96 on rotten tomatoes that's a really good movie, fellas. Y'all need to check that out just 95, sorry. That dark fantasy is awesome bro.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, the way he did all the characters and everything, phenomenal bro you know, actually when he introduced that movie he did like a premiere or whatever. They gave him like a 20-something minute standing ovation, bro. Shit, like they just sat there. That's what I'm talking about, bruh. That's how you know that movie's like that, it's like cheese. But his shit, I love his style, bruh, like he's Like the way he designs characters, yeah, and all that stuff, but just like the way he tells stories and it's just so good, bruh, so good.

Speaker 2:

What about? What do you think about Rob Romero?

Speaker 3:

Was that who I was thinking?

Speaker 2:

about. That's who I was. Uh, the day of death, yeah I think that's the. I got it mixed up no, no, no, it might be him that like. That might be like, because he he does a lot of zombie flicks the the day of the dead, bro, that shit. Was it donald day of the dead? Day to day, don't? Yeah, he's the one. Was he the one that was on?

Speaker 1:

uh, that call of duty black ops. Ah, that zombie man.

Speaker 3:

I think the ship one and then like he comes out with that hammer or whatever and you gotta like try and kill him.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I think that's what I meant to talk like. That's what I meant to say, not the other dude I don't, I don't know, bro, like I'm trying to get fog, I think it's him. But, bro, I love zombie movies and like. And it's the question of y'all what would y'all do in a zombie apocalypse? What would you hold up at?

Speaker 3:

because give me a starting point like you gotta give me a starting point start for it.

Speaker 2:

Let's see so, let's see you at me off bro um, I guess post apocalyptic uh, you're trying to find like a place to hold up it like did I know in advance?

Speaker 3:

like did I you know shit going down?

Speaker 2:

I just woke up oh, now that waking up shit, that's a little, that's a little rough, but I think we prepared enough now. We've seen enough movies. If something's going wrong, something's going wrong, but I'm either going to the pawn shop.

Speaker 3:

That thing going to be ransacked. They're going to be holed up in that bitch. Who goes there?

Speaker 2:

No cap.

Speaker 1:

Right point at your head Going straight to the park. So I'm getting all the guns and all the bullets. I'm going to tell you Guns.

Speaker 3:

Get them chainsaws bro. Well, no, that's got gas. Just get your sword, bro.

Speaker 2:

I mean it goes dole. But you just, I'm getting axes, I'm getting motherfucking katanas, machetes, goddamn baseball bats, bro. But if it's me, I know it's going to be hard to lock down, but I have to try to get like a Costco, Walmart or something like that, bro. Or I go in the mountains, because population density you know what I'm saying Ain't going to be a million people up there, Ain't going to be a million zombies. If you know good outdoors, you probably could survive up there. Terrain is real rugged, so it would be hard for them. It depends If you got them walkers.

Speaker 3:

They're kind of zombies, you bro, it's the running ones. Yeah, I'm calling, hey.

Speaker 1:

I wish y'all could see my motherfucking face right now. Shit that motherfucker on my heel, man.

Speaker 2:

Oh I'm going to run.

Speaker 1:

Man, I ain't got that much wind, I'm throwing a grenade.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, if they running, but if they also can jump too, yeah, jump.

Speaker 2:

Like the jackals from Left 4 Dead. Yeah, yeah, oh, my god, got like the mutations Stuff like that. If it get that deep Shit I'm gonna get caught.

Speaker 1:

I'm jumping in Witch bro the witch All you hear, is that crying Bruh?

Speaker 2:

And then that that shit used to be crazy, cause on Left 4 Dead 2 Coach be like I hear a bitch and then that shit Be had me dead bro.

Speaker 1:

I hear a bitch, but should be having me there.

Speaker 2:

But uh, where would y'all go? Where would y'all go to man?

Speaker 3:

I feel like a good spot to have, kind of sort of would be like a beach area and you just fortify like a good distance yeah you want to be at the back because you just have to watch one side. Essentially, I mean, yeah, you have to truck like try and quarantine and keep her like keep order, but at least you'd only have to watch three sides, technically like left right whatever side's in front of you.

Speaker 2:

Fuck on me, you cough too hard. I'll blow the mad cheeks off.

Speaker 3:

Because you got all the fish to eat. That's food you got endless fish, you're right. Hey, that's really good, but the only bad thing is, I feel like the temptation of not getting water all the time. You're like I know I can take a sip from the ocean. No, I know I can't.

Speaker 2:

That's probably like the only issue, bro, like probably just yeah, if you ain't got no fresh water, you're like bro, just one sip ain't gonna hurt, bro. And then maybe like only thing actually, like a hurricane, come something like that, a natural disaster, it flooded bunker down all this shit away.

Speaker 1:

The next thing you know, you got the zombies right there just waiting just hanging in the palm tree like that bro folded, like this but um, I know it'll be rough if some shit like that happening, motherfuckers, is in the mountains no, I think it'd be all right.

Speaker 2:

Like I said, population density, bro. Ain't that many motherfuckers up there? If you can hunt and gather, you're alright.

Speaker 3:

I feel like if you got the lift thing, that's the only way to get up top, because if it's steep there's no way they're going up steep.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, no cap, you're right.

Speaker 1:

The motherfuckers crawl on each other. You talking about some World War Z.

Speaker 2:

I ain't lying to you. That used to give me anxiety, bro. That used to give me anxiety. So bad watching that and it's hard to scare me, bro. I used to watch that shit bro. Them motherfuckers be running in droves. They just pounch.

Speaker 1:

Just like if they sit up there and bite animals and they turn into zombies too.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, Bro, zombie bear bro yeah exactly. Yeah. I see that zombie blood coming out of his mouth.

Speaker 1:

Motherfucker got one eye. Yeah, one eye bro.

Speaker 2:

RIP yeah.

Speaker 1:

Or them Mountain Lion, or them Bobcat, and they do that crowd that Bobcats do. Oh my.

Speaker 2:

God? No, that sounds like. What did it say? Not baby, I think, is it lynx Bobcat. A bobcat, do you mean like a cougar? No, bobcat Bobcats are almost like little mean-ass cats. Yeah, them little ones, but a cougar. Yeah, but a cougar sounds like a fucking woman screaming bro, you ever heard one? Bro yeah, yeah, they damn do and not to jump off subject with zombies, but I'm going to tell you what else I like Folklore, folk, horror, bro.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, yeah, like with the Wendigo and shit like that, bro, that shit is so good, bro man, just like I'm going to tell you, bro, especially like, I guess, the Dark Ages, 1500s, bro, if you get your ass caught up at nighttime, it's liable to anything to happen. Bro, it ain't no streetlights, it ain't no motherfucking phones, it was just motherfucking lanterns. That's all it was bro, Get back demon.

Speaker 3:

I'll be swinging at them Get back.

Speaker 2:

A boy out there about to shit as soon as that thing gets cut off.

Speaker 3:

all you hear is thump, that'd be, that lantern hitting his head.

Speaker 2:

But you gotta understand a lot of these. I don't like me, man. Shit, I got that motherfucker. I got a motherfucker. I'm dead dude. Oh shit, I think a lot of this stuff. There's a rave about this bitch bro. I'm shaking like hell. You say what, bro? This is gonna be flickering out there. I'm just nervous. First rave in the 1500s. But I think, like that was like one of the most scariest times, bro, because anything could happen bro, like after dark. It was seriously, you know, in human nature, bro, it's like that's an instinct instilled in you, bro, from like whatever time ago, to be afraid of the dark, because so much shit was out at Dark and Predators.

Speaker 1:

But like that did this.

Speaker 2:

Oh shit.

Speaker 1:

Watch your assholes fellas.

Speaker 2:

But that was a really scary time, bro. So you, you gotta imagine anybody could've done anything to you, bro, or or whatever the fuck it was lurking out to you bro, that's crazy bro.

Speaker 3:

They cause you get killed and I mean, yeah, there's like law and everything, but you can literally just get dumped in the woods.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, dumped in the woods, killing each other, like that man, because they can get away and colts were a very much thing back in the day.

Speaker 2:

I'm talking about sacrificing kind of colts, like, and then that's one of the some of the stuff about the witches there. You'll hear them at nighttime cackling and going over. You know I'm saying, bro, you got weird motherfuckers and huts doing. You know you don't know what bro, and like it'd be little kids trapped out for dark and go missing and shit, bro, hell. And then they just chopped it up. They go looking for your ass, like today that said, nature got him or whatever man, but just baby, like just them hairs standing up on the back of your like neck as you walk in. Like something dark like that bro, something stalking you, something bro like, and just that wind howling them, trees crackling, oh, yeah bro, I agree bro.

Speaker 3:

That's rough bro, that's shit, because back in the day they made the Obviously the houses are made of wood or whatever, but they had that straw kind of roof way back in the day like first settlement kind of deal. Yes, sir, bro, that's shit. Damn where all my straw go. It's like the roof off.

Speaker 2:

Damn. You know, it was cold as fuck too, God dog, you know what's.

Speaker 1:

another good one American Horror Story.

Speaker 3:

Oh yeah, american Horror Story.

Speaker 1:

When they did that whole Louisiana thing with Papa Legba and Angela Bassett and who else and Angela Bassett and who else, it was like they messed with voodoo and hoodoo and type shit man.

Speaker 2:

That's some scary shit, man, yeah, man. And then like them folklore, like the Wendigo, and then like all them other animals back in the day, bro, like them skinwalkers, bro. You know I don't care what you believe in, but every something got a little truth to it, bro. You know I don't care what you believe in, but every something got a little truth to it, bro. I don't care what the fuck it is, bro, and you could be like a man of the cloth, a man of the signs, bro. But some places just don't feel right, bro. Some places just feel, like you know, and like I said, being in them woods, like that. And it's crazy because a lot of people don't know Wherever you live at, uh, wherever you listen is from. Like you can be in a daylight, bro, like you can be out in a field or somewhere, it just out. But as soon as you go in the forest, bro, it gets 10 times darker, bro. That don't get caught, like I'm telling you well, hey, you gotta.

Speaker 1:

I believe that shit man, because hey, if it's good, it's evil.

Speaker 3:

No captives, yeah I agree, talking about, uh, good and evil. I don't know if y'all remember when Randonauting was a thing. What the hell Randonauting? It was like an app that gave you like so you were trying like you're supposed to like my bad.

Speaker 3:

You're supposed to like put like things that you wanted to see. Like like, say, you wanted to see um, uh like. Some people use it to like get like uh affirmation or like get like help making a decision or just to see things. Like somebody be like I want to see what's the right decision to make, like I want to be a tattoo artist or a lawyer, kind of deal, and they'll put I just want to be able to have a sign to help me decide on what I need to do with my life, and they'll plug it into the app. Like you just like download it, plug it in and then you're supposed to like think strong of what you want to see, or some shit like that, and it'll give you like coordinates and you go to the coordinates and it's supposed to essentially like show you something that you wanted to the coordinates. And it's supposed to essentially like show you something that you wanted to see.

Speaker 3:

So somebody actually had a story. They were like they went to a coordinate, I think, and it was like a tattoo shop at that coordinate they went to and they're like dang, you know, um, I guess it's a sign I gotta be a tattoo artist, like that's, that's my calling. Then, like you know, because they were on the fence between being a tattoo artist or a lawyer. But I think the tattoo shop was closed down or something. So I was like I don't know if that's a sign it's closed. I don't know if that's the right decision. So they went around the corner or something like that, and there was a law firm right there and actually it was like someone's telling me this is the right decision to make and they ended up being a lawyer. It's a true story. Like like somebody's like account or whatever, like that they had with the app or whatever.

Speaker 3:

Oh, shit and um we actually ended up doing it like dj. I mean, pharaoh never told you about the time we did the round, or not him no, I don't know.

Speaker 2:

I know, bro, that shit was kind of wicked, it's pretty, I ain't gonna lie to you.

Speaker 3:

Like it's just pretty, like interesting, just to see what that leads you, because it's the uncertainty of it in the adventure of you know, I'm saying it was like viral bro, like people were like running into, like going into like areas they like shouldn't have been in, or like seeing stuff, like some people like find, like I think somebody found like a body oh shit one time, or something like that. Yikes, I think people are going around trying to scare people too. You know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1:

That's why you can't never have shit, man, I was going to be somebody that do the opposite of good. The opposite of good.

Speaker 3:

I know we did it. We wanted to see, I think, aliens, something alien related, an artifact and a ghost or some shit like that. That was like the three things we chose. So we plugged in the coordinates. I mean, we didn't plug them in, we put it on the app and it gave us coordinates. It lets you pick a radius, like how far you want to go out. Radius like how far you want to go out. So it gave us coordinates to go to this place. I ain't gonna say where it's at, because we get in trouble when the statute of limitation.

Speaker 3:

Bro, I think we'll be all right, but um, we actually went to um do I know the place? Like there's like this building somewhere over there and, um, we're like, yeah, yeah, we went over. Yeah, we went over there right, and there was like a building. And there was like you can veer off to the left to like this gravel driveway, it's like a building over there. And we're like we're just going to park right here the corner, to like straight in the woods, and everybody looked around like, yeah, we ain't going in those woods and I was like come on guys, we got to go.

Speaker 3:

We and I was like come on, guys, we gotta go. We just go in a little bit.

Speaker 2:

We just go in for a little bit. Excuse me again, bro, I tried to mute my mic. My fat fellas, bro. I'm mad. I didn't mean to fuck up your story, no, you're good, you're good.

Speaker 3:

So we were just gonna like everybody's saying no, no, no, no, we ain't going in, we ain't going in. I was like, bro, we're just gonna go not too deep in there, but just just let's just go in and see what happens. And like we went in and then that shit got steep Bruh.

Speaker 3:

It was like, like if you would've went down there. You ain't coming back up, bruh, you ain't coming back up, ain't no damn way. And it was dark out there, bruh, it was like Night time and we was like Looking and whatnot. We, we're like On the phone, we're like we're close to the coordinate, we're close to the coordinate.

Speaker 2:

It, bro, there was a feather right there, bro, like a feather this long that shit was big as hell right there on the coordinate, yeah, but it was crazy because the clearing was, it was clear, all right. There was nothing right there, but that one fellow was just like. We was like yeah the fuck oh, that's crazy.

Speaker 1:

It was a feather right there bro, it was, it was crazy.

Speaker 3:

And then pharaoh was like y'all. As soon as y'all like I don't get scared easy, but when y'all see me run, you know, take all running with me.

Speaker 1:

Bruh, he just took his head up.

Speaker 3:

He looked around. He got quiet. We looked at him. He took all running bruh. So we took all running right after him. Bruh, I shit you not. We got back to the car, bruh. The security people were pulling up, bro. I guess an alarm got tripped or they saw us parked on the side of the building over there. But as soon as we got in the car, bro, we booked it, bro, we were like we left bro, that's crazy.

Speaker 3:

Kick it gone. This is why I didn't want to do it this is why. I ain't twist nobody's arm.

Speaker 2:

I'm just trying to have fun.

Speaker 3:

I ain't twist nobody's arm.

Speaker 2:

I'm just trying to have fun, but that's it Again. Stuff like that man. It's just pretty interesting. Some of the stuff is what you believe, but some shit is just like that, bro. But also, what's the?

Speaker 1:

I was about to Conspiracy theories Like the Russian sleep experiment, Like you talking about when they Hadn't awake for a long period of time?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I think Went 30 days without sleeping.

Speaker 1:

Man.

Speaker 2:

Shit was crazy fellas. They turned into fucking ghouls man. Damn yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3:

That's crazy, bro, this some shit where it's like like that uh, I know what you did last summer type of deal, we're like, we're like. We all make a pack we all make a pack, we ain't gonna say shit. And then, out of nowhere, everybody starts getting random notes, random text messages I know what you did, boy I just met both of y'all.

Speaker 1:

I ain't in that damn pack, nah, but the thing that's been out there Is like voodoo type shit to me.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, black magic.

Speaker 1:

It's interesting, but I don't. You don't fuck, don't mess with witchcraft, do not mess with it, cause you don't know what you doing.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, especially like back then dude, like we was talking about.

Speaker 1:

Do not mess with that shit. You might think you calling for somebody to come help you and then, boom, you just told yourself.

Speaker 2:

Somebody else come help me Offering you gifts and shit like that, but every gift has its own. It's a give and take relationship. Ain't shit for free, that's right bro.

Speaker 3:

But, what is? Did y'all ever um have any funny stories or anything like that, like stupid, scary stuff that happened to you? We're like oh shit. And you're like oh bro, it was nothing, it was just yeah, it's just my brain or some shit actually here actually oh man, here we go here we go, actually here, bro, I know it was one day I got off of work.

Speaker 1:

I think it was like in 2016, 2017. And then I got off of work. Then these two motherfuckers, man, other Caucasian descendants no, you know, our house is kind of like low-key haunted type shit. So these motherfuckers playing with white noise on the phone Didn't know what the hell was going on Goes to the bathroom. The bathroom automatically just locks them in. Do do, do. Ah, I can't get out. I can't get out. The next one we seen like a shadow coming from the damn this is the sunroom Coming from the sunroom and actually grabs what's it called?

Speaker 1:

What I don't know, you can see him like moves upstairs talking and you can see the damn shadow. Me and my other homeboy we watched this shit and then he was like what the hell was that? And then he was like grabbing. He felt the silhouette walk past him and we was like man. I said, yeah, I'm going to my grandma's house, I'm going to let that shit air out.

Speaker 3:

Open the windows, let that shit out.

Speaker 1:

We had salt, every fucking world.

Speaker 3:

Damn, yeah, we had salt every fucking world.

Speaker 1:

Damn yeah, we had salt every damn world man, not the Ida Nye's salt. Dead ass, serious, dead ass, serious bro. It was good, and you know who actually wouldn't have got the salt who Haley Shout out Haley, hey, yeah, man With the salt. It was good, but I'll be back. We out of here man. We went to Walmart.

Speaker 2:

It's just 24 hours, man, that's something I regret. They're going to bring that back, bro. I'm telling you.

Speaker 1:

That's the most scary thing to happen.

Speaker 3:

Walmart is only 12 hours, telling you 24 hours, bro.

Speaker 2:

That shit was a blessing back in the day, I took that shit for granted that's where I did my grocery shopping that night, but I didn't have to worry about running into anybody.

Speaker 3:

Thank you, yeah, I could like take my time and everything was like simple. Bro, now I go and I'm like running. I haven't seen you, yeah there's a reason.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, like damn bro, like shit, like what's up, kid what you been up to out the way I know that's right what you been doing. Staying out the way, like damn man, how much staying out the way. You need to out the fucking way yeah, I used to.

Speaker 2:

I just met me I know that's right. I used to uh work third shift at a at a um, on a super uh at walmart. So. But I'm gonna tell you something when something's like dead at night, it is creepy, bro, and you know, back then anybody could just walk in bro. So I'd be stalking bro, and I see one random person and your mom plays trick on you because I think somebody like passed out I'm like I wonder if that was really somebody.

Speaker 2:

I'm fucking tripping, bro, and like I go look nobody, I'm like damn dude, I'm like yep. And then sometimes, and like I go look nobody, I'm like damn dude, I'm like yep, and then sometimes I'll be like that wasn't nobody. Then somebody comes strolling. I'm like what the fuck You're like I'm doing that graveyard shit, bro. You don't know what day, what time I'm telling you bro. And it's just weird, bro, Because I done had people like characters. I would say, oh, yeah, I believe it.

Speaker 2:

I believe it. Come up and down my aisle Like five times bro. I be like yo. I'm gonna have to fight this motherfucker, cause he.

Speaker 3:

I don't know what he's trying to do. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2:

And you gotta watch yourself too, cause somebody go in there, stab me and run out or something like that, and you gotta be.

Speaker 1:

It's like going to damn sheets that damn night man.

Speaker 3:

Bruh, that's uh.

Speaker 1:

You're looking for trouble, bro hey man, can I borrow that? Look bro, look shit.

Speaker 2:

No, I'm broke too, god. I'm broke too, god. Damn it, shit I'm. I'm telling motherfucker, let me hold something what was I gonna say?

Speaker 3:

um, what about horror attractions?

Speaker 2:

y'all like going to the horror attractions and stuff like that oh, fun fact, uh, your boy pharaoh used to be at one and used to work at one. Oh, I ain't got actor of the year all three years. I was there before because I worked through that like all high school, so um, but I'd have been every um attraction around in our state, so, um, I've been to some pretty good ones. Um, I think the first year I played, uh, I was a self-made character called Roadkill, but I had essentially this big-ass vulture mask on. It. Just looked freaky, bro, and it's crazy because one of the tactics of I'm spilling the tea of haunted attractions, what they do they put real bright lights outside the attraction because it makes your pupils get a cute to it, bro. So when you actually go into attraction your eyes don't adjust fast enough so you can't see a goddamn thing yeah, I could be dead in front of you.

Speaker 2:

You can't see me cuz your eyes ain't adjusted to darkness yet. So yeah, bro, that's pretty smart yeah so funny story about that on.

Speaker 3:

I might not know this well, obviously not. But so whenever I was a freshman in high school, that's where I met pharaoh, like we had lunch together and I remember we're talking about the xbox 360 and he was like, yeah, man, I'm trying to save up to get one right now. And uh, you were in school. We were both in school and you were doing that, I guess working after school or something yeah, weekend or something and he was like, yeah, man, I'm gonna save up to get one.

Speaker 3:

And uh, yeah, I remember when you you bought one, yeah, like a couple weeks or months later or whatever and, um, yeah, that's how we met, like at lunch or whatever.

Speaker 2:

That was pretty cool yeah, and then, uh what? Our other friend. I had a team sports with him.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, so team sports the legendary one and only Mr Ricky.

Speaker 2:

The Ricky bro the. Ricky, not the Riddler, it's the Ricky, but y'all we have some of my school friends and some of my real good friends on here as guests sometimes, so y'all can meet them and who we are. Bro, they're really cool people, man.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, they're real cool.

Speaker 1:

I don't think how I met you. You fed us.

Speaker 2:

Oh, that's right yeah and then Grutty, me and him we went to school with too, but really all of us, man, we just had our own clip. We played the game. Well, I played the game with Reverence, and Grut, me and him just met on after school a little bit and found out we're kinfolk.

Speaker 3:

Oh shit, I didn't know that.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, can him just met on after school a little bit found out, we're kin folks so oh shit, I didn't know that yeah, can you tell but uh, but uh.

Speaker 1:

Um, I think the first time we ever hanged out it was across cross street yeah, yeah, how old were you and we was there.

Speaker 2:

uh, high school had to be. I think it was my sophomore year, no junior. I think it was my sophomore year, no junior year. Okay, it was my junior year. It was wild, bro. We was young, we was in our teens. I'm a good old. I'm getting unk age now.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I've been unk, no, but damn. Yeah, we was like yeah, come on, shoot paintball.

Speaker 2:

I'm like I do want to do that. Fun fact I didn't get hit a single time that day. I was on it. I'm like that.

Speaker 1:

Got lit the fuck up, man. I tell you Got lit up, man.

Speaker 3:

Tried hiding behind the trees and everything couldn't find one.

Speaker 2:

No, it used to be a house.

Speaker 3:

Oh, okay, were y'all outside then, or were?

Speaker 1:

y'all inside, inside.

Speaker 3:

Inside shooting the paintball yeah, inside shooting a paintball yeah, y'all, some badass little kids.

Speaker 2:

Nah, it was like a abandoned house. But they owned it at a time before we all knocked it down.

Speaker 3:

Okay, okay, y'all knocked it down what you mean bro, it knocked it down. I thought y'all were like breaking walls and tearing that bitch out from the inside. Yeah, we did that, though. I mean nobody was in it, that crackhead walking by. What happened to my house, man? This one's to a damn.

Speaker 2:

Went clean through the bit Boom Like an action movie. That shit kind of hurt, though fella because the draw wall on goddamn wood. I'm telling you.

Speaker 1:

About to turn the house to a haunted house.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Ain't no copper in that bitch yo. None whatsoever no plumbing, no copper, no water no, nah, we used to damn come over there, go over there on the weekends and damn have paintball wars and shit. Yeah, man, I met, really met, everybody man. Yeah, man, I was just staying, stayed in the country.

Speaker 2:

Okay, same here. I stayed in some pretty good uh speaking, uh speaking of like uh the stories, though man, like, I got a whole bunch of them, bro. You know I live back down in the sticks, you know, and that'd be I'm talking about. It'd be dark, bro. It came within your hand, in front of your face, dude. So my like, my dad and him on the one event, full night, they was all outside playing dominoes. You know, I'm saying under the uh moonlight, whatever. They might have been under the influence or something, but still it ain't like that though. You know what I mean.

Speaker 2:

I was gambling with the devil and um, yes, you know the peyote, um, but anyway. So they playing dominoes out there playing dominoes and they hear these flaps, then they was like the fuck. And then everybody got quiet and then they heard the branches landing. When the limbs kind of fell down, they was like, they was like what the fuck? And my daddy out of nowhere said he said it's Count Dracula and ran in Dracula and ran in the. And then ran in the house. Bro, they all ran in the house.

Speaker 2:

I ain't put the count in the Count, Dracula bro.

Speaker 1:

Most motherfuckers from the urban community. We be like Dracula is Count Dracula, bro. Most motherfuckers from the urban community. We was like Dracula, it's Count Dracula. Oh yeah, he was up there. He was on Pluto.

Speaker 2:

He said it's Count Dracula. And then they ran to the house. My uncle was going to run in there and get his gun. Bro, he's going to run in there and stay in the house. They outside looking up at the goddamn tree like oh hell no.

Speaker 1:

Nah, I'm in my dead. I used to fuck my daddy back in the day, man, and we was sitting on the porch. It was on a weekend. We was just sitting on the porch, he was taking him a drink and I happened to look over in the corner of the porch. It was a patch of bats just right there.

Speaker 3:

Oh shit.

Speaker 1:

I was just looking. I was like, oh hell, no. I looked over at my dad. I said I'm going to fuck with him, went in the house and our damn door was this big-ass glass. So I went in the house, shut the door, tapped on that son of a bitch. My dad looked at me. He said what the fuck is wrong with this damn boy? I said he're a fucking retard.

Speaker 2:

Challenge-ass little boy.

Speaker 1:

I said, hey yo, daddy, look. He looked over man. I could have seen his damn heart start pumping out of his motherfucking chest. Instantly start pumping Kool-Aid. He said, oh hell no. He said I'm going to kill your motherfucking ass. Look, that's something that's been shaking from his legs to his motherfucking forehead boy. He cussed me the hell out, man.

Speaker 3:

Was it because he's afraid of bats, or something?

Speaker 1:

Anything that looks like a rat. Oh shit, when it comes to rats, my daddy's scared of all types of critters, but that damn rat, and that's something that's been looking at him like this, I promise, quote, unquote that's something that probably had red eyes man, that's something that was probably jacked.

Speaker 3:

They was eyeball to eyeball bro Van Piddle.

Speaker 1:

That's something that was just looking, and then the other one was wrapped around Just like this, just looking, and so they was looking at that, oh nah. I was like they about to bite you, motherfucker. He said whoo shit.

Speaker 2:

Great thing about that, bro. In Australia they got bats inside the motherfucking little kids bro.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, bro, that damn small children, them motherfuckers. Have you seen the vampire bat? Though that damn small children them motherfuckers. Have you seen the vampire bat?

Speaker 2:

though, Mm-mm man the vampire they actually like they little bro.

Speaker 1:

Huh, they little, they about as big as that mic I'm talking about the fucking face, oh yeah, with the teeth, with the fangs yeah like they actually look. You know how? Like back in the, how the vampire bat look like man it's cool, yeah, cool thing, man, they don't like.

Speaker 2:

A lot of people think, bro, they don't like, they don't tea, for like the cut a little, like a little what you call it, and they actually lick the blood. Yeah, because they got proteins and shit.

Speaker 1:

And you know, when they eat with a drink blood, they piss at the same time.

Speaker 3:

Huh, piss at the same time. Oh, I didn't know that they piss at the same time.

Speaker 2:

Well damn, make some room. God damn it. I know that's right.

Speaker 1:

Your stomach's so small.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that makes a lot of sense, bro. I would say another one dude that was me that was on the same dirt road fellas, I'm talking about in the middle of nowhere. I remember I was running home At the time a kid I didn't understand like how sound travels through the woods, bro man, I started running. It felt like something was right behind my black hat Boy. That shit used to have my heart. Just I'm telling you, bro, that shit used to.

Speaker 1:

You know what place got some of the weirdest fucking animals that would scare the dog shit out of you. What, what is it Fucking Australia?

Speaker 2:

I would either say Australia or the Amazon For real bro.

Speaker 1:

I think the have you heard of the eye? I think it's a marsupian, I think it is. Nah but this thing looks like it's got fat ears and it's got piercing fucking eyes like a damn owl and it's got this extra long appendix finger and then something that looks like a ghoul and then something that taps the damn trees. Oh shit, Trying to find fucking termites.

Speaker 3:

Oh yeah, Hold on, I got to see this.

Speaker 1:

Bruh, just imagine you be just camping and then you happen to look up and you see that gotta see this, Bruh. Just imagine you being just camping and then you happen to look up and you see that motherfucker like this Damn, they do look crazy.

Speaker 3:

It's crazy, ain't it? Imagine, bruh, you just looking up you seen any bugs around here anywhere? What? The fuck that shit look crazy bro.

Speaker 1:

It look like a possum bat. Yeah, that's how they do it.

Speaker 3:

Y'all got some bugs, there goes that finger.

Speaker 1:

God dog boy, this is a fucking fiend man.

Speaker 3:

Them things look crazy bro. Yeah man, I ain't never seen that. You said that's in.

Speaker 1:

Antarctica.

Speaker 3:

Antarctica, I mean not Antarctica Amazon.

Speaker 1:

No, australia, I'm serious.

Speaker 2:

Hold the fuck up. I think that's in Amazon, bro, because I'm going to say they're nocturnal, ain't they?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, they're nocturnal, yeah.

Speaker 2:

I'm telling you, they're nocturnal, ain't they? Yeah, yeah, they're nocturnal. Yeah, I'm telling you, I be knowing these things, I be knowing a bunch of bullshit. That's what it be fellas, I swear. Yeah, madagascar, oh Madagascar, nevermind, that's an island. Excuse me, that ain't Amazon.

Speaker 3:

Oh yeah, that's right, that is an island.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, madagascar has some of the most exotic animals on this planet actually. Only marsupial. I think America has is a fucking possum. But they're actually really good for the environment. Because they can't. I think it's a real either they can't or it's one of the lowest percent chances they can catch rabies because their heart beats, and I think no, it's their core temperature. Excuse me, it's too low.

Speaker 3:

The square light. That's crazy. I didn't know that, bro.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's a whole bunch of um and fun fact. You know what nightmare is called a nightmare? Because the first recorded actually nightmare was a. It was a all black, pitch black horse with red eyes, bro the horse yeah, you know, uh, a horse is called a mayor oh okay, so I didn't know that yeah, that was in, like the, the 1500s or the dark ages. A guy had a real you know I'm saying a night terror or nightmare. It was a. It was a. It was a black horse with red eyes.

Speaker 1:

I bet it's this beautiful though I bet not, then shit I better not see that shit at all. I bet that shit is beautiful man.

Speaker 2:

That shit. You hear that motherfucker, them red eyes chasing your goddamn shit.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but it's not a marsupial, it's a lemur.

Speaker 2:

A lemur.

Speaker 1:

Oh, yeah, yeah it's Madagascar, so the lemurs. Yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 2:

Sorry to get back off the top of man and a lot of, a lot of um, the nightmares come from animals, like that you know seeing at night time and stuff like that. Because you gotta understand, bro, that shit's crazy, like because you know, uh, chemisots in the okay, yeah, he's a mayans, yeah, the mind's the god of death.

Speaker 2:

It's a fucking bat. You know I'm saying he drinks the blood of it. You know they sacrifice people to this motherfucking man. They, that was your ass. They're gonna take your little ass up top of the goddamn pyramid and go ahead, cut your goddamn heart out and then you're just cutting that shit out, holding that shit up to the sky Bruh, letting that blood drip down. Oh, my goodness. Squeeze that thing you gotta admit At some point that was kinda hard. I ain't lying, that was hard you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2:

I hate to be the poor bastard.

Speaker 3:

I was about to say Bruh, I'll be at the bottom. I'm glad they want me. I know that.

Speaker 2:

You see, they got Chuck he. He was right beside my ass. Maybe I'm next.

Speaker 1:

That shit was all real man.

Speaker 2:

What.

Speaker 1:

Like vampires, ghouls you never know.

Speaker 2:

I seen some ghouls in day. Shit Some beans bro, I seen some beans.

Speaker 3:

You would think that One thing about a crackhead, bro. They indestructible bro. That motherfucker can fall off a third floor building bro.

Speaker 2:

Still be running bro. That damn Frankenstein's bro.

Speaker 1:

Crack that damn milk Shit. This turned into a straight ghoul.

Speaker 2:

Italian bro.

Speaker 1:

Modern day monsters, bro, little fitties.

Speaker 3:

That's right, bro. Another fun fact, bro Drugs is bad in gay.

Speaker 2:

Yes.

Speaker 3:

Very bad.

Speaker 2:

A lot of people mistaken Frankenstein as what do you call it? No, it's Dr Frankenstein. Yeah, dr Frankenstein.

Speaker 3:

That's the one that created the monster, the monster.

Speaker 2:

That's technically just a monster. Everybody calling him Frankenstein is literally the monster. Get your facts straight.

Speaker 1:

Frank Jr, frank Jr.

Speaker 3:

Pharaoh said come towards him with the pitchforks if you want.

Speaker 2:

Everybody about to catch a hell fucker with me. What I know. That shit was crazy back in there. You got to admit, yeah, yeah, yeah you say that shit man, you say that shit Guilt about social media. Yeah, set your ass on fire, bro. If you was a woman, that shit was crazy.

Speaker 1:

She a witch, she a witch.

Speaker 2:

If you was weird in any way, bro, or a man was making advances on you, bro, and you turned down his ribs, witch.

Speaker 1:

Hey, get what what?

Speaker 3:

is that.

Speaker 1:

What is this spice on this food? Witchcraft, it's just seasoning. Man, it's just seasoning. It's herbs and spices bro but just think about it though we use a pot, we make stews, cook dead animals and vegetables in a big-ass pot. Hold on.

Speaker 3:

He's cooking.

Speaker 1:

Like it's a fucking cart Hold on, he's cooking. It's like a witch's room, bro. I mean, just think about it. It makes it what it is A, which is rude, bro. I mean, just think about it. It makes you what it is A cogent's just a big-ass pot.

Speaker 2:

Come on now.

Speaker 1:

I mean for real, though, but you cook dead animals, vegetables, and you put spices.

Speaker 2:

Herbs and spices.

Speaker 3:

Hold on, hold on, hold on. We all witches bro.

Speaker 1:

And you're using the flick of the wrist you stirring that bitch.

Speaker 2:

So technically, macaroni and cheese is a potion.

Speaker 3:

Damn.

Speaker 2:

Putting y'all on game. That's why it's so good. All of them ain't good now but.

Speaker 3:

Some of y'all be using some square cheese on y'all. Nah, bro, get that shit out of my face, that yalla cheese.

Speaker 1:

That of y'all be using some square cheese on your nah.

Speaker 2:

Right, get that shit out of my face. That yalla cheese, that's a witch right there blasphemous.

Speaker 1:

What's this shit called brunswick?

Speaker 2:

stew gumbo. Look at that shit. Burn the heretic. Let me stop, bro tripping bro. I know see man. That's from back in the day, bruh, it's coming up in me we believe in them type of people.

Speaker 3:

Hang that man. That man is the devil.

Speaker 2:

The heretic, the heathen.

Speaker 1:

Terrible. Cut his fucking head off.

Speaker 2:

Oh fellas, oh fellas, oh fellas.

Speaker 3:

We'd be the ones accusing everybody bro.

Speaker 2:

Shit, they'd accuse my black ass. Bro, I don't like it.

Speaker 1:

I hold a grudge, man, I hold a grudge.

Speaker 2:

He hold a grudge.

Speaker 1:

Shit five years later. You thought I forgot about it.

Speaker 2:

No, I was waiting for this moment.

Speaker 1:

No, we're losing, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3:

Man.

Speaker 1:

I seen him man. He gave me a pack of spices, man, I don't know if it was weed. Nah, I'm playing, nah, I ain't gonna do no shit like that.

Speaker 2:

Man called 15 Fish. Using witchcraft, his fruit growing too big. Witchcraft, he bewitched my wife.

Speaker 1:

Witchcraft.

Speaker 2:

I didn't have to use no spell to steal your bitch. Let me stop, bro.

Speaker 3:

Bro, what's crazy is the way they'd kill people too. It was.

Speaker 1:

I didn't use no witchcraft to steal your bitch. No, you good.

Speaker 2:

No you good Don't hold it in's gonna stay in your bitch. Nah man, Nah you good, Nah you good. Don't hold it in, Let it out.

Speaker 3:

Fuck it Was the, was it? They put the stones on your chest and they just slowly keep stacking more and more stones.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, shit, you know, back in the day in I think it's China or Japan, one of them they actually sit up there and lay you down, cut a bamboo, lay you on the bamboo and watch it grow and it appears through you?

Speaker 3:

Oh yeah, I seen that, I seen that.

Speaker 1:

It's slow fucking death. I don't even know what I would think about torture when you was talking about the stones and shit. Not my fault.

Speaker 2:

No, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know the, I know the Apache used to get you. They bury you all the way up to your neck and take a sharp stick and put it in your mouth so you can't close your mouth and they put honey in your mouth. So all the ants and stuff will run up and down your throat, all the little critters will go in your mouth and eat your tongue and they go down your throat, nose and everything. That's how you would die. Then imagine thousands of ants just rolling through your nostrils biting you, bro, you can't close it.

Speaker 2:

You can't close your mouth, bro, because the sharp stake right there, not even if you wanted to.

Speaker 1:

No, yeah, yeah. Imagine some shit like that where they pull your damn fingernails and your toenails off and just pour salt on it and you're just like like I think I've seen that um, but but it was a horror movie and I think it was the, I think it was out for um saw or something, and they were scratching and you seen the damn fingernails was peeling back.

Speaker 3:

it was so damn gory, man, I said it's always like known for that unnecessary gore I think it's good I love it too, but it's just bro seeing my folks get their shit twisted and broken, yeah I'm gonna see if you remember this movie. Drag me to hell bro, I got that in my notes.

Speaker 2:

Oh shit, yeah.

Speaker 3:

I think. No, I didn't get that one. I have a different one. Sorry, but I know what you're talking about, man, I think.

Speaker 1:

I think the fuck the most craziest thing is when she, the possessed old lady, threw up in her damn mouth under the carport. Yeah, she said I was like I can't watch no more of this.

Speaker 2:

That's rough. I was like ooh, that curse came, boy, that's rough.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

What was I going to say? Did y'all ever do any like I guess Halloween pranks to people before? I mean you kind of did that with your dad with the bats or whatever. But I guess Halloween pranks the people before. I mean you kind of did that with your dad with the bats, or whatever but did you ever like get somebody good, like scare them?

Speaker 2:

or like prank them. I did that for a living, one of the stories I did. I don't mean to cut you off on that, bro man, I'm going to tell you something. It's cool because when you scare people, bro, you have that like that, that that you can kind of put you in the mind of the killer, you know what I'm saying bro.

Speaker 3:

Hey, yo I'm saying hey, hold on, bro, what you mean bro.

Speaker 2:

Let me cook.

Speaker 1:

I don't know this man, I don't know this, let me cook, but anyway, like Guilty by association you know when you kill them, cut them up.

Speaker 2:

Let's say you go in a group, you got high man. It's actually crazy because you got to pick the best time when to scare him so everybody get the full effect. And the thing is the scaredy cats are in the middle, they don't want to be in the front, they don't want to be in the back. So you got to get them bro. But I remember I scared this guy so bad one time and it's crazy because he was huge bro and I was like I went and jumped out of pass out like I had to, like grab him bro, because he. I got him so bad bro, like because what happened is I acted like I was a prop in the haunted house, bro, and and like he was he bro. I swear he didn't even think I was real. It wasn't a crazy scare, it wasn't a, it was just softest of touches. Grabbed him, motherfucker said bro, I heard that shit. I heard that. I said oh shit. And he kind of went wonky, I said, but his soul left his body, bro, I said that's what you heard, brother, the last last draw of breath bro like I called him

Speaker 2:

like, and it's crazy because I think I called him in between a breath or something, bro, he can't even catch it, bro, and I like I had to break character, like bro, you all right. And he said, and he said, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm good, bro. Like he, like bro, and it's crazy, and I'm gonna tell you something, like like a lot of the people, bro, and like I hold like, let's say like the, I'm telling you bro, yeah, bro, he like he passed away. Bro. I'm telling you, bro, he scared the shit out of me. I've seen that shit yo. Yeah, bro, he like he passed away. Bro. I'm telling you. And then, like you know, with the group, you know they all got to hold the rope. Make sure they're together, bro, tell me how come I start holding the rope too, bro? And I'd be like, I'd be like this. They'd be like, yeah, man them, a look behind. And finally, bro, and it's crazy because you started off with four people, now it's five and like you didn't catch that, we do shit, right yeah?

Speaker 2:

and you didn't catch it, like and they won't, bro, and like I'll be behind the whole time and they and they people be holding on to you like you're scared. Then you, they turn around, they see you on that math shit. They said they, they, they about password. Now I remember with one guy dude he was, he was, he was like a modern day john. He had to be seven foot bro. I think he was like a biker or something bro. He. He looked like a giant but he was the coolest guy in the world. So I jumped out to scare somebody. I said where the fuck is this motherfucker at, bro? Now I look up. He was down looking at me laughing. I said, oh shit. I said you want a job, man?

Speaker 3:

I'm telling'm telling you he looked at him, boo.

Speaker 2:

I said what is this motherfucker? But he was so big bro, I didn't really see him at first. Then I looked, I just seen a whole bunch of hair. I said oh shit, I couldn't get him, bro, I know.

Speaker 1:

It wasn't a prank. It was a prank on me because I felt like they were playing with me. I was on the graveyard shift, bro, and I was doing the bell-breaking type shit and the whole place at night is eerie as fuck. There's only two people there and there's so many gnats, spiders flies rats, bro, and there's so many gnats, spiders flies rats Bro. They got some of the Blair Witch Project rats, like I'm telling you, man, they got cheese. Like them. Some of them eat chicken.

Speaker 3:

Got the New York rats, bro. Yeah, Lon, I was there.

Speaker 1:

Them. Some of them do push-ups. They can lift your bench press.

Speaker 2:

Bench press.

Speaker 1:

Bro. Them damn rats were so damn big bro I know. One day I was on a forklift man. This the crazy shit I done, man. I was on a forklift. Then I seen one of them eating the other one.

Speaker 3:

I said man, what the fuck.

Speaker 2:

Hey it's rough like that bro.

Speaker 1:

I said it's rough out here.

Speaker 2:

Dog eat dog crazy. Another fun fact down in a, you know, like in New York, you know, in the subway tunnels they tell homeless people not to sleep down there, just because when someone elderly pass away, they never find their bodies because the rats, like they say, like when you at the at the subway station and you look down like the ground is moving because there's so many rats, like when they, when they die, the rats eat them at this point.

Speaker 1:

Them ain't rats, them possums, Nah man. But one of them tried to jump on the forklift with me, bro, and when I tell you he had some bunnies and some of his hop, I said, oh shit, Bro, clock out. Never came back. I said, yeah, that was a joke.

Speaker 2:

Shit, I used to kick them.

Speaker 1:

Hell dog.

Speaker 2:

They go flying, they'd land right on their feet and keep going.

Speaker 1:

I'm going to tell you, man, there's something that's got about six, seven feet in the damn air, damn. This was jumping man Hopped. I said man, what the fuck? I said y'all eat. Good, back there, motherfucker, y'all can have this shit. Y'all motherfuckers eat better than.

Speaker 2:

I do Get them. And that's just like in Paris, bro. They was afraid to go in the sewers, bro, because there was so many rats, bro, they looked like Essentially like mobs bro, like literally, it was so many rats and they were starving. Bro, if you went down there, they'd attack you and eat you bro.

Speaker 1:

I'm surprised they never made a horror movie with just rats.

Speaker 2:

They have what was the name of it. Remember what's it called? They did, bro, because he had one favorite rat. Then they turned on him. He was using them to kill people, bro. He was in a shitty apartment. They actually very smart At all. He trained them to kill people bro. I forget it wasn't Milo, it was something Willow Milo. Hold on, let me go ahead. Let me search that real quick. Hold on, this is a scientist. He did a study.

Speaker 1:

He said if you keep a rat with you for like 10 years and he ate, probably not even that long, but kept a rat with you and he ate what you ate done what you did and when that rat died you could see how you died, Because I don't know how he said it, but it's weird how he said it Because their lifespan is short but they adapt like we do. I don't know I ain't explaining it right, but they their living situations and shit like that can adapt to humans and they can die like we die, Damn, In a short period of time, Damn. If you notice, when they do test subjects and stuff like that, they use rats as them. They do tests on rats just because they're going to see how it's going to happen in a short period of time. So in a human, oh okay, we good for a good 10 years, but motherfuckers ain't going to wait 10 years. They're trying to get that money, Trying to get that medicine or something like that. They use rats. That's crazy.

Speaker 3:

Damn, I ain't know that by the way the movie's called Willard oh, wow damn bro, I did not know that. That is crazy. What was I gonna say? The? Did y'all say that they were gonna have another Conjuring movie coming out? The last rights, bro, I'm pretty excited about that, cause Conjuring was really good. That wasn't too bad movie coming out. Yeah, the Last Rites.

Speaker 2:

I'm pretty excited about that. Conjuring was really good. That wasn't too bad. Insidious was pretty good. You didn't like it. Oh, Insidious was pretty good. Insidious was pretty good, but I guess, yeah, you know the greatest thing about it.

Speaker 1:

I watched every last one of them, and every last one of them scared the dogs, For I'd be over there jumping like hell bro.

Speaker 3:

Did you watch Annabelle? Did you watch La Llorona? Those right there it was pretty good.

Speaker 2:

Annabelle was really good fellas. I think that was one of the goals.

Speaker 1:

The crazy move with fucking Carrie. I'm surprised they haven't remade that.

Speaker 3:

Carrie.

Speaker 1:

Carrie, you don't remember Carrie?

Speaker 2:

When she went to the prom she had telekinesis. Yeah, carrie she was, she had telekinesis and they dropped that pig blood on her with that red paint.

Speaker 3:

Oh, okay, that's right, and she killed every motherfucker in there.

Speaker 2:

bro, they did remade it. Yeah, they remade it. I mean, I seen the original one.

Speaker 3:

I remember now yeah, Because that was like an early 2000s movie, wasn't it? Yeah, oh, wow, I think it was in the 80s.

Speaker 2:

Let me see, that's another.

Speaker 1:

See, look at that, that's crazy. Yeah, but have you seen the actual TV series of Chucky?

Speaker 3:

I ain't seen no TV series.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it was on. I think it's Paramount.

Speaker 3:

It's new.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Oh, okay.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, okay, yeah, but it came out last year. I watched it last year.

Speaker 3:

Oh.

Speaker 1:

But I think it got like three or four seasons of this shit. Man with his kids and everything, yeah, man.

Speaker 3:

I ain't seen that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, damn.

Speaker 3:

What's it about Like? Is it going to be about, like just Chucky, how he came to be, or is it just like no?

Speaker 1:

how Chucky he already been and it's like Chucky's just still killing motherfuckers, man Damn. And it's crazy because it's gore as hell, but it's so damn funny. Chucky is funny to me, man. It's comedy bro. He be talking shit bro. That's one of the craziest serial killers out here, man.

Speaker 3:

I seen that they were going to have a Chucky versus Michael Myers movie coming out, something like that. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:

You know the crazy? Yeah, I didn't know like now when I watched it, and me being older that he was using voodoo when he transferred to different hosts. What's the?

Speaker 3:

name of that thing he says.

Speaker 2:

he says some little chant, wente Oche something like that and Papa Legba Give me the power to something like that and he was actually talking to Papa Legba in there. Oh, okay, something like that and Papa Legba.

Speaker 1:

Give me the power to something like that, and he was actually talking to Papa Legba in that.

Speaker 2:

Oh, okay, okay okay. That's crazy. That's pretty neat. But yeah, carrie came out in 1976. 1976?. Yeah, I knew it was the oldest shit.

Speaker 1:

That's probably also damn scary. Then them damn 70s movies, oh shit For real.

Speaker 3:

Them damn 70s movies.

Speaker 1:

Oh shit For real I'm trying to see if I can find a movie poster or something about the Michael versus Chucky thing.

Speaker 3:

It's dark and hell, it's hot. Did y'all see the it movie? Like the original and the. Hell yeah, I didn't see the original. You haven't seen the original, I ain't a fan of clowns.

Speaker 1:

Man, you don't like clowns.

Speaker 3:

That's another thing we should. So what's like one of the things you're afraid of, like horror-wise, like monsters, or Because I mean, yeah, people got, like you know, afraid of heights and stuff like that Y'all might end up killing me in this, but cats, cats, cats.

Speaker 1:

Don't judge me, I'm a dog man, but cats. Bro. Back in the day, growing up, man, we used to stay in the trailer park back in the day and we used to have these fucking dumpsters and these fucking wild cats. As soon as you open the dumpster, on your ass.

Speaker 3:

Damn, that was the cats from Tom and Jerry brother ones in the alley like this snapping. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they see you coming up bruddy Cats.

Speaker 1:

I don't fuck with cats, I mean, just like you can't train a cat. You really can't train a cat. A cat is a wild animal. We are cats. Trained us because damn hold on.

Speaker 3:

He's cooking chat cats trained.

Speaker 1:

I mean just like cats trained us. If you throw a cat out there, a cat will survive on his own and they will go to house like am I lying, though? I don't like a cat, I mean cats trained us to and they adapted themselves to live with us just so they can survive. But no bro, I don't fuck cats, I don't.

Speaker 2:

But a dog is the same thing, every sort back there, so you breed the dogs you think a bull can live out here by itself. It depends, bro A bulldog, a Frenchie.

Speaker 3:

That Frenchie, dead bro that Frenchie probably is.

Speaker 2:

But you understand that's because they've been bred out so bad. That's the whole point. But I'm talking about a regular dog, a mutt can it's a hybrid. A mutt is a hybrid or a mutt before they got bred into. They're like, especially like a wolf, like bro, like they'll resort back to being feral. They start running packs again. All the little dogs. They'll eat the little dogs or kill the little dogs off.

Speaker 1:

True, but regardless of the fact A cat, you cannot train a cat. The only thing you can train a cat to do Is use a little box.

Speaker 2:

I don't like them.

Speaker 1:

Damn, damn, they really just be using, but cats, rats, and I'm going to say I really ain't too scared of any other animals.

Speaker 3:

Well, you say clowns, so you're afraid of clowns.

Speaker 1:

I'm not afraid of clowns.

Speaker 3:

It just don't sit right with you. Yeah, what type of clowns you talking about? Circus clowns, no.

Speaker 1:

I'm not scared of clowns, I'm not interested in clown movie type shit.

Speaker 3:

It's just like I'm not interested in.

Speaker 1:

Even looking at a clown movie type shit. It's like it's cringy as hell. Oh, it's cringy. Yeah, you get what I'm saying. I'm not scared of clowns.

Speaker 3:

So what about the time when we were having them clown scare? You remember when everybody was dressing up as clowns, like 2016 or something?

Speaker 2:

like that. That's a good way to get busted.

Speaker 1:

I was still going to get some meat, like it was hey, y'all my fucks took it, man.

Speaker 3:

What are you going to do against this, carl Boom? What about you, pharoah? You got any fears?

Speaker 2:

I ain't really scared that much you ain't scared of the Wendigo. When I grew up, I watched a whole bunch. I had a lot of nightmares fellas. When I grew up, I watched a whole bunch. I had a lot of nightmares fellas. Ladies and gentlemen, like I, just I really like.

Speaker 2:

You became the nightmare you got consumed by the darkness, consumed by the darkness, but anyway. And then I really just stopped being scared. But now I ain't saying I ain't scared of shit because I feel some weird shit upon us, bro, it's time we get the fuck out of Dodge now. I mean, that's just how it is, bro. But I would say, what's one thing that really fucking puts?

Speaker 3:

I don't really know, bro, just sends chills down your spine, bro, ghost Ghost.

Speaker 2:

I would say like Kind of crazy, like paranormal or something like that.

Speaker 1:

Paranormal stuff.

Speaker 2:

But, something like, like I said, bro, just something about something like Some weeping and hallowing and shit like that. Sometimes it just got the mood gotta be set right for in them conditions to really get me like I just gotta be somewhere I ain't supposed to be like you got, you gotta hear la llorona then, bro, like in mexico you know they said like she'd be, uh, going around crying.

Speaker 3:

All you hear is her like yeah, crying, or whatever and I would say like that yeah, that's.

Speaker 2:

I would say that's pretty bad, because you know them, them, you see them, ladies with that black long hair Like you ever seen, like some of them shamans and stuff, hollowing, weeping and trouble.

Speaker 1:

Don't sit real well with me. It's kind of like giving me a funny feeling. What is it? The?

Speaker 3:

Pope.

Speaker 1:

The Pope.

Speaker 3:

Here we go. It was a good run, guys. I'm sorry, man. No no, I'm just joking.

Speaker 1:

No, no, no no, no, catholics and all that. Yeah, because if you know like any, any, like paranormal or something like that, it's got something to deal with the catholics. And all that shit it's like something right, like I don't want to deal with it.

Speaker 3:

Yeah well, yeah, I mean, it makes sense because I'm a roman catholic or whatever. And um, actually, you know, we had Sunday school and I remember somebody asked you know the father or the preacher, whatever you want to say and he was like, yeah, I've done an exorcism before. See, that's great, he's actually done one, like he's been through it. Like he said he didn't want to talk about it because he's not supposed to or whatever it's against the rules. But he said, yeah, it's real, I did one. And the crazy thing about it, bro, like we had Halloween, this man had a chainmail armor. This man had like a it wasn't a claymore, but this man had a whole sword. I was like, yeah, bro, this man for real fighting demons out there. He spoke Latin, bro.

Speaker 3:

So he did services in Latin too, on Wednesdays Speaking a different tongue too.

Speaker 1:

If a man sees something in the fourth dimension, fifth dimension, that we can't see Because you know, like ants they really can't see up, because they only see their world, and just like if we see our world and if he seeing that shit and that shit comes out that we ain't supposed to see, man, we ain't shit to him.

Speaker 3:

That shit's crazy. That shit is scary.

Speaker 1:

He fears nothing but God.

Speaker 3:

That's right.

Speaker 1:

That ain't nothing bad about that, but that's A man that seen a demon, that fights demons on the daily shit me.

Speaker 3:

Well, he said, he only did it one time just one yeah one time, one time's all you need. That's what he said, though, but I mean, if that's, if y'all believe in that, y'all believe in it, not you, just do you, I agree where'd that demon go?

Speaker 1:

what he do? Just take a break. He just went on break. I'm dead.

Speaker 3:

He ain't clock back in Shit I was gonna say the things that I'm afraid of. I'm afraid of, like Bro, basic shit bro. Like bro, I'm afraid of water bro.

Speaker 2:

That's why I don't.

Speaker 3:

That's why I don't shower y'all.

Speaker 2:

I'm dead, I'm just joking.

Speaker 3:

I'm just messing around.

Speaker 1:

I'm afraid of Getting in the water.

Speaker 3:

Like the ocean, I'm afraid of the ocean Like a pool too, bro, the moment my toe can't touch that ground.

Speaker 2:

I panic Shit.

Speaker 1:

I'm about to drown in this bitch. I did some stupid shit, man. We all went to this pool. Well, pharrell tried to play me out here, tried to tell my business. I'm going to have to tell you. I'm going to tell you how I had a near-death experience and cuz just laughed at me Just about to let me drown. Bro, go to the pool. I was like, oh shit, got some scheme out here, go ahead and put cocoa butter on. Didn't want to be ashy. Got to the sloop, you know that, drop off. I'm like, okay, walking and shit. Next thing, you know, man, I was like I said I'm drowning, now I start dunking, dunking. I was like man, I'm fucking, look at that panic time. I was like, man, I can't swim, I'm basically drinking all this shit, I'm dead. I said I'm going to try to survive out here. It was like look. Because it was like he said y'all, I'm dying, I'm dying. And this motherfucker was just over there looking at me laughing and shit.

Speaker 2:

I thought it was faking. It was literally like four feet of water. No, it was seven. No, it wasn't. Like four feet of water no, it was seven. No, it wasn't.

Speaker 1:

He kept slipping. Look. I said. Look, I'm like, help me Please. I was bloodshot. Red Cuz came over there and just gave me a gentle push. I got out of that water. I said man, fuck y'all, man, I'm going to the house. I'm mad bro. I had to go get my. You know it was rough. You had to go get a black and mild. After that I was stressed man I'm going to die y'all.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, dude, that was jumping me up in that moment. I'm telling you, bro, panicking dude, hey, I.

Speaker 3:

I'll take showers. That's right. That's why I take showers, bro, so I don't drown. Oh no, I was going to say but yeah, I think that's pretty much going to wrap up today's episode. Guys, I appreciate y'all stopping by, taking a listen and everything you know. Y'all be sure to follow us. You know we got content coming up and everything. We got some ideas and stuff like that and, uh, we're in the works of uh, getting the first youtube video ready. So I think the first youtube video that we're going to do is going to be our card collections, to show y'all that we not lying, we we for real, out here collecting this stuff. Well, I'm collecting there over, really slamming them cars on the table and stuff y'all.

Speaker 2:

So we just wanted to show you.

Speaker 3:

We just wanted to show y'all that, uh, just to show off our collection and everything you know, some of the stuff that we have. I thought that'd be pretty cool, but that'd probably be the first youtube video we're gonna kind of do it like individually, where, like uh, pharaoh's gonna show off some of his collection or all his collection, whichever he wants to do, I'm gonna show my collection, grunny's gonna show off his stuff too, and uh, yeah, we, we hope y'all enjoy it. It'd be pretty cool to you know, y'all check our stuff out and whatnot. I mean, if you, if you want to buy something, I mean from me.

Speaker 2:

It's for sale it's for sale.

Speaker 3:

But yeah, um, be sure to follow us on Instagram. We have an Instagram page set up now, now that I remember it should be Cosmic Cove, capital K OS. Well, not capital OS, but capital K, regular OS, mic, and then underscore Cove. It should say on there I don't know if I put official page of Cosmic Cove on there or not, I don't know if I should put that on there. I mean, yeah, it does say official Cosmic Cove page.

Speaker 3:

Y'all see that, and y'all see the same art for the podcast as the profile picture. That's us right there. So you know we appreciate the follow and everything you know, greatly appreciate it and, like I said, um yeah thanks again for listening to the podcast guys. I mean, we hit 25 downloads, it's only been about a week. We really appreciate, appreciate y'all a whole lot, y'all yeah, yeah, yeah but um, you know where to find us at. We got uh. We got Gruddy. You can follow him at uh.

Speaker 1:

Uh, you can follow me on Twitch, youtube and I'm I'ma start, i'ma start posting on TikTok and everything. But you can find me at At Gruddy G-R-U-D-D-Y, r-e-p-r-i-s-a-l, at Grudressive Repraisal. Yes, that's me, that's a teacher.

Speaker 3:

What do you? I don't mean to put you on the spot or anything, but like Damn why'd I have to? Do it Like you going to have anything coming up soon. You got any plans for like the people or anything like that?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, basically I know we got Spotify and everything, everything, so I don't know if we can possibly share playlists on there and everything we can, um we'll figure something out, but we just do this separate, like our own we can do.

Speaker 3:

It'd be cool to have like a cosmic code playlist, but I think that'd have to. That'd probably be a while, because we're gonna have to copyright type shit um. No, because we could just put a link and they'll click on the link and there'll just be a custom playlist that we made. But it's going to take a while to set that up.

Speaker 1:

No doubt, no doubt.

Speaker 3:

Just because of our music taste.

Speaker 1:

But yeah, this is normal shit Life to life.

Speaker 3:

Are you going to make any videos? Yeah, coming up soon, or anything like that.

Speaker 1:

Streaming to make any videos or like, yeah, I'm like coming up soon or anything like that. Uh streaming videos, like streaming on games and uh anime. I just went like that quick because he just put me on the spot yeah, my bad, I didn't mean it like that, no you're good. You're good but um, like streaming animes and like y'all can watch animes with me and everything I'm trying to like get all my pc and stuff set up, so it's probably gonna be like a week or two, yeah okay, yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 1:

I'm trying to get all my PC and stuff set up, so it's probably going to be like a week or two. I'm about to move to a new spot.

Speaker 3:

That's cool. Now we got Feral Hysteria.

Speaker 2:

Follow him at.

Speaker 2:

Like I said, I might usually stream it on Twitch. I get a little more, do a little more on my Twitch and set up so you're actually able to see me and who I stream with. We're going to try to do a co-stream here soon, either running Destiny or whatnot, or just really cool games that we all can play with each other Me Grunt and Reverence and try to run a raid or something like that. But you can find me at pharaohsteria at twitch, that is f-e-r-a-l, h-y-s-t-e, r-i-a, twitchcom and youtube not to cut you off, because I know you just did your intro, outro you good.

Speaker 1:

I'm thinking where I am going to when I start streaming and YouTube. Not to cut you off because I know you just did your outro. You get it. I'm thinking where I am going to when I start streaming. I'm going to get Eldering, so I want to stream from start to finish on that. So I want y'all to go through the journey with me.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, we'll be posting on Cosmic Cove. We'll announce whenever each one of us is going to stream. We might get a schedule set up or something, that way you can expect to see us Somebody streamed Friday night. We're all going to support each other, so we'll just go watch each other stream that night or something, or just have it playing on the back. If we're all playing together we can't obviously play and watch each other. We'll post it so we'll get a schedule set up for y'all so like y'all can watch gruddy play his elder ring playthrough, which I'm actually looking forward to.

Speaker 2:

That's pretty exciting to me.

Speaker 3:

I'm anticipated for that. I'll drop everything I'm doing just to watch that, that's right.

Speaker 1:

Don't come for me, yo. If you see, the camera goes all the way up. Man, look, I got nervous. My hand starts shaking. No, I'm just playing. No, I'm not, though. I got to get it right. You got it. No, but go ahead.

Speaker 3:

Was that all your stuff, pharoah, or? Did you have like a video coming up soon. Did you have any? I just want y'all to like, you know, like tell them like what you had like an event coming up.

Speaker 2:

No, I really don't got anything coming up, or I know I really don't got to come up. You just see me streaming right now. Like that, I do really want to get all of us uh on the same page on like a death array, but you know how that go. You got a little bit of prepping and coordination on that one, so I do, I do want us uh try to get that, but we'll see. We'll see there's gonna be something, uh for sure. No, guys either gonna be that. Uh, I'm, we really want to try to get a magic night going here, but it's just and and that's. That's really in the works.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, me too that would have been good to do this week, since we had a long weekend bro, but it's all good.

Speaker 2:

I know people have stuff to do and like they're gonna spend time with their families and everything, but it's trying to get other people to do it yeah that's gonna be the hardest part, man well, y'all, you have some people y'all can call up, or something maybe one, and maybe Jordan he might, or our friend, maybe two of our friends, bro, but I'll shoot you more than that.

Speaker 3:

You do it, bro. He do standard. Fuck. We gonna pull crackheads off the street and start playing some magic with them.

Speaker 2:

They gonna be fucking around. They might beat the shit out of us.

Speaker 3:

Don't be chewing my car.

Speaker 1:

Bless me, bless me, rock. That's crazy.

Speaker 3:

I tap two lands, pass the rock over to him.

Speaker 1:

No, you don't Tapping two stems. Go ahead, we're getting off topic.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, sorry guys, Y'all can find me on Twitch at Reverence R-E-V-E-R-N-Z-E. You know I'll be streaming. I haven't been streaming lately, but you know I'll be streaming, probably obviously Destiny 2. I'm sorry, y'all, I'm on a binge right now. That's my go-to game right now. But I, um, I do plan on, uh, uploading my first YouTube video, hopefully this week. I'm hoping so.

Speaker 3:

I don't know when I'm gonna upload, but I'm gonna find something out. And then, um, I do plan on, um, trying to coordinate a group stream for Cosmic Cove as well, and I'm talking about like a all together in one room kind of deal. If I can get this fucking camera to stay on and work, I'm hoping it will. But I mean, it's probably going to be maybe either a fighting game or I don't know, maybe might pull up my Switch or something and play some Super Smash Bros I mean Ultimate or whatever. But y'all can look forward to that. Maybe this week Not too sure, too sure, maybe, if not, sometime soon. But I'll keep everybody posted. Like I said, y'all can find us on instagram and I'll probably post upcoming events coming up on there. And I'll post everything on my social media too, like my facebook, because I'm using my personal facebook right now. But yeah, I'll probably make a cosmic code facebook page.

Speaker 3:

I don't know if I want to really we can't make a page, because I think that would be cool man yeah I'm gonna go ahead and make a uh make a group yeah, group page yeah so we'll probably make a facebook group page so y'all can come follow and listen, like, join in and because we want to build a community together, y'all, we want y'all to okay, you know, we want to, you know, have a good, strong community, you know, to support not just ourselves but, like each other, you know, we small time content creators or entertainers or whatever, y'all just pretty much, uh, how would you say like link up, like uh, what's that word called? Like? Uh, you know, when you're uh connecting with people, what's that called? Like? No, no, it's like, um, I can't remember, but, john, y'all know what I'm talking about. Like a community, no, it's like when you uh, when you meet other business people in your life, networking, networking.

Speaker 2:

There you go so y'all, you know that's.

Speaker 3:

That's what the group community is going to be like networking off each other, well, not not in that aspect, but like connecting and like helping like if somebody has questions like you know, hopefully we'll be able to answer, or somebody like in the community or the group can be able to answer your questions and stuff like that.

Speaker 2:

So and yeah, um, I just want to iterate on that. Um, like I just I just want to say this like you know, I know what when I feel like people going to wrong intentions with certain stuff like podcasts and stuff like that, they look like really money driven, yeah, and that's that's. That's not really how I take fellas. And you know, I'm saying and I feel like when you do do that, you you miss out on the, um, the, really the, the, the beauty, yeah, the beauty and enjoyment of it. You know I'm saying do this for fun, because we like to do it. We ain't just doing it just to be doing it like damn, we're going to reach big bucks and shit like that. That ain't what this is for, bro. Let's do it because I like to see this community grow. Small streamers and maybe even the big streamers, you know, help each other and get some of these guys recognized.

Speaker 1:

Share light on real nerds, not influence nerds. No doubt Go ahead.

Speaker 2:

That's a fact.

Speaker 3:

Stamp it A nerd that will lose on a Yu-Gi-Oh duel. But as soon as you catch me outside, we're throwing hands, Hands. You make me look like a fool.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, stamp it, stamp it. Oh dark magician that look like he a spade car.

Speaker 2:

Do something about it, I'll get it.

Speaker 3:

But that's it y'all. Thanks again for listening. That's a wrap, guys. Peace. That's a wrap Peace.

Speaker 1:

I guess I'll close this out with a poem Go ahead, That'd be pretty cool. Go ahead, Close it out. From the great words of Radso Petty, roses are red. No weapons against me shall prosper. With this sacred treasure I summon Big Rocker the Obstacle, I'm dead Freak. Gojo nigga.

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